Previous: >>580056746>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>580075082They're not that big
ryan LOVE
>>580075182Tyler...
>>580075082how can uokka even compete?
any clubs?
>>580075182Handholding, kissing and unprotected premarital sex with Mejiro Ryan.
me and curren
>>580075292Join Mambo. I know its bait
>>580075292UMADash is imploding, stay away
>>580075292/uma/ club!
Today and forever, you will love Falco
>>580075292Golf club
>>580075082Chocolate that can not only turn you into Daiwa, but generates her tiara and hair ties for you?
>>580075228yeah?
One more day and 5 hours till great Inari One
Fuji Kiseki
waheyany jongers?
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>580075357>unprotected>as if the aim of sex isn't nakadashi and impregnationI cannot imagine anything gayer than not coming inside your umawife, maybe not even actual homosexual sodomy.
This would have been the bro OP
around mares, be aware
>>580075562I don't have quite enough for a sparkI'm close but not quite there
>>580075292All clubs are inploding, it's the end of /uma/
>>580075561Check your dms
850k is an acceptable fan run
>>580075594I'm really bored so make a run before the thread suffers
>>580075082Im coming back after a while and I see they finally added auto scenarios. How long will it take to get the skills for the trainer quests if I do them that way?
>>580075680i dont got dms...
>>580075462aelred should come back to mambo
Maybe I should join a /v/ club instead
>>580075671I'm ready to get both, it would be insane if i dont get one for 200 rolls
>>580075717fineMajsoul Friends Room 65005(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65005
>>580075710if you do 10 of them a day maybe
>1 bad career + reroll is 60tpdanchode...
>>580075723A few days maybe, if you try to get them off cards. Faster with innate skill of course
bam and yae
>>580075472I love Hishiama, she would ask for my consent!
>>580075772y-yeah, haha...I got like 3 3* horses when I sparked on inari one's first banner. One of them was druid ass wonder, the other was inari wan at like 198 pulls
>>580075710for grand live on uma's that cant run the full millon fan schedule? yeah. but FLATNIGS cant even manage that with auto career
>>580075292We should start our own... Lets call it the Super Duper Mega Ultra Awesome Uma Club..
maybe we should kill 1 club so all the anons who play the game join the other clubs
>>580075082Evil Shadow Club: /Uma/ Club: the club: the movie: the videogame is out to DESTROY the general once again! What terrible fate will befall a new recruit this month you ask?Ohohohoho, you shouldn't ask questions you dare not know the answer to!~reply to apply and witness firsthand the ultimate evil doom! Muahahaha
>>580075082Christmas proved Scarlet is best girl and Uohkka is justa punchline
Hello friends!!
>>580075806join us 3/4
>>580075954Yeah but which one
>>580076004Sup
>>580075873Wait wat? You got 3 umas for 200 rolls? Insane i'm hopping on getting at least 6
>>580075954Ok, but (You)r club is gonna be the sacrificial lamb
>>580075970How do you even do all these activities without a discord, genuinely. Or is it all just a ruse to bait the unknowers?
Vodka let her trainer take the leadScarlet irresponsibly raped her trainer without consentTherefore Vodka is better
>>580075562I don't know sign language but she means she wants 5 of my children right?
>>580075970netanyahu-danchou... the quota...
>>580075654bro has never had the clap…
>>580076071all power to ya and maybe you even get lucky but god fucking damn my gacha luck in this game is dogshit.
>>580076104I know what club he's in :^)
>>580075954but 'jongers already did that...
>>5800760607 and it's Mambo4 and it's UMADashanything else and it's >>580076104
:D
>>580075970Hi Allen!
>>580076060Uma&Co I wanna see which club is gonna take V in again
>>580076060Mambo must die
>>580076004Hello dachybaby
>>580076197The face of a serial rapist
>>580076004Hello babydachi!!!!!
>>580076117stop asking questions goyim
Do you think Angel of Kirk will qualify for Breeders Cup and race against Ebayan?
>early bake>unironic tranny sloppa opI hate you, /uma/
>>580076280NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5800760715-6 is the average, 3 is unlucky but it happens, 1-2 is mega raped
>>580076270None
here, shiraoki will determine what club dies0 = uma&co1 = /uma/club2 = mambo3 = dacchis4 = tamalove5 = autis/uma/6 = exceluma7 = brick-1828 = umadash9 = honsefunso say shiraoki
>>580076117join us to find out
Dacchis has two free spots for anyone who needs a club(currently occupied by flatliners). The monthly quota is at 60 mil for this month.We have friendly ojisans trading shoes and talking about taxes.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>580076329bro acting like he wouldn’t want to be a busty redhead and slut himself out to every man imaginable
howaa!
>>580076329We love AI slop here
>>580076415Autis/uma/... had a hard life...
>>580076179How about 7 and we hold a poll
>>580073631Still one of the best moments in anime history
>>580076437OH NO NO NO NOOOOOO
>>580076069>>580076282>>580076309
it's overno one is joining any clubs this month
no jonger I guess.......
>>580076457
DANCHOU WHERE IS THE ORDER
>>580076415Autis/uma/ always gets the not so nice bully posts
>>580076521sexo
>>580076103>It*lian
Have this many clubs been trying to recruit a week into the month before? Is it actually over this time?
>>580076536sorry bwo I am staying in my C rank club with 16 members (14 of them are corpses)
Soon we will only have 2 clubs like uma/jp/...
ill take hermy first uf too
>>580075970Nah thanks. I dont want to be top goy
>>580076536More like there'll be lucky flatliners who'll join out of the clubs desperation before the cutoff for free carats
Trainer doesn't want to get raped again
>>580076437wtf dancho, i was just taking a break because my third grandma died you cant do this
>>580076584NEVERMIND WE ARE 3/4 AGAIN JOIN JONG>>580075806
>>580075806still 3/4 where my jong gwos at>2/4it's over...
>>580076616
>>580076450???
>>580076639Share the chat logs vwo we want to see!
Digitan LOVE
>>580076838there are no chat logs bwoit's just me and one other guy
umamusume SUCKS
>>580076752Was making a browser accountYoutube and Jong simultaneously
>>580076752>>580076783OKAY WELL NEVERMIND IT'S 2/4 AGAIN IT'S OVEROKAY IT'S 3/4 AGAIN JOIN US
Please Mr Hitler give me a 9* stamI have been breeding my 3* stams for so long
>>580076912cute
You know the song and dance. You can join Mambo. We got one spot open for the most competititive casual and chill club ever. A+ and all too
>>580076437I like this club.426908552488Sankyuu~
>>580076912That's hot
Go ahead. You are allowed to kiss Seiun Sky's tummy.
