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>>579834861Thank you for the Sex Groove thread
>>579834861SHE SHITS FROM THERE
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>579834861Please refrain from posting any more pictures of my scantily clad wife Air Groove in compromising positions throughout this thread. Thanks in advance!
Samson had a difficult raceLet her rest
Air Groove is nice and all but I prefer her retarded son
>>579835079>my trainer needs to take a shit
>>579835153>name is Rulership>make it crybaby chudWhat did Cygames mean by this?
Endbros (not xOguri) what's your CM19 deck?Is the Shakur freebie worth using?
>>579834932no problem
>>579835079
>>579835148Biggu looks erotic. But she's a child.
next bread will be butter
>>579835246its funny
Libra Cup * status?https://poal.me/k8el3xhttps://poal.me/k8el3xhttps://poal.me/k8el3x
endchuds, what are your loopa skills? As a former frontgawd I realized it's not worth it this time
How do I tell my trainee that she’s a failure and a chud without sounding too harsh? Picture only tangentially related.
>>579834861sex
>>579835454>>579835754Why the VPs are so sexy, bwos?
El's obscene fat tetas
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1
>>579835871Imagine how big and juicy they'd get if she got pregnant
>>579835871i love this kentuckian larper like you wouldn’t believe
>>579835389She's a big girl
Vodka!
>>579836029Same
How does big boobs affect racing
which uma worships their trainer's meatus?
>>579836065For you
>>579836065she should be bigger
I think we should take the Chiyoposter and shove him feet first down a wood chipper.
hokko on my cocko
>>579834861AirGroove bros mind explaining why does she have the nickname "Gyaru"?
>>579836365
/zzz/ is blaming us again for their new yuri character
>my trainer just ate an ツナおにぎり and drank a タフマン for breakfast
dont forget to do finemo legend races
>>579837602Grass, you're american.
>>579837720
>>579837695I would never forget to race with my wife
Guys... i forgot to take in-game pictures of my plat winits nothing big since i recorded everything externally but i wanted to stick a picture of the race or the winning concert on my trainer card. i cant take a picture in the concert theater because there are small differences in there versus the real thing
>>579837842Simply win the next one and take pictures then
>>579837602You will never be Japanese
>>579837602I saw this trainee absolutely demolish a serving of biscuits and gravy at the Tracen cafeteria and she begged me not to tell anyone.
Digitan LOVE
>>579837583Some elements of that general really are retarded. They've had characters that pander to specific fetishes for ages now. Yuri characters being added is just more of the same
>>579838017Is that a good breakfast food?
>>579837842>i recorded everything externallyuse illegal screenshot method
America.
>>579837389one of her irl grooms called her a gyaru
>>579838232Good shit on a shingle will stick to your ribs
>>579837981I could do that but i'll have a hole in the record where one of my Ms Victorias was supposed to be>>579838242i heard there was some shenanigans you could do there but i thought that was just pics you took from the JP client and shoving it into Global
>>579838000That's not what my trainee said! She accepts my yamato-damashii!
Good thread!
>>579838242Someone do this with the club card it will be epic
autofags can you win dirts with F affinity
>>579838256Tap Dance City is Murrican?
>>579838380pero pero pero
I love my genius wife!
>>57983843550/50 assuming you have A in distance
>>579837602This umamusume has to physically strain herself to not say “y’all” every sentence.
>>579837602I deliberately speak English with Grass and El.Grass pretends not to understand me while El starts larping as an ESL.What the fuck is wrong with these girls.
Ultra sexo mare
>>579838435yes>reliablyno
>>579838448yea
Mambo (A+) is recruiting 1 (one) nigga! Post ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile. 379642070
I went on a date with a kid...
>>579838435You can but very rare, E is the bare minimum for me and even then it's not really worth it if it stops you from getting SS of a stat you want
>>579838340>>579838242Oh, i found it..Can i just... shove pics in there and it will be recognized?That doesnt feel like it should be possible
>>579838551El a cute
Tachyon LOVE
lil niggy got excited in a fucking library(?) what a nerd LOL
>>579837842let it be a lesson for future, i always take screencaps of my aces and then record finals
>>579838551Rude
>>579838854noyou can't replace screenshot file once it's confirmed and accepted from in-game buttonyou can replace them in the middle of it thowink winknod nod
>>579838551Speaking English with Taiki while we're at Tracen!
>>579838991nigger with a library card is the most dangerous thing in tracen
>>579838256need to hug all of them
*taps your shoulder*
>>579839064hold up can you make a silly club card with this method?unlike trainer cards those can be seen by everyone
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>579839160I can take that no problem
would you PLAP PLAP SPLOOSH norn ace?
>>579839252DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUQUICKLY PUT SOMETHING ILLEGAL ON THE CLUB CARD
>>579839252idkI'm not a danchouit should thosince your torena card is synced between devicesso should the club card
>>579839446>>579839064stop
good morning
>>579839252200M earner herei will leave mine and join any club that has pic related as its card
>>579839441Holy crap
>>579839578stop what?
>>579839590morning
>>579834861I wish this was Rura...
>>579834861she looks like she's shitting out the thread
>>579839590is it morning already wait you're not CB
>>579839412>would I a really sexy umaYeah? No shit, obviously? I'd let her aggressively leg lock me and tie me down for the rest of my life?
my dancho put his dick pic on the trainer card...
>>579839590Kitasan Blacked, I hate you.
which club has the best club card?
>>579840324how do you actually see a club card without the danchou just posting it?
>>579840324my club of course
>>579840324Post them, I'll rate them
>>579839064I'm not sure i followI thought i did but it didnt work
>>579840383it's in the club menu
...
should i 2lb with voucher + crystal?
