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ryan LOVE
CREEKU SEXU
does this need to be pace + medium or is it pace or medium (either)?
>what's your dream?>uhhhhhhh stew
Tachyon LOVE
>>580335171Pace + medium. There's no such thing as the latter in this game.
>>580335171Both pace and medium
>>580335176I'm in the soup
V status?
>Pt 1 Day 7: Train together with 5 supporters at the same time in CareerIm guessing the easiest way to do this is run same shit (sprint, power etc) right?
HAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESU
wahey
>>580335371rape
>>580335171the only ones that are either or are the skills that are only for styles see pic related
>>580335364Don't worry too much about that challenge. If you run enough support cards that have specialty priority, you'll just get spooked by it.
>>580335171If a skill description uses a comma then it's AND, if it uses a slash, then it's OR
>>580335197the mountains are coming home
frontGODSPost your pull plansall the way to 2029 if possible
>>580335560doesnt the pull planner only go up to 8 entries or whatever
>>580334873That's probably what happened IRL
room matches...doko...
Holy shit those are some stats.
>>580335197Me on the left
>>580335651host them yourself
I love when umas move their ears around.
>>580335716anons are mean and will write my name itt
>>580335716rape
I want Fuji Kiseki to bust me. Lately the weather has been fair these days, and for some reason, my face feels like it's about to melt any second now. Went to rest a little after I checked up for any hints of a fever, thankfully it resulted negative, but deep down I know what's eating me from the inside: my own trainee Fuji Kiseki. When I see her talking with her juniors, I can't help but feel tinges of green and pink swirling inside me; "It should've been me", "I wish to be the little girl", my inner thoughts begged. You heard me right: I harden whenever Fuji performs her "gallant prince" act, however, I know better than that, as I constantly keep my relationship with Fuji as nothing but professional. But now at midnight, alone, sit, in my dorm room, in order to maintain that posture, I must let out my necessities. With my secret stash of Fuji photography, I start rubbing one out, thinking everything about Fuji Kiseki: her caring elder sister personality, her drive that defied a career-ending injury, but also, her hips, her large, round and sweaty I-cups, her barely covered by a tie but enchanting cleavage whenever she wears her race outfit, her 'ikemen' persona – as more details of her keep clouding my mind, I grow larger and more solid – until I stop at her face. Those gaudy cerulean eyes, her pristine smile, her proud expression she makes after a race or a live and its exuding beauty that captivates her fans. My inner desires beg me to besmirch that face with my liquids, I wholeheartedly agree, but it's for the best that I keep that to myself, or else, what if Fuji were to find out? She'd probably be disgusted at the unpretty sight of me using footage of his own trainee for personal and ulterior satisfaction, strangely, my groin twitches even harder at the thought. [1/2]not the same anon who used to post like this but I figured that I wanted to try writing one Fuji fic myself
1 more month....
>>580335371she does tend to say this.
>>580335749i will only be mean to you if you are a xogger
>1/2please, just host your own blog site instead of dumping it here
>>580335035Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
I kissed my phone because I saw my trainee.Like I didn't even realize I did it until after I did it, it was just completely impulsive. Help.
>>580335560The front umas you wantThe must have cards like pasa and scenario cardsBourbon wit, Falco Speed, Tap Dance SpeedUuuuuh guess that's it
>>580335749so what, ignore them>>580335687>now you remember lvl 5 fuji kiseki event last boss battle agains't Riko's umas before the event got nerfedwell, not you newfriend but some anons sure do
what if I joined rooms and just doxxed everyone in them all the time
Took me one retry, but I beat the video game.
>>580335967based newcutie
>>580335964ok V
>>580335964doxxing only holds meaning if it's focused towards one person
>>580335967Poor Happy Meek...
>>580335964it's brown behaviour but it can't be helped if you are brown
>>580335091>guts is situationally good on some CMsthat's not really what "Guts Meta" means, but I'll grant it. There have been a few CMs where long final straights made dueling pretty strong, so high guts was good.
>>580335882i will apply in 25m
Wish I knew about this skill they'll give me at the end. Wasted it some firm ground stuff earlier.
Oh yeah that happened I guess
>>580335964The only people who care aren't particularly mentally stable so it doesn't really matter all that much
>>580336147Every scenario has one
>>580335967based newfag>train Bakushin>only press speed training all career>win careerit's just that easy>operaO.png
>>580335560Kita WhiteHeliosRamonuBourbon witPasaChristmas PalmerTicket Red KitaOrfevre Nishino powerFalco speed (can be skipped if you have SoE)Still speedMaya catDaiwa/ShakurNY AceRudolf witMachan ValentineAi speedTamamo powerStego gutsTeio speedBourbon powerAir Groove speedEbayan witGay BakushinTap Dance speedDoto stamSeiun SummerEpi
There's no point of me rerolling any of this at my current level right?
was gonna host a room but it's better to wait 1 hour or so... I want to wait for Ryan danchou to finish his ace rooms I want to see if he can make the ultimate Ryan...
>>580336351Nope, just ignore it for now
>>580336351yes, it's poo poodon't waste tp even as a newcutie
>>58033636321 minutes until my auto run is up :)
>>580335035
which city would you fug
>>580335560I'm only really confident through about August of next year, and I have some non-front pulls, but it can't be helped>CB>Brian>Ramonu>Gentildonna>Still in LoveI will acquire these wives no matter what.
>>5803364512 hours then, but you better join
>>580335767>>580335876Your wish is my command.https://rentry.co/9vneyguo
>>580336564i will. hopefully i get lucky with sparks on the first go around, luckily ive got parents with end closer sparks and uma stan on a dober
>>580336515Espoir is objectively hot, but Shichi can't be beaten.
Uma&Co has a spot open for one trainer! Friendly, fun and accepting community! A+ comfy! (40-45m monthly)
>>580336081No, I mean that past 2nd anni except there's a specific skill you need for all races 2000m and under you use a guts cardIt becomes even more prevalent after 3rd anni, Orfevre guts is so strong you use a guts card in every deck even for long. There's also a new mechanic called Stamina contest added during 3rd anni. Basically for races over 2200m your extra stam is converted into speed so you want 1700 stam even if it's only 2200m and you are XOguriEvery decks are divided between 2200m+ where you use a stam card and 1000-2100m where you use a guts card. (with the exception of stam Doto for the last Satsuki Sho LoH since she's a scenario card)
>>580336351no and you should add some whales to borrow good parent umas
I love my genius wife!Listen to her new solo, it's great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1qVGXvNB3Q
We haven't had enough pandering, we need a hag uma that's already married to torena-san at the career's start
is the only way to make usable aces to inherit 20 stam sparks and not use a stam/power card?
>>580336885thatll be mejiro titan
finally 9* stam but absolute horse shit white sparks i don't know why i even try anymore
>>580336885me and who
>>580336885the bride ramonu literally calls you "husband" and says "I love you" to you during her unique
>>580336878your wife is the sluttiest
What's good to buy in the daily shop?
