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>>580161035Posting in the Doto thread
Digitan LOVE
the other thread has kitighs, but this thread came first, so i think we should use this bros...
bravo
>>580161035I will never forgive this creature
This thread feels evil
>>580161189love raisu
>>580161276hyaaaaah!
>>580161276Fact: Falcoposters are the strongest posters on earth.
Never leave your clothes unattended
wahey
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>580161035doto tripped, fell on top of me and one of her nipples landed in my mouthwhat a goofball!
>>580160181>pull the generalists+one style card that comes with free pulls too>that's your whale deck
Do we care too much about G1 winsSome of the most interesting abd funniest umas were not big winners and cygames have them much more interesting career stories compared to the ultra winnersKitasan is boring uma and yet everyone loves "jobbers" like Taabo or look how popular Rulership became
posting my beautiful, amazing, strong, and wonderful daughter before I finally go to sleep
>>580161561>born from a mutt
>>580161510Rurashippu is a G1 winner
>>580161585>kwab du nord
>>580161561Umasumi based Kawakami appreciator
>>580161561sleep well, based princess appreciator
>>580161585They need to retire Forever Fraud
>>580161637So did Ryan and look how people treat her
>>580161510I only care about triple crown winners (or triple Tiara)
>>580161561goodnight kawakamiGAWD
>>580161360all women do this
After the onsen
Join da Mambo!
>>580161693Boyumas aren't sexy, and that's a fact.
>>580161805why is digitan pregnant
>>580161186sad
>>580161590*HEEMS you*
>>580161510the most winningest horses tend to be the least interesting ones, like gentildonna, almond eye and kitasan (like you pointed out)it’s more fun when a horse has an actual arc and some conflict in her career like chiyo or doto
pick yer poison>>580161876prolly just one of Dober's 1949592 fetishes. kinky uma.
>>580161880>western artist
I just skimmed like 4 threads and the club drama was nonexistantthis is boring as fuck
>>580161759My god, Silence Suzuka always gets the hottest art
When is URAfest? In 10 hours with TamaInari banner?
drama status?
>>580161929if it's good who cares
>>580161924>Dantsu Fuck off
>>580161943you were supposed to post a curren pic kwo
>>580161929western artists can struggle with faces, but as a hopeless coomer they can be VERY good at drawing some MEAT on a woman
>>580161991yeppers, another boring day until second reset
Anyone itt want DOM DOM? I give you DOM DOM
>>580161924I really really really love Laisu, but i'm a huge boobs faggot
So I just spam URA until I get 200 carats than go back to GL?
>>580162030>>580162071>>>/r/eddit
>>580161924right
>all these shitty posts happening at the same time as they happen every daythe nyoooooooticing continues
>>580161943I learnt Flash is a kinky fuck like all Germans are with how they love to show off their poop shelves
>>580161276
>>580162307nonny looks like THIS?!?!
>>580162071dumbass punpkimg>>580162206>>>/pol/
>>580162050we have architects, pdfs, footfags and ERPlayers in this general, and yet ryonafags are still the worst of them all. scum.
>>580162256real kg hours
>>580161721What are they up to?
>>580162206reddit does not assist me in being a coomer anon
>he thinks saving up will give him a whale deck while also rolling OP umas and OP parent umas
>suddenly 3 back to back CurrenpostsNyoticing...
>>580162406
DANCHOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS FLATLINING
>>580162096That's just the way the carrot crunches sometimes.
>>580162495Kill Currenposters
>>580162412>a little abuse with a bit of blood>RYONAshut the fuck up my man
If you don't own a rice cooker or air fryer, you don't belong in /uma/
>>580162495
>>580161924>>580162050haha what if Dantsu slobbered all over your cock then made you shove it into a big powdered cheese container then slobbered all over it again haha
>>580162545THAT CARROT IS GONNA CRUNCH
supiki
I have an air fryer but don't use it
>reddit tachyon
cryer
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/31665>AU storyWhy?
my club bf dumped me for 450 carats...
Why are we footfags so hated? We are harmless and just enjoy sucking on some cute (female) toes from time to time
>>580162613NOT IF SPE MUNCHS IT FIRST
>>580162536>mfw the club newfriend is becoming a top earnerDanchou...
>>580162648
>>580162763Footfags are just an easy target I feel like, NTRfags are more subhuman
autis/uma/ is back on the hunt for A+ again, and this month (you) have the option of joining us. we just lost a flatliner, so now we have an open slot for someone who's willing to just>be nice>play the game and do autos>hit 45m in a month (voted on by a poal)if you apply here i'll add you asap, and if you apply in game, just make sure /uma/ is somewhere in your bio so i know its youother than that, have fun and see you at the races
>>580162736This is very expected when you remember it's a woman self-inserting that made this
>>580162935but I like NTR...