>>579839590hi lol
>>579840654noppers, roll her banner if you care
>>579840408
>>579840654Yes, if you don't care about ramonu/pasa
>>579840715are you going to post them one by one retardbromake a collage
>dashes for 20m>stops>looks at youwhat did yamamamanin zephyers meant by her ult finish the race you retard wtf
Man, i really need to get raped hard by an Uma musumeRoll 7 with an uma and she will rape meRoll 4 and i'll die alone
>>5798406542lb does nothing, you want her at least at 3Just wait until the next scenario. We'll get another voucher and maybe you get spooked while rolling for Ramonu. Otherwise you can buy another one for $20 or use the crystal then.
>>579835476rstam rpower nimble nav uma stan, then general skills such as current speed skills, and then some misc ones like leap forward and take the chance. i'm not too trying too hard for a super parent. maybe minimum 2 key skills per cm.
>>579840894nice
why are we SLOWdid the PLAP PLAP SPLOOSH did so much damage?>>579840894get REKTED
>>579840894huh
>>579840953most of the shitposters are at /zzz/ now
>>579840894lmoa
>>579840894As Shiraoki-sama wills it.
>>579840894my condolences
>>579839809mwah>>579839969we usually get on around the same time so might as well be
>>579838006you wanted her to dig "there" so much you deserved it
>>579839890You want the stinky gamer neet?
>>579841031I wanna feed Vivlos my Dubai "chocolate"
>>579840894Bwo...
>Club disbands while I'm on vacation>Literally just because of 2 faggots that couldn't stop arguing
>>579840894Give me umanko or give me death
>>579841125I *am* the stinky gamer neet
>>579840864rape correct this brat
>>579841215/uma/hjongbwo...
>>579841095fusu
>>579841215/uma/hjong bro...
are we latebros the most cucked strat
>>579841095>fusu poster is a gay erper
>>579841215share the drama nobody explained the deets of that club's melty that led to disbanding
would you be mad if i swapped left for righti realized that cm19 skippers are borrowing the left one for parent farmingi lost umastan on right but i guess shooting star is more useful?
>>579841215/uma/hjonggwo..
>>579841315the majestic creature
>>579841453fronts beat ends because free win con. so 2 front 1 end is the best. then you need to specifically target debuffing ends with frenzy and stam debuffs
>>579841453Dunno if you realized but it's not end or pace who are strong, it's XOguri
>>579841453I actually have never won plat with a late. It's always end closers or pace
>>579841223>orcoward
>>579841215mambo has a slot
>>579841461mile sex
>>579841461actually he REALLY likes teenagers
>>579841576
>>579841159what
>>579841215Share the drama. Also, there's a new umahjong with gibs available for this month.139444290
my mom
>>579838448Yeah, she often throws around English words.
>>579841840hi son
>>579841713>gay pedohis case is becoming even worse
>>579841215Jong only brings destruction without a single respite.
>>579840864you can only see your own club card teiobwo...
>>579841840I call her mommy too
>>579841840I wanna fuck your mum
>>579838256
>>579841908Was she the one that says
>>579841908Holy midget, how tall is tap?
>>579841928>teenager>pedoAmerican education everyone
>>579841613Why would I want to die after getting my uma wife?
>>579841215can we get ze logs
>>579839064can you elaborate? i wanna try it. what's the folder and when exactly do i replace the files
I HATE CURREN
Why do all of the currenposters show up at the first mention of club drama?
>>579842425>club dramaWhere?
release the jongstein list
Falconposters want everyone to do their best and for clubs to shine.Currenposters wallow in ningen angst and infighting.
>>579842425Why wouldn't we
>>579842083>erm ackshully the term is ephebophilia it's totally normal!
>>579841928uhhhh it’s actually called hebephilia bro
Did this teenager just drain me?
the mahjong drama is NOT REALthere are no logs
>>579842791Kita has a wide face
>>579842693>Falconposters>The origin of interboard shitstirring>importers of /vt/ drama
>>579842010Yee.>>579842081170cm.
>>579840476I just triedyou can still do it BUT ONLY if one specific button is available to you>>579842242find cygames in locallow/steam folder and start from there
Why do JP players want global to shut down now?
>>579842954Special Fat....
>>579843162brilliant contribution to the thread bro please post even more x the everything app screencaps
>>579843162Ugh I can't even rn bro please post more epik xitter screencaps so I can fap
As if cyjews will shut down their 3rd free money printing machine for no reason
>>579842453
>>579842954I prefer the badly cropped one
Ugh....
>>579843162Someone somewhere made a nude mod for Global and Japan is having a meltdown because it's bad because reasons
>>579843418Why does my trainee keep looking at me like this?
>>579843162JPfags are angry because the nude mods are hideous as fuck
>>579842453I'm sure this will be "fixed" in the localization sadly. I'm just glad they can't fix the audio
>>579843418need to do this but to Dober
>>579843162Global is slowly earning more money than JP and they think with the introductiion of battlepasses and other microtransactions coming to Global soon, Global will pass JP as the main moneymaker
>>579843632Hmph...
>>579843632Dober wouldn't standing leg lock you
>>579843493Isn't that just her face? Pretty sure that's how she looks even during sex.
Dober would leglock during sex and then deny it when you mention how much she loved it
>>579843737I’ve seen her smile at her fellow trainees but I think she just hates me for some reason?
dober takeover
>>579843869That's a real slutty way of sitting
>>579843645>Global is slowly earning more money than JPDoubtEven if global spends more on steam compared to JP I don't think it's true
>>579843997gotta remember that the yen is really weak right now
>>579843965yet despite the astroturf NO ONE will still be running her next CM
which ore/bokumanko is a better fuck?ace or pokke?
>>579844047i will be, yodo invicta works next cmwill still be losing to any half decent xog but it is what it is
I will never experience the overpowering legs of an umamusume leglocking me
>>579844047I ran her for the last cm and for sprint too why wouldnt I do the same for an actual Tokyo race?
>>579844212>leglock>implying you ever get on topanon...
>>579844047I'm still torn between running Dober for the one CM where you can use her green, or running Fine because she's fine
>>579844305Run both
>>579835062Girls don't poop
>>579844305nothing stopping you from running both
so how is it possible that 50% of players win their cm finals when theres 3 players in one finals?