>>580336515where Tap
>>580336885But then they can't pretend that the girl is totally only 17
>>580337028literally everything. you should have more than enough money to do so by doing clanked runs
>>580337025>"I love you"Like racing, right?
>>580337028Stars firstClocksEventually you can start buying everything
>>580336885Best you will get is local Torena and local uma being married before transferring to central (career start)
frying Bourbon's circuits by nutting inside her
>>580336885oh nononononono look at the top of Opera O's head
>>580337028the uma stars, shoes you don't have, the parfaits and clocks
>>580337226yeah, fuji sucks me off daily behind the bleachers
>>580337025Not the same.>>580337091With all the bullshit they have in the career stories now they could easily have it be something like "the uma is older and failed to attain her dream when younger and settled down, now she's trying again with her husbando">>580337221But that's Taiki, why do you think she has hair with that specific shade of brown?
don't look at umajp
OOGA! Strong tribe Mambo (379642070) want ONE rock grabber for big booga hunt!Big bananas! join fast. Give stone with secret ID number to or sign on club cave!
>>580335560kitawhite, wahey, twin supercharger, beach Senna and tachyon, Satono crown... I counldnt find when wit bourboun releases so I didnt list it
When will they expand this to like 1000? I hate having to keep deleting shit before I can start a new career
>>580337327that's cute, awww he's so cute unlike that other ugly horse
>>580337421id join solely because of this post if i wasnt a danchou
So where's the naked uma mod? Is it undetectable and shit?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>580337521Sure you would
>>580337482Doto is always cute
>>580337301fuji does that to everyone. you're not special.
>>580337482I swear to god I wrote Taiki instead of the first cute what the fuck happened
>>580336885
>>580335560Tack on the Helios & Palmer alts. No clue what lies beyond that.
>>580337463You'll eventually be able to, though you'll have to spend carats.
Dare I say, Horse hours?
>>580337632Are you really skipping Kitasan White and V.Fujin?
>>580337595evil horse jail
>>580337327
>1400 speed>Double S aptitudesLet me believe it’s enough
>>580337653Always is
>>580337749Yup
>>580337647>Look at me I'm the staygold fag look lookwhy can't you ever post without being an attention whore
>>580337801If you're an end then it's fine
>>580337028start by buying all the stars and clocksthen the shoes and parfaitspretty soon you can just buy everything, but wait until you've built up a few million monies before you do that.
hors
>>580337792He just likes going in small places
>>580337653
>>580337421extremely high quality recruitment post fellow mambro
give me my 2* stam 2* med/turf parent so I can start making aces already
>>580337647Fuck that's expensive. Guess I'll just have to learn to let go of my older umas
american (kinda) uma LOVE
>>580337803>Baits him by pretending he was going away>When Opera O lowers his guard he goes for the killthis was predetermined
>>580337838Bricked
>>580335560I don't plan more than one scenario in advance
>>580338181based, thinking is overrated
btw new guy, this is one of our pet whales548180808518follow him for meta card borrows
>>580338128Has been for some time
>>580336552you're missing falco speedbut you should easily be able to afford it since 200 for every uma is a very pessimistic estimate
What is she thinking about?
>>580336552what site is this
>>580338274>no oguri borrowtsk tsk slacking off on the buhiiing i see...
>>580338204Air Groove is the ultimate momHer casual outfit is the most mom-coded outfit in the gameMeanwhile rudolf's casual outfit is the most dad-coded outfiteven has dad glasses
>>580338115cute CUTE No Reason
Is there anywhere I can see my total lifetime fans across all honses?
>>580338436umacaratcalculator.comhe replaced the google sheet with a vibe coded sloppa app
is the only way to make usable aces to inherit 20 stam sparks and not have to use a stam/power card?
>>580338539well it's not the only one but it is the best
>>580335882sent
>>580338531profile trainer card -> progress details -> fans total
>>580338537I've just been using the planner on uma.moethe same place that has the timeline I've been using
>>580338115>no reasonPosted!
>keep hearing Kitasan Blanco is must-have ace and parent>fine I'll pull her >add her to plan>look her up on Gametora>wtf>0.1 accel and .35 velocity for 4s>0.05 accel and .15 velocity for 2.4s when inherited>this is dogshit>fume about it>anons call me retard, say reread skill >current velocity increase>oh>tosenjordan.pngHazukashi......
>>580338564but my chud has 0%sp bonus and 20% stam
where's my daily dose of uma&co leaks?
>>580338630I will simply borrow Kita Blanco until she randomly appears in my account. Worked for the first 6 months of playing, it'll work for the next.
>>580338712don't check the umajp thread
>>58033870318*Speed is the other wayBut that is also annoying to farm
>>580338391true, but I'm already risking it by dumping my 100 tickets on Brian Blaze. It's the first time I'm doing this and it might fuck me over, dumping on a banner without a spark prepared. I've had to go to pity on uma banners before, so I always plan 200 pulls. I hope and pray I get Brian within 100 pulls.......but it's fucking stupid to do what I'm doing, do not do what I'm doing.
what the fuck you're early
>>580338712the erper left, sis....
>>580338746I did this for SMaru, and I still don't have her to this day
https://files.catbox.moe/q44ani.mp4
>>580338628no reason has a great chibe
>>580338408Hopefully about nice things..
>>580338839holy unc meme
>>580337792>>580337595They finally got him? I thought investigation stalled because they couldn't attribute any motivation to the crime
>>580338802oh yeah, always make sure "max pulls" >= 200, but it should only take 104 pulls on average
>>580338839now cut out just the dab so i can use it
oh shit. now i gotta hope for an end closer spark to get it to a...
>>580338408an elegant witticism perfectly embedded in a particular Edo-era haiku
>>580338839Why is this taking so fucking long to load compared to other webms?
>>580339106virus
>>580338993Yeah. I'm hopeful I get lucky on a few of the 4 uma banners and don't have to pity all of them. I luckshitted both my Tachyon/LH and Smaru/Finemoaner banners so I'm braced for shit luck too.
>>580338864She has a really dedicated Chibi artist who draws a lot of No Reason x Tore, and she also occasionally gets a really cool aura farming piece every now and thenShe will be very big with shounen fans once she hits global I imagine
>>580339106
>>580338986>doto>motivationSome horses just want to see the world burn
¿sniɹis noʎ ǝɹⱯ
>>580339106>he got pwned
>>580338839i bounce like this
>>580338712There's nothing to leak without Umama. /uma/ club is the ERP club now.
>>580339140>>580339189>>580339276I didn't download it, I just opened the embed
>>580335967Well Bakushin'ed!
>>580339369It loaded normally for me, your PC failed the Wit check
>>580339369Yeah and what do you think happens to that file? It goes into your memory. Congrats it's now on your system until something else takes up it's space
>>580339269>no red x anywherebad design
>>580335967Bakushin!Keep her veteran forever!
>>580339369When you open an embed you are effectively downloading a file. This is true of anything you look at online, just because it's in the browser doesn't mean it didn't get cached on your drive. The ISP still sees you did it and you're still liable if it's illegal where you live. Take this knowledge and go forward less dumbly.
