Previous: >>580038349>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
ryan LOVE
>>580056746PEDO thread!
Noone would love Ryan even if she wore a sack on her head
What's up bitches. You probably don't have a single ace ready for the next CM
>oguri card still not coming out until tomorrowanother day of fan runs and shitposting
>>580056892But a single ace is all you need
the S rank was promised to us 3000 years ago
>>580056794>bestiality porn
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eallyr eally really really really realyr eallyr eally really really really really really really love Stego.
>>580056892Doto would not say that.
>>580056919wait is there a good card coming outis it a must pull
sex
>my trainee showed up with another man
You people like to give Teiobros a lot of shit for their weight but how much do (YOU) weigh?No sense throwing stones in glass houses85kg here
ARDANPOSTER HATE
>>580056979it's a must borrow if you know what you're doing
>>580056981Mayano Top Gun is
>>580056963
>>580057009WEI
>>580057023okay but what if I don't know what I'm doing
when was the last time anyone trained D*t* here anyway
>>580057032
>>580057062I want her to make fun of me for not liking Coffee.
>>580057101then don't worry about it babe, continue borrowing nishino flower wit
>>580057032A whore
>>58005700945kg
>>58005700995 Kg, Smart Falcon tore here
>>580057215pls be in mambo
>>580056981>>580057032>>580057213>>580057129Stop lewding my daughter pedos
>>580057009114kg
>>580057009Recently went on a trip, overate during that time and gained lot of weight. Was 73kg when I came back from my trip, but been trying to lose weight ever since
>>580057284i am actually!
>>580056068DANCHOU KICK THE FLATLINERS AND INVITE THIS ANON RIGHT NOW DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>580057293Liking middle school girls isn't pedophilia.
>>58005700968.60kg Super Creek's baby herei'm 1.70m tho and i used to work out
>>580057215are you a teen girl
>>58005700957kg
>>58005700955 - 60kg but usually more towards 60im trying to get it down to 50 again...
>>580057432Sex with Mejiro Ardan
>>580057293I'm fucking your daughter
>>580057474>55 - 60kgjust say 60kg
You will never leave Tomakomai
>>580056735Most of our members are chill players so I don't think we can climb to S
Mambo (379642070) is recruiting one neigha interested in a chillA+) club. No quota, just be active and use your TP.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580057009I don't cast stones at Teio posters because I'm 355 pounds, but at the same time I'm an alchie
>>580057558Hokko on my cocko!
>>580057009120Kg but should be back to 80Kg by next summer
>>580057540my weight fluctuates depending on how full of shit i am you should know better shart fartcon
>>580057402nyo. for what it's worth doctors always tell me they cant find anything wrong with my health (begrudgingly)
>>580057013Ardanposter wouldn't rape me if i'm a trainer, at least Kitasanposters said they would!
>>580057616That's why I weigh myself after an enema
every since I got drunk and accidentally revealed that I'm still a virgin my trainee has been trying to visit me at my apartment almost every day
That makes zero sense and this shit is still full of quirky = autism pointers
>kglmao
>>580057631Groping your tits
>>580057884what
>>580057884yuros rule this general
>>580057858You're normal, cope
i am autistic virgin
Sex with my trainee in her changing room after race
I've spent 30 years of my life learning to mask and I've gotten quite good at it
>>580058064Kneading them from behind
>>580058001Stop socializing
>>580057884we use real measurements here
>>580058064You can't post that
>>580058086bro is dream minecraft
>>580058064
>>580058086photoshop is not THAT hard but good for you to finally learn how to do it
That was the wrong version
>>580058082>nazi
>>580057884>NOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT USE WORLDWIDE MEASUREMENTS!!Amerimutts...
is B78 flat?
dumb whore hopefully gone again
>>58005700976kg
>>580058194That should be posted only in private for me after all...
>>580058285Ugly as fuck
>>580058086>learned to mask recently>AI is getting better and better at it
>>580057884I measure my height (and penis) in cmI measure my weight in kgI follow a day/month/year day numbering systemYes, Im white
>>580058285Urara is 74, that's the cutoff for your umas breasts to be considered a joke
>>580058086
>>580055979>>580055829join #umacord on rizon
>>580056746one of the characters ever created
>>580058413>she sees people as cats
>>580058413I do this
Onsen ticket nice. Always nice to hear Stego play harmonica.
raisu
>>580057329>image slots -6
So this thread wil never be free from attention whores RP as uma huh?
>>580058589
>>580058390>conveniently leaving out top cun and laisunyaruhodo
>>580057884We use the metric system in Germany
>>580058663I do this too
>>580058665
>>580058665She fucks ugly bastards
>>580058582replace the harmonica with my dick
Onii-sama love!
>>580058483>whois the channel>it doesn't exist
>>580058649Hot tbqh!
>>580058194Made for violent kissing and breeding
superstan pace promotion digitany/n
>>580058794Danna-sama
what do we do about the g*rman problem, /uma/
>>580058940>Kentuckian vs Nazi
Kingu's first rate stripping...
>>580057884100K Horsepowervs.1,500,000 CC
>>580059018what the fuck is wrong with her?
