Previous: >>579956280>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
so we're really running Teio???
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
this thread will surely be great
wahey>>579979519I think I will do anime teio but I'm doing 2 doms cause I cba to train 3 aces I think
>>579979532Rickey how should I rearrange the furniture in my room to be happier.
>>579979382Banchou aura
shiraoki's incorporeal tits on my face
I'm lost in the loops bros. Once you get a solid set of grandparents do you drop out of ura finale and go into GL to get SS rank and more sp?
>finally a good threadholy shit, finally some good butter
>every campaign starts with Iesbian sexWhere can I find a gacha just like this that isn't made for cucks and agp troons?
Based Fuji
I'd like to join Dacchis
>cm19>fronts are weak due to too little accel>ends are cucked by end xoguri>pace vs lateis cm19 essentially the current jp meta?
>>579979469No u!
>>579979993Neisha? Based and cute.Fuji? Based and cute.
>>579979519Again? sure
>>579979904URA is for your great grandparents bro.....
good lord I ate too much food bwos I'm gonna die
THE HORSES, WHY ARE THEY LESBIAN?
>i shat out a christmas hog>now its back to loopingI miss actually playing the game
>>579980154Nyo... What do you mean... I'm even further out in the loops than I thought?
A little bit more till Tamamo brosAre you gonna see my pulls? I will do 200
Does cygames know that their paying customers are mostly lonely men? lf so, why is there a heavy focus on yuri?
I NEED MATSURI TAMAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579980202no one is forcing you to run soulless meta teams>>579980261I mean if you managed to get a bunch of 2+ star white sparks somehow on an a rated uma and did all the optional race stoo then you can use your URA legacies as GPs, but usually that's not the case. SS gives you a better shot at higher star numbers for your white skills which is why people usually have to make a grandparent in GL first too.
Digitan LOVE
someone post some stego, I wanna see if HE arrives out of thin airconsdiering the other shit posters around, he is probably here as well... or as it's well known, they're all the same people
So how do I do fan runs. Just spam all the G1s with max fan bonus deck in clanker trackblazer?
>>579980553That and you fill the gaps with other graded races that gives more fans
Creek-a-freak
/uma/chan is recruiting, A+ club (S rank in a few days, trust), very cozy. 1 spot remaining for a dedicated anon
>can't pull until novemberi am ngmi bros...
>>579980407I say this, but I don't own SSR Tachyon, so my Tama will probably be terrible this CM
>>579980715why not just get another college football fan
>>579980632Shit I just started one without those. So essentially there's zero breathing room to train? How many races in total including G1s?
>>5799792487 and every Fuku poster kills themselves
>>579980553
>>579980715I hate LARPers
>>579980715botters
are 15 stam spark enough to hit stam req for cm without a stam card?
That flying kiss is meant for me
>>579980778You do that in auto mode bro. You wont get a good parent out of it at any rate
>>579980715Just ask your @VFbro to create another bot alt
>>579980840yeppers, but you need a gold heal
I am now 2 days away from getting le funny front runner boyuma but I forgot to plan ahead and pull for the maruzensky support
>>579980792>get carats backWtf... There's zero reason to not do this then
How is /uma/ enjoying post legal sweepy?Members collectively need 90M to be A+ (individual contributions can be lowered with more carries)
>>579980995fuck off danchou
>>579980995shut up danchode
>>579981029I like it. Collecting skills over time in my stable of hyper specialized parents is a fun mini game and it leaves me refreshed and less burnt out when I actually come back to grind aces later.
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579979626right here
>>579979904What this anon said >>579980420 Grand Concert for making better parents with stronger whites and Trackblazer for race and affinity maxxing
>>579981029>90mit's more like 100m, but one can hope the auto train will fizzle out
>>579979382Awoooo
>>579980792Reminder there's a daily cap to the amount of carets you can receive from career race rewards
Danchou.... kill the flatty please
>>579981379It won't unless the botters get purged
I'm retarded when it comes to making parents.Why not Aoharu instead of GL? Sure, you get better whites with SS ranks in GL, but you get more skill hints in Aoharu, which means more chances to get whites too, am I wrong?
>>57998137990 is for the edge, if you can find 29 other losers to do this you'll be A+. 100M is safe range
>>579981315look at the size of those ears. good lord.
No wonder why she's flat....
Good job /uma/ moved the trash to the neighbors lawn
>>579981417The greatest uma ever made.
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/EkjQne>https://jiggie.fun/EkjQnehttps://jiggie.fun/EkjQne>https://jiggie.fun/EkjQnehttps://jiggie.fun/EkjQne
Wait, what's with the schizo focus switch to yuri? What's wrong with yuri? It's the purest form of love. Umas should just forget about being a factory for hideous crotch goblins.
>>579980746>>579980407>Two aditional Tama bros herebasedGoodluck bros
>>579981517Flatties love each other.
>>579980898Nono, it's for the Goddess of Victory.
>>579980261If the URA 'grandparent' you have has good bunch good 2* whites on an meta inherit uma with good blues + pinks you want, then it is a proper grandparent. Other wise you use it as a greatgrandparent to pass down the racing spirit skills to grind for a grandparent in GL
>>579981417Sex
>>579981619Fuck me, I need a shortstack in a hoodie in my life...
>>579981720Naruhodo... Thanks anons. I guess it makes sense you'd wanna be in GL.
Stop sexualizing my daughter, thanks
>>579981541Just need to move the stegotranny there now
>maya pedos getting uppity again
>>579981912nah he's cool, you can go back there tho V
>>579981710If Akebono were such a semen demon in game I would have rolled for her
>>579981878
>>579981878hmmmmmmmm nyo
>>579979382>AI slop
what the fuck are you talking about
Maya is strong
>>579981912>>579981541now we just need to force the pedophiles and avatarfags to move
>>579982118I didn't even notice at first since Brian is already so naturally ugly
Good night friends!!!
>>579981510It is just easier to hit SS in GL than unity, it's just that simple. As for the skill hints unity, I GUESS you can play unity if your objective is to grind for those ignite spirit skill sparks for some reason?
