Previous: >>579860359>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
One more time! Good night friends!!
y'all gay?
Careful with how you behave with your clubdacchis
Previous V nukeAlso got his thread deleted
ryan LOVE
My future wife, ( i will roll her)
The fuck is going on
>>579887871gn again
>>579887927More proof of schizo behavior
Shiraoki-sama, please bless my liver!
so why isn't his club kicking him huhare they Vpologists?
Idk where to go
Tachyon LOVE
>V is a VRChat troonno wonder he and *m*m* are good friends, enough to shit up this thread in unison hopefully they both jump from the meme bridge in Portland
>>579887927>he's a VR chat sex haverman
>>579887871Dachi... friend... goodnight... again
Tannhauser a cute pls join the one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070). We are recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.>Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579888019here have even more
>>579887927>>579888019
waheywhat if we jonged in these tough timesAGAIN
LOOK AT HER GO
Ok, you finally look like your mother now.
Say something nice about my wife please
>>579887960fucking Vodka and then fucking her mom
>>579888054He personally knows the danchou irlThey're from a different general originally
Post your moneys
CB Love
>>579888223haha what if we managed to get 4 cool dudes together for some sick mahjong action? Wouldnt that be sweet?Majsoul Friends Room 90123(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=90123
>>579888223Any good resources to learn from zero? also is it riichi that you torenas play?
>>579887770Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>579886648You tell me bwo. I do things like that many times IRL too and I almost always regret it. Trying to not do this anymore but it's hard.>>579886802*******...
>>579888476masoul is unironically good, there's also yakuza that has it and it's pretty streamlined
It has come to my attention that we don’t have a summer outfit for sprinters. So, when are we going to get a summer alt for Bono?
>>579888476riichi is the only good to play online, mahjong soul has a good tutorial
would you rather borrow left or rightfor arima parenting i guess
>>579888282She is very cool and calm. I think if she had long recovery instead of Laurei she would be x1000 more popular than majority of other long umasAnd i like Kris S posters
>>579888473Dumb question, do I need to create a mahjong souls account?
>>579888514We're "going for gold" now? When did that happen?
Hey! Look!It's Shakute!
Fuji Kiseki
>>579888662ye, I think you can't play as a guest
>>579888476the people making rooms in this thread play riichi mahjong on the mahjong soul client yeahUmajohng 2 also plays riichi but they use Riichi City I think.I think the Mahjong Soul tutorial teaches you the basics quite well and then after that you've got plenty of resources like images with all the viable hands, rules of thumb for playing defence etc etc>>579888662To join yeah but you can play it in your browser without downloading anything I think
>>579888362
>>579888707FUCKY TITSEXY
>>579888024>4DO NOT DRINK THAT BOTTLE
>>579888558not only the wait for a new alt was massive but the alt itself was ugly and terrible gameplay wise, so it's better they don't touch her againrelease swimsuit Durandal NOW even if summer is over
/uma/chan is recruiting, A+ club (S rank in a few days, trust) looking for 3 motivated anons to fill out the roster. The Catch? just dont flatline, ez. Optional Mahjong included with membership, Join today!
>>579888514Dancho i liked previous image with plushie umait was very cute just like you
I love my genius wife!
V should change the name to L after taking so many already and just the start of the month!
>>579888753danchou kick this guy
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1>https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1>https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1https://jiggie.fun/aCd1H1
>>579888650Right if I have to choose
>>579888860that's the danchou...
Mambo, lend one of your 3M dailies to our club, we need at least one of them.Your club will thrive just fine without one of them.
>>579888848But that's the cool guy from death note and he's anything but...
yeah that'll do
>>579888654Laurel is more than just her recovery kit-wise, though I do wish Kris were a bit stronger.Not that it'll stop me from rolling and trying to win with her anyway.The Kris S bros here are cool
>>579888476join /uma/chan, anons there will tutor you on the ways of jong
https://litter.catbox.moe/hejlmp.webpNGL Kumiyabe kinda missed here, Still is for NTS not NTR
>doing auto career>have 500 carrots and used 10 to do another run>start next run>jump to 800>start another right after using another 10>jump to 880Yeah, let's keep it going
>>579888769>DurandalNot enough jiggle desu
>Tap Dance City retired from racing at the age of 8Holy Hag.
>>579888549>>579888634>>579888738give me a few weeks, I will do my best
>>579888843tummers...
Tahbo butt
Samson GO
I want to be the cheese of your cake
>>579888994>mile>im medium and then long economybro?
Post crazy umas
>>5798884733/4 we need just one more cool and tubular jonger>>579889081good luck! The game becomes a lot more fun once you know what you're doing
>>579889084This should canonically be her body type
*starts raping*
>>579889081few weeks? you should be able to learn it by tomorrow
>>579888919Air Groove's genes must be preserved.
>>579889159can i join if i'm new to the game? (played once or twice ever)
>>579889124my medium ace and long parents been ready for weeks....
>>579889229We're just here to have fun so yeah why not? Anyone is welcome
>>579889112I wanna be the cream of your pie
>>579889229It's a for fun game you can join
Stealing from Mambo feels so good.