>>580339369bro I don't want to scare youbut your video card is dying
>>580339369>he thinks he needed to download
>>580338961>This used to be a goldshit image>Then AGNES>Then Ogu>Then XYZ horse the trash poster want to shit on at a given month
>>580339369onii chan's PC belongs to curren now, ehe
>>580339369>I didn't download it, I just downloaded to the %TEMP% folderI'm so sorry
>>580339593What the fuck are you talking about?
>>580339486>>580339510>>580339543>>580339557>>580339610>>580339651I'm aware of how cached temp files work, that isn't what I mean. I mean this very specific webm >>580339549See this I can actually believe because this 1070 is really getting up there in age.
>>580339607agnes doesn't stand a CHANCE against gimlet
almost 600 speed junior year, already got 5 songs and my 15% bonusI shouldn't right
>>580339852Go to hell
>>580339852like 90 bucks after shipping and taxes
>>580339806anime mad scientists are infinitely overpowered though
>>580339907yeah you shouldn't
>>580339852erotic creature
>>580339531
>>580339852>Oguri doll standing upcursed image
>>580339691your mental illness, and your lack of reading comprehension
>>580339994ho, ho, hee, hoo
>>580340006I just like to post that image when I see a Curren Chan post
Lotsa onsens lately.
>>580340134sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>580339942got it, but what nowthe cards not at orange are only 1 training away, should I still take the charming energy or 2 heals
>>580339907Anything that is below 25% is a fair gamble for my aces.I'm willing to gamble even harder if a run is going poorly. All it takes is getting lucky one time on a sufficiently high paying gamble to turn a bad run into an ace.On the same token, I will ALWAYS take the winning chakra for the acupuncturist. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
>>580339698>https://github.com/advisories/GHSA-c9x3-cmj9-8pxm>Out of bounds read and write in Codecs in Google Chrome prior to 150.0.7871.115 allowed a remote attacker to potentially exploit heap corruption via a crafted video file. (Chromium security severity: High)>https://issues.chromium.org/issues/40084020?utm_source=chatgpt.comLoading stuff isn't necessarily safe, onii-chan. I'm already in
>>580340229I'm too scared to take responsibility for this choice anon. But energy-20 and mood down shouldn't be too punishing at this point. Just take Charming if you're not feeling it
>>580340297based gambler sharing his luck, hope this is a good one>>580340385looks like I'm feeling it
>>580340229heals seem reasonable, it's basically 340SP for free and you'll get some energy next turn
>>580340361Your first and only mistake was thinking I was trapped in here with you.
>>580340361RAPE
>>580340447Oh shit, goodluck anon!
Do you get anything out of this at all?
>>580340464I don't think a curren chan poster is going to be upset about your 28 gigabytes of dolphin porn
>>580340584your trainee's happiness
>>580340584hints for straightaway recovery and mood up
>>580340447Oh fuck no my gacha luck is terrible, but sometimes I have shocking career luck.Also I can't remember if the +20 to all stats is the winning chakra or the body chakra, but whatever it is, it's the stats chakra and it has the lowest success rate out of all of them. I always take it.
>>580339852>oguri fears THIS
>>580340361>Chrome
Do you guys not virus scan everything you download, just in case? Like yeah ok I don't expect much to happen from random shitpost webms that get posted to /uma/ for the funnies, but regardless?
>>580340649that's the strenght chakra I knew you meant that, but I was asking about the winning one for the heals which is what you said or the charm, didn't want to gamble THAT hard so I went along
>>580340749you'd have to be retarded to not with the advent of AI.
>>580340749i trvst you :D
I just got a mood up for going into a race. Are these mood swings completely random? Scarlet gave me 3 minus moods with her hair before.
>>580340749I even have defender disabled
>>580340749>I don't expect much to happen from random shitpost webms that get posted to /uma/ for the funniesYou're aware that you can hide files inside pics and .webms, right?
>>580340865There's better free options than windows defender anyway. Bitdefender Free is a resource hog but it catches more. Kaspersky was great and lightweight but then it got banned in the US.
started a clanking run without loading an agenda award
>>580340749if you're so paranoid to scan everything like that you'd have an easier time running your browser in a sandbox
>>580340856Not This Time is a comeback mechanic from a lost race
>>580340749catbox is made in a way that you can't upload executables into files
Do I give one of them up? they're practically next to each other
>>580340856Mood changes from sources other than recreation or scenario-specific mechanics are mostly random yeah. I don't think you can ever lose mood going into a race like that, anyway - it's always up not down. You can potentially lose mood after in certain cases, but that's rare.
alright, ive got an end closer ryan. she aint pretty, but i wanna test herhost a room>>580336363
>>580341037Yes, Still
>>580340927That isn't what I meant, I meant moreso that this general isn't exactly the place where getting fucked like that is likely to happen, not that that doesn't happen at all
I got a general question. For using Lates and Ends, if I get the professor curve skill and the track has curves very early, is the skill wasted? I'd assume managing these skill activations per track and stuff is endgame mumbo jumbo.
>>580341073uhhh I wanted to make a new Teio but join upcm19883532008835320088353200
>>580341249dont worry bwo, shes not a good end ryan. just spitballin to see what sticks atm
>>5803410371LB SiL, you'll use SiL + falco for one scenario but then replace SiL with Ai
>>580341259>no tits>still sagWhat
>>580340927this was a problem on 4chan like a decade ago and you get an error message if you try uploading images or videos with embedded files now
>>580340810There is an argument to be made for the charm chakra if its early enough into a run, but my heart belongs to the stats.
>>580335767Only stopped posting them because a lot of what I was writing felt repetitive. I still want Fuji Kiseki to do a lot to me.
>>580341295>>580341249wow that was absolute shit on my endback to the drawing board after my new auto run ends
>>580341308Is it okay to ask for a list of scenario necessary cards? many thanks anondacchi
>>580341259I hated dabbing when they desperately wanted us to think it's cool and the "new thing" to do. Now I think it's funny because they just embraced that it looks fucking retarded
umasumi
>>580341249>spectating disabled
>>580341457
>>580341316they bounced too much
>>580340658You'd think adblockers being killed in chrome would be the final straw but apparently only like 3% of youtube watchers even used adblock (which really makes you wonder why google is so dead set against them if it's that small) anyway
>>580336885Unfortunately since you can be a trainer (female) they can't do this
>>580341316it's the best
>>580341432oguri stole 6th, let's try again maybe it was a fluke134021561340215613402156
>>580341546me on the left, kissing my cute chud wife
cm19 status?
>>580341657bwos...
>>580335767most relatable post in this thread
>>580341605someone beat me to it bwo... also i dont think its a fluke, my bright and dober can kinda consistently get second with a few firsts eeked out in pubs, but this end ryan aint doin it, highest so far is 6th in 8 rooms. but ill join again if you make another room
>>5803415493% of 122m is still 3million, which is 3 million people bypassing something a bunch of other people are paying for.
