Prev: >>580335035>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Hark Back Run Forward, Uma Outing!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
this is me, if you care.
wei?
Cafe (and Sunday) love
>-1 borrows
this thread needs more clankers
well....?
>>580355723I care just a tiny little bit
ryan LOVE
>>580355723No I don't
>>580355836YOSH, IKUYO>bombs out at year 1 and ruins your dreams of becoming an ace trainer
The new thread is Helios. My job is complete.
i feel like dying
>>580355934This proves Chiyo is normiecoded and shit tier
>>580355843fight me at the table I'll beat you up
INSANELY BASED OP
Is the UmaDash danchou quitting or just resigning from the Danchud position
>>580355723I want to make sweet love to you
>>580355831Tachyon LOVE
>>580356098Poached
>>580356098Many danchodes are quitting because they're spineless or the carries don't mind carrying leeches
Fuji Kiseki
Blessed thread
INSANELY CRINGE OP
>>580355201This creature blocks your pathRoll for Initiative
>>580356232Would UmaOS be:- Vibe coded- God's second chosen operating system
>>580356229fuji has her kisekis out again. love this micheal jackson horse.
>>580356332I'm (male, toraina) going to fuck you straight so hard, then bully you, with the help of Wei who gets off on it.
>>580356357It would be made by Sega
Bring me moguri
Is anything in the current banner worth pulling for as a newfag? I only have 14k carots.
>+25 specialty priority>charmingThis game blows ass.
>>580356515nyo
>>580356338I attack the evil horse
>>580356357Depends on when it was made. Back near OG helios release? Gods 2nd best OST, with it's own compiler and everything.Today? A mix of both, but mostly lots of vibe coding, good and bad.
>>580356515Lol no, wait patiently, something big is coming in the near future
>>580356532You dropped your desu wa
>>580356515don't spend a single carat or ticket, you have to save everything until the mejiro ramonu banneronly roll when there are free rolls
Imagine Helios coming to your office, depressed, and practically leaping across your desk to pull you into a hug so she can "recharge."
>>580356568>something big is coming in the near futurePeople here have been spouting this shit since .5 anniversary that it makes me think you guys are just trolling.
>>580356338mating press
>>580356670I don't need to imagine
>>580356338I seduce the horse
>>580356670cute girls recharging by hugging me is cool, that's what teddy toraina like me are for
>>580356515just save
>>580356229I'm early this time.
>>580356515honestly, just enjoy the game and pull on whatever you want. the last thing you want to do is fall into sunk cost fallacy
teio-chan, activate big stepper
Drama?
>>580356681Yes, because the only good shit comes during annis lmao
I believe most Umas would be abusive wives
>>580356332stop being tsundere
no one cares what SILLY would do
>>580356789FUCK OFF
>>580356789We're celebrating the new bouncesovl. Drama will continue tomorrow
>>580356814Don't slander my broken, fraudulent wife
>>580356789Sorry Curren, it's gyaru hours go to sleep your kind will be up by the morning so you can gossip all you want
>>580356528>5 speed>1 wit>no light helloanon...?
>>580356681Stop quitting before the good shit drops then
>>580356528Mambwo.....
>>580356789nothing new
Ruby is for Trainer
>>580357182But trainer is not for Ruby
>>580357206Trainer is useless...
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZhttps://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZ
breeding Ruby and the zoomer
>>580356901No you
>>580357206My penis says otherwise
>noticed I'm having symptons of caffeine intoxication my brain is all mushy right now I'll be able to condition myself to helios dreams yay
>>580355658>trying to do fan autos>capping out at 498k fansSo I'm guessing that a med/longer would be best for fans since they can do the biggest races that give 30k Fans per win?
Has anyone reliably clank SS ratings on unity? Looping your greatgrandparents into unity with free NSM + It's On sounds really good on paper
>>580356654I already used one ticket and got Smart Falcon out of it. I don't know who Ramonu is but every single Mejiro something girls so far I wasn't a fan of.
>>580357319where do I get these gook currens
>>580357361you need mile med long if you want to hit 1m+
>>580357287
>>580357390it's not an uma but a wit card, will be meta for like 2 years lol
>>580357371>he doesn't get SS
>>580357435does 3 in a row matter at all?
>>580357371No, but doing occasional manual parent runs in Unity to loop back in Ignited sparks and strengthen your nimble lines is a good idea
>>580357371>reliably clank SS on unityNeeds Fuku + Throne, and maybe even a 4/5* uma just to slip into SSEven then it seems sketchy if you're doing dirt races as well
pretty depressedwish I got the validation I neededsucks a lot especially when you give it to someone else but don't get any backfeels stupid to ask for so idk what to douma musume
>>580357435Med/Long is acceptable>>580357564look at the chart
>>580357586Cute nails
>>580357206She'll fix that (with her umanko)
>>580357361Max out your deck with fan bonus cards and use uma who can run almost all distance like Maru or Oguri
>>580357591sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>5803575643 in a row isn't that bad so you can do Akiten > QE2 > Japan CupIt's only bad when you do 5+ races in a row or your aptitude is below C
@umagrok launch 10000 agents and solve the power vs wit dilemma
>>580357586...why is dober wearing a wedding ring?
>>580357446>>580357591
>>580357446My wife...IS SIRIUSLY COOL!
>>580357361Load up a schedule full of medium and long races with a splattering of mile races thrown in. I'm doing loops of tiara races for the sashes with a bunch of g2/3 races as filler and get like 610k fans but I don't maximize fan bonus from cards. Fan generation for the club is secondary because I already hit the fan quota for the club I'm in 3 days into the month
>>580357614if you seek validation you will suffer your whole life. Live to live and you'll be ok someday. Horse Game.
>>580356654
>>580357614when I feel like that I do a little bit of self harming it always helps
>>580357452>>580357287Ruby is so cute
What's the auto for? Do I need to worry about it if I don't care about whatever it is that you guys are doing?
