Previous: >>579834861>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/2200Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
This could've also been a wife groove thread...
Post THAT picture
Agnes LOVE
Oisu
>tfw penis inspection dayI should've read the contract...
Keep it in the last thread please
>>579860518Those must be the infamous anchors.
>>579860670My bro...
Which way bros? Stam sparks, 4* descent sparks 0* head on sparks, but i can get descent/head on from tachyon/daiwa/oguri hints
>>579860359AWOOOOOOOOGA
>>579848448quota?
>>579860575That sounds more like a female trainer inspection day.
>>579860716
>>579860670Why must my bro be a front runner...
Imagine losing your chance at singing Miss Victoria to Palmer of all Umas, even though your trainee was meta for that cm.
Imagine how little time this game would take if it had a UI that wasn't abhorrent dog shit.
>>579860359My beautiful coworker and wife.
>>579860954
>>579861181ummm you can't post that
>>579861181>this is what the teio cosplayer did that night
>>579861181waow
>>579861181Bamboo?
>>579860359
>>579861181wtf is bamboo memory doing?
>>579861181Yae NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579861181Why is she angry? Did she rape me after saying she born in the wrong generation?
>>579861181AIEEEEEEEEEE I JUST JERKED OFF
>>579860792Left because a power card is useless this scenario
>>579861361that's not a round bird
THE CUTEST AND MOST PURE
>>579861181YOU CANNOT BE POSTING THAT!! I WILL BE TAKING YOU DOWN NOW!
>We don't know Saint Lite's three sizesSad...
>>579861537Rawdogging my precious little sister
Banhou cute
>>579861537The former? YesThe latter? Not anymore
if umamusume was a good gamewouldnt it be more than just "max speed every cm + hit stamina requirement"
>>579861710
>>579861710Big sis also cute
AAAAAAAAAAAA 3 MORE DAYS
Fuji Kiseki
>>579861887
>>579861642Who is St. Lite and why does she have a Kinen?
>>579861939welcome to DIGITAN LOVE faction brother
instead of frickin nude mods (sad shit for subhuman gooners who jerk off to MMD dance videos) we should have SEX MODS (alternative impregnation route for dedicated trainers)
>i am a B+ club anon looking to move up to a cozy A+ club/uma/chan is recruiting, A+ club, very cozy, 3 openings, optional jong included with club membership, Apply Now!
>>579862009Erauma exists already
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>579861642I know what they areDELICIOUS
when's the next paid selector2nd anni?
I'm not going to masturbate..I'm not going to masturbate..I'm not going to masturbate..I'm not going to masturbate..
>>579862182yeppers
>>579862134How's the translation? I love eratohoK.
>>579862125What happened to jonging...? YOUR Uma is releasing in 2 weeks, why are you betraying her?
spanking that until it is red like a tomato
>>579862224Doto would say this after I come back from the gym before taking a shower
>>579862125release ze logs
>>579862247
>>579862391pushing her into the pool
>>579862125uh hello? >>579860903
>>579862074plain girls...>>579861972cute hacker>>579861961VERY cute boy!
>>57986255060 million
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>>>>>>>>>elite A+ club
>>579862001She's the first ever triple crown winner back in 1941.
>>579862769Yes!
>>579862550it says it on their profile
>>579861181
does she survive with this or I need to hit 800
I love my genius wife!
>>579861939I’m 16 days away but I also pulled her Halloween alt…
>>579863162BOFA DEEZ
frontbros i don't feel so good
orenji
dont forget to do your regend races
I NEEDED THIS A CM AGO YOU BITCH
>>579863229yeah this cm is really over I'm gonna send whatever bc I don't have a hog
>>579863207Silly
Which one is more reliable?Levelheaded or Standing by?
>vrchat ERPDo you use voice changers...? I had a friend who literally lost his gf to that community but she sounded like a girl so I just assumed everyone just teleported their avatar 2 inches from her ass the second she spoke
>>579863309Oh shit, thanks bwo.
>>579863229>EndHuh? Is it golshi game again...?
>med S >fast learner>powerletDo I spend 30 minutes minmaxxing skills or go next
>>579863505standing by, its only condition is to be midracelevelhead is like slipstream don't get that unless you have literally nothing else>>579863512umamusume pretty derby general?
>>579863162Your Hog inherit?
>>579862125>B+ club anon looking to move up to a cozy A+ clubThis person probably does not exist
>>579863654it's literallt all end xoggers
>>5798636581000 power is enough, festive miracle adds infinite magical power and you won't get FL med S end S very often>>579863696the recovery from it is nothing
>>579863658>>579863654
>>579863808It does exist. I was one of those back then, I'm still in my A+ club now.
>>579863658Nevermind going next I missed stroll fucking kek FUCK THIS GAMWE
>>579863808it sure does
I just used SR crystal on a guts card. I hope i won't regret it.
>>579863909you can gamble it with 3 heals and her unique triggering using 777save it in case you never hit med S again
>>579863512very few dowhich is good because it's cringejust be yourselfuma musume
should I send my debuffers as End Closers so they can kill hogs or I should kms?