>>580341657still loopin
Don't stop, no don't stop tee feenee.
>>580341598They just have to hold out until 2027 then>>5803415493% of watchers is still something like close to 120 million people so even if it's a tiny percentage it's literally hundreds of millions of dollars.
>>580341210>I'd assume managing these skill activations per track and stuff is endgame mumbo jumboI wouldn't say endgame but for now it is important to grab the skills that "work" in a given race, at some point we will start getting so many skill points that you just grab anything that can proc in the race
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZ>https://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZhttps://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZ>https://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZhttps://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZ
>>580341657who even cares anymore
>>580341785I'm taking the correct style and distance stuff, but I'm talking about things like specifically during corners, uphill, etc.
>>580341778>They just have to hold out until 2027 thenW-what happens then?>>580341657I built literally 1 uma for it and forgot to give it any stamina....whoops
>>580341743alright, let's try again this podium win doesn't count!353450773534507735345077
>>580341435i'm not confident but i think all of them are pretty much best in slot for a while after they release for frontsthe only other big cards fronts need are bobo wit, falco speed, scarlet wit (same banner as shakur stamina), bobo power, i guess tap dance city speed
>>580340927can you hide autorun executables in them?
>>580341657Deep in the loops. I literally just got my first usable grandparent today.
>>580341657not even trying for this hogslop
>>580341876That's what I meant by "work". Some skills give you more benefit in specific races because of the racetrack configuration
>>580342003>this podium win doesn't count!oh, okay
>>580342003yeah... its back to the drawing board for this ryan. my late ryan is somewhat okay right now, but this current end ryan is terrible. i need more speed, a LOT more speed
>>580338839POV you are Falco
>>580342003Enable spectate pleassee
>>580341963>W-what happens then?Japanese SC makes a ruling on gay marriage. Currently it's not legal nationwide in Japan but 33 of the 47 prefectures have passed laws to make it legal in all but name (basically doing the whole "civil unions" thing we had in the US for a bit) where they live.So if the ruling says yes then we can have a trainee married to their torena even if you pick a female
>>580337375We are here talking about trainers' drama, poaching, and club hopping. They are talking about real Uma drama, changing their club and poaching over there
>>580342267Thank you based Japanese law knower. >Gotta wait until 2027 to go to japan and marry my /uma/ bf
>>580341604Digitan with a saggy/pudgy look is super erotic for some reason
my cute fagwife
>>580342170yeah, I see you're using that brick Creek, I'm not a good trainer but I'd recommend investing into stamina sparks... thanks for joining>>580342181sorry anon, annoying things happens when that's enabled
>>580342319>Mind Your Biscuits (deceased)For some reason this line is making me laugh a lot
Lost at the finals with Vodka. At least she beat Happy Meek.
So I need to remake a bunch of my umas but I also want fans for my club. I have my el condor pasa scheduled for like +15 additional races. Is that a good start? Im not even sure she will clear the campaign since I only gave her a super creek for stamina cards lol.
>>580342482Was Vodka cool, at least?
>>580342461>annoying things happens when that's enabledelaborate
The real Mambo
>>580342461the problem i currently have is that the parents i have with end sparks have jackshit in the way of stamina sparks, and the ones on uma.moe with good end closer sparks, given the amount i need, also dont have good stamina, so i cant just bite the bullet and run a 3rd speed with her as i'll then probably be horribly understammedbut ive got time, ill work something out. THIS TIME IS THE TIME I WIN WITH RYAN FOR A CM
>>580342536idle career race wins are based on aptitude only
>>580342482>Newcutie experiencing the vodka humiliation ritual Good pick though, she's pretty cool
>>580342461Can you post the teio at least
>>580342561last time a meteorite fell on my head
>>580342482Drop a strength card and add some speed. Go ahead and level them up to like 20 if you can afford it too. Those gray cards are actually just fine for clearing the game. Some of them are even really useful for hints later on too.
>>580342461thanks for hostingsurprised runaway palmer managed to snag a winthink it's a good idea to make the hogs run to hell and back to catch up
>>580342349Why don't you just marry your /uma/ bf in your country?
This feels empty, makes me think im missing something, am I not greedy enough?
>>580342581Benzo...
>>580342610really? They don't calculate her stats until the end I'm guessing?
>>580342451boyfag torena...
>>580341657i made a pace hog because i'm lazy and i don't care if i wind up in B finals
>>580342679Bro your bourbin wit????
>>580341657My best uma for it is a Dober with Medium A. Tells you everything you need to know about my chances
Choose your Curren
>>580342765
bakufuck fuckushin
Filter -> image MD5[-]You should be ashamed for making me look at 3D women
>>580342632I can do that>>580342649yeah, runaway + front is a pain with oguri, at least you're not also using a dominator like other anons, that really kills oguri
>>580342996fuck off umama
>>580342816Im not a FR main
>>580342581He could help his club get A+ but instead he joins some meme mambo club and lets Tyler slave away on his own. He must really hate his old club mates
>>580342267>>580342349It's funny, they're the last big-name country to legalize it, but it's specifically because there ISN'T a big institutional resistance to it. It turns out when you don't have one side going, "no you can't have fags marrying, that will destroy the fabric of society!", then it's really hard to get people amped up to fight for it when there's stuff like the economy to worry about. The lack of a religious taboo means there's no progressive counter to it, it's just more of a "when we get around to it" thing.
>>580342970I need to ejaculate between Ardan's tits.
>>580343040But rolling for ines/Ryan?don't tell me..?
>>580343175not him but i am all in on valentines ryan
release swimsuit bono NYOW
>double S>FL proc>lowroll from hellnice
>>580342996why did you kill your bf umama?
>>580343149Don't we all? I need creamy mejiro milk
Stego cute.
Why does Gold Ship keep checking out other uma's tits?
>>580343282I'd do the same
>>580343282
>>580343282Everyone likes tits, even girls
>>580341549>only 3% even used adblockI refuse to believe that even for a secondwhat kind of absolute goycattle do I share the internet with
kawakami princess has beaten my CM 17 xoguri twice now...
>>580343376No that was from google themselves. They admitted they put in this much effort to stop less than 5% of users.Keep in mind most just watch YT on the phone app or their tv, not a pv
>>580343132really? i had the impression japan was kinda conservative in that regard but come to think of it, ive actually heard literally nothing about this. huh. neat
>>580343282How else is anybody supposed to get a hint for growth
damn
>>580343017Thanks. Not going to sway you away from your setup but you should at least take Shrewd step for better early positioning, it helped me a lot in Mile and in theory it's more effective in longer distances
>>580341657
>>580343502Win Variation more like Lose Variation
Fuji Kiseki
>>580343467not a PC*, I meant
>>580343175I like Ines and I need some FR for LOH
>>580343557I'd take technician (best skill in the game) if I could but I need fast learner, these builds are too expensive
>>580343502>he hates applesthen why is his umamusume counterpart an apple?
