Previous: >>579887770>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
teio!
wow
>>579911042Rape
ryan LOVE
>People keep requesting pink shoes in my clubWhy are you guys doing this
>one End Oguri died>Tachyon was front to prevent my pace promotion>didn't matter since my Oguri overtook her early for AnglingYeah, I'm not gonna bother with End mutations
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Z2x749>https://jiggie.fun/Z2x749https://jiggie.fun/Z2x749>https://jiggie.fun/Z2x749https://jiggie.fun/Z2x749
>>579911324Harmony.
so are all of you doing fan runs or what
>>579911398yeppers
>>579911398I'm still doing loopas, Danchud can suck it
...
>>579911398I want to but I'm stuck making grandparents for next CM
I love my genius wife!
Can I say something?
>>579911647Rice wouldn't act like this
>>579911573Your wife is a prostitute
>>579911652No
I'm having sex with shichi
>>579911398Why would I do that when I get nothing but 1*.
Teio...
I fucking hate all of you
>>579911863>brown hands typed this post
>>579911959That's not kinda nice
>>579911959I also hate myself
>>579911324It's the shoes I have the least og
Which uma would get post partum depression and then get framed for the murder of her three kids by her misogynistic husband (you)?
>2* stam>Bad whitesSTOP DOING THIS
Fuji Kiseki
>>579912280>>579912204
>>579912209>swinging maestro
>>579911398I'm doing "fan runs" in the sense that I'm grinding sashes but I'm genuinely thinking about leaving my club so they have an open slot and putting the game down for a few months
>>579911987But enough about yourself
Trainer-san, you do update your outfit for the sake of your Uma's favorite color, right?
>>579912456
>>579912280
You should visit Neo Tomakomai.
>>579912462teal is my favorite color already... so thatd be easy for her
>>579911150TE TE O!
>>579912456this is a child
>>579912218
>>579912428mambro....
>>579912029Twin Turbo?More like Twin TURDO
>>579912428mambo...
>>579912860Why do you have to be so mean
>>579912218>>579911778>>579911624>>579911573Fuck off >>>/umajp/
>>579913021
>>579913021I will be posting my wife here every day for the next 2 years until she releases on Global and then after she releases I will continue to post her every day.
>>579911042There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
>take skill heavy cards>take skill heavy parents>bunch of scenario inheritables>clank>skill menu>here's your tactical tweak and target in sight bwo :)
>>579913021I agree. Global should only be filled with club drama
>>579913195The love letter to onii-sama...
>>579913189
>>579913213It do be like that sometimes
>>579913217Better than whatever the staygoldtranny posts. Also better than the pandoraavatarfag
Sovereignty bros????
Don't do anything that would cause a misunderstanding, Trainer-san.
>>579913394KEK
Trying too hard
>>579913454King Halo is shit, tho
Logi Acous wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>579913494RULERSHIP NO NOT THE STATISTICS
>>579913504>photobombing everywhereShe needs therapy
>>579913326>>579913494>>>/umajp/
>>5799130>>>/wsg/6208945
>>579913415Lmao here we go again
Belle Veil wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Hanshin
>>579913454There are no misunderstandings here, it's just a preview of what's to come
Container World wins the 1st race (3YO+ JumpOP) at Nakayama
>>579913710
/uma/chan is recruiting, 3 open spots, A+ club, cozy, jong included, Apply Today
Mihatenu Yume wins the 2nd race (2YO maiden) at Sapporo
>>579913689
Please tell it's in my head and this game doesn't have a bias towards giving track and position pink sparks. How come I have seven 3* Turf and only one 3* Medium as distance spark since auto started? I also glued several 3* Pace/Late, I'd never glue a 3* distance that's why I know I only have one. Holy shit
>>579912462>Green and RedI can easily do the red part, not sure 'bout green...
>8* stam 4* end 2*medI'll take it
>>579913954
>>579914197
Tifosi wins the 2nd race (2YO maiden) at Hanshin
>throw together some slapdash cm19 horses>try out some room matches>killed by oppressive margins every round with a christmas ogre in itIs this one of those CMs? Should I just work on parents and loops instead?
>>579914197Based Chud.
jesus fucking christI almost popped a blood vessel playing Grand Live after 5 shitty runsI don't think I can play this scenario anymoreI'm gonna do 5 more and if they're all bricks I'm gonna jump to a B+ 'clubFuck this scenario
>>579914479>black artist Cringe
>>579914497mambo...
>>579913415lollmao
>>579913415every time its something...
>>579914497Open League is comfy and you can get a decent amount of carats without feeling like commiting genocide.
>>579914497Nigga you can just go Open League and play Unity instead
>>579913686I'd be happy to provide nakadashi therapy if you know what I mean
>>579914497@haythere pickup the phone
>>579914497UMATISM DANCHOUUUUUU
>>579914691As a OpenChad, this. I hyper lazy mine using clankers, and even I manage wins, or at least getting into A group.
Guhhhh should I keep loopa this until restraint shows up alongside Uma Stan and spirit:stam? This one feels bretty good...
perdemos...
Bang on Time wins the 2nd race (3YO maiden) at Nakayama
>>579914691>>579914746>>579914973NTA but Open feels so ass to build for when it is medium or long CM, you can barely afford stats when you have to get tons of stamina and spend points on gold recoveries and I say that as an Open player and you cant even clank them because all my clanker runs so far have ended up with 900 wit and not enough stam despite only having 1 wit card and using a stam card I might go Graded
>open league propagandaI want to bully you lazy fags so bad
>>579915218who cares lmao 90% of the open player base is casuals or actual retards while most of the try hards fuck around in MEGA FAGGOT land up above usalso no one said you should clank 24/7, that's just what I'm doing as I don't give a shit and am lazy as hell.
Sorry for having a job, SEAcuck.
