>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99uyS9WCV38>The Rising (Aug 27 - Sep 10)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/The_Rising/cula62e5jx>Patch Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log/>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• Sept 9, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin Peaks Season 3 >>580145285• Sept 11, 9:00 PM EDT | Diabolos, Crystal, Shirogane, W25 P49 | Early 2000s Nostalgia Meetup >>580093187 • Sept 12, 8:00 PM EDT | Crystal - Couerl - Wolves Den Pier, op of the ship | Strip CC Meet >>579768747 • Sept 13, 5:00 PM CEST | Lich, Light, Empyreum, W7, P48 | Frenchra Movie Meetup - Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan >>579780384 • Sept 19, 7:00 PM EDT | Balmung, Crystal, Lavender Beds, W19 P28 | Mutant Meetup: X-Men '97 Season 1 >>579979813 >Previous>>580147936
catboy supremacy
mo fy ryun lho ruri
my gposes look like gregory crewdson photographs
I miss Rev, how do we get him back
It’s fun watching schizos tie themselves into knots trying to say why they don’t have to prove the shit they claim
>>580161958But you're only supposed to use three words in a Dragon Shout.
Any female character players here that actually like male characters?
>>580162042Nnf…
the worst thing about dawntrail wasn't the MSQ, it was the grease meta with the graphics update
real vazi ayu diaper eating schizo hours
>>580162042>read 'knots'>brain immediately thinks of THAT hrothgali should call her...
>>580162125yeah there's like 6 or 7
I can't sleep>>580162178We love grease
post beastmaster glams
>>580162178We literally had a nigga named Greasy Gabe years before Dawntrail, same with Hatcat and Elk. Greasebeasting is nothing new
>>580162178i was going to say we love grease but i won't agree with la creatura so i will agree with you instead
>>580161459oh yes they absolutely do
>>580162216stretch for 10 to 20 minutes. reach for your toes and breathe deep.
>>580162125my miqitten loves shota and femboys
>>580162324reach for my toes?? this sounds like a setup
>>580162034Hi Rev
>>580162324i've gotten fat and out of shape over the past 5 years but at least i'm still flexible enough to reach past my toes
/xivg/ when you add 6 extra months onto an expansion development time:>Browns accusing other browns of being schizos while they samefag and witch hunt themselves because it's the only way they know how to get attention, all while the few remaining whites look on in bewilderment saying "Do they really think they're fooling anyone, do they honestly think we don't see this blatant charade?" as the browns sit there smugly, 100% convinced they're master manipulators and genius actors who have tricked the world
>>580162281your femra is fucking hot
>>580162125My sunnie does but she stopped erping or lewding a while ago
Interesting head canon
My warrior of light used up his aether three times in the last four hours (in Eorzea, in Final Fantasy XIV). Good night for a bit, /xivg/.
>>580162408A brown person really sat down and wrote this at 8am on a Monday morning to explain why he's a pick me brown
>>580162125Oh, I meant to reply to this since it was relevant. More than you'd think.
Did the russians lace the water supply with psychotics or something? What the fuck is wrong with the euros
>FF7 is now Fifa or MaddenThis will surely bode well for Square Enix and by extension FFXIV...
>>580162410your feelings for her are not real
im the only white person here
Good morning, reddit!QRD on the gulp shitto drama? I just woke up.
>>580162714They are real to me!
>>580162408you should look up HW threads
>>580162707ukraine did, blame them for the state of /xivg/
>>580162714my desire for her? very much is
>>580162792everyone hypes up HW threads like they were so much worse than what we have now but it's the exact same shit
>>580162707Europeans are genuinely insufferable to be around. That's why even the king of EU /xivg/, Rev, went out of his way to get an American EB instead of someone from Lightcord
My femra is ready for beastmaster release
is Scarlet Skips W or L goons
Dude ARR-SB threads were so much better because my friends were posting more often and playing the game with me. Now they stopped playing the game and posting here and now I’m bitter longing for the old days again because my friends coming back would make the general and game good again right?
>>580162792Oldest thread is a /v/ thread from 2016:https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/331366475/#331366475
>>580162895>but it's the exact same shitexactly, the +6 months per expansion didn't impact it
my femra looks and acts like thishttps://d.uguu.se/rqGJrZhl.mp4
>>580162946Come my lady ;)
My moonie is horny at work thanks to him…
>>580163036NEED A RIZZRA LIKE THIS FOR MY FEMRA
>>580163036Every single xaela after returning from shaaolani
Americans are boring as fuck to hang out with. It's like talking to a bunch of actors, there's 0 ability to go off script and just chat mad shit, they're so stuffy.
>>580163094is it me
>>580162974>>580163117Can you two just kiss already
Euros act like they can handle banter but if you joke around with them they get really upset and quiet all of a sudden. Thought euros could handle witty bantz
>>580163123Are you a Sunnie
>>580162848>>580162762i doubt it>>580163036hey...
>>580163036>Slobbering over an actual AI slop girl It really is India primetime
I think my femra is going to spend the rest of the day wearing nylon pantyhose
>>580162714would love this character if it wasn't played by an actual schizo
>waaah waah eu waah waah naokay but what about ffxiv?gooning and plapping? sex?ebin drama?beastmaster tomorrow and the last part of the msq, surely you are going to sub to yoshi p's mmorpg?
>>580163117There are a few Americans that are fun to chat with and ironically they're all the ones who get the most shit from schizos. NA schizos really hate when anyone isnt a PR drone
>>580162714builded for yuri love with my femra
>>580163180Do you stooges ever shut up about euros, I don't get it man
just woke upthis fairy was popping the fuck off bros she even got battle high
>>580163272Found the euro
>>580163193no/playdead
>>580163180Post an example of your "witty bants".
>>580163043I'll make your legs shake ;)
>>580163272It's just 1 obsessed brownoid seeking attention.
>>580163180>make one off banter to someone from EU xivg>they go into a meltdown over jews, Indians, and random geopolitical history from the 16th century when no one asked
>>580163258Ill have to goon and plap twice as much today since I'll be actually playing the game tomorrow
>>580163272sybau euro
>>580163258did mofu tell you that shit looked good after you plapped? because if he did, he's messing with youyou fucked your shit up
>>580163016https://4chanarchives.com/board/vg/thread/148880920 this site has a bunch of HW threads that survived the archive purge
If you think about Euros so much, why don't you EB one?
>>580163238Proof?
>>580163405sure, as long as it’s not a verified schizo like you
>>580163405she is taken
>>580163272Shitposters just want attention. I don't even read these posts anymore.
>>580163405Can an euro EB another euro...?
>>580163405if you're looking for an EB, why are you a schizo and thread bike for futas?
>>580163258I would like to /pet the feral looking moonie and maybe do some content too
>>580163471This place literally hasn’t changed in 10 years lmfao
>>580163405i didtwo different times actuallyit didnt go well
>>580163501You're weak
what's gachac@'s ingame name
>>580163539Elk said gn like 3hrs ago bro
>>580163515She doesn't touch brown people
Making an American worship my uncut cock and bullying him for being inferior and marked as a slave while I'm fucking him raw and filling him full of potent euro seed while he weeps and moans and dries his eyes with an American flag...
>>580163548There's no value in these posts
>>580163405I did the opposite and EB'd an American as a EuroI like his big cut cock but I'm a bit sad I'll never suck his foreskin
>>580163308>>580163370Nah wrong continent. But I have to read through your incessant obsession every morning and it's baffling how you can do this almost every day
>>580163591Good thing I'm not brown
>>580163573Gacha Cat
>>580163208it's not aislop, she just has a shit ton of makeup and filters on
>>580163405My sunnie did, the time difference and her work schedule caused us to split..
>>580163573rin
>>580163618Good thing you can close the thread at anytime but you suspiciously don’t
>>580163180I'm thinking I'm bringing this gif back in force because most of you socially awkward retards don't ever even dare link to whatever the fuck you're talking about for fear that the conversation will actually be real instead of just vagueposting at each other.
>>580162714ngl i would still drop a buckload for you even if i dont feel romantically attached.
>>580163586i said i couldn't sleep
my eurosunnie will never have a big hung american EB who princess carries her and buys her new cute glamours and minions..............
>>580163595. . .
>>580163669Yeah guess what buddy, I ain't here to read about euros
>>580163586so did val
>>580163405european guys are autistic and european chicks are shallow golddiggers
>>580163721whats with these freaks saying gn mutliple times and then never actually going to bedwhy are they announcing their departure to begin with anyways
>>580163180nah they just ban you, they dish it but cant take it
>>580163704you should go on a diet so my weak european arms could carry you.......
>>580163771It's shrieks
>go to the quicksands>finally find a dom raceplay fiddie>get into it>she calls me a good nigger while stroking me>I stare into her blue eyes and it reminds me of the deep mediterranean ocean I once had to cross to sneak into EuropeI love FFXIV
People here get upset if you don’t give them (You)s huh?
>>580163405I say good morning and good night with heart messages daily to my EU friend that fucks me with his BWC but we aren't EB'd yet
>>580163648beauty filters are all ai powered now, they're really common in china https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH3869_0GY8
>>580163387we didn't plap>>580163515we can play some content at some point. i'll probably be busy with bst slop for some time though
>>580163816good post
>>580163807no sorry you'll just have to start lifting until you're man enough to handle my fat cat...