>>580357893Can I cum on your scars
>>580357391Find them... duh
>>580357962yeppers, it's to make parents or to suck your club captain dick
>>580357614you should take a 3 day vacation.
>>580357813What if I desire validation but I don't care about your opinion?
>>580357614>GIVE ME VALIDATION IM SO DEPRESSED WAH WAH WAHUnironically shut the fuck up and GROW UP.I have MINUS zero respect for self loathing fucks like you make yourself out to be. Some people have it legit bad, and them feeling bad makes sense. However, most people today going "i'm (self diagnosed!!) depressed :((" are just giant faggot bitches that desire natural selection to come their way.
>>580357614attempting suicide is a great way to get someones attention
>>580357991I'm a blunt damage kind of person punching my legs, arms, my chest, you don't want people asking dumb questions
>>580358109Am I a horrible trainer if I'd rather see Ruby in deep despair because her actual trainer is leaving her?
>>580358128I heard actually going through it gives you the most amounts of attention possible!
>>580358175That's why you do it in places there's minimum two layers of clothing
>>580357962auto runs a career for you in the backgroundit's useful for fan runs, getting parents and maybe basic TT umas
>>580358123SEX DANCEX CITISEX
>>580358123shichi sexo
>>580358070That foal is a real little shit
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580358070read that with the perspective of the mare saying it to her annoying foal
>>580356789Save us dramalords, >they are being suicidal again
>>580357893You should harm me instead
>>580358395GO GO MAMBOGAMBARE MAMBOGO GO MAMBOGAMBARE MAMBO
>>580358109Please tell me this has a part 2
>>580358357foals are adorable
weird coincidence only the drama clubs had to recruit this month
>>580358128I want it to be genuine, but maybe he doesn't care about me anymore. understandably so considering my actions
>>580358395>a week in>still not fullgrim
>>580358410Oh now you want drama?
>>580358574Eh it'll work out in the end
>>580358567nyoooticing is not a random act of kinda nicemambo is also not a drama club they are just a bit you know
Any cuties around?
>>580358567Turbo should only be posted with things that are kinda nice, and gossiping is not kinda nice
>>580358324>>580358348Sexin the City
>>580358109Classic RubyTore
I love you guys this is my favorite thread and my favorite game right now I hope I get to have fun with you all for a long time thank you for making me smile so much
>>580358639I'm here
Which inherit should I get for Finemo? How about for base Tama (late)?
>>580358710You're welcome
Scans doko...
>>580358710Who asked
>>580356568>You have no idea what's coming >Just wait >2 weeks.
>>580358627>>580358646i think we should notice more to purge the evil scum of this world as an act of kindness
>>580356568>something big is coming in the near future
>>580358710Same, if I wasn't in an /uma/ club I would've stopped playing long agoI like you fags like you can't imagine, there's always some weirdos but still much better than any normie club or discussing the game on dicksword servers
I want to fuck the shit outta turbo
>>580358601Just a tiny chatlog screenshot pleeeeease?
>>580358843I need Grass to rim me
>>580359031cuuute
>>580358308What are you looking for in parents and what's a TT?
>>580358987Hi Allen
QRD on the JP server sex update?
helios ahegao
>>580358710I too love this thread and this game and my clubdacchis and I look forward to the moment when on a whim I just close the tab to never open it again like I have done in the past for multiple threads I loved and thought I would stay in until the end
>>580358710sounds kinda gay bwo
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpU>https://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpUhttps://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpU>https://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpUhttps://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpU
I love my genius wife!
>>580358784Angling/XOgPump/MPB
>>580359209Based BPDacchiMan if mambo goes under I'm starting a club called BPDacchis
I want to lose my virginity to a girl who constantly reminds me we have sex on the regular to humilliate me just to console me with affection
>>580358843Nobody asked but I felt compelled to say something because I realized how much time I spend reading and posting here and all the silly events and drama that I remember and the posters and people and things we've said and done. Also my ass looks like that.
>>580358570Then make the suicide attempt genuine, I'm sure divine intervention will make the shotgun in your mouth misfire
>>580358710Why is this coming up now
>>580359130I have a pair of those shorts. Would recommend desu.
>>580359572anon is about to kill himself
>Finally get around to doing Sweep Tosho's career>All I hear about her is she's the "YADA YADA" Uma>Expect her to be a megusaki brat>The real reason she dislikes being told what to do is because it feels like everyone sees her young age and short stature and naturally feels like they want to give her advice>While she knows it's with good intent, she can't help but feel that it's patronizing which is a very real and human feeling that we can relate to>Her career also tackles Classism where the Tiara Umas naturally are assumed to be worse than the Crown Umas>In the end shows off her "Magic" by breaking down that notion and showing anybody can do it>Helps multiple Umas along the way regain their confidence to race and also shows to be a legitimately good leaderWow, Sweep Tosho's career was actually pretty good
>>580359497>Also my ass looks like that.
>>580359667
>>580359407I am going to choke her on my dick
>>580359626>Golshi comicBased
>>580359625livestream?
>>580358570>>580357614unironically kill yourself and get your sorry ass out of this thread you sack piece of shitI NEED MY AIR BACK IT WAS MINE DAMNIT STOP STEALING MY AIRhorses musume
>>580359061TT means Team Trial, the weekly high score rank. As for parent umas, you generally look to get good affinity on them (winning lots of G1s) and good blue sparks (usually lots of stamina/power sparks) with as many skill sparks as possible.
>>580357371As long as it can run every distance, you can cover a 40 race schedule in Grand Live. Passing along 10–20 useful white sparks is also possible if you further optimize the parents to maximize your loopa GP during the fan farming grind.
>>580358710Always come to 4chan any time u need a hug box xD
>>580359708Wife
>>580359874Shut up Coffee
>>580357614I HATE RURA SO FUCKING MUCH
>>580359708
>>580359848Meant to reply to >>580357361 I'm sleepy
>>580358710>We went from WEI~~ posting to this faggot shit
>>580359942Trainer is just asking for it dressing like that around the umas.
