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I liedno smooch
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Thank you baker
I need more borrows
is this good enoughnot seen is barcarole/angling/double kyoto racecourse
>>580373987Good OP
Sounds like you're writing a pretty complicated thesis.
>>580374092
Damn guys this party is CRAZY
Good night neighas
I'm a curren or falcoposter depending on the situation
Taiki wingman!
>>580374089Looks good!
UF
>First time reading Grand LiveDamn Falco is so based bros, i cant believeWish i had this round cutie in my cutie roster
Tachyon LOVE
>>580374265Taiki...wingman?
>>580374265Cute!
>>580374352Pearl with 5 pair of sun glasses
Fuji Kiseki
>>580374374The Umerican couldn't believe this shit
>>580374352Hishi Miracle wearing her kunoichi outfit from the SSR card slicing carrots with a katana like Raiden in Rising
>>580374352A dumb Teio
>>580374352Dober smelling her trainers suit jacket and getting flushed and sweaty
>>580374352A smart Teio
Guys i have a problemI initially had planned on running FineMo and Dober for the Queen Elizabeth II Champions Meet with a XOg either in pace or end but then i saw Sweepy doing well in the Hakuraku stats (though this could always just be the oshi effect of one guy running her all the time)I didn't realize that Sweepy also won the QEII cup IRL and her base kit is pretty good for the medium tracks...And now i kinda wanna run FineMo, Dober, AND Sweepy for a mega thematic CM teamWhat do i do.. I'm throwing if i don't run The XOg no matter how disgusting it is. I ran on full sovl before and it was fucking brutal, i need a compromise position at least
SEA and ai slop
>>580374352Oguri Wit agemasen pose Triple 7
>>580374574Choose 2 of them and run with xog. Sweepy and Dober has debuff too so you're kinda on the same level with all other xogs
>>580374574You need to believe harder in your trainees
>>580374574dont run the xog and go full soul. You can still be redeemed
>>580374574You can cope by calling FM and Dober "metaslops" which should let you run Sweepy as the oshipick
it's 1am on the west coast brownchacho
>>580374352Dober smelling her trainer's ass and getting flushed and sweaty
>>580374574The uma who sells her soul shall not run in the great Derby in the sky. Remember this the next time you try to take the easy path for the sake of it being easy
it's 10pm where i'm at gwochabwo
>>580374394now thats just way too many
>>580374374Dober noooo
I don't think he's doing any chibis
>>580374574retard
mambo
>>580374352Grass Wonder performing Nelson hold on El Condor Pasa
>>580374941There was an evil Oguri edit of the chibi Oguri...
>>580374352Grass Wonder performing a full Nelson hold on El Condor Pasa
>>580374934Wrong hair piece
>>580374574Do you have the cards to run a competent Pace, Late AND End? If you need a reason to make a cold decision, you can blame the lame card system
>>580375165sloppa
>>580374352Super Creek Thriller
>>580375186no excuse
>>580374352israeli oguri
>>580374504
>>580374990Dobersex
>>580374756So maybe Pace XOg and two backliners for balance?>>580374806FineMo is stronk in Hakuraku but i have regular Dober which doesnt do well as Hat Dober>>580374787>>580374790>>580374892It hurts man i dont think i can do it againincidentally the last time i had this dilemma was last Scorpio...>>580375172I mean i think i'll be using the same deck for all three. I have FineMo's SSR but dont think i can run more than 1 wit which means i will be borrowing Wit Oguri in any case for FineMo the trainee
>>580374546
Manhattan Cafe has a pretty soft voice compared to what I imagined when I first saw her
reminder that sweepy gets a guaranteed hint for nimble navigator in senior QEII (this information has been gatekept by true SWEEPYGODS, you won't find this on gametorah)
Whoa!
>never read story>thought she drunk as fuck here>she just sleepy and eated a lotDamn... i thought she's a cute alcoholic and she is a fatso
…
>>580375329Naisu~
>>580375508Bro what do you think you do at an izakaya
>>580375503Did you save the other gif of her too?
