Tcoaalholic Edition# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>579674430
You're a faggot.
this bread is fucking raw, you twat
>>580007135How does one get "impatient" to bake? Like if you just want to be the one to pick the OP image out of a main character complex then just say that.
>>580008462>old pair shoes cock thing better sister
>>580008462not defending OP, but somehow there's a "strict" rule on /calg/ that is, when the thread gets done, you must wait until page 8 to bake another, even when most threads goes slowier most of the times
>>580008694It isn't a /calg/ rule, it's a /vg/ rule that is only ignored by the most degenerate of gacha generals. You wait to reduce the chances of a slow general getting pushed off.
>>580008694That's /vg/ standard, actually. Also, on top of that it seems to happen whenever there's any deliberation about what the OP image will be, and he also cucked the themed July 14th thread with the most dogshit image imaginable. Even if there wasn't a /vg/ standard, which he acknowledged exists by saying he was baking early, he's still a tremendous petty faggot.
>>580008462sizemogged by BIG ANDREW
>>580008849>Even if there wasn't a /vg/ standard, which he acknowledged exists by saying he was baking earlyYep, he always does this. I don't understand why he grows impatient at impending bakes, as if he cannot continue his current discussion in the existing thread. The only explanation that makes sense is trolling.
>>580008968Gacha refugee, the gacha generals train you to be quick on the bake lest someone make it first with their waifu instead of yours.
>>580008968>The only explanation that makes sense is trolling.I don't think it's outright trolling, because he's stuck around for this long, so clearly he at least partially wants to be here, he's just also antisocial giga autist. I'm sure the double-standard of "I'm allowed to be petty and annoying but you're not allowed to complain about it" will be invoked soon, and I'm kind of done talking about it since there's not much to be said about it, but man he's a fucking faggot.
Julia is so cute!
>>580009597Not a singular person has ever or will ever say this, in any universe, dimension, fiction, or fact.
>>580009696Maybe on planet retard
>>580009750You're right, somebody there might have said it, actually.
>>580009750No, not even there
Why so I keep edging before I go hang out with my sister
>>580009994dude's out here lighting up his crack pipe in a puddle of kerosene.
>>580009994*Why do I
>>580009994Stop wasting your time and cum already
>>580010146I don't want to...
>>580008968>>580009120why are you guys questioning the early life of some random literal who just because he baked a thread you don't like? it's not that deep ffs
>>580011025I'm glad somebody posted this image last thread because it's perfect for this.
>>580011025>it's not that deep ffsThis is the most disingenuous thought-terminating cliché of all. The purpose of this statement is to gaslight your opponents into thinking that something which you consider important is not actually important, thus handing you a monopoly over the issue. Go fuck yourself.
>>580011025>>580011098>>580011178Instead of being angry, why not talk about how cute Julia is?
>>580011428God I want to fuck Julia's tits and shoot my cum in her cleavage and then smear it across her freckly jugs
>>580011428God I want send Julia to the bauxite mines.
>>580011428God I want to see Julia get mindbroken and bred by goblins.
>>580009597Kill yourself
>>580008462>love Ashleyalways
>>580011590Me too anon>>580011639idgi. How does Bauxite relate?
>>580011428God I want Julia to get eaten out
>>580008462>andrew need stuff big things Yeah I bet a lot of big things get stuffed in Andrew
>>580011098>>580011178Autism.
>>580008462>ashley porn HELL YES
Reminder:Ashley game, Ashley Thread, Ashley Board, Ashley website, Ashley State, Ashley Country, Ashley Continent, Ashley Planet, Ashley Solar System, Ashley Galaxy, Ashley Universe, Ashley fabic of reality itself. If you go down to the atomic level the Universe is comprised exclusively of miniature Ashleys. The neurons in Andrew's brain consist of nothing but Ashleys that send blood flow(blood cel Ashleys) directly to his little Andy at the mere sight of Ashley's mighty sister cleave
>>580012467I am begging you to fix the typos.
I'm starting to become a believer of the /calg/ hivemind theory
Times I've nutted to Ashley: 732Times I've nutted to Renee: 321Times I've nutted to Julia: 0
>>580012623Personally I follow the /calg/ internet theory.
>>580012623>>580012793The sisternet is real.
>>580012834Based
>>580012761Times I've nutted to Ashley: 87Times I've nutted to Renee: 1 (on accident, becasue I thought it was the gender swapped siblings until I looked closer and saw the tags)Times I've nutted to Julia: 0
>Times I've nutted to Ashley0>Times I've nutted to Renee0>Times I've nutted to Julia0>Times I've nutted to ???666
>>580011098>>580011178obsessed
times I've nutted to Ashley: 0times I've nutted to Renee: 0times I've nutted to Julia: 0times I've nutted to Doug: 0times Ive nutted to Nina: 0times I've nutted to ???: 0times I've nutted to LU: 0times I've nutted to Douchbag: 0times I've nutted to the camper mom's placeholder sprite: 590,120,947,123
>>580013368Triangussy
Times I've nutted to this: lost track https://files.catbox.moe/sx8ezt.png
>>580013505Nemleussy
>>580013368>sullying your purity with the triangoyim
Times I've woken up thinking about making sweet love to Julia: more than is probably healthy
>>580014487>more than is probably healthyAnything more than 0 qualifies for this.
>>580014602
Times I've nutted to Ashley: 0Times I've nutted to Andrew: 0Times I've nutted to Renee: 0Times I've nutted to Julia: 0Times I've nutted to Gandpa: 0Times I've nutted to Nina: 0Times I've nutted to 302 Lady: 0Times I've nutted to Shopkeeper: 0Times I've nutted to ???: 0Times I've nutted to Nemcat: 0Times I've nutted to Six Eyes: 0Times I've nutted to Lord Unknown: 0Times I've nutted to Douchebag: 0Times I've nutted to Hitman: 0Times I've nutted to Douglas: 72
>>580016085We know, futa Renee
>>580007135Off-model sisters..
>>580018035What are you talking about? That's on-model.
>>580012110What the fuck is going on in the office at Grandpa's company?
>>580018035yuck
>>580019096gay
>>580019028Where is this coming from and why?
>>580019176My taste > your trash
>>580018035I am a pervert obsessed with large tits and I'll fap myself into a coma to larger breasts than these, but these are just gross. The shape and physics are not what the should be.
>>580018035Would motorboat desu
AU where Andrew and Ashley open a boat rental business near Lake Coffinland
>>580019923I don't imagine motorboating silicone is very enjoyable.
>>580018085"..."
Still huge
>>580021112powerful pushup bra
>>580021112AWOOOOO AWOOOOOO AWOOOOOOOGGAAAAH
>>>>>>smaller than advertised
>>580021251>>580021239 (x2)
With every update Ashley's tits get bigger. Even women love huge fucking tits.
>>580021251>>580021112The sisters on this sister are rather hefty.
BoobiesBREASTSMammory GlandsBoobsTitsTittiesTa-tasFiery biscuits (as per The Mighty Boosh, apparently)MelonsBapsCoconutsBangersCream PiesIced GemsBacon Hangers (our little minds can't even)Fried EggsCantaloupes'She drank her school milk' (no, we don't understand either?)Milk MonstersMilkersBrad PittsDanny DevitosThe TwinsMinnie and MickeyPhil and LilMary-Kate and AshleyThe Mitchell BrothersPinky and PerkyAnt and Dec (apparently!)Mario and LuigiPuppiesSnuggle pupsCat FlapsWattdogsUddersSpaniel's EarsMosquito BitesNoogiesBabsLills'The Girls'BudsBipsNorksChebsMaracasSlammersTig Ol BittiesChebbliesWabsFunbagsChesticlesJugsWapsTatasBazoombasBreasticlesBazookasMammeriesBristol CitiesCha-chasBosomsJubbliesCharliesJuggernautsPeaksKnockersRackShelfDonglesNunga NungasWangersSwingersAir-bagsTatty Bo JanglesHonker HonkersCansBabylonsBubbalasNipple HolstersLife SaversBuoyancy aidsOrbsBongosWattiesBouncersWagonsGlobesShoulder Boulders (or just 'boulders' works too)HootersMuchachasMud FlapsBaloonsFleshy MoundsUpper BollocksTB's (Top Bollocks)Dirty PillowsNaughty PillowsTwo old socksMilk MountainsHonky-badonkies
>>580021401I don't even know how Ashley got pregnant because any sensible 'drew would just constantly fuck her tits. Tits make the world go round and when we take back our countries from the Jews we will ban breast reductions/mastectomies EVEN FOR LEGITIMATE MEDICAL REASONS. Tits on my mind constantly fucking jiggly big milky tits
She sistered across the room bustyley
>>580021476>>580021546>>580021558The things I would do to her tits
>>580021627Now you understand why I was always destined to lose to my sister. In Monopoly, and nothing else.
I wonder what they do at grandpa's company? Maybe imports. Or exports. Possibly both. Andrew's grandpa could be an importer/exporter. I wonder what they import, though? And what would they export?
