>What the heck is this/indie/ is the general for all indie games, such as Age of Decadence, A Hat in Time, Axiom Verge, Baba Is You, Battle Brothers, Battlerite, Card City Nights 2, Cave Story, CrossCode, Cultist Simulator, Darkwood, DashBored, Dead Cells, The Desolate Hope, Disco Elysium, Environmental Station Alpha, FTL, Guacamelee!, Hollow Knight, Knytt, LISA, Lobotomy Corp, Machinarium, Middens, Monolith, Monster Train, Noita, OFF, OneShot, Rimworld, Rain World, Slap City, Slay the Spire, Starsector, Subnautica, Sunless Skies, Tooth and Tail, Underrail, VA-11 HALL-A, Yume Nikki, etc., as well as other games that just don't fit in any other general such as Atelier, Pillars of Eternity, Rayman, and Valkyria Chronicles. /jrpg/ is welcome. Idle games are cool too.Mobile or consoles, Flash or Unity, freeware or early access. This place is a home for the indie game community and indie and obscure games that don't have a home. So be free to talk and share all your hidden gems, forgotten games and starving devs here.>Can I talk about games that already have a general?We mostly discuss games that are not popular enough for their own threads, however, all indie games are allowed. So talk about them if you want, but don't overdo it since you already have other generals for that.>Recommendationshttps://pastebin.com/ZbG0JPSn>Booruhttps://indiegame.booru.org/>Steam Grouphttps://steamcommunity.com/groups/indiegamesgeneral>OP's pastebin:https://pastebin.com/JqqcnEHCPrevious thread: >>579461856
>>580267925Good morning, /indie/. What are we playing today?
>>580268716Iron NestI'm finally getting to the missions with interesting set ups, like no calculator or the one where you must hit a moving boatAnd as soon as it's dark and spooky, i'll continue Alan Wake 2
>>580268716Iron Nest.I'm about to start the first mission with Cock and Balls Torture, I'm not looking forward to it.
>>580268716Grim Dawn. Been taking a Vindicator based around Primal Strike through Elite on Hardcore. Just reached the necropolis and tidied up a bunch of optional sidequests. Level 76.
benis
>>580268716Pragmata
>>580270846Probably genuine dog dong considering it has essence
>>580271430How many dicks have you tasted that you can recognize a dog's?
>>580271461red rocket is a pretty typical slang for dog benis and it has siaira essence, same as other dog parts.
>>580271461He's a Trump supporter, so a LOT of them.
>>580271430>>580270846It's probably picrel. Where I'm from they are often sold openly on country fairs among other more "normal" shaped lollipops.
>>580272586Do americans really sell THESE as lolipops?
>>580272640Ew I'm not American.
>>580268716I've been playing a lot of tyr.
>>580272698Do Europeans really sell THESE as lollipops?
>>580272823At least they did a decade ago. I haven't been at a fair for a long while.They also sell these.
>>580273040>ITALIANSof course
>>580273090It's Hungary not Italy.
beta branch up on steam for sakunahime, adds ng+ plus some new cutscenesdunno what prompted it but heyalso apparently there was a gacha game for it that shut down five months after launch so that's funny
>>580273157You can't fool me, that's the Italian fag.
>>580273295
>>580273505no u
>>580273157It's oriented like the hungarian flag but uses the more vibrant shades of the italian flag.
>>580273227aaaand i don't actually have a completed save file to try ng+ offrip
>>580268716Astral Ascent. Didn't realize it had this much content. Wondering how many times I have to "beat" the final boss before I can beat him beat him. Figure it's something like Hades 2: "beat" the big bad, then do some other busy work to get the super item/spell/whatever to actually beat him. Haven't tried the other characters yet. I really like this game.
>>580268971Also, about Alan Wake 2I'm playing it thanks to the Bezos goycloud and i just realized it doesn't include the expansionsI'm thinking of pirating the game to play them, but can i play the DLCs off the bat or do i have to replay the entire game?
>>580273090
>>580273821I'm Hungarian and I found the pic on a Hungarian website while searching for pussy shaped lollipop or "pina alakú nyalóka" in Hungarian. And the pic is called noiintimnyaloka.jpg which is also Hungarian.That flag is Hungarian.
>>580274446Can't you just copy the legit copy's savefiles into the pirated copy's save folder?
>>580274727I assume as much but they're using the wrong colors.
>>580274894It's probably just the glossy paper.
>>580274850>legit copy's savefilesIt's cloud gaming, i'm pretty sure i don't have access to these
>>580268716Jack's game.Decided to replay it without using AI partners this time.It really does feel a lot easier without those retards around. Except for when the game decides to throw huge groups at you but bosses seem a lot easier and dare i say fun.
>>580275094It feels easier WITHOUT the meatshields?
>>580273575hohhh my goodnessi wish i had a gf who looks like that
>>580275790having party members increase the HP and stagger bar of enemies by 10% for each CPU party member.(online supposedly adds more)It's not a whole lot but if you don't actually have them built to contribute anything it can feel more difficult with them.And i feel like bosses are easier when they are only focussed on you and don't turn on a dime every single attack because they decide to attack someone else.The elementals were actually kind of fun this time and i know i hated that fight with a passion before.
>>580276195...oooh. I might have to try that too, I hit a brick wall later in the game and I kept getting rekt.
>>580240153>Least gay and effeminate /vg/ poster be like:
I'M 30, MAN, VIRGIN, FATASS, I LIKE CUTE THINGS, PLAY AS A GIRL WHENEVER I CAN AND I PROUDLY SAY I POST ON /vg/
>>580278438glad to see you caught up with the thread, i was waiting patiently for your next catty reply. played anything good recently?
>>580278652basedBasedBASEDBAAAASED
>>580278652Same
>>580278659A survivalcraft with hentai elements called Mad Island. It looks like mega shovelware at first, and proves to be pretty janky throughout the game, but it's so unhinged and deranged and weirdly genuine that I couldn't help buy enjoy it.
>>580278652Chuckleworthy.
>>580280006some eroge devs really do produce surprisingly earnest stuff
>>580280006GIWTWM
>>580280006>early access AI-generated survivalcraft slop but with rape and tortureinteresting premise
>>580268716Roman Sands RE:Build demoNight Hazard demoActually play Cinnabar Nights for realUse the pawn quest exploit to farm money in DD2And then play a little bit of Morrowind if i have time
>>580280985There isn't too much IA slop. The hot characters are hand-drawn. It's mostly just shitty items nobody cares about like food.And for survivalcraftslop it's actually shockingly not terrible. The island isn't progened, so there are a bunch of areas that are actually fun to explore. I reckon these cunts could've made a top shelf terraria-like if they had budget, a good programmer, and a few supplementary artists.
>>580272823>>580273040Women are the only one who buys these.
>>580280940Should keep in mind those hunters are very hard to encounter, and there is basically no femdom outside of them.
>>580280006Any lolis?
>>580197928I finally got my 3rd prayer book and a high enough level to cast enchant weapon and enchant armour, so I set up a hotkey to cast them on repeat on my gear until finally everything's +15. A nice little powerboost and now I no longer have to worry about that, just the resistances and stuff. If the extra modifiers are good, I can now make anything +15, even my ammunition. Good shit.
>>580285246Needs spankings.
I did it.I finally, FINALLY beat Cruelty Squad. Fuck you, archon, you're a pussy who can't kill people your self so you summon British "people" to shank them for you. Eat a big fat dick, you gigacunt.
>>580276606how much later are we talking? Chaos mode and later or just one of the later stages on the first playthrough?I think last time i played i got to the gilgamesh DLC and then kinda burned out.
>>580286264Normal stuff, normal stuff. I'm on my way to meet the dark elf for the last time, and I got stuck at a really big group of enemies that has 3 skeletons and 2 horses, and I just always get hit from behind.