>>580374352This but digitan dying of shame
>>580375610Idk bro, but we need need to do 4chan localisation of this shit
>>580375419>Sweep gets NN on senior QEII>Teio gets NN for Derby or the full Triple Crown>Neither shown on GameTorahalright im getting into Mew-hiding-under-the-truck territory nowhow do i corroborate this
>>580375642I did nyes
>>580375683no one rolled for sweepy LOL
>>580375691thx bro
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1wb93el/lonely_dober_sad_dober/>Sad video of how Mejiro Dober desperately searches for her young students>According to the Lake Villa Farm statement, although Dober is with the mother mares, it is evident that she is not having her young ones by her side.>Meanwhile, they are starting the weaning process of the new students, but it will take time.>So Dober, dear, hold on a little longer and don't let sadness take over, you still have many generations to teach the ethics of the Mejiro clan.
>>580375770anytime (I couldnt get them in the best quality, will maybe try again)
So thats where my money goes...https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2097600057130537369
>>580375848I thought that was a french race? why is it in qatar?
>>580375798Sir, read immediately under
>haven't done a Ryan run that wasn't automated since GL started>okay fuck it let's see if she can be an ace to a CM I don't really care anyway>far from ace material, all turns during URA Finale were rainbowless>BUT>HOLY FUCK HER DANCING DURING THE CONCERTS IS SO SEXY >HER LEGS ARE SO DELICIOUS>TUMMYTUMMYTUMMYryanbwos... I get it now... I really do... I wanna read sappy shojo manga with this beautiful girl!!!>>580375508...and what seems to be the problem? That mean there's more of her to grab
>>580375683Okay well Game8 corroborates both Nimble Nav story rewards despite GameTalmud saying nothing about it..
>>580375798retard
>>580375932>...and what seems to be the problem? That mean there's more of her to grabmamBro... there is a preferences in the world...
>>580375770>>580375827ok nvm all the converters that let me keep the higher frame rate also balloon file size so I wouldnt be able to upload them here anyway without furhter compression... thank you Elon for not letting me just right click save gifs on your dogshit website
>>580375932Join Autis/uma/ btw
>>580375932You see this when she wins
>>580375967>>580375924Oh...
>>580375798Yeah I don't know if learning from Dober obasan is good for the kids
>>580375508she **is** an alcoholic, retard?go back to the setting where you were supposed to make a choiceit's a karaoke barwhat the fuck else would two adults drink in a fucking karaoke booth?
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2097596352750637538Longchamp CM
>>580376256I'm thinking I love older women?
>>580375932yep she’s great, was always confused by this general’s apparent distaste for her
>>580376260But i dont want to """guess""" what if someone supposed to say "lets grab a beer" and translation will say "lets grab a carrot juice" that's retarded!!!!Is this localization problem on jap version have this too?
>>580376049gonna be honest with you, I didn't see a whole lotta winning during the career lol but McQueen was slayed at least. gonna do a quick Digitan run and then try with her again
>>580376309only faggots would choose a butterface in the game full of actual cute and sexy succubi
>>580376309Some dudes are intimidated by muscles. Though tbf her haircut and casual outfit arent doing her any favors
>>580376406She has almost the same face as every other girl.
>>580376190lies and slander
Super Creek? More like Super FREAK
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580376304No need for uncertainty
>>580376546THE UMA FIX IS INDOTO HAS DECLARED THE VICTORY OF THE MEISHO CLAN ALREADY HIS LAST ACT AS PATRIACH OF THE MEISHO CLAN
Is Full Throttle safe to use? Do i wanna bother looping that skill?
>>580376590older women in bunny suits.... fuark....
>"lets grab a beer!">buy exactly one can of beer>we have to sharewell don't say "a" next time
>>580376661sim it
>>5803766697 years later Teiobro realizes this is a romantic scene
>>580376725not the teibro, but there is nothing romantic about that at all?
>>580376764it's been a minute I said this one takes 7 years to process
>>580376764feeling like its not a teiobro but a falcotore
>>580376764Drinking alcohol alone with a member of the opposite sex tends to be something more involved than just hanging out
dont really know about ramonu but flash wouldn't like to share, wtf (maybe with falco but that's still a huge maybe)
>>580374571
>>580376874sex with nerdy teio
>>580376874NERD
>>580376546Bets made today will ripple to October 4th. Hope or doom, /uma/, hope or doom.