>>579844389>>579844420>xog.track>running fewer than 2 dominatorsI'm dumb but not that dumb
>>579844443sampling bias anonthose that lost are less likely to touch that pollothers don't even answer it/uma/ has around 15 or so clubs we only got 20% of the population and that's not even counting all of our B+ clubs
>>579844305I running her hybrid stam debuff with natie
>>579844303Oh my god, my cock would never go soft again, I need this please Shiraoki make it happen before I die
>>579844663This, I don't think it's the worst idea when she already has very strong skills for this specific track
My trainee is a white woman
>>57984444350% of /uma/not 50% of umaknow the difference
>>579844613and dont forget people lying
Do we know if Umama won this CM?
>>579844832If you don't see it getting spammed every single thread you already know the answer
we are inevitable
>>579844443oy neigh Tazuna shut it down, the ningens know
>>579844817why would you lie on an anonymous poll
>>579844929It may be related to her poor finals win rate but unlike another attention whore I dont remember her doing that
I HATE Dober.
just bee yourself
>>579845084gigamegasex
>>579845163They're the same person to me at this point
>>579844789We like white women here
>>579845084Director, please bear my children.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t3SE-mr7yaMInes sex
>>579843098ok this is epic thanks
>>579845131"why would you do x when we're all anonymous" is a question you ask for a lot of behaviors frequently seen itt.Not saying it's a smart or good thing to do, I just assume some anons will act in bad faith when given the opportunity
zephyr seems like a bit of an airhead
i haven't done a career today yett dancho
I want to have non consensual sex with happy meek (I'm the one getting raped by her)
>>579845680anon's daring wife
>>579845704Maya is so cute.
umabubas how many carats do you get per fan run on average? don't like looping without borrow so I might just do fan runs
>>579845760fvark
>>579845760i want to go to tomakomai
Ok the club card editing trick made me actually look at my club's card for the first time. There's a share to social media button? You can literally just post a link to your club in discord???
>>579845876you get like 10 average now after double rewards are over
>>579845704Burger cutie!
>>579845876you can only get 100 max per day, fan runs are optimal because you do 40+ races, do at least 1-2 a day to get all of them
Should I be saving my paid carats from the monthly pack or can i spend them freely
>>57984587615 is the most I got after half TP is over. Every day I get 5, 10 here and there
>>579842781>it's not normal to wanting to fuck some girl who is ready to recieve your semen and get pregnant scientifically and biologically speakingYou guys are retarded or pretending to be like that?
>>579846063save them for step up next year
>>579845418Lmao it actually works? What a time to be alive
>>579846063Tama is hydrating after our intense fucking session.
>>579846063if you want to be prepared for anything cygays do with global, have 5000 paid carats at all times and you can use the rest for whatever daily rolls5000 paid carats is what it costs to do all step up gacha iirc
>>579846063depends, theres a new type of banner called step up which lets you get a few umas you like for 5k paid
>>579846063the only thing to spend them on are dailies and the step ups in 3rd+ anni (5k = 10 months' worth per set)
>>579842781Please don't post photos and quotes from me without permission
Why do I have an urge to breed with Nishino?
>>579846139Unfortunately i'm not a danchud so i can't change the club card. but yeah it's pretty easy
morning
>>579846195>5000 paid carats is what it costs to do all step up gacha iircno, it's 5000 paid carats EACHthere's 2 on half annis and 5 (3 on 3rd) on every full anni
>>579841215Mambro...
Morality question: is it more moral to eat the valentine's chocolate or keep it?
>>579846384mornin'>>579846428step up gacha for cards is gay, only umas are worth itbut you're right yeah
>>579846384morning bro
>>579843162japanese are jew tier bootlickers to companies. if you do anything a jewish corp doesnt like youre evil
>>579846508Why would you spend it? Just to see another set of sparks that won't have the whites you want?
>>579843162laughing out loud at all the delusional retards going "well us honoraburru japanese people would never!!" brother I've been jerking off to jp uma porn since 2020then again it's twitter so all of these are ragebait bots and engagement farmers
>>579846508Do you want love to get spoiled or consumed?
Anyone ever noticed the GL clanker gives you a lot of Wit and Guts sparks. Wonder what's up with that.
>>579846731haven't noticed any more than usual
>>579846632HISHIAMA SEXOOO
farm more fans
bros, Marinka is starting to look like /ss/ auntie
>>579846384Good morning
>>579846609valentine chocolate is meant to be eaten. your trainee worked hard on it bwo...
>>579846818Good.
>>579843098umatism danchou do this now
Can someone describe what a step up banner actually is
>>579846508I ate teio's chocolate but still keep the others
>>579843162>missing the best replyONE JOB
>>579846780I don't like my rank right now so I'll do fan runs but not enough to actually rank up
>>579846282deep down everyone has that need, some just hide it better than others
>>579846909Based
>>579846818need her to rape me
>>579846731I've done 10 Mayabride runs in the last two days, with several rerolls, and I've only had something other than 1* or 2* guts twice (1* stamina and 1* speed)
>>579846879Dont remember the specifics but you pick a pool of like 10 umas or support cards (only ever do the uma one) and then you have multiple steps of the banner where you first pay x paid carats for 5 pulls, then you pay more carats for a multi where one of the 10 you picked is guaranteed to show up and then the final step is another multi where you can just pick an uma.I dont remember how many steps there are but the total cost is 5k paid carats
>>579843162The nips act as if they aren't the biggest perverts. I wonder if these are the equivalent of the western freaks that complain.
>>579846213How many girls do we get from a full step up? It's on 3rd anni yea?
Bond 11 ready
>>579847165join inc
>>579847001I'm tired of hiding it.
