Previous: >>579935476>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
wahey
ryan LOVE
game sux
/jew/ club really sucked the soul out of benzo huhnot even a single goodbye
game needs DLSS5
I love my genius wife!
I took my trainee to a love hotel
something bad is going to happen
Digitan LOVE
I'm going to make dancho kick flaties
Teio sucked me in the office
Can't wait for front hating pace cucks to realize you need to build 2 good fronts if you don't want backliners to catch up
game is ok
Remember to thank Fuji for being cool with ignoring curfew for you.
hello anon, /uma/chan is recruiting! A+ club looking for 2 motivated anons to fill the roster, very cozy club. Apply Now!
>>579956458>localizers will censor this
>>579956510I already do this
>>579956510how about you build one good front, and i build one good front, then we just queue together for the rest of the CM
>>579956562Bring. Back. Jong.
>there is an Umamusume mod on PES2021would be to tempting to play with the boys but my coworkers have no idea wtf gacha even is.
It's time to come back to your roots benzo
I want to have sex
>>579956616the club still has jong
>>579956636holy newfag
>>579956562release. ze. logs
>>579956636bro doesn't know there is an entire normalfag general for this
>>579956542I'm more concerned about my trainee having my keys...
>>579956542>thanking a lesbian No
>>579956680Bring. Back. Jong. (in the club name)
>>579956594that's gay bwo
>>579956409At least he didn't lie to us about quitting the game only to join a better club the following day. That would be really embarrassing
The one and only incorrigible MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579956759sorry chud it's a machan club now
>>579956562>uma/cheats/
>>579956542>Nature's erotic socks visible in your private roomJesus Christ
>>579956765I think having a front buddy to compete against is pretty manly.
>>579956754What's there to worry about? It just means if you ever lose your key, she'll have one on her. And it means if you ever come home exhausted, your trainee can be there to set up a meal and a bath for you!
>>579956796>>579956807Mambocord...
>>579956807>>579956796
>>579956636>we might have brazilians ITTnão...
>>579956794Did she put her left hand in a lawnmower
I'm still waiting for danchou's order on what to do this month
>>579956812Who?
>>579956812>botter club implodesRelease the jong files this drama sounds juicier every time a new hint is dropped
>>579956807>>579956796mambotards...
>>579956820I won't be running pace jobbers
ok but how about a jong room right now
DANCHUD I CAN'T HIT 3M DAILY IM CLANKING DOBER DANCHUD DOSTEDT NOOOOOOO IM BOTTOM EARNER
>>579956920Farm more fanst. danchud
>>579956796>>579956807>>579956864Another day another mambocord raid... When will jannies ban this sick filth?
>>579957052join mambo
>>579956749>>579956749I forgot about those thread football tournament things, which is funny because I remember watching one between the jongers and some other thread I can't bother to remembermaybe I'm getting too old already if my memory is drawing those many blanks.>>579956915sorry anon mas eu so br kkkkkkk
Fuji Kiseki
>>579957035>I CAN'T HIT 3M DAILYLITERALLY HOWTHATS 3 AUTO RUNS, THATS SO EASY
>>579957036yeah but are we still going for S or cooling down in A+?
>>579957112But I'm already in mambo...
what's better for rank inflation?>1 double circle skill>2 single circle white skills
>>579957142NO ONE SAYS THIS
>>579957052JUST JOIN MAMBO AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THIS MADNESS
>>579957136
>>5799572122 single circles
>>579957217i say this>t. danchode
>>579956796>>579956807oh?
>xhe thinks uma&co will ever get SLol
>>579957032haven't played since 2024 but i could go for a round
>>579957189anon you're getting executed if we don't hit S and you're below the S minimum
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>579957142it's also 4-5 loopas considering 700k-600k fans each
>>579956812i wouldnt mind if my club had a bot doing 5mil daily haha
>>579956938>Currenposters are immune to sexual torture but completely weak to being drama edgedDevilish tactics being deployed...
>>579957330>chill and comfy>look inside>50m quota
asking again just in case someone knows>>579947620does the game still dump all its data into C if you play on PC?
>20 TP pots leftIt's fucking joever soon
https://x.com/S1lver1ron/status/2096168226652909968I desperately need this
>>579957387yeppersyou can fix it by using some link folder thingy that a random anon mentioned roughly 6 months ago
>>579957387far as I recall yeah, it dumps it all on the C: drive
>>579957304Majsoul Friends Room 59592(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=59592let's see if we fill
>>579957370for a+ yeah, 40-50mil is kinda required out of everyone, bwo
>>579957404My wife on the right.
>>579957370Yeah but you get to hang out with Hayashi
>>579957318but I was promised a chill month
>>579957387I think it "dumps" data in your user folder, which is generally located wherever your windows install is I think? That folder where every game secretly dumps random stuff, app/roaming/locallow or whatever it's called
>>579957330Who the fuck left
>>579956542Fuji a real one
>>579957419men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>579957387You need to uninstall the game then reinstall and Steam will put all the datas in the folder you want>>579957454>>579957457Not the case anymore since July 1st
>>579957490didn't Hayashi used to be part of Mambo
>>579957318"""no quota"""
>>579957589>Not the case anymore since July 1stCan you prove this before I go reinstalling my shit
>>579957454>>579957457fuggalright that saves me the time uninstalling and reinstalling just to be where I already am now. I already did the folder link thing but the game is choppy when you start it up.>>579957589ah shit which one is it
>>579957518chill month means rank 50 not rank 100 bwo... Now get to farming, you're farming for 2 till Danchou finds a benzo replacement
Sex with Tickezo and Mr. Hearing Protection
>>579957387anon claims that a full reinstallation will put all uma files in steam folderdo you trust them?