>>580343502How am I only finding out now that the whole apple thing with shion is based on the irl horse. that's fucked
>>580343074everybody hates leeches
>>580343282ive always loved her stupid thinking emoji face
>>580343502It's funny that apple hates apples yet is an apple
>>580343609ntai've read that the fronts are needed for LoH thing is overblown and you can max out your rewards easily with any running stylefronts are just meta for rank chasing
>>580343480>i had the impression japan was kinda conservative in that regardI mean yes, but much like the ancient Greeks this is a society where pederasty between the nobility and young boys was common and women were so looked down upon as nothing more than birthing vessels that could never understand love like men could.
>>580342860only 2 more years
>>580343074Allen wrung him dry
>>580343661
>>580343074He could help any club here. He must really hate /uma/, and honestly I do too.
>>580335767>>580336596good shit fujibro
>>580343574I remember now.I wanted to interlock my fingers with Fuji's and stare into her eyes while seeing who gets embarrassed first.
>>580343380who's the boy
>>580343796The titles are the only thing that matter
>>580343983Super Creek
How's Oguri Wit? Worth pulling or borrow only? heard the gold is shite
>>580343996NEISHA IS CUTE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>580344029borrowcore
>>580343983dont be rude, that's a girl and that's my trainee
>>580344008surely nobody who has to ask for pull advice instead of just whaling for every meta unit is ever going to make top 96 in the server
>>580344008>he thinks he's making top 96lol, top 10k and low plat is the goal that's not your turf to play on
>>580344029the gold is the only good thing about it. you shouldn't pull for it unless you're a piggy or extremely passionate about being a pacechud
>>580344204Not everyone is a janitor like you
>>580344057fact check status: True!
>>580342996Huh? You still using 4chanX? Mine broke months ago and I uninstalled everything..
Holy fuck, it LITERALLY could not happen any other fucking way>mood down twice before the tulip sho>haha 5th place>you would have been fine but get more fans you fucking retard>don't even THINK about taking this triple training on speed
>>580344370People fixed broken 4chanX(T) MINUTES after it broke
>>580337421do they have the dahby in the jungle?
Is the only way to get an uma you want that's not featured in banner and have to randomly gamble is to use star pieces?
>>580344370idk what I use. I installed it years ago, and it works, so I don't touch it
>>580344562Rerun banners become a thingAlso paid vouchers
>>580344562or pay
>>580344562not counting paid selectors and paid step-up banners, there are very rarely rerun banners where there is no rate-up and you can spark anyone you choose
>>580344057
>>580342996I added 1 whole black pixel to the image which causes its MD5 hash to change. What now, nerd?
>>580344701
woaaah i got all the friendship songs woaaah few rainbows after senior concert
I think Gold Ship can pull this one through right?
grand live is like cock and ball torture compared to MANThow could anyone have ever preferred this to MANT
retard
>>580344702I play gopher smash with filters. Takes less than 3s to add that new MD5 hash, I am more persistent than shitposters. I always win
>>580338408surely she's definitely not thinking about rimming her trainer's shaped ass...
>>580344924because MANT was almost an hour long. Grand Live can be done in 30 minutes
>>580344029pacebros are starving and the gold is good enough for this CM
>>580345000ZAMN hes practically BEGGING for it
>>580345000no one here actually wants this, right?
>>580344924I can do 2-3 GL runs in the time it takes me to do 1 MANT run
i want to fuck umamusumes sexy umas fuck fuck uma sexy umas
>>580345000been noticing a lot more gay posts recently
>>580345000
>>580345251it's that time of the year
>>58034509830 minutes of torture and gambling versus 1 hour of going through the motions and being able to prevent about 85% of bullshit that might decide to smite your horse rather than being totally at the game's mercyif all it was really about is the daily run, that's what auto is for
>>580345287xmas?
>>580344989>Wife nature gets her third alt almost immediately>Debuffs get banned from CMSo what are you just shit out of luck if you like this character???
I think my crush stopped liking me...
>>580344484That's a lie. Mine remained broken for weeks until I decided to uninstall it.
>>580345316She gets a DISGUSTINGLY OP buff, that's called "Loved by everyone ever", so they had to nerf her by killing off debuffs
Collection of Local Reactions to Forever Young's ArrivalBreeders' Cup Official >"Look, that guy's back in America!"Saudi Cup Official >"The hero who conquered our Saudi Cup is gearing up at Belmont Park for the Jockey Club Gold Cup. He's set to defend his title in the BC Classic on October 31!"Kate Hunter (Racing Coordinator) >"King Kong has landed in NY!" >"What a handsome boy!"Equibase (Racing Database) >"Forever Young, the highest-earning racehorse in the world among those with at least one start in North America, has arrived at Belmont Park. >Welcome back to the US, Forever Young!"Horse Quant (Racing and Financial Data Analysis Company) >"Thrilled to see Forever Young at Belmont! Expect fierce battles and plenty of drama. Hoping he shows up in top form!"TDN (Racing Media) >"Welcome back, Forever Young!"
>>580345169god I wish I can get a trainer as caked as this
>>580345352my crush never liked me at all...
>>580345378>Being mentally retardedNot my problem. It being fixed is just a fact, just like your retardation.
Anyone here knows about future prep or has an image to look at? I was using that carat planner site and added things like the scenario banners but don't really know what other cards I should add there
>>580345403Yanko>Hmmmm, nyesssss, donutssssss
>>580345316That alt doesn't have debuffs in quit though
>>580344370i just had to switch to uhhh one of the monkey extensions and it works fine.
>>580343875Why are you here
>>580345352
>>580343875mambwo nyo...
>>580345635We should just move Mambo somewhere else. Everyone's really mean to us here
>>580341657I could run this Finemoaner, but don't prefer to because I lacked good enough speed hits and she's 100 under where I'd like, also hoped she had 2 or maybe 3 more midrace skills. She will be the last one I aim to refine. Same thing for Yae, could run her but don't prefer to because witlet and didn't get a Descent hint. Currently refining her now. Gonna do end hog sometime this weekend.
>>580345275I need her to rim me.
>>580345618hi, everything okay?
it IS that time of the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPcc_9KYnpU&list=PLoipsnz9SMZp5en_F4eFYRrNE5NJ1oVBW
>>580345521gotcha, bwo
the mythical 6 midgame opl runcouldve been 7 midgame but medium corners never showed
>>580346023Why would we have a 1:1 fleshlight instead of using the real thing and have it double as guts/stamina training?
umamusumes cunt spreading
ebayan will save the dirt genre
>>580346032joibait you say?
>>580346198
>>580346023there's only like 2 people itt attracted to grass anyway so it's not it'll last.
umanko hugging my face
>>580345403May Cygames' musuko win even more titles and G1s to retire as one of the greatest dirters japan has ever seenFunny how he's like barely a japanese horse at this point lol
I'm so fucking scared
>>580345403>Horse quantKek
>>580346023The time of day where Grass lets me do anal?
biblos
>>580346749mr cb's erotic kneehigh socks
how do I tell her?