>>580058296>>580058849
>>580058413>>580058663I'm nowhere near this autistic/sociopathic, maybe there is saving for me after all
>>580059018https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12131504
>>580058831it's literally there, nonny
>>580058940
ikuno.......................dictus
>>580056746
>>580059162I just fapped you cant do this to me
I would join all your clubs, but i'm in mineAnd mine is alrightGood luck on finding dachis bwos
>>580058663Isn't most of this normal?
>>580059319>fapping to an ugly umaSeek help
I love my genius wife!
>>580059478he didn't post someone like Ryan or Ai though
meeku sexu
Tama is like on 8th at 00:00 AM right eu bros?
Why do I never see anyone shill this card for lates?It has late surger straight/corner hints and energy events
>>580059551idk
>>580059551The schedule is in the op.... but yes
>>580059120Sliding my hands under that bra and teasing you
>this is the waifu of non-autistic people
>>580059585its good but not good enough for 60k
>>580059585>2speed 2pow 1skillholy
>>580059651non-autistic people don't have a 'waifu' at all
>>580059651
>>580059680I'm too tired today so maybe later
>>580059736I do
>>580059585It's good but it's better to save for pokke unless you're a gigawhale
>>580059782I just use a vibrator when I'm too tired to jerk it manually
>>580059585Because Pokke is better and if you're going to pull on a whale-ish speed card with bad timing might as well pull on the one that's stronger and they're only a scenario apart
>>580059680V you can't even find your cock under the flabs of fat
>>580059889No fusu
Wow suddenly the thread quality dropped to rock bottom. I wonder why
>>580059646
>>580059953Made for marriage
>>580059946did you just join?
>>580059946I just woke up so maybe that helps
>>580059018>>580059162her swimsuit is insanely hot
>>580059946>suddenly
>>580059953I NEED TO BREED YOU PULL ON YOUR HAIR AND SEE THOSE TITS FLAP
>>580059919fusu
Is this good?
>>580059346meeku is looking fertile
>>580059993Yeah actually
>>580059946he's about to go to bed, don't worry
ate too much and now I'm too bloated to jerk off
Mayano's trainer looks like this, not a fat balding unc like you
>>580060062too bad she gets molested by Aoi instead of being bred by a male tore
>>580059946it might have something to do with kg
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>580060062We all think this
>>580060169doto wouldn't say this
>>580060163euro hours continue to be the worst thing to ever happen
>>580060119grope and finger
>>580059585no one can afford itit's a good borrow for parents though
so is every fucking uma in this videogame a medium pace chaser or what.
>>580060059POST YOUR AUTISM SCOREDONT HIDE IT
We fucked :3
>>580059987>>580060016
>>580060285only the good ones, yeah
>>580060285medium distance has the most prestigious races in japan and pace chasing is one of the best strategies of actual horse racing
THAT'S IT! The destrcution of the ENTIRE general is at hand because /Uma/ Club: the evil club is looking for 1 torena to join THIS MONTH!take a look at this spoiler and you've sealed your doom!!~reply to join the most EVIL club of ALL. FREAKING. TIME. and have fun with the gang which will spell the ultimate end for /uma/ muahahahaha
>>580060357I want to make her happy
>>580060285no, just 60%!
>>580060285Pace is the heroine running style
>>580060285Most horses run pace or late and Japan only cares about medium races
>>580060334...
>>580056892That's true because I'm skipping cm19
don't worry i'll breed with both meek and aoi
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL6d00MIvJgCute unique animation. I'm going to headcanon that it's her Trainer inside that mascot.
>>580060285My wife is!
>>580060438the fuck is that and not autistic what kind of weirdo
>>580060285pacegawd game pacegawd franchise
>>580060438fake oguricome back when you look like this
>>580060417
>>580060507What the fuck...>>580060547I don't know if I want to be that autistic.
>>580060618If she were to give me that look in the morning we'd be heading right back to bed...
>>580060285Yeah it turns out when you make a game full of g1 winners and the horse spent part of the race close to 1st that they get classified as a pace chaser or high pace chaser affinity.
>>580060658>I don't know if I want to be that autistic.then maybe one of the neurotypical characters is more your speed, boy
why are you guys implying oguri is autistic
>>58005700978kg desu
>>580060748I did this with Aoi's permission.
>>580060748WHOA WHOA WHOA
Pace, Late - midwitEnd - High IQ horseFront - braindead (sovl)
What special characteristic does rice have that make anons roleplay as her?
>>580060658meek is so cute i want to pat her head and train her
>>580060750Well we're both Oguri, so we're just going to have to deal with it.
>>580060805train or "train"?
>>580060768anon, your image isn't helping your case
>>580060748i did this without aoi's permission
>>580060857hmmm. i guess you're right
>>580060748I did this without Aoi's permission.
>>580060894>>580060904>>580060984
do not sexualize the meeku
>>580060894>>580060904>>580060984Isn't that, like, rape?
>>580061001I'm going to do Nishino next.
autism fucks
kissies. now.
umamusume umanko on my face
>>580060389join us friends we have race lobbies and good fun all for the low price of two or three independent fan runs a day
>tfw your spark list keeps growingI think it's around 56 white sparks now
>>580061092mwaa
>>580061092snacks. NOW.
