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autis/uma/ is back on the hunt for A+ again, and this month (you) have the option of joining us. we just lost a flatliner, so now we have an open slot for someone who's willing to just>be nice>play the game and do autos>hit 45m in a month (voted on by a poal)if you apply here i'll add you asap, and if you apply in game, just make sure /uma/ is somewhere in your bio so i know its youother than that, please join :)
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
Fuji Kiseki
>>580198139machitan jiggles....
The one and only indomitable Uma&Co has has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club ~45mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/if you apply here i'll add you asap, and if you apply in game, just make sure /uma/ is somewhere in your bio so i know its youother than that, have fun and see you at the races
>>580198070Maybe the bakers are all enjoying the day with their families bwo...
waheyTHE RAPED
Nobody is joining any clubs
Hmmmm I think I will join a random B+ club instead thanks guys yeah
>>580198246LOOK AT HER GOOOO
*rapes you*
>sloptardman I miss eu/aussie hours
>>580198351Autis/uma/danchou...
>>580198375whorewhoresex
>>580198293I was JONGING
>Born in the US>Lives in Japan>Pretends to be LatinaWhy?
>>580198345/uma/ club is 30/30 again though
>>580198118>>580198139>>580198262How is the club like? Chatty? Schizos? Metafags? Shoes? Stickers? Sell us on it
>>580198375>Gran Algeria instead of another Triple Tiara My autism is triggered
This is LITERALLY a boy
>>580198262Why is uma&co so unoriginal it needs to steal Mambo's recruit post
>>580198502that's because that uma is a bonafide mejicanoget your facts straightsame as Grassu being purebred japanese
Digitan LOVE
>>580198568cute
>>580198532yeah cuz they stole it lmao
>>580198047Even if she does not output more raw stats for some reason I dont know, she loses on skill value, since later on we will have more SP meaning the insane quantity of skills Ramonu has with their discount mogs FM always.
Kan someone post the Jong hands image again?Nakayama Festa
>>580198502>implying the US isn't already a third latino
>>580198561do you really think ramonu or still looks good beside the two of them?
>>580198568boys don't have vaginas, but Biko does, therefore you are retarded and Biko is a cute girl, and you are a homosexual.
>>580198043Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>580198743This one?
Nice clubs globalbabs
Imagine Helios hitting you with a "Torepi, torepei!" Her asking you to time her as she runs. But you don't get to watch for long as a burlap sack goes over your head and you're dragged off. You hear four voices. One of them definitely Helios, the other three muffled. But they are encouraging you. Telling you to settle down. Relax. Nails dig into your chest as someone pulls down your pants and rides you. The four celebrate with a group WEI! But the bag over your head doesn't help your breathing. You slowly pass out, while whomever is on top of you looms over you, panting right over your bag-covered face... When you wake up hours later, you're back on the track. Helios panting, sweaty. She asked if her amazing running knocked you out. You must have been dreaming.
>Daring Strike didn't finish>enough SP to buy escapades + Innate ExperienceThis will be interesting ...
>>580198850
>>580198798>but Biko does,Proof?
>>580198831Yeppers, arigatoitoi and all that
>>580198825when UMADash implodes next month I'll join you guys.
>>580198552Despite everything Mambo is very chill and quite chatty at time. Hardcore shoe pvp, but lots of requests too. Sticker are important. Also we always somehow end up in A+ even with no quota. The schizos are here
>>580198948dont itashimention it
>>580198831>WRC image for ff14 jongers>cringe translated names for hands
what club are we going to ritually sacrifice to fill all the other clubs this time
>>580198798shut up and go back to your seat, falcocurren can't get wet if you aren't watching
>>580198831>this picexceluma could never
>>580198502her daddy is a luchador
>>580198552Its a pretty quiet club here in autis/uma/. But conversation does happen often enough regarding cm prep. Most people just ask for med shoes but you can request any
>>580198842I need her to chew on my dick like that.
>>580198552uma&co can be whatever you want it to be! cm help, metagaming, dirt shoes pvp!>>580198623actually 3 recruitment posts
>>580198942>I nearly posted itfuck you, wicked Dia poster, you almost got me b&
how am i supposed to loop on URAi'm too much of a brainlet for parentbuilding
>>580199060hey man it has all the yaku in one image and it helps new players. I never posted this image claiming it was perfect
>>580198958I'm not imploding anything, unless the new danchou will. hold your umas
>>580199035WHORESLUTHARLOTONAHOLEPUBLIC CUMDUMPUSED-UP SEX DOLL
>>580198831This one is better
>>580199193you dontjust use the tp for danchud
>>580199020I'm not in Mambo but I was, and I can confirm. The club chat was really chill
>>580198889
>>580199173I hope you enjoyed it.
https://poal.me/6q5qe8https://poal.me/6q5qe8https://poal.me/6q5qe8
>>580199251oh that one is goodI'll share that one instead when someone asks in the future
>>580199229you just described 'mama
>>580199204the image is not bad I was having a jiggle no worries umadacchis do deserve proper jong education thoughbeit, but that comes later
>>580199294there's no good reason toI am one of two active members of my C rank guildbut if I can loob I probably shouldexcept I'm a brainlet
>>580199221DON'T BE A DESPAIRING NIGGER, DANCHOU just because we're not #2 anymore is no reason to quit
Trainers have rights.
Isnt base Biwa inherit supposed to be decent? I dont see a single good Biwa on chrono and I was expecting to see a few if she was any good as parent/gp material
>>580199445Join a better club?
