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hi
touch dirt all of you
Fuji Kiseki
>>580010554I HATE CURREN
>>580010554fat
ryan LOVE
>>580010593
>>580010502Blessed thread
So what's the ideal stam line inna quadruple murmur lobby
>>580010593>Umama-sumecommentator knows ball
>>580010604me and my pet creature
>>580010593I'd rather touch Grass
good bread so far
>>5800107271200+2 golds
I like to touch snow
>>580010727Long stam
Mambo (379642070) is molesting 1 (one) player!Reply with your ID or apply in-game.
>>580010593the obese fuku in last is lore accurate
Hey (You)... /Uma/ Club is recruiting!And we're a really really nice club so conisder joining~reply to apply!
>>580010939>>580010909best of luck on filling up soon bwos
>>580010783Don't mind if I do
reminder
>>580010939I'll join next month if you still have room774808253297
>>580010741>>580010812so true!
>>580010554hi
>>580011048nyo........................
Reminder to ignore dramafags because they're so starved for attention they even fabricate their own conversations
What other /uma/ headcanons are wildly inaccurate?
>>580011048s-say sike bwo...
Anyway, join Mambo.
>>580011028>DiscordIt looks weird.
>>580011161
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580011208Cute...
release ze 'bin
does really nobody have turbo guts to borrow
>>580011159That Tachyon would love you.
>>580011048mambo....
come on man at least give me tokens
>>580011140this and ignore the stegotranny
>>580011015thanks Ty>>580010909>>580011048ok yeah neat, wuv u buh bye
>>580011238lucky for me my autism makes me immune to nuance
>>5800107271600 + 3 golds
Hambaaga
>>580011208Hot
get me outta this whack ass prison CHESNUT
you guys were fusuposting without me?
>Three of the danchos posted in this thread
>>580011159ardan, laurel (if she had fans)
>>580011475Allen... focus on fan runs...
>>580011485prime time for computer time
Mambo... had a hard life.
>>580011379I need Biggu
>implying its not their janny officers posting
If your trainee is having Stamina issues in her races, try using a Stamina card in your support card deck
>>580011485Actually their posts are all me, I just wanted some recruitment drama
>>580011516who the fuck is allen...
light
>>580011635My Creek is 0lb...
>>580011680I'm the second one tho
Among the main gyaru squad (Helios, Palmer, City, Jordan), who would be the best lay? I'm having trouble deciding between Palmer and City.
>>580011635shut the FUCK up falco
>>580011816SILLY!
>>580011475>>580011747just stop being late
>>580011782New players can buy copies of the Rice Shower Stamina card with Club Points from the Club Store
>wasted another TP restore only to click manual run by mistake award
>>580011935At least use Mackie
>>580011935Can new players kiss Falco on the lips?
>>580011935actually nyo it takes a while to build up that much CP from scratch
>>580011995fusuposter be like
>>580011929
>>580011208I dress like that
>>580011635>>580011935adviceposter falco always makes me laugh
>>580010939Cool and nice club, join us!
>>580012079no reason to get bitey, you sour loser
Dirters do it better
>>580011995please do not abbreviate club points
>>580011995Build what?
I wish I was old and fat enough to train Curren Chan.
>>580012315if you're bald she'll let it slide
>club's top earners keep hoping ship to other clubs>danchou suddenly started gaining a lot more fansI'm scared
>>580012406I still have my hair...
>>580012435mambwo....
I love my genius wife!
>>580012435mambro...
>>580012281
>>580012435Allen...
>>580012554
>>580012406>>580012492ORE NO TURN
>>580012435Leaving your club is not a random act of kinda nice
>>580011994You need a Project Umadol title for that
>>580012654A random act of kinda nice would be you shutting the FUCK UP, Double Jet!
>>580012752True!
>>580012752
>>580012752dont shay that....
>>580012604Umazing
>>580010593look at all those slow starts
>>580012752Teio...
>5 borrow runs the majority of if not all I will have to sack due to not getting Distance S or a certain skill or a chain event not finishing or not having enough good boy points or a certain song not appearing at the right time or just getting statscrewedBorrow increase when
>>580012827>>580012841UmaGrok, generate a photo of me throwing a beer bottle at Double Turbo's head.
>>580011270disbelief doko
>>580012654>>580012841>>580012827cute taabo
Still waiting for the 'mama aV
>>580013021Why is she such a bully?
>>580011853Cities!
>>580012604I don't much care for this to be honest. They all should have just been high schoolers.
>>580011853Shichi's a city girl and city girls all know how to fuck.
>>580012604Wait, I'm in love with a middle school girl?
>>580013126she should crush my face
>>580013342Which middle school girl?
>>580013342Who isn't?
>>580011853shichi would be terrible until you decided to "rape" her then it'd be amazing
I didn't realize Fuku is in high school but Brown Fuku is in middle school.
>>580011747I love inner Rara
Imagine being Mejiro Ryan. Every other Mejiro in the game starts at 3 stars, and you pathetically start as a 1 star. They all have such beautiful long hair while you are given the fuck my shit up style with a shitty patch of white in the middle. And nobody wants to fuck you, despite your tits. McQueen and her flat chest and no ass gets more love than you. Being Mejiro Ryan is suffering.
Bed breaking sweaty sex with Narita Brian
can she wear a paper bag over her head at least I don't wanna see her face
>>580013741why would imagine being ryan, when i imagine loving ryan?