>>580077037I got kicked out of mambo for flatlining for more than two days
wtf is happening in the jong rooms
>>580077135you deserved it
>>580076415i know which of these clubs you are in but can't prove it yet
>>580076117it's just image/website links in chat and a lot of manual work - for example, with the monthly playlist I collect everyone's song links on a site they visit individually on their own time after anouncing a monthly theme, then i listen a lot and present the playlist with its poster and all the names as a permalink with a youtube link and everyone jams out like it's an old-school mixtapeall that needs is a link in chat.every thing we do is like that. imagine pic related posted as litterbox link but with all the songs, trainer names, and a YT link to the playlist in club chat.sometimes i feel like people forgot the entire internet exists outside of discord and social media. nothing we do requires it.
>>580077135You want back?
>>580077135and that's a good thing
>>580076415>my club is not even listedit's so over
>>580077135was "more than two days" actually two weeks
>>580077191which one its not what you think
>>580075850Need a Bom to complete Bom-ba-ye
I'm using my TP pots on spark rerolls danchou!
>>580077287no it was actually about two and a half.
>>580077180PLAP PLAP SPLURT
>>580077324Two and half a week is quite a lot
I'm on a mission to join each every single /uma/ club to study it's environment and vibe. Then later will produce a documentary
join my b+ club
Fine, I'll use 2 8* stam umas, its over
>>580077180It made me realize my club has some sleeper schizos
>>580077056nah it's full
I love my genius wife!
>>580077394I look forward to it
>>580077379two and a half DAYS, anon.
>>580077394ganbere BD
>>580077298one of those clubs never gets mentioned ever, for it to come to mind, you are probably in it
>>580076854I played Stellar Blade with the NIKKE DLC and that pink bodysuit was mindblowing lewd. Digitan would not be able to fill that suit so well...
>>580077442spill the tea
>>580076415reverse hex
>>580077474sucks to suck
Join Mämbö
>>580077209yea but why aren't we just using IRC
>>580077514oh you're wrong, im in autis/uma/ and i made that shitpost to be funny and it backfired on me
>>580077537>7blessed
>>580077592>implying they aren't and are just doing clever pr
>>580077124Boy girlfriend...into boy wife!
>>580077537Impossible...
>>580076117Dancho is actually really good at organizing through the ingame chat. And sends updates through weblinks and stuff he does a lot of stuff and I respect him a lot for it honestly.T. Member
>>580077667RGP...
>>580077537BASED
>>580077056Why does it feel like i am inviting the devil...done.
>>580076415Why always us
>>580076783sorry already started a hanchan
>>580077180unspeakable things
>>580077836No fondle the lucky ears!
>>580077514It's still part of the A clubs it's not that deep
>>580075753I'm pretty sure the Mambodacchis despise me, so I don't think that's a good idea. Me returning would just cause them trouble, even if it make you chaos-loving motherfuckers chuckle
>>580075970Oh nonono
>>580077782Sounds like autism desu
>>580077537WE ARE SAVED
>>580077696no we are actually experiencing the 2000s internet experience minus IRC and MSN
>>580077394will you participate in the erp
>>580076157or the hiv, or anything like that. but the rates of getting the forevers are practically zero provided>you don't act promiscuously>your umawife doesn't act promiscuouslyso I'm not worried.
>>580077782Sounds really cool. I'd join if I get the opportunity in the future
Fuku fug and marriage
I'd consider it an honour to get an std
>>580078092sounds like the opposite of autism actually more like the kind of annoying extroversion that I would prefer to avoid myselfmy club is my club, I do my umamusume socialization on /uma/
>try to start a peaceful activity to get the thread together >same names always join, nothin out of the ordinary >suddenly the recurring names become more important than the activity itself >no one wants to host or join anymore to avoid said names always the same
danchou touched me in my no no parts yesterday but im too scared to tell the police
>>580077810My beloved...
>>580077537Holy FUCK
>>580078259jiggies are still fun....
>>580078259what the hell are you talm bout
>>580078210is it fuku hours already?
too blind to jigtoo tard to jong
>>580078416fukutits!
>>580077913wtf I want to learn jong now
>>580078259Nah I still gladly jong with my /uma/ bros and dont try to avoid anyone
>>580078416it's always 7 somewhere
Join Haythere and get your own mini-Luna FREE
>>580078237That's fair but its not like everyone in the club talks or joins events. A good chunk just grind and just joins random events. Its honestly a really well run club and I personally dont get why it gets a lot hate. (But maybe I am just not in the threads long enough)
matikanefukukitaru career ending teenage pregnancy
I swear you bunch of fags don't play the fucking game. Do your ace runsIt's FUCKING garbage. I FUCKING hate this scenario. SO. FUCKING. MUUUUUUUUCCCCHHHH
>>580078558Jealously and shitposting desu
>>580078259nobody in jong rooms hate each other
lmao
>>580077537>>580078210>>580078416Starting to believe in her fortune telling, it's accurate!
>>580078416Always
>>580076738yadaYADA YADA YADAi'm tired of daily, 8-hour long umapyoi!i'm tired of having my trainee's squirts as my lunch!i'm tired of feeding on her breasts!i want to eat and live normally, not depend on umapyoi!YADAAAAAAA
>>580078002i'm sure mambo will welcome their prodigal son
>>580078605Im waiting wit oguri, because im not running xog
jong is for ojiisans and people who have seen hell, no hate can be found there
wow I wonder why the club that keeps poaching top earners from other clubs and can't stop bragging about itself gets a lot of hateit is a mistery
>>580078605i’m still making grandparents retard
>>580078284and I'll keep doing it too if you don't use all your FUCKING tp
I'm hungry
>>580078259I'm way too bad at jong or I'd join
>it is a mistery
orenjis
>>580078791How hungry....
>>580078650Ugh, men! So demanding.