>>579957254Feels like its been awhile since I got hit with that image. Welcome back, buddy.
>>579957419love for G1 jobbers
Machan...
>>579957594No?
this is your ONLY chance to dethrone the /uma/club villansUmadash & Dacchis will be ovr heroes
benzo going to uma&co, you heard it here first
>>579955324ENOUGH WITH THE CB PROPAGANDAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT
>>579957662>I already did the folder link thing but the game is choppy when you start it up.preload it via a pshell script. ask bourbonGPT for help. Get-ChildItem -Path $GamePath -Recurse -File | ForEach-Object { try { $fs = [System.IO.File]::Open($_.FullName,'Open','Read','Read') $buffer = New-Object byte[] (16KB) $fs.Read($buffer,0,$buffer.Length) | Out-Null $fs.Close() } catch { }}
>>579957770Would sooner go to an actual discord club
>>579957835Uma in pantyhose are my weakness... I love this game...
>will make you cry>heart wrenching >intense stimulation >makes you root for them >makes you like then a bit more>light and enjoyable thoughts?
but I wanted medium...also>no spurtI LOVE LOOPING
>>579957713>flirting with the female trainer
>>579957345They actually have at least 3 of those
>>579957740!!!!!!!!!
>>579956796>neigha>/v/ma exclusive termWhy not just recruit there
>>579957912She's already long gone, trainer-kun.It's time to wake up.
>>579957885is this why the club imploded? release ze logs
>>579957835>hagNo
I do not loop. I just roll the die until I get 3* stamina and call it a day
>>579957882>No Uma StanGreat grandparent of the branch family maybe?
>>579957929>/v/ma exclusive termyou might be retarded (/uma/ exclusive term) anon
>wake up>wash my teeth>make breakfast>eat while watching some anime>sit on pc and post on /uma/>during all this 2 fan runs went by and danchud got 2M fans>not counting the overnight fan run while I slept which is another 1M>reset hasn't even happenedI don't understand flatniggers joining an A+ club and making only 1M a day
making gp for end xogwhat a dilemma
>>579957749Actually, Hayashi was a member of the club Mambo for the months of August and September 2025, as you can check for yourself on Chronogenesis.
>>579958060You've been exceptionally annoying this month
jong room?
>>579958027left one, the less gps you use for the 7 end closer sparks the better
My trainee is so mean to me...
>>579957969brb, bottom of the sea ;_;
>>579958002yeah that too fucking Uma Stan I'm going fucking insane
>>579958124
>>579958060you will NEVER get the jong logs
>>579957643Umaviewer github page talks about itIf you want to use it don't forget that the game data are now in the "Persistent" folder
>>579957993the "umas when they see you with a human female" part is missing
>>579957672yeah but I don't wanna do carats refill without 1/2danchou will probably have to find another replacement next month
>>579958027original sparks, you'll have to grind a 3* end at some point, get it now while you can
>>579957518>>579957672Until danchou says in chat that we're not going for it you should assume that the #90 club average rule/guideline is in place. There will probably be a decision made soonish if the 30th slot is unfilled for a while...
>>579958213>raped by a cow>he didn't outrun her
>>579958005>/vg/>faster and bigger general>only 12 pageshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/neigha/page/1/>/v/ma>very slow and dead board>15 pageshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/search/text/neigha/
>>579958137we already started bro....
>>579958294Uhhh where is that club rule in the advertisement or description?
>>579957929It started on /vg/ not /v/, like most of their memes.July 2025 first mention hereOctober 2025 first mention on /v/Don't tell them that or they'll sperg out about it like they do with bwo and nyo
>>579957740>>579957912so is Machan Trainer's tulpa?
>>579958332You may find this hard to believe but I actually invented the term neigha and I post exclusively on /vg/.
>>579958262I am going to try this and if it doesn't work I am going to tickle your balls
>>579958332akshually it's 38 pageshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/search/text/neigha/page/38
>>579958183>>579958285aight, thank you bwos
>>579957835i love agnes!!! she’s such a mommy dommy!
>>579958409Nah I am very real and my daily creampies in her umanko are proof of that
>>579958379IDK if newer people have missed the pastebin but it's there
>>579958332
>>579958023>eat breakfast after washing your teethwhy not eat before washing
>>579958284I didn't wanna do it at first either but it's carat positive so I guess it's fine. Just loop or fan run with 40+ races/career till you get your 100 carats
I am a fan of Samson.
Okay, but you gonna join Mambo or not?
>>579958553>washing teethdo niggers really say this?you BRUSH your teeth you fucking RETARD
>>579958553mouth tastes very bad when you wake up, maybe it's just me
>3pow>Also 3paceglue...
>>579958437You don't believe me?
>>579956280Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>579958615you're a big fan?
>>579958408>It started on /vg/ not /v/, like most of their memes.>July 2025 first mention here>October 2025 first mention on /v/The absolute state
>>579958524The club isn't ranked S thougheverbeit
>>579958662That's ESL speak.
niggas so performative they use neigha instead of nigga
>>579958757Who'd believe anyone that posts or likes this shitty maya now in color?
