Prev: >>580161035 >Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Hark Back Run Forward, Uma Outing!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>580179303gg you got your OP this time
acceptable
autis/uma/ is back on the hunt for A+ again, and this month (you) have the option of joining us. we just lost a flatliner, so now we have an open slot for someone who's willing to just>be nice>play the game and do autos>hit 45m in a month (voted on by a poal)if you apply here i'll add you asap, and if you apply in game, just make sure /uma/ is somewhere in your bio so i know its youother than that, have fun and see you at the races
>>580179303>western artist
The casuals are catching on that uma musume is NOT F2P friendly. It's over...
>>580179303I could have swear this thread was made 4 hours ago
Welcome to the team, Karen. Get used to training by yourself. And the phone stays off at all times. No tweets during training.
Hello /uma/ and happy Muv-Luv Monday! The next hog cm is looming over the game like a menacing shadow so I don't blame anyone for taking it easy with their prep... maybe just try and improve your TT umas a bit to future proof them better until Grand Masters? Draft your potential teams for the future GL cms like Arima Kino? Or of course you could simply lazymax and continue looping while leaving tomorrow's problems to tomorrow's (You). I wish you all a quick and easy class 6 retention and of course good luck in your runs and loops.Muv-Luv is still on sale on Steam for a week, get it while supplies last! God I fucking hope Tactics is good but given that they're now launching a "productivity companion" (ie girlfriend sim) to promote their gacha game I'm not sure the new rights holders really know/care about what made most people interested in the franchise.... Wait that was more doomposting than shilling wasn't it? Ummm the original trilogy is still really good! Trust me and go read it!
QUICK POST IMAGES HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT NOW
bumping for newfriends interested on CM>>580138427>>580138481fuck you you lard ass here it is"Why are certain CMs called a Xog CM"core mechanic- speed carryover, the 5 second xog ult carries that accelerated speed into late raceWhy are medium xoguri races dogshit in particular? Cause these metabots can just run xog, double dominator or xog, double murmur and cripple every other 2-3 ace compositions with ZERO counterplay. why end xog is extra strong this CM? Triple 7s and After School Stroll are 2(TWO..!) perfect procs for xog ult so that pretty much guarantees her ultI tried my best (resources)https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanicshttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100602-oguri-caphttps://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
umama left lmao. troons are easy to deal with
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
SHE'S FINALLY HERE
>>580179438buy an ad
first ace run of the dayill take it
cafe sexo
AIEEEEEEEE PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A UG SUZUKAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i’m not joining ur club! Srryyyyy!!!!!
THE Mambo also has a spot open for someone who wants to join!
>>580179382>>580179546Fuck off
>>580179482I post an image with every single post I have made in the past few months on this general..
>>580179382dead club being carried by an obsessed danchou.Do not join
Fuji Kiseki
Doto slipped in a marriage contract while I was signing documents and she won't give it back to me
>>580179635>club named mambo>nobody in the club actually likes her
>>580179674what a goof
>>580179698Now, now lying on the internet is not cool
Chatgpt is fucking insane. It wants me to run 2spd-2stam-1wit-lh on fucking special needs>just get 1500 speed with that deck btw
>>580179698I like her... I tried running her in the last cm and she ate total shit unfortunately...
Mambo!
>>580179568such a cutie
>>580179698the real name is mamborenji
>>580179812>chatgpt trainerplease say sike
>>580179525So um... For my end xoguri, what are the stam requirements at 5 heals assuming 1100 wit and at least 1 Natie debuffer? what if double dom? Is Risky Business worth it?
>>580179669>lesbian
>>580179674
>>580179674Doto when asked if she accidentally made you sign the marriage certificate
>>580179303I CAN SEE KITA PANTIES
why the fuck are all my speed cards on guts man this is the third turn in a row without rainbiws
>>580179871600 Stam if you want Risky 550 without
nonnies ITT will see this and reply>western artist
>>580179850>>580179826>>580179804oh yeah? Then post the most erotic mambo pic you have
>>580179528who in /uma/ club erp's better than V? where will umama get dom dom?
>>580179871Falco wouldn't help hitler.
>>580180001Wdym Kitasan is clearly a guts card
But I already have all the good Racing Spirit skills in my loops...why would I want to run URA....
>>580179404Umm this image is making my cock hard?
>>580180014bigger ass onegai
>>580179869I got my chatgpt plats right here
umamusume are trainer-sexual
Sprint cm waiting room
>>580180057If by guts you mean me rearranging her guts after every training then yeah
>>580180061Free pulls, Faruko
>>580180039THAT WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG
>>580180159wtf are you talking about
>>580180001Tazuna kept telling them they lacked guts...
>>580180047Nobody, after the 789 image got posted umama lost interest in V and does not feel like Erping anymore
>>580180052then why is that anon telling me to run oguri "xmas" cap? falcoposters are very silly
>>580180014If I tell Curren she's got a fat ass, will she be mad at me
Did golshi take me to the fucking cell games?
>>580180210>half tp>chance to do more races>more races = more chance to get carats>carats = rollsThere
>>580180153six more weeks until we get her. Maybe she can btfo Hoguri in medium CMs.Maybe...........
>>580180254What's the 789 image?
>>580180159I guess I can loop the BAD racing spirit skills so I never have to go back? I will never use those skills though...
>>580180014>yuri artist
>>580180285She's gonna rape you perfectly. Lucky guy
if i wanted carats i would just swipe
>>580180257I think Oguri is cutest when she's happy and eating
>>580180273SEX SEX SEXNo family though, she isn't mom material.
>>580180352
>>580180273she would probably cry
...
>>580180363Just think of the runs the same as the quests that pop up for certain racesYou just passively do them for extra carat incomeAny good gggps are a bonus
>>580179303Umama's unloyal thighs...