>>580078753we heard you the first 20 times leech, answering questions is not "bragging". go watch a movie or something
>>580078558Success breeds jealousy
>>580076738your trainer is gay
Do umas celebrate birthdays? We never see one in the game
>>580078691the temptation to b& me for giggles after I rejoined would be too much for any danchou
>>580078605Next scenario doesn't look much better either, the mechanics for it look annoying
>>580078650what would your mom think if she knew you were posting this drivel
>>580078886we don't want you nigga you barely played when you were in the club
just answering questions bro
>poaching>when top earners just want his effort to mean something and gives more caratsThe flatliner seethe is still palpable to this day
>>580078753that's right /uma/ club number one glory to israel
>>580078874They do. Fuku and Pearl sing for Dober on her birthday
Boring episode of Mushoku Tensei...
>>580078640fucku wouldn't do this.
>>580078735it's true, i don't know anyone under the ago of 30 who knows how to jong
ogc becomes samey because the songs always appear in the same places after particular concerts
sex seven
>>580078874they dothey all just happen to clump up in like two or three different months of the year because of the breeding season of the irl horses
>the /uma/clubcord defense force is herejust look at your stupid burn rate retards, you're not a fucking FAANG company to have employees fly off the shelf every month
>>580079016what the fuck do you mean boring TP4 is the best part
>>580079016>watch shitty anime>"wtf why is this episode bad???"
>>580079036Crystal ball said it would be the lucky activity of the day tho
>>580078937most moms read and post worse things so not much probably
>>580078937I know she browses tg
>>580078960exactly. Sure, I do 70-90M/month now, but anons are quick to anger and slow to forgetIf my current club implodes I'll find a comfy A-rank and be a refugee.
>>580079016>mushitu pedoseifucking pedo
the only thing i have to live for is umamusume
>>580079091It was just yapping and set up
remember to headpat your top earners everyday
Jobber Rudeus is one of the MCs ever and I don't mind others being turned off cause of the first half
>>580079016it's a transition episode meant to introduce the next arc after giving some breathing room. I'm reading the LNs now, almost to where the anime's at. Like it a lot.
>>580079091>>580079117naturecord?
I can win against Obuhis but I get raped against other Fronts
>>580079036She'd definitely give her trainer a handjob if she's into him
What gimmick is there, that isn't covered by an Uma yet?
>>580079252then you must hate tensura (best isekai series btw)
>tranny sloppa op>/uma/club drama spamcan we just delete this bread and move on to 3296
>>580079352I love Sugita and will defend anything he voices
>>580079016>pedoku tensei
>>580076210hi Cafe friend!
>>580078640fuku wouldn't be that smugsauce?
>>580079145Wrong. The lucky activity of the day is always to mating press Fuku and creampie her. I thought we knew this.
>>580078605Agreed, building for anything other than sprint/mile is torture and the hard requirement of 3 speed cards limits decks so much harder than Trackblazer ever did. I swear they only playtested it with base Oguri and didn't think of umas with less than 20% speed growth
>>580079016we are watching yanineko and kaiju girl here bro, diddy tensei fans are not welcome
>>580079346copa
>>58007908622/30 members from january is breddy good though.
>>580079338cute mama groove and groovelings
Is she hitting on me?
>cant get a loopa with downhill descent and atleast two stam sparksINSANE
>>580079503yanineko sucks
>>580079419Pirate
You should visit Neo Tomakomai.
It feels like there's been more club drama than usual this month...good
>>580079086the clanker frontlines are hell fren
>>580079589yeah, me
>>580079419a trainee of above average intelligence that does not need help getting dressed in the morning
>>580079443Slime? Was fine till we expanded the world too much, not my cup of tea i guess
>>580079086Some people burn out sure, but a lot of members at least since I joined have still been there. Don't get me wrong getting the high rankings can be a lot but its not like dancho is throwing like hard demands. At most he just asks for a few maru runs throughout the day or looping.Like this might just sound like a pr mouth piece but Dancho actually does a lot to try and keep the club going. I worry that he might burn out even more lol.
Heh, I'm basically a celebrity around here
>>580079419brown tsundere gyaru uma
>>580079352Nigga, this is the /uma/ thread. Talk about your diddy Epstein anime somewhere else. Also Eris is the best girl
>>580079627Buying a single bedroom apartment with a shared toilet in Tomakomai.
>>580079661You were just bitching about it being boring this month two days ago
>>580079419When are we getting an uma who gets disqualified in a race for using performance enhancing drugs
>>580079419Sex work-Oh wait, Curren is already in the game
>>580079770Hishi
>>580079880Dope impact...
we can disagree in Mushoku, but we all agree Bleach is garbage
Sure.
>>580079661Post anni drama saved /uma/
>>580079976I just hate Kubo doing this weird original content in anime shit
That reminds me I need to finish Trigun Umas for this feel?
>>580079401Post your front, I promise I'll build a weaker front
>>580079443Never watched it. Cute whore pink girl though>>580079370Only good part was Nanoshi being cute
Dober's in- and outdoor date pictures kinda sucked tbdesu
>>580079478It's AI. The oldest link I can find this on has it marked as such.Anywei, https://files.catbox.moe/xhxvak.webp
>>580080069Taiki ShuttleAlso i watched the reboot and they are so good
Out of the way, we have a jobber
>>580080208>dated more than 1 umayou are a whore.
KILL METASLAVESEVERY ROOM IS HOGURI DOUBLE DOMKILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM
>>580080208>BrianI can't believe you made it through three dates with that uggo without hurling
>>580080208Get a tranny surgery to turn you a female torena see if that does anything
>>580080292why not host rooms here and ban the hog? Kek
>>580080292it will never get better
>>580075082Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
GOD MY HANDS ARE SO ASS TODAY
>>580080292just wait 3 weeks for the next CM gwo
>>580080095
>>580080280I would had date only one uma if there were different cutscenes, but it's pretty much useless.
realistically speaking, how much stamina would I need to go without a recovery as an endchud this CM?
I NEED to cum inside of Matikanefukukitaru! It'll be a good luck charm before she races in the Kikuka Sho!
>>580080491~1000+
>>580078259Jiggiebwos... I'm sorry, I won't sort pieces by color anymore, or space-gather them... don't leave me, please...
>>580080292if this scenario gave free stamina like mant, people would run way more interesting uma + hog instead of sending in clanked debuffers and 1 hog.
>>580080405naruhodo...
>>580080513
>>580080280More than umas deserve to be loved. Bourbon is next.>>580080301I'm sorry that you have such poor taste
>>580080491Now that's one sexy mare.
