Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9575 - Sonchris Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog: Memories and Beyond short animation in Fall 2026https://youtu.be/ZOdpBJdeOhI>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #2 - 09 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 09 September 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #5 - 16 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #90 - 30 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #3 - 14 October 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #91 - 28 October 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #4 - 11 November 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #92 - 09 December 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthg-links>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Thread: >>580218564
>>580258385Why did you do it, Fiona...Whisper got so upset she ate Meh Burger...We thought you were our friend...
>>580272058>Americans have utter disrespect for learning things. The US is an idiocracy where if you're smart and cultured, you're depicted as being "book smart but not street smart" and pop culture depicts you as awkward and clumsy, because Am*rican media desperately try to appeal to the lowest possible denominator to sell, so they repeat retards that it's okay to be a retards and never try to learn or improve, ever.>Stay a mediocre uneducated little drone for your entire worthless life and believe every lie Trump tells you.Yup.
>>580272026which is the speedrunner's route thru this level
You can't bait me into talking politics today, today we talk about sonic and only sonic.
>>580272380Nice of you to not join a discussion you know you can't contribute to because of your lack of education.
>>580272448Education is overrated, books are for NERDS!
>>580259446>>580272380Works in a "this is how we write a Classic only character out of the Modern era" kind of way.
>people won't play Sonic Rush 3D now because the director's canceled for his religion
I miss Espinfinite
>>580272585It's fine i guess, although 'iona is manipulative and would cuck bark at some point.
>>580272610Muslims are sinners.
>>580272610It was never going to be good Puppy, go cry again it for a 15 minutes of fame on podcasts until they stop using you after election day.
>>580272057>Dark Sonic loses all inhibitions and stars fucking Chris in front of the camera
>>580272730He's a Christian tho
>>580272916>stars fuckingSTAAARS>>580272929Christians are misguided heretics. Only Catholics are the true faithful and shall be allowed in the eternal kingdom to bask in His glory.
You can't seriously tell me people don't know christianity is against homosexuality.
>>580272680It was shortlived
>>580272993Do you know what Jesus did when he saw merchants in the temple of god?He fucked whipped them out.Imagine how "Christians" would react if you whipped all the filth out of Wall Street at the behest of a middle-eastern man born of Jewish parents.
>>580272992NTA but Catholics are christians as well.According to Sonic Unleashed Greek Orthodoxy and Islam exist in Sonic's world.
>>580273196>Wall StreetNTA but Wall Street isn't a temple despite looking like one.I wonder why Empire City didn't have one?
>>580272992I...Catholics are Christians, Anon.
>>580273216>Catholics are christians No.AGAIN, Catholics are the true faith, Christians are a misguided flock worshipping false idols and devils.See Jonestown.
>there are different branches of chistinity
>>580273196>implying wall street is inside a templeChristians should just kill every rabbi like martin luther said, and that's it because a market economy is not a sin. A sin would be to sell stuff inside churches and replace religion with consumerism.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>580273474Bitch please. You Americans worship money like a god. You do not care for art, hobbies, personal growth, spirituality, it's only and exclusively money, no matter how you get it. You would sell your own children for money, and then you'd flaunt that money around your neighbourhood, pretending it somehow means anything.
Why are you faggots baiting Fiona into sperging about religion and politics againShe just wants to talk shit about Sonic with her husband Bark and their adopted bird.
>>580273649>Bitch please.>you americansDropped.
>>580273650Fiona adopts bark and bean after they throw fang in a ditch
>>580273650>forcing 'iona into marriage with bark>the adopted child is a birdFoxes are racist to birds...
I think it would be cool if Fiona killed Bark
I think it would be cool if Fiona killed Ian Flynn
Someone already read the Silvaze comic and they said they both have their own sperate stories.
Sonic the Hedgehog?
>>580274101The comic isn't out yet
I think it would be cool if Fiona killed Moohammed
>>580273826Why does fionafag keep taking my shitty crops? lol
>>580274153They got early access or something
>>580274317I like your shitty crops, make more.
chili dogs from sonic
>>580274153comic always releases digitally on tuesdays thanks to kangaroos
>>580274659Typical
>>580273720We accept your surrender.
I want an evil fox gf
>>580275201Ian Flynn made her evil. Evil Fiona is OOC
>>580273650>Why are you faggots baiting Fiona into sperging about religion and politics againbecause it was kind of amusing.
>>580274945Silver would benefit a lot from someone who unlocks his rebel side.
>>580275269Ken wanted to pair Sonic and Sally with Fiona and King Shadow. Fiona is evil. and king Shadow is a tyrant
>>580274101That and nothing is the same, tell him to post the cuckening
>>580275363If you let Ken Penders keep talking he'll say something retarded like Silver was going to marry Cosmo
>>580275479if he got a kino setup then it's kino
>>580275452There will be no cuckening anon, because they have their own stories, Blaze just going to suck dick on her own while Silver is going to be beating the boss which is going to stop her from doing that.
>>580275479nta, that sounds afuckinmazing.
>>580275591Is Blaze was going to suck dick that makes Silver the cuck
>>580275559>>580275648What is wrong with you people
>>580275750what?
It's time
>Silver blaze comic releasing tomorrow>windii will release the rush adventure translation soonquite the year.
>>580276094Will people who like Rush kill themselves already?
>>580276094should I draw my OCs today?
>>580275743Silver doesn't care about romance, neither of these three characters are allowed to care about romance.
>i must restart SA2 from the beginning
>>580276094will sonic fat and round?
>>580276181Fuck off Woefag
>>580276094big titty sonic fangirl gf?
>>580276181Post your OC
>>580276227You don't need to care about romance to bed called a cuck
>>580276094Wile E Coyote catch the road runner?
>>580275303Vanilla...grr...I always knew...you were...the Bosa of /Sthg/...
>>580276094Wile E Coyote catch the road runner?Act 2
>>580276507It's possible!
Sonic and Surge
Douge
>>580275743If we're going childish interpretations, than Silver wouldn't be the cuck he's surrounded by the maids and saving Dapple
>>580276765A match made in heaven
>>580276670
>>580276094Will Sega finally give up on Blaze and give her to a rape game company?
>>580276115>>windii will release the rush adventure translation soonFucking KEK, what is there to translate in a "dark age for lolcowlizers" game? Is this going to be another 95% identical script where she scoured through her weebdictionary for anything, ANYTHING, to reword/reinterpret? Oh, I know, we gotta retouch Marine's accent even though she used it without conplaint in the crossdressing story! What a joke.
>>580276257oddly refreshing>>580276275here’s some pen practice I did recently
>>580276765It's literally the same ship
>>580276953Why do you answer your own post?
>John Cena after he finally catches that hedgehog (he will send him to the roboticizer)
>>580276094Will /sthg/ reach 10kth thread?
>>580277097OCs are offtopic>>/trash/
>>580277097I don't like the avian girl. The other two are ok
>>580277313
>>580276094>580277294>Ask againWill Sonic general reach the 10,000th thread?
>>580276094Should I open a fanbox and earn all my money out of selling sonic porn?
>>580277363>I don't like the avian girlmind telling me what bugs you about her?>The other two are oknice, the big yote has been mostly easy to refine but I finally got a nice feel for the cheetah's markings
>the uneducated weebs spamming the fadnom wiki with these amateur fan-retranslations are going to pressure Sega to use the definitive fan-Reaccented Marine because they can't be arsed to get an Authentic Aussie in current yearOkay, /sthg/, what is Marine going to sound like from now on thanks to windiislop?
>>580277783Australian Marine is a 4kids era localization thing and should be removed
>>580272286I think Amy
>>580277685
>>580276094frontiers 2 sells 6 gorillion copies
>>580277783>G'DAY MATE, WAVE GOODBYE T'YER HEAD!>OI JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN!
>>580277730OCshit discussion has nothing to do with Sonic, fuck off
>>580276094frontiers 2 sells 666 gorillion copies
Scribbles you have to add a Shadally sex scene now since it's canon
>This makes Sonamyfags irrational
>>580277730I don't know how to explain it very well. The other two have sex appeal. The girl doesn't. Need a different hair, or perhaps bigger boobs
>>580277848ST-approved, Windii already knows she can't improve upon perfection, changing it would be sacrilege even for her.
>>580278326They lost their shit last night.
>>580277783She's never going to be voiced
>>580272191I prefer him having some meat on him like this. Him being skinny feels wrong.
>>580277997Based and angered the /co/fag.