>>580180047Umama is reformed. He detransitioned and now only talks about halo lore and fighting games in club chat. The world is healing.
>>580180495That's hot, finally I one-up that teasing tart
>halo lore
>>580180524There are other parts on Dantsu I want to feel though.
>>580180479The image that destroyed the timeline. Imagine if he was just a stronger trainer, none of this would have happened...
>>580180576which fighting game?
>>580180686>brocked
>>580180524This is me but when I fondled a Japanese girl's tits for the first time. Way different texture than western women
>got warned for posting about clubdrama and avatarfags so I can't join the discussionuma musume
>>580180524>>580180669
>>580180576because he knows they're going to kick his ass out if he posts gay shit there
>>580180591I couldn't do it, Curren is good-hearted and kind, so making her cry would make me feel like shit.
Dantsu is kinda hot ngl
>>580180723melty blood
>>580180686What's the plan with the right arrow?
It's time for MEN.
>>580180795Total Currenposter death
>>580180795fucking finally
>>580180840Ugh...
>>580180840DID YOU JUST SAY MEN?!
>>580180818>detransitioning>melty bloodnice try
>>580180840>>580180879>>580180883what is wrong with this horse
>>580180790>whore
If I knew half TP URA is coming I would've joined /uma/ club fuck
>>580180840Ugh. I’m out.
>>580180463Curren is perfect SINGLE MOM material
>umama was sent to uma&co as a spy on a mission to expose V as an erping troon so the whole thread can make fun of himBravo, Allen.
>>580180795I've posted about club drama every single day for months and never got a warning
>>580180954A lothttps://files.catbox.moe/ap9bhi.png
>>580180840
>>580180965Gem
>>580180840KYAAAAAAH
Has anyone else noticed that Currenposters usually embody everything that is wrong with the state of this general, while Falcoposters are usually extremely kind, helpful, and informative?
>>580180827
>>580180954She hates men, I once saw her crushing one's crotch repeatedly, she was all flusteres and red, I think she was killing him because she was all teary eyed and he was groaning loudly
>>580179303Who's the COOLEST uma?
>>580180879>small asian penis
>>580181078trvke
>>580181019Maybe he's retarded and shitposted way too hard
Cygames knew what they were doing when they designed Dober
>>580181145Yeah
both curren and falcoposters are secretly backed by the evil dotoposter
>>580181079why did he do it
Wish people stopped calling her a whore and bullying her
Building Special Week is too cancer. I'll just make another HOG for the Arima Kinen
I love my genius wife!
>>580181084My wife
>>580181145>creating a literal feminazi
When is she coming to the game?
>>580181256Maybe she should stop acting like one then....
>>580181279Now slow it down by half
Making memories with my mom... I mean girlfriend and future wife...
if i hit this parent run i'm gonna make a endxog if not pace it this...
>>580181301I know, right?
>>580180840>men
>>580179382Tyler, I know you really like your club, but it is time to let it go. Club isn't even originally yours and it would need a big purge to put it on A+ track again. Accept it is an A club or just join a club who deserves you better, and believe me, the feeling of not carrying a club alone is relieving. I'm not even from /uma/ club to try to persuade you or anything, but I think you should consider it.t. ex-A club carrier
I love taiki shuttle so much
>>580181235I'll say what everyone's think.Dober is a LEWD girl
>>580181226>curren and falco posters are frequently skinwalked under the orders of the dotoposter to stir a civil war between them and divert attention from the real evilWHEN WILL SHEEPLE WAKE UP
STOP POSTING SO MANY IMAGES
>>580181442I love this artist that draws umas with the flappy noodle arms, reminds me of noodle nagatoro
teio's naked navel
>>580181423yada
>>580181553this is a boy
>>580181301>create a literal feminazi>make her change her mind during Senior Year because torena's cock is too goodBased Cygames
>>580181084The coolest uma is the HERO of umamusume
>>580181226>>580181460Doto is a good girl. Stop that slander. Shakur has nothing bad to say about her.
So does anyone here not know Rura at this point?
>>580181660that male desire to be her gaming chair
Uma&Co has has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club ~45mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/if you apply here i'll add you asap, and if you apply in game, just make sure /uma/ is somewhere in your bio so i know its youother than that, have fun and see you at the races
>>580180954She claims to hate men but is weak to cock. Many such cases.
>>580181270>prostitute
Let me get this straight. Japan seethed and coped so hard about not being able to win the french race that they made a scenario where they can totally win the french race and beat everyone else and Japan number one?
at the cm lobby - where the debuffers at?xoggy want double dom dom!
She's kinda pretty....
Rice LOVE
I dreamt my veteran slot list expanded to 680 and I just sat around clanking all day
>>580181792Yeah I've had similar thoughts... It's kind of pathetic honestly...
>>580181792>brown umaSkip
>currenfags could be here
>>580181792And it is the best scenario that gets regular updates, yes
>>580181792>brown umaSign me up
>>580181792Project L'Arp
>165 replies>93 imagesLet's go /uma/
>>580181792I mean, Umamusume Pretty Derby is where your dreams come true, after all.
come on dude i joined yesterday
>>580181878There's a demon behind mackie
>>580181878Huh. I've seen a version of this image with Laisu butt somewhere
>>580182009
>>580181792>they can totally win the french race and beat everyone else and Japan number oneabout that.... hope you have clocks
>>580182135>>580043768
>>580181792They will make it again after GODmire terra wins L'arc (jockeyless)
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/MtEDN9https://jiggie.fun/MtEDN9https://jiggie.fun/MtEDN9
>>580182167site?
>>580180804Horses literally built for bullying?
>>580182009>falco seethes at the existence of curren all alone in a dark room>>580182184>curren dances and has a good time with friendsI'M NYOOOOOOTICING
>>580182212>only way for Japan to beat the baguette bog is to have literal time magicCanon
>>580182135not enough images
>>580182184Shichi dresses like a grandma...Curren dresses...a little old fashioned too
>>580182184>dancing for ugly bastards' attentions
>>580182348Yeah, the other guy and I, what about it?