>>580080491Going for 1k stam in GL sounds like torture, so you need at least 800 + 1 gold. Probably even more now that sloptubers announced that global are understamming so stam debuffers are definitely more impactful
Falco's default stand is so slutty from the back
>>580080405>763 stamOHNONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA
We wouldnt be in this deboof hell, if red skills also friendly fire
>>580080660AT LEAST 29 KIDS! MINIMUM!
>>580080742with those recoveries he should be fine, it's a Medium CM not a Long one
>>580080719the legendary two-tailed umamusume...
>>580080405where is your xog inherit bwo
>>580080405My funny cat is also doing ok against oguri but bourbon chain didn't finish so she's getting killed by enemy front rather easily
>>580080692>more than umasWanted to say all my umas then remembered I have Ryan and Doto in my stable and fucked up swapping to "more than 1 uma".That what I get for posting while still groggy from my nap
>>580080712yeah stamina debuffs in this one are probably going to hurt way more against all uma that arent oguri.
>>580080868Enjoy dying out in a double murmur , double ASE lobby
>>580080868hope he likes getting debuffed to hell
>>580080839Luv me orange wife
>>580080491you need 1600 stam + 2 golds to survive quad deboofers
>>580080942>>580080963people play more dominator rather than murmur
>>580080405garbage
>>580078830
>>580080967Good fortune comes your way with a Fuku wife!
i got a job offer as a fresh graduate going for 2.5k USD converted (so you wont know where im from lol) per month as a lab analystit is mediocre pay for a degree holderbad thing is that it is a shitty small local company ideally i would want to be in a big company like pfizer or lonza or some other shit like that but no luck so farive been seeking for a job post graduation for like 5 months and this is my first offer so far after plenty of interviewsi think the scene for fresh grad here is kinda cookedshould i take ituma musume
>>580081175Kris Sex and Logocutie.....
oomerdarcheez
>>580080967I too love my orange wife.
>>580081262>sub 30k/yearis this a lot in the swagappines
>>580081262yes you retard nothing stops you from looking for another job while you take this offer
>>580081262we know its you SEApy
>>580081262yeah, take ityou don't want to be in a big corpo during 2027
>>580079491getting below 1500 speed is about as bad as getting 1100 speed was in MANT. It's a tough line to hit, even if your uma has 20% speed growth.
>>580081262>should i have a roof over my head and food on my table or noI don't know. You can always job hop once you have experience on your resume. Like how some people do with clubs here: build up their resume and move a rank.
>>5800812622.5k USD is more than the 0 USD you have now. Take the job, continue to look for work while at the job, get experience and connections that you can use to sell yourself to other jobs.
>semifinal>no OYLSurely Natie will do the needful next turn
>>580080868She survives one Neicha, 2 can be a bit RNG, it's good enough desu >>580080902Looks good other than no TTL/Early Lead, yeah. With Fronts being rare I think it will be fine enough for the CM even without the Bobo skill>>580081063rude
>>580081547Chain events stops working in the finals bwo...
>>580081547>>semifinalbwo?you know events dont trigger past the holiday season event in senior year, right?
>>580081547Chain events don't appear beyond senior late december I think
>>580081547it's a guarantee
>>580081409wtf
>>580081262Try it, at least you get some experience to put in your resume, which is more important than the degree nowadays.if you live in a place where you can afford stuff with such payment and you like the job, then it wouldn't be so bad.
>>580081262You take anything you can get in this marketI work a shitty job making less than that with a MA
>>580081535boss of this gym
>>580081629>>580081651>>580081653Shit
>>580081262>ive been seeking for a job post graduation for like 5 months and this is my first offer so far after plenty of interviewsyou should ask how long the offer is good for so you can do as many of the other interviews you have lined up as you can and see what else comes through
>>580081262You take what you can in this economy if something better appears later down the line you can always resign
>>580081262do you like getting money now after 5 months of being a leech or continuing to hope for potential cash flow that will most likely never come (its been 5 months nigga)Then yes take the JO
>>580081262Yes, take it as long as you can make a living with that wage. The most important step after graduation is to get the foot into the door and get some work experience. I had a similar problem after graduation. Converted I went from 80'000 annually to 130'000 usd after 3 years with a new job.t. also in pharma sector
>>580081545Already knew what was coming and yet I kept watching.
>>580081571come on man this soundpost is too good to be posted randomly without contest
It's time
>>580081545lame, it should have been Kris S
>>580080719
I got offered a job as a trainer but I don't want to get raped what do I do
>>580081869Falco minutes before getting bred by her beloved trainer
I went from 300000 to 0. Over a year now. Help...
>>580080967UMANKO
>>580081914Recruit one of the Mejiros. They don't rape their trainers at all.
>>580081796I'm 12 days from OguriFAT, and will jump to Fuji as soon as possible. I can probably get her by the time 2 anni comes around
There's the singaporean sweepy posterAnd a swagapino sweepy poster What made her be claimed by SEA
that was a long jong game thank you
>>580081995Relentless attention seeking
>>580081784
>>580081545It would have been a piece of art with Kris's ulthttps://youtu.be/bExK6uPnfGc
>>580082038Wife Motion....
>>580081995>There's the singaporean sweepy poster>And a swagapino sweepy posterthey're the same person I just like teasing the sweepypoorean poster for being filipino for no reason
>>580075806thanks for the game jongchachos
I need a man to stretch me out
>>580081373One of the funniest umas in the entire franchise
Haro Haro~
>>580081995The "dev" for Sweepybot was SEALemon (dick don't work) avafagged with Sweep and is from SEA
>>580081462I feel like I have to do this to the speed button almost the entire time to even have a chance, maybe Wit if I get a rainbow on it. It really leaves no room for other stats at all and even with 17 Stamina sparks I'm having trouble hitting over 800 without gimping myself on Wit or Speed (and even then Wit still sometimes goes sour no matter what I do). It's just so tiring.
>>580082269Yes, Nature it's critical to the plot don't mention it
>>580082332
>>580081510>>580081517holy goycattle mentality
>>580082313Does she come with the meal?
>>580082360Kek
>>580082313Why does she say nano
>>580082332>deleted for "no troll posts outside /b/"now we know what side the jannies are on
mambluds
Here we go again
>>580082360
Danchou said he's holding a club election at the end of this month and the winner will be the new elected Danchou.But both of the available candidates have ties to /Uma/Club
>>580082280One of the COOLEST umas in the entire franchise!