>>580346854text her, if you dump her in front of her you will die
>>580346749mr cock ball will DESTROY the gosling economy
>>580346854>I'm sorry, I can't date someone that actually likes Coldplay
>>580346854Don't. Just yell it into the stump and get on with your life as it is. Things are good enough aren't they? You'll make do like always, won't you? Give it to the stump and let things go back to normal.
>>580345516>Pajeet can't into basic reasoning and jumps to conclusions just becauseI know your kind is in desperate need of validation after becoming a global laughing stock but come on. Re-read the shit you wrote.
>>580346749The two horsewoman of uma fan art
>>580346926
>>580346995>jarvis, play The Scientist
>>580346989>will>implying she hasn't already
>>580346939>>580346995>>580347064I mean about her skirt being up. I will never dump my oshi
stop posting CB she is too close and too far away at the same time, my cells are interlinking
>>580347102please do brian PLEASE
>>580347275this is oguli she eats a lot
>>580346995now that you say coldplay... last 2 days my playlist has been that, blink-182, my chemical romance, bring me the horizon, the offspring, new found glory... bands from like 30 years ago... I'm an unc now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpzENRBdxS0
>>580347426>blink-182>brick-18Naruhodo I get it now
and nonnies told me my parents were bad...
rice trainers, i tried
Lost at semis again.
>>580347630SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>580347412and we all love her
>>580347673looks good to me
>>580347673A bit more Power and Med S and it will be really good
>>580347698swap strength for wit. Use wit to pass a turn and gain friendship when there's nothing else to do. You want to try and get all your cards at orange by the 2nd year for summer training.
>>580347795newcuties don't have the cards for that bwo
>>580347673Just don't be surprised when even that gasses out. This cm is misery
>>580347784>>580347794thanks. we try again tomorrow. was running 2 speed/1stam/2wit so i think with proper borrows, i can get the power up and snag medium S.debating whether the oguri wit card skill is worth borrowing
>>580347795I just wanted to train someone for my long team so took a lot of stam. Just got the event card and now this is my box.
>>580345979....
>>580347919Nah 800 and a gold is fine. He can survive double Stam debuffers with his Stam
Give it straight to me bros, is Creek actually needed for ace runs?
horses look retarded
>>580348178I have a pace with 930 stam and maestro and two murmurs occasionally kill her
>>580347698Try your best to get an MLB copy of the SSR card that comes from this event. Do your best to maximize event bonuses so you can get it faster, finish the daily missions, etc.It's a speed SSR card. Is it good?...Well no, but it's a hell of a lot better than the free tanino gimlet power card there.I'll piggyback off the other anon's suggestion and say try to bring two wit cards to every career run that you don't do with independent training. We can combine these two suggestions!If you borrow the Oguri Cap wit card, you will get 30% extra event points from doing your careers, which will get you the SSR Mejiro Ardan Speed faster. Once you have it, uncap it using extra copies of itself, and upgrade it using support points and money.Use the Chronogenesis website from the OP to find somebody with this card and borrow it.Also, in general, try to use Wit cards in twos.
>>580348179She is a good idea
>>580347673Getting real close Ricebro!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED ZENNO ROB ROY NOW
Notice how nobody is telling V to stop avatarfagging because everybody is enjoying watching him wallow in self-pity
>>580348179if your uma has 20% speed growth AND 10% power or wit growth, yesOtherwise, use stam sparks
>>580348384Just press the button and move on gwo
>>580348393how tf do i get 3* stam sparks when all the cards that give skills useful to spark are NOT stam?
>>580348226I think they're quite cute, actually.
>>580348384you're being memed on gwocho
Well, I guess I'm happy with this.
>>580348393I wonder who is behind this post
>>580348384mindbroken
>>580348393Yeah bro give me 3* stam with all the 10 whites I need
>>580348516you borrow 1 stam*3 parent, breed it with your own stam*3 even if not looped, make stam*8-9 parentborrow a stam 8-9 parent with everything done
>>580346030
>>580348384I want him to do it more so I can press the button since he gets nuked now
>>580348384>Everywhere I go I see V
>>580348254I've been refreshing for a while and I haven't see that card come up.
>>580348179If you have enough TE AND you have a gold recovery in kit, don't. Just bring an assload of stam sparks and get lucky on turns with no or bad rainbows. 3 Speed and highroll.That's not gonna fly on a long, but it'll get the job done for a medium. Just make sure you're not blinded by even more speed at the end of your senior year if you see that your stamina really needs training no matter what.
Shouldn't the Uma&Co defence force focus on recruiting another member instead of defending their Romeo this hard
>>580348113if it's about that I just don't want to hurt you is all...
speed is fake
>>580348770https://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchLast link in the OP. Search up whatever you need and add friends.
>>580348726wait a minutei thought parents didnt matter for stat sparks?aren't pinks based solely on your stats with two rounds of rng (stat+lvl)?
>>580348889Ask him for his discord handle already you're ready to become his juliet with how much he means to you
When I won Libra I got really excited and took a bunch of recordings and screenshots through Steam. Is there any way to get one of those screenshots into the Umamusume gallery so I can put it on my trainer ID?The magazine shot that it took was really good and I really want it in the background of a Ms. Victoria screenshot.
>>580348770It probably won't, the card just came out with this event, which is why it has an event bonus.So, go here https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search and click the support button. Search for Oguri Cap and find that card, then search. Follow anyone that has that card, copy their friend ID and paste it into your friends list. That will make it way easier to find.You'll want to do this for any number of cards that you really really really want to borrow but don't have. But you'll MOSTLY be using this to borrow specific horses with specific lineages that you really really want to use as a parent. But for now, you want the card most just so you can get more usable cards and stop using rare cards..
>>580336515Fug, marry and procreate
>>580349031Imagine taking your Torepi and going WEI inside of Helios.
>>580348970meant to say blue sparks*, fuckit you know what i mean
>>580348986I'll gladly be his Juliet up until a certain part of the story
>>580348571I can give Falco 300 million fans every night if you know what I mean.
>>580348517They're just vegan dogs with long faces
>>580349239>Horse eats chick.mp4
>>580348226No you
>>580349134dont tease me with a good time
chick eats horse dot mp4
I don't remember the last time I was happy playing this game
>>580349394what is love without hate?
Ok I will try this later tonight.
>>580349394If you aren't happy, it's time to leave
Pace are actual dogshit this cm idk why everyone is shilling it.
>>580349390no....
>>580349239They're extremely big dogs who also freak the absolute fuck out over anything at all if they're not trained properly.
>>580349394mambwo....
>>580349486wrong
>>580349514So, like dogs that aren't raised properly
>>580349531prove me wrong
>>580349394Tyler...
>>580349486it's an oguri+doms cm, anything else is just anons having fun
>>580348909i was already getting used to you being a part of my daily life, the change was too sudden for me... i will be alright, i think, yeah
>>580349502White woman moment
Can someone post the rubae webm with Helios bouncing aroud from, like, 3 days ago? I forgot to save it.
Those dance steps... Is she a rival umadol?!