Tokai Teio R card level 33
this is very hot
I thought ayakamods hosted nsfw but its all retarded cosmeticsmuh poor underage horsies!!! ACK
>>579889469banchou lust
>>579889448
>>579889448She shows way too much skin. What a whore.
>>579887770WHO? LITERALLY WHO?
Nyot bad nyot bad at all
>>579889572
>>579889469Brian when I ask her to bring me some milk
>The match has already startedFUCK
>>579888473Started! Gl and hf
>>579889448gold city wouldn't say this
>>579889657The bad bitch I just pulled. Her paizuri game is out of this world.
>>579889184my ceaseless stupidity knows no bounds
>>579889728There's always next room....
>>579888691When we were at A+ I noticed that 2 anons took "login every 3 days" literally and didn't farm a lot of fans. I changed it so I would have an excuse to kick them. Coincidentally they started farming fans after that.>>579888840Just for you (You)
What is your opinion on Seiun Sky deeeeeesu?
>>579890061cute, should be nicer to King Halo
>>579889952she's so pretty....
>>579889448I want to like this image but the expression and pose kill it for me but I can appreciate the tits. It should be more intimate and closer, she should be pulling you down to eye level to make herself clear with her chest still in plain view. His Kitasan or NTR pieces come to mind
>>579889779Gold City WOULD say that or break down crying in front of you, there's no other outcome
release. ze. jong. logs.
STOP BULLYING THE NEWCUTIE
>>579890202also the weird ring reflections on the boobs
>>579889952>Just for you (You)I like this image very much
>>579890061One of the cutest boys
>>579890129King Halo should work on getting ragebaited.
>>579890339I cant help it....ok maybe I'll skip the ron next time
>>579888190Mambo is a B club
I look more forward to her global release than getting my degree
they just finished cleaning up
Is this deck alright for fan runs? I thinking of borrowing Creek as fan cardOr maybe there is better cards? bwos?
>>579890563speed bakushin is 20% fans too
>>579890563the only thing that matters is having as many 20% fan bonus cards as possible (you can see the stats on gametora). The robot will win every race regardless of cardsCreek would be a fine borrow since she has that fan bonus yeah
Dahby so cute...
>>579890529
>>579890529do it in club chat or no balls
>>579890502but she's already in global
>>579890732>the only thing that matters is having as many 20% fan bonus cardsI thought maybe there is 25% or 30% fan card bwo
>>579890786nice try V
can i get a you
>>579890821nah it caps at 20>>579890859sure
>>579890529Why is this a daily thing now
>>579890821oy vey this goyim hasn't read the game torah
cm19 status?
>>579890739
>>579891148I have 8 stam 7 medium parrent, but with no good whites, so for now i will try to do loopasanyway i cant do aces before Oguri wit card and Tama
>>579891148this game sucks
>>579891148I got a good parent but little motivation to play right now...
>>579891183looks like a cock from the thumbnailmy brain is so fried
>>579891183luv me dahby
>>579891148Recycling CM17 xog and debuffers
>>579891148I found out who i want to run, when is it again?
>>579891504uma.moe/timeline
>>579891504like 2 weeks
>>579891504Bwo registration is in two days...
>>579891504>The 19th Champions Meeting is called the Scorpio Cup. It's a future event for this server, estimated to start around September 18, 2026.
>>579891554>>579891603>>579891606I've got time
>>579890334There probably aren’t many to go around, danchou deleted the server.
>>579890814I found out about this game this week and I might buy it just for the Still In Love profile bling you can get from it
>>579891148I dont think i ever won this many rooms
>>579890170Yes, and a couple of my children as well
>>579891148Working on parents for Hishi Amazon and Pace Chaser Spe
>>579890170NO DELETE THIS BEFORE THEY SEE IT
my scorpio team? Dober, da hog, then I don't know... Grass Wonder I guess
>>579891721unironically SiL's story was my favorite and perhaps the only memorable part of the game>buylmao
>>579891652>men exist>berry
>>579891702thanks but what prompted the melty exactlywas it really just losing a jong game
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Z2x749>https://jiggie.fun/Z2x749https://jiggie.fun/Z2x749>https://jiggie.fun/Z2x749https://jiggie.fun/Z2x749
>>579887770
what's with the slopspam
>>579891925>buy>lmaoHow else will I let my 3 Steam friends that know nothing of uma musume know I am still in love with Still In Love
UWAAAA DAHBY
>>579892003Almost half the club, including top earners, left since we demoted to A. I can’t say exactly why he chose to disband but I would guess he didn’t feel confident recruiting so many new members.
imagine buying pixelshit released at full AAA price that no one plays anymore instead of downloading it from nyaa
I downloaded it from skidrowreloaded like a white man
>>579892115you can add a non-steam game in your library and name it anything you want, and if you go online and play it everyone will see it
Tama wife
I bought it for 20 bucks on my switch
>>579892358What's got her panties in a twist?
>the leaker from uma&co didn't get kickedWE WON
the only thing I'm leaking is prostate fluid
>>579892492You mean semen or blood?
>>579892550does cum come from your prostate?