>>580082654Still crazy to me for how clean of a shot this was
Did you ever use physical violence on your Uma?
Fucking filthy gaijins stop raping someone's family you creeps
>>580082736what, I misread it as club erection, I think i sent the wrong pictures...
I'm going to Taco Bell, anyone want anything?
Are there any important cards coming up? I took a break for a while.
>>580075292Should have joined /uma/chan when you had the chance.
>>580082815I would never
>>580082845Your brown.
>>580082815An uma can fold me in half, I dont think that's a smart idea
>>580082815I slapped my trainee's butt once to show her how inappropriate that is but she didn't seem to hate it
>>580082892Can't you just kick one of the bots if more real players want to join
>>580082936We all know they would never seriously retaliate
>>580082885> :Dwhat the fuck
>>580082886ramonuwit bobo for fr*nt players
>>580082892just kick one of your trillion calnkers in favor of a human
>>580082885Your Baja Blast??
>>580081869cute pic d00d
>>580082892>botter club
>>580082892any college footballers in the chat
so this is how we beat the umaclub villains.... with clankers..... sad!!!
>>580083113I do have a lot of fronts but I was thinking of messing around with another slot. I'd like to pull the uma banner next if possible. Umas for reference
Do we remove /uma/chan from the list for blatantly cheating?
>>580083194I have baja blast at home. I like this orange version better, but I do need to restock on the original.
>>580082981>>580083114>just kick the clankers who do 15M/day to let a flatliner inI wouldn't if it were me
>twitter tourist hours
>>580083257That is fantastic bait or a total self report it's hard to tell which.
>even the characters that are supposedly most for (you) just give a brief gender neutral show of appreciation on valentine's and that's it>everything is left ambiguous so anyone can headcanon anything they want>there will never be any real satisfying romance in this gameWhat's the point?
>>580083359just pull the umas you like. not worth chasing "meta" ones
>>580083042Don't worry about it. At first I didn't know what you were talking about.
>>580082892How do I report bots to cygods
>>580083359Wit Bourbon is mandatory for every front because it has golden groundwork. Everyone else will want Ramonu. So if you want to commit to fronts you're going to have to make a tough decision....
He's going all out again today.
>>580082892>no /uma/ in bio>his id was never posted here>none of his former clubs are from hereinteresting
i accurately calculated that i can afford today and tomorrow all the borrow runs (so 5) without using the refill
>>580083416Holy
This guy in our club is taking too long to respond to my advances.
fine... i will respond to the offer by the end of the week...meanwhile i'll see if any other interviews come in or notmy neet days are coming to an end...
>>580083493I just don't want to be inconvenienced by not having a card with a skill everyone will want.The only uma I'm waiting for is Still in Love, and she's years away still I'm sure.
>>580083482stop using my picture for these posts....>>580083680
>>580083562Why are you stalking my clubdacchis
>>580083612Answer them tomorrow you fool. You can still look on the side if you want, but get that job
>>580083696The anti-yuri schizo moves on to something new in a few days. Just don't give him any attention in the meantime.
>>580083735you bragged about your club filling up, so i looked at your newest member
anon wanted fan deck and schedule suggestions, dozo
>>580083680The big important cards are wit ramu and speed pasa. You can start from there for your planning
>>580083871They took a page out of Bricked, recruiting non-/uma/ anons
>>580083359Wait for the Kitasan + Diamond new year banner if you really wanna roll uma since there's a 100 free rolls there. If you wanna metafag I'll be honest, it's probably too late for this scenario so save carats for the next one.
>>580083874Do we get carats from winning non-G1s?
>>580083612You're growing up so fast...
>>580083416bro is loaded on soda.Btw I tried american Dr. Pepper and it tasted SO much better than the shit we have here in europe.
if dream journey called me husband I would cum instantly
Epic
>>580082892>stolen club>full of clankers>non-/uma/ members>lame uma as the club's faceNo thanks. Even /uma/ club is miles better than you
>>580084025I think it's a 2% chance of getting carats as a race reward, but only for G1s. I could be wrong, though.
/uma/chan is not an /club/ it's a VF affiliated cheating club
>>580084069>bro wants more artifical shit in his food stuff
>>580084197blacklist
Umas for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/asYU67yULcQ
>>580084069>this is what club mergers want
post bangershttps://youtu.be/T-s6v8gGDmA
>>580084069Why did you think all the euros wanted to take ranch home?
>It's another "all three songs require Vi points and the training doesn't give me any before the concert" momentI swear you need a fucking spreadsheet to play this scenario but even that isn't enough when all you get are options that drain the tokens you need right before the songs
>listening to Goldberg Variations>reading Imaizumi>clanking run about to finish so I can keep loopingSundays are so fucking comfy
>>580084469just get lucky??? lmao???
>>580084469Luck is a skill.
>>580083696>my dad got me an air frier as a gift>I have absolutely no clue what to do with itI mean I have a pan and an oven so... why would you use an air fryer in the first place?
another one
>>580084469and perversely it seem really common for all three tech choices to require the same token, so managing your stash is much more difficult than it needs to be
ohoho deswa
motherfuckers ordering some tacobell meanwhile I just fried 2 eggs, baked some potato wedges and boiled some vegetables
>>580084469it's why u date the hag to reset the token gacha
>>580084536Luck is a talent
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>580084469>Pa is usually ok to dump junior year>keep 21 Pa/Vi for 2 sp song>keep 21 Da/Vo/Co for 3 sp song>keep a lot of Da/Vi for 10% songs>otherwise spend highest coinThat's usually all I do and that's resolved most of my song issues. The only time I get screwed now is if my coin generation overall is complete shit or it just doesn't give me any good songs.
>>580081262try the job for a year and look for something else if you don’t like itjobs aren’t for getting rich, they are for survival
>>580077474my danchou would never danchou please kill the flatliner
>>580084550I don't see the point of an air fryer, myself. I'd probably use an instant pot, those are helpful, but it's not exactly necessary either. I use 3 frying pans, a saucepan, a 6 quart stock pot, an oven, and a rice cooker.
What did we learn
>>580084749Ah shit I meant to post the hand job animation and advice in separate posts. Oh well.