>>579846879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVhrDsaUSQidk smart falcon banner i guess
>>579847113well depends on how lucky you are, there's normal 3* odds there.I want to say that you get 2 out of the pool guaranteed: one randomly chosen in one of the later steps and one you can choose in the final one.Might be third anni yeah, they're some time next year
>>579846818I don't know who she is but,We love older women here.
>>579847165I'm white English tho
this is Mejiro McQueen
>>579847261So, 80$ for 1.5 selectors?
>>579847230anon no
>>579847358Mejiro Mqueen is better than whatever this bitch is from this fotm trash anime
>>579847349based fellow britchad
>>579847487They should add Red Rum to the game.
The funniest thing nips could do is to escalate this and forward it to the horse owners so Cyjews have no choice but to shut down global
>>579847394approximately yeah except you can obviously just accumulate paid carats via the monthly pack so unless you're kinda stupid it's not really $80.Also the large pool you have to pick is why you should do it for umas, not cards. You'll never be actively chasing for 10 support cards.Aside from the $20 selector every 5 months they'll be the best way to buy umas.
>>579847457I'll see you on the other side.
>>579847349>Anglo>White
>>579847358but that's chevacchi
>im a phoneGOD so cant use the nude modfirst ever time phone has lost to steam
>>579847613
>>579847717Machan loves creampies.
i dont think this naked mod even exists, nobody has posted any of the naked umas from the mod yet as evidence.
>>579847584>"Here owner-san, have this a pile of money"
>>579847601>accumulate paid carats to do the step-upSo, you end up paying more than that much as a subscription anywaySeems like a scam
I'm hungry what should i eatumamusume
>mfw i am the last fully f2p member of /uma/
>>579847795https://rule34video.com/video/4571789/tucker-s-skill-up-island-nude-mod-umamusume/
>>579847940italians eat more horse meat than any other race, embrace your inner italian
do people really think the owners can just saw fuck it and remove their umas from the game? that shit must be the first point in the contract after the Kaneko accident
>>579840894Rip bwo...
>>579847584If the retarded horse owners could pay cygays the equivalent amount of money global could possibly generate sure I can see cygays pulling the plug, but no I don't think they will shut global down over hurt feefees of radioactive monkeys on an island
>>579847825Japan isn't America. most horse owners there, especially for thoroughbreds, aren't poorfagstell me again where the fuck is Pui in-game if bribing them with money works
Holy FUCK lay off the cheese you lardass
>>579847986this is just kinda sad to look at if im being honest
>>579847165sv trve xvstvr
>>579847986damn, ryan is titmogging everyone, theyre so pert
>>579848198Cygames aren't paying enough obviously
>oh you want determined descent? sure>medium s? what's thatamazing
>>579848094even if they don't retroactively delete uma, cygays will avoid adding new ones or making new alts from the owners that pulled out
>>579847584the same nips who immediately crossed the line and sent guro to a horse owner after he said he was ok with lewd content?yeah man i’m sure they’ll listen to these paragons of morality you got it
are any B+ club anons ready to move up in the world while still having a cozy experience?/uma/chan is recruiting! A+ club, optional jong included with membership. Apply to day! 3 spots open.
>>579848224moo
>>579847986people goon to this?
>>579840894
>>5798468795 stepsselect 10 umas with 1 as favoritestep 1-2: normal rolls (worthless)step 3-4: 1 random 3 star guaranteed between your 10 umas (can't change the 10 so you might get a dupe here)step 5: your 1 favorite guaranteedoverall decent value for your paid carats if you already have them from selectors, but i wouldnt go out of my way to paypig for this since it's effectively 1 uma+2 spooks
>>579848503yeppers
>>579848554>select 10 umas with 1 as favoritedo they ever do this bit for free banners? im fed up of getting umas ive already got
NOBODY bounces like this
I did the step up card gacha and it helped me to MLB Speed Dia and Speed Tap Dance, as well as getting 1* for some other cards so I wouldn't say it's not worth it either...
>>579847986banger song and Ryan has some juicy tits
Fuji Kiseki
>>579848710I want them on my face.
HOEH test
>>579848448kill yourself
>>579848448release ze logs
>>579848827Falco is a bit cringey but don't hate her ok
>>579847986boner inducer
>JP twitter is now trying to revisionist that there were no lewds prior globalhow would take them seriously if they would no lewd mods but no lewds at all? come on now
So, when will danchou cup happen again?
Allen... Our rank...
dancho's cups...
>pop up bobowhoa
>>579849340wtf happened to the japanese shekel, i remember when 1000 yen was over 100 usd
>>579843645>>579843997>>579844042They have around 2-3 times more players than us, no way global gives more moneyThe only time global could match JP was in the first 2-4 months
>>579849206holy shit shut the fuck up already
I told Curren all she's good for is getting the cocks of middle aged men hard.
>>579848827idk I kinda like the low quality choppy one
>>579849340popping ummm popping my boner uhhh popping a boner up and uhhh popping my boner up in Bobo?
>>579849337Does Dacchis and autis/uma/ have the top 5 clubs for each iteration of the dancho/officers cup?Would be nice have it listed somewhere, or atleast the screenshot of the final top 5
>>5798494601000 is like 10 bucks.
>>579849514why?
>>579849340When the fuck did pop up parades get so expensive? They were supposed to be glorified prize figures.
>>579849460No, since that never happened.
>>579849538Huh? No one's popping a boner because of Bobo
>>579849636>>579849576oh i meant 10 yeah. but now its like 6
>>579848706best you can have is the all uma banner (next one is before 3rd anni iirc)
>>579849576It USED To be. Now it's like 6 bucks.
>>579849484And the average mutt makes 10x the money of a Jap salaryman
>>579848710Mines does :)
>>579849683WRONG
>>579849738This assumes it's mostly burgers on global and not third worlders
I'm convinced that nobody seriously finds Matikanefukukitaru attractive.
>>579849552first cup is invalid because daccheats cheated
>>579849720>the all uma bannerwhats this?