Big clanker rating...
ugh my clubbie is such an incel...
>>579892436The price of the takoyaki increased by 99 yen
Hishiama
>>579892550One part of the semen is produced in the prostate. Together with sperm cells from the testicles, fluid from the seminal vesicle and the secretions released by another pea-sized gland below the prostate (the bulbourethral gland), the prostate fluid makes up the semen. All of these fluids are mixed together in the urethra.
here's my leak*spreads ass*
leak?
>>579892609post d*ck
>>579892603>he bleeds from his prostateFag
>>579892328then I wouldnt be able to get the Still In Love animated profile picture or Still In Love animated profile border or the Still In Love animated chat sticker or the Still In Love chat emoticon
>>579892784Yes I'm leaking brb need some tissue
>>579892971They probably put it up on the Steam points store. I saw Umamusume cosmetics there.
>>579892971you can buy all those without owning the game thoughbeit
Umanko is tearing itself apart...
>>579893204Yes I'm tearing that umanko apart with my cock
Is there ANYONE here who has ever played ANY game in the StarHorse series?
>>579893115You have to own the game and meet some playtime requirement>>579893182Nuh uh, I've tried
I miss cygames randomly giving carats...
>>579893371These are cute Stills
I'm getting to comfortable around my clubmates
>>579893394They realized they don't have to bribe with carats anymore, little piggies already paid for their yachts of coke
>>579893461How so?
Post Mambo or else
>>579893371>You have to own the game and meet some playtime requirementUsed to be. They removed that restriction. I have a Muse Dash profile background without even buying that game.
>>579893545
>>579893524It's about time I switch clubs
>>579893410OK
>>579893597Trust me bwo, I wish
>>579893632I knew mambo was for niggers only
>>579893545I have no mambos....
>>579893830Oh...
>>579893689Skill issue. I don't even own this game. Shit's overpriced.
>>579893204Falco's?
Does anybody regret leaving Mambo?
>>579893461>artist doesn't draw uma porn
>>579893978GOODUma porn is for chuds and gooners FOLLOW THE RULES OR ELSE I'LL TELL CYGAMES
>>579893689can't you just buy and refund in <2 hours
>>579893886That's how it looks for me until I go to buy it. Try buying the emoticon, it won't let you unless I am marked
>>579894092it says you need 2 hours of playtime and steam doesnt give refunds when you have more than 2h of playtime
>>579894140nah doesnt work for me either
>>579894140I just bought the Aston Machan frame. Wish it had different borders per uma, but whatever.
CAT MAYA IS FR*NT?!
>>579894576YesThe best
>>579894140its just for emojis. you can probably buy it on the community market for 2 cents
>>579894576one of the better ones too
>>579894621tits too small
>>579888473GGs anons, thanks for joining! The second match was karma for what happened in the first one...Hope our newfriend had fun hitting that sick mangan!
that's it for me2 hanemans
>yfw Party Dash 2 announced
thanks for the games jongchachos
>>579888473>>579894910ggs... i'll need to learn and practice a little before joining again. no clue what yaku and richi is.
>>579895017You did fine (got 2nd in one of the matches after all!), we have a couple of anons who play by vibes only.Yaku are only relevant if you open your hand by calling pon or chii tbdesu, as long as you try to play around riichi you can just learn as you go, which is what I'd recommend for a new player. Hope to see you in a future room!
Tanhauser lovey dovey cuddle sex
>>579895270thanks! also noticed there were blue archive skins, am i able to buy an account with those
>>579895370HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>579895270wtf is this. just play poker like a normal human being
>>579895412You probably can
>>579895442retard
>>579895412maybe you can buy a chinese account, I have no idea, they're limited now atleast
>>579895270If I knew how to read, I'd probably find this interesting
>>579895442westoid mind cannot comprehend something complex and strategic
>>579895412Maybe, I never looked into it. BA is unfortunately a collab they'll never rerun because the chinese playerbase went berserk after seeing that their precious child wives are being bonded with by dirty mahjong players, so the devs had to publicly apologize. So it might cost you a bit of dosh....>>579895442It's a lot less complex than it looks like :3
>>579895442Make a poker chase room I'll joint. jonger
>>579895442shut up V
>>579895601Acid calling the reactor basic
>>579895270Is it true that people hate you if you spam 1-hans?
AAAHHHHH I WANNA BE HUGGED BY A TOP UMADOL!!!
>>579895729Is the goal of Mahjong to be loved?
>>579895729no, go ham on dem tanyaos
>>579895729Depends a bit. As the dealer you can kinda do whatever the fuck you want because every hand you win means you get to stay dealer and keep that points multiplier, so no one will fault you there. Same with declaring riichi when you have no other yaku, that just happens.People might get annoyed when you constantly open your hand to aggressively push 1 han hands like just all simples or 1 han dragon/wind hands.
>>579895863I think the goal of everything is to be truly loved.
