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Previous: >>580090592

>Global Game News
NEW PATCH
https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skills
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en
Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/
Current Event: Uma Outing! Event

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg
09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
09/01 - Uma Outing! Event
09/03 - New Legend Races
09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki
09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event
09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.
09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/
09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian
09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event
09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson Big
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)
Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Stories Archive
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Mambo
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You should visit Neo Tomakomai.
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autis/uma/ is back on the hunt for A+ again, and this month (you) have the option of joining us. we just lost a flatliner, so now we have an open slot for someone who's willing to just
>be nice
>play the game and do autos
>hit 45m in a month (voted on by a poal)
if you apply here i'll add you asap, and if you apply in game, just make sure /uma/ is somewhere in your bio so i know its you
other than that, have fun and see you at the races
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Yo Torechan
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You should fan farm
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>/uma/ - Uma Musume General #329
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Congratulations to >>580103490

They were randomly selected to win a hot spring trip for two thanks to the survey drawing.
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One final brown post before I go to bed
Umasumi
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did we go back in time?
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Dig here, Windy"
*unzips pants*
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Even with half TP fan farming in the URA scenario is not efficient because you lose out on fans gained from completing Concerts.
Please keep farming in the Grand Concert scenario for maximum fan output
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>>580107550
Looks like we're gonna have a mile of a time in this thread!
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>pace chuds will now have a card that lets them fight the xogger (forma pace chaser)
we're so fucking back bros
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>>580107550
Join Haythere!
A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.
Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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>>580107550
you screwed up the subject
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>>580107715
>you will never eat ou bro's brossy
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>>580107672
redpill me on the rickey/tarumae/acute dynamic
are they like dirt BNW?
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The quota has been doubled. Check the club chat for more details.
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>>580107345
Northern T
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Yukino fags, she's gonna be good in Scorpio CM, right? Decent shot at getting plat with her?
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>>580107794
does it though
arent pacers jut borrowing nishino instead this cm
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>>580107794
>pace medium card
>the only good pace medium uma can't use it
What's the point, make a mile or sprint pace card instead
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So Uma&Co is the worst club here, right?
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My wifeys
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>>580107842
They aren't ugly and unlikeable, no.
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>>580107794
I'll finally get to start making my pace ace in earnest
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>>580107759
Do your URA runs, anon
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>>580107905
you can just use raisu that has descent built in
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>>580107905
that card is better than nishino wit, whales will use both tho
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>>580107973
I don't use evil umas
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>>580107945
Sorry Inari I know you have encroaching shadow and are sexo but I only have 150K carats, have to save.
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>>580107794
>Look inside
>It's another gambling accel
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>>580107905
>arent pacers jut borrowing nishino instead this cm
Nishino wit is shit, you could use white skill
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what do we think chat
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>>580107875
>Decent shot at getting plat with her?
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>>580107646
Her name is Mile cutie
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>>580107905
Just loopa the white version of descent or >>580107973
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>>580107742
We just lost thousands of loaves of bread
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>>580107751
HURRAYYYYYYYYYY
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>>580107794
only for medium races where the Hogger excels at
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>>580107875
nope
you are already in the soup and XOG'd
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>>580107945
midget women
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>>580108105
I shan't roll
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>>580107875
Make a sacrificial front to hit NSM and yes
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Are there any numbers about the % chance to get carats from an auto run and how many?
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>>580108221
is there a reason why she's there
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>>580108105
looks like a decent borrow if you're a pacefag
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>>580108105
was waiting to make my one pace chaser ace so I could borrow this card
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Fuji Kiseki
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>>580107905
Better hints which includes Straight Descent which is still fine. Umas like Laisu and Finemoaner can be used who have Determined Descent built in.
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>>580108217
I got default Tama with 2 tickets, she's cheap anon, do 10 singles and you'll get her
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>>580108243
5% per race, 5 carats. 10 during double rewards
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>>580108262
Seven Reasons
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>>580107825
This is a B club with the new event
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so we went back in time heh? ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting new members!

> comfy time club
> 5m fans monthly
> open and graded players welcome

send us a request with /uma/ on your profile
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Is this URA only discount a one time thing or did they do this a lot in JP where only one scenario gets discounted?
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>>580107794
>phase_laterhalf_random==1
Nice try gaslight dancer
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>>580108243
5% chance of 5 carats per graded race win (any grade, not just G1 so long as it's graded), this is effected by double rewards
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>>580108317
h-hot...
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>>580108394
We are also getting one for Unity and that's it
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Reminder: Today is the LAST day to earn your StarHorse4 jukebox listening rewards.
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Someone post the fan farm schedule
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>>580108394
This is when URA was supposed to actually be updated, but we got the updated URA and Unity early.
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I was using my last TP juices before the announcement...
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I'm thinking about joining CUMA, danchou seems like a cool and reasonable guy
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>>580108478
So if you don't have Racing Stamina and Ignite Wit in your legacies by the end of these events, you are officially behind!
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>>580108115
Why is her racing attire so lewd?
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so what did we learn?
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>>580108078
It is, 1 in 6 chance for you to become Christmas Oguri-lite, but the speed portion means it'll at least always do something. You'd probably still use it over Nishino wit in any case.
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>>580108503
My what
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i hate grand live so much
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I just started a fan run before the announcement.........
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So what are S and A+ mins now that half TP is back on the table?
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>>580108628
I want to marry Spe's daughters.
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>>580108725
500 mil
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>>580108115
No it isn't, it's some short sequence of Japanese characters that the residents of /umaJP/ can only read with substantial effort
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>>580108681
oh wow, somebody else running goldship for this CM
What's your deck looking like?
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>>580108601
Purely practical to go for the extra mile
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>>580107794
Oguri SEX
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>>580108784
Danchode I think I will be going back to a C+ guild
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hope you're ready to get this and not oguri!
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>>580108628
you can't escape URA.
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but how do I auto SS parents on ura
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>>580108832
budget stuff
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>>580108996
you don't!
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>>580108503
Bwo you can't drop that and not explain what it is
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>>580108952
decent clanking card honestly
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>Not one screenshot of what the Yae card offers
I know it's guts, but jeez.
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>>580108558
it will always be extremely funny to me that bamboo is meno's superior.
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>>580108952
Yaeno being born in the wrong gen again...
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>>580108996
you can't even manual SS parents in URA
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>>580108876
for a second I thought that was a navel piercing and my dick almost exploded
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>>580109081
>>580108952
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>>580108392
>still no evidence of ExcelUma™ spreadsheets
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>>580109135
>he hasn't seen the files....
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2speed3wit or 3speed 2wit for standard FineMo?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iW4nYh7j5c
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>>580109204
she has 0% speed growth you need 3 speed cards gwochalin
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>>580109002
Same
Wish you luck
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>>580109081 (me)
never mind, this bwo clutched >>580108952
>>580109121
yeah didn't take long to eat my words luckily in a good way
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>>580108392
I use LibreOffice
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>>580109342
for me it's csv and notepad
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>>580109342
I also use it since it came with my Linux install.
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It doesn't say anywhere it starts at the same time as the event tho, in JP it started at the same time as the Acute banner
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Danchou here, kindly follow the guide
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>>580108952
> Guts card
U wot m8
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when is this URA boost?
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>>580108952
if anyone was curious about the chain events
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>>580108952
Good guts card for GM
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why do I need fans?
what do they do?
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Stop calling her Fine Moaner
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I love my genius wife!
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>>580109557
left handed is nice, hydrate too, for clanking atleast
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>>580109464
proof before I jump ship
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>>580109465
can't see shit
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>>580109712
That's what I'm been saying
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>>580109557
>semi-guaranteed way to get Left-Handed when relevant
if only clanker liked chains more, I've had auto runs where I never got groundwork from putting Falco in there, but the hint variety is still not bad.
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Digitan LOVE
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>>580109778
here, use what i use
t. other danchou
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>>580107661
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my danchou just tripled the quota because of the half tp event....
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Reminder
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>>580109342
why would you use that when google sheets is free
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>>580109464
>new additions
What if we receive an URA 2.0 EX mode which is on par with GL?
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these fuckers seriously believe with all their heart that they look cool
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>>580109995
based Allen
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>>580109664
>Good guts card
No such thing
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>>580109342
I'd use it if it didn't look like a worse Excel 2003, it's inpressive how bad opensource fags are at UI design, can't even come up with proper menus
mfw forever stuck using Excel2007