>>580348889do you have more rice gifs like this, anon
>>580349369Imagine Helios teasing you, sitting on top of you when you're trying to sleep and just grinding herself against you. No penetration. Just the hint of it. The tease. The "Wei~"
>>580349726>the dance steps
>>580349791I'll spam the 5 more I have
Has Uma made you play other horse games? For me it's Gallop Racer 2004 and Pocket Stables
>>580349805
>>580349554What's up? I just got home from work.
>>580349791nta but i'll contribute
>>580349726The steps in question
>>580349514They see things at like 400x size. You look like a mountain walking up to them apparently.
>>580349631did you actually enjoy my company, or was it just a "I'm bored" thing?
>>580349947no, the other one
>>580349918I played a bit of winning post but I don't have the time for that... Also horse racing manager but it's too barebones, or was when I tried don't know if they have updated it
Someone please post Tap Dance City propaganda
>>580350086
>>580350043THIS is who cygames wanted to be the canon wife btw
saving them all
>>580350154this one is my fave wish you weren't so schizo these rice gifs are funny
>>580350154me when dantsu wants share her opinion
so what did we learn?
>>580349394same...I don't even read the events anymore...20 character stories untouched...12 careers untouched...just constant LOOOOPING
>>580350010Oh sorry.
>>580349791I have some too
>>580350229reading events is fun
>>580350048Gallop Racer 2004 is a slowburn2006 is fasterPocket Stables is cute and slow too
>>580350218I am not immune to propaganda.
>>580350218you shouldn't get "salted" butter, you should get butter that is as fresh and with the least processing possible, it's a bit more expensive but you should salt it yourself
>>580350294whoa i didn't have this one
>>580350181damn john cygames has good taste
>>580349791
>>580350329>>580350048>don't know if they have updated itThe update cycle is slow, but it happens. Feels like there is 1-2 big updates every half a year or something. Makes it seem like the game is dead, then the dude drops a big ass update.
>>580349986i did enjoy your company, our time together was a lot of fun, i was hoping we would get closer but you would feel distant to me sometimes, like you didn't want to commit to anything, it was never a i'm bored thing, i was never bored with you around heh
thanks cyjews i really enjoy this game and feel like giving money
>>580349930Imagine Helios leaving your office to hang out with her friends, but just before she shuts the door to your office, she flashes the brightest, most beautiful smile straight at you.
>>580349569ThisA lot of Umas in this game are pace chasers so you're likely to see a lot of people running them regardless of how good or bad they are
>>580350573pick the hint
>>580350609ceaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
>>580350641i did iti can't share what happened next because i already gave up the run
>>580350689Imagine Helios pulling on your sleeve, and you think she wants to show you the latest brainrot on Umatok. But the second you look her way, she kisses you. Then she hits that Runaway style, telling you to catch up, Torepi!
>>580350728no, I meant pick the hint the run is dead you should reset or alt+f4
I fucking hate you, Rice Shower
>>580350771UmaGrok? KILL THIS ANON, CALL THE FINEMO HIT SQUAD!
>>580349726I only got eyes for the one
that's all I have from my part>>580350838lmao kys
>>580350564it's not like I'm opposed to keep chatting, I just don't want to give false expectations. but just hanging out is fun
i really really like my clubalso these showa gifs are awesome
I want a chicken sandwich. Do I get chick fil a or popeyes
Just talk in discord Christ.
>>580350845Imagine Helios being clingy to you all day, keeping herself wrapped around your arm, but won't explain herself when you ask why.
>>580350874Riceposters are mean, just like Rice Shower herself
post something cute
>>580350961It'd be so fucking funny if it was actually the schizo making shit up and pretending to be 2 different people
this is so much scarier than any whale
>>580350961>dicksword
>>580350890dm me there
>580345618>580345979>580348113>580348909>580349631>580349986>580350564>580350890Look at these niggas
>>580350987NO
>>580351032He will win open league inshallah
Keep it here please
>>580350838
>>580351059no
Uh guys what just happened?
>>580350921I didn't feel much for my club and was ready to jump ship to another club but out of nowhere I started liking my bros and now I like my clubinb4 danchou does something stupid and I quit anyway
>>580351098Imagine Helios wrapping her arms around you when you're sitting at your desk and she starts nibbling on your ear.
>>580351140god tama is too fucking cute>>580351250her as well now shut up so I can do something else
>>580351250Hm, I wonder if this means something, that's unusual behaviorShe has to be sick, yeah
>>580351024
kingu love
|>>580351024
>>580351321You could have done anything else for awhile. Instead you imagined Helios kissing along your jaw.>>580351323Yeah, she's sick. Lovesick.
>>580351438SO TRUE!
helios rape
>>580351440Creek Big Love
>>580351024My wife is the cutest
https://youtu.be/C7nXG95Qdvk
Why go for a Helios when you can go for this instead?
ty rice posters. my evening is better now
can I get a countdown on how many days until Helios? you guys got me all antsy I want her now
>>580351612i fucking love rice posters mannn
>+2 Rosy Outlookumazing...
>>580351597>>580351601What if I like both, huh? WHAT THEN, BITCH!?
>>580351630About two months until Helios asks if you want a taste of what she's eating and then shares it by kissing you.
>>580351612
>>580351690I'd fuck that girl
>>580351604arublue sexo
Any guesses what THAT was
>>580351630Like 80 days
>>580351750Helios cherry flavored lips...
>>580351805probably a plane flying into NYC or the pentagon
helios is kinda gross
>>580351878why couldn't it hit me
>>580351690Then I guess you got to share your Wei~ with both of them. And deal with both of them trying to steal your mouth for themselves while their hands tease your groin.
>>580351937low prio target, toraina san.
>>580351985Happy wei of life
>>580350954popeyes it supports the underprivileged versus the homophobic chick fil.
Me as Yaeno Muteki sharing both Helios and Paama
>>580352049>>580351985oh no the tragedy and the horror noooooooooooooooo the pleasure is killing me aaaaaaaaaaa
>>580352115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWkwolb3as
>Connecting>Connecting>ConnectingWhy can't they upgrade their servers?
>>580351024>>580350196I like those gifs too but I stopped posting them since shitposters used them as masks.
>>580352226You know this is old as shit because this shits only run by Indians now
>>580352283game too alive eos soon
Eventually you WILL have a cute girl whispering "Wei~ Wei~" in your ear while her hand slips under your shirt and feels you up.
>>580352283not enough people watched Cinderella WEI
>>580352370don't give me that kind of hope anon
>>580352370>She will never "wei~~" into your ear with a cute (quiet) high pitched voice while tightly hugging as you cum inside her
Stop being fags
>>580352504>>580352462Yes she will. She will leglock you to make sure it stays in, and then pull you down by your loosened tie to kiss you.
>>580352370I'm too old to believe that.
>>580352594aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I will have an old woman calling me 'dear' and pampering me, actually. I don't want nothing to do with g*arus.