>>580021735Isn't it just a law firm? Andrew would be doing mild office work at best.
>>580021782"Entrepreneur" and we know nothing about it.>>580021782Andrew did off-the-books accounting at his part-time job. I do not understand peoples' obsession with correlating Grandpa and Andrew unless there is a specific line I missed.
>>580022063I thought it was established in Cliffhanger. iirc it's when Andrew is peicing together who, "murdered" him. During the phone call quiz? Maybe I'm misremembering.
>>580022063>>580022192If you talk to a teacher in Andrew's high school flashback, he has an internal monologue about working at grandpa's company (as well as an internal monologue about Ashley being his housewife)
>>580018035>>580021112>>580021251>>580021476AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>580022281Is that internal monologue an actual thing that is happening, or are you creating a link between imaginary possibility and reality?
>>580022386I'll grab a screenshot when I get home, but he was working at grandpa's company rather than imagining a counterfactual.
>>580022479If anything this further confuses me as to why people think in the vision/alternate reality/whatever with Wren, that his butcher job is also Grandpa's doing when there's no context to anything and if anything very vaguely might imply cultish machinations.
>>580022882Butchershop job could be easily explained: probably founds some shady mafia run fake money laundering buissness, and he got specifically hired because of his lack of information. Mutally benefecial: he doesn't have to worry about taxes or tax paperwork, and in return he doesn't ask questions. Just a shot in the dark mainly though.
Idea for a mod: The Coffin of Andy and Jim Carrey in Character as the Riddler from Batman Forever (1995)
Heterosexual gay sex with Thiu
>>580024783Either she has a flat ass or droopy labia
Why has Ashley joined PMC Wagner?
>>580025396They recruit prisoners sometimes, don't they?
>>580023839Owing to lack of context in said "scenario" I'm inclined towards a chekhov's gun method and being cynical while trying to piece together what context clues there could be. As such I would lean towards:>The cult has previously had some relation to a butcher shop, (chekov's gun possibly)>Andrew has butchered human bodies and is comfortable doing such heinous acts (less so the reasoning in the Decay instance)>Nemlei specifically chose Butcher as Andrew's occupation>Andrew was very nonchalant if not outright arrogant, like Burial, where he had no issues with butchering his parents and freely engaged with cannibalismFrom that I would surmise Andrew has been intwined with the Cult and Demons, ergo a quite bad end, and is using this fraudulent job to dispose of Cult victims' bodies.You could also reach even farther and that being a "butcher" is just a sly way of saying he just disposes of bodies for the Cult and gets paid for it directly. No actual job, just on-call type work.I do not believe for a second that Grandpa is a mafia boss running a laundering scheme. If anything Grandpa would probably use that money and his connections to fix Andrew and Ashley's situation at least with new identities. As well Grandpa likely thought the siblings were dead up until he actually died, seeing as how that scenario actually implies that Renee ran to Grandpa with a sob story to get his fat inheritance after the siblings were declared dead.
What do you see when you turn out the lights?I cannot tell you, but I know it's mine
Why do you guys keep talking about mammary intercourse
>>580026212I see the glint of a cat's eye and the light from another room, because I'm not deranged or retarded.
>>580026247It's visually exciting, which makes it feel nice.
Because as a first worlder I have moved beyond the thirdie obsession with the buttocks
>>580026247Because it's permitted by God! Read the Song of Songs.
>>580026319Anon, I'm the most tit-obsessed man alive, but not liking butts too is performative bullshit.
You know poop comes from there right?
>>580026247I'm always hornyposting. It's only a matter of what it's directed towards
>>580026417Please do not reply to race-baiters. They're just trying to derail the thread.
>>580026402
>>580026417That is a non sequitur towards what he said.
>>580027491No it isn't.
>>580027668Saying he's not obsessed with asses does not in fact mean that he does not appreciate them in moderation.
>>580027742>does not in fact meanYes it does.
>>580027668>>580027742Holy fuck can you faggots not do this AGAIN we get it you're both very straight
a man can like Sits (sis tits) and Sass(sis ass)
>>580027830He can't like asses though, it's imperative that you not mistake him for a brown person because brown people like asses. I also have it on good authority that brown people breathe oxygen.
>>580027854Imagine staring at Ashley's sass and groping her sits while she rides your brock.
>>580027923>likeobsessed with*Stop creating a strawman because your particular preference is being attacked as a thirdworld fixation thus hurting your ego by proxy of implying you have a thirdworld fixation.
>>580027923Please understand that I am in perfect agreement with you, but you only stand to derail the thread by replying to him.
>>580028059Fair, I'm going to drop it because it's clearly already started.
Guys... I think my sister broke my brock.
I have ascended beyond fixation of oversized proportions. Twig supremacy.
>>580028136did you try icing it?
We need to see Ashley in jeans. Jeans make a girls ass look sublime
>>580028546This is unfortunately not true at all. It's still dependent on the girl and her ass.
A stable foundation upon which to build my castle
>>580030009watasi may have a scuffed as fuck horse face, but damn she makes some good shit
>>580031584Look dude don't be mean, that's just what Asians look like.
>>580022479>>580022386>>580022281>>580022882
>>580032529It's good that Andrew accepts his fate.
>>580032529I must have glossed over that. Though this throws even more dispersion at Andrew's continued involvement past a part-time job early on.
>>580032529They were quite literally destined to be together.
AU where Andrew and Ashley operate an underground drug ring in urban Coffinopolis
>>580032529>this predates Andrew hearing the rumours>plus Andrew trying to wreck Ashley's dateI like that this shows Andrew's crush happened on its own and wasn't just an idea put into his mind by bullies
Is there any part of the game where Andrew is actually a decent brother and not fucking Ashley's future
>>580034140>Is there any part of the game where Andrew is --- not fucking AshleyNo.
>>580031584wtf she had a face leak? i thought no one knew what she looked like?
I still think about the guy who offered to impregnate watasi with his "Italo-Aryan seed"
"Andrew, when I was your age fucking your sister wasn't exactly socially acceptable, but it happened and people mostly looked the other way because, well, they were all fucking their sisters too. I mean, it was the Depression, you had to make due with what you had. Dandelion salad for dinner and your sister's pussy for desert. And we were happy!"
>>580034605Bible says no.
>>580034735The Bible says UNLIMITED cock in sisters.
>>580036438Citation?
>>580036621Andrew 3:16>14And Jesus declared: 15"Every brock and every sistussy shall be paired.">16"And there shall be no limit imposed on how much one brock be thrusted inside one sistussy.">17"For that is my Father's will."
>>580038964fucking hell this site fucked the superscript
>>580039049this site's programming stopped being updated when 'YOLO' and 'swag' were common phraseswhat did you expect?
Alternative universe Julia where she has a little brother instead of an older sister?
Alternate universe where Renee aborted Andrew and had her ovaries removed?
>>580042926Finally we are free from this fate.
>>580021167>t.
>>580028546This is true, luckily all my prayers were answered with the up and coming Pantshley.>>580028638This is also true, but I might have a fetish for pants in general so what do I know.
AU in the early 00s where Andrew and Ashley start their own english speaking anime discussion forum.
>>580043186Julia's sag so much they flatten without a bra.Ashley is more shapely but she uses a pushup bra to make them appear larger (for Andrew).Jane is an almost flat tomboy and wears loose shirts because she has nothing to hide.Adult Niina is a skeleton
>>579997871You force my hand
>>580043415If they ain't big enough to sag, they ain't big enough period.
>>580043415I care not for your headcanonical fancies
>>580043480There is such a thing as too much sag.
>>580034605>Dandelion salad for dinner and your sister's pussy for desert.Fuckin hell Grampa
>>580028039>>580028136>>580038964>Brockguys...brock means badgerevery time you post this i imagine andrew as a b&w furry thing why not call it a bock instead?
>>580043734just call it a cock, weirdo
>>580043425if you have genes for hot and smart then that's what gets magnified
>>580043776because that's a....male chickenmaybe brock fits better than I thought
>>580043903You stupid.
She was an innocent delicate flower who dindu nuffinhttps://files.catbox.moe/1r549n.webm
>>580043813Cleopatra was hot and smart, and boy am I drowning in that Ptolemaussy.
https://x.com/EliaEldrit53195/status/2096272093990044136
>>580044229That's funny as fuck ngl
>>580044229He still would though.
>>580043734Bock belongs in Sisussy then.
>>580044531>sisussyI don't know man, that sounds a bit sussy.
>>580044582How about sisgina then?
>>580044531nah,bock + sunt>shove your bock in her sunt until she screams
>>580044703>shove your bock in her sunt until she screamsHeck yeah, if you please forgive my crude language.
>>580044859Bocking her sunt is the only way to make cute dieces and sephews.
Is there any sequence breaking in this game?
