T'au wives edition>Gutrot Spume spotlighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwfpUQO_fE0>Latest Fantasy NewsTWW3 - Patch 8.1 Release Notes: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/101-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-8-1-release-notes>Latest 40K newsAlpha Strike Livestream - Ranged Combat: https://www.youtube.com/live/gplb9CQy9lk?si=h1mTjP1ZVU2aIbOvPC Gaming Show showcase: https://youtu.be/aXW6GFxYxsQ?si=4ZnN5WrT6dBsVlM7Total War Warhammer 40,000 FAQ: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/4199910/view/655966683127611597>Latest Historical NewsRecap & What's Next: https://www.totalwar.com/news/total-war-medieval-iii-recap-whats-nextBuilding Medieval 3: https://www.youtube.com/live/l5AItoj1YRE>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialGoG: https://www.gog.com/en/games?query=total%20warPrevious Thread: >>579960981
Thanquol soon, friends!
where medieval
got my first ever ark!
Warhammer was never meant for porn addicts. Leave.
I want Warhammer 40L
>>580099854They get something like 50% upkeep btw
>>580099854No one asked!
>>580100098the original creators have cummed to elves at least 37 852 times but these days the men demand tau
>>580099639God I want those blueberries
>>580100098Erm warhammer is for EVERYONE ok chud?
https://youtu.be/9cQHRUobKYY?list=RD9cQHRUobKYYOH YEAHKISLEV TIME
>>580100254seemsgood for keeping armies in reservedark elves feel like the most naval faction (haven't played aislin i guess he does the same shit tho) with their reliance on these naval arksone thing i kinda regret picking mortahi this ugly ass corruption lighting in most of my battles if im fightin with slanesh corruption, bleh
>>580099639RAPE blue women.
Rakarth is T-posing at you. What're you gonna do about it?
>>580100609Arks are also how you recruit far away because no global recruitmentYeah but that slaanesh corruption makes it the best dark elf faction for beginners by far because the high control means your slaves will bleed off way slower, Malekith needs to waste a ton of building slots on control buildings for efficient slave economy while Morathi can ignore them
>>580100884Open the door to all the cages in his black ark then run.
>>580100446Second only to the High Elf soundtrack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ctYUH2rpA
>>580100903oh yeah i forgot about the control corruption shi thanks for the tip, it was either morathi or malekith because i've never played in naggarond wanted to see what it was like (looks like a shithole as expected) trying to branch out from doing nonstop empire dwarfs cathay campaigns
>>580101008If he doesn't have one big lever that opens them all at once he's basically a pussy
cute tummy but bleh
Warning: very scary picture
>>580101623i forgot about thisdon't remind me again
>>580101623>mfw that circle one showed up
are these guys good enough to replace the spears with as frontlinehmmm
Boy I sure am having fun with Dark Elves and don't at all just want to console command kill all these fuckfaces because they are constantly getting in the way of me establishing ANY kind of foothold, and its really fun that casualty replenishment literally doesn't exist for some reason with Dark Elves because of some mechanic that was not explained to me!
>>580102145Dark Elves can heal in foreign land with one of their stances.They also get additional replenishment from nearby Black Arks.I think that the Death Hag hero also provides army replenishment.
>>580101623The funniest shit ever was how basically none on /twg/ could solve them, but on /gsg/ (rip), nobody had any issues.Really shows the vast gap between temu grand strat gamers and real gamers
>>580101623>tfw permanently got the results guide open on tab menu to check at any momentIt's also lame because it was flavorful and would have been so fun if you could just simply ACTUALLY rotate the damn things
>>580100325Why 4 arms on each side?
>>580102431Oh that's the place that lost right?
Why can they seduce for an ambush?
>>580102279How the fuck can I build a Black Ark. It's turn 10 and apparently the game did not decide it was important for me to know about this literally crucial mechanic.
>>580102043More upkeep = stronger unitBut more expensive army = less armies on the map taking settlementsIt's really that simple
this is one bloody game this is on 15% blood stains lmao
>>580102720You get them from sacrificial rites if not playing as Lokhir as he can construct them normally
>>580102621No idea, that's actually some bullshit. You're not supposed to be able to see the enemy's units when falling into an ambush. AI cheating as usual.Also this is the foremost reason I detest fighting Slaanesh, they get to just fucking automatically delete one of your units no matter how well you play the actual battle. That and how Dechala is fucking impossible to kill.
>>580102621Because while your dudes were practicing nofap, they perfected their dick-sucking game.
>Azazel>Dechala>Masque>Morathi>N'Kari>SigvaldAll of them debased. All of them based.
>>580102890Oh, good. I can't do that rite until I have a Slave Pen. And I can't build that because Daughters of the Forest have taken my original province. And I can't take that back because I also have a fullstack Beastman raiding my original province as well, that ISN'T at war with Kislev for some reason. Fuck it, kill command it is. I hope in the next TW they just make the first 20 turns extremely linear so that you can't trap yourself because you're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and you're surrounded by enemies on all sides.
>>580101190I like that Naggarond is supposed to be a caricaturized North America and they just made it anglo but edgy (and they LOVE murder)
>>580102043Bad idea replacing spears as a frontline since they have the highest melee defense. More melee defense (and shields) = less hits taken and longer staying power. Corsairs (handbows) are skirmish units that you want to use to harass unshielded targets or lords, regular corsairs are flank or dueling units you want to use to kill non-elite infantry faster. Swordsmanii are often worthless since they die before you get to do anything.
>>580102043not really meant to hold the frontline as much as the shieldspearfags you'll notice they have that "shoot while moving" trait so they're best used for kiting and being annoying. I always have atleast 1 or 2 in my army as roaming "flex" units for whatever part of the battlefield needs an annoying wasp buzzing at the enemy
>>580102720If playing Lokhir you get one every port, if playing the disgusting mess that is everyone else you will need to use a rite>>580103171If you want to win as Morathi you have to do Morathi things, her lore is great for sniping lords (leadership debuff) and I think she's semi good as a cavalry unit. Depending on the difficulty you have to manual battle a lot of shit, especially since Morathi has a kind of difficult campaign with all too many enemies on every side.
>>580103835I don't rly see anything of the US desu no grand plains deserts or anything like thatit just goes from central meso-america where mazdamundi is to canadian tundra shithole immediately
>>580102621are forsaken of Tzeentch good? Always felt kinda bad for slaanesh and khorne
>>580099854
>>580104443They're alright for a T2 unit. Good for flanking but not much else. I just don't like spamming horrors because they're counted as ranged for auto resolve purposes and having a ton makes you fight every fight manually.
that prettier morathi mod is rly putting in work this campaign
>>580100098
Let's try this again with better spelling and no autocorrect>>580060239 #Let it be known my taste is whoever has the open eyes is the one I want, changing the skin color doesn't work on me>>580101623 #>>580102431 #Only the multi Circle one sucked for me, guess I was better than many players in that regard
>>580104346>No USSounds like the perfect world
>>580105240I keep messing up, LL for this feeling?
>>580104895>when you nut for the 3rd time but she keeps sucking
>>580099105"Hag" is a rank among the Witch Elves.
are these guys supposed to go melee their heroes to kill em? when i get him leveled up at least
>>580105786DElf Assassins exist for campaign map assassinations, in combat they're kinda shit.
>>580105786It's as the other anon said sadly. I've never gotten an assassin to do well in battle, they can only just barely take out some squishy mage that's unguarded and only if no one bothers to intercept them.
>>580105786look at their missile strength and the imbuements you can get for them. I'm pretty sure you can also get them snipe through skill tree if not there's items for that. they're meant to snipe lords and heroes and weaken the shit out of them preferably while someone (Malus Chadblade) goes in melee for the kill
Soon
>>580106254They're range is so limited you need the armies to already be moshpitting AND for your assassin to find an angle to shoot from.
>>580106380>SOON>December2027
that son of a bitch... he did it
>>580107010Does it just destroy the entire wall at once or does it just remove those shitty pillars between each wallbreak?
>>580107010>>580107145removes the pillarsthe animation looks kinda awkward tho, they just phase out of existence after a secondbut better that than the retardation the game usually does with the T pillars
>>580107010>>580107231Siege Rework will add CA's version (which is better).
>>580106380Grungni I wish.Gonna go have a cold one now.
>>580104316So am I allowed to have territory as Morathi or not?
Would goku fall to chaos?
>>580103171Why not playing an "easy" Dark Elves faction for your 1st time with them ?
>>580108874THIS IS FUCKING ON EASY
>>580108751He might feel tempted by Khorne and possibly even Slaanesh, but I'm not sure if he's smart enough to catch on that they're trying to tempt him and keep him on their side. He might fight against them/even with them, commit some butchery that would make Skarbrand blush, and then end like "Aight that was fun, see you later!" as the Chaos gods just feel like they've been duped.
>>580103835>>580104346There is big deserts in Naggaroth.But in in IE map the whole west part of Naggaroth is butchered.
Mandalore said the total war 3 video is coming!
>>580108929damn on easy, how new are you? (no offense just genuinely wondering)i'm the guy playing em for the first time on hard (I'm usually a normal noob) but i have 300+ hours on wh3 alone so, when I saw u can't do global recruitment I just assumed they needed arks for that based off fighting those fuckers you can expand just fine with morathi tho, i'm on 2 provinces and just attacked the eternal rat i might be wrong but i believe the go to strat is to have all military buildings on arks while ur provinces are almost exclusively economy, dark elf economy ramps up with the slave shit, so u wanna get econ buildings earlyand build garrisons everywhere
Dwarves used to be my favourite fantasy race until Warhammer. Now I can't stand these dumb midgets anymore. Not a single decent one among them and I suspect people who like Warhammer dwarves share much of their personality traits except in being industrious
>>580109531dwarfs have good reason to be a bit paranoidthey are still mankind's only friend in that world
>>580109256I don't play on normal anyways because it doesn't make the enemies any smarter, it just makes them even more irritating than they already are.
I shan't play 40k until mechanicus are released
>>580109714that's the point desu, on campaign hard at least, it makes em pump out way more armies which leads to more action more cool fights etc, i noticed immediately on hard compared to normal how kislev had one 20 stack and another 10 or so by turn 20 ish and its great that it nerfs the autoresolve too, cause its unfair and u can cheat a lot with it on normal (once in a while is fine tho) battles i left on normal for now cause i don't want em dodging my shit im already bad at using spells but I'd never difficultyshame as a normal pleb myself, just play on whatever is the most fun
>>580109959I don't like being forced to fight out every single battle. Yeah I get it's the point of the game but I do like having periods to just focus on my settlements for a few turns.