>>580084747I will not socialize with you
>>580084025only got carats from G1 and URA finals so far
>>580084857danchous can give up too
HASHIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBLOOOOOOOOOOW MY GAAAAAAY
>>580084550>>580084839Air fryer for me is mainly just a more convenient oven. Preheats more quickly and cooks things a bit faster. I'd probably use my oven more if I didn't use it for pan storage, though, since taking out all the pans to use it is half the reason I don't want to use it.
>>580078605just get lucky and git gud Vega brochachoGroup A finals will come to you
Rape...
>>580078605People refuse to hit to buttons 4 times a day, holy shit
>>580084550You chuck frozen food into it and forget
evens i kick the flatties nowodds i wait for the event tmmr to see if they magically start doing runs
>>580085096put all your pans on the very bottom rack, and use the other racks for baking/roastingthat's what I do.
us
>>580085360Some of them are not oven-safe
>>580085345please dont be my danchode
>>580085493and me as Taiki Shuttle
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/EhpAT5https://jiggie.fun/EhpAT5
>>580083373they're not on the list and they're not going to be added. new players don't need to be directed to a blatant botting club when the rest of our established clubs are often not full
>>580084550it's for lazu ass niggas who want to microwave all their food but dont want to get called slobs
Is there actually a cap of how many carats you can get from careers?
>>580085345Just do it now. They'll do a small boost and it will be harder for you to find newfags
Kris S propaganda
>>580085701Only a few more months
>>580085701babymaking sex with kris s
>>580084749Ironically enough it's not even the SP songs that are ever the problem, it's always the +stat filler songs that line up to screw me>>580084638This is the part that always gets me, I know I need to save certain types of tokens but then I get three options that require the same one and I get screwed immediately after, or even worse it's a 50-50 between two types and I get screwed on the one I pick
>>580085046Brown is indeed good for me
>>580085701sesso rompi letti con kris s
>>580083696just bought a 6.2L ninja air fryer as an early birthday gift after seeing this post any recommendations?
>>580085821Yeah
symboli kris s?more like symboli kiss s
>>580085701brown wife... good life...
>>580085701Imagine how big they will get once she is pregnant
glad to see that I share a general with so many anons with good taste
qt
>>580085519>non-oven safe pansdo you even use them? Throw that shit out
>>580085919You really just chuck in frozen fried stuff that you don't cook in a microwave like fries and nuggets for 10 minutes and they're done
>>580085919You can make baked carrots and potatos in it. It's what I usually do as a side dish for chicken
Your wife
>>580075082any jongers?
brown hours
>>580086401perchance
>>580086401cheaters
>>580086240They're not mine to throw out, but I use a non-stick once in a while
my wife
I need umas to be bigger
I'm getting sick of the ERP faggotry happening in Uma&Co club chat and discord. Anybody open clubs need an ~8mil fan per day mule?
>>580086401Why do you ask /uma/ and not /mjg/?
>>580086616mambo
>>580086616Id?
>>580086545This one is pretty big
>>580086401I'm on a lose streak
>>580086649nta but there's some real weirdos in /mjg/. We obviously have those here too but our weirdos don't know how to play mahjong
>>580086670239311174351
>>580086616Mambo welcomes you
>>580086616The Autobots will gladly accept wayward trainers next earth cycle (October).
>>580086229Gold City smile in my heart
>>580086401no one who posts in /uma/ plays games. neither videogames nor card games.
>>580086401we JUST had a jong
>>580086616>>580075970
The deep-sea fish loves you forever
>>580086938Where is Eris
My barefoot Daring gf
do faggots really erp in club chat or do anons just say they do in order to manufacture drama? my club jokes about raping danchou and censor-kun, but there's no erp at all.
>>580086745>don't know how to playI feel attacked by this statement>>580086896>nor card gamesCorrect, I read legal agreements on yugioh cards
i'm about to buy that new strip mahjong game and goon all long weekend
another day another no manual careers played
>>580086990next cour......
>>580086938but what about second jong?
>get manhattan cafe>cute>loved the story>love her personality>check kit to plan how to use her on a cm>gamba that's better used as an end but loses the gold healLame
https://youtu.be/KORFvwnW9ok
>>580087107I would do a 2nd jong but I'm watching a VOD on my 2nd screen and playing poe2 and LOOPING
>>580087107I will kill your tiny hobbit ass for making that joke/referencehttps://youtu.be/PPd1cil2xgQ https://youtu.be/LXUjwVXsWrU?t=91
After a gazillion Dia runs I finally got the ticket
I can make a jong lobby butIts gonna be in ffxiv
>>580086364my wife?
>>580086896I play many games but I don't go around telling everyone because this is not my blog
>I am a 37 year old Boomer in a relationship with Urara>Despite the age gap she is deeply, madly in love with me>Irregardless, sometimes I get insecure about my Boomerness and try to act like a Gen Z Zoomer but I just come off as a Dorky Dad>I have a massive foot fetish and she loves indulging me in it>She loves seeing how happy she can make me just from her Stinky Smelly Soles and purposely makes them stinky and smelly just for meMe: Chat, is this real? Is this real life? Type 1 in the chat if I have warm soft moist sweaty smelly stinky cheesy vinegary girlfeets in my face! Yooooo these stinky girlfeets are fire, bro! I rate their stinkiness a 6.7...out of 5! These soles are absolutely lit AF!! These stinky smelly girlfeets have mad aura, no cap! They ain't mid bruh; they outstink EVERY other pair of girlfeets, no diff!Urara: Ummmmmmmmmm...! Anon, I love you despite the age gap! You don't have to act like a Gen Z Zoomer for me! I love you just the way you are! I love you despite the fact that you are 37! I really do! Just sgush and let me rub my smelly soles all over your face! <3
Is there really enough horsefuckers who play jong for 3 rooms?
>>580087316She's such a cutie
>>580087009I'm dead serious. It's been this way for a few weeks now.
>>580087316bro no she's going to make you into a father of 3
Be honest /uma/, out of the last 100 runs, how many were auto?I think its probably around 97-98/100 for me
>>580087421what drives a person to do this all the time
>>580087404/mjg/ had an uma league team, so... yes
>>580084380i can't be bothered to clip out the one from the live i saved on nyaa, so i'll link the audio one uploaded by some gookhttps://youtu.be/upUFbiLjHnQ?si=z28uKvo9SKWRTBmMshe sounds so fucking winded, kek
>>580087421I find it hard to believe, that it is real.
