Prev: >>579786614>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/2200Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg (embed)09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>579807852I want to fuck their dad while they watch
Does your club have a discord /uma/?
>>579807852NAKDASHI FESTA
fillies
>>579807969schiozos reallyt d have a lot of time on thier hands
Libra Cup * status?https://poal.me/k8el3xhttps://poal.me/k8el3xhttps://poal.me/k8el3x
Tachyon LOVE
>>579807969that's 2 fully grown men by the way
>>579807969My club has a discord but I use a different club's discord to talk about uma because they are better at the game
>>579808209KEK
>he's still jealous he's not invited to the virtual orgiesLmao pathetic
>>579808275WOAH MAMA
>>579808112It's only 1 guy that made the image larping as both of them but it's funnier to pretend it's real.
Sex. https://n.uguu.se/soiHBrrT.jpg
>>579808275
>>579807969I feel they did this expecting to have it get leaked so that everyone would react. They're jacking off to everyone's reactions right now
>>579807969schizo in his own made club with 2 accounts
Fuji Kiseki
>>579808275YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
>the Uma&cord defense force is here
>>579808410So jealous...
>>579808275Ruined
>>579808275Improved
300 pulls for Kita, awful...
>>579807969
>>579808723bro, your efforia?
PLAP PLAP SPLOOSHING kingu all night
>>579807969kek what the absolute fuck am I looking at OP
>>579808752AI still can't take some things from us
>>579808752>I know we always joke about getting draged into the stables for intensive breeding sessions>joke
The lolcow keeps on providing
>>579808752why is the AI assuming they play Oguri Cap
>>579808752Shoulda been go touch turf
Which one of you degenerates leaked your logs? Is this what you do instead of min-maxing your stats for the next Champions Meeting? No wonder your Oguri Cap keeps coming in 9th.
>>579808472I like reverse NTR
>>579808275Rice... HERO?
>>579808275Wtf...
>>579808275PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP SPUR SPURT SPURTRICE SEXOOOOO
>>579809012More like, Rice ERO
>>579809092many are saying this
>>579808974Same
next cm is so ass that we are back to drama farming, only xog nerfs can save us now
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.>Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579808974>>579809138Any fellow "ntr evolves into vanilla" enjoyers?
Where is the monthly club ranking compilation
>>579809194It's not even drama, it's just one schizo obsessed with randos
>>579809228mambo can't compete anymore without ERP
#clublistneeds an update desu
I need to cum inside of Mejiro Palmer. I need to cum inside of Mejiro Palmer in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while we're holding hands.
>>579809283
>>579809631>they have top 150s nowBut I thought our sister thread is a bunch of shitters?
>>579809709Do you believe everything you're told
>>579809709our regulars here are jumping there t. regular /v/ma roomshitter
Aston /uma/chan (139444290) is looking for 6 more Umadacchis! We are well on our way to A+ so please apply here with your ID or with /uma/ in-game.
>>579809631mambros...
>>579807969Aaaaiiiieee danchou, there's cum all over the club room again
>>579809709They're not that bad, there's a guy with like 14 plats that is unironically extremely fucking good. They just have more casuals than us.
Recruitment Post:/uma/chan has 6 more spots open. A+ Rank in under 48 hours.We got mahjong as well.
>>579809709/uma/ has been migrating there and at sp,e point it'll just be the V and Umama schizo jacking each other off here alone
>>579809631Would an /uma/ VS /v/ma dancho club race be exciting at the end of the year in Arima Kinen?
Fatty
>>579810125orange
>>579810125child
>>579810114They want absolutely nothing to do with us so prob not.
>>579810125hot
Samson is thinking
I don't think graded league is worth the hassle. Even if you went 81/81 on graded league you'd only earn 1800 more carats than in open league's A group.
>>579810227Grass Wonder memorial race went well
>>579810125My daughter is so cute.
>>579810495NANI?
>>579810495>teleports behind you>nothing personal, torena>rapes you
>>579810596She would never..!
>>579810416People have clanked to Graded A finals, I don't know how anyone can still be an Open shitter unless you're a newbab
>started using my Valentines chocos after the 1/2 tp is goneLooping is miserable without the discounts.
>>579809928Are you talking about R*cks
What is Symboli Kris S's deal anywayIs she the last SymboliAny Symbolis after her?
>>579810720I'm talking about C*cks
>>579810720I can never beat that faggot.
>>579809928What's the highest plat count an anon here has?
>>579810774Don't be jelly. He or she is good
>>579810341big think
i can't wait until these ebony goddesses are added to global
>>579810674People with broken parents and multiple meta SSR cards*
>>579810341
>>579810815uma&co danchou has 15 plats
>>579807945I hate how this artist still doesn't completely flatten these chests
>>579810853You had a month to loopa god tier GPs and Parents during half TP
>>579810845ew nobody wants this
>>579810932maybe he's a hebefag
>>579810978I do indeed
I love my genius wife!
>>579810845>Cute anime girl>Does not smell like shit>Does not have the brain of a chimp>Forehead isn't horribly swollen>Nose ain't big enough to threaten the amazon>Isn't retarded as fuck>The same kind of nuWeebs who call Curren a whore because she has an Instagram account will tell you this choco Uma is an affront to "western civilization"
>>579810890just 13
so what did we learn?
>whorrenfag is also a nig loveroh no haha
Curren is a whore
>>579811328we learned a little too much about what goes on inside discord clubs
>>579811328nothing really
>>579811328Nothing of note Spe-chan
>>579811328we learn- PLAP PLAP SPLOOSH SPURT IN THOSE SPECIAL CHEEKS
>>579811328Mods let Rice porn stay up
>>579811820I can't believe our new janny is based like that
>>579807969>im such a whore...>yes but you are my whoreSTILL a better love story than Twilight
Necessary camera angle
>>579811820Oh yeah post some then
>>579811920Nice joke unc
Sekkusu?
