Previous: >>580075082>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
trainer rape
Digitan LOVE
No more feeding exhibition fetishes, keep this thread clean.
>he waifus this
ryan LOVE
let's leave behind that baggage behind the previous thread shall we
>>580090592Nyerm I don't like sunday
wahey
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club (no trooncord or gay shit happeningJoin now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
You should visit Neo Tomakomai.
>>580090592
Please refrain from talking about any of the following topics in this thread>Umama>V >BWC or other types of peniiThanks
Fuji Kiseki
>>580090931is this part of a series because it looks kino
>>580090909I love Rulership
>>580090946plap plap spurt spurt sploosh sploosh
Honestly this just makes me want to join Uma&co because I love drama and retards, I would love to have my own personal court jesters in club chat
>>580090797Most umas sniff their trainers clothes
post cows
>no Sunday Derby for weeks nowm-marvelous..!
>>580090969>lesbian
>>580091041Ok V
Good night friends!!
>>580091047I want to be Ruby's trainer, then cheat on her with Helios
Mambo!
>>580091041If you join you must partake as wellBut with grok I guess it's easy to blend in
>>580090946That's not the plural form...
>>580091087you can host it yourself
>game says i will have 700 rolls when Duramemte speed will comePls unironically tell me are they must have? Why? How? Ty
>>580090969Her trainer is so lucky
>>>580090536SEAs are based and honorary whites for sure
>>580091049Which is why they need to stop going into our rooms
YOU WANT DOM DOM? I GIVE YOU DOM DOM
>>580091158If I do, will you host jong?
>we gave up soulful sunday marathons for Uma&co's court jesters.
i should host marv sunday race to advertise recruit
>>580091084
>>580091316perchance
>>580091219you just need 400 (actually 300 because 100 are free) you're fine BWO
>>580091286THIS JUST MADE ME LAUGH SO HARDThe layers of irony within this phrase and image is something else
>>580091219Like I said here >>580091264 the wit card is more important than Dura speed, especially if you plan on pulling for Pokke.
>>580091286
>>580091334good sloppa
>>580091219Duramente is a top tier speed card but doesn't last very longDia is a must have for late surgers and late surger is by far the strongest style for a while when she's released
Umamabussy...
>>580091219Duramente is strong but not recommended for f2poors>>580091425That guy takes into account those pulls into the maximum
>>580091264Lets do this in this thread>d speed card alongside Pasa, especially for those that dont have PokkeDoes she power-creeps Pokke? Maybe i dont need Pokke then and it is better to roll something like Sound of Earth?
>>580091219if you're going all-in on lates, Duramente is worth it. Otherwise just MLB Pasa and skip Dura. I'm only doing 200 rolls on the scenario banners from now on, fuck those cards. I'll get 0-1lb Pal card and borrow the current scenario card like Guts Orfe. I can't afford things otherwise. Dunno what your carat stash is right now, but that's what I'm doing/would recommend.>t.85k carats, pic related pull plan
Gold City is for love and marriage.
The funniest part in all this is that the spy prefers to drown himself in others' cum than to join /uma/ club
How would you deal with a super-clingy obsessive Uma who was madly in love with you and NEEDS to have sex with you and I mean she NEEDS your cock inside her?
>>580091286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW3HcaayfeY
>>580091590I mean, it's funny as hell
Someone is jealous
>>580088909what was gold ship's mom actually like? all i know about her is that stego is her dad
>>580091590Ok Allen
>>580091572No
>>580091652McQueen was her dad. She hated Stego and Gold Ship, would constantly kick both of them.
>>580091002same
>>580091519>4 uma banners in a rowdwo.....
nonny status?
>>580091590This furthers my theory he only posts out of jealousy because he wants to be spitroasted by those guys
>>580090996Your Shadow Tracen Academy
>>580091779wait wtf? how is stego related then?
>>580091590the only people leaking anything are the 2 erping attention whores
i fucked my tranny friend and i liked it
So this is why they've been losing CM's... they're too busy to actually play the game
>>580091510>does she power-creep PokkeI think power-creep is a bit of a harsh way of putting it. She's a pretty marginal upgrade compared to how much better Pokke would be for you instead of running Pasa alongside Kita or Tachyon. She also only lasts half as long since Still in Love speed will replace both of them.>Sounds of EarthGood card, great for Creeklets even, but comes with no free pulls and has a shelf life of ~8 months before being replaced by Shakur stamina who actually comes with 100 freebies, so a hard ask since many people will have simply used vouchers on Creek to mlb her by the time SoE releases.
>>580091117goodnight babydacchi
>>580091886Stego fucked Point Flag to make Gold Ship.
>>580091779So she wouldn't be opposed to hatefucking oyakodon...Interesting...
>>580091924me next then?
>>580091624
>>580091793I might skip Tarumae (I'll read her 4 chapters before deciding, she's S tier hot but I'm not sure of her personality yet), but I need these umas. I need them. Especially Brian and CB, even though I'm mostly a frontfag.
>>580092008ancient unc joke
>>580091976so mcqueen wasnt her dad then...
>>580091117
>>580091908i guess they are indeed leaking...
>>580091976>Stego fucked these umas
>>580091961>tfw you can use Creek all the way until Shakurwhat the fuck........not that I'm complaining, though
>>580092103nta but anon meant that McQueen is Point Flag's dad
>people going wild over obvious baitthis general has really gone downhill
you're telling me THIS is supposed to be the cm demon?
>>580091976>>580092195Stego was raaped
>>580092008good plan, descartes
>>580092237Yes you're just bad
Best Uma for making you feel appreciated even when you aren't being cool?
>>580091652
>>580092237>pace
>>580092307creek
>>580092278Make sense
Ty for answer bros!>>580091480>>580091519Got it, i thinking doing lates and ends, but only because majority of characters i like are ends or latesThat's why i want Pokke, she works on both as far as i know>>580091425>>580091457>>580091480I can see Dia being strong, but i checked Duramente on gametora and i dont see why she is a top tier though?>>580091961I dont see how Duramente can swap Pokke in deck bwo
>>580092278midge deserved it
post brown
Whats the frontkek pull plan looking like
>>580092278God I understand it I wish that were me
This reminds me of that anon who wanted to share dickpics in his club earlier todayMaybe he should join uma&co
>>580092420you roll that banner for dia
>>580092365No
>>580092461
>>580092515>implying that they're not already in uma&co
>>580092515sorry we're 30/30 and danchou wont kick the small earners no matter how hard our officer begs
I love my genius wife!
>>580092461I'll never forgive the japanese
>>580092307Better keep your dick in handhttps://youtu.be/whVtvsZksps
>>580092613He clearly mentioned his clubmates being against that sort of thing, that sound like uma&co to you???