An idol visiting a man's house? How scandalous.
What are some grandparent decks?
>>580359320What about velocity skills? I have a good NY Opera GP
>>580359848I think I'm good with just Mile-Long. Getting all 4 seems tedious.
>>580359942Someone post that Grass picYou know the one
>>580360098I dont remember telling my trainee where i live...
>>580360107anything you don't want your ace running
>>580359802Actually it's from Bacius' Rice comic.
>>580359937but she's me...
>>580360098TOTAL FALCO LOVE
>>580360107creek, maya stam, suzu stam, LH, power marv, any other stam to hit 1100 stamina
>>580360107style/distance cards
>>580360146Grandparents are standard velocity suite per positionOguri, Brian, NYOpera, Spe, etc.You can sneak Dober in for the Pace if you want, but if you are 5th going into Late race it is unlikely you will win
>>580360012He did nothing wrong..
she thinks she looks so tuff
>>580360503guess I'll find a spechud or brian parent
>>580360271I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCHFUCK YOU ANON
Saw this crazy Xmas Biwa in a room, could maybe user her for double Xmas ace and only 1 dom debuff
>>580360694>crazy>ug5
YOU FUCKING RETARDSTOPPPPP
Does Nakayama have a dirt track? They told me to race at Nakayama and I didn't have a good training selection so just threw her here for the heck of it.
>>580360852>raging thunder
>>580360852buy Head-On bwo...
>>580360919https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/nakayamaclick on any of the dirt tracks and scroll down to see where the races at
>>580360852BEHOLD, THE THUNDER, WIND, AND LIGHT!
>>580359006Of what
>>580359802the artist is the same guy that did the Your Dark Naval Base comics back in the Kancolle days
REMEMBER KANCOLLE!?
>>580360368>>580360387oh, so how does that work? so the type of card will increase the independent training stat?
where is my uma gf
>>580361147I don't want drama now you can fuck off
>>580361279is that how you call your right hand
>>580360852her unique needs skill bro
I never noticed that there were two of these
>>580361338I jerk with my left
https://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2097450518952227153CURREN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>wobbly gay shitdont care didnt ask twitter turd
>>580361459ew
>>580361285
>>580361463
the only wobbling I want to see are from Taiki's shuttles.
>>580359497>I realized how much time I spend reading and posting here and all the silly events and drama that I remember and the posters and people and things we've said and doneI often wonder how many people who have browsed here and enjoyed these and other threads as much as you do have died. I don't mean anything by that btw I'm just saying, its sad to think about anons dying and how nobody here will ever know they're gone.
Its cute tho
>>580358782I need Still to look at my penis like that while she jacks me off..
>>580361812How about like this while she's jacking you off?
>zero med S runs so far today
>>580361761shortkingbwos....
i dont care for your wobbly shitgimme the funny shota porn with the big tiddy whores, or actual uma porn thats wobbly
whoa. 50 carats out of a reward in team trials. epico
>>580361180>we could have gotten Spe on crack if FGO hadn't turned the artist into its slave
Is "dueling" the green stuff that sometimes pops out for position struggles and whatnot?
>>580358123>>580358348>>580358687I feel like she would look better if she had glasses
>>580361761I-Im religious and a trainer... Is that enough
>>580361883I got a run that got no fewer than four Medium inherits The run gave me all the right songs, too. And training landed in all the right places. So what was the problem?The problem is Daisca decided to pick the wrong fucking run to be a tsundere. So now she's my completed ace. I'm running her as is and she'll get to live with the embarrassment of losing to my Vodka 81 times.
>>580362069ask the crystal ball
>>580362086anyone wanna holds hands like this
>>580361653I'm cheating on you with your son.
>>580362159
>>580361760>that sudden flatliner dancho kicked who earned a decent number of fans, chatted regularly, requested shoes and disappeared one day could be dead
>>580362263Lucky trainer
>>580362216Cheating is not a random act of kinda nice
>>580362186I prefer interlocked fingers
>>580361865Y-yes please..
are we winning bros?
>>580362309It would be kinda nice if you SHUT THE FUCK UP, TWIN JET!
>>580362421no
>>580362086cum bucket
villainous behavior
>>580362421no clue
>>580362159How about this. 7 and fuku becomes my trainee/gf
>>5803624847 and she doesn't
>>580362484Damn guess she has to be your wife now
>>580362484>4
>>580362443With your continued premeditated acts of extremely evil, I will never post again as I am clearly unwanted
7 and my luck turns around in a few months when ramonu comes out
>>58036261414 is two 7's congrats anon
>>580362674But that means the luck turns around TWICE back to where anon started
>>580362614>4WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYTHING NICE EVER HAPPENWHAT AM I, STUPID?
>>580362614>Another 4You better stop before something bad happens
>>580362740With this 7, I think you should love yourself and also get hugged into Winning Ticket's bosom as she strokes your hair.
7 and I confess
7 and everyone who's gotten a 4 has their luck turn around, 4 and Shiraoki-sama gives me 4 years of bad luck, anything else and the thread is orange juice
>>580362782winning ticket hugs sound niceif you ignore the crying that is
7 and one of you numberchasing whores becomes my umaslave
>>580362882She doesn't ALWAYS cry.
Kobe Bryant
How dangerous is it to be forcing 7s? Surely there are consequences to this.
uma&co has been quite ever since the thing..... they all lost the will to play after umama pumped and dumped them
>>580362746Oh don't you worry, something bad already happened.I'm coping because I at least drew my wife along the way, but I have literally only gotten Inari One and a spook by Eishin Flash, and for my troubles I am bankrupt.I have yet to have a spark in this game that reaches 2/3 of the average luck for a spark.
>>580362910
Who is this big beautiful red lady that's in every single one of my races?
>>580362990This post is off-topic.