I gave Zerosievert another try, damage from animals and enemies down to 0.20. Now I can play without dying in 3 shots with a class 3 armor.Also, for some reason, scrap is very very very valuable, as repairs eat shittons of it. And you need it to craft ammo too.>>580285989>Needs spankings.I have the perfect manga page for that, will post it after this post.
>>580285989>Needs spankings.
>>580286568Oh hell yeah, and she even has the big thick coat too.I'm saving that. I'd frame it and put it on my wall if I didn't have people visiting.
>>580286363oh, was that the FF6 floating continent inspired stage? yeah, i remember there being some bullshit.let's see how bullshit that one's gonna be solo. Though i have a lot more game to get through until then.
>>580285246Yes, though you'll obviously have to download them from the dev's website.
>>580285246>>580287208I yoinked this one recently. She tried to break my legs so I don't feel bad.
>>580268716No Skin and maybe some bloob's adventure idle while I catch up on anime.
>>580273227>sakuna getting an update in the year of our lord 2026huh, neat. Maybe to tie into the next game? what's the status on that anyway?>there was a gacha, it's dead nowunsurprising.
>>580287647>BUFF elfTell me more about it.
I just want the cute new outfits. I don't mind about sexing Carol.
>>580295257>let Carol masturbateShe's like 6... Maybe 7?
>>580295382>She's like 6... Maybe 7?I know, give her 5 years and she would be perfect.Anyway I just like to play dress up. I was one of those autists that played with paperdoll games in the 00's, before they died off.
>>58029559610 years and I'd be sold. That's when they start to have curves. Before that, whether it's a boy or a girl, there's almost no difference.
Speaking of Carol. I'm going to start playing pic-related.
>>58029538211 by the end of the game
>>580295865It's a very fun game. I really loved the exploring, it felt a bit like Dead Space, but a bit less linear.Also, you have illusionary walls, be warned.>>580296040Still too small. 14 is when you can start spanking them in earnest.
>>580286439>damage from animals and enemies down to 0.20I'm not any good at any kind of twitch gameplay but jesus man you need to git gud. You're probably just trying to facetank stuff that shouldn't be survivable at all. There's progression and even the first map has really hard bosses you aren't supposed to tackle for a long time.
Dude i LOVE when a demo for a game in my wishlist comes out and it's so meh that i end up removing it from my wishlist
>>580297704Making a good demo is a different skill from making a good game, I no longer trust them much. The only demo that's saved me a purchase was Tearscape and that's because the demo was enough to confirm the melee attack was ass.
>>580297704Iron Nest?
>>580298318Night Hazard
>>580297704Shut up, Haunt. Gimme me Brother Murus.
>>580297704I love when I add a game to my wishlist five years ago, notice it's still there, and then see that the last news was that they planned to release a demo in 2022 - no demo is available. Bleak.
Intravenous 3 is getting a free prologuePlaytest is liv nowhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4383190/Intravenous_3/Do not say anything negative about it or Spy will call you a faggot on Twitter
>>580297015What difficulty damage level do you recommend?I legit refunded the game the first time due to difficulty. And the idea and implementation of the game so far is fun.
>>580299403I hate this playway prologue slopit's literally just a demo, but as a separate game instead of using the steam demo feature.
>>580295238She's not an IT, you swine. She's the best girl in the game.On a more serious note, she's a potential follower, a potential romantic partner, and is overall very good in every way that matters. Only problems are you meet her very late in the game and it's ridiculously easy to miss the opportunity to make her your girlfriend if you didn't read how to do it or don't possess asian autism.I'm not sure if I should get into details since they're a bit spoilery, but>Perfect tall woman, as can be seen on the picture, imposing and athletic yet distinctly beautiful and feminine>Extremely powerful follower, capable of soloing most locations and bosses on her own>Still appropriately timid and submissive towards you>Extremely loyal in proper circumstancesThere are even more spoilery things about her but I won't get into them. Just know she's a good girl.
>>580299703She's an elf, of course.
>>580299405Just the normal difficulty? It's not that hard of a game though it can feel unforgiving at the start.You just gotta learn to fear bullets. They hurt. Use cover and speed, never stay still, break lines of sight, let the enemies come to your killzone, violence of action when going close combat, etc. Sniping is much safer than close engagements until you're confident in your movement and reactions.
>>580295382Think she says she's 8 on a few occasions.Yes, I did play the game. Yes, the ACTUAL game. I even had fun doing it.>>580295865>>580296174I didn't get any concrete information from Pragmata players on the game, other than "SEX WITH CHILD PLEAAAAAAAAASE", so I looked up some footage on youtube, found a compilation of her doing the millennial AAA "yell every mechanic out loud to the retard player" thing (AKA the voice-acted yellow paint), and immediately lost interest.
>>580299028>last update 2023 februarywell, i guess at least this got a demo.this dude better got run over by a truck and not just develop this thing for years and then just... stop. The demo was solid.
>>580297704>>580298153I love demos because I can tell if I'll like the full game eventually, even if the demo is out of date and has obnoxious mechanics. I've bought probably dozens of game by now because they allowed me to check their demos, and keep several on my wishlist for similar reasons. Games I almost certainly wouldn't have tried without said demos.
>>5803000108? I pegged her as a lot younger than that.Also you have bad taste, Pragmata's fun. It's just like Left 4 Dead, it's made so that you don't feel alone, so characters talk a lot.
>>580300241In Left 4 Dead characters talk useful callouts or shoot the shit. In that footage Diana was erupting yellow paint out of her mouth. My taste is infinitely superior to yours and it's an axiomatic fact. Doubt it again and I'll remotely give you prostate cancer 3 years 2 months 7 days 17 hours 4 minutes and 3 seconds from the moment you read this post.
>>580280006I downloaded it without paying and I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doingJust chop wood and dig rocks?
>>580301832it's survivalcrafting slop like any othergather stuff, build stuff... or sneak into a native village at night and rape the girlsremember to install the loli dlc firsthttps://emadeplus.com/dlc/
>>580300704In Left 4 Dead characters talk yellow paint too. The only difference is that you're used to it, whereas you're just being a little mister peepee piss piss pants over Pragmata because you are a little bitch, literally the village's meat bicycle, everyone's favourite babysitter that they tie up and fuck all evening so that the parents can come back, see their son sleeping deeply, and untie you.
>>580302521Is there spanking? I don't care if there's none.
>>580301832Chop wood, dig rocks, go outward to find shit until you stumble upon something interesting. Explore as much as you can.>>580302668No. There is a grab option which makes you choke out or bash the heads of women you restrain until they stop resisting, but no spanking.>>580302535>In Left 4 Dead characters talk yellow paint too. They can call out a special infected or whisper about a witch, but it's not yellow paint tier, it's combat chatter and it's useful without beating you over the head with it.>The only difference is that you're used to it, whereas you're just being a little mister peepee piss piss pants over Pragmata because you are a little bitch, literally the village's meat bicycle, everyone's favourite babysitter that they tie up and fuck all evening so that the parents can come back, see their son sleeping deeply, and untie you.Ah, you're the deranged tranny kind of pedo, not the oldfag kind. Makes sense, I'm on /vg/ after all.
Ah, Earth Dancer! Your dance has brought me joy and happiness. In gratitude, allow me to bestow upon you this recipe.
I'm starting to hate Onirism's level design lately. Where the fuck do I even go? Everything looks the exact same in this star-forsaken kingdom.
>>580292223>what's the status on that anyway?as far as i can tell they haven't said shit new about ithopefully yeah these changes are the result of backporting stuff they dev'd for it
>>580306364Top Right?
Fuck it
>>580304663>but no spankingThen I'm not interested.
>>580307204go big or GO HOME
>>580307580PYROCYNICAL LIED TO MEI WAITED FIFTEEN MINUTES AND IT'S STILL NOT GOING OVER $58k.