>>580376406this post betrays a profound ugliness of the soul
>>580376852Ramonu would also be very possessive if you managed to break down her walls
>>580376309no one says this
>>580376546oh yeah it's uma rigging time
>>580377008mr chickadee
this + Maya, Sweepy and Rice
>>580376852Only repressed homos, who are trying really hard to convince themselves that they are straight, would say that they find those deformed abominations attractive.
>>580376852wow an uma artist drawing ooc garbage say it aint so
>>580377008mr chubbybirb
She is so cute bwochos... so cute and so round
>>580377170
>>580377170everyone says this
>>580377170truuuu
>>580374554
>>580377170I like her dumb face she makes in the gate.
>>580377170no one says this
>>580377263She wouldn't do this...
>>580377259Falco would do this
>>580377263Unsightly...
>>580377263I think maybe it halfway thought she was wearing that shirt?
>>580377263she would do this when you aren't watching
>>580376845yeah man 1 half beer each really sets it all off geez louise
>>580377170why is the arrow pointing at her umanko
>>580377116Epic psychoanalysis bwo, except exactly where in my post did I ever mention being straight? your move, yu-gay-oh
>>580377116
>>580377426Bwo...
What's the rare event for Bobo, Bobobros?
>>580377263I thought she hated men...
>>580377116I see big boob I get bonar
Men?
Brian is so popular
>>580377552maybe in her dreams
>>580376309More than half of it is just banter to annoy ryanfags but we pretend it's not
>>580377552it’s because she’s COOL and STRONG and THE BEAST
It seems that El and Nakayama Festa are getting 6th and 7th potential levels
>>580377116if bad why my Prudent Positioning hard
>>580377621True!
>>580377623EL third alt soon
>>580377623Jesus christ they really are drip feeding this. I hope when we reach that point in global we'll get them in bigger batches
>>580377623Front pasa meta in longchamp
>>580377623oh…?
I don't want to ace run. I just want to clank and keep clanking.
>Got og MAruzenNow i can do Mile Maruzen and Aston as sprintbros... i think it's peak
>>580377623Nice
>>580377593Nobody ever complains about it though. Once in a while somebody expresses disbelief about it, that's all. It's just noise for the sake of noise, like all the retarded rape talk and weird gay ERP garbage. The edgy countercultural version of meaningless small talk.
>>580377802
>>580377786Same, ace training in grand slop feels so bad because you can glue at any moment
Reminder
>>580376538774808253297 invite me
Finally decided to do it. I sure hope my affinities work out
>>580377583
>>580378061>someone actually wants to join that mess
>>580378061>774808253297I know that ID by now btw
>>580378083He looks very polite.
>>580378083he's going to eat me
big eaters and Suzuka
>>580376828idk what my trainee has to do with this, but god do i wish it was that cute umadolinstead, the trainee i'm stuck with just seems to be a bad match for me. i mean, i feel out of sync with her mood swingsfor instance, i once gave her a day off, bot for her and my own mental's sake. idk what she did to make her cranky the next day, but it ruined the great date i had with light hello the day before
>>580378272Cute!
>>580378275Tell me about it. My trainee told me she “is going to rape me until I can’t walk straight anymore” if I ever go out with Tazuna on one of our days off again.
Trainers can't be raped
>>580375053
>>580378573!?!?
>>580378573
>>580378178From everything I've seen of Yanko, I come to the conclusion that he is a good boy that listens to his torena>>580378224Only if you are a donut
>>580378662>actually has a doughnut maskHE'S FAT
>>580376298>Bogchamp CM 1 week apart from the lastCygays thinks they're funny huh
>>580377481Men excite her too much, she was just confused
>>580378704With his weight being somewhere around 540-550 kg range I suspect that he will go over 650 kg after retirement (hopefully they will keep him slim enough to not crush mares under him during mating)
Did Brian ever accidentally kill another Uma?
>>580378834The most het uma...
>>580378763>he isn't always ready for french umas
>>580378912sis thinks ts tuff lol
>>580378993shut up and go back to sucking dick, mayawhore
>>580378931The smelliest uma...