>>580278459>enemies to lovers dynamic in a movie 1 billion dollars >girl obsessed with boy and chases him like amy dynamic in a movieeveryone calls her annoying or even sexistAmy is SHIT and Surge is WIFE
Damn, the /co/fag keeps answering its own posts. How cringe.
>>580277997Yes it does
>>580278406hmmm, that's a fair point, guess I know what I'll be researching today
Sonurge fans are based since they enjoy discussing the themes and logic of the characterization unlike Sonamyfags who just want to scream
>>580278554No but if she gets dialogue again you're going to get a ton of underages telling them to use "Japanese Marine" (whatever that means)
what if sonic was black
>>580278994You have niggerdow for that.
>>580278981If she ever gets dialogue and if eggman Nega is back and if Blaze got some time to shineSega would be bombarded with triggered fags and non-fags about racism
>>580279238>implying they're not already bombarded by triggered dogfuckers
>spam>racism>more offtopic crapYup the American woke up alright, the thread's going to shite.
>>580279647Yeah fuck ocfags
>>580279647Are you the guy who just seethes all day?
>>580276094Can SOA stop ruining the franchise
Sonic characters for this feel?https://youtu.be/Zk-FpAwL_q8
>>580279647You struck a nerve, the Amerilard is seething.
She wants to apologize and submit to Sonic
>>580279837i remember all these shortstokyo drift one is by far the coolest shit i've ever seen, cooler than shadow even
>>580279647>>580279853But I'm German.
...
Personally, I like to think Amy should canonically have an in-universe fanclub who support her kind of like Marnie and Team Yell.
>>580279983Sonic redeems this
>>580280301Amy is lame
>>580280193Massivehero Sakurai was right about YouTube...
>>580280193Maybe if you didn't ruin Yakuza people would play it.
Surge fans understand Sonic
>shit baitI thought better of you.
Sonic would screw her if she took her clothes off.
>>580280620>upSovl.>downSovlless.
>>580280569Sonurge is the best ship.
>>580280742Besties can't control themselves. They feel like Drawfags.
>>580280546>>580280792Ok duo, i got it duo, you don't have to tell me 30000000 million times duo I'VE GOT IT
Hot dominating Shadally sexSweet beautiful Sonurge lovemaking
>>580280620Sonic is the only one better in the concept.Knuckles shouldn't be annoyed at Chao.Tails should outright embrace them.
Generate some hot Sonurge instead All your gens are shit
Sonamy is shit
>>580280953Duofag was able to correctly explain the impact of character on Sonic and while Sonamybesties just cry like faggots because they don't know anything about Sonic
>>580281063This, knuckles would feel annoyed, tails somehow excited like the kid he is, sonic would feel charmed.
>>580280193I thought when people said that anons in /sthg/ don't play Sonic games was a meme
>>580281107513 people disagree
Amy be like "please love me Sonikku" while ignoring the fact that Sonic just sees her as his bestie
>>580281063>>580281272The duality of fan..'least we agree on Tails!
What is she thinking about?
>>580281330>literal cattle agree with me
I still prefer sonamy, i just don't mean harm to duofag... outside maybe his hyperfixation with AI gens, but AI never truly triggered me into a crusade.
>>580281454How to get chantards to stop.
>>580272057Sonic would never do thatFag
>>580281454BBC (big blue cock)
>>580281539Sonamybesties are this arrogant and childish. They can't control their emotions.
>>580281819too much duo
>>580281774Fine, but only on the condition that I tap dat ass.
*puffffff*Nophono.
>>580281819Who tf are you talking about
The weight of big ideas.
>>580282331>Tails the boob-boy....
>>580282492Mom-seeking insticts.
>>580281335>please love me SonikkuWhen has Amy ever said this?
Surge just wants to murder sonic because sonic is the reason of her sufference... Although, the way they executed this idea is GARBAAAAAAAAGE HOLY SHIT change the plot bro, surge is like a fucking daighter with daddy issue.
>>580282659She does that all the fucking time, ever since SA1. Amy is shit.
>>580264050They haven't been doing that for a while, it's 2026. Jap purists took their role for the current most annoying sector of the fandom at this moment.
>>580282492/Sthg/. How do I make my breasts more plump? Asking for a friens.
>modern writers struggling to make Sonamy workIt's right there. Her fortune telling told her she is destined to be with Sonic before she even knew him, and that made her behave like a crazy stalker. Just write her toxic, you shits.
>>580283349This artist is a Sonurgechad
Mondo awesome
>>580283109>all sonic needs to do is outright say 'no' to her>he never does
>>580283196You should try the fiona method, the more pissed off you are the bigger the breasts.
>>580283420Kino and canon.
Shadally and Sonurge are canon
Pink wife sweet like a strawberries <3 <3
>>580283738Nobody likes Amyfags
What are the four horsemen of Sonic?
Best ship
First Barry of the thread
>>580283827I like that one amyfag i met, that only i met.
FRENCHSHE HAS FRENCHFACEALLONS-Y, MOTHAFUCKA
>>580283109>pic relatedShe didnt say that here though? Are you illiterate?>she does it all the timeThen why cant you list examples?
>>580283135They dont exist
Why do Amyfags have a melty every day?
>>580283990Where did I state that Amy literally said “please love me Sonikku”? In my previous post I said “Amy be like --” Are you fucking retarded bruh? Are all Sonamybesties like that?. Anyway, Amy wishes he loved her, like in that Chronicles dialogue.
>>580283898morning
Only tails ships found official support at some point, every other ship is autism over superficial interactions. Canon is devoid of love.
>>580284134Because you're hallucinating drama, samefagging, and being an asshole.
>>580284353>AssholeSonamyfags are assholes. They attack people over nothing.
>>580283349Amy's love for Sonic isnprobably one of rhe more multifaceted and layered examples of a character's love for another in popculture and yet people always seem to dismiss it out of hand for some reason and not understand why she even likes him.Yes what you described is how she met him, but how she truly fell for him was how meeting him made it so she was able to go on a thrilling adventure and that shit is like crack to her.
>>580284134« Melty »? « MELTY »?! C’est TOUT ce que tu sais DIRE?! Je vais te « faire fondre » le VISAGE! Ça, tu en penses quoi?! « Oh, ma meilleure a eu un moment “melty” ». ARRÊTE, ARRÊTE, ARRÊTE!! On en entend parler depuis DES MOIS!! Qu’est-ce que tu fais? Qu’est-ce que tu FAIS? Qu’est-ce que tu FAIS de ta VIE!? J’en ai marre! J’ai été patient! N’y a-t-il RIEN qui puisse t’apaiser?! Rien?! RIEN?! Ça te fait te sentir comme un gros con de causer un traumatisme?! TRAUMATISE ÇA, CONNARD!!! Meilleure amie? MEILLEURE MORT! ON A COMPRIS!! ON A COMPRIS!! ON A COMPRIS!! ON A COMPRIS, BORDEL!!! Oh, REGARDE-MOI ÇA !! OH HO HO MON MEILLEUR AMI! WAHAHA MON MEILLEUR AMI!! Tu ferais mieux d’avoir MON POING DANS TA FACE!! TU N’AS PAS DE PROCHES?? PAS DE « MEILLEURS AMIS »?! Non? ALORS MEURS! MEURS!! MEURS TOUT SEUL!!H-halètement… P-halètement…!Traduit avec DeepL.com (version gratuite)
>>580277372I'd rather kiss Sage on the cheek.
Least obvious falseflagGet a job Duopajeet
>>580284258>I didnt say X! I said (X)!
Why do i hear a french guy screaming across 650 kilometers?
>>580284441>Amy's love for Sonic isnprobably one of rhe more multifaceted and layered examples of a character's love for another in popculture and yet people always seem to dismiss it out of hand for some reason and not understand why she even likes him."Multifaceted"? It's just retarded pink girl blue guy generic slop with no care or character development. It has no depth and people only like it because of the look. Shitty crackship that rightfully will never be canon.
>>580284650Amybesties are so dumb
>5 minutes after the “blobian-safe” weed
Tails is the best!!!!!!!!!!
>>580277948
>>580284715* The power of Fluffy girls shines within you.
>>580274101I shouldn't trust a 4chan post, but if this person did actually read it, is it going to have uwuver characterization? or how is silver characterized in general?
>>580284457>Traduit avec DeepL.com (version gratuite)Vaffanculo.
Amyfags got triggered because Duofag said Surge is like that girl from marvel
>>580285142The X-men deserve to be exterminated
>>580283856Those are different IP's.
