2 Perfect Girls Edition>NewsBug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276347Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club (NA)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>579418705
3 NIGASON CART
>>579864910What a CRINGE OP.
>>579864910nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5n9gqvrRQ
>>579864910Reminder that useful mods are most active just before midnight UTC, if you have anything to report
>>579864910THIS OP IS EPIC SISTER, POKEMON GALS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2. Hopefully no one reminds you that you forgot your Trans Furtress 2 steam groupn
>>579864910What a BASED OP.
>>579865514>GALS
>>579865651Those poke girls are so them, it's epic!
>>579864910What the actual fuck is this OP.
Iron bomber, loose cannon or stock?
>>579866354it's kino
>>579866467The Loose Cannon is kino.
>>579866467the loose cannon because I'm bad at hitting pipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>579866354cp_steel, don't you play the game?
>>579866467metafag: ibtrolling ubers/fun: lcgood: s
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
He's so perfect bros
>>579866467loch-n-dump-my-load-into-busty-minors
>>579869303i wish these were good
>>579866467>stock GLYou better use rollers to suppress Medic from corners and bounce it off from walls to bait Pyros. Once bounce off or rolling, it'll deal less damage than a direct but it's better than nothing.>LCGoofing as a hybrid-knight with Targe. Bullies Sniper porches and Scouts. It can do almost anything that stock GL offers but with slightly worse damage output.>IronFor try-harding with pill jumps at wide open maps. Can not really do much against cover without Sticky bombs due lacking blast radius. Time a pill jump at the open, steer mid-air and charge your sticky bomb, it's fun. Remember to keep holding crouch until you reach peak.>>579869303>HuolongDandere>BackburnerKuudere
>>579868118No i dont this pokemon shit
MvM update status?
>>5798717392 weeks shupobro
tf is a sniper porch
>>579872542A designated spot where Snipers usually camp and peek in a map?>>579869419They're good but individually. They don't benefit from each others' quirks at all.Backburner is simply good, it's a flank weapon and if you've been keeping track who are dead and newly respawned from enemy team, you'll always appear behind them. When enemy Scout(s) die, flank paths are free real estate for any Pyro knowing their way around.Compared to Tomislav and stock Minigun, HLH has more potential to deal more damage but it never get the opportunity. Occasionally you get some dumb Spy main w+m1 at you and get themselves lit on fire as you back jump rev or sit at stairs, that's all. Still it deals better damage than Tomislav because -10% damage penalty is less than -20% slower fire rate. Ask Zesty.
Why are all spy mains
>>579874883gaben
>>579875493stop the gayben
>>579877831take control
>>579864910this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=255953HOLY SHIT THE MVM UPDATE IS OUT
Oh you want to play with a meme loadout? Too bad! Your team is garbage and you have to play as a medic/heavy/soldier in order to not get spawncamped by the other team
>>579880920Stop posting this.
>>579869185Hat Child sweaty paizuri
My medic was Surgeon General of the Prussian Army during Sadowa
>>579874438post hours>>579878340stop the gaybengaybengaybengayben
>>579866467God what a plapcake
>>579871604>No i dontGlad we settled that, ESL
>>579866467>>579871739baby making sex with lucy and shupos>>579869185paizuri and mating press with hat kid
I'm kinda excited for both the mvm and scream fortress updates
>>579887124well the first isn't happening and the second is going to be more emporium and ICP slop
>>579887124>I'm excited for slopwhy?
>>579887124>the mvmWont work>scream fortress updatesWont work
>>579863267>casual killed sprayValve servers never had spray since day one. I can even post concrete proof that they didn't.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/437678-team-fortress-2/61951749
Did Zesty win yet?
>>579889567>200+ results in the archive
>>579889887And 0 wins for Zesty.
>>579889887So he won this mentally deranged faggot being obsessed with him then
>>579890494p much
>>579887124>>579889567baby making sex with beauty and zhao
>>579887708>day one>2012lmao
>>579890494Pretty sure the zhao/shupo/fempyro/poki/yordle fag really just wants zesty's attention and shitposts here 247
>>579887280scream fortress is fun and we haven't had anything new for mvm since 2013
all of those posters are different people
>>579892251HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHno
>everyone who posts something I don't like is the same personmentally deranged faggot moment
>>579892251Wow he has a lot of fan girls here
>>579892429yeah the zesty fangirl aka (you)>>579892496If only
>>579892429he constantly samefags so that's the only thing his brain understands
>>579892778makes sense, it's all projection
>>579887708>I can even post concrete proof that they didn't.>random gamefaqs thread hearsay is concrete proofHoly newfag moment. Sprays were enabled in Valve servers until a year before MYM dropped, when they were disabled because of a RCE exploit. Valve fixed the exploit but never turned them back on. You can literally just check the wiki instead of making an idiot out of yourself.
>>579892429>>579892778>>579892867but enough about you, let's not get ahead of ourselves; especially after your favorite pass time is posting your goon material and talking about tf2 ecelebs
>pass time instead of pastimementally deranged ESL faggot moment
>>579893087again, i'm not the one posting about Zesty jesus and other TF2 Celebs. You have to love yourself a little man, even if you're a mentally deranged faggot.
>>579893087I think you're the mentally deranged faggot anon, stop being mad others are tired of your zesty obsession.
>>579893332noooo let him keep going, it's only 200+ times he's done it in the past year; it's very normal and healthy for him to get this upset when people called her deranged.
>>579892778he's really samefagging hard now
>>579893512So true sister, keep going and freak out more
TF2?
>>579893838watch out he's gonna call you a samefag for wanting to talk about the game instead of melting down like himalso baby making sex with femscout
>back to her regularly scheduled programmingThis nigga hands out this tf2 achievement you just know it
>>579893087>first 2 replies to this posthe's such an obvious samefag lmao
>>579894117Trvke>>579894213Are you going to continue your meltdown and projection all evening?
>>579894213nooo man it's like totally 3 different people responding 60 seconds apart and all agreeing with each other lmao
>>579894117this implies it plays tf2 lol
>if i just say it enough times they'll believe me
>>579893838guess not
>>579893838sweaty bedbreaking sex over an entire weekend with femscout
>>579894480Are you just going to continue to speak in third person, any time someone tells you ease off the pedal with the TF2 Eceleb gawk gawk gawk turbo style; Seems like you're consistently projecting and doing what you accuse others.
>>579894541unfortunately this is turkroach meltdown hours
>>579894791is the turk roach making these posts? >>579889567
>>579894635See the funny thing is that what I said could apply to the other side, if we're supposed to believe that your adversary is a samefag. Yet you felt the need to get defensive. Curious, indeed.
>>579894908Dude... YOU got defensive and went into full blown meltdown mode because you got called a deranged faggot loser for posting about Zesty over 200 times in this past year. Nigga, YOU need to get something new to talk or think about, or get a lobotomy idk man, this shit is not looking good for you. Especially if the only Team Fortress 2 discussion you can muster is vidya game girls and tf2 celebs you want to give sloppy to.
it really is too easy
I just uninstalled this game
>>579895156What's easy? Your Life is hard mode.
>>579894908like I said he only knows how to project we called out his projection and samefagging and now all he's doing is going "no u" lol
>>579895243Refer to >>579889887>>579890494>you proceed to meltdownget help man- a concerned tf2g goer
- a roachFTFY
>>579894885not that one nothe one seething about hot women and who keeps calling everyone trannies for no reason is tho
>>579895621I think at some point, grown people just don't feel the same way you do about drawings man; gl tho!
>>579895243>>579895619>>579895621
>>579895778>Expecting Someone who is addicted to nsfw drawings and loves TF2 Celebrities to wise up
mods can you clean this shit up thanksif you could actually ban the guy who does 99% of the trolling for once that'd be a nice bonus
>>579896582mod machine broke
>>579896582Do you want to get back to talking about zesty jesus instead of talking about how many times you helped people unlock the BarbeQueQ achievement in-game and outta game?
>>579893838woaw, a image of rule 63 scout that's actually hot
>>579897109you say that as if it's uncommon
>>579897109There's a lot, actually
>>579896965you wanna stop having a melty lol
>>579897609meant for her >>579889567
>>579896582the only thing that gets you banned anymore are posting nsfw (gotta keep the advertisers happy) or pissing off a janny/a janny's discord kitten enough that they make the effort to get a mod to ban you
>>579897656this is what i mean bro, you gotta calm down and touch some grass instead of falseflagging and linking posts to other posts while all out of breath and sweaty
>>579897872is that so? Hopefully the zesty fangirl who had a meltdown takes your advice!
>>579897751or even just complaining about the mods being totally ineffective can do it>>579897872trvke
>>579897974you can keep playing dumb kiddo but it's kinda pathetic
>>579898041I didn't post the bunny girl or talk bout tf2 celebs.