>>580110308you aren't forced to do that, AR is still gonna be favorable on anything except like VH n legendary even then idk, so 20v20 is p much the ones u have to fight unless u don't wanna lose units, but i don't wanna tell u how u should be playin lmao do whatever u want man i am not looking forward to when i have to fight chaos shits with my frail dark elf armies that's if u wanna push north ig, otherwise just stay in the middle and go for annexing the donut
>>580108751Too simple minded to fall, he is basicly a bening orc. Vegeta on the other hand could fall to eithe rkhorne or slannesh out of his pride (pre-majin arc thpugh, after that he got over that weakness)
>>580103835>fantasy america >minuteman, cowboys, marines, ranger soldiers, indians >most gun ho faction >ruled by the President an amalgam of all US prsidents >multi religious they either worship the president, the courts or the congress. >have access to the lore of freedom that is the embodiment of americana >at perpetual war with fantasy Canadá
>Siege battle against nurgle>Have killed literally every enemy except for Kuugath and two beasts of nurgle I've distracted with an assassin>Have 8 skavenslave slingers, 4 ratling gunners and 3 warpfire throwers shooting everything into Kuu'gath for 10+ minutes while several groups of skavenslaves keep him swamped>Is able to just shrug everything off and passively make my entire army rout from standing around
imaginenurglite gf
>>580107231is this on all maps or just new ones they made?
>>580111839all
>>580110639I'd play on hard if I thought it made me need to play smarter, but instead it just makes everything way longer and less fun.
>>580111932awesome
>>580112647more fighting = more fun if ya ask meon normal the main problem was the enemy would have maybe 2 stacks that provided a really fun fight per major war, not enoughthat's personally why I'm tryinna climb up n up, idk if my noob ass can handle VH though but gonna start hard>no achievements for hard, just VH winsFUCK
>>580108228NO YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GOON TO SLAANESH AND THAT IS FINAL
>>580111501If only, no anglo could ever produce peak like that.
>>580112647>>580112812At least being numerically weaker makes you rely on having real tactics, but it is kind of scuffed how it usually devolves into your starting province getting gaped by having enemies on all sides on a good amount of the lords, or your allies all dying out on the others
Raroo
>I am forgotten
>>580114210*shoots you from a km away with my Hochland long rifle*
>>580114432I still love Pharaoh Dynasties and will be starting a new campaign as soon as I get my gpu back.Not sure who as though.
>>580114432most unfairly judged game in the franchise, and the spergs that hate it with a passion will never give it a chance cause they think its some irredeemable dogshit selling a saga game for 60$ was a massive mistake, but pharaoh mechanics wise is top 3 tws
>>580114432Was this game any good?
>>580114895It's great.
>>580114432Historyfags will tell straight to your face that all the new history games are dogshit and play med2 still
>>580116482volund types think that every single game that came after rome 2 is a reskin of rome 2 pretty muchbeen in a community with lots of em, heard it said a million timesthe only warscape game seen as non dogshit and somehow still amazing is shogun 2, every other game is rome 2 (satan)
>>580116585The irony is that Rome 2 post fixes is a good game, yeah there are still issues but its not 2013 anymore. People need to move on from complaining about Rome 2. Especially when most of these fags never even touch Attila which is mechanically almost perfect.
>>580116974it's impossible, rome 2 mindbroke them to an insane degree, just defending it a little is enough to get you on their shitlist
>>580099810i find m2ex a good way to satiate my medieval desire for now
>>580117169Yeah I know many of these people too. What CA did to Rome 2 post launch is what dev's should do if the game they release sucks.
>>580117471well, rome 2 haters swear it still feels like shit and all the core issues are still there, I don't see it, rome 2 is pretty fun for a playthrough or two, at least of rome, i don't like the other factions, but stilla lot of games that were salvaged from release are beloved cult classics now, cyberpunk, no man's sky etc, the TW community is too salty to forgive, and rome 2 isn't fantastic or anything, just a decent game now, the mindbreak is incredible tho
I played total war warhammer since the first one was like 10 bucks before the second one came out and I never played the empireI could try it... but I think I'm gonna play malekith again
>>580117771They've stated that Rome 2 is still the most played historical game, which is why its getting updates again. They're rightfully ignoring the autists. For all the people who screech about M2 being perfection, they don't seem to actually play it.
>>580118261med2 is getting a mini renaissance with m2ex rnalso playing it
is the middle earth mod for attila any good bros?
>>580119168yes, did a gondor campaign the other month, most fun TW campaign i've had in ages, even tho the mod is like 40% finished
>>580114210
>>580119336>40% finishedI can wait as long as it eventually gets finished unlike some shit like world of horror
>>580119639if you just wanna play gondor, you have most stuff, just a lot of the map is missing, and battle maps, but yeah
>>580119336They have the music from the films integrated so it's really epic watching a long line of soldiers marching while the heroic men of the west song plays
>>580120029meant for >>580119168
What is this shit in the new mods tab? It's all chinkshit with AI slop images and no description of what the mod allegedly even does.
>>580121545click on them and find out? actually I'll download this mod rn and test it
>>580121679my game crashed when i tried to open it with the modyeahh idk
So whats missing from the IE map, Nippon?
>>580121798congratulations you are now mining bitcoin for somebody in china
>>580121872indand not-SEA i forgot its name
>Ghorst takes 20 million years to kill because that area fucking BLOWS>Queek and Tretch declare war on me>Ulthuan is in chaos againImrik campaigns
>>580121897i got paranoid and checked the files, it's clean, but it's just unfinished, looks like its missing textures etc, its like a skeleton of a modidk shit abotu modding but can tell that much chinese be doin weird shit man i assume its a dependancy for some mega mod they have somewhere
>>580123673well good on you for making sure. i probably would have cried and then jumped off my balcony
>>580123906I had to nuke my windows install after being horny n retarded downloading a hentai game from a shady website with my dick in my hand and my retarded ass clicked install on the shadiest setup file I've ever seen FUCKGot token snatched, all my active accounts were hacked by random 3rd worlders, I'm always paranoid about this kinda shit now
>>580121679She cute.Is just steam points farming tho.Chinese sometimes upload framework mods but those link to other chinese websites for real mod.
thicc as fuck
>>580124920jesus christ spend ur requsition man
>>580124181You stupid. Warhammer mods don't use dlls. They can't hurt you.
>>580125793the fear is that they might upload some other junk to workshop not actual mod files, this case it's chill tho
>>580126583That's not how mods work, u cute retard.To make malicious mods you need to run code. Wh3 only accepts pack files and cannot use dlls or run executables. A pack file can only contain lua script. A file also cannot self execute.So even if you bypass the file restrictions and steam's virus checks somehow, the worst a bad boi mod can do is run lua script to brick your save files. Wallpaper Engine allows real code mods and executes anything you give it. That can have mods that do evil things. Warhammer simply is not able to run that kind of stuff. A pack file can't contain things that truly hurt you.
they really gotta train these guys better so that they don't stand in front of the barrel when it's going to shoot
>>580127429https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2789863945
>>580128486Thanks I guess?
A funny horse
What would his reaction be of Warhammer 3 & 40k?He was a massive WH fan.
>>580130083That's just my bf.
I've never quite understood how exactly this spell works. Its description seems to directly contradict itself when saying what it's used for. How the fuck are you actually supposed to use it?
>>580130213>He was a massive WH fan.physiognomy told me this
>>580130213Depends on if his SEGA "boycott" was still ongoing.If yes, then he wouldn't publicly say anything about them.
>>580130542Good against groups of characters, bad against a single character because it's expensive
>>580130542Someone on reddit checked the way it's coded.IIRC it targets everything in the AoE, but from every targeted unit (whether it's a solo character or a unit of 120 men), it only picks one character per unit to randomly take a tick of damage (50% of the time it whiffs that tick), maximum 8 ticks of damage.So you want to cast it against a big group of heroes, and want to avoid using it against massed infantry.
>>580102467to molest 8 guardsquires at once>>580130542it's a ton of direct damage so it's good against heroes and whatnot but since it's an area spell it costs a lot and you're wasting a ton of magic by using it on only one dude vs another less expensive single target spell
>>580130542Don't target just one unit (each hero is a single unit) because even 160 model skavenslaves you're only hitting one of those models
>it is the year 2031>WH40k is receiving its 17th DLC>meanwhile, WH3 players nor CA yet understand why flock of doom doesn't hurt single entities and refuses to kill models while final transmutation face fucks absolutely everything
The mechanics for TWW are so un-intuitive
It was a 10 year beta for 40KINO...
>>580132058Please execute yourself.
>>580130083You are the mount at night.
>Play one of the monogod factions.>The Chosen are 1 turn recruitment.>The Exalted demons are 2 turn recruitment.This is insanely annoying.
>>580135386Just play best gurl and have global 1 turn recruitment for every unit.
I will never forget playing as the Masque and on turn 5 obliterating Markus Wulfhart's full 20 stack within 1 and a half minutes.
>Nagash stream>Zelda stream >Direct streamHave a good and blessed week anons, have an adult link for good measure (nsfw btw xD)
/twg/ is in the grave.. its looking grim..
>>580130542>>580131709>>580131450Doesn't this make it effectively useless in campaign since most armies field a hero or two at most?
>>580130542>Good vs unit = good against 60+ model size UNIT>Good vs multiple combatants: against "monstrous" size: around 12 models>Good vs single combatant: against 1 In general, "good vs unit" spells deal low damage per tick but DoT can hit like 30-60 models. Against single model most of their damage is wasted. "Good vs single combatant" spells deal slightly less overall damage but focus it on 1 model, making it overkill for low-hp-per-model chaff but good against single entity units.
>>580139498Despite what anons say, it destroys infantry too and it has no target count limit. You can throw it into blobs.I always use it to destroy lords, monsters and cav. It doesn't care what u target, it murders.And u can get it as cheap as 5mana.
oh my god the cannon is killing 50 people per shotimagine the carnage irl
luthor harkon will shoot all tranime posters
>>580140029He will only shoot himself. And u gae.>>580139998Why do I have to imagine gore?
Is attacks still tied to animations for 40k?
>>580140131it would probably look like this but instead of horsemen spread out a bit it would be men standing shoulder to shoulder getting slimed
Nurgle's blessings upon you
>>580140242I don't think that's how that works. I've watched lots of videos on gif over the years and even when hit by trains, humans don't explode into red mist. We don't have that much blood in us. Their bodies would be torn into 2 but there would be barely any splatter of blood. Only once the corpse starts bleeding out do you get a pool.
>>580139498noit's aoe so it's good for a group of enemies, it just so happens to also be good against any single character units that are within the radius in a way other aoe spells wouldn't be
>>580140242Man I really should watch Shogun
>>580140736hey look they don't call it gapeshot for nothing
>>580141649Anon are you horny again?It's not gape shot.. it's grape shot..
>>580140272Mad cow disease prions for all Druchii thanks to Malekith's food deregulations letting just any elf slaughter meat for sale.
>>580102621Had no idea you could recruit Sathorael as Kairos, but how the fuck are you supposed to play them without getting fucked by Oxy, Teclis and the minor Slannesh faction at the same time? It’s also bullshit that the magic faction doesn’t have any units with bound spells outside normal Lords of Change
can you stack the sword of khaine and the nemesis crown?