>/uma/ is shit talking curren AGAINyou just can't keep her off your mind, can you?
>>579811982This is Lemon
>>579811951she looks kinda fat here, and I'm not even counting the 25kg that her head weighs
>>579811951wow those big beautiful biwas
>>579811982No that's Laurel
>>579807969ExcelUma clubchat looks exactly like this but with weird numbers and spelling mistakes for some reason.
>>579811328The 1999 Arima Kinen had a ridiculous number of Umamusume in it. I want to see that race redone in anime form.
>>579811974
>>579810114I would love to see it happen because I am a sucker for these type of interactions
>>579811951They also had her side profil front and center during the OP, so we can all see her saggy biwas
biwa is my favorite unpopular uma
>>579811951I feel like a toddler when I see them I just need to suck and bite them and fill my mouth with them
>>579812109This made me check and wow I didn't know Spe was so close of being a triple autumn crown, that must've been crazy to witness live
>>579812146I want to have sex with Ricemanko.
I hate that we will never be able to say Straightaway Spurt again without anons remembering that shitshow
>>579811982I am rather interested in that gremlin from your manga
>>579812375The finish is the closest I've ever seen. I actually thought Special Week won just from the angle of the TV broadcast. The judges took their time to deliver the outcome.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1>https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1>https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1
>>579812375Spechud...
>>579812509How old are you
>>579812509I'll have to watch it then that's kino, eventually I want to see every Arima Kinen back to back but I may miss context since the previous G1s are also important
who the fuck told me digitan is a good looper, she has long G
>>579812442The fact that it triggers sissys like you makes me wish they'd have chat sex with all the popular uma names and skills so you kill yourselves
>>579811982Yeah.me and you are having lovey-dovey sex tonight.
>>579812681Loop =/= Fan run
>>579812681you only need E
>>579812787yeah and she's bad at both
>>579812681
>>579812827Because you're supposed to loop umas with good white skills already and not fish good skills first retard
>>579812681Oh no, those nine percentage points are CRITICAL
>>579812890SOON!
>>579812913
>>579812827Skill issue
>>5798129399*3 for digitan, GP1 and GP2
>>579812684whoa whoa so cool and edgy
>>579812890
>>579813028Yes anon I'm edging..
>>579812998Wait, I'm losing out THAT much just for 3 races?
>>579812890cant wait to pull her and tamachud on monday
>>579812890Her career was a complete letdown and she got no meaningful interactions with any of her rivals. Cingray saved Onigiri Second.
Little uma hostpants...
sampson bigu
every schizo and annoying person is the same seafreak
>>579813221The story of every general on the site
>>579813221
Inari One makes unreasonable horny like no other uma. Its crazy
It's time.
>>579813221https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/744153290/#744186264
Don't look
>>579812890>still no S2 announcement
>>579813096Yep
You only like Inari One because she's 1
>>579813471>>579813548I was shitting about, and didn't expected such powerful replies.
>>579813615plap spurt
steamy edo umanko for me
Stupid ass horse.Randomly getting sick
Fuck the Philippines!
>>579813685noI like her because she has FAT FUCKING MILKERS
>>579813760That's a kid...
>>5798136851 out of 10!
MARCHE SOON
>>579813137Another fine addition to my collection
>>579813858Uma delicia! Sopa de macaco.
>My loopa hit 3* stam!!!>My loopa only looped 1 white out of 4...
Golshi just hit me with 3 different voices on a home screen.
1-3 Aruvu4-6 Guru-nee7-9 Chev0 Kiseki
MEN... always thinking about splooshing and spurting...
>>579813976Np
>>579814191Neat.
>>579814234I also think about beer and burgers sometimes
>>579809283Here it is
>>579814389DANCHUD THE FLATLINER
>>579808275>still upSPLOOOOOSH SPURT
>>579814389Reminder that no matter how shit you think an /Uma/ clubs is, /umajp/ is worse. This is their "best club" with an extra day and they're still not top 3
>>579806729every time I replay the wedding story scene where Rice and Urara sing the Umapyoi song I laugh my ass off because of you wicked motherfuckers and your umapyoi jokes.
>>579813471Nice playerbase, globaltards
>>579814389when was this taken, because TamaLove was not A+ last month
>>57981494815 minutes ago
>>579814389I was promised total mambo death albeit?
>>579814389Muripals?
>>579813561plap spurt
>>579814389>uma&co is pushing for S rank
>>579815004Come on man, you know how that goes. We have that song and dance every month now
>>579814693well yeah rice icon what did you expecttbf they probably ran out of TP bottles by now unlike us so its harder to get fans without spending
Imagine cumming inside of Marvelous Sunday.
>>579814389>mambo is the only fuku clubweird, I thought there were more
>>579814792THANKS!
>>579814695I need Rickey to look at my penis like that.
>>579815179Honsefun had a Fuku danchou for a long time.
>>579815179there were more, but the west has fallen
>>579815084>reach 105 for a brief moment>hehe... maybe S... haha lets try hehe>half the club can't even commit to 2 fan runs per dayYeah... at least comfy A+ haha.
>>579814389>29/30Oh no no no
>>579815142No you can go look at the individual fan gain they just don't play the game
>>579814693/uma/ loves Rice/umajp/ loves RiceTotal Rice love
>>579814389>Farmed over 200k fans last month>Still dropped to BWe'll...make it back to A this month...right?
>>579815354Let's do our best!
>>579815354we were at 100 for a brief moment, my b...
>>579815435wow did you do a whole Bakushin career
>>579815435200k isn't even a single run
Doto would say this
>>579815526fukin fat cunt, cant even do a single run teiobro
>>579815573It is if you lose all your races
>>579815435kek
>>579815026umaoooAre they even an /uma/ club anymore? I keep including them because they're still in the #clublist, but...