>>579982146I dont allow to slander my new wife, retard
>AI slop OP>thread full of garbage seatardsmakes sense
>>579982274good night dude
>>579982003>>579982158of course it's an actual tranny
>>579980048They're a great clubt. ex-dacchi
>>579982368>>579982212>>579982118are you people genuinely blind or retarded on purposehttps://x.com/birdsofpasssage/status/2096243580381937967
>>579982426ORANGE WIFE
>>579982436I didn't check closely because I didn't want to stare at that uggo any longer than I had to.
>>579982274>>579982274Good night dachibaby
>>579982545oh so retarded on purpose, got it
>>579982436>check media tab>genshin twinks as far as the eye can seeunsettling
>>579982436It's just AIjeets falseflagging, at least that's what I'm hoping
Stegobake next so the SEAfags keep seething
>>579982656stegotranny is too stupid to bake
Guys what do you think of my oshi (solo ace)?
>>579982146she's so fucking cool it's insane.
I'm rich
>>579983021>5 clanks run for freeDew it
>>579982149maya doesn't have allat
CB really doesn't give a shit about anything huh
>>579979382Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
i started tracking my carats and holy fuck i'm losing like a 100 every day
>>579983941>rudolf>tanukisNo Thanks!
>>579983270She'll grow someday.
>>579984025You only have 7 carat refreshes per day (that's your daily carats lol) if you want to be carat neutral if you don't count clanker runs.
>>579984025you should install security cameras to see who is taking them (it's probably Shinko Windy)
Guess I have to change my pull plan.....
>Hrrmmm let's spend the premium currency so I can get more premium currency from getting my clubs rank up higher!Fucking retards lmao
>>579984197>A... put that to b+ broski
>>579984254Leave Allen alone!
>>579984197Mambwochacwo....
I just got my first SS+!!!It's with Nice Nature
>>579984197Join /uma/chan
what do carats taste like
>>579984197A+ is too toughWe really could compete with Allen if the A+ carries went into a new S club
>>579984254You mean more chances at getting good loopas
The clanker carat is capped at 100, right? It doesn't count TT rewards, right?
wow you guys weren't kidding about hall monitors on /vm/
It's not about the currency. It's about making a statement.
>>579984197mambcho...
Anyone tried the Wardogs playtest?I did and I thought it was dogshit
>>579984371carats are not for eating
>>579983837She's your typical free spirited tomboy type girl
>>579984369I don't like college football though
>>579984598Nu, I am replaying FF6
>>579984646
>>579984702>implying it’s not softball
>>579984371bro.. you have been told to not snack on carats
>>579984537I don't wanna blame them since they don't know how generals work but they did this to themselves because of their autistic superiority complex so I'm not feeling sad for them either desu
>>579984646Flash ate 30k of them...
>>579984873plain girls...
>>579984901It's a good thing we don't have one of those too
Who's your favourite /uma/ club member?
Shilling for /umagg/ once again. 2 spots available.
>>579984998haha anon you did it you made a joke! very ironic! atleast we don't try to pretend we're not a general like they are
>>579985091That's not what irony is anon
Are you sirius?
>>579984025That's only like a spark a yearworth it for better parents
>>579985142What a silly post
>>579985142No I'm puppy-chan.
>>579985061oh, are we exploding?
So you're telling me those cute tiny puppies lactate spontaneously?
Imagine not joining an obvious A+ club when they had 10 spots open.
>>579984254Unironically, yes. This is how the rich uses their money.
join mambwo
>all clubs short of 1-2 dachisdamn it's gonna be hard to find dachis this month
>>579985420see >>579977243>>579985061>rank 704THATS A LIE!
>>579985669Time to call in cousin Bubba.
Join GlueFactoryA+ club20 million fan quota(easy with clankers)3 slots open
>>579985937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sixMwga7gU
>>579985937At least put a little effort in
>>579985669not uma&co
>big buba wifeIs is too much to ask?
>>579985986This place isn't worth any real effort.
First-rate umanko
>>579985680That was Augusts rank, it's not my fault cygames doesn't update the club card.>>579985420Kyaru left to join a bigger club. That's about a billion fans gone, I'm trying to plug the hole so at least we'll stay at high B rank.
I need tanned umanko.Post them.
>>579986073
>>579981517spooning with McQueen and leaving my dick in her ass crack
>>579986128
>>579985680>>579986117Ok then, we will see what happens depending on if we continue to explode I guess
Boring ep
>trying for as many unique outings as I can>no idea who to go uma outing with after my favouritesHow do you rank umas when there's just a huge gap between the ones you know you love and those you don't think about much?
>>579986128yanko love.and casino drive's there too but who cares about her.
>>579986364filler
>>579986270Thank you for at least staying for now, anon. I'm not even the original danchou, it just fell in my lap after months of attrition.
>>579986371Plenty of umas are cute in their own ways or have funny quirks. Like even if you don't like cafe it's fun to see her smiling at you in a spooky theme park. Or seeing Opera literally take you to the opera.
>>579986491Ebayan is so hot, bros.
>>579986529My "rule" was always to wait and see if the situation could recover. The only time I would break the "rule" would be if I saw the club in an unrecoverable state (if we continue to explode)
>>579986270>1.5b fans hey kid, wanna join an A+ club?
I love my genius wife!
copafat
>/umagg/ exploding this late after reset.Will they recover like /uma/chan?
Machitan
>>579987047Prostitute
Fuji Kiseki
>>579987193>recoverPump out bots?
Is Windy Tits good enough for next CM? Apparently, her unique procs at 2200m.
>>579987179COPAFAT not the thumbnail
>>579986980Sorry, but I'd prefer not to leave the club when it needs me the most
You will never leave Tomakomai
>not spending carats to do 20 runs a day to max out your love meter and help your club outIt's like you don't even love you umas.
>>579987475based....
>>579987193How many of the original /vg/ clubs are left?
>>579987481Yeah because I'll never go there lmao!
This month will be the ultimate test for clubs. No 1/2 TP. No 2x rewards. Will those who won't spend carats on runs keep up or implode.
>>579987403she really likes burgers
>>579987475based anon
>AlmondLove danchou returned to the game>joined autis/uma/I thought the merge was a shitpost
>>579987621Never use that ugly bitch to drama post again
>>579987621>benzo left /uma/clubThey're literally prepping for the merge.