>>580162948is 45M good enough for A+? good luck guys I like you all
>>580163014Bwo...
literally nobody says this
>>580162935HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>580162798Yeah it'sa me
>>580163059no idea, but given that last month about half of our dacchis were in the 20million range, doubling that should help us quite a bit
Whack ehm Tannhauser
>>580162992>The annihilation and genocide of males Uma, the Umamusuko; their total erasure of history.LOL
>>580162983>tranny artist Kill yourself
>lets NOT eat at the burger place!!!your uma is not like this right
I don't consider myself a footfag but some pics let me see the vision
>>580162798Sorry bwo-senpai, I'm just trying the looping and I'm addicted, to the point I buy runs with carats
good morning I LOVE Shichi (Gold City)
>>580163014>Taikifags are cucks
>>580163014We all do!
>>580163014We should like all Umamusume, as they have feelings too
>>580163385We know.
ryan LOVE
Doto...
me otw to the burger place
>>580163620dead before Christmas
>>580163654Fuck off, Taro
>>580162763Because every single interaction from you faggots is super annoying and yes, it is a double standard. Breasts and ass are just natural to admire on a woman but footfags really go out of their way just to say "LOOK LOOK BAREFOOT!" You have everyone pandering to this bare, safe and uninteresting fetish and clap like seals when the scraps you're given are less than mid. I can appreciate a good foot that may or may not have painted toenails but anytime someone points out the ass, breasts, nape, stomach or hands, you faggots will always be there asking, BEGGING to see some barefoot. And the worst part? You loud faggots don't even like feet, it's just pointing out and begging for it to pose as gooners and that is the biggest sin. You know there are plenty of artists that draw foot fetish art that only actual footfags would like but you only good to the ones that don't, why is that?
>>580163360Yeah right? There's nothing wrong with looking at that pic and getting aroused. In fact uhm... If you'll excuse me... I have something to take care of, right now. Gimme a minute.
>>580163654
>>580163686>hatless witch
>>580163385I love Shichi too (Tap Dance City)
>>580163724>not DaiSca
>>580163724>4it's over, Shiraoki-sama has willed it
>>580163724yeah, you will be. this 7 proves it
>>580163014
Dantsu raped me
>>5801637247 and it's you instead
>>5801637247 and you die in place of Doto, 4 and I die in place of Doto, anything else and the thread is burnt toast
7 and it happens
>>580163909All you had to do was to take the cheese!
>>580163909
>>580163724Suck my balls
Dantsu is pretty hot...
>all these 7 failsDoto will live out a long and peaceful elderly life, and when he does decide to go, he will be surrounded by young mares.
Stop playing with things you don't understand.
>>580163981nyo..........
>>5801640587 and everyone in this thread will have a girlfriend by Christmas
7 and you all get Tama from cheeky tener
Doto in stupendous health, he was reported saying "I can't die before killing the opera bastard"
>>580164127damn.... thanks bro
>>580163909kek what a raped bitch KWARB
>>580164127I will hold you on to that!
>>580163397No not cucks but cuckers, it makes sense, since there's a subset of Taiki Shuttle fans that lean into the Seiun Sky cuck chair memes.
>>580164127I hope its an uma
>>580164020>young mares>Reincarnate in Satono's Island
>>580164127Rolling for a 7 so it's the girl I have a crush on
>>580163996bwo they snipped Doto's balls long ago...
>>580164267>>580164127E-EH!?!
>>580164267critically based
>>580164267HOLY SHIT
>>580164267Good for you mate
>>580164267
7 and your mom dies in her sleep tonight
>>580164314Less Doto offsprings, the better.
>>580164267Congrats m8
>>580164127Thank you, hero.
thoughts?
>>580163686>Hokkaidohaha, I know this REALLY cool place you can visit while you're there called Tomakomai! Did you know they have a bird sanctuary and an active volcano nearby? Also, winter is just around the corner, I heard you can go ice skating or check out the winter sculptures. Sounds like fun!
>>580164127But I'm gay...7 and I become straight and Christian
>>580164521>active volcanoThat sounds scary, I think I'm gonna cancel my flight...
>>580164510sexy graph
>>580164547noooooooooooooo
>>580164510Remove Soccerboy
fuck you danchouI won't refill anymore today
>>580164547PRAISE JESUS
>>580164127
>>580164547BASED shiraoki
i want to jump into an active volcano
>>5801645987 and you turn straight as well
>>580164748>>>/d/
7 and all previous 7 posts are null and void
No cures okay?
>>580162763Mostly because you're a safesexy fetish so the most annoying people on the planet larp as footfags.