>>580109135
I once posted a team trial one, but ever since I had to dedicate myself to the LeFish lifestyle I hadn't the chance nor the feeling to come up with new sheets. Maybe ill schizout about lane or vision skills later on or smth
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>>580110072
you're making up that right
no such thing as URA EX exists other than the update we got with nu-unity, right?
don't lie in the internet
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>>580109756
Look up what was released on November 17th in JP
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>>580110140
Yeah windy's not cool but she looks so fucking sexy oh my god
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boyish women
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>>580110210
he said what if bwo...
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How many carats can I get in URA farming fans for danchud?
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>>580110295
Girly men
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a weekend bigjig
https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
>https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
>https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
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>>580110326
200
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>>580110383
>ntr
ew
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>>580110167
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>>580110326
200 a day. That's 20 pulls in two weeks!
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What was the point of adding this to season 3?
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>you will now farm 12 fans million a day for danchud
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>>580110275
the uma who could literally not be any goofier if she tried. and you think she's sexy. good for you I guess.
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Butt
Trasero
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huh? why do I feel sleepy...
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>>580110541
My sexual pleasure
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>>580110225
So it could really start whenever because we already got URA+?
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>>580110541
Neicha is an important character to KSB's character development
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How am I supposed to loopa in URA?
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>>580110140
c-cooler than you f-fag!
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>>580110295
Nothing boyish about those bazongas
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>>580110805
Loop your GGPs there?
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>>580110167
>he didn't pull Turbo guts
lol you are already behind for GM, it's the 3 guts scenario
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>>580110805
You don't!
Smart trainers will start their day on URA for 2x 200 carrat drops, then do their parent runs normally
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>>580110569
Nah, I'm good.
My danchou is generous.
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>>580108628
Rickey the Lucky saved a life.
abuse babydachis
And fuku needs to die with this 4
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>>580110541
Neicha's thighs can save lives. That's why.
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>>580110884
>Looping GGPs at this point in the game
ngmi
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>>580110919
Good thing I got Urara!
And Ayabe guts!
And... Mambo I guess.
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>>580110857
Creek love
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>>580110843
this woman is ur bro who u game with
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>>580110942
Leave your club
Join mine instead
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I am finally free from the class 5 yoyo hell.
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any orphaned, clubless anons?
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>>580110919
You "people" said the same thing during MANT
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Nobody told me the wit Oguri card was better than the Nishino Flower card now I've started an emergency straight descent parent fuck you guys
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>>580111382
Everyone that is remotely competitive knew that already
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Trainers are for their trainees and if you don't agree you should kill yourself
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Mini the Lady
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>>580111382
Don't forget your downhill speedster sparks!!!
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>>580111085
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I fucking hate all of you!
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>>580111452
Yes, I'll impregnate Super Creek right after URA Finale.
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Join Haythere, I'm am no longer asking
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>>580111382
I posted thew rong image fuck