>>580163771But enough about Lholcow
>>580163849Did they say if bst will have any coop content or is it all solo
>>580163771i just want someone to say goodnight to meis that so much to ask?
it's always good night but it's never a terrible night
>>580163942It's level 50 solo slop
https://poal.me/7qn3u9https://poal.me/7qn3u9https://poal.me/7qn3u9https://poal.me/7qn3u9https://poal.me/7qn3u9
>>580163956GOOD NIGHT KING ORAAAAA! /FLEX/FLEX/FLEX/FLEX/FLEX/FLEX/FLEX
Dude did you just say good night in thread but post for a couple more minutes instead of actually leaving?
>>580163821Fiddies are all sick in the head, I wish that race just got deleted
>>580163901I've been lifting for a while, maybe one day I'll be enough...
>>580163942why would it have coop you have pets
>>580163405>>580163539have you plapped?
>>580164014nostalgialennials are so corny bro
>>580164047Sorry for thing the new thing in an MMO might have a multiplayer aspect to it
>>580164047Monster Hunter has coop and pets
https://files.catbox.moe/yr9v7s.jpg
>>580164021I do this sometimes
Crazy that Blue Mage had no co-op content when it released at the end Stormblood but suddenly Beastmaster not having any co-op content on its release at the end of Dawntrail is suddenly a big deal and detrimental to the long term staying power of the content (that most people won’t touch in the first place)
my femlala just spent the last 15 minutes healing a handsome hrothgar dark knight who used his mits and sprinted perfectly ....so rare to see one that plays well...
>>580163405Nobunny wants to EB a Rava.
>>580163513don't do this, it makes mustard gas
>>580163849Got a glam idea to play BST with messy qote?Gonna iron out my pvp series before work, then crash immediately after my shift to play BST all day! I'm super excited!~
Instead of solo criterion they could have just given us pet/p*kemon battles and called it a day and it would have been better.
I'm gonna meltfucking sick of being the one who always messages first and has to practically beg to be invited to things or spend time with most of my "friends"gonna match the vibes, no more of that, and I'm removing most of youassholes with an ego because people jerk off to your barbie
>>580163973It's a wish for a good night, why would you wish yourself a terrible night...
here comes the samefagging
>>580164141the co op content is running dungeons and trials with your friends to get new spells
>>580164159>sprinted perfectly ....this is so satisfying, especially if dps is such that your sprint comes off cooldown exactly when you want to use it before the next pack.
>>580164181No one wants to fuck you either, cockwatch Maren harder lol
>>580164125you already posted this like 2 hours ago
>>580164125posted it again award
>>580164260And the co-op content for Beastmaster is taming beasts in the overworld and dungeons with friends, shit they already said we could do
>>580164181>amalia done plapping ruri>gets back on the rava alt
>>580164181Hey...
>>580164141Macchi.... hi...
>>580164215FATHER OF TOXIC GAS AND CHEMICAL WARFAREHIS DARK CREATION HAS BEEN REVEALED
>>580164265I’d let him end my bloodline
>>580164141>when we get a BLU update>"I can't believe SE still supports this dogshit minigame no one cares about!">when we don't get a blue update>"We get less and less content SE trimming beloved game modes to save money EOS soon!"Crazy how that works.
>>580164215tantalus blackspine hiiii
>>580164181*nobody wants to EB your raceplay futa alt, Amalia
>>580164235mo fu...
>>580164181this rava should rape my moonie
>>580164094Ok mister Zoomy Big Balls, mister wigga nigga, mister smarty pants, recommend me some games to play that YOU think I should be playing instead. Go on then. If you don't you're a pussy and we'll all take turns raping you.
https://poal.me/kh91bohttps://poal.me/kh91bohttps://poal.me/kh91bo
>>580164235Looking forward to your posts about being lonely
idk why people want a BLU update when its just gonna powercreep the existing carnivale levels even further and the one new stage they add is gonna be just as uninspired & boring as Goldor
>>580164125Looks like shit
>>580164141If BLU still had no co-op content as of today ppl wouldn't give a shit about BST being a solo class. But because they eventually added that to BLU, and presumably they know ppl want that kinda thing, we would expect that they'd release new content already in a better state than BLU's original release
>>580164084bro you think any ebins give me the time of day? im in the chill lurker zone
>>580164181sorry I can only EB someone on my home world
>>580164375Why would that be one of the most avoidant people here? Think.
>>580164159too bad he likes x-men..
>>580164395*closes tab*
>>580164350umm i'm pretty sure that guy is a malera>>580164330thank you papa nurgle
>>580164220i'll just use the gear that quests provide>>580163942no and it sucks, minigames would be fine if they were multiplayer first
>>580164387>recommend me some games to play that YOU think I should be playing insteadFinal Fantasy XIV retard, finish the levequest achievement
I'll save the general from both Ruri and Amalia by making them fall in love with me. No need to thank me.
>>580164410ruri squats for any futa sis
I'm gonna queue for p10 cause I love that fight
>>580164387nta but Quasimorph is pretty COOL
>>580164476Uhhhhhh no?That's boring as fuck. I'm not gonna do that.
Transfer to Odin, Light and get a free femra EB with your first purchase!**Updates to service availability limits apply only to new purchases. Offer valid only to catgirls.
>>580164387NTA but forever winter is really cool
Posting my oddly shaped eyes blue creature
>>580164593more like>transfer to odin>get hjorsed by nanky
>>580164502>RoguelikeI'M FUCKING SICK TO BASTARD FUCKING DEATH OF ZOOMERS OBSESSION WITH FUCKING ROGUELIKE SLOP. I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE VIDEO GAME EQUIVALENT OF A FUCKING FRUIT MACHINE. I WANT A TAILORED EXPERIENCE THAT IS THE VISION OF A FUCKING HUMAN BEING, NOT SOME DICE ROLL RANDOMLY GENERATED SLOP THAT APPEALS TO ADHD DOOMSCROLLING MINDROTTED DUNCES.
>>580164236i dont want a terrible nighti want to wish a curse on to my thread enemy to have a terrible night
>>580164604
>>580164593Make your femra not ugly
>>580164387dynasty warriors gundam reborn
>>580164621can you post nanky horsecontent, i'm horny
Oh, oops. I didn't transfer to Odin, I started on Odin seven years ago.
>>580164387NTA but come do stationeers with me
>>580164665thats like calling Mount & Blade: Warband a fucking roguelike bro
>>580164375>the one who always messages first and has to practically beg to be invited to things or spend time with most of my "friends"how is that MF in any way? he's trash, removed him a long time ago and regret ever considering him a friend>>580164396I already feel lonely, I just won't waste my time trying to change that with people who don't give a shit and love farming attention first and foremost
>>580162125My femra.
>>580164665Why are you pretending to be old? Roguelikes have been popular since the 90s
>>580164595>Extraction shooterENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING SLOP GAMES, YOU PEOPLE HAVE 0 FUCKING TASTE
>>580164698
>>580164728eury...
Daily reminder that being nice is free btw /xivg/
my catboy had a lot of things he wanted to get done today but he forgot that every business is closed on labor day....
>>580164753i think your friends dodged a bullet if this is how you are
>>580164604W-why is she looking at me like that?
>>580164805that's too expenmsive for a lot of ppl
>>580164604>theyre just normal eyes
>>580164776just because you hate everything that's not a barebones jrpg or a 2d sidescroller does not mean you need to use all caps and shit on people
>>580162125My f3mra before you called her ugly
>>580164776>>580164665Disco Elysium fans when you ask them to play anything with gameplay
>>580164387I only play FFXIV, Warframe and Nikke nowadays
>>580164772>Roguelikes have been popular since the 90sThe 90's were 30 years ago, they get a pass. There's 0 excuse for zoomers to be sucking off roguelikeslop in 2026.
>>580164387Factorio
>>580164870There is no way your femra is that ugly, post her so I may glaze her, queen.
Me and the bros getting together
I want to fuck a femlala absolutely crazy style
>>580164805Is lovebombing femra considered a nice action? Asking for a friend.
I just play a variety of games because only playing one game or one genre is awful
>>580164847Don't worry about it>>580164854They still look off to me I just couldn't be bothered messing with them more
>>580164908its not a roguelike tho you just have zero reading comprehension
>>580164908You're genuinely more retarded than Elk bro, just go to reddit and ask for video games that might be more your speed champ.
Me and the bros getting together in FFXIV
>>580163405Do you want to EB so i can get the emotes?
>>580165043bridget is a girl tho
>>580164939>the middle oneI recognize that pose
>>580165061Post your character
>>580164340Rava seed will make your bloodline stronger.>>580164313hey..>>580164383is she cute>>580164413rip...
>>580165082Yeah, and she’s treated like bro
>>580165032why am i catching strays because youre mad he didnt like your recs???>>580165082so is shimakaze
>modern gaming fucking su->wait a minute, i only play games i actually like!
>>580165112i want to say the n word to you but im paranoid and my isp is probably looking at my posts
>>580165109Post yours first...