>still furthering the dramaObsessed schizo you'll never get spit-roasted by them
>>580182226Nyo.... Don't shay that...
>>580182241huh????
Next uma posted is getting it
>>580182450A real life spicryer...
>>580181792Yeah and it has the best music hands downhttps://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg
>>580182184
>>580182241Allen has a discord? /uma/club had a discord???
>>580182450LMFAO
>/uma/club rank 97Bwos you told me they were dropping to A+ this month????
Banchou cute
>>580182535>stuck with d*rt f*lcokek
Does anyone have that doc with all the best auto-cards?
>>580182632Banchou love and lust
>>580182627"""They""" recalled their sleeper agent for backup
waheyI got busy so I didn't get to jong
>>580182696https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/
>>580182627They managed to gaslight their prodigal son into leaving his fun club and go back to slaving fans to the /uma/ overlords
>>580182632>>580182709BIGFATDELINQUENTTITS
>>580182696This? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=1805449667#gid=1805449667
>>580182632>tomboyNo
>>580182091Good post
>>580182809WONDER ... A CUTE!
>>580182683I'm having sex with Bourbon
>>580182809a cute!
>>580181626someone actually did it
>>580182579>soulless rehash forcing a poor robot maid to do her biding Are there no depths she won't sink to?
>>580182809>shilling the grandma
>>580182632Where the fuck did she take you? I've never seen that BG art before
>>580182627they only got there by stealing another top earner lmao cant make this shit up
>>580182595A is the uma&cocks danchou bwo
>>580181792Vector penis haha
>>580182997That's for freestyle racing. You go there during Mejiro Palmer's story when she learns to run the way she wants.
I got mcqueen'd... there is always a first time for everything
>October 1stDoes anyone know what this event is or the details of the 45+ character/support banners? I heard about new years getting 100 free pulls and I think you can choose your target? What is this one?
>>580182632I love her
>>580183065Freestyle racing...? So like, pace surger? Late chaser? End runner????
>>580183042>the whole drama was an inside job to snatch a big earner from a rival club
>>580183192>789 was an inside job to destabilize uma&coWAKE UP
>>580183158Thats just a scamcha, no?Guaranteed 3*, no rate-up
Farts, Malcolm.
>>580183137>319 stamina by hopeful stakes>end xogWhat the fuck kind of godlike parents do you have?
>>580183160No, just freestyle. Without restrictions.
>>580182212I haven't used a single clock since Tuberculosis
>>580182579A Runaway Sisters impromptu concert? They're so cool...
>>580183371not telling
>>580181084
Returner here. Will I be getting enough points to but out these tickets every month or should I hold?
>>580183380So, let's just imagine for a moment I'm Gentildonna's trainer and we go to that freestyle running trackIt'd be acceptable for me to hang from her while my penis is inside her and my face is buried on her glorious bossom as she runs, as a trainng exercise of course?
hosting some roomsheres the first one 71927428719274287192742871927428
Bro learned how to destroy fences. Thanks Gimlet.
>>580182184>>580182579I dance like this
I FUCKING DEMOTED TO CLASS 5 WITH LIKE 300 POINTS MISSING FUCK THIS GAY EARTG
>>580183449fuck you
>>580183660Is he ok???
>>580183549Everyone else is already doing it.
>>580183549You're not that short
>>580183716i tanked that
>>580183351>>580183192The guy that posted the 789 race was also revealed to be an /uma/club member after the V melty doxx
>UmaOuting!>2d left>can't choose if I should pick more Grab some Grub of honses I like or complete 3 events of my favorite honses WHY IS IT LIMITED TIMES ONLY PER DAY
>>580183380I don't get it... What restrictions are there usually? Are umas secretly holding back their full strength under normal circumstances?
>>580183561who coulda seen that cominggo again96382832963828329638283296382832
post more FAT
Hello friends!!!
>>580183897Imagine building stamina instead of just grabbing some skills lmao
>>580182579Bourbon is genuinely so fucking cute in her unique autistic way.I want to marry her and have her pump out retarded (me) autistic (her) babies
>>580183974playing xog is literally the tutorial difficulty
>>580183864you can change lanes diagonally and block whoever you want, even push them away I guess
>>580174595Where do I sign up?
>>580183904Sure
>>580179568The cutest uma. Congratulations.
>>580183913babydachi where do you get your tanuki material
>>580183897still waiting on one more bwo to joinrooms are slow right now, so it may just be 2 rooms from me atm
>>580183857I couldn't resist it
I have a retarded questionWhen making parrents do i need to take ALL skill (like medium corners etc) or only one that really important (like umastan)?
>>580183913Babydachi! Hi!
>>580183974Now I'm more excited to bring my stam debuffers
>>580184137Chopin
>>580184250all the skills you'd like to inherityou want SS rank for higher spark chance though i'm not sure if it's SS or SS+
>>580179303Somehow I could not sexualize KitablackShe got too much shonen protagonist energy.
>>580181078Orb of serene sincerity
>>580184293orange wife
>stam 2>turf 2>straight descent yeah my first GP is DONE
>>580184250the important ones first, then the rest
>>580184250Take ALL the skills that you want to have on your future ace. Not all of them will hit but what can ya do
>>580183897yeah thats about what i expected
>>580183868
>>580184137pero pero pero
soon hahaha...
>>580184293I want to lay my head on her lap...
>>580181078You're slowly going into the NTR route... Be careful falcoposters
>>580184391But shouldn't the rest be nowhere??
>>580184460Anon you have to make the sacrifice and run 3 speed cards...1400 won't cut it It will rooms are usually Harder than the actual CM
>>580184553i was in your spot a while back grinding taiki shards, dont give up!