>>579895729a win is a wineven if it's a 1 han win
Umamusume Tail Shampoo
>>579895953
>>579895861>no shadows on the chest arealol
I need a bad boy to call me names while making me rub up against it
I only know Mahjong from Crazy Rich Asians
>>579895952Cute
Okay that's the 1st season of anime done with. Fucking hell there's so much shit left still. Was pretty okay outside of one thing but whatever
>>579896119what thing
I need an uma to call me pathetic, grab me by the balls, and then get mad at me for not showing a boner after she wins a race.
>>579896175By about 6th episode I got tired of Special JOBBER's shit with Suzuka every 2nd sentence. I would've whooped her ass into shape about that much earlier than trainer did
I love Rice
>>579896361Ah that's alright, Spechud being a rabid dyke in S1 is a thing most people dislike about it.Don't worry, S2 is absolute pure kinography.
>>579896137I wish I could mod that hairstyle into vanilla Tickezo.
I need to be used
>>579896481the alt is really damn cute, hope it spooks me one day
my boss uses me every day
My club chat is quite lively these last daysNo, there isn't any erp, only wholesome and fun messages. I love my club
She's so cute
>>579896618Uma&Co!
>>579895729yea because they lose lmao
>>579896119Get ready for some TEIO KINO bwo
>>579896618Mambwo...
>>579896089Stop using my little sister for your tranny LARP
no more fan runs dancho...
>>579896816your parent runs?
>>579896816Why are some people saying that running 3 accels on this track is overkill?
>>579896734maybe once I've received a few more boyfriend applications~
>>579896618except for when danchou called us lazy boneless donkeys again, I didn't love that...
>>579896618I love my dacchi's I hope everyone else's clubs are fun too
Since I only have NN as murmur stamina debuffer, I'm pretty much locked to double dominators, right?
>>579896456>>579896718There's the BNW story first so I'll go look at that. It's only 3 episodes so It'll go quickly. If I'm gonna go by release order than I won't half-ass it.
>>579897056Mambro...
>>579897191you always want to double down so yeah, just run the standard dominator/keen eye/564 bs
>>579897095>WEAVING HISTORY
>>579888789why bother recruiting, can't you just ask this guy to make more alts?
>>579897216Your Umayon??
>>579897056i think danchou means well
>>579897372This is even worse than uma&co and bricked
I'm beginning to think my danchou is evil...
>>579897427those are the 4fun shorts right? Should breeze through them in a jiffy
>>579897309
>>579897696theres a lot of them
>>579896982Number of accels don't matter it's the total value you get from them. You need like .5+ to beat XOguri anyway
>>579897853No amount of accel is beating an end hog though
>>579895861Same, being hugged by Suzuka has to be delightful
>>579898042Hugging Suzuka and feeling her heartbeat.....
So there are neko umamusume (Sky), kitsune umamusume (Inari), ookami umamusume (Brian), inu umamusume (Chiyono O)any usagi umamusume? sakana umamusume?
>>579897694Which danchous are evil?
Nerd sex
>>579896361She's my female self-insert so I'm fine with it spica-man is my male self-insert btw
>>579898118> sakana umamusume?
>>579898118Ayabe is pretty rabbit coded with those ears imo. No clue what a sakana uma would even look like
>>579895861Can I hug Suzuka instead?
>>579898230No one likes Ayabe, evil nips hate her
list of umas I hate for no particular reason
>>579898118>usagimusumeLiterally her
>>579898334wasnt really the question though was it? I personally am pretty indifferent about her, but out of all the long ear donkeys we have in the game I think she gives off the strongest usagi vibes
>>579898118How funny, I saw pic related 5 minutes before reading this post.
>>579897372LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Kentucky Banzai
>>579898118>sakana umamusumemany such cases
>>579898408
>>579898450>bnw>biwa is a rabbit>dahby is a dog>taishin is a catIt's perfect
A deal's a deal, Trainer-san! Now you have to suck on my nipples!
>>579898118we have slugmusumes
>>579898152>evil coded danchousMambo/uma/ clubExcelumaTamaloveBrick-182>good coded danchousUma&CoDacchisHaythereBasashiAutis/uma/
This dumb bitch gave me a pit fetish
is it shichi hours?
>>579898408Same but only the ones after 5th from left to right
>>579898638....yes Omachi-san
Aw yeah it is time!
>>579898690lol
>>579898694Tap Datass City...
>>579898690explain the reasoning
>>579898408rigatoni gives me sex fuck
>>579898764I've wanted Digitan for quite a long time!
I'm sorry HaythereDanchud I can't do any more runs today
>>579898902He made it up for (You)s
>>579898690Mambo danchou accepted me even as a newfag that barely knows how to play this game. I'll protect danchou's honor.
>>579898690take off your shirt
>>579898694it is golshi hours
>>579898990People wouldn't do that here...
>>579898990Why are you always responding to my posts with Falcon? Please die Smart Falcon
post dogs
You will visit Neo Tomakomai!
>>579898690Dont shay that
>>579899105
How do we stop the disease of trainers grooming their trainees and marrying them at the end of their career?
>>579899025The good danchou or the evil danchou?