This general is like BBC vs BWC
>>579898194it's no use bro he's insane and thinks everyone's the same personbetter to ignore and do the needful
how has this shit been going on for 2 years and not been settled by an MGE yet
>>579898468turkschizo doesn't play the game
>>579898404Why though, I want to talk about TF2; I want him to know he's a deranged homo who talks only about TF2 Ecelebs; If he could put that obession into crafting better discussions I think he'd be a goated tf2ge.
>>579898628because>>579898607he is someone who only exists to derail the thread because for some reason he wants tf2g (and tf2) to die
>>579897751>pissing off a janny/a janny's discord kitten enough that they make the effort to get a mod to ban youCan confirm; a bunch of mine were for literal nothingburgers>I said a post was bait - got banned for trolling>someone was talking about euros unprompted and I said euros were foolish - original post wasn't deleted and I got banned for off-topic>someone was talking about eggs, and I made a comment about eggs - banned for off-topic, original post left up>some guy was accusing me of being a samefag because I commented on a strawpoll(?), he started posting walls of text about pride month unprompted, and I called him a poltard - instant 3-day, original post left up>I made a bad 67 joke in the middle of some guy's shitpost spree - same as above>called a guy a shill on /tv/ because he would literally advertise a tv show and its streaming service every day at the same time - same as above>got a warning for telling that same guy nobody was going to purchase it>etc.You basically have to get lucky and pray that you get one willing to do their job right
>>579898607Why would he be here then?
>>579899512attention, next question
>>579899512>he is someone who only exists to derail the thread because for some reason he wants tf2g (and tf2) to die
>>579899573Why would he want them to die?
>>579899512>>579899685You can stop asking stupid questions any time bongfag
>>579899512same reason the zhao/fempyro schizo is. they like the game.
>>579899749Shup up.
>>579899749Bit mean. Shup up. What should the next OP be?
>>579899939>>579899892lmao he's so predictable
ok now seriously, I thought the MvM update was coming soonWhat happened?
>>579901115mvm machine broke
>>579901115>>579901603I told you, it'll release as soon as I finish nutting in zhao (never)
>>579889567>>579901115>>579901603I want to make bnnuy babies with Zhao.
>>579901791You are so not funny.
>>579901115it's the heavy update all over again>we never confirmed we'd do one lmao
>>579901791bnnuy bnnuy cute and fnnuy
>>579889567
i miss the old sandmani miss the old axtinguisher
>>579903581
>>579903581I miss quickplay and sprays on valve servers
>>579903709i miss my mom
>>579903581tell me about ityou used to be able to get your entire team to do a class rush, or at the very least rope a couple of guys into using the same loadout and then team up as a trio of heaies or sydney sleeper brosnow you can't do that at all because it's not meta and everyone's been trying to get into a decent match for the past hour, and they don't want to waste it doing a meme strategy, and you can't even get anyone to do the latter without it being a premeditated thing you do in a party vs something spontaneous you do with randoms
>>579892886>when they were disabled because of a RCE exploit. Valve fixed the exploit but never turned them back onproof?
>>579904338>entire team to do a class rushone pleasure i have in this game is seeing retards on the enemy team do this, lose the first round and slowly start trickling back in to playing the game in a way like they weren't dropped on their heads as babies
>>579903581I don't miss the old sandman, all they need to do is fix the bug and make the slow a flat % and not based on the class where it doesn't even affect the heavy
>>57990464015 min rounds were such a mistake
Post bad weapons
>>579905119
>>579905680
>>579903857>quıckplay>spraydYou weren't here
>>579905907Whaaaatttt the shupo pedophile is a larper?! WHHHHAAAAAATTTT
>>579905680Looks like a boy.
>>579905757Stop samefagging
>>579906094Why must xhe keep doing it?
>>579905680holy plapperoni
>>579904539I posted the proof faggot. It's there in the patch notes. All Valve servers were sv_pure 0 until MYM. sv_pure 0 did not block sprays. In fact it allowed almost all mods.Additional proof is I actually played the game back then. Someone who played back then would not be trying to argue this shit at all. Sprays were enabled on Valve servers in 2012 despite your gamefucks rando saying they were disabled.
>>579905907>quıckplay>ı>spraydGood job exposing yourself as the roach by manually retyping it with your ESL keyboard
>>579905907i was thosorry you missed the boat shartydrone>>579887708wrong
>>579905907Why even try to point out the schizo freak is a larper who doesn't play TF2 and just wants to fit in?
>>579905907>>579905948>turkroach is a post MYM newfagimagine my shock
>>579906435He needs to samefag his post instantly as well lmao
>>579906435MYM? What does that mean?
>>579906497it's absolutely amazing how every single post he makes is projection he's a newfag larper who seriously thinks sprays were disabled
>>579906605He doesn't even play the game so...What did you expect?
>this homo will see someone who has been playing Team Fortress (yes,the quake mod) longer than he's been alive and he'll screech after being continuously BTFO'd by anons hereI think you should stick to diddling urself over kids and asking when the mvm update is coming out big girl, stop larping like you've played TF2 during the golden years; you were probably eating dirt
>>579906691How would you know?
>>579905948>>579906094>>579906180>>579906357>>579906391>>579906435>>579906497>>579906605>>579906691what the fuck is this mental illness, shut up already
>>579905907>shupofag slips up again This is the upteenth time just stop giving that vermin any yous
>>5799067052/10 bait(You)
>>579906795No because I am not a coomer.
>>579906950Nothing but the truth, stick to larping era you joined and stop pretending like you experienced anything close to the actual golden era of the game. Who ACTUAL old faggots know is pre-mannconomy update, hell even pre hats.
>>579906205You can see your own spray regardless off the server setting. The question is, could you see other people's sprays at the time?
lmao
>>579906780Not as mentally ill as the images people post here.
every single thread on /vg/ i frequent is filled with shartykids now and i don't see their posts getting deleted anymore this board has become a dumpsterfire
>>579906205sv_pure was enabled on Valve servers back in 2014 because of that one mod on gamebanana.
>>579907567If they're not breaking any rules they shouldn't get deleted.
>>579907679being an annoying faggot flooding threads with interpersonal drama and low iq antagonism warrants a permaban on the entire ip range
>>579907567Modern 4chan moderation only cares about engagement, of which shartyniggers bring in quantity with their low effort spam.Most if not all started using the site after the election.
>>579907926It's not spam.
>>579907567>>579907926So, is this going to be what you do every time someone shits on your TF2 takes?
see?
>>579908131https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-HRhYrucdU
>>579908131Dawg, if you're going to crumble at any push back of the dumb shit you say about Team Fortress 2... Perhaps 4chan is not the place for you.
>>579907312You can't tell that there are 2 sprays there? The broken jpeg spray wasn't part of the Groose spray.Here's another. I have tons. I exclusively played on Valve servers, also.>>579907652Still disproves the turkroach's larp that they were "disabled day 1"
>Retards fall for obvious bait againGold star, guys
>>579909702Turkroach is a post MYM newfag, it genuinely isn't bait he actually believes what he said
>>579909702ah yes, you complaining after being btfo'd; masterful bait, being a bitch to be ridiculed!
>>579907786ur replying to one
>>579909702>retard spends hours being retarded and spamming the thread even after multiple people proved him wrongif only mods would do their jobs
>>579910043They'd rangeban you for not talking about TF2.
Steel really is a litmus test for your team's intelligence
>>579909793everybody already knows he's a newfag, you don't need to feed him replies every single time he starts baiting
>>579905680>>579906795 baby making sex
>>579910442Haarp, Hadal and Sulfur too. Most people don't seem to realize you can cap the last point on the latter two. People struggle when maps don't have a linear design.
fempyro needs 175 pounds of chub to match normal pyro's 175 healthfix it
>mad milk just reached Hale's own this week.Does tf2g still get new strange tiers or is everyone here with 100k+ on all of their weapons already?
>>579912882I cashed out, the quality of experience is bad and it's only going to get worse, and the stranges didn't give me dopamine anymore
Bazaar Bargain or Stock?
>>579912882I never cared for stranges, to be quite honest
>>579913417bazaar is worse stock but more kinostock is better though
>>579913554which weapons do you use then?
>>579913925stock, or vintage if I still have any
>>579913925regular ones?like what else am I gonna use?collector's?
>>579913925uniques, mostly
>>579913417>collector'sbiggest waste of money imaginable on this game
mercs that would use a roach torturing chamber?