>>580092615Ayumu is a hero in this house and we all love him
>>580092613I would go feral if they were
>>580092212SoE is def an upgrade over Creek but with how rarely you need that much stam output plus a gold recovery most people will simply opt to skip. SoE does have the flexibility of letting you opt for a gold speed skill though, so there's def some solid arguments for pulling for her.>>580092420Duramente has a slightly higher stat output, a gold skill that's just professor of curvature 2 and thus doesnt only work for mediums and longs, and double specialty priority. The free pulls on the banner and her sharing it with a strong wit card also means she's the budget friendlier option, though, like I said, she's more of a "nice to have" vs "definitive and noticable upgrade"
>>580092617>prostitute
>>580092461Sure
>>580090548What I liked about blow my gale is the instrumentals indeed. It would be much appreciated if you can recommend songs that have that techno-orchesrtral thing, it's awesome
>>580092708deadweight danchou. make the call. theres at least 5 more you can cut too
>>580092615there are many ways to beg......
>>580092461Gladly>>580092847I'm so envious of your for you page
>>580093037everyone loves Curren ChanEven women
>>580092930We're a family and we stick together in these troubling times
cm19 status?
TAIKI SHUTTLE everybody!
>>5800931160 aces 0 ace runsNot until I get a 9* stam parent finally
>>580093116clanking parents until 3 days before registration
>>580092461Brown love
>>580093202literally me aswell, I'm only done with 1 GP so far
why dont you guys poach the uma&co top earners? reach out to them and ask
post whites
Forgive me King Halo....
>>580093276my erp game is weak
>>580093291King Halo agreeing to NTS...
>>580092595
>>580093116>>580093171HOLY FUCK I LITERALLY GOT IT 1 FUCKING MINUTE AFTER MAKING THAT POST, MY FIRST 9 STAMTHAT WAS MY LAST BORROW OF THE DAY TOO
>>580093276Is your ERP game better than V's? You can only poach the Umama if you can make her cum with words she left /uma/ club for that sole purpose.
>>580092930there arent even 5 people looking for clubs and we are still at A+
>>580092891Idk maybe give these a tryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jECVRY6yS1shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HhgrET-UCEI'll be honest though it's not really my are of expertise (I have the shoegaze braindamage) so you should probably ask again later to see what other anons can recommend
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THE DOGHSIT PINK THE DOGSHIT WHITES
>>580093486>pace chaser
i play open leauge, are there any characters i should be aiming towards?
>>580093526Let's be real nobody is poaching umama anymore
>>580093486>>580093553die
>>580093291first-rate oyakodon tho
>>580093553>>580093486>both stam pacecasherhot period redeem your clanking careers
>>580093486>pace chaser pink>pasa main parentcongrats
>>580093287
>>580093116Wit Oguri waiting room, throwing around end hog runs in the meantime.
>>580093567Its at 3* and 132 affinity so fine by me, I have dist sparks on the 2 gps
How do you pronounce "o7"
>>580093116same as >>580093812I'm only doing fan runs for old danchud right now
Need a full list of the pro and anti ERP members ASAP, spy-sanhttps://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=676905788&sdate=2026-08-01
>>580093605>t.amerimutt
>>580093914I salute IRL
>>580093287stylish
>>580093568Og dober Pot 5 skill works this CM Xog and Yeppers Here's your team bwo
>>580093605I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH KINGU SO FUCKING BAD WHY CAN'T SHE BE REAL I WANT HER MOTHER TO RAPE ME IN FRONT OF HER THEN TAKE ME HOME TRYING TO MAKE LOVE TO ME BUT I'M TOO TAPPED OUT SO SHE ENDS UP CRYING IN MY ARMS HUGGING ME TIGHT ALL NIGHT AND THINGS ARE AWKWARD BETWEEN US BUT SHE STILL TRIES TO GIVE ME A GOOD MORNING KISS DURING BREAKFAST AND JUST CUDDLE FOR THE AFTERNOON
>>580093932>half of the anons I like are from Uma&CoJesus Christ
>>580094035Griffith?
>>580093914Oh seven
>>580094151Why? Only Nitsu and their Danchou are fine
Hello Everyone,Would you join a series of races today if I hosted it? Like a special series of races? Like some sort of Sunday Races perhaps? perchance? permaybe?
>>580093287whites, plural
>>580093914osu
>>580093413
>>580094279you can't just say 'perchance'
>>580094247Beanz is okay, Shoe is fine too, JohnUmamusume and Rorimastah host rooms and are ok
>>580094396I wonder who made this post
>>580094247They are room joiners
>>580094279I think that would be marvelous
>>580091610kek
>>580094279I can throw in my tt team
>>580094279Mayhaps
>>580094396kill yourself beanz
>>580094396I didn't notice Beanz and Rori were in UmaCo. Dunno who the others are though
>>580094279I've missed out on all the marv derbies for the last several months. I'd be ecstatic.
>>580094414I'm not in uma&co if that's what you try to imply
>>580094342that only sets time back a day and she looks pretty far along
>>580091286Do people really get off to that? Not sure if they are retarded or just have awful taste
>>580094396Rorimastah is definitely one of the erp'ers
>>580090592Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>580094396keep living beanz
>>580094279I kinda miss storming the dirt race with other falcobros
>>580094279stop edging and just do it
>>580094560Abortion, then
Am I dumb for going for Ray Romono AND Bourbon wit? I have the 'rats for it and could use some better wit cards.
>>580094583retard
>>580094617>AB+bwo...
>>580094296would the second mare from the left
>>580094591>reddit tachyon
>called out
>>580094683you'll be using both for GM and Ramonu is the second best wit card for other styles (though fronts get the most out of running multiple).You could always wait and see what the 120 free pulls get you. If you can basically guarantee mlb in 400 (or maybe even 200 if you get really lucky), then sure, why not.
>>580094396Umama and V host rooms too, you like them too based on that
>>580094683do you mostly run fronts? Then Wit Bourbon is great. Don't? Skip and pull for a specialized wit card like McQueen.
>>580094837dis neigha naming himself beans
>>580094396wasn't beanz in excelu-oh...
>>580094959I don't, because of threadshitting
>>580094837How did you come up with that name anyway? I've been wondering for a year
>>580095041That's what I eat.
Dragon Welds has been granted a spot on the Breeder's Cup for his victory on the Korea Sprint
and you people wonder why nobody wants to join your clubs
>>580092461what even happens in the Breeder's Cup scenario
>>580095115I see...
>Open le game>Random connection error>Try again>Game opens just fine>Check jukebox>Request BLAZE feat. Narita Brian>Umazing!>Close le game
>>580094959NTA but I don't dislike them for that exact reason even if their buttholes are dripping with each other's semen while in the waiting room I actively dislike anons who flatline but keep on shitposting here all day
We should be nicer to each other
>>580094683No you aren't it's perfectly normal. Bourbon for fronts and Ramonu for everything else>>580094970He literally has 3 fronts in his pull plan
>>580095120I might watch the Breeders Cup in full this year. Playing Gallop Racer 2004 got me to appreciate what a spectacle those days are
>>580094279IMPROMPTU MARVELOUS SUNDAY DERBY RACE RACES!THE RACES CONTINUE! All 5 races will be open at the same time for registration!As usual the races will beSprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile(All races will be random moods for added flavor)PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKINGThe rooms are as following:>SPRINT95948056>MILE 28318309>MEDIUM 75017687>LONG 23899432>DIRT 50120257First race starts in 30 minutes from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
Danchou... wtf are you doing lmao
>>580095231Even that guy?