>>579957875Where the fuck is nice nature, fucking jpniggers
>>579958524release ze 'bin
why arent you doing your auto fan runs...
I nenne sie Neger
>>579958571>it's carat positiventa, but is that really true? I was refusing to use my tp pots until now because I never wanted to reach the point where I would have to use carats, I thought you couldn't receive them from autos for some reason
>>579958823Read lines 14-16 my dude.>>579958905nyo
Danchous are getting real cocky out of nowhere.
i invented the word "gwochacho"
>>579958928i’m LOOPING
Stop speaking like a nigger and have some self respect
Have we come full circle? Now we're sperging out about a play on words from the sound a horse makes?
>>579959024LOOPING is acceptable
>>579956510The fuck. Rabbit is still a mainstay that far into the game?
gwochacherinoceros
Healer Grass inherit + Serenity will save my xog stam
>>579958996that was me actually
bro wanna rub our borrows together?just trainers doing trainer things
>>579958940The drop rate for carats is 5%, if you're winning 40 races it's carat neutral. I have no proof but I also think auto carat drop rate is boosted. I've never gotten more than 15 carats in MANT runs or fan runs, meanwhile the most I've gotten in Auto is 35
I thought paying for to was bad until I realized it only costs 10 for 30 tp. For some reason I thought it was 30:30.
>>579958662dentures, please understand
>>579959274no, thats 30 for 3 daily tickets
>>579958940I do auto all day, but I haven't been keeping track of how much I get from other sources
>>579959226>40 racesWhat the fuck? Who is running 40 races?
>>579959392My auto pasa does
uh oh
>>579959392good goys who slave for dancho
>>579957471thanks for the game bros
THree more days till my wife Tama
>>579959438For what purpose
>>579957471gg! Thanks for the game.Some big hands there...
>>579959392People that want their loops to be carat neutral. Hopefully GM lets me do 40 races while also hitting SS so my whites aren't fucked
>>579959392fanrunners. They run a deck with max fan bonus and run 40+ races, you get 1-1.2M fan per run that way, allegedly.I've never done that and never fucking will, I crank out parents until TP is gone, gets me ~620k/run, but I'm not fan running and danchou can suck my cock if he doesn't like it
>>579957471I joined just to play on vibes and deal in a total of 48k points sheeshThanks for the lobby but I have to get lunch now. It was fun!
>>579959518Fans and a few carats for refills
>>579959505>>579959541>>579959570good fast jonger
>>579956510I fucking hate XOguri because she's so powerful compared to all the other umas the best strategy is unironically XOguri + 2 debuffersRetards will screech "muh it's the same with Ai, Orfevre or some shit" but the difference is that even with these new meta umas it's never "V.Taiki+ 2 doms lul"That's the lazy ass strategy, if you do that you will just help the other lates and ends pace up and you lose. Meanwhile in global it's literally the best strat>>579959098Team synergy is even more important now (and that's a good thing). Backliners have a ton of mid-race skills now so if you don't do this they will catch up to your pace chasers. And if Gran caught up to you are getting raped
>>579959392I do full fan farm for umas that I don't care for as parent but want the expert title for
>>579959226I see. I'm giving it a try when my pots are over, thanks
>>579959643Those aren't bad stats considering you basically didn't train her...
>>579959636>the best strategy is unironically XOguri + 2 debuffers>Team synergy is even more important now (and that's a good thing).agreed
>>579959824Lala is the sexiest gold clan uma
>>579957005That's just gifting a well timed Solid strike
>>579959872it's not even a competition really
>>579959924Yeah kinda
Cm ace test520829095208290952082909
>>579959872I mean... She is the most female looking there is
>>579960079But im still making the grand parents gwo
>>579958787>he posted this pic againCute!!
>>579958571no!I'm an umamusume torenaand I want to loop parent, do silly runs, and complete in CMyou can't contain me any longer
>danchou just announced a mandatory club meeting in 3 hours
>want to see if I can visit Hokko Tarumae when I visit Tomakomai in November>fucking Oguri Cap on the main page
>>579960287>forgot image
>>579960079>cm ace test>when half of aces are cant be build without wit oguribwo?
>>579960273where are you meeting at
>>579959872all of them look like men so it's not that big of a competition, only golshi can compete without if she doesn't have her retard hat
>>579960246Why does Sunday Silence want to fuck the Trainer?
>>579960385The backroom
>>579960385In the club chat, everyone needs to be available at that time and respond to danchous questions ASAP
>>579959565I only do a race per day, I joined a B+ club exactly for that really since all they ask of us is to trade shoes and do at least a run occasionallythank god for auto really, I'll just wait until a new fun scenario comes out or I get a new uma to win an onsen with
>>579960385https://youtu.be/IslF_EyhMzg
>>579960079Kitasan Black..! In a double dom lobbyPsonally 5, hell every front runner is viable this CM. But let's do a couple more before reset779747577797475777974757
>>579960508So Cafe can be born, obviously bro
>>579960753>Yukino BijinI thought her name was Yukino Yeppers wtf
MORE LIKE TEMU OPERA
>>579960508for more cafelings
>>579960527Yeah I'm sure you all discuss vital club things like the pastebin in club chat
>>579960884seething wont get you the century back
>>579960362>Ideal Idol
I think the fanart with Sunday Silence being a scarred up Manhattan Cafe is dumb.
:3
>>579960753Medium A Maru...she had it in the bag...single dom roomFinal room before reset517337475173374751733747
What deck are you guys using for auto these daysI cant seem to get SS with full dirt schedule
>>579961297Erm endxog bros what is THIS??