>The story event Hark Back, Run Forward is set to begin at 10:00 p.m., Sep 7 (UTC)!Gonna be first even i read
>>579849848like the one they made last year, you can spark any uma
>>579849965Qrd?
>>579849848A scam is what it is
>>579850003>Qrd?What? You want to give me quick rundown of this event that even doesnt come out?
>>579849827Thats my beloved wife.
>>579849840So is it fine if we start from scratch?Dancho Cup Autumn Triple CrownOfficers Cup Short Distance Championship (Sprinters Stakes, Mile Championship)Dirt Free for All..?
>>579850075He's asking why you're gonna read this event even though you skipped every previous event
>>579850075Why are you looking forward to it
>>579849848what A is it is scam
20 days until we get our free 10 pulls on the diamondo banner bros
I just want to be loved and pampered by a huge umamusumeIs that too much to ask?
>>579850410what good deeds have you done in your current life to justify this?
>>579850197>>579850214Simple, there have been only 2(3 maybe?) events since I started playing.>steam punk oneWho cares? >Windy oneIdk, have no connections to these characters>Inari one, Tamamo Cross oneTwo oshis and festival event! Sounds goodAlso i need to start somewhere
>>579849827Says you.
>>579834861Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>579850550Someone was killedoh no...
if you could combine one umas personality with anothers design to create the most popular uma in the game that everyone would have to summon for and would have made cygames trillionaires what would it be?
>>579837842fuuuuuck I should've done that too
>>579850550I'm happy my first club is back to A. Only took a year...
>>579850489>B-BUT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DESERVE THIS???Goycattle mindsetJust let someone desire something.
>>579850494That's fair, Tama and Inari are def cooler umas than the umas in the previous 2 events
>>579847825>>579848357Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower's owner said he got paid 5000 yen for each horse
I just want to be loved and pampered by a child umamusumeIs that too much to ask?
>>579849827She was one of my favorite horsies when I just got into the game, still top 5
>>579850681Super Creek PersonalityGentildonna Design
>>579850750Could have got way more
>>579850706Sounds like you need to take anger management class as a first step!
>>579850686>club hoppersluuuuuuuuut you're a whore
>>579850681 Creek PersonalityFlower Designoh thats just kokkoro
>>579849827I don't want to fuck any umas actually but fuku is one of my favorites. Specifically because her VA is so good. I smile every time she's in an event.
esso
>>579849602I was gonna argue that newer ones have more piece/colors to justify the pricebut eva girls with very basic swimsuit are still 8k yen so what the fuck even
>>579850550change the banner to luna tanuki >>579845418
>>579850681Sweepys personality in gold city
>>579850879Anon... Do you know how much 5000 yen is...
>>579850750Wasn't that because he didn't really understand what Umamusume was supposed to be about?
>>579851075$20?
>>579850681Kris S personalityKris______S design
The first madlad to put his dickpic as trainer card background gets 1500 carats
>>579851061why not just eat the cheese and beer separately
>>579851132umamas bussy
>>579851075$32
>>579851108Lol? The American economy is in the trash. 5000 yen is like $50000 easily
>>579850402will shichi let me cum in her umanko if I grovel on my onees?
Is chocolate milk good for you?
>>579851242>>579846769Yes
>>579851230that's not shichi thoughthere are many citiesthere's only one shichi
>>579851220I don't like when brown people try to talk about economics so let's leave it at that
>>579851230what good deeds have you done in your current life to justify this?
>>579851230i meant>on my knees?
>>579851119My brother
>>579841606I've won it twice. Never on medium/long tho. Latekino only works on shorter distances where the concept of lead distance aren't just there.
>>579851298such a cute nickname should be reserved for someone who would let you call her thatwhich is why we have Espo and Shichi, and only gold city
>>579851337SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH GET EM TEIOBRO
>>579848448keep me a spot, i'll apply tomorrow
>>579851108Yeah it's clearly either a joke amount or he had no fucking idea what he was signing up for. Tbh I assume that most "deals" cygames does for horse name rights are literally just buying the owner a bunch of extra niku at the yakiniku grill and bantering over ojii-san stuff and then they're like "yeah sure turn daiwa scarlet into an anime, but make sure, you know, she's SUPA OPPAI."
>>579851561nyo dont betray us....
I've fully converted as a frontfagbut I'm still thinking about my first CM win where if I didn't swap in a last day Summer Maru, my Vodka would've won single handedly too.
>>579848448I need to know why this club disbanded release the chat logs I need this drama don't do this to me
>>579849552here
>>579850879>「セイウンスカイとニシノフラワーを名前を使わせて欲しい。」との問い合わせがあり、>「どうぞ、ご自由にお使いください。」と、何か使用契約書に判をついた。>たしか1頭5､000円くらいくれたかな?(数字は不確かですが、そんな程度です。)>わしはセイウンスカイやニシノフラワーでお金をもらおう、と言う気持ちはないので無料で構わない。He didn't care about the money, 5000 yen is probably the first offer Cygames give to owners
>>579850482>Big broHomewrecker curren where corrupting yet another innocent uma... when will she be stopped
>>579851726>fingerdark
>>579825313>my trainee isn’t allowed to move around too much when doing her unique skill animation
>>579851726>Fingerdark at 5thshame to every dancho below this anon stealer
>>579850645Erm actually they abandoned us
>>579851746He seems pretty cool.
>>579851337TEIONUKE
>>579851946>haythere poster>falco chadKINO
Sometimes I wanna see the legends win in the legends racesSo I pick teio as my runner, knowing she will throw it
Smart Falcon and Curren Chan are the same person
>>579851337But I heard the Prez loves talking about economics all the time.
>>579852050We are everywhere
>>579848448Did you delete your 'cord
How do you actually get golden ignited wit in unity? I forgot
>>579852347you click on wit a lot
I need all your spechud reaction images NOW
>>579851726I know technically autis/uma/ didn't cheatonly rigged it, but should it count it they got 2 umas in top 5?