>>580142945yeah
HELLO?WHY ARENT YOU GUYS TALKING TO ME?WTF?
Why doesn't nagash make kroak one of his mortarchs since he's dead
Grab a character with 2 weapon slots like Dechala and stack Sword of Khaine and Slaanesh's Blade or Chainsword, + crown for ultimate carnage.
>>580143209Nobody is the boss of Kroak.
it was a hard fought battle, those injuns fight like, well, savagesspecial thanks to the swordsmen unit that killed 650 of them and the cannon that killed 900 of them
>>580143298by the time I reach those items I grew bored, especially with dekala being op af
>>580143663play horde faction, ignore everyone, collect items
>>580143719so i gotta find a horde with a two weapon slot character uh
>>580143778It gets even more complicated.Slaanesh's sword only drops for Azazel.Chainsword only drops for Skarbrand, Valkia, Changeling and Arbaal.So you'll have to grab a lord or hero with 2 weapon slots, who is in a horde faction and then also be able to confederate one of these OR play RoC. I think in RoC everyone gets Slaanesh's sword.. but u have to go into the realm and do slaanesh dilemma.Good luck.
>>580143973sounds like it's only fun in your head, fitting
>>580143209Kroak would turbo rape Nagash.
>>580144039I saw a hero with 2 weapon slots for Cathay and YinYin is a pseudo horde faction so that would already be a good baseline.. issue is, she can't get chainsword or slaanesh's sword.I think it's very possible but we need to find a way to get to the weapons.One way would be playing her in RoC and confederating Meow when she grabs the sword.. so in theory it's already possible with YinYin but that takes a big chunk of luck.
GLOTTKIN HAS 2 WEAPONS!!! LETS GOOO!!!!!!
you shouldn't be able to know where enemy reinforcement will come from
>>580144254It says enchanted item, weapons are not that. An enchanted item is the Ruby Ring for example. Enchanted items are 90% useless garbage.
>>580144254he is the glotted kin
>>580144634Don't enchanted items include stupid OP things like the healing potion?
>>580144225>Yin-YinMod, time traveller, or schizo, which is it?
the release date is not in the summerits raining here so its not summergather the jews near you and sue tca for false promises
>>580105786These guys, and the equivalent characters for Skaven and similar friends, are basically meant to be pseudo-cavalry against lords. Put their lord in a 1v1 or trying to fight an infantry unit and then you send one of these guys to kill them since they're going to land a bit 80% of the time or more
September is not summer.40k better include a Saint Celestine pocket pussy as penance for delaying Lotet.
is soitek still a sexpest?
>>580108874>Play an "easy" delf factionOther than Rakarth, no such thing.
>>580145484No he stopped once Stimpak agreed to be his sex slave for life in exchange for a smidgen of Warhammer legitimacy
>>580145117Yes, anon, YinYin. Do I have to do even more blogposting of my campaigns? >>580145014Sometimes, yeah.. like The Other Trickster's Shard. It strips all enemies of 20% of all resistances. You get all the potions and some aoe passive buffs and shit but there is nothing in there I remember that actually kills. You sometimes get a bound weak spell, a fireball, a flock of doom.. but it mostly just is protective gear. I don't think a Nurgle lord really needs protective gear all that much. A way to kill would be better.Mmm..I think there was one that has the pheonix spell as bound but I don't think nurgle gets that.
>>580145659arr rook same
We love Yin-Yin here.
>>580145725...did u have aneurysm?
>>580145851ching chong ping pong arr rook same
maybe you should try getting a job buglover
>>580146681If you struggle with keeping the dragon siblings apart, I am very concerned about your mental capacity.
How did cathay not defeat archaon during the end times
cao cao
Dragons are filthy warmblood-fuckers who are fit only for decorating the holy shrines of Sotek with their bones.
>>580146924Grimgor (a good fight be upon him) krumped them first.
>>580147003on his own?that's retarded
>>580146924Because they're an NPC faction that was eliminated off screen.
>>580146924They could if the siblings got their shit together and fly over there together to set him on fire..But we'll never have that cause GW won't reboot Fantasy.. so we'll never see how the story goes.
>>580146984I can't respect skinks after seeing them snap flies out of the air mid conversation.
>>580147026Nah dude he had his boyz with him.
>>580147158You're just jealous you can't do that.
is there evil cathay in this setting?
>>580146924helping human beings goes against a bugs policy
>>580147608No because that would upset China.Cathay is boring as a result and has no internal conflict or storyline.
>>580147623Cathay is the faction that is protecting the empire from chaos and providing the border princes with gunpowder weapons. At least I think it was the border princes... >>580147725Cathay has an internal conflict. When the monkey king took over the siblings were fighting each other over territory and power.The emperor returned, kicked the monkey out and now the dragies are beefing with the monke while hissing at each other.
>>580147840Monke really isn't good enough as an antagonist.I liked Cathay better when it was filled with scheming Tzeentch worshipping eunchs.
>>580147840u r ghey r u not
I still think it makes no sense for skarbrand to have betrayed corn, even if another chaos god was pulling strings. greater demons are literally part of their god.
does anyone have fun playing in the chaos wastes
>>580147983yeah i love taking attrition it makes me hard
>>580147905You are in the absolute minority then. Nobody gave a shit about old Cathay in Warhammer Fantasy. Now in Old World it has many fans. I mean, before it was just humans, no dragons, no dragon magic, just regular humans. That's not very interesting.>>580147928Yes, I am gay.
>>580148045Nobody gave a shit because Cathay was a "mentioned here" faction like Ind and Nippon. Now it has characters with nothing to do. Contrast Cathay's politics with the Empire's and you'll see the problem. Cathay is too perfect.
>>580147608Taoyan the Merciless is purportedly not a very good person.
>>580148152but think of the billions feelings
>>580147725But le monke.Who isnt in the game and will never be in the game.And thats a good thing.
>>580148254China loves Three Kingdoms. GW was way too scared of pissing off China that they ended up missing what China actually likes - drama.
>>580148337bugs only "play" gachas anyway
>>580148401and the rare times they play something else they use cheats and lots of them
Protecting the humies and preparing and training them for chaos is nothing to do? They also aren't perfect. They have YinYin jobbing to skinks which is really funny. The emperor also said after his return that he was finding a way to beat chaos so in theory, he would play a role in Age of Shartmar but ofc Old World will forever be stuck in this time.
I still don't get why they didn't give n'kari's mechanic to thhe other slaanesh lordsIt should've been baseline
>>580148443fucking hell don't remind me their butthurts for a boss in Slay the Spire 2
You guys drive me bananas
Now that Tigermannii are in.Whos is going to give them the needful?
>Boris is dwarf>Dechala is chaos dwarf>Golgfag is Alith Anar>Elspeth is Ikit>Ostankya is GromI miss original mechanics...
>>580148668All being saved for 40KEKERS....
>>580148668Alith Anar is a horde faction that teleports across the entire map to farm money?
>>580148707wrong40gays want the exact same shit but space
>angron and worldeaters>somesort of bloodletting mechanickill me
>>580148835primarchs won't be in the game
>>580148835*bang*
>>580148950
>>580149006will you simp for the white scars or the fact they are liked prevents you from that
>>580149062>there is a faction called the White SaarsSorry, saar, you never be white.Uhh.. They are just white space muhreens from the google images. Why exactly do you wanna know if I'll like them? I'm not a muhreen fan.
>>580149062don't reply to the passfag
>>580149184hey if I can push xir suicide back by a day it would be my good deed of the day
Well.. you fags better start picking a favorite chapter before the game comes out... We don't want bangwagoners... Do we...
>>580149332What are you talking about? I'll obviously make my own chapter instead of using those literal whos. Wanna guess which 3 colors my chapter will use?
Is it possible for Centigor to use a bow?
>>580149519nah the males just milk eachother all day instead of learning how to use weapons like bows and guns etc.
>>580148494Yeah we should be butthurt because they hired Anita Sarkeesian
>>580151697hiring a person infamous for their hatred of video games is a wild move
>>580151697yeah so many trans rights cards now
>>5801516972014 coded post
>>580149647I'm a male too, raa roo~Would you like to pillage Altdorf with me? >>580151697They actually did, google told me.. That has to be the dumbest move since blood dlc for total war.
Is BG3 a fun game? Is it a good timesink before End Times DLC?
>>580152589if you're queer yeah
>>580152589Fuck no.The game is TERRIBLE. Play Divinity2, that is an actually good game.
>>580152589Yes it's fun. Yes it's a good timesink.
Hear me out. What if Total War: Divinity?
shut up I'm trying to PLAY
>>580152821That's just reskinned warhammer. What's the point? It's elves, humans, lizards, dwarves, creepy bugs..
>>580153000nice digits... but we don't play games here...
>>580153000we don't play. nahnah we DON'T
>>580152821Make it Dragon Commander and give me more cute girls and funny undead dickheads.
I wonder if the Empire will get their proper Talabeclander wizards.I mean they don't *need* the chaos sorceries or necromancy but It'd be fun.
>>580149332Omega Chapter.The weirdly sneaky Ultramarine's chapter with a 2 headed dragon heraldry
>>580149432Understandable but that still is a cute gif
>>580153849Don't look up Wicked Island on steam.She is cute but sadly in a game I don't like. Happens a lot.. I kinda like Ingrid too cause she's so ugly but that vidya is 0/10.
What recruitment buildings should I build first for tretch?
>>580155215He buffs stormvermin so you should build the engineer building first and get weapon teams
>>580155215wolf rats they op for all
Who is the fun Bretonnia LL? Is it Repanse?
>>580155642SSSEEEEEEEEXXXX
>>580155642Not Total War.
>>580155661Unironically, generic mc genericson. Alberic.
>>580155736there are dark elves in total war
>>580155661>>580155765Yeah. Do you like knights? Do you like having money to spend? Do you like having a varied assortment of things to fight? Then Alberic is your guy.
is there a way to prevent the dialogue from automatically closing when rejecting AI negotiations? I wanna see what they say but it immediately disappears
>>580102467It's probably the greater good goddess which is not created by the faith of the Tau themselves but by the greater psychic presence of tauaboo humans and other subjects of the tau empire who fetishize their bosses.
>>580154162Just play Wild Life bro... Seems like your type of game..
>>580155770Not that kind of dark elves, this isn't Total war: sword coast.
>>580156760There is no game. There isn't even footage of the game.Anon stop trying to sell me snake oil
Who canonically is the strongest Skaven?Is it Ikit?Is Ikit the smartest?
>spellcaster lord without loremaster
>>580156872Thanquol
>>580156934what is loremaster?