>>580184165YouTube and Twitter!>>580184281Hello!
I caught Grass eating this foreign dish called "grits". I tried it myself and it's terrible, but man Grass looked like she was super used to eating it...
Thoughts?
>>580183913Babydachi hello!
>>580184553>115 days left in 2026At least you'll get her this year if you're a dedicated toreena who doesn't miss days.I also remember there being a period where you got to do 2 legend races per day in JP, but I don't recall when.
you're lucky your tits are huge or else I would have abandoned you
>>580183913Hello freak!
>post clank>want to reroll>forgot i have 28 tp>afk at the post career screen until i have 30 tp
>>580184247I actually want that UMAI shirt so bad
>>580184336nyoooooooooooooo
>>580184769Kinda weird that her parents got her and me a fancy and romantic dinner for her senior xmas party
>>580184627true...
>>580184694Why are you ticketlooping...
>>580184769>tranny hag
>>580184941It's probably available somewhere as a cosplay merch, but not as an official merch
>>580184769yumm borger
>>580184993Dont worry she felt better after a short nap
>>580184836>cleavage not censored Based
>>580183913Babydachi!!!! Hello!!!!
>>580184769She reminds me of my aunt...
putthemon
>>580184836Dude she's ASKING for itShe took you to a desolate place with no one around SHE WANTS YOU TO SCREW HER TRIPES WITH YOUR ROD
Name a hotter lineage
>>580184746A real yamato nadeshiko must show no fear in the face of the unknown.
>>580185097Iam somewhat infatuated with her right now. So I let her do my fan runs for bond 11
>>580185535I will, and then fuck off to impregnate daisca
>>580184941https://www.cospa.com/nijigencospa/detail/id/00000130820/selected/trueApparently it's available as an official merch, but damn. The price.
>>580185535theylookfine
Shiraoki-sama sex!
>>580185569sex kill marry kill sex
>>580185603>A real yamato nadeshiko must show no fear in the face of the unknown, y'all.
>>580185569sex sex sex marry sex
>>580181084>All these replies, and not one of them is correct until now
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>580185569
>>580185569I dont really care for Rulership and KisekiAir Groove her self is insanely hot though. I'd gladly settle for Dura or Admire Groove as well
>>580182551You can hear the jap seething in this theme...
Ines is pretty big..
5th borrowLH hasn't showed up yet, it's that earlycharming or 2 heals
>>580185979>XoguriStrength
Is it possible for clankers to get S+ ratings on URA runs? Need to loopa there until we get human rights aka half tp again
>>580185776
>>580185901>brown umaBloodline is tainted
>>580185962you're NEVER gonna guess who composes most of the OSTs
>>580185569spe clan has buena and cesarioair groove is the only hot one here
>pants
dont forget to do your legend races
>>580185569The Spelingz
>>580185569Daring Tact and Buena Vista hard carry Spe's bloodline.
>>580186159https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11900425
>>580186094I dont thing there is a difference between A and S+, and the increase chance only happens at SS, I could be wrong tho
>>580186087it was my 5th borrow of the day why did you do this to me anon
>>580179303Great Photo
>>580186264I was thinking of this one too
>>580186289Oh I thought it was S+FUCK I can barely get A+ I'll never get SS
You guys remember the totopo drama
>>580185901for meThey're the coolest bloodline
>>580185970Ugly tomboy
ogutummy
>>580182226Have we ever figured out if that was intentional or not?
>>580186517That's either AI or a guy so fuck off and die
>>580186292>predebut>not clicking charmingdumbass
has the honeymoon period ended yetis EN finally dying
>>580186292Because when it comes to CMs you don't want the safe and decent options, you want the high rolls, trainings with 30-50% failure rate, events with AGEMASEN options....all must be risked to get that perfect axe. Also you're running xoguri, I wanted you to fail.
half-tp and double rewards doko
>>580186517YOOOOO THOSE THIGHS
>>580186517>western womanKill yourself
>>580186370
>>580186576You ask this every week NO it's not dead but you should though
>>580186576mant killed the casuals already what more do you want bwo
>>580186138what the fuck kind of name even is that
>>580186708link to my post last week
>>58018659420 to all stats isn't that great anymore... >spoilermeanie>>580186575charming and the 2 heals is a valid question because with end oguri you don't have many heals to go by, and you save on 200SP you can use somewhere else, charming is the best only if you bring cards that REALLY need it like Finemo or SMaru
>>580182551>2:25 onward sounds like a song straight out of DarkTide>Community notices as much>Jesper Kyd, a dane, denied that he was inspired by thisThe last spurt bit is so damn good and intense, fucking love string instruments>>580185962This iamge as well
Manhattan Cafe says:
>>580186576yeah it’s over eos tomorrow
vodka in ireland
>>580186576We've been dead ever since the Kita banner.
>>580186732She looks retarded
>>580185901>Brown instead of Teiodog shit clip, motherfucker
Left or right?
>>580186763likely melanin enriched lineage from french colonies
>>580186124Wife
>>580187005left=hotter+hot familyright=cuter+chud family
>>580187005Neither, they're shit
>>580187005aruvu is hotter than cesario
>>580187156peak
>>5801871569 days until I get OguriFAT
>>580187010So DEI hire
>>580187005Cesario is a cutieBut Admire Groove can spit in my mouth, slap my face and peg me if she wants (i'll beg for it)
>>580187005The next Yaeno and Bamboo
>>580187219>>580187275
>5 borrow runs>45% med chance 35% turf chance 30% style chance per career>0 med S 0 turf S 0 style S 2 long S from a 1* GPFuck my chud life
holy shit
>>580187492Oguri TRAPPED and BETRAYED in anon's lobby for 1000 years
>>5801865173d female proportions genuinely disgust meeven more so in person>t. accidentally walked in on naked women because I couldn't read the sign
>>580187005right easily
>>580187597
>>580187010I saw a picture of him and that is probably true
>>580187686God she's so fucking COOL
>>580187587We know this is never happening
>>580187671>stallion Gay
Reminder that all umas should have big tits that swing around as they race.