>>5799612976/9
>>5799614246/7?
>>579961215
>>579961351stack race bonus cards
>>579961351if your schedule is getting dense you have to balance your deck with race bonus too
>>579961626shut up danchou, you can't trick me
my goat...
>>579961576adorable chudling
DON'T FORGET TO DO FINEMO LEGEND RACEIT'S RESETTING IN 2 MINUTES
hey threadtrollerinoes did you know that the easiest way to grief a room is to join with a single uma why don't you try doing that huh do that to the thread celebrities' rooms it will be very funny lol
>>579961801I would never forget to race my beautiful wife
>>579961801done :)
>>579961781
NEW DAY
what is this skill called
>>579961820I would but that would reveal my secret identity
>>579961801WTF YOU SHOULDVE POSTED THIS EARLY IM BRICKED BRICKED I TELL YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579961750race bonusnot fan bonus
Okay now what
>>579961820I grief V rooms by joining with a troll team but he still manages to finish 789 somehow
>>579961820rooms are useful and fun, even when hosted by some of the interesting people.also, if you did that you would get start getting namedropped and become a "personality" too.
>>579960753these paces are eating up the p3 front cause she can't proc See Ya Later instantly and gets thrown to the wolves...thanks for joining anondacchis, hopefully you came out with something out of these races too
>>579961915
>>579961997one of these is more erotic than the other
How are you guys so fast I'm still working on my first set of parents
for me, it's 7+1
>>579962031yeah, that endxog needs nimble or a late race movement skillall those paces block her
>>579962069Yeah the one with fatter tits obviously
>>579962225*incorrect buzzer*
i didnt even parfait dope... this should be good until the scenarios end probably
I'm not gonna make it bros....
I MISSED 2 DAYS OF LEGEND RACES????????????
>>579962361its legit over
I am Fine
i do it for she
>>579962282
>>5799623612 days is the max you can miss while still getting the shard
>>579962423SEEEX
>>579962361
i still have to upgrade my tt niggas
She likes to eat
>>579962423hey, we both dated the same auntie today
extra dates? don't need em
I love my tiny jew she is so cute
>>579962625Allen...
My wife has been ruined
>>579962625tamabro...
become mejiro's property
Cuteasan Black
>>579962164Aieeee brazilianbwos don't look!
>>579962848Mejiro Dober's yes.
Gold ship failed eating the noodles....
Don't ban me
>>579962164what a sight...
you guys aren't cheating on your waifu, are you?
I want to fuck an Irish uma
>>579963016Never
>>579963016my waifu wouldn't mind
>>579962848>>579962875japanese people will see a plate full of meat and vegetables and immediately make a beeline to start shoveling down the bowl of plain white rice.
>>579956280Cute Urara
>>579962983why is sakura chiyono o diving into chinoike jigoku...
>>579963007DUAL WIELD
>>579963016I just bring whoever next in line to bond 11
>>579963007God she's so cute
>>579962848
>>579963342lunch with her trainer husband
What card are you guys borrowing for independent training? Someone recommended throne but I've been permastuck on Kingu for guaranteed Uma Stan
>his uma eats boring r*ce/n**dles
>>579963405I borrow Fuku for easy guaranteed SS
>>579963405Fuku is her own Tierborrow her if you don't have her
never forget
hachimi hachimihacchi mi
>be me>having way too many favorite umas>the game doesn't allow me to select a pool of Uma to appear randomly on main screen
how cum nobody talks about how VILLAINOUS teio bros are?
>>579963640Yeah idk why they dont let you do that
>>579963640I'd rather there be an option to have random uma but always 3* racewear
>>579963640Do they ever make this a feature? Even just having random umas appear in their racewear would be good...
>>579963640They want you to never ever disables Ryan
>>579963735There are no teiobros
>>579963735nobody takes them seriously
>>579963640
>>579963640The stupidest thing is not being able to select a random uma and their signature racewears
>>579963735teiobros were expurged from threads a long time ago
we love teio here
>>579963735teiobros are only active during late night hours
>>579962361zwo...
>>579960629I feel you. I'm in an A+ club with 60M quota, and highest I can consistently do in a month (I love the game) is 75-90M. If the quota goes above that I'll quit and join an A-rank or B+ club. I like the gibs but fan runs are not something I'm ever going to do, because they don't make good parents.
highrolling
>>579963543Wife.
>>579964126
teio bros were kicked from 109 generals
>>579964012This is only true for /v/ma
is every teiobro fat and brown or only the majority
>>579963342>hamburger steak...>stick carrot on topCULINARY GENIUS IDEA that'll be 50$ + tip
Gold City smile in my heart
>>579964235WHY DOES NOBODY EVER DRAW HAIRY ARMPITS
cutest uma ever
>>579964502because they're disgusting.Armpits are kino when shaved.
>>579964502Flower doesn't have hair yet
>>579964558
Almost forgot to switch scenario on a borrow run award
>>579964235More like STINKY NATURE
What the fuck
cow wife
>>579961801I forgot to do her race today, would have missed out on 7 Finemoaner stars. >86 out of 150so in six months when I can daily legend race her, it'll only take.....64 days. yay....Hishiama, TaiSHIT, and Narita Brian are all at 90+ though, so in November/December it'll only be six weeks for each of them.
Evil umas
Kentucky Wife
>>5799623615, actually.