>>580095369based
>>580095232He's also skipping out on important Fronts like Kita white tho
>>580095336based, MARVELOUS eventhread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>580095445Maybe he is getting her from tickets lol
>>580095374ah well.. you know... ummm... you're putting me in a pretty rough spot here haha
>>580094782
>
>>580095163this
>>580095445>>580095516WTF I need Kita Blanco now?! I didn't even want Kita Negro. My plan was to run HeliPalmer big nige for every CM I have sanity for. Is Kita Blanco that important? I really don't have room to add her to the list.
>>58009533620 more minutes but the slots are running out fast. (besides long). Join join join.
>>580095336THE RETURN OF THE KING
>>580095850/uma/ vs /umaJP/
>>580095976Kita Blanco is 0.1 accel for pos 1-4 in mediums, for fronts any accel is accel and we will slurp it up
any way to guarantee after school stroll or is it just shitter gambling
>>580095976Kitasan Bleached gets some free pulls as well, so you might get lucky.
pretty
>>580096278why is this boy seducing me
>dacchis' one slot filled as soon as they put it up in the same threadwhat's up with that
>>580096291Cow wife number one.....
>>580096278nobody dances like this
>>580096378They're actually a good club
>>580096262sweepy or buying end closer skills, implying no inspiration spark
i won the last 2 cm's doing 3 ace runs only a few hours before day 1 round 1 closed. i dont need to join your dumb custom rooms
>>580096378>serious club with no drama geee anon I wonder
>>580095976She's the strongest medium front runner until NY Ace on top of being a must have parent for medium front and sometimes even pace chasers.>My plan was to run HeliPalmer big nigeGood luck because it's really not a good idea lol
I'm tired Hitler
>>580096378They should've open up sooner...
>>580096435grim
>>580094247>People recognize meDon't do this to me... It will attract schizos
>>580095976Mandatory accel for Mediums plus I'm pretty sure she has a 2nd Fast Learner Event, same for Fujin which makes them both really convenient Aces since FL becomes more and more important with every scenario
>>580096492they have one more slot though. they're getting rid of flatliners
Banchou Cute
>>580096551>FPS:30what plugin is this
nitsu is an epr'er too
>>580096568Why does she have a bandaid on her nose?
>>580096568big fan
>>580096551I'd prefer it if we're referred to as /uma/rivals instead of being doxxed
>>580096641It's my phone's app/overlay that I forgot to disable...
>>580095336We see why the thread quality so low
>>580092816>already preying on her trainerWhy are middle schoolers like this?
gn
This thing still pops up despite watching all these a year ago. Will it ever go away? Will we get Bakushin advice 2 once the sports alt releases?
>>580096698stop acting like a faggot and you'll never be doxxed:^)
>>580096378you couldn't be suggesting it was organized on discord and just posted on /uma/ for plausible deniability?
>>580096479>must-have parenther ult is dogshit when inherited>2.4s @ .15 velocity, .05 accelis shit but it's probably a case of>it's the best you frontfags get so any bit helps
>>580096790sleep tight fukker
>>580096678IRL horse used a shadow roll
>>580096551>don't mention my name it will attract schizoshe saidfrom inside the schizo club
>>580096765>Pandora>middle schoolerGo away with your retarded american mind
nobody knows who am I even though I post a lot phew
>>580096479That's OK. I refused to pull Xog because the skin looks bad. I accepted never winning a medium CM ever again at that stage. I'll fumble through group B in style with my squad of city girls.
>>580096762But it's 3am at SEA?
>>5800968583 weird guys out of 30 don't make a club a club of weirdos
>>580096678It is her way to remember big sis.
>>580096796It goes away when you win your first plat bwo....
>>580096904>retarded American mindanon, that is a serious case of redundancies
>>580096839>.15 velocity,That's literally instant current speed. It's more important than having a 0.25 late-race velocity lol>but it's probably a case of>>it's the best you frontfags get >so any bit helpsSaying this as if fronts don't absolutely destroy XOguri with this skill alone lol
>>580096975Do you think neets sleep when they're supposed to nonny
I want to get out of SS hell
>>580096858>>580096980There are only two(2)!!
>>580096847If I pull it off would he die?
>>580096790
>>580096980>A drop of shit is fine to drink as long as you have enough water
I'm an uma&co top earner and I've never been name dropped.
>>580096858Hiding in plain sight
>Sm*rt F*lconDay ruined
>>580097087never drink tap water ever again
A princess can never beat a king
>>580097054I thought it was a typo at first but you're being a bit too defensive here, I'm starting to think it was a Freudian slip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxUF9WQQZFIthis is still the best uma anime opening
>>580096904I refuse to use the localized terms>American mindwot
I fell for Tickezo... Look how cute she is!
I'm still mad about this shit.
>>580097309But Kingu is titmogged in this image
>>580097054umama, v, shoe, a, nitsu, ppman, ayumu, and rorimatsh have all erp'd. thats more than 3
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>580097059it would be extremely painful
>>580096904
>>580097390what? ppman would never erp...
>>580097390Post proofs
>>580097390crazy blunt rotation
>>580097390Only saw proof of Umama V. Do not slander Nitsu like that
>>580097029>current speedhow the FUCK did I not catch thatok, I recant, it's pretty good, even as an inherit.
>>580097526Hey thats illegal!
>>580097546>Do not slander my bf like that
>>580097526
>>580097526USE THE CORRECT IMAGE
>>580097371Sweepy definitely hexed you, holy shit anon
Is 3~4M fans daily enough for an A+ club?
>>580097546>do not slander my erp partner like that
>>580097717yeah
>>580093116I'll settle with a ig pwr + rs stam + at least 2* pow or stam + 2* med parentSo far nothing comes close lmao until then 0 aces
>>580097437That's a big horse
>>580097526>>580097657Shitty fucking mcqueen just like shitty mayano
>>580097723>>580097596>no proofs nonny
>>580097717Winning's Ticket's....
>>580097812
>>580094298NAIS NEICHA DES
>>580097717more than enough
>>580096426maybebut some dance like this
Sometimes when I make a post anons just reply "Mambo...", but I'm not even a mambro yet it happened so many times I feel like I am.
>>580097763>>580097763>>580097763>>580097763
>>580097937Mambwo...
>>580097937mambro....
>>580097937
>>580097937That can be arranged, (future)-mambro...
>>580096426>no one's danced to him like thisVirgo cup winner
w-we're so back
>>580097339alexandros is a great band they also have an opening of my favorite football animehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0U1BQUUy68
>>580097717wanna join autis/uma/?