>>579914919engineer
>>579914919most mentally unwell class, pyro or medic probably
ugh... they have halo and half life weapons on kogasa now and they're planning to add even more. is nothing sacred to those heathens? terrible terrible server, never join it
>>579915282they should have added sex with konata instead
>>579916035many are saying this
>>579916130Many doesn't equal 1 person, stop replying to yourself.
>>579913417Hitman's Heatmaker
>>579913646How so?
sniperGAWD
>>579918302>94% headshot kill ratioimagine a world where VAC worked.
>>579918302>tf_use_match_hud 1fucking why? it looks so hideous
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>579918852Letting cheaters ride for as long as possible is always the strat. If you care enough about how others see you to cheat, you definitely care enough to buy cosmetics to make your widdle in-game avatar super kawaii >w<
>94% hs ratio>40% hs kill ratioyeah I use amby how did you know
>>579918969just grabbed the first config I saw off that config website
>>579917626
>>579919845Samefag
>>579889567cmon dude u can't post that zhao without the sauce
>>579912882>>579913554>>579913925>>579914006baby making sex with mami, poppy, and vex>>579913417egg making sex with blaziken>>579917626paizuri with malina
>>579912756
>>579923991OUGH
daamn sure was crazy how "both" shitposters were on at the exact same time and stopped at the exact same time even though "they're" in different time zones
>>579924536Not true, the britbong was on later than the roach.>579916846>579920130
>>579924536>sister sharty spam suddenly completely stopshmmmmmmmmm
>>579924604>less than an hour of differencecolloquially the same time>>579924879really makes you think...
>>579864910can anyone help me? i'm trying to send wrapped gifts to people on servers but it keeps giving me the same server error message. it also shows me the first item in my inventory as the thing i'm trying to give instead of the actual gifthow do i fix this?i am currently verifying the game's files
This nigga really still having a meltdown 5 hours after he stopped... Did the dopamine from avatar posting settle down?
>>579925031It isn't though. The roach's last reply was here>579909867The britbong was on until almost 2.5 hours later. He always stays up "later" than the roach because he's in a different time zone. It really is not some grand conspiracy. It's just 2 separate retards.>>579925565Gifts have to be sent over steam now and not via the in-game trading menu if that's what you mean
>>579925867how do i do that? do i have to do a steam trade or something?
>>579902357>>579920380uncouthlichcheck on pawchive
>>579925867Do you think you could ever feel inner peace, or it's something you could never aspire to achieve? Are you any good at team fortress 2, do you bottom frag more often than not?I think both questions could be answered one word; try.
>>579926046You need to initiate a trade from the steam trading menu, yeah. Which means you either need to add the person to your friends list or get their trade offer link
>could be answered one wordESL roach moment
>>579926124that is really annoyingi just want to gift strangers who are new players cosmetics
>>579926302Yeah it is, Valve unfortunately killed in-game trading many years ago in favor of the new steam trading so they could try and prevent retards from getting scammed all the time (to no avail)
>>579926212So no, you're permanently stuck in a self tormenting loop and are dogshit at tf2. Unlucky bro go next.
>>579925867Yet he's still replying
>>579926627I'm like 80% sure the roach has some kind of bot set up to alert him when people are talking about him.He always shows back up if you start talking about him, he seemingly got out of bed for this.
Does this guy not have anything better to do on a Friday but speculate over turkeys and cockroaches
>>579926987you clearly don't either if you're here
>>579927616God bless your soul
~
MvM update next weekI can feel it
>>579929886holy.
>>579929886never pulling out sex with hilda
>>579926802Yeah he must have a magic bot, instead of the much more likely alternative >.>
>>579930360It's not that hard to set up a web page monitor. Viva has one set up for mentions of his name. *waits*
>>579930661he's probably asleepthose bags ain't gonna bag themselves
>>579930360monitoring a webpage isn't "magic"are you like 85 or something
why you love yumbah yahd?
>>579931145getting a bot to notify you when people are talking about you when they aren't using any keywords would be literal magic
>>579931264becuz especially when you put down that lumbah!!
>>579931470>when they aren't using any keywordsNote that he showed up immediately after "roach" was mentioned. Bro, it's not hard
>>579931470>when they aren't using any keywordsso you are retarded, thenyeah, it's not like people refer to him with the same two words every time, or anything like thatwords that get minimal usage outside of referring to himthat's crazy, he must be magic
>>579931540
>>579931587>>579931632or it's the alternative, because it's been established he's retarded...
>>579932042>person stops posting for literally 3.5 hours straight>their name is mentioned>suddenly they pop in out of nowhere>no it must be some other explanation, he can't have a web monitor set up, that's impossibleYou're starting to be the retarded one here
>>579932312>what is lurkingno it must be the magic bot set up by a literal retard whose gaze pierces all context you're right
>>579932458>magic bot>using one of the thousands of web monitor extensions is "magic"Holy shit you are retarded, thanks for confirming it.
>>579932514keep doing mental gymnastics with your cope rope
>>579926802>some kind of bot set up to alert him>he seemingly got out of bed for thisAre you suggesting he created a tool that fucks up his own sleep schedule?
>>579933171You're the one doing mental gymnastics suggesting he's some kind of 5d mastermind maintaining 2 personas across 2 time zones instead of something way more likely.>>579933290>created a toolNo, again, this shit already exists and takes 1 click to download.> fucks up his own sleep scheduleIt's already fucked up, he's a NEET. You can see it when he usually pops in in the middle of the night to do more shitposting before fucking off for another few hours.
steam friends...
>talking about thread personalities for hours
>>579934224what no content does to a general
>>579934224>not stomping noobs
Take me to your server to play Team Fortress 2 todayYou can take me to 2Fort, but not Dustbowl, no wayI really love to rocket jump with youWe can be pro Team Fortress gamers
>>579934691sovl
>>579934437You want content? Zombie Infection just got an update.Updated art!Updated animations!Updated maps!Updated spawning system!Updated updates!This general will be saved!
>>579934691He said"Hey engie, you got some teleporters and a sentry?I need healing and the enemy is closing in"Hey heavy, sorry, I got no metal to build my buildingsI checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
pl_plaprush
>>579937295i feel like my rounds always end too soon...
>>579937295pl_babymakingblitz
>>579937859Welcome back Oliviafren, happy laybuh day
>>579937859olivia-in-labor day
>>579938114Don't be so hard on yourself sis! Thank you for posting art of the literal child from the comics! I bet your group of girlies also enjoyed it! (Also don't worry, I already linked it here >>579865514)
>olivianigger posts deletedThread is healing...
Oh no! what happened sis? Did the mods decide to do their job and ban off-topic? what a shame!, huh what's that? you might be banned?
>>579938114>>579937859Good riddance
>character from tf2>off-topic>in the tf2 threadi am appalled that someone would file false reports on this respectable website
Turkbros, we're cant be winning this much>inb4 olivianigger dicksucking crybabies whine
>>579938847It's worse that the mods enable him.If ever there was a time for handing out a warning for false reports, it's at him.
>>579939029That wont happen as long as loliniggers, pokefags and yordletroons are allowed to keep posting their trash.
>>579864910what went wrong?
Don't worry sis, i already sent you regards with the rest of your sisters>>579938798
>>579938998Kara boÄŸa owns this general
holy shit he is samefag spamming HARD
>>579939256yeah, like always
>>579939280it's not usually this bad
>>579939029it's obvious that he either is a janny himself or is sucking janny gocknormal mod action is literally never that fast on /vg/
>>579939256Cope and seethe
>>579939382probably the latter, or we'd see every other post he doesn't like disappearhe's clearly sucking the dick of a mod for olivia posts specifically
posting olivia mann, a tf2 character for solidarity>>579939382yeah something is fishy, I should go on the 4chan irc and let them know a janny has gone rogue, their actions indefensible at this point (any normal /vg/ moderator would rather just ignore thread related drama than fuel it)
>>579939612>I'll complain a janny deleted porn on a blue board in the irc, surely that will work
>>579938114>>579937859Hey faggot, when are you gonna take the hint that we dont want you here? its already bad enough with all the other niggers here posting the cartoons the masturbate to, we dont need some shitty artists emboldening these social rejects retards. Take a hike, and never come back. we tolerated your presence but nobody in this thread likes you here nor anywhere on /vg/.
>>579939612Olivia is one of my favorite characters from the TF2 comics, along with Miss Pauling
>pornlmao you do know that archive sites exist and everyone can see that it wasn't porn, right?no, of course you don't, because you're a retarded shitskin
>>579939612>waaah mommy mommy the janny was rude to mehahaha crying bitchbaby
>579939702Neither of those posts were porn, the moderator certainly gave him a 3 day because you're using "avatarfagging" as the report reason. Go fuck yourself lying nigger and your mass reporting friends.