>>580352541>stop wanting to cum inside of ACTUAL WOMANstop being a troon>>580352594time to DIE
>>580352629Same. :(
>>580348536very nice. now you'll be her fan forever
>>580352662>ACTUALlol lmao
>>580351681dia sex
>>580352636>>580352662She's going to hold you like that. She'll let go of the tie once you stop trying to pull you away. She'll wrap her arms around you, sigh, and mutter "Torepi~ Torepi~" until she falls asleep. Safe and comfortable, because she's with you.
>>580352639What do you mean old woman, she's your age
Ines Fujin is ____
No woman would ever love me
Incredibly good thread
>>580352668>>580352776truly is horny for cute gyaru hours
There is one good thing about Helios, and it isn't Helios.
>>580352668How long did they have sex for to leave tanlines...
love helios marry helios cheat on helios with tosen jordan make out with helios hug helios every day
>>580352790Just ignore that. She's an old woman in the same way that Maruzensky is 17.
>>580353084Think, anon. Think! If you had a cute girl like Mejiro Palmer, and you both were all alone on the beach, and she was practically begging for you, how long would YOU stay out in the sun with her, hidden away from prying eyes only because your mouths were too busy together to let her moans slip out?
>>580353229True
>>580353003I HATE HELIOS
>nimble nav>take the chance>gp shooting star>bunch of mid race>no medium SI wish there was a CYGGER take the wheel feature
>/uma/ pretending to like palmer again>when no one rolled on her
>>580352639>>580353182
>>580353352i rolled on top of her
>>580353352It's all 1 person idiot
I do not care for gyarus
>>580353352We have more Bright brothers by the way
>>580353352I rolled for her. Got her with one cheeky tenner. And then I realized I would have spent twenty cheeky tenners just to be with her.
who's the radahn of umamusume
>>580353532Who? Sorry I don't speak nigger
>>580353532radantsu flame
>>580353567>niggerDon't say that
>>580353381She's luck because of Rice
>>580353532I don't know who that is so I'm gonna say Akikawa's cat
>>580353628Move along Falco, this is a gyaru thread
what happens when you daughterzone super creek?
>>580353628We do in fact say that word here
The Helios propaganda WILL continue. You WILL dream of Helios nuzzling against you like a cat tonight. This is NOT a negotiation.
>>580353084that kids of marks that last for days require being exposed to the sun for 2–3 hours a day for at least 3 days
>>580353483We love Bright!
>>580353757She sickens and dies (of derbical cancer)
>>580353532I vaguely remember that guy as apparently being some super hard boss from some game I also can't remember, so I imagine it's probably xoguri.
>>580353783Yeah that checks out I'd do that to Palmer
>>580353764But saying nigger is a bannable offense and it's very rude. You shouldn't say nigger.
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>>580353895Niggers need to get the fuck outta my Wei~
Few notes from story>stories read by each of the characters in episode 6 seem to connect to future scenario link characters (in order Light Hello, Sugar Lights, ???, Speed Symboli, Haiseko) which suggests they were working on Twinkle Legends at the time of this event>ceremony very closely linked to inspiration in game, perhaps some way for ancient people to brute force the inspiration process? Something to look out for subthemes in GM events
>>580353895
Any casual clubs open? 174 033 041 661
>>580353532>brother fuckercurren
>>580353948
>>580353773I haven't had an umamusume sex dream in a long while... Maybe I can condition my brain to Helios today...
Gyaru?
>>580353829dahbycal?
>>580354061They take turns gently bullying my penis on the stairwells between classes..
>>580352162Muteki has no sense of fashion. Those casual clothes are straight (ha!) garbage.
>>580353971Sorry currently full, nobody flatlined yet
She's making me want to open my wallet.
>>580353971DANCHOU GET HIM
>>580353971accept your abduction
>>580354248I'll close it for youShe's weaker than Ryan's alt
>>580353337ok can someone please tell me which uma is the actual owner of this particular animation? it's been bugging me for months
my daring gf tact
>>580354194No the fuck they aren't.
>>580354248>shy japanese bookwormimagine the bush
>>580354060I haven't had a sex dream in so many years, much less one that has some kind of details to it.
Did the new Bacius doujin with Cafe get scanned yet?
>>580353352She spooked me and I still haven't played her career. Honestly don't see myself finishing that anytime soon.
>>580354313cute
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZ>https://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZhttps://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZ>https://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZhttps://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZ
>>580354347But she's so pretty.
I shouldn't have told them to fuck off to discordThere's something funny about minimum middle-aged men acting like middle schoolers.
>>580354060They say if you say "Torepi Wei~" in front of a bathroom mirror with the door shut and the lights off, you can summon a Helios to invade your dreams and kiss/suck on your neck.>>580354348Pretty sure it is a Sweep Tosho animation.
>>580354472kissies?
>>580354302>>580354317whoa-
make this the next op pic
>>580354472apologize to currenposters
>>580354061I want gyaru Creek to burp on my face and then steal all my lunch money
No this for next thread OP
>>580354383my brain is kind of fried from lack of sleep, used to get auditory hallucinations, sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming a lot back in the day, I only need to recreate that no sleeping condition and then self hypnotize myself imagining the dream as it's going to happen, and then it happens, sometimes, if I manage to get sleep paralysis I win because those dreams are very vivid
>>580354604Woah
no one asked but i fapped to the ardan ntr doujin
>>580354659While I adore the whole lucid dream idea, but the whole sleep paralysis shit lmao. Had it happen once, never again, at least not willingly.
>>580354739
>>580354402cute
This should be the next OP.
>>580354739Yes I DIDN'T ask and I DON'T CARE unless you share please
>>580354604
>>580354739okay post it here I will give NTR another try to see what all the hubbahhurh is all about
>>580353765
>gyaru propaganda >thread drama bullshit>ntrSTOP
>>580354739The one by Yasaka? Nigga its a 3 part release AND UTMOST WE GOT A BLOWJOB>inb4 the cucking part is reading the series
>>580354775sleep paralysis is scary if you get it out of nowhere, but if you relax you get to have crazy dreams, I used to have them so often that I got used to themI got an habit of sleeping with a hand on my belly so I could pinch myself if it got too scary so I'd wake up, you can move your fingers during paralysis before it evolves into a lucid/vivid dream
>>580354786this is all umas after retirement btwshe will get fatshe will be hungry all the time
>>580354417>>580354784She really is
>>580354974Sounds like a whole lot of effort and risk for a bit of gooning
>>580354920ENTER
>>580353765She looks like the beaten Maya meme (forma de happy) at the end hahahah
Isn't Tama's casual outfit too sexual?
>>580355063This one's insanely hot.Gyaru-oh, moral degradation, drugs, threesome
>>580355062it's very unhealthy yeah, but if you ever get sleep paralysis randomly remember to not get scared or anxious and imagine something cool you will have the best dream ever
>>580355110I need proof of this since I don't have Tama
Waiting for Rice bread
>>580355192I will try my best, thanks for the advice.
waiting for jong room
>>580355302host it I don't want to sleep
>>580355658
>>580353352But I am running her for CM once I stop being lazy