>>580362937She would totally cry during a hugId actually be concerned if she didnt cry during one
>>580362992lol
>>580363045MARUZENSKYYYYY
>>5803629087 and you become MY umaslave.
>>580363045That's Maruzensky, the beautiful, young, strong, young, and young lady. Her red lambo countach is fast and her cassette mixtapes are hip and groovy and she is very young.
He's right tho, without /uma/ I wouldn't have sticked with this game for so long. Love you guys
Unfunny and boring EuroSea hours
7 and we all become umaslaves to Shiraoki-sama
8 and all you retards go back to hell where all the shiraoki cultists deserve to be
>>580363045
>>580363226I already serve the will of Shiraoki-sama
>>580363206*sea hours
>>580362457That is a hero's ass
>>580363045>Falco newcutie trainer lusting for another umaFalco really is the biggest cuck
>>580363045Marusexy
>>580363189But that pic is bubbly fashion from the 80's...
>>580363045.
Place bets?
Today is the death anniversary of Haru Urara>Haru Urara (February 27, 1996 – September 9, 2025) Debuted at Kochi Racecourse in the fall of 1998. Though winless, she drew attention as "the horse that keeps running steadfastly even in defeat"Thanks to her the Kochi Racecourse is still standing 113 starts 0 wins in official races but 1 victory in an event held for retired horses
>>58036334380s? What 80s? I don't know and 80s.
>>5803632437 and shiraoki smites Rickey
>>580363432spechud
>>580363432Marusexy
>>580363457
>>580363439Haru Ulala Memorial race when
>>580363457RICKEY DONT LOSE TO THAT NUMBER
>>580363432Laisu Shower
>>580363432laisu!
>>580363189paizuri with that groovy lady
>>580359031rape
>>580363432
>>580363432New Year Urara
>>580363506One full of OG Ulalas and another one full of NY UlalasBoth at Arima
>>580363432Oguri
>>580363439Who asked
Stop rolling your post numbersShiraoki is a fraudFeng Shui tooYou can't change your luck
>>580363483Yay!
>>580363636If you guys want to make aces, I'll host it tomorrow
>>580363754AUNTIE GETS IT AGAIN
>>580363754Gratz on best girl
>>580363754That's good rolllNot this newcutie butWhen i should Maruzen as parrent or even ace?When final spurt is on corner?
Mr. N__ show yourself here or your Mambo invite will be rejected
>>580363978*taps graph*though her perfect proc is at the derby, in most tracks when she's a cope accel she's only available for backliners
>>580363938She so cute
>>580364065>Kitasan straightaway spurtit's never gonna be normal again is it
almost evil
>>580364065I dont get this grapth
>>580364245super mega cute evil irish princess
>>580364143Holy obsessed, get over it
>>580363978Pretty much only tokyo 2400>>580364065Budding blossom applies to final straight tracks too
>>580364253sharpen your pencil and get a grasp on the graph, lispy.
>>580364053Neth is your danchou mambwo....
>>580364298tell me the name of kitasan's ultpray tell
>>580363432McQueen!
>>580364343While true, I think someone wants to sneak into Mambo, who isnt actually from here
All of mankind's progress and achievements culminated in the creation of Mayano Top Gun.
I did it. Is it coincidence that I finished URA finals with both fronts?
>>580364448Good job new friend. Was it fun? will you stick around?
>>580364428everyone has been saying this
>>580364448
>>580364448>newfriend is frontfag codedoh nyoooo
>>580364395just let him in and ask him about this place, should be easy enough to find out if he's from here or not
>>580364448>newfriend>Falco chadOh yesyesyes
>>580364448welcome to the frontfamily, newfriend
>>580364030my paizuri slave
>>580364448congrats Falcobro
>>580364564The dude was 11months in a discord club and his friend code doesnt show up in the archive. I doubt hes from here
>>580364618Cafe and friend sex
>>580364713imagine the smell
>>580364713god I wish that were me
>>580364448How is the view from the lead?
>>580364736I'm picking Cafe #D
>>580364736I pick Cafe AI'm fucking Sundayman
>>580363432Raisu
>>580364975Sundayman is a gayru? Cafe A# totally goes wei~ there
>>580364448Backliners often stay behind other runners and don't have the stats and skills to effectively break out of the pack when accelerating to max speed. Even when they do, if they're blocked, They're Blocked.Front runners try to take the lead from the start and don't have this issue.
>>580363045Fat hag
>>580364987
Will I regret this?
>>580365175
>>580365175Follow your cock
>>580365175If you want her, not really. She is quite useful in pure gameplay terms. You should always pick umas with your heart (dick)
>finally 5 star Teio because she's my favorite>do a run with her because it's been a while>fuck up badly>give up on senior year>throw a 10 roll on Zephyr's banner>rainbow gate>could it be?>it's Teio
>>580365108Made for breeding.
>>580365257I would pick Rob Roy if I could.
>>580365175No. Pick your favourite
>>580365175there's no point in playing if you don't train who you want to
>>580365270
>>580365279Use your cock again but excluding ZRR
>>580365270that's what you get for trying to be a cheating manwhore
>>580365175getyourfavegirlsimple as that
how many years I must wait for Transcend?
>>580365426
>>580365108Motherly body...
>>580364448Front is the easiest position even if you're not good at it because it has low requirements. When the game first came out people would just run front to compensate for having bad cards
>>580365426564
>>580365175Maybe Oguri Cap became my favorite because of how reliable she is.
>>580365426sperm hair KEK
sinful uma who uses her body to lure unsuspecting trainers to tomakomai
>>580365270serves you right
>>580365270>Veteran newcutie>Got Teio from the start>Got Teio dupe>Got Teio SSR (2lb)>While Rolling Tama got Teio anime versionI'm Teio bro too
I want to fill Flash's bakery oven with my white stuff
did we ever get an explanation of why Tamamo suddenly becomes a Soul Water character?
>>580365763absolute cutie
>>580365270Marked.
We fucked
>>580365175You'll only regret it if you don't actually like the character.