>>580060389Okay that's cuteI'd join if my club did not exist
front - comic reliefpace - protagonist/herolate - side characterend - antagonist/anti hero
>>580061142>2 blue
>>580061130fuck off already
>>580061092>>580061149>>580061159wow suddenly a triple whammy of SHIT
Has it already been 3 days or is he evading
>>580061086MEEK SEX
>>580061130i am not joining buhijamin netanyahuma's club
>>580061258It has been 3 days
This makes sense because I really love Kris S
>>580061316ERM anon that's a really problematic statement you can't say that in current year
I mean I sort of expected the autism score but I have 0 idea who this fucker is or what she does.
Haven't gotten a 30 day ban in a while do they still hand those out
>>580061408She's my wife
>>580061412I got one of those a year ago and they wouldn't tell me why
Simply just run every style
the umamusumes should run naked
>>580061412Idk it's been years for me since that's happened
>>580061412I got one in July but I appealed it
Should I get "I wanna win with you" regardless of how many fans I have or there's a minimum threshold to actually make a difference?
huh
>>580061408>I mean I sort of expected the autism scorein what sense? a 3 is well within a neurotypical range
>>580061626have sex with me, please?
>>580060697
>Zephyr>Logotype>CB>Crown>Wonder AcuteHm?
>>580061408She loses to Gentildonna and gets back up and loses to Gentildonna and gets back up and loses to Gentildonna and gets back up and...
>>580061412it's either 3 days or a perma
The neurotypicals want me dead
>>580060357if you don't want to share discord here, come to #umacord at rizon dot net and we'll figure it out
>>580061086SOURCE FUCKING NOW
danchud...the flatliners...
>yurop hours = spamming quiz results and ERPgrim
>>580061628Because I do have an autism diagnosis which has been described as 'slight' by doctors throughout my entire life. I don't really know what that means but I can mask it if I just put in the slightest bit of effort so whatever.
if i had an umamusume plushie i wouldn't need a trainee anymore
>>580061914Mambwo...
>>580061954and their weight for some reason
is umama from europe, america or sea?
It was a fun day at the turf again. Next one gonna be the white turf on the frozen lake in feb. 27
>>580061956>slight' by doctors throughout my entire lifei mean wouldnt that just be autistic traits rather than full blown autism? its a common enough diagnosis to get say, adhd with autistic traits, and not be fully autistic
>>580062052europe
>>580062075Damn, they're breeding horses with wheels nowadays.
>>580062052sea
autism isn't even realI mean, full blown autism is, the kind that needs a handler not this shit that everyone and their uncle gets diagnosed with
The danchou from [Club] didn't kick the flatliners and now we fell from [Rank] to [Slightly Lower Rank]..................
>>580062189Uma 2 will have harness races, where your trainee races with (You) on her back
>>580062075Harness races look goofy but they're cool
>>580062246>not this shit that everyone and their uncle gets diagnosed withthen why dont (you) have it bubby. also just because its en vogue, and you have retards (pejorative) "self-diagnosing" doesn't mean its not real you retard (also pejorative)
we don't like posters with less than 6 autism on the uma quiz here
Would you swap your Danchou for another Danchou
>>580062391>then why dont (you) have it bubby.I was diagnosed, actually, which is just more evidence the whole things is a load of bullshit
>>580062481ah, a self hating in denial autistgotcha
I DON'T WANT TO BE A DANCHOU ANYMORE
wahey
I am not autistic. I am just an insensitive racist brick.
>>580062468my club's already gone through that >>580062553Danchou...
>>580062553Allen...
>>580061837I want to grope your tits so bad...
>>580062553brickedbwo...
>>580062553Tyler...
>>580062553There's one club with an open slot that takes in retired Danchous
>>580062150>>580062234which one is it?
Imagine thinking psychology is anything approaching a real science lmao
>>580062695Sea
>self-hating chud hours
>>580062695europe
>>580062714just say you dont understand it next time
>>580062695Oceania
>>580062553Rynebro...
danchud said he doesn't care if we drop rank anymoreI think he's planning to leave...
>>580062553retire to /Uma/ Club
>>580062635nothing would change for them anyway since hayacuck was the danchou
>>580062568So just the most average guy ever?
This is the only wedding alt worth pulling since Wedding Mayano
I have aspergers instead of autism and I get the ick when people try and group me with actual autist
>>580062867Aspergers isnt real
>>580062867aspergers is just a variant of asd bwo...
>>580062967neither is autism
>>580061231the unholy trifecta
>>580062850>implying I'll be turning down the chance to put Nishino Flower in a wedding dress.
>>580062967Assburgers are real, ask Tojo
>north flight 80.5%>chrono genesis 77.5%>loves only you 77.4%>royce and royce 76.2%>neo universe 75.8%So I'm a nerd?
>>580063008Peek-a-boo is vital for childhood development
>>580062052i dont know but they need help
>>580063124Peekaboo my cock dude
assburgers = real
Anyone has the updated version of this?
>>580056963I do too
>>580063138>no ERPers in my clubfml
>>580062850>>580063060I love little girls so I'm getting both
Thank you Dramatic Effect and also Klermont for paying for my beers today
I'm so glad the Uma&Co leaker is still there
>>580063138
>amari joshidaYour reaction?
>>580063150Object permanence exercise might not be a good idea there
who is worsementally ill posters or those who are obsessed with them
>>580062850There is not a single wedding alt worth pulling. ESPECIALLY hatless Sweepy.