Dude you mean to tell me that I have to be social and put in effort for my friendships to work and they wont just magically materialize like the japanese anime I watch with english subs (i dont speak japanese). This sucks why cant I just be the main character of my friends' lives!
>>580165043Remember when people knocked on FF forand thought those male characters looked girly?Fucking hilarious how times changed so much.
>>580165112I lost interest now that I know you aren't a real GAN, sorry
>>580164951ERMonly if you EB them, fly out to where they live, move in, marry, have children or adopt or not if you aren't interested in that, and be together until one has to depart from this worldIts only fair you know, lovebombing is a sin.
>>580165112It's still fuck a sunnie Sunday somewhere
>>580165174Sis...
>>580165197Aauoogh! Big Gourd erotic!
>>580165112>is she cuteyeah...
>>580165167your isp is looking but cannot do anything since saying words is legal
>>580165309not if hes british
>>580165181Do people really wake up and be like ughh gotta grind my socials for friendsmaking like if you need to make yourself do it maybe you don't like making friends with whoever you're friends with ?
>>580165309>saying words is legalIt is today. It may not be tomorrow.
>>580165004How can you say that when this is the first line on the description?>Quasimorph is a unique high-stakes roguelike that blends cyberpunk, cosmic body horror, and PMCs trying to profit from the Apocalypse.
>>580165112How big is her +?
>>580165336what can they do, politely ask him to stop? the british government is powerless against final fantasy 14 players>>580165371you cannot be convicted for past crimes
>>580165353Don't try to reason with them idiot
>>580165372?
How come I can only queue 5?Why can't i queue these and Roulettes?
>>580165353This is how the redpill movement started
>>580165273How else will i know that was his response and not someone elses....
>>580165396>random Chinese twitter post with nothing about XIVReal euro hours
>>580165423Why are you expecting a foid to be sensible
>>580165410>what can they doBreak your door and drag you to jail.
>>580165465the servers can't handle it
>>580162125my femlalabut she's taken
>>580165396this is a common misconception. TERFs aren't anti-human because trannies aren't human.
>>580165458ai says its a roguelike, steam lies
>>580165465This game needs AI to fix its code badly
>>580164387Granblue RelinkKingdom Come Deliverance 2RavenswatchSystem Shock RemakeDarktideYs VIIITotal War: Warhammer III
>>580165372I think the gameplay speaks more on wether its a roguelike or not than a test summary
>>580165465>Why can't i queue these and Roulettes?because of the way queuing for roulette works you can't be in multiple queues.
>>580165353I gotta grind you to paste
>>580165564Yeah, AI coding helped a lot for Nvidia drivers recently
>>580165353>woman opinion on socializationdiscardedas a woman you literally cannot understand because every social situation will be presented to you wrapped with a bow on it. you just have to sit and exist and people will throw themselves at you men have to be the impetus behind their own social lives
>>580165535LITERALLY illegal they cannot do that
>>580165519Anti-trans rhetoric is a huge problem in this community so it is relevant, i just thought this girl proposed a nice solution
>>580165612>>580165458https://quasimorph.wiki.gg/>Quasimorph is a mix of classic turn-based roguelike RPG with an unique extraction twist: if you die, you lose everything you took on the mission. If you survive, you keep everything you looted. No exceptions. No excuses. No mercy.
>plap most of /xivg/>end up realizing my best plaps were with normies
>>580162125mebut i know there's no male character players in this general who would EB a femlala played by a guy. so ive accepted it will never happen.
>>580164159>do expert next>lalaboy warrior>rarely sprints, no mits outside bloodwhetting and his hp just falls off like water at all other times>regularly get to mobs before he does>regularly runs up to mobs but doesn't attack them right away so they hit other peopleughhh.......>>580164261yes it was so nice..>>580164446he was definitely only into other male characters, not that it matters. i am not a slut. i just like watching competent beast men ..
>>580165465How come I can't queue into 8man and 24man raids at the same time?
how do I find an EB on a dead world?
>>580164387my recent favorite game was lunacid and it's filled with a lot of weird quirks that make it really memorable despite being kind of a nostalgiabait ps1 style game
>>580165689Because of the regionwide df that's being implemented
>>580165237That's a big burden.. I think I'll continue to be a sinner and make it up to them some other way
how do I get invited into ruris house?
>she does roulettesick
>>580165658You sit in your parent's loft all day while still expecting to get a 10/10 anime girlfriend like you're in a harem show from 2009. Go the fuck outside and man up for once you retarded instead of blaming why you're a virgin loser on everyone else.
>>580165696By quickly moving to Balmung since it's probably closing soon
>>580165682i would as long as it doesn't get gay
>>580165682>there's no male character players in this general who would EB a femlala played by a guyYou underestimate how desperate and desolate the average male character is. They'd EB a stone with lips painted on it
>MSQ predictionIt'll be pretty boring.>MSQ hopeCalyx is revealed as a former Warrior of Light.>MSQ fearKrile will come with us to Evercold.
>>580165770She does Mentor roulettes.
>>580165696meet someone you wanna eb then move to their world or they move to yours
>>580165778holy projectionshe's not going to fuck you
>>580165735That doesn't make any sense
>>580165679/xivg/ plaps are only fun because they are dangerous
i woke up... hide your gocks...
>Future plans include level cap increases and new beasts, but future iterations are going to be based on player feedback as they haven't decided on major additions yet.>Possibilities include a 2-player version of the roguelike mode, PvP Beastmaster stuff, or BLU-like encouragement of doing 8-man duties as a full BST party.>The job is designed to be flexible to new possibilities.>You won't be able to ride every monster you recruit, but some monsters are being added as mount rewards for the new currency.https://www.famitsu.com/article/202609/86452Damn Beastmaster looking good
>>580163281Feo Ul should kick that bitch in the stomach
>>580165679>plap most of /xivg/Who was the best plap?What race plaps the best?Do males plap better or do females?How good is the average futa at plapping?Are subs spoiled? Or are doms retarded?
>>580165875my beautiful branch would never hurt my fairy like this
>>580165778This is how i found i found an incredible gf tho, by staying inside and being a neet.Why should he "go out" to find a normie gf that he wouldn't be happy with anyway.
why do moids see everything as a competition
>>580165823She will though negroid virgin loser I am jacked, I will send you the fucking tape while laughing at you.
>>580165847>possibilities include [...] BLU-like encouragement of doing 8-man duties as a full BST partyPossibilities, really? It's not a thing at launch?
>>580165846My bock..
>>580165847what kind of new currecnythey won't reuse old hunt currency like with BLU?
>>580165825Dangerous how?
>>580165847See you in 10.5
>>580165679It sucks so much because only a few years ago /xivg/ was so much better for plaps, all the hottest characters were /xivg/ too. I blame the twitter/frencord infestation. So many ugly characters here now that get fluffed to high hell and most of the plaps aren't worth a damn.
Someone shared a mod folder with me. How do I compile it into a .pmp?
>>580165937>why does the competitive sex competeYou retarded bro? Biology is hardened through competition.
crystal onegai
>>580165967BST only awards BST currency nothing old
>>580165937You say that as if intrasexual competition isn't the driving force behind like 90% of female behavior
>>580166008and how has this made you happy
>>580165167You're not a real racist if you're too pussy to say the funny word.>>580165271It is fuck a sunny tuesday over here>>580165308thats cute...>>580165407au ra splitting big.
>>580165936Your girlfriend is a man named Timothy with 5 o clock shadow that plays a femra named Bambi
>>580165981What makes a good plap? The erp?
>>580165679can you rank who was the best xivg plap?
>>580165793nah, I just want a buddy to do new content with and can make gposes with them. no romantic feelings involved, which actually brings me to another point as >>580165796 said i can't control if the other person suddenly starts developing feelings and would rather not take that risk
Why do so many of you play indie games? "Modern games are shit" Even if we entertain that opinion, there's still 30+ years of good games to play, why gravitate to indies?
>>580165969Crazy, mentally ill and the sort
>>580166009omw
>>580165949>Possibilities, really? It's not a thing at launch?Did Blue Mage have 8 man raids and trials at launch? No it didnt
Today my moonie was laid off...She sees homelessness in her future...
>>580165967No we LOVE having 5 million different currencies that do absolutely nothing in this game.
Which ebins should you plap for exposure and thread cred?
I like saying slurs when a Rava is plapping me but you have to be very safe here or you’ll be banned
>>580166064No she's actually a beautiful biofem who hates troons, i met her on soc and she happened to live near me
>>580165619Boil me in haidilao I'll be yummy>>580165658You just wanna hate on who said it instead of what they say
>>580166060Simple. I don't care about being happy
>>580166096I don't care for your uncslop I'm sorry, I'm not running a game on Windows 7 compatibility mode then using a patch so it can use more than 4GB of RAM
>>580166062My femra needs catboxed proof of your leg weakening claim
>>580166048>>580166124roflshamei do BLU carnivale stuff every few weeks when i need to refill my aetheryte tickets and i like having a reason to interact with it every now and thenif BST won't have a reason like that then it's one and done piece of shit content like moon crafting, looks like.