>Smart Falcon
>>579899164I'll consider
>>579899195the evil danchou has been dead for months bwo
>>579899025Keb has been gone for a year
>>579898408For me it's King Kamehameha
>>579899294wrong order
>>579899232I really shouldn't roll for herbut her tits keep seducing me, and her cute boots too
>>579898690Tamalove is the least evil danchou I've ever had and I'm not even being threatened to say this or anything
I'm not having fun training for this CM. Even with stamina sparks, it's annoying getting as much as I need while also hitting sufficient numbers in my other stats. And trying to force a stamina card in will be extremely annoying when 3 speed + 2 wit + light hello is the scenario default.That's bad enough on its own, but then I also have to live with knowing Obuhi Cap not ever having any stamina issues AND just being better than most of the competition by default is seriously demotivating.
>>579899448god we were fucking robbed....
>>579899449dead for months the evil danchou has been bwo?
>>579898118ZRR is definitely a bunnymusume
>>579898408>sex>hard sex>sex>sexo sexo sexo>sex>raped by>sex>sex??
>>579896618autis/uma/bro...
>Club named mambo>Nobody in it likes mambowhy
>>579899510yoda...
>>579899650No one likes Mambo
>>579899508Horses and horse racing should be for Old Money only. Stop trying to sexualize what belongs to the rich, pleb.
>>579899487I'm also not being threatened to say that I really appreciate Tamadanchou
>>579898408mehmehmehholy sexsexmehheadpats and chin rubsmeh
>>579899650ever heard of a little thing called irony?
>>579899676>holy sexThat's King Halo's dad, you sick fuck.
Please consider the following: Grass Wonder's floppy dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uS7K9o89k
>>579897372The 'Jig' is up
>>579898559>>579898450How is Biwa a rabbit
>>579899760I want to hold this little lady by the shoulders, tell her I'm proud of her, and kiss her on the forehead until she giggles.
>>579899659Imagine the smell
>>579899487I also agree Tamadanchou tastes like salted butter
>>579899025bwo you're getting groomed...
>>579899659kiseki...
>>579898118>usagi umamusumenever ever
>>579899865she fucks like one
Why aren't you defending my honor you fucking shits
>>579899659>>579900114She's got a good point. That's why I always sniff Fuji's gym clothes when she's not looking.
>>579898694What does /uma/ think of Tap Dance City?
>>579900273big jiggly boobiesdont really care for the rest of her design though and she seems a bit too genki for me
>>579899982
>Front
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UnUHmtXdzk>even when she's fucked up she's cuteI love Kingu so much, guys
Why is she so happy?
the raped
>>579900448She's evil
>>579900448penis enlargement pills are on the way
>>579900412I swear you've posted this like 8 timesWHO?
>>579900273she's the shichi for onee-san enjoyers out of the two cities
>>579900448wait, her indoor date is her home? lol what a poorfag
>>579900273she's ugly but has big tits
>>579900393Soggy Rice...
>>579900448She found a 1000 yen bill
>>579900448I finally knocked her up
>>579900448Pregnant
>>579900273Sex hair wine auntie I'm pulling
>>579900531evil chud of Mejiro hands typed this
>>579900745Jordan should take a paternity test
remember to wash your rice
>>579900531>>579900606>>579900703>>579900769>>579900804>>579900809She bought (with my card) like, 7 of these honey drinks she's gonna ship over, what the heck?
>>579898764How am I missing so many digitan star pieces, I still have like 50 days
look guys it's still free carats, do your fan runs please
>>579900745Doctored image
>>579900873Why is this chibi lewd?
>>579900448>>579900918she's so cute I wish the GBF wedding rings existed in uma
>>579898764>>579898918based I still have 3 days left for my Digitan
>>579901007chibianon is into lewd stuff
>>579900985you're getting your 2.5-3m per day from my looping runs and thats it danchou
Respect Smart Falcon
>>579900873Something went wrong...
>>579901097>naked on a platter>still so unsexyOgurin...
>>579901182I respect her as a trashcan
>>579900804>>579900809That's the only way she could feel something in her stomach
>>579901197She doesn't like it...
>>579901097What the FUCK? Where can I go to avoid more of these?
>>579901268/vm/
>>579900273
>>579899825so this is why spechud hated grass... penis envy
>>579901231dont say that...
>>579901231I've been in all these clubs haha.
>>579901231tamalove hands made this chart
>>579901332Slut
How much stamina should 12* sparks give me? I think my parents might not have enough affinity because what I’m getting doesn’t feel like enough
>>579901197why is Ulala so fucking happy about Rice's misfortune...
>>579901245GODDAMMIT CARLOS
>>5799013753* 4 or 2*6?
>>579901268/vm/ likes to post them
>>5799014293*3 and 2*2 (it’s actually 13 i lied)
>>579901097Hot. Post more
>>579901231Tamadanchou you didn't have to make this
>>579901619>puretty
>>579901231put daccheats in chaotic evil
>>579901231>Keb >Lawful
I'm craving the never ending pasta bowl again...
>>579901407Ulala is a naughty girl.
>>579901743Teiobro....
>>579901743Let's go together...
>>579898690my bad for doxxing everyone participating in the Calstone 3000....thrice
>>579901795
>>579901231I wanna join a chaotic good club
>>579898690Exceluma slander will not be tolerated. Take this back.