>>580111487
What the hell is that
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>>580111295
Yeah but I don't particularly want to join an /uma/ club and associate with you f*gs
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>>580111574
not even a fun one...?
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>>580111382
zamn oguri is raiding tamamo's burger pocket...
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>>580111558
Based but why after? why not right now?
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>>580111336
The speed cap is only 1500 for GM
2 speed or even 1 if you have speed growth is enough to cap your speed. Then 2 wit and a group card. What cards are you going to use for the 2/3 slots left?
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I need a mating partner.
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>>580110805
you don't, spend enough time to get an RS:S loop and maybe an RS:P loop and get out. Spend the event time strengthening it if you must and never go back.
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>>580109245
never forget that Tahbo's VA dun goofed and said "Producer" instead of "Trainer" at a concert kek
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>>580110919
Larc is the 3 guts. GM is 1
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>>580111791
I'd plap Teio so bad I would break her pelvis with my weight
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>>580111689
Fine tuning for peak sex performance.
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>>580111621
Can you just tell me which one it is. Just once.
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I'm sure anything would break under the weight of a Teiobro
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>>580111571
No! Your club is gay and Rudolf is a dork!
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>>580111954
:) >>580107683
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why aren't you saving for ramones
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>>580112053
Umamusume B...
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>>580111530
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>>580112103
Too old desu
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>>580111979
If that's how you truly feel...
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>>580111882
want that so bad
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>>580112053
She so cute
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the thread wouldnt suck so much if we had a danchocord to manage the thread from the shadows
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>Today I learnt that "Silent Migraine" are a thing, and they can suddenly and out of nowhere fucked your visual part of the brain, completely scrambling your vision
How did I learn about this? I literally had it happen to me some hours ago, parts of my vision (on both eyes) looking like a broken display, pixels shuffled around. I could even see that shit with closed eyes.
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>>580112281
we do tho
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>>580112281
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>>580112205
Maybe next month
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>>580112331
Can confirm this is real
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>>580112281
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breeding session or she throws a tantrum
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>>580111498
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11984189
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11987900
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if i make a new thread club, how would i join the danchode discord
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>>580112281
>yet another shadowy cabal would save the thread
Umazing idea
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>>580112189
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
FOALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>580112215
Of course you do you dirty slut stop using the thread to fish for ERP or you'll end up yourself raped
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>>580112281
>he doesn't know
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next danchou will be breader
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>>580111784
Pow to hit 1500 pow
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By how much does Wit Ramonu powercreep Fine Motion?
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>>580112460
each new club has a 6 month vesting period. If you survive we will invite you and provide to access to channels based on your average club strength
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>>580112281
>he is unaware
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>>580112460
send dick pick to A***n and he will evaluate your application
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next danchou will be bred
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They're removing clubs in the next update btw
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>>580112757
god i wish
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>they dont know
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>>580111784
>1 speed card is enough to hit 1500 speed for umas like Suzuka
what a load of shit
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>>580112189
why'd they not visit poor Feno?
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>>580112757
Thank god
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>>580112621
Like the difference between SR King and Kita
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THIS IS IT /uma/ MY FINAL ATTACK
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so what if I want to impregnate my danchou that's normal
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I don't know
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>>580112757
I don't think any gacha game has removed guilds even after they're long defunct.
Honkai comes to mind
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>>580112939
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Now that the dust has settled.
Why are there so many clubs not at 30/30 this month?
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>>580112306
Next step is a silent stroke.
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>>580112939
+1 image count
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I'm danchou
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>>580112939
uh oh
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>NTR shit deleted immediately
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>>580112281
>he doesn't know about the club triumvirate
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>>580112621
She doesn't, it's just another poorfag psyop like Light Hello being a must pull
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>>580113001
There's going to be a lot more once the half TP starts.
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>>580113102
Further proves that anti NTR schizo is friends or is a janny himself
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>>580112507
sorry...I'm a bad girl in need of correction
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>>580113102
am I allowed to make a Narita Top Road joke out of this. yes or no
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>>580113001
have you seen the clubposting in the last 5+ threads
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do newfags not know what a self delete is?
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Sure is summer in here
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>>580113247
but uma&co is at 30/30
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>>580113304
29/30 but umama is pregnant
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>>580113247
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j....oi....n....u.....s......
th.....is.....7.....cur....ses...you..r.....pulls
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>>580113280
For some reason this summer went for 4 months straight and hasn't ended yet I'm trying to masturbate here while clanking my runs but I need the AC on at all times because it's so hot but it's fucking September already when is this summer going to end????
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I love umas with big boobies
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>>580113257
i think you should self-delete
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>>580113257
I doubt the board's cooldown would allow such a quick deletion
if it was that easy to pornpost & delete you'd see it more frequently
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>>580113352
no they're always at 30/30
can't you see how many "jokes" we have about discord? unironically they're the club with the least member problems
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Maybe I'm just schizo but it seems like half of the decisions made after 2nd anni were made to kill XOguri
>right after the Satsuki Sho CM where XOguri+2 doms was still a popular strat Cygames released Ancestors
>Ancestors gives Divine Speed an insane gold skill XOguri can't use because it has recovery and will fuck up her ult
>no 2000-2200m CMs anymore only 2400m mediums where she can't speed carryover
>Pasa releases with a gold accel for 2400m CMs for both pace and late
>L'Arc lets you have 1200 stam with 1 stam card alone so recoveries become useless unless the race is 3000m+
>That means XOguri cheating by building less stam is now useless
>during 3rd anni stamina contest is introduced
>you now need 1700 stam for every single race past 2100m, XOguri can't cheat anymore she needs max stamina like everyone else
>repositioning and stamina conservation are also introduced
>recoveries activating right before late-race become bad
>also guts Orfevre used in every single deck gives Divine Speed too
No wonder she fell off so hard after 2nd anni
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>>580113247
dom dom
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I love Rice
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@umamusume_eng the members of the Uma&Co club have been using unauthorized nudity modifications. I strongly recommend suspending their accounts as a precautionary measure, in order to prevent any potential complications with the rights holders of the real-life horses.
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>>580112939
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>>580113564
>the janny got found out being anti-ntr schizo and is running low quality damage control
Lmao
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>>580113280
I'm sad that it's coming to an end where I'm at. Burning alive in 35+ C heat is preferable to days ending at fucking 6pm.
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That wide spread joke was funny
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>>580113749
use freedom units you fucker
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>>580113280
Can't wait for it to be over. Working outside in the heat sucks.
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>>580113746
Jannies have the 3rd world IP range on watchlist. Posts will be deleted instantly
t. knower
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amazing
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>>580113749
what kind of sand creature are you to prefer this heat to literally anything else
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Trainer-san 10 manual mant runs for club ranking doko
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>>580113593
Well, yeah, these games live by making people continuously pull on new content, can't have anything too old still be dominant. Old things can sometimes be competitive, just not dominant.
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>>580113791
I'll spread you wide and joke in your funny
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Air groove coaching all her grown adult off spring how to take trainer's dick
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>>580113946
thanks V
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>>580113946
Good one. You can join uma&co
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>buy beard papa
>Tell parents they can have some
>Come home from work the next day
>It's all gone, dad ate fucking 5 of them, mom ate one.
I want to die.
Uma musume.
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>>580113991
Holding Rulership and Kiseki by the hair so they are forced to watch up-close how Air Groove rides Trainer's dick.
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No one remembers what summer means...
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>>580114104
Without the ears my bro just looks gay
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>>580114065
Who cares we are past the point of no return
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>>580114065
I do but I hate le oldfag meme so I always try to not fall into that kind of callbacks or quirky millenial coded references
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>>580114065
yes we do, but uncs like to talk about the weather
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>>580114065
It is 2026, man. Nobody is going to remember what summer meant back in 2006. They probably don't even remember old rival sites like Gaia Online and Ebaumsworld.
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>>580112875
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blin
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>>580114065
summer as a posting quality measure has been irrelevant ever since smartphones started having web browsers
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>>580107550
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>>580114065
We've been in Eternal September since 1994
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The great Shiraoki-sama will make it so we all get along and Admire Terra will win the l'Arc
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>>580114065
Pokemon GO to the polls?
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>>580113938
Blaze Brian is actually a good example of a unit going back at the top of the meta after years of being shit
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>>580113820
Just for you, 95 degrees Fahrenheit and above. You don't need to thank me.
>>580113890
I get sick easily and so winter just means that I'm completely miserable for a few months while the new variant of the common cold fucks shit up inside me. That is why.
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semen status
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>>580114315
But I want Meisho Tabaru to win and bring about the Gold Triumph dynasty for the next thousand years.
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>>580114315
nah, Shiraoki is gypsy bullshit and this 4 will kill everyone in the thread
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>>580114421
Nice try but I'm not gonna doxx myself
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>>580112875
Falco hornjob...
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>>580114375
Ain't that bad feller. Unless you have humidity
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>>580114457
>7
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>>580114482
retard
you can't get doxxed from posting your score alone
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>>580114297
>eternal september
>not endless eight
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>>580114457
>7
Damn
Bad luck
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>>580114315
If shilaoki-sama was real then why doesn't she give me a fuku gf? Is she evil?
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>>580114571
Whatever you say, James.
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Go into your trainer notes, sort by fans and post them.
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>>580112854
>>580113117
These make sense. I'm so greedy to aim for speed pokke, and wit bourbon, while also lamenting about Ramonu and Pasa.
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>>580114692
im looooooooopin
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>>580114692
You forgot your pointing falco
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weekend bigjig
https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
>https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
>https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
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>>580114692
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>>580114646
all the girls these days are into astrology and feng shuei, your fuku gf doesnt exist bwo..
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>>580107550
>Skip Riko Rice
>Riko is the most important card
Fuck WITTARD
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tqn5EZC4Dp0?feature=share
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>>580114830
>>580114920
Do you niggas even play the game?
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>>580114646
Shiraoki-sama has decided that the thing she got for you in September will be gift-wrapped and hidden away so it can be a holiday present during the Happy Holidays day.
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>>580114692
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>>580115040
4 and it's dick cancer
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>>580114795
Take the GM skip pill
Open League is just as fun
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Accurate breast milk chart?
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but I dont want to mlb my fine motion
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>>580114994
like for 3 days before cm start and then back to looping
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>>580115184
you wouldn't milk a boy
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Just wanting to let everyone know that I did this.
https://litter.catbox.moe/029dyuqdghklb0fq.jpg
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>>580115184
Super Creek butter and cheese...
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>>580115184
Transcend milk is creamy???
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>>580115291
>black
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>>580114994
why the fuck would I do that
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>>580114830
based loopGOD
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>>580115040
Waow... I should've never doubted shiraoki sama.
>>580115110
I'm too young for cancer. Come back in like 20 years.
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>>580114692
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>>580115291
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>>580115184
nishino's would be creamy
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so wit ramonu and sneed pasa are the next two "everyone pull or you're bricked" cards?
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>>580115291
fillies
more like filled
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>>580115553
there's more than that but the others are a secret
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>>580115064
StegoGAWD
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>>580115553
Akebono speed is honestly better than at least one of those, and it's only a month after
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>>580114692
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>>580114692
i wonder who i was spamming auto fan runs with last month.