>>580044179Are ugly people ugly because they're too outbred without compatible genes?
https://x.com/FTE18_/status/2092656732996849874/
>>580044989I mean, it's pretty linear. Most items are meant to enhance the story, but aren't required to advance it. But some may lock you in or out of certain endings. If you're speedrunning, I mean... it's kind of pointless if you ask me. Why bother speed running a narrative driven game?
Grandma Rennyhttps://x.com/FTE18_/status/2087550720396656647/photo/1
>>580044109Thanks, been needed more Ashley edits. But I also don't want to make a ShitTok to get them.
>>580046334She "died" under mysterious circumstances the the kids inherited her house btw.
AU where Andrew and Ashley are born in rural George and handed off to a single uncle to be raised. Call it the Graves of Hazzard.
>>580047150>rural GeorgeTheir motto does fit a place with inbreeding
>>580044989You can BLJ past Ashley's nagging to unlock the secret ending where Andrew doesn't hit her
>>580021476>Tig Ol BittiesI get that reference.
>>580007135I wonder how Andrew would feel about Resident Evil 4 if he happens to come across it. Considering the whole game is about saving 'Ashley'
>>580027242The Song of Songs is one of the shortest books in the Bible if not the shortest. It's romantic poetry and tells the heartfelt story of King Solomon expressing his premarital love for his special someone, in a manner approved by God! This of course entails being betwixt her bosom all night, which God considers wholesome for unmarried couples.
>>580050045So that's why they call him Jesus Tittyfucking Christ
>>580049865I think he'd get a weird sense of validation
>>580044989I remember people talking about alternate ways to trigger to bank call in Episode 2
>>579993251judo make me a sandwich
>>579993251head but it bites your text like Julia bites cock
>judo touch my.cock
if you use cp she reports you to the fbi
>>580032529This game really is full of little details that reward exploration. I had no idea about this
>>580046232Yeah, either WE fucking, or I'M fucking
>>580049865Andrew would obviously self insert himself and Ashley into the game. That is until Ashley finds him obsessing over another girl named Ashley and has a nuclear melty>>580050045Naruhodo. Thanks Julia! You're so smart
AU where Andrew and Ashley become storm chasers
AU where Ashley and Andrew's plane crashes in the amazon rainforest
>>580044531Andrew's bockwurst
>>580055251Andy and Leyley and the mosquitohussies
>>580055251>They find a cannibal tribe eating some hikers and Ashley just sits down and joins them and gets along with them while Andrew is freaking out
Making Tcoaal characters in not tomodatchi life.
>>580057443
>>580056573Itt fits because she's always bugging me!
did this game got a newsletter on the first i kinda missed it
AU where Andrew and Ashley become paranormal investigators.
BALLS deep until she forgets her own name
>>580062380You could go further and also put your balls in. She's loose enough.
>>580062685Stop being gross
>>580043813Me and my sister are hot and stupid though.
AU where Andrew and Ashley become Somalia pirates.
>>580064798Imagine the pirate orgies
>>580058469>The reason he is tied to this Earth is because in life, he never worked but believed he deserved respectbrutal
>>580062380in hush rm would be aliased to bd >until she forgets her own nameYou should run photo testdisk if that happens
>>580064514well at least if you breed your sister you're unlikely to get dumber
>>580070686>run testdisk>it spits out hundreds of .eml files>all letters from Julia I thought I deleted
>>580070826>have sex so often you physically get dumberbased
>>580070686*photo recover or testdisk
>>580034265I don't remember this either.
For a minute there, I lost myselfI lost myselfPhew, for a minute there, I lost myselfI lost myself
>>580040249I assume these are flattened too. ᴮʳᵒᶜᵏ
>>580055251AU where Andrew and Ashley work in the warehouse of a World Wide Web bookstore that shares its name with a rainforest in South America
>>580040249If you want to write fancy, you'll have to go on /sci/. They have TeX support there. Why the rest of the site doesn't is beyond me.
>>580072286Choco.com?
>>580073019doesn't /g/ have something too?
>>580057443What game is this?
>>580075423Cute Andrew, should be a bust.
>>580073176Nothing as nice as TeX
>>580079067Wrent's due but A&A smoked away all their money
>>580079067I wanna give my sister some cocaine to be honest
>>580081550Doesn't long-term cocaine use turn people into picrel? What effect does it have on women?
>>580081550What drug makes sisters fat?
>>580084487Brozempic
>>580084487
>>580084487Cum
>>580074251Sinner Maker
>>580046413You just ask my fren, here (though it's not particularly Ashleyan)https://file.garden/aep0ht7dt0EuhYy0/paparazzi%20edit.mp4>Promise I'll be kind>But I won't stop until that boy is mine>Baby you'll be famous>Chase you down until you love me>Papa>Paparazzi
>>580066367Call me a glutton but I am devouring all of that
>Andy
>>580086116LNDY lND AeyAeY!! LNDY lnD AEYAeY!! LNDY LND AEYAEY!!!!!!
>>580086116All the artfags do it.
>>580086646What would Wren's fursona be
In this house we salute the flag
>>580090180Nunley DEFINITELY takes it up the ass
>>580092187Nunley would never, she follows her vows of celibacy and will hit you with a ruler for suggesting otherwise.
>>580090180Ughhhhhhhh....Mom's cosplaying againNNNN?!
>>580092591If porn has taught me anything, it's that the pooper isn't covered by any vow.
NEED to see Nunley shaking her fat fucking ass hnggggggggggggg FUCK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK god that ass drives me wild you big booty bitch fuck I've gotta sink my hands into that delphic derriere seeing it jiggle while my hips slam into it don't even have enough cock to get past all that ass AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ass drives me absolutely insane call them apple bottom jeans 'cause I want a fucking BITE
this but for Andrew
>>580084956It's safe if not ingested vaginally
How would Toxisoda taste in real life?
>>580101267Strawberry-banana flavouring
>>580101267Nail polish smell is a thing that exists in real life.
>>580105078That's gotta be the acetone. Nasty stuff, that. Very flammable and can be used to chemically weld plastic. Styrofoam will melt into it like nothing. You can buy it at any hardware store.
>>580106197>Styrofoam will melt into it like nothing. You can buy it at any hardware store.Why would I do that? People aren't made of Styrofoam
>>580106197Acetone isn't the only chemical that smells like acetone. It could practically be any short-chain ketone.
My stupid bitch sister only ever calls me at random AFTER I'm done jerking off with her clothes. I never get to jerk off WHILE talking to her. So annoying
>>580107745Maybe you should call her instead?
>>580108418A) She always ignores my calls/textsB) I have nothing to talk about
>>580108984>She always ignores my calls/textsMaybe it's because you're jerking off with her clothes?>I have nothing to talk aboutMan, you are not a real person.
>>580109128>Maybe it's because you're jerking off with her clothes?Nah, she thinks I'm cool. No shot she knows>Man, you are not a real person.I mean, I'm here after all
Hussies?
>>580113476
>>580084487Oxytocin
>>580087440The TRUE Delphic flag is this:
>>580107745>>580108984Can't you talk to her about video games or Linkin Park or something?
I was at my big sister's place, and she's a smoker. She got up to go outside and said "Come, mommy wants a ciggy" and I got turned on.
>>580087440>>580114391you call that the Delphic flag?THIS is an actual delphic flag!
>>580116257Older brothers of /calg/:>My little sister is very pleasant and sweet :)Younger brothers of /calg/:
>>580116257>>580117808God I wish I had an older sister instead of a younger one
>>580117808Sisterless imoutofags:>I wish I had a little sister to hugSisterless oneefags:>I wish I were sexually abused as a child
>>580119257>>I wish I were sexually abused as a child
>>580122136CRUNCH
>>580122682
>>580122751This unironically makes me super nostalgic. You and I have been doing this for what, 2 years now?
>>580122963That sounds about right.
>>580122963>>580122995Samefag
>>580123709
Maybe Ashley and Andrew seek out Renee's parents for financial support after Renee refuses to help pay for Wren's surgery. We meed grandpa for the first time and he's an old Jewish guy: "Ashley, my granddaughter, you want to borrow 1,500 bucks from me to get your son's eye fixed? The gall of you, I'm meeting you for the first time and you want 1,000 bucks from me? I can't believe the price of medical procedures these days, 500 bucks to fix one eye? Maybe if it were two? Here's 100 bucks. Get a receipt.""A butcher Andrew? With the right knife skills you could be a mohel. The money is very good. You get paid in tips!"
>>580124172Neither of the siblings' parents have jewish heritage, and you would understand this if you knew anything about jews.
>>580124172>>580124272I've been pondering about this scene lately. As a Finn, I am absolutely sure that I've never even seen a bagel in my life, let alone eaten one. I am beginning to think that Douglas has married into the tribe.
>>580124750Bagels are extremely common in the united states as well as most of europe. Finland may be an exception to this, but then again coffin doesn't take place in finland.
>>580124750They did do like 2 big scams to get money...
>>580124864Bagels are not common at all in Northern Europe, which is the region Coffin takes place in.
>>580125075Bro the Graves aren't jewish and you're an idiot, how about that?