>>579898187I see her hair and tits and nerdiness and just want to breed her to oblivion.
>>579901231Keb - Chaotic GoodAutisma - Lawful GoodExcelUma - Neutral goodEx-Autisma - Neutral Evil/uma/club - Lawful Evilno opinion on others
>>579901894Sixty seven!
>>579898690Tamadanchou is a very nice guy!
>>579902058I wanna rape the smug loli
>>579901628Initial would be 21*3 + 12*2 so 85 initiallyAfter that I think it gives that much again each inspo but I'm not sure but there might be some rng involved and some might not proc?
>>579902161she's not smug, she's high
>>579901951Correct
>>579901964>sixty seven
>>579901964
The Tamachou glazing is getting very suspicious share the deets why is he so good??
>>579898690This is true
>>579901897my benis wanna join a umanko.
>>579901407She's enjoying the view
>>579902161Get in line buddy. We ALL want this.
>>579901231dacchis are neutral good
>>579902251You don't deserve to know
>>579901231>umaclub not in the bottom row
>>579902257evil horse I hate you
>>579902217She's not high, she's Big
>>579902298Is it bad that I want to feel Ulala giving me a handjob underneath my torena desk?
>10th fan run todayAI COPI*dies*
>>579902407She's high and big
>>579902257>click on picture with dick in hand thinking it's maruzensky>
Do S clubs require 10M daily quota?
>>579902428We all want it, but not all of us are man enough to admit it
>>579902552Orenjis... are autistic?
>>579901231>Keb>Evil This post made by the fuku schizo coven that controls mambo now
>>579901897They are usually silent
>>579902306The Law/Chaos scale should be about hitting quotasAnd the Good/Evil scale should be about thread behavior /Uma/Club cares about the quota and doesn't shitpost much in the thread so they belong in Lawful Neutral
>>579901231dacchis is neutral good>no discord>no real thread derailing drama>never ever mentioned in the thread until someone remembers
>>579902552Youtube?
>>579902738That list is specifically danchos. But let us make a club one too
>>579902585It's tough being a torena.
>>579902738/Uma/ club are literally the evil overlord Yakuza kingpins of the thread though. If your club gets uppity they come fuck your highest earner in front of everyone. They're not neutral...
>>579902738remake it then falco
>>579902904>>>/b/
>>579902821>Danchou cup terrorism
>>579902650KEB JUST WANTED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>579902552Am I supposed to know who these people are
>>579903003ToT
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
MTG bros help me proxy umas over my commanders. havent played in the past year and just now getting back into it. pick someone who fits the flavor of the card or name some other commander/uma proxies you think fit if you can think of any more
>>579903208but you're an evil club!!
this month's club drama was so fucking boring even umahjong dying didn't satisfy me
>>579902838>>579902992I'm too lazy to make one>>579902950But they don't do it cause they wanna kill another club, it's just business so I think neutral would be the best fit
>>579903208read the room danchou
>>579902738For law/chaos would it be more chaotic to demand hitting quotas, or let people do whatever?
>>579903239kenrith should be rudolph. pick a monarch commander for teio as payment
I miss him
>>579903239Idk, I just play Shadowverse casually and hope for more Uma collabs
>>579903503Ugly doggo
>>579903484WHO!?
My danchou is not evil
Where would CUMA Danchou fit?
>>579903701Tama is so nice...She'd give someone more in need her hard earned last bits of cash.
Rickey is so sweet and cute.Feng Shui has been around forever. Shiriaoki and fortune telling is some gypsy scam bullshit and fuku is an ugly donkey. 8 and I'm right4 and fuku fucking dies
>>579903451I think doing whatever would be neutralLawful would be everyone hits the quota and flatliners that don't are swiftly kickedChaotic would be everyone ignoring the quota and the danchou being too cucked to do anything (Mambo under Keb)You can also factor in other club rules like shoe request etiquette but that is not public knowledge like quotas and fan counts so it's a bit awkward to know about it
Fuck you nigger, I am evil
>>579902904Less tough and more hardBut it gets better with their help aka rape
>>579903718marchesa or aragorn would be monarch picks
>>579903239Just brainstorming some stuff hereXancha could be Tahbo since her unique makes it harder for her to winQueen Marchesa could be any of the regal umas like Rudolf or Orfe, though I'd pick Orfe because she's more likely to have subjectsPramikon as Suzuka and you only ever choose leftShadowfax is Calstone or BakushinKenright idk RudolfNoctis you could do the cripple npc or her robotEmet Selch is Machan for the remember me memeTerra you could do Etsuko for the saga theme maybe?Roxanne Opera O since the horse had shit thrown at him like you will be peltering your opponents with rocks
so bored
>>579903781>Stockholm Syndrome
>>579903843I don't think any trainee would see it as rape...
>>579903898What is this 15 year old girl doing?
>>579903849not what or WHO i asked about
>>579903849DEIO!
>>579903883funny picks for pramikon and roxanne
>>579903781>Feng Shui has been around forever.
i want hishi amazon to put her end closer to my face
>>579904124Umama will break me in half
>>579904124It's always the fucked noses.