>>580087462OF 3 DOZEN? PLEASE
>>580087419>a room (singular)???>>580087462YES!
>>580087489I havent done a manual run in 2-3 weeks so it's probably been all auto
>>580087396(you)r wife
>>580087421>don't believe it>anon posts evidence>thinks anon shooped it because how can such faggotry really existI'm really reaching at this point, aren't I
>>58008748990I did some manuals every now and them for the cms
>>580087594Those are some lascivious breasts
>>580087403didn't read
>>580086673not big enough
>>580087421I thought my club was bad with the random cusses and slurs
>>580087421Yikes
>>580087421>bwc my beloved>V on the waySomething aint right
>>5800874212 balding 30+ y/o men wrote this btw
>>580087594>trainer refuses the massageI'd never
>>580087662What the hell? She's my wife too
>>580087489100
>>580086364Sorry, I'm already married to another.
>>580087781remember that picture of the uma cosplaying faggots anon posted on Friday? that's what I think of when I read shit like >>580087421's pic related
>>580087829brian CUTE
>>580087725NOT BIG ENOUGH
>>580087829Brian sex!
>>580087551I'm singling out these two faggots because they're especially bad, but they're not the only ones.
Im the only /uma/ poster with a BWC and I would never engage in /uma/&co's perfidious schemes
>>580087421
>>580087421Umama did this in other club too?
>>580087403did read
>>580087421kek what the absolute fuck am I looking at OP
>>580087829Some subtle tanlines would've been glorious
Narita
>>580087983Dunno why you would stay, if its real. I would have left a long time ago
>jealous jerry
>>580087793
>>580087983Wasn't V a flipWhat happened to BWC Umama you whore
>>580087983Fucking yikes
>>580087917haven't seen this image in a while4 is the best, 5 if i'm feeling it. 6 if mixed in with other suitable fetishes. glad i never got into anything above 7.
>>580088098
>>580087983Who else is there
>>580088139Cute
splosh splash
Don't let your trainee steal what is supposed to be YOUR rest day, /uma/!
>>580087983>they're not the only onesHmm maybe the whole club is just cursed
>>580088098Narita?
Remember what they took from us
Have another
>>580087983dios mio
>>580088359>you want dom dom? i will dom dom you
>>580087983I thought /uma/ just erposted ironically
>>580088359>>580087983I salute you soldier for these
>>580088214My favorite is 0 because I always forget it and then I see and burst laughing every single time
>>580084668I'm gonna cook pasta for dinner tonight don't worry
>>580087421I would like to take a moment to appreciate all the people in my club for being well mannered gameplay enjoyers and overall good anons.
>>580087983what club is this? Holy shit that's disgusting
>>580088414DIE! STOP BEING FUNNY!
>>580087983>>580088359Curren would say all of this >>580088414Gempost LMAO
Really not beating the "worse than /v/ma" allegations.
>>580088463samei'll gladly take the relatively quiet chats over this anyday
>>580088359
>>580088585peak male sex appeal, her and CB
SALUTE TO OUR STRONGEST SOLDIERTHE UMA&CO SPYSALUTE
My club has been completely devoid of gooners until a Hishiama toraina showed up to send messages about sex and feet daily
i'm in the illegal gambling hall playing mahjong
>>580088463Yeah my club bros are cool too
>>580087710Rubbing stinky smelly cheesy vinegary Uma girlfeets so hard that their smelly rubs off on your hands and you purposely avoid washing them so that you can smell stinky smelly Uma girlfeets whenever you want and people you talk to can smell them too so they know that you are a stinky smelly cheesy vinegary girlfeets rubbing chad!
sometimes i forget how many genuine psychos use this webzone
>>580088414Incredible post>>580088463I also love my club of chill dudes that just talk about the game and cms
I'm never doubting Shiroaki-sama ever again.
>these are 13 year olds
>>580088315I will never forgive them
>>580087421>>580087983>>580088359Real talk what is the dancho doing?
rape
>>580088759And nobody is interested in their saggy tits.
>>580088787Nothing because he is friends with V before even global came out
>>58008875913+13 is 26 so its ok if I fuck them both at the same time
>>580088720>think what we got here is genuine psychoYou shouldn't be here Todd you're in 4th grade
>>580088827speak for yourself
>>580088787He's irl friends with VV played some gay ass game called Pathfinder before infesting this general
>>580088680telling ya, it's all teh same "schizo", all one guy samefagging, then crying at others "for doing the same".ntr? trash poster. stegoCHAD? bait poster, attracting the trash poster/schizo. antiJP fag? schizo that's also the trash poster. pedos? no idea, could be someone unrelated
>>580087421someone left my club to join THIS?
umamusume saggy tits on my face
>>580088841
>>580088315
>>580088951I wanted in on the action
>>580088787watching
>>580088835>>580088935Proof?
>>580088787he doesn't care, these are ads for the club, all publicity is good publicity. >>580088935>playing tabletop with a brown erpfagi would rather die unironically
>>580089042
>>580088359>non lethally
>Uma&Co still at 30/30I thought the anon was going to leave...
>>580089045I would get banned if I posted his whole account
>>580088315Festa ZR...
>>580089045kill yourself V
>>580088909>they're cloningAnd I'm gonna make sure they clone with my genes mixed
>>580088315they gave her her sauce back with her new alt. does it even matter anymore. does anything matter at all?
>>580089126post more
>>580089008HISHIAMA SEXOOOwe were ROBBED though the design they ended up with is still great, especially her wedding outfit
>>580089126How proof they irl friend?
Musuderb
>>580089119I've decided I like the attention and I will keep you guys updated.
>>580087421>>580087983>>580088359
>>580088359>>580087421>>580087983GRIM
>>580087462But that..........would imply.........sex.............................................................with Umas............................................
>>580088463I've had this thought too minus the gameplay enjoyes part, not sure how engaged with the game they are but oh well
>>580089221>9 months after the nuptials
I don't want an Uma gf, I just want an Uma bro to hang out and be lewd with when I'm feeling lonely
>>580088761
>he joined a discord clubnot even the first /vg/ general to have open ERP sadly, not even by a long shot
>>580089059He'd be a perfect example of no tabletop is better than bad tabletop
>>580089284Please do, hero
>>580089374you fucker made me spit out my drink
on an unrelated note blow my gale has started to grow on me bros. Can you recommend me something similar? I tried searching 'rock ballad' as was stated on that uma personality quiz but all that came out was boomer music
release the umama sex tape
>>580089416retard
>>580089374City would want BBC
>>580088315I like original orfevre a lot
>>580089409So Transcend?