>>580199382i can fix her
>>580199314They will look at you and laugh, and then regret when you perfect proc innate experience. (they dont know escapades work on anything besides debuffs)
imagine looping racing spirit mood lolrestraint exists you know?
>>580199470The right to get used and milked by their trainee. Wei.
>>580199549
>>580199431Yeah the game has a lot of nuance and giving them the yaku list and just playing a bit is a more fun than telling someone to go read rb1 before even touching any tiles.I'm going to be playing some irl mahjong soon with new players, looking forward to it!
>>580199470The right to shut up and serve their trainees' depraved desires without question.
>>580199021
>>580199501Decent as a Front/Pace grandparent in combination with RestraintYou have your Restraint loops, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzSC7xh2LaE&t=34s
No WEIng beyond this line!--------------------
>>580198797Still would but what matters is consistency with patterns
>>580199382he's straight now
>>580199696WEI WEI
>>580199579GIANT, fluffy, gyaru tatas, on a cute rich gal!
>>580199501It was shit until July 1st, now it's just a 2nd Barcarole for long
>>580199193You don't just do fan runsThis is your danchou
>>580198043The most erotic mare
>>580199669
>>580199579>open the door to my home>suddenly I hear noise from the room>like a retard I open>it's my trainee>"wa-">"HEY!" >get raped
>>580199751goddamnit I want to roll for Helios and I fucking can't AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>580199691I simply dont skill issue and trigger rushed My umas are late start retards instead
>>580199351More of a woman than Um*m*
>>580199751this body is wasted for a lesbian...
>>580199836I'm hoarding pink tickets for that exact reason so I can pull for her, I'm at 70k carats already too and like 90 ticketsthough I will run her pace
Wei! Wei! Wei!
>>580199578Why not loop both
>>580199827extremely based song choice
>>580199843!!!
>>580199843
>>580199843sexo
>I want to each anons to ERP so meWhat does teaching ERP entail, do you want DOM DOM?
>>580199810
>>580199843you can't post that
GL was a mistake
>>580200007
>>580199861W-HEEEY
>>580199949Yeah just add it to groundwork, prudent positioning, dodging danger and racing spirit stam
>>580199843I didn't see what it was but I'm joining in
>>580199843WAHEY
>uma&co>mambo>autis/uma/>uma /club/These clubs are still recruiting this late. This general really managed to fuck their reputation over, huh? I know Haythere is also recruiting, but that's because no one wants to join a B+ club. No offense to them though, they're cool and cute
>>580198623you mean how is Mambo so original that all its recruitment posts keep getting stolen
>>580199843SEX! SEX! HELIOS SEXO!
>>580199843>near instant deletionalways knew jannies are sea
>580199843e-eh?
>>580199954Can't wait for that scenario so I can make vids with my favorites
>>580199843PERFECT MEDIUM PREMIUM
>>580200141You dropped your curren image, you little drama whore.
>>580200057
Based jannies upholding the purity of the gyarumas.
>>580199843Damn I missed it, I want to see!
>>580199447Had an idea to pain bakushin black for a moment, but decided against it. Kinda rude btw
Rice choosing between becoming a hero or a villainRice chose villain
YOU WILL LIKE HELIOSYOU VILL FUCK ZE ZOOMAhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/87433418
Corrupting gyarus with my genes
>>580200247
>>580200141/NTR/club is full tho
Imagine Helios crawling onto your lap while you are trying to do paperwork. Imagine Helios kissing you, no hesitation, no fear of any other trainee walking in. Imagine Helios dominating your mouth, pulling back with some spit bridging the gap between your mouth and hers. Then she hits you with the "Torepi~"
I thought we hate Helios here
>>580200410totes bangin
>trainer I heard you liked Uma Stan?GOLSHI NO WE CANT GO TO UMASTAN THAT COUNTRY IS AN ACTIVE WARZONE AIIIIIIIEEEEE
gyaru hours?
>>580200059based spicaman rapist
>>580200458Just the Rubyposters
This is now a Helios sex thread
I love my genius wife!
>>580200458Anyone who hates Helios is subhuman
>>580200441>>580200410
>>580200141>uma /club/We're full gwochacho
Damn 3 hours more and i will be with my wifeeee
W 67 thread no cap
>>580200632Inari One right?
>>580200632You will get them both in a single tenner
LOVE GYARUSTRAIN GYARUSSEX WITH GYARUS
>>580200458In this general, we LOVE Helios and we LOVE Palmer.
Helios can watch while I impregnate ruby.
Gyaru Urara when
I kinda wanna pull for festival tama too because she can be a pace but I can't afford the carats
>>580200696Both! But Tama is more>>580200698Would be insane bwocho
>>580200441this and she blesses you with the best smile you could ever witness
>>580200710and espo!
Is it true that they announced EoS for Global because of all the porn mods?
>>580200302>he's really quittingfuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
in this household tamtam is an end closer and that is final
>>580200769I kinda wanna kiss you
Eishin Flash's delicious breast milk.
>>580200767gyarufication in progress
fat brown udders
>>580200804It is the brightest, biggest, most beautiful smile in the world. And you know in your heart that Helios wants the sight of it to be yours and yours alone.
>>580200874You post this every other day no fuck off
>>580200914*joins umaclub*
I would hate it if I pulled Inari One and Tama in a single 10 pull, I'm really hoping for getting more goddess statues and expanding my 3* pool, getting both of them in one 10 pull would be beyond tragic. Even worse if I get them with my tickets before I even break out the crystals.
considering all the trash posting, I bet HE is here
>>580200791Good tastes, may your wives arrive swiftly.