>>580166146sometimes ill say them /say chat to make it extra kinky
>>580166096Because they need to be performative and pretend the pixel artslop that cost them 15 dollars is actually the most groundbreaking piece of media ever despite no one but them and 13 others knowing about it. See dogshit people hype up like Hollow Knight/Silksong and Undertale/Deltarune
>>580166096they're good
>>580166062what are your favorite races besides rava?
>>580162281Something like this I thinkI can use all the pouches for treats!
>>580165696You move to a different world or become that person who puts up a PF looking for someone to EB
>>580165812>>MSQ hope>Calyx is revealed as a former Warrior of Light.unironically dropping the game
>>580166107I'll pray for your moonie. Also a tip that I've actually have gotten about 6 interview offers for entry level WFH stuff in the past 3 weeks which are paying 18-25 bucks an hour. I'm trying to get out of my job atm but I need a bit more pay to make rent. Indeed is where I'm getting them good luck /pet
>>580166174enjoy kysing at 40 ig
>>580166062can i come see it in person...?
>>580166161No she's actually a troon and you like dick up your ass lmao, literal gay loser talking about his "girl"friend
>>580166107My moonie was offered work the other week and I started today.It’s..neat.
m-my femezen.. woke up..
hello i made this for males too since some people seemed to be interested in it https://files.catbox.moe/ojcp52.pmppack has both bibo and base tbse, male highlander too but i dont remember if the neck is fixed or borked
>>580166096There's so many indie games coming out that a bunch of them are bound to be fun. They also tend to be very creative and experimental. If that's not for you, you can go with your curated uncslopTM list which is basically just what AAA used to be at that time.
>>580166096i play all sorts but indie games tend to be shorter and as i get older i don't have that much time to commit to video games (i say in the final fantasy xiv general)
>>580166107I have a cardboard box you can move in... I've used it to basecoat my miniatures, hope you don't mind.
>>580166081Just tell em you're a guy. if they still like you, cut em off. If they don't like you anymore but still speak to you, keep them around as a content friend.
>>580166067There's a lot that goes into it. The erp is part of it, the old crowd were better writers and that helps a lot. But it was the whole package, the whole atmosphere around a plap was different. People weren't as open about it so you would often live with the sexual tension for quite some time before you got to it. Now, I quite literally have had people I haven't met yet come up to me and say "plap?" and they're totally serious, they want to just plap right then and there. Huge difference in that.
>>580166107My femwa wants to be laid off so she doesn't have to quit plus there's severance monis
>>580166313Good morning, princess.
>>580166096I can play both but as mentioned, old "AAA games" and similar tend to have compatibility issues nowadays
>>580166128MofuRuri if you can manage since he doesnt respond to 98% of peopleVazi/Ayumi rin if you can get him to groom you otherwise its the same as aboveGrace welkinLientriLhoMaru is a very easy plap
I'm sorry what?
https://poal.me/4gz2vjhttps://poal.me/4gz2vjhttps://poal.me/4gz2vjhttps://poal.me/4gz2vjhttps://poal.me/4gz2vj
>>580166173>instead of learning from the perspective of the other sex, woman makes herself a victim stupid bitch
>>580166435https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Sack_of_Nuts
>>580166427Don’t try and plap me…
>>580166427lho was a pretty mediocre plap, very verbose though
>>580166435NIGGA THATS NUTS
>>580163729>european guys are autistic. . .
>>580166315I told you not to make it. I'm now very mad.
>>580165981And the good looking ones are constantly getting shitposted.
>>580166197Ahhh, so indie games are like /mu/ fags for video games. Interesting.
>>580166445>grow up in the 2000s >wonder why the fuck my unc is talking about ugly games from the 70s and 80s like they're the pinnacle of mankind >30 years later>now I'm the unc talking about ancient games from the 00s wondering why younger people don't careBros...
How does anon git gud at typefucking?Are there examples of "good" logs to learn from? Doesn't have to be from xiv, just any reference would go a long way. Should anon start reading smut books or something?
>>580166494YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
>>580166542Name 5
>>580166468Me? Whos me?>>580166492Anon asked for instant cred not for a good plap
>>580166390good morning!
>>580166492Proof?
>>580166367Yeah I can see that. Also noticed that intimacy has become a leisure activity instead of something actually intimate. There's still plenty people around who aren't looking for the quick plap though.
>>580166634Me..and threadcred doesn’t exist, stupid dumb idiot.
>>580165812>first half will involve us going from place to place and grab each elemental rune (the thing the pink catgirl is holding)>2nd half will involve more halmarut and azem and MSQ ends with us opening a portal using the azem crystal that will magically start healing the 4thI hope I'm wrong but by the plot we're being fed so far EC is building up to be the most predictable expansion by far
>>580166173Can I eat your ass?
Is mm bad at plapping
>>580166583Atari was fucking horrible. NES was just passable. And PC engine/genesis/ Snes+90s PC games is where gaming truly begins. Also arcades.
>there are unironic employim ittMy femra is disgusted..
>>580166613I played corruption of champions 1 for a couple hundred hours and was told by a few of my partners that I was really good and they initiate with me but they could have been polite idk
>>580166096Indie games aren't modern games?
>uncslop>uncslop>uncslopWhy so insecure, zoomies? So defensive...what's triggering you so bad?
>>580166465I can say the exact same thing back to you
>>580166613when i was 12 i used to read smut on literotica.com. i don't know how it compares to ERP because i'm not gay enough to do that but i assume it's similar enough.
>>580166435>>580166494NUTSTHE NAZIS SHALL HEARCRACK OF THE LIGHTNING SPLITTING THE GROUNDTHUNDER IS SOUNDING, ARTILLERY POUNDING
>>580166624HE JUST LEFTWITH NUTS
>>580166613read some of the top stories at https://www.literotica.com/c/gay-sex-stories
>>580166613if you actually want to get good you should go to text-only platforms like f-list and work to improve there firstthen what you do is write like that but also incorporate the visuals into the narrative
>>580163848Damn. Miki looks like that?
>>580166736no, you cant
>>580166728I'm a 30 year old zoomer and uncslop was my childhood, you don't have a monopoly on being old
gaming... on content 10 years old
>>580166702Muffy? Pretty average, but can make you cumMiau Miau? Dead fish, has some redeeming qualities but you can scroll your phone on the side
>>580166702Nah, he's probably one of the best fucks. 100% certified W plaps
>>580166728Young people are foreign to the concept of sincerity and being genuine, poor souls.
cute quest again this year, wish they could be replayed every year in an archive though
i could have been an uncle if my parents weren't so lazy and only made a single childi wonder if it would have been better if i had a sibling
might make a balmung slut alt
>>580166738>>580166761>literoticawhat a flashbang i havent heard of this site since i was in high school 20 years ago
>>580166826hell yeah boye
>>580166905Nah you would only have more family members that are disappointed in you.
>>580166905You type like a pedophile so it's a good thing you never had a younger sibling
might make a blamung slug alt
>>580166613What>>580166713 saidIve definetly been slackingBut if you like reading that game will give you like 900 different ways to describe fucking in depth. So if you ignore the extreme fetishes like having a bee lay eggs inside your ass which is half human half goblin because you ate a funny fruit that turned your dick into a corkscrewYoull be good (playing around avoiding disgusting mutations can be pretty fjn and you can just stay 100% human if you try)
I noticed this when talking to zoomers in their early 20's on discord.Whenever the discussion veered towards matters of taste in music or games or anything really they got VERY defensive and would fly off the handle over nothing and then when you're like "uhhhh what the fuck was that...?" they pull the "hehe...are u upset?!?!?!?!!" card like it was some intentional troll. They get deeply emotionally uncomfortable if you ever try to be sincere or genuine with them.
>>580166613The thing is that most plaps here and in FFXIV in general aren't really the verbose writing type. Your average anon seems to prefer animations with dirty talk and are borderline OOC.It's very very rare that I run into somebody who likes written ERP which is a different beast entirely.
>>580166967make sure its futa miqo
>>580167069Are you into written ERP and if so, do you like male characters
might make a balmung lala alt
>>580166128any catgirl, they will signal boost you to the other catgirls and you will become a communal sleeve
>>580166882i completely skipped all dialogue and cutscenes. i actually didn't read a single word from the journal or even the quest name.thank god TextAdvance exists
>>580166702acat has been textfucking for 20+ years, he's in the big leagues with the other lifetime textfuckers like grace and zadie
>>580166427This is more like a list of people who need to be medicated and forced to spend time away from the thread
>>580167062You sound like a loser if you're in your late 30s and arguing with people in college over video games on discord unironically
i made like 6 balmung alts a few nights ago just in case I ever need them
>>580166880millennials invented cringe culture desueverbeitsee also: the entirety of 4chan
>>580167012Slug?
Shut the fuck up honbeast you morbidly obese fuck
>>580166971I still go there to jerk off to some classics. but ao3 is where the good fanfiction smuts are in now since fanfiction.net purged a bunch of stuff
>>580167062>he missed the U MAD BRO? phase of the internet
>>580166626dont worry it's not lientri. calm down.
>>580167130>acat has been textfucking for 20+ yearsThe fuck? How old is she??
>>580167162You're a loser no matter what you do.