>>579852347Just loop it from a 7* ignited spirit wit borrowI never touched NEWRA but still got racing spirit stamina/mood added to my loops
>>579852407
>>579852372will do>>579852456only doing one run for transfer request
>>579852298I dont have Falco, but even i do falcopostinwish i had her though
Any swiss bros going to the grandpix this sunday?
>>579851230If you pay her, then yes.
>>579852407Wh-what are you gonna do with them?
>>579852453forgot the spoiler tag, fuckanyway the question remains
>>579848448interesting...
>To do a proper Hog End build you need a majority of STA sparks (+12) so you want to avoid using Creek in favor of another SPD card>But you also need PWR sparks or else your statline won't even break the 1K line>Oh and make sure your parents have both Uma Stan & After-School Stroll. Also, Corner Recovery and at least one more recovery for extra insuranceThat sounds like a genuine pain to build
>>579852606>>579852453There was no limit imposed per club anyway, nor was there alot of interest since it didnt went past 10/18
>>579852592Something like this
There's an adorable Oguri Cap plush at a crane game in Akihabara, but I suck at crane games.What do I do?
>>579852704kita gives corner recovery
>>579852787Get it. You'll regret it forever, if you dont
Should i leave uma&co? I used to like people in here, but now club chat is unreadable. Umama either spams the same emote 20 times in a row or just ERPs with people
>>579852704You forgot the crucial 7* end closer sparks gwo
Spe is a fat racist retard
>>579852846Join Mambo
>>579852898She's just like me fr fr
>>579852704plus 7 End sparks. It does sound like a pain to build, and it's not a guaranteed win either, but it is very, very strong, so if I had a Hog, I'd probably do it. Winning is fun.
>>579852787send picture
>>579852704I find it hard to believe XOguri can't break 1k pow with 3 spd cards
I LOVE FAT UMA TITSPOST MORE FAT TITSFLATTIES NEED NOT APPLY
>>579853065banchou LUST
>>579852704Nigga you have 15% stam growth. Just bring half half stam power and click stam training twice during summers
>>579852704The price of power...
>>579853065Same bro
>>579853065
>>579852787jp crane game is kinda skill-basedbut you don't stand any chance at all as a touristbuy her from 2nd hand store instead
>>579852453I don't know how the point distribution system works so there's the updated one
>>579852704It's still easier than making a decent ace for literally any other uma
>>579850482*sniff*
>>579834861Grooveling thread
>>579852704>That sounds like a genuine pain to buildYou instawin if you do it though or just do Pace Hog anyway and pray you don't get matched in an end hog lobby, you still win.
>>579853272That's absolutely adorable.
>>579852787Have a Gaijin moment
>>579853272Soul team
>>579853272>909is this shitlow
>>579853173>but you don't stand any chance at all as a touristThis isn't true!You just have to use your brain (and learn the strength of the crane itself, either by testing or watching someone else play it)
>>579853272blud got the open lobby pass
>>579853043with 0% power growth and no power sparks? Seems pretty easy to believe to me
how is it called the kind of oyakodon where you fuck an uma and her female ningen trainerbecause that's what I'm into
wait next cm is ANOTHER end hog cm?I thought we were finally back to honest CMs (pace hog)
>>579851167That isn't even beer
>>579852787oh wait you're at akibajust go look for crane figures at Mulan store thenit's not that far away
>>579853272This was the team, btw.
>>579853637Most people will do pace xog, end xog is too high IQ for the average metaslave
>>579852704>pace xog clankers when they have to put effort in anythingJust take the B group pill
>>579853728Kawacummies
>>579852704The whole point of Xog is being an easy to train uma for lazyfags. Normal people will just run her as pace, while sweaty browns will mutate her to end.
>>579852787Check lasinbang or kbooks
>>579852704This is whatever one else is doing short of the style sparks. You can hit corner most of the time from Mr CB or Creek chain
Can you guys list some of the must have whites per running style for this cm, please?
>>579853728>dominators even in the lowest elo finalsjesus christ
>>579853665holy brown sex
>>579853769but now I feel obligated to do end zog since I made my own 7* end parent last time and got plat even without mile S
Special Week, 4 months of pregnancy
>>579852704so i just hope mrCB + kitasan and jordan gives me corner + straight recoverybut ill never hit 1200pow
>>579853728So THIS is what an honest cm looks like... so much soul...
>>579853921People dont use doms because theyre meta but because they're lazy
>>579853065It's kind of annoying that I'm not allowed to decide if I like an uma or not until the game decides to give me her randomly, but I'm glad the game gave me Narita Brian last month because I've decided that I like her a ton
>>579853012I think it was that one.
>>579853963strong umas are really nice aren't they, I understand your predicament really well
>>579854269hell yeah
do debuf xog with end grass
>>579854213>>579854284You are gonna hurt your eyes if you keep squinting like that.
>>579854269You have an entire free 15 minute preview of her. It's even better than free, you get paid to do it.
>>579853997It's not just being lazy, time will come when Fast Learner becomes mandatory for aces like it did in JP. Only unironic no-life losers will have time to build three aces with Fast Learner while hitting the right inspirations, so bringing a debuffer instead will save loads of time.
i got nothing better to do so I'm gonna update my TT team nowstarting with curren
how do i get a good amount of stamina without cards and only with sparks
>>579854269She likes you too :)
>>579854269Six more weeks until she's mine
>>579854546Ura, MANT and hopeless stakes white inspiration.
just drop a wit card you fucking RETARDS
>>579854625
Moshi moshi?
>>579854637I pulled for 2 mlb ssr wit cards so i will use them.
>>579854637800 wit is not enough
>>579854305I want that rice...
>>579854697Moshi moshi, is this Paizuri One I'm speaking to?
>>579854491I guess you're right, but I don't really wanna read all those until I already have the uma on my account. Because otherwise, I might end up liking one from her preview, but never end up rolling them in the first placealso there's a LOT of those previews and I don't really have the energy to give every single one an honest read lol
nice naturals on my face
>thinking of making a late surger ace>there will likely be 4-6 debuffers (lates) every match, pushing her to the front half if she's too good>not to mention end closersHow do I build for this?