Business idea: Mutants but they're good guys
>spellcaster lord without double loremaster
>>580155215should focus on getting food to get a t3 settlement up to start fielding funny units instead of being forced into your starter stack + slaves/clanrats while you try to address all the disasters around your starting positionthen depending on who you want to destroy nextdorfs: warpfire flamethrowers as your major damage dealers, ap wolfrats to harass, slingers or anything ranged to counter their flying units (combine with a ruin caster to hold air units in place), dorfs are too slow to catch up, tarpit them with slaves if you're moving your weapon teamschorfs: fucking bum rush them at the start of the game, the chorf's main strenght is ranged which you can nullify with maneuvering and tarpitting with your chaff so that they're too busy meleeing instead of shooting, get chaff cleaners (rogres) for the infinite piles of AP slaves they're going to field>elvesstormvermin halberds for their stupid cav and dragon victory conditions - their unit count + anti large can even solo skarbrand lol, then whatever with the full knowledge that they'll outrange you so you absolutely need slave sto hold them in placeearly-mid game rat units are really funny, rushing to LL-buffed doomstacks or t4/t5 settlement cheese end-game units isn't as funny, enjoy the flame throwers and rogres early while you can
>>580157081Total War?
I skavenblight cheese every run.
>>580157191Fantasy or 40k, either is fine. I just like the idea of non-Chaos mutants. All mutations in Fantasy are Chaos, you know. That's because Chaos is in all of us. Waiting to come out.
Today I woke up and thought I will play as the Kingdom of Kush. And you cannot stop me.
EXTERMINATE ALL XENOS KIND
I've also been thinking about The Creative Assembly's relationship with Warhammer Fantasy, and what we can expect from their inculcation of Warhammer 40,000. Let's remember that The Creative Assembly took some barely known characters and made them superstars. Just cast your mind's eye in the direction of Helman Ghorst, The Fay Enchantress, and Wurrzag. Now I think you should also take a moment to remember new units, subfactions, and whole new factions invented by The Creative Assembly. You should be reminded of The Vampire Coast. It is my expectation that this will continue to be the case in The Creative Assembly's take on Warhammer 40,000. So the question we should be asking ourselves is... what faction with The Creative Assembly invent?
>chink unit take 1 hp dmg>morale crumbles and unit shatteredwoah it IS an historical game
Quick tierlist: Best mid-tier units>A: Everyone except Greenskins>F: GreenskinsJust my personal opinion
>>580157862I always stack trolls and biguns
>>580157573>what faction with The Creative Assembly invent?Absolutely nothing, they won't be allowed to.You won't see official Felinids, T'au with fat udders or anything off the wall with them by CA, unless GW official depicts it first.Because whatever they add to Total War: Warhammer 40,000 will be officially recognized as 40k canon, and if it's shit? Their main whales in the minis will throw a massive hissy fit.That's why you barely see any new shit in 40k, it's always the same shit, same races, same marines doing the same shit and why the overarching storyline moves at a snails pace, if they do something slightly crazy it affects their bottom line, hard and 40k is like 75% of that bottom line.Minis first, vidya second.
>Spellcaster lord>No Cataclysm spells
>>580147608>Dissenter lords>Tzeentchian cults >Arguably dragon siblings who spend more time bickering and infighting than leading their kingdoms>Arguably Alchemists since they fuck around with Warpstone>Monke King
When's the Tomb Kings rework?
>>580157989It's entirely possible The Dark Mechanicum arrives in Total War first.
>Spellcaster Lord without Greater Arcane ConduitISHYGDDT
loli
Boutta do something incredibly stupid, lads.
>>580104443Compared to other similar-cost units Forsaken have somewhat high MA (42 with Frenzy), somewhat high CB (35 with frenzy) and massive WS (64 with frenzy), alright armor (85) but shit for MD. They excel at clearing units with low stats and low armor, so chaff and archers, but fold hard to anything armor-piercing or armored.Tzeentch Forsaken are best imo; magic attacks is always nice and Barrier evens out morale shocks so their Frenzy stays online longer. Nurgle is sidegrade (-5 MA and +5MD, but poison attacks) that makes Forsaken slightly worse at what they do best (clearing chaff/archers quickly). Khorne ones are direct downgrade (-5 MD, flaming is rarely useful against your preferred targets) and Slaanesh ones are rather meh (slightly faster and more phys. Resist + no terrain penalty for charging uphill)
>>580158664Don't sell yourself short. Judging by your pic, what you're about to do is not merely incredibly stupid, it's positively retarded.
Chorfs really teach you that green lives actually dont matter
spellcast this bullet bitch
zero respect for warhammer players
>>580158872Bullet Witch isn't Total War.
nice wordswords this bullet bitch
all respect for warhammer players
god chorf early game is fucking boring
>>580158872>Transmutes the bullet into zinc, which expands just enough in ambient temperature to be unable to leave the barrel>Gun explodes in your handsI AM SUPREME
upboated
>>580152589rare crpg that isn't boring to play.
>>580102043what morathi mod is that?
Do Chorfs just have the best economy? I feel rich basically from turn one
>>580161285Yeah they're very honest about their economy... Unlike... (((The other guys)))
Uuuuuuhhh, will 40k have Chaos Dwarfs?
>>580162032Chaos Votann coming, trust the plan
>>580157081Ogryns are quite literally some of the nicest and goodest people in 40k.
>>580162032AoS cornered the market on those.
>>580162323>HelsmithsFuark they're cool...Man AoS have some really cool designs and some.. not so cool
>>580159457Blunderbuss units are so fucking strong and cool though
i am luthor harkon
>>580162259Not mutants are they.
>>580158274Almost impossible, GW has been a lot more strict with the IP unlike when back when Vampires were a thing
>>580155642holy fucking sex
>>580162032not buying until it does
>>580155642That's it I'm doing another drucchi campaign
u fkn slaanesh worshippers
Shogun 3 when?Attila 2 when?Empire 2 when?3K2 when?
>>580163390Attila 2 would be Temujin total war
>>580156872Tretch
>>580127429this isn't true. I found out that there are ways that you can do pretty much whatever the fuck you want by running LUA code and I'm amazed that this hasn't been abused
>>580163949Never heard of that being possible but I can tell you why it isn't abused. Because it's illegal and gets u in prison, anon.
i wish i was dead
>>580163189>Dark Elves>Actually Goth
>>580162779What the "me" that is "you" is referring to is actually that "myself" is "Luthor Harkon"
>>580128846That mod is an example of TWW3's mod manager being used to run LUA code for dll manipulation.
>>580157989>You won't see official Felinids
>>580157989>You won't see official Felinids, T'au with fat udders or anything off the wall with them by CA, unless GW official depicts it first.Well, we got to see Cathay before GW released the official army for TOW. Same for Kislev, which still hasn't been released.
>>580108751ChaosSissies would have NOTHING to offer him.All 4 of them together couldn't take him in a fight
>>580167681
>>580130213TB...https://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5b0aba0830a7a-total-biscuit-in-the-grave-tonight.php
>>580107010lost technology has been refound...
>>580156872Ikit is a limp-wristed faggot fr, only outcompeted by Queer Headgiver and fagquol
>>580157573Still can't believe we didn't get an official Vamp Coast LL of the notorious undead Skaven Captain and his infamous undead Leviathan ship.
>>580169403ratfaggots have 7 LL. You're done.Lizardmen haven't had dlc for 5 years, time to add ghost daddy Chakax in with the rework
>>580169403istg ratfuckers can have 100 LLs and they still won't be satisfied
>>580099639So what's CA's excuse for having still not yet included or announced Zacharias the Everliving? Literally one of the most iconic Vampire Lords from tabletop
>>580169403They're adding these as the vampire coast dlc (it's actually a skaven dlc)
>>580170180>vampire superwizard on a dragonGotchu covered
>>580170287Mannfred is a hybrid. Zacharias is a necrarch, the most learned of Vampires and a supreme spellcaster. That is what differs them. Other races have very overlapping LLs, like Greenskins
>start campaign as Astragoth>don't want to fight Grimgor>close game>start campaign as Zhatan>don't want to fight Grimgor>close game>start campaign as Drazoath>don't want to fight Tretch>close gamechorf LL that doesn't start near the Mountains of Morn WHEN
huge respect to these guys for making dark elves playable
>>580170180As much as I'd like him, it's as the other anon said, Mannfred is already covering the superwizard vampire on a dragon shtick. If we got a new bloodline LL, I'd expect Ushoran since that's not something that's already covered.
liu zhang vo makes me less racist towards chinksgood job liu zhangu are the good liu
>>580170652Or they could just do the thing everyone's been suggesting since the first game and finally make Mousillon a playable faction.
>still two and a half weeks
MOUSILLON + BRET REWORK IS NEXTBELIEVE
drunk asf off 3 beers (500ml each) rn just enjoying my darksharts
>>580171384can I see your titties?
Thanquol soon, friends!https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/106-total-war-warhammer-iii-lords-of-the-end-times-meet-thanquol
KILLSKAVEN
>>580170534Right, but if we applied the same logic and argument of "one existing lord already covering an archetypical playstyle, thus LL #2 and LL #3 will be superfluous", then Gordbad Ironclaw and arguably Azhag shouldn't have been added. Grombrindal is also just another angry melee-specialist LL, and Thorek Ironbrow is Thorgrim 2.0 "but seated on an anvil". You'll find similar examples within the High Elves and Chaos roster
>>580171738Here we go boys!
>spent almost 5 times more time editing mods to how i like rather than actually playing the gamei wish i could just accept the slop put in front of me
>>580171913Was meant as a reply for>>580170652
>>580171965sex
>>580170885>Add the coolest fucking thing and faction in the entire setting from the beginning>Never do anything with it; never add a LL for the best vampiric bloodline The Order of the Blood Dragon.>It just stays stagnant for the rest of time.What the blithering fuck was CA thinking??
>>580171738>Who can say what filth is brewed in this noxious mobile cauldron? Its effects are felt by friend and foe alike – while buffing nearby Skaven, it simultaneously damages enemies with its noisome aura, and can expel its Pestilent Breath, or its Plaguemaster bound vortex spell, on command.Oh my fucking god just tell me if I can put a lord on top.
>>580139498No, it still hurts the multi model units its just less efficient because its only killing one model at a timeits better for monsters, heroes, and monstrous infantry but if you can get a blob of 7 infantry units it'll still make value
>>580171920MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN!!!
>>580171913>then Gordbad Ironclaw and arguably Azhag shouldn't have been added.I don't see who you're comparing them to. Grimgor? Grimgor is a permanently on foot melee beatstick, Azhag is a flying monster spellcaster. Literally couldn't be further apart. Gorbad is a commander archetype that acts as a cavalry unit and relatively mediocre fighter. They also all have different faction shticks, Grimgor is black orc spam and pile of violence playstyle, Azhag is magic spam and allying with undead, Gorbad is a generalist who relies on tricksy pairings of units. They're all as opposite of each other as orcs could possibly be.
>>580171920Do you think Malekith suffers from mommy issues?
>>580171920I look like this irl
>>580172369I don't think there's a single person in the whole setting with more mommy issues.
>>580171738where Skarbrand?
>>580171738ok so where are the news for the skaven race update?
>>580172972they got unit caps
>>580172904Betting my ass he'll be in Thanquol's quest battle.