>>579987549Loose morals there, would not recommend
>>579987730Umama is joining toot. knower
>>579987621>it's realDamn, didnt even notice. Hope you're doing well ex-danchou!
Universal umadol
>>579987714Shut up whore
>>579987818CUTE and ROUND
>>579987818>cute when young>hot when oldShe's truly perfect
>a bunch of clubs are nearly imploding, demoting, or mergingThe salt over /uma/chan make sense now.
Im gonna play Max Payne
Brown love
cm19 status?
>>579988071How come we don't all just fill the empty slots with bots? In fact, the danchous should be in charge of running the bots to atone for their failure to recruit real players.
>>579987818I would post the image of her getting fucked against a wall with bite marks on her neck but I sadly don't have it, so you'll have to imagine it.
>>579988094Big Love!
>random rank and file mambro apologizes for going on vacation >Look at his fans>He's third and risingI think mambocchi inspired some of these guys...
>>579988262Yeah :)
>>579988274mambocchi is a bro also always was
>>579988259
>>579988274Please dont say the M-word
>>579988274You give me too much credit
nishino wit or oguri wit? im growing impatient
>>579988479Oguri wit if you have straight descent sparks
>>579988274What an odd statement
>>579986980That tactic only works when you are S or above, /uma/clubwoI know times are hard but you'll have to learn A+ recruitment demands actual effort
>>579988479If you have the time and willpower, there is no reason not to wait for Oguri wit. Just farm straight descent and downhill speedster sparks in the meantime.
>>579988440Why did you reply to yourself?
>50% Triple 7 spark chance>never get Triple 7 fron sparksIM GOING LITERALLY INSANEEEE
>>579988654He's trying to leave his a+ shitter club to go back to his roots
You know, Quasimodo predicted all thisAll these Xog CM's, the end of MANT
keep it in the club chat gyo
>>579988654I didn't though
orenji
>>579988440You made it. You escaped and entered a better place. Isn't that the umAmerican dream?
Why are all the traitors crawling back now
next thing you tell me is keb coming back
>>579988973Allen...
>>579989068he won't be let back in
>>579989068Nah he is still dead in the ditch. Logs in every other week
>>579989196He literally refused to rejoin already. He doesn't want us... Why doesn't he want me man?
>>579989089Imagine having a danchou that does not play the game, embarrassing
>>579989230Smuguri is very sexy ngl
genuinely the worst thing I've seen a fanbase do to a fictional character they supposedly enjoy
>>579987621>the autistama merge is real>benzo is coming back and umama is joining too>they host /uma/ races and events now>responsible for /uma/ club's downfallCan't believe autis/uma, of all clubs, is going to be our next S club overlordTyler is truly a mastermind, an evil genius.
>>579988274/uma/ club needs a new slave don't promote your club cuties
>>579989231So I'm not the only one keeping tabs...
>>579989504Iam mutals with.Im just glad nothing happened to him: I guess he just grew bored of uma musume
>>579989464What is the quota this month? And no bullshit whatever other S are doing.
>keeping tabs on users of a retarded gambling machine with dating sim featuresHoly obsessed
>>579989589Yeah that's what I figured. He was barely playing or talking in chat before he disappeared. I do wonder what he's logging in for though
>>579989464Unfortunately for him Neth is doing the same thing but doing it better. It's rough trying to sell your body these days.
>>579989657What is 2+2 and no 4 bullshit
>>579989691no its a hobby
>>579987481Rickey told me there's bad feng shui there so I won't be going
>>579989718to get all the gibs in the mail
>>579989691Everyone's gotta have a hobby man
>>579989632Loser gang...
>>579989796But why if he's not even playing the game or in a club? Is he planning a comeback...?
>>579986128remember what they took from you
>>579989872Everyone knows the game is at its lowest right now. it gets better in the future
>>579989872Gachagamers are a twisted breed.
>>579989872After 30 days he will reveal his new club: Mun.
>>579989745stay in A+ then
>>579989968we already said this during MANT
>>579990058I tell myself life will get better every new years so I don't kill myself. It doesn't
>>579989589
>>579989939HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>579989968>>579990058It never gets better
>>579990136Seems like a simple solution
>>579989442This is the result of an experiment
>>579990161
can someone tell me to get up
>>579990136I tell myself life will get worse but I want to see how far humanity falls so I'm still around
>>579989872nothing wrong with hoarding
I do not care.
>>579990161Nyo... This is fake ... He didn't shay that...
I care!
>>579990256Jordan is really cute
>>579987475BASED AF
>>579987475Thanks for letting me leech off of you cuck
>>579990270low credit score behavior
>>579989632Which loser leglocks her trainer the hardest and why is it Lala?
it's called supiki
Uh oh Allen melty
>>579990390That's the best breast size
>>579990673Nyo, they are called cryers, because they cry!
>>579990676She's so beautiful.
>>579990262fine...
Next CM is on Kyoto Racecourse but you can meet me on Cutie Racecourse.
Tell me trainer, are the bots auto farming right now? I can't seem to find them? Is your club really losing A rank?
>>579990676How long until Super Creek is usable as an Ace again?
>>579990816Bweeeh
>>579985669autis/uma/ is just fine actually at 30/30
>>579985669tamalove is 30/30
they're called kneelers because they kneel but don't always cry
>>579990892we're losing B+
>>579990887hey
>>579990897Right now. Anyone with an inherent blue skill is really comfy to train in GL because it makes the stamina autism less troublesome.
>>579986006>>579990963>>579991007I'm talking only about clubs i know bros
I'm going to show trick(rear) to my trainee
>>579990963>>579991007Of course you two are.
abuse cryersabuse kneelersabuse tanukisabuse babydachisabuse clubsmembersabuse fuku
>>579990676Shinobi Creek for long is in the same tier as Brian BLAZE!
>>579991145
>>579991059welcome, cutie.
>>579991212Bakushin is so sexy omg
>>579991145t. rabiposter
>>579989965Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>579990867motivation shouldn't be external there will be days no one tells you to keep goingyou have to light that fire yourself sometimesUma Musume
Choose your fighter.