>>580125075Coffin takes place in a fictional country
>>580125157Renee has Khazar milkers. She clearly comes from a working class Jewish family, probably a secular one at that.
>>580124750It might be a habit the Graves family picked up from Grandpa's (((business associates.))) We'd know better if we knew what his company actually does.
>>580130248Sex
>>580130685With sisters.
>>580114391>>580117085What the fuck does Delphic mean in this context? I associate it with oracles.
>>580131432Delphic roughly translated means womb, but also means siblinghood. Technically Adelphic would be the right term, but it doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
>>580131581Man, this is all Greek to me. I wish people would just speak plainly instead of hiding what they meant behind big words.
>>580131432Delph is Greek for womb. The reason Philadelphia is called "the city of brotherly love" is because that's the literal meaning of it's name. Phil from the Greek Philia, meaning love. Delph meaning womb, with the prefix "a" making it "same womb". And the suffix "ia" to indicate location. So it'd be "city of same womb love". Obviously, they meant it as brotherly love, but we use it differently here>philly mentionTick tock Filthy, 7 days
>>580132192In this case it's not obfuscating meaning, it's /calg/ inside knowledge. This is why back in the day we used to say "lurk moar."
AU where Andrew and Ashley hacks the government and go on the run
>>580132307I figured out what it meant by context, but I wanted the meaning and reasoning behind it. You gave me the roots, which is what I was hoping for.
>>580132470
>>580117085no that's a redditflag
>>580132220Sportsball fags are so cooked it's ceased being funny.
Julian x Jane edit when?
AU in the early 1900s Andrew and Ashley discover a way to fly.
>>580133940Already canonical
super sex with sisters
>>580133269I appreciate you knowing what that meant
>>5801359132cute
It's Julia Monday
>>580135913adorable
>>580137864Every brother wants this
>>5801378643B/Cliffhanger ending
For all my rumination, I can't change a thing
https://x.com/_RottenPetals_/status/2096699742356996460>>>/wsg/6229313
>>580143940Ashley's bootshleys...
Asshley should get a cellphone so she could bother Andrew from afar.
>>580132931I actually knew a guy in high school really into pretending to be a master hacker.He had a second facebook profile called Splinter Hacker or something, with a profile pic of anonymous with green text behind.But the funniest was when he came to school all excited telling me he found a way so the government couldn't track you on the internet, I asked what it was and the motherfucker, with a gigantic grin, slowy said "Ctrl. Shift. N." like he was blowing my mind. Mind you we were like 16 so all of us (except him apparently) were already very familiar with using incognito tabs when looking at porn. Plus I'm pretty sure when you open incognito on chrome it clearly says that all it does is not record your browsing history and that you can still be tracked, but he didn't even read that.
>on chrome
>>580147148I haven't used chrome in a decade, which is why I said "I'm pretty sure" about it's incognito homepage instead of checking it right now to be completely sure.
Sleepydrew minus hussysona (aka Ashley with highlights)https://x.com/ZukonX/status/2096621424077070393
>>580149310Ashley should NEVER dye her hair blue
>>580150326I wish she would, though.
>>580116257This did not happen>>580117808Older brothers of /calg/ don't fare much better either, example >>580107745
>>580131432FUCKIN NEWFAGS
>>580132220If you're going to nerd, do it properly, nerd. It's not "phila-" + "delph", it's not referring to the word for womb. It's "phil-" + "adelph-" referring to the word for sibling. That's how it means city of bruvverly luv.
>>580116257But did you shotgun?
>>580135430What does one do in super sex
>>580152037Your sister
>>580152172kek
AU where Andrew and Ashley work at Burger King.
AU where Andrew and Ashley get escorted off a plane for causing a verbal disturbance
>>580150447She kinda looks like Belle from ZZZ here. What is it with imoutos and having that look?
>>580153843Sisters are minxes
https://x.com/mastr0funlockin/status/2096281672258052544
>>580154507Fack check: FALSE
>>580116257You fags have ruined the word mommy. My kids are gonna have to call her "foid"
>>580131432Welcome to calgee, here's your recommended watching (please loop 100 times)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS-cDef_hBo
>>580156536OI FOID PASS ME A FAG WOULDYA And I don't mean Andrew
Does anyone have good YouTube content surrounding this game? Aside from DandyDNA's essays and ManlyBadAssHero's playthroughs, I've yet to find any good youtube content on this game.
>>580152037hold hands
>>580156954>ManlyBadAssHero's playthroughs is good content surrounding this game
AU where Andrew and Ashley have fucking had enough of /calg/ and decided to touch grass until the next devlog
>>580161610Never.
AU of Andrew and Ashley going postal.
>Dark academia? Pfffft. Dork academia, more like.
>>580156543Apparently asking for the etymology of a word is the same thing as not understanding the word in context to you idiots. Fucking hell. I knew it meant incest relationship, I just didn't understand *why* it meant that. Am I the only one in this thread who isn't autistic??
>>580151941>It's not "phila-" + "delph", it's not referring to the word for womb. It's "phil-" + "adelph-"Anon that is LITERALLY what I said>Phil from the Greek Philia, meaning love. Delph meaning womb, with the prefix "a" making it "same womb"
This mogs the Julia
>>580162553Please pay no mind to rudeposters. We appreciate question askers here. Now, make sure to spread the kindness by saying your 3 favorite things about Julia
>>580164004She's normal, she's two faced, and she was able to tell Andrew no. Hussy. Fake friend!
>>580165007Those aren't all nice things
Ashley:>Adorable>sexy>hot>leyzy>exceptionally cute>your sister/wife
>>580165878Hey, being able to say no to Andrew was a nice thing. Stay positive, hussy. Or do what you always do to your arms.
Is it normal to think about this game at least once a day, every day, the entire 2 2/3 years you've known about it? I quite literally can't recall a single day since I've discovered it where I haven't thought about it.
>>580167606No.
>>580167606Anon I unironically think about this game the moment I wake up
Giwtwm
>>580167868Bottom should be Julia
>>580167737I do too sometimes. My first instinct is to check the steam page, or check here. Hoping there's a surprise update.
>>580167868y r u gae?
Thinking about sucking Julia's cock again
>>580171410The absolute fucking SISTERS on that sister.
>I'm-....We're not raising them using violence.I still don't know what Douglas meant by this. "I'm" sounds like a Freudian slip that would imply Renee hits the kids, but if that were true then we'd definitely have heard about it directly.
Cutie
>>580177115I don't think it's a Freudian slip, I think he's just associating fatherhood with violence.
>>580178581I still don't see how that leads to him starting with "I" and then correcting it to a plural. What did Nemlei mean by this??
>>580178828You're probably looking too deep into it. If Andrew ever got hit as a kid by Renee, we'd have definitely seen it by now. It was just to show how meager Doug is, stumbling over his own words.
>>580179390>It was just to show how meager Doug isWhat, did he forget he has a wife?
https://files.catbox.moe/ri3sh6.mp4
>>580171410Awkwardly caress your sister's lips and nose
>>580179701He's meant to be taken as kind of a retard, so yeah.
Dougbros...
need douglas artwhatever you have
>>580180789Renee is basically his only purpose in life, so there has to be something other than "he forgot about the wife". And he's not just a retard, since he was attentive enough to know that Nina was Ashley's friend and that the place her body was found was near where Anders and Ashley play. I'm certain Anders is just meant to be a nickname.
Anders, my white son, did I ever tell you your mumma got fuc.k.ed my many?
>>580181428It's two words from a minor character, there isn't anything else to say other than you're looking a bit too deep into a quick line Nemlei gave a few seconds of thought over.>>580181124
/calg/, I still love you.
>>580182554Remember: even if /calg/ makes you mad sometimes, the opposite of love isn't hate, it's apathy.
Ai rabu yū Calgoo
Two lovers entwined passed me byAnd heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>580171410>hey Ashley, smell my finger!
>>580182728Can't believe I forgot to include the outline and clean up the layering. This is the true final final frfr version no cap.
Karugo? more like Cuhringo
>>580161964Who said you could steal my joke??
>>580186695>Hey everyone, want to see my hussysona?>It's going to be Ashley with a couple of details changed, isn't it?>Hahaha no, sir, it's really original and reflects my inner-self>look inside>It's Ashley with a couple of details changed
>>580186695As the one true Andrew Graves (Me), the thought entered my mind, and I thought, yeah, that's something I'd say.
>>580180597>Why do you even need a girlfriend? We have girlfriend at home.
>>580186695>>580186870Ashley if she waswere an Owl House/other animated disneyslop character
>>580186870The person who made it did not claim it was a hussysona but just supposedly dark academia themed Ashley, however.
>>580180597>your father and I think you're cringekek
>>580186870
>>580150331angry birds and brawl stars are finnish games too btw
>>580185527An Assley worthy of taking it up the ass
>>580185527Sex.
>>580193271Jenkem orb
I've been thinking about the "humor" in this game. It's adorably unfunny in a woman kind of way.