>>580139498If you’ve never seen a Khorne character deathball maybe. But final transmutation is also pretty good against elite infantry and cavalry. Ideally their characters are embedded within their elite units so you can hit all of them at once for big damage.
>>580173054But I wanna summon him and make him kill my enemies. I don't just wanna see him once..Stupid CA. I'll change my start location to next to skarbrand and use console to make military alliance.
>>580172303I am onboard with your counter argument regarding Azhag and Gorbad, but Miao Ying, Zhao Ming and Yuan Bo are all powerful spellcasters who transform into flying dragons and fight in melee. "Superwizard dragon" was already covered before Yuan Bo arrived, but that didn't prevent CA from differentiating him through spells, abilities and campaign mechanics. If army specialisations and campaign mechanics distinguish existing lords, why couldn't they distinguish a Necrarch lord from Mannfred? Zacharias could have a campaign built around necromantic research(which is underway for next DLC) and experimentation, alongside his own magical items and bloodline abilities
>>580173275how do u enjoy ctrl + a ctrl + g right click gameplay
>>580173370I'm not saying CA couldn't totally differentiate Zacharias from Mannfred in the way they differentiate the Cathay lords. I'm saying rather than going for the lord that's already 90% similar to an already existing one and would require differentiation, they'd probably first go for one that's only 20% similar and doesn't need that much thought put into it.
>>580173394I do CTRL+A, mouse2. There is only 2 way of gameplay I know of. Either moshpits or standing af shooting stuff to death. Skarbrand can't shoot, so we moshpit. Easy as.I do corner afk camping on Cathay unless I play juan bro then I do 19 lions.
more like fagbrand lol
>>580173584no wonder you lack the skill to play empire...
>>580173924But I once played empire for like 40 turns. Was on Elspeth. Was very boring.
>>580167681That's only kind of true.From what GW and CA have said, GW fully designed Cathay and Kislev and then told CA to use the stuff GW made, with the purpose of it being cross-promotional.The whole Russia/Ukraine war kind of fucked the time tables though.
>>580174005what makes cathay more fun than empire for u
>Deathvermin RoRAnother W for Clan Rictus. How can Morskeks compete? They cannot.
uhhhh waithow do black ark armies workcan they sally out of this shit to attack? if not how lolonly assist in coastal settlement battles?
I'm pretty sure the brains are supposed to be on the inside but idk maybe I'm built different
>>580170652>>580170885>>580172186Isn't part of the issue that GW doesn't want AoS stuff in Total Warhammer because that would "dilute the IP" and since end times Vampires haven't really received anything new outside of AoS?Like the Ushoran model GW is pushing is an AoS one so he's basically confirmed for never ever.
>>580173504Fair enough, if your point is that you'd expect Ushoran to get priority rather than that Zacharias would be redundant, I can see the reasoning. My point was just that overlap with Mannfred shouldn't rule out a worthwhile Necrarch campaign featuring one of VCs most iconic lords from ever being added
>>580174069Strong and interesting units. Cathay has dragons that maul everything they land in. Empire got a dude on a bird.. and he can't even cast magic.. Cathay has chad jade warriors that tank like crazy, Empire lines fall over instantly.Empire has no big awesome units like Terracotta sentinel, no air force, no monsties.. it's just really boring.And their lords look like absolute clowns. Volkmar, Gelt and Elspeth belong in a circus show together. Their hero choices are really unimpressive too... one is a tank, the other is a tank with bound spell and the 3rd casts accusation and then is useless.Gatemaster and Alchemist are waaaay cooler and do awesome things. Even the Astromancer gets a bird now which is really good.
>>580174383This is sort of the logic I follow whenever I try to predict which character they're going to go for for each faction, and it's worked out relatively consistently with things like Elspeth, Malakai, Bhashiva, etc.The only case I don't expect them to go for that is Bretonnia. I'm betting on Bohemond over Bertrand. Because CA ain't putting more than the minimum necessary effort on Bretonnia.
>>580174958Right, but CA has reworked the Necrarch lord model for the generic Necrarch Lords if you have watched that part of their footage and teasers these last weeks. There is a very low effort step now from adjusting that model sliiightly and to adding Zacharias desu
>>580174786desu most of that is a taste issue but fair enoughain't chu swiss the empire is just a bunch of renaissance era landsknechts and colorful droopy hat chads facing way more powerful factions that's the whole pull of them chad shit
>>580174089>rictus whores out their best soldiers to anyone that can paystrange W but ok
>>580175372I wanna be the powerful faction, I don't like being weaklings. I love power fantasy.
/twg/ lacks the media literacy to get this.https://xcancel.com/HebertySales/status/2096872728502423578#m
>>580175562>xcancel is backOh thank fuck.
anyone know any good mod to give witch elves female bodies?
>>580175718You could have used Goyimx instead, but Xcancel is better
>>580176078why did grace give them tranny bodies...
>>580176078They're so fucking disgusting
>>580176213grace wanted to framemog them
>>580158664I can't imagine unironically buying funko pops any year after 2009
>>580176663cute penis
>>580175718i was tired of using twstalker, no goddamn dark mode, i was fucking suffering
>>580176663This foid caused so much damage to TW, ahe should have been blacklisted from the industry
>"Scheme? Yes-yes, we will have ALL the human men!"
>>580176790She definitely got BLACK listed if you know what I mean, hehahaha.
>>580176104>>580176779I'll be honest, I didn't even know of any alternatives, so for as long as xcancel was down and any time someone linked a twitter link I couldn't see, I just gave up.
not a demon btw
>>580177052Correct, my wife.
>>580177052Yeah, it's a living saint or a blessed if we use fantasy terminology
I want to FUCK a rat
>>580177962same
>The threadly Thanquol ritual post is gonna be gone in 3 weeksIt's not gonna be the same without it. Thr threads will feel incomplete.
>>580176827Sex with all of these
>>580174786Part of the reason why Empire is so popular is because Empire is shit. Atleast before Thrones of Decay, a Karl campaign was hard as fuck where you had to put out fires everywhere with subpar units. Carthay is getting harder now days with new LL spawns nearby but still isn't as memorable as a Karl campaign. >>580175476As far as power fantasy factions go, Carthay is mid tier. Go play changeling or any chaos faction (not tzeetch).
>>580176827>ALL the human men!I will be enough.
>>580179293We survived wegh going away, we’ll,survive this one as well.
>>580180018Did you just tell ME of all beings to go play Chaos?I am the man of 8888 Skarbrand campaigns, anon.
>>580176827This will be canon soon
>>580180248hi didnt read the words but can i get into that pls ty
MECHANICS MECHANICS BUTTONS BUTTONSBUTTONS BUTTONS MECHANICSCATTLE GOYIM GOYIM CATTLE
UHM YEAH SO WE MADE 2 BUSTED UNITS I GOT AN IDEALETS MIX THEM AND THEN UHM MORE BIGLYOGRE WITH FLAMETHROWER IN EACH HAND? WHAT IF WE ADD 2 MORE HANDS XDD?
uhhhwhat's the designated melee hero to pair with sorcrerer lordsmaster right
>>580180860Since you're playing Morathi, I'm pretty sure the Anointed are better in every way.
honestly gonna be so depressing when 40K TW comes out, all the whimsy and soul will be sucked out and replaced by space marine porn. The next 10 DLCs for that game will just be different chapters
>>580181014unpopular prediction but I think imp guard will end up being more popular than marines in that game
>>580181014I think CA are smart enough to realize doing nothing but space marines on space marines on space marines for years at a time will kill the game. Don't get me wrong there's gonna be a fuckton of space marine dlcs, but they'll mix them up.
>>580176078went with that beautiful witch elf mod, most popular one
i clicked post a replywhere is the good goy bar telling me i did good?
>>580171920Way too big.
>>580182325Anon that's a nipple.
GOYIM IN MY THREAD
>>580174238AI will try to destroy your Black Ark, your army is your garrison.Black Ark can attack (and conquer) port settlements.
>>580177052Exactly.
>>580182325BIGGER.
>>580182409Pretty sure it's printed ink.
>>580183156oh ok
>ratfags be like: "Actually gay-furry sex is as healthy as straight sex, please excuse me I need to take my medication for gay-furry related sexual diseases."
black ark battles kinda cool
What could have been...https://youtu.be/x69tqcdSLpA?t=154
>>580183570Mandoboos are cringe
>>580171965She needs a good hard hug
What's the top 5 biggest woman tiddies in Warhammer? And yes Cylostra is immediately disqualified.
>>580184110Ariel or Troll Hag.
>>580184265that image always makes me smile
WE RISE-RISE (from nap)
>>580174318You wouldn't get Summer King Ushoran no metter what because he doesn't exist in the form yet
>>580184374>WE RISE-RI-AACCKKK
>>580180227Wegh wasn't around for as long tho
>>580184374rats are funny
>>580179293No king rules forever, my son.
>Replayed Dawn of War 2's campaign to get hype for TW.>Finally for the first time tried out actually going full corrupt for Chaos Rising.>tfw that fucking disappointing ass Chaos experience.Can't even really call it corruption or Chaos, can't even fucking call it being an asshole, because not a single person in the whole damn campaign comments on your corruption or your corrupting choices and no dialogues change until the very last mission, and that mission doesn't even change at all to account for the fact you're fully corrupted by Chaos, the epilogue just goes "oh guess you're corrupted lmao". I guess I was missing out on nothing all this time.
>>580186374You got what you deserve traitor.
>>580152589Yea it's fun. Just did a witch elf durge run.
>>580152589I had a good time with it. Probably would have had an even better time if I wasn't a rerollaholic and wasn't constantly changing my character.Also, there are dragons in Australia.
>>580108929Grim
>>580099639tau females look like that btw, that is if you are not a porn addict
>>580114432I just dont really care about the bronze age sorry
i click on buttoni get bigly effectme good at game now
>So many remaining character option for WH3>People gushing over Crom the ConquererWhat would he even bring to the table either as a LL or LH?
>>580187939You can press the button by collecting this new resource acquired from buildings and battles!
>>580187621I do, it's just nobody cares about a near-mythical bronze age where it's just "yellow pharaoh army versus pink pharaoh army"
>>580174089the armor looks like it was fished out of a river bottom
if we make MANY different mechanics and resources, the goycattle wont be able to tell theyre literally running a trainer!no but you see you had to use x resource to get y resource so uhm the effects from y resource are not overpowered because ur a faggot
Why is that the case?
This is why women love kislev
>>580187986Sounds like faggots that want an excuse to play the Kurgans after getting Norsca.That being said, I wish that all the Barbarian tribes that worship Chaos got their own thematic visual and identity instead of default Marauder Chaosfags, but that is too much for a family-business indie company.
>>580188871Women of this age are really really mentally ill alongside of never actually seen a bear,
>>580188515I don't get it
>>580189393He's mentally ill don't worry about it
Kurgans are tied to the Great Bastion mechanics so it's too much effort to add them
>>580139969how do you get it so low?