>>580115553
>wit ramonu
>everyone pull or you're bricked
it's complicated. front mains and end mains never use her again after GM, and pace mains never use her again once mcqueen wit drops 1 month into l'arc. late mains get more use out of her as their specialist BiS releases toward the end of l'arc
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>>580113036
Could you FUCKING IMAGINE? I equally adore how far humans can push their bodies and brains, but also how dummy fragile we're, it's so damn cool and fascinating.
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>>580115724
Made me look
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>>580114692

>>580115064
>1bil
>the next best thing is 230mil, ON THE CHUD
Insane commitment, gotta respect that
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>>580113247
I hate peopke mun!
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>>580115559
I really like you Freckles Boobs but you didn't show up in my pulls so you don't like me that much....
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>>580113247
What is this behavior called
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>>580116037
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hopeful status?
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>>580116197
Nyooooooo!!!
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>>580116180
online exhibitionism
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>>580115161
It's harder to train and aim for a good low rank uma than to be 3rd in Rank B graded with whatever you manage to pump out.
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>>580113247
ew umama is a genshin chud
embarassing
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Biko on my Creek-o
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ArknightsCHADS wouldn't act like this!
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>>580116197
That spider is radioactive, spider mambo!
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>>580116289
soon
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>>580116197
Mmmmm mambo vore
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>>580116428
About that.....
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>>580114692
Auto has done some things to this list
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>>580116489
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>>580116578
This is cool, but sand venom doesn't have a little hat
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>>580116493
LET'S GOOOO
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>>580116197
me on the left
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>>580116578
sexy slutty mambo swinging through the streets at light
swinging under the sheets and night
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>>580114692
Teio became my fan farmer too so it's not going to change any time soon
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>>580116289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u57Beo2_FeA
The Good Life is Hopeful(American)
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Wifehauser
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She is a good and lovable girl
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>>580116802
500 retarded clumsy babies
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>>580116769
that was a good race
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Retarded mambo children
Falling down the stairs
Falling up the stairs
Because they're retarded
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>>580114315
chadmire terra is going to buck his jockey again and win headless to show the whole world japanese horses are the most powerful
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We're entering burger hours it's about time for the Chiyoposter to start asking for my kisses
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Mambo isn't dumb...
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>580117603
You wish
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Mambo

more like Dumbo
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>>580115827
I don't have to imagine, it already happened to me. Was fun to have the doctor ask me about my last stroke and being completely clueless.
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...
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>>580118072
Words hurt
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To think we could have Benzo at our club right now, but he ended up joining one of the other 20 mambo alts...
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kingu luv
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Please be kinda nice
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I CAN'T WAIT FOR TAMA AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>580118237
Twin turbo