>>580089267That legwear is sex!
>>580089374Kek, based edit
>>580089423Of course not, have you seen /ffxivg/???>>580089374Kek
>>580089409You'll marry your uma bro down the line too.
>>580089397
>>580089409That's what a girlfriend is
>>580087192>>gamba that's better used as an endHow do you figure out stuff like this? I've heard this about Cafe before but never understood whyMy knowledge is still just "mid race speed good" and "late race accel good"
hmmm... the drama addicted currenbwo is weirdly silent nyow....
can we stop fulfilling their exhibitionist/humiliation fetishes next thread
>>580089593>>580089397Allen!?
>>580089526We got the inferior version wtf
i squirt handfuls of italian dressing into my hands and slurp it up as a snack
>>580089374City is built for BIC (Big Indian Cock). She would melt if you whispered Hindi in her ear.
>>580089337S-SEX? W-WITH UMAS?????
>>580089416i still think making Daitaku a zoomer is the funniest shit the translator has ever done.
>>580089661Unused design so good it's got like 600 pictures on danbooru
>>580089738
Join Uma&Co today!!!
>>580089813>>>/r/eddit
>>580089469>rock ballad>all that came out was boomer musicWorking as intended then
>>580089813it works well enough, it's just retarded faggots complaining that don't even play the game
>>580089642Playing her as end guarantees her skills to proc which require positioning, and ensure maximum gains because her unique and siphon proc on the 5 umas front, which more likely will be less if she's late surger.
>>580089526I prefer the OG we got.It fits more with the IRL horse.
>>580089882Post someone else (not those 2) ERPing
>>580089857
Uma&Co danchou should make every member participate in an ERP session with Umama to discover who the spy is.
>>580089827Why did they do that shit to her I read somewhere it looks like something from a budget genshin clone and I can't unsee that since please don't tell me that's the reason
Anon if you wanted to get Umamabussy or V BWC you could just ask them directly You don't have to broadcast the company secrets to get their attention
>>580089661the new champion umamusumes are all boring. good thing tmoppy was released early otherwise she would be another boring bitch
Gold City is actually built for love and marriage.
>>580089882
>>580090142>V BWC HE WISHFILTHY SEANIGGER
Umamabussy or V BWC
>>580089593Hishi Amazon gave birth to Hishi Borea?!
>>580090142V has a brown 6cm penis though, umama told me
>>580090142>V>BWC
the face of umamusume
>>580090142nyoooticing
>>580090142V wrote this while ban evading again
>>580090173Then why is she such a BITCH
>>580090173>Coal City
Yeah i'm thinking something like thisTHoughts? I missed something?
>>580089738oxymoron
>>580090316what does she even do besides eating
You guys wanna help me brainstrom how to furniture a corner of my room?
>>580090404kill him
>>580090404>femboy
>>580090337Is there a page 2 to this?
>>580090249someone post her, I can't find the pic
Why is a SEA claiming to have BWC, thats like, cultural appropiation dude, I feel insulted
>>580090340Do you have ruby and kris S to play lates? You either have to ticket ruby and cope on longs... Or pull on ancestors
>>580089469Rock music has become a boomer genre tbdesu.Idk there's a bunch of anime-adjacent bands that sounds similar, but without the ensemble element. Really depends what exactly it is you like about blow my gale (it's a pretty good song, I like it)
>>580090015Sorry, bro. Umama has an psycho autism fit every day and fills the in-game chat with stickers to clear it.
eat train fuck race
>>580089359Wh-What is she implying?
>>580090542I have Zero lb ruby yeah and no Kris S sadly
>>580090553In the discord??
>>580090592>>580090592>>580090592baking a bit earlier so we won't get a sloppaalso it's sundayalso update the banners for the next bread since tama and inari will be there
>>580090340400 on Pokke or bust unless
this bready is moldymake another one baker-san onegai
>>580090115I'd bet it's danchou himself who is providing us with the leaks.
>>580090548If I like chester's linkin park, where does it put me?
>>580090536SEA larps as whites, same thing as pakis and jheets larping as blacksIf you see those words used unironically on any context, you know where the poster is, and promptly ignore because nothing good comes from those places
>>580090594Umama is white?
>>580090334That's just how love works sometimes. You can be her Al Bundy.
>>580087983>>580087421You guys always post the funny stuff when I'm not around
>>580090631There's only 1 long CM in GM so you can just cope once
>>580090648i probably wiill do that,. there is no chance i get both Laureilei and Neo for 400 rolls heh...
>>580090340pick one between laurel and neo and ticket the otherroll on dia wit /dura banner
>>580090691A guy in his early 30s with bad music taste if I had to guess
>>580090731what the fuck is her problem? torena didn't say anything wrong?!?!??!
>>580090825>roll on dia wit /dura bannerWhat is it? Show me
>>580090340dia wit (+ duramente speed) during l'arc
The funniest part in all this is that the spy prefers to drown himself in others' cum than to join /uma/ club
>>580091042He's leaking it for us which makes him a chadSeethe V
>>580090976Actually, he did.
>>580090985nta but lates need this wit card. The banner comes with 100 free pulls at least.Duramente is also a solid second speed card alongside Pasa, especially for those that dont have Pokke. Her gold is also more universally applicable (though both her and Pokke get mogged by SiL speed later)
uma&co is gonna lose their top earners because danchou is too much of a spineless faggot to tell the fags to stop. enjoy inviting more daily sub 1 million earners who pretend to be on business trips danchou
>>580088463minna...yasashi na...
>>580090594Is this actually Umama
>>580091343Doubt anyone is gonna leave but if I see like 3 ppl leaving next month I'm jumping ship too
>>580091424Yes!
>>580091447Yeah idk if they were actually bothered by it they probably woulf have left already
>>580091343will somebody please just join /Uma/ Clubu? it's a wholesome club and it would make a big difference right now
>>580090340if you're on a budget honestly i'd consider skipping pokke and splurging on dia/dura
you should join Mambo instead
>>580092215rank? it may be a gay club but i still get A+ carats
>>580092215Please no poaching
>>580092215This is quite literally getting what you deserve
>>580092382A+/S exactly Rank 100 at the moment
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