>>580063138Hot! I would!
>>580062846yes
>>580063002It feels like different things when the only issue I have is looking into eyes and speaking without much inflection or variance, when they do the hand shaking and speak as if repeating movie/tv quotes
>>580063370but she does le funny
>>580063270someone tried in my club and another guy just said to keep that gay shite on /uma/
all sweepy posters are autistic or filipino
>>580063585sad you lost to one in CM?
I wish Ines was my big sister
>>580063585at least they aren't worse than the sea doto poster
You guys say /uma/ club is evil, but is it like "we stole another innocent cutie’s club so we wouldn't miss out on rewards after our mutiny" levels of evil?
>>580063585the only good sweepy poster is from singapoor
>>580063362The latter wouldn't exist without the former
How am I supposed to train efficiently when Bakushin is on the screen. How am I supposed to control my Bakushin Boner when I see her pits, hips and tits so that I can make correct decisions. It just doesn't make sense. It's an impossible equation. I need to be pinned down and forced to lick bakushin's armpits and sweaty anus.
>>580063585Autism is my superpower
>>580063718yeah and death wouldn't exist without life what's your point
>>580062468If we do that, club will drop to B so no
>>580063326why are you censoring stuff
>>580063370sorry but I WILL be pulling on sex
fan run started, once it's over I'll be able to claim it as daily
>>580063680as long as you don't deadname them
>>580064015did they leave the cutie in, or just convince him to give up the reins and then kick him?
>>580064076If danchou is dead, the next active member becomes the new one. So you could join a dead open club, take over and then kick the old one
>>580064076wasnt active so the danchud power got to whoever joined first
>>580064076probably kicked his assI don't get why would we even consider them an /uma/ club
>>580063551Nobody wants a girl like this
It's been almost a week and all the good clubs are still at 29/30... It's over, /uma/ is reclining...
eeeeeee..... 29/30??
>>580064321Speak for yourself
Join Mambo
>>580064329Please wait warmly, clubs are merging
Maybe Samson and Top Gun should join forces to defeat Brian
>>580064432someone post that webm
>>580064426yarashii
this constant samson posting creeps me out
>>580064321no one says this
>>580064554Idk I think she's very cute and the most huggable one of the child umas.
>>580064554I just think she's sexy
>>580064605>>580064646
>>580064554She’s a big Uma
>>580064704Taiki a cute
>>580064554I want to fuck Samson while she still has that innocent look in her eyes
>>580063551the fuck is her problem
>>580064554It ever so slightly annoys me because the other new JP umas barely get any love both in here and outside when compared to this little dickhead.She's cute though, I get it.
>>580064846Luv me Rura
What grade is Samson in?
>>580065020preperatory
>>580064846maybe they should try being cute like her instead of being ugly
>>580064846Were you here when Rulership released? It was nothing but her non stop for a week.Also gotta remember that the cunnyposters are very active and outspoken here
>>580064784needs dick
>>580065062Nobody was talking about Samson's vagina until you bwo...
I need to have sexwith anyoneeven Shakur
small uma are dangerous
what the fuckalmost 5pm and I've spent all day doing nothing in bedcouldn't even get up to watch some anime or something
>>580061192
>>580065259I'm up right now lol
>>580065368stop talking about jerking off and erect penises
>>580065368I couldn't get it up either
>>580064936>>580065062I honestly forgot rura's career was released so recently because she was already weirdly popular even before that.Anyway, I was mostly just lamenting the fact that there's not enough epipipipipi content. I'm extremely biased towards her.
>>580065259I don't know how can you stay in bed doing nothing, if I'm bed and not sleeping within 10 minutes I start masturbating
>>580064846samson was already well known for being really weird as a character, so the fact that she's finally been proven to actually exist rather than remaining a hallucination that only manifests in party dash is noteworthy.
Brideyano Top Wife
>>580065484no
>>580065554Sperm hair lol
>>580065596>proven to actually existoh yeah? then show me her gravestone
>>580065593Same I just start touching my dih
>>580065554Everyone HATES Epipen is why
>>580065554She doesnt do anything for me. As far as the numas goes I am very fond of Lala, Rula and Admire Donkey
>>580065694kek
>>580065554did a bird poop on her head
>>580065554Why doesn't anyone like the extremely generic looking uma with a sperm on her head?????
Do your fucking finemo legend race
>>580065368>>580065593>>580065684>>580065702Idk how you can spend all day jerking off, if I decide to jerk off I take like 30 minutes to cum and my arm gets tired 15 minutes in, then I nee 24-36h cooldown to do it again
>>580065885today we fuck with kawakami princess
>>580065885wtfI thought I did them
>>580065885I already did
>>580065914You're not supposed to just ejaculate if you want to go all day dumbass
>>580064421My hair started falling out since I joined Mambo wtf
>>580065914Are you jacking off because you're actually horny at that point?
>>580065914I don't masturbate that much lately because it's always a drag finding good porn for a long session, but an eroge I was waiting for released some days ago and I went at it for 10 hours straight with breaks of 15-20mins between releasesI'm already close to mid 30s, you need to build up your energy capacity anon
>>580066098Yeah and I am bald. Whatd your point?
>>580066243There are bald people in mambo?