>>580365270>teio>favoritei refuse to believe that anyone says this
>>580365882I want to have sex with tama, even if only to find out how she'd sound during it, her funny dialect and all.
>>580365926>no sound
>>580365763>Im@s>Shows ive never heard of>Gacha gamesWhy is it always like this these days? When did gacha voiceovers become so ubiquitous among seiyu?
>>580366169It's because of the sheer roster size required.
>>580366071Shut the fuck up neicha
>>580366169being a seiyuu in japan is apparently complicated because the big names are taking the best roles so you gotta do what you gotta do
Wait this voice is Yui-chan. Why is she not playing a loli here?
>>580366328That's Shiroko
>>580366328She is busy playing my wife
>>580366169Cygames owns im@s and uma so I guess its easy to have the VAs voice characters in both?
>>580366385SEX
name three (4) uma musume with spanish names El Condor Pasa doesn't count
maybe Ardan wouldn't be injured so often if she wasn't plapping her trainer at mach 5 every night
someone post that witGODs card expiration png
>try to sleep>mind goes into overdrive mode to remind me of everything stupid I've done>want to kill myselfumamusume for this feel
>>580366420
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>580366071Teio wouldn't be my favorite if her seiyuu wasn't Machico, but unfortunately Machico is her seiyuu so Teio is my favorite
>>580366421El haloEl grasso wonderoEl CapoLos Tamamo
>>580366516Thank you for understanding, BA-bro.
>>580366421FenomenoDuramenteBuena VistaFurioso
>>580366385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6i3dCEkOcEThat's Taigei.
>>580366443Her lust for me is just that powerful. She can't suppress it..
>>580366509Benadryl Ship
How many of you are gay?
Who's the Shiroko of Uma Musume: Pretty Dahby?Oguri?
>>580366421DuramenteFuriosoBuena VistaGran AlegriaFenomenoVodka
>>580366601Buena Vista is pretty high on my wishlist for pure sex appeal.
>>580366509literally rulership
So do I just now circle through 3 umas and keep reusing them as parents for the next one?
>>580366670
>wanted to read Inari One story>forget to remove short events from startsNyooooo
>>580366645Special Week
Duramente is a spanish word? I thought it was italian
>>580366645Cafe
>>580366802Duramente = very hard
>>580366784so this is what a gacha brain looks like...
>>580366912That's rookie numbers
is it worth making a maruzensky parent for endclosersi need to farm her bond to get casual outfit
>>580366912Half of those EOS'd...
>>580366991We aren't getting a 2400m CM until L'Arc so no
no it is not worth making Maruzensky a parent although it is very fun to try
>>580366421Since no one answered I'll cheat and just namedrop them>Duramente>Furioso>Buena Vista>Fenomeno>Gran AlegriaMore than I imagined
>>580366802It's both.>>580366849Not really, "duramente" is an adverb, so it's like more like "harshly".
>>580364448>Newfriend wants to main FrontsNobody tell him about the Parent grind...
>>580367062We have the technology
>>580367020>>580366982Either way I have a hard time understanding gacha/phonefags that do this. To each their own (mental illness) and all, but man.
>>580367259but you have people with 30+ games on steam that they don't even touch
>>580366784Impressive lineup. I wish we had a non rythm love live or imas game in America.
>>580366784is the hololive game good/fun
>>580367259It's an autistic addiction, just like for jocks is alcohol, gambling for old widows and drugs for losers
>amerimutts mistaking spanish with italian
>>580366784Does that make Golshi the Kei kei of umamusume?
https://x.com/aeru_joba/status/2097526979943895474RIP
>>580367259Meh. They're free of course you try a few. Then as time passes you slowly uninstall or just don't play it.
>>580365270NO CHEATING TORENA
>>580367331only pokajan is actually fun
>>580367331no it's legit a cash grab
>>580367403Pokke's other son...
>>580367348I like Golshi but man never slander my artificial wife ever again
I need more
>>580367336it's a reasonable mistake since the word exists in both languages, dumb Tachyon poster
>>580367442Are you telling me... Le gacha games are...Le cash grab!?A... LE SCAM!?
>>580365270I got rudolf from every single free random ticket at launch. Then I paid 20$ for a random SER uma and got Rudolf again.
>>580367403Damn, rest in peace Oken Bruce Lee
>>580366757For newcuties yeah as you play the new umas to get to know them and get used to the gameplay. Once you're ready to advance, you do parent runs
>>580367507Dancing Brave should have been Kingu's actual mother in game and we should be seeing her all the time
>>580367518why is he still alive? why must he refuse the sweet embrace of death?
>>580367507Egyptian anime girls are the peak. Who is too middle?
>>580367336>both latin languages>have many similarities>anglo-saxon speakers mistake themUh oh spico meltyo
>>580367541
Which umas are KINO?
>>580367518It's a reasonable mistake if you don't know how much Italy and Japan make love with each other in both cultural and historic aspect.So the word would rather be an italian reference, rather than a spanish or portoguese if you don't have any other clues.
>>580367537>poor optimization>everything app>membership dues>low gem income compared to other music games
>>580367635Eishin Flash
>>580367635Stay Gold
>>580367635>teleports into 1st place before late-racetamachud is PEAK KINO
>>580367178Oh yeh, mb
>>580367462It was bait to get a kei kei imeji posted here. Sucker!
>>580367319Never played SIF2 and just downloaded it to have it>>580367331That's actually the japanese version of Bang Dream (Garupa ガルバ). I just wanted to see the collab.>>580367348Goldshit would probably be... Koyuki
>>580367606Indeed they are>whoI assume you mean below Kris S. That's Rigantona and we'll never see that deliciousness be playable
>>580367621>b-but they're both similar!!!>s-so they're the same right???>s-so i can assume the word is referencing to this language and not another one!!Amerimutt mindset at its finest.Well fortunately american hours are going to end soon and bread will be butter for a while.