>>579991007>>579990963>Top earners are botting.Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
>>579991368i lack white matter and excess dopamine, so i need psychotropics to gain motivation in things that arent a hyperfixation of mine
>>579991392Stinko Windy so I can give her my weeny in her stinky
>>579990867Get up (into my bed)
>>579991514Yeah yeah you and everybody else.
>>579991392haru always and forever
>did over 2 months worth of laundry>changed sheets>descaled sink and toilet>sewed back on a fallen off button on a pair of shorts>showered after the first time in a weekFeels weird to be productive, but I'm falling behind on my gaming.Umamusme
>>579991503stfu /uma/chan fags
Every Double Crown uma winner currently and what happened>Tokino Minorudied before the Kikuka Sho>Tokai Teiodidn't participate in the Kikuka Sho due to injury>Mihono Bourbon2nd in the Kikuka Sho against Rice Shower>Seiun Sky4th place in the Derby, first place was Special Week>Air Shakur2nd in the Derby against Agnes Flight (by a nose)>Neo Universe3rd place in the Kikuka Sho, first place was That's The Plenty>Gold Ship5th place in the Derby, first place was Deep Brillante>Duramentedidn't participate in the Kikuka Sho due to injuryEvery Triple Tiara currently and what happened>Mejiro Dober2nd place in the Oka Sho against Kyoei March>Phalaenopsis3rd place in the Japanese Oaks against Erimo Excel>Daiwa ScarletDidn't race in the Japanese Oaks due to a cold>Buena Vista3rd place in the Shuka Sho against Red Desire, ended up 2nd but was moved to 3rd due to a disqualificationAir Shakur is considered the closest to achieve the Triple Crown as his defeat was by 7 cm
>>579991604the cutest uma ever
>>579991503i do legal clanking, and pay for my runs via carats like a good dacchi
>>579991536Shinko windy got a fat ass
>biggest urara fans>calls her "haru"
I get 10 carats at best with 25+ races I don't know how you niggas get more than that, unless you're gaslighting as always
For Golshi auto training do I do balanced or stamina?Yes this is the best deck I have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9mba2qb9do>/uma/club.mov
>>579991658>Golshi flubbed the derby Kinda weird desu, was there something in that race pissing him off?
>>579990682Allen barely posts here though
>>579991189>>579990897Just realized that I quoted the wrong post
>>579991835you'll get 700 stamina with that deck but sub 600 on balanced so I'd say always stamina
>>579992018Nah he just avatarfags when he's recruitingt. knower
>>579991802Race better you fat loser
>>579991368don't have it in me anymore>>579991540omw
meds, now
>>579992108What else do you know
>>579992008he doesn't like to run left-handed
>>579991392sex sex sex and sex
>>579992008Not everyone is cut out to be a Derby Umamusume.
>>579992008Race went as normal as it could go he just couldn't catch on time with his signature spurt, he started it too late, Fenomeno was also on the race and he finished 2ndIf you're interested on the racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkQXymXQ0rUI think if he went closer to the pace he could've had better chances, but it could also be what anon >>579992338 says
>>579992280They're on to me so I cannot divulge more at this timeThere is a gentildonna conspiracy however
>>579992128cute
>>579991392you know it's almost been a year since haru diedtime flies...
>>579992693remember when newcuties asked if we get carats for this
>>579992501Sounds like a lot of hoopla
>>579991392Stinky is the sexiest one so her.
>>579992693time flies like an arrow... fruit flies like a banana...
>>579993024
Bros.. They are laughing at us..
>>579979382damn dumb UGGO
>>579993198look at those FAT tickets
>>579993065suki
>>579993198did Tickezo win anything else besides DAAAAHBY?
>>579993198
>>579993065>>579993198>>579993371Dahby...
MR. SPERM
>>579993287Yayoi Sho and Kyoto Shimbun Hai both G2s Yayoi Sho is actually on her mandatory careers but not the Shimbun Hai, haven't checked if she has a secret event for it
>>579993465>urara cosplayer winsKINOCringe but kinocrino
>>579992616
>>579993465full racehttps://x.com/TracenNW/status/2096282813519806896
>>579991658>>Daiwa Scarlet>Didn't race in the Japanese Oaks due to a coldstill makes me mad to this day, she would've totally won that
>>579993465based
UWAAAAAAA
>>579993620
>>579993678At least she didn't straight up die
>>579993565FineMo did that to me
>>579993465>ooh-mah-ma-soo-maygod i love it when clueless westerners come into contact with japanese media
>>579993465>downsaptly named
>>579993465>My Weekend Thing>Flashy Special Weekender>Gold Shipper>I Don't Know Anymore>Marvelous Saturday>Ask Your Mother>Don't Tell Your Mom>I'm All InWhen are we getting them in the game?
>>579993901>he doesnt know that in english, a downs is the traditional name for a horsetrackhows jb?
>>579993465Front Runners... are good?
>>579993990>hurr durrrok
>>579994007You now remember uma suggesting front Gold Ship and Haru Urara to win the ura career with them as a newbab
>>579994095just admit you didnt know about horse downs
>>579993901my thoughts lmfao>>579993468THIS IS NOT TRUE TAKE THIS DOWN IMMEDIATELY
>>579993717How does one resist putting six more babies in her
>>579993792>At least she didn't straight up dieIs this referring to someone?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2096311501518672186
>>579993990Im gonna start referring to them as Tokyo Keibajo and Nakayama Keibajo for maximum weebery
>>579994208Eos
So many auto uma, I can't tell which are good or bad anymore. Whenever I batch transfer just assume I'm tossing some gem.
>>579994208I expected it but still caught off-guard
>>579994007>front urara/bakushin 6 speed card spam was probably the highest number of peoples' first ura finale victorythose were the days
>>579994208
>>579994154>durrrrok
>>579994164Well you don't and just go with the flow
I've found a Dober with 7*End now I need to loop some white skills with Med sparks and I'll be ready to hog
>>579994342ha got em
never trust oguri links
>>579994342concession accepted
I am Botimus Prime, Danchou of /uma/chan, i am running 3 instances of sweepy simultaneously on my second monitor to get my club to S Rank.
>>579994425>hurrryou might have downs bro
>>579994208global bros...