God I love Tiny Rogues
>>580285963Good news: I've found a very nice loot vault, it has multiple artifacts in it.Bad news: It's being guarded by Tevildo the prince of all cats, and Smaug the Golden. Both of them have spawned way out of their depth, by over 20 floors, and are definitely the most powerful monsters I've seen in this run so far. I can maybe teleport them away, but they'd likely both cream me in a fight. I could maybe take on Smaug with the Paladin's prayers since I get huge bonuses against evil creatures, but I have no advantages against Tevildo.
Is this set in the same universe as Dead Space?The artstyle is that near-future sci-fi Japanese stylee. And there's a tram to move around. But there's a loli riding you.
>>580309732>Is this set in the same universe as Dead Space?Told you it was like Dead Space.
Her hair doesn't stop wiggling randomly.
>>580309928Might be your PC, I don't remember that on mine.
>>580309928Damn she's CUTE
>>580306364this looks like a chinese knockoff of hat game
Thousand Hells dropped today, a sort of disco-like developed by A Sharp (who made King of Dragon's Pass/Six Ages)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAWmoy9a7Y
The loli literally saved my ass. I was one hit away from dying to the boss. I think I'm investing too much on offensive stats.>>580300010>I didn't get any concrete information from Pragmata players on the game, other than "SEX WITH CHILD PLEAAAAAAAAASE",I mean. Yes, we all want our own Diana for our personal reasons.So far it's like a mix of Dead Space and The Surge.
>>580317917>I think I'm investing too much on offensive stats.Maybe. Or maybe your strat suck, you're meant to play safe and defensive, so hack missiles back to the sender, focus on dodging, and only attack when the stars align.
>>580318296>so hack missiles back to the sender,lol the thing only shot missiles 2 times plus the pic. I don't know how you can play defensive when the gun's ammo regenerates so slowly and you are made out of wet paper. Maybe with this multihacking thing it will be faster but I gotta fix dinner now.
>>580268716Dive or Die. It's Darkest Dungeon except the main gameplay loop is Dave the Diver, and you're managing a camp of survivors in an era of eldritch flooding instead of a sushi restaurant. Map appears hand made and not procgen so future replays will probably be easier, but there are difficulty settings with the harder ones needing to be unlocked. There's a time limit of 40 days, but once you get going it can be delayed practically indefinitely. I've never seen it mentioned anywhere, and as per the rules that probably makes this a hidden gem.
>>580319102>I don't know how you can play defensive when the gun's ammo regenerates so slowly and you are made out of wet paperHave you... never played one of these old games where you die in three hits and the enemy dies in eight? Also, for bosses, you can find crates around the area. Just listen to Diana, she tells you is someone is about to pound you from behind.
>>580307570Good. Shoo.
>>580322023Don't care.
>>580309928
>>580320375>Have you... never played one of these old games where you die in three hits and the enemy dies in eight? Yes, that's why I tend to go balls to the wall, because I have no stamina to be rollslopping to land one it and then keep rollslopping.>Also, for bosses, you can find crates around the area. Saw the crates and weapons, that gave me a clue about a boss fight.>Just listen to Diana, she tells you is someone is about to pound you from behind.I want to pound her from behind too.
>>580286118>I finally, FINALLY beat Cruelty SquadSon, you barely just crossed the street. You've got a long way to go before you're done.
Okay so I got pigs inside a fence and I got the pig fuckeryWhat the hell do I do with theseShould I put the pigs inside the fuckery, or wait for that number they have to go higher?
>>580323219You maintain the number of pigs your facilities can handle and turn the rest into bacon?
>>580323219both of your setups are useless as isthe fence is for taming animals passively by giving them food but why would you do thatgo capture some natives instead and tame themthe pig fuckery is a workplace that generates more pigs and shitit's useless to be honestand you'd need workers for that
>>580268716Big Hops Together, a neat little platformer, obviously took some inspiration from A Hat In Time due to the general vibe and how the character moves around.
>>580322594>Yes, that's why I tend to go balls to the wall, because I have no stamina to be rollslopping to land one it and then keep rollslopping.I'm afraid you might dislike Pragmata then, the bosses aren't long like in Souls game, but you still straighten your back and crack your knuckles before you fight because you're in for a while.>>580322705Huh? But I beat it.
>>580323497I have no idea how to do any of that. The game is not big on tutorials.>>580323747Okay so there's no point to taming pigs? I also got a native in a cage, and he's being tamed too I think, and I have no idea what to do with him.
>>580313126I might have to bite the bullet and try it out. Only reason I even know of its existence was someone talking about it in a KODP thread on /vst/. Weird direction for A Sharp to take, I guess Six Ages didn't sell well enough?Not gonna lie it looks like a goddamn HTML CYOA game though.>a sort of disco-likeHow is it disco-like? other than maybe the portrait art style
>>580324514Archon Grid isn't even the last level. You don't have the DEATH surgery, you can't even see the light at the end of the tunnel yet.There's still another quarter of the game for you to discover.
>>580323747Okay, the native there has a little pig icon. Is it doing something now?
>>580322097Cared enough to reply.
>>580323219I think you're supposed to assign a settler to perform husbandry with the pig fuckery within their territory (don't forget to check the Move menu), and it will generate meat that way.The fenced area is for taming. You put an animal in the fence, put food in it that it likes, and it will gradually consume it and become tame. I don't think you should tame pigs since the fuckery requires any kind of pig. I've found that putting tame sheep inside a livestock area allows husbandry settlers to farm wool in it.
>>580325986Yes, he is farming the pige. Will generate resources now, supposedly. Though you might need to create a produce box to put the resources into.
>>580325765What.>>580326585Still don't care.
>>580326937>>580327073So far, it's generated two units of poop. Working as intended, maybe?
>>580327132Dumbarse.>>580327741Lol. Could be a bonus resource so you can have a self-sustainable shit source for farming.
>>580327132Do you have the Cursed Torch?
>>580328197Yeah? Can't remember where I got it, though. I played a lot of Cruelty Squad when Pyrocynical's video came out, then I got stuck in the Archon Grid since I couldn't cheat it and I had no idea how to beat it. Only recently have I reinstalled it just in time to beat the Archon, and you bet I forgot everything.And the few I remember (buy vegan meat stocks before killing the three morons in Paradise) doesn't seem to work anymore.
>>580325986Is this the cannibal porn game that Steam gave the okay to instead of any high school romance VN?
>>580328351Equip the Torch and explore the first level (not HQ) thoroughly.
>>580329146FYI, the highschool shit is just their generic example. They don't actually mean "We rejected you because of high schoolers" when they permanently blacklist your game from ever appearing on steam. I know this because the dystopian robot girlfriend dev received the same exact message word for word. It's a template.The satanic anti-beauty harpies in steam staff are so evil they will literally refuse to tell you what you did wrong when they permaban you.As for the game, I was gonna say it's because all the young girls are outside steam, but honestly, Nami (the nerd with twin braids and glasses) looks like she's 15, so I dunno. Maybe they just got lucky. Keep in mind Steam staff is not a monolithic entity. I got my refund request rejected 3 times before I finally got it okayed.
>>580329146YeahI've been on a cannibal porn game kick recently
>>580329878I live near Valve HQ. Do you think it's possible for me to dick the shrew out of them? I'd do it for my gaming bros.
>>580325718>how is it disco likeas a text-based character+choice driven somewhat open worldish narrative rpg? crossed with KoDP crossed with a a bit of dnd maybe. That is just my impression from watching the gameplay however I haven't played it yet either. I am also strongly tempted to bite that bullet
Ah fuck it. I'm tired of constantly playing 20+ hours games. Gonna go play the original sonic trilogy again.