>>580367635King Halo
>>580367635Vodka
>>580367635Raisu
Uh oh melty
>>580367635Gold Ship, Gold City and Stay GoldAnd Yeppers
>>580367820spic here. Yes, it is quite understandable
>>580367289Difference being those tend to be """"real games"""", not your average phone shit, or even worse, your average f2p "daily log in" garbo, which of course exists on PC as well, just not to the same degree.>>580367332That's one way to explain it.>>580367407Surely people that play multiple of these damn things at once are rare, but man I wonder what the fuck is going on in their heads.
>>580367981you're being autistic. it's a game. people play games.
You guys couldn't handle the real gameplay that was MANT
>>580368062I love MANT's gameplay, what I couldn't handle was the text speed and amount of clicks/loading screens
I'm thinkingIs it a good idea to place Inari one in TT in dirt? (instead of Haru Urara)She is supposed to be long...
>>580367784>never played sif2Neither did half the world lmao
>>580368024Some better than others, gacha being the lowest of the low due to gambling.
>>580368204Why doesn't America have a long dirt track?
>>580367854i see "it", it's time to "climb the wall"!!!
>>580368206>we're excited to launch the game>btw we're EOSing soon lol The fuck? No way this is real, right?
is L'arc fun? where does it sits among the last three scenarios?
>>580368062MANT was greatIt was the menus that were/are shit>>580368214Same could be said about MMOs but the only difference is gacha players are honest
Cutie
>>580368206Now Love live is kind of dead..>>580368269It's real bwo
>>580368298JPfags are hellbent on convincing us that larc is "good" like they did with GL, so it'll probably be just as shit as Our Grand Concert
>>580368214Jokes on them every aspect of Uma is gambling, from the pvp to the scenarios
>>580368062LIterally the only thing I didn't like about MANT was the fact that every run was 50+ minutes long. Otherwise I had way more fun when actually playing the game compared to GL
>>580368062I liked MANT except for how you only had 5 clocks a run
>>580368269It was, and it was hilariousThat basically killed Love Live unironically, which was sad because I really enjoyed the first rhythm game. I'm sure if you ask on the copium thread you'll get a more articulate answer
>>580368327>>580368206>LAUNCH SOON! By the way, CLOSURE not even TWO MONTHS later!No way that is fucking real. Why fucking bother at that point?>>580368339Imas was always better anyway.
>>580368298I really, really like that image
>>580368269https://x.com/lovelive_SIF_GL/status/1750407445552480274
>>580368245>long dirt trackJust go to india you best place for this
>>580368245they don't allow horses to race on the streets
>>580368327Why are her eyebrows so small in game!!!!!
>you can clank an SS in unity with 25 racesYou'd need shit ton of gold skills from pal cards though, even this is barely just scratched into SS with 3.5k SP
>>580368339For a dead franchise Love Live fags are still obnoxious on the internet
>>580368449 >>580368403LMAO WHAT AHAHAHAHAHA
i blame LLSIF for making me a fan of idol gachas
Am I only getting blue stats during inspiration because my affinity is only a single circle? Before this I was getting a bunch of pinks and whites as well with double circle.
>>580368409>our boy miura couldn't be bothered to write more berserk and would rather play imasCan't argue against that, no matter how much I love Nico and Nozomi
>>580368454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bnGkjHk7ec
>>580368547Nyes affinity matters
>>580368403the spirit of Love Live lives on with Kitasan, Nice Nature, TM Opera, Seiun Sky, Loves Only You. and maybe forgetting some. >>580368540same
>>580368547You get better RNG with higher affinity/double circle, yes. There's an actual affinity number behind it but the game doesn't show it because we're playing a shit game.
LoveLive has an ugly art style and is only good for porn
>>580368547BasicallyEven with high affinity, both are RNG, and the percentage to inherit them is low, so even though affinity helps, it's normal not to inherit shit
Oh shit, everyone gets to wear glasses in wit lv 5? I just love girls with glasses.
>>580368495They always fucking were, for literally no good reason>>580368554G1 had some likable girls, never gave a shit for anything beyond that pointImas meanwhile, has multiple generations with girls I can vibe with or jerk off to, easily.LL always felt weirdly generic an samey to me, at least looks like.
>>580367635yuKINO bijin
>>580368707ACKSHUALLY It'sYEPPino Bitchy
>>580367635my boywife
>>580368702Fuji Kiseki and Finemo
Look at my horseToo bad I missed Pace S.
>>580368214It's a phase.
>>580369024I see
Finally got 2 usable great grandparents. Fan gain’s gonna tank for now. Gomen danchou!
It's been a year huh
>>580368679You can set these up in home Menu -> Photo Studio
>>580369083Good!
Smart Falcon...
>>580369357Yes
Are we posting glasses Umas now?
Just wanted to do a 10 pull to get new girls to train.
>>580369435No. 4 and you die
>>580369546Spechud
>>580369435
This is the only glasses uma I found in my folder and I regret nothing I've lost gallons to it
>>580369546Copa!
>>580369546Congrats on your Rudolf
>>580368454i'll fertilize both of those titcows
>>580369546Gratz fellow Kita enjoyer
>>580369546Yoroshikune, toreena!
oh no no no she so small
>>580369546please be Shakur
>>580369546Feeling Oguri
>>580369586but I thought uma porn was banned
>>580369546tamachud
>>580369586
>>580369586>under spoiler>nipples coveredYou're on thin ice
>>580368849I hate you, now I can't unsee it.
>>580369586is this sfw
>>580369586Based. I cum buckets to busty bookworms too.
>>580369586you're going to kill the newfriend. he's a zrr fag
>>580369546WHO DID YOU GET?
>>580369586is this cloud slop, or open slop?
>>580370068yes it's safe for wank
>>580370150I wish I knew it's quite decent
>>580370068Depends on the mod who sees it. Some ban you if it's sexual or lewd in nature, even if there are no visible genitals or nipples. It's always a dice roll, but I'm grateful Anon rolled them.