More like Twin TURDO
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>>580118162
Who?
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>>580118285
That's a premeditated act of extremely evil, and for that you shall be put down like the dog you are
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.................
I NISMSBSKSJEUSAKS HOM sosbsndmic hucxkfun fickckkkkk godd fikpldasf slae up altrafy i eant to nert and uahe a tood tile please rin miss you so much
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>>580118237
>play Teio
>double jet shows up
>+30 stm and hydrate
love this lil fella
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>>580118397
If you were worth his time, he wouldn't have left you
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>>580118587
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>>580114692
Sure
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>>580118791
Finding out one of my best friend is gay gave me a silent migraine. It was the first time I've had it, I just couldn't believe it.
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>>580118115
Holy shit what? Aren't strokes usually meant to be really noticeable, as they can cause some serious damage? How the fuck do you have "a silent one"?
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End Xog wants Pump and MPB right?
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DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMAY
title holder was so bad at sex they had to make him watch another horse do the deed to get the idea
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>>580118997
I cant believe Chiyo had a stroke and died...
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pumping to xog
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if danchode brings up the using the 50 or 100 drop carats from runs for fan runs /uma/ club is going to simply implode
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>>580118392
Yami Turbo...
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>>580118791
>>580118997
silent strokes are silent when they are not destroying an important part of your brain, it's like having a stroke on your finger vessels
a stroke is a stroke so it means more are to come if you don't get your heart checked
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Crazy to think that at any moment, any one of us could have a freak stroke and die, with our final post being our last input into the world
Anyway I really want to suck on umaboobers
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>>580119115
yeppers
if you feel cute you get maruzen as gp and buy redshift if you get lucky
if you're using double debuffs get a sein gp too lol
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silently stroking to falco
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>>580118976
Me when I found out that my (once) best friend that hasn't talked to me in months suddenly turned out trans on his return. Granted he is also a PANSEXUAL FURRY, so I suppose that was bound to happen.

>>580119183
>FINGER VESSELS STROKE
Is that what they call a "mini-stroke"?
>Studies show people who have silent migraines have some increased risk of transient ischemic attack.
>Transient ischemic attacks (TIAs) are often incorrectly called “mini-strokes,” but they’re every bit as serious as a true stroke.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/14173-transient-ischemic-attack-tia-or-mini-stroke
The human body is metal, holy fuck.
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>>580119115
>Pump
No
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is dying of stroke as bad as getting posted on /gif/ rekt threads
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>>580119329
Suzuka sexo
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>>580119308
this means very close to nothing in the context of the question
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>1st run gives me the stats and skills but not distance
>next two runs are bricks
>4th run gives me skills and distance but not the stats
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>>580119271
Remember to always be close to where your pc is connected so you can unplug it if you ever have a stroke or a meteorite falls on your face
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Loudly and publicly stroking to falco
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>>580118587
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meeku sex
UGH ACK-
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>>580118997
A silent stroke is called that because it isn't as noticeable. You could go through your day without even knowing you had one. Could go years, if you don't get a brain scan for awhile, without ever knowing. Does increase the chance of a real stroke in the future, though. For now, I at least don't have the face dropping and slurring that is common with strokes. I just use it to excuse being more retarded than usual.
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This is a very weird outfit
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>>580119682
milkies on my face
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>>580119484
Deadman switch is the way to do this. Always have your butt slightly clenched around a plug with a lever built into it that maintains a circuit disabling a small time bomb capable of destroying your body and all nearby computing devices. When you die your bowels will relax and all after a suitable delay (allowing you to stick the plug back in if it was just a mistake) all evidence will be destroyed
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>>580119589
Fuck me that spooky. The potential of a simple heart attack or a stroke are scary as it is, but to think that you could be having a bunch of quiet strokes randomly is weird to think about.
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>>580117715
>>580117603
Sorry I'm low T and didn't reply correctly
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>>580119682
The motif is in the aroma
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>>580119682
Top 3 cleavage in umas history
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>>580118397
>>580118587
>>580118870
genuinely cant tell if people are just doing this as a bit now or if theres actually relationship drama happening in this thread
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>>580119682
Boobs
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>>580119861
when in doubt, it's always erp
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>>580119807
strokes shouldn't scare you that much unless you're a fat fuck or you already have heart problem or you got the pfizer jab
early onset dementia is your suicide signal and what should scare you
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>>580118397
who is blud talking about
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>>580119682
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>/uma/ club at rank 101 again
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>>580118397
most mentally stable currensister
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>>580120035
LMFAOOO
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>>580120035
Uma&Co isn't getting S so dunno what is there to laugh about V
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>>580119956
Well yeah, but it's still fucked to think these things can happen period. Makes you wonder what other spooky "quiet" shit your body does without us knowing about.
>early onset dementia is your suicide signal
That's a given, but also a whole other story.
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>>580119994
>black
oh no
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>>580115184
Anyone that eats large amounts is going to have plenty of creamy milk production. Oguri, Spechud and Mirako would all have some of the richest milk you could ask for.
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uh oh derby
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>>580120035
dont poke them too much they're going to NTRevenge all our earners
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Remember to finish your quests for the Kikuka Sho event. St Lite and Kobe Shimbun are both late September so it takes two runs at least!
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>>580120319
That's true. Thanks, Dia!
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>>580120035
Soon.
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>>580119994
me behind the door
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>>580119301
>Me when I found out that my (once) best friend that hasn't talked to me in months suddenly turned out trans on his return.