>>580196180Nemlei is funny, die
When are we getting the Futurama suicide booths already‽‽‽
>>580202241The game never says this is a bad thing btw
>>580202241>Parody>It's actually a 1:1 copy of the real worldbleak as fuck.
>>580202241Bravo, Coca Cola.
>>580206378Ashley—canonically—does not have "hot steamy sex". She is a turbovirgin incapable of learning, and sex with her will always be lame and awkward.
>>580206747Drunkley was apparently good enough at sex to hook Andrew into chasing that high.
>>580206747>turbovirginVirgins are better at having sex
>>580208604unironic truke
>>580208604Maybe if you're a guy. For us girls, it's usually awkward as hell. Takes a while to find our groove, and then be brave enough to speak up if something isn't working. I've always had a hard time with anything involving people.
>>580212515Everything you typed is wrong. Everything.
>>580187568>Blair RoofWho the FUCK names these niggas?!
>>580212967>Yeah I made a manhussysona>His name?>Leonard Sheetrock
>>580212515>For us girls-
>>580212646>>580215314What?? With toys, it's easy, with boys, it's difficult for me. It feels good, but it's different.
>>580215314In *my* 4chan claiming you're a girl without posting timestamped tits would result in a permaban.
>>580215616It's /calg/, we got a few
>>580216131Certainly a few, yeah. Just ask drunkanon.
>>580218051
Karma police, I've given all I canIt's not enough, I've given all I canBut we're still on the payroll
Ashley's boobs are too big for her to be mentally sane
>>580225885Big tits are mental stabilizers, actually.
>>580225954Not true, I know a girl on serious meds and her tits are HUGE
>>580227985My sister is a nice, relatively calm and stable human being and she has gigantic fucking imoutits.
>>580229858
>>580230184Julia is NOT icky
>>580215616"Tits or GTFO" is commonly misread as generic le misogyny when it's anything but; it's telling you there's only one way to get attention through flaunting your gender. On 4chan, we are Anonymous and your personal identity is meant to be irrelevant. This isn't to say there aren't visibly male boards or visibly female boards, but the moment someone brings up their sex, they are probably trying to sell you something: either a redpill guy trying to promote his ideology, or an attention-seeking whore attempting to titillate you over the airwaves with "zomg it's a real girl!!1". 4chan has always had femanons and they've long understood that "tits or gtfo" doesn't mean "women aren't allowed here unless they post tits"; it means "if you are breaking anonymity to make your sex an issue, cut to the chase or fuck off." It applies to men as well, but since "balls or gtfo" doesn't have the same ring, the male equivalent is just calling them an incel.Install Gentoo, btw.
>>580230752>Install Gentoo, btw.
>>580230752Identifying as a male in online spaces isn't remotely comparable, and I think it's intellectually dishonest to treat them as anything close to equal. Maleness in anonymous, or semi-anonymous internet spaces is a default assumption and has been the default assumption for three decades. That's not me saying /calg/ has literally zero women in it, though that's *more* likely nowadays than it is during highly active times.I'm a guy, with a dick and balls. This is an entirely uncontroversial statement, but also at no point would I need to use this qualifier to sell you my book on how to talk to women (don't, unless it's your sister) because if I was telling you to buy said book, you would assume I am a guy. Also Gentoo is for enthusiasts and posers who want to look tech savvy.
>>580231370>Maleness in anonymous, or semi-anonymous internet spaces is a default assumption and has been the default assumption for three decadesNerd spaces used to be a lot more female back in the day, not majority female mind you, but it wasn't like there was a Malthusian pressure upon every male to initiate courtship rituals the moment they sighted a woman. After normies began flooding the internet, and especially after smartphones took over, nerd spaces got flooded with lots of fresh faces, 90% of whom were male.
>>580231917Anon, you have it completely backwards. Nerd spaces were majority male until the introduction of the smartphone, and even now you have nerd spaces and "nerd" spaces, the former of which is still repellant to women without autism. I classify Coffin as "nerdy," which is why it has such a (relatively) large female userbase; that's not meant as an insult, it's meant as a measure of its barrier of entry.
>>580231370>I'm a guy, with a dick and balls.
Instead of saying "tits or GTFO" which is kinda mean, we could instead say "Jul or GTFO", asking people to post Julia. I think this would be a great addition to the general
>>580232467>Nerd spaces were majority male until the introduction of the smartphoneThey never stopped being majority male, but the size of the majority has definitely increased with the introduction of normies, because normie women are significantly more hostile to nerd stuff than normie men. One of the reasons Coffin is so nostalgic to me is because the fandom is so visibly co-ed (and probably slightly majority female), to the point that even in this /vg/ general you don't exactly see male gorillas fighting each other for the right to mate with the females. I haven't seen such magic since Sonic OC culture died.
>>580233172tits or GTFO
>>580231370>I'm a guy, with a dick and ballsYou know the rules. Dick in your sister or gtfo.
>>580233541>you don't exactly see male gorillas fighting each other for the right to mate with the females
>>580233601That's not very nice
>>580233793It's true though. After the Episode 2 launch tourists left, nobody has treated /calg/ as a dating app despite the volume of Femanons.
>>580234026Be a good hussy, Julia, and show them off. Whore. Brother thief.
>>580233541I think the point of contention here is what we're considering a nerd space. I don't consider vidya inherently nerdy anymore because it's basically ubiquitous. If I were still on the dating market I could talk to basically any woman about Stardew Valley and she'd still be giggling and twirling her hair, but I wonder how she'd feel if I started talking about Oblivion script optimization. What I consider "true" nerdiness is something that is generally repellant to women that aren't autistic.
>>580234253im fairly sure most of the people you're thinking of form back then were just wannable discord groomers or literal spambots
>>580233541>even in this /vg/ general you don't exactly see male gorillas fighting each other for the right to mate with the femalesThat's because this is the Coffin general. We convince women to fuck their brothers instead
>>580234273Tbf, all moid nerds, geeks, etc, are fucking pathetic narcissists. No, I will not go back to CC. They're just as bad.
>>580234621Narcissist is an absurdly meaningless word and this just comes across as bait.
>>580234621>all moid nerds, geeks, etc, are fucking pathetic narcissists.10/10 baitpost
>>580234621CC is a cesspit of nihilism and is somehow even worse than /pol/. Almost every post on that site is a serial reel of narcissistic rationalizations, and any actual attempt at empathy that isn't mere enabling gets you accused of being a maleposter.
>>580235260Correct. And my experience with nerd spaces irl and online is exactly the same as CC. Basically, everyone on the chans is some form of Cluster B, no exceptions. Most nerds are NPD if you ever get to really know them. They pretend to be autistic. They are not.>>580234934Is it working?
>>580235650>Basically, everyone on the chans is some form of Cluster B, no exceptions. Most nerds are NPD if you ever get to really know them. They pretend to be autistic. They are not.who hurt you?
>>580235260>>580234621>>580235650When 4chan was down after the hack I had to use THE FUCKING CRYSTAL CAFE /CALG/ because the NIGGERS on 4+4chan put their /calg/ on the WRONG FUCKING BOARD: I refreshed their /vg/ catalog for days before I gave up and went to CC, only to find out after service restored that I missed out on two weeks worth of /calg/ on their version of /v/.
>>580235719God, society, and my brother for punching me when I tried to suck his dick when we were both drunk years ago.
>>580236110Should've deepthroated it if you didn't want pushback
>>580236110>my brother for punching me when I tried to suck his dick when we were both drunk years ago.drunkanon? is that you?or if this is a femanon, did you build up any kind of rapport with him beforehand, or did you just attempt to slobber on his knob without no prior discussion?
>>580236312>drunkanon? is that you?What? I don't suck dicks. Also I'm certain that this is just someone fucking around.
>>580236378>Also I'm certain that this is just someone fucking around.I believe it because women are whores, for example my sister who got me drunk to take advantage of me in a similar way. Nothing happened because I moralfagged, and I hate myself for it because now she's had a total personality switch and is completely desexed.
>>580236669Sisters just need hugs and snuggles.
>>580236312Nah, we both left our mom for our dad, lived with him for years, was constantly clinging to him. He saw me as erratic and weird, but would let me tag along. We went to his fwb's house with another friend, we all got drunk, I got jealous of them, got him more drunk, they started getting randy, I tried to give him a blowjob, and he beat the ever living crap out of me.Then he fucked his fwb in front of me.They're married now. I die inside every time I see them together. But me and him are very close again. Took years to repair that. But he's still very cautious around me, and I can feel that wall. He's blocked out a lot of our teenage years, and I'm not entirely sure what happened back then either.
I don't like this.
>>580236992Your brother is a cunt, why even try to repair a relationship with someone who beat you up?