>>579939718you're not close to half as bad as hmofafag, you need to step up your game if you want people to care about you on /draw/
>>579939826>friendslole
>>579939702>a fully clothed drawing of a TF2 character with a sentry is pornAlright dude
i love you, oliviadrawfag
>>579939969Same
>>579939881don't insult his culture like that, he can get lifetime in prison if he's caught staring at anime eyelashes!
>>579939969Thirded>>579940070lmao
who would ban such a critter
>>579939612mhmmm its kinda weird, i think you scared him with bringing up the irc
>>579940093Saxton Hale must be trying to get his company back
>>579940129yeah he's gone quiet
>>579939969*we love youwe aren't letting him go quietly into the night
>>579940087delivering my payload inside olivia
>>579940472He should draw her riding the bomb cart next
ik it's a comic and not to be taken seriously but why did miss pauling send the three least reliable mercs to find heavy?soldier couldn't even get coats for himself, scout, and pyro
>>579941416IIRC they were the only 3 she was able to easily track down.
>>579941528she also had access to spy and demo at the time>>579941416she wanted threesomes
>>579940329>>579939969>>579940005>>579940087>>579940093im in DMs with art friend, he told me to tell ya guys
>>579941718Realistically if Soldier, Scout, and Pyro died trying to find Heavy they would've been the most expendable.Spy is the most competent and Demo is competent when sober
post dem killcams
>>579941802>vacation That's so retarded, he should IRC now they would instantly unban him since it was wrongful
>>579941802>He seriously got bannedThe troll literally went to the drawthread to gloat about how he got drawfren banned >>579938798 If that doesn't show that the piece of shit is doing this on purpose than nothing will, completely fucking worthless retard moderator
>>579941913This. Although I wouldn't put any faith in an IRC appeal working out if they are this incompetent, he is 100% in the right and should try it anyway
>>579942139>TF2 playing PATRIQTS are in control and kicking out the lolishit touristsThis "schizo" is based
>>579940320>>579940129>>579939612>I will let gookmoot know that one of his jannies is doing his job!!1>guys I think I scared himHoly loser moment
>>579942525third personing is inherently cringe
>>579942525>>579942585lol brown
>>579941802Lol this drawfag>"guiss you really scared him away by mentioning irc!! Thank you xoxox let me suck u off"
is the Cleaver any good?
>>579942857yeah
>>579942857Cleaver bleed and wrap assasin stack
>579942525You haven't posted any evidence that you actively play TF2, meanwhile here's a killcam from yesterday. Tell me who's the "TF2 playing PATRIQT" now
>>579942379One time not too long ago the roach got me banned for "avatar use" for posting 1 (one) Hex Maniac alongside 3 other people, the mods in the IRC instantly unbanned me when I pointed it out. I think they unbanned everyone else too. He shouldn't just take it, unless he's trying to Gandhi himself. The roach has exactly one rogue mod on his side, everyone else knows it's bullshit.
>>579942943Meant for>>579942525
>>579942945the fact that this nigger hasn't been perma'd yet is really indicative of the state of this website
I see ZI maps on the workshop, I vote for ZI maps on the workshop. I very much like ZI and would like to see more maps this year.
>>579941802Keep us updated!
>>579943072Maybe if all of tf2g keeps doing the needful it'll happen. It's all the turkroach is doing anyway, sitting there waiting for the cooldown, filling out the captcha, doing this another 2-3 times on his phone, wasting literal hours of his life for the chance the dopamine hits when 2 posts are deleted.
I consulted with a moderatorThe drawfren getting banned, it was the troll deleting his own posts quickly to pretend a moderator removed them, and nobody found it suspicious how fast they were removed, except for >>579939382The screencaps of him talking about how he got banned, they were also fake screencaps that the troll posted as wellThe troll is willing to play both sides
>>579944813You know, I considered that possibility but then I looked in the drawthread and those drawings hadn't been posted before. So I gave it the benefit of the doubt. That must been the turkroach cropped them out of the drawpile manually to pretend to be him. What an obsessed nigger.
>>579944813this can't be realrightno one is that pathetic...
>>579945085>no one is that pathetic...who else but turkroach
>>579945085You can take this victory, just know that your little stunt has forced the moderators to look at what you do. They can nuke your ass if they so please.
>>579945085>>579945498Oh my bad, reading it again I thought the post meant I was pathetic for being fooled. But I know the schizo is reading this so my words still apply to him in particular
>>579945498>They can nuke your ass if they so please.i'd say it's crystal clear at this point that they do not so please >>579945582it's ok bb *smooch*
Does any other shooter have TF2 levels of customization?
>>579945695>He is so desperately trying to get a win that he has to basically have us play pretend with him for hours.It is honestly one of the most pathetic things I've seen on 4chan that he was taunting and celebrating deleting his own posts, and I've been here a long ass time.
>>579945836no, they just have fat chicks
>>579944813
>>579909586>shit out a fake filename claiming that it's from 2011Huntsman charge meter below ammo counter used to be misaligned until Vakve fixed it in 2014.Fucking larping piece of shit
>>579946148grim future for video games...
>>579946148bright future for video games...
>>579948182NTA but I easily found multiple pre-2014 videos showing Huntsman gameplay without this misalignmenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qBcVrwWvVIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaba6OHjpFQSeems like it wasn't a universal issue and is no smoking gun
>>579948182different anon but old screens of gamebanana mods from 2009-2011 show that everything was fine with the charge meter back thenhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/202211 (pic related)https://gamebanana.com/mods/202199https://gamebanana.com/mods/202251https://gamebanana.com/mods/202197https://gamebanana.com/mods/202252https://gamebanana.com/mods/202227
>>579929886>>579939612I need to plap
>>579950881And I can't goon
>>579943206omg chimera yureiI wish i could kissu a hex corpse
>>579926069that specific isn't there nor on his twitter
>>579950881as do i
>>579952835olivia...
holy kekairstrike is so stupidtf2 players truly do never look up
>Banned from a server because I called someone a faggotI'm so tired of the new internet. I'm tired of trannies infesting every space they can
>>579934224Truly the most feminine girls around do this! They keep this thread alive the tf2g girlies.
>>579952835>deletedKek
>>579958383can you stop celebrating like this, yesterday the schizo would not stop having a meltdown; today is a new day, let's see if they can just accept posting porn of the little kid from the Team Fortress 2 comic is breaking the rules.
>>579907652>2014that can't be right as I have screenshots from 2015 with two sprays on it and it wasn't from a community server
Wtf is up with low hp people calling for medic but still holding W?>Call for medic = they know they're low hp>Logically you would stop pushing/hold position until you're healed upI attach my medigun beam to guys with 40 hp and they hold W and run into the chokepoint and die instantly. It's not even f2ps I see people with unusuals and high casual rank badges do this shit all the time
>>579963829playerbase got got conditioned into every medic running crossbow so surely they get healed to full in a single trick
rate(im a lolicon if that matters)
>>579964392>OW map>OW map>Pierre>good map>OW/CS map
>>579964392>Pier, Odyssey, Thundermountainbasedadd Cashworks and Borneo and it's perfect
>>579933469>samefagging without a set sleep schedule is "mastermind" behavior>creating a bot that sends him alerts whenever someone uses a keyword when he can't even stop himself from using the wrong "i" somehow isn't "mastermind" behavioreither way, you're wrong and I'm right
the huo long heater should have been a fireworks launcher instead of a shitty minigun with a fire ring
>>579939759Big fan of Tophlivia
>>579965017I like Sniper too.
>>579965552that's nice bro, but you don't have half the power that the other schizoid lolicons here have.
>>579941802we don't deserve such a based drawfren
>>579939759Trap mob 'livia is the hottest one here
Every server has at least one cheater. Why not make it fair and take the cheatpill? There is no punishment for cheating.
>>579965860I'm not a trans (pedophile). I don't need to cheat in a video game to feel some semblance of power, when I can just frag like a god through sheer skill and dedication to hone myself.
>>579944813how pathetic
>>579945836Halo 3 and Halo: Reach, probably the Halos that came out since, but they're not as good and anything that came out after Reach has a dogshit ugly artstyle
>>579966263>Halo 3/Reach having the level of customization that TF2 has>incorrect larpinion
>>579952835oliviaplow...
>>579964991It should've had incendiary bullets as a temporary bonus after charging a meter with damage, like the Phlog. Setting the enemy team on fire for 3 seconds with hitscan wouldn't have been incredibly good, but it would've been unique and balanced out the fact it takes x2 ammo to shoot.