Relatable...
I get how you're feeling exactly
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Should i run kitasan as a pace chaser
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All the club chat messages used up in an hour, these guys don't stop yapping
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>he abandoned his A+ club for another A+ club
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>>580120459
time to rev up that discord
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I keep seeing Halloween Doto beating Xogs in lobbies, was she really that good?
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>>580120501
wow what a cute musume
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>>580120131
you also can have strokes in your mesentery and that one is an instant kill, but you shouldn't worry about that one if you get to old age for sure it will get detected so long as you live in a nice country, it takes years for it to build up like a time bomb
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>>580120319
I actually forgot about it...
bless up
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>suddenly die
>dick in left hand
>endless loop of hentai on one screen
>a gorillian 4chan tabs open on the other
>last thing I ever said was calling the janny a double nigger
don't scare me like this guys
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>>580120578
I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BEING ALIVE I LOVE BEING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
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Made the danchocord for the danchos~ https://discord.com/invite/raecord
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>>580119994
I am not that brown
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>>580120720
just don't die
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>>580120459
Allen needs to whip up the remaining members. Look at how many are sub 30M
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Stop talking about strokes reta
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>>580120720
What do you care? You're already dead. Your loved ones (if they exist) will have to deal with burning your porn stash.
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better have SEX with all of the MEN you can before it's all over
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>>580120459
Why are you leaking chats now too
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I really need to filter dobergays
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>>580120516
Neck & Neck is good
Shocking I know
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>>580120459
He stole my club's most talkative member so they better be chatting in there
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danchou im sorry but im not feeli
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>>580120720
what's scary about that, that's an honorable death
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>>580120732
We already have one. You need proof before we invite you.
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>>580120720
who cares? you are going to be dead
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>>580120902
Mambo... let go...
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>>580120853
It's more redacted than the Epsatono list I wouldn't call it a leak
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>>580120516
Conveniently strong growths and kit (for stam heavy mediums in this case) at this moment of the game just like steampunk taishin
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>>580120720
Can't be that bad, a lot of suicide cases come from retards who can't choke themselves without dying while masturbating. The family ends up asking the police to not notify such details to the public.
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>>580120829
you see curren has the right idea
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>>580120893
no it's not
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>>580120937
Nyever...
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>>580120501
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>>580120902
brickedbwo...
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Mackie please st~aaaanhgh~ *plap plap* I am still sore please slow down *plap plap pl-
Mackie? Mackie!? MACKIEEEEEEE!!!!
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What if I just quit /uma/ club on the 13trh?
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>>580120731
Talk like that and you're going to wake up one day with the nerves in one of your limbs just dying without warning.
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>>580120954
Everything starts with that
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>>580121125
You would be a thread hero
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>>580121134
Silly! Hi!
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dancho said he's going to spank and whip anyone that does less than 50M this month and all our top earners started flatlining....
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i smell toast burning
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>>580121085
>died of heart attack while doing umayoi
Wtf McQueen is based
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>>580121225
If I have an A+ club that could take me in I'll consider it.
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>>580121292
>>
umasoy
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>>580121292
There are multiple a+ clubs with open spots at the moment if you want to be based right now
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>>580120797
We'll be fine anyway I think the problem is some people haven't figured out that doing fan runs with carats is still profitable
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>>580121292
JOIN US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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>>580121376
that's not oguri
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>>580121292
Uma&co leadership will probably be coerced into accepting you
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>>580121376
Bob Rice is so cute
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>>580121292
literally every a+ club is open bro
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You guys are really gullible, huh
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dramafags don't have decent aces
kill these niggas
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>>580121537
Tricking people isn't a random act of kinda nice
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>>580120731
Life is made up of three elements: ups, downs, and derbies. Be sure to train for all three!!
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Hey.
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>>580121426
because it's not a gaslight, 40 wins is what you need to break even and you're gonna be doing more than 40 races in a fan run
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>>580121640
Hey,,,
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Club drama is for faggots
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>>580119682
Breasts motif
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>>580121602
Did you say... derby?
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More like Fart Falcon
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>>580121640
>>580121686
Stfu
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>>580121703
Rice wouldn't think that or say that, but if she did, she would be RIGHT.
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>>580121648
just because you keep repeating it doesn't mean I will believe you
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>>580121640
would you consider taking in the /uma/club saboteur
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>>580121114
Don't post this!
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>>580121537
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>>580121746
You say things like these but you do not believe in them. You love umadols
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>>580121720
Made for extensive spanking during long, painful, highly consensual BDSM sessions
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>>580121596
It would be kinda nice if you SHUT THE FUCK UP, Twin Jet!
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>>580121114
weird looking ninjin
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>>580121794
You don't have to trust me, go find out what the carat drop rate is and do some basic math
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She hates all insects except ladybugs.
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>>580121928
You are very evil, and I wish you became more kind
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>>580122052
Air Groove...
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>>580121114
Sex
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>>580122135
Senior division midget woman
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>>580121958
my wife
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>>580121812
Wrong reply?
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She can tell how a goat is feeling by interrogating it for six hours until it cracks.
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>>580121537
I will always believe what anons say unless proven otherwise
I never lie here why would other anons lie to me, in an anonymous forum of all places
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>>580122267
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Did you know? Cheval Grand means Big Horse.
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>Can finally use Kitasan as ace next cm
It's her time!
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>>580122016
>go find out what the carat drop rate is and do some basic math
you don't know either, so why even share your fanfiction
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>>580122341
imagine gripping mr cute belly's cute belly
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>>580122363
Cheval Grand means Chainsmoker Cat
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>>580122065
I wish you would drop out of Tracen, you useless Uma.
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is curren chan evil?
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>>580122438
You lash out at what you do not understand
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>>580122468
Yeah
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>>580122341
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>>580122468
No only the posters are
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>>580120902
Love you ex mambwo...
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>>580122468
She's the incarnation of the capital sin of Lust so yeah
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clitasan
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>>580122605
cardinal
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>>580122468
>is indian 4chan evil
yes
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Any cute twink faggots (complimentary)?
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>>580122585
I HATE CURREN
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curry chan
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My trainee kicked me in the back as a joke, and it paralyzed me from the waist down
>>
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>>580122929
sex sex sex
sex
sex
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>>580122929
This is an umadol
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>>580123018
no it's not
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>>580122929
never forget dirt umas are for anal only
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>>580123089
never forget you'll never be a woman
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>>580122929
Lickable tummy
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>>580122929
what is this woman so angry for
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>>580122598
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>>580123089
.......
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>>580123089
only Tarumae and Urara
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It's time for men.
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I sense that my trainee and I have formed an irreplaceable bond during this time together.
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If only Espoir City was a mare
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>>580123165
I'm a man so yeah
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>being an hero for leaving a club and fuck everyone else' hard work
this is the level huh
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>>580123318
Dober would be a great housewife
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[Heartening News]
4chan has a club ranked in the top 100 (S) once more.
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>>580123318
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Let’s not sabotage other fellow clubs~
t. danchou
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finally some good fucking posts
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>>580123414
if she can get pregnant then she's a mare, especially in the bed
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>>580123664
true
>t. other danchou
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Best strat to use for CM20?
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>>580123278
I'll never forget my Mambwos, the Machan pic made this even sadder though...
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>>580123725
late/front
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Mambo trying to be the gayest club in /uma/ in a world where Umaco members fuck each other in chat
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>>580123725
Make a sigil for winning, rub one out on it, burn it. It works best if you also pray to Shiraoki-sama
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I'm going to mating press Mejiro Dober so that she has to look at the face of a MAN as she experiences the pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>>580123318
Men (derogatory) or (complimentary)?
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>>580123873
No friend self report
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Oguri Cap and I were made for one another
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>>580123670

>>580123668
SEX WITH TINY UMA SO I CAN BEND THEM OVER TABLES AND MARRY
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>>580123927
I bet she keeps a picture of her trainer under her pillow
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>>580122880
BASED LAISU
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I'm going to kiss and hold hands with Mejiro Dober because I love her
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>>580124006
>eating from a bucket like the piggy he is
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>>580124006
Why are you stealing your dog's food?
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I miss Yokai Teio
I miss having artfags
Not this drama nonsense
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>>580124176
if you're from /v/ you should have moved to /vm/a with them
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>>580124006
Please use a gohan chawan and hashi like a civilized hito
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>club leader has not yet to remove any chibi of his clique shit in trainer's office area while the random ones get sent out to the field/backstage
it's painfully obvious how he is doing this everyday it's pathetic like okay man we already know you guys are close internet friends
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>>580123748
One day we'll all be back together