>>580066190you just need to start relying less on porn and more on what can be done in the physical world
This is the least fun CM to prep for to date
>>580066342fuck no, the dirt med one was
>>580065740I wish this wasn't true but I do remember that nearly every japanese post I saw in the first few days of her release was just talking shit about her career lmfao>>580065883You'd THINK that her story having a lot of extremely self-indulgent content for both trainer x uma and yuri fans would've done something. Alas, it did not.
>>580066304Bald people are everywhere
>>580065186those look like tumors
>>580066378Scary...
>>580065885>580065885
>>580066326I don't like having sex with women they are smelly and while it feels better it's women I hate women even
>>580066369idk I thought the dirt cm was fine if boringI didn't prep at all and did my first manual unity run the day that round 1 opened yet still got platthank you xoguri cap
>>580066429danchou why the hell are you using a backliner on a legend race
>>580066465I didn't mean with other people...
>>580066546thats not me bwo... my ryan always wins legend races
Got two 3* Speed Nishino from the same run but which one should I get?
>>580066465You weren't going to be having sex in the first place
>>580066596then I don't know what you mean
>>580066424Not scary...
i was having an okay day until you posted fugly ryan
>>580062553They're recruiting right now! >>580060389
>>580066615It's not the 2000s anymore anon being a virgin is literally impossible in the big 2026 everyone has sex even the retards posting here
>>580066621They're trying to get you to play with your ass, anonYou can ignore the troon
>>580066374Her career suffers from the same well-known problem Cygames has: not having her rivals. You'd think they would've been able to handle it better, like they did with Kitasan, but nope. Somehow they managed to make her whole theme boring. If she hadn't been meta, I honestly feel like she would've been forgotten almost the very next day. Certainly, a horse like that deserved better treatment
>>580066736Not me I'm voluntarily celibate.
>>580066614right
>>580066190I am 37 and I think if I masturbate for more than 30 minutes I dieIf I do it for 15 minutes I get a severe migraine for the rest of the day and intense leg pain, I only 100% recover after 12-24 hours, so I started doing it once or twice a week max
>>580066736wrong because I'm 2 years away from becoming a wizard
>>580066614Right if you have good blues in legacy, left if you want it to be a grandpa-... hell just take right
>>580066621for example have you tried choking yourself while jerking itor various drugsestim is fun too
>>580065885damn, thanks for reminding me. with 8 minutes to spare
>>580066829
>>580066829I'm not a doctor but even if you're not a fat fuck I'd pay them a visit and tell them exactly what you just said in this post, you may have a DVT on your leg which isn't that weird to have if you're getting old and all day sitting up
I am jerking off rn
>>580066614Left has ignited wit
why did someone ask where I'm from
>>580066736They have sex with other men though
why are you scared to answer the question
>>580067058stop attention whoring
time to abandon this sinking turd of a thread
yeah bro i goon it crazy stylei take 3 gas station rhino pills and stroke my shit for 12 hours until i have to go to the ER for priapism
>>580066736doesn't count if you pay for it
>>580066918I'm what you call suicidal so I can't take drugs or drink alcohol and playing with my neck isn't a good idea but yeah
>>580065914take the hump pillow or torso pill!That said, I am trying to cut it down to at least 1-2 times a week because if I do not keep myself busy it's going to happen.
3 mins left to do finemo legend race
>>580065554bald patch uma lmao
>>580066736Homosexual activities does not count as traditional meaning of sex
>>580066968My dick twitched
Its 5pm (A NEW DAY) and I am having a marvelous sunday so far.
>>580067382>>580067242hey hey hey hey why are you making up random rules now stop it
>>580066736men, prostitutes and women over 200kg dont count
>>580066736How do I get a woman to want to have sex voluntarily without being accused of rape later on for having a small dick and being bad at sex? I am not paying for it
>>580065914I come fast, but dick remains hard as long as i remain interested. I can come again in like an hour or so. lots of precum though, that stuff's basically limitless supply
>>580066774It's sad. I'm already a fan of other unpopular umas though so I'm used to the pain. I'm chilling.
>>580067289tens unit might be a bad idea thendon't actually know how dangerous it is when I put the pads on my chest
Do your daily pulls
>>580067653you are paying for it either way
I don't want to be crushed...
Today, I dated with an uma that could call me dad by mistake.
it's raining, it's pouring~torenah is snoring~I'll have my way, he has no say~he'll be waking up sore in the morning~
>cyka sho
Platform boots erotic...
>>580067958i want her crush my face with her massive tits
don't NANNO me, princess
:D
Fuji Kiseki
>>580067958tough titties, you're getting crushed by the princess
>precociousLewd princess, anal princess just like King Halo
PRINCESS BOOTS
>>580068221
>>580068221what theHECK
>>580068248
where the fuck are the umayuru episodes
>>580068221literally me
umas really like burgers
>>580068331end of the month gwochacholino
SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>580068348almost as much as she loves semen
I completely forgot I have ballroom Fuji. Is she any good?
>>580068049kinda amusing
>just noticed the phone app covers the whole screen now instead of having a black bar at the top for the hole punch cameraNeat
>>580068482Never post this fat fuck ever again.