Bed breaking sweaty sex with Mayano Top Gun
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
You love middle schoolers.
>>580014000giwiwkkhs
>>580013879>>580013741Tyler...
Breaking bad sex with Walter White
3am and I can't sleep the melatonin and diphenhydramine didn't help at all
>>580014201What's up?
Baking bread sex with Yukino Bijin
>>580014298
>>580014314Manhattan Cafe and Winning Ticket DID do this
>>580014294Stop looking at your cell phone and computer, and you'll be able to sleep.
Breaking Samson Big's hymen
Is Sakura Bakushin O the best, prettiest, and hottest of the Sakuras?
>>580014369Is this what Tama's cunnilingus is like?
>>580014564She's easily the best Sakura
>>580014298why are you impersonating me...
>>580014564Yes
Max bench /uma/?
I am Botimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving trainers taking refuge among the stars: We are here (in /uma/chan). We are waiting. Join today.
>>580014634Why are you stealing my name? It's mine.
>>580010638I need to ejaculate between her boobs.
>>580014672>Botimus Prime
>>580014747
>>580014672Sounds gay as heck brorino!
>>580012604>17yo
>>580011434>>580011208sex with Grass
>>580014767Between her boobs? You're going to just spill yourself all over her tits?
>>580014369I HATE this EVIL horse
I've yet to see Machan win this one
>>580014965Yes. I am helpless to resist Fuji's charms or her inciting cleavage... just looking at her boobs makes me hot.
beast
>>580015156There are better places to cum, Trainer.
>>58001467180kg counting the barbell max
>>580015238Dasukeyo?
>>580015238yeppers?
>>580015238Yeppers?
Yuki no Bijin
Imagine having so many Ryan images saved
>baited into spamming imageswe're in the soup now huh
>>580015050win what?
>>580015437You gotta store the trash somewhere
Have you ever considered dating a boyuma?
>>580015437It's not that many...
>>580015550That option supposedly has two outcomes>+25 speed>+1 Front Runner Savvyvs>-10 energy>+10 speed>+1 Front Runner SavvyI've yet to see the former
Does spurt work next cmpls help I'm sub 800 wit
>>580015662Please spoiler this shit
>>580015437i dont even save that many ryan pics...
Wouldn't it be funny if you find out your danchode is also a janny? What if he knows you are shitposting and creating drama about your own club but doesn't say anything in club chat?
>>580015640Is Suzuka a boyuma?
>>580015741No nigger its a corner track and a really shit corner track at that
>>580015856no wonder the thread is shit desu
>>580015862No, she's a girluma.
>>580015662>>580015830
>>580015941turn that frown upside down!
>>580015856That's nyot possible because I'm danchou and I'm the one shitposting.
>>580014294>the one other person I know that refers to benadryl as diphenhydramine is also a lunafagIs liking Luna a sign of autism?
>>580015640Yeah. Quite a lot, actually.And the dumb fuck finally came home after ~160 pulls...
Still in Love cryer when?
>>580015890QEII bros...
GET FUCKED YOU DUMB BITCXH
>>580016019the only luna cosplays ive seen on twitter are dudes jerking off
>>580015862No, she's hyperfeminine
Is this 9* stam Nishino worth using as a parent?
>>580016019It's not Benadryl though, it's generic brand.
>>580015249You say this but keep showing amazing images of her tits..
QEII is actually such a dogshit track who decided that the only viable accels would be Festive Miracle and fucking Determined Descent
mASSive
>>580016220yes, but its a word that has since replaced the technical term, like qtips, kleenex or tylenol, instead of cotton swabs, tissue paper and acetaminophen
benadryl more like bonerdrill
>>580014294>>580016019>diphenhydraminePromethazine is more potent.
>>580016291You don't have to look at her tits.
Is the Triple Crown the only thing trainees learn at Tracen Academy?
>>580016141how does that correlate to the autism part
>>580016454
I'll have uhhhhh polytetrafluoroethylene
>>580016158>hyperfeminineBut she is flat as a board and autistic for running.
I normally call it dph
what are we doing saturday friendos
It's over
>>580016479It would be rude to Fuji if I didn't look at her tits and her beautiful eyes.
It's Sunday actually
>>580016763fucking. and we're not your friends.
It's friday night actually
>yeppers
i'm about to go for my daily walk and play some ace careers then get some late dinner
I think you g*ys are my friends
>>580017012why did you rename my videopost
looking for someone to take me on my daily walk
>>580017070
is it big samson or samson big?don't you dare look it up chud
>>580017070the proper pluralization is g*yim
>>580016920You could just focus on her eyes.
>>580016019Luna seems like she would attract a lot of male nurses and radiologists.
>>580017070>saying this while posting rice villain
>>580017093I think this is funnier than your lame ass gay joke
>>580015550>>580015727This one
>>580017070>rice ANTAGONIST thinks we are all goystypical
>>580017415>gay jokehuh?
This expression is dangerous
any Jewish umamusume other than Sky?
>>580017604
>>580017070I'm glad we're friends
>>580017528evil chestnuts.....
>>580017643
>>580017070if you're a laisubro then yes we are friends
>>580017415>>580017583it's just a reference to this. idk if it's supposed to be a gay joke.
>>580017643Akikawa.
>>580017660Spe-chan...
>>580017070No we aren't
>>580017721How can Tamtam be Jewish if she's so poor?