>>579814693They legitimately don't play the game and have a bot to carry them to A.
>>579815563>>579815573Fug, meant 200 mill.
>>579815354I told you that some people wouldn't wanna do that, even though you don't even need to tryhard anymore to get S.On the upside it's still only a 500 carat difference, so pretty much worthless.
>>579815583>doto would say [third world gibberish]no but kita and dia would
>>579815728are you looking for a new club
>>579815762it says"Oguri should have killed her when she had the chance"
>>579808275Is this OC?
>>579815949Kill yourself tranny
>>579815743I don't mind being A+, at least we dropped trying for S early since wasting TP for nothing hurts quite a bit now. I still don't like having B+ niggas around.
>>579816016I love how insanely angry you always get its so funny lmaolike baiting your average /pol/tard
>>579815949StegoCHAD
>>579816123no one asked you platless shit taste ugly boy loving tranny
>>579816020R....
oh we've now entered third world tranny hours
how do we make the thread worse
>>579816250
I just realized tosen jordan spd card is an agemasen card. Fuck my run.
>>579816214We love you too bro!
>>579815878If we keep dropping probably.I'll see what I can do this month with 100 less stamina drinks and no half TP..
>>579816304your presence is already enough, don't worry
>>579816020>spoilerby b+ you mean low earners who don't even do autos? Yeah that's kinda weird that people don't even bother doing clanker runs.If I were a danchou I'd try to figure out who's both a low earner and isn't using a club chat.
>>579814389WHY THE FUCK IS MY STUPID ASS RETARDED CLUB SO SHITTY YOU ARE ALL HOLDING ME BACK FROM GREATNESS
>>579816432that's not very kinda nice of you...
>>579816304Benjamin Netanyahu called me this morning to remind me that i will never have this
>>579816371just kill yourself you shitty blogposting dogshit player
We like Stego here. Stego cute
>>579816432you could hop shipmultiple A+ clubs are recruiting
>>579808275Shift+delete this!
>take the chance>take the chance>take the chanceSillius HATE
>>579816539ugly whore who would sleep around on her "trips" while you're none the wiser
>>579816371keep posting I love how brown people seethe at you
>>579816487Now matter how dog shit this awful world is, you lil guy are ALWAYS good for a reliable hearty laught, thank you!
>>579816020Just kick the leaker
>>579808275those are laisu's fat titties after i've impregnated her 20 times
i would rather read 100k jp blogposts than plap plap splurt splurt ever againq
>>579816626you will never get a plat you worthless subhuman faggot
>>579816746you forgot the SPLOOOOSH
>>579816606 >>579816762Thanks for always brightening up everyone day!
>>579816609Okay but we really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really real ly relaly really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like Stego.
>>579816746sounds like you're aching for a plappin'
Get a haircut, /uma/
>>579816020>B+ niggasDo players have actual Grades like this? I think I might be B tier lol maybe worse.
>>579816889Which uma's haircut would you get?
>>579816857>>579816830Gay pedophiles
>>579816913you can grade based on fan quotas from clubs
>>579816962
Why is Chiyo so upset?
>>579816889I'm scared of getting a haircut, what if they cut my hair too short
>>579816874women scare me so no, im not
Will the real Stego poster please stand up
>>579813471
>>579817017You go by numbers. Don't say "cut it short" say you want a 2 or a 3.
>JPnigger spam>It's the staygoldtranny Of course
Class of '97
>>579817095I always knew that the Japs and Arabs were the biggest problem to these htreads
>>579817136>say you want a 2 or a 3.Longest parts of my hair go up until my lower ribs. I don't know how much of it I"m ready to lose.
>>579817182I want to fuck Dober's hag out of shape umanko so bad
Japanese Uma police and artists who hate unauthorized posting shouldn't come to this thread>>579815171Artist?
>>579817091They're all the same faggot. Sometimes him with a different machine to samefag
>>579817387Finemo tore here.We don't want any of that.
I think stallions should be forced to wear bloomers too
>>579817032What were they thinking giving Ulala such a lewd outfit to wear out in the open?
>>579816889My ojisan hairline makes any hair look stupid and lame and cringe and pathetic and ugly
>>579817556disagree. part of the appeal is that not every uma wears them, if they all had them you would appreciate them less.
Should I buy this or buy 8 sparks for ramonu/bourbon?
>>579816889Yeah I need to shave my scalp again today
>>579817702get another 2TB SSD too
do not sexualiz- whoa whoa...
is the stegofag just burning his reputation now?
>>579817869I hate how I keep seeing how completely stagnant AI sloppa porn isopen AI literally just released a model letting you do shitty tony stark larp and yet the ai porn video tech from 6 months ago is now lost technology?Worst of both worlds
>>579817895What reputation it was always dogshir
>>579817690how about just on tuesdays
>>579817895>>579817960I think you should eat your vegetables
>>579817960is he jealous that umama and V are getting all the attention?
>>579817895There's no "reputaton" retard.Surely you don't believe in universal values and such.
>>579817702Thats overpricedJust get 5800x3d 32gb ddr4 and rtx 5080 2tb ssdAlso get some FSP brand PSU to avoid melting cables
"End global version" is still trending on JP twitter
if your oshi has a bust size smaller than 85cm they dont have umarights
>>579818107The problem is JP version has the nude mods, nobody here shared Global nude mods.
What are the chances Cygames merges the servers when Global catches up to JP?
>>579818157Post chart to confirm
>>5798181810
>>579818079>zero-irony suggesting someone build a pc in late 2026hey man thanks for the advice, let me take a look a-oh
>>579818181Stupid Don poster
Will you roll for them?
>>579818204>https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/profilesim lazysort by bust size descending
another fan run for danchou
>>579817095I'm honestly that number is as high as it is in Japan considering that being mentally ill is considered shameful and most will deny them or any of their family members having it.