>>580167056my favorite scene in coc is the goofreak one with urta
I haven't posted sunnieslop in a long time
My femlala broke all the erp rules and did it in first person with lighting rounds and it was very hot
>>580167069If this is true then why the fuck does everyone here act like an elitist erp snob if it's a small minority who actually do written erp? I'm genuinely asking because I just plap normies rather than /xivg/ for certain reasons.
>>580167139But you will also get a lot of exposure and thread cred out of it as your name is dragged into the thread on loop.
>>580167129wild, what's the subscription for?
>>580167062Get off discord, fossil. No one wants to hear your opinions.
>>580166537im sorry i forgor permission to upscale it to rue for tummy out?
I'm so bored. Any fresh gossip or drama?
>>580163180They're normally either German or Autistic, but simultaneously I don't think anyone really bant as hard as Aussies and Kiwis, if you try to do banter with an autistic American it's also like talking to a brick wall because while they understand it's a joke they don't understand how to respond, or they take it literally and get sensitive.My lalaboy is a brick wall but I find watching the banter very entertaining.
>>580166985>>580166986meanmaybe i ended up being a fuck up because i was alonedid you think of thathuh
>>580167218about 50
>>580167162people pusing 36 and trying to "win" competitions of taste with people 10+ years younger than them like they have something to prove
i erp in 2nd person (i give my partner prompts and they pick what actions they (me) will take as if they were me)
>>580167292>they understand it's a joke they don't understand how to respond,...
>>580167062I notice when talking to zoomers they’ve never read a book in their life.
>>580167242You aren’t wrong
>price is 2x because of onions sauce and sugarI hate food industry>>580167290there's drama and gossip hourly on /xivg/
>>580167238I don't know. I think the ones posting about erp must be in the minority because the majority in my experience only flirt, dirty talk and goon.
>>580167226Didn't you blogpost here and say you had to take PTO from /xivg/ when your uncle died from obesity or something, that's even lamer
>>580167170Is Moot a millennial?Also I can't argue that, I don't know what happened to the true creatives of this generation but they clearly were not favored. Or maybe, they were fed far to well and didn't take any of the good messages. Ionno man, it genuinely confuses and saddens me.
>>580166613Ey someone take this nigga plap-shadowing
Past what age does ERPing become cringe
>>580167168same and some f2p profiles
>>580167269Can you post an upshirt shot of your character so you can see the underboobs please...
>>580167343ok this post wasn't as funny as I thought it was when I made itgomen
>>580166702miau is awfulmuffy is alright, just set boundaries and don't let him get clingy
>>580167426it never stops being cringe
>>580167426It's always cringe
>>580167395That's not final fantasy xivThere's no good pantyhose in the game.
>>580167395My Sunnie looks and acts like this
Question: Have you guys seen any japanese person at all mod this game?chinese people dont count btw!
>>580167426Always is.
>>580167426>insecure pedo
>>580167426never does, retirement homes are the best place to do it
>>580166542yeah lientri is a good example >>580167215
>>580167406i want to ask someone to do this but i dont want them to think im a cuck, i just want to learn...
>>580167476Post her
>>580167460What makes miau so bad?
>>580167387Loser.~
>>580167390Are you genuinely retarded? Moot was born right where most people consider the prime of millennial births in the late 80s
I met 3 anons this week and all of them lied about their interests and how long they’ve been hereTwo were fake sproutsEvercold when
>>580167426If you are younger than 30 go have sex irl. ERP is for old and ugly people.
>>580167484Yeah Japanese raiders have a history of cheating
>>580167290If you've got to travel, by the nine divines, stay on the road! The wilderness just isn't safe anymore. We've had sightings, you see.The Daedra...
>>580167521no its not and dont quote me ever again you subhuman
>>580166009make a pf i cant queue sync like that
>>580167561Evercold is just gonna be another giant wave of fakesprouts its not gonna be better bro
This gets instantly deleted by blatant shitpost stays up.
>he never wrote lewds with his penpalsYou zoomers are missing out
>>580167484One random jap on mung, they looked exactly how youd expect a modded jap to lookAnd another random jap messaging me on twitter to ask me to pose his catgirl
>>58016742615
Good morning /xivg/
>>580167387you won btw
>>580167484japs don't flaunt it because they get schizostalked and forced to kill themselves by jp normoids
>>580167584>he tries to argue against facts
>>580166865>>580166847Which one is it
>>580167451pervert
>>580167484yeah i used to play on jp
>>580167553NTA but just generally unenthusiastic and bland, i don’t care for writing all that much but simple one liners are boring after a while
>written ERPi'm employed + dont have time and i dont want to fall asleep during it. i want to jerk off my cock with anon, cum and move on with my life. this is what xiv is for.
>>580167561the fake sprout situation is out of hand lately
>>580167560I'm sorry I didn't know the exact age of a person I don't care nor think about at all anon. will you ever forgive me?~
My femlala got laid. Biggers are so easy, fufufu~
what are they talking about?
He’s mad his post got deleted again
>>580167613Maybe by then they will learn about image hashes so they can do a better job lying.
>>580167621>penpalI'm a 31 year old grandpa and even that's too old for me, we had AOL internet since the 90s to talk with friends
>>580167721>simple one liners are boring after a whileOh, he's a >yesplapper?
>>580167745that bigger is now calling femlalas easygood job sis, i hope it was worth those 30 seconds
>>580167234
>>580167784>yes>plapper?Post it.
>>580167784Not to that level, a little above it but yeah, you could describe it as that
>>580167716wsg cutieYou posted the male one but did you ever do the rue upscale? I hope you aren’t a King player btw
>>580167471>There's no good pantyhose in the game.XIV's shaders don't work well with them, unfortunately.
>>580167760Why do all catgirls look the same. I've seen that catgirl on the right with the specific hat + glasses cloned throughout limsa while the one on the left is just a generic free use gooncat
ERPing with the starving African villagers I sponsored a decade ago
>>580167716Based deliverer
>>580167728why do you think animation plapping is the norm?ERPing is for people without jobs, and I usually end up avoiding those people because they're like>WE FUCKED>WHY WONT YOU DO DUNGEONS WITH ME>ITS LIKE YOU AVOID ME FOR 10 HOURS OF THE DAY>YOUR BASICALLY MY BOYFRIENDbro, I got a job
>>580167782>31 year old LARPer pretending he was talking to aol friends at 5 years old
>>580166180https://files.catbox.moe/28r18o.jpg>>580166204fiddies, femezen, subby femroes, then everyone else>>580166259maybe...
>>580167886>Why do all catgirls look the same.
I'm afraid to plap new people because it takes me a good few posts to get warmed up. So for the first 30 minutes I seem like a retard, but if they can ride it out it's like a switch flips in my brain and I can start pumping out 5 paragraphs in 2 minutes.
>>580166009Did you continue doing these? I would of gone more
>say something retarded with an ugly heoth attached to the post>get called out for being wrong>I was just playing coy teehee~
>>580167426i graduated from XIV ERP to writing cringy and angsty slop with an ai bot
>>580167980Why did you post the same moonie twice
>>580167960>cock piercingsthat made my own willy hurt just thinking about getting them....
Yshtola clones are the worst, since they are a copy of a shit character
>>580168015>anon graduated only to become unemployed
>>580167990I only fuck randoms
>>580167605>>580167994I'll queue dancing green because he's cool
>>580167980this might be the most brutal mogging we've seen in this thread in a long time. the top moonie is so fucking cute
>>580167950i avoid ERP type people because when they type not only do they take forever but also type in third person like completely detaching themselves from it feels so goddamn soulless. i cant CUM like this you sound FAKE as fuck as if im talking to an AI chatbot.ERP fags are so fucking boring holy shit.
>>580168015which bot? I want a femlala AI to pet daily
>>580168058but I get kinky RP from diong it
>>580167960>fiddies, femezen, subby femroesw-wow i'm one of those....
>>580167957More like 7 years old with aolchatrooms but my point is that penpals weren't even a thing when I was in school and I'm old as shit.
>>580168058True...
>>580168096bodied those erp trannies
>>580168096eRP is dead because of ADHD retards like this btw
>>580167162>>580167342You're doing exactly what he said you zoomers do...
>>580168093that is just an average looking blonde catgirl bro. All you've said is that face 3 looks the best which we already know
>>580166583I'm 23 and having grown up mostly with games from 2000-2008 has made me feel the same way>>580167426It's always cringe even if you do it at freshly 18. Just let the cringe die because somehow plapping with animations feels way cringier to me. Maybe it's that 90% of animations break horrifically with my body and skeleton mods though and it irritates the other party even when I tell them about that. Plus most anim plappers use it as an excuse to go 'mmmm good sex' instead of typefucking properly and it takes me out of the experience.Another really big problem I've found is that biofems will almost always prefer typefucking over animations, and most biomales prefer animations over typefucking. There's exceptions, but since most biofems take over 30 minutes to be able to cum if they can at all it can cause problems if its not biofem x biofem or GAM x GAM, regardless of if they're trans or not because HRT doesn't exactly change that in some cases.
>>580168096>but its a character>not methen how did I make you cum?checkmate
>>580167471>There's no good pantyhose in the game.the old titan firm ones are still the best ones
>>580168110>miqo2.jpgPost miqo1
>good pose is when lense flarehttps://files.catbox.moe/f14aga.jpg
Why do people insist on ERPing if they don't like writing or reading? Maybe just stick to porn, dummy?