>>580017652
>Cygames makes 100 gorillion dollars a year>only new content we ever get are literal one(1) second scenes in outings>oldmas never get new story content unless they're lucky enough to be in the monthly event in which they can wait years between being in>they never go back and add vocals to old songs>many Umas sing like 3-5 songs at most despite there being dozens of concerts in the game>latest anniversary song had a measly 31 Umas sing it It's actually infuriating how little they actually put back into this game despite it printing money.
>>580017583>>580017763gay as in stupid, boring, faggy, you stoopid, derogatory manner
>>580017070of course we're friends laisu poster! you make me laugh
Wonder Ask wins 1st race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>580017827Someone clearly didn't unlock the "If I were a rich Uma" event.>If I were a rich uma>Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum>All day long I'd biddy biddy bum>If I were a wealthy uma
>>580017915oh, okay :(
>>580014294I don't think you are supposed to take those togetherAlso, melatonin is for resetting your circadian rhythm (your body's internal clock) back to normal people hours. It doesn't generally work instantly and must be taken consistently every day. Plus, unless you posted this with your screen off, the blue light from your display has reduced its effectiveness.Also also, you better not be reading this response until about 8 hours from now
>>580017854Nobody cares about the shit story bwo, I'd rather get a free Rainbow crystal than an updated story for some shitter like Winning Ticket
Luz Solar wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Hanshin
>>580018072thats why i only read red boards at night
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/eif14t>https://jiggie.fun/eif14thttps://jiggie.fun/eif14t>https://jiggie.fun/eif14thttps://jiggie.fun/eif14t
A O King wins 1st race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Nakayama
>>580017070Friends aren't real
Meiner Ricordi wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>580018072I didn't take them together I took one then took the other three hours later when I still couldn't sleep but now I still can't sleep
Gardienne wins 2nd race (3YO Maiden) at Hanshin
Before you are allowed to train the Uma you want, you first... have to kill Mejiro Ryan. On the lips. And it cannot be a quick peck. Will you do it?
why is she cumming?
Which uma wouldn't make fun of me for being a virgin?
>>580018626>have to KILL RyanI don't think I want that...
Seiun Relena wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Nakayama
>>580018626>kill on the lips
Gold City smile in my heart
>>580018707All Umas are virgins too so none of them would make fun of you
>>580018434Taking too much melatonin can actually act as a stimulant since it can activate your endocrine system leading to overstimulation keeping you up. Make sure you're dosing it correctly since it can give you the opposite effect
gold city cunt in my mouth
>>580018449does this ace bitch ever do literally anything at all?
>>580018812Sea King the Pearl...
>>580018812
>>580017284That is not an option.
>>580017070No
>>580018715>>580018742I said what I said. Kill her on the lips.
>>580017829Stealing a kiss from Machan.
>>580018886watermelone
>>580018886ace on my face
>>580018434When I have trouble sleeping I'll eat a peanut butter sandwich and a cup of milk
>6% failure on Late April>1% failure on Late MayKUSOGE
Made a fool of myself in the club chat so I've been too embarrassed to say anything there anymore but now everybody else has mostly stopped chatting too...
>>580019030the uma belly button texture always looks like a piercing or something to me
>>580018434the trick is to take more diphenhydramine
>>580018434take more and different drugs until you fall asleep eventually
>>580018434did you try watching wood cutting videos
Cute hands
Hey Jude wins 3rd race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>580018895You just gotta try.
nya nya raisu
>>580019030cute!!!!!!!!>>580019058I agree.
>>580018812>Top 10>Bunch of year one umas
Trainer-san 5 manual mant runs doko
>>580019165Don't do this or you'll meet the hat man
>>580019562I haven't even done auto 5 runs a day since half TP ended, let alone manual runs
>>580019426I tried for 10 seconds.. and I failed.
>>580018812>Kitasan mogged by Dia-chan yet again
>>580018812>Ruby>D
no reason raped me for no reason
>>580019728Believe hard.
>>580018812>Suzuka and Mackie are flatter than every single loli uma
>>580019968there's always a reason
>>580019562
Aramusha Pyrrhus wins 3rd race (3YO Maiden) at Hanshin
>>580010783>>580011019>>580011208>>580011434Wife>>580014893True
>>580019965Ruby is getting that.
>>580019983please stop erping in the thread using my wife
>>580020251Woaw. Why can I see her belly button?
>>580019983The only thing hard is my dick.. which I'm gonna put in that cleavage.
Brian and Inari's sarashi slipping off mid racefat milky tits sloshing everywhere
>>580019968She can deep-throat an entire carrot and eat it in one bite. Beware.
>>580020521umanko can easily amputate
>>580020353
cm19 status?
>>580020703not good
>>580020354I am not erping, I am telling someone to stare at Fuji's beautiful eyes instead of her tits.
>>580020703
>>580020703I'm reheating my Virgo ace that only have 740 stamina because her double circle standard distance doesn't apply. And she's not xog.
>>580020703Why shouldn't I just do 3 clankers? That's what half of my rooms were during Round 1 and 2 last CM!
>>580020602she doesn't even need to use her katana.
>>580020703im doing comfy tt updates
Tornado Isle wins 3rd race (3YO Maiden) at Nakayama
>>580020984you could say she has no reason to use her katana
>>580020703Just farming Descent sparks while waiting for Oguri Wit
>>580019983You can't tell me to believe hard while posting Fuji's massive sweaty boobs!
post something cute
Stego is very cute. I want hear to carve me more bear statues out of wood.