>>579966428TF2 has three cosmetic slotsHalo 3 had Helmet, Chest, Right Shoulder, and Left ShoulderHalo: Reach had all of the above, plus Wrists, Knees, and Left Leg, in addition to Helmet and Chest variationsThey quite literally had the same level or greater level of customization. If you meant, "do they have a greater number of cosmetics" you probably should have said that instead
>>579944813How have they not banned him for that yet? That's textbook trolling
>>579968278nigga, the two are not comparable in any capacity. One lets you straight up dress like a furfag, with custom decals. The other is heavily futuristic stylized military shooter.If you want to argue Infinite (actual dead game btw) has "customization" similar to that of TF2; not even that one has the level of customization TF2 has. That being said, if you continue to larp, we're booting up MCC and i'm raping you on it
>>579968717Can you quote where I said shitfinite had customization similar to TF2 please?
>>579964991They should've at least increased the ring's size so that it's not useless.
>>579944813Sure thing turk. No1 believes that.
>>579969240Stupid nigger, the question was "Does any other shooter have TF2 levels of customization?". You proceeded to larp larp sahur your way into a corner, and now you want to backpedal into "well actually, i'm a retard, I never said tf2 = halo customization". Now is where we boot up MCC, I'll gladly make a lobby of any Halo game of your choice, I'll rape you in that. But no, you're a faggot You're everything that is wrong with vg, you interject with 0 knowledge, and pretend to know games. So please kill yourself, do yourself a favor and take yourself out of your own misery.
>>579944813If this is true then I fucking kneel to the "turk". This is some etf2l tier grade trolling, a level of trolling I could only wish to someday reach.
>>579969853Anon, you concern me. What you do is unhealthy, and adds nothing to tf2g discourse.
>>579968485Trolling is only against the rules if they feel like it I guess
>>579970194Oh I dont do it here. But I can admire high level trolling when I see it. Better than what he usually does.
>>579970874tf2?
>>579964991It should incinerate the ammo that pass through the fire ring for igniting target on hit. If you can not see shit below your feet, at least you may be encouraged to position higher.Also fire ring is hardly useful when jump revving, can't we just crouch spam to bring it a little upward while it's revved?Not a bad weapon but fire ring hardly helps unless you suicide dive onto the enemy payload.
they should've given heavy 5 throwing spears as a primary, which would do 125 dmg without damage falloff, that'd travel at 3000 hu/s
they should've given heavy a pocket konata onahole
>>579975132very true sister, how's the job hunting going?
I keep having this fucking inexplicable yearning to play some TF2 custom mods/maps but I can't specify what they are, I think I'm just nostalgic for like a 2 week period in 2011 when I started playing this game and hopped sourcemod servers
>>579965593look up the definition of "schizoid", please
>>579979654>nostalgichttps://youtu.be/ojlbve82DzQ&t=40
>>579979849fucking god just shut the fuck up you nigger and kill yourself
>>579979849did you seriously see the word "nostalgic" and think of trannies
>>579980058I know it's fucking unrealthe only explanation I can think of is that he's like 15 and his first encounter of the word was on tiktok when he was 10what the sharty did to young people on the internet deserves nuremberg trials
>>579979654I feel this way about surf maps desu, I think i'm getting old as fuck since I'll do the surf maps once in a blue moon and just feel nada. I personally think I just yearn for a more innocent time anon.
>>579979929>>579980058it's offtopic, why even bother replying
>>579980276desu nostalgia bait is like a heavily larp'd thing, and troons are in general massive larpers. I think he was just being a silly billy :); no need to go off the deep end over a silly billy anon.
>>579980058sharty kids are obsessed with themit's sad
>>579979929Everyone is saying this
>>579944813Is this real? Or is this just the schizo trolling us? Anybody got connections to the drawfren?
>>579952397?
>shartyniggers on their way to bring up trannies for the millionth time completely unprompted while also trying to convince you that they're not obsessed with tranniesI wonder what drives an individual to have ugly men in dresses living rent free in their head 24/7
>>579981716>trusting a schizoid saying "i talked to the admin" in the big year 2026let me guess, you fell for the "my dad works at valve" trick ages ago?
>>579982707Very true sister, but what does this meltdown have with to do with Team Fortress 2.
>>579982707I'm obsessed with trannies because I am one
>>579982556nvm I think I was checking kemono on accidentgot my fill of fat bnnuy ass, thanks
>>579982707>>579983497Alright, but can you talk about Team Fortress 2 now; or are you going to let a video some guy who posted a video cause you to have a meltdown derailing the thread all day.Here let me help you:>What is one thing you want the most out of the MvM update?Personally, I want them to retroactively add robot parts to Mecha Engine and Gear Grinder.
>>579983787why did you reply to me? i posted the video why would i be having a meltdown over it
>>579983958that's nice lil bro, look at the mess you made
>>579984038*lil sisand i didnt make a m
>>579982707being underaged, terminally online and unemployed does that to youtheir parents sadly don't care much for what they do on the internet
>>579984093mess, ppl just got mad over nothingset it to auto b4 i finished typing lol
>>579979849>This dogshit video causes an hour+ long meltdown>There is no tf2 discussion now for the foreseeable moment Truly this general is inhabited by freaks man
>>579982707tf2 arrested development tf2
>>579981716Just trust me that it's real, I had enough and went to the IRC complaining aggressively about the posts deleted only to find that out that it didn't even happen. I showed the mod I spoke to what was going on and he said that the same poster was behind the fake discord screencaps. The obsessed schizo replied to you with one of his many google images of tf2 classes so ignore himSince the moderator didn't go on to nuke all the posts from the troll, there is genuinely no point in trying to discuss it anymore other than to inform, the sharty troll gets to do whatever the hell he wants here and is even trying to spread his cancer to the draw general just because he can
>>579982745*taps sign*Do not trust anyone here, unless an admin or moderator makes a post.
>>579984637IRC? What does that mean?
>>579985163hi britbong
>>579984350did the last decade of this shit hole teach you nothing?
>>579985269Eh, it's just incredible really. Let's say the guy is correct, there is some newfag wrecking the place; does the meltdown and slur slinging he does add anything worth while to the discussion of our beloved game? Or does it not make him even more of a faggot than the person he's accusing. Truly curious
>,>;
>>579982745again, look up the definition of "schizoid"
>>579986203I think you should, especially since you think your hostility and off topic babble about some drawnigger getting pruned is TF2. Truly, buy drawfag an ad if you want to be helpful and get people to see their art instead playing speakerphone for a pretend janitor you talked to in your head.
>>579986478wasn't my post, I'm a third party to your petty pointless argument
>>579986545>i'm not le him, i'm just exhibiting openly hostile schizoid behavior just becausenice one
>>579986545pro tip: the n word with a hard r being in a post is all it takes for someone to get banned for racism
>>579987136ok, check out /r/tf2 while you're at it faggot
Dominating as a Soldier makes me feel so manly... the Rocket Launcher is the virtual mirror for my Godly phallus...
payload is the best game mode if you care about the objective5cp always ends in 3 minutes3cp and ctf are always hour-long stalematespl is in the goldilocke zone
>>579987937what about A/D
>>579964686>>579964991built for paizuri >>579969340>>579982556baby making sex
>>579987987a/d is the best gamemodesteel is the best map
>>579988410yes no
>>579988410steel would be fun as a haarp map
>>579987987a/d is barely even a real game modeit's just engineer larp
>>579988410cp_oliviatits is the best map
>capture pointsh-heh, you picked the right game mode...
>>579989000I love cp
>>579986871define "schizoid" for me
Drawfag got btfo.Now that's behind us, haarp is fun. I love that map.
i for one dont care
>>579945982
>>579987937I like koth maps because it's pretty hard to ignore the objective when it's smack bang in the middle of the map
>>579990824>>579991175You deleting your own posts is not a vacation. He's still happily posting in the drawthread.No one believes you. You can drop the charade.>>579991610He's also spamming the r-word on any post calling him out, he's THAT pathetic.
>>579991884egg making sex with gardevoir in the back seat of that car
>>579992056cardevoir
>579991885There's no point in responding, he's lying, we all know he's lying, he knows that every other poster knows he's lying and that there's nothing we can do about it. so he just keeps lying out of spiteThis is what happens when moderators decide not to moderate
>>579991885>>579992318
>>579981716>Anybody got connections to the drawfren?He's still posting in the drawthread.The screencaps sound really fake to begin with. >crappy drawing skillz
hypothetically, how would medic tf2 deal with a patient who has an ear blockage, who has already tried peroxide, olive oil, and warm water? assuming he is ethical and cannot commit any sinshardmode: no deals with the devil
>>579992584power drill
>>579991885I don't care about your drawfag stupid sperg, i'm saying it how it is. This is not the first drawfag drama i've experienced; and UNFORTUNATELY thanks to homos like you who spaz out non-stop. It won't be the last. End of discussion.