I roleplay in second person
>>580167553like >>580166847 said, dead fishhe can be endearing, but he lacks energy and enthusiasmand I'm not picky about reply length, don't mind OOC, all that, but people who barely put any effort will always be bad and a waste of timeI always appreciate someone who's "bad" but makes it their mission to get you off, like some of the popular bikes here do, and eventually get good, even if they don't RP
A sweet soul like me was never meant to be so employed
i am cumok so am i
>>580168096BASADO
log in already ....come on .....................................check your mailbox .................
>>580168110*pokes the pink cat face with a finger*
>he never wrote a letter textfucking his penpal>Never waited weeks for a replyFucking zoomers
>>580168096erpfags didnt like that one
>>580168110Fatter. And giver her a fat peach puff too.
>>580168213>Plus most anim plappers use it as an excuse to go 'mmmm good sex' instead of typefucking properly and it takes me out of the experience.This one makes me laugh every timeNever plap Miqos
i felt less embarrassed paying for sex than roleplaying with grown ass men.
>>580168206nta but miqote are pretty cute when they're not ugly on purpose like face 4s yeahthe next step is not picking moonie
>>580168234Porn is ghastly.
>>580168193Sometimes people pushing 40 need to get their priorities together and focus on their family and house instead of arguing with teenagers on discord about video games
>>580167471there's a specific combination of leg+feet from two different sets that look like really good pantyhose but the friend who found the combo isn't online for me to ask her to show me a picture of her pantyhose.
>>580168262Is it me?
>>580168074Whoops. I queued for that one specifically for like 17 minutes and then logged off.
Daily reminder that zoomers are pushing 30/31 and you're getting mad at a demographic that isnt real
>>580167162>You sound like a loser if you're in your late 30s and arguing with people in college over video games on discord unironicallyDo you think you won't be here in your late 30's? Because you will be.
>>580168096KEK erp shitters do sound like a AI chatbox now days its so fucking true.
>>580168223
this looks like shit from a butthttps://files.catbox.moe/x07as6.jpg
>>580168262giwtwm
>>580168234its usually like>because im left out>and I see all you guys fucking each other>so I make it my personality too to distract me from not having a job or trying to get one>that way I can fill out the threadceleb pokedex tooless people are ERPing, so its almost surprising that this thread is keeping it alive by making people jealouse Glimpo fucked Glorpo, so now New Ebin wants to fuck Glorpo too so they can be popular and loved like their parents never did for them
gen alpha will never experience erp with other men in video games and that's really sad
>>580168096I do this and sound detached on purpose because there's a solid 50/50 chance anyone you plap will interpret it as real feelings even if you communicate that boundary beforehand or never spoke before. It's fucking creepy
>>580168074Aight, we're q'ing
>>580168342People mentally stuck in 2016 still think that zoomers are 10 years old instead of people in their late 20s that long graduated college
>>580168413...is there a miqo3?
>>580168234Because they’re lonely lolPorn would be better for them and people with brains wouldn’t waste their time getting in bed with themEveryone would win
Femras are made for catgirls
>>580168407People are so autistic nowadays that they don't know how to write dialogue. The prose is good, they describe things well, but I don't want to read a list of adjectives. There needs to be a back-and-forth to any good roleplay session, and unfortunately, a person with a dry personality is going to write dry scenes.
>>580168328So we've gone from "Anon of unknown age talking to 20+ year olds" to "Anon is 40 and talking to teenagers".Do you see how this can be percieved as you being upset and making shit up to justify your emotional turmoil?
>>580168262but... I am online...
>>580168269i used to erp in forum pms, you'd get a reply once a week if you're lucky, but you'd be sending like 3000 words per messageblue moon ww@
>>580168414way better than your trash, effydon't be an envious hater
>>580168463>but you made me CUM>and I only CUM to people I love>why would you have e-sex with me if you didn't love me
Why are you niggas not just plapping the same people if you care about “dialogue” in your erp?
I like ERP.
>>580168494Where's my catgirl then?
>>580168479
>>580168342>>580168469>Daily reminder that zoomers are pushing 30/31See pic related.
>>580168515Are you really that mad some random person said you looked goofy for being middle aged and screaming at teens over how the dang ol new generation know about the PS2
erp is cringeplap animations are cringemaking lewd gposes and sending them to each other is based
>>580168569GEG my exact thoughts>>580168463i jerk off OOC with anims all day everyday with multiple different people and i never had this issue. you are making shit up just to have an excuse to sound like a boring text generated AI chatbox
>>580168096>but also type in third person like completely detaching themselves from it feels so goddamn soulless.I see your problem. You don't want to collaboratively write an erotic story with fictional characters. What you're looking for is to self-insert! You want OOC and JOI! Luckily FFXIV is filled with gay nigga GAM's like you who will quickly drop the facade of being a catgirl with a penis and start talking about their real life penis while demanding to know if you are also stroking. Just pop down to your local bench or shop around here in the thread and you'll quickly find a lonely male who will be sure to tell you all about his totally legitimate 3 or 8 inch penis depending on whether he is a bottom or top.
>>580168437>>because im left out>>and I see all you guys fucking each otheri feel so called out
European Catgirl That Doesn’t Say Something Embarassing Or Unhinged In My DMS Challenge
>>580168328ntaotpaotpa (not that anon, or the previous anon, or the previous anon) but young people seem to think that having a family takes up 100% of your time and that's only true when your children are infants. you can be successful in your career and pay all your bills with a wife and kids and still have time to enjoy stupid debates on the internet about video games.
>>580168437>less people are ERPingif you mean it as in less people are textfucking while in a roleplay setting sure, but given the rest of your sentence I don't think that's what you meant.If you mean "less people are partaking in a virtual surrogate act of sexual intimacy" then lol lmao. There's more than enough of that to fuel the highschool lunchroom talk
>>580164125lost to this
I only have e-sex with randoms
>>580168484Porn is worse because you are debasing yourself to a whore. JOing with the bros takes away their power
>>580168043Mmmm, the crunching sound and feel of a needle going through your penile bone...>>580168130How about we...
>>580168671ok korbo
>>580167878I'm gonna do it before/after/during maint because the shirt needs more ironing out imo, i wanna play the video game before work today>[15:13]Duty registration complete.>[15:13]Duty pop: AAC Heavyweight M3>[15:13]BGM volume set to 100.>>580167935np it's actually a pretty good underboob even if i go with bigger boobs usually
>>580168641post your femra
>>580168654and why should I subscribe to some 4channer's definition over literally anyone else's? lol?
you guys actually bust a nut to those janky animation mods? lol i thought erp meant typing out long ass paragraphs
>>580167648gm!
>>580164125this is pretty good
>>580168651How many do you have and can I have them all
>>580168665You're literally making shit up in your head and getting angry about it, likely based on past trauma.Take a breath, calm down, play Chrono Trigger.
>>580168654>my screenshot of a post that I made is the real definition of something I love retards like this, always a sign that you never graduated college
>>580168728reading that was a massive turn offnevermind
I feel left out but I would never ever raise my voice and ask to join in, no that would make me feel even worse than I do now!
>>580168494my femra is catgirlless
my lalaboy wants to know why some bri'ish people pronounce words like idea with a very faint r at the end like "idear"
>>580168740No worries, rushing things fucks it up foreverI’ll poke you about it next week, take care homie
>>580168337>>580168464Yippeeeee
>>580168749but you haven't posted your catgirl
sometimes I want to make a balmung slut alt
>>580168314It happened to me with miqos of both kinds and feenas so I'm always hesitant to do that with them. I've also learned to scout out my plapping or ERP partners regardless of if I'm insatiably horny or not due to that + clingy types who turn into schizos really fast>>580168682>you are making shit up just to have an excuse to sound like a boring text generated AI chatboxActually I tend to have extremely flowery and scene-setting language I just refuse to tell the other party I love them or do romantic RP because, one, I don't know how those emotions really work (outside of the like two or three instances I've ever felt them about anyone), and two, the problem I've listed is extremely fucking common with lalafell.
>>580168110my moonie is a little like this
>>580168867>>580168464which one next?
>>580168842The faint r is more of an Aussie/NZ thing
>>580168819it's better being alone anyway.
>>580168654there are zoomers born in 1997 who are turning 30 next year
these erp niggas didnt take the criticism that well
>>580168723I won’t be able to look at my bro the same if I find out he’s an anim plapper. That’s worse than any bad kink.
>>580168867>Didn't get ingay
>>580168842My femlala wants to know what happened to that bri’ish accent in which they rolled their r’s. You see it in oooold movies / recordings.
I wish more artists drew Sphene x lalaboy lewds.>just use aiShut up.
>>580166681I'm sure there's some twist we can't foresee, but it's very predictable indeed. We can practically guess the final zone already.
>>580168843OH I FORGOT no i religiously play lili but the current state of tekken 8 (and carpal tunnel) made me officially abandon fightans even casuallyi like rushdown and im sad they butchered my girl millia in strive too
>>580168898>man burns through all his capacity for intimacy by masturbating with men on the internet, loses ability to pair bondlol, lmao
>>580168987Lol you scared of AI artistcuck? Grok will fuck you wife and job so you homeless
>>580168237Fellow Second Life veteran?