>>580095369Wait a sec
I think I forgot to collect the irsh uma's star pieces yesterday;...
>>580097937wawbmo...
>>580095336We're Full. We're Starting!Sprint Race Marvelous Time!
>>580097054dancho is clearly on it since he's not telling them to stfu so it's at least 3
>>580098090>>580097885they are NOT that big and no amount of proof, not even proof that has to be posted on catbox, can convince me otherwise, nuh uh
>>580097937spiritual mambwo...
>>580097717KICK ONE OF THE BOTTOM EARNERS DANCHOU HE HASN'T LOGGED IN FOR 24H KICK HIM AND GRAB ANY THREAD POSTER WHO CAN DO SOME FUCKING FANS
>>580095369>mambo is just full of botters nowSad!
Last one and sleep.
>>580097794
>>580097717i would kick a flatie rn for a 3mil a day earner and im sure all the A+ danchuds would too
>>580097390>me>erp'ingTheir umas of choice do not cater to my tastes.Or is it because I said "I'll Groundwork up your ass with my Firm Resolve" would be funny? I guess I'm part of the pro-erp side because I don't mind and joke about it.
>>580097717join mambo and your A+ dream can become reality
>>580095369
Mambo hugs
>>580097045>lowUG in GL eranewcutie...
>>580098339HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>580098174Curren Chan wins the Marvelous Sunday Sprint Race!Mile Race starting in 10 minutes.
>>580098174I really need to make a dedicated Calstone 1000 uma
>>580097991>jeff gordonkys
>>580098429Succubus.
>>580097717i will kick our bottom earner the instant you say>yes danchud i'll join your club
Red Shift is such a goat ult for manual Late/End run
>>580098453Dia wouldn't say that
>>580098357Machitan love!
when was the last time you updated your TT horses?
>>580098741when machan came out
>>580098519>nta but yes danchud i'll join your club
>>580098741Yesterday when I did a couple of Machan runs
>>580095369Whats his end game?https://uma.moe/circles/880998823
>>580098741like last week?
>>5800987412 hours ago
>>580098429aieeeee if I had done a manual run at some point to upgrade my TT Dober to a GL one with 1600 speed I might have won that (nsm did a lot of heavy lifting though)
Fake SS, so many 1*s... If the whites were 2*s I would have coped with this
>>580098825you mean youll join autis/uma/?
>>580098741July, but then I added a new Teio 2 days ago since she was no good for CM
>>580098741when Zephyr came out
>>580098741I started updating it for the first time since I came back, first time since summer gorushi came out at that.What's the meta for making TT horses now anyway?
>>580099020Oh no you're not my danchud...
>>580095369>isreal>but it's just some random ass mambo club
joun mambwo
>>580099147oh... i was just about to kick our flattie...
>>580099220Don't do that...
>>580095369does he know that its not the real mambo?
yosdh... the other club is in the spotlight...time to poach some newbloods...
>>580098429mile starting!
>>580095369...did...did he join the wrong mambo?
>>580098741In two days when Tama in Inari One will come out bwo
>>580099087You should diversify your running styles. You get more points that way. The top of the ladder do 6 SSR wit cards. I just pick cards that give a gold skill I can use and buy them all. I can usually get 1M once a week, and I don't have 564 on anyone yet.
>>580098701WRONG! She's always starting fights
>>580099539
>>580099539lol
>>580099432Mihoyo Bourbon crushes the mile race!Medium race in 10 minutes
what are your thoughts on big-chan?
taiki shuttle's sweaty salty nipples
>>580099539This club is just filled with bad vibes
>>580099682>10 minutesstop fucking stalling jesus christ 5 is enough
>>580099539So they're all deserving each other, good to know
>>580099775Cute, perhaps the cutest daughter uma in the game even
>>580099775I want to steal her hat
>>580099539This is actually kinda funny, something ewmama and 789 have never managed to do
>>5800987412 days agoi rolled a S end closer S medium XOGuri that claims 1st now in my division in mediums, it pushes me almost to 1.1 million now
>>580099775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASe5qP2_Ets
>>580099827Nobody cares Umama
>>580099827i mean thats just est though?
>>580099827>yesterdayare you retarded or pretending to be
>>580099539Is this the loopacord>>580099827>BR anon is in uma&coFigures
>>580099509well, for me team trials has just been the graveyard of old CM horses for a while, but I'm JUST now working on it and running a gorushi parent for it.I don't have all that many good or decent SSR cards, even among event cards, so I'm kind of just winging it. I started with Sprints because they were the first in line and I was using a B+ Bakushin before. I was trying to churn out as many skill points as I could, got five gold skills, 9 whites, and two inherits out of it. Probably not ideal, but hey, what can you do.
>>580099682>my digitan got 3rdwhoa
>try to make an ace>glue>glue>glue>realize I've generated 0 fans for my clubits actually legit annoying how PLAYING THE GAME is an active detriment to your club
>>580099827That's not even from today lol, are you retarded
>>580099941est is UTC -5
Big boobies :D
>>580099990just boot up a fan run kwo
>>580099827>>580100005Who do you think wrote that in the first place
>>580100048:D
>>580099827what the fuck is a UTC and why is there 4 of them
>>580099539>trying to tarnish my dacchis reputation for no reasonhe was talking about puns, now I do think we have a problem
the club stocks are NEVER recovering from thisare they
>>580100193A HERO AMONG US
>>580098067Blue Lock has better aura moments
I think you've made your point, no? Is there a reason to continue posting these?
>>580099981I think inherits score less points for whatever reason. If you can high roll in Unity it works better since it gives you 3 gold skills just for playing the scenario. Event cards are fine, really any card that gives an easy to proc gold is great. I want to re-max my TT rank so I'm using GL.
here is G2 carat dropany G3 drop report?
>>580100267Nope
>>580100261>hE wAS TaLkINg AbOUT puNSyou joined in on the faggotry. fuck off faggot
IWANTMYDISTANCESWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>580100317hey V
>>580100267Never joining a club ever
>>580100317It's funny
>>580100339You get carats from everything except Op races
>>580100193explains a lot
>>580100285sure and I want to fug Chigiri but Ao Ashi is more realistic and actually made me shed a tear
GREAT news teiobwos. We no longer have the worst repvtation in this thread!
>>580100317Exposing you is good
Gold City's trainer is so lucky...
You were warned about discord clubs.
>>580099682Medium race is starting
>>580100261Bro is not proud of his timezone for some reason...
>>580100486don't tempt me
>>580100425Distance S was never that important
>>580100193Non-edited version
>>580100580>damage controlKill yourself V
>>580100285
>Tried to steal a dude from Mambo after finding his discord.>He blocked me instantly.Sasuga Mambo
>>580099979>>BR anonAnon, UTC-4 is literally only the north and western jungle regions where less than 10% of the population lives. All the huge population centers are to the east and close to the coast where it's UTC-3.