>immediate deflection and dropping of the "he got banned" lielol
>>579992719tell him, sister!
>>579991885I didn't delete shit brother. All my posts are still up despite your self admitted attempts to report them.
>>579992680unethical
>>579992836nigga the faggot i'm to responding to is sister adjacent; he's utterly mind broken people don't cacre about olivia drawings as much as he does. truly jump off a bridge, enjoy the sight before you do.
>>579992927LOL SISTER!!!
>>579992927woah, sister, i'm only trying to be supportive of your crusade against those awful, awful drawings of tf2 characters!
>All my posts are still uplol>>579991175
>>579990824I love that map too sister!
>>579993075Not that anon. My posts are still up <@:-)>>579991884Koth is fine, but there are only a few good koth maps.
haarp is kind of a tranny adjacent map, sister.You're not a tranny, are you?say haarp sucks right now, or you're a tranny
the only 'ranny approved maps are dustbowl, 2fort, christmas turbine, and every payload map.
>>579993594No point in reasoning with that schizoid, utterly mind broken faggot. Also Haarp is a worse version of Steel, you are rightfully being cooked for your bad tastes.
>>579993829>every best gamemode map is transcodedYou're just being contrairian. Payload is the best gamemode. And payload controlpoint mix haarp is also good.
haarp and steel are nothing alike you larper
>>579993459hey, i don't want to talk to that nasty drawfag, i wanna hang out with my sisters on /tf2g/!
>>5799938292fort is kino.
>>579993829>dustbowl*loud buzzer incorrect sound*, it definitely has not aged well; but this map was the soul of TF2. Good job exposing how new you are!
>>579993459>deletedheh
>>579937859>deletedheh
What's wrong with haarp?>hardmode: post actual arguments
>>579994394I've never played it, I'm just trying to keep /tf2g/ free of illegal pornography!
everything i don't like is trannyim very smart, sisters!
>>579994394worse version of steel; A/C is honestly not good, B Is alright for both sides. I like the design of the final point too, it's just very meh.
>>579994684I like the concept of haarp alot though.
>>579994003>>579994165>>579994267the only good maps are doomsday and hydro sorry to burst your tiny bubble
>>579994745I mean I do too; territories and strategy based maps are an awesome concept that should be explored more... It's just Haarp, Hadel, Vanguard are bad executions and thus have ruined many peoples first impressions of them.Another 100 years of steel it is
>>579994489>>579994489keep up the good work sisters
>>579994894Hadal is well executed but again, the non-linear map design is confusing to children, casuals and idiots with thousands of hours in the game. My biggest issue is that C is never well defended and is more often than not just freely captured by the one guy on BLU who knows the map. Playing BLU Engineer and setting up a flank nest at the start to capture the core is always fun.
Why does dying to a girl gamer make so many TF2 players irrationally angry?
>Hadal well executed>incorrect reasons why the map suckstruly, the goon brained anon has no brain cells
despite making up 1% of the anons anime chads are responsible for 52% of good tf2g posts
>>579997803Do you have clips?
>>57999854152% of self inflicted kill binds kek
>>579998776all kill binds are self inflicted, ms. nogames
>>579997803i once died to a girl (female) airblasting a resuce ranger bolt at mehappiest ive ever died
>>579999073yeah 100% of the 52% percent lol
>>579999075cute cuz you know she did it on accident
>>579997803I wish Pekora would kill me in TF2...
I managed to unbox an elite grade cosmetic for once, that's nice.
why would I play anything other than spy
>>580002862when there's other 3 noob spies on the team
>>580002862i stopped playing spy when i watched stabby live have to requeue because there were already 2 on his team
>>580002862everybody expects a spy behind themsome people expect a scout behind themeven fewer expect a holiday punch heavyno one expects a wrench-only engi behind them
>>579964984>creating a bot that sends him alerts whenever someone uses a keyword>creating a bot For the love of God google "Web Monitor" before continuing to reply to me. It is a one click download. Even a retard can set it up.It is significantly less effort than trying to maintain 2 separate personas across 2 different time zones when we already know his samefagging is the most obvious short mobile typed shit with spelling errors imaginable. The britbong is a separate autist who showed up 6 months after the roach.
why is everyone in this game obsessed with rape now?
>now
>>580003438Hey man, check outside; It's all around you if you use your eyes.
>>579948182>1024x768Congrats, you made an idiot out of yourself by failing to realize that bug only affected certain resolutions. On widescreen monitors the HUD usually scaled itself properly, see>>579949253>>579949360
>>580003527>>nowwell yeah, people use the word way more than in the past
>>580003664no they don't raped was just as common as owned
>>580003664>people use the word way more than in the pastarguably less new friend.
>>580003270concession accepted
>>580004734Likewise buddy
>>580003438Because the casual playerbase is drying up, leaving more deranged tryhards
for me, it's mge'ing on ctf_turbine or koth_harvest
>>579945836I think Loadout was the closest since the whole point was mixing and matching like TF2.
https://youtu.be/bAQX08v9pAothe tf2 s2 update is looking good
>>579945836I can only think of COD.
lol
>>580010262what's so funny sisty?
>>580009928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyx3n3RWFLs
>>580010536what? it's the only other example I can think of.
>>580010803image truke, but bad example
>>579992584medic tf2 would have to squirt a little shampoo into your ear, then blast it into your ear canal with a shower head with some warm water. the shampoo will emulsify any waxy blockage and the warm jet of water will wash it out. on ctf_doublecross
*joins game that's 1 minute from ending**joins game that's over**joins game on map change*
>>580013061Thanks Jill! Very neato!!!
>>580012582medic is credit to team!that cleared it right up, you're a lifesaver
>>580013061tf2 nibbas crying about bots until ecelebs saw money in their eyes and did #shaveTF2wetotallycare and when they finally got rid of the bots only because joshie couldn't play with xis friend they dropped the act because there's nothing to make videos about this game except for the seasonal "updates" that come out as casual still sucks monkey fuck while community servers are dead and no your little freak servers don't count
>Incoherent schizobabbleESL or retarded?
>Inspect a guy's loadout during pregame>Notice all his shit is Level 88Which one of you is this? (Now that I think about it it could be a party/v/an player too)
You now remember the Buffalo Steak Sandvich.
>>580016005why have they left it in such an unusable state for the entire game's lifespan despite player feedback always indicating that it's an underpowered piece of shit?
>>580016278Because we hate non-stock weapons and we love when slop unlocks stay worthless.
>>580014807hi jill why haven't you been fired yet for doing nothing at valve
>>580016278they probably balanced it around 55 year old valve employees who don't know what the concept of teamwork is so a heavy running at them with melee is actually dangerous
>>580015728Couldn't be me. My stuff is Level 69 :)
>>580019196nice
>>580018394>they probably balanced it around 55 year old valve employeesWorse, lobotomized playtesters that spend hours wandering in a circle in Half-Life, think Snowplow is too confusing, and try shooting each other instead of the killer robots in MvM
>>580023072this seriously makes me believe those guys got their wives to playtest
>>580023205Either that or their 5 year olds
dead gamedead general
>>580030449cumming on teri gamecumming on teri general
>>580030449im watching old xqc rp fuck off paper bear
sex updatesex general
>>580032138zesty gets to plap that
>>580032138this is what she looks like when I do this>>580030943
>>580034204Zoomers are so fucking cooked bro the way they're constantly afraid of accidentally committing a heckin' racism or liking something that could be perceived as racist. I bet if they found out Demo was played by a white guy they would legitimately ack themselves
>>580034204Go back to bluesky buddy
mad milk gamemad milk general
>>580034898bruh cmon, you cant just post blue berry milk like that, and expect me not to save it. makes me want to cry
>>580034898milking and breeding poppy like a big blue cow gamemilking and breeding poppy like a big blue cow general
Is there really no way to have no trade/market restrictions without a real phone number attached to my account?I've got the steam mobile app set up in bluestacks and used a temp sms number to activate it. i then removed the number from my account, because i'm not having my account tied to some rando number, but that disabled my authenticator and put me in "lesser security" status. back when I was using the authenticator on my actual phone, I did the above and it kept me in good status. did they change it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TgLtRk6oCo
>>580036104>bro is still aliveIf BigBTheFluffyRedneck can call you a manchild then you are probably doing something wrong in life
>>580035904sorry bother too many kids got scammed by thirdies so now you have to buy a phone and link it instead of having a stronger password baka
>>580036359excellent balls, ma'am
>>580036359dumping my mad milk in there
>>580039408women don't have balls...
>>580040546correct, they have puffy, squishable vulvas
>>580036359Is Fish's mother really a drunktard leech? His outbursts are somewhat understandable (from my pov) if that's true.