>>580200935Who corrupted our daughter?????????
>>580198262did V actually quit global?
>>580201051just roll on the next banner if that happens gwochacho
>>580200430
>>580200410>>580200441>>580200804>>580200956
>>580200914Not really, just changing things up.>>580200979Absolutely not.
ok this is the deck
>>580200940holy shitwhats the source?
Mambro...
everyone quits the game at some point...
>580201063>anons have fun>trash postingIs this what they call nyoticing?
Banchou cute
>>580201203this dudehttps://x.com/k_rldl/status/2096893275093553416
>>580201130
>>580200935
>>580201302mambro... let it go...
>>580201302That Tore just stepped out for some milk...
Uma&Co has added a new rule dictating that your cock must be at 8 inches in order to join. Umama's greed knows no bounds
I miss nazi aussie hours>>580201330so TRU!
I love fat hanging tits so much I could never be a lolicon
okay this is SO not worth it.....at least on medium
>>580201278Stegosexo
Good night friends!!!
>>580201486Slowpokebwo...
>>580201174w-what are you changing?
>>580201174you wouldn't cut it in /uma/club anyway
>>580201345Thank you thank you
>>580201163At least Helios's trainer gets to live the good life.
>>580201537umasumi
>>580201537Good night dachi, too bad you skipping thread pulls
>>580201302keb...
>>580201532
>>580201330
>>580201427Need me fresh gyaru-daughter-wife milk
>>580201174>>580201627
>>580201174New drama???
I haven't been on since last nightdid I miss any drama
>>580201417
>>580201627go fuck yourself, danchou gets more than enough fans for an S-rank club, kill yourselfbut if he leaves and makes some random faggot danchou I'll never forgive him
>>580201825
>>580201814it's old drama and not real drama just a danchou stepping down due to old age
What we thinking? Is it bad?>no med sparks though
>>580201858>defending an ESL this hardEither you're him or a weirdo
>>580201825>m.jpg
>>580201174you're always welcome at uma&co
don't look at umajp thread
>>580202004Wife Motion!
>>5802019511 single star is very very cope, you're clanking in GL, right? that SS rank is supposed to help
>>580201723I don’t think he plays
>>580202004Is umapyoi an uma that pyois?Or it means you need to pyoi the uma?
Raped by Mejiro Ryan
>>580201627I don't think I need or want to anyway. No one does.>>580201586For one - I won't be the danchou. It's stressfull. Never intended to become one, but there was no spaces in clubs, when I reached the E-rank, so someone had to become one.
>>580201649np kris bro
>>580201858I mean he objectively doesn't but your danchud is a cool guy so I hope he won't quit
>>580202116I cant get SS rank bwocho...
>>580201951>no 3 blue spark>only 9 whites
>>580201902
>>580202104WHAT A WHORE
>>580202129>It's stressfull>but there was no spaces>when I reached the E-rankhow you were ever appointed in the first place is a mystery to me
>>580202154162M/month is enough for an S rank. faggot liar
>>580201951Those are all good skills, and you would want them at higher star levels, so it’s fine if you want to loop them
>>580202124I think he plays more than we all together, that's how based he is
>>580202197that sucks, good luck
>>580202232
do you think Grass is hot?
it is not the xoguri cap having 5x my acceleration and velocity (when I worked so hard for A&S max speed and medium S) that enrages me. It's seeing the little red blob of cowardly debuffs hitting my Falcon
imagine how much better these threads would be if club discussion got you banned on sight
so, what's the right balance of races if i want to do hybrid fan/parent runs on URA with half tp coming?the usual stuff i do that gets me S+ in nUnity only gets me an A+ in URA, so should I use cards that aren't purely fan bonus?
>>580202410>grass>clearly suzuka
>>580202470based chud
>>580202345chat is this real, not thinking of dumping my lovely danchou but I can pull double that
>have 155 TP potsI heard something about a Tachyon event or something like that in six months? Should I use TP pots for parent rerolling if I get a good slate of skills or just hoard forever?
Aaaanyway, stop the doomposting. it's not even last week of the month!
>>580199020One of Mambo's anonymous rank and file members here. I can confirm it's a nice club and we all work hard together to have a good time supporting our cute kouhais. There are club practice rooms for CMs pretty regularly (moreso in the few days before CM starts than now) and nice chatting sometimes, although the ingame chat filter is an everpresent burden. Shoe pvp is gruesome... but we survive. Let's all make memories together that will last a lifetime!
>>580202443URA runs during the event are just carat farming runsThe veterans you get will not be idealJust max fan bonus
>258 / 154Slow down
>>580202547>wanting to play with their manshe really is me.....
Grow out of Helios and Palmer and go for a real Uma.
>>580202086why is everyone in the JP thread speaking English?
>>580202345No it's not lol, this is the rank 100 club last month, he'd be in the leech group getting carried
>>580202607I will join if you rename the club to Fukukitaru
>>580202369
>>580202647Well, you can't. It's my house, sorry
Post most beautifull art of the most ugly uma in game
>>580202581sniffing bakushin's sweaty butt and telling her it will help me determine if her sweat glands are cooling her down enough for medium and long distance races
>>580201951for some reason all my spechuds look like this too. its like shes allergic to getting more than 8 white sparks, and when she does its just a full list of race sparks and then medium corners and steadfast.