Huge diamonds
One fried silly, please!
>>580164127>>580164547
fuckxina
>>580161035Fatty!
https://x.com/DarleyinJapan/status/2096803158391689367
>>580163765have you finished dirty tsukaima?
>>580164510
Lots of 7s for good causes!
>>580162669
SOOON my oishis are hoomeee
>>580165140random acts of kinda nice work like that
>>580164916Ugly mares
>>580161393Doto raped me, got pregnant, accidentally got nipple piercings, and accidentally starting blasting milk all over the floor while we were in a business meeting with tracen higher ups.She goofed up!https://files.catbox.moe/dr9mh4.png
>>580165264That's a femboy
>>580165214If they were truly random acts of kinda nice, they wouldn't be limited to just /uma/ my friend.
Kneel to the feet of the Surging Wave of the End of the Century
...
>>580165420limiting your niceness is what it means for it to be kinda nice
>>580164929holy shit
brown hours
Which clubs are those?
oomer
>>580164180Me on the left
>>580164127But I will be celebrating my Christmas, NYE and New Years at r/a/dio this year again
>>580165563the best kind
>>580165286She really should eat her vegetables
>>580164127I'd brush this off if I hadn't had a close encounter with Shiroaki-sama yesterday.
>>580165123yes
>>580165493Either way, we should do it in moderation
>>580165316...is uma milk good for you?
>do MANT mission>get thisnot a bad loopa, just missing PP which I get from kawakami anyway
>>580165563brown...
>>580165652>not celebrating xmas with /uma/I thought we were friends
>>580165779armpitasan pero pero
>>580165720>he's non-autistic
>>580164127This is a good omen
>>580165720GIWTWM
>>580164127not if I can help it
>>580164127maybe Christmas 2050
LETS GOOO
>>580165779>>>Front
Who is your favorite club memberWho is your least favorite club member
>>580165785I found some of you bwos there last ChristmasALL GOODIncluding the bwo that hated Tanuki Rudolph
>>580165840>>580165971we love fronts here
>>580165720Feels like a trainer being groomed...scary.Shina would NEVER do that to her trainer.
>>580165978>favoriteme>least favoritedanchou
>>580165563
>>580166047MARKED
>>580165978>Who is your favorite club memberthe guy with the machan profile>Who is your least favorite club memberthe guy who's requested Kashiwa Kinen sashes on cooldown for the last week
>>580166047I need to touch Kaichou
>>580165720umastation 5 has no games
>>580166024What WOULD Shina do to her trainer, for interests sake.
anyone besides me pulling for tama
Mambros where's your Mambo ace? Where's your Fuku ace?
>the guy who's requested Kashiwa Kinen sashes on cooldown for the last weekdanchou just killed that guy
>>580165264*absolutely mogs you*
>>580166260Neth always has a Fuku ace, /v/ma tourist
>>580166258Everyone at Tamaclub has to pull for Tama
If tomakomai is sho great, how come there's no racetrack????
>>580166332said nobody ever
CREEKU
>>580166138This is not sexual assault btw
>>580166258Yeppers, hoping to run her this CM
uma for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j2NpomwLk
>>580166372What the fuck that's news to meMy pull plan need sto be adjusted if I want to stay in the club
>>580166218Flirt with her trainer like a maiden in love, respect his boundaries too. That is also the reason why she's gotten nowhere with her clueless trainer, while Gentil and her sisters have already hooked up with their respective trainers btw
>>580165720Maybe I shouldn't have dig in too deep to know that the original image was just a paid girlfriend. Oh well..
>>580166258Sorry I'm saving my load for granny
Okay but I really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really reall y relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy reallyr elya relaly really really really really relaly really really really love Stego.
gdon is boring I'm going to get vxna instead
>>580166408You can afford a cheeky tenner if you do farm runs during ura half tp
>>580166397
>>580165720Notice how there's no games in this image.
>>580166423Wtf I love Verxina now
ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF TAMALOVE.TAMAMO FESTIVAL INSPECTION WILL START 2 HOURS AFTER CM RESET AND LAST AROUND 24 HOURS.FAILURE TO SHOW YOUR TAMAMO ALT WILL RESULT IN EXPULSION FROM THE CLUB.THAT'S ALL.
>>580166258I'm main tama fan here bro
>>580166423what's the point of becoming a torena if you don't want to get umapyoi'd by the umas?
This is a STALLION general.
>>580166423>That is also the reason why she's gotten nowhere with her clueless trainer
>>580166218
tokai teio 100mood card for power just dropped
>>580166553ironic and moronic post from the faggot that prefers the one that looks manlier
>>580166741truuuu
>>580165753
>hit 100 carats cap on fan runs>only spent 50 carat refillsOk I'm convinced
>>580166747>>580166423>>580166024Shina is a good girl...>>580166791BAD very BAD
>>580166791stop posting this.