>>580068331Just torrent
>>580068231Damn her tits looks good here, slightly saggy and just nice
Just realized Vodka's Christmas alt (lmao) comes out this month
>>580068604teio doesn't have boobs
>>580068631we are all rolling
Five borrows to make a good dober parentThen I'll. Be forced to use borrows for one pace ace... Then back to dober till sign ups
Her hair makes her head look really big
>>580068604her tidds have some nice weight to them
>>580068461Base is better
>Satono starsneat
>>580068604
>>580068870Her third alt will be super cool and meta. TRUST
>>580068772Men...
>>580068870imagine your umawife gets one shot at an alt and she has to wear THAT
>>580068909will that come out before or after her third figure (lmao)
>>580068870I still don't get what's so bad about those shoes
>>580068870Biker boots
>>580068930could have been worse
this dating system helped out greatly to farm casual outfits
>>580069002SHE WILL GET A COOL BIKER HALLOWEEN ALT AND YOU WILL EAT YOUR WORDS
>>580068870>>580068930Shut up they look fine
>>580069073t. vodka coping
>>580069042>the nailsthe worst part of the whole design here rly
>>580069073Shut up Sora
>>580068870>>580068930>>580069002Fuck off Daiwa
there are literally one 21 (twenty one) legacies on chrono with 3* URA sparkI think there's an underserved market hereyou guys have no idea how good URA sparks hit when you're trying to reach stam goals
>>580069042uokka is cool and cute here
I'm ready for long CMDo your dailies ok
>>580068904>>580068231I love big tittied Umas so much bros....
Got my own wagie wife
>>580069147the inability to hit SS in ura really hurts its caseIt would be a goated scenario if you could with all the racing spirits at easier access.
>>580069147i'm not wasting my tps in ura shorry
>>580069147if you want stam sparks get the MANT spark gwochacho, URA is deprecated
…
just got back from pax brosnot a lot of uma stuff there, but I did see one oguri cap cosplayer, she was brown (mexican? Brazilian? I can't tell) but she was kind of fat and had tummy leaking out in the front/side, and I was in line so I started for a pretty long timeanyway I think I'm into fat chicks now
>>580069073be honest
>>580069382WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
i do it for she
>>580069147Getting URA spark on a parent means you have to train the uma in URA, getting SS there is impossible
Does a scenario ever have as good unique sparks as URA with the Racing Spirits again?
>>580069382both of these look terrible but yeah uokka’s is especially egregious
>>580069382I would literally kms if I waited years for an alt for my wife and it turned out like Vodka's Holidays alt.
>>580069382Daiwa sexo...
Account bricked soon
>>580069375Why are you staring at me like that...
>>580069382Good LORD Uokka
Cute
>>580069382shtop it....
>>580066387those are buds yet to blossom
>>580069246>>580069474you don't need SS
>>580069382Is this the new Kingdom Hearts that I kept hearing about
>>580064504
>>580069382scarlet is sex incarnate
Can we go younger?
>>580069382cute holiday mares
>>580069756thanks
SUGOI SUGOOOOOI
>>580069805HOT! Better than that pedo maya trash, or the flower cunt that seatards love to spam.
>see club status>flatliners alreadySigh, I'll queue fan runs instead of doing ace runs
we love Chuds here, don't we?
>>580068712
>>580069896mambwo...
>>580064846>Other new Umas should get more recognition in here so instead of trying to push one of the other umas, I complain about that one Uma whose fans aren't lazy pieces of shits
Here is that tummy you wanted to kiss, /uma/!
>>580069382Scarlet is sexy but vodka is an abomination
Danchou... gomen...
Dancho, do it
Ogutummy
the cucked....
>>580069931I prefer chud offspring
>>580069042carrying vodka to our marital bed for consummation while she covers her blushing face with her hands the whole time
>>580069382>construction worker boots>hooker bootsXog was peak xmas design
>>580069931Especially this chud
>>580070063I will forever be angry that Kawakami didn't get a wedding alt with her mom
>>580070005that's me
>>580070063Is there one for summer swimsuits
>>580070063kinda wild how much cuter and more elegant Daiwa Scarlet is in everything she does compared to Vodka
>>580069382scarlet is still sexy here but i feel like the twintails are the source of her power
>>580070120Pearl umanko on my face
>>580070180summer doesnt necessarily lock you out, maruzensky got both a card and altwedding is tied to the lore of the recurring event so once she gets one she's toast
>>580069945I searched this on google images and the ai said it was super creek wearing a pink dress
>>580070063>Air Messiahwho the hell asked for that ugly bitch in a wedding dress?
>>580070240vodka lost the second daiwa's owner convinced cygames to make his horse the first uma you ever train in the game
33 years old
>>580070063Wedding Ulala and Raisu would be so powerful...
>>580069382This is the moment umamusume started dying and I can see why lmao
>>580070180dozo
Daiwa lost.Vodka lost.Machan is the cutest.
>>580069382Kingdom Hearts is thataway Vodka...
I love mares!
of course we're climbingI have to go minus today you fucks
>>580069570
thoughts?I don't have Inari One
>>580070005Sei-chan would let me kiss her tummy?!
>>580070458 >>580070005 >>580069042sex>>580070676mmmmmmmmmega sex
One more day and 7 hours till Tama and Inari One
>>580070724There is at least one other image of Grass getting her neurons activated from her trainer.
>>580070913happy for u
My two wives.