>>580366071i was saying it when the game first launched on global because i just finished watching season 2then, i ended up liking all the 1 star umas instead when i played the game
>>580370130
grown ass womam
>>580355658WEI thread
>>580369546you're getting tamachud TWICE like me
>>580370304When in doubt, it's either closed cloud slop, or if you're lucky open china slop.Shame we will likely never find out...
>>580370156Stop your jokes, take this siriusly
My Rickey fucking suucks Is 550 stam too little for dirt mile TT?
>>580370358Women act like kids in front of the man they like
>>580370358my nigga in christ that's a highschooler, give her some time
>>580370515Without recoveries it might be cutting it close.
What are you eating today?
>>580370623water
>>580370573>highschoolerso is maruzensky, but she's as mature as they come
>>580370623No one eats at 9PM bro
>>580370613Thought so, she also has second wind and mad dash in shietDamn...
>>580370623just so many fat girthy veiny throbbing dicks and balls
>>580370623I just ate some beans mixed with scrambled eggs.
>>580370573>merimutt still aroundCome on, you should go sleep, next day you have to work for your lord and saviour Big Yahu
>>580370320Smug Brian
>>580367096Imagine the self esteem collapse Light Hello would have if you fail Grand Live...
>>580368269>>580368409amazing it's real, the game died really bad in Japan before the global release so they had to complete contract of releasing the game and say "look, the game is already dead, you guys enjoy while you can"
>>580370809no
>>580370623I have rice going in my rice cooker, and once it gets almost finished I'm going to cook some corn, black beans, and ground beef to go with the rice
>>580370809Narita Brian
>>580370831logosex
>>580370831plain girls...
post something cute
>>580370886Make sure NOTHING in your meal is green - otherwise you won't be a proper gamer!
>>580370968that sex hair
>>580370824>have succesful franchise>it's more popular worldwide than other topdogs of the industry>make a piss cheap game that makes millions>all the animes, concerts and songs have from moderate to huge success>what do now>i know>kill the first game and put all the resources on another game that differs greatly from the other one people liked>oh no nobody liked it>let's do it again but use ALL resources to make this a success!>oh no it flopped even worse>this franchise is dead because obviously people don't care enough about it, yeah that has to be itA modern Shakesperean tale if I've ever seen one
>>580370831I have a type...
>>580371034But the hamburger that Jordan puts in her burger pocket has lettuce on it
>>580371096I'm lonelytype now
>>580371096love plain girls, simple as
>>580371034but what about the mountain dew bottle?
>>580371012
>>580371096a.... logo.... type?
>>580370358digitan>wowww thank you for bringing me out toreina now lets take a look at these oshikino!shartfartcum>HOOOOOOEEEEEEEEH THANKIE MCSPANKIES FOR BRINGING ME OUT HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THESE ACRYLIC SLOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I BOUNCE LIKE THIS *jumps all over the place at 30 megahertz*
What is the first white spark breakthrough? A+?Im going to fanmaxxx half tp URA but wondering if I should do something retarded like +55 races and just get B+ umas or maybe reduce the racecount a bit and get A+ in hopes of gigaloopa
A day with amagami posting is a good day
>>580371179there are no other breakthroughs aside from SS
why does /uma/ like boring characters like logotype
>>580371163.... say that again?
>>580371242>logotype>boringngmi
>>580371242She's simple and clean...
I just realized that the girls bounce up and down when selecting the guts training. I don't like the path I'm heading down already especially after seeing >>580369586
Fact: Smart Falcon
>>580371085They killed the 1st game for the 3rd game which was the same thing.
>>580371328>simple and cleanSounds like a brand of toilet paper, but I agree.
Imagine being such a massive fudge packing homosexual you don't like characters like Logotype
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX
>>580370736???
Reading Inari One story, i will keep you posted
>>580371381>bro immediately thinks about homosexualsbro…
>>580371231Naruhodo, breaking Hagruzensky's knees with A aptitude on everything and 60 races it is then
>>580371328 >>580371442I hate her outfit and look, it's too cute for some reason. Simple is besto, as they like to say.
>never heard of logotype>look up>still not playablepain
>>580371354The bounces in this game are out of control sometimesAlso gratz on Zephyr
>>580371375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigzN-4JR14&list=RDUigzN-4JR14&start_radio=1
>>580371034>>580370809
Type this
>>580371532this
fdsfgs
>>580371604it's the opposite, fgsfds
>>580371354Your account are forcing you to focus front, You have enough front uma to cover any tracks now
>>580371603
Speaking of unplayable umas, Rose Kingdom when
>>580371640Isn't she Pace?
>>580371662Never.
Speaking of unplayable umas
>>580371654
>>580371640Anon... Zephyr is pace and ONLY pace
>>580371741Too expensive
Remember this one is mine
before the image limit hits,uma tummer
>>580371741
more like taimanin zephyr
>>580371827
who is the smartest umamusume?
>>580371741That one will NEVER probably be playable because of the VA, sadly
GL could've been better if they lowered down the total overall tokens needed to buy all the songs. It's literally almost impossible to get 23/23 songs which gives you the max stat reward you can get from this scenario unless you have all the planets aligned. Back in unity you literally only needed to beat Riko to get max stat reward
>>580371870
>>580371918Sakura Bakushin O
>>580371815You need to avatarfaggot to actually claim an uma
>>580372008What is stat difference between 23 song and 20 song?
>>580372008No? I got my first 23 song during the first week while playing casually. Nobody just bothers with 23 because the last few songs will always be event chain, and they're useless during URA Finale
>>580371741i blushed
>click on post career>see my carat stash changing in values before the loading screen fully whites out
is 650 stamina one gold and triple 777 enough?
>>580372094Yeah bro I also got 23/23 song once and never again. The keyword I forgot here is consistently>>580372042For 20 songs its +15 to all stat, and +18 if you get all the songs
>>580371918>30% wit growth
>>580372116Auf der Heide blümt ein kleines Blümelein, und das heißt Eishin Flash!