>>580166747yjk her trainer is getting his pelvis shattered by his adult coworkers every evening
>>580166801>no stopping me! for dirt
Satono Reve has officially retired and will be moved to Shadai Stallion Station for stud duty21 starts, 9 wins, from those >Takamatsunomiya Kinen wins B2B>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (G3)>Keeneland Cup (G3)May he have a comfortable duty
Cutest Uma, Cutest VA.
>>580166801>get a random mood down>run gets brickednice game retards
>>580166909
>>580167026that's not stego
>>580164127Shiraoki-sama...Arigato....
>>580166989Not those ningen bitches...
>>580167001>no stopping me for dirt>on haru urara That's the lore behind it?
>>580166989all the umas would know you're cheating on them just from the scent of your body being covered in the smell of other women
victory pizza in my mouth
…
The xogger war has begun
>>580167546I wonder what's on her mind...
I have honestly never cared for Inari at all, but her festival alt is pure sexo. Will for sure do dailies but I can't afford to spark, so hopefully I get her.
>>580167548self-doxx king...
maruzensky on enhance page has the lewdest ear wiggle
>>580167579bed breaking, hip lifting, leg locking, umapyoi with Seiun Sky
>>580167579
Is what they say about dirt umas true?
you said you weren't snacking on banners
>>580167767AIEEEEEEEEEEEE THE CROP DIDN'T WORK
>>580167814afraid so
>>580167657I dont cared about her until i saw cingray and now i care insanely
>>580167830I won't
>>580167830Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
umamusumes are the leading cause of erections
Are you going to LOOP during URAfest? If so, which skills?
What's the % of getting 10 carats in a 40 race slave run?
>>580168097not dancho
>>580168097Im going to continue doing GL runs but do 2 extra fan runs in ura a day for danchud
>>580168097no reason not to
>>580168097I already looped what I could I will only get fans for danchode so he loves me
>>580168097
>>580168097YesStamina, power, mood, wit, speed
>>580167053>He doesn't know JP introduced a paid way to prevent mood downs and debuffs like slacker
>>580168097yee but full fan deck
>>580168097I'm still trying to loop dd pp gw iw and racing spirit stamina, I just cannot get all of them together
>>580168097You just want to gamble for URA skill startersOdds of hitting actual loopa are low40 races, fanslave for danchou during downtime
>>580168097maybe try for some sprint and long ggps with mood
>>580167802>Seiun SkyWrong, she's all aboard the Shuttle.
>>5801682685/5 is tough especially without much for gold skills to help
>supreme commander Week>no gold recoveryFucking hell
>>580168487Use Jordan instead of Fuku
>1* umastanugh...
>>580168487what is fuku doing there
>>580168268I'm getting soo many 4/5, one more layer of rng makes it a lot less unlikely
>>580168097Perfecting all greatgrandparents, all racing spirit skills probably
>>580168487Jordan or Wit Dia
>>580168601sexo
>>580168097No, I will just do URA runs without rerolling and farm carats
>>580168179I like these pics
>>580168693Stupid sexy hags
umas for this feel
>>580168548>no pedal>no Uma stan
>>580168876Belno
Jesus even with a shitty end xog I basically haven't lost against a non-xog this is so dumb
>>580168179>>580168770
>>580168876Daiwa
>>580168943That's me when i was young...
This scenario is so awful that I'm ragequitting careers more often. Sorry danchou
I love my genius wife!
>>580168941are you going end xog with debuffers or double/triple ace? debuffers help a lot
Is there a way to guarantee Uma Stan in auto runs? Does Anshinzawa do it?
>>580169109King Halo Power does it on her chain
>>580169037I am selling my soul to get this missing plat
DAHBBYYYYY
>>580169109Run golshi or digital
>>580169109Just use Digitan bwo
>>580168986Just do a cheeky fan run haha all the cool trainers are doing it on top of their regular training
>>580168876Surprise pick: The Orf
>>580168710Falco looks different here.
>>580169458Those could cut steel beams
>>580169278>>580169294Oh yeah, I can do that!
>>580169458no one finds this attractive.
>>580169458blossoming buds...
>>580169556No problem cutie *fingerbangs you*
>>580169430the fuck meursault doing bro
>>580167010i knew he looked washed in his last few races...
Her name is Yuki.Repeat with me.Y. U. K. I. Yuki.
forgot it was labor day and went to work
>>580170224yeppers
>>580170224Yeppers bitchin!