>>580236992>Nah, we both left our mom for our dad, lived with him for years, was constantly clinging to him. He saw me as erratic and weird, but would let me tag along. We went to his fwb's house with another friend, we all got drunk, I got jealous of them, got him more drunk, they started getting randy, I tried to give him a blowjob, and he beat the ever living crap out of me.>Then he fucked his fwb in front of me.I don't even know where to start on this
>>580236992>Then he fucked his fwb in front of me.So, when he told her "Hey, let me fuck you in front of my own sister, whom I've just beaten up btw", she not only agreed but would go on to marry him??? I was gonna ask what the fuck's his problem, but now I gotta ask what the fuck's HER problem?
>>580237125You never forget your first love, anon. That wasn't the only incident either. We went through a lot together, and he's probably one of the few people who actually gets me. We were at each other's throats for years after that incident. I don't know, I am unironically crazy.Incest is toxic as shit, and as much as I joke around in here usually when I pop in on occasion, legit: don't do it.
>>580237685>Incest is toxic as shitNo, your brother is.
>>580236992>>580237685the only thing i can think to say is that i wish i could give you a hug, because you seem like you could use one. or ten. or a million.also this anon>>580237860 is right
>>580237529She's a bit of a human predator herself.And now, back to your regular hussy posting.
>>580034456She never DMed...
I wonder about that guy who said it was the worst day of his life the other day.
filling my toliet to the brim thinking about ashley
AU where Andrew and Ashley- wait, what the fuck? >>580236992
>>580238249Welcome to actual incest. TCAL is probably the most realistic depiction of it in media I have ever seen. I love it and I hate it.
>>580238468>TCAL
Remember to hug your sisters, anons. She probably needs it.
>>580238606>>580238647>>580238806You're right, it should just be CAL
I didn't think it needed to be said.. but:If you're a normie faggot from xhitter, reddit, anyother site: it's tcoaal If you're not a fucking retard: Coffin. Simple. As.
>>580238676I want to fuck my sister up the ass. She can get a hug then and there.
>>580239084The coff bin bix nood of Aundre and Ashy.
>>580239084Like I fucking care what either group of faggots call it.
AU where Andrew and Ashley become broadcast hackers and do the Max Headroom incdident
>>580239678which one is the person who gets spanked?
>>580239817anon, i was asking who gets spanked in your AU, andrew or ashley
>>580239881Sorry, haven't had my coffee yet. And obviously, Ashley.
>>580239975i ask because it was a guy getting spanked by a woman in the actual hijack
>>580240036I mean, in this scenario I just presume Ashey would be the one to come up with the idea, and Andrew goes along with it, though he thinks its as stupid as it is funny
AU where Andrew and Ashley become burglars
>>580241170SEX WITH SISTERS
>>580238468No. Coffin is a realistic depiction of incest that happens under conditions of intense social suppression, which both places a lot of stress on any such relationship and creates a strong selection effect for dysfunctional participants. A person who internalizes>don't be be an abusive piece of shit toward your family, that's evilWill probably also internalize>don't fuck your sister, that's evil.Especially since the latter behavior is so often portrayed as being a subtype of the former.In a social environment that's permissive of sibling incest, the average such relationship wouldn't suffer from this dysfunction.
>>580241170The whole time he's thinking >don't get a boner don't get a boner dont get a boner
>>580241330>ashley pokes his cock>Mission failed, we'll get em next time >then they have sex
AU where Andrew and Ashley are enlisted into the Coffinland draft, and miraculously end up in the same battalion.
>>580241292Ehhh, agree and disagree. There is a degree of power imbalance in strong ways between siblings. Age, responsibility, etc. After a certain age, sure. But, as teens and young adults it's very, very abusive. I, like Ashley, realised adhering to cultural and social norms did not matter, would be punished regardless of what I did. Brother, like Andrew, tried desperately to be normal. I guess he was successful in that respect. He is well respected.This being said, incest is also usually caused by conditions of intense social oppression. It loves poverty, religious fundamentalist theocratic societies, stuff of that ilk.I dunno, I'm not the only one with incest experience that I know, and there is always a ton of overlap. Abuse, poverty, religious fundamentalism.
>>580242169>religious fundamentalismLike Islam?
>>580242654Cousinfucking isn't incest
>>580242654Yes. But also, in deeply literalist Christian areas, like New England, parts of the American South and Appalachia, etc. Honestly, any fundamentalist religious culture with a strong degree of parentification of children due to parental neglect and "do as I say" has strong undercurrents of sibling incest, not to mention outright rape by adult caretakers from extended family.
>>580243505>New England, partsYou can legally fuck your sister with no condom and splooge inside her in Rhode Island.
>>580243631Rhode Island is a based state. Right next to Rape Cod.
>>580233541>(and probably slightly majority female)yeah that's why 80% the posts in this general are about lusting after sisters, and another 15% is about specifically gay sex with andrew or thiu
>>580243631And Rhode Island was formed by Calvinists, with a bizarre hyperfocus on sexual purity. Funny how that works.
>>580244305/calg/ is likely not the majority of the game's fanbase.
Sister sex
>>580242169>power imbalanceno need for timestamp tits, you're a woman alright
>>580245043Why is talking about this considered foid-coded now? It was men who founded game theory.
>>580245575nta but the only people who talk about "power imbalance" are women and zoomers. The latter so afraid of it that some of them are afraid of dating people with more than a couple years of age difference.
>>580242169>I'm not the only one with incest experience that I know, and there is always a ton of overlap. Abuse, poverty, religious fundamentalism.Yes, because>strong selection effect for dysfunctional participantsNot to say that I believe that in a society with total incest acceptance, incestuous sibling relationships would be 1:1 with non-related sexual relationships in terms of abusiveness. In fact, I had stated before that there likely would still be more abuse among sibling relationships for reasons outlined in another argument (pictured) I've had a while ago. Reposting because I'm too lazy to rearticulate it again.>Power imbalanceOverstated problem. Power imbalance is no more an issue among siblings than outside family. It exacerbates the potential for abuse, but this only matters if there is abuse in the first place. It makes bad stuff worse, but it doesn't taint functional relationships by its mere existence. Inb4>but teens are dumb can accidentally do shit they regretYeah? And we accept this as a fact of life when they're unrelated. Turns out a great majority are capable enough to avoid inflicting permanent trauma on their teenage girlfriends and boyfriends, even when there's a *gasp* age gap of two or three years. Siblings would be no different. I know you probably think they would be, because "sibling sex is inherently damaging to family bonds and break up would mean they never speak again" o algo. But those would really be your own biased assumptions and prejudices, if that's your position. Excuse my own assumptions if it isn't.
>>580245770And yet they lust after "hags" because of the financial stability... yet it often leads to dependence and yet an even worse form of power imbalance in that they often get trapped financially, unable to leave. Not that age gap relationships can't work. There just needs to be more of an equal emotional and financial footing. This is what zoomers miss.But zoomers can't figure out how to do basic life tasks like use a screwdriver half the time, so maybe it's for the best they do find an older dommy mommy. Idiots.
>>580246379I knew you were going to bring that up and you didn't disappoint me. That's an outlier spawned from the fact that some of them have realized their own generation is fucked. I'm not reading the rest.
>>580246051>Power imbalance is no more an issue among siblings than outside familyI'd say it's even less of an issue because siblinghood is universally understood by all civilizations to be the most egalitarian type of relationship possible. Usually, there is no credible threat for siblings to make, so it is actually very difficult for someone to have said "Yes" to sibling sex under duress.
Does Andrew understand crisis bargaining?
>>580246498I could tell mom you raped me. I could talk about your dark secrets to your friends. I could assault you for not giving me what I want. I could prevent you from gaining relationships outside the home. I've been parentified by our parents, you could just not eat because I'm not getting what I want. I'm pregnant, doesn't matter if I am lying or not.What are you going to do. Leave? No one will hire you, because of our ages. You no longer have a safe environment to return to. You can't just *leave* the relationship. You're stuck. We live together.Now, as established adults, I could see a case of it being okay. But, as teens, absolutely not. Going through puberty, teens do wild shit. One party will always hold way more emotional power.And we're not always the kindest people.
>>580247323Do it.
>>580247323>I could tell mom you raped meBut you wouldn't, because siblings love each other and can call each other's bluff!
>>580247323Other classics include>you wouldn't send your brother/father to prison, would you?>you liked it too, why are you acting like it's such a big deal?>if you don't do this I'll hurt myself.The fact siblings have a special relationship makes it easier in some ways to get people to both do things and not talk about it.
>>580243505Got curious and looked into this, and we don't have recent data. The following is from 2013. I find it interesting though the only state with a high rate of incest sex offenses was Ohio... a state where incestous sex between sibling was legal. https://ucr.fbi.gov/nibrs/2013/table-pdfs/sex-offenses-offense-type-by-state-2013
>>580248113>you liked it too, why are you acting like it's such a big deal?This one is valid though
How would your sister react if you tricked her into kissing you by offering her candy? Go to the store and buy a bag of Hershey's Kisses. Hold them up and ask her if she wants a kiss. When she says yes, actually kiss her. Do that and report back here. Maybe give her half the bag as an apology.