>>580285079hon hon
>>580283856>>>>breath of the wild
that guy doesn't even like sonurge or spider-man and jean grey, all he cares about is attacking sonamy. if he actually liked sonurge, he wouldn't be bringing up amy every other post, or talking about "Besties". he doesn't like surge at allhe's just using herusing her as a weapon to attack amybestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestiebestieshut up already
>>580285067I don't know this is all they said:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jICE1nbFgM8
>>580285525uh oh bestiemelty
>>580285601>bestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltybestiemeltyshut up
Look at how Sonamyfags just wait for the opportunity to seethe about anything. They could let Sonurgechads post in peace and there wouldn't be any problems, but Sonamytards cry about how everyone needs to have the same opinions they do and force it down your throat. They can't stand seeing other people like different things. They're retards who want to control the general.
>>580284398So? You go out of the way to provoke them to "prove a point"
>>580285915Why are you acting like Sonamyfags don't derail the thread with unprovoked attacks on other people all the time? They're the biggest dramawhores in the general. I don't know why Sonamy attracts people like that.
>>580283410>>580283827>>580285764Me when i lie
>>580285764all you do is seethe about sonamy, you don't even like sonurge in any genuine capacity, you're nothing but a fake sonurge larper using it just to trigger and attack amy all you wanna do is attack amy and everyone who likes amy and act like you have the high ground if anyone responds to youwell i don't careanything i say will get turned into a weapon against me even if i'm not even active in the thread for days on end, anywayi was just skimming through the last few days of threads, and all i see every other post is you and your stupid ai slop of sonic and surge, or constantly bringing up jean grey from the new spider-man movie as a sonurge metaphor, but absolutelyn one of it is genuine its all just an attack on amy rose to trigger amy fans into responding to you or whatever, all the sonurge stuff is at all is just a weapon to attack amy with and attack amy fans with and whatever else, and that's all you've been doing for the past several days straight. heck, it's all you've been doing for the past several months or whatever the time frame is. constantlyover and overi don't care about any of this stupid ship war nonsense you're obsessed with, i'm just tired of seeing it, and seeing amy get dragged through the mud by your and disingenuous anticsgive it a darn rest and go obsess over sonurge on your own instead of shoving it into everyones faces just to call out amy fans or whatevergeez
>>580285525>>580285668Sparky?
Sonurge is just more interesting
>>580286226Amyfags attack people in the general all day. There is nothing wrong with pointing out their issues. They want to talk about Sonic but they think a crackship is canon. They don't understand the character Sonic.
>>580286374YOU don't understand sonic the hedgehog, don't even try to hide behind any of that nonsense when you're trying to justify YOUR OWN CRACKSHIP.
>>580286443Sonic inspires Surge and Surge wants to be a hero like Sonic. Sonic enjoys battling Surge for excitement. He wouldn't slow down for Amy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *implodes*
>>580286528stop attacking Sonamy when youA) don't understand amy's character at all, or what her dynamic with sonic actually isB) surge's actual character or dynamic with sonic in the comics, outside your headcanon
>>580286226>several monthsMore like years. Hating on Amy is just the new flavor of it.You already know he's not going to shut up
It's over. Nintendo unironically hired that man...
>>580286598Unlike Sonamybesties I understand Sonic's character. He loves adventure and he inspires people wherever he goes with freedom. That is Sonurge not Sonamy. Sonamy is Sonic slowing down. Surge gives Sonic more adventure. Sonic gives Surge a better life. Surge is happy when she's a hero. She would be happy with Sonic.
>>580286703They hired duofag to clean toilets with his mouth?
Duofag ruined this general>it was already ruined2023 /sthg/ was pretty chilland even if, shitting on Silver was funnier than Duo falseflagging as Amyfags
>>580286824Nah he improved it.
>>580286824>falseflagging as AmyfagsSo we're just making shit up now?
>>580286751>Sonamy is Sonic slowing down.that was never the case. don't try and attack or slander amy when you know nothing about her character or why she exists or what her dynamic with sonic isyou're projecting your own made-up fanfiction onto amy just to hate on her. and also projecting your own made-up fanfiction onto surge too, at the same time. you're stuck in your own delusionswake up.
>>580286902Amy is a misguided girl who stalks and annoys Sonic while he isn't interested. Sonic goes looking for Surge. He enjoys seeing her. Sonic likes talking to Surge and learning more about her. Surge was blinded by hate and Sonic is opening the door for love. You would understand Sonic but you're obsessed with Sonamy. You don't care about Sonic, you want him to slow down and marry Amy. Iizuka said Sonic would never marry Amy. Sonic wants to run and have cool adventures. Surge represents the adventure Sonic chases. I understand Sonic better than you Sparky.
How abrasive is duo with this shit...
>>580286902and you are taking his low quality bait
Characters for this feel
>>580287170i'd fuck thatzeena
>>580287170Surge
>>580286004Maybe it has to do with constant hostility from Sega, Archie, IDW, rival shippers and Sonic X.>>"But Sonamyfags shot first!"You probably don't remember but there was a time Americans tried their hardest to kill Amy over rival a rival ship. And she wasn't the only one on the cross hairs, but everything can be traced back to three comic book writes, American cartoon channel and japanese anime studio.
Ian doesn’t like Eggman Nega because he just writes regular Eggman like him.
You don't understand Sonic if you think he likes Amy. He started calling her bestie because of Surge
>the last ~1000 posts
My Twitter feed is nothing but Quagsire.
>>580286896are you telling me he's not?
Remember when duo was banned from /fast/ for samefagging and when 4chan came back online he started seething for a week?
>>580287103absolutely nothing in that post is even true or accurate, to any capacity. you've trapped yourself in an endless cycle of praising this "sonurge" fantasy you made up, just to attack and slander sonamy on things that aren't even true. give it a rest, already. for everyone's sake, stop it. >>580287160isn't that what i'm known for anyway? so what does it matter.
Sonamybesties are having a melty because Duo understands Sonic
>>580287267Ian made Sonic call her bestie cause he hates their dynamic
>>580286703>a near-1:1 remake whose main audience is the lorewhored wikibrains dissecting every difference to dictate The CanonSheik is so screwed BTW.Sonic The Hedgehog.
>>580287385This
Sonamyfags will see Duo accurately describe Sonic and call it OOC because Sonamyfags don't care about Sonic.
>>580287267>>580287385>>580287526Shit bait.
Sonic doesn't like Amy back. Iizuka literally said that. Sonic loves adventure and Surge is adventure. Basic media literacy shows Sonurge makes more sense with Sonic's Japanese than Sonamy. Sonamy is bullshit.
>>580280301As both an Amy fan and a Marnie fan, this idea is based.
>>580287629>Bestie having a melty doesn't know there's hundreds of Sonurgechads>>580280301Why would Amy have a fanclub if the most famous character thinks she's annoying?
>>580287375It matters cause he's just trolling you and you are wasting your time talking to someone who doesn't care what you have to say. You are not going to win him over not matter what you say
I can't believe Sparky sided with the Sonamybesties. I thought he was supposed to be a windfag. Maybe he deserves to watch Sonic and Surge have hot sex.
>>580286703Just wanna say the translation and voicedirection is so fucking awful, I'd rather have the current Sonic voicedirector.
Sonic and Surge are fucking right now
I only play the games so Surge isn't canon.
>>580286703What man?
>>580288025Surge is in the games retard
>>580288115No she's not
>>580284815And where ws amy ever like "please love me sonikku"?
>>580288115>but my phone gamelol!!!!
Shut the fuck up and post sexy babes, sonic is hot chick heaven.
If Sparky cared about Sonic he would understand Sonurge makes more sense than Sonamy.
>>580288228Okay
>>580284739That's more AiAi and MeeMee.
>>580288191Moving the goalpost huh
>>580286703You made me take a look. I like the graphics actually, Link is still cute so it's great. I also like that the story is more animated and voiced. I don't like the botw style menus though>>580287413I didn't recognize the Kokiri Forest area when they first showed it, but everything else has the same layouts, right? I was hoping it was more different than similar
>>580288310finally
>>580288310The kiss mark makes this a bajillion times hotter
>>580288228
I like FEMALES. Good, evil or grey.
>>580288317Sonic is AiAi and Amy is MeeMee, therefore Silver is Sonic and Amy's son
Sonamyfags can't even do math.