>>580330125Probably not unless you are a vampiric werewolf quadrillionaire. Keep in mind bitter roasties like that mostly just hate the fact that they can't get a top 1% man, as their hypergamy commands them to. They could've gotten plenty of guys at their level, but they don't want to look within their own league, they want their Prince Charming.That said, maybe you could just kill them. Find every woman who handles support matters and wipe her from existence. Even if you work at Valve, a place where you sit around and print money all day, you still wouldn't have worked there as a woman if you had a happy family.
I wanted to move my base here, but the tree takes up the entire area and doesn't allow any buildings to be placed under it.
Rogue Blight is pretty fun.
>>580331508CHOP THE TREE
>>580332278It's purty, I don't wanna. Can't do it even if I wanted to, thoughever.Unrelated but>Spot a loli rushing me during a raid on my base>Think it's a bug>Fast forward to now>Realize the devs created elite soldier armor sprites specifically for the loli model>It's not a bugKek
>>580333334I'd ask if you can also torture and rape her, but I realized I don't really want the answer to this question.
>>580329146>>580329878Is too much to ask for a game in which you can make a loli cum by punching repeatedly her uterus?
>>580333659Well you wrote the post, so you're getting one.Yes to both. The game is... quite enthusiastic about the various torture methods it provides. It's all optional, however, and you don't have to do any of it.>>580334475>by punching repeatedly her uterus?Well at least you're looking for games and not British girls to do this to, Abdul. Maybe we should use you as an argument against those steam harpies.
>>580335008>Well at least you're looking for games and not British girls to do this to, Abdul. Maybe we should use you as an argument against those steam harpies.The difference is that I can separate reality from fiction.
>>580335337The joke was that your sentence structuring is abysmal, like that of a third worlder.
Okay, restarted a Zerosievert run on the easy difficulty. Got this fatwalking to extraction.Let's see how long until I deathspiral.
>>580340946There shouldn't be a death spiral if you're playing on the easiest difficulty. You don't lose your gear on death.Might not save you from the cancer of playing Zakov and Mall, but it depends on how low the damage modifier goes on the easiest. I played on the second difficulty and lost interest at Zakov. Doesn't help that the devs don't put quest markers in that area all of a sudden.
>Vintage Story>spend an hour looking around for a good place to settle>find a nice spot with a big pond, flat, and next to a forest and an area with med-fert soil>stare at the spot for a little while deciding how to build my house>bear comes out of nowhere and kills meSigh. Back to searching.
>>580329878>The satanic anti-beauty harpies in steam staff are so evil they will literally refuse to tell you what you did wrong when they permaban you.Women and unfair Valve judgment aside, the message part is probably just one of the most generic soulless facets of corporate bullshit and corporate gaslighting that happens everywhere. When dealing with big and bureaucratic companies or public administration, there is always these lazy retards give same retarded copy pasted replies to everyone, just to pretend that they looked into it, or worse, now paste your message on some AI and send the first result back to you without reading it. It doesn't need to make sense for you, because for their boss, or their systems, will look like they solved that demand. Dealing with these people is literal insanity.
>>580335008>The game is... quite enthusiastic about the various torture methods it provides...oh no.
>>580343534I hate wolves more but bears are pretty bad in the snow.
>>580348664Can you still go swim, or wer emobs made faster?
>>580343173>There shouldn't be a death spiral if you're playing on the easiest difficulty. You don't lose your gear on death.>Might not save you from the cancer of playing Zakov and Mall, but it depends on how low the damage modifier goes on the easiest. I played on the second difficulty and lost interest at Zakov. Doesn't help that the devs don't put quest markers in that area all of a sudden.I think with your encouragement I'm going to play on normal but with trading settings on easy.I kinda got the handle on what things to loot because how much they can be sell for, which ones are rare crafting items and which stuff I simply NEED.I'm still unsure about what "fragility" means in terms of armor. I guess it is a multiplier on how fast they degrade. Same with "class", it should be some IRL correlation to body armor protection. And then we have melee defense. And I have no idea what "ergonomics" means, I have a theory that it is the speed when switching to that weapon, but dunno.Wish me luck Anon.
>>580348817Good luck.Also I'm dead sure I recognize that money in >>580340946
HAthe pokemon currency
>>580348783Fighting them in water is harder the last time I tried it but I think you swim faster.
This time the RNGods with standard difficulty, didn't gift me anything worthile. The only thing worth mentioning is the AK-U knockoff. Which is so far my favourite mid range weapon.
>>580348817Class is how much it protects from boolet. Melee is how much it protects from mootant. Fragility is how quickly it degrades. Lower fragility = better. Ergonomics I think has to do with how quickly your crosshair "closes" on a target. Switching speed is also affected by ergonomics.Looting is cancer. Try to track your hideout module recipes and see what you need. Don't worry TOO much about crafting materials, because you should be able to find a certain something in the makeshift camp map later down the line if you're lucky.
By knowing their positions and how to kite with the !notNagant. I manage to kill all the bandits and the named bandits on the first day, on normal diff.This is HUGE, I refunded last time around this time.Training wheels really do work.>>580352794>Ergonomics I think has to do with how quickly your crosshair "closes" on a target.The crosshair spread out and "closing" means the gun's possible spread when shooting?>>580352794>Don't worry TOO much about crafting materials, because you should be able to find a certain something in the makeshift camp map later down the line if you're lucky.I found out too late in my first baby-custom-difficulty, that Igor gives you a tier 1 storage module in exchange of for normal bandages and meat.I think what I got more problems was finding propane gas tanks, bolt cutters, and drill thingies.From the baby-run I also found out that the Hunter's Armor is the best all-rounder. And I guess depending on what I'm going to do, I should pick a military one, a Hunter's for all-around, or one of those sciency suits.
>spend an entire day looking for clay>absolutely nothing for almost 1000 blocks>head home as it starts getting dark>find 3 deposits on the way thereI swear I'm not retarded
>>580355889i have done this with bees at least twice
Any good 2D Zelda style games? I'll even take clones.
>>580360018I liked Ittle Dew 1 & 2, but I also understand that it's somewhat niche rather than "good".
NPCs in Project Z*mboid when
>>580362689Released alongside Half Life 3 and Firefly season 2.
>>580360018Master Key is the best one I've found. Pipistrello is damn good. Girl from Arkanya and Under the Isle are passable. I've got high hopes for Isle of Reveries and Scrabdackle but haven't started either.
TEN?
>>580371147No... not yet.
>>580371246What are you without a general? You're NOTHING! You die!
>>580267925Niko...
>>580307204>>580307805
well Grounded 2 looks like CRAP
Trying pharmacokynetic with the torch.Some weird poop snowman came out of nowhere and decked me in the face.
>>580308876This is only the ones that areA: In the range of my detect evil prayer, which isn't that bigB: Can be detected by evil, doesn't include animals or anything elseWhat the fuck.
>>580382403>dyke hairstyle>troon name>every character is brown>communist NPC monologueOh yeah, that's uh... that train left the station a long time ago.
>>580389273I'm still pissed off about Slime Rancher. Main character went from being Gordon Freeman or Empty Fuck to being a fucking duke with bright hair and alcoholism.I can't play as a lesbian, and I will never insert as an alcoholic.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1907590/Psycho_Patrol_R/HUH
>>580390798>yet another quirky doom clone
>>580391847>yet another quirky doom cloneIt's a Cruelty Squad-like, thank you.
Finished Dive or Die, short but fine game that you can spend at least one week on. It gets easier and less scary once you learn everything, Old Jack is no Ancestor (imo no one can be anyway) but he still does the job fine, good ending is more hopeful than Darkest Dungeon. tl;dr: Play this if you want more of Dave the Diver's Dredge DLC.
>>580390798cruetly squad but with mechs
Do we play Yi Xian here?
>>580395576We play whatever is /fun/.