>>579904021looking for boys to play with.
>>579904058idk who youre asking about then
>>579901231Haythere is natural good
>>579904231Fixed
>>579904268I'm a boy that wants to be played with...
>>579904175Same can be applied to Japanese folklore.
>>579904124Is that...A MUSCULAR UMAMUSUME!?!?!!?! HOLY SEX I FUCKING LOVE ABS ON MY UMA I FUCKING LOVE WHEN THEY HAVE MORE VISUAL MUSCLE THAN ME M-MOMMY BUFF KITASAN GIVE ME LOTS OF HEADPATS LIKE THE GOOD BOY I AM WOOF WOOF NEIGH CLOP CLOP
>>579904303I will destroy you>>579904350And fuck my cute wife
Don't use SiL for your ERP shit
>>579904450Rice wouldn't say this.
>>579904431>RyanfagKill yourself
why is mambo always considered the bad club
>>579903830What about club member etiquette sans. Bricked kicking Totopo etc etc
>>579904360hint?
>>579904231>>579895415
>>579904268You're not Rickey WTF
I love 15 year old girls.
>>579904745Uhhhhh we're not allowed to say this.
>>579904231I'd make her end closer an open surger
>>579904824Rapeable stat.
>>579904824Ugly uma
>>579904936but enough about Duramente
>>579904936ugly man
Daiwa Scarlet and Red Desire daughter of Manhattan Cafe
>>579904545Relevancy.
Stego cute.
>>579903239coming together, cant think of any for tivit or ivy so far tho
>>579903575He's evil...
>>579904987She wouldn't say this.
>>579904554I dunno how I'd rank that desu. Technically if a club had a no shitposting rule it would be lawful to kick him but the Danchou handled it pretty bad and got baited into kicking him by the thread. I'd either put it in chaotic or evil since it ended up derailing the thread.Stuff like that happens pretty rarely though, I don't think anything like that happened again or before
>>579905184Tivit - Air Groove
>>579903239>>579905184What the fuck is this nerd shit?
>>579905326explain
>>579904745fusuposter...
>>579905439It's gay nerd shit
>>579905082
>>579905448Looked up Tivit and hes an ugly council card? Air groove is on the school council
I shit posted, oguriposted, teioposted, dahbyposted, tried to start club drama and more. But danchou and my dacchis have no idea because in the club I just request shoes, without saying anything
>>579905439dont you talk about what is nerd shit in the anime horse girl general>>579905593its more for voting and eventually not letting anyones vote matter, so I was thinking about someone who was voted into a special race or something. but also sounds good
>>579905645Same. I like club chat and shit post and lie and nobody suspects me... Ehehehehehe...
>>579905730Wife.
>>579904745Danchou...
>>579905590
>>579904745I love whatever age girl this is
>>579905745Leak!! I leak club chats. Ehehehehehe~~~
>>579905645I'm also a massive shitposter but I don't do it in my club chat or the discord.
im danchou, and i masturbate at least 4 times a day
>>579905989Danchou's secret quota...
>>579905730Plain Woman...
Is this, dare I say, t__ ___?
>>579905917Brickedbro...
>>579906145the raped
>>579905989That was me a year ago but nowadays I masturbate 4 times but during a week, the sadpanda drought is insane and every time I masturbate my room gets so smelly it's annoying
>>579906214the loved (forcefully)
>>579905184Ivy or magar could be tachyon
>>579905184Ivy could be Biko because she's tiny and her support card art features her together with a sentai (representing the creature the copy is targeting)
>>579905184first one I made yesterday also>>579906578I like
>>579906419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKFgzIZ9wiUwtf why are Raisu and Ulala singing about SEXO
I'll never be truly happy but at least I have a cute uma saying おはようございます to me every day I open the game.
>>579906695Ulala is unaware
>>579902904>>579903095sexy
>>579906775Forehead too large
>>579906225Did gooning so much cause physical problems? Or was it fine
>>579906856I notice you didn't mention Rice.Rice is unaware too, right?r-right?
>>579906145>posting midrun
>>579906880That can't be.
>>579905964>and short as extrathis guy get sit
>178 ryansgo forth and be free...
>>579906695It's just umapyoi?
>>579907065Kill Ryanfags
Why is Mr CB always wet and covered in mud
>>579906961I do my carpal tunnel exercises so it was never an issue, the only time gooning has been bad is when my dick got skin burnts but that was due to gooning 10+ times on some weekends
>>579905184thinking about digital for some of them, seems appropriate for copying spells or stealing creatures
>>579907163the fuck
>>579906971
>>579907065ryan danchou you don't need to do this... the club will be fine...
dont even have the energy to ramble anymorejust need to disappear and things will get betterthey willthey willthey will they will they will they will they will theyvwill they will they will they will theybwill ek 4hey will they will 4ueybwoll 4jeuwiiol tjeui wll theybwoll tueuobwiikl theyvwill tueyiiwlwlllkkk
>>579907310not until we are safely in a+... only then will i rest
>>579907338Disappear with me
bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
The prettiest
>>579907179seems appropriate. consider donkey rob roy for terra sagas
>>579907268wife shower
diamanko
Light Hello can trigger at the same time your facility levels up
>>579907316>tranny cosplayer
>>579907018Jinxes are meant to be broken.