>>580168987>Likes pedo shit but draws the line at atLol
the more successful you are in life the more free time you have to waste on bullshit like playing golf, going to expensive lunches on the company dime, or shitposting on the internet about video games.
>>580168750>>580168792Ok explain to me how an 8 year old in 2010 differs culturally from an 8 year old in 2026.And 8 year old in the year 2000 grew up with 3D video game graphics being the standard, CD players, dialup etc. and an 8 year old in 1990 grew up with 2D video game graphics being the standard, casette players, radio etc. You can SEE the differences there, where's the differences between the 2010 and 2026 8 year olds? Well?THERE ARE NONE. So therefore this whole "gen X, boomer, millenial" thing NO LONGER APPLIES because technology and culture has STAGNATED for the last 20~ years and it's not changing any time soon. The whole POINT of these categories is to describe distinctive generational CULTURES, not arbitrary age brackets. IDIOTS.
>>580168965threads are full of faux criticism ragebait
>>580169061If he drew any lines, he wouldn't be complaining about someone else not doing it.
>>580168917>>580168969These 2
>>580169019Based, Lili and Lee for me. And yeah Tekken 8 is a form of self harm. This is the worst timeline
>>580164125someone's really jealous of her talent lol
>>580168940for my tiny femlala, every Bigger seems this big as long as they're over 4.5 inches
Why are you guys still arguing with honbeast? He argues in bad faith every single time and doesn’t listen to logic
>>580169061>draws the line at atLmao pedo crusader fuming and shaking so much he can't type properly
>>580168213>but since most biofems take over 30 minutes to be able to cumHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA oh my god im dead. this is absolutely not fucking true. KEK sorry but you saying that exposes you as an absolute fucking virgin or a shitty plap. women can cum like atleast twice or thrice in those 30 minutes but you are just shit LOL i'm saying all this for a reason.
>>580169114Didn't we just do A1? That's Black Cat.
>>580169072oh you're a schizo and this your fixation, I see
>>580169072Bro shut up, you're a neet living with your parents. No one holds any value for your opinions
>>580168213>>580168314pretty much>f+ wants to anim plap>kind of horny>say yes>they just tell me what animations to play and then doesnt say anything for 5+ minutes>finally finishes>"god you were so tight">???>"I came so much">ok???>"follow me">follow them>they take me to the goon bench in balmung>tell me to playan animation>"Now every 1 can watch me with my new toy ;)">nope out of there
>>580169114ok
>>580169051NTA but yea, AI is retarded and will generate pedo porn and then we'd go to jail>>580169061kys pedo
>>580168875here is my moonie
>>58016918750/50 you plapped a minor or a brazilian
Another day closer to 99 Agility>>580168494This is a good pairing
>>580169187nobody in xivg does this
>>580169187There is nothing more disappointing than being interested in someone and being sent a nightlife number Instant vibenuke and smoothbrain reveal
>>580169187then they will say ERP is cringe
>>580169187Bro why would you even expect a futard to ERP? Their character makes no sense biologically.
you should buy an EB plan now when they're on sale
>>580168973my lalaboy would like to take your femlala on a trip to great britain so they can uncover their secrets and not because he is trying to make your femlala fall for him
>>580169187You're the type of raped male that I would've bent over and fucked in college because you go along with everything until being embarrassed in public
>>580169170>>580169172>No argumentI accept your surrender.
>>580169249DOES SHE LIKE>notices bulgeok nvm.
>>580169249Elk looks like THAT?
>>580169146"Arguing" on /xivg/ is the only way for some of these freaks to get social interractions.
>>580169168>>580169114Er, M1>>580169213>Didn't get inQueue syncing SUX
>>580169161What makes you think I'm not talking about myself? Never used the word 'woman' for a reason.
>>580169245>AI is retarded and will generate pedo pornIsn't that exactly what you're asking for?
I refuse to believe people last more than like 5 minutes during erp or sex they have to be faking it or not enjoying it...
>>580169187LMFAO
>>580169187HOW DO THESE PEOPLE JUST DO IT?? I have so much anxiety over being a bad plap that it paralyzes me but these drooling retards have no inhibition at all.
>>580168842It's a southern thing too, must be a bizarre anglo holdover
>>580169320You can live in ignorance with your delusions, no better than the "sisters" in here
>>580169289>>580169302>erpfags trying to lash out after being called AI chatboxeskek
>>580168546effy is a shit poser now too
>>580169314Oh, let’s go somewhere more romantic than Great Britain then. Maybe New Orleans to check out the catacombs and such
>>580169354Today anon learns there's more to eroticism than jorking it so fast you light your dick on fire.
>>580169372It’s the IQ bell curve memeMidwits are in the middle overthinking it while chads and retards just do it
>>580169249Bulge not big enough.
why are you encouraging me to be my femra...
Anon has anxiety about being a bad plap because he thinks it’ll make its way back to xivg and people will clown on him. Those ESLs that proudly plap don’t post here and can’t read English so they don’t care
>>580169354Quickshot EB like this?
>>580169354I keep saying 5 minutes is a perfectly good length of time and no one believes me!
>>580169317Guh...
>>580169276i need fresh Ace goonslop
>>580169187Blacklist material, sorry anon
>>580169345If people were nice to me I'd have nice conversations, but people are mean to me for no reason so I'm going to pay it forward
Futa players are lesser creatures in my mind. Hence, I start with the assumption that they'd be shit at writing.
>>580169187lowkey basedgrats on being a spiritual cum rag
male sharters are seething about futas again
>>580169372culture is just different depending on where they are from, you actually care about what the other person thinks3rd world Euros care only about what happens to them, everyone else is inconsequential
>>580169484Sorry only got weeks old goonslop...https://files.catbox.moe/56irga.png
>>580169249I love futa bulges and skirt surprises so much.
>>580169146They can win a debate on 4chan.
>>580169495You are physically incapable of being nice. Your brain is just wired that way.
>>580169431...i finish before 5 minutes after hardly touching it sometimes >>580169473IM NOT A QUICKSHOT>>5801694765 minutes is a pretty long time...
No matter how bad it gets male players always up one the futa players in cringe.
>>580169615Rikka...
I can’t sleep and I know nobody will be awake if I log in
>>580169354this made me really horny I want to make this anon instacum for me... in ffxiv
Holy moly
>>580169578this is plapgem.
>>580169704But I'm awake...
>>580169615Need premie EB....
>>580169118INSANE kinothis is one of the next upscales on my list too
>>580169613See this is what I'm talking about you're being a dick for no reason, so don't piss and moan in the thread when people act shitty towards you
>>580169372pick someone you like who's chilland crack them open
never show your moonie when anons when they ask "can i see ur moonie?" they cannot be trusted
>>580169639>up oneSo true my ESL brother!
>>580169187I'm an elitist with a huge ego when it comes to typefucking but sometimes I just want to let a drooling Brazilian and other third worldies piloting a decently attractive catgirl+ to use me and then log out afterwards...
>>580169752post feet
>>580169578You should collab with Towa again.
What’s up with ESL’s entire argrument style just going “jajaja you are angry.¡ I can tell amigo!” You see it a lot when people make fun of futards.
>>580169752Give me the fries.
>>580169752this moonie's feet make my day better ever time
>>580169354>last more than like 5 minutes during erpSurely you don't do this and wait until later to do it instead, right anon..?
>>580169773>and then log out afterwards...thatd be great, sadly they act like you're their girlfriend now that they came in you
>>580169072You make good points anon, i listened.
>>580169424my lalaboy suggests casablanca
Lets climb
>>580169743That makes it even harder because I really don't want to disappoint those people
>>580167960wait you don't like au ra any more? is this because of the mixer thing?
>>580169276>99 Agilitybut why
>>580169880>is this because of the mixer thing?qrd?
>>580169704whats good nigga I'm awake
>>580169773Ruri...
>>580169730Wahoo...>>580169810It'd be nice, they're really talented so I bet they already have their hands full!>>580169901Last skill until max cape..
>>580169862If I get skipped again, I'm gonna go nuclear.
>>580169687>>580169716>>580169734.......
>>580169731>>580169935Alright I’m logging in and if nothing happens I am going to be very upset
>>580169880Getting rejected by a femra that he called a free use hole for BBC must've been ego shattering
>>580169752>moonie when anons when theyreal moonie moment
>>580169848I get in there pre-gamed out of my mind.
>>580167960literally looks like a turd laying on you. >didnt count aurascucked and mindbroken by grace welkin
>>580170003LOL
>>580169918That viera hears Maren was a biofem, tried to crack and got rejected, then stood there and watched Grace plow her while he shitposted about how ugly Maren is the whole time
>>580169834It's common among former colonies.Basically their default state is being violent animals, but they exist in civilisation now, so their idea of what a "proper refined person" is is white people. So they use big words and insist on being unbothered and calm and claim to be better educated and more knowledgeable while depicting their enemy as dumb, violent, emotional etc. It's a modern day interpretation of their weird caste bullshit.