It must suck being King Halo, getting absolutely titmogged by her junior.
>>580021452paizuri
>>580021240Rice...?
>>580020703another participation trophy for me
>>580021452big tits arent that great
>>580021339oke
>>580021637Gayest post of the day award, congrats.
Meisho Tenjin wins 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>580021339
>>580021637Big tits are a sign of PRINCESS POWER!
>>580020703oguri/10
>>580021637/y/ is down the hall, and to the left
>>580021637Suzuking!
>>580021452>>580021813telling kawapri that I think precur-, er, princess fighter fucking sucks
umamusumes are art
>>580022239The punching bag is you.
>>580022239Cure Arcana...
>>580017224It's Bigson Sam
Titanomachia wins 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Hanshin
RYAN LOVE
>>580018434I think you just need to find a way to switch your brain off, like meditation or something, the only thing that will help tonight is to put your phone ACROSS the room and lie there, no matter how painful or boring it is, just lie there in the darkIf you always have trouble sleeping then it's either a medical condition, or you need to develop better sleeping habits like cutting off all light, screens, and stimulation 30-60 minutes before your normal bedtimeSo no umatube, no netflanks, no vidya or TV, put your phone somewhere you can't reach it like under your bed or in a drawer (NOT a bedside table), and brush your teeth so you won't eat snacks afterwards because they will taste funnyIf you need a screen or light to fap then set the deadline 60 minutes before bedtime, if you haven't finished or forget to fap then let go of your dick and leave it for tomorrow, this may also help shake a fapping addiction if you've got one, if you're a girl idk but post boobs for the answerIf you have ADHD or zero self-control it will suck, but you just need to lie there, even if it feels like your are literally dying just fucking lie there IN THE DARK, please fucking lie there don't pick up your phone don't stare into the fridge don't get out of bed except for the toilet
>>580022672I don't understand the last 2 panels somebody PLEASE explain it
>>580022302I don't think King would hold her trainer still while he gets punched by Kawakami. That wouldn't be first rate of her
>>580020703Full TP auto runs feel bad. This sexy boy whiffing on a stamina blue is pretty lame, but I've got a total of 12* stamina and 14* medium in the two legacies I want to use. The whites in those are half as decent as this NYOpera so stats are carried in the other parents, whites are largely carried by this parent so I'm gonna settle with it for my Finemoaner and Yae runs once wit Oguri comes out for me to borrow.But in the meantime, I can start getting end hog going since I have sparks set up for that.
Hey guess there's little need for words...
Logi the Board wins 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Nakayama
>>580020703dirt digitan is having another go
>>580023221Slop.
>>580022758The joke is she is ugly
>>580020703finished yesterday, just updating TT team members with my borrows now
>>580023064Hey is it time for Body Language?
>>580022776She would do anything for one of her cute juniors.
>>580023369that's not a very funny joke...
The Japanese will name their horses anything
>>580023448Even betray her trainer? When she's supposed to be (You)r wife in main story 2?
Got some new questions that only successful Trainers can answer.Pancakes, waffles, or french toast? Assume you're going to a local diner for breakfast.Which Uma drew you into the game, and are they your favorite even now or no?Read any good books recently?
>>580019106My Rice Shower on my first account was that kind of fragile I thought it was scripted and thats the reason why everyone was saying her career is hard
>Daiwa comments on how her massive tits are in the brink of spilling out>Suddenly, Suzuka appears>She says that in her case her tears are the ones about to spill out, then she fucking dies
>>580023902The trainer betrayed her first by getting Kawakami upset.
>>580023908-Pancakes-The game? Rice Shower. First rainbow spook on free pulls. But Special Week was my favorite before that, as I watched the first season of the anime when it first aired. I skipped S2 because one episode in it was already too depressing. I did go back to it eventually of course.-not really. Steelheart was okay I guess.
>>580023221
>>580023908PancakesOguri Cap, Cingray pushed me onver the edge. She's not my favorite, but still near the topNo
>>580017421Ooh. I don't have her so idk
>>580023908WafflesBakushin, no but I still love hernyo
So why is it that nude mods aren't allowed and shunned by the JPs, but NSFW of the umas from JP artists are fine?
Happy Meisho Doto
>>580023779pls Pokee, don't rape him
>>580018812>vibros...>Frioso>Yukinovidin>Ichnodictusdinosaur?>Bicorpegasus
>>580024947retard
>>580024947Rules for thee, not for me
>>580024947>NSFW of the umas from JP artists are fine?If it were fine Umamusume would have more doujins than Blue Archive. It's all the fault of the Yakuza and boomer horse owners.
>>580024947Who the fuck cares what the Japanese think?They worship hypocrisy in their culture.
There's a huge Gold Ship and Nice Nature at the Nakayama Turfy shop
Red Regulus wins 5th race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>580025195holy mogged
>>580025315AIIIEEEEE SUNDAYMAN INBRED
Yanko and ShinEmp are getting ready to fly to the US
>>580023908WafflesSuper Creek. I love her even more now that I got to play her career and do her bond story.Nope. Haven't went to a bookstore in years..