>>579994448LinuxGOD
>>579994208when did xitter let you do this?
>>579994448
>>579994347Nice tits but shame she's a crying bitch.
>>579994603Since forever
>>579994603since forever, at least I remember you can do this in 2021-22
Curren!
>>579994679>>579994692oh weird. i'm surprised i haven't encountered it all this time.
>>579994603I used to trick people into opening femboy porn on some other general
>>579994156
Wonder Acute Portfolio>Painter>Calligrapher>Soma Nomaoi participant>Oldest G1 winner (Kashiwa Kinen)>Over 800M in winnings
>>579994448i thought fanbotting was dead ever since everyone can now passively drain natural stamina regen
>>579994783what dat tongue do
>>579994781DUDE STOP.....cute
>>579993024How do I download a joke
SPLOOOOOSH SPURT SPURT SPURT
>>579994891He gonna lick that old lady.
splurting in falco
>>579994208I have no idea what I'm looking at, but I sure hope cygames doesn't go bankrupt
>>579995045i say and do this with pic related
>>579994902
>>579993465We really need a global fat tax
>>579979519I’m going to run blue Teio, Mejiro Dober and Meisho Doto (Halloween)!
>>579995159
>>579995352oh god i tried looking for at least one that's salvageable but couldn't find any
>>579995352damn who did fuku eat
>>579994448based, manualets seething
>>579995352WHY IS NO ONE TRYING IT MAKES ME MADtop right implies playing the game so that one is funny
Post something Samson like
>>579995352This is how I imagine most of you look
>>579995352AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE KITACHAN
>>579995498legit usually there's at least ONE but nope...
>>579995352Top Right at least tried, and Dicta Striker actually is fitting
>>579995690The elderly man bakushin is kinda based
>>579995617Me too, but I mainly only think about it when I see people saying Mejiro Ryan is ugly
>>579995574>Samson pushing down the pillars of Tracen
>>579995352At least Dicta striker kinda works and the raped is funny
>>579995352It's bizarre that so many people are literate enough to play a text-heavy video game yet insufficiently literate to make use of nutrition labels on food products
>>579995498Dicta was edgy good enough
>>579994208this is not towa baby
>>579995352Literally me
>>579995918Food taste better in America. We learned that from World Cup
>>579995352holy uncsis that fucking Jeremy from Top Gear
>wake up>start a new run>relax in bed a bit on my phone>the run finishes every day am I really wasting over an hour of my life every morning scrolling on my phone in bedI hate myself
>>579995918>implying they even read most of it
>>579995352that's dancho...
>>579995970heh nice
>>579995352i'm just glad my wife isn't being defiled here
>>579995352I'm a 30+ yo fat man I won't make fun of burgers having fun
>>579996151your wife is shit though
>>579996115Which club has cutest and best looking dancho
>>579995352>redsomewhat decent>greencool oji-san dacchis having a good time>blueguilty pleasure slampigsunfortunately the in-n-out oguri is blocking his/her face so can't make a judgement
>>579996232Mambo
>>579996227which fatty are you, xister?
>>579994119holy damn that feels like an eternity ago. I remember doing that a lot with Golshi, worked great. I also remember when getting 500 wit was incredible for the first Gemini Cup.
>>579996232dacchis
>>579995352Doto is accurateTo her VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIbG9MO2t1s
>>579996232autisma
>>579995352>cheval cosplayer is brownnyo...
>>579996342Time flies when you're having fun
>>579996343You'd go 789 even with the biggest meta team
oh no no no westbros we are being called slampigs quick post cosplays of the eastern kind in response oh no no no
>>579993465this is so embarrassing to watch I want to kill myself now. Oh my god.
>>579996175Making fun of others for having fun is what high school kids do
>>579996473Post the chink teiobro taking a shit, that's enough
>>579996343Why are you back here did you get banned from /vm/ too
>>579996003I used to do an entire manual run before getting off bed
>>579996343Donkey...
>>579996274the only skinny one and it has to choose a big booba uma to cosplay
>>579995352Biblically accurate Kitahara jo
>>579996572ummm he wasn't tho???he was taking it up the ass and i unironically got hard
>>579996342Remember the gaslight of sacrificing speed to get 1200 stam + 2 golds for gemini cup as a requirement? Great timesWorked for me so I'm not complaining
>huh why is my SP significantly lower from this auto run>race count appears>forgot to schedule races apparentlyOh well, at least it didn't roll good sparks.
>>579996617that would be unironically better than just doomscrolling / jacking off for two hours in bed
>>579996681>EIGHT (8) skillsholy shit how did we play back then
>>579995352Fukubros...
>>579996003>>579996785don't you have other passtimes like youtube channels you follow, or anime/series to watch, or even other gamesif you're doomscrolling you need a hobby
>>579996681holy shit that's a strong URA uma. I didn't have a single mlb SR at that time.
>>579996898gaming is my hobby
>>579996785what's doomscrolling?
>>579996681>Have to get two gold skills and you have 300 wit so neither of them even fire Those were the days
>>579996939>tfw people were mad at me for making A+ umas back during CM1/2/3
>>579996850I don't even remember how I managed to reach those stats in URA >>579996939I pulled like 300 or more for Kitasan banner and managed to max some SRs. Only got a single copy of Kitasan though
>>579996868i can't tell which gender this thing is
>>579997051You are not boomer enough to not know what that is stop pretending otherwise.
>>579997051https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doomscrolling
>>579997171What's a boomer like a baby boomer? I don't get it I don't have any children
>>579995993I thought this was sloppa until I backreadHoly fuck>>579995352This looks really close to home too, grim
>>579997154There are three genders, for practical purposes: male, female, fat. Just go by that rule and you can easily tell.
Who do I want as a parent for endguri (form of a hog) next cm? Just Ryan?
>>579996850haha yeah the old old days
My trainee is so mean to me.