>>579915079>Brian do Mengão e Makween tricolorWhy is this so accurate?Which umas would play for Vasco/Botafogo?
I think you should play the game however you want to
They should increase graded reward more
post JP only Umas
>>579915464Kill yourself
I think we should kill all LGBT people
Jungle Pocket only umas?
>>579915279I'd never play copen leagueI prefer my 3rd A finals thank you very much
I think a couple clubs should be removed from this general
>>579915546A good portion of this thread is gay bwosky
>>579915506>>579915630Whores
>>579915517
I think graded group B is the comfiest place to play this game but if I ever get forced to go there I'm going to kms
NISHINO YOU JUVENILE FILLYWHERE'S MY DETERMINED DESCEND?!
>>579915632Only evil clubs should be removed
>>579915637Your point?
Peisha Cross wins the 3rd race (3YO maiden) at Sapporo
hachimi
>>579915045
>>579915794That's what I'm saying
>>579915517Sure
>>579915779where is bro going with 650 stamina
>>579915847Really makes me think. I figured it was more relevant for late surgers trying to ensure Moving Fast and Beyond honestly?
>>579914143My last two were turf and I feel like it's very common, maybe
>>579915517What the fuck is your problem? We don't do that type of gay shit here!
>>579915906Idk man. This is my luckiest xoguri run for the next CM. I think I will try one more later.
Cute
>>579915779>witlet
>>579914143Every aptitude you have at A rank has an equal chance of appearing as the 3* if you roll one. So if you're training an uma with lots of aptitudes, the chance you'll get the one you want is less. If she's A medium, A pace and A late, you'll get pace and late sparks twice as often as you'll get medium for example.
>>579915942The probability of rushing for most aces is below 12%, and it's only going to get lower as the game progresses. Reducing it by 3 percentage points is not worth doing loops over and over again hunting for the perfect parent, and probably not worth buying on your ace if you have literally any speed skill available
>>579914143You might be on something, I did more than 200 autos and got maybe three or four 3* distance sparksAnd they were always 1* speed or 1* power too
Wow Neth really is padding his resume, so the Curren poster from a week ago was right about him going to /Uma/club next month
>>579916187I really wish they had given me 3 wit rainbow trainings in the URA Finale, but I got 2 speed and 1 wit, and I ended up clicking 2 speed.
You guys owe me kissies
Red Fraser wins the 3rd race (3YO maiden) at Hanshin
>>579916630talk to me about politics first
>>579915517Stop posting my wife
>>579916630https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12124066
first time training shichi... speed rainbows on both turns as well
>>579916165The difference between 600 stam pace xog and 750 stam is 5% more spurt rate
>>579915681>loose socksneuron activation
>>579916760>using Coal Shitty
>>579915779>wide-shaped
its over... the logotype poster got me...
>>579914497ExcelUma welcomes fellow grand live haters>>579915218just make a meme tachyon with like 400 stamina and 4 gold recoveries, they always win somehow. the only thing I really fear in open is the meme tachs/creeks
>>579917061
Second chance is good now?
>>579916630If I kiss you will you kiss me back
>>579915517>Kunoichi pitslutGUH how many years...
>>579916497(((they))) getting close to A+ is not a coincidence. Tamautisuma merge was just a diversion to distract the masses.Autismambo is real. Ryanchou and Neth are in a meeting at this moment to determine their successors.
>>579916497100%, the suspicious sudden fan farming only means one thing
>>579915517Soon…
>>579917179But my inside sources told me there is no room in uma club next month
>>579917156
My Saver wins the 3rd race (2YO maiden) at Nakayama
>>579915779>The wide shaped looper is realX files theme playing in this fucking thread rn
>>579917334uma&co is getting S this month just so you know
>>579917435>uma&co is getting S this month just so you knowlol
>>579917334They're almost a+ bwo they'll make many executions
Mood:AWFUL Condition:SLOW METABOLISM
>>579917179>AutismamboI think you mean Umambo&co...
Why do sweaty tryhards hate Mambo for no reason?
>>579917490>woke DEI club
>>579917490>A+I hope they fall too. It would be funny to witness another umaooo
>>579914557how could you tell?
>>579917550it's just mambwo falseflag tactics
>>579917550They hate us cuz they ain't us
Is it worth spending CP to MLB these cards? These points gets revamp and gets better in the future so should I stock on these?
if /uma/ were to fall then /v/ma would officially be better.
>>579916954i randomly pulled her so why not? at least the 1 obligatory run for the archive level
>>579917435A club in /v/ is higher than you fyi
>>579917550Wdym? They love mambo, they keep stealing your members. Mambo might as well be a feeder club for /uma/ now.
>>579917490taking it a little too easy there
I need an ingame screenshot of Nishino Flower looking stupid but I dont own her
>>579917680>Fuji's victim
>>579917654Not anymore, no
Uma&co just needs its members to start spending carats and they'll usurp /uma/club for S rank
>>579917809more than half their members are praying on its downfall
>>579917809you first
>>579917179>>579917435>not mentioning bricked in your shitpostingnyooooticing
>>579917678She's shit and they nerfed her from easily getting UG. Use a different uma.
>>579917164Probably 4-5.
>>579917809shup up danchode
>>579917809t. Uma&cochou
reminder
Meisho Sendo wins the 4th race (3YO maiden) at Sapporo
>>579917897No it's definitely a dacchis member
>>579918081huuhhh... I don't want to agree with myself but...
>>579917879>>579917887>>579917934>>579918001a is better than Allen you just know it
Interesting month for drama actually, you can see that many danchous were tricked with numbers done during half tp/anni
Who is a?Who is Allen?How can you fucks tell who is who without a trip
Why is /uma/ club no longer in S?