>>579964946omega brocked by fodder fronts probablychance is not 0%
>all these phone poster
>>579964425Cutie
>>579965127silly little smile :D
HOW LONG UNTIL TAMA BANNER
Tracen is short for "training center"
>>579964946
>>579964946this but pace
>>579965085pama qt soon
Anons I have a question, how can I get the max rating posible with auto training? Context is I want to finish the upcoming event as fast as posible because I need the free SSR Speed card from it to build my pace for the CM (She does not have gold recovery, but needs 3 speed cards and I dont feel like playing agemasen with tosen jordan)Would using base oguri with a 3 speed 2 wit + LH in balanced work? Or are there better stat distributions to get higher rating?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I DON'T HAVE CARATSI WILL NEVER MAKE ITMY ACCOUNT IS BRICKEDIT'S OVER
>>579965306whose animation is thisstinky windy?
>>579965305STOP EXPOSING THE UMA BUISINESS
Will Hokuto No Vega ever be added
>>579965417new windy alt in jp
>>579965305wrong, tracen is short for (Human) Trade Center
>>579965391
>>579965545maybe
>OHAYO>post shoes req>leaves
>>579965387i got UG with this on a 20 race schedule
>>579965305Tracen is where they trace n's
>>579965227>anons think she's a bitchtalk about filtered, Shichi a cute and a best
>>579965662Mambro...
>>579965635Please stop posting Umas with nice thighs, I don't want to masturbate today.
>>579965662>post shoes req>leaves
>>579965774
FAT FUCK
Need a Norn wife that wants to run her small dance studio with me after an uneventful local racing career
>>579965635ojiisans' onahole
what happens at Bond 11?
>>579965849>funny honeywtf
White woman
I have 2* Turf on my Parents and 14* Medium. Guess which spark procced the most in the past 5 days
>>579965950haha sex lol
>>579965970This Teio is very pretty, I like it :)
>>579965950you take their first kiss
>>579965950
>>579964212really?
are we finally dead
>>579966118The [GOOD] End
>>579965847>this is the first Machan photo I've savedthere's no hope for me, anymore
>>579966539 i fucking wish
>>579966665thats a granny
>ナイスネイチャ(27)
>>579966658
Oh... I'm in the soup...
>>579966665Don't forget that this hag tried to seduce her granddaughter's trainer
>>579966964I shan't betray my cute luna poona... HOWEVER
>>579957896
>>579966947goddamn youmotherfucker
>>579965847Sir, please, I have family over and I don't want to go 'to the bathroom' to beat one off.
>finally get therun.com>forgot to date LH one last time>kitablack fucked offoh well, it wouldn't be a good CM without a handicap on my winner uma
>>579966539unfortunately, no
Bros... my go to pizza delivery store closed its website...
Reminder that teiobros being "disgusting"Is a shitpost/forced meme from fag sissies that think showering more than twice a week is necessarily
you horny apes need to learn some self control
I love this little Chudling
>>579966665Symboli family LOVE.Join Haythere btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>579967347danchud I think it's time you put on the Luna cosplay
>soulless end Xoggers are even running Tachyon/Rudolf as front to deny pace promoteswhy are metachuds like this?
>>579967347Kris Cutealready in a club sorry
>>579967234They might have switched over to Slice? Its a delivery/pick-up app for pizza places. My local place did the same thing.
Attention Trainers, /Umagg/ is recruiting. We have 2 to 3 spots available. All we ask is for you to do your dailies, please.
>>579967364>it started playing before I even touched the linkNOOOO THIS SONG WAS OUT OF MY SYSTEM FUCK YOU
>>579967480the best strat is probably an End Hog with Suicide Suzuka (loaded with debuffs) and a dedicated Rudolf/Tach, also debuffs. You deny fronts A/S and deny pace promotes, which could threaten your Hog.
>>579967480what they don't know is that in a front heavy lobby these goofs only end up as fodder for paces
it's over
>>579967364Licking the Lickey
>>579967551>SliceIsn't that that bullshit from Silicon Valley?https://youtu.be/LYu-d6y5HRo
>>579967551Yeah I guess they switched to the local globalhomo ubereats site
teio!
>>579967756I tried this. Suzuka gets overtaken too early, you're not denying angling from anyone. But you do need a frontline if you're running endxogs, if your team is full of backliners you lose access to pump and mpb because Oguri is too strong.
>>579967768why would front heavy lobbies be a common occurrence in Scorpio? Fronts need ~900 stam + gold, allegedly (despite only needing 1000 + gold for Pisces, a Heavy 3200m race) and they don't have any useful accels except Seiun's. They seem pretty weak in this CM.
>>579965387I think high level LH are crucials. The rest can be subtituted by ssr card event.
>>579967957I never watched Silicon Valley. Its just another Doordash/UberEats but for pizza places.
>>579967347Not before my current club shits the bed, due all the flatliner refusing to do their auto runs
Join Mambo
>>579966118
>>579968127frontGODS are autistic retards that will cook up a triple 7s parent loop just for 0.1 accelAnd final push as well as second wind are easy to chance upon this scenario. A semi early or late proc will get value
>>579968220I wonder if we will explode
MOMMY
>>579968220Mambwo...
>>579968116Gentilwife
>>579968304I don't doubt they'll try, I'm a frontfag too, but compared to other styles fronts seem quite disavantaged this CM.