>>580202565top earners in our club get 350M+ but that takes dedicationstop acting like it's some casual thing, you have to be intentional to get numbers that high even with clanking. Disingenuous little shit
>>580202728She is not ugly..
>>580202693Some lovely images, friend
>>580202768sho rude...
>>580202763You have to run speed sparks I foundShe also benefits from at least one wit card or staminaYou have to play around her Janky scalings
>>580202768I misread 160M as 120M I can do 250M a month, that's casual numbers right
>>580202676You're right, I'll go for best gyaruPic censored for extremely sexually explicit imagery
>>580202676shichi love!but only for the shichi who actually gives a shit about you
Why are those guys always so rude
>>580202581fine, here's a Bakushin genI'll be sad to see you go, danchou, if you do go. Been in the club since last August, it's been a fun time and danchou made that happen. ArigatoBAKUSHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>580202834sorry bwo i meant not Fuku, i meant character you think is ugly in game but she has insane fan art
Rice LOVE
>>580202941But she's retarded!>>580202942Tap Dance City will break your heart.
Now I am become cringe the destroyer of sovl
>>580202086why, literally nothing is happening. why did you trick me. unless you mean that theyre talking about the weird edgy comic where akikawa gets assassinated for some reason.
>>580203052Sexo of the Stego
>>580201486But then only I would be able to join out of all /uma/ posters
So much effort to click on your neo-sweepy to keep farming for you while you do nothing
>>580202086>>580203151
>>580202768Based
>>580203210yet people refuse to do it, curious
>>580200862True.
>>580203210Do you want to play Grand Live?
>>580202129>For one - I won't be the danchou. It's stressfull.people really underestimate how hard it is to be danchou we should have a danchou appreciation dayactually, you should just go ahead and thank your danchou today
>>580203321retard
>>580203079Gold City will ruin your life in the not sexy way
>>580203210Ideally somebody would make a bot that'd automatically create and then harvest the independent learners, so that we could then hire somebody in Uganda to run that bot for us
>>580203342I glaze my danchou anonymously whenever he gets brought up, that should be enough for him
>>580202839Thank you. I have always loved Flash, though I will admit Zephyr has recently challenged my loyalty...
>>580203315god she is so cute
>>580203383She'll improve it by making sure no other succubi get involved with me.
>>580202916>8 careers per day at 1-1.1M fans/careerthat's what it takes to hit 250M/month. That is not casual, that's only doing fan runs, no parent runs no ace runs, just fan runs.
>>580203342My danchou was very specific about a rule regarding not allowing gay behaviour so I can't do that but he knows I love him otherwise I'd have moved to a higher ranking club ages ago
>>580203342being danchou isnt that bad since my members make it easy for me
>>580203342yeah, true! we should all shout to the rafters how much we love keb- oh...
how long will the URA 1/2 TP last
This single, solitary image convinced me to pull for Christmas Daiwa Scarlet
>Uma&Co dead>Umadash dead>Mambo being Mambo>bricked>/uma/ club almost dead but they averted crisis somehowAnd there's that one club which is always doing well and is never remembered, ever...
>>580203441Zephyr has some nice honkers on her but I dont really like her voice.I'm also weak to raven-haired beauties.... but that doesn't mean I'm not looking forward to umas who I will probably like at least as much as her
Sex with hags
I CAME
>>580203482>2 minutes reset on a clanker run at job all day>come home>do borrowswow, dedication
>>580203492forbidden love...
>>580203665Tamalove...
>>580203546Notice does not say exactly but likely until the 19th, check again in a few hours
>>580203706the club room....
>>580203161it must feel soooo good being the biggest
>>580203665d*cchis....
>>580203706>late july>fine motion still not giving rainbowsclassic
>>580203706>Summer>Green barfine moment
>>580203706>FMand they will say this card is good, what a fucking joke
>>580203665RiceBstGrl...
>>580203903>>580203935she only frolicks around when teio is in my deckplaying together...
>>580204046
>>580203762Tamachuds mentioned
>>580203686I'm weak to the specific type of outfit Flash and Zephyr wear...
>>580204101god I wish I was that punching bag
can you dox someone with just their tt rank?
>>580203665If a club is forgotten and no one remembers, they are the ones truly dead
>>580203472She is the cutest and goodest of girls.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zb6sVlpAQ0
>>580204046>froLICKSwhoops
>>580204197Lmao no retard no one can do that
>>580204154Understandable
>>580204197yea
>>580204040Skill issue
>>580204197you can dox someone with their dog shit oppinions
>>580204046TeioFine is a wild ship
>>580204197If they are in an /uma/ club yes
>>580203762How the fuck are they climbing back to A+
>>580204197if they're obsessed enough they could adjust their TT within your range and keep refreshing for hours until they hit it
>>580204197To the extent that you can dox anyone in umamusume.
>>580203665the clubs with job havers are never mentioned because they don't have time to shitpost here
>>580204218Deep
>>580204231>a mothers girlhngggggggggg she is so damn cute goddamn
>>580204478It's labor day gwo
>>580204572Not everyone gets to have the day off on labor day.
>>580203718thank you for proving my point. >8-10 fan runs per day>not counting parent runs>not counting ace runs which yield 200-300k fans/run so they're useless for quotasI think you just don't know what you're talking about, anon .
>>580204634The majority of people do
>>580204365Once half-tp drops I'll be clocking 10-15 fan runs a day until it's over.
>no messages in club chat >none in the cord>didn't even request shoes todayi think he is dead
>>580204747but not EVERYONE!