>>580070932How i'm happy you dont even know how
>>580070927Unthinkable that a pure Japanese yamato nadeshiko would behave in such a manner.
>Trainer-san! Look at how low my trainium is! Won't you go out on a date with me? Please!Wow these notifications are getting crazy
>>580070447They fucked Uokka up so bad. Most fans don't even give a shit about her unless it's as an accessory to Scarlet, and it doesn't help that Scarlet's dad is (probably) the most popular uma.
this game is bad
>>580070913>>580070932the cutest of chuds
>Do a Shiroaki ritual post before leaving home>Have an exceptionally lucky dayI'm a little scared.
>>580069382>>580068870>>580069042Why are we bullying Vodka
>>580070762She checked her bond level and, to her embarrassment, your bond level is just high enough for tummy kissing.
>still get new follows for my strictly CM18 parentWhat are they doing with it I wonder...
wew
>>580071032>Black KaiserI'm sorry? UmaGrok, what the fuck is this?>Kitasan CoachChuckled
>>580071019Grass is a lewd AMERICAN
>>580069382I am honest they're not a problem
>>580071027uokka is fine retardnot every strong horse has to be an aura farming cardboard cutout like orfevre or almond eye
>>580071032
>>580071274>uokka is fine retard>not every strong horse has to be [starts listing uma that aren't in the game right now]
hi 'nonniesss
>>580071147One of these weeks you're going to forget to filter the score and when you do I'm going to find you
>>580070727Mine doesn't look like that...
>>580071376People can dox through this?
>>580071376try it bitch
>>580071385AIIIEEEEE FLASH NO NOT THE AUSLÄNDERBEHÖRDE
>>580071027Uokka gets to be the cool senpai in new JP content while Dasca is more of a retard (just like IRL) so all is good
cute! time to rape her
>>580071485Hi R****
>>580071601wrong
>>580071147I can still find you with this information if I want tojust sayin
>>580071585wtf
>>580071543...
Vodka will never be a respected mare
>>580071543
>>580071585why is my princess only 3LB
/uma/ club bros... 250m quota... it's over...
>>580071687haha...
Vodka is in HOF and Dasca is notcase closed
>>580071857bro closed the case
lmao
>>580071147i hope you liked having those very specific uma as your ace team bum, it's over for you.doxx squad, get this man for posting on the forum stat
Orf HATE
>>580071819I predict the club exploding next month
>>580071915SMOOOOCH
>>580071472Your team trials team's composition is visible to anyone
I can't believe I'm going to relive another ウマオオオ moment again
>>580071147>1,00X,(3/5)X4 ptshmmmmmmmmmmmm
boobies
>>580071950You don't mean that
>>580071920Kingu... don't bully your daughter...
>>580072016>danchou just raised the quota to 340m "to be safe";_; remember me well club bros
tomorrow my wife will arrive
Big goofy ears
>>580071950win variation speech bubble
>>580072121
>>580072178Keep her at 1 then wait for the daily shopNo idea if she has an event that gives stars
case reopeneddasca is hot, vodka is notcase closed
>>580072178gratz
Vodka just need a summer outfit like Seiun then everyone flocks back to her
>>580072329Umm we like Vodka too
>>580071915>>580072046CHUUU
I was molested and I don't care
I think I forgot to do a set of FM's legend races
>>580072329>>580071857Machan is hot too
>>580072474Sillyus love.
>>580072121>>580072264the only right way to deal with tiny (cute) womanmanhandling them, they love that shit as much as I do>>580072046>>580072474SOGODDAMNSILLY
>>580072264Was the answer anal?
>>580072534 Machan on my face
>>580072076this is truly the Turning Point part 2 of /uma/
>>580072264Did he spank her ass?
>>580072480that's only around 27 star pieces bwoyou just have to farm her one extra month to make up for it
whomst is that and which race
Stop the silly posting
>>580072651This one's deserved though
Stop the sillius posting, let's keep with the SEXIUS posting
>>580072050nakadashi
>>580070516>started dying>happened before L'Arc which is still widely considered the best scenario and the peak of uma
>>580072214massive goofy tits
>>580072683Dia>whereidkI got it while fan farming with mackween
>>580072821mackween a cute
>>580072778Imagine having a PEAK scenario and still bleeding because cygays is too homosexual and jewish
>>580072757gooner posting is gay and zoomer behaviorwe prefer silly/fun posting here, which is why we have so many "schizos" that trash post, it's funny.
LMAOOOOO
>>58005700990kg of pure muscle
>>580072913>going for gold>lost the gold
>>580072897>posting hot ladies is gay behaviorProjecting Patrick...
>>580072602>Are you sure?Do not doubt me>>580072913not looking good!
>>580072913Isn't that the same rank as Mambo
>>580072757Nothing will ever make me take sirius siriusly.
>>580072982>wah wah wah let me jerk offAllan behavior...
>>580073020You know, our club isnt some insult to throw around...
>>580073020no one says this
>>580073057virgo platinum behavior>>580072982you're such a gemini gold
>>580073057
>>58005700975kgBuild entirely for speed
>>580057009Bitch, I'm equal opportunity stone thrower. I don't care what's your religion, believes, skin color or race and gender are. You act like a retard, I will treat you as such, including myself, for being a lazzy fatso.
>>580072913Why did this club ever take off when the danchou barely even posts here AND doesn't play the game?