>>580188871See, women will say this, but getting mauled by a bear would be fucking AWFUL, and you'd better hope you die before it begins eating you.
>>580188871This whole drama would have been avoided if the question was more about being in a cabin in the woods and either a man or a bear is sneakily looking through the window
>>580146795>lazy whore and her drug addict brotherIs Yuan-Bo really the only responsible chink in the setting?
>>580188871Don't they know Patrick was a Gemini and Delansay was a Leo?!!Ughh! God! Men!
I could wrestle a bear.
>>580187986Real "undivided WoC LL" experience.
my lord will shoot a bear
In fifteen days archaon can burn the world.
>>580147069Isn't the old world a reboot?>>580148152Cathay seems like it suffers from schizophrenic leadership and a figurehead who's just interested in fucking his perfect wife for all of time instead of doing anything
>>580190557They generally don't botherhttps://litter.catbox.moe/teo2rm.jpghttps://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/2011-08-17-father-and-daughter-eaten-alive-by-mother-bear-and-cubs-in-russia.html
>>580190913Yeah I know, that's why I said they'd better hope they do die before that bear starts eating.
archaon more like fagchaon
>>580149332I like the Black Templars
>>580188871>in reality women cry on tiktok if you leave them alone during a hike
>>580191068man they really knew what they were doing with this show...
>>580191207especially the patties episode
>>580174238You can recruit a normal land lord from the black ark once a turn, so basically whenever you want to, to take the army and lead it anywhere you want inland. The army can "sally out" the general and the black ark have to stay at sea. The black ark can be used to attack coastal settlements or garrison your settlements, and it will be included in any battles, but you can only have one black ark in a settlement so anymore will not join a sally if someone is attacking your settlement. They also assist with the army abilities that they give to armies within in that circle.
>>580149332I have been tying to for days now. For Loyalists I am torn between Dark Angels, White Scars, Cacharodons and Space Wolves. For Chaos between Thousand Sons and Red Corsairs.
>>580155853>>580155765Alberic's start is fucked though, everyone hates you, even Marckus
>>580174958>CA ain't putting more than the minimum necessary effort on Bretonnia.Mitch & Rich won't let us down.
>>580191548>even MarckusWhy wouldn't he? Empire despises Bretonnia in the lore. They are one step away from a Bretonnian genocide and only chaos invasions are preventing that.
>>580149332For me it's the Imperial Fists.
>>580161285>>580161381>feel richhow? It feels impossible to upgrade your tower and everything costs a bajillion units. If Astragoth and Hashut weren't stupid OP I feel like I'd be lost
>>580191548>>580191664Just join-war against Markus' or Alberic's if playing Markus initial ennemy turn 1 and then do the same for his next one.By turns 10 he should be friendly.
>>580149332It will always be my beloved Dark Angels. GW give Ezekiel a new model you hacks.
>>580174786On the other hand>No good artillery>No good guns>No war wagons>No outriders>No T A N KEmpire has good toys on occasion
kekd
>>580190913Man.
>>580149332https://youtu.be/VSo9eYZ-630?t=454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYV2vbtODEQ
>>580186085No King except SETTRA THE IMPERISHABLE
>>580192405Faggots who haven't even starved a single day and have never been bombed be like: I live in a dystopia!
>>580191730>absolutely massacred by orks>successor chapters more relevantthose bums are terrible
>>580180860masters suck so much cock in battle I just use them as campaign map scouts
>>580192654You don't get it anon, I saw a video on the internet of a mentally ill person having an episode and getting shot! There's literally nothing else worse in existence that could happen to me!
>>580174786Jade Warriors are overstatted compared to what they are in Old World.
>>580186374Yeah the Chaos Rising campaign was infamous for the fact that the "falling to chaos" aspect was clearly either unfinished or forced in by the publisher, because the devs obviously didn't care.The uncorrupted abilities are better than 90% of the Tier 5 chaos abilities as well.
>>580186374What? Thule will leave, non corrupted members will chastise you and some banter lines change between the leader become more omnious (thaddeus will ca blood ravens cowards, avitus will be more angry and bloodthristier, tarkus and cyrus become downright hateful of the chapter and orion will literal say the chapter master saw the truth of the warp)
>>580194045Bro, each of those is like one single line of dialogue in the whole campaign. Thule is just repeating the exact same two lines of dialogue after every mission until he just suddenly disappears with no explanation where a fucking dreadnought could have left. Every other squadmate's lines is just a one time thing that nobody even reacts to. And the only one that felt like he might have been chastising me at any point was Jonah, and I can't even tell if he wasn't just giving me the tutorial on corrupting and redeeming items.I expected Tarkus to actually change model to a plague marine once he got the mark of Nurgle and aura of pestilence. I expected Jonah to turn into the chaos sorcerer model once he got the mark of Tzeentch. I expected missions to start getting altered as the priorities of my marines changed. I expected after Angelos tells you flat out that once the final battle is over he's going to hunt you down and kill you that the final battle would instead be you killing both sides to try to usurp Ulkair's power for yourself, not just doing the exact same but with a different ending slide. I expected to actually turn into a CHAOS warband, not a slightly more depressed marine company that finds the idea completely horrifying and rejects it outright at every turn right until the game ends and suddenly they're Black Legion with no explanation whatsoever of how they switched sides in the middle of a battle that destroys the Black Legion and their schemes in the sector. Even if we assume Eliphas would receive you with open arms even if you stop him, he does it WHILE you're killing Ulkair right after beating his ass raw?
>>580192654A dystopia doe not even necessitate material impoverishment for its subjects.
>>580194937>>580194045Oh and on that note, the devs clearly didn't even intend for you to actually use the corrupting gear, because halfway through the campaign you find a corrupting lore piece literally going "I, Kyras, bind a daemon into our apothecary, so that we might get out of this space hulk and go corrupt the chapter" and nobody comments on it and nobody realizes Kyras is a heretic until like 4 levels later.
these things take forever to grow manis there no secret to growing em faster with slaves or some shiti got the + growth building in there
>>580192654>dystopia is when living in a 3rd world shitholeThanks for the argument, but I was already convinced that my country absolutely must refuse people from the 3rd world.
check your technology tree, there's a "gate" tech every like 3 vertical lines that unlocks the next tier of tech and boosts black ark growth.
>>580195319The research tree gives you + black ark growth for every new tier you reach (the first upgrade of each tier that you have to pay money for). Once you reach the end they grow really fast but at that point the game is over.
>>580195319Spam Masters in the region you have the ark. You get one master per barracks. Shit out a ton of them. You will be swimming in growth.
>>580191664imperialfags WISH they could genocide BRETGODS
this beautiful witch elf mod is amazingi legit couldn't stand to look at them much before>>580195653i see
>>580195319There is Black Arks growth Tech -Tree thechnologies.
>>580195783do you guys actually look at your units
>>580195845i zoom in to watch the action every single battle
If medieval 3 isn't like crusader kings and have a selection of multiple starting points they can fuck off.
>>580195976Inaccurate Balkenkreuzes. Will not be playing.
>>580195319Growth + the lord passive + the skill
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1761210/The_Touhou_Empires/Holy fuck CA is finished
By Asuryan. I can't wait any longer. Release it NOOOOW!!!
>>580196463that's a command n conquer-like nigga
>>580196548Wrong
By Ludendorff. I can wait longer. Release it later.
>>580196846No problem we can delay ET till next year.
What would it take in a classic Total War game for strategies that aren't just hammer and anvil to be viable? I feel like other famous historical battle tactics are either suboptimal or straight up don't work in Total War. I don't think I've ever seen a reason to keep reserve troops or do anything interesting.
>>580195976If Chaos wants to win so bad why don't they just pull modern tanks in from the Warp.
>>580197062Adding disengage mechanics would be a start
>>580197082yeah it's kinda silly, no demon in WH fantasy is as powerful as a fighter jet
>>580197082>>580197190Do you not know what the Great Game is? It's not about winning over the mortals.
>>580196463uh I guess
>>580197259Is that also why Slaanesh daemons are willing to trade? What would they even have to trade to the Empire anyways?
Just confederated Zhao Ming, Yuan Bo is next
>>580197082Because if they win then the game ends and none of them want that>No more mortals to inflict disease on>No more blood to spill or skulls to collect>No more devious schemes>No more sensations to tryLiterally every one of the Four wants things to continue on forever because otherwise they get one big cum at the end and then nothing else.
>>580197402I've never in a single IE game managed to confed Yuan Bo
>>580197356Slaanesh can trade because N'kari force feminizes Order factions by making deals with them
>>580149332>1st Raptorsbased and stealthpilled
>>580197470Just send a hero to the shiplanes to meet him and wait for him to get his ass beat and threaten confed him
pretty scared to fight these guys after what I experienced fighting wood elves as emp have to tho
>>580180860Depends on what you want>AnointedAP anti-infantry with fast mount>MasterAP AL with mount. My preferred choice to have bodyguard in case enemy SEM/Lord decides to suicide dive Sorceress>Deagh HagChaff clear>AssassinLol. Lmao.
>>580197846beware the eagle archer jdams...
>Didn't mention if you recruit Verminlords or if they ascend from other lordsWorry
>>580198282Normal skaven get them from an invocation. Thanquol gets his from his master plans.
>>580174250I wonder if these guys take extra damage when attacked from behind
>>580197062Did you play Pharaoh? That one has some clever movement abilities that allow you to displace units or retreat your own while still holding up a defensive stance. Very fun to use in cities as you can push or pull enemies into a crossroads in a city to flank them with chariots(or cav). But then again Pharaoh is so despised by the TW community it isn't even funny.
>>580198282They haven't revealed the skaven rework yet and that's part of it
>>580156542Nope. One of the most complained about features of the diplomacy rework.
>>580195845I use AR 9 times /10.
>>580198571>reverse shieldsWould be cool
>>580156542everytime I reinstall I check if someone made a mod to fix this yet still nothing
>>580197476>tfw no mod to make it so n'kari can give succubus milk to LLs of other factions with changing avatars and models
Every time I look at the Chaos Dwarf unit roster, I feel something is missing; I don't know what it is, I just sense a void that needs to be filled.
>>580149332>executionersI like their look and the lore is good, being autistically honorbound in a way that even a slayer couldn't grumble at is pretty cool, but they have too much of a melee focus in their identity for my taste. But they showed up to the badab war and fucked everyone up and faced no consequences, they literally did the Minotaurs' thing back to them which is hilarious.>storm giantsgreat aesthetic but no lore beyond "we have no lore">mortifactorsyou just know you won't be able to have cool bone and skull adornments on your dudes in TW40k so what's even the point?>charnel guardimo the coolest and most well adapted "vampires as spess muhreens" of any of them, if they had a bit more lore they'd probably be my favorite.
>>580195976>asking the Italian and Romanian spearmen to guard your flank
>>580197846Probably worse for delves since their darkshards don't have as much range as empire guns and delf cav is complete fucking ass until T4 and you get cold ones. Making the missile chariots go melee work a bit but fucking welves will ear through your chariots.