>>580278652HELL YEAH
>>580353184>>Ergonomics I think has to do with how quickly your crosshair "closes" on a target.>The crosshair spread out and "closing" means the gun's possible spread when shooting?Thin so. Recoil affects the degree with which your crosshair goes flying into the stratosphere.>I think what I got more problems was finding propane gas tanks, bolt cutters, and drill thingies.I don't know if I should spoil this to you, but in the makeshift camp map there is an underground location where a guy resides under the name of Mr Junk. You can trade with him for a variety of useful scrap, including drills and raw scrap materials.>From the baby-run I also found out that the Hunter's Armor is the best all-rounder. And I guess depending on what I'm going to do, I should pick a military one, a Hunter's for all-around, or one of those sciency suits.A good science suit will help you in the industrial zone and other areas of high radiation and anomaly saturation. From there it depends on what kind of build you want. You can have a decent light armor assassin if you find a certain something in the swamp, but I've been trying to make heavy armor work, and I failed so badly I stopped playing. Light armor assassin might just be very viable in lategame with all the AP ammo flying around.
>>580360018https://store.steampowered.com/app/269770/Secrets_of_Grindea/One of my favorite games of all time. Very genuine adventurous experience.
>>580389807Maybe it's a good thing Spiral Knights entered abandoned state if the alternative was to have these devs continue working on it.
>>580388602That was simultaneously both better and worse than I expected. More annoying for sure.Pretty crap loot overall though, I found a random ego Trident that's better than any artifact weapon I've found so far, and an armour that was worth picking up, and a (crap) unique mace dropped from one of the enemies, but that's about all.
>>580395576I do. Mostly the single player mode though. It's quite fun
>>580400306Every franchise dies young and cool or lives long enough to become gay and lame.
>>580405178Why not pvp? It's very challenging.
>High Tide mission in Iron NestFIRE EVERYTHING
>>580405893Pretty much.>Terraria>Dead Space>Dune>Final Fantasy>Mass Effect>Doom>etc
Okay, I will now play your openworld survival crafting slop.
>>580393119I'm already sold.
>>580400306I remember playing Spiral Knights. Music was really nice (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajr0jsBd_i0), then I realized it was one of these "free" games. With large quotes.Dropped it right away.So it died, huh? Like Realm Of The Mad God, I'm not surprised.
>>580411421mad god is still going somehow.
>>580411610Without me. I tried to play it a while ago, instantly regretted it. The game, when I launched it, immediately opened an ad window that was bigger than the game's own window, so I couldn't even close it.
>>580410667Everything I heard about it was bad. I don't want to bother with it.>>580411421Pretty much. Though it resurfaced lately, with some mild updates. Still, it's been sold to a different dev/publisher years ago.I agree about the "free" game bit. I would gladly pay money to have this game or one with similar aesthetics+gameplay but with offline functionality, P2P hosting, and without the grind.There are so many games out there that I used to love and that were unlike anything else, but having to rely on online functionality and worst yet F2P mechanics are just too much of a dealbreaker for me these days. Not to mention FOMO.
>>580412123Valheim isn't THAT bad. I have yet to see another game that let you build actual roads.But it had some questionable design choices and it's a bit grindy, which can be a pain.
>>580412256>>580412123Either of you try Forever Skies? It's one sale but I remember hearing its kinda shit.
>>580412256Depends on what you mean by actual roads. Are we talking tiles that just increase movement speed?>>580412448Heard of it but it looked very generic. Like Subnautica without the dread.At this point the only non-terraria-like survivalcrafts I can think of that really stuck with me are Mad Island (the H game mentioned above) and Wayward (a game that does a very good job at giving value and weight to the crafting process).
>>580412448No, sorry. I tried Endless Sky, it was... too much for me, I got overwhekmed, but Forever Sky? The one where you collect ilnesses like pokemons? Seemed fun but a bit empty.>>580412713>Depends on what you mean by actual roads. Are we talking tiles that just increase movement speed?No, I mean you can flatten the terrain and replace the ground texture by dirt. I find it extremely fun when you drag a cat, but it's sadly one of the few good things in Valheim.
>>580412863>No, I mean you can flatten the terrain and replace the ground texture by dirtDoesn't sound all that exciting. Maybe I don't have the right autism for that. I just want to have survival games where I feel like a part of the local world instead of hitting copper then hitting iron then hitting TierThreenium and so on.
>>580412256>I have yet to see another game that let you build actual roads.Minecraft, Vintage Story, Foxhole, Eco, Terraria, Starbound, CBN, Rimworld, Dustland Deliveries, Wurm Online.>>580412448>Either of you try Forever Skies? It's one sale but I remember hearing its kinda shit.It's a very very very shallow game with barely any gameplay, and little gameplay it has is very unimaginative and dull.
>>580413395>Doesn't sound all that excitingMaybe I just overreact, but I played a lot of games where you can only change the area around your workbench or where you need to optimize your living quarters, so I love the idea of being able to build an actual village.>I just want to have survival games where I feel like a part of the local world instead of hitting copper then hitting iron then hitting TierThreenium and so on.I doubt you'll find anything, right now, any survival game I can think of has a meta progression system based on what metal you use, and the more you progress, the more your constructions stick out like sore thumbs. I'm a bit sad about that since primitive building is more entertaining than having a magical forge that works entirely automatically.Yes, ARK, looking at you.>>580413760>FoxholeIsn't that one a shooter?>EccoWELCOME TO THE MACHINE WELCOME TO THE MACHINE WELCOME TO THE MACHINE >terraria, starbound2D>rimworldshit>wurm onlineI already have Wurm Unlimited. It's shit.
>>580414097>Isn't that one a shooter?As much as Wurm Online is a hack and slash.I have around 3k hours doing only logistics and facility stuff in the backlines and only like 1-2k hours actually shooting at people.
>>580414413>I have around 3k hours doing only logistics and facility stuff in the backlines and only like 1-2k hours actually shooting at people.I'm interested in this.t. 90% of my TF2 playtime is being medic and I'm fascinated by non-combat roles in combat-focused games
>>580414512don't do itfoxhole building and logistics fucking suck and are designed to waste as much of your time as physically possible and the devs just keep making it worse
>>580414753Ha, so it's not like Planetside 2 where you actually want to play logistics? I heard good thing about it and how you want supplies to get to the frontline.Then I heard devs fucked it up in Planetside 2 compared to Planetside 1 where raids were actually interesting to siege camps.
>>580413760>>580412863>>580412713guess ill pass on it.
>>580415359I mean, unless you're a big, big sucker for Vikings and are patient, yeah, I don't really suggest Valheim. It's one of these games where you spend what feels like a long time to make a full bronze set, upgrade it all the way to tier 3, then move on to the next biome, then get killed in 3 hits by a mob.
>>580415569I was talking about Forever Skies. I'll just sit tight until dragon wilds.
>>580415645Oh. I 'unno about Forever Skies, I do watch some idiots on Youtube play it, but they don't have much to tell about the game. It does look like Subnautica.
>>580414938As >>580414753 Foxhole doesn't respect a player's time. And is so so so SO incredibly cooperative focused. That for running any kind of logistic in any meaningful way, without playing 18 hours each day. You NEED to be part of a regiment(their clan versions). Which is pure RNG if you fall in a good or bad regi. I had the luck that my second regiment was full of wonderful autistic people. And they are mainly the reason why I still play it. But now I just play intensively in a war or two(wars generally can last for 1-4 months, unless we have memewars like the past half year). Or just play low intensity a bunch of hours each week, helping here and there with whatever the boys are doing.
finally got kiborg on sale, gonna punch a motherfucker in the head
Anyone tried Everrail?
>>580428103They're right, snowpiercer was a pretty cool movie
>>580428103ever...rail....your mom!
>>580428103Is it like Underrail, but forever?
Second raid to The Forst and found a direct upgrade to the nugget I just bought.Also yes, I installed a mod to change the names to their originals AND gives me more bunker slots.I like doing unethical modding in my single player games.Still don't know if I it would be worth it to buy the game for 20€ when their 2 one will be out on Early Access Soon(tm)
The good scope is not compatible REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Spire 2 fun yet?