>>580204747>>580204787The majority of white collar workers do
>>580204783doxx genesis says he was on 2 hours ago
>>580203665autismbwos...
if you work on holidays you get super premium pay
>>580203695
>>580204947not if you're salariedmy pay stays the same no matter what
>>580204950sex
>>580203665>umadash falling past rank 250it's so fucking over
>>580204279My only regret in this game is not being able to give Flash a CM win... That and rolling for SMaru card
>>580204947actually it's just 1.5 times pay
>>580204981Sex and impregnate all of themMultiple timesAs many children as their combined age
>Danchud doing his best to farm fans>Rank keeps falling anywayMou... yamete...
>>580205016Being above rank 200 is mental illness desu
Tamamo can't come fast enough
You guys don't have unlimited PTO?
>>580203492I appreciate it, which is why I'm doing my part, too!
>>580205025>not being able to give Flash a CM win...Why not? Literally just give her MPB and pump for the next CM and with the long ass straight she can win
>>580205025I will get her her win even if it means having to wait for her swimsuit alt to actually be able to compete. One day she will sing Ms. Victoria.....
>>580205191that's only for this scenario bwo
>>580205191unlimited pto is a scam
>>580204981put me in a room with them and i'll come back as a baby goo goo gaga
>>580205191you're supposed to buy gold PTO
Playtimes Over?
>>580205179uma&co bwo...
>>580204947Depends on your position in the company. Where I work, we just make the lower rank "part-time" people work today, so they don't get any OT at all.
>>580198502Mexiboo.
>>580205191It is unlimited but you are never allowed to use it. I'd rather have capped so I can cash out once I leave.
>>580205191
>>580205503I used to work on a company where I'd request OT on a holiday then work on holiday during night shift at 3x pay for each step of premium so I was getting paid 9x for a single day
>>580205135*coughs blood* i s-still got this
I'm too jobless for this
>>580198502>genes of an american>culture of a japanese>body of a latinaPerfection
>>580205191ive had unlimited PTO at a couple jobs but if you actually used more than the absolute average amount of PTO youd immediately start getting passive aggressive messages from your boss
>>580205745>body of a latinaso she hits a brick wall at 25?
>>580205678Where the fuck did you work that you got 9x pay for one day? Most we get is 2.5x if we volunteer to go over 60 hours in a week.
>>580205135It's not a sustainable model
>>580205828She's not bolivian so no
>not a single event in the top right cornerSpeed up the schedule, Cyshit. I need my wife in the game asap.
>>580198502god this just reminds me of some weeaboo latinas i used to know. easily the most insane women on earth but they were ungodly hot. i was too much of a gangly sputtering retard to ever be more than just casual anime buddies with them though of course...
>>580205852some random insurance company that worked with a bank in a non-american country with strong labor laws so getting into weird shifts nobody wants gives you a lot of pay, I quit to NEET because my steak was too juicy
>>580206007this kind of relaxing downtime is important bwo
>>580205223I was burnt out during MANT so I didn't make a parent that could give her enough mile sparks to compete in mile CMs Orin this last one.She loses to Xoguri in any medium.The one long we had was ass for late surgers...I should have ran her as a end closer...>>580205234One day anon...
>>580201532>25 children>That's just the starting lineupHer body will be absolutely destroyed by the end
>>580206217Imagine recruiting both of these middle school students at the same time. Wouldn't have to worry about jealousy, because best friends share everything together. Even trainer dick.
>get everything I needed>this happensTHE RAPED
>>580206416so will mine, I call that a fair trade
I have no PTO because Light Hello is my boss. She even refuses to consistently give me $20.
>>580206461It's never rape with you WHORE
I don't have PTO because I'm unemployed
>>580206461did you not even have non-rainbow co trainings
since all of you wagie cagie lovers are here that means you're doing fan runs on this day offright?????
>>580201532Every time I see this image I keep thinking she took 2 shits on the bed
>>580206739nyoppers
>>580204787those aren't people
PTO is free with this scenario though????
>>580206819sad...go again it is...
>>580206827neither is anyone in this thread
>>580206760suck my cock danchud
>>580206857No it actually still costs a lot.
>>580206760I'm in a casual B+ club with my friends, so I do 3 parent runs a day to get about 1.8 million and then chill for the rest of the day.
>>580206859ok I lied I was on auto-pilot so I didn't notice while also trying a new strat but I'm going back to the safe and good one after this FUCK MEEEEEEE
>>580206958
>>580206940post your cock then coward
>>580198262only 45m? lol. loser mentality
>>580206760waiting for the event>t. am a danchud
>>580201174Join Uma&Co. They're collecting former danchous
>>580206683>stalking sam
>>580201174join autis/uma/ :)
>>580206989what's the safe and good strategy?
>>580201174Join Mambo
>>580207154>t. am a danchud>t.ama danchud>tamadanchou
>>580207046
>>580207318>Tama danchou>Tama event>Tama gameHow deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>580207306just get the bare minimum every cycle until the friendship TE rolls around in start of senior where I then use as much as possible to try and hit the 50% cap before summer
>>580207195man Tokai Teio is really cutetoo bad we have a certain teioposter that ruined her image...
https://files.catbox.moe/3a0o32.mp4
>>580207437>tama gameYou lost me there
I'm the newfag anon from yesterday. I realized that there's no option to change the language. Is the game separated into different clients per region? I can read jp so I don't mind sticking with this but wanted to know if there are version differences.