>>580100569oh shit, my bright won
>>580100569Mejiro Bright wins in stunning Finish!Long Race in 10 minutes
>>580100652Don't you try to gaslight me....
>>580100784that dick pic might have contributed....
>>580100872>V lost againKwab
Danchou, thank you for never creating a discord and maintaining a comfy atmosphere in our club chatI never realized how important that was until today
>>580100193Porn addicts are the worst
>>580100827Congrats Tyler
>>580100826How am I supposed to know that? The MM/DD/YYYY format says he's a burger anyway, boring~
I still believe all the erp doxBut those out of context and cropped chats are just making me feel bad for them now
What the fuck is going on
>>580100569>Bad mood>Gatae 18I demand a repeat!
>all this erp and no nudes showntsk tsk posers
Does anyone else just always buy all now without looking? I have so much money I don't even know what to do with it.
>>580100929not a true /uma/ poster until someone else from here has sent you a dick pic. sorry not sorry.
>>580100906she's just so full of cuteness!
>>580100963>having fun = porn addictionNice mindset, loser. This is why you are never invited out
be fucking normal
>>580100942Your welcome, I will be creating a Ventrilo server next week
>>580100906100 kg of that is my sperm
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting new members!> comfy time club> just 5m fans monthly>open and graded players welcomesend us a request with /uma/ on your profile to avoid being forgotten in the invite list
>>580101082The Marvelous Sunday Derby is what's going on, ignore all the bad and smelly posts.
>>580101115I make sure I don't buy any Xog pieces before clicking buy all.
>>580100985>How am I supposed to know that?Either map autism or by being brazilian yourself. I hope that helps.
>>580101115I select all and deselect star pieces for umas I already have 5*'d and I deselect Medium/Long shoes. But I have 16M monies, it's not like I couldn't just buy all and be fine.
>>580101251And you lost all of them, V
>>580100872So far the winners were from Buttsweat, /Uma/Club and Autis/uma/If your club won't make the list you're in a 3rd rate club and should consider moving
>>580100872I hope you get a heart attack again for stalling the races
>my trainer ERP'd with another man on discord
>spent less than 50 dollars in globals entire lifespan>dont buy the monthly pass>able to reach A finals in CM>able to make UF's>able to retain in TTthere r people who whale this game and pay Cygame$ prices lmfao
So the doxxer is brazilian?
>>580101181>Having funHoly cope
>be me newcutie>check my club>i'm top earnerDamn... i'm good
>>580101181anyone talking like that most certainly is a porn addict. get help
>>580101181Cope
>>580101393Yes, and the anti-ntr/stegofag is a pinoy and a furrySo as usual, dramafags are subhuman
>>580101181No wonder you're from SEA
>>580101401>>580101451>>580101483Holy jealousy
>>580101181>having fun>repeating pornbwo?
>>580101361I'm not a good enough torena to get my club a win....
>>580101393No way to know unless someone shares their timezone and posts the same logs with a different timestamp
>>580099827how did you come to the conclusion he's UTC-4? and UTC-4 brazilians barelly have internet, let alone speak some english. you can only expect that from UTC-3 tards
>>580100784My account sure is bricked with zero meta cards but I won't leave Mambo. I appreciate the offer anyway.
>everything that happens is PORN ADDICTIONI think you might have that if you see it everywhere bro...
>>580101569Lol
>>580101361my club is filled with job-having yuros so they're all asleepI'm normally in bed by now myself
jiggie timehttps://jiggie.fun/MtEDN9>https://jiggie.fun/MtEDN9https://jiggie.fun/MtEDN9>https://jiggie.fun/MtEDN9https://jiggie.fun/MtEDN9
xd
If we press the button we can see which posts are from V
>>580100872Long race is startin!
>>580101361Autis/uma/ is suspiciously climbing up /uma/ race ranks latelyWhen did they got people who actually play the game?
>>580101760he's not avatarfagging yet
why are nonnies meltingare they okay
>>580101716It's 11 PM bwo... it's not that late if you work at 8
>>580101716Hey man it's only 11pm I can still stay up a a bit longer....
>>580101682Jorking it in a discord call wity other men sounds like porn addiction tbqh
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>>580101361I train my umas with good vibes they may not win tho
is there anything else to do other than jiggie and jong
there isnt art that captures how nicely taikis tits settle in her top from her ingame model
Post big girls
>>580101806>/uma/>having a meltyMust be a day of the year
>>580099827>[Deleted]lol
>>580101406Benzo... Join real Mambo next time
>>580098390...I've been playing since Launch
>>580100784Steal from /uma/club next
>>580097365American mindThinking that they know everything and point to pedophilia everywhereLike this dude: >>580097459He thinks the system is based on american one, and not the sports one from japan which isn't related to age, but rather to the "competence" or how many years you did something.
I still have 1.5 ticket with me
>>580101884
>>580101772Admire Vega wins the Long race!Last race, mile race in 10 minutes!
>>580101993What you do with one and a half tickets
>breast milk tierlist
The only thing I'm addicted to is Ardan
>>580102016as expected
>>580101993I still have all my 1st anni voucherswaiting to pull on creek/cb before using them
>>580101993I'm waiting for the creek banner
>>580102016>big 3 ERP kings from Uma&Co podium
>>580102064delete this
>>580102091Noone cares Umama
okay, okay
>>580101569>jealous>of not gooning with anon I think I'm good, actually. Maybe next timeI will not, in fact, be doing that next time
https://files.catbox.moe/i3sij1.mp4
>>580102130>longKINGS
>>580102130>ERPking because of a jokeLmao. Should I embrace the title?
>>580102267Kill yourself
>>580102227i can't believe umama is fucking dead
>>580102227Front haters are not ready for kitasan white
>>580101682>everywherefapping on discord call with another faggot sounds like compulsive behavior, anon.
>>580102064>rickey gives milk that's creamier and more plentiful than hokkoI call bullshit
>>580102064>drops of SiL creamy breast milk on my morning coffee, lunch coffee, afternoon coffee, nap coffee, fun coffee, dinner coffee and before bed coffee
Start the final race so I can leave this shithole already
umasumi
>>580102227
it feels good to be wanted
>>580102321sisters stay WINNING
>>580102434umasumi bro
>>580102413And yet you will fucking lose it like previous CM's kek
>>580102016>the BIG THREE from uma&conot like /uma/bwos... our response???
>>580102227HARIKITTE IK-ACK!
When I do auto campaigns it seems like I don't get these achievements like I would manually? I ran haru through like 18 dirt races and she didn't get the 10 dirt race achiev. Just had daiwa go through her campaign undefeated but no triple tiara achievement? Am I missing something or this has to be done solo?
>>580102068Hope her swimsuit alt comes next year and it's exactly this
>>580102227>umama at the fall of Sodom
>>580102380It actually says that Hokko gives more milkRickey it's just creamier
>>580102064>Fujin in waterydo the protein bars do NOTHING?