>>579854697Her ass is NOT listening.
>>579854797It will have to be
https://x.com/FandeTeio_kb/status/2095532598906720525
>>579854838
>>579853181I think if they get twice in top 5 they shouldn't count the worst ranked one. Also I think Danchou Cup is worth full points (10-8-6-4-2), while Officer Cup is worth half (5-4-3-2-1), so it should be something like that:1st Dacchis 14 points2nd /Uma/ Club 9 points3rd brick-182 8 points4th Autis/uma/ 5 points5th Fingerdark 4 points6th Uma&Co 3 points7th /uma/chan 2 pointsI made up all these rules btw
>>579854860you build 3 lates and praythough a single late surger ace will still work if you're running fronts/pace. Dober's unique works from 5th
>>579854860groundwork
>>579854860Just build a late with 0 mid race and tons of late race
>>579855002epic
>>579854810Weirdly enough, if I remember correctly, she didn't have the hat on in the claw machine.
>>579855157oh no...
zepper's yamanins
fucking rice a million times
>>579855305let me drink your piss uh piss whoops uh let me drink your piss oh no lets try again uh let me drink your piss whoops please let me drink your piss uh honey teio
Consider the following
I'm not feeling so good bwos
>>579855565Digitans ass is not that phat
>>579852407>>579855541
>>579855565a dyke is going to break tonight
>>579855305Bee uma when?
>>579854838Oisu!
>>579855763Thats Teio
which uma plays the organ?
I hate that I found out every uma has a chance to get fastlearner from that one universal career event, because now I always wait to redeem my skills until that one event triggers
I jerked off to Umama's ERP... I wish i was her trainer...
Danchou is already threatening to kick people
>room lobbies are averaging four debufferscygames, do the needful.
>>579855853basedmore danchous should be like that
>>579855853Mambwo...
Reminder to do your Finemo legend race before new day
>>579855853mambwo...
fanrun schedule for the guy who asked in my club
>>579855954WHAT
>>579855853Mambo...
>>579850482The thought of watching a sweaty Laisu panting after training made me pop a boner
>>579855853I can't believe they kicked
All Uma are straight an like cock
THEY ATE ALL THE SHOES AGAIN
>>579856026Bricked...
>>579855945>>579855956>>579856034STOP SAYING THAT I LOGGED IN FOR NOTHING!!!!
It's a new day!
>>579856326Did you request shoes? We got nothing right now
>finished clank run 3 minutes before resetmambwos...
>>579856474Mambwo just queue another one...
Xog delenda est
>>579856379i usually check in the morning and before bed, pointless to engage with the reset vultures
>>579856569I can usually snipe my mambros on pc
>casually yoink 80 CP from donating shoes 5 minutes after new dayThis was impossible in my old club...
do they ever have events with rivals that are actually good
Forgot that first day of legend races starts at cm reset again award
>>579856689you're in a better place nowassuming you arent in uma&co
>>579856753no, because new friends must be able to defeat them too
>forgot about the legend race>lose out on 3 attemptsI am never liking Cygames for putting these races on mid-day reset but reset them on a normal daily reset.
can she even fit all of that in?
Yae
She’s such a fucking weaboo
>>579856957
telling bijin that girls in the cities grab the balls of guys by the handful as joke all the time and she is free to try it on me (she crushed my nuts)
JUST PUT EVERYTHING ON THE SAME RESET TIMER YOU STUPID NIPFUCKSWHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF TWO INTERVALS? OH BOY I GOT THE GOYS TO LOG-IN AND CHECK THEIR GAME TWICE AT MINIMUM!HOPE YOU GOT A RAISE FOR THAT AMAZING IDEA INTERN FUCKING WALK INTO A FOREST WITH A ROPE
>>579856762Bricked...
Imagine being smothered by Ardan's glass legs
forgot this brickey had Turf F aptitude award
You can't pull special racist from the gacha right? I'm ok to spend goddess statues on her stars?
>>579857115The beast has been fed
>>579857220you're okay to spend statues on whoever you want bwo
>>579857263spechud looks kind of pregnant here haha
>>579857315I am the baby btw
i do it for she
Should i run 1 or 2 wit cards on 20% wit growth uma
I succumbed to temptation and figured I'd use another cheeky pink ticket on her banner. Somehow, I got her. Call me Zenno Rob Roy because cows absolutely love me.
>>579857082Is anyone even actually jerking off to these
>>579857315>>579857351
Look at this goober.
P-PWEAS JOIN MY CL-*hyck* CLUB WE ARE DRAMA FREE P-PLAY YOUR OWN PACE A CLUB LOOKING FOR LOYAL MEMBERS P-PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA GO DOWN TO B+ WE CAN EVEN AIM FOR A+ TOGETHER P-PLEASE JUST GIVE ME I MEAN US A CHANCE I PROMISE YOU WON'T REGRET IT I'LL EVEN TALK TO YOU ON D-*hyck* DISCORD
Bwos she's just too cute...
>>579857361We do it for she
cute cow wife
>>579857221
>>579857459mambwo...
>>579857459release ze logs and i might think about it
>>579857221Gluttony is contagious...
>>579857459>
>>579857454Her head is massive
>>579857146Imagine being Ardan smothering your trainer with your glass legs
>>579857454wife
I LOVE MARES
>>579857615
>>579857302thanks bwo
>>579857615why do these cowards only text erp?
my paizuri slaves
FATFUCK
i feel fucking ASHAMED for getting Maruzensky expert before my actual oshi uma. DAMNthose fans won't farm themselves...
>>579856340Cute Bright!
>>579857420do it with super creek and i might
>>579857693sex kill sex smooch sex sex sex sex
>>579857459Brickbwo...