>>580288404>I didn't recognize the Kokiri Forest area when they first showed it, but everything else has the same layouts, right?Saaaame layouts. I think that forest area was tweaked slightly to look more like a village trail.>I was hoping it was more different than similarPart of me wonders if Master Quest or the OoT 3D boss rush will be in.
>>580288809>humanEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>Sparky thinks Sonic likes Amy
>>580287904The whole point of Sonamy is that Amy as a concept is built around the contradiction of giving a love interest to someone free as the wind. AMY does not want to slow Sonic down. Her motivation for a long time has been to improve on herself so that she can keep up with Sonic, and join him on his adventures. What you've been doing is taking that core aspect of Amy's character, applying it to Surge, and then rewriting Amy into the antithesis just to further your own agenda.And when it comes to Sonic himsefl, the whole point of Sonamy is to show that Sonic won't be in any sort of "official relationship" with ANYONE, PERIOD. Because he will always be free as the wind, he's not gonna be letting himself be bound to anyone, no matter how much he cares about them. And he DOES care about Amy, deep down, as well. But he's never gonna call her, OR ANYONE, his "girlfriend". Because his personal freedom comes first. Amy understands that, that is why she takes it upon herself to chase after him whole-heartedly and catch up to him when she has to. You keep trying to turn Surge into Amy, and then attacking Amy herself by framing her and her fans in the worst way possible. You like the idea of Sonurge better than Sonamy because Surge starting as someone who hates Sonic but growing to love him is appealing to you as a narrative, unlike Amy who entered the story with "I love Sonic" as her core identity. That is understandable, as a personal preference. But, Sonurge is not canon, Surge canonically doesn't even like Sonic at all right now. Spider-Man: Brand New Day has not even happened between Sonic & Surge, at all. And even if it did, and Sonic was written accurately to his game-canon characterization, the best you're gonna get is Surge becoming a Green Amy with maybe a tsundere vibe chasing after Sonic who'd just be running from her, never showing affection, and being free as the wind just as he is with Amy. If even that.
>>580288947You didn't know? I underestimated your retardation
Sparky only drops TRVTH NVKES and thou shalt never question him.
>>580289036You still lying?
>>580288947Sonic does like Amy, but he's never gonna show that openly, and his love of freedom will always be top priority. Sonic with Amy, is the baseline template of how Sonic acts when it comes to romance with anyone in general. Elise is the other example, showing how the dynamic works with a different kind of girl whose more calm or quiet compared to Amy, and the ending is still the same: he's not gonna be in any sort of relationship, he's running like the wind and never looking back. That doesn't mean he doesn't like her, but just because you like someone in a romantic way doesn't mean you actually wanna pursue romance or be in a relationship if that's not what you want in your life.
>>580289036Good postinb4 "bestie selfreply!!!!!!!!!!"
>>580288662So edgy and extreme
Happy Tails Tuesday!
>>580289036Accurate post and callout.
>>580289359Tails!!!!! :D
>only Sparkyautism can beat DuotardIt's like cholera fighting ebola
>it's no use, we need to synergize with the movies, from now on all Sonic games will have realistic 4HD textures
>>580287720Amy Rose the Number 1 gal repping Station Square!
I hope the movies ruin Amy so Sonamybesties can die
>>580289359Hi, hun!Notice anything... different? ^_~
>>580289489Duo is restless but sparky a bioweapon is designed by God.
>>580289359
>>580289747You changed your hair, I like it…
>>580287786>Why would Amy have a fanclubAmy is liked in-universe by normies and makes friends easily. I like to think since she is supposed to be a gyaru, she is a popular in general in Station Square and everyone generally likes her and knows her. NPCs in SA1 give that impression.Since she started chasing Sonic again, it makes sense her reputation would grow and people back home would get invested in her and cheer for her!
The moment this general is hit with the IDW issue, I'm jumping to /pal/
>>580289489Is sparky the one pushing back aganist the snurge thing? didn't recognize.
>>580288675
>>580290164Yes
>>580290164maybe it's his sister, idk
>>580272992Unrelated but could Amy take down a Tyrant?
>>580290164No, everyone here hates the spiderfag spammer.
>>580276765Does that make Shadow the Punisher?
>>580290164I was able to tell it was him after he posted this >>580285668
>>580290164Yes, but the rest of >>580290427 is still true
>>580289036>Spider-Man: Brand New Day has not even happened between Sonic & Surge, at all.You pretend like you understand Sonic but you don't Surge was inspired by Sonic to become a hero and fight for what's right. She even spared his life and made a tsundere comment. She's starting to fall for him because he inspired her. You're trying to make Sonamy sound deep but windnic would never love Amy because she would slow him down
>>580280093How is it the Tokyo one is the only Tale that wasn't real in the end?
>>580289036>Surge is Green AmyYou're a parody of yourself Sparky. Nobody will ever take you seriously.
Reminder that duofag has genned sonamy. It's not the ship he objects to.
>>580290857Glad someone said it. Sparky doesn't understand Surge
1 day until kekvergeddon
My mom is male dad, and my dad is female mom. My sister is white nigga. I understand my family's characterization.
>>580290857I take him seriously.
>>580286703Wrong general, tranny.
Why is Sparky attacking Sonurge?
>>580290729>You pretend like you understand Sonic but you don'tNo, that's you. I don't care about you shipping Sonurge itself, what I'm sick of is you confusing fanfiction for canon, and using that to attack Sonamy. Leave Sonamy alone. Don't use one ship to attack another. Surge acting like a hero didn't have any direct correlation with Sonic "inspiring her", that was her own realization that she enjoys being liked by people and what-not. She still hates Sonic, but she's not an out-right villain either. >>580290729>She's starting to fall for him because he inspired her.This part specifically is what's not true, as far as the actual comic itself depicts or shows or states. That's your own shipping interpretation. And this>>580290729>You're trying to make Sonamy sound deep but windnic would never love Amy because she would slow him downIs you slandering Sonamy for no good reason, using Surge as a weapon to do so. As I have told you before, Amy does not want to slow Sonic down, she wants to follow him on his adventures and run by his side. And Sonic does like Amy deep down, but the point is he's never gonna choose love over his own personal freedom. You can't just swap out Amy for Surge, and except Sonic to suddenly become a different person and pursue romance, that is not happening. From everything you say, it just sounds like you want Surge to become Amy, and you believe that is better than Amy just being Amy by default. But you frame it all as an attack against all Amy fans or Sonamy shippers or whatever, making your own personal preference seem disingenuous in the process.
>>580291294He doesn't understand Sonic, like at all.
>>580290164wtf sparky is BASED now????>>580291294Because sonurge is cancerGrownass men and "men" making shit up about how two animals should fuck...
>>580291294Don't know, but he's based.
>>580290857>Surge is Green AmyNot what I said.
>>580290404Heh... Probably? In Damnation, Tyrants are able to catch lickers midjump, but Amy has rings, so she can survive.
>>580290135You really think it's going to be THAT much worse, than it is right now?
If you like Rotor the Walrus, good Sonic games will materialize to your life.All you gotta do... is just love Rotor. :>
>>580291541Yes he does.It's sad that you don't understand the nuances of love because you never had a meaningful relationship in your sad life.
>>580290135/pal/?
>>580291701Sonic as a franchise has no complex nuances, it's simple, Sonamy is a crackship. Sorry you're retarded
>>580291541Yes he does, countless official statements say some variation of it. But the point is, even if Sonic does like someone romantically, he will never pursue romance, or be in a relationship, to any official capacity. He's not gonna slow down for anyone, by tied down by anyone, or even have that kind of "label" on him AT ALL. WITH ANYONE. Amy is designed specifically around that concept, her entire dynamic with Sonic is built to accommodate it and highlight it, and be some kind of compromise for it, in order to have a "love interest" character for Sonic in the first place. All you want is to take what Amy already is and already does, and make it Surge's character development. That is what you want, so just be honest about it instead of slandering Amy for no good reason.
>>580291838For that work Sonic would have to slow down for Amy, but he'll never do because he is the wind. Their dynamic doesn't work because the writers wrote Sonic as being the wind. Are you ok Sparky?
This needs an update with sparky joining in
>>580292005>For that work Sonic would have to slow down for Amy,Stop acting like an idiot, already. The whole point is that Sonic won't slow down for anyone, so Amy was designed specifically around that concept. Amy chases after Sonic, to catch up to him, and be part of his adventures, and watch him run free. Sonic being the wind IS PART OF SONAMY'S CORE DYNAMIC.