Just not today
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>>580124413
i
genuinely
do not care
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>>580124413
I assumed where they show up is random
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>>580124413
chibis are random my dude you can't organize them
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>>580122391
The game tells you what the drop rates are bwo
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>>580124006
that actually looks really good
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>>580124413
stop posting like a woman on her period
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every day Mejiro Dober writes the name of her trainer on a piece of paper and places it in her pantsu
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>>580124413
This is a genuine schizo
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>>580124612
>umanko voodoo
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>>580124413
...the chibi's are random
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>>580124612
I was hoping you would say something like "until Dober pees on me"
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What are they thinking?
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>>580124413
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>>580124176
>someone earlier asks /uma/ how Ramonu wit stacks up with Finemo wit
>definitely a newfag because he doesn't know how to read GameTorah charts
>/uma/ gives him a dismissive response, says Ramonu is gaslighting done by brown people
>gets otherwise ignored because of discord drama being discussed

>he then goes to /v/ma and asks basically the same thing
>gets pull charts, some analysis of stats, some discussion on if f2p status or not, future pull plans etc

At a certain point you sleep in the bed you make. Maybe spoonfeeding isn't on the agenda here but any one poster can do their part to make this general better.
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>>580124413
yes anon, danchou is specifically targeting YOU by messing with your rng to ensure you're never in the trainers office
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>>580124432
I believe it bwo, chance talks like these are always nice, makes me remember the good ol' times, I hope the others are also dojng good, a bunch of the more talkative guys also left...
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>>580124774
This is when URA revamp went live in JP and we haven't gotten this event so here it is.
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>>580124851
chudnosaur my self insert
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>check my club
>I'm in the trainer's office with all the other top dogs from the club
hehe...
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>>580112463
Having sex with Ardan in the shadows
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>>580125001
I HATE HELIOS
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>>580124774
Are we back in loop season?
>can't reach SS in URA
What's the point? We all have our URA greatgrandparents at this point already, right? All this do will roid up the club fan gains again
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>>580124413
mambwo....
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Is pulling for CB wit still worth it or do I just save for Ramonu?
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>>580125193
CB only needs 1 duplicate before diminishing returns kick in
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>>580125193
If you're an end chud you may want the card at 1LB at least, if you don't have Creek MLB the banner has high value
But Ramonu needs 400-600 rolls, plan accordingly
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>>580124851
Why did you leave again
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gimuretto
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>>580125120
It's just awkward because non-SS uma really suck outside of first time Racing Spirit loop starting.
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I don't think the 6 wit strat TT ace is working at all. I've gotten around 6-8 gold skills per trainee and 564 Escapade on top of that. But somehow they're scoring way too low due to not winning or something like that? I feel like getting a win gives higher score.
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>>580124851
Same banter as always, nothing's changed

My new club is strictly business which is what I wanted for now at least. I admit it's sad not having certain people to talk to daily though (or pink shoes ohayo)
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>>580125445
>I feel like getting a win gives higher score.
that's because it does
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>>580108318
Paizuri.
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raping spirit
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>>580125283
you only need 5 pulls if you're good at the game
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It's over...
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>>580124790
I started with /vg/ but I'm in both threads now. You guys are funnier than they are, but you also fall off a cliff whenever like two or three particular people get brought up

but they're definitely more into the actual like, game.
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>>580125295
Wouldn't you like to know you curious anondacchi...
>>580125449
Ah, had a strong feeling it was you... The pink shoes frenzy was indeed funny and I do miss talking to some of the guys myself, the CM practice rooms were fun... Well I do hope you're having a good time in your new home at least, that's the important part!
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>>580125626
And you only need a 7 to die while you sleep tonight if you're bad at the game of life
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>>580125445
It's a balance. You want gold skills, but you also want your umas to get top 3 placement to get an optimal score, top 5 is also fine.
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cant wait for plats to get doxxed so we finally know who between /uma/ amd /v/ma is better at this game
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@TamaLove do you happen to have an open slot if possible? High earner looking to move.
>Why?
Have a few mutuals in there from hosting lobbies, would be a good time I think.
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7 and i die while asleep tonight
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>>580125643
Suzuka is the sexiest.
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>>580125857
See you soon
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>>580125857
giwtwm
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>>580125857
You're not escaping umapyoi that easily
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>>580125857
BROOOOOOOO NOOOOO
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>>580125660
This thread is plat central and the average anon knows the accel/speed values of the most popular skills by heart so it's hard for newfriends to ask questions and not get thrown the gametora book at their face. /vm/a may care more about keeping things ontopic and giving fish instead of teaching fishing but they suck at the game bar a few exceptional anons.
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>>580125857
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>send trainee off to independent training
>she's still in the lobby
My immersion...
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>>580125849
We're 30/30, maybe check back next month
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finally i get to isekai
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>>580125857
7 and his favorite Uma will ride his cock before he dies.
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>>580125739
Likewise! I expect to have my 5th cm win in a row for my current streak and I owe it partly to them