>>580185962I hate the french, and will continue to hate the french.I'm not lying, and I won't deny it.
i fucking hate V
>>580187686>>580187740
>>580187849flatties have no uman rights
>>580187896
>>580187897Same uma btw
>>580187897oguri is so cool bros...
>>580187285idk, could be a mutt. That surname definitely comes from congo though since every other guy is named of a variation of -moto there (like moto moto the hippo from madagascar)i know this because im racist
>>580187897LTG doomsdale ahh animationhttps://x.com/Sploots/status/2095308117927972921
>>580187587
why is /uma/ so rude towards smart falco
>>580187790mares are dangerous anon
>>580187980>>580187985
Oguri is my FUARKING HERO
>>580187285France has been black for longer than the DEI idea has existed
>>580187285Retarded zoomer
>>580188103She was rude first calling Curren a devil
>>580188124This is what every jap said back then
>>580188130so is the whitepill that there being a big amount of them in france isn't actually that unusual because of their colonies?uma musume
>>580188130this is true, the French are the OG racemixer-maxxers, Louisiana had mixed race marriages for years and had that shit rolled back when it joined the Union
>>580188130>>580188336No wokeness
>>580188456AND THEY WERE RIGHT!
>>580188470well let's say importing millions of additional browns didnt help their case
>>580188470The whitepill is that France has always been shit
Reformed and ready!
Is there gonna be more last minute club drama
>>580188609>dead sound
>>580188667Benzo is joining Uma&Co in a day
>>580183527Anyone?
I am no longer askingJoin haythere and she'll take it off for (You)
>>580188667if my flatties dont do runs tonight for the new event, yeah probably
>>580188735they're in lidl mambo though
>>580187686>>580187897she so fwarking cool bros
>>580188671
>>580183527>>580188760buy the books first then TicketsUnrelated tickezo
miggu miggu biggu miggu
>>580187587>>580187974If you want to shitpost correctly at least have the right template.
>>580188760You probably can't afford them unless someone is borrowing your Supp card a lot
>>580188770>stallion
>>580188631What
>>580188631You're 10h late for this post, curren fag
>>580188857this should have been the background music of that cingray oguri outfit
>>580187005aren't they the same uma? are you fucking retarded, anon?
>>580187492EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODEcongrats, she's so fucking cool
>>580188857>>580188110
>>580187790Sometimes it takes a stallion to become a true mare.
>>5801876132D really has ruined me. I look at that 3DPD (assuming its female, thighs look pretty female but I could be wrong, assuming it's just a mid flip right now), and just contemplate Ramonu instead.
how are there people that don't have ogurfat, i thought we all read the doccy that said she was the best choice for the new acct pick ticket
>>580189158
>>580189257Super mom
>>580189257>no eggs
Time to work on Maya's
>>580183527unless you have a card that gives you 1 trillion borrows no, maybe once every 2-3 months
>>580189357>>580189354I got my dear wife, instead of being a meta-slave like yourself and many others
>>580183527Practically never
>>580189354I spent my ticket on Teio because you people told me to use it on whoever I liked the most
>>580188770I would but I'm very happy in my current club, sorry....
>>580189354I got Spe from my ticket
>>580189354I used my first ticket on Taiki because she was American and had large udders.
Nice club member retention globalbabs
>>580189459https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12135620
>>580188667I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna leak all of the files if danchode doesn't reconsider! ALL OF IT!
>>580189354sorry for having an oshiI love ogurin but I had to wait until recently to finally get her, at least her xmas version came out first
>>580188817what the fuck is his goal
>>580183527Buy out? No, but if you can retain class 6 you can buy the books and scout tickets every month no problem
>>580189691valid choice, I used the ticket on oguri but only because i knew i was gonna pull camping taiki and grind for the OG
>HE is a disgusting meta slave and didn't pick his cute oshi on day one
>>580188760Unlikely, just buy the books and maybe every other month the tickets
>>580189340it just looks unnatural, terriblemen (unless a lard) genuinely look good body wisesame can't be said about them
>>580189354I got a mcfat
>>580189354i got titty shuttle and she was just as good
>>580189910Fat guys are nice too if they had a good face shape
specialty priority simhttps://sheffplaysgames.github.io/UmaSpecPriority/
>>580189354i got laisu because shes pretty
>>580189910I have a couple small-sized flat cuties at work place. Some times I get hard from looking at them
I got Oguri, because I got into the gacha for her. She is cuuuute
>>580189963i got big mac from the random ticket and she was my first ever cm ace because of her stamina growth
>>580189865What if my oshi is Ogurin?
>>580190026Doesn't match the latest research over on https://hakuraku.moe/notes/light-hello where it appears an absence rate of 55 rather than 50 best explains observations
>>580188095God I miss this. The mgsv schizophrenia was so fun.
>>580190048flatties are a significant upgrade, that is true
>>580190136Then you could be lying to yourself, us, or I don't care enough either way and you're fine the way you are.>>580190237CHAPTER THREE SOON JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT ITS ALL A RUSE
>>580187849no, that's boring. All umas sharing the same design isn't interesting. Variety is wonderful. Ramonu is great, Super Creek can' be beaten, but for me.......there's just something about Silence Suzuka
i haven't used any of my tickets
>>580188770You mean the shoes? Yes please
>>580190346holy GOD
>>580190346what are you hoarding them for
Post pit sluts.
Ines Fujin wants me to call her Onee-san during sex, what should I do?
>>580190424Maximum account value when he sells his all-plat goldmine to a Saudi Arabian oil tycoon and retires on the proceeds
>>580189354I pick Maruzensky because I love older women.