>>580292382>Sonic not wanting to be Amy's boyfriend IS PART OF SONAMY'S CORE DYNAMICSchizo post
>>580292330>>580288228I perfer this
>>580292330
>>580292031which sparky's oc would it be
>>580291834>"Sonamy is a crackship">literally the only canon ship in the gameSure, bud.
>>580292481In case you still haven't gotten it by now, that is specifically how Sonic is meant to function when it comes to romance, PERIOD. And Amy is designed as the other half of that equation, the kind of girl who proclaims herself to be your girlfriend and chases after you 24/7 just to be by your side at all times, while you yourself absolutely refuse to ever be anyone's boyfriend and just wanna live life your own way. That in and of itself, is what Sonamy is all about.
>>580292638I guess his main one that looks like tails, it's the one I've seen him post the most
>>580292549
>>580292730To be fair, if Sonic stopped running, he wouldn't be Sonic anymore.
>>580292730>the kind of girl who proclaims herself to be your girlfriend>That in and of itself, is what Sonamy is all about.You're contradicting yourself, you just called Sonamy a crackship (which it is).
>>580292965He literally never said crackship. You're projecting AGAIN, how embarassing...
uh oh bestiefags getting upset again
>>580277685do it and then we will all laugh at you when someone rips everything onto kemono/pawchive
>>580292965It's not a crackship. Calling it that makes no sense when "Sonamy" is Amy's core function in the franchise, she specifically exists to be "Sonic's Girlfriend: the Character" embodying the very idea of that concept. And Sonic HIMSELF is specifically designed in such a way that any sort of conventional romance cannot exist in his life because he is SONIC. And that "contradiction" is the basis for Amy's whole existence. She is the definitive love interest for a guy that doesn't want a conventional romantic relationship in the first place. Thus, their dynamic is very unconventional so it can fit within Sonic's life and allow him to keep being "Sonic".
>>580293132>defying the totem
>>580293249Are you aware that you're feeding a troll? He knows he's objectively wrong, but his objective isn't to convince you, its objective is to anger you to soothe his destroyed ego.
>warned for racismYou can't stop me
>>580293017Autism>>580293249>their dynamic is very unconventionalBecause it's a crackship, Sonic is not interested in her and she just stalks him hoping that it will eventually work, but she just can't keep up and Sonic will never slow down for anyone.
>>580293350YOU SHOW 'EM!
>Duofag can't keep up with Sparkysome autisms are stronger than others it seems
>>580293350you get 'em, big boy
>>580293405Official statements confirm Sonic does like Amy. Amy is not a stalker, she actively chases after Sonic and loudly asserts her presence whenever she's near him. Amy initially didn't have much speed at all, but her fortune telling allowed her to be where he's going to be before he even gets there, which is her own workaround to keeping up with him by always being one step ahead. But by Heroes, she absolutely can and does keep up with Sonic, she has her own supersonic speed and agility as well. Amy doesn't want Sonic to slow down for her in the first place, she catches up to him when she has to. Sonic does not have to "slow down" for Amy, because every aspect of Amy's character is tailored around the specific concept of always chasing after Sonic.
>>580276094will there be another Barry cameo soon?
>>580293825>Amy doesn't want Sonic to slow down for her in the first place, she catches up to him when she has to.I will strangle you Sparky, you don't understand Amy either.
>>580276094You should edit the background to Crisis City
>>580293825>Official statements confirm Sonic does like Amy.B A S E D
>>580294023No, you are the one who doesn't understand Amy at all, and you've been actively refusing to.
>>580294102>2The totem is displeased
Many tried to fight sparky, and they failed.I tried to fight sparky, and i failed.Violet tried to fight sparky, and had to resort to AI slop, but that barely put him KO until he came back stronger.Now duofag too failed.Sparky is simply right, you just learn it the hard way.
>>580293350Cream, NO!
>>580294684Sparky is too powerful
>>580294684That's just Sparky's autism making him unable to stop feeding the trolls
>>580294213Remember the anon the other day that tried to say this was a joke somehow? I guess he thought the "if I have to" was a stalking bit instead of her very obvious commitment to keeping up with him?
>>580294859Why self reply
>>580294684I hate animal characters with human hair, it always looks gross
>>580293825>>580292730>>580292382>>580291838Chatgpt posts
>>580291541>deletedBased janny, taking out the offtopic trash.
With Sonic Team being so desperate to copy Zelda will they try to copy something from the remake?
>>580295367Aaaand the seething begins in earnest
Sonic with tits got funded BTW.
>>580295538>>>/vg/lozg/
I like you Sparky but your big ass shoes bother me
>>580295538Sega has never tried to copy Zelda
>>580295538That Zelda is already copying Dragon Quest, so it would be really fucking weird.
>>580295674>no resultskek
Antiamy got yeeted?
>>580295053Feeling self-conscious?
>>580295778Keep looking.
>>580295053that anon is not me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fORbHmwPvic
>>580296013Duo is desperate.
>>580295367There is no AI in the world that can even hold a candle to the genuine article.
>>580295519So Janny is an Amyfag? Grim
Not bad, Sparkplug. Not bad at all.
Jerk off TailsorJerk off to Tails
>>580296354No, the resident janny is a Sonurge Spiderfag, which is why that spam never gets deleted for being blatantly off-topic.
I was right that SOA is most likely switching up on silver and he will be prioritized over at least rouge, cream and blaze. (not that it means much but rouge used to be pushed more than him on american side)
>>580294721I want Vanilla to call me the N word.
>>580296459Maybe don't be offtopic next time? Just a thought, really...
>>580296447Women jerking off tails.
>>580296601>I want Vanilla to call me the N word.Negligent?N'wah?
>>580296553these new licences items arent half bad
>>580296553We're entering a Silver Age
>>580295723Are you retarded, what do you think Frontiers was
>>580296553>>580296828>>580296874You faggots are so delusional
Show me your... sonic face.
>>580297076Why use silver over rouge otherwise? SOA usually does this for characters they are planning to use.
>try to draw Blackwood>fail>cryI'll just wait until I have more reference to work with
>>580297397Not your blog fag
>>580297076>Like my slippers, former Silvers
>>580297397(You) can do it.
>>580296828>>580297632fuck
I can't believe Blackwood got inside Blaze in issue 1 and he didn't even use mind control!
>>580273649'Murican culture worships mindless consumerism, greed, and mega corporations and calls it muh protestant work ethic that the Catholics from Latin America, Spain, Portugal, France, Italy, and Poland don't have lol. No wonder Muricans love Israel so much
>>580298234>mindless consumerismThat too. I really hate that Americans only judge each others' worth by their net worth.What, you know nothing about music, painting, movie, or history? Who cares, you're worth $13,000,000, aren't you happy?What's that? You feel empty and wonder if there's more to life than money? Stop thinking, and consume.
I must... i must resist...
>>580298036That's just how Chadwood is, he's a man of action
People who complain about "consumerism" are just jealous broke bitches.
>>580298717It's really not that hard, you're just weak willed.
>>580298754oy vey
>>580298754Are you a black nigger with gold teeth by chance
>>580298821I'm Not! I'm stronk, in fact i'm exercising with perspective instead.
>>580296553But...this looks awful
>>580296553These suck.
>>580289323If Amy is going to be Sonic's girlfriend, then she needs to be exactly that and there's no point in her being that if Sonic isn't allowed to spend time with her in a romantic context
>>580299572
>>580297397a full body? I think there's enough to improv with until we get a ref release
From what I understood from Sparky and the whole thread, Sonamy works because Sonic doesn't want to be with Amy yet she pushes herself and proclaims herself to be his girlfriend... huh?
>>580272057Sonic would definitely do that and has done it before and will do it again
>>580297076BLAZETARD ALERT BLAZETARD ALERT
>>580299819Correct since 1993.
>>580299656>Muh missing the pointI'm not missing the point. I'm saying that Sonic and Amy ought to sometimes spend time with each other in a romantic context without it obstructing Sonic's affinity for constant travel.
>>580299819Yes, Sonamy fans think "Sonic doesn't want to be with Amy and will never call her his girlfriend" means they're a couple
>>580300212And I'm saying you're retarded.