>>579857663But I don't want to be Ardan though? I want to feel my penis entering Ardan
>>579857837
>>579857774ERP is text only what are you on
>>579857789Don't say that...
>>579857459Autisgwos....
>>579857890I want to be Ardan though. I want to experience sex as Mejiro Ardan
>>579857615wait i thought you guys were joking
>>579857459b+ is good b+wo you can sleep all day!
>>579857693
>>579858095awfully cute
>>579857115>that small amount wtf oguri cut, as in thin?
>>579858014it ain't 2005 anymore, unc.
>>579857961yeah?
>>579858025
>>579857615Why post this here? They are fucking each other on discord to not shit up the thread, let them be gay.
>>579857615uhm... umamusume?
>>579858014You are missing out on the VRChat experience
>>579857615this is clearly the same balding 35 y/o on 2 accounts
Heh, sorry danchud but im not going to be doing fan runs ever
>>579858095these little animations are so sovl
>>579857791>those fans won't farm themselves...they literally willcompletionist is the true oshi title
https://x.com/McQueenLOVE_uma/status/2095709241214660936Choose your Mackie
>>579857693>no Daiwa>no Vodka>no Machan>no Ulala>no Hishiama>no FineMoshit pic
>>579858163>>579858271I have a VR headset but I can't let these voices win
It really is a shame you can't request to follow someone who has their friends list maxed outI even went to the trouble of contacting them on d*scord, but I think my messages got filtered as spamIt is a shame, their borrow was a reaaaaally good ggp
>>579858413Why are you not experiencing the full VR experience? It's only complete with the ERP
>>579858531I will rape you slut
You maxxed your umayuru card already right?
>>579858413You're missing 70% of the VR Experience...Go on, indulge yourself in depravity. No one will know, and no one will judge you for that.
>>579857615very generic erp surely you can do better?
>>579858209Don't give me that look
>hmmm today I will train non-pace chaser uma>get bombarded by Head-On from Tachyon + El + Speed StarI'm gonna say the n-word
>>579858663when will global get cool collabslike with KFC or something
>>579858271>>579858413>>579858632>VRchat ERP>remembered the PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE videofuck you
Any other bums in this game?
uff midriff SEX
hey, so do they eventually make it so that it's impossible to get a mood down event on the turn of a mandatory career race?if not, can they eventually make it so that it's impossible to get a mood down event on the turn of a mandatory career race?
You are a fucking whore UmamaI thought we had something special...
>>579857615kek what the absolute fuck am I looking at OP
>>579858871Lemon...
>>579858871danchud...
>>579857615grown ass men
>>579858413You should give into your desires>>579858778This is also one way to dispel the illusion
Evens : NutOdd : Eep
>>579858835
>>579858025dancho...
>>579858794
>>579858856NoNoEnjoy every career with a Takarazuka Kinen goal race being a coin flip
>>579859075I am going to say a bad word
>>579818107>wake up>see this immediatelySeriously non stop
>>579858632>>579858551I'm too much of an unc for ERP anyway and I don't want to end up grooming a teen/fed so I'll stick with VR porn.
>>579858413>he doesn't have a dedicated room for a fully immersive VR-setup with an auto-blower 3000 charged and ready to go in 2026literal cavemen.
>both V and Umama are shameless whales>keep jobbing CMs anyway
>>579859137It's only awkward the first few times
>>579859301everyone has these cards
>>579859208>auto-blower 3000 I can't even stick my dick in a tenga without sperming and I spend two to eight hours edging every day I have no idea how you freaks use that stuff
>>579859334And how many times has it been for you?
>>579859301he didn't even roll for the NTR card he's no whale
>>579859487This is TRUUUUUUUUU
>>579859353BUHIOnly whales have Maru and LH MLB
>>579859137I did it as a joke at first but then I started to like but I stopped before I went any deeper. The guy I did it with however got very addicted which made it impossible to talk to him normally anymore. It is best you stay away before something terrible happens to you
make another wife groove thread
>>579859627Nyo
I SHOULD'VE ROLLED FOR HOG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579859603>The guy I did it with however got very addicted which made it impossible to talk to him normally anymoreWhat kind of symptoms did he manifest?
make it a gyaru groove thread instead
>>579859542i stopped playing for like 6 months during half of unity and all of mantblazer and came back and have these cardsmaybe you should have not been snacking
Oguri you eat 2 tons of food each day, shut up
>>579859681
>>579859758MLB?The point is you don't need to MLB these cards so only whales have both of them MLB
>>579859794who's the nigga at the back
Is getting UF is just a matter of planets aligning themselves for you? I got it once before then never ever again
Hag thread?
>>579859393>loves ntr enough to get banned avatarfagging her multiple times>didn't even get her cardlike pottery
>>579857608Tama fatso...
>>579859856>Is getting UF is just a matter of planets aligning themselves for you?you mean like getting a fat inheritance or?
>>579859856yeppers, UF+ is the highroll rank the average run should be UG6-7
>>579857608>Heisei's strongest three (oh and Tama too)Nandeyanen
>>579859935Tokens generation and lessons aligning themselves neatly in order for you to buy the songs, the songs themselves also queues neatly for you
>>579860010SOVL
>>579857608MY FUARKIN HEROES and Tamachud
>>579859689He just wanted ERP 24/7 with me even outside of games. I had to stop talking to him he started sending me dick pics while wearing women's underwear and he was in a group of friends slightly exposing our acts.
my son will make a ryan thread
Tama chan micropenis LMAO
>>579860010looks like a porn trianer videogame
>>579860267the ERP to tranny pipeline...
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>>579851713jobber danchou that didn't give up leadership + some drama.the mystery is always better than the resolution
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>>579855843it's a 2% chance, but either way, why not wait till post-career?
>>579860587she calls me big sis
Which one is more reliable?Levelheaded or Standing by?
Why are the ardan trannies active this early in the morning
>>579862380Levelheaded. Standing By you could go too far up in a backliner heavy lobby and you're bricked