>>580149332Done years agoBlood AngelsSpace SharksWord Bearers
>>580199486cavalry that fits in the hole between hobgoblin wolf riders and bull centaur renders
Did CA give a reason why that Araby is never ever?Is it dunecoons seething that Jinns/Daemonology (Controlling daemon spirits) and slavery markets hit too close to home/their fragile image?
>>580200318With the UK's muslim population, can you really blame CA and GW for playing it safe? Wouldn't want to get churka'd, would they?
>>580200272is that a new nurgle unit?
>Skaven reworkPresuming a lot, yeah earlier 2 factions were fairly vanilla before Ikit but I don't know if that's cause for a rework, they're not so barebones they're practically a medieval game (Bretonnia)
Sometimes I forget that summoned units are supposed to die over time in the name of "balance". Does anyone not mod that shit out? If I raise zombies or summon daemons I expect them to stick around.
>>580198574NTA but it blew my mind when I discovered how to use that. It's so damn good, specially combined with how lethal bow units shooting from the flanks are.It's also sad to think that if that system had been in for Rome 2, we could have had proper roman legion tactics.
best dorf LL if I want to have lots of guns and big booms?
>>580200707Pestilens could do with some fine-tuning at the very least. Mors is supposed to suck.
>>580099639These all seem reasonable. What type of game do normies want Warhammer 3 to be like?
>>580200318>>580200440Between the map being what it is and it being relatively minor compared to tomb kangz (and GW jews) it'd be a hard sell.
KILLBEASTMEN
>>580198571>>580198874Steam Tank already have something like thishttps://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Steam_Tank
>>580200318We don't want to look at, or hear arabs.
>>580201117I'd buy it in a heart beat.Give me my carpet riders and genies and war elephants and shit.
>>580201052
>>580201251RA ROO RA ROO!YOUR MAN ASS, MINE!
>>580200272The son of Morgiana and Malagor.
>>580201052these suggestions are as useless as saying "make the game better". for recruitment they would need to develop systems for population classes and equipment manufacturing that would lead you into recruiting realistic armies.
>>580200959Pestilens start is so aids.
>>580200318>Araby never ever allowed>Removed ruZZian from Kislev>Cathay WMAF canon
gay seer
>>580201619AoS art
>>580201251
Durthu or Drycha any fun? I want to tree people.
i'm not willing to lose even a single unit no matter how expendable
>>580201052>Downvoted even by RedditWell deserved, unfun faggot.
>>580202008Yes.
>>580202441Explain what you don't like about it? You want your campaign just to be a speedrun?
>>580200959>Mors is supposed to suckThat makes me sad as a Queek enjoyer, he could benefit from aping some skulltaker mechanics. Pestilens though? Yeah, Skrolk is beyond vanilla
>no shub-niggurath goat-woman beastmen LL mod with a mix of Throt lab and Rakarth beast pen mechanics, with unique "seed" currency harvested from enemies:(
>>580202332Drycha is focused on making her melee units really powerful. She can get Coeddil who is an insanely powerful Legendary Hero.Durthu is a solid all-rounder and a bit of a raidboss in battle. He can get Ariel as a Legendary Hero.
>>580200959Pestilens will feel a bit more flavourful soon with pusbags, cauldrons, and verminlord corrupters at least.>>580201932Does ANYONE have a fun time in Lustria?
>>580202827>Does ANYONE have a fun time in Lustria?Rakarth?
>>580202346except skaven because its funnyalso, are there any mods for friendly fire?
>>580202346>t. Churl
>>580202332Play Durthu if you want to play as the cuck who capitulated to the migrants who infested the most important forest of the Old World and now rule over it.Play Drycha if you want to commit the final solution on Knife Ears and reclaim what is rightfully yours, and ecofascism is the only path forward against the softskins.
>>580202827>Does ANYONE have a fun time in Lustria?gor-rok likes the way it sucks, you're literally powerwashing the other races off the continent
Lustria power ranking:1. Masque2. Skulltaker3. Gor-Rok4. Rakarth5. Tehenhauin
anybody have any experience with this cheat? is it worth giving a try if I want to have some pasta?https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2927296206
>>580203468muh jade dragon…
>>580203468The Lizardmen rework can't possibly come soon enough.
>>580202827>Does ANYONE have a fun time in Lustria?It's really not that bad for Alberic once the gold starts flowing.
There is ugly (cool), and there's ugly (ugly). Gutrot Spume, Morbidex Twiceborn, Bloab Rotspawned, Orghotts Daemonspew, the Basilisk, and the Giant Spined Chaos Beast are all poorly designed ugly (ugly) trash. Prior to this upcoming DLC I think only the Nightmaw fell into the ugly (ugly) camp. Just shows how much they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for new stuff to add.
>>580204072yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man
>>580101623Blue, Red, 2 yellow and no idea what the last one is asking
>>580200318It's GW not wanting to make an army for a minor faction that they don't expect to make money.
>>580201052>Describes SFO + Old World>But says he doesn't want SFO + Old World because the changes are too big>SFO now has in game options menus to change everything about the SFO settingsSounds like he's just a fag
>blow up 2 holes in the wall>destroy the gates>majority of units still refuse to go through the openings and start climbing the wallsMotherfucker I hate sieges so muchJust remove this trash
>>580203542I have it installed for a bit more variety in enemy types, but I never play it because it looks boring as fuck.Humans with ogre mercenary camps, meh.
So that confirms Nagash won the DLC, these other three suck ass.
>>580205161I have no idea what is happening but I hope it's fun.
>>580200440>UK's muslim population>6%log off twitter
>>580205161Fags are gonna seethe when their plan gets disrupted somehow and the whole thing will get nerfed despite it still being busted as fuck on a faction that's already busted as fuck
>>580205439I think that Nagash was always going to win whichever DLC he was in.
>>580205694>Plan is so needlessly complex it fails due to your own overengineering10/10 character fantasy.
>>580205630That's over one of every twenty when there shouldn't be one within thousands of miles of the UK. You're not helping your case.
>>580206013Your eyeballs have been raped by zog propaganda to hate europe and think its a dump, and you fall for it every time
>>580114432The most interesting part of the Bronze Age was the religious, cultural, civilizational and economic aspect, Total War can't do justice to any of these therefore the game is boring to the majority of the audience that want shining armors and big explosions.
>>580201519Reasonable but>Reduce replenishment values and money gain slightlyOnly if the AI likewise gets nerfs, hopefully more heavy handed ones. It already gets tedious in the endgame dealing with infiny stacks while you get to afford two
>>580201052>>580202608No I want my campaign to be fun and meaningful, which also requires proper balancing and difficulty. Nerfing everything is not the answer. Also, crying about Total balancing, yet glazing Paradox is lol, lmao even.
>>580206613Precisely this. The Bronze age is not known for its glorious warfare but for its technological impact. That is precisely why Ancient Egyptian warfare is so boring. The weapons and armour and chariots are interesting, but they never fought wars that are documented and large and influential enough for anyone to want to play a game about.
>>580099810Your m2ex?
>>580206613But Total War Pharaoh is precisely all about the religious, cultural, civilizational and economic aspects.
>>580117469>>580207150I don't want m2ex I want medieval 3
>>580200440>With the UK's muslim populationMost of them are either Pakis or Bangladeshis. Why would they care about Araby?
Playing either of the Sylvania carsteins really is a unique form of cock and ball torture>Several dwarves that are one normal move away from kicking down your front door>Orcs that can't be reasoned with next to them>Ticking time bomb that is Reikland unification and mass war always 1 turn away>Random wood elf roadbump outside your domain that hates you and exists solely to inconvinience you and make friends with the empire so when they declare war on you the Empire decides they hate you even MORE when you have to kill them>Kislev will trespass THROUGH territories just to suicide into your army stacks and ruin any kind of push you try to make>Any potential allies you could find in the other asshole factions like chaos, norsca and skaven just don't want anything to do with youI took out Azhag, gave all of his settlements to Ungrim so they'd be my vassal and give me some breathing room and 20 turns later not only did he declare war on me out of nowhere but in the next few turns made friends with literally EVERY other faction around me so they'd hate me even more for killing him even though he was literally just working for me
what is that full map range aerial bombardment shit the chorfs can do to instantly delete any of my units on a whim and why is it SO much stronger than all my black ark artillery abilities?
What's the strategy for playing Skarsnik? I got the urge to play goblins so I reinstalled TWW
>>580207268And they don't do it well. I would love to play a Bronze Age exclusive version of Civilization. But that isn't what Total War is.
>>580207637Have you actually played it?
>>580206439>If you oppose x, you support yKill yourself, my man. We shan't be doing "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" with either of the filth.
>>580203542>8 retards across whooping 3 provinces mental illness
>>580207572use night gobbos
>>580208053>WeYou've never been to the UK
>>580207315same but its still 5+ years awayfor now enjoy 40k next year :)
>>580208412I don't want 40k I want medieval 3.
Giving H*mans autonomy was a mistake. The Old World should be returned back to the Lizardmen.
>>580208218We're glad you recognise that "we" doesn't include you. There's no scenario in which siding with either jews, or browns is acceptable. Return to whatever shithole you, and your kin crawled out of.
like seriously this shit is so fucking gay how many of these nukes do they get per fight? >LOL FROM DOWNTOWN SAY GOODBYE TO THIS KEY UNIT YOU NEEDED>WHAT? PRIOR WARNING? NO SORRY FAGGOT YOUR ORBITAL BOMB SPELLS TAKE 9 YEARS TO CAST AND OURS TAKE 0.00000001 SECONDS and do 99999x THE DAMAGEfaggot fucking race i can't wait to exterminate these cocksuckers
Will Nagash have to grind for spheres in the arena?
>>580203876You could say that about a lot of factions once they get past the "total war" part of the total war
>>580209281"Beast Master! Their mortars are blotting out the sun!""Then we shall fight in the shade!"
>>580207561At first I thought you were playing TWW1.In TWW3 when playing as Vlad you have quite a few ways to get positive diplomacy through skills and diplomacy.Also never ally with skaven, at worst they backstab you, at best they put undercities under your shit, most likely they just piss off all of the dwarfs/trees you can't deal with early on.Odds are you cucked yourself, by trying to work with greenskins/disorder factions.Drycha is the only NAP you should consider that isn't dwarf/human.You should use the +Empire diplomacy options to make friends with all of the empire EXCEPT Reikland, and possibly one or two others.Move your Vlad army and Necromancer with Zombie Stack to Altdorf ASAP, if you let Karl get too many alliances it's still possible to break them but much harder.Hopefully by the time he's out of the picture you have infinite (free-ish) zombie stacks, and can now relatively swiftly respond to just about any threat through Necro Lords & Zombies.Hopefully you can have Vlad and his vampire bitches wiping out Skaven and Chaos Forces as well.Until the world has stopped randomly throwing shit at you, you should be manually fighting as many battles as you can, because AR causes ridiculous amount of losses for vamps, and Vlad is strong enough that especially with his Vampfus, you should be able to win just about every battle without losses.