Wait, I have to build End Hogxuri?
Festive Miracle wouldn't have been so bad if it didn't have stamina recovery because then Hoggers would have to make the decision of sacrificing total speed for stam to finish a race, but they still get the late-race turbo boost. But what happened is they can do max 1600 speed + understam, like what the fuck.
>>579864051pace works just fine, but end is better
>>579864051Only if you want to go 1 ace 2 debuffersIf not, make her pace
finally! i'm done with parent loopas! time for my ace runzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>579864051maybe
Pearl wife
>>579864051you can build whomever you want! that's the fun of it!
>>579864228JORDANBROS???
>>579864446fun?
>>579863903I expected a bunch of people to leave >us for higher clubs but no one did. It's not a fun scenario I guess
tell me to make a pizza, please
>>579864228who tf is running jordan
Umajp has a botter to keep them in class A lol
>cacao as the recovery>going all-in on the less than 3 fronts gambleIt feels like she almost gassed out against 3 stam debuffers
I believe we should consider the idea of me cumming inside of Mejiro Palmer until she is pregnant.
>>579864519make a pizza please
>>579864357Pure sex and her parents approve it.
>>579860545Oisuu!
>>579864519to make a pizza, please
>>579864228let's fucking go
>>579864519mmm... pizza
Mark my wordsI'll build a King Halo for CM20
I don't get the modding drama. Do nips not use mods? What are they crying about?
Yeppers
>>579864228UWAAAA TAISHIIIIN!!! FINALLY SOMEONE IS USING YOUR ALT DESPITE IT BEING SHO BAD THEY LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
Oguricups are sou-
>>579864860It’s made up drama perpetuated by bot accounts. Like most things on X, the Everything App.
wait is it true that Narita Brian hugs a stuffed animal to sleep
>>579865169sonic the hedgehog ahh shoes
>>579865169Oguricups are soup?
>>579864480yes!
>>579864952The alt is really good for mediums right now, From The Brink got the firsthalf buff and she gets it for free, no subpar wit card needed
My end xogger loop grows stronger
>>579865205Damn... i feel really bad for the animal
>>579864608>>579864717>>579864808thankshungy...
>>579864140which is even more powerful in GL because stamina is so hard to get. Hoggers is stronger now than she ever has been.
>>579865328sure
>>579865328Spurt?
>>579865542>Spurt?
Hello friends!!
Splurt
>>579865464You cooked with this one
>>579865418Now I'm hungry two
I spurted
Isn't V a flipWhat happened to BWC
>>579865678it is a repost tokai teio
>>579865464Gold.
>>579865464Literally me on the right
CM20 21 AND 22MARK YOUR DATES ENDCHADSWE FINALLY CAN USE STRAIGHTAWAY SPURT AGAIN
>>579865464heh
>>579865418post pictures before eating it teiobro
>>579865753The one time I don't check the archives, and I'm made a fool for it...
>>579863808There are tons of qualified trainers like this. Somebody should compile a list of these high quality players from the low quality uma clubs in the B+ and B elow range.
>>579865914ENDKEKS have to wait till the end of scenario to play LMAOOOO
>read some guides on parentsIs this autism with dirt sparks to get as much G! as you can really necessary?
https://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw
>>579865630Hi babydachi!!
>>579865464>vigorFew CMs too late
>>579866110It's a genuine waste of time because of the power creep to come.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1
>>579865464full of vigor? more like full of nigger
>>579866078its in the name!!!
>>579865464This is really good
Well?
I want an episode of umayonuru where Flash goes back to Germany and has to deal with Deutsche Bahn
>>579864582>Yesterday: +28,283,981He needs to hide it better.
>>579866203Sure bwo enjoy having bricks for parents
>i missed yesterday legend raceOH NO will i get rainbow shard or my acc is ruined?
>>579866465fuck off dude i’m a grown ass man
>>579866623how grown is your ass
>>579866608Bricked...
>>579866149
>>579866661Nigga please, i shave.
>>579866661H89
>>579865630Hello babydachi!
>>579866608you can skip a day its fine
>Romantic Warrior retires>L'arc opens for gelds>another 3 decades of nippon humiliation
>>579866465I've gained 35 pounds since last year, both muscle and fat so most of my clothes don't fit me. So a porting of my tummy is exposed while I sleep and I can't be bothered to buy larger sizes.
>>579866516This is a slutty outfit
>>579866952Genuinely what's the point of l'arc anymore?
>>579866952wheres the umanko?
>>579866816
Wtf, the number of available uma outings is not even remotely enough for all the umas I have..
more like l'shart
>>579866952>>L'arc opens for geldsThanks to Calandagan
>>579866884few.. ty broI played yesterday all day and didnt know there was a legend race wtf...
>>579865971I have mega autism when it comes to sharing food pics
>>579866952This year is Japan's last chance. Fillies aside, the best heavy turf horses yuros have are mostly geldings.
Good night. Motherfuckers.
>>579866952Just get his ass back
>>579867121Don't be a whorebut yes I'll probably miss some umas I really like
>>579867231god she's so perfect
>med S>fast learnerMissing stroll hurts so bad man. That's the whole point of end xogger this CM but from tests she still the strongest of all I have so far if she procs the triple 7. Back into the mines...
laisu...