>>580170003are you guys still on thisi told you i've seen the two of them plap before at least once
>>580169880>>580170003>>580169918>rejected by Mikiuntreatable psychic damage
>>580167960dyls?
>>580170049Maren talked to the rava after Grace plapped thoughever
>>580170049Why are biohole chasers always like this?
>>580169735She’s cute, my fiera can wear the suit and drive the car (but just this once)It’ll be cool when we finally link up to talk about this. I hope your roulettes go well
>>580167960It does look like a piece of shit log sitting on you. lool
>>580169880>don't likeAnon asked for favorites.
>>580170164To offer cuckold cleanup duty
>>580169865if you like and trust them, you'll know they wont be disappointed in you for trying some will even help you get better at it my femlala used to love teaching new erpers years and years ago. she doesn't do it much anymore (generally) but she'd teach that one friend of hers if he ever wanted to
>>580169593{Same.}
my carboy has a headache
>>580170164yea probably something like>clean this up>shows the cum dripping out of her pussy and down her thighs
>>580170205...I need to befriend a femlala
>>580170124>mikiSis....You have got to let your miki and blacked obsession go
Time to iron out this pvp series once and for all!
A ruexb EB would fix me
>>580170186>>580167960>>580166062>>580165112why is this hairy turk larping as a black guy?
>>580169354Starting testosterone a few years ago actually made me capable of cumming at all but you're going to be waiting a while on average and if you insist on animations I'll probably laugh at them breaking and be taken out of the mood. It's probably different if you're born with that and haven't been on psych meds for 15 years
>>580170251i'm a weirdo, most probably aren't like mealso i didn't say i'd do that for just anyone..
>>580170186i thought au ra were among your favorites..
a bpdemon egirl eb would fix me
>>580170205These are people I have actually done it with before (albeit after a few drinks which made it easier) but I still can't help it. Honestly I've gotten so anxious about it I get hammered and I still can't go through with it.
>>580169419>nowdid some people genuinely start thinking he's bad at posing AFTER he stopped making things for you to jerk off to
>>580170174next meetup on materia for sure :3 unless you're EU then just hop on light whenever, i work night shift so im online basically only after 1am
>white person piloting a dark skinned character>angry insecure F+ or male highlander into raceplay>black person piloting a dark skinned character >throatgoat bottom for white dickWhy is this
>>580169593My moonie hides it under a skirt...
me on the left, my moonie on the right
>>580169354I think you just realized you have erectile dysfunction from too much pornLike if you ever met a girl, you'd be that guy who cums in his pants from getting too excited and ruins the night
>>580162281BLU only released with like 2 or 3 weapons right? Expecting the same for Beastmaster unfortunately.
>>580169354Wait until you learn about edging anonThatll blow your mind
>>580170338Well, no point forcing it. If you're that messed up by it, just remember that this is an optional activity that people do for fun (or to alleviate horniness) and you don't have to do it or anything..
>>580170406ayy lmao
>>580170352hes not even white. hes romanian or a turk. why do these always larp as black people?
>>580170265i would use ruexb if it wasnt impossible to make look non-obese
I’m staying in bed for another 20 minutes because I hit quads
>>580170415I think it was 3 yea. Starter, 50, and completing the carnivalle
>>580170413it's the oppositeyou wouldn't get it going naturally without abstaining for several daysand you wouldn't keep it going without your own grip
>>580169848No I finish while theyre still flirting and log off in shame
>>580170413That's not what ED is, anon
>>580170462the obesity is the point
>the blackest knight>they're not even that black
>>580170352huj bros...
With the power of my tall black hung futa bunny!I summon you!MOFUUUUUUUU
>When a schizo starts self reflectinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY38ZXYadWQ
>>580170406always reminds me of>be bored and horny>tranny from here says they want to jerk off on call>call them>its a mans voice>"ok, I havent started the medication yet, or voice training, and I don't have any clothes, but I'll maybe start soon">>I'm basically not trans but call myself trans>hangup
>>580170352>>black person piloting a dark skinned character >>throatgoat bottom for white dick They made a whole documenary to explain this
>>580170415TWINCHADDERS
>>580170501That's rude. You should apologize to them for finishing early and then help them finish before allowing yourself to clean up
>>580170513ew, american
>>580169752There's no race more needy than moonies. They'll do anything on command, they can't help themselves.
>>580170186i realize you're just going to say you don't owe the thread anything but it would be really easy to set the record straight if people are just making shit up about what happened at the mixer
>>580170549I’m here, what do you want niggy
Are we getting another dungeon before Evercold comes out
>>580170501I wish the shame part didn't happen..
>>580170526I would genuinely rape Huj all night if he played a brownra
>>580170265Best I can do is YAB Uranus, take it or leave it.
>they called towa talented AHAHAHAHA
>>580170612why are you so greedy lmao
>>580170479Just had the horrible thought that they might make the Beastmaster shield tied to the axe you use instead of a separate piece..... surely not, right...>>580170572WOOD'S WILL BE DONE>>580170612No lol
>>580170352
>>580170302You just set up one nice animation to look at while the other is writing. You don’t let it call the shots, it’s just another thing to sort of set the mood.
>>580170626he might let you if you make your character black
>>580170612Why would you think that.
>>580170663that sounds dumb as hell so probably not
>>580170329I like them more than cats, but they still dime a dozen... Given the choice I would go for rarer races. I forgot to add thighlanders in there>>580170591I find their schizophrenia too amusing and it doesn't matter what I say anyway so why bother?
>>580170612this is the last content patch until evercold.
>>580170706holy shit i remember this black mirror episode
can 1 more tank queue the fucking m8n already
>>580170501so that's why you logged when I called you cute
>>580170212burying my femezen's face in there
>>580170352why does everyone always have to make it about race idgi
>>580170454because they don't get to be white and think they're too good to be generic brownoids
Europeans complaining about NA queue times is continuously funny
>>580170352>>black person piloting a dark skinned characterwhat do you mean "why is this"? why wouldn't i do this?
>>580170352Zesty GANs are a gem
>>580170616>>580170776...?
>>580170771Complaining always works
>>580170771daed gaem
>Haven't used a pen or pencil in like 10 years>Pick one up to write something>It's like I never stopped, I even write the same way I did back thenHuh...
>>580170808I'M NOT A FUCKING EUROPEAN BUT I WISH I WAS SO I COULD LIVE ON WELFARE
>>580170741you will never be black
>>580170739I just remember in an interview once people asked to glamour NIN weapons separately and Yoshi said it's not possible and then said that the he regrets not having Gladiator arms be one package instead...
I resubbed to goon but every modbeast looks disgusting these days or they're just weird schizos like this guy >>580170741
>>580170787Europeans are obsessed with race for some reason
>>580170871its like riding a bike
>>580162712this may kill the company
>>580170741>fox: I didn't want grapes anyway
>>580170872Don't destroy his narrative like that
>>580170663Figured but I wanted to be sure.>>580170726The other final dungeons give 100 Poetics, and I didn't remember if they gave 100 current (at the time) tomes too. The current final dungeons for Dawntrail only give 80 Mathematics and I never bother to save that roadmap image that gets reposted all the time so I wasn't 100% sure if we would get one or not.
Fine I'll make an alt on NA. Is Balmung the preferred choice?
>>580170928>>580170928>>580170928
>>580170648>be towa>constantly try to shill your garbage poses>get exposed for having over 50% bought/botted followers >try to bot a poal and get 10+ votes thanos snapped the raped
>>580170706Falcon is so cringe.>Goes on a talk show>Presenter brings up husband and wife roles>"You make daddy a sandwich" *cheers from the audience*>All I can think of is this gay ass nigga making out with another dude in a tv show and now he's larping like he's Steve McQueen
>>580170713Right, I've had exactly one good experience with them and it actually made me realize it's not always going to be a dogshit experience, but we still discovered a grand majority of NL really doesn't work with the male version of the Skelomae skeleton. It will distort to hilarious results, which made me curious of the sheer amount that are broken. I've only seen 2 or 3 be functional so far.
>>580170741>"i like things because they aren't popular i'm so quirky"popular is popular because its good
>>580170892yea the metaphor is like>its not like fantasy rapeits not like the fantasy you imagine in your head>its like real rapeits someone mentally ill enough to make that their personality AKA a schizo
>>580170938Yes and now is basically the only time you can easily make a character because character creation gets locked down when it's too populated during peak hours
>>580170958I think I'm gay.
>>580170892This place stopped being a good goon avenue a while ago, a lot of them moved on so now you're left with Indians replying "yes rape" or "mommy I cum to feet" posts all day
>>580170958bro your pussy is lopsided
>>580170874No, I just appropriate your skin colour for my fetishistic amusement.>>580170892I'm doing my best to keep you away from the game. gb2wow>>580171000taylor swift and capeshit enjoyer has logged in.
>>580170212I wanna...
>>580170706That episode hit too close to home for me
so all I have to do to make you guys like me is make a dark skinned character?
>>580171132Log in I wanna throat you
>>580162125My fiddie is straight but the RP I look for is heavily character driven and mostly SFW.
>>580170340palmtop deserves betterhttps://files.catbox.moe/reh3dl.jpg
>>580171249No one likes those here
>>580170601Cocky want boing boing...