>>580372008you really shouldn't be going for 23 songs anongl has a lot of other problems, it's a shit scenario but not because of the 23 song token requirement
>>580372267and a sieg heil and a heil hitler to you too, Eishin Furasshu
luv plain girls
>>580372265shakur does seem like one of the few who has most of her shit figured out, very respectable
>>580372219its' enough for something
>>580372350Turning plain girls into single moms is my fetish.
>>580372352too bad she's stuck with taking care of two Irish umamusumes
I just can't seem to be able to pass B+ with my current level. I'm starting to feel the need for better cards, as I'm ended up with terrible skills.
>>580372350Love that ponytail.
>>580372260When do you get the +15? By end of december or do I need them earlier
>>580372371works for me
>>580372219Nyo, you want 800+gold and a white recovery is about 70 stamina, so you're like 80 stamina short
>>580371448Making statement out of nowhere just for pointing out subtle pedophilia or hebephilia because your mind is broken by western media
>>580371779She's just exactly my type...
>>580372505ah shit, guess i'll do more runs tyi forgot to mention i have racing mood but i doubt it will be enough still
>>580371474>still around amagami postingbased
I haven't taken a shower in a month
>>580372491Early December, after the final concert is over. You'll need to buy at least 18 songs before Hello gives you the final song before the concert, If you don't you'll get +12 stat instead after the concert is over
>>580372684ovr repvtation…
>>580372662mood would be enough if you also had a second stam green and even then you'd only not die if you were at great mood. Shit sucks, this scenario hands out such little amount of stam...
>>580372469remember grand live is the scenario with the peak stats currently, but at the same time it's probably the most restrictive yet if you don't have the cards tailored around it, i'd suggest you check unity, it got buffed and was very fun and viable even with SR cards and 1-2 SSRs
>>580372687But the final concert is late december right. Early december is 18 for that song
>>580372786I only have normals.
Wedding Dober
My midnight snack is noodles and breadyes all the fats going to my thighs
Wait what the fuck? Why are stam reqs for 2500 so high
>>580372840Umm don't let Dober overhear you
>>580372821figures, there's a super creek banner coming soon with SSR Mr CB if you end up using umas like gold ship, probably a good banner to roll... but i can't lie the new player experience sounds really hard, remember you can also clear stories to unlock some SSRs, but you'll still need currency to buy them, the more i think i can suggest the more i remember a new player may not have the tools for it, i'm sorry :(
>>580371662Rose Kingdom is so cool....
>>580372469stop playing ura
>getting called out as "larper" by people because i want to have sex with uma and/or sexualize her or like her because she's sexyWasn't the whole Otaku culture about wanting to have sex with anime girls too?Why is this bad now?
shan't be falling for the disciple of the evil horse Gimlet
>>580372946Higher speed caps + he's predicting quadra stamina debuffers
>>580372946because im running double murmursorry anon it was my fault
>>580372946They aren't, some fuckers always overestimate them
>>580372821You started at a rough time because there wont be a good banner to roll on for a month (and even that one is debatable) and the next free support rolls on a good banner wont be until end of november/early december
>>580373058who the fuck caaaaaaaaaaaares man just jerk your shrimpy to highschoolers
>>580373083>he's predicting quadra stamina debuffersit literally says no debuffers on the screen
>>580372795Yeah my bad
>>580373146>highschoolers>>580370736
>he snacked
>>580373158Oh wtf i misunderstood him
>he still falls for the sloptuber stam gaslights
Dober...
>>580373058They're the larpers.
>>580373058Just show them your plat to shutdown any larper accusation and direct it back at them ...You do have a plat right?
>>580373345only 2
>>580373209bro if u wanna fuck 16 year olds just own it man don’t be such a fucking pansy about it man
>>580373301Fake. Dober is the most het uma
Is there a point on doing this after you cleared out the rewards?
>>580373462yes, collecting cute images
>>580373058Just get out of xitter and also dont listen to tr*nnies here there a lot of them for some reason
>>580373440Dober gets light headed whenever she smells the manly scent of her trainer...
>>580373462you unlock scenes and since they're timegated maybe it also counts for the archive? i didn't check
>>580373403Good enough. Always remember actually playing the game and getting plats is always > than actual larpers orbiting the fandom community thinking they're hot shit
Club points... I sure hope the story cards aren't worth the effort.
>>580373462To find the rare variants. Cafe has a date at night, Mambo eats ramen.
>>580373408>all of those are 16yo despite you can clearly see there are more mature women and kids>no age clearly stated>only a few of them you can properly guess by statement
>>580373503Based Taiki killing that gypsy donkey Fuku
>>580373503Taiki is such a bro
>>580373503She's the best
>>580373614>>580373615>>580373663I want to post a couple images of Taiki being Dober's wingman (and Dober fucking up) but image limit. Next thread
>>580371179Vodka would be fucking destroyed if she saw this gif
>>580373538suzuka and spe i think are the best? but i've been using brian for auto races, there's also rice and mcqueen for very budget stamina cards especially for long races as their gold skill is tailored for it BUUUUUUUT they're "agemasen" cards which means they have a chance to give the white version of the skill instead, i believe it's based on your current stat when the chain ends, in their case stamina, meaning the more stamina you have the better chances to get the gold version
>>580373538As the name implies you need to be in a club to get any meaningful amount of club points. Some of the cards are alright to bridge you over until you get a better deck with gacha SSR/SRs. Try to get into an active club that trades shoes and stuff
>>580373503love how taiki is always the wingman in such comics with different girls too.What a good girl
>>580373730She’d fall to her knees and imitate that one image with the werewolf yelling at the sky
...
any bakers
>>580373854Cant , Im at work
naked_nishino_flower.jpg
>>580373742The wingman needs to hook up with her own trainer too...
baker gets a smooch
>>580373854No, this is the last one.
>>580373829kaichou...
>>580373987>>580373987>>580373987