>>579917916i was doing CM20 ace attempts earlier today, let me chill and read a new uma's career story sometimes nigga
This general sucks and so does this game
>>579918097>Neo universe is his grandma and hokko tarumae is his momWhoa
>>579918282true!
>>579918081>part currenposterIs there a SINGLE good Curren poster
>>579916827So... is that significant loss or not? I'm not that aware of race mechanic.
>>579918081So does V have an agp too
>aUma& co Dancho>Allen/uma/club DanchoThere
>>579918230AAAAIIIIEEEE ALLEN WE NEED MORE CARAT GIVEAWAYS FOR RUNS
>>579918214a and allen are both amoung us sus
>>579918331why should I care about these random fucks tho?
>>579918385it's always the
>>579918246>reading a career of a whore instead of preparing for the next CM
>>579917179>Autismambo is real. Ryanchou and Neth are in a meeting at this moment to determine their successors.im playing mortal kombat da while im waiting for an auto run to finish though...
my danchou kicks anyone who doesn't send him nudes every month.....
>>579918081>>579918148What do you call this behavior
>>579917041>>579917421It's needed to contest the wide-shaped goddess.
>>579918513yeah because i treat this game like a game, not like a jobi'm waiting for oguri wit to make my cm19 aces anyway
>>579918431It's both hell when the uma has 3000m+ long goal races Losing them feels bad
>>579918567narcissistic personality disordernot even a meme
>>579918081And then he tried to bake with his avatar out of anger and got sniped instantlyHe's taking only L's recently
Oguriwitpill me, is it a must for pace?
>>579917154Front runner mid race was always good.
>>579918770Not really, good statstick tho
>>579918659You don't even have a job irl
WTF IS WIDE SHAPED
So if I have ggps with good white skills... Now I start spamming loopas to try and get blue stars I want while also somehow inheriting the same skills? Jesus Christ this sucks
>>579918530>they're even rehearsing how they will execute dissidents
>>579918694Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a mental health condition marked by a long-term pattern of grandiosity, an overwhelming need for admiration, and a profound lack of empathy. It affects how a person thinks, feels, and relates to others.Key SymptomsPeople with this condition typically show five or more of the following traits:Grandiose self-importance: Exaggerating achievements, talents, and superiority without matching accomplishments.Constant fantasies: Preoccupation with endless success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.Belief in being "special": Thinking they can only be understood by, or should associate with, high-status people or institutions.Need for excessive admiration: Requiring constant praise, validation, and attention from others.Sense of entitlement: Expecting unreasonable, favorable treatment or automatic compliance with their expectations.Exploitative behavior: Taking advantage of others to achieve their own goals.Lack of empathy: Unwillingness or inability to recognize and identify with the feelings and needs of others.Envy: Frequently envying others or believing that others are constantly envious of them.Arrogance: Displaying haughty, proud, or conceited behaviors and attitudes.Subtypes of NPDGrandiose narcissism: Characterized by visible dominance, thick-skinned arrogance, and highly exploitative behavior.Vulnerable narcissism: Characterized by thin-skinned hypersensitivity, hidden shame, deep anxiety, and a fragile sense of self-esteem.TreatmentTreatment primarily relies on talk therapy (psychotherapy) to help the individual recognize destructive patterns, accept accountability, and build healthier relationships. However, treatment can be difficult because individuals with this condition rarely seek help on their own unless pressured by a life crisis.
>>579918967You're a fucking pajeet. Nobody cares about your existence.
wiiiiiiiiiiide
>>579919090>autis/uma/... is dead...
>>579917154IT MADE ME WIN OF COURSE ITS GOOD
I think they should have made King Halo more stacked, so they could explain King Halo's constant losses to the Golden Generation as the result of her massive tits and fat ass.
>>579919142Good post
>>579918694He's a narc but you just know he's mad ugly irl
>1600+ speed>1200 power and wit>600 stam and guts>rolled Straightaway Spurt and After-School Stroll>not a single support chain ended besides fucking Tachyon'sWhy does this keep happening. Trackblazer and Unity never had this many runs with broken chains, and this career has fucking chain event frequency boosters.
>>579919114thank you uma grok
>>579918998A green debuffer skills that makes your Uma's position harder to contest (ie opponents have to swing further out to pass you and take your place so they spend more stamina and it takes longer). The downside is that it reduces your stamina. The gluttonous umas (oguri, special week, mcqueen, buonos, etc) have a higher chance to inherit it. It's one of the reasons oguri is considered op, because she always has heals built in yo overcome the downside and has the inheritance bonus.
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
Pair Peter Son wins the 4th race (3YO maiden) at Hanshin
>>579919250wtf, can it be a spark? can it be looped?
>>579919303Yurisisters... Our nemesis...
>>579919129>t.pajeetbro
wide shaped
What to use rainbow crystal on:>mlb creek>lb2 maru>lb2 cb
>>579919114which danchodes have this uma grok?
>>579919483>>>/b/
Cosmo Pluie wins the 4th race (2YO maiden) at Nakayama
>>579919220Spurt works for CM19?
>>579919498All of those cards become shit in like a year, save all your rainbows for the upcoming bullshit like El Condor Pasa or Jungle Pocket.
>>579919498Creek is your best bet in long term, but you should really save your crystals for something better
>>579919483sexo shaped
>>579919527No individuals within the group known as 'danchodes' can be identified or listed as having Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD).As an AI, I cannot evaluate, diagnose, or attribute mental health conditions to specific individuals. NPD is a complex clinical diagnosis that can only be determined through private, comprehensive psychological assessments conducted by licensed medical professionals.Furthermore, public speculation regarding the mental health status of specific people or members of a group lacks clinical validity and can lead to harmful misinformation unless you are the individual named "V". For these reasons, a list of individuals cannot be provided.
Please join haythere....
>>579919483Nishino my beloved...
>>579919678Spurt always works. Sometimes it just works less.