>>579818181When has this ever happened with anything
>>579817869imagine ulala developing the body of a fertility goddess but still ending up a virgin
>>579818312Well that guy wanted 5080 maybe he's in 4kUsually 4070 ti super or 5070 ti should be enough for 1440p. I suggest for 1080p to skip 60 series as well and use base 5070 or 4070
>>579818401>91Save
>>579818107Japs are fucking stupid bootlicking cattle, I'm not surprised.
>>579818438Counterside...
>>579818107They should make a change.org petition lmao
>>579818401>My wife has the 8th highest bust in the game.Feels good.
>>579818107Unless they pay me reparation for rape and destruction and other war crimes, I dont give a shit about the whinings of JPigs
>>579817895What if it's a false flag operation? A setup. It's a setup. There's a traitor. There's a mole.
>>579818401I call bull on this chart.No way Rudolf is almost as busty as Sunday.
>>579818725kimchibwo...
Fuku suck and fuck
>>579818881height matters a lot on how proportions look, but i do also think some of these might be inflated (heh)
heh cheese
>>579819132And some have been most likely been modified
Reminder if you don't get Plat and Ms. Victoria it doesn't count.
>>579814389What happened to umajong
>oguri SHAT[-]
>>579819224It got umatenpai'd
>>579819215How do you get Ms. Victoria without a plat?
>uma nude mod discourse happening at the same time as nudist Uma (Yamanin Zephyr) release
>>579819381dont post this lewd creature im saving my carrats
>>579818107>trendingOk now post the likes and retweets bro
>>579819381>nude mod discourseive only seen the one jap dude sperging outis it really discourse?
>>579819379Orangefully
>>579819492No, as usual, nothingburger milked for free
>>579819458uhh bad callout anon, they're quite high by uma standardsthis has actual traction
Got burnt out at the 3rd CM and quit. Had good cards and decent Umas.Is it worth coming back?
>>579819174
>>579819606your cards are probably very bad now, so only if you want to play casually
>>579819606Xmas Oguri has over a 50% winrate on medium tracks
>>579818382in 90 days, I will roll for her
>>579819592So where's the so called "end global" in that tweet bwo
>>579819725Sirius? Yeah she's pretty tempting
>>579819606Just play casually on the open league. Umamusume is very different now if you've only experienced CM1 to CM3
>>579819134Making cheese out of Dantsu's milk.
>>579819801Somebody who hasn't ever trained Tosen Jordan technically hasn't even tried the full game yet
>>579819126>the most innocent and pure uma>the sluttiest and horniest fan art possiblePerplexing
>>579819379Graded Group B = G2Open Group A = G3
>>579819916dont act like fuku wouldnt poke holes in the condom and ride you silly style only to blame shiraoki-sama for making her do it when you find out
>>579819916It's naturalJust see how much lewd fanart there is from the Frieren girls, and the most sexualized are the ones wearing more clothesBless them
>>579819916Oh yeah how come Fuku has so little porn then?
>>579819827Eating Dantsu cheeseDrinking Dantsu milk
>>579820236He's talking about Cafe
>>579820236Shiraoki-sama lighting strikes hentai artists
>>579820236someone post THAT one
being a horse must be chill
>>579812890 Tama and Inari one bros we so ready I just need to get one for 200 and second one buy out
>>579820262
>>579819801Different how?
>one cm ends>prep for another begins>rinse and repeat what's even the point
>>579820284>find Cafe porn>they make her thick
How are you supposed to keep your dirt sparks in a loop without ending up as a grandparent to yourself?
>>579820484it's pretty derby to be honest
>>579820559Winning Cms bucko
>>579820484
>>579820559Hearing Ms. Victoria
She has a collection of the finest smelling erasers.
>>579820512Me on the left
>>579819916that post had nothing to do with haru though
>>579820559It's still bi-weekly CMs?That shit was torture.
>>579820559I've started just ignoring CMs until registration and I've still won the last two
>>579820685Um... Uh... I saw that one but I can't remember. Café?
>>579820559Don't worry. The real endgame mode will arrive soon. Whales will make sure poorfags stay as ranklets.
>>579820881
>no rerun banner of whatever was getting 2 banners due to JP payment issues>now the calculator shows me barely going negative in my pull planIm going to have to pity everything and its going to brick my accoooooouuuuunt pray for meeeeeee
>>579820484It would be like having ADHD, autism and paranoia all at once. You could be munching grass and farting, but one sudden noise and you'll be literally shitting yourself in panic. Calm down and repeat in 5-10 minutes.
Nice
Delicious umamusume boobs
>>579821121THE RAPED
>>579821121Did the xog whiff her ult?
>>579821217No clue. Blocked perhaps? I wasn't paying attention and was just seeing if both of them hit descent at the right time
someone latepill me. how many accels do you need and how much mid-race skills are you supposed to sacrifice for literally anything else like ending skills etc? lates just seem stupid difficult to make properly for little reason and other positions never have this issue
i goofed up in doto's umanko
>>579821271It's fine pacebro. Maybe there's hope for honest players. Still gonna wait till oguri WIT tho
>>579821320Its okay, Doto goofed up and forgot to take the pill
>>579820513>new scenarios>autoplay>skill buffs>new race mechanicsi remember during CM1 our umas were retarded and would not spread out during the final corner which cost me a loss.just take it easy on open league, they increased the rank restriction from B to A+
>>579820583>without ending up as a grandparent to yourselfthat's fine
name a MTG commander/card I can proxy spechud over. other umas and ocmmanders welcome
Reminder
>>579821378Unfortunately Nishino wit is better than Oguri wit in this specific CM so I cannot use it.Also I am forced to bring only 1 wit card because I do not have stam sparks to run 3sp2witLH.I have to bring Creek
plap plap sploosh spurt
>>579808275I HATE THE JANNIES
>>579821450Jayce the Mind Sculptor
>>579821316Lates only care about acoels and late speed. I usually go for around 3 accells between inherited uniques, golds like NSM, OYL or Lighning Surge and 1-2 access like full throttle or fearless that might proc at a good time. In CM 19 there's going to be a ton of late debuffers so your ace might actually want to cut on the mid-skills to avoid being too far ahead.