>>579997182>mfw urbandictionary actually keeps up pretty well with all the new slang that pops up
>>579996898yeah but the issue is getting out of bed to do that instead of just wasting my fucking life doing nothing
>>579997332dober toomaruzensky, red teio and nyopera as gps if you can7 end sparks and after school stroll sparks tho
>>579997332ryan, dober, any late race
>>579997182>>579997414Doomscrolling isn't looking for bad news anymore. Now it just means endlessly looking at social media
>>579996898My friends have jobsI try to make a point not to replay singleplayer games, and I haven't been interested in a singleplayer game in a bitI very rarely am interested in other mediaI do have a pile of books to read but reading makes me very sleepy so I can't do it just after waking up
>>579997414Isn't that just because anyone can submit definitions
>>579997481I'm getting after school from trusty sweepy sr
>>579997568thats exactly why
>>579997519oh. thanks. I figured it was something like that. I don't have any social media on my phone, just use it for umas, alarm clock, and reference when I'm gem farming in Bloodborne
>>579997171NTA and I know the word but I have no idea how the thing it describes exist, is every single thing on their feed a doom video or something
>>579997454I'm going to tell you what worked for me, but once you do it you can't go back, you will start a path of no return towards fixing yourselfIf you are rotting on bed, what you do is that you wake up, nobody is holding you on the bed, you can just stand up and move your legs, just do it
Air Fryer
please stop
Her name is Yuki.
>>57999775767
>>579997798yucky
>>579997757Just take the 5-6 promotion-demotion pill, life will be much easier
>>579997569holy lappers
>>579997684why is a Teiobwo bullying meI thought at least you if nobody else would be sympathetic...
>>579997757update your fucking TT team
>>579997684Free will as motivation is dangerousJust as easy to ask why as it is to ask why not
>>579997757Mate I've only updated two of my uma since GL dropped and my team still has multiple S+ uma on it yet I have no problem clearing 1mif you can't retain it's because you aren't tryingno, you can't just reuse your cm aces if you want a good TT team
>>579997798Yucky no Yeppers
>>579997757your 564 bwo?
>>579997925Not him but I've recently incorporated my doomscrolling with light exercise or while watching anime. Simple walk or jog.
>>579998064You're mistaken here, you don't reason it because if you think about it you won't do it. You force yourself to do it, if there is any habit you want to kill, you force yourself to stop doing it you don't need to think.>>579997925I sympathize because I understand being there, and you can just stop wasting yourself on bed, at any time any day. You only need to stand up from bed as soon as you wake up, just do it.
>>579996850This Laisu managed to win me Virgo 1 despite only ever getting 4 wins in Round 1, but then the best Determined Descent she could have procced propelled her to the front. This run was also a trip because I faintly remember getting a bunch of stamina hits to where I had 570 or somewhere under 600 stamina by the end of Classic Year, so I could just hopefully hit speed as much as possible while still winning Haruten.
>teiobro giving life advicewhat kind of bizarro thread is this
>>579997925>>579996898>>579998278Improving yourself starts with small steps. Clean your room first. Go out to exercise. Make an effort to hang out with friends or meet new people.
>>579997569inbreeding
>>579998423I need to exercise and to do healthy diet to increase my cum production and taste.
>>579998438This is fake normgroid shit. Your brain is already fucked the moment you went into a habitual rut. What you can do now is learn to live with it.
>>579991658kawakami princess couldn't compete for the first tiara because she was too young also despite winning the other two
I once sat in my chair for seventeen minutes straight before i was able to stand upNot looking at any computer monitor, tablet, or phoneDead silent in the roomIt took about 17 minutes of me staring into space until i finally stood upIt happened again while sitting on a cushioned stool. But that took 25 minutes.
so what did we learn?
>>579998841You need to set up small goals so you can get out of that rut
>>579993465that Daiwa runner completely ate shit lmao
>>579999019Allen loves shitposting
>>579999019I need a Teioposter bf
shut up, fatass
>>579998841>Your brain is permanently fucked if you ever experience one single bad thingWhy are zoomers so willing to believe this?
>>579998841I don't think specific advise like "clean your room" is useful, but what is true is that you need to keep doing new thingsThe point isn't specific normie mencoded astrology shit like "do exercise and stop watching porn and you'll magically get good because uuuuh it does"Do what you like, or what you're interested in. Try new experiences, get out of your comfort zone step by step. The enemy is inactivity, so as long as you do stuff it's gonna get better eventually. Slow, but better
>>579998841Just uninstall the apps dude
How does one gain the motivation to hang themselves?
>>579999229>underwearRuined>>579999476You don't, it just happens
>>579997569
How is this even possible.Please make it stop.
>>579999562The number of fingers she has up is the amount of loads I unleash inside her daily
>>579999389Thanks for explaining it better
I'd rather bust a load once a day and have it feel good than make myself sore from busting multiple times a day and have the next day be much less pleasurable
>>579999608Sex with Festa
>>579999690>only 8weak
>>579999608Even Falco's VA is round.
>>579999823The point is that it gets to a point where it stops hurting and feeling good, and eventually you'll look and feel betterThen you just have to exercise AND jackoff and get double the pleasure
DANCHOU HE IS FLATLINING DO SOMETHING
>>580000084WHOA WHOA
>>580000084hmmmm
hummu hummu
>>580000084
>>579997569dream journey's seiyuu legit looks like the uma
>>580000084TEIO PREGGO DAAA
>>580000154Propaganda never worked faster on me damn I yearn for this so bad I'm gonna choke myself to lucid dream about it
>>579989442>>580000296Where do you keep finding all these shitty memes that a filipino or latinx on facebook might post
>>580000502The mambocord
>>580000502>filipinoAren't flips just east mexicans?
>>579988259post it already
Is the oguri wit card pace only or is it usable by other styles
>>580000084you'll be in the soup for this
>>579999562>>580000084
>>580000742Its pace only, its not a good generic card, the golds all youre using it for
Being a multi-uma trainer must be hell
>>580000084Chotto
Soft...
>>580000735gelbooru page 1 that was an easy find
>>580000118Mambro...
>>580000946Falkeks....
>>579999105proofs?
So now that we aren't rolling for her, what's the /uma/ consensus on Machan?
>>580001317On who?