>>580040546women do have ballsWhere do they store the pee dumbass?
>>580041064their buttcheeks, that's why girl butts are proportionally largersimple science, man
>>580041128you dumbass pee is stored in the boobs, that's why they lactate
There is porn of the tf2 cardboard cutout cow.
>>580040885Probably, it looks like she was drinking when she gave birth to him lmaoBut it's still unlikely that FishStickOnAStick is the one paying the bills in his household.
>>580036104his mother could be a narcissistbeen there myself, it can fucking ruin you
>Top frag as caberknightAre EU servers really this bad or am I just (un)lucky
>>580041758maybe they let you kill them cuz they thought they would get to be in a solarlight vid
the best players usually play during peak time
>>580041064>>580041128>>>/r/eddit + underageb&
>>580042492>>>/r/woosh
>>580042492
>>580040885Even if she is, i doubt he's the one paying bills and putting food in the fridgehe either is a poorfag that cannot move out of his mothers basement or a spoiled retard that never appreciated things he has in his life, desu im surprised his mom didn't kick him out of the house yet given what we've seen and heard on the clips.
new 'livias just droppedhttps://imgchest.com/p/qe4gbnzjr7jhttps://imgchest.com/p/lqyebxwgqyd
Whenever someone draws a loli with a fat butt or fat tits I am reminded of calamity33's art
>>580046906https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/38/Spy_mvm_loot_common01.wav
b4nny had to mute a guy who was speaking in a pub game about how transwomen will never be women
>>580048376b4nny wants to be based but twitch won't let him
>>580046906Trash
>>580046906Masterpiece
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Why is it still so dead?
>>580046906cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbaGodU_Gkw
So I got banned from scrap.tf like a week ago (for botting because I bought mispriced hats to resell them too fast) and my appeal there still hasn't gotten a single reply from the jannies there.What's up with that? Does it legit usually takes a month for appeals to go through?Also it was a decent way to pass the time while watching stupid stuff on a second monitor and I made like 100 refined a day on average doing it.
>>580058878>3 dollars a dayYou're better off bagging groceries at that point.
>>580060578Yeah but it was kind of fun just watching whoever keeps selling stuff at much worse prices than bot quickbuyers at bp.tf and then sniping those items up.Like, you'll unironically see stuff like Strange Mann of Seven Sees (worth 11.5 keys) being sold at the bots for like 7.5 keys because the site uses backpack's suggested prices that are often outdated.
>>580058878they're probably scrambling to think of a reason to keep you banned for making even the slightest bit of profit off their site
>>580063432Well either way, it's not like I was the only one doing it. I often see items gets sniped even faster by other people all the time.Also it's been a thing for 10+ years now. Some retard selling items at a massive loss on the site instead of to bots on backpack, and people buying them in blink of an eye when they show up just to resell them to bots on backpack for tiny bit of profit.It's basically PvP raffles where whoever grabs the stuff first gets them.
>>580058878Scrap.tf is ran by the same sort of people who run stuff like TF2 Classified. They share the exact same sociopolitical views. Bans from that environment are inevitable.
>using footrest and adjacent websites run by the same peopleum, yikes...
>politics out of nowherei have /pol/ (alternatively shartykid) fatigue
>>579971053>Jump revvingCome on, I thought everyone knows about the 1 second initial damage+accuracy penalty (-50% damage by the way) for minigun revs.It's unironically better to rev behind the corner and then walk out instead of jump revving most of the time.
>>580065432r u ever ok
as a sniper main, which taunt do i want to play after killing someone? im doing schadenfreude and i think it's very good but i wonder if there is something even better
>>580046906
>>580070112wave goodbye to your head wanka
>>580070112Primary tauntLooking straight up imitating a cheater botStanding afk
>>580056758not posting the best onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNc1YLO3A54
to fix the atomic punch all you need to do is make the animation faster, it would be so viable
>>580046906cute livias
>>580083630Same could be said to other stuff like Dalokohs.
>>580058878how did you even manage to snag mispriced hats before any bots did?
>>580083981Uhh just refreshing the page every 15 seconds or so?Every now and then some would show up.Stuff like Eliminator's Safeguard for 3.66 ref for example would show up now and then that you can then resell to backpack's bot quickbuy listing for 6.33 ref right now.Scrap uses backpack's lower end of price suggestions for their bot prices, so reselling those items at their true market price is profit.I'm still baffled why the fuck would any retard sell their stuff to the scrap's bots instead of backpack in general, but I was not complaining since I'm making metal off of them.
>>580046906sexo
>>580084547Oh by the way, I think scrap's bots buys your items at like 80% of the lower end of backpack's suggested price?So for that Eliminator's Safeguard (3.66 ref) for example, the site's bots would buy it at like 2.88 ref?So in that one example, whoever sold it to the scrap bots instead of the quickbuyer bots at backpack are making 3.44 less ref than they could've.Anyway, yeah, stuff like that happens a lot of times through the day and you should be able to make like 100ish refined per day on average.
>>580084547>>580085576How would you know something is underpriced? Did you just remember the vaguely general prices of things, or were you constantly cross-checking stuff from scrap.tf on backpack.tf?
>rocket launcher that’s rockets blast damage slightly heals yourself when blast jumping or even just get hit with your own splash, but you take 800% more fall damage
>>580070112I See You if someone comes across as trying to be cleverCritical Fail is also pretty good
>>580085747Well if you're new then yeah, you could do that.Or you could just instantly snipe at stuff that seems rare that you don't usually see on the bots, generally if it's not instantly bought then it's an item that you could resell for profit and there are other people doing likewise.Plus you could just look up the price of the item while you wait in queue or while waiting to accept the trade offer.If the item isn't actually that valuable/is a loss then you should cancel the trade offer by revoking it on Steam mobile, NOT through the cancel trade offer button since you'll get soft-banned from trading with that specific bot for an hour.
>>580086554*If it's instantly bought by other people since there are other people doing likewise.On the second paragraph, I fucked up the wording.
>>579994394map from 2008 that was designed around 2008 tf2like dustbowl it funnels players into a handful of chokepoints. this is very noticeable on the last stage with a long hallway that BLU has to push through.this was probably a lot more manageable back in 2008 (considering the map won a contest after all) but with stuff like the wrangler, phlog, short circuit, etc. games have a tendency to get bogged down.
>>579997847the biggest problem with hadal is the absurdly long respawn timer for RED. rather than increasing respawn times for RED, the map should just close off RED's access to the final point and force them to take the long way around (which would functionally be mostly the same but would cut down on the respawn time significantly)
the biggest problem with hadal is that it's completely unmemorable
>>580000000
>>580094203wasted gets
>>580058878I don't think the scrap.tf jannies are very active anymore unless it involves diddling kids.
I had a dream that Demo had a new secondary that replaced his Sticky Launcher. I was playing TF2 and I had never seen it before when I noticed it was in my inventory. It looked like a big bulbous vacuum cleaner with a launcher style handle and a trigger. It couldn't fire stickies by default but it could suck up projectiles fired at you and extinguish teammates like the Manmelter. When it was sufficiently charged (something like 5 projectiles/extinguishes), it fired /flaming/ stickies that not only exploded but set enemies on fire afterwards. If it wasn't charged, you could alt fire to switch to a really shitty short ranged dart that shot out instead. It felt like it only went to like Eyelander range before the dart disappeared. It was generally agreed it was a garbage Sticky replacement because of how long it took to charge before you could fire and how you had to deal with the useless dart, despite the flaming stickies being really strong.
>>580104138Sounds like something that should be added to the game.
>>580106737It did feel like a very real thing Valve made and playtested with how balanced it was. You could work around it by sticking with grenades until it was charged.
>>580107480demos treat their stickybomb launcher like their primary and their grenade launcher like a backup tho since they cant fuckin aim, which is why they rely on the iron bomber so hard cuz the rollers stay put and act like cope stickies
>>580108336Yeah, which is probably why it wasn't favored. People want to just stick with the default Stickies and spam them immediately rather than work for stronger stickies. It was interesting to have a Grenade focused playstyle that wasn't just hybridknight, though
>>580104138>give demo an airblast but betterPlease add thisAnd on the meantime remove airblast from Pyro
>>580109076If they did that then the Phlogistinator would be too OP.
>>580109076It's more like the Short Circuit since you just eat the projectiles. Pyro still can push people and reflect kill
>>580109989deleting them is safer and better than reflecting in most situations, especially regarding stickies and grenades
Hightower sux
>>580104138>Vacuum cleanerErm...sorry to burst your bubble browski, but Valve already had that idea and they deemed it wouldn't workhttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=13542
>>580110503Incorrect.