>>579821664
Has Global ended service ? Not yet ? then I'll come later
>>579820284that hahakigi Cafe porn where she was giving a stealth bj was so erotic
>>579821568I'll try training Nishino and FN who have innate Descent with Oguri WIT.The stam part is real though, I have a 7* sta around but still don't know if it's enough even with a 'perfect' sta borrow
>>579808275>STILL upbased jannydouble xer pay
>>579821919last cm 8 stam sparks was the bare minimumfor this one you need like 15 sparks
>>579817431nvm I didn't see the artist's name>>579818107>>579819458>>579819592Anti-woke Japanese hate piracy and copyright infringement as much as they do with political correctnessImagine if foreign culture war retards started calling JP fans who shit on that mod "pro-censorship" lmao>>579818524The Japanese are based as they are Muslim-like when it comes to spering over copyright infringement and piracy and worshipping corposMight have something to do with the reason why I started inventing the term "Muslimpanese">>579819381>>579819492>>579819575The Japanese thinking they can expect morality from everyone online lmao>>579819827Sure would be nice to post the link to artist's social media account?
>>579822225I assume the arima kinen CM will be even more than that?Or will people bring a stam card no matter what?Or be witlets and run 1 wit card?
based mass replier
>>579822319Arima will unironically need less stam since there's no 564+ASE+M.Murmur to watch out for
>>579822319arima has 600m of downhill you don't want to be a witlet therei can see people dropping a speed card in favor of a stamina one
>>579822408I'll just use Murmur and Stam eater
>>579822408Can't they just go 564+ASE+M.Murmur+Siphon?
>>579822450GoodThank goodness, I prefer that. I cannot afford to run 3 speed cards because of sparks.
>>579822408564 stamina debuffers will be a thing lolalso doto and rice alts are in the game
>>579822523No because uuuuh>siphon is in a cardMan it's gonna suck
where the fuck is she taking me
>>579822523Siphon is like -0.01 vs ASE/Murmur's -0.03
I am excited to run Cafe next CMHas siphon, anothe recovery, 30% stam growth and can run Kris S.I think she will be very strong.
reminder that doto, the uma and musume both, are very perverted
>>579821450ygra for fatchud, bumbleflower for nicechud, sonic for fastchud
why is Chrono so cute bros? all in game pictures of her just look so adorable
>>579822670What do you mean 'vs'? You can go all three and hope 564 activates Murmur to result a whooping -0.07
>>579822760Lolibabas are top tier
Honestly the nude mod look so ass any gooners with self worth wouldn't waste their time to defend that shit
>>579822760looks kinda derpy and not particularly special to me
Doto bullied me by tripping and crushing my face with her massive honkers
>>579822842I mean if you don't like horse racing Chrono is just a mob tier character...
>>579822776Or you could get unlucky and hit siphon again for -0.05
Out of spite for the japanese I'm going to watch A New Era for free online.Now I just need to avoid russian viruses.
>spurt works in arimaany reason to not mutate this beast into an end closer?
>>579823007Bro just torrent itThat way you're not only depriving them of your ticket, but also helping other anons STEAL too :^)
>>579822625she's trying to dress modestly but there's no way she can contain those massive dotos
>>579823007https://www.miruro.to/watch/172420/uma-musume-pretty-derby-shin-jidai-no-tobira?ep=1
>>579823082Bro you're supposed to
>>579822998564 doesn't activate skills on cooldown. Also Siphon is most likely to be the first drain that triggers since is at any point mid-game. What could happen is 564 activating ASE early and you miss Murmur.
>>579823149She's braless 100%
>miss ASE>hit stamina siphon again with 564>only do -0.02grim
>>579823259so it's better to just do ASE+murmur and nothing else?
>>579823303>againWe've had 3 CMs with 564 already, how do you guys still not know how the skill works
How is Summer McQueen for the Arima though?
>>579823453Looks like a good pace chaser at least, and has decent growths
>>579823383In Arima, Murmur needs to be triggered by 564, and 564 is random as fuck. I'd go Evil Naishu with the three sta debuffs. If you want to drop one for consistency, Siphon would be the first option to drop.
>>579823453Arima is too short for her unique
>>579823082>recently watched Special Week's 1999 Arima Kinen>Ran his ass end closer from the very very backthe hell was that shit
>>579823453mutate to front give her cheer+angling
We fucked
Big Symboli thinkhttps://x.com/nuri_umatrainer/status/2095486370722861388
We splooshed
>the late surger speed card situation is so bad you have to use 3 wit 0 speed decksHoly shitAnd they are still better than pace chasers with all the best cards in the game lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ew544zrDb0
>bring debuffer to arima kinosubhuman torenas
>>579824203Ikuno... Dictus...
>>579822838>Honestly the nude mod look so ass any gooners with self worth wouldn't waste their time to defend that shitAt this point it's better to play Koikatsu or Custom Maid 3D2They're both Unity engine games just like Uma MusumeI've never lewded horsies in these games though
>>579823082claw forward exists
>>579824369Post more cute Tickezo (doesnt have to be 3D stuff)
Goodbye Halo mom of King Halo
>>579824493Yep that's a horse
Her casual outfit is so silly
>>579824169>no naked modto the trash it goes
>>579824493rape
>>579824541El is very cute tho
>>579824541uhhhh.... big mac and double fries with coke please
>>579824652Muslimpanese are gonna stone you to death
>>579824203Why don't they just add a pal card slot at this point? The decks are essentially always 5 cards.
>>579824656>>579824661I love her
>>579824541Why is she still wearing the mask?