>>580207492>I love youQuick how will our localizers translate this to non-romance
>>580207195>Transvestite Thomas
>>580207492Lovemaking with this mature lady
>>580207503yes, there are different servers for china, taiwan, korea, japan, and globalall at different times in the game calendar, with japan being the most update, and global being the newer oneglobal is in English as you may expect
>>580207484nyo.....
>>580207503yes, the different languages are different servers that are region locked. The JP servers are 4 years ahead of us and we're slowly catching up with an accelerated schedule. And by slowly I mean we'll be caught up in 2037 at our current rate lmao
>>580206461would've 100% had the stats too>gw pp iw ddprofessor didn't finish and no racing stam so bricked anyway (cope)
>>580207456that really doesn't tell me anything
>>580207708You don't buy racing stam on this track, HP is tight and no late race downhill
>>580207791getting the bare minimum amount of songs so you barely fill the gauge until a certain point where the good ones start rolling around*maybe I missed your point idk
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>>580207556>You're awesome! You inspire my dreams about being able to dance on big stage!>Come on, let's grab a grub together! I want to talk about tomorrow's training...
>>580207503>>580043768
1h30m before I can start working on aces...
It's kind of pathetic at this point man
>>580207975
>>580207895you think?if it activates late enough then the hp doesn't matter but might be too risky anyway
>>580207556>I HATERAPE YOU>COME ON,There will be no follow-up, context, or acknowledgement afterwards, btw.
>>580207906i don't get it is there nothing else you do?
>>5802080081h and 30 minutes until the White Lightning becomes the Raging Thunder
Chud status?
I love Rice
>obsessed oliver
>>580208258Raging Thunder, more like gives me a Raging Boner, am i right tamabros?
>>580208342I love Patlabor!
Isnt it better to get as many songs as you can in the first 3 concerts since the lesson costs are 10/16 instead of 24
>>580208221oh I thought you were referring to the shopping part onlywell I just click speed and wit, with the occasional stam or power mixed in if there's nothing else to doand obviously spend the most amount of currency you have first, excluding songs because you always want the best one there (so don't buy guts even if it's the most beneficial economy wise)
>>580206876i have known that i am subhuman for a long time
>>580208432Sure but you still need to get at least 6 for senior year so spend wisely
>>580208404Golden Dream, more like, Holdin my Peen! Edo represent!
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/5_k13chttps://jiggie.fun/5_k13c
Fine...
just give me a 3stam already...
>>580208080holy SEX>>580208309holy NIEDLICH!
>>580207506Let's farm fans!
>>580208723They're so adorable together
Can Inari and Tama festival beat the hog or why are anons waiting for them?
>>580208442this sounds like sloptuber advice nglwho did you watch for to learn this?are you buying 4 songs and preparing a 5th one every time
>>580208342Rice LOVE
How are you supposed to get 1100 stamina on auto?
>>580208940No but they're popluar umas and solid alts
>>5802089563 songs then have one ready to buy immediately on the next cyclemakes every run mega consistent song wise, except when SP refuses to show up but that can happen no matter what you do
>>580209004very carefully
>>5802090044 stam cards 2 pals, one of them being RikoAll MLB if possible
>>580208940>tama>beating og>everLolLmao evenRofl in factKek surely
>>580209217don't shay that...
cumming on kawakami's forehead
Guess I'll just download the steam version.
>>580209058buying 4 songs in junior year is more consistent should be able to afford it if the run is good
THE CLOCK IS SLOWTHE CLOCK IS SO SLOW
>>580209452if it's friendship te then sure but anything else idk
>>580209439??
>>580209452thisif your run is going so poorly that you're struggling to get 3 songs the run's already glue
>>580208980super love
>>580209403I'd rather cum in her throat, tits and womb, and mark the times I've ejaculated on her forehead until it looks like a subway map
>>580209602who said anything about struggling to get 3 songs
Remember
>>580209719me
>>580209587not danchou, it's a reposter
>>580209439girls in pajama are such a wonderful sight....
>>580209554like i said, sloptuber advice
What even is sloptuber advice
Doto... Why are you giving me those eyes?
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/H8vdAL>https://jiggie.fun/H8vdALhttps://jiggie.fun/H8vdAL>https://jiggie.fun/H8vdALhttps://jiggie.fun/H8vdAL
>>580210571And who are they from? Who gives a man a jar with 3 eyes in them?!
>>580210559rolling NY kita
I miss her bros...
>>580209602not really, pareto frontier is 16 songs by summer probably with a 2 scen links. and saving tokens for 3rd year first jan
>>580210661TrueAnyone who rolls for meta UMAS instead of meta cards (what actually matters) is subhuman
>>580210686if you're prioritizing rainbows you really don't even need to think about all that
Sloptubers are better than 90% of anons here thougheverbeit
>>580210661Finally good sloptuber advice
>>580210973
>>580200934Proof?
>>580210973Paama is an inumusume?
>>580211181
>>580211038Somebody post the doc with sloptuber cm performance
yamanin zephyr fart gusts
Spent 50 carrats on refreshing TP again award
>>580211269It is ouddated. LightBirb and rae (married) dominate cms when most anons fail
Kentucky
>>580211437this is why I buy the carat pass, 50 carats for 5 borrow runs a day
>>580211510a normal sized meal for a normal sized uma
>check /uma/>extremely boring thread>check /umajp/>extremely boring thread>check /v/ma in desperation>extremely boring threadIts over for this franchise.