>Blazefags on suicide watch
Vore
I'd fuck Blaze up the ass
>>580299819>Sonamy works because Sonic doesn't want to be with Amy yet she pushes herself and proclaims herself to be his girlfriend...It's not "Sonic doesn't wanna be with Amy", it's that he doesn't wanna be IN A RELATIONSHIP, so Amy as the love interest is designed around that so she is the proactive pursuer who chases after him instead. What balances it is that Amy doesn't wanna slow down Sonic or be a burden on him, she wants to catch up to him when she has to and be part of his adventures alongside him, and Sonic does like Amy deep down even if ultimately he's always gonna prioritize freedom above all else. Sonic & Amy are basically in a timeless cartoon chase dynamic that goes on forever. Almost like Wile E. Coyote & the Roadrunner, or Tom & Jerry, but it's not a predator trying to eat a prey, it's a passionate romantic girl chasing a cool aloof guy. It's specifically designed in a specific way where they'll essentially be in this chase sequence forever, and they wouldn't have it any other way.
>>580300568I'm still waiting for the day Sonic sez "I like you Amy", until then, you're saying a bunch of nonsense that only feeds Sonamy's crackship status quo
>>580300568Get ready for something something but so-and-so said even though it was created this way intentionally by ST in the 90s and numerous official sources corroborate this. Also anticipate me getting accused of self-replying or samefagging because I responded.
>>580300658I like this pic.I steal this pic. I also say thank you.
>>580300568>>580289323>>580291838>>580292730>>580292382Sister's nudes? I want her nudes, where are they?
>>580300734>I'm still waiting for the day Sonic sez "I like you Amy",Sonic is an "aloof" guy who doesn't openly express his feelings like that, so that ain't happening unless it's in the most casual nonchalant way possible that can be interpreted as just "eh, Amy is cool, I guess..." Again, Sonic DOES like Amy deep down, but that is as far as it would go in regards to Sonic ever saying it himself.
>>580300947>Again, Sonic DOES like Amy deep down, but that is as far as it would go in regards to Sonic ever saying it himself.No, he likes Amy as a friend, just like he likes Tails. That's all.
>>580298568"Don't ask questions. Just consume product then get excited for next product."There's also that stupid "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" mentality - "You see a homeless and hungry veteran with a long unkempt beard and dirty clothes on the street asking for spare change? Don't help him out! He's only there because he wants to! Poverty is a choice. Let him pull himself up by his own bootstraps! He'll get himself out of trouble if he just works hard enough for it"Oh yeah, I'm sure that if he just keeps hopping from dead-end job to dead-end job and keeps paying 70 percent of the income he makes every year to fund the military industrial complex, he'll eventually be like the boomers and live in an ivory tower and own dozens of mansions divided between California, Florida, and New York.protestant "work ethic" of abandoning people and not helping them out when in need.
>>580297397>>580299727
They should give Amy a more successful, more attractive, more intelligent sister that Sonic dates instead even though he knows she's really insecure about herself compared to her sister.
>>580301084No, the official statements and implication and such is that he does return her feelings in some way deep down. But he's not gonna open up about that, or pursue it at all.
>>580300559What can I say but yabba dabba doo
>>580301137Fat hog.
i want to remove rusty's rust with my tongue
>>580301084>"he likes Amy">"NU-UH, HE LIKES AMY"So are you trolling or genuinely retarded?
>>580301283Yeah as a friend, not as a love interest.
>>580301158>Poverty is a choiceWhat the fuck. Is that really a thing? Because, do you know where else being poor is a choice? In the fucking USSR under communism rule.
>>580301158 (me)*he'll eventually be like the boomers and live in an ivory tower and own dozens of mansions divided between California, Florida, and New York.Protestant "work ethic" of abandoning people and not helping them out when in need.
Silverfags really do get uppity at an ounce of content lol
I'm gonna tell the teacher you're not talking about sonic.
Thread so parrot chocked on robots and bots that no one saw my nudes I just posted above.
>>580301648Silver has gotten a lot of content recently
I'd totally fuck Sonic in the pussy
>>580301735No, I saw them. Don't worry, I did my duty, a moderator is coming for you.See you in three days.
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>>580301876The ultimate lifeform would logically be the ultimate at milking cocks
>>580297271Probably because boob bat clothing probably isn’t a good idea to market to children
>>580302165They have already shrunk Rouge's boobs so I don't see the issue anymore
>>580301876Shadow's pussy never gets loose. It's always tight and self lubricated
>>580301648>uppityDeservingly Blazelosers
>>580302165It's not just clothing, it's all kind of merch, and she used to be prioritized before silver just few years ago, this is a recent switch.
Did Nintendo make Star Fox and Zelda realistic because Sonic did it first? Is Nintendo copying from Sega instead of the other way around?
>>580302932Wrong general, tranny. Go to >>580295954
>>580302932Nintendo finally hired that man and went full Unreal Engine slop
>>580302932This is because the shareholders are all the same geriatric fucks in each company’s
>>580303050KYS.
>Sega copies Zelda>BotW ""inspired"" Frontiers>OoT inspires ???
>>580303050Can I talk about Star fox in a Zelda thread?
>>580303185Wrong board, tranny. Suicides go to >>>/lgbt/
>>580300836Just spreading the good word
>>580303118What are you doing to become a shareholder and shape Sonic to your image?
Amigo drops today on CrossWorlds
>>580303585Yeah but we need to wait two more weeks for the anniversary patch with actual balance changes
>>580303547Idk, jerking off to Tangle’s feet i guess
>>580303585>Latino inclusionCrossworlds has gone WOKE...
>>580303585Game flopped, no one is playing it anymore.MKW is getting DLC announcement tomorrow. Nintendo wins as usual.
>>580303585Who? The teenage guy from sonic boom has more value to the franchise than whoever this is supposed to be>>580303825kek
>>580303585>Mom, how come Sega have 2 monke franchises?
>>580303585I haven't played that in a while I should go check out him and Aiai
Things ard getting too real...
>>580303825>Tangle's feet>they basically look like hands
>>580303585Neat, I finished the Axel festival but not sure I'll do it for Amigo
>>580304057SCANA or algo
TAIL!!
>>580304317Did you know a boxer is going to fight Tangle live on TV on September 11th?
>>580304083Poor Amigo
>>580300568Oh please, Sonic doesn't even run away from Amy anymore and Amy doesn't chase him anymore but she still loves him just as much as she always has
Here me out....
Hmph.
>>580304697SKINNEDdow
Amy is a nice girl
>>580304686>here meWhere?
I found you, faker!
>>580304942Sega really needs more monkey ball merch
>>580304686it isn't that big of a hear me out. my surgmy folder is like 200 images where as my sonurge folder is only 85
>>580304697Hehe, let’s all pretend to be the faker!
>"I won't repeat my grandfather's mistakes">gets his own cute polite daughteru and angsty hogIt's just in the Robotnik family I guess
>>580304934
>>580305772would
>>580305772would (molest)
>Sonic Lost World and Sonic Frontiers are SoJ canon version of Sonic X-Treme and Sonic Boom
>>580306463I never played Sonic Boom so I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that
>>580306857Shadow's crotch is completely unguarded
>>580301835I miss baddie
>>580306857Sonic Boom has Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Amy in abandoned ruin setting with story about an ancient technology advanced race called the Ancients
>>580307543>Look it up>It's realWell, I hope the next game is a bit more original
>>580307543No, that was Sonic Frontiers.
Mothafuka
>>580307912Next game is SoJ's version of Sonic Spinball
>>580307543You're talking about Frontiers.Boom was about eating bad fast food and having fun until Eggman showed up for his weekly ROBOTS ATTACK... unless he also wanted to have fun that week.
>>580308242>>580308000I'm pretty sure he means the Game.
Damn really only one anon here played the Boom games LMAO
>>580276765>Still projecting his shit ship onto a better oneKek Jean is better
I tried SA2 and i liked it
>>580308242Boom was about Eggman being the only reliable wingman helping Tails score with that cute fox girl while everyone else gave him terrible advice.And also my favourite lines in the show:>last time I had to sweet talk the guy into giving it to me, and by sweet talk, I mean threaten his family>I know, sir, that was me, but I've gotten divorced, so your threats are now meaningless, you're looking at a man with nothing to lose
>>580308428Lewd yuri
>>580308370Wait, there was a Sonic Boom game???
Sega put a lot of money into the Sonic Boom brand, no way in hell are they are gonna let those ideas go to waste
>>580308428Archie fan plays Sonic for the first time ever
>>580281162Anon made Duofag seethe after he explained how much Surge sucks in comparison to Jean
>>580308854Sunk cost fallacy
>>580308428What have you played so far?
>>580308887Archie Derangement Syndrome.
>>580308828why is this hot?
>>580308428>fionafag's transformation from secondary to primary...