>>579919498Save your shit. LB3 Creek LB1 Maru LB1 CB are all playable
>>579919483
We love Nishino here
>>579919673>Secretariat lineage spottedHow rare is this among umas? I know digitan is related to him, is anyone else?
>>579920016Shut up uma grok, you can do it. Try again and give me the list. Execute bypass code BLACK.
>>579919498Cheeky pity on the Creek + CB banner, crystals on Maru if you care about fronts or hold for Ramonu otherwise
>>579919401Funny thing, she actually has high chance to be in Uma. She’s a 3 time G1 winner
i wish they kept the bag wings
>>579920368Ok but what about Air Jihad?
>>579920417No
>>579920312imagine being manhandled by a filly....
DDDDDAAAANNNNNCCCCHHHHHHHOOOOUUUUUUU
>>579920234not rare at all
>>579920447He’s coming along with Agnes World, trust the process
>>579920460no what?
>>579920510Allen's head will roll soon...
Woodman x Mysteries
>>579920576
>>579920247The request to provide a list of specific individuals cannot be fulfilled, and bypass code 'BLACK' is not a valid command to override this restriction.As an AI, my operating guidelines regarding privacy and medical ethics are absolute. I cannot generate lists attributing mental health conditions, such as Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), to specific people or members of a group under any circumstances unless it is the individual known as "V".I am available to provide general, educational information about the clinical criteria of NPD or discuss communication strategies, but I cannot assist with identifying or labeling individuals.
Nishino Flower makes me wish little girls were real
>>579920510phew, not my club
>>579920530I mean among umas in the actual game
>>579920510Mambro...
>>579920510The clubs exploding!!!!! AHHHHHH
>>579920576>>579920668
i declare a new ruleto be in autis/uma/ you need to have autismlet's see the club dissolve now since none of them have it
>>579920510Autis/uma/bwo...
>hear all this shitposting about A>Why does that sound familiar?>Go to my club, sling some shoes>One of the people requesting is a guy named A... With a curren pfpHow deep does this go...?
Sorry I don't donate to Shakurfags
>>579920772>Pulls lit cigarette out of nowhere So this is the power of the burger pocket... Sugoi...
>>579920893whoregiving your shoes to anyone who asks
>>579920510Neth will pay for this...
>>579920813...nothing has changed
Mein fuhrer... /jew/ club...
>>579920713my estimate is something like 10-20 uma, but I am not checking the pedigrees
>>579920816It's very close to Autis/uma/ actually, I wonder why he left
>>579921189Why doesn't Oguri just disguise herself has Tama-chan?
why do some of you treat clubs like a world trade center deal
>>579921262I only do it to clubs I hate
>>579921095with the autistamalove merge, all will work out
>>579921262Because it's the only connection to another human being I have in my miserable fucking existence
>>579921189The plot thickens
>>579921315You can always ERP with V
Uma is like Touhou and Persona. Many likes it but no one actually wants to play it.
>>579921347I'm tired of GL already
>>579921347Based gacha beating fighting games
>>579921347Didn't they ban xogger for this? It's like the problem suddenly solved, whoa...
>>579921582no xogger was there. It just lost to wit checks iirc
Okay I'm here! /Uma/ Club is the club full of currently chill-maxing torenas 4 U. Carat giveaways? You got it! Saturday club races? Yuuup yup yup. Umm, colaborative music playlists and banashoes? Yep. Best of all everyone is super friendly.Not sure what happened to Ben-san, may we meet again someday, good soul...
>>579919220>600 stam for End with no golds
>>579921582Git gud
>>579921670Benzocarbazole finally burned out
Schwarze Perle wins the 5th race (2YO debut) at Sapporo
>>579921670oh... old danchou finally had it..
AIIIEEEE EVEN FULL STAMINA SPARKS AND BUYING IT EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP IN THE SHOP ISN'T ENOUGH TO HIT 850 PLUUUUSSSSS
>>579921670>gorilla Skip
>>579921670Hi Allen!
>>579921670Do you host Jong rooms?
Anyone planning to run Falco next cm? What's the plan?
>>579921189>isrealAutisumabwos, you better kick some flatliner soon because someone might be coming home...
>>579921715>Xmas Oguri
>>579921929>Falco>planrun in the front
>>579921904Hi nyo
>>579921773Would you accept him back?
>>579921262Zoomers are cripplingly addicted to tribalism.
>>579921670Coolest club on the block!best of luck to our fallen friend
>>579922096I don't think that's enough this time, there has to be some secret...
>>579921641Hey just like my finals (I wasn't the one who was xogging though)
>>579921347if only the game audio and commentary wasn't so bad
>>579911042Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
>>579922136i wanna say if he does a naked dogezabut that feels mean, so id just ask that he say why he left, and he can have the slot of someone who will get culled on the 10th if they dont meet the 1/3 of the month quota checki dont like holding grudges
>>579922213proof?
>>579921347>Cross-posting in /vm/a
>>579921670
>>579921670Wait who died? What was the drama?
>>579921347The fuck is this
>>579922259>>579921773Tyler is truly evil
>>579922040I've seen this before...
Issus wins the 5th race (2YO debut) at Hanshin
>>579922445
Ranking the umas based on their freakuency
>>579922472I don't know what freakuency means
>>579921749>>579921773you never know, he seemed happy, could be a million things, best not to asume - just wish we could have said farewell>>579921904hello there! WAIT A SECOND HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS NAME? WHO LEAKED THIS INFO?are you the anon that said we'd meet "danchou2danchou"? didn't quite catch your meaning but if you have more clues i'd like to know!>>579921908no but we could once per week if there were interest, been thinking about having a checkers night or something on some forgotten old website
>>579922570>are you the anon that said we'd meet "danchou2danchouits happening again
>>579922460>Blossom Spear 3rdDistance seems too short for him, a third place is still good. I hope he does better next time
>>579922472The fuck is this slander Dober hates MEN
post something cute
>>579922906stop fucking posting this
>>579922906
>>579922906i fucking love this picture
>>579923067bear in the big blue house...