>food-related event>obligatory Akebono
>>579867045To have the best compete in the race regardless of the presence balls or not?Last year, the best miler, sprinter and classic distance horses were all geldings.The Arc is extremely healthy when it comes to raiders.It's not like the Japan Cup where it has zero breeding value to foreign breeders especially with the rise of the BC and HK races.If the JRA tried banning geldings, they'll get a total of 0 raiders.
>>579866972Based bulker. We're all gonna make it breh
>loop faggotry>post their "amazing loops with all of 4 white sparks and 2 star in blue or pink
>update my sprint + mile umas>break 1million lineclass 6 is secured
>>579862125Oh it is umachan from machanI'm retarded...
>>579867809>with the rise of the BC and HK racesAnon? Both of those have been big for like the last 20-30 years???
>>579868313Yeah? Do you think the decline of the JC started recently?
cracker spotted
>>579868239I will do Inari one festival and i gonna be 1 mill too!
>>579868492grass is japanese
>>579868382Your wording felt like you meant something like the last 5-10 years
>>579868676yeah and el is latinx
>>579868676An ass that fat isn't achievable by Japanese
ayo where da white women at
Consider: Mejiro Palmer.
Grass Wonder's fat white butt
>>579868975
>>579869096would if she wasn’t a froid (fr*nt r*nn*r)
>>579860359milk
>>579868492Grass is not flat?!?!
>>579869592she’s a smedium is premium kinda gal
>>579869394Hishi Boreal is kind of cute
Is this skill any good?
>>579869521But imagine her stamina.
>>579870210fuck
Machan rape
>>579870097>low chance to be in gate 7>witcheck on top of thatnoppers
Star Anise's half-sis is debuting on sunday in Hanshin's 5th race
Lewd umas, have sex with umas, breed umas.
free pulls on this is kinda crazy
>>579870414Again with Hanshin and the juvenile fillies! When will they stop!?!
wondering about that grass
First time getting 6 songs on junior
kitasan glazing is so fucking cringe
I had a sleepy vision, what you may call a "dream" of me and manhattan cafe dancing and it made me depressed
Touching Grass...
> Do auto run> Get 10 carats> Costs 30 carats to refillWasn't this supposed to be carat positive?
Fat fuck friday
>>579870670damn broken
Getting every song seems like a guaranteed UF+ run
IM DOING 5 CLANKS A DAY (MY TP30 IS RUNNING OUT) AND IM STILL A BOTTOM EARNER?!?!?!
>>579871105costs 10
>>579870098
>>579871214geez smart falconhow come tracen lets you have TWO solos
>>579870670maybe this will actually give Hogs a run for their money. I'm sparking her anyway because I'm a frontfag
Got my first ticket
>>579871521this is how dober was born
Naisu, finally
Starting to wonder where danchou recruited this one guy that joined recently because no recruitment posts were made this month
>>579871760that's the face she makes when I cum inside
>>579870414The funny thing is that Matsuyama is scheduled to ride Heart Note and he was the one to ride Star Anise in Oka Sho, while he chose Panja Tower (He is the regular jockey for this one too) and not Star Anise in Sprinters Stakes, and it will be Lemaire riding on Star Anise in Sprinters StakesBasically, the boyfriend of the older sister dumped her and is now trying to get with the younger sister
I look like this <3
I look like this
>>579870097Someone here is making good edits these days...
>>579871906YWNBAU
>>579871853
>>579866952is there any advantages in cutting your horse's cock and balls in racing?
>150 more stam for 5% more spurt rateThis ain't worth it
>>579872004Making edits might be a lost art
>>579872028it's true
…
>>579872154It becomes less aggressive, I guess?
lel
>>579871105>Costs 30 carats to refillwat?
>>579872305I love her so much bros...
>>579872513>yelled at an old lady just because she's old as fuckWhat is Machan's problem
other than amazon and kris, do we get any other delicious chocolate umas
>>579872713She became a mommy...
>>579872713Super Flower...
>>579872705ASTON MACHAN
>>579871906Good, now sit on my face, please
>as a gamer
>>579872154They become easier to train, more well behaved and less aggressiveBut having balls can also be a big advantage to foster more competitiveness in aggressive horses like Sunday Silence, Orfe and most Sundaylings. They can be a pain to train thoCalandagan for example almost killed someone when he still has his balls which is why he got gelded
>>579873075>shitting on kino gamer wifehttps://youtu.be/TGhtaM1jniI
>>579861887She's really fun, I like her a lot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxhabPr25kA
>>579872713
>>579873005sure thing, hot stuff~
I'VE DRANK SO MUCH WATER TODAY WHY AM I STILL THIRSTY AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579873239do coomers really get off to pit folds (disgusting)?