>>579824203Bro watch the stats>3 wit deck>has more speed than witWUT
>>579824369her tickets are actually smaller here
>>579824730if they did, no one would be pulling for pal cards at all, unless you want your slot to be applicable to the pal slot
>>5798248361800 is the wit cap
>>579824895Umamusume A, my beloved...
>>579824804Burger King
>few more days till tamaGod i'm so thrilled broskichachos muchachos
>>579824804The thumbnail makes it look like she is fondling her tits
>>579824895Who tf is this random ahhhh uma, bro thinks shes part of the team, never heard of bro
>>579824836speed bonus meta
>>579824541It makes me think of a soccer jersey
>>579824903Anyway bro, that means with deck is optimal and not>no speed cards lmaoUnless umas with speed cards have 3k speed idk
so why did we stop liking mcqueen?
>>579825006You need to highroll more especially for sp3 speed 1 wit 1 stam already cap your wit btw
>>579824730But, anon, the pal card slot is your borrow slot. Rolling for LH is a rare occurence because Tachyon was also there.>roll pasa/mei>skip ancestors>skip ryoka>skip akikawa>roll almond eyeYou know how it goes.
I bet 90% of the way Brian acts is on purpose because it makes her more popular among Umas and female fans
bwos I'm on the verge of giving up, I started clanking an end closer mutation parent for the hog in case I need it
>>579814389>+11486s-sugoi...
>>579825187O R BRB
>>579825187cute and spherical
I fucking hate umas with their ult animation with just them standing around, it's so goofy. The best ult animation will always be Tamamo's
>>579825313Eishin Flash base looks so cheap
>>579825350Eishin Flash looks so cheap
:3
>>579825350The fencing jab transition into her running always makes me laugh, it's just unbelievably silly
ew
>>579824945no, she's over here
>>579825313Deio stebbu and Digitan spazzing out at her collection of uma support cards are probably my favoritesalso Digitan spazzing out at her collection of uma dolls and literally dying
>>579825350Yeah that one’s really bad
>>579825518Doto is not a lewd umamusume.
>>579825705Which one is?
>>579825505Stupid Oguri Smile ruined the anime collab one
>>579825313>the stance>the smile>the coin flip>the BANG POW>the jiggling>the winkforever the best
NYOpera's ult is so fucking stupid that it circles back into amazing, I love it.
Deio steppu is the best because then you get to see Deio rapidly approaching the umamusume in front of her and winning at the last second
>>579825313It's super cool, one of the coolest for sure... until the cringe gayfuck Karate Kid pose and shit eating grin that you posted.
>>579825705Then explain why does she have one of the biggests busts in Tracen.
post something sleepy
>>579825113Orfevre and Nishino are more important than Tachyon
Speaking of ults, one win just for (You)!
I'm sorry for the reddit link but I can't find this video anywhere else. This is one of the first uma thing I watched and I still think it's the most badass shit ever. I might pull on Gimlet just from this video alonehttps://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1lut90a/1st_person_and_multiple_uma_activating_their/>>579825841I think it's an iconic pose from a lightning deity or something
Falco's ult is so fucking stupid that it circles
For me, it's Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might
>>579825856Because she goofed up
>>579819903>Somebody who hasn't ever trained Tosen Jordan technically hasn't even tried the full game yetwhy is that your metric? Not everyone has every uma, you silly billy, it's a meaningless statement, just like>someone who hasn't ever trained Machan hasn't even tried the full game yet
Thoughts on this one though?
>>579826026No, Tosen Jordan is different. Thus far she is the only missable required character to have been released in the global game.
I really like Halloween Doto’s ult
>>579825770Taiki is pretty cool too but the second shooting makes me angry, she's not targeting at anything and just doing a cute pose WHILE pulling the trigger FUCK
>I'm sorry for the reddit[-]
>>579826092>missable required characterwhat?
>>579825939The first person camera is so sickcant wait for that
>>579825984I'm conditioned to love it. First trained her as a newcutie in cancer cup, when it meant you just won the race... my first wr above 80%
>>579825987
>>579826080WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOY
>>5798258801 and 2 star units get no backgrounds or short animations
>>579826169Tosen Jordan.
when is uma getting good gameplay?
reminder that there was a metal slug crossover and these are official forms of them in the game
>>579826127WOW WOW
>>579826197how is Jordan either missable or required?
>>579825984That’s just Falco period
Any A+ club with a free slot?
>>579826220the mackie snowman looks so pissed
>>579826220
>>579826247>missableThree stars, no daily legend race.>requiredThe game isn't complete without her.
>>579826220something just awoken
I think the worst unique animation is probably Dober.
>>579826247>missableshe was released a week before the kitasan rerun>requiredi have no fucking clue. that anon is as retarded as his oshi
>>579826269>>579825984The better one
Is the uma.moe timeline tool accurate? It seems super generous. All I set my income to was "active" not even completionist and yet... I have 92k at the moment and it claims I can:>spark kita white>spark valentine fujin>double spark Ramonu>spark neo universe >double spark wit bourbon>double spark pasa speedWith a decent bit of carats to spare + no crystals used. Is that real?I feel like ya'll say plans like that are usually impossible but I was just plugging in shit for fun
>>579826367buy her with a selector>game isn't complete without hergame isn't complete without any uma, this doesn't apply to Jordan any more than it does to Manhattan Cafe or Machan
>>579825984i like the way the mic materializes in her handit's pretty cool
Do you still hear the song if you play normal Falco, with banana Falco outfit?
>>579826428Oh, also one spark on creek, forgot to say that
sex with umadols
>>579826496No, it does.
>>579826420>chicken dance>waving hands(??) like a retard>betterAnon, I...