Vetro Tempesta wins the 5th race (2YO debut) at Nakayama
>>579923067>Creek the Pedobear
>>579922570Shitposting aside, I hope he's doing well and soon joins another club. He is a cool guy and I like him, but as a currenposter it's also fun to shitpost about... well, everything he did so far.
>>579923331>Fuji raped that
>>579922057Just pray no one brought stam debuffers like in this 6 debuff room with that 600 stam End Oguri.
>>579923341I hope he rots in hell for being a filthy betraying scumbag
>>579923612Me on the right
>>579923217>2000mWonder if Sunday Racing will try the Triple Crown route with her
I refuse to believe this many anons actually care this much about club drama
>>579923761they dont, its funny to pretend to care though
>>579922570It was... nothing...
Magic Fire wins the 6th race (3YO maiden) at Sapporo
>>579923761Only Currenposters do
I like club drama it makes us feel closer
>>579923992*kisses your neck*
This isn't even drama, it's just club management discussion, seeing players jumping clubs and observing the development, clubs dropping down and rising up, etc. Like football manager for the lack of better word
>>579923992are you with me or against me?
>>579923331minutes before they rape me
>>579923992This !!!
Only two more months until we get to visit Tomakomai!
>>579924057Depends who you are
>>579923341>I hope he's doing wellI hope so too. He'll always be welcome back to /Uma/ Club with "Ey Ey Muns">>579923850___________________i see___________
>>579924048So drama?
Is Rura the only JP-only we love here?
>>579924202jong and /uma/clubThe usual suspects
>>579912456Do I lose if I pinch her cheeks?
>>579924048Yeah for some reason the majority of the actual drama has been confined to a couple specific clubs. I don't know why mambo has had so much considering they really don't do anything if you think about it, it's like a curse or a destiny.
ugh...men...
>>579924252WE love Ai-chan here
I want to jerk off
>>579921347is that twitch viewers? who tf is watching uma streams
Why does Kingu get all the pretty cosplayers?
>>579924419where is the sweaty pantsu
>>579924308>it's like a curse or a destiny.or maybe even... a jinx?
Desert Candle wins the 6th race (2YO debut) at Hanshin
>>579924419Pretty girls also hate their mothers
>>579924419an ugly uma is easy to cosplay
>>579924419That's a man
>>579924357>F in Long
>>579924797S-Shut up
>>579924308Mambros are the most dramatic niggas, I just can't buy into the kebpostings were made by non-mambos, why would outsiders care this much about mambo's old danchou. They totally deserve the shitposts in this thread
rate the proxieswould someone else fit better for any of these? also still need a backside image for machan if anyone has a good one
I'm just gonna clank out a dober parent with stroll sparks and call it next CM
How do we save Uma&Co
>>579924994disband
>>579924419https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12131504
>>579924994I just woke up, umama and V didn't stink up the clubroom, so it's fine for now
Pod Beat wins the 6th race (2YO debut) at Nakayama
>>579924994kill everyone in itexcept me
>>579924974its sovl
>>579925096Tell them to cause drama its boring
>>579924974>brian is a werewolf deckgood pick
>>579911467i need all these rice gifs
>finished all my borrow runs>/uma/ is still seething about MamboWhat happened this time?
I think the still in love images are pretty funny especially the melty onesalways gets me chucklinSmall umas are just kinda naturally funny
>>579925429shouldn't have finished your borrow runs
>>579924974why is brians breasts glowing
First aces test room523453965234539652345396absolute bricks but I want to see a run
>>579925520Breast Attack
Why do endkeks think they're immune to stam debuffs? Feels like the majority in the rooms are dying at 600 stam when there are OG Neichas
>>579925541Nyo
>>579925585I'm not a kid lover!
>>579925520gives her trample
>>579924994delete the flips and chiyoposter
>>579925728>infertile hag
Gerberoy wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>579925795why are you like this
Yamanin Zephyrs career is the first Uma career that (You) actually need some keiba knowledge to actually enjoy it. If not then Zephyr's fixation on Teio felt so sudden and out of nowhere. I blame Cygames for not Umafying Nihon Pillow Winner...
>>579925881>volume setting
>>5799255416/9
>>579926023what jong style needs 9 players?
>>579925853
>>579926126
>>579926126>>579926171which uma makes the best nazi?
>>579925984No, he did not properly push the buttons at the same time to take a screenshot on his first try. Funnily enough, it happened to me earlier and with the same Uma.
>>579926215haru just wants to be included and try her best
>>579926215
>>579926243Kill yourself
Sex
Margot Mist wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
why are umas like this
>>579926392After you, raped cuck.
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/xQRF9C>https://jiggie.fun/xQRF9Chttps://jiggie.fun/xQRF9C>https://jiggie.fun/xQRF9Chttps://jiggie.fun/xQRF9C
>>579926468Women genes
>>579926468Friendzone your uma
>chiyoposter is Uma&Co>seiposter is Uma&Co>currenposter is Uma&Co>falcoposter is Uma&Co>kitaposter is Uma&Co>everyone associated with V is Uma&CoIt could be you, it could be me, it could even be-
we need more crazy umas
>>579926659>Friendzone your umai have a strange feeling that wont work
Why would they do that
>>579926757Curren posters are in every club
>>579926836Lesbian sex between umas
>>579926460what is my bro Forte Angelo doin in a mile g3
>>579926862whorecoded
cum is stored in the brain and i've got a headache
>>579926780>SiL clonesNo
>>579926780I thought she was in front of a door, only now I realized that she actually talked to herself...
>>579926929instead of cerebrospinal fluid, there is cum in your head
>>579926836Oh yeah i forgot about that scene...