>>580169960He is 7 and with how quarantine rules work, he won't be able to start in Spinters Stakes and going to HK only for KYR to rape him does not make sense and I doubt they were planning on keeping him racing at 8YO, so the retirement does not necessarily have to do with that one race especially when his form this year was good outside of it
yuppino yippin
>>580168876>deep voice workaholic tough girl with a good heart but has to deal with the dumbest shit daily alongside the most incompetent and/or insufferable retards imaginableFenomeno, no question. She's already a cop anyway
>>580170224soup!
Are you sirius?
I'm the soup
>tongue deep into my 4th mug of coffee today>not even reset>still sleepyuuugggggghhhh
Silly
>>580170508>>580170854
>>580170850You might be drinking decaf
Umas that would get weirdly addicted to Old School Runescape?
>>580166675
>>580170904never
post something cute
>>580170224Dasukeyo!
>>580171057Slut
>>580171057prprprprprprprpr and then a slap on her pit
>>580171057I think these odds are good enough to start sending runs
>>580171081
I want to make babies with this chud
Of course Im gonna use Golshi Double Dom in the next CMits more ethical than Xog double dom isnt it?
Good morning cutes!!
>>580171250She's quite chubby though
>>580171207didn't mean to quote the kita post
>>580171352
morning
>>580171335If only redshift works... I miss Goldship kino
>>580171081that's a big neicha
fdsfgs
>>580171438A bit late today bro but good morning
>>580171370Good, I like my girls soft
So we're all going to do half tp fan runs for Danchud right?
>>580158784>>580158782summoning jongers Majsoul Friends Room 69939(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=69939
>>580171081no more replies needed, for it's the cutest girl in all the universe
>Sm*rt F*lconDay ruined
>>580171207>13* powerHoly dogshit
>>580171529Falcoposter, are you okay?
>>580171438Good morning
>>580171575Nah, I have screenshots of my Danchou talking about letting non-4chan people in the club and he knows I'll leak them if he ever kicks me for flatlining. I'm just gonna chill and do one or 2 autos a day like I've been doing since auto became a thing
>>580171529the zooms won't understand this reference, unc
be nice to falco
I'm deleting Falco from my account.
People used to meme Falco yet Verxina somehow gets a pass when she's much as a loser when it comes to feelings?
Is it trve that I'm guaranteed to get 10 carats on a 40+ race fanrun? Is dancho LYING to me????
i'd like to delete curren from existence
>>580171661>"Let's see nonny's parents." (he won't post them)
>>580171850In the long term nyes
>>580171850There's a saying about guarantees in life, and carats are not on that list
>>580171613Woops I was doing some chores, I'll be right there
>>580171850you have to do 3 to see results
>>580171803You cannot delete trainees from your account.
Kita-chan lewd slut 1/4
After 7 songs it seems that the lessons required between songs go back up again
>>580172067>he loops his techniques
>>580172042
>>580171613started
>>580172203
these threads are peacefulkeep at it /uma/
>>580171915
>>580171850Today I did 5 fan runs, I capped the 100 carats and spent 50 for refills
>>580172365
>>580172203Smug Dia-chan!
>>580172434uhhh yeah anon...really good. sure showed me
mares
>>580172560Being trans is not okay
>>580172434>>580172618>schizo is european
>>580172503Slut...
aaaaaaaaaa you fucking staminalet
>The oldest uma to retired was Wonder Acute at age 9>Tap Dance City was 8 when he retired>Next year he will be 30Auntie...
>>580171850It is and its usually more than 10 on average but spending carats on tp still feels wrong and hard to get used to
Where is Dumb Falcon
hoeh?
>>580162071
What do you pick on senior year new years if you're full energy?
I don't watch TV anymore so im not caught up. Has wrestling been any good lately or has it just been slop?
>>580171805>Falco understood that she's a dedicated umadol, strict adherence/professionalism to the craft and accepts the sacrifice. Honorable, worth of admiration >Verxinaabsolutely desperate giga turbo virgin, her trainer is actually well aware of her advances but feigns ignorance and deflects. KWABOTY, point and laugh at this nigga
>>580173017bottom option (which you're always supposed to pick)
>>580172676Rape Points
You didnt have to do him like that
>nearly every room there are so many debuffers and understammed umas the camera zooms away at the finish line first and the umas need to catch upThis CM will be hilarious.
>>580171613AAAIIIIEEEEEE
>>580173098Handsome old man
>>580172796Fap Dance City
>>580171613>chankanIt's going to be a couple of thousand games before I see another one
>>580173073>(which you're always supposed to pick)Oh...
>>580172796Auntie erotic
>>580173151>>580173203Just hat things
>>580173030I admire Falco now!