A jigg:https://jiggie.fun/Zo9jmchttps://jiggie.fun/Zo9jmc
>>579967345chud from birth
more like mambruh
>>579968558what if a ningen woman is pregnant with an uma and the uma kicks her bellythat must be hell
>>579968461>fronts seem quite disadvantaged this CMThat's what you bunch of fags always say
>>579968583
>>579968137
more like mamblud
@gronck now draw her pregnant and take off her shoes and socks
>>579968741
mamdiddy
Is this ok?
>every campaign starts with Iesbian sexWhere can I find a gacha just like this that isn't made for cucks and agp troons?
>>579968116>l-l-l-lesbian...
>>579968816
>>579968861Mejiro Kingdom
>>579968816don't release the files...
>>579968826not really
Nyotince how THEY never show up at the same time? Weird, isn't it?
You can't trust d*rters.
I've not played an actual career for 5 days now
>>579968613no? Last CM fronts performed pretty well, hell I got my second plat with Seiun Sky, so while I wouldn't say fronts were strong, they were perfectly viable and you had a good shot of winning. That doesn't seem to be the case when the best accel you have is a .2 and....pretty much fuck all else. Not to mention getting absurd levels of stamina that I'm not sure is even real. Can someone explain how the fuck fronts won Pisces (3200m, heavy) with 1000 stamina + gold, but for a 2200m firm race they need 900 + gold? >higher speed = higher stamina consumption, retardbullshit, spurt rates and survival rates change barely 2% between 1200 speed and 1600 speed, that is absolutely not the cause.
>>579969158TARUU?!
If I'm making a new /uma/ club right now, what are the chances that it will be filled up?
What sparks do you guys use for cms in grand live? stamina? power? wit?
>>579969158absolute pkmn energy those two>>579969173absolute poorfag tiny umanko sex energy
boysex
>>579969248there are clubs still recruiting that will actually give gibs so zero
>>579968116Cygames insists that she is a full-on Iesbo that marries her dyke trainer hough
>>579969248umahjong 2 probably absorbed all the people looking to swap
>>579969175Kitasan Black ult simple asif other styles can get 1k stamina and a gold, fronts can too.
>>579968598Ningen women are lowly creatures WITHOUT the three goddesses blessings they can never be used to reproduce umamusume
This thread is so shit. Can we get something fun like drama
>>579969331The female one is literally platonic
>>579969438Benzo quit /uma/clubuma/jong/ had some internal dramauma&co are schizospick your poison
>>579969158I'll trust the sizes are exquisite and that's it
She holds an advanced rank in Japanese caligraphy.
>>579967197>tested her>fighting spirit is a healI want to cry
>>579969438Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown will be heldSame as the Officers Cup Short Distance Championship (sprinters stakes/mile championship)but that's about it
>>579969282SO TRUE>>579969296>that nose and eyes
>>579969564thank you Currenposter for keeping track
>>579969438>>579969473This December your favorite umamusumes will shred the vestiges of liking men and boldly reveal how their hearts beat only for each other's vaginas. This game was never for (you), it is for sapphic women.
Cygames must do better
>>579969702he said make the thread better bwo
>stealing reddit screenshotsYeah this thread hit lower than rock bottom
Smart Falcon makes a cute squeak when she loses in Team Trials.
>>579967197>>579969614I have a strongly feeling that this has already happened here before.
>eddit screenshot from months agolollmao[-]
>>579969686Im okay with this cuz i like yuri
the coldest bourbon image yet
>>579969868she's one of my team captains and usually my daily clearer for exactly that reason, honestly she just has the best chirps and shouts for mundane tasks you have to do multiple times ad ay.
>>579969571>lying about your 3 sizes when you look like THAT but.......why? You're S tier hot already, just fucking look at yourself, holy shit. this is making me not want to pull for her. Maybe I'll wait until I read her first four chapters. If her personality sucks, not pulling. >Ramonu's personality sucks and you're pulling for her, thoughFUCK YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>579969438
he's going all out, first yuri, now localizationnext screenshot is gonna be the nude mod thing
>>579970090What the fuck is this schizo post
Clippety-tippety-clop.
time to bless the thread. It's now 89 days until we can scout her!
>bleach sucked todayhere's to hoping mushoku will be better tomorrow
Hello friends I’m at the car dealership!!!
>>579970268Good thing she's endcuck or the propagand would work so hard on me...
>>579969438Here you go, anon. Free faggots to shit on like they're from the Ganges. >>579969974>>579969686
>>579969248According to anons here it is always zero, but if you have enough patience amd endure the first month, it will fill up in a month or two, like Autis/uma/ and ExcelUma
>>579969331>game has different animations depending on your character's gender>somehow this mean the uma is lesbian and cannot love manBruh, but it has 2 different animations for a reason, why do you keep forgetting that there is a male too in this pic?I know that this is a bait and i saw it before, but why keep going with this pic that actually makes your point wrong?
why are you responding to a bot
go go mun
>>579970382If you're not gambling, are you even racing?
>>579969248ExcelUma took 2 months desu
how did 'jong already have a club ready before disbanding? was a MUTINY in the works?
>#clublist is still not updatedWhat's taking anondaccho so long
Post your favorite CM moments
>>579969868>Umadol order>KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS
>>579969686yawn, whatever you say carpet muncher. Enjoy that 44% and whatever scene from this one yuri anime where the heroine interacts with a male character that loops in your head around 2am
>>579965950L-Lewd!
sexing the umadol umanko
>>579969173>Play GL manually>COguri 3x >Sub 1500 speed>Play Mayano>1600 speed in 1st attempt with S Med, Right handed and Fall greensPlaying GrandLive is so rng>No Hello date on jr year, kill run>No rainbows stacking, kill run
>>579970763
>>579969686nobodys rolling on these thoughbeit
>>579971061Overdesigned slop that insists upon itself.