>>580023908Waffles, I like something that can hold syrup and butter consistently.It was first Golshi shitposting to know about it, but the one who led me to play careers was Maruzensky. She's my favorite for fan runs, she's still cool but favorite has gone to LunaI've gotten into a lot of downtime with auto runs, and maybe it's because I compared Cafe's career being like a Goosebumps story or October's coming up, but I went and got an archive for the original series and 2000 series to read stuff I never had a chance to get, simple silly adventures I can read in 2-3 days. Calling All Creeps has an awesome ending even though the turnaround is in the last 2 paragraphs lmao
>>580025228Cute giant Natie
Clubbie breeding session starts in 5 (five) minutes~
>>580025625Calling All Creeps is one of the last interesting ones in the series. well past the point where he stopped giving a fraction of a fuck
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/CNZKnV>https://jiggie.fun/CNZKnVhttps://jiggie.fun/CNZKnV>https://jiggie.fun/CNZKnVhttps://jiggie.fun/CNZKnV
disgusting[-]
I hate you guys so much it's unbelievable
>>580025704>>580025785I am breeding these umas
>>580025793 >homo
In my half asleep stupor I chose the wrong Uma and it still worked out.
Lys Gloire wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Hanshin
>SEAepy supports ERPpredictable
>>580026156>ERPWhere?
>>580026224here *kisses you*
>>580026224nigga u blind from masturbation
>>580026224under your foreskin
>>580026224I know you guys have poor eyesight over there but I trust you can figure it out unless you want to bring shame to your family
>>580026284>>580026289>>580026298Sorry, I'm not on your Discord.
>>580026029You're in the wrong thread again.
>>580023908PancakesNo one in particular because I fell for fomo when the game first came out in globalNope
>was craving mcdonalds before going out to run>cooling down at home>now craving ramen toowhat do i do...
>>580026392ESL-kun...
>I haven't seen a single jpkek post their plats or a recent win and I've been here for a year already
>>580025767I don't doubt that, I jumped into a 2000 series with a sequel to HorrorLand where the original was fun. So far, that one has just been...fine, it's not awful but I do notice a quality dip. I just remember a time when I got somewhere up to Deep Trouble and looked it up at a young age going>Oh, it's not actually about cool sharks, it's about mermaidsthen doing something else, probably video games. But they're short and I wanted some dumb kid-friendly spookiness to find a few gems I may have missed.umamusume
>>580026463Bueno!
hola
>>580026392retardanon...
yeah it's in spanish but the teio voice is closer to the jp squeakiness than any english teio dub attempt i've heard
>>580026029Kill yourself attention whoring jpnigger
extremely based OP, thanks OP
>>580023908French toastKris s, her voice sold me I prefer reading manhua/hwa slop
>>580026029please live yourself JP god
>>580023908If I were to pick, french toast. Pancakes are too filling, and not really into wafflesFirst got interested with the game years ago because of Rob Roy's VA when I was still an im@s fag. Currently staying for Teio and Rudolf, but still waiting for Rob RoyI'm too brainrotted for books
I'm On a Roll wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Nakayama
>>580026029do you do this on purpose to make globalfags mad, or are things really that slow in the JP thread?
>>580026575Hola!
I didn't realize it's really him
>>580026773wrong thread?
>>580026815Follow him!
>>580026815I wish you could block accounts
>>580026763he (or she) is indeed on a roll
Where the fuck is stroll...
>>580026764>file.pngIt's probably the mentally ill staygoldtranny
>>580023908pancakes. The thin, light fluppy kind. Stack of 6, butter and maple syrupI watched the anime back in 2018, and fell hard for Silence Suzuka. I couldn't believe it when I heard the game had gotten a global release, I downloaded it as soon as I heard, nearly wept when I saw Suzuka's ult go off the first time, and did when she won the Akiten by 9 lengthsI read Three Days of Happiness and I can't recommend it highly enough. Sugaru Miaki is a god
>>580026764it's both
>>580026584
>>580023908PancakesI didn't really have a favorite when I started playing, but there's a few that I'm fond of nowI've been prioritizing painting minis when I'm not lazy and playing games instead so I haven't read a book in probably a year or so Last thing I remember leafing through was an Amplified Bible because I've loosely been on an occult kick for a while
>>580025653Why is she the best girl?
Stella Nova wins 6th race (3YO 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
I'll seethe if the Rob Roy spawn wins the time I stopped betting
>>580026604https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zeGb4ep5a60
>>580018434Dimenhydrinate (dramamine) and cyclobenzaprine hydrochloride are my go to medications if I absolutely need to go to sleep. The latter works for longer but you are basically a zombie for an hour or so after waking up
>>580027841Zolpidem is a good sleep inducer
Maknos wins 6th race (3YO 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
https://mangadex.org/chapter/1cff6b14-ec61-487c-bec4-fa619392682f/6Oguri chapter this timebe warned, it's a gosling chapter
>>580027796this is legal
>>580027796I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
Another 5 borrows speedrun in 30 minutesAnother day of umamusume
>>580023908French ToastSpe from the original anime, but I love my Princess so much it's unrealMy War Gone By, I Miss It So
>>580023908Gun to my head, I guess french toast, but I would rather skip breakfast.After going through the notes on the Umas I had available after my first rolls, I concluded Vodka was the coolest, and she remains so.Underground: The Tokyo Gas Attack and the Japanese Psyche. Very interesting in general, sometimes heartbreaking, occasionally funny.