I won't speak for danchou but I'd imagine the door's always open. I may wander back one day
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>>580125660
I was the one teaching anons here how to loop though
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>>580125997
I'm not sure if you're aware of this but most of our guys that are good at the game practice in lobbies over there not here
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>>580125982
Would Ardan follow me to the afterlife to keep umapyoi'ing me
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>>580125660
I'm Fine with tolerating the constant name-dropping here since 99% of it only happens during american hours. Not gonna spend any significant on the vm thread until this place goes to complete shit since /v/ lingo and memes are legitimately the unfunniest shit of all time
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>17k carats
It's not going to be enough for Kris S and Ramonu, right?
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>>580125857
I'm starting to think that Shiraoki-sama isn't a virtuous deity...
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>>580124413
Everyone took this post way too seriously
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>>580126078
Bummer...
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>>580126298
just selector her
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>>580125857
>>580125947
pls don't die, anons
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>>580125849
autis/uma/ has a slot :)
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Boss-su...
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>>580126257
Just cause the rooms fill faster
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stop trying to die with numbers
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>>580125568
>>580125445
I'm going to weed out low scorers and just run them back in GL. Thanks.
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>>580126586
I'd suggest testing your aces against theirs but at the same time I don't really care what you do
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>>580126624
kwab
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>>580126624
7 and your appendix bursts
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>>580126624
>4
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>>580126624
>4
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>>580126153
That's very cool, all the practicing paid off! I lost last one sadly and it broke my streak but I've been very lazy with building aces in recent times so I had it coming...
Well I also love my new dacchis so I find it hard to believe I'd leave the club anytime soon but if it ever happened I wouldn't mind going back...Hopefully by that time you and some of the other OGs are still around...
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7 and I'll marry an umamusume.
0 and I'll die single.
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>>580126257
Which ones
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>>580126695
But anon I'm one of the room hosters/joiners you're talking about
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>>580126863
Join rooms over there and find out
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>>580125857
Good riddance, one less schizo
Geng Shui wouldn't do this to you btw
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we won't save your dying C tier club no matter how much you shill /v/ro
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>>580126998
>8
this thread is getting spooky
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>>580125739
Yes I would like to know
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Threatening to kill yourself if you don't lose your virginity and making your Uma utterly devastated and horrified at the thought so so she has to have sex with you so you don't kill yourself but she can't stop crying the whole time!
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>>580126624
I busted my second nut of the day to fuku like 10 mins ago. I don't care about what this bitch says no more
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>>580126998
I NEED Rickey to look at my penis like that.
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>>580127126
dumb umas like oguri wouldn't see what the big deal was. "can I eat while you fuck my hole from behind, Torena?"
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7 and feng shui is no longer
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>>580125660
I used to help anons here, but now I rarely do it since /v/ma is there for anyone who cares about talking about the game
Practice rooms here are still better than there
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>>580127126
A woman would seriously rather die than have sex with someone that isn't Chad
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I wish you could save parent loadouts so I didn't have to keep hunting for my current loopers
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>>580107715
>>580107550
cute and smelly <3 pits!
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HUGE club announcement tomorrow before reset
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>>580126297
>dude wind lmao
I can't bro...
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>>580127126
>trainer thinking he's still a virgin while his uma has been raping him on his sleep from day 1
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>>580127234
No one wants your help. Lemon mogs you
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>>580127242
Bro your marks?
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>>580127234
Falco pointing up posters have replaced you.
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>>580127372
they already have marks because they have 3* blues or pinks
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7 and shiraoki-sama rapes me in front of my trainee
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>>580125582
A good choice.
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No newcuties would want to be taught by that thing if they saw the club screenshots
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>>580125849
Dancho... what if his earnings outweigh the damage of an early kick....
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>Born in the US
>Lives in Japan
>Pretends to be Latina
Why is she like this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5-MZP1wUqU spunky no one saw that
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>>580126841
Ace-building is one of the only things keeping me playing so that's why I'm where I am

Everything happens for a reason so if it's meant to be then it will happen. I wouldn't overthink it
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>>580127618
I wouldn't want to admit I was born in the US either
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I love the smell of my trainee after she races.
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>>580127609
not danchou but kicking people who are following the club rule is gay
danchou is already grinding fans 24/7 to try to reach for A+ while maintaining the idea of a casual club
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bueno
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>>580127618
Taiki already stole the gimmick of acting very stereotypically american so she had to find some other country to larp.
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Imagine being a newfag and getting advice from this
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>>580127779
>zoomer propaganda
I will respectfully pass.
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>>580127786
I really want those sweet sweet a+ gibs
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>post once
>schizo gets activated like a manchurian agent
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>>580127960
You are not immune to propaganda.
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>>580127618
Her roommate is not that different
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>>580128043
Can't say that if you have less fans this month than danchou, can you?
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>>580127541
I remember being stunlocked with a boner the first time I saw Fuji's racing outfit in BOANE..
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>>580127960
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>>580128043
Why not come get some S gibs instead, frees up a spot for the other guy to join TamaLove too
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>>580128129
I owe her sex.
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>>580127073
The club was more than capable of sustaining itself without me at the time (this was before auto was introduced, the 2nd highest earner was doing basically the same numbers as me) and I wanted to try my hand at S rank since I was outputting a lot of fans, plus /uma/club seemed like a very cool bunch (they are)
My biggest regret is leaving behind some very nice dacchis that I loved to chat with but to be honest activity was dying out very hard the last months of MANT, I'd imagine everyone was kinda feeling it
Boring, I know, maybe you expected some thriller story on how I got contacted by the mysterious uma shadow cabal to join another club and destroy mambo...

>>580127710
Yep, I remember you going hard on ace making, for me it has become pretty secondary, I'd rather roll on the girls than the cards at the moment, maybe I'll start playing more "competitively" again at some point

Who knows, everything can happen I guess...
Gotta hit the sack now, nice chatting again, if you ever see me here in thread do say hi, love you mambwo
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>>580127938
Who would you ask for advice?
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>>580128151
I've already got too many umas that I love to fall for any extra ones, sadly.
That and her ear socks and drawings on her face look stupid as FUCK
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>>580128184
>>580128265
I'm sorry for asking, I don't want to be thrown out into the streets like a hussy
loving tama is my forever home, sometimes I just dream of expanding with a little too much ambition
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7 and you come to Tomakomai
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>>580128416
I would probably ask V
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>>580128416
Discard 7p
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>>580128691
7 and Tarumae kneels to Feng Shui
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>>580128768
>>580128768
>>580128768
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>>580124817
...so that's why I'm always at the place where danchou is?
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why are tamachuds crying your club is within A+ range
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>>580128265
>>580128615
>not one single lone standout toreina wants the S gibs, free carat pack (or more) from danchouthis month, and to have the cool "entry" as a hero to bring the club over the edge
i don't believe it, oguri posting or otherwise. . .
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>>580128416
I'm impressed Lemon improved so fast, he was kind of mid when he first started hosting rooms but his umas in GL have looked pretty good.
Nice to see people who join rooms get better
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>>580124540
yea? where?
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>>580128891
Same. I've been following Lemon's progress since his shitty MANT umas and now he's pretty good.
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>>580128374
You already know this but I have specific taste and try to make my girls win, ethically. I find it fun

Sleep well bwo, you can find me on the track over there but I pop in here occasionally when everyone's behaving
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>>580128416
>rolled for Pearl
Lemon guy seems kinda based
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>>580128416
>MLB LH
>3 MLB SSR SPEED
>1450 Speed
>>580127234
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>>580128893
I think you can click somewhere on the reward screen after a race and the game will show you the drop rates
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what's it like dying of feng shui
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>>580128819
This scared me quite a bit when I saw it in the morning
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>>580129241
Need something? Who are you quoting?



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