>>579873331she's me
>>579871471YesBuilding stam is easy in GM and l'Arc so this CM is the last one where XOguri is THE umaAlso she can't use Divine speed
>>579873362gay
GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG
>>579873542please stop
>1580/1170/1100>750 stam w/ corner, hydrate and stam to spare>groundwork setup>Medium + pace S on first tryRaisu pls
>>579873206What about Nice Nature (147cm)
GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG
Fuck
>>579873206For me, it's her
i forgot to do the legend races yesterday, is my account bricked?
>>579873770>Blackface, Asian
Obligatory Samson post to keep her spirit alive
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>579873484>Divine speedwhat character/card gets that skill?
Me on the left
>>579865205When she was a child
>>579873960
>>579874045you're a leg?
Cafelust is too based
>>579865205Yeah, me
>GLAG>GLOG>GLUGWho do I believe?
>>579873832they reset at banner reset time, not daily reset time
I ended up masturbating
>>579865205That's cute as fuck
>>5798739604rze...
I love huge boobs so much, bros. Makes life worth living.
>>579874321oh thank god, thank you
>>579874308It’s GLYG
>>579874192Cafe cat
>>579874029AncestorsIt's a later half 3s 0.35 current speed boostIt's an insane skill and they gave it a 1.5% recovery just so XOguri can't use it. Also XOguri doesn't have evos, even with all these "nerfs" she stays top tier with the right conditionsThis is a very far LoH with the same exact condtions as the current CM so you understand how broken her ult is
>>579874530>Also XOguri doesn't have evos, even with all these "nerfs" she stays top tier with the right conditionsShe does get two evos
>>579874192You can do this to a real woman by brushing her hair after you shower together
>>579874045me on the right
>>579874321>>579874406No retard they reset already, if you only raced against FineMo once you missed a day
>>579873726nyohoho
wahey
Bancho cute
>>579873206*blocks your path*
>>579874703Fuck off
>>579874794>>579874840>>579874203hholy cute>>579874858
>>579874794good with kids too
>>579874685oh
>>579874613Innate Experience gives her useless late-race recovery and to get evo Gourmand (more recovery) you need to get slow metabolism then recover from it
>>579874857>posting a man
>>579874909threesome
>>579874685that depends on what he means by "missing" yesterday, I gave information for him to reach his conclusionalso you can miss one day and still get the ssr fragment anywaysrude retard
is making a seiun gp a good idea to get randomly spooked by a&s since it can be kinda good this CM
Stego status?
no.....
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12128647>the average Teiofag
>>579875147cute
Cheval is a whore
imagine you're narita brian and your rival is a child, if you beat a child everyone will call you rude, but if that child beats you everyone will say a child beat you
>>579875167>average doberfag
>>579875147>>579875195>>579875214yeah, mine
>>579875069But they don't reset at banner reset, they already reset 3 hours ago. And I never said he was gonna miss any shards, retard
>>579873726(' ° 3 ° ')
>>579875147
>>579874909Shouldn't be Brian the tsundere here?Being good with kids hurts her street cred
I wonder if I can use this digitan from cm17 for the next CM or is she gonna die
>>579875069>>579875345STOP FIGHTING I WAS THE RETARD
>>579875475
>>579875214>Miss Hong
this game sucks
>>579875639I wished it sucked my dick and balls
>>579860359Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>579875705No, fuck off
>>5798755371. Baby fever does things2. You mention it again she WILL smooch you
Kitasan Black
>>579875747wtf stop being rude
>>579875705Thinking of leaving my club to rot, I'm a top earner and people are dropping like flies.
>>579875786Nyo
>>579875832mambo...
So the best play to go for is the Rare Book? I'm kind of capped on Books because I have no Friend Points.
>>579875705Please join we have a Giant Luna plush in our clubhouse you can hug :)
I hope they improve the auto so mant stop being dogshit in clank runs
Can we just remove Oguri Cup forever?
>>579875747
>>579875912>picking SP over hint booksnewcutie...
>>579875919wtf i wanna join now
>>579875705Your A+ rank......
>>579875575Oh no!
>>579875832jongbro...
>>579875832Do it and post chat logs and expose flatliners and talk shit about dancho and post the sticker and leak their cord and
>>579875832What a coincidence! 2 top earners just left my club and you could replace them while I eternally remind other donkeys to do their fan runs because for some reason it's still not in their muscle memory.>>579876096Yeah, about that...
>>579876083then apply!
>>579875832mambro...
It's time for men.
>>579875705I'm not a reliable earner. So I will have to politely pass
>>579875832brickedbwo...
mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu
>>579876418YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Men?
>>579876358Why did he leave anyway
>>579876198damn what happened, I thought you guys were gonna be comfortably in A/A+ when you started gaining ranks a couple months ago
>>579876305>>579876520>feminazi
>>579875705 >>579876553>from 600 to 1100noticed the same shit start of this month with my club. from a chill 600 to 1000
>>579876520>>579876305ugh>>579876553Fan inflation and botting clubs
looks like haythere will.... staythere in B+
>>579876856heh
>>579876553Things are unironically looking good here.
>>579876856
Kissing the pearl
>>579876553Most top clubs have at most 10+ people who go beyond quota, everyone else does bare minimum. So the moment 2 top earners leave, it hits hard.