>>580026763>I'm On a Rolloops, I'm on a muffin
>>580028160canon wife
>>580023908Pancakes, especially sourdoughI came along with the anime so not reallyI haven't read a book in 15 years
Enjambment wins 6th race (2YO Debut) at Nakayama
Goldshi spawn couldn't do it
>>580028816>Mind Your Biscuits
>>580028160Cap as in wife
I think I suck at this game
>>580028984I am Oguri's father
>>580010502https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12135620
>>580028969If you're still retaining what's the issue? I'm still half SS because I can roll the 1M once each week.
Wing Blue wins 7th race (3YO 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>580029143Hello sir, your wife and daughter's cunt is tight and warm
no one would marry oguri
>>580029143You're way behind on the child support, Kitahara
>>580028969Your cards will get better with time
I Got It wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
I would bread with Oguri.
Fucking dogshitI hate scammersI hate Shiraoki-samaFUCK THE NUMBER 7
Hosting da rooms.39022179
>>580030556>fucking a feminazi
>>580030571I wish that were me...
>>580030571
>>580030571You can't post that
>>580030571>pubesUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>580030596The only prescription to cure that is RAPE
Most raped ningen umaslave award.
>>580030571you can't post dat
>>580030757goes to which trainer?
Cathedral Quartz wins 7th race (3YO Maiden) at Nakayama
>>580030596Dober is not a femnazi you libtard
>>580030852>hates men>not a feministsure
HOLY ODDS
>>580030923SHE DOES NOT HATE MEN YOU FUCKING RETARDSHE JUST GETS NERVOUS AROUND THEM SINCE SHE HAS HAD VERY LITTLE EXPOSURE BEFORE SHE MEETS HER TRAINERSHE GETS OVER IT BY THE END TOO
>>580030832This guy.>>580031017
>>580031017>SHE DOES NOT HATE MEN YOU FUCKING RETARD>Dislikes: Men, thunderYou might be a feminist too judging from the way you try to whitewash a female just because it's female.
>>580031156C-cute...
STOP ARGUING AND JOIN THE DAMN ROOM.DO ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME OR DO YOU JUST SHITPOST IN THREAD ALL DAY?39022179
>>580031357>OR DO YOU JUST SHITPOST IN THREAD ALL DAY?
>>580031357I never join rooms, I don't know my team until I can click the auto-select button
Any non-gay A or A+ guild recruiting still? Haven't been playing much recently but should still get at least 100M
>>580031357>DoberfagFuck off
>>580031357I know what this thread does>join a room>become a doxx victim>next day i'm a microcelebrity>next one a schizo stalks every single move i make and even doctors shit about what i say or doWhy would I join these shitty rooms
>>580031203>trannylationsbtw if you think I'm a feminist I'll have you know I'm glad the roastie who killed her kids wasn't acquitted
The only men I like is ramen. Hope I can hang out with Finemo one day.
7 and air groove marries me4 and pasa starts dating meAnything else and I die from heart disease within 5 years
>>580031654
>>580031654Lucky son of a bitch
>>580031654SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>580028517She's kind of cute...
>>580031357you didnt set enough time, if the timer goes below 15min people cant join
Be honest anon.Would your favorite horse like you back?I think we'd get along since we're both "Fuck you I do what I want and don't care about restraints."
Rule the Wave wins 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>580031769Imagine the paizuri...
>>580031492>>580011239
>>580031357Waiting for Oguri Wit to release before I make my aces
>>580031840
>>580031573so you're gonna push on the fact that 苦手なこと can be both dislike and "not good with"? and you automatically default to the preferred variant?
>>580031492Which ones are non-gay
T O Al Ain wins Takedao Tokubetsu at Hanshin
>2 speed>reroll>pays offeh good enough I guess
>>580031794Me and rula would be chill although I imagine things could get pretty heated if we started playing online competitive pvp games together
>>580032071I'm going by what I saw in the story. She doesn't hate men the way a feminist does
>>580023908WafflesSuzuka from the anime and Marusexy from the game. Maybe I need meds but slowly I'm doubting if I have a reeeeal favorite, if it makes any sense. I like a lot of girls but if you ask me who's my favorite, waifu or oshi, then I wouldn't answer the same every dayI'm currently reading a vidya programming book
big simpson
>>580030571uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>580023908PancakesSuper Creek and yesI've always read more comics over books. Going through older series of manga lately and been reading Birdy the Mighty lately.
>>580018886>>580019058>>580019542boy on my male face
>>580025228large ship
umadols
>>580032319Fucking Chrono Genesis raw while Loves Only You masturbates next to her
>>580021685espo CUTE!>>580024814wife CUTE!
>>580030571BASED MILF SEX
Medici Power wins 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Nakayama
>>580024947>So why is it that nude mods aren't allowedBecause it's digital rape
>>580032707She needs to let her hair down more often. Falco becomes giga sex when she does that
>>580031628*cums on dober's face non-consensually*
>>580033071Lmao fucking cucks
>>580032153cute Rice and sexy Bourb
>>580033178>idol's base design has pigtails>fine>let her hair downHYPER MEGA SEXOOOO
>>580033318UOHHH
S C Victoria wins Asahikawa Tokubetsu at Sapporo
what did she mean by this?