>>579989442they don't enjoy the character, they enjoy their idea of the characterjust like how this general enjoys the idea that all umas are trainer-hungry succubi
>>580001317Sexy, cute, deliciousDon't tell her I "forgot" about the condoms
>>580001304just trust me bwo
>>580001317Perfection
Odds I use all my tix on zephrEvens I use them on Fes Tamachud
>>580001317I used her in mile CM and had fun
>>580001292we all already know that curren is a whore
I like trainer-hungry succubi.Umas for me?
>>580001317But I rolled, married and used her in the last CM...
>>580001545Post proof fag
>>580001304jarvis post the leech meme
I love /uma/
>>580001317She was worth bricking myself
I honestly really don't like GL. Someone here said it best but GL is miserable because there is no catch-up mechanic for the economy systemUnity, if you get behind, that just means you have a bunch of juicy bubbles waiting for you to pop and get some semblance of return, and getting ahead means fewer bubbles. GL is a true snowball, so if you are even remotely a lucklet or god forbid make a mistake, you just get fuckedI'm told GM kinda fixes this issue even if it has its own problems.
>>580001317I spent 200 rolls on her and I don't play fronts
consider boys
>>580001317Dunno, I rolled by I haven't used her yet
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>579986270I swear to god you better take me with you, or I'll be SUPER duper angri.>>579987475Based loyal member.
>>579986270/uma/club salivating at this post as we speak
>>580001887There's just nothing in GL capable of being exciting, you just get pissed if the first refreshes in each classic half aren't the SP song, you get pissed if it didn't show you all 3 friendship bonus songs in like 5 refreshes in junior, etc.It's URA with 10 failure states tacked on
>>580001949
>>579987475Based
>>580002117Mostly I just want the slot filled so that I don't have to see randos with 100m total fans applying...
>>580002256
umasumi
why is it still up ._.
>>580002379Falco says that every night
i'm in the soup
you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your posts cuz it feels like i can participate on this thread too. good on you bro thank you so much
>>580002328Highest applicant for /Umagg/ is 90 mil, currently
>>580000470
I normally don't like flatties but I'm starting to find teio attractive
>>580002658those are my thoughts exactly too
Ines Fujin.Thoughts?
>>580002354silence, im enjoying vidya with 2 buddies>>580002372musumi!
>>580002795she's cutetoo bad nobody pulled for her
>still upBased jannies>>580002683Now you get what DFC is all about
>>580002795I have severalhttps://files.catbox.moe/br8na6.jpg
>>580002795Lewd ones
すごい! 88888888888888888888
>>580002795Motorboat material.
>>580002937me on the left
>>580002937>Still has shorts on??
>>580002875I didn't pull "for" her, she just came to meI don't know what to do with her though since she doesn't look outstanding for ne next few med cms
>>580002683It's just right
>>580003093The shorts and cap stay on during sex
>>580003127>If you aren't meta, then you're worthless to me. Is that what you say to your trainees?
i miss training maru
>>580003405
Reminder that Yanko tried to gyarufy Urara
>>580002775Umadols if they were good
Who among the BNW trio would be the best lay? My vote is for Hayahide.
>>579993678A mare that goes 2nd then 1st in Arima Kinen should have been the easiest Triple Tiara ever>>579994185R-remember Liberty Island..
>>580003350I already picked my future choices for the remainder of zodiac CMs, and Ines isn't in that list
>>580002775Huge tits couldn't fix the round thing... Sad!
our daughterino
>>579999309because they don't have real experiences anymore, just the internet.
>>580003516No, she's too autistic and would probably get overwhelmed and not even moveTaishin would 100% try to compete and hide her embarrasment by furiously jumping all around you and get all lovey dovey by the end
>>580003516probably best overall would be hayahide, but you can't discount tightshin. tickezo would cry too much.
I'll remember Machan soon but I'm taking time to remember Yae and build her for the next CM.
>>580003516definitely ticket. the sobbing may be annoying but her vigor and experience are both leagues above hayahide and taishin
>>580003608There will come a day where you will feel ashamed of your words and deeds
>>580003907She would use the power of her autism to figure out the best way to please you until you cum your soul out. While maybe embarrassed and overwhelmed the first time, Hayahide would study, learn, adapt, and persevere. Taishin would probably be the better lay at the start, but wouldn't best Hayahide overall. Definitely 2nd place.
>>580003093cut a hole in them
>>580003516>>580003907>>580004176>ticket cries every single moment of the deedWe know who's third
>>580004259bite*
>>580004307GANBATTE MISTER SPERM!!!!
>>579999229fucking dumb clanker
>>580004105Doubt it, she's cute but I'm not really into her
Mayano Top Gun hates IDF
>>580002815Total Almondfusu DEATH
>>579996274There should be a rule that only lanky boys are allowed to cosplay as Pokke.>>579996672This is the irony inherent to western fandom. In Japan they have the decency to self-select a bit.
So anyone that likes Rulership is a larper, right?
when is she coming to Global?
>you aren't allowed to cosplay in japan if you don't look like a gravure idol
>>580004890thank u samson big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bszt8e1FmyI
>>579997569Biwa's VA is pretty.
Imagine you're having sex with Fuku and she's screeching at every thrust but then when you cum inside she goes all quiet and when you see her face it's Shiraoki who has taken charge and starts bullying your dick and demanding more sex
>>580005243That would work on me.
>>580005243This but Cafe
>>580005164
>>580005243>Fuku and Shiraoki are taking turnsfuck
>>580005243This but Ayabe while I gaslight her into thinking she's her sister
I love Rice
A room or three maybe163348841633488416334884
ugh....
>>580005213
>>580005630wrong settings408673514086735140867351
>>580005527Oy i've played metal gear and know where this is going
>>580005660Ugh, how dare they...These disgusting men... I'll have to let him inser that big, hot, throbbing penis inside my wet pussy... J-just so he leaves me alone! N-not like I want to feel that girthy, meaty, tasty rod inside me, or splurt his sperms onto my ovulating womb... I would never...Never...
>>580005749i only have one (potential) ryan ace, so i just threw in two trainees from the last cm so we have a full room
The taller the cuterThe shorter the more handsome/charming.
>>580005837Dober wouldn't say this. But she WOULD think it
>>580005669I like to imagine Biwa being the same kind of stealth pretty.
>>580005749What a tight finish One more room466534324665343246653432
>>580005837But what if he doesn't stop? What if he just keeps going?