>>580072913>if they're S+>"botters bot club!">if they're A+>haha losers, only losers would be in a A+ club>is in an A+ or lower club>if they don't recruit>WE NEED ANOTHER S CLU>if they recruit>i must leech! why won't you let me leech you can't take away my carry
>>580057009160kg at 5’4”
>>580073057I spent the whole morning jerking off for my girlfriend to dm me an hour before work and said the dirtiest shit to me and I ended up jerking off 20 minutes before leaving.
>>580073252I just want ehm... DEAD!
>>580073272Deiobwo...
>>580073252nobody likes your club chud get it through your dense skull
>>58005700950kg skeleton
>>580071656>>580071949>>580072078I am still waiting for your output
>>580073414Sex?
>>580057009I lost around 30kg since march120 -> 90 now
>>580073414
So, how many clubs are still recruiting?>/uma/ club>brick>mambo (mandatory)Who else
>>580073415not your personal hacker, boy
>>580073498Join Mambo
>>580073498end of /uma/...
>>580057215hey
>>580073498Don't advertise them on dicksword please...
>>580073498Haythere!
>>580073118>this played right after the ice skating scenethe gall of these people back then
if you don't join /Uma/ Club, danchou is going to recruit some random homeless man to get S rewards again
>>580073498If you ERP with me I'll let you into my club
>>580073735Another reason to hate them!
If /uma/ falls, we'll be officially weaker than /v/ma>b-but /uma/&co the rising star!400 million gapped by top 100- that's a shitpost.
>>580073784>/uma/&co the rising star>rising starlmao.
>>580073498>cant kick my flatliners because even clubs higher ranked than mine are having trouble recruitinggrim
What are they talking about?
>>580073876you could hop ship
>>580073775>i hate them for existingwe heard you the first time leech
ugh...
>>580073876there's also the reputation to consider. i wouldn't want to join those clubs honestly. think i'd rather join an actual discord club than them
>>580073904my dick, my heart
>>580073948I accept your concession
>>580073498Since when bricked is not full
>>580073968MEN
>>580073735I would join but I already jumped clubs this month, another jump will make me look like a whore...
>>580073876I'll do 2 extra manual runs for the rest of the month if you kick them
>>580073904Intercourse with granny acute followed by painting alongside her.
I am in dire straits indeed when Mejiro Ardan's event speed card will be a grand upgrade for my account.
i think this is a good first spark
>>580074042Some guy crashed out after losing CM and quit the game so its 29/30 since CM18 finals
Bricked gonna recruit a discordtroon AGAIN
UMADash danchou is quittingauto careers really tanked our rank for some reasonit's never been more owari da
STOP THE COUNT
>>580073876it's harder to recruit in higher ranked clubs
Join Mamboooooooooooo
>>580074410You guys are still high border A+ calm down
don’t give a FUCK about any club from this general except for the exact one that i’m in
>>580074410goodhe's the worst ERP'er of all time no joke
>>580074410/uma/ club poaches another danchou..
>>580074110Mambro (former)...
>>580074410Danchous "quitting" is codeword for them joining /uma/ club
>>580074476faggots refuse to do fucking fan runs and have already refused to push past 60Mfuck this low effort shit
it's umagic
Post an image for the next bread. I will bake at p8
>>580073936I actually like my club and don't want to shit up the thread for another month by starting drama like that over 3 people who are too busy to do a clank run a day (but not too busy to open the game and make it look like they log in, curious)
>>580073968dober wouldn't do thisshe would probably write a doujin about it though
>>580074645bro is fine for me
>>580074645
>>580074601fan runs are a meme, recruit LoopGODs, they never burn out.
>>580074410nyo... you were the chosen ones to defeat umaclub....
>finish fan run>check club>rank keeps tankingIt's Sunday what are you retards doing
>>580074645it's been awhile, please make it a CB bread!
>>580074679Bro it is>>580074686>>580074730Sorry
>>580074601then just kill them allyou won't fall out of A+ anyway
>>580074110you already posted curren so everyone already knows
>>580074746Is her aura that powerful?
>>580074885yes
>>580074697loopers only get ~600k per run. You need a fan deck and 45 races to get 1.2M/run
Flatliners in the club tonightEverybody just have a good time
>>580074645I'm so glad Hishiama cares about my well-being!
>>580073891advanced rape techniques
cutest tomboy fit
>>580063138What a degen; should've spanked HIM when he was in our club
>>580074110but does your new club love you the way 29 "rescued" players would if you got them a whole rank?
>>580074995Yaeno Muteki!
Now that I think about it I don't even know our club's quota and we're A+
>>580074536he isn't even good enough to join /uma/ club
>>580075082>>580075082>>580075082
>>580074110just join the 'jong so you can finally get the deets you desperately want
>>580074410clanker means your ability to [ empty your TP ] is not special anymoreif your members refuse to refill, you can no longer complete for high A+/S
>>580074951I know it's an ancient song, but the lyrics is party rockers right
>>580075109You have no honor nor patience.
>>580075172page 6 dood
>>580075072*ear drum shattering wrong buzzer noise*
>>580075210someone was already baking at 8..........
>>580075210Whats wrong with p8 or below? Specially with free image slots
>>580073584rice HATE
>>580074995she's very cute in general.
Images?