>>580173006wait this is not spherical at all!
>>580173159i mean its literally just end xog against clanked umasits going to be a shitshow
>>580173207nah not really but you really do want as much sp as possible, which is why energy lessons are super value
>>580173098frasshu brusshu
Fuji Kiseki
>>580173012you wouldn't turn down your uma if she was a bit of a nerd, right anons?
Agnes
>>580173017stats
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
would you train her
>>580173432Did you call me mommy?
>>580173432easy on the breast expansion potions Agnes...
>>580165214>It doesn't really translate to western culture so we just made up some shit
>>580173510your name is agnes?
Sweep Tosho has a really nice butt
>>580173482Yes but we wouldnt win a single race because we'd be spending too much time umyapoi-ing
>>580173524what did fatty eat then
>>580173030Okay what does KWABOTY mean and why are you mean to Shina
>>580173368gotta feel nice as hell to get brushed or scratched
>>5801641277 and this doesn't apply to me.
>>580173636banchou lusthishiama sexobiwa ummm.... biwa can watch if she wants to
>>580173482>these are the kinds of stats the umamoms would've gotten if they were scoutable
>>580164127can I have a boyfriend instead?
>>580173482Yes but we would spend every waking moment fucking each other senseless instead of training
>>580173904FUSIONHAAA!
>>580165656
>>580173864Sure, Shiraoki-sama is very inclusive
>>580173864heyyyyyy
>>580173864No gays allowed!
>>5801738647 and I'll be your bf
>>580173256>made a lowroll ug xoguri >she's shitting on UF2 fronts in rooms. Good lord its not a good time to be a front main.
>>580173864I really fucking hate you
>>580173864>4Nah, death will claim you soon
>>580173864what will you do with one
>>580174107Oguri was a good horse!
>>580173482what is her debuff and lore I can't ching that chong
>>580167026I love her voice
>what does KWABOTY mean
>>580174107it's not a good time to be anyone that isnt the hog
This general has successfully convinced me to pull Kris S.
>>580174289don't be mean to newcuties
>>580167026that is most certainly not TAHBO
>>580174319Glad to hear it. The propaganda will continue until her banner and beyond
>>580174319Good! Brown is good for (You) after all!
>>580174221overweight
>>580173524>be broke manlet>can get free feed if you go to supercreek>never went backis she stupid
>>580174201we will play video games together and go outside for various activities. just couple stuff in general...
>>580174326Ok ok I'll pull fo her
>>580174595wishing you the best in your pursuit
>>580174462>masculine face>umas avoid her>brownShe's shit
>>580174319AIIIEEEEE YOU MUST RESIT THE CUTE BROWN AUTISTIC AMERICAN
am i deaddouble banner = until i get one or the other
>>580174743>masculine faceis beautiful>umas avoid herbitch ass niggas>browna plus
>>580174676Never let her forget that she is loved
>>580174498t-that's hot
>>580174595Thats really fucking gay
>>580174595ok but who tops
>>580174595that's how you get stds
>>580174924me
>>580174839Holy shit, I'm literally saving for card pulls because all these umas are skippable.
>>580174872need to apply my tongue on that tummy
>>580174595>go outsideLost me at that part
>>580174953Natie would support LGBT rights
>>580174319Same, I'm too weak against choco umas
>>580174968kill yourself soulless nugget
Any new V/Umama erp leaks?
Brown... hours...
Images..,
>>580174869>>>/y/
>>580174839>After Rob Roy, I will only uma pull for Mirako:D>but there's Gimlet, HishiAma and Sunday back-to-backD:I CAN'T AFFORD PAYING FOR CARATS I'M A THIRD WORLDERHOW WELL CAN YOU GO ON WITH JUST ONE KIDNEY HOW FAST DO THEY GROW BACK
>>580175312the best kind
>>580175272they broke up bro it's over
THE IMAGE LIMIT!!!
It's a new day
>>580175496bro?
>>580175204I'm not wasting a single carat on shitty, ugly umas.
>>580174319>pulling for a chestnut
>>580175272bwud got dumped for the carat equivalent of 3 rolls
>>580175619it's your fault
>>580175526>he isn't 10 minutes ahead of the rest of the worldEmbarrassing
Falco Love!
FUCK
>>580175676demonic uma I hate you
>>580170342nah, his poor performance in his last race was definitely a deciding factor
>>580175272>>580175665imagine being dumped over your sex chats getting leaked on a subforum of a kyrgz ant farm hobby forum
>>580175676why do people call her devilish she looks like an angel to me?
>>580174839it will hurt to miss ZRR and Helios and Mr. Coors Banquet and Marvelous Sunday, but I'm satisfied with passing on them because after this horse banner in 7 hours I'll be done with horse draws that are a must-pull. I'll leave it to support cards after that for a good long while.