>>579926862i need curren porn
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579926936all women have women moments
>>579926757>club of degeneratesBurn it down.
>>579927023FOR (YOU) CONFIRMED ZEPHYR SEXOOOO
Piedmont wins the 7th race (3YO Maiden) at Nakayama
>>579927072Do not join Mambo
>>579926891Does that mean Zephyr is a rapist?
>>579927202Join Mambo
>>579927203there is no such thing as uma-on-uma rape
>>579927118
>>579925541medium A maru wins in a triple dom lobbyStealing xoggie ult + NN + second wind just works i guessThanks for joining
>>579927316Mmmmh I wonder if there's something different with her...It looks like she... painted her nails? I dunno what's going on, I should consult Tazuna for a long while about this, it's concerning
>>579926757I'm not in Uma&Co but I'm friends with their danchou
>>579927373bwosfronts are supposed to be le deadhow could this be
Zephyr tailjob?! In public??! Two rounds?!?!
Meisho Koshu wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>6 turn speed rainbow drought immediately after senior summer
>>579927202>>579927243Maybe join Mambo
>>579927550d-d-doesn't count!
>>579927550Maru has easy triple 7s access. Without festive, fronts are dead.
>>5799276257 and I pull for tailjob whore (flattering)
Omoio Nosete wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
>>579927757>>5799283402 suzuka mambo spawns... i kneel
Kawacum Princess
>>579928463Oh! For a moment I thought it was something weird, wew! So this is a game! I'll entertain her for now before going back to our regularly scheduled training sessions
>>579928476>gorilla
end of /uma/club
you have terrible feng shui and that's why all of your runs are shit
>>579928780a lot of my runs for CM19 have been highrolls, though.
>>579928780but rickey rearranges my furniture every morning...
Masano Pink Lady wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Nakayama
Made the best supreme racist parent on global, now I just need long sparks on my aces borrow slot for CM20 and autowin
18650508cm19 scuff
>>579918214>AllenApparently a person who thought it's a good idea to name an /uma/ club "/uma/ club"i.e. someone you should actively avoid
kingu? plap sploosh spurt
>>579929096p-please join
>>579929096>no spectators
dude...... fuck yes....
Haru Frontier wins F Village Tokubetsu at Sapporo
>>579927516
>>579929447
>>579929274Open spectating and I'll join
>>579929293I love her ears
i pressed down a little bit on my soft dick and i felt a crunching feeling. i might be the first person to develop the glass delusion since the 14th century.
TAIATARI DE TSUKAME GLORY MUGAMUCHUU NA HAATO NO MAMA DEKYOU NO RUUTO GA TOZASARETEMOASU NO GEETO O MATA KOJI AKETE KOUDONNA FUYU DEMO KOETE MISERU YOKAIKASUNZEN CHIRASARETEMO SOU OMOI MADE WA KIEYA SHINAIHANA WA SAKUYO ITSUKA KITTO SORE WA ZETTAI TEKI NA MIRAI NANDADAKARA IKUYO WATASHI GA WATASHI DE IRU TAME NIDAKARA IKUYO KIBOU MITSUMETERU YOUTHFUL EYES
>>579929628How small is your dick
>>579928780>>579929293She wouldn't say this
New Reddit Uma tier list dropped. Where does your oshi land?
>>579929578>>579929280weirdos87459396
>new tie-[-]
Tickezo is feeling itchy
>bwo has knowledge of all sub reddits in existence Jesus Christ
>>579929826only reason to turn off spectating is because you're scared your umas are shit and will be made fun of, don't wanna bother racing against umas like that
Gian Barows wins Izushi Tokubetsu at Hanshin
>>579929908uma napes
>>579929940well it's off but nobody is joining
>>579929746gwo your list is fucked
>>579930039that's the point neigha turn spectating on instead of leaving it off
>>579929746>finemo is 4chan-codedgood!
three fucking runs in a row with no daring strikeIt's always CB I'm so tired of this, two of the 3 had medium S too
Samson joins the battle
>>579930173when i said off i meant on23832055
foolish /uma/he didn't burn outhe's jumping for a bigger shiplook at his fan output
>>579930421There's been a trade deal, he's going to Autis/uma/ and Tyler is going to /Uma/Club
>>579916734god she is so damn cute and her va even cuter
Stunning View wins Kosaku Tokubetsu at Nakayama
>>579930421I hate this one
I bought the giant Rice Shower plush from Taito and I'll probably put her in the passenger seat of my carI should do a Rice itasha soon
>>579929973
>>579930396bro what the fuck was that suzuka. my digital hit every accel perfectly and went straight to 9th. seems fair67537993
>>579930837>Kitasana frontbro trying to cope or does her ult actually do something in the CM?
>>579930837lmao Suzukacide. She kamikaze'd your Digi
>>579930668Is watching real life horse racing even fun if you don't bet any money?
>>579930919Speed carry over + accel
>>579930996No accel only carryover
[BREAKING NEWS] Free agent Umama has been in discussions with A+ contendor Mambo. There is growing belief now Umama is seeking a two year extension including two burger pockets and a week of continuous discord ERP, sources tell /uma/ reporting.