>>579876073I barely have SP and its hard to accrue. I have a decentish stash of Books but nobody to use them on.
>>579876553>2 top earners is enough to carry a B+ club to A+Really puts things into perspective. You lazy fucks--- Oops, I mean casual.
>>579876935Dang where are you guys picking up the sweatshop workers from
release. ze. jong. logs.
>>579876960mabo...
weak to male pheromones
>>57987709060 mils is easy, just put your borrows on auto while at work.
>>579877139does she like to sniff shirts?
> Finally capped all my cards and uma potentials after a year+Where is the umabank so I can put my coins to yield interest
>>579877090most of the club is top earner jongers it didnt actually lose much in the transition
>>579876958>tranny hag
>>579876651Looks like most clubs are dropping, Bricked went from 185 to 339Umadash from 119 to 228Uma&Co from 134 to 194/Uma/Club from 25 to 94Lots of people are auto spamming even without half TP
>>579877152No I mean they are a D+ club. It's hard to convince non-casuals to join and grind in a D+ club
>>579877403retard
>>579877389So much for uma&co going to S rank kek
>>579877403Lel dummy
>>579877389So what happens when everyone burns through their TP boosters?
>>579877520(((((they)))))) wouldnt allow anyone to reach S
SPLOOOOOOOOOSH SPURT SPURT SPURT
This is like the 3rd time this happened.>We reach rank A>Top earners leave next monthHOW DO I ESCAPE SAMSARA?
>>579877520We are too busy erping to refresh our clanker runs
>>579877473>>579877495>>579877532??
>>579877389I mean half TP literally let you spam runs without much TP loss, 15 TP a run and you were getting the 10 TP back from the run itself
>>579877558I don't think (((((they))))) are going to remain in S themselves
the estimated quota for S club is currently around 7-8m per daythis is unsustainable, danchouI'm gonna die
it's called SPEAKI
>>579877720Cute cows
>>579877536If you win 40 races you're carat neutral until you get the 100 daily career carats. Lots of people are probably already spending carats to spam fan runs
>>579877565I came
>>579877501I SEX you a happy SEXOWIN *rapes you*
/Jew/ club is about experience a shoah like no other this month
>>579877881>spending carrots on runsbut why
pls join mambo
>>579877592it had to be done
>>579877671You can't be this stupid
yes, my club dropped to B+ and I don't care
>>579877720Nope, still drooling all over them thighs
>>579877536
>>579877671if you are actually clueless, they disbanded their old club and hostile overtaken some other d+ club with most of their members
>>579877389how did they do it
>>579878062I wasn't going to run Sweep this cm but now I am
I hate the dumb ugly bitch Brian
>>579878360There's a /v/ club with no quota higher than them
>>579878391I wasn't going to run Brian this cm but now I am
>>579878173NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579878062Kita is literally me
Bono would architect you and grab your love handles whenever you two are alone she loves big guys
>>579878173gwo...why do you only have 3 chocos...
>>579877995Because it's carat neutral and you can get a good even though you're probably not hitting SS.There's no reason not to spend carats on runs if you're winning 40 or more races each time
>>579877113Those are top secret and can be found in the Mahjong Soul friend lobby chats.... guess you'll have to learn mahjong to get your drama fix
>>579878676Bro
>>579878609Uhm........ Well.....
>>579878579She doesn't need to architect me anon the job is already done...
>>579878839You have a mother fatass, you are literally living it
>>579878756is currenbwo up to the task???
>>579878674why do all of them have massive fucking hips and thighs
>>579878937Scissoring
>>579878851it's okay...chocos are meant to be eaten, i suppose...............
>>579879005Ruby HATE
>>579877938You goys do understand that if /Uma/Club doesn't hit S rank this month you will witness a level of poaching never seen before in /uma/ history, right?
>>579879018I didn't even eat them...I just... Forgot to claim them all...
You will never leave Tomakomai
>>579879005>Helios' cumdumpster
>>579878360And they're leading the /uma/ races leaderboard too as seen in >>579854995Truly the shadow elite club
>>579879059
>>579879121my club has no discord. they can try.
>>579877389TamaLove also dropped ~200 ranksguess the botters finished setting up their accounts
>>579879186But they cheated and all the results should be nullified
>>579879139...it can't be helped, i suppose...
>>579877389My club is better than last month :)We're still A though for now
>>579879121Wouldn't be the first time you did that to my club
>>579879190I feel like Helios would be a double faced bitch who is in love with Ruby but insults her anonymously online out of frustration for being ignored.
>>579879186daccheats shouldnt get any points for the danchud cup
>>579879147What?NoI CAN leave... I just don't want to
>>579875705>>579875705Haythere bros... why... a lot of people changing their club?
Desu...wa
remember to do legend race because cygames can't into notification
>>579879460>>579879147What's her name again? My gf is from Tomakomai so this is the only uma she knows
>>579879506*rapes trainer desu wa*
>>579879401I want to be the one to incite Helios into shitting all over Ruby on a secret acc, right after flooding her womb
H*lios HATE
someone should post more WEI lewds
>>579878360wasn't there a 2nd Danchud cup
>>579879471see>>579876198
I dont get why people change their club brosUnless people in club are schizos, but if it comfy club with shoes exchange and stuff why?