>>579971183melty
>>579971061Is nepo umanko good for me?
>>579971061Nepouma sexo
slurping dirter cunt
>>579971502majestic
It's a new day!
>>579971502wtf, teio is actually kinda sexy?
How many sparks for A End Hog
>>5799719787
>>579970926this isn't attractive
>>579971183but enough about your trainee
>>579972020I thought it was 5
>>579971978>End HogBut why?
>>579968598the uma strength comes in later so it's just a normal baby until childhood/puberty
>>579968558fucking my still sexy pregnant uma wife while she's pregnant with our chud baby
>>579970763dueling sex
>>579972257It's the strongest version of her and I wanna win a plat
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I FORGOT TO DO YESTERDAY'S OUTINGS
YesYESTHANK YOU MR BEAST
>>579972640
>>579972261HOLY
I was trying to find that picture of Chrono getting scammed but I got distracted
>>579972704GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU CURRYNIGGER
>>579972785I will never forget Machan's softness
>>579970616>find a club that was ranked before month reset>club is inactive after reset with only 1 member>join and instantly become danchou>be ranked with a “new club”
>>579973295That's fucked up
>>579973295...wait then why do people bother making new clubs at all
>>579973295what the fuck this is NTR
groping chronogenitals
>Merrytranslatorbros?
>>579972431who actually won that?
>>579973445A+ rank now. We ain’t missing carats.>>579973505Secret tech.
>>579973458
>>579973505because no one knew about it?also that's shamefur dispray
>>579973886Bourbon by a hair.
>>579973991Skinwalkers
if you lose by a nose get a longer nose
>>579973991But you're still getting D+ carats this month no?
>>579974324retardbro.. you get carats on the 1st for the previous month
>>579974324anon...
Anyone else have xOguri but are challenging themselves to not use her for CM19? I'm running Creek, Ardan, and either Opera O or Ayabe.
what a disgusting CM
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/87dvcB>https://jiggie.fun/87dvcBhttps://jiggie.fun/87dvcB>https://jiggie.fun/87dvcBhttps://jiggie.fun/87dvcB
>>579973886Falco 1st, Bourbon 2nd, Teio 3rdUlala 5th
Mcqueen would just her fat fucking gut out in a close race.
>>579974410one time i clicked on these and the picture was a porn gif I couldnt identify the source for so i no longer click on these
>>579974047>>579974169A+ Rank was promised 3000 ago.
>>579974376>>579974390Yeah that's what I mean, 1st of the next month
>>579973880
Whatever you do, do NOT deadname jong2. They aren't mexican. It would be extremely disrespectful.
>>579974393>Teio
I really, really want to have sex with older women
>>579974393nobody makes CM specific parents right
>>579974672older as in adults, or older as in older than you
These newfriends with E/D TT ranks sure are putting in a lot of work...
>>579974754older like 18 or 19
>>579974559>acknowledging it as a holy daySomeone please notify the lolcowlizers
>>579974754older like 14 or 15
>>579974754older like 6 or 7
>>579974780actual botters
>>579974624
>>579974924sonion...
>>579974780This club can't be considered an /uma/ club
>>579974780so it's like fucking 5 members max with alts that just bot and inflate the ranks? the fuck
>>579974780Everything about this is sketchy, sus even.Original dancho will reveal the truth in 6-7 weeks
>>579974694If you're open leauge you do since the inherited skills are cheaper and the parents dont ask for much
>>579974780They're doing runs while watching college football what's so weird about that
>>579974780I support the bot club. It's what sweeydev would have wanted.
>>579974780where do they find these newcuties? guy created his account few days ago, joined their club and started spamming fan runs
>>579974780Wtf jongers you niggas are like this?
>people are mad that my cousin Gus is auto running Uma while watching the games
SEX
>>579974780well since the punishment seems to be absolutely nothing it makes sense to have 5 hyper spamming bots in your club
umapiss has many health benefits
>>579975283>>579975492what is this weird damage controlseems like a discord raid
>>579975559I just like football
>>579974780My bro Greg does runs while dating with his girlfriends
may cyGODS strike them down back to D+ before next month inshallah
i love ryan
>>579975397>>579974780>Independent Learneris it even botting if they're using the regular fan farming feature?if anything it seems a regular alt to boost fans
My first UG Xoguri :)
>XoguriAnother one...
I'm saving club points, will there be any good cards to spark in future?
most botter clubs get nuked before gibs anyway so if you rely on just bots you will get nothing on 1st
>>579975751>is it even botting if they're using the regular fan farming feature?i mean you can just setup sweepy to auto start bot runs for you, no? just get some like cheapo 20 dollar, dollar general phone, put uma on it, and sweep away
>>579975778>keep forgetting the screenshot
>>579975845No
>>579975559dude all my frat homies do runs while watching baseball fr fr
>>579970715will update over the weekend. didn't see a # post with the reformed majong club but it's worth considering not sending new players to something like >>579974780
>>579975905not even, i think there's some vibecoded AI programs that schedule everything for you without opening the game
So what's the actual plan here
>>579975845free cards are for newcuties, beyond that you spend them when event shops use em
>>579976109borrow
Poking Machan right now
>>5799761091 spark
>>5799761093 month brake
>>579976109cheeky tenner
>>579976109Borrow, it's only useful for some CMs for the scenario and not even available for the first CM
>>579976109Cygames WILL give us 100 rolls on this
>>579976293>it's only useful for some CMshuh?