>>580187587>it's realcan uma&co recover from this?
>>580190424>traineeswhen i can unlock all the release ones, still missing mcqueen spe and oguri>supportsprobably close to MLB creek or finemo, even if finemo gets powercrept
>>580190572STOP MAKING ME CHECK
more likeuma&go
>>580189354I'm glad I didn't get gaslit by that document, I just screamed with delirious joy when I realized I could just......pick my favorite uma whom I've loved ever since I saw her anime 8 years ago. Still haven't won a CM with her, but one day it will happen.
>>580189354I picked suzuka because I saw her in s1 of the anime and fell in love. Also because she wears tights.
>>580190434
>>580190017All lardlords look the same. The fat rounds their face and makes them all look like a pig, which they are. Disgusting.
I fucking hate all of you!
>>580190424Bro saving for uma 2
nobody picked rudolf as their starter huh
Tanned Umanko
>>580190626currenbwo...
>>580190708dober says the same to me, albeit with a shakier voice, whenever my face is between her legs
>>580190424some anons just like to collect things, not actually play the game.
can someone spoonfeed me the fan runs image i'm a retard and forgot to save it
>see :3>urges to punch increases
>>580190820I did. Only ever struggled at the start thinking "Ogu, or Luna?".
>>580190820I did, actually
happy meek pits
>>580191047
>>580191117>troona
>>580190626umama...
>>580190820I did.
>>580188127
>>580190572That thing leaving is the first step to a recovery
>>580191174umama doesn't care about him anymorehe's been thrown away like the trash he is
>>580190626israel...
Fluffy wife, good life
>>580191401why do you sound like a schizo person
>>580191360Neicha says this to herself while on top during umapyoi
>>580184336she was really tired and needs to get her snooze on
They're taunting him at this point
miggu miggu i must liggu
It is safe to enter uma&co now
>>580191569they hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
>>580189354I HAVE SPARKED OVER 4 BANNERS ALREADY AND SHE STILL HASN'T COME HOMEBOTH OGURIS
>>580191360
getting there desu wa
>>580191665Can you pass the penis inspection
>>580191665if you want a real A+ club
>>580189354I just got her after rickey and machan ate my 60k carats...
>>580191776IS IT PENIS INSPECTION DAY AGAIN?!
>>580191621when was the last time yanko won somethingthis is his final year, it's not looking very good
>>580191629Aoi is so cute I want to steal Meek from her
>>580191772That fat cunt will eat them all
>>580191665The only danger of entering Uma&Co is being targeted by everyone other than that they're always A+
MAMBOOOO
>>580189354Using ticket on og oguri might be my biggest regret because not having support suzuka as an option for all of aoharu was hell on med/long for front gaming
>>580191665Ya. Apply now! We have no enforced quota! You can literally do nothing and get A+ carats
>>580191936Yanko wins the Arima and then again when he gets permanently drained like Kitasan soon
>>580191360Wife!
@umagrokTake the famous painting of Saturn eating his children except make it McQueen eating Golshi
>>580192072ayumu...
>>580191665Its takes two to erp and those logs were disgusting. I would never joined those deranged freaks
>>580191621cute Yanko>>580191936he is flying to US right now and we will see him race on the 18th in JCGC then BCC a month later
>>580192091
>>580191936saudi cup on february, he's still young and i'm sure he's gonna finish with a bang
>>580191936>forever fraud
>>580192321>he's still youngwell yeah, thats his name
Nobody cares
Today I will remind them!https://voca.ro/19E4ROykcLQu
>>580191569because you are talking to a schizo
>>580192243vodka... you should... let your hair grow out... zzz... so cute...
The only good AGP poster is the mcqueen one
>>580192416
abuse tanukishate tanukissacrifice tanukis
>>580192141were they really? not from that club but that was very tame compared to regular ERP, I even remember this company I worked for where the majority of the office was gay, the company chat logs were quite something with prolapses and whatnot
i like tanukis and cryers
Why the fuck are ((((((they)))))) back in S
>>580191973mcqueen's cunt is NOT fat. it is tiny, tight, and juicy.
>>580192656Pls be joking
>>580191936Need a Forever Fraud anime
>>580192507where is the music
>>580191665It's comfy A+I would never join if I knew they were this schizo but I just choice to not participate in chat.
>>580192656could have seen it coming when you applied for grindr...
>login>the club room is silent>no cum on the couch
>>580192729I'm not, but if that anon is from SEA or one of these 3rd world countries maybe they aren't that used to degeneracy, or he's overreating for schizo purposes
>>580192796RIP
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/5_k13c>https://jiggie.fun/5_k13chttps://jiggie.fun/5_k13c>https://jiggie.fun/5_k13chttps://jiggie.fun/5_k13c
https://x.com/tachyons_lab/status/2096993344333152527the agp that will develop from this will be extreme
>>580192141Implying shit that gets posted in the thread isn't as disgusting
>>580192416*SLAP*
>>580192714they did the thing
>>580192821>you no longer recognize your home
>>580192821We're losing our values #TurningPointTracen
>>580192440Buena... it's only a 1% chance...
>>580192772>i just choicehellloooo br leaker
>>580192656I agree. It's very tame and their "ERP" is just cringe at most, but cringe because it's like 2 niggas who can't ERP forcing one, not because it's disgusting.
Hate this bitch.
mmmmmboysex
>>580192714ANYTHING for that extra $4 of carats
>>580193338She so white
Can't we talk about the game
>>580193363>won 7 g1s>pretty much a background characterWhat the fuck happened
>>580193415when is the URA halt tp event? I need to kill my danchou before it happens
game?
>>580193415XOGURI WINSLMAO
adopt her
the fuck does she expect me to do?!?!