>>580006248I want to finish in Nishino's tight nose
>>580004613>>580004758
Why is Taishin so aggressive?
She's been really hungry lately.
>>580006248xoggie dom winsLast room780300677803006778030067and those are the weakest aces ive seen K**** field
>>580005837sounds really gay
>>580006679endCHUDS bros???? our response??
>>580006679>doxxing
>>579979483stop posting this naked Tama
>>580006679Wait until next week
>>580006729Welcome to the Final Days of Endurot.
https://x.com/Shiwu_Shirou/status/2096303056983830570
>>580005837V...
>>580006886classy edo girls dont do stuff like that
>>580006495She thinks that, as a umalet, her only chance is with her trainer
>>580000000just checking something
>>580006886giwtwm
>>580006886remember when this guy got reported to cygays and had a melty
>>580006679pace xog with double murmur winsguess that's a wrap, gonna need to rebuild aces with higher stam. Thanks for joining anondacchis
cb in the lobby
>>580007289CB in my pants
>>580007245>oguri about to win>fucking diesnyoooo
>>580007245gg, thanks for hosting
>>580006290UGHMENAlways doing as they please...I guess I'll just have to bear his kids until he just loses interest in my sex...I might have to start shaving myself in order to prepare for the act... I wonder how many children does that brute want... Yeah I wonder...
AIEEEEEEEEE
>>580007378Obviously Xoguri doesn't need stam bro. Just keep understamming.
>>580006886isn't this the artist that wanted to be McQueen and draw her having sex with her male trainer oc?
>>580007535He might want at least 10 kids. And that means at least 10 times of taking every load he gives unless you manage to give twins or triplets or more. And if it doesn't take, that's another night covering your mouth to not wake the other children, nor the other Mejiros.
7430094274300942CM room
>>580007535what if... He shaves you....https://files.catbox.moe/ap9bhi.png
>>580007649Yep. https://x.com/shiwu_desu/status/1942178039971946561/
>>580006679yeah i probably shouldnt be joining any rooms yet. im going all in on xogger/debuffer since i lost scorpio 1, but i dont have debuffers yet and my xogger is just a prototype. the fronts are i think from whatever the last turf medium cm was.
This is how she looks at me after we spent the night together
Post fans.
>>580007817I'm pretty sure the shaving cream does not go there
>>580007841Did you win last cm
>>580007904shichi kinda.... cute....
>>580006886>>580007830>all those retards LERPing in the replies
WhY DOGSHIT
>>580007939nyo
>>580008047:(
>>580007106Ooi really ain't Edo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63MTVWWnrl8
>>580008185Actually I like this version betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK4g2w6_P7k
>>580007649he is a bisexual spic, not a woman.
nexti jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/sQsceP>https://jiggie.fun/sQscePhttps://jiggie.fun/sQsceP>https://jiggie.fun/sQscePhttps://jiggie.fun/sQsceP
can we have some white bread next
>>580007956Belno's Lights are so heavy...
>>580008079that's life
>>580007704UGHMENI have no choiceI'll have to use my influence to get us a home apart from the Mejiro mansion, otherwise the noisy sex... I mean, the noisy kids will be a hindrance to their usual endeavors... That'd be embarrasing!Yes! I must elope for the good of the Mejiro family! And I'll receive all of his kids so my sisters' careers can remain fruitful and uninterrupted... Yes... noisy sex...Sorry what was the question
>>580008386She's a big girl...
>>580007239i think someone proved it was fake
>>580007970not like 4chan is any better. there's literally someone erping as dober here right now
What is wrong with Dober?
>>580008702Difference is, we erp for funThey unironically believe they ARE whatever degeneracy they're on about
>>580008827>we erp
>>580008794Nothing she cute
>>580007919
>>580008827
>>580008827bwo don't make me mention them
>>580008954kissing the Tachcute
>>580008963>fencesitter "both sides bad" frank
>>580009018it's too late, they've been summoned by you just thinking about them
>>580008963This but unironically
>>580009060found the doberposter
>>580009018>private conversations vs public derangementYou're still supporting my argument
>>580008794The posters are annoying
>>580007830I'm glad this artist is willing to ship McQueen with literally me.
any cuties
>>580008827>we
>>580009256Kitasan anal
>>580009187>private>>580009079nyo...
belno light light hello sugar lights
>>580009173UGHUUUUGHHOW DARE YOUGuess I'll have to let you impregnate me
“MEN could be here”, she thought. “I’ve never been in this neighborhood before. There could be MEN anywhere.”
>>580009317
>>580008827screencap?
>>580009347but im a woman
next bread will be buttery
>>580008827count me out
>>580009356How do we fix this men epidemic Dober?
>>580009368Can someone make another deleted collage of the other 15 from that one thread
>>580009356Evil men would do lewd things to Dober's body.
Total Doberhomo death
>>580009471Is there even a point anymore this is happening every day
>>580009574It's all he has in life
>>580008482The question was: Will you marry me and take my loads and bear my children?
SHUT UP
>>580009747Sure whatever just get it over with while I'm still ovulating...I mean, sure... Not because I want to
I'm craving a mcdouble
>>580009430>lying on the internetwomen have been extinct since 2022
>>580009914I wish that were true. I wish human women were all replaced with Umas.
>>580009430Im sorry for your loss
*erps*
>>580009787Teio Teio Teio > Yada yada yada = Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin > Golshin Golshin Golshin
>>580009904sauce
Make A New Bread
>>580009883PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP SPLOOOSH!SPURT SPURT SPURT!
good bread comes to those who weight
>>580009969Sorry bro, but it is trueHuman women were replaced by MEN
>>580009904I want to hold those breasts.
>>580010149But I'm not into that.
the vmama screenshots are faked, right?
>>580010031Google reverse search
>>580010137RUDOLF
God I wish musume were real
>>580010272sure...
>changed one letter so he wouldn't get filteredHoly obsessed
>>580010272in the sense that's clearly the same dude on 2 accounts
Look at this certificate
>>580010272yeah it was me and danchou
>>580010282ok>>580010502>>580010502>>580010502>>580010502
>>580010272No it wasn't fake I made all of them