>>580429316It always have been
>>580429316It never will be
>>580429316Maybe it will be
>>580429316Will the question be repeated?
>>580429316Dunno. Don't plan to play it until it costs $5.
>>580429316BACKFLIP
>>580429812You were supposed to say "I don't know if it will be"
>>580429958$10*It will never go to $5
>>580429812When will the question be repeated?*
>>580429316Better not tell you now.
>>580429967Fun shit like this happens a whole lot less often now desu.
>>580430650Gamble upgrade has retain now, you are just bad anon
>>580428517Survival/scavenging game where you make energy by driving your train, then you consume it to craft stuff. A bit of a pain because you don't have any loop once you leave the starting area, so it's all about going foward.
New 2D Metroid looks pretty cool.
>>580431923Samus Aran has no ass cheeks anymore and it makes my dick sad.
>>580432297oof
>>580430836Nah, I swear there was much more le freedom in the first game, more fun options to get into. Source being I'm making it the fuck up.
>>580432297
>>580433367bitch got Hank Hill ass
>>580433367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4
>Wake up>107 missed calls>Different numbers, no messagesSo should I play void stranger or prodigal today?
>>580435885You should finish prodigal
>>580435885You should finish Ereshkigal.Also are you French? I get around 10 calls a day.
>>580440308You guys get calls? My phone is basically decoration.
>>580440670I get calls, but since I literally never gave anyone my phone number, I know they're all scams.
I've got no imagination, so I'm starting another Orb run. The 1.0 Steam reviews have put me off on trying that version.
>hey you have unlimited lives>but do you know you died 14 times?Touhou pisses me off.
>>580446842Silence, French. You've missed 3000 golden cookies.
>>580446842Why do you have unlimited lives?
>>580451001I wanted to see Patchouli, and so far Meiling is filtering me.
>>580451414>filtered by MeilingActual touhou fan playing touhou for the first time, LMAO. C'mon now bro, Patchy is supposed to be the filter for your kind, not Meiling.
>>580452865I started with IN, cut me some slack. At the peak of my skill, I could beat IN AND get the good ending. Same with SA.Never beat MoF, Kanako's last spell always ate all my bombs and lives.
Anybody else playing Isle of Reveries? Opened the Garden of Ambition but I don't think I have the tools necessary to clear it.
>>580453703I bought it a few days ago but have been waiting for the patches to cool down before starting. I'll likely take a crack at it this weekend.
>>580433367
>>580453981If you like 2D Zelda I bet you will love it. I'm stuck in what I think is an optional dungeon. The puzzles and levels are tougher than Zelda, which I like. Probably just need to take a break and try again with fresh eyes.
>>580414097>I doubt you'll find anythingWayward gave that to me. It's a game where you spent multiple hours in the stone age and a set of bronze equipment makes you high royalty. And building a house is a massive pain in the ass so you engage in vagrancy for dozens of hours and by the time you're done with the construction - it feels earned.
>>580414097>>rimworld>shitAtta boy. I thought I was the only one who saw that hackjob for what it is.>>580415569I'm genuinely becoming confused as to how this shit became so popular after everything I've heard about it, including this. It sounds like a game late Ubisoft could've made.>>580415645Dragon Wilds? Wait, the RUNESCAPE one? Are you actually insane? Do you need to be committed to an institution indefinitely?
>>580456065Dunno, looking at it, it looks like one of these games you play for 30 minutes before a small pile of little issues turn you away from it. Like, you grind so much material you grow impatient, then you get killed by a bear and you drop everything, so you end up just quitting.Is it one of these games where your entire progress is put on hold because you can't find that one material you need and there's no indication ingame where to find it?
>>580428103I'm downloading the demo but it looks like megashovelware. I don't mind giving it a try though. Ironsand is also shovelware but it had something soulful about it when I played the demo.
>>580428631Don't buy it without a sale. It's definitely not worth a 20. You haven't even made it out of the forest, the game has, what, 5 more locations to it, and it won't get any more varied or fun than what you're already doing.
Be careful what mushrooms you make stew out of.
>>580456358I hate the randomness of Rimworld. I never, NEVER got electricity working because no matter how many precautions I took, I always had BZZZT incidents. Even when all the wires got covered by roofs, I still got incidents like that.>I'm genuinely becoming confused as to how this shit became so popular after everything I've heard about it, including this. It sounds like a game late Ubisoft could've made.Because it was the first of its kind, a survival game with souls-like combat and RPG mechanics, but also exploring, crafting, and a quite complete building system that allowed a lot of good stuff. And also terraforming.And the artstyle was also very charming.>>580415645Good choice, I really like Dragonwilds. Through I wish my friends didn't stop playing it to move to Abiotic Factor.>>580456571Yeah, it does. I'm coping by pretending it's alpha, not even beta, but yeah, it's one of these "good idea, terrible execution" games.>>580456784wooooow
>>580455281Hell yeah. I'm looking forward to it.
>>580440758Almost the same as FTL except you can win practically every run with enough calculation autism and enough boring safe choices.
>>580456416>Like, you grind so much material you grow impatient, then you get killed by a bear and you drop everything, so you end up just quitting.You shouldn't be grinding anything to get yourself started. A house might be a huge undertaking, but just live without a house.>Is it one of these games where your entire progress is put on hold because you can't find that one material you need and there's no indication ingame where to find it?Only if you never figure out that different kinds of islands hold different kinds of minerals, thus preventing yourself from spending 20 hours looking for copper in your starting island.Doing thaumaturgy (enchantment) is also like that but you don't need it to survive and even thrive.Other than that, it feels a decent bit like real life. There are rocks everywhere, and sticks everywhere, so go make a rock on a stick and use it to make a living for yourself.
>>580456852>I hate the randomness of Rimworld. I never, NEVER got electricity working because no matter how many precautions I took, I always had BZZZT incidents. Even when all the wires got covered by roofs, I still got incidents like that.Ye, the dev's idea of emergent gameplay is to just asspull bad things out of nowhere with no cause and no pretext and then tell you to deal with it. The idea is you're supposed to be disconnecting most of the batteries from your grid so when it happens it doesn't discharge your entire powerplant into Mathew the Surgeon, but either way the game is just very rudimentary and sucks at emergent gameplay, which is what the talentless hack of a dev thinks its strongest aspect.>Yeah, it does. I'm coping by pretending it's alpha, not even beta, but yeah, it's one of these "good idea, terrible execution" games.I'm starting to miss good production value games in this age of indie asset flips and terrible art direction. Someone gay and retarded can release Far Far West and make gorillions just because it looks artistically distinct and pleasant.
>>580457439I see. Well, I have too many games to play right now to pick it up, but it does sound like. >>580457708>The idea is you're supposed to be disconnecting most of the batteries from your gridWay, so... make batteries, but don't actually use them? That's retarded.
>>580456861FYI, I don't know how you play this style of game, but if you use a "third party" controller, there's a bit of a workaround to get it going.>launch game>game options>go to layouts, pick "Keyboard to Gamepad" by desertcucco (the dev)I'm using a Steam Controller which apparently is counted as third party in this instance. The above worked for me. If you use a PS5/Xbox (or obviously KBM) it might not be necessary. Additionally, when you are on the launch screen and you get the option to pick a save file, there's an Options button. This is the same set of options that are in the in-game Options menu, but for some reason button glyph changes are only saved if you set them through the in-game set of Options.
>>580457846>I see. Well, I have too many games to play right now to pick it up, but it does sound like.Wishlist it and give it a chance as soon as you can. it's very distinct from other survivalcrafts.>Way, so... make batteries, but don't actually use them? That's retarded.Use them as backups/spares, I guess, in case your main power source croaks for whatever reason (that'll never happen, realistically).