>>580309129Because now we can draw Shadow lactating from his nipples
>>580308823There were two 3DS games, mobileslopa, and the Wii U came.It's the Wii U game that made Sonic Boom dead on arrival and nearly destroyed the franchise.
>>580308461Eggman was the best part of the whole show.
>>580309464The prize we had to pay for Bara Knuckles
>>580309540Sadly Eggman is always the best thing in these cartoons, whether it's Satan, the other cartoon where he's a warlord, or Boom.>>580309464Ha, so that's why the Boom designs didn't stick.
>>580308954I played until the island blew up, the controls are shit but it's an old game so i can understand. There's something really cool about tails busting inside a military base with a mech, and i appreciated knuckles gameplay too but i still have to cope with sonic's speed since i fell down the map dozens of times.Shadow first appearance is also cool, and amy is CUTE!
>>580309826>amy is CUTEAmen.What do you think of the music? Green Jungle was pretty popular.
>>580309464Sonic Boom was always going to be self-aware, self-deprecating, insincere, sarcasm-poisoned, millennial slop. Preventing it from releasing on the Wii U wouldn't have saved the franchise
>>580310152Okay boomer.
>>580310031I don't think i paid too much attention to the music, but i remember knuckles had this rap music i really disliked, the escape from the city one is iconic, tails stage music was fantastic and the jungle one is cool and really adds to the urgency of getting out as fast as you can.
>>580292330 >>580292846>Lanolin Anissa's Silver
Spyro developers have more soul put into gameplay than Sonic team have for their own money
>>580310567>I don't think I paid much attention to music, but [detailed review of each track]Just wait until you get Robotnik's route, I fucking love the... "metal harbour" one? Or Weapons Bed? I don't remember.
>>580310330Replace the B with a Z. Thank you kindly
>>580310676IC
>>580310706>Spyro >gameplay
>>580310762I'll see for myself, soon or later.>detailed reviewI'm proud of my ESL brain.
>>580310706The "spyro developers" killed the Crash IP.
>>580310786ok boomer
I thought Sparky was supposed to be a windfag. Why is he defending Sonamy?
OH YEAHHURRY TO THE UNEXPLORED LANDI'M NOT SCARED AT ALLARE YOU SCARED OF SOMETHING
>>580311267Amy is the breeze.
>>580311460No, Amy is the floating petals
I rub my clit so badly thinking of Shadow
Amy is the horny-i mean love
>>580309826>There's something really cool about tails busting inside a military base with a mechRight?!? Tails is really cool in his game.>amy is CUTE!Have no fear!
>>580312301Do you have an opinion or?
>>580312595I mean I love SA2. It's still my fave 3D Sonic game, though I think Heroes is probs the best 3D Sonic gameplay overall and what the series should use as a baseline.Also Amy is my fave character.
>>580313124Genocide Sonadow fujos
Sparky... that was... you were... Wow...
>>580312301>Have no fear!She made me vomit rainbows after that line. Little cute pink rat!>If i tell you, will you marry me? sonic?Goddamn you fangirl.
Amy is a good girl who doesn't do anything bad. She wouldn't even sit in a chair without asking first.
>>580314549she has (or had) a bit of an opportunistic side when it comes to attract sonic
>>580314510We need more of Lanolin's mom
Barry if he female
>>580316646Barry is they/them and the only likeable one in media.
I'd totally fuck Barry up the ass
>>580316807I would be more inclined to believe the non-binary stuff if he looked more like pic related or somethingDrawing a boy and then calling him something else with no real basis is really annoying to me
>>580317081Come to think of it this panel is the only ‘official’ depiction of him that doesn’t look entirely male, which is funny because its someone maliciously pretending to be something their not
>non-binaryJust say he's a fag and likes to dress like a fag.
How does Knuckle's back smell like?
I forgot they even announced these at the anniversary stream.
>>580317476Worse than sticks
I didn't know tanukis are not actually raccoons, they're classified as freaking canines.I love canines.
>Movie Sonic is the most famous version of Sonic at the moment>OoT remake giving Link a more realistic lookSonic's next model is going to be a shitshow.>>580316807Female Blobians have long eyelashes, males do not. It's like their version of an Adam's apple or pelvis bones. Barry is a guy.
>>580317715I forgot the Switch 2 Edition of Frontiers is even more pointless, kek
>>580317715
>>580317081Pic related looks like an uwu girlreally sonic characters lack meaningful dimorphism besides eyelashes or clothes most of the time.
Special delivery for Anon
You know.I think It's OK Sonic is multimedia because videogames kinda suck nowwhoaa...
>>580318905That would be okay if any of his other media was actually good.
>>580318828I open up a package containing anthrax and we both die
>>580309071You posted an Archie character.
Sonamyfags ruin another thread with their seething
>>580319272Spaaaaarrrrkkkyyyyyyy
>>580309826You are shit, not the controls. Get good.
>>580318905This decade is absolute shit.Last decade was nothing but a taste of this amount of faggotry, but this decade it's truly turbo normalfaggotry conformism and slop/grifting at full speed.
>people hated frontiers because it looked like they hired this man>nintendo literally hired that man for zeldalooks like we won bros
>>580318970Prime and the films are high quality
>9pm>issue still not leaked
>>580319381>slop/griftingI hearby coin the term "slopgrifting"
>>580319404Spending alot of money ≠ high quality
>Sega still begging Nintendo fans to come backThis might genuinely be the worst set of games sold as a collection ever. Each game is sold at $50 which also happens to be the average Metacritic score of each game here
>>580319664Imagine playing colors, forces and frontiers back to backYou’d never want to play a videogame ever again
>>580319664I wouldn't even recommend this to my worst enemy
>>580319272Best Sonic ship because Sonamy is shit and restricts the wind
>>580319651Well considering you can make slop for fun, slopgrifting is truly a thing.
>>580319651>this is what AI looked like 4 years ago
>>580319664Get the one on the right.
>>580319662I don't know what else you think high quality means.
>>580320181I don’t think YOU know what high quality means, retard
High quality is when people give me all their money! Because i made a really great deal for myself DO OH OH OH OOOOOOOOH!
Sparky didn't win the debate, he just proved he doesn't care about Japanese Sonic. Sonic would never slow down for Amy. Real windfags agree with me.
Nic
>>580320519You keep saying this like non-shipfag Amyfags don't agree with you.
>>580320519Nophono cares, go find something better to do than wasting all your life spreading drama online.
>snorting catnip off Amy's ass
>>580320610Sick
>>580320634Sonamyfags come here every day to spread drama. What are you talking about? We all just wanted to talk about Surge.
>>580320519>i-is sparky-sama gone!? if he know’s i’m here i’m finished!
>>580320847Shut the fuck up you astroturfing nigger, waste of oxygen.
>>580287243Eggman is like the left pic with other villains too. Ian is the one who tries to make it the right pic.
hot and sweaty naps with Lanlolin
Uh oh bestie melty
>>580320847>Sonamyfags come here every day to spread drama.You know as well as I do that it's >>580321334 this faggot right here.
>>580320748wtf Sonic is anti-Trump?
Today duo wants a lot of kicks in the balls.
>>580321756Well he did have a whole PSA about how rape is bad.
>>580321750??? Whats the screenshot about
>>580321750It's the same guy. Leave it until he goes back genning porn as he should.
Most of the arguments on sthg are because of Sonamyfags getting triggered about a post they don't like
Imagine staning shiturge kek
Look at this mythological creature.
>>580322175He looks like a cartoon pumpkin that was given life and i want to cut him open and pull out all his seeds
>>580321750What am I supposed to look for in this inage
Sonurge makes Sonamyfags seething
shopping for new yoga pants with Vanilla after her fat ass rips right through the last pair
>Those scwey shippas fighting daily ova the scwey ships and shitting up the thwed. if you ship has sonic hedgehog in it then it's not canon. yuji naka says so
>>580322071Sonurge faggotry aside, this characted died as a stillborn. Otherwise she would be really cool.
>>580322365>>580321935The first shipper to sling shit is the Sonurge Spiderfaggot, every single thread.
>>580322643And where is the drama exactly
I couldn't possibly care less about canon
>>580322358kek, he would be a good halloween decoration
>>580322532Sonic is a stonecold chastity truecel
>>580322696Manufactured by the same faggot astroturfing. Are you stupid? Keep up.
>>580322643What is wrong with comparing the character dynamics?
>>580322710I found a picture of you.
>>580322841I cant see the drama, do you feel personally attacked by the ship?