>>580102470well you're half-right
>>580102360>compulsive behavior>it's having fun with a friend in privateUh oh so it was a jelly autist melty all along
>>580102227how badly did this motherfucker get beaten by a Kitasan, to resort to this behavior?goddamn
>>580102510you dont get epithets for auto runs
Which clubs get first dibs on picking apart /uma/ club's corpse next month? If we don't set up a waitlist for each member the recruiting rush might end up resulting in a crowd crush
>>580102227there is one less kitachan figure in the world now
>>580102640>in private In front of 28 other people isn't exactly "private" but I guess you wouldn't know that because you live in a mudhut with like 10 other people
>>580102064i really need to drink Super Creek's milk from the source
>>580102706Neth will save /uma/ club
>>580102706I call dibs on Umama
>>580102469I don't get it, what happened in that clipLast time I opened one of these links it was a fagg cosplaying as teio in a parking lot>>580102564She needs the FAT to make it creamier
I had a marvelous Sunday, thank you Shiroaki-sama.
>>580102064>bouquet gives out buckets of breast milk
>>580102661looks like the regular response of a japanese fan when he discovers the seiyuu started dating or something
>>580102661She wasted precious S3 funds
>>580102064wheres ryan
We already know V is samefagging and being a retard again
>>580102640>it's completely normal and fun and not weird at all to fap with other men on a discord call >calling it compulsive or addictive behavior is just a jealous meltydo anons really believe this?
>>580102706QRD? I don't want to read. Why are they imploding?
>>580102876Males can't produce milk
>>580102016Dirt race is starting!!
yay
>>580102880shame he's not avatarfagging but I think he knows he would get nuked so he's not doing it
>>580102884If it was a guy and a girl gooning out on discord you wouldn't care you only care because they are GAY and you sound like a jealous FAG
Imagine Super Creek cheese and butter...
>>580102925No one wants to do fan runs post half TP, so club is reclining
>>580102828>regular response of a japanese fan when he discovers the seiyuu started dating or somethingholy shit I spit out my drink you win anon
>>580102795>cosplaying as teio in a parking lotNothing wrong with that
>>580102227>No video with supported format and MIME type found.
>>580102934dicta striker is a boy though
>>580103028He was exposing his penis so whatever happened after couldn't be good
>>580102975Jannies already have his ip range >>580102413is good
I'm with Tracen Academy and I'm going around with a survey for the trainers here to answer.What is your favorite thing to drink? If your favorite thing(s) to drink include water and/or coffee/tea then include your favorite thing to drink outside of those options.Assuming you've gotten a Plat title by now in CM, who was the Uma that got you a Plat? If you haven't won a Plat yet, who do you HOPE will get you a Plat one day?Which Uma has your favorite story so far in Global? Is this Uma your favorite as well or no?
>>580097937mambwochacho...
>>580102884sooo jealous
uh oh someone got killed
So when is the next Marvelous Sunday race?
>>580103114literally as soon as you posted that
>>580102951Dirt race win this week goes to Taiki Shuttle!Thank you everyone for joining!It has been a rough few weeks but hopefully I can make this more regular now.See you next time!MARVELOUS!!!
>>580103006>If it was a guy and a girl gooning out on discord you wouldn't careI don't care either way, dummy, but in both cases I'd criticize them for being terminally addicted gooners. It doesn't really matter whether they're faggots IRL or not
So V is not the leaker looking for attention...
>>580103242>all those rickey playersThe CoPa propaganda worked way too well, thank you for hosting.
How will /uma/ create another S club that doesn't implode?
>>580103137Herbal tea with traces of fruit or flowersBride CurrenSo far my favorite story is Neicha. I don't know, she's fun. Not my favorite but maybe third favorite
>>580103242/Uma/Club wins 2 races, Buttsweat, Autis/uma/ and Uma&Co win one eachJews won again
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>580103137WaterEru Condoru PasaSweepy
>>580103215in 7 days
>>580099827oh nonono Vkeks?
>>580103216>>580103196Self-delete. Like a scared bitch.
>>580103242Thank you for hosting! Hope things go better for you and we can have many more marvelous Sundays in the future
>>580103339Uma&Co getting the podium was the most SOVL
why is the uma outing event temporaryI wanna go on a date with everyone...
>>580103339we rule
>>580103305PLAP PLAP SPURT SPURT every weekend as an incentive
>>580103137>What is your favorite thing to drink? lemonade, but for alcoholic beverages, orange cassis>Assuming you've gotten a Plat title by now in CM, who was the Uma that got you a Plat? laisu, rudolf and golshi>Which Uma has your favorite story so far in Global? Is this Uma your favorite as well or no?favorite story atm is probably dober, but ryan is my favorite uma by a long shot, shame she got the curse of "launch uma with nothing really to the story"
>>5801031371. Diet Coke. I drink only water and black coffee, but every chance I get, I sneak a Diet Coke. Love that shit2. I have 2 plats only, both won by Seiun Sky. I hope to have my #1 oshi, Suzuka, win a plat title3. Mejiro Ardan's story is simply beautiful and romantic. Love her so much.
>>580103443It is temporary for now. It eventually becomes a daily thing with new scenes for all Umas.
>>580103242Win and a podium overall pretty good.I think more than half the field ran out of stam here
>>580103261>>580098415God that choker is so cute.
>>580103242Also if anyone has the hakuraku thing again. Thanks!
>>580103505can confirm
if tracen is a top university then who is the dorm managers?
>>580103261Allen is so lucky...
>>580101884big
>>580103670bwo? havent you seen the anime? its pretty well established there
>>580103715Allen is okay with sharing
>>580103137I only drink coffee and sometimes water, but I like manga juice so that I guess, but it's very rare I drink juice...I have a few plats, got 1 with CafeCafe she's not my oshi but I like it a lot, it was BoaNE but good (no pokke or cheese woman)
I dont know if its been said enough, but MejiRyan's voice is top tier
>>580103137Peach flavored Ice TeaI'm a dirtyplatlet but I'd like to win one with DigitanDigitan
>>580103443it's already permanent in JPnow I'm on a quest to take everyone to KFC
I cannot comprehend the Bakushin mind
>>580103846Strange
>>580103846Is she eating men?
I wonder what will cygames do with the KFC stuff actually in global
>>580103881won't they run into licensing issues copying that in global
>>580101884>image slots -5
>>580103242I'm satisfied with my 3rd place, thanks Marvelousanon, take care
>>580103242I'll get top 5 next time for sure! Thanks for hosting.
>>580103846Mmm......men
>>580102227should've cum on it first what a waste
"MEN could be here", she thought
Allen what's the quota if I join you now?
>>580103995
>>580103137mango locoOguri Cap first taurusgot pretty emotional during inari one's career. Something about everyone from her hometown cheering for her in senior year got me, I like her but not my favorite.
I don't like how /uma/ accepted club drama and namedropping as a core part of the thread, nobody even calls it doxxing anymoreThis happened overnight this month too, I blame the Curren posters and that jong club.