>>580248174Sibling incest is still fully legal in Ohio, btw. Only thing they discrimnate against is parental/child stuff. Is Ohio /calg/'s golden state?
>>580248174>high rate>less than 2k across the entire countryThink it just goes to show how rare incest actually is in the west compared to goatfuckistan
>>580248320You know what they say: Ohio is for lovers.
>>580248420I mean, those are just cases that actually get reported. But even then, I still agree it's probably way less. How do you even get caught in having an incestous relationship with a sibling? Don't tell me you're stupid enough to just start fucking in the middle of a park in broad daylight where everyone knows you.
>>580248420>>580248320>>580248174Since the taboo means you probably won't admit to having a relationship with your sister, all the recorded cases of incest are going to be someone reporting a rape. Siblings fooling around probably does happen more than we'd think.
>>580248635Maybe your sister has an exhibitionism fetish or something. Or you get caught by a jealous relative lmao
>>580248635>just start fucking in the middle of a park in broad daylightYou don't?
>>580248735Genuinely what do you do as a parent if you find out your son and daughter are fucking?
>>580248113Yeah, itt incels argue with someone who actually lived this shit. This being said, I wonder how things would have been different if it actually went somewhere. Probably wouldn't have a decent platonic relationship now. Or we'd be in jail, it's a 10 year sentence here.>>580248635It's kinda hard to hide, you start acting different around lovers. Parents would probably notice. Someone would slip up and reference it. There are other ways you can get caught too, namely in the act.>>580248941Send one to live with their grandparents.
>>580248941Kick out Son.Start having sex with Daughter.
>>580248941It's healthier than watching porn, a LOT healthier. Tell your son "If you're bringing girls over, just keep the noise down and buy condoms" and pat his shoulder.
>>580249158>Yeah, itt incels argue with someone who actually lived this shitThe sibling breakfast question strikes again
>>580248941>getting cucked by my own sonprolly putting a slug in my head
>>580249392>>580249693I hate you niggers. Don't cheat on your wife.
>>580249785What if the wife is a hussy?
>>580249785I would never cheat on my daughterwifeThe only thing is that I need a non-daughterwife first so I can get the daughterwife, but as soon as I get her the non-daughterwife is out of the picture by any means necessary
>>580250162How does a man even become this sisterless?
>>580250430Their parents.
>Renee's only attractive character trait was her loyalty to her husband >gooners pervert thatI hate gooners so much it's unreal.
>>580248941>as a parentConsult this handy informational film.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k
>>580240979AU where Andrew and Ashley become burgers
>>580246379>"hags" because of the financial stabilityAs a younger gentleman who was once in a relationship with one. I can assure you this is an outright lie. Also, even if they're financially better off than you, you're still expected to pay for shit like dates. It's a big scam. And they age like milk. You're better off with oneone at least 5 years in your age range either direction.
>>580248941Depends on age, they're mental ability, how well I know them, various circumstances. But lets assume they're both mentally healthy adults who decided to do this and not under my roof. Uh, gross. Maybe ask them not to attend fanily gatherings together. Encourage them NOT to do this.
>>580248941Depends on age, they're mental ability, how well I know them, various circumstances. But lets assume they're both mentally healthy adults who decided to do this and not under my roof. Uh, ok? Maybe ask them not to be obvious at family gatherings. Encourage them to use protection.
>>580255557>they'reDougbro...
>>580255557their* can't spelk
>>580230752>>580231138>>580231370You think Andrew would use Gentoo? He's a pedantic paranoid control freak.
>Wren tells his mom he has a girlfriend >Ashley is a little excited to hear, a little lingering sadness that her little boy is growing up so fast>"That's great Wren, let's meet her">He brings her in>She looks... oddly familiar >vietname flashback >it's Connie's daughter>Wren is dating his first cousin once removed
>>580256767Interesting twist. Is it ever established if Renee's siblings were older or younger than her? She must of had the kid super late if it's Wren's age.
>>580256767Didn't Connie die because Renee refused to give her a kidney transplant?
>>580256767>Wren>girlfriend
>>580257004Unclear if she actually died. Maybe they found someone else who was a match.
>>580257674Girlfwrend, boyfwrend
AU where Andrew and Ashley open a shady hentai business in rural japan.
>>580257793>Unclear if she actually diedDouglas asked if ToxiSoda was Connie's cause of death, to which Renee said "Connie died because she was a fatass"
>>580257674Wren can't be a faggot. He just can't. Andrew would never do anything bad to him.
>>580258696Andrew will be a distant father in that potential route/vision/etc. Wren's mere existence will be enough as a trophy, not as his child.
Andrew and Ashley going deep sea fishing
>>580261119Like professionally? I guess it would be a good way to disappear for a while and make good money. I really don't think that sort of career suits either of them, though.
>>580256316Andrew has no passion in anything other than his sister. He's enough of a pedantic paranoid control freak to ditch Windows, but he'd be exhausted pretending to love maintenance.
>>580261962For recreation mainly.
>>580238902That is what we call it here. On /calg/. The CAL general.
>>580248941Celebrate because all went according to plan, and share my findings with /calg/ to inform them that their methods work.
Does anyone have that image of Leyley showing where to punch her on her gut, shoeing the liver and kidneys and stuff? I need it. For reasons.
>>580264915No
>>580264709>Kids, how old are you again?>14 and 15?>You're sharing a bedroom from today.>Also, please bathe together to conserve water.>And don't forget to have fun!
>>580264414>CALCoffin a' Leyley. Only Leyley.
Imagine being a French fan and having to call this game le Coffin
I think I broke my twitter account. It's nothing but stuff like this now.
>>580265650Reminder it's legal in most jurisdictions to titfuck your sister
Imagine being a Spanish fan and having to call this game El Coffin
Imagine being a Russian fan and having to call this game Grob
>>580265217>Coffin
Au revoir, Nina...LE CERCUEIL D'ANDY ET LEYLEYUn jeu vidéo françaisCréé par des Français
>>580265992The mime shirt makes hit tits look bigger.
Apparently there is a Hungarian translation
What's the dumbest foreign translation of the word, "Coffin"?
>>580266635Middle English has "coffyn", meaning "basket".
Ha kever shel Andy ve Leyley
>>580264947>And don't forget to have fun!What did Mom mean by this...
>>580266215You never know how big Ashley's ashleys are until you see them edited in a different shirt.
>>580269617lmao
>>580269617Ivy's way hotter.
Freezing imp dicks.
>>580270671Piss
>>580249642Eternal foidbrained solipsism remains undefeated. "My experience is all that can exist." This is why they shouldn't vote.
Let's not talk about foids.
Lets talk about foids.
>wake up>skim thread>not one single post of value made while I was asleep
>>580264243I don't like flanderising Andrew as having zero interests of his own: he's clearly passionate about academics and was even solving matrices years ahead of his curriculum. He's also a connoisseur of the slowburn bone-chilling Kafkaesque Lynchian ethos-encapsulating literary arts, and is obsessed with both symbolism and My Ex-ex-lover's New Secrets. I don't think his pedantry and artistic interests are just him putting up a front, seeing as all the setpieces inside his head are very elaborate and abstract. He does like things and ideas, maybe not people, but things and ideas certainly. So to answer the original question:>>580256316He'd probably be interested in learning how his computer works, but using Gentoo is not a prerequisite for that and if anything makes this goal more cumbersome; you can learn more with 15 hours of search engine use than 15 hours of waiting for Firefox to compile.
>>580257004>>580257793
>>580274468Who names a drink Sodaling anyway? Stupid.
>>580257004Connie died from liver failure, she is not entitled to Renee's kindey
>>580274505Time for soda!
October status?
>>580274697She also died of stupid, weird that her mother never asked Renee to donate her brain.
>>580276684She already gave all her head to Douglas
>>58026470https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25432976/>shared bed and bedroom with brother until 14>bathed together regularly until 10>absent parentsJfc, the game was rigged from the fucking start, wasn't it.>>580271420Eternal moid autistic hand flapping brain is incapable of recognizing general experiences of others in an capacity and prefers hand flapping to their hyper specific, unrealistic ideals instead of accepting reality in any way, shape or form. This is why autists should be aborted and devoured.
AU where Andrew and Ashley steal a car and run over people
>>580247323You can do all of this shit to each other without sex involved, too. This is why panicking about teenage consensual incest is dumb. Always>but what if *absolute worst scenario involving absolute worst type of behavior*?Yeah, what if? But what if teenage incest pulls a pair of siblings out of a downward self-destructive spiral? Does that count? Or do only catastrophic hypotheticals matter? Because this Vice article points to that being one very possible outcome.In the absence of a highly adversarial social environment, the type of sibling relationship that would set itself on fire because they had sex once, and I'm certain they do exist on the margins, is the type of sibling relationship that would very likely implode sooner or later anyway.>>580271420>My experienceThe anon may be a woman, but the incest victim shit reeks of LARP. I'm sure incestuous abuse as bad and worse as the one alleged here happens out there, but>My brother punched me and cuckqueaned me with his female friend as I watchedC'mon man. This is someone's depraved 'dead dove: do not eat' AO3 fic.