>>579976180
>>579976363Yeah its not used in every GM CM, go figure right?
>>579970341>Diddy Tensei
>>579976361>already gave free pulls on ramonuThey're not THAT generous. But I wonder how they handled this on other servers though
>>579976109Borrow. You'll only get that TE at 3lb.
>>579956280This kinda just feels like another fandom where its just gonna be niche with no females in it again. Dropped
Getting real bad skipper's remorse over rickey, anytime someone posts her stupid goofy smile I want to kiss her
we have female currensisters though
>>579976554Someone help this lost nigga
>>579976109Skip Ramonu wit, roll on this
can we go lower?
>>579976539they gave us 100 on riko so i trvst the plan
I have Vodka fatigue
>>579976716
making up fake drama for my club then denying to give the deets to currenposters as they keep begging for it
>>579976864my gf's hands are that size compared to mineIt's really adorableI highly recommend dating someone 30cm shorter than you
>>579976716yesand i am forming a team i need you
>>579976897Mambwo...
>>579976926Look at thsoe sexy FEMALE (SHE) woman!
>>579974545ive never done one of thesemine are safe I pwomise
Wow you can get coached for cm20 by THE Charlotte Victoria Frontier!
…
>>579976990What kind of a fucking loser do you have to be to actually pay for this
>>579976897nyo.... the jong logs are real.... they must be....
When do they raise the legacy capI'm always out of room for all the loopslop I want to save that may be useful someday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Hn6sapjbM
The stam gaslighting will continue until eos.
>>579976990I like how he is ignoring this CM. Not good enough to win against xog lmao
>>579977159This one guy liked it so much he did it twice
>>579977336why does this read so sexual
>>579977296I don't think anyone is gwochacho
>>579977296yea lol if u can’t get plat next cm with or without cm y r u even playing this game
>>579977243literally who
>>579976990>portrays himself as a MANT expert>jobs to S+ umas in the finals
>>579976990>>579977336Can I pay Mr. Oliveira to ERP with me? He's mine for that one hour you pay, right?
>>579976109You can borrow this card for the whole scenario and reach A finals in every cm anyway, after which you're faced with the biggest rng check of them all: matchmaking.
>>579977410because you're horny and gay
>>579977243mambo...
>>579977336>we get 4 hints from TachhionDamn good i have you bros, i dont need this retarded stuff and i'm pretty comfortable at the game alreadyt.newcutie
>>579977673not everything is mambo you insufferably tranny
>both witGAWD and witFRAUD are now aligning on the xogger inheritWe're in the endgame now.
>>579977775mambwo....
>>579977751Glad to have been of service
>>579977775nonny...
>>579976716Yes.
>seatard spamming his gay shit againBUY AN AD I BEG OF YOU
You may now kiss the bride
>>579977212as someone part of the jong uprising, I don't have a clue why we did it, it just kind of happened
but it's like midnight here
>yeah gwo buy 4 healing skills for 0.1 accel lmao btw buy my coaching sesh while you're at it
>>579978110swagapino..
>>579978110Check /vm/, he's up
really fucking cool and intimidating yae muteki image
>>579978110wdym it's 3PM and the sun is out
>>579978110
>>579978205Amigochacho...
>>579978110no it’s not
>>579978159>>>/vm/2915812kek for real he switched up to that general because he gets nuked here
>>579978383
>>579978346Oh good xitter did the thing where it refreshed like 2 seconds after opening it so I lost this post
>look up uma name in Japanese >find daiwa scarlet real horse scale figure
Will Teio finally ult?
>>579978110You're one of the good flips :)
>>579978383>*KX*do ruskies really laugh like this
next thread will be messy
>>579974780>Last month: +259,985,500
>>579978463He's been doing it for a while now. He genuinely has no life and just does this for a living
>>579978671No
>>579978703>yuri futa artist
There won't be a next thread.
>>579978598I'm playing blue Teio and she ults almost every single race, she only needs a running buddy so her ult procs easy. So you can't Teio + 2debuff, unless you want to gamble your ult activation on a xog being your buddy.
>>579978808I'm doing anime teio myself
Is that.... a man?
>>579978808Does late Teio actually work? Most of the girls I use are backliners.
>>579978463He got nuked in the previous thread so he went there, I'm happy if he stays there forever and takes umama with him
>>579978964If you have the cards, yeah.>>579978949Should work the same, both Teios have the same ult now.
>>579978963
I will post Mambo next thread
8 and Rickey is the cutest and there will be a better thread4 and fuku dies and this will be the last thread ever
>>579978808R A P E
>>579978737he's kinda flip flopping between both futa and normal sex
>>579978964since both teios have worthless golds you might as well use the style you have the better cards for
>>5799790797 and you have to eat your veggies
>>579978598You should be able to satisfy preconditions right after accel unless you're lucky pace
>>579978986>17 deleted postsjesus christ
>>579979382>>579979382>>579979382brian bwead
7 and the next Uma posted will fix me.
>>579969642I hope that's true, I love these silly cups
>>5799792484 and you have to drink a gallon of kale juice
>>579976374oyakodon