>>580210926It's a parent so it gets a pass
why is this schizo obsessed about sloptubers, can't they fathom ppl coming up with their own strats?really strange and weird behavior
>>580211689retard
>>580211689You forgot your Curren image
>>580211749Everyone has Seiun Everyone They can just borrow Kita
>>580210973palmer is a pickme
>he thinks "schizos" are real
Allen he's already being uppity
>>580211689I can tell complain to you about wanting to kms at every second and the summer heat making me use the AC all day to the point I think I'm gonna catch a coof soon and that I'm on my 10th mug of coffee today I wouldn't want to bore you anon what you wanna talk about
>>580211989I'm sorry to hear that bro I hope things get better for you soon
>>580211879It's aids going for FL runs with limited borrows
>>580212146>FL runswhats that
>>580212285Fruit Loops
>>580210662you miss uma suffering? why?
>>580212285Front Lunner
>>580212285Quick at adapting to new information
>>580211965>>580211474>>580209897Why the fuck do these post read like an mmo general? Are trannies attracted to this franchise?
>>580212439Just Umama
>>580212404ah i see quick information adapter
Favorite uma ears?
>>580212485my wife
>>580212485>>580212598
the dirt queen
>>580212701>>580212598>>580212485
>>580212597
Hmpf
what happened, /uma/
rogotaip
>>58021297130 minutes
>>580212971>shit scenario>nothing to roll>no event>this cm is hogslopyou tell me
>>580212076imagine getting sandwiched between their sweaty abs
>>580212971im upgrading my team trials
Does Encroaching Shadow actually make Inari One worth pulling for or is it just hype?
>>580211689everyone's busy with the hololive drama gwo
>>580213374it is the single most important banner in the game if your oshi is inari one
>>580213374Worth pulling for? NoDoes it make her way better than base Inari One? Yes, so Inari One fans should go for it
>>580213480And if she isn't? I wouldn't be asking if this was an oshi pick
>>580213457that explains everything, no wonder a labor day thread is so slow when it should be full of shitposting
>>580213374Overhyped if you actually play EndsHishiAma Power is in like 7 monthsShe is very cute though, and strictly better than the original
Archmasters will be butter
>>580213207
>>580213532if she isn't, then why are you asking?>>580213513this inari is conditionally better as an ace for some tracks but she's worse at doing the thing she's best with, which is parent looping due to having the much better for inheritance tail nine in kit. Not bad, just not as good.
>reformed schizo calling someone else a schizo okay umama
>>580213638anonhow many times you have to be gaslit to understandpower cards are bad
I feel like there's been a lot of Mile OPs lately. The next CM is a Medium, you know.
>>580213207based redditbwo
so what did we learn?
>>580213640Darley Arabian could fixed me>>580213725>worse at doing the thing she's best with, which is parent loopingAn oshi player wants to actually win with his uma, not trap her in the looping mines
I miss when Allen was getting desperate and invited a random
>>580213034
>>580213813By your logic next OP should be a Xogger image.
>>580213928SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX
>>580213928she's so damn cute
>>580213879I can do both, you know. And of course, an oshi player would have both.
>>580213813Ohamile makes my chinpo the mile long chinpo
>>580213883I mean inviting a confirmed schizo back is even worse desu
chinppers
>>580213034>>580213928literally my mum's girl.
my cum is thick and very sticky today wow....
>>580212971too broke
>>580214035Hmmm... You're right! Maybe it should!
WOW VERY COOL I DIDNT MASTURBATE TODAY, IN 20 MINUTES I WILL DROP A TENNER THEN FALL ASLEEP INSTANTLY
>>580212373No. Rest in piss MANT
>>580214371I also haven't done it today
>>580213883i think inviting a gay retard mainly known for posting about getting fucked in the ass counts as desperate
gonna brick my account soon
biggu miggu
>>580214475allen calling umama "old friend" will never not be funny anything to keep his club afloat
>>580214647>he doesn't have a gay retard friend
>>5802145547 and I do a 10
Are you sirius?
>>580214647everyone has that 1 fruity friend
>>5802147587 and you spark
Stop snacking on banners...
>>580214836No I'm sillius
>/uma/turds damage control squad is outmeh make it less obvious
>>580214837
>>580214910But snacking is so good
>>580214910Can I snack on your gyatt then?
>>580214937>>580215013don't you have a hololive thread to be posting on or did you already get yourself banned from /vt/ (again)
please dont do half tp again the club is close enough to dropping
>>580214910mmm snacking
Friend zone your trainee
>>580215132I wish there was some kind of "dense trainer" pic to use for my dense trainer answers
Thank god my weenie is small... No wait..
>>580215169never post again
>>580215169Don't say that I'm trying to get to reset and you're giving me weird thoughts that will lead me to touching myself
>>580209113You lied to me anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LG503pGP-kuma for this feel?
>>580215369Stamina Mode
>>580214910I only have 17k carats, so I'm fucked either way. I don't have enough time to hoard for Ramonu so I'm going for the pleasure of gambling.
10 minutes left, post your ROLLING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
>>580215345I can help you
How do you get SS/SS+ on URA auto?
>>580215509you don't
>>580215458DON'TYOU CAN STILL GET TO RAMONU YOU SILLY TURBO POSTER
>>580215509go back in time and use gocity / bamboo muteki
>>580215539So URA is just for fanruns now?