>>579826428I've been using the calculator since last September. It's always been accurate. If anything, it underestimates. But you do have to:>play a career every day>100% complete all events
>>579826428Could always just double check with the excel sheetThe 120 free pulls on Ramonu give a lot of wiggle room and 90k is a respectable stash but that does seem like quite a bit, yeah
>>579826351this is the best kween looking pissed image I know of
>>579826231GAN GANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgRtEwJaVUM
>>579826567why?
>>579810125Top Gun
if i train jordan do i ever get to see where she keeps all the burgers
>>579826187Can she canonically summon lightning?
>>579826574All cute with the hotter and cuter outfit
we splooshed and spurted all night
>>579826080kino so fvarking kino...
>>579826643I don't know. Send Cygames the question via their feedback form I guess? It's just how they made it.
no_
>>579826690Pop and Polish
>>579826743>sitting down in the middle of the race Lazy ass
>>579826825maybe her ass hurts
guess the uma
>>579826521Nop
>>579826857Every third Uma
I've trained Tosen Jordan and I don't get what the deal is.
>>579826857its curren!
>>579826857Gentledonna
Dear Mr. C.B.,Hello how are you? I am fine.Sincerely,Fan A
>>579826220Wait is this real?>No zombie mode
>>579826945What the FUCK is she doing
>>579826945much to consider here
>>579827152I kinda miss her, bros.
>>579827059I think its real, from a KoF x Metal slug mobile game. cant believe it
>>579827057
>>579822760>>57982279013 yo filly
>>579811323
>>579827324
>>579827250Sex with this middle school uma
>>579827250Out of 100!
>>579827152So what happens to the Umas when two Torenas Marry?
>>579827419>two Torenas Marrylollmao
>perfect GP whites>9* for easier SS>hanshin juvenile filliesFuck you
horse vagina
>>579827419sausage
perfect roundness
>>579827479everytime I see someone who ran the tiara and fillies
>>579827529Beautiful
it's 3 affinity who cares
>>579827479everyone runs hanshin retard
>>579827324Uokka missionary under the cover with the lights off
nobody wants to have sex with vodka
>>579827605She'll want to do it in a cooler way than that
Does LoH replaces CM or goes alternately?
everybody wants to have sex with scarlet
What should I do when the evil Sunday Racing fillies are sequestering me?
>>579827720alternates
>>579826220Looks like shit.Where is the humor in that design?
>>579827671We can also umapyoi at the back of a musclecar
Brian missionary while Hayahide watches and takes notes
>>579827720It's usually 2 CMs 1 LoH
from mile CM to mile chanmi the grind never ends
https://x.com/Transgirls2_/status/2095480332870881687
fillies and futurity should just count as the same g1
>>579827848someone save ayabe
>>579827750pray and make sure to hydrate
>>579827819Biwa in the meantime
>Transgirls2_
>twatter>transgirlsyeah... [-]
>>579827819Her big sister is busy with me, sorry.
blehhh do i wait for cb creek to start training or do I skip cb creek
>>579827750no one in that image is evil though?that said, you can always call tazuna for help
>>579827419Some sort of sandwich situation?
>>579827918>being gay
i want to touch chronogenitals
>>579827868Why did I open this?
rate the proxyygra is reserved for oguri
Tanhauser would be better with huge tits
>>579826220holy fucking shit
>>579828206Nah, she is perfect as the unremarkable, medium is premium uma.
womenfemales umamusumes
>>579828090Fits really well
Umamusuko
>>579828351die fag
>>579826220someones job is to draw videogame characters like thispeople are getting paid to do this
>>579828220KA-POW!
Does 564 waits for a skill to finish cooldown or it can proc and nothing happens since no skills are available?
>>579828545also if it does a skill that can activate naturally does it put it on cooldown so that it can't activate normally and so 564 ends up doing basically nothing
>>579822258Culture of rape asking everyone about morality on his anime horse girls lol Shinji be dumb
>>579826220goldship was also a boss for the event
Gold ship? More like Bronze Raft!!!
Smart Falcon? More like Dumb Dove!
>roll for Tamamo Cross festival>get OG Tama and Og Inari oneThe dream
>>579828508Okay but does he like it himself though
I spent 70 carats (+ whatever I earned from races) for looping today...
coffee is good for your heart
>>579829035bronze looks better anyway
Post something cute
>>579807852sexshi
uranium aircraft carrier
>>579829309I'd rather go home. I promised tazuna that we'll have an all-nighter call tonight
>>579829393Yeah I'm thinking feng shui is better than this fat slut
Brown
Goldshit is just a quirk chungus millenial woman
>>579829393I'm going to tomakomai to cum of tarumae's fat tits
Mambo (A+) is recruiting 1 (one) nigga! Post ID to apply.
>>579829523wao
>>579829530millennials are in their 40s now unc...no, you're right
>>579829523needs more brown
>>579829523but, anon, that's red
OH SHITI FORGOT TO READ MY UMA'S FINAL QUOTE WHEN WINNING THE FINALSWHAT DOES MAYA'S SAY??????
>>579829745how about this then?
>>579829393that flattie Rickey can only look upon the majesty of Hokko's Tarumaes and despair.
>>579829836she says I'm going to fuck my trainer silly once I get off stage, teehee
Is there a fast way to do the career daily? Can I start career and just sack it early and have it count or do I actually have to complete a career for it to count? Yes I'm new
>>579829745
>>579829614Mambro...
I wish WE were ranked A+.... Or even A...FUCK
Which umamusume wants an intravaginal cumshot from her trainer?
>>579829943Aside from just doing auto you can intentionally lose a creer to complete it, yes.Usually people did it with umas that have an early fan goal like McQueen or Oguri. But why not just let the auto do its thing?
>>579829973w-what.....
>>579830035Good look finding new member!