>>580205630And if you exclude all people over 60 ?
PSA
>>580208939Ok mutt
who are you guys gonna destroy the world with first when End Times comes out? for me I think it's Nagash cause I don't really play any of the undead factions and he's pretty hype
>>580152589Only if you like bear sex and ntr
>>580208939>Anime girl.White people can't do art, lmao
>>580210127Neferata -> Thanquol -> Nagash -> BorisIs my planned order.
>>580210127Thanquol > Neferata > Boris > Nagash > Glottkin
Things that we still need after Lords of the End Times:Tzeentch 3rd lordTzeentch technology reworkBeastmen legendary heroLizardmen reworkBretonnia reworkMonkey KingInd and Khuresh to be opened up
>>580210127Thanquol > Nagash > idk maybe Ikit if he has upgrades for stormfiends in his lab
>>580210127Tretch to see if anything changed then boris because I like the empire but hate the red color scheme.
>>580210509>Bretonnia reworkANOTHER ONE?
>>580210194and yet anime stole its entire aesthetic from Disney. Curious.
>>580209418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6fvJrsTsE
>>580210194fucking lmao
>>580209949Tzeentch is so goofy, even if I don't love them it's hard for me to hate on them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKuRB77mmd8
>>580210987soulless vs soul
>>580210987Anime isn't art but this is a silly image. It's unfair to assume a culture is inferior in its artistic culture simply by using a single medium as an example. Japanese furniture and lacquerware was prised in Europe, as an example.
>>580210987weebbros...
>>580210194First comic ever is Swiss.
>>580171738Thanquol mechanics genuinely looking kinda confusing at first glanceMaybe that's just me being retarded and just reading about it and looking at funny pictures makes them sound worse than they actually are in person
>>580211331Yeah for the exotic novelty, no one was like "damn this chair is way better than what we can make..."
>>580210987Nipponbros... this brings shame to famiry!
>>580210509Azazel rework to make him a proper hybrid (WoC - Slaanesh) faction ?Tzeentch 2nd WoC LL ?Khorne 2nd WoC LL ?Daniel rework ?
>>580211703Actually it was. Like Chinese porcelain, European copies made for domestic purchase were often inferior.
>>580209949>And if you exclude all people over 60 ?according to ONS data it rises to a whopping 7.8 percentits ogre for surenow lets do americas white population shall we
Gooks on suicidewatch!
>>580210127i'm gonna save it, and thats what no on else did
>>580210047thanks
>>580210047>no VC rework vids before SaturdayI could be dead by then. How the fuck am I supposed to last five days?
>>580209418His simp Arkhan already provided him some for free
>>580212105>ONS dataWait, isn't OSN a British government thingy ?
Rape should be a mechanic
I know you need to wait a week for the cheats to get updated before you can play, but what the FUCK were they thinking picking the 24th to launch. We're all going to be busy then.
>>580212353holy based
>>580213227Is it still p2w
>>580212723Those are the rules for the shills. They put out the video on the rework weeks ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNq3hGYDBGI
>>580213204
>>580213745Never has been, cuh. Sounds like you have a skill issue, cuh.
>>580210987this >>580211180realism art is garbage
>>580213175well yeah who do you think does the census?
Bhashiva is genuinely the biggest piece of shit they added to this gameif I could remove her I would
Bhashiva is truly one of the greatest additions that Warhammer 3 has ever received.If I could add Mung the Brutal, I would.
>>580211937>Daniel reworkLol
>>580214497i hate the start pos what is she supposed to dopurge snake lady? traverse the shitty mountains for 100 turns?
my auto-resolving chud face when I have to actually play the game
>>580215508Im not talking about playing her, I would never buy that fuckass dlcI'm talking about how retarded her and her units are, totally ruined the mountains of mourn
>LL for a race with no underway stance that starts in the middle of a mountain range
>>580216012You go where daddy Zhao tells you to.
YES get absolutely raped you bombardment spamming CUNTS
>play ogres>it's pure ass
>>580214374Some anons on 4chan ?
>Install additional unusual locations mod>As beastmen get this at the start of the campaign>Starts by needing 8 razes, then 18 razes, then 28 razes, and now 38 razesI'm curious how far I'll get this before I get bored of the campaign.
Stuck fighting a war on 4 sides on imrik, I don't see a way out of here
best order campaigns?
>>580207469Ummah retardation. Expect a few beheadings by canela faced creatures if Araby is announced
>>580217228Miao Ying
>>580201052Corruption was far better implemented in the prior games, it needed a tweak rather than a zero sum rework. Now if they add too little nothing changes, if they add too much the mechanic will be mostly pointless aswell (see unusual locations).
>>580217228Malakai, Franz, Elspeth, Tyrion, Tzarina, Khalida, Durthu
>>580207561Neferata getting added should provide some relief from the dwarfs and greenskins bearing down on you north of Sylvania.
really another shit from baby volound on my feedat least this guys getting his bag I guess, these kinda shorts are ez views
>>580218497Isn't Nefertits across the entire mountain?
I see CCs saying stuff about 40k but none of it holds any weight. They're just saying "thing cool" but not saying anything like a person who actually plays Total War would say and none of the gameplay looks good so far. Just lots of blobbing from what I've seen.
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>>580221069wow how fun they game the game even easier now who would've thought they would make it easier again
>>580221069Reddit sure loves the Reddit Rats.
>>580221301it's very much a reddit faction, retards here will call empire a reddit faction when they literally all meme about skaven nonstop
>>580153416GIVE US HEDGE WIZARDS/WITCHES OR GIVE US DEATH!
>>580191548Simply Crusade across the sea!His in-lore job is literally to fuck around at sea and constantly hunt pirates...
>>580221069Ratchads win again, rework incoming.
Whoever said Masters give extra growth to black arks you're a filthy liar
>>580222369Hard to do that with nothing to your name tbqh, but I see the appeal. Too bad sea travel sucks
>>580223479nice work detective
I hate the Skaven as an AI faction with a burning passion, but I honestly love Clan-Skryre. Weapon teams are neat, and I love how good Jezzail's are
>>580223530Unironically what I did was crusade back to Bretonia, take... I think Bordeleaux and a few more cities, then just go raid the sea while propping up Morgana and Louen until I could confederate them (thus I receive their lands and got the total land needed to get a long victory)
>>580223861same, and the reason i hate skaven as an ai enemy is because warp ligtning is a level 1 skill and the ai will spam it on cooldow. This is not fun.
>>580223861God jizzies are so fucking good man..
>>580224349It feels like it's one of the only rifle units who's LOS isn't broken by every single pebble
>>580223861Crane Gunners have over 2x (Workshop) Jezzail's DPS and have 450 range
>>580223861>infinite warp lightning>underway stance (so you know they can outmaneuver you)>endless armies
if the Aztecs aren't in Medieval 3 it's going to flop harder than Rome 2
Are you proud of me /twg/
If Cathay isn't in Medieval 3 it's going to flop harder than Rome 2
>>580225778You let kislev die you monster. try again.
>>580225778very nicebut why are you not allies with your bretonnian brothersand i dont like that border gore up north, give it to kislevi love playing the paragon of global order in my empire campaignstake care of shit at homethen grow order's power worldwidenever gets oldprobably done 6-7 200 turn campaigns on IE, and this one on old world the other day
>It's Imrik's unbeatable army versus every faction around meThis is getting rather annoying managing every single rebellion and new rat army
>>580225953The ice queen is alive! and I'll never be fast enough to save kostaltyn
>>580226065I had a trade pact with the maneaters so they get pissed when I broke it. That'll be fixed the next time I pick it up assuming the great waaagh doesn't kill them
What leaks do you think they will leave in the files?
>>580226328Yin-Yin!
>>580226484I agree my brother in obesity
>>580226484chinks will inherit the earth, our white civilizaiton has long past its prime and we're a bunch of blacked old dying civilizations while china's golden age is just beginning but they respect us and we respect them
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>>580226626Manchus bulls vs Ming Dynasty
>>580226626What retard drew that worthless trash, and why are you shitting up my thread with it? Ogresses look like this.
>>580227587bruh.>Unironically posting legit vore porn in a blue board.
>>580227831Cuh, that's as tame as it gets. It's official GW lore that ogresses shove live elf women up their asses. Take it up with GW if you have an issue.
Did soldiers in real wars also feel really good and go "fuoark yeah look at that" when they charged into enemy flanks and watched them take massive damage and flee or is that just a result of being a video game?
>>580228241Impossible to know. No soldier has ever written about what war was like, let alone something as specific as whether it felt good to win or not.
>>580228241There are books by soldiers who fought in WWI.Half of them are like "oh god it's the worst thing ever"The other half are going "holy shit, living in the city was never this exciting, I gunned down three men while one of my comrades got domed, this is what it means to be alive!"
>war is hell :(>war is hell :)
>>580228241>did people in a real life or death situation feel as good about succeeding as I do when I win at a video game
How did Genghis Khan feel when he painted his map?
He felt like he hadn't painted enough.
>>580229287he realized his retarded sons were going to fuck it all up because they all hated each other over stupid bullshit
>>580229287what would genghis' defeat trait be?
>>580228241War used to be fun and cool, it's just the last 100 years of warfare or so that's been gay and lame
>>580230065+10% missile resist (lord's army)
>>580230194That's actually an amazing trait.
Finally sent the Fay Enchantress to the Chaos Wastes to reach the place where the final errantry war against Chaos takes place. It's been pretty tedious waiting for the army go up there and having little worthwhile to do each turn until then.Not to mention all the bullshit of dealing with attrition along the way.I had to put my army in encamp stance right by quest destination just to heal up for a few turns before initiating the battle. Started the next turn with a fully healed army, and moved the army the tiny distance to begin the battle and STILL fucking managed to take attrition, so my army began the battle slightly underpowered. Fuck's sake.I'm never picking the Chaos option for the final errantry war again.
>>580228756>The situation under Heaven is Chaos :3 (psychopathic larpcel)>The situation under Heaven is Chaos :( (average Nietzschean nihilist)
>>580230567I thought you could teleport to that battle.
>>580230567You know if you take the Decree Against Chaos you gain immunity to Norsca attrition and can just turn Norsca into North Bretonnia, right?
>>580230806It's one of the only quest battles you can't teleport to
>page 10dead general
>>580232985>>580232985>>580232985Move when ready
>>580230806>I thought you could teleport to that battle.No, unfortunately.>>580230906But the errantry battle against Chaos doesn't take place in Norsca. Plus, I didn't travel through much of Norsca to get to it either (sailed past the northern bit of the Empire, then through parts of Kislev like Praag, then east to join the nearest bit of sea).
>>580225778>No Arch-Lector generalAre you, by any chance, an Ulrican or, worse ...a Myrmidians dog ?
>>580225778Why are the wood elves still alive