>>580215458We get 120 free rolls on ramonu gwoYou just need 30k and 80 tickets
>>580215475
>>580213457whats the drama? i own cover stock
>>580214647Umama is based for ghosting V
>>580215648it's for grandparents
imagining bricking yourself rolling for a medium pace chaser who loses to xog on everything
>>580215813I'm pulling for tits
>>580215807great grandparents*
>>580215784they merged all branches into 1 lol
>>580215567>17k carats>YOU CAN STILL GET TO RAMONUMe when I lie.
imagine bricking yourself by not rolling for your favorite character on her banner
>>580215793thats why he left? umama dumped him?
I just got caught up on most of the quests after returning doing URA since I already know how it works. Is there any reason to do the other two campaigns or should I just spam the concert for now?
>>580215813>pacethat's my late surger tho gwo
>>580215919they wanted this schizo in their club?
>he's still goingJealous Jerry...
>>580215919why does he have to speak like a shitty english dubbed shonen character
>>580215919That is hot honestly
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
>>580215919On a serious note, you're really obsessed huh
>>58021591935 y/o man typing like a teen
>>580215919>trying to trick V into killing himselfHOLY BASED
You wouldn't fuck the class rep, right?
>>580215919If you’re going to leak, leak the rest
>>580215906bwo
rice trainers, i am ready in 3 minutes
>>580215919>yandere kitahot
I'm the luckiest anon ITT so I'll pull Tamamo with a tenner
Is there casual global club?
>>580216139She's a rapist.
>>580215919post more of R
>>580215435It was stamina mode...
Why does Grass feel so awkward in cm19 rooms and even in practice rooms?The stats and skills are there and yet she always finishes 3rd or 4th.
>>580216230All of them half of the members lose finals LOL
>>580216197what does rice have to do with it
>>580216230autis/uma/ whether they like it or not
>>580216287can run pace with borrowing oguri wit
>>580216260In what, URA?
>>580215919Grim day for Kita bros, their umawife will soon be associated with this schizo.
>>580215919I need an umabf like this
IT'S TIME
>>580215906he's right THO2 months at about ~15k each makes it 47k and 120 rolls are free
>>580216269She's a great uma with a shit kit
>>580216332i'll take the skill, thanks
>>580216230i have a b+ one post dox to be abducted
Surely you bunch of keks will make aces now right
>>580216337Grand live.
>>580216389soon?
>>580215919you forgot to delete one timestamp sis
>>580216484As soon as I find an Oguri wit reroller on uma.moe
>>580216484ill do 1 run for an ace, the game actively punishes you for playing the game anyway
where's half TP
>>580216227FUCK
>>580216447She did a lot better previous cm and in rooms too. She just feels so bad right now.
Pace chads please hook me up with a code if you find one thank you kindly
>>580216713At least you got something I got 0 3*7 and I do a nother 10
She's got the best forward somersault in the school.
>no half tpsoooooowwwwwyyy danchou I can't do fan runs today
So don't start in global?
>5 minutes in>ONE single tenpulluuuuuuuuhhhhhh tamafags?
Please some cutie post their ID with a MLB Ogurin for us to borrow
>>580216808It's bugged, you'll get 2 TP refill potions for every URA career you do till it gets fixed
OSHI BANNER SECUREDONLY MINOR BRICKAGELETS GOOOOOOOOO
>chud>shortstackez pass
>>580216867I gotchu bwo
>>580216982In other news, anon enjoys cleaning gloryholes with his tongue
please Tam dont make me pity
>>580216197good luck to all Rice brothers
big number :)
I'm joining some open league rooms with 3 parent URA clankers just to annoy the open seal clubbers
THANK GODI thought I was only going to be able to get one of them
>>580217061I already jacked off Kita don't do this to me...
But I was rolling on the event gacha though
Tamalove bwos, anyone who doesn't roll for Tama today will be sent to autis/uma/
>trainee scout tickets>favourite starIt's that easy
>>580216713Congrats on mummy.
my Inari looks flat
>>580216867I already spent my luck back during Machan to get base Inari and a Yae. I am Tamamo-less but eeeh, I prefer to hold.
>>580217205What if I have base Tama? Can I stay?
Rolled Inari Cute in 40Not going any further for the little gremlin chud, she'll have to spook me later.
I don't have time to loop parents for End Xoguri. Trying to make a GP with after-school stroll Uma stan and stam sparks will be the end of me.
>>580217120how would that annoy them
it's up?
>>580217205dont use us as your punishment...
Drop that MLB oguri friend code right now
Odds I snackEvens I save
AIIEEEEE SHAKUR'D
>>580217443post snack results
Tama banners always fuck me hardest. No more.
>>580217464marked...
>>580217236I wish Creek were my mummy
Matikanefukukitaru handjob
do you hate her?
>>580217443SNACK SNACK SNACK
>>580217515Garbage so no
>>580217464I'll be honest sometimes I forget that her uma is already in game.
>>580217232favorite star is a fake out retard it means nothing
*coughs blood*
SEND THE OGURI WIT ID YOU USELESS CUNTS
>>580217378I'm wasting their room with useless umas guaranteed to lose
>>580217653she just got the slacker event, that's all.
>>580217712I'm skipping
>>580217712it's alright bwo, you weren't going to make anything worth using today, you can wait for the bots to roll
yay
>>580217712I'm refreshing and no Oguri on sightAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>580217535Stronger than anyone ANDMore beloved than anyoneBoth are true
>>580217712just wait until ralkos finishes rolling
>>580217712That one currenwhore is 100% rolling
Impulse always wins in the end
>>580217831Is he back?
THE LIMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>580217943>>580217943>>580217943
>>580217535ruins lobbies making everything around her and stopping her because of that retarded ability.