>>580110507I mean if you're going to be reductive and retarded, sure. The one they list there was for Pyro and didn't even work the same way, it just moved people towards you.
Alpine Upward looks better.
>>580110714tristana looks better on my cock
>>580110507>this video is privatefucking bitch
Beta Foundry probably plays better than the release one
>>580110910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg-YBRdjOJg
>>580111181you can see him turn that's why the spy's eyes moved
Demo
Pan
pan
>>580111510What can I get from him?
Stout
>>580111596Stout Shako for 2 refeened
Shako
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2NngcpmTCc
>>580111454floyd
>>580111596>>580111602>>580111662>>580111707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIg3rygMAuk
Demopan started as a reddit post criticizing the state of the game in 2010 btw
>>580111510>>580111560>>580111602>>580111707>>580111880many are saying this>>580111973nobody is saying this
>>580112692Source?
>>580112692I'm pretty sure it was the Steam forums, not reddit. But yeah it was criticizing the loadout as "the new face of TF2" which is really quaint in retrospect.
BASE Jumper theme song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVnMrZ--3Qo
>>580112692>literally making stuff updemopan is sovlful and thread cultureredditfloyd isn'tyou should just accept that
>>580113238https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/demopanhttps://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/ensgh/the_new_face_of_tf2/(offtopic I hate how people post comments on old threads on reddit and doesn't let it just be an archive snapchot of what people thought at the time)
>>580113982he's factually right; you are a newfag in this regard
>>580112789i'm saying it, when i see demo i reply floyd.
>>580114007Usually ancient threads are locked and archived past a certain date.
>>580115671Maybe because it became a meme they decided to keep it open.
So how's that Haunted collection coming along? You ready to grind out contracts next month to add to it?
>>580117739Last year I told myself I wouldn't do it ever again and would only play the maps I enjoy, but now I'm feeling like I'm ready for the grind again
>>580115632Based
>>580117739only for the Ol' times sake, but I lost interest in Scream Fortress a long time ago.
>>580108336Meanwhile LnL apologists will come out and unironically say that the +velocity reducing the amount of lead it takes to aim with it isn't' the issue and it's unironically the increased range.Also it's just a bit retarded how stock has the random grenade tumble that made its velocity and bounce inconsistent. The only thing it added was probably making it so CS:GO style grenade lineups to be impossible with it.
Demoman has 2 primary weapons. The grenade launcher(s) and stickybomb launcher are the best and most fun weapons in the game.
>>580120292The stickybomb launchers are some of the most boring weapons to use in the game.
Valve should canonically confirm that the Engineer is an atheist.
>>580087205>OG maps are made for OG TF2>DustbowlIt's literally a TFC transplant, and the only improvement it got from being on TF2 is how not all classes has grenades anymore.Other than that OG TF2 had 40 reserve RLs and 6 capacity GLs that made explosive spam even stronger.
>>580121064Why?
ngl now that I've played this game for a bit longer it's kind of crazy how every single Payload and A/D map design is basically>Final point has two possible routes for BLU to take>One is a chokepoint>Chokepoint is some kind of low ground or otherwise disadvantaged killing field>The other one is a side path that leads to high ground or somewhere to threaten RED spawn/engie build spots from>Outcome of the match is entirely, completely dependent on whether BLU repeatedly suicides into the chokepoint or if some of them go via the "I win" path to cap lastCan't unsee and now I'm NOOTICING it on all of them
>>580066235Jump rev is situational when you are at the wide open and facing a mid-close enemy.>initiate with shotgun, or not, then rev Minigun from standing or forward jump revYou are an open target either way from that distance, and when you forward jump you'll get the full brunt of damage ramp up before you can fire too.>initiate with shotgun, then back jump rev with MinigunYou may have a slight advantage to fully rev it until you land. Also it's a way to keeping a safe distance when you encounter a Phlog Pyro in the middle of his taunt.>It's unironically better to rev behind the corner and then walk outIndeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npN7B7HSEuk
>>580066235technically you should jump when revving up regardless, unless you're already exactly where you want to beworking backwards:you wanna poke out of the door after 1sec of revtimetherefore you should approach the corner (or the shutter open range) with 1sec of revved up walkingif you are further away than the distance that 1sec of revved walking can cover, obviously you should start your approach by simply walking unrevved, then jump into your rev, then finish out the rest of the rampup time by revwalking to the doorthis is obviously a very small optimization, but it is totally free and very easy to do
>>579964984If MaxOfS2D could have alerts sent to him whenever a new search result on Google that featured his name showed up so he could go to said site and whine about whatever drama they were posting about him back in 2012, I'm sure having alerts for a keyword is doable.
>>580117739>>580118369pumping sex maniac full of babies
>>580117739I was bored and checked all my haunted items, rate my collection
>Only 286 community servers online TOTAL>And that's online, actually active ones are only a fraction of thatI used to rule the worldChunks would load when I gave the word
>>580124615That can't be right, because I can get over 2000.
>>580124615>>580125149I think he's in the wrong general, chunks are a Minecraft thing
What should the next OP be?
>>580125548my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>580066235>1 second initial damage+accuracy penalty (-50% damage by the way) for minigun revsI never knew about this and have been playing since 2010. Does it always apply even if you don't jump? How long has it been in the game?
>>580125606Shup up.
>>580125672Yeah?
>>580119036tbf the increased range and faster projectile are the same thing
>>580125768That vote is edited.
>>580125853you're a bigot if you think that.
>>580125768F1
>>580125853Incorrect.
>>580122336there's like hoodoo final or whatever it's called where blu has 3 paths, 2 of them being flanks, but they all suck cuz both flanks are 1-way and one of them is low ground
purchase, and then I closepurchase, and then I closewhat am Igonna get?
>>580125970You don't look like that, you look like this.
>>580123718not nowadays where the internet is flooded with normalfags and botspam, it'd be like trudging through mud to respond to every mentionalso wasnt that guy an animator? i forget
>>580126167https://youtu.be/hNLFp102d9A
>>580125608yeah it always applies to every minigunit was added in the same update as the cozy camper, iirc? you can check the minigun history on the wiki
>>580126224I wish
>>580126274He was an animator and a secret porn artist. He made the nude merc models and made inflation porn under the name Hyper Fortress.
>>580124510I didn't even know you could get the haunted quality bone bandoiler otherwise spooky friends/10! Real question is do you have a haunted strange?
>>580126401Being a pyro main is transcoded.
>>580126401nice69'ing with fempyro
>>580126475If that makes me a tranny so be it nigga
some cheater decided to speak while doing the needful and he sounds exactly like what you expecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNSx2JZhj-Y
>>580126423everyone run! I'll hold her off! *unzips*
>>580126423the only items that can be haunted strange are from 2015 I think, the wings of purity and beep man are haunted strange
>>580126423>>580127434NTA but I do. It's even spelled.IIRC they were only from the pumpkins in 2014. They're specifically for Carnival of Carnage
>>580126758Kek
>>580128326new halloween maps looking better than ever
>>580128614I saw a video about dead tf2 servers with weird maps so Ive been exploring the browser, lots of weird shit like that
>>580126224>>580126401Arguable truke of pyro mains they 99.99% of the time are disfigured freaks....
>>580130072well, Viva is one so....that's mostly a known fact by now
>>580130279Viva isn't a disfigured freak, and he isn't a pyro main either.
List of outdated/obsolete TF2 opinions-The BASE Jumper is bad-The Loch-N-Load should be buffed-The Ambassador is bad-The GRU is bad-Airblast is more respectable than the Short Circuit-Heavy to mid was ever a thingAnything else?
>>580130359wrong 2 times in a single post wow
>>580130412Sniper being too OP.
>>580130359
>>580130473>>580130590Viva is handsome.
>>580130412GRU is bad design though.>Hey let's make the slow class go faster as a buff instead of buffing its other stuff like knockback resistance or more health.
>>580130412>The Loch-N-Load should be buffedI don't think anyone of remotely good skill ever said this
>>580130701wronghe's a ugly brown pedo
>>580130412>>580130590
>>580130771trvke
>>580130771ive read enough hentai to know that the ladies love that type of thing
>>580130706He's the slowest class so he deserves an item like that.
>>580130771Incorrect.>>580130836Samefag
>>580130883It's almost like Heavy being slow is an intentional design decision.
>>580130883No, I think stuff like better healing efficiency (so that Heavy isn't such a Medic hog), knockback resistance, and removing/lessening the minigun vs sentry damage penalty are stuff that would've been more meaningful instead of "lol imagine playing Soldier with hitscan primary but no rocket jumps"
>>580131082>>580131082>>580131082GOTTAM
>>580130771truke
>>580130996Wrong as usual