I have never built an End closer, tell me which skills my parents should have...
>>579879525Today's second day... Right?
>>579879531TARUU
>>579879791anon?
>>579879531Hokko Tarumae
>>579879121
>>579879754Nobody joined my cm practice rooms
>>579879671
what if we jong
>>579879754they have a spine and don't wanna carry bunch of leeches for few tiers lower rewards than they could be getting effortlessly in higher rated clubs
>>579879754some people see the $2 of extra carats they can get every month by switching and see that as enough of a reason to betray their dacchis....
>>579879754Who has schizos?
>>579880026If you see a club namedropped, it has schizosIf they mention it multiple times, even moreIf they post club members private conversations, even worse
>>579879952>yurislop
It's just 5 fan runs a day that you don't even have to manually do, what is so hard about this?>"Sorry bro, I actually have a life"Why the fuck did you join an A+ club then retard? There's literally no work to do for you other than building cm aces at the end of the month.
>>579879954I'm in a match rn and it's east 2....
>>579879754For some people club is not a circle of friends but a leader board. So they will switch to clubs with similar mindset.
>>579880026Probably club who has (you) bwo...>>579879998Wow like maybe 5 more rolls....>>579880013Yeah that's weird, i thought we friends
>>579879874Don't do this to me....
>>579879754I wonder why
They are waiting for Torena(me) to fuck them but you are so circumcised that you can't even comprehend such a thing. I'm not even going to give you a (you)
>>579880361>300 mil
>muh rasismusit’s not that fucking deep is it
>>579880295alright alrightit's still 2nd day
>>579880547We only accept white umas
>>579879926ex mambro...
>>579880564Phew..
>>579880547
>>579880361Instantly regained his joy in the game after joining the better club. Another reason why you shouldn't stress out about carrying the shitters in your club and join /Uma/Club instead, where everyone pulls their own weight
I never thought i will be sad when some one leaves the club... damn...
>>579879121Some /uma/ insiders might have told me that Ryandanchou will receive an irrecusable offer next month. That's why he ordered his officer to host the Officer Cup yesterday as a test to see how he would fare as a leader. You didn't head it from me though.
>>579880227I'll see if we can get a room going anywayMajsoul Friends Room 81403(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81403
>>579865464OC? in my fucking /uma/?!
I don't want to fan farm with maru anymoregive me the 2nd best umaand schedule too
I pull my own weight too
>>579880642I miss you
>>579879879>>579879872oh that's sooner than I thought, I'll have her do the rolls for me :)
We need a dancho'cord to coordinate member transfers and drafts
>>579880695I'm too tired to jong, gomen..
>>579880813NYOOOOOO COME JOIN FOR 1 ATLEAST
>>579880752El Condomfigure it out yourself
>>579880759We still got a space ;), jk you'll probably find more competive rooms there
>>579880762Tell her to do it while you're deep inside her anusI've been told it's a good luck charm
>>579880663>cracking chestnuts
>>579880795Don't cook ever again.
>>579880267>>579880685don't think too much about it bwo.. the ones who wanna stay and be bros will and the ones who want more carrots won't and it doesn't mean that they hate you either.. maybe.it is what it is
>>579880695currenbwo if you join you're gonna get ze deets on the logs!!
>>579880968these fakers play Riichi City we masoul CHADS aren't even in the club...
>>579880968I dunno how to jong
>>579880923Who's better at cooking, Jordan or Sweep?
>>579880923
>>579880868>el bond is also capped...3rd best uma?
>>579880923But imagine the hot danchou cybersex in it
>>579881116Oguri cappu
>>579881072Jordan can heat her burger with her braps.Sweep Tosho just woosh her stick and thinks something is cooked.
>>579881053True and real, only schizos play RC.
>>579880547Human beings are racist by nature. It's a behaviour meant to safeguard you and your genes after all. That does not mean one should allow that primitive side to reign one's actions, we're more than mere animals after all.
>>579867231please Maya I need this job? where else could I go with a horse trainer certificate
>>579881072Sweep will cook you an oven hotdog, Jordan will let you cook in her oven rawdog
>>579881116Obuhi or Maya if you have some Dirt/Mile parents
>>579881178oh my god4th?
>>579881067that just makes you the strongest player
>>579881319Matikanefukukitaru
so what did we learn?
>fan runsbut i need to do my loopas...
>>579881291>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT FLIRT WITH ME! I'LL LOSE MY JOOOOB!!This bullshit only works in our disgusting world.Uma Musume is an utopia, they don't care about those bullshit.
>>579881275>AsanagiKill yourself
>>579881275>Asanagilive yourself
The more boyish an uma gets the harder my dick twitches
>5 borrows>no new ace>play another game>my character dies>see jong rooms being postedNo, I don't want more of this
>>579881407>>579881312ha.I could use some bond with those 2
>>579881542You might be gay
>>579879926ex mambwo...
>>579881480>t. Insecure cuck Lmao
>>579881431Clubs are wile and dark place, i thought we all friends, but we are not...