>>580175797based anon for seeing the truth
>>580175619…?
>>580175665it's actually 0 since they're both A+
>>580175715Drop McQueen and fully commit to fronts
>>580175828I used to be able to reach the tip when I was a teen and way more flexible
>>580175898we're rank 99 bwo
>>580175828Stop being gay
>>580175978This is real wife
>>580175912No, my wife is pace and I'll make her work on races outside the one she was specifically crafted to compete in
>>580175978>horse cleats What?
>>580176068based....well not the choice of wife but the mindset
we love slow metabolism umas here
/uma/ club is back in S
>>580176128Tazuna-san, this guy right here
>>580176192>fatfuck>Teiofag>shit alts
double the image limit and give it to the next bread
Why can't we celebrate other's successes rather than tear down our fellow torneas?
>>580176325We don't support Gentildonnafags
>>580176304perfection!
>>580176325Because I'm stuck in a failed club with a shit danchou and useless trainers that can't be bothered to do an autorun everyday and I'm angry about it
>>580176325Rubytore is that you
>>580176325It's not enough that I succeed, others should fail
>>580176514mambwo...
>>580176418YWNBAW
>>580176325
>>580176514mambrochacho..
>>580174839first row can be ticketed in trainers support pack2nd to 2nd last in 2.5 annilast row in 2nd anni
fundo are safu
>>580176621opera would NYEVER say this unlike a certain villain
>>580171613Thanks for the matches, it was a lot of fun as always!Our bro was denied the south 4 comeback of a lifetime....
isn't she a bit too proud for her own good
>>580171613that was a proper fun game of mahjong, thanks for the game jongdacchi
>>580176514gaythere bwo...
>umama actually did club hopI thought it was just shitposting
>>580176514brickedbwo...
The sauce! no Ketchupnone!just sauce! saucy Raw SauceAh! Yo! Boom! Ah the thing goesWUB WUB WUB WUBpah! Kaka boomWUB WUB WUB WUB WUBah!WUB WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB
>New data available
has a mare ever won tenno sho spring?
FAT FUCK
did you win shoe pvp
>>580176514haymambro&co...
>>580177212no I was busy jonging so I logged in after the rush was already over
Join Mambo! We got a free spot for a future mambro!
And then she ate the food really fast. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
>>580177212My new club shoe pvp is a cakewalk
Go ahead. Post more images.
>>580177213Angery Eyes
THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>580177382ex mambwo....
anyone have an mlb ZRR speed for me to borrow before I give some rando friend points
>>580177437Imagine filling Dober's womb to the absolute limit.
>>580177382that's not a good sign...
I dont need no stinking images to post
Do you guys know about the secret tech that let's you get in the club without having to go through the "it's a new day screen"?
muehehehe
We are at the limits of Humanity...of Umanity...
>17 years old
Sex with the last uma posted
>>580177621But we already cleared unity
I'm sorry Nature, I'm a manwhore
>17 year old
a cute
please join my b+ club
is this right?>RS:StaminaGOAT>RS:PowerVery good>RS:MoodOk to very good depending what you are trying to do-------------not worth looping line--->RS:Speed & RS:WitBelow average velocity skills>RS:GutsExtremely unreliable accel, shit
>>580177407>lesbian
Time to get started on ace training.Evens = Sovlful team with Yeppers, Pferdemädchen and BoboOdds = Tryhard team with Digitan, Tam-tam and Neecha.
>>580177728mambwo.....
>1M demotion rangeit's umaover
ONE LAST SLUT IMAGE
>>580177752Yeppers
>>580177727A slut.
>>580177823Only for me, her trainer
>>580177728lol no
I want a ningen woman slut for me
lmao I made Umama leave Uma&Co and go crawling back to /uma/ club. Dealing with troons is just that easy kek. V is all mine now ahahahahaha
>>580177710>hag that fucks fat, ugly bastards 24/7
>>580177823The hat always stays on though.
So... Lets talk about umas, but without images
is there a way to see which one of my sluts keeps going to other people's practice races
>>580177676>>580177823
>>580178045The mambwostd...
Waiting for my thread crush to wake up...
>>580178005You know that one uma that lost an important race in an otherwise impressive race record and it became a key part of her character design, both gameplaywise and storywise
>>580178005I think umamusume are very attractive and cute.
>>580177823>final image is mambo being a SLUT (for YOU)Good thread
>>580177975What makes you say that?
it's impressive to be out of images almost 100 posts short
>>580178095heyyyyyy
>>580177573Please tell me wise ogli
I’ve been unable to play for the past week. Is Kawakami Princess’ legend race still going or am I too late?
fat, ugly bastards?! where???