>>579907338They won't until you stop the HRT
sultana demon
>>579907653retard
>>579907661meant for >>579907338
>>579907752Confirm?
>>579907825>not both
>>579907163You know what teiobwo? Good for you and your joystick
>>579907316nice tits
>>579905006Are the two pregnant?
>>579907928I don't do it that much anymore don't say it like I'm a sicko
>>579908179>she sees your dick
What's the best song in the concert theater to take a picture of my umas fat tits bouncing?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>579907863my cute gyaru wife on the leftand my cute childhood wife on the right>>579908269way to be a downer
>>579908343Umas want big cocks rearranging their organs
Which Umas get first dibs for Multi-Uma Torenas?
Anyone want to guess which club will implode next month?
>>579908269It's too big for her to handle.
>>579908639yours
>>579908639/uma/chan that club gives me bad vibes after they imploded for no reason
>>579908559the winners
>>579908639Mambo
>another thread flooded with off-topic bullshitthis is why i'm preferring the other board uma thread more and more these days. slow but on-topic. you idiots only care about how much thread numbers you can create in a year and it's pathetic.
>>579908724>bad vibesbwo... just scroll up, they have a @VFnigger multi accounting with bots
>>579908813the other board is literally faster rn
>>579908639mambo for sure this time!!
>>579908639Hopefully mine and if it does while I'm awake I'm screenshotting the chats unlike the jong cucks
>>579908639UMADash. Danchou will finally quit but kick everyone first
>>579908639Uma&Co
>>579908813oh no anon is going to leave us
>>579908639All of them
>>579908674She's not Tamamo
>>579905527
>>579908964Micromanko...
>>579908925cum explosion... i'm not going to clean it up
>>579908890dancho, kick this dude first so he cant get the deets lmao
We're all waiting for the wit Oguri card before making pace aces right?
>>579909189>pacekeksCouldn't be me
When do these goobers appear in global
>>579909156
>>579905527I'm not him, by the way. I don't wanna ****** children, that's his gimmick.>>579909217I just ate, and now you're giving me bread posts?
What should I have for dinner bwos? And I have to go get gas, life is so hard...
>>579909273Me
>>579908813I'd normally want more on-topic gameplay stuff, but there's seriously nothing to discuss with this upcoming CM. If you have xog you win, and if you don't, you just hope you match up against 2 other people who also don't.Also, it's not like people who are asking gameplay questions are getting ignored. It's just that everyone already knows it's a xog CM.
>>579909273>zoomer speakHang localizers.
>>579909062Ulala got a FAT umanko?!
I don't think I'm enjoying the game anymore
>>579909382Alright let's argue, Pace Xog or End Xog?
gelding umas when
>>579909530Yeah, cause you killed it fat bitch faggotGURI
>>579907179first down the list, think it looks ok
>>579909189yeppers, straight descent is enough and that Ogurin card is too good to not borrow it
>>579909548The humble Front Xog
>>579909548Front Xog
>>579909567How is Gelding represented in the Umaverse?
>>579909548Late xog is soulful (relatively)
debufer xog with end grass and tacky
>>579909747We will never know because Japan doesn't geld their horses
>>579901743Here we are again
>>579909816I bet an end xog with 3 heals and full of debuffs could get a B group 1st
>>579908028In the pic Scarlet had already given birth to Daiwa Legend and another foal but I'm unaware if Red Desire had one coming when the pic was takenDaiwa Legend is also the Grandmother of Still I Rise
>>5799094311. (You)2. you can't even read Korean3. don't look at when Light O was born
>>579909747Infertile
>>579910135super creek...
sweepmanko.jpg
Finish bread then I bake
>>57991006211/11/11
Would you rather have 100K Horsepower or 1,500,000 CC?
>>579910135Fine Motion...
>>579910210I don't know what any of this means I just wanna kiss my trainee.
>>579910062>korean zoomerOf course
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!SAY IT WITH ME, YOU SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS!DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!
+1
+2
Who have you done your uma outings with so far
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPING THE BREADSPLOOOSH ADEED MELTED SALTED BUTTER
>>579909431nice falseflag bwo
>>579910769Oguri and Daiwa.
>>579905730being plain was Mambo's schtick wtf
Kawakami_breasts_popping_out_of_her_dress_while_running.gif
Next bread will be never
>>579910769All of them with Teio except for 1 with Pasa to unlock her cashier outfit
>>579910885>gorilla Gay
>>579909860so that's why people were saying it's over for Japan in next year's L'Arc
Teio_kissing_her_800lb_fanboi.jpg
Stego is very cute. I love her infirmary event where she realizes she seems to enjoy your presence a lot because she always expects you to be there with her.
>>579911001They actually considered Gelding Stay Gold because he was an unruly shit but didn't, and look how well that turned out.
Rudolf_getting_dumped_her_trainer_suicide_attempt.jpg
you can bake now
>>579911042>>579911042>>579911042
>>579911040>>>/jp/
>>579910885Can you post the gif?