>>580458340Noted, thanks. I tend to use an Xbox controller specifically to avoid that sort of stuff but I'll keep that in mind.
>Isaac>Wild Turkey 101>StonesIt's kino time.
>Psycho Patrol RAw yeah, it's Boiling Point/E.Y.E.-Divine-Cybermancy/Gulman-Made-By-Ville time!
Sometimes I end up getting stuck when deciding between two games and then I just end up playing neither for so long that I could have played both by the time I'm done.
Beat Lantern of the Laughless Saint.It was okay, kind of rough and I have a lot of notes, but it's a good Morrowindlike I suppose.
>>580475675Did you complete enough quests or did you kill everybody to open the way to the end?
Elderfield today who we bangin'?
>>580476012I did enough quests, but the game would bug out and sometimes just do random shit that would give me red spirits instead of blue. I think something like 3/25 of the spirits were that.
>>580474706that's why whenever I don't know what to play I just take whatever's on top of the pile in alphabetical orderI'm sorry Xanadu Next...
>Runescape and Enshrouded both enter 1.0 at aroundish the same timeGr, I don't wanna juggle both. I'll have to just pick one and stick with it but I dont know which one.
>>580286118>he thinks the archon grid was the last levellollmao even
Eugh, french
>>580477006Valheim hit 1.0 yesterday, better get good at juggling
>>580479552Enshrouded is already better than Valheim even in EA.
tfw no cute gf to play enshrouded and runescape dragonwilds and valheim and 7 days to die and roblox
>>580481558Stop playing friend slop.
>>580482248can you be my girlfriend even if its fake
>>580482563I gave up catfishing fifteen years ago.
>>580482614sighbetrayed by /indie/ again
>>580267925Slugcat...
>>580476376If Alice wasn't a skeleton she'd be best girlEllie is hottest.
I'm getting annihilated by the Phantom Battery mission in iron nestI'm not working well under pressure
is this kosher
indie games are not real
>>580456358>Do you need to be committed to an institution indefinitely?huh?
>>580491701He doesn't like that game and he made hating that game his entire identity.
"Carbines" are not really carbines. I think I will have to pick up a SMG, as they don't have a close range accuracy penality.
bump
there's so many rougelikes that would be awesome on android but they keep them pc onlyand half of the games on android are shit on it because they're designed for keyboard controlswe live in inversed world where people make phone games for pc only and games that should be pc only on mobile devices
>>580491251they are real in my heart
>>580492430>his entire identity
You are *old* now.
>>580497652Oh my goodness...I...I... can't...Where... where does the time go...I...*slowly fades away*
>>580497990ANON! NOOO!
>>580371147FIVE.
>quasimorph>still unsure how the quasimeter works>take time dillydallying in level>travel light to make space for loot>eat human meat cause free food lol>meter hits 1000>get message from quasiboss>he's gonna come kill me>oh shit>no guns>no ammo>alcoholism 100%>evac disabled>OH SHITi eventually found a nail gun and managed to kill him while capped at 44% accuracy. i'll never disrespect the 5 skull rating ever again.
>>580503247>kill Satan with a nailgun while shaking from alcohol withdrawalnice
>>580497652>10yoPerfect age for full penetration.
>>580503247Weapons with laser sight always have 95% accuracy in effective range which is great when you're a sprinting drunk.
>>580497652>played the shitty launch version>shitposted on the general>10 yearsIt's over.I'm 30 now but mentally stuck in 2010 or earlier.
>>580504787Nailguns are great roguelite weaponry
>>580513734Nailgun? more like FAILGUN
>>580511495Latest update supposedly added shipbreaking.The trailer showed that it's the same old laser beam pistol .
>>580515590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQN91nm5D2AHe's talking, but all I hear is "Tell me lies / Tell me sweet little lies / (Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies) / Oh, no, no, you can't disguise / (You can't disguise, no, you can't disguise) / ..."
More gaming newsThe first person cardslop finally released into early access today - come get your fix https://store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/Shroom_and_Gloom/Everyone's rushing to release before GTA DIE edition takes all of the traffic.
The game was perfect when it came out, all these updates ruined it.
Sex Achieved
Wherever I go, I must deforest.
>>580519879Want company?
>>580519879Hold up, I'm coming too.
Just realized I made the walls pointing inward.>>580520109>>580521214Pls, don't guys, I only have one hole.
>>580521605But I like building and my only friend who has Valheim quit it a while ago.
nvm you're both skirtwearers.
>>580521839Yes but only in the bedroom for my boyfriend.
The MASSIVE amounts of wood needed to make a starting shack good lord.At least there's no food/water/sleep/damage by temperature/weight limit stuff going on, like with Icarus or Medieval Dynasty.>>580521839>nvm you're both skirtwearers.I like playing with dolls. But this one is rather ugly ngl.
>>580516310>devolverNo thanks. I've learned over time that they never pick anything good.
>>580519879don't worryyou're doing odin's work
>>580525023Wotan*
I don't know how to craft a pickaxe.I'm angry and confused.>>580525023Human progress must keep going on.
>>580525440You probably need a workbench. Have you one inside your shag shack?
>>580525440WAIT, wait. I remember.You can't make a pickaxe until you kill the first boss Eikthyr. Stay in the Meadows for now.
>>580525753You can't make a rock bashing tool until you beat up some dude?
>>580526003No. Think of it that way: combat is insanely important in Valheim, so devs want to be sure you have the needed skills before they allow you to muck around with the pickaxe. If it's a consolation, you can take down Eikthur with just a flint spear if you figure out dodges.
>>580526003You need teh secet super awesome forest devil's horn to break rocks with. Rocks cant break other rocks ,silly
>>580526003How would you make it? You obviously can't make a rock bashing tool out of rock, and you can't mine metal until you have a pick.
>>580527706Granite can totally break obsidian.
>>580527812finding native copperprocessing malachite to copper
>walk around looking for ways to unlock new stuff to kill the boss>find nothing>only 2 skeletons, boars and deer>out of frustration decide to hunt the deer with the club>manage to get their horns>read boss's stone about horned something>place horns>!notKirin spawns>has two forward attacks>but an AoE electric one that I can't manage to dodge>proceed to monster hunter my way through>cart 4 times>finally dies to the power of the clubGood lord what a slog. Nergigante's level of poke and roll.
>>580530481Just play Enshrouded.
>>580530481It gets marginally less ass once you've got decent food but that does also mean several hours setting up a farm and doing shit like making sausages.
>>580530481Jesus christ dude.You don't understand why Valheim is so disliked: you were meant to grind and get a full leather set and flint equipement with a tower shield.Bosses in Valheim are not meant to be attacked with an incomplete set, you're meant to grind.Also, about diet, because I see you did fuck all.Meat for HP.Vegetables for stamina.Go near the water, find these weird little monsters that look like kappas. Kill them.Find boars. Kill them.Cook the meat, eat it, enjoy a healthbar 2x longer than the one you have currently.
Gorf is my boy, I'm a giant frog's wingman.
>>580537624his quest was cute.
urghI have a mecha and I'm still outgunned
What's /indie/ having for dinner tonight? I was thinking about making a lovely asparagus soup.
>>580545875A buddy is coming over after work and we're going to walk around the lake and get burgers from a shitty diner or sandwiches from a different shitty diner. Then I will be playing Metal Gear Solid V because I hate myself and he hates himself enough to watch another man play MGSV.
I'm back from having dinner with my parents. Lovely time.>>580545875>What's /indie/ having for dinner tonight?Cured ham croquettes and local variety of lightly battered and deep fried anchovies.>>580535081>Just play Enshrouded.When it's out of early access.>>580536039>but that does also mean several hours setting up a farm and doing shit like making sausages.That sounds fun.>>580536557>you were meant to grind and get a full leather set and flint equipement with a tower shield.So like Terraria?>Also, about diet, because I see you did fuck all.>Meat for HP.>Vegetables for stamina.>Go near the water, find these weird little monsters that look like kappas. Kill them.>Find boars. Kill them.>Cook the meat, eat it, enjoy a healthbar 2x longer than the one you have currently.I walked pic-related, didn't see anything different, and said "fuck it, we ball".I guess there's an auto-walk key for a reason.