Remember when a thread runs out of images you can quote a previous reply to borrow their image. Just like this >>580162723Give it a try
I will merely pretend all my posts have images
>>580178191Kawakami Legend Races are still ongoing[>>580162723]
>>580177573yeah
>>580178191kawa is still cumming
>>580178006see pic https://files.catbox.moe/9z4xjg.jpg
*image of smart falco sucking you off*Umadols amirite
You probably can create a new bread although it may risk of getting deleted.Just make sure not to bump this bread anymore once a new one is made
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>580178170If you click on the club icon just before the reset you'll be able to donate shoes without the new day screen appearing
I wish to breed EVERY member of Team Canopus, the best team ever made in Umamusume.
>>580178354Yes I umapyoi with Winning Ticket
>>580177823Machitan is unexpectedly erotic
>>580178354Don’t shay that
name 5 horses
>>580178430UWAAAAAAH GANBATTE RETARD FUCKER
>>580178351i will bump this one in hopes of the new one getting deleted you retards don't deserve shit
we can do 50 posts in a breezepost what are you listening to RIGHT NOW
>>580177823she just wants to start a new family
>>580178354t. Luna
>>580178516>incel rage
>>580178005Gold City will always be a shit character because everyone only cares about her look and she'll never accomplish anything that'll be remembered. The fact people like Helios and Jungle Pocket more than her shows how shit she really is.
Back to doing ace runs back to gluing runs again
>>580178571>troona
Its like only 50 posts left. I know you guys can be retarded that much without images
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH TORAINAS ARE SO BRAVE FOR HAVING TO POST IN UMA WITHOUT IMAGES IM SO MOOOOOOOVED UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>580178354But I'm fucking you *image having sexual intercourse with anon's favorite uma*
>>580178412What's the timing? I thought you have to be in a loading screen to the club room during the transition, but I've always been too early/late. I've only done the skip once.
>>580178558https://youtu.be/sXyRAsBp998
>>580178558My Hispanic neighbor telling his son that he's a piece of shit while the son cries over something.
>>580178480Red HareEponaSlow DancerSpiritYoshi
*gets on knees and cryes*
>>580178480kitasan brownkitasan whitekitasan colorkitasan blackkitasan blue
Kawakami a cute. I hope she spooks me later
>>580178558Sim City 2013 soundtrack while I play Cities Skylines 2 (The CS music is mid I'm sorry, Chris Tilton is the GOAT and got shafted bye EA)https://open.spotify.com/album/47Xq6bp7r3G8itMxnV0BwS
>>580178558no one wants the link to the Bundesliga podcast I am listening to bro
>>580178558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MauRFgX21Ek
are we allowed to bake once image limit hits or do we need to wait til page 8?
I think Seabiscuit vs War Admiral is a better race than Secretariat winning by 31 lengths.
>>580178731To me her sex tier list is inverse to metafag tierlistBlack > white > animeImagine kitapits attached to this post
>>580178820Waiting for Page 8
>>580178820Need to hit bump limit technically but often times jannies wont care.But sometimes they do
>>580178884very bad thoughts clouded by horny thoughts
melty in the 'ccg
>>580178558https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31893491
>>580178649I think it's clicking just before reset but it's hard to time I usually just spam a few seconds before reset and hope I get lucky
>>580178884uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kita love <3
I wanna pump my seed into Kawakami and make her a Kawamommy
Mambo > Natie
>>580178957Yeah I'm not going to bother unless there's a consistent setup
>>580178558https://youtu.be/Q0qAR9KgzuY
There is a moon
>>580178998As a whore? 100% agree
>>580178143The body
>>580178998I say this
Taabo > MaSHITan
bro you know you can log in later and get your shoes right
so is kitasan's first namekitasanorblack
there will be no more legend race warning because finemo set is over
>>580178334problem is i don't know which of mine is being abducted
>>580178997let's pump some iron instead!
Now I've lost it.
>>580179143Finemobros...why aren't we looking out for the Princessbros?
>>580179143understandable but thank you for reminding me anyway
>>580178997>fucking an ugly umaNeck yourself
Prev: >>580161035>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Hark Back Run Forward, Uma Outing!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchUse this for next OP since I already freed up some space for the new banner and event
I want to get straight teeth by Windy, Turbo and Shakur!
>>580179149surely you have marked the umas you use for lobbies and cm
my mental health is declining
>>580179303>>580179303>>580179303
My mental health is improving
>>580179237retard
my mental health is more or less unchanging
My mental health has stagnated
>>580178627Image of me kissing chikezo forehead
>>580174595Where do I sign up?