>>580193415Talk about Oguri RAPING EVERYONE
>>580193415I finished my borrows (no good results) and need to wait 4 hours to try again with the parents I madewhat are (You) doing rn? clanking parents or farming fans?
im erp’ing with V right now. V wishes Umama was this good
>700 carats per style eventI shall make a runner for every style and enter the appropriate one 5min before starting (I don't claim club carats)
V quit global and is back posting in umajp lol
When
Fuck marry killUmama, V, Lemon.
>>580193760I don't want to erp anymore
>>580193770getting wet just by smelling the scent of her trainer
>>580193363I can't believe I'm masturbating to Vodka.
guys... she's gonna eat the image limit again...
>>580193909how are you going to get better at it then
I dont care about my club, I dont talk in chat, I do my runs, get my fans, and at the end of the month I get my carats, this is just a symbiotic relationship, a stepping stone.
this game sucks
imeji?
Bloomers are dangerous
>>580194062I want a symbiotic relationship between my penis and Ramonu's umanko
Umas that would be good with kids?
>>580194131if I zoom in really closely, up to the part where there is the slightest outline of its shape, and the placr my tongue against the screen, it's almost like I can taste it
>>580194083
>>580193996>Welcome back Umama, how was ERP training?>Boooooring>But necessary, Comrade Umama
>>580194062I like my club, they often talk about their runs but I don't butt in much also danchou had an incredible idea the other day to make the club more fun though I wish more clubmembers were more invested in the game
>>580194250evil cow
okay but how about a jong
>>580194436host it
>>580194436helios' lips on my jong—actually, ewi don't want an adhs bitch to mutter "hawk tuah" on my dick before sucking ityep, no thank you>>580194403
>>580193909BR Leaker: *pulls out the rope*V: “…ahaha… bondage play?”BRL: *menacing smile* “Yes…”V: “Umama would never do this”BRL: *makes a few knots and loops and puts the newly formed noose around V’s dainty little fag neck*V: “I-it’s a littl- *cough* tight…”BLR: *hoists the rope over the beam above and strings up V by his neck*V: “ugghu uggh *chokes* *eyes roll into the back of his head* *splurts*BLR: *invites the favella boys over to stone the strung up faggot*V: *shits self*
>>580194436How about I devour your tummy
>>580194538Majsoul Friends Room 30619(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30619let's see
>>5801946174 and plane crashes
>>580194131rolling for how many laurels i should post before bump limit to prevent myself from getting blueballed in my dreams later tonight
>>580194062people act like this is soulless or whatever but clubs need like 10 people like this. imagine how chaotic a club with 30 people talking all the time would be.
>>580194645lmao
These three get zero trainer cock between them
>>580194436how about you sit on my face and don't allow me to breath for 67 seconds?
Consider the following:
>>580194739>9get to it
SO MANY LISSAS
>>580194839mweeeeee
>>580194812sex
>>580194812sex with funny zoomers
me on the left
that's some crazy fanfic
>>580194657What the fuck
>>580194645now this. this is erp umama. take notes
>>580194830ichi cooldown is gonna fuck me over
>>580194812>neon paint>latexPalmer you slut
>>580194885>>580194905Wei
>>580194812I was looking forward to this scene in the event story but there was none, I got fucking scammed
>>580194839
>>580194812Helios and Palmer would 100% do a treesome with the trainer and act like nothing happened next day, and I find it fucking hot.
>>580194839https://voca.ro/1hQE7YBag1iB
>>580195082ni
>>580194812Oh no sexy halloween gyarus! Tore's in a pinch!
>autocareer end>SS rank>fast learner>all the skills I need>don't roll any sparks>not enough TP to reroll>use a potion>press confirm>>career ends without the rollI'm going to freak the fuck out
>>580195261can you do this one? >>580194645
>>580191549I really should try using her in a CM sometime. It's just that her base skills aren't great and her stat growths are terrible. Probably why no one uses her except Santa Biwafag, and her stat growths/skills are better in the alt.
>>580195371sorry. my autism is limited to simpsons and scooby doo voices only
>>580195338You're supposed to press the reroll button bwo...
WHY AREN'T YOU FARMING FANS? WE'RE BEING HELD TOGETHER BY TAPE AND WE'RE GOING TO DROP SOON IF YOU DON'T PICK IT UP!
>>580195098>Weaving History
>>580195284
>>580195462this is a b+ clubt dancho
>>580189354I appreciate how many anons picked their fav (or otherwise with their dick). It was hard to know Taiki would be as good as she is now, but otherwise I imagine most would pick Oguri, Suzuka or her right now, with Symboli Rudolph and Maruz having fallen out of favour.
>>580195338I knew you can get 0 sparks but even on a SS rank run?
>>580191710anon there are over 50 umas in the game, getting a particular spook is less than a 0.06% chance at this pointmoderate your expectations, Sir.
>>580195219Damn, it must suck for Trainer to wake up in the middle of the night with both Helios and Palmer covering his mouth with one hand, while both use other hand beats him off and massages his balls. Must suck for Trainer to get his mouth covered by Helios as she grinds on his face while Helios takes him down to the hilt. Must suck for Trainer to have his jaw kissed, licked, and nipped at by Palmer while Helios's nails dig into his chest while she rides him. Must suck for Trainer to have Helios press herself behind him, hands on his hips to make sure he is pushing into a kneeling Palmer. Must suck to wake up the next day and both pretend that he is just being a weird guy. Must suck.
>>580195484
>>580195504
>>580195462There is still time to hop
>>580195437But you could do it as homer and marge...
>>580189354my gf picked oguri because shes an autistic tryhard who loves food and has now won more plats than me simply because triumphant pulse was so good
>>580195741my homer simpson voice is literally just the 3lamestudio one, and i always default into one specific video from him
>>580195687
>>580195709
>>580195462Event starts in 3 hours. Save your load to speedrun it.