I'm afraid I have no choice. I have to cum inside of Mejiro Palmer while Mejiro Dober and Daitaku Helios watch and give commentary.
>>580101884Is 170cm big?
>>580103981they can censor it to UKC or some shit if they have to
>>580103137It's mostly water but when I feel like treating myself I love a ginger aleMy most important plat title was won by Daiwa Scarlet. I already liked her before but she def moved up a tier after getting me that title.My favorite story is probably Dober? None of the umas I own have particularly interesting ones tbdesu... I like Dober a lot but she's not my absolute favorite
>>580103137Cognac.I have a few plats. The Fuku ones were my favorites.I liked Jordan's career a lot because I resonated with it quite a bit. Now that we've gotten Helios content I can firmly say Helios is my favorite, but Jordan's a very close second.
>>580104226V unironically started it over his BBB melty
>>580104226How can we fix it
>>580104226fuck your safe space
>>580103242ummm Falcokeks??????
abuse cryers/kneelersabuse tanukisabuse babydachisabuse fukuabuse boyumasabuse clubs
>>580104226>over night>this month>blames curren posters and jongMambo gaslight...
>>580104290>I liked Jordan's career a lot because I resonated with it quite a bit.are you also retarded or is it just the burgers
>>580104271for a woman yes
>>580104371All of the jongbros itt are bros though
>>580103339I like how everyone 90% dropped the drama as soon the three knights of umankolipse got podium
>>580104309most brown post ITT
>>580104430Probably referring to /uma/chan. They play on riichi city btw (yuck)
>>580104091Not him but it looks to be around 200M if my Math is fine
>>5801031371: My very favorite drink is a radler. Miller High Life mixed with sanpellegrino limonata, to be specific. It's close, but my second favorite is earl gray spiked with calvados and honey, but I only allow myself to drink that once per year, during the Sora no Woto rewatch.2. My first and only plat title was won in CM2 by Mayano Top Gun having the run of her life and clowning on everyone who dared to chase after her, if only because she had an S in long and got lucky. URA CMs were so much more soulful...3. Inari One and yes. I also have a big heart for Mr. CB and tsuru-chan.
>>580104438One of them got banned again
>>580104430and who exactly are these jong bros?/uma/jong were LARPers
>>580104360Sexually
>>580104438Post more leaks and I will make fun of you more V
>>580103137Just waterFirst one was a late Pasa who stole it from my own Falco with just NSM. Still chasing a Falco platProbably Taishin. Not my fav but she's up there
>>580104512I mean anons who are doing mahjong rooms here not that club
>>580104430he's talking about the jong club that imploded and became a cheater botting club
zeppers
>>5801031371. Coffee and Whisky2. Xog, og Oguri (x2), Cafe, Tachyon and Dober3. Cafe and yes, Cafe is the best
it's called SPEAKI
Thank you, trainers of Tracen Academy, for answering the survey. You will be put into a random drawing to win a 2 day, 1 night trip to a hot spring for yourself and one guest. It is advised you do not bring your trainee with you to the hot spring if you win.
>>580104617Yeppes, I'd put my peppers in her zeppers
>>580104371Mambo drama was harmlessnot... this
>>580104631>It is advised you do not bring your trainee with you to the hot spring if you win.Wait, how come? I think she could use the R&R as a reward for winning the URA finale.
>>580104631Can I bring someone else's trainee?
>>580104141>>580099539
>>580104631is it ok if I bring my wife, instead?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FORGOT TO LOAD MY RACE AGENDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tomorrow will be better
>>580104330The knowledge gained during this race will be used in the next one
>>580104743Do not.>>580104828>>580104867Yeah, go for it.
>>580104884Danchou is NOT gonna be happy about this
>>580104864>>580098250
>>580104226nobody thought the erp would be THAT bad...
>>580104743That one was obtained from a raffleThis one is officially sanctioned URA and Tracen academy R&P (Relaxation and Procreation), so it can't be with your trainee or that'd consist in statutoryBut you can with someone else's >>580104941
>>580104375Jordan's career was all about coping with being good at something but not being able to explain why. I've had that issue for most of my life, which has gotten me in trouble in the professional world. As time has gone on I've gotten better at convincing people to just take things as they are, and not to think about them too much. I do also like a good burger; fresh red onion with some steak seasoning, BBQ'd to medium rare on home made garlic bread. Wish I had a pocket burger dimension to store those in!
>>580103137>1Rum and coke>2I got a couple of plats with other umas, but the one that got me the most so far (and also the first one ever) is Nature with 5>3Nature since she's my oshi, but putting her aside, Doto.
>>580104740It's a problem that's plagued /vg/ for many years. Schizos and attention whores come in and turn the direction of conversation away from the game, the girls, the races, and turn it about themselves.
>>580104941>Yeah, go for it.fantastic! I just know she'll love an onsen trip! She likes to run when it's rainy so she gets all muddy. A bath is just the thing
sex with lunasex with my brosex with cbsex with briansex with neishasex with gentle wifesex with chevachi and chevachi: chud edition
>>580103137Dr. PepperCurrenPrincess and Kingu are my favorites with my favorite stories. I adore these two
>>580105117I agree with most of these
I want to lick Ryan's abs
>>580105029>I do also like a good burgerburgers are best, it is known
umas for this feel
>private conversations are leaked>instead of being shunned they become a problem and source of fake drama and ragebaiting>schizos shit on the thread>they're incentivized instead of being ignored or told to fuck off>oh my god there's too much drama and schizos this thread is unusable!Yeah you guys deserve this shitty thread you created
>>580104984When two schizos meet
>>580103137No card blue monsterMaruzenskyI don't read the stories.
>>580105263Kawakami
I don't like burgers, my mouth doesn't open that big and I get all the sauce around it I have to put it in a plat and eat it by parts, like first 1 bun side, then the pickles, then the meat, etc.
where tf is Satono Diamond? it gave me her star pieces, but she wasn't anywhere on the placing list
>>580105214
He's gonna bake btw
>>580105149That one Kawakamifag really got me to like her. She's the best desuwa character this game has (not like there are that many).
>I don't read the stories.
>>580105295They deserve it honestly, normally I would shun it
>>580105295We're already at /ffxiv/ levels
>>580103137Coffee, SodaTaikiCity, no
>>580103137Banana milkshakeNever done a CM, Mambo Mambo, yes, but i also liked Aston's.
Kawakami is too powerful.
>>580105480These past 2 threads have been at that level, yeah. Very unfortunate
>>580105632t-tsuyoi...
>>580105632The strongest!
>>580105443he got me to like her too, nothing like a man who loves someone to spread that love to others. Extremely based anon, just like the princess.
>>580105367Cut in half?Actual Dotoposter
Yanko should be arriving in US soon
>>580105772
>>580105632But can she beat yeppers in a rap battle?