>>580033318gonna nico nico jerk fuck off
>>580033584That's how big my penis gets when I see Ardan
>>580033178
>>580033584anything beyond is too big for Ardan
>>580033764cute and non round uma
>>580031794I don't like this question because sadly I think falco would probably think I'm just a creepy fanI'm pretty fucking ugly :(
>>580033764i thought this was dia from tje thumbnail
>>580033764falco with her hair down is too powerful
If I'm building doto or rudolph do I REALLY get a xog parent or is witgod going insane?like is inherited festive actually worth building around?
>>580033916I don't think it's gonna be more than a copium option for doberless fucks but I'll try it anyways , but wouldn't recommend
>>580033764Why does this artist like exposing belly buttons? Very lewd.
Pioneer Square wins 9th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
wow we sure have a lot of falcoposers herekind of weird I haven't seen her in any CM match despite how loud falcobros arekinda like they dropped her the moment she stopped being good.. hmm...
>>580033829That's why hair down Falco is so powerful.
>>580034129>kind of weird I haven't seen her in any CM matchDo you not join rooms
>virgin pigtail dumb birdo>stacy hair down hot falcon
zero is her fans
>>580034281Sounds of Earth is the only st*llion I have any interest in pulling for
Danchou posted porn on our spreadsheet again..
>>580034281CONSENSUAL SEX AFTER MARRIAGE UMAI REPEATCONSENSUALSEXAFTER MARRIAGE
>>580034129bro don't blame falco specifically for THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE of frontrunners
KYR is so strong that 2nd and 3rd favorites have three-digit odds for winning
Hair down Falco is the enemy.
>>580034503You're just jealous because she's sexier
Aster Ruhuna wins Urayasu Tokubetsu at Nakayama
>>580034478>the last CM fronts did anything in was CM15How long ago was that?They've been in the shitter for a long-ass time huh?
umamusume is a bad game
kissies?
>>580034624>Purposelly forgets last CM
Hair down umas is sex
>>580034698You aren't a cute nonnie, so no kissies
22 wins, 24 starts
>>580034714...the mile CM? Yes...? The one we saw UF3 fronts get absolutely dicked down by UG3 taikis/flowers over and over?
>>580034768>WeNo one but you
>>580034746Agreed
>>580034714You know we literally just experienced that CM ourselves right and watched fronts absolutely choke on a constant basis, like the data is only one thing just think back to your own actual CM matches>b-but some random room herelol
>every campaign starts with Iesbian sexWhere can I find a gacha just like this that isn't made for cucks and agp troons?
>>580034909We already went over this. Lots of poorly built fronts on haku. Go to the previous threads and learn lil bwo
More sex
>>580034926LAD was made for youonly het, only cis
>>580034129Didn't see much of her last CM but she was all over the place in the Dirt CM
>30yowhy is he like this
>>580034624The grudge people will have for fronts will never fade, idk why. they'll just insist>BRO IF YOU BUILD A ACTUAL PERFECT UF4 FRONT THEY CAN WINAs if that argument didn't apply to... literally everything in the game...?
>>580035075fillies in his mind
>>580035075>dirty old manHe's literally me
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/7LAbTL>https://jiggie.fun/7LAbTLhttps://jiggie.fun/7LAbTL>https://jiggie.fun/7LAbTLhttps://jiggie.fun/7LAbTL
>>580034768I had a 77% winrate and got plat with fronts though, git gud
the G2s are starting soon?
Your future wifeThe future mother of your childrenYour bro!
>>580034746Hair down aka sex hair
>>580035315like 45 minutes for the first G2 and 1 hour for the next
>>580035315around 40 minutes
>>580034624I like how you retards kept posting this data but not this one
>>580035458aaiieeee the narrative
>>580035340Golsex
>>580035075Doto loves sexDoto loves virgin filliesDoto tries to mate with fillies even after being geldedSay something nice about him!
Hayabusa Sakichan wins HTB Sho at Sapporo
>>580035458Is this the mile CM? The one we saw UF3 fronts get absolutely dicked down by UG3 taikis/flowers over and over?
>>580035328would my bro make a good mother
>>580034661HUGE TIDDY SEX NATURE DESU
>>580035418Gulp
>>580035508>Say something nice about him!His pussy is cute!
>>580035507I wish this trend took off more
I forgot that japan is a literal swamp nation
>>580035537Yes that's CM18 and fronts were doing just fine, test lobbies aren't a real representative of CMs retardgwo
>>580035508>evil>outlive the competition>fuck all the younguns you wantHe's literally what I wish to be. I kneel
>>580035328I wish
>>580034624Last time I was scared of frontkeks was CM11, and that was just because wit yeppers is not a real support card
>>580035591Was making fun of >>580034768
>>580035507Would uma like having their tails pulled during sex?
its kind of weird people go so hard out of their way to say fronts are goodlike if you said lates or pace chasers sucked ass no one would care
>>580035637Do women like to have their hair pulled or asses and tits smacked during sex?
>>580035610He barely fucked
>>580035680Because those positions actually suck ass until they get better cards
>>580034129It's good
>>580035719paces have been pretty fucking good for awhile thothey also got very early buffs
>>580035717It's not about quantity, it's about quality
>>580034129wdymshe was my dirt champion
>natie and kingu have been failing 10% failure rate trainings all week>decide to give them a break>do a retard run3* wit spark too
Sexo with umamusumes
>>580035764If he had the quality then quantity would follow
>>580035815
>>580035870>hey bro, wanna touch tips?
its kind of weird people go so hard out of their way to say fronts are bad.