>>580546792You must be unlucky, Valheim is a bunch of small islands. That you couldn' find a coast is really odd.
>>580547774>fully clothed woman with bow and arrow, and even boots, killing the viking kirin>vs my naked girl with a stick, poking the electric kirin until it died of secondhand embarrassment>>580547774Bad luck I guess.
Okay I'm starting to figure out Psycho Patrol R.Very slowly.>>580548282WRONG EYE YOU FUCKING NINNYYou aim with your GOOD eye, not the bad one.And yeah, it's another issue I have with Valheim, you're at RNGesus's mercy. You said earlier "just like Terraria", pretty much yes.
>>580268716Skye's Repose. Can't recommend it at this point. Nice ideas, but who wants another farming game with env puzzles...>>580456938Fuck the mothership
Meat is back on the menu boys!
>>580548528Don't let it burn, you don't want coal yet. And also, to Valheim's credit, it's the only game I know where smoke evacuation is important. I kinda wish Dragonwilds had that too, to encourage making better, more organic houses.
>can dual wield weaponsWhat the sigma???
Finally. A pickaxe!Now to play another game.>>580548723>it's the only game I know where smoke evacuation is importantAnvil's next play test is going to have the new smoke system. It's somewhere in their blog posts https://store.steampowered.com/app/1373910/Anvil_Empires/
>>580545875We're in the process of moving so I'm going through the freezer and just throwing shit together to get rid of it. I found a pack of chicken thighs, so tonight it's chicken, cream cheese, salsa, corn, black beans, seasoning. Threw it in the crock pot and let it go for a while. Turned out pretty good.
Wow my brain does not like looking at this.
>>580550801Are you doing a series of pickaxe% speedruns? Is that why you fought Eikthyr naked with a stick?
>>580556950>Are you doing a series of pickaxe% speedruns? Is that why you fought Eikthyr naked with a stick?No. I'm just a retard.I ran around for like 20 minutes, picking up flint and hunting leather-containing animals. Then got bored and closed the game. The game probably wants me to go somewhere north, but if I have to auto walk and while watching youtube videos, then I'm not really having fun.
>>580557263um ashktually no, you're meant to go south, there's where the ashlands are
>>580557382But the bird told me the bear-something-lands are rich in ore and are "northern".I think the fluoride in the water is starting to melt my brain.
>>580557263>The game probably wants me to goThe progression from killing Eikthyr is>go to forest>collect copper and tin and make bronze equipment>kill forest boss>go to swamp>collect iron and make iron equipment>kill swamp boss>go to mountain>collect silver and make silver equipment>kill mountain boss>go to plains>collect green metal I forget what it's fucking called and make equipment out of it>kill plains boss>go to mistlandsAt this point I stopped playing because I was no longer having fun.I was having fun up to here though. Well, up to the plains at least. You just gotta learn to enjoy the grind.
>>580555665You ate the mushrooms, didn't you?
>>580557967>go to forestBut I'm already in a forest. Althought the map side thingy says "meadows".
>>580557967I did it up to Mistland. It's there that my friend and I gave up, because>make an outpost in the plains to farm barley>constantly have to prep every time because no matter how many defenses we have, mosquitoes always find a way in>barley turns out to be extremely fucking expensive with a disastrous conversion rate>make it to mistland>fully upgraded armors barely protect against ants and also the mist ruins our performance and lags like shit>>580557610I think he was referring to the black forest?>>580558332Go to the black forest. Until it says so.You'll recognize it when you're in it, it's essentially Germany.
>>580558332Taller forest. Look for spruce trees.
>>580558412Germany has broadleaf forests, Black Forest is Finland
>send a guy to find the guy that you sent to get the guys that you sent to get some documentsI find it funny.>>580558412>I think he was referring to the black forest?Yes, that was the name. But I swear I read something about a bear. The damn bird is more vague than an eldar seer trying desperately to warn you about impending doom.>>580558412>Go to the black forest. Until it says so.>You'll recognize it when you're in it, it's essentially Germany.I've never been to Germany. Went south and found a beach, so I guess I should auto walk more to the north. But I'm really really really bored of auto walking on this monotonous environment the game has.>>580558473>Look for spruce trees.Will do. My favourite Minecraft's wood log.
Time to play more games! What will it be this time... Chain of memories. That's gonna be a pain. But at least the PC version has RNG manipulation contrary to the PS2 version which has functioning RNG (more or less). That game is also incredibly frustrating story-wise and a bit clunky too.
Why does /indie/ like Enshrouded so much compared to Runescape and Valheim
>>580562710Nevermind, I just checked what the requirement is for CoM's special rewards in the HD version. Next will be 358/2 DAYS THE GAME THE MOVIE! WOOOO! Technically CoM happens during 358/2 days so it doesn't matter for my chronological playthrough and I can't be bothered to stop in the middle to play the entirety of CoM and then watch the rest to then finish the rest of CoM.
>>580563165Dunno, Enshrouded runs like shit on my PC. It's interesting and kinda fun but I play it in playstation mode personally.I prefer Runescape Dragonwilds.
>>580559593You need to actually read what the ravens say.
>>580563165I liked its combat more than Valheim, and a set map meant the quests had some interesting locations. Haven't tried Runescape yet though.
>>580559593>>send a guy to find the guy that you sent to get the guys that you sent to get some documents>I find it funny.Original STALKER's plot was pretty stupid. And Zero Seivert is a silly man's attempt at making a temu Stalker, so it's even dumber.
I'm slowly getting to understand Psycho Patrol.Flesh rats are still pieces of shit.
>>580267925hello anons, i want to develop a little lisa fangame, do you guys know where can i learn how to add stages, characters, etc.?
>>580267925Hoggart...
Indie games for riding out a massive energy crisis?
>>580584797Class of 09
borderlands 4 free weekendit truly is our nation's 9/11
I do not enjoy Minesweeper.
>>580588885seems like you have a clear win ahead bro
>>580588885i hope you aren't stuck because your 4s bro...
>>580589314>>580589371Died because I fucked up and thought I clicked the marker before clicking a mine tile (there is no right click to flag)
>>580590386Left to that 4 is a mine. Bottom left is safe.
I might have spent nearly as much time hunting script bugs as playing the actual game by this pointbut I think I chased down the last instance of ships not obeying fire authorization orders.I hate germany so fucking much.
I'm starting to think the game is either unfinished or was rushed to the end because the file folder is choke full of images of npcs/events/enemies that i haven't seen
>>580598212Or you missed a lot of secrets?
>>580572523>And Zero Seivert is a silly man's attempt at making a temu Stalker, so it's even dumber.I find it charming. But somethin tells me the that the 2nd one is not going to be as good.>>580596661>I might have spent nearly as much time hunting script bugs as playing the actual game by this pointNow to fight the Xenon until you become the galactic crisis, and your PC dies because your CPU can't cope with so many ships.
>>580596661X4?
>>580596661>I hate germany so fucking much.Alright Shlomo Goldberg.
>>580601928heyhe might be fr*nch instead
>>580602067Nah, French and German are cousins. He's either J*w or, may Allah forgive me for uttering that word, Polish.
>>580601642I've already got 2 endings and explored most of the map
>>580602396Maybe there's a gigasecret ending, like the... damn, how is it called in Oneshot? Eclipse Ending? Solipsism Ending? There's an ending in there that get really, really weird, or so I heard, with my little ear...
>>580602887The game was also 3 bucks so...
I have no idea what I'm doing...>>580603821Yeah, it's more likely it went unused.