I never want to hear the word desuwa again
>>580105295I told you 6 month ago to kill the schizos and stop supporting the counterbakes, replying to obvious bait posts and what not, you retards enabled themYou made your bed, sleep in it.
>>580105934BASED Sweep telling that gorilla off
>>580105974Kill yourself V
>>580105934Gaped
>>580105965dessswa
>>580106137reading it is fine. hearing it is not
>>580101982>>Thinking that they know everything and point to pedophilia everywhereI was just horny posting about curvy, young anime girls who are very affectionate towards their trainer (me btw). I couldn't give less of a fuck about that moral crusade over fictional women.>and not the sports one from japan which isn't related to age, but rather to the "competence" or how many years you did somethingSo I've been making inaccurate horny posts all along
>>580105367you're supposed to squeeze the borga twinkanon...
>>580105974The only schizos are V
So I came back yesterday and have been just chilling and working on the permanent missions for SSR pulls. I've been only doing URA because I know it already. What am I missing out on by not doing the new campaigns? Is the concert going to be the best for stats since it's the newest?
>>580106027Smashing Sweep during the races she was in was very satisfying after she tried to do her dirty like that.
>>580106170
So I came
>>580105934Be nice to your buddy.
>>580106253GL produces the best ratings but if you wanna compete in CM you can just do open and do the new updated unityidk how hard is it to get A+ in GL
>>580106308
Makween is... cute?
>>580106347I want to be part of reconciliation sex inbetween those two
>>580106253ye, Concert is basically just URA but you get currencies from training, easy to learn
>>580106126>Sweepy's career>they're both friends>Kawakami's career>they cut each others throatswtf
>el condor pasa>Pace A Late A Front E>unique has basically front requirements or needs less than 2 fronts in a lobbyI dont get it, most umas have uniques which fit their playstyle
abuse yada yada creatures
>>580106351I don't care about CM at all
>>580106253newest scenario is always the best one when it comes to producing the best umas. except for the funny month where they killed mant early
smooch yada yada creatures
>>580106434>sweepy is an angel who thinks he best of kawakami>kawakami is a bitch who's so jealous of sweepy she's a little shit on her own careerMan these umas are unreliable narrators if I've ever seen one... Must be the musume genes
>>580106389*was. When did it all go south...
>>580106491just do GL then
SOON
next thread will be less gayprobably not
>>580105295all anons have to do is ignore the namefagging and the schizo behavior, and they would go away. Instead, anons think>If I give them attention they will go awaywhich means anons are, unfortunately, retarded.>don't feed the trollshas been said online since the early 2000s, this is not a new concept.
Looping is back on the menu, boys
24 Hours till KINO
>>580106548>McQueer
>>>>>>>>URA
>>580106253you can do a run on each scenario if you're bored, there are scenario rewards depending on your resultit's 300 carats each scenario for getting an uma with 10k rank (A rank)
>>580106570I'm not doing that shit
CYGAMES YOU BAITING FUCKS
>>580106570>URA onlye-eh?
>>580106704Guess I'll do shitty parent runs then there fuck them
what are they adding to URA though
>>580106570DANCHOU DONT LOOOK AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANNA DO URA FINALE
>>580106704>>580106570Fan runs in ura for free carats.t. Danchou
>>580106628>2 skills midrace>already has killer tunes and there's also profwow so she's a good pace medium chaser? maybe I pull
>>580106570>can't achieve SS: the scenarioMOOD DOWNAWFUL MOOD
>>580106740>Rickey when the boy she's been stalkin says he's 18
>>580106759Meek will lose one piece of clothing everytime you beat her in a challenge
>>580106570>half TP in ura>double rewardsAND NOBODY WILL CLANK FAN RUNS FUCK YOU DANCHOU
>>580106570>ura eh i guess danchud will be happy about those bonus fanruns
>>580106791also THH for a maximum combo
>>580106570I already got my racing stam/uma stan loopa parents with 4* mile 10* dirt sparksTime to do the same thing with groundwork/pp/dd/racing stam I guess
Danchou here.I better see EVERYONE doing URA runs.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
SAY HER NAME
>>5801069157 and I do a ten for them
>>580106628can you get festival tama from a 2nd anni paid selector?
>>580106931happy miku
>>580106915this inari alt outfit is so good
>>580106570I can't wait to drop to b+
>>580107021mambwo.....
>>580106915I ONLY HAVE 30K PLEASE LET ME GET ONE OF THEM ON THE WAY TO SPARK
>>580106981pit and boob sexo
>>5801069157 and everyone in this thread has to do a cheeky tenner on both the character and the support scout.4 and I have to cheeky 200 pull on both.
>>580106981CUTE AND SEX
>>580106570danchou hereraces in URA give the same amount of fansthe quota will be increased
>>580106981This is basically Taishin with Innate Experience instead of Sleeping Lion
>>5801069157 and I die
>>580106915>>580106981AAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T WAIT!I'm rolling everything for my wife, if I don't get her then I'll have to break open the piggy bank
>>580106915easiest 200 pulls of my life
>>580107089>30kBro it's like almost guaranteed you get one for 200
>>580106570NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING SPOT AS 3RD EARNED IN THE CLUBWHAT THE FUCK CYGAMES URA 2.0 ALREADY HAPPENED STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP IT!!!!!!!!!
>>58010691512 hours until I can start working on my aces
Umas you're surprised are blood related? I'll start
>>580107167
>>580106981Please tell me she's also meta.
>>580107167>67
>>580106570>looping non-SS umaI guess finish getting your RS:S you lazy fucks
>>580107224Mambo and who?
>>580107208It's past your bedtime Seapy...
>>580107167...67 NEGATES IT67 NEGATES IT
>>580107282>encroaching shadowTaishin replacement
>>580107282not really but when encroaching shadow works shecan compete
>>580107167BRO NYOOOOOOOO>>58010721824 hours bro
>>580107187>almost guaranteedbut not 100%
>>580107282Taishin but long only
>>580106915>double midget banner
>>580107218ummmm nyo you should fan farm on URA>t. danchode
>>580106981this is ass blud
>>580107418Chud Shortie vs Chad Shortstack
>>580106570"with the new additions"I thought we already got the most up to date URA career
paceGAWDS
>>5801071678 and Rickey saves you!4 and you double dieand fuku does too!
>>580107383Yeah you need to be VERY lucky not to get one of them in 200. But luck is inverted
Fan farm in ura. Spend 5 carats to get 30 carats back
>>580107380oh right fuck me sideways why do I have to wait so muuuuuuch>>580107438shut up danchou you useless whore I make more fans than you
>>580107550>>580107550>>580107550
>>580107478Luck is a skill!
>>580107478THANK YOUTHANK YOU RICKEY
>>580107563Who the hell is that
>>580107563>thread number #329BWO?
>>580106570is it really that good? I guess with the auto now we can queue up all the races you need and just spam it for upgrade fodder?
>>580106570where is this I can't find it on the game notices
>>580107818If /umaJP/ were skilled in literacy, they'd be on 2ch