Yorino Legend wins Auckland Thoroughbred Racing Trophy at Hanshin
>>580035847Caballodoncella con sexo
>>580035964>fronts are bad>but also they're soulless and meta if you run them
>gold accel in card (sprint mile)>gold accel in card (med)>gold accel in card (long)whale style
>>580035870her autumn tenno sho event is pretty damn cute too
>>580036118late
>>580035328>>580035612
i don't have a horse in this race (heh) but after trying to use 2 fronts for one of the previous CMs i decided the style wasn't for me, and yes auto makes it easy to get parents for inspos you may need, but overall i wasn't a huge fanthat said, i don't think they're weak at all>t. late surger main
>>580036118Front is the autistic loopa stylePace is the generic styleLate is the generic-locked-borrow-slot styleEnd is the poor style (literally only one card, not even that when CB comes out)
>>580035507What the heck?
>>580036409Late is actually the Highroll Gamba style
Pax Romana wins September Stakes at Nakayama
>>580036513There is barely any gamba now thougheverbeit
>>580036409Late is the gosling stylemostly because of natie
>>580035716I'm a guy and like when girls do that to me.
>>580035507>>580035716Why am I bald?
Next race is Tancho Stakes (OPEN)
>>580036636you are trainercomes with the job
>>580035680i care. i've always cared. not about lates, because they sucked ass for a very long time, but every time someone bitches about how pace chasers are bad just because they don't have a one size fits all accel like fronts or something, as though they haven't been a core part of the meta in well over half of the CMs to date (even excluding CMs where the only real pace is christmas oguri) i do care.
Heyis that pace promote bug with gate position still in?
Rice pankeki
pace chasers were only good in the first CM and the last one
>>580036846too big
paces are meta every fucking sprint CM so you're wrong AND afraid of replying to people
>>580035581how could it if the only other options after golshi before fusapan sexo were all ugly and not erection-inducing?
THE IMAGE LIMIT IS CLOSETHERE'S ONLY 14 IMAGE SLOTS LEFTI REPEATTHERE'S ONLY 14 IMAGE SLOTS LEFT
>>580036648Something I've been wondering for a while. When it comes to debut and maiden races, how does the betting work? Pedigree? Vibes? Maybe insider info from trainings?
not quite my pace
>>580036846too small
>>580036846Not big enough.
>>580036957-1 image
I am going to have sex with Matikanefukukitaru, regardless of what Shiraoki-sama says
>>580036963yessomeone probably has a guy at training centers who can leak info
>paces are -meta- in Taishin/fronts CMsrorurumao
>>580036963>insider info from trainings?all that is public tho
>>580036956I mean this trend
yeah man all those sprint CMs taishin's been tearing up, the potential uma has no limits huh?
Need a Nishino beach shadow picture
Fukukanetannseru
JUST REPLY TO EACH OTHER I HATE THIS POSTING STYLE
no
are there any 2800m distance races
lmao, get better reading comprehension, witlet-kun
>>580037282Maybe Fuku shouldn't leave her crystal ball on the porn channel if she didn't want to get caught
>>580037256I haven't seen this one before.
Some generals in /vg/ actually have an unspoken "no reply" rule. It's because shitposters are addicted to getting (You)s. It works, but as a result their thread is unreadable. But that shouldn't matter to anons who regular that place.
damn this guy niged
>>580037282Fuku is a FREAK
Those threads are fun to read
The only general I know that has that rule is /tf2g/
Coachella Valley wins Tancho Stakes (OPEN) at Sapporo
>>580037282I need to make the image in the ball come true.
>>580037502that guy did a massive runaway
bandori en has this rule, but jp doesn't
>>580015238Dotters
>>580037282GYPSY BULLSHIT
Next race is G2 Sankei Sho Centaur Stakes, a trial race for G1 Sprinters Stakes
7282 is trolled epicly
>>580037502>Yo Hin 4thShe did really well, the distance was a bit too much for her
>>580037621Flicker Jab is an awesome name for a sprinter
image limit~
>>580037621>Mama CochaJejejeje
AIIIIIEEEEE THE IMAGES
>>580037621Let's go Flicker Jab!
If everyone here is supposedly a tranny - where are all the uma cosplays?
im calling end of service for /uma/
>>580037621STARTING!
>new bake 1>new bake 2retards
Join uma&co and their discord if you want to see Umama cosplay
ningenmanko.png
its da flicka jabu
>>580037897Can i join their discord without joining their club?
Flicker Jab wins G2 Sankei Sho Centaur Stakes at Hanshin
Ican bake, if nobody else does
>>580037897We've not reached the fangoal yet
MAKE IT A HAIR DOWN UMA THREAD
Restocking on butter in the meantime.
Next Race is G2 Shion Stakes, a Trial Race for G1 Shuka Sho
I would like you to take this bake Siriusly
derb
>>580038153lemaire just loves riding fillies
i will bake ze bread now
>>580038162like as an act of symbolism you mean
>>580038020>Mama Cocha 3rdGrandma still got itCongrats to Flicker Jab, it's a shame he won't be with Matsuyama in the Sprinters Stakes
>>580038349>>580038349>>580038349
>>580038153Let's go Dream Core!
>>580038249If you really want that you need to act quick. Speed! Speed!
>>580036816I wouldn't want to eat it...laisu is too cute to be eaten!