>>580278078Anon, that's just the canon game.
There are no foids in /calg/(Certainly All Lone Gentlemen)
>>580277880>accusing others of being unable to accept reality whilst pushing one's anecdotes as baseline inevitabilitiesPlease, everyone here accepts that your reality happened to you. Your brother however is a piece of shit, with or without incest.
>>580278181>You can do all of this shit to each other without sex involved, too. This is why panicking about teenage consensual incest is dumb.Exactly. If you could similarly say "Give me $1000 or I'll tell mom you raped me", then the issue in the incest example is obviously not even the incest itself, but the presence of a manipulative bastard.
AU where Andrew and Ashley use an IP logger and trick the retards arguing itt into giving it so they can track them down and tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP in person.
>Imagine being doxed because you lurk on /calg/Is there anything more embarrassing?
>>580278225Anyone born with a vagina doesn't hang out here for longer than 20 minutes. They'll maybe post some art, or respond to one or two things, then they'll dip out. Especially that one faggot earlier yapping about, "moidbrains" I garuntee you it's either bait or a larping troon.
>>580278181>>580278518Ehh, fair enough. I was diagnosed with BPD with antisocial traits around 14. All my siblings are warry of me. Younger brother and sister were spared most of the shenanigans.I do believe most twins have way more experience than me in SI matters, and it just isn't talked about. You can see it on them. They positively reak of it, especially the 2 identical twin pairs I knew.Really, to me, the actual risk is lovers fallout shenanigans at home.>>580278310Meh, he's not so bad.
>>580279196I shit up the thread for a day or two and then leave for a month. Rinse and repeat. I've posted about this story probably three times here over the years, check the archives.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>580279326>lovers falloutI think family can forgive and forget. If a sibling couple break up, it's gonna be on good terms.
>>580279448Please stay away longer. Join the 41% while you're away, too.
>>580279196>20 minutesAccurate. There have been a few such attention whores in /calg/istory.>troonThis is the likely answer in most cases, yes.
>>580279326>Younger brotherWhy didn't you molest him?
>>580279326>diagnosed with BPD with antisocial traitsBy Allah your opinion is worth less than the dirt of my yard.
>>580279632>>580279196If it's a troon then that would explain why>A: the brother was so opposed to getting a blowjob>B: the brother thought violence was acceptable
Holy fuck these faggots are STILL arguing about moids, foids, and troons. It’s been like 10 fucking hours shut up oh my god
>>580280662People who argue about "moids" should try being correct instead of wrong (and stupid)
>>580282482Anyone who uses any of those words instead of talking about the game should be put down
>>580282747You're right, moid. We should be kissing siblings and summoning demons.
>>580283216Erm, actualley, foid. We should be kissing demons and summoning sisters
>>580284718An acceptable compromise.
>>580284875I do not like this image.
>>580284875>>580287285Imagine fucking her neck hole
https://x.com/VisionRoom1990/status/2097109094607818863
>>580294159God she's so fucking cute.
https://x.com/deardadandy/status/2097052279031382410
>>580296986>deardadandy>chokerOh yeah, it's foid art time
>>580297489What the FUCK are you talking about?
>>580257819It's the wrend of the thread and we know it
>>580276196On the calendar
She’s gone a whole 2 minutes without being hugged. She’s being very brave
https://x.com/DorblyuPlesen/status/2097297400519934103
>>580284875Imagine cumming in her mouth then lifting up the head to see your semen ooze out of her stump neck
>>580301459hot
>>580289729The only way Memelei can save the game atptbhidk
>>580301437Nice 'drew
>>580302615All 'drews are nice
>>580304426So true!
>>580008462>cute game sex godDamn the cloud is really flattering Nemlei?
Niin totta! :D
>>580306159Ai rabu yū Nemurei
Threadly reminder that I want to suck on Julia’s 7 inch cock
>>580310904Thank you anon, I had nearly forgotten about your love for penises
Cocktober
>>580311747Daring and brave
>>580315473kek
>>580310904You say this, yet the art you post clearly depicts Julia sucking someone else's cock.
I will find my place in the diary of Jane!
>>580318142She’s SO cute!
>>580318361Nobody is saying this.
>>580318361Uncountably many are saying this.
>>580318142Jane can fuck off, she's mine!
>>580317587>clearly depicts JuliaLol
Do you think this game insists upon itself sometimes?
Nemlei can insist upon dis DIH :speak: :speak: :speak:
>>580321934Not even a little. It, however, incests upon itself.
>>580322187I hate zoomer self-censorship. Please do not do this again.
>>580319259>>580310904I still need to finish my edit
>>580323902>Please do not do this again.Shiiiiiiii my fault OG
>>580126794This is what happens when Andrew ignores the Cop's dating advice.
I couldn't escape this feeling with my hussy girlI feel a wreck without my little hussy girlI hear her heart beating, loud as thunderSaw these stars crashingI'm a mess without my little hussy girlWake up in the morning, where's my little hussy girl?I hear her heart is beating, loud as thunderI saw these stars crashing down
>>580329237What's blud yapping about?
What would happen if Ashley said she could care less?
>>580333750This says a lot about the current ethos.
>>580331343"She opened strange doors that we'd never close again"Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) could be about Ashley.
>>580333937>another Bowie appreciatorI fucking KNEW these threads had some real motherfuckers. You're a solid chrome dildo, anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aXkA6X_zsA
>>580326707Does Julian encapsulate the current ethos?
>>580334524Julian encapsulates my penor with his various orifaces
>>580334524>>580334735/calg/ puts me in such a bind because I can never figure out whether I should fap to incest or traps>>580326707It's been 2 weeks NIGGA
>>580337610>2 weeks NIGGANO IT HASN'T!
>>580011098>>580011178you guys post shit like this, and then keep claiming you are the sanest ones in the same time
>>580235650>They pretend to be autistic. They are notWait, So i'm the only one that's autistic in my nerd circles? This... explains quite a lot, actually >T. Diagnosed autist
Would Andrew still love Ashley if she suddenly grew a cock?
>>580330532What are you talking about? He beats the fuck out of Ashley.
>>580341426giwtwm
Got a GREAT post ready for next thread
>>580345560>Translation: I have an absolute dogshit post ready for next thread, you will actually wish I died IRL.
>>580345878You're gonna love it then feel so silly
>>580341404Yes but he'd still make ??? put her back to how she was.
This might be my favorite thing I've made
sisters should be penisn't
>>580348329Hussies, on the otherhand…
>>580348720This Julian thing is the most reddit shit imaginable. I actually feel bad for Juliafags.
>>580348789I chuckled
>>580348720Julian is cute, but I have to admit I've thought about him less ever since I saw Janelia. It's kinda kino in it's own way
>>580349014Kit9 has ordered total dyke death!
>>580349070Kit9 can suck the skin off my dick
Sister sex. Sister breeding, even.
>>580090180Nunley for the next OP image?
>>580350760UNLIMITED COCK IN SISTERS
>>580348789I mean, Julian is basically being singlehandedly carried by that one girl on the coffin sub making the genderbend mod
>>580350769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_I6kj9fTc
>>580351017Then what?
>>580350983>girl>coffin subbad news, buddy
>>580351359Anon, the target audience of this game is femcels.
>>580351462>femcelsthis is not a real thing
I just checked his carrd and apparently he's a dude, also several years older than me
>>580352507>several years older than meMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>580352759I'm twenty unfortunately
Snuggly little sisters...
>>580341426Cop wingman kun did NOT advise that
Eurofucks, I am potentially the sole Aussie here today, yet I am headed into my afternoon shift now. The task of baking, so that /calg/ doesn't die, rests on your shoulders. I know you have historically found this difficult, as there have been multiple instances of you faggots flat out refusing to bake and forcing a nightshift American to step in minutes away from archival. But I believe in you.
>>580348789If something isn't gay enough, gays will make it gay by making up new gay shit.
>>580357965Wingman-kun's advice is not very good. The siblings getting a good ending literally requires Andrew to hit his sister.
I'm not going to bake, this general doesn't deserve my baking skills
>>580358206>The siblings getting a good ending literally requires Andrew to hit his sister.It's not good because Andrew hits his sister; it's good because he refused to be Andy.
>>580358210Europe delenda est
Why should I have to bake for a bunch of Americans who do nothing but insult me?
>>580358629
AU where Andrew and Ashley bake the next thread.
>>580359305If only...
>>580351335I have an actual good image to bake with
>>580359406post it first
>>580359507fine, if you insist
>>580359567the little bow should be oink to go with Wren's eyes. Otherwise, great choice.
pink* FUCK
>>580359567I just got a weird urge to put a coffin stylised kirk over baby wren..
Has anyone actually started baking? If not, I can do it.
>Zoomers beating a meme that stopped being funny 9 months ago into the groundThey really are just like boomers.
don't need to. already did.>>580360686>>580360686>>580360686>>580360686