>>579881208I want you to describe how she heats up a burger with her braps in 100 words or more
>>579881542
>>579881650Mambros are my friends tho
Would you guys take a club betrayer back
>>579881661
>>579881691He never said that
>>579881791If he left on good terms
>things that Tosen Jordan shoved up her ass
>>579880695shouldve just played with my /uma/ bros
>>579881824i need a soundpost of this where it makes the minecraft pickup sound when she puts the burger in her pocket
>>579881791you know the etiquette, naked dogeza stat
>>579881275I'd rather be with racists than non-racists honestly, I've had racist friends and family members who are fine with other races as long as they don't act like their stereotype, or funnily enough, share their racism, while the "non-racists" I've known and seen in mass media are all terrible people, and the lesser of their evils is being actual unironic racists BUT hidden beneath a social justice facade
>>579881919it's over....... nobody joined anyway we're jongless today
I got an UF1 end XOG with Daring Strike and Curvature and Nimble Nav and the greens but no Maestro and no Medium S
>>579881916Nishino Flower by sitting on her.
>>579876410Ponytail nature…
>>579881824>Jordan uses a burger as a filter to make sure her cute quiet braps smell appetizing AH FUCK
>>579881759I would die for my mambros
>>579881950>i logged in to check it>it's 2025Nyooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8dpHBhoCY
>>579882148Oguri Cap more like Oguri can't see shit haha gottem
>>579880880Maybe one day when I burnout, if you'll have meI'm sure you'll find a new bwo soon
>>579882220I just wanted to post here, what i like design of Tanino Gimlet, wtf bro no joking
>>579882278You are always welcome back, if we have a spot open
>>579882220Aura
>>579882346They are tunas in bed>>579882374She's a dom
>>579882346This image represents what I want for the future
>>579882427Thanks friend, enjoy your night
>>579882438is that my girl Confusion?!
Dancho power levels
>>579882346She cute
I love these two
>>579881691>>579881758>>579881614>Newfags don't know about straight yaoiYou're faggot if you wouldn't
>>579882672>so deep in the closet he doesn't even realize he's in itUh oh delulu faggy here
>>579881973maestro is roomslop
>>579882598Neth... Perhaps I underestimated you...
>>579877692Samson is fearsome when she goes all out
>>579882641>>579882559White version when?
>>579882598Neth-sama...
>>579882598Neth is literally carrying all the shitters in mambo
>>579882672>>>/cm/
>>579881871If she doesn't win my sprint cm I'm killing myself
This is peak Uma body
>>579882598Hate ryan sister all you want, but she plays the game
I'm so close to uninstalling
>>579883249>front and center puts the ugliest brown umaLmao anti-propaganda at it's finest
>>579883003>>579882726It's uma MUSUME not uma musuko, no real gays here but sometimes you get bored with long hairs, big tits and wife hips
>>579883085>fatassNo
Only you...
>>579882598>he has an under 4M danchouI'd club hop at that point 2bqhwyfamalan
>>579881319Digital?
Mating press Kris S
>>579883085>fatassYes
>>579883379>get bored with long hairs, big tits and wife hipsThat's literally what all homosexuals say to justify leaving their wives and kids you're not helping your case
>>579883450Yeah
>>579882598Is uma&co danchou getting poached soon?
>>579883085>Fat tits, slight chubAbsolutely 100% yes
>>579883613by what`?
>>579883379Stop being metrosexual
>>579883598He just knows he can't kick flatliners anymore since nobody in their right mind wants to join his club. They let a guy straight up flatlining back in this month
>>579883719someone just joined them this month though
>>579883541She needs to be white
>>579879754My club dropped to rank D...
*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
>>579883891Why would you nerf her sex appeal?
>>579879952hot threesome
>>579883494>>579883708That's called bisexuality, not homosexuality. Big difference. Personally only men whom with I have had sexual relations have been of Japanese origins because I'm a straight racist
>>579883926Mambro... why though?
>>579883938In front of my Yep?
>>579882598THAT'S MY DANCHOUTHE BEST DANCHOU even though he's a NIGGER WHO EVER DANCHOU'D
>>579883003there's a board about chanmi??
>>579883938YES! HE SOUP!
>>579882598The rest of them
I want to help my danchud, he is alrightBasically i need to do one FAN run a day (beside my loopas) right? It would be enough?
>>579883930>>579883872Oh the flatliner is from tamalove
>>579884158don't give /uma/club ideas...
>>579882598>3 FurowabrosCunny general
I guess it's National Leave the Club Day today...
>>579884232Depending on your club rank, 1 million extra a day would make a big difference
>>579884232you are doing more than enough already gwo
>>579884232load your MANT schedule (dahby rotation) with someone like pasa or maruzensky and start a clanka with max race bonus should be an easy 1Mil
>>579884232That's all I ever asked and they have trouble doing it.
>>579883969Brown umas don't sell
>>579884424>dahby!!!
>>579884353what happend
>>579884035Never tell your club that you're black
Hello my name is ***** and I'm addicted to looooooping
>>579884027They stopped playing the game
>>579884525You'll see
>>579884607But what if Danchou gives out the N-Word Pass for top earners?