>>579829943>Auto careerIt counts as your daily, if you open it after reset>manual runstart the final ura race after reset
>>579829943you either pick an uma that has an early fan goal or just do an auto
>>579829995windy will bite your dick off if you pull out
>>579830032>>579830092>>579830096aight then. Thanks
>>579830156Just do an auto career and let it sit for reset. There is no need to throw careers anymore for daillies
>>579829943just do an auto career 1 hour before reset and redeem it when reset happens
DO NOT OPEN CONTAINS MUMMIES
>>579830175>oshi gamers>no one wins with Mejiro ArdanIs she that bad?
>>579830221nishino isn't a mummy
>>579830221Left is significantly more erotic than right
>>579830341creek-san...
it's so tiring to wait for the creek bannerbut also it's going to be an off banner for me so I'm not looking forward to spending 200 carats for 0 creek and 1 cb
u is for uma
>>579830454she be lookin likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsMy8j9tBBA
https://files.catbox.moe/ozrocf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rkutng.png
>>579830503WE ARE XOGGY KIRKWE PIGGY THE GAME
sex with three goddesses
>>579830249>ardan niggas>playing the game
>>579808275You can't post that
>>579808275Laisu umanko is good for you
>>579830632Not again, I just cleaned the statue...
>>579829976this month will be better... it has to be better...
I don't know why but I really hope Samson becomes the next major target of lewd fanart for this series. There is just something about her that gets me going
my ningen gf told me to stay away from umanko
>>579831034But she has Umas of her own?
>>579830989>I don't know whyYou are a pedo!
This better be a good one, thats 25 G1'sNevermind 2* guts 1* power
>>579831181Samson is for cuddles ONLY
>>579831197is storm trooper spe a good inherit
her name is Big
>>579831262specifically for Arima Kinen yes (which will be in 2 cms), otherwise no
>>579831262Its the best Pace/Late inherit for Arima races in the game
There can be only one Samson
I still like nightcore... umas for me?
>>579831307fucking pixiv
its all a big samsung conspiracy...
i feel like umas are a better pull than cards for this scenario. you get top umas like blaze brian, white kitasan, and yamanin zephyr that last forever in your account. while the cards will become useless.
>>579831507Some reruns are worth pulling
hors?
>>579831612nice hors
yeah only manly umas allowed in uma musume
I wanna do Jordan’s career for the first time but I feel bad about spending TP on something that’s not a loop or fan run…
Winning Ticket has green in her ears so that she can hear derbies better (the color of turf carries the sounds of turf races especially clearly)
>>579831676mating press feno
bossu
>>579831034She's got a weak manko
>>579831795What the fuck do you even play at this point? Are you a slave to cms and fan runs?
die, leprechaun
/zzz/ is mad their new character demo has yuri and blames it on us>>579831190>>579831645
>>579831795just use one bottle gwo
>>579832024I hope her sweaty cheerleader alt spooks me
>>579832024>leprechaunWe don't say that here
I don't think about Chinks at all
>>579832065
>>579832018>>579832089sorry guys that was a bad joke i will be doing a jordan career after my lunch break
Images NOW
>>579831676Man I love Fenomeno
>>579832065they're right, it was me, i did it
fine
Soup status?
Should I bake at p9?
My trainee has been noticeably upset with me since I started dating Light Hello.
sex seven
yeppers naked dogeza
dangerous horse
Bake it
Why do we live rent free in chink bug minds?
chinpo windy
>>579832491
>>579832505not yet
>>579832065>DeletedYeah, not interested
next bread will be butter
>>579818107Shouldn't sent the seiun guro when his owner are okay with r-18. Eat shit elevens.
>>579826385I like it
>>579832756QRD on this?
>>579832621Sex with this smelly retard
>>579832825I was referring to base Dober, I'm unfamiliar with her camping alt's animation
>>579833045Can Dream Journey please move?
Worst unique animation is Rickeywhat the fuck is that dragon bulllshit
>>579833045what's going on here
>>579833105She need to move on my dick
>>579831419For Lates do you go CSpe unique + Pump or CSPe unique + Moving Past & Beyond>all 3No.....
>>579833164it's feng shui
>>579833289pump is kinda shit with its requirement to be exactly sixth. You go MPB and Spe unique (or you could just stick to stuff like Brian) and have the kris stam card as your other accel
>>579833375well if you run 3 backliners someones gonna be 6th by late raceunless...
we should have more bouncing tits unique animation
>>579833169it's too hot for Orfe
>>579833483well luckily Dober's unique procs from 6th as well while also being able to proc from 5th
More like Copano Shitty. Feng Shui isn’t even real.
Rice should be good for the cm with no gold recoveries, right?
>>579833581>*gets rushed*AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE RESTRAINT LOOPERS SAVE ME
>>579832835>cygames vagueposting about the fan content whether r-18 works are allowed or not>seiun's owner make some post about he's cool about r-18 of seiun since the content will make seiun remembered for a very long time>some chud sent him guro of seiun instead>cygames stepped up and gives clarity of restricted fan contentFast forward to this day where cykagames still enforced those restriction to global current fiasco.
>>579833684do... do we have this seiun guro? For science
>>579833628You like feng shui now
>>579834052Nah
I request an Air Groove thread.
I request a Yanko manko thread
>>579834139Just her or all the groovling too?
I want an umanko thread
>>579834183nta but just sex groove
>>579833684honestly don't know why cygames decided to put up with all that shit, they could just slightly change uma names and do whatever they want
>>579834239K, the baking will commence at p8
>>579834052My heart belongs to Tomakomai
>>579834332Eh, if it's not for the authenticity. Umas probably won't grow this big. It's a better decision to side with yakuzas afterall. Their family are probably laundering the money for LoH trophy anyway so it ended up full circle. Punishing retard here and there is a small price to pay since law enforcer probably siding with them yakuzas anyway.
>>579833630Just get three whites
>>579834861>>579834861>>579834861Wife Groove bread
>>579833179i love when they make the legs so "horse-like"
>>579814389there is no way this thread has 600+ different potential posters