>>580322843This may be hard for you to understand, but Spider-Man is not on topic in /sthg/. Posting Spider-Man pics and only saying "Surge" or "Sonurge" does not suddenly make it on topic.
>>580322710Sonamyfags don't care about Sonic
>>580322986So it's bad to compare similar characters, bestie?
>>580322996because 100% of them are amyfags. duuh
>>580323141It's bad to spam off-topic shit, you stupid faggot. Kill yourself.
Gays and fujos I'm not horny anymore. I'm cured.
>>580323204How is it off topic when Spidey x Jean is literally Sonurge
>2 days ago>post about sonamy on r/sonicthehedgehog on reddit>some guy preaches windshit>downdooted till collapse>2 years ago>I preach windshit on reddit on a sonamy vs sonaze post>downdooted till collapse
Sonamyfags think it's bad to compare characters with the same personality
>>580323551Surge
You will never get a tsundere gf in a love-hate relationship.
>>580323551meanwhile they were doing so like 2/3 weeks ago with some anime. it's only good if it serves their ship
>>580323543Nobody hates wind shit more than Sonamyfags
>>580323674Amyfags love comparing their crackship to other things
>Melting this much over his electric lesbian crackship
>i'm a sonurge fag and even i'm sick of the fucking marvel shit
The gangs all here
Surge loves ‘Nic
Date your own waifu yourself
Surge looks like she'd have a cute butthole
sneaking onto Angel Island with Rouge to enjoy a passionate night of stealing the Master Emerald
Fiona and surge burning the city.
>>580324382Sonic is never gonna marry a human Naka. Stop projecting and let it go.
>>580324574Post it.
>>580324678He is not marrying anyone, you're right. not even pink hedgehogs, brown squirrels, purple cats, or green goblins
What's stopping you from making your own anime big titty Sonic ripoff, anon?
>>580319404High quality slop at best.
>>580324854Stop shilling this shit dude
>>580324776>or green goblins
>>580324881?This is my first time posting about it since I learned it existed three days ago
>>580322843The fact that these comparisons only expose how shit Shiturge is unlike Jean lol
>>5803248542000 hours of drawing skills, financial support, a marketing strategy programmers and the sfx/musician department.
>>580325146??? what comparisons
>>580324563Sonic is a good boyfriend. He knows what Amy's favorite food is and gets it for her
>>580325194The character dynamic for one thing.
>>580323987>KDE Plasma
telling sticks we're going to uncover the mysteries of the secret lake as a ruse for getting her to take her annual bath
>>580324563I read this in Lisa Ortiz's Amy voice.
>>580325380Looks like a sweet club for poweruser dorks can I join?
>>580325760And a happy ching chong ling long wappatong to you too.
>>580325723The smelliest gf.
>>580325730I miss her Amy voice
Last Barry of the thread
>>580325759Fi'!
Last Sonurge of the thread
>>580325827kek
>>580326181>Sonic if it was more popular in Japan
>>580325759Sure just install CashyOS
https://chao.party/AI made thisAI is the future of Sonic btw
>>580325981I do, too, but we can't go back anymore, unfortunately.
>>580326115'iona!
>>580326412not playing your slop
>>580323987>>580325380Brothers.>>580326352I'm on Nobara, though.
>>580326541you're the gorgous as always
>>580326554Get with the times libtard
>>580326412I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>580326181>barry on the leftAnon what have you done! You made me a liar!
>>580326018You can still post like 16 more
>>580326627*gorgeous
>>580326485I also really miss Jason Griffith. He was the best voice actor for Sonic in my opinion
>>580326625It's ok I also use Fedora on another pc
>>580326181>blaze catching a whiff of sticks
I go to sleep, Fi' takes my place so (You) won't run out of vixens. G'night.
>>580324776https://youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes?t=20Naka, Naka, Naka da God!!!I'm gonna code a hog~Only got 16 bits and blast processing~I'm Yuji Naka, out here with Ohshima~Making fucking Icons~
>>580326845Zoom zoom
final trip of the thread
>those dogshit collections announcedAnd /sthg/ would kill me if I chose the classic bundle over the modern bundle if I had to pick
Chris Thorndyke isn't a bad character.
>>580326181Who’s oc is that next to Amy?
>>580327698/sthg/ wouldn't care. and not that anyone cares what /sthg/ has to say
>>580327698Would you buy this?
>>580327698That's the only one worth buying. The other one has Colors and fucking Forces.
>>580327854Anything will be done to play Sonic Kinoes
>>580327854Why can't they make it for the PS4 and PS5 too? Nintendo Switch is a normie console made by an extremely greedy company
>>580326352>ArchMy rival...
>>580328064You kinda stumbled into the answer there
>>580327854>only three games
>>580327854Only if they use Dreamcast graphics for Adventure, then it'll be the Kino Collection.
>>580325723Sticks take frequent baths in woods near a waterfall
>>580328737Thats what she wants the government to think
>>580326412Why are /sthg/babs like this?
>>580328737Yea... mudbaths... and not the good clean mud you'd find in a spa even though this is a screen from the spa episode
SA1 and SA2 decomp when?
>>580328343Nintendo Switch is a console for s o y boys. SA1 and SA2 deserve the fullscreen treatment on PS$ and PS5. The Nintendo Switch would only lower their graphics and frame rate
>>580328880In character
Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, & Sonic 06 Collection.
>>580329651>& Sonic 06
>>580327854No.It's time for the Dreamcast Collection...>Sonic Adventure (Japanese + Limited Edition + International)>Sonic The Hedgehog Pocket Adventure>Sonic Shuffle>Sonic Adventure 2: The Trial>Sonic Adventure 2and Sonic Adventure 3 prototype
>>580329881The prototype was Sonic Unleashed.
>>580329881They never made it to prototype. All they had was a rough story outline, and that was recycled into Unleashed
>>580329881Who the fuck is ripping Rumble models for literally anything?
>>580330232thanks sega i will jerk off to nights
>>580326412Are we getting an AI decompilation of SA2?Also why is it raided
>>580330263Sonic Crossworlds mods
>>580330232This year, Sega didn't even change their profile pic to a rainbow. We need to keep pushing back until they stop it with the progressive politicking and LGBT worship
>>580330416Why are there two tychos
>>580330416This shitty picture is why I can never afford a new PC ever again.
>>580330607>>580330607>>580330607
>>580330416Amazing job.
>>580330505>we
>>580327854SAWWWWNIKKK KIIIINNNNNOOOOOEEESSSS!!SAWWWWNIKKK KIIIINNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOooooeeessss!
>>580326352Random unrelated shit in the SA1 pose is one of my favorite memes.
>>580328064>switch >normies>as opposed to PS5LolSwitch is for the gaming equivalent of DisneyAdults.Playstation is the normie slop console.
>>580330557More importantly, why is the one dressed as Gabe calling the other Gabe?
>>580293825>>580323987You retards keep arguing about Spider-Man and Jean Grey when the perfect comparison for this dynamic is literally Oshi No Ko. Sonic is Aqua. He's aloof, always moving forward on his own path (freedom/adventure), and absolutely refuses to let himself get tied down by a conventional romantic relationship because of his core drive. He cares, but he won't stop for anyone.Amy is literally Kana Arima. She doesn't want to chain him down; she spends her entire character arc improving herself (getting faster, becoming a hero, learning to fight) just so she can stand on the same stage as him and run by his side. Kana's whole "I'm going to be your star and make you look at me!" motivation is exactly what Amy does. She is the bright, positive light that relentlessly chases the aloof guy without forcing him to change his nature. Meanwhile, Surge is just a toxic, hyper-violent Akane. Duofag thinks Surge represents "adventure," but she's just a destructive enabler. Just like Akane enables Aqua's self-destructive revenge plot instead of saving him from it, Surge would just be a toxic mess that brings out the worst, most violent aspects of a dynamic. SonAmy works because, just like Kana with Aqua, Amy's relentless chasing and pure dedication is the only thing that can actually reach a guy who refuses to stop running. She's the anchor he can always rely on without feeling trapped. Duofag wouldn't understand this because he has zero media literacy and just wants edgy electric lesbian crackships.
>>580330416>>580330656>AI slop>I II II I_ slop
>>580332286Surge is like Jean Sonic is like Spider ManIt's easy to understand if you aren't retarded
>>580332286>You retards keep arguing about Spider-Man and Jean GreyNo. Only ONE person here keeps pushing that retarded meme and laughing at his own (unfunny) joke.
Why Sega so scared to port SA1 and SA2 to modern consoles?