It's so hot and uma is being boring today what an horrible start for the weekend
>>579884381>new Luna Ty bro...>>579884392I know bwo, i'm actually pretty good earner because i'm doing loopas with carats, but seeing danchous doing 300mill a months blows my mind bwo>>579884424Can i get it? Pls show me>>579884490Dancho... i will do it for two-three people...
I need Super Creek's boobs...I need to feel them on my hands.
>>579884774Last month had half-tp
>>579884774NTA but you also can do it in GL if you don't want to accidentally start a manual MANT run later on
>>579879754I changed mine some time ago because I was burned out and didn't want to be a burden to them, so I moved to a lower ranked clubWhen I wanted to go back they were full then I joined my current club, probably won't leave anytime soon because I really like my dacchis too as much as the previous onesIt is what it is I guess, I'm always rooting for them though
>>579884731I did give it to him
>>579884661I'm addicted to unlocking casual outfits and farming fans
>>579885082>trannyshit
>>579885082This but as Mejiro Ardan with my 6ft Toerna
>>579884867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I21yVhdWHqI
>>579885423YWNBAU
The moment I tasted the racing power in the last CM, I cant go back.I want to seize it.
>open uma>taiki announcer>close uma>reopen uma>anyone else>play uma
>>579885094Ty bwo, danchud here i go
>>579884774>new Luna5th from the bottom https://mega.nz/folder/P1MRzSQB#P6lAEsG4-1yQDiL8sGwr0w
>>579885585It's okay to hate Kentuckians
>>579884381>>579884774>>579885602Uggo
>>579885585this but with Curren
>>579885374Which uma would have enough etheric charge to affect Zodiac's force break in Nexus?
wife motion
>V got nuked
>>579885602Cute!
>>579886047The delete times are different
>>579886007That would be the dream
ACHTUNGTHE IMAGE LIMITACHTUNG
>>579885602Holly fuacking shitooo broooo
>>579886181Oh nein.... ze images!!!!
>rudolf_hairy_umanko.jpg
Well what now
>>579877720Yeah it's really fucking hard to not pop a boner in Machan's career
>>579886106Not reallyhttps://litter.catbox.moe/zvyuh2rwd3mieytb.png
>>579886310Nobody runs like this
>most umas i insanelly like are ends or lates>and Bublegumfellow and banchud with MutekiDamn... i need to become latechad and i wanted to be frontchad
>>579886463we EOS
>>579886484Oh, I thought you were talking about the ones at the bottom
>>579886528Lates simply have the sexiest umas, sorry....
Musuderb; derbimus
Only a few more posts until we can bake, anyone have any embarassing stpries to share?
>>579885173Bwo you need to take it easy, being so aware about a simple club... Imagine how bad your awareness IRL on some stuff damn...Maybe people liked you in your club
>>579886635Many anons in this very thread unironically use christmas oguri cap instead of an uma they like.
>>579886575Yeah like i like very much>Inari One>GImlet>Cafe>Duramente>new gamer girl in jp
>>579885173What club was it?
>>579886484This is nuclear levels of mental illness
We came from derb. And to derb we shall return.
>>579886792Duramente is very cool, I plan on rolling for her too. There's an anon here that posted snippets from her story and she seems fun (and is pretty)
UWAAAAAA DAAAABHHHY op for the next thread pls
>>579886820Its pretty tame for him honestly
>>579886528I also want to frontchad for the fun of it but my horsies are almost all lates so I will capitulate for them
>>579886820The screencapping or him getting nuked?
V bread wait for counterbake. No one likes Mirshitko
>>579886956This kinda looks like what some people would call spamming or flooding.
>mirakolol
Bake something that won't get deleted
New bread new bread baker san
That's the lore behind it? How do you know wich tread are gonna stay and which deleted?
>>579887173Tannhauser really is cute though. Let's not let that simple yet essential truth be lost amidst all this hubbub.
I'm too lazy to bake today, sorry bwos..
>>579887264tru
>>579886987His postsWhat a loon
>>579887246The lore is that there's a mentally ill guy who posts here and he has certain umas he likes that he always tries to make the OP. He gets banned often (apparently he got nuked this thread even) which for most people would trigger a response of reflecting on their actions and changing their behavior but well you know....Anyway Hishi Miracle is one of those umas.
And deleted who woulda guessed
oh no no no no
Shall I bake instead?
>>579887693please do!
>>579887693Yes
guess whos officially autistic
Kinda hard lore, but im new so i dont careBut if thread gets deleted then maybe it's true
Don't even need a counterbake for that retards thread to get wiped kek
wew lad
>>579887770>>579887770>>579887770
>>579887382Those posts didn't seem particularly bad to me desu
>>579887347fine, I haven't baked in some timebwead>>579887786>>579887786>>579887786
there is already a new one. No bread from me
nice work retards
>>579887819>>579887835both good threads, hooray
7 seconds apart.....
>>579887835>>579887819>>579887901we goofed up......... gomengo to the zephyr bread it's cute
>>579887823ok retard