>>580195819As a fellow autist speaking in character voices to myself I get you on that
>>580194812
>>580195885>image limitmy balls are gonna feel sore tomorrow....
>>580195819>>580196046I'm glad I'm not alone in my autism. I usually default to Mickey Mouse.
Faggots
>>580195462calm down i will do the slave runs in ura with 15 tp
>>580196132wow this teio is even more ugly than usual
>>580195670Ffuuuuuuck NEED gyaru threesome NOW
>>580196113>I usually default to Mickey Mouse.I wheezed
>>580196081nvm, read the number wrong
Fuji Kiseki for the image limit.
>>580194131I ejaculated to this artist's Teio this morning...
I'm leaving my club, I just noticed that I'm grinding fans for a bunch of metafags that do not care about grinding fans themselves (not even 2 million a day) neither give advice about the game in the club chat, on the contrary, they are very rude about it. It's a shame because danchou is a very cool guy.
double tp for event then reroll after for 90 energy in one career
palmet is not that big
>>580196282hachi
>>580196413mambro... what club though, seriously
>>580196413Mambro...
>>580196416what are you talking about
> Look at card evaluation docs> Fine Motion higher than Ramonu> Look at simulation> Fine Motion higher than Ramonu> Look at stat output simulations> Ramonu higher than Fine MotionCan someone explain this to me? Ignoring the better gold on Ramonu, shouldn't it give better stats?
>>580196471and that's 9. i'm gonna be dreaming of steamy, raw, bareback, unprotected cuddles
>>580196620idk what weird docs you are looking at but ramonu is better than finemo and gives more stats yes
>>580196254That's kind of greedy. Expecting the gyaru girls to just pull you away when you're supposed to be training one of their friends. Pressing your chest against a wall, their hands covering your mouth while they kiss and nip at your neck. Both of them toying and teasing your dick over your pants until you cum in your just freshly cleaned pants. And then running away before you can even stop them, the only hint of them being there being the scent of their perfume and the lipstick marks all over your neck. Seriously man, don't be greedy.
>>580196413Mambwo nyo...
>>580196620Fine Motion is a highroll card whilst Ramonu is more consistant and generalist
>>580196715>those bitemarkstits, I understandbut why the neck?
>>580196847have you never been intimate with someone?
I need Creek to tell me I've been a good boy
>>580196847The neck is a very erotic place to bite.
>>580196620Use an actual sim or do the math yourselfhttps://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
>>580195082>>580195284>>580195484>>580195687>>580195885>>580196081>>580196282>>580196471>>580196674Thanks bwo
>>580196847
/uma/ is dying
>>580196998Good
All the good posters are with the family and friends on this fine labor day
>>580196847You could not waterboard this information out of me, and yet you just literally gave it for free.
THE SOUND FILES! THE FILES ARE DYING!
>>580196847You could have just asked Google instead.
All of the usual posters are busy being teased by gyarus.
>>580196413Join Mambo, we are a bunch of chatter boxes and having a good time
>>580196713> Weird docsWhat do you look at bucko? There's not that many>>580196963Try reading what I wrote>>580196765Hmm, maybe this? But it doesn't make much sense
>>580196413mamgwo....
i cooked some spagheti and ate itumamusume
>>580196413bromam.....
>>580196620Are you seriously asking us to explain why a simulator that no one here wrote is getting things wrong?
>>580196847>I understand biting on lump of fat that results in pure sex appeal>But why the FUCK would anyone want to bite the neck of a cute gal?People have been biting girls necks since forever, same for the other way around.
>>580196847Oh wowThe ears and neck are the best places to bite when you're about to cum. Very animalistic. She'll complain later but it'll drive her wild.
>>580196413mamdani...
>>580197217Oh no, it would suck to get teased by City and Jordan.
>>580197257idk man pick whatever gaslight suits you
>>580197296I made baked chicken and potatos in my air fryer. It was yummy
>>580197363> Getting things wrongWho said it is?> A simulatorThere's two rankings, by two different people, giving the same result
cum
>>580196847Erogenous zonesYou're welcome
more images
>>580197498Kita can roll prof level 3, you can do better anon
>>580196847How can you not be aware of this, yet a fuckless loser like myself is?
>>580197627
>>580197498is there a difference between getting skill hints for the white vs skill hints for the gold? or is the total just the same?like, lvl 3 prof and lvl 1 adept vs lvl 1 prof and lvl 3 adept?not using the max hint lvl bc it's impossible for prof
I've never had sex, so I wouldn't know where to bite a woman
>>580197257FM is indeed a strong card, but she is a "roamer" because her prio is dogshit, meanwhile ramonu while not being the absolute strongest is consistent and considered strong because she has a smige stronger than FM in raw output, but also has a ton of velocity/useful skills/mid race meaning you get more worth out of it (hint level 4)
AHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE URA MINES
>>580197720V...
Don't worry, this is all stuff you would have learned from your trainee when she first raped you. But also she wouldn't let you live it down that you lost your virginity to her.
>>580197756GO BACK TO FAN MININGYOU WILL LOCK IN EVERY 50 MINUTES AND LIKE IT
next you'll say that slapping is an erotic techniquebaka
>>580197895For some women sure...
>>580197630WHO DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYING AS>>580197704they are treated as seperate hintsso in an ideal scenario you have max discount on both the white AND gold skill
Imagine a sleep-deprived Trainer slapping his Uma's ass and growling "Mine" in her ear. Would that be fucked up or what?
>>580197791you realize she isn't my first trainee
>>580197750But looking at the numbers I don't see FM giving better stats than Ramonu. Maybe these rankings are done in later scenarios where there is enough +wit on the facilities that the +2 from Ramonu starts to be worse?
Have you guys forgotten how to bake?>>580198043>>580198043>>580198043
THAT'S IT I'M PLAYING A MALE
>>580194657holy rapethanks for the game