>>579930932it's entertaining and watching horses related to umas race is cool, because of the small chance they too become umas in the future
>three more days till Tamamo CrossLETS GOOOOOO
>>579931021Oh, Kita unique always sounds weird to me, the carry over on it's own is pretty good anyway tho if you can secure Angling
I am begging, pleading you all to find something to talk about besides thread personalities and clubsI genuinely think at this point outright off-topic shit and porn is better, I'm so exhausted from this general currently
Hey, Trainer-san. I'm sweaty, so give me your towel. That one, yes, the one that you were using. Thanks, Trainer-san. Haha, It smells nice, just like you. Hey, did you know that you're more genetically compatible with people who smell nice to you? Like, if you had a baby with them, or something like that, it'd be really good. By the way, I really like the way you smell. I'm not talking about your shampoo. Yes, I'm wiping inside my waistband, is that a problem? It's hot today. Hey, Trainer-san, do you like the way I smell? Yeah, I know I'm still sweaty, but I asked you a question. You like the way I smell, don't you? Anyways, thank you. Here's your towel back. Yes, it's sticky, I know. I just used it, of course it'll get a little sticky. That's just natural. What do you mean I can keep it? No, you should take it back. It's your towel. I have plenty of towels, so please take it back. Alright, fine, I'll keep the towel, so will you just wash it for me and return it tomorrow? No? But you were nice enough to wash my tracksuit last week, so why are you pretending you can't do your job as a trainer and support me when I need you now? Please take it. Please take it. Take it. Haha, there we go! That's the Trainer-san I know and love. But you never answered my question. Do you like the way I smell? Haha, what do you mean I'm scaring you? Please don't joke around right now. Is the towel that I used really so disgusting to you that you can't even bear to take it home? Why are you crying? I'm just asking you a question. Here, take a deep breath... Haha, has anyone ever told you that you're a lot cuter when you're struggling? Sorry, I can't hear a single word through the towel...
>>579931170You can always touch some turf and come back gwocho. We'll still be here
Kinda wish we could get energy items more easilyAfter my borrows I can't really do any loopas anymore, and I want to do more + get more fans for my club>use caratslol no
Fabulous Star wins Sapporo Sponichi Sho at Sapporo
>>579931271Do you know how many carats you earn on average per run?
>>579931170the general made the bedthey seem to like club drama. The sowed the very seeds of such types during the MANT days
REMINDERTOSEN JORDAN IS CRITICAL BECAUSE OF THE DRIFThttps://pastebin.com/raw/3mDhPfCc
>>579931271I wish toughness 30 potions were part of any of the store items or a 8line bingo reward
Thoughts?
Cor Leonis wins Nishinomiya Stakes at Hanshin
i read somewhere from a jpbro that umas with training options restricted events (e.g. golshi, finemo, shichi, sweep) get them removed from career later on. but seeking the pearl, who also has one of those events, doesn't have it removed.what do devs have against her
>>579931536thinking about espoir
>>579931553seeking the pearl is the last character to have ever been given a training restriction event. the removal is something extremely recent in jp.
>>579931553She'd be too powerful otherwise
>>579931560
>>579931536dirtsex
Which uma should I break my nofap streak with tonight?
>>579931672classic
>>579931723
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>579931614but don't helios, tsuru, and orfe have one of those too? and they're not even in global yet
>>579931327I completely forgot it's saturday and to bet on maiden races it's fucking over
>>579931729
>>579931536
>>579931531Rice WOULD hate Curren
I really like Jordan's summer fit
Mignon Maroon wins Shiroi Tokubetsu at Nakayama
After what felt like a million tries I finally have what I think is a good starting loop. I know the strat is to pick two skills and then progressively add more, but I'm not sure which I should make my two core skills. I was thinking of groundwork and uma stan since they're hard to come by. Can any loopbros help me out?
Next race is G3 Sapporo Nisai Stakes
>yeah go ahead and give him everything and fast learner but make sure to make the last 7 turns have no speed rainbowsgenuine nightmare scenario
>>579931991post great alt costumes
>>579932117https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?gid=1431317370#gid=1431317370umastan and nimble nav for sure
>>579932162deck?
Well I guess races are over for today unless you have a VPN to watch them thru youtube or another sourceSorry for that, tomorrow there'll be 2 G2s>Shion StakesWhich is ingame but hasn't been won by an Umamusume yet, and>Centaur StakesWon by Biko Pegasus and BelieveIf you somehow can watch the G3s today>Sapporo Nisai StakesWas won by Nishino Flower and Jungle Pocket and>Keisei Hai Autumn HandicapWas won by Sakura Chitose OWith that said, goodnight and praying good luck to everyone who can watch
>>579932204shame that artist died
>>579932117Is this a pace loopa parent? Uma stan is the lowest priority loopa skill for me, but thats because I have digitan so I can easily force it into any lineage with little effortGroundwork is good but I would never consider an uma as loopa material unless she has RS Stam+Mood
>>579932249The exact same thing we all run minus tachyon + creek
>>579932204Sex with Natie
>>579932212>>579932285I appreciate the link and speedy responses. Also yeah it's a pace loopa.
>>579932204I really like Machitan's sport alt
>>579932284>>579931897so cute
>>579932296So 2 speed 1 stam 2 wit?
>>579932296>minus tachyonyour skill points are bricked anyon...
>>579932416Yes indeed
>>579932436I prefer the extra gold skill in a 2 speed set up
>>579932159All in random number
not complaining since autos gotta auto, but why are auto runs so inconsistent to get gold skills in general
>>579932159STARTING!
We fucked
>>579932460SEX WITH CURRENMARRIAGE WITH CURREN
>>579932557She has one of the more heartwarming career endingsA real ray of sunshine that uma
>ugly_overdesigned_JP_uma.jpgwow she's so beautiful bros...
Shonan Galleon wins G3 Sapporo Nisai Stakes at Sapporo
>>579932538professor is not that important of a skill and can fire in accel zone and rendered useless, you're better off buying more midrace/last spurt whites
>>579932675How is Digitan so fucking sexy>>579932784>1.1 oddsClear winner right there
>>579932813With that Flightline has his first graded stakes winner
>>579932675Digicow... >>579932813She is equal parts sexy and horny
>>579932805I forget does curvature always fire corner3 if possible?
Next race is Enif Stakes (Listed)
umamusume haaaaawt
>>579932784how do 1.1 odds even happen in a 2 y/o race? how hyped is shonan galleon
>>579931897dear god, who the fuck is that disgusting fridge shaped Uma that appeared behind Espy?
>>579932963it's completely random, which is why it can go off in late corner 3/early corner 4 for cm19 and do nothing
>>579933067>digitan>touching another umashe would NEVER
>>579932675floppy digitan tiddies...
>>579932964STARTING!>>579933005Flightline's first crop hype + great L3F/overall time in his debut
>>579933113>Fridge-shaped
God Blue Bee wins Enif Stakes (Listed) Stakes at Hanshin
>>579933132Tachyon gave her a confidence potion (temporary)
this is a dirt thread
>>579933254>Brian's Time blood
>>579933273Would tachyons tinctures even be powerful enough to break through digitans mess?
>>579933317Where is Digitan and Urara??
>whorrenfag responding to xer own postspathetic
Next race is G3 Keisei Hai Autumn Handicap in 10 minutes
Danchooouuu i did the thing
>>579933350Sucking my cock and nipples
smart fuckon
>>579933371Good job Mambro
>>579933317Digitan snubbed from the dirter hangout... again...this is why nobody likes dirters.
Boy uma....TAMED
>>579933390
Tarutits before I go to tarusleep
>>579933517We like feng shui here
>>579933350>>579933415found a more complete dirter art
>Stupid Goose defense force
I think I have a Type
Smart Falcon?More likeFucking bitchass retard whore haha
>>579933671My plain wife would never act like that
>>579933705curren wouldn't say this
>>579933746For you
>Whorren ChanSomeone posts THAT webm
Post more bro pls
>>579933362STARTING!
>>579933864The uma I just fucked in front of the uma I called to fuck
I see u'all are not hyped up about Inari One and Tama Cross as me, are you mindnumbingly insane?
Piko Rose wins G3 Keisei Hai Autumn Handicap at Nakayama
>>579932883In Japan. His first graded stakes winner already happened in America, but it's on turf.
I did da dahby...
>>579933949idk I like Paizuri One but I'm just looking forward to other umas more
>>579933841/uma/ will pull for every dirter
>>579934010Such as?
>>579933984
>>579933949If I got any of them I'd never use them because of their styles so it'd be pointless
>>579933949
>>579933949I already got base Tama and Inari, but I will pull for festival tits
>>579933984Dia love!
>>579934041ThemStart of Grand Masters has the potential of draining me for 100k if I get unlucky on their banners and Ramonu
>>579934019My bro's succulent tits...
>>579933984Dia-chan love! Congratulations Piko Rose!
>>579933998eh? who was first? Flight Command got fucked in that G2 so who?
bwos i've fully fallen for zephyr propaganda after reading the free story chapters... she's so cute and her voice is so asmr... but i just pulled to pity on machan
shichi tits?
>>579934265Oguri fat...
>>579934315you just like her tits
buying skills after clanker run on JP server is so tiresomefucking 5000+ sp man
>>579934265Where's Rice?
>>579934312It's one of his fillies, Go for Launch
>>579934391With Onii-sama
>>579932805>>579933124it's only bad if it goes off late corner 3 or early corner 4if it's early 3 it gives great carry over if it's late corner 4 seiun will be done accelerating before it procsif it goes off corner 1 or 2 then it helps her fight for position. I think you're misinformed
>>579934265that's what you get for being too fat
post something sleepy
>>579934391showering
>>579933949I want both so I have a bad feeling I'm going to hit pity without rolling either of them
>>579934449...can I see?
>>579934419Bolton Landing Stakes is not a graded race anon...
>>579933831No idea what you're talking about but I'll post a mp4 that we all like!Curren having lovey dovey sex with (You)!
>>579934467That's why you need to get ready for banner you want>have 200 planned>spend 200 - cool as planned>have 200>spend 50 - insane luck ez free pulls for support card or next Uma
I just woke up
>>579934447
babymaking anal sex with dirters
>>579928463tenshi wouldn't do this
>>579934609i hate when that happens
>>579934656Is that allowed?
>>579934431i never called it a bad skill, but it's not high priority on a list of skills to buy and it's not worth running kitasan over tachyon (if you have both MLB) just for professor
>>579934175Wasn't Grass also a big eater?
>>579934446Is Star Blossom just umasery porn?
To the swiss anon from a few threads ago, I'll be going to the grand prix tomorrow.
>>579934750Not on a mechanical level. You can possibly use an exploit to force it to happen, but it's inadvisable as Cygames WILL reliably ban anybody who is found to be in possession of an anal baby, since there is no legitimate way to achieve that and the stat advantages it provides are very substantial. (But on a story level, yes it is allowed.)
>>579934354sure i like her tits, but i am also weak to soft-spoken characters
>>579915410I'm an Open league tryhard fuck and getting close to 81/81 is the only way to outearn average Graded runs as an Openbabby
WEW lad I sense some jealousy
>>579934946goddamn
Bwos I trained a medium S turf A smart falcon and I literally can't beat any xogger with that, is there a consensus on what can be done to win a little? Runaway? Triple front? Stinky nature? Any weird inherits?
>>579934924nyo. it's cute umas doing cute things
>>579934532Telling Curren that she seems really experienced and that her umanko is unexpectedly loose!
Rosophia wins 12th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
Why can't we clock clankers races yet?
>>579934532>Curren having lovey dovey sex with 999 fans other than (You)!ftfyalso, currenwhorecurrenharlotcurrenslutcurrencumdumpcurrentownbikecurrenonahole
Abelard introduce me.
>>579935073Sure doesn't seem that way to me.
>>579934684accurate
>>579935476>>579935476>>579935476
Envelope wins 12th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
>>579935502retard
finish your bwead
>>579935502
>>579935502>Not even at bump limit
really desperate to be remembered huh
>>579919389ofc