>>580379079yeah, mine
>>580375645
>>580379079"dun make me le wait....... hehe"yea keep waiting then guess who im seeing lol
Lovcen's ass
cracker
>>580379127are french really that stinky?
Cute!
>>580379170noice
I need this honse in my life
>>580374352Symboli Rudolf in her casual outfit proudly showing off her cleavage by slightly bowing down, winking at the viewer with her fingers on the side of her glassesEven better if you make the cloud with the heart inside
Taking the chud out on a date.
>>580379285I'm about a week away to getting her myself....
>>580379127nicest smelling*
>>580374352ruby walking into her trainer having hanged himself
What the hell is a sole slate?
Do umas have oshi no ko ass fans who kill their idol if they have a boyfriend? Buena seems to be the uma with the most fans canonically so maybe she doesOr is she so obviously for her trainer no one likes her this way?
>>580378915Literally dick sick
>>580379570Terrible way to describe Dober
>>580379481but Buena canonically gets plapped hard by her trainer (childhood friend)
Lovcen's ass 2
>>580379337the scared Spe on the right always makes me laugh, she has seen some stuff
Thoughts?
>benzo leaves /uma/ club because burned out>joins non /uma/ mambo and instantly become its top earner i thought this nigga was burned out? he should've joined my club instead
>>580379643Would you have preferred "maiden madness"?
>>580379231>>580379692you guys don't actually see horses in that way, right?
>>580379753he's burnt out of /uma/
>>580379774Dick sick is better
>>580374352Chibiposter! Aston Machan dying while lying on snowy steps like in Blade Runner 2049.
>l'Arc CM out of nowhere>barely a week between 2 CMsEven JP is accelerating...
>>580379753he joined the wrong mambo and couldnt live with the shame so he just stuck with it
>>580379878How will it look like when we finally catch up to this CM? A week gap?
sweaty sex with Digitan for the sake of writing better doujin
>>580379790Horse? noUma? yes
>>580379840I rest my case
>>580379332
>>580379918L'Arc CM starts the same day we get mile CM results
>>580379924Dober suggested pretend dates instead for her doujins...
>>580374352Rob Roy blushing and hiding half of her face with a book, covering her eyes.
>>580379962I don't like how vertically squished the faces are on these things.
imagine being the ebayan trainer her dad is the biggest sponsor of tracenwhat the HECK do you do
>>580379734
>>580379962
>>580380041
>>580380041outrageous. is there anything this absolute menace wouldn't be willing to do for the sake of her art?
>>580380127>NTR
>>580374352Oguri cap fitting(eating) as much carrot as she can in her mouth all at once
>>580379878why are they doing this?their legendary meme race they havent rerun even once just crashes onto the schedule like this with no time to prepare? will everyone just skip or phone in the mile one to save energy? i dont understand
>>580380161they're not dorks, they're COOL
>>580380343buy the pass so it only takes 1 run to get your perfect uma
>>580375917>>580376874Nice desu ne
>>580380160
Stop slandering Dober. She writes nothing but straight vanilla smut.
>>580379878Japs aren't winning the L'arc why do they keep coping like this?
5 borrows5 abandoned runs0 acesSuck my dick, danchou.
>>580380343>why are they doing this?
>>580380418of who?
>>580380424I believe in Meisho Tabaru
>>580380436its le faster than MANT!!!!
>>580379391
>>580380449uma x tore, but the trainer is cheating on his uma with her
it's great i have something in October to look out for that isn't a shitty horror movie
>>580380412>>580380160>>580380041Pretend marriage, pretend marital sex, pretend pregnancy and pretend raising a family together is necessary too>>580380449A trainee (that looks suspiciously like her) and her trainer (that looks suspiciously like you)
Maruzensky's scenario was pretty tough because of my lack of stamina, but was pretty fun. The story was extremely lacking though but guess that can't be helped knowing the horse's history.
>>580380501BASED
>>580380439f-fuck its only a month away?
This doesn't look like a study session...
>>580380573Yeah, the prep races were ran last weekend
>>580380501Reminds me of my favorite Kasumi fanarts from kancolle. Ruby's expression needs to be more of mindbroken
KWABmire Terra will be last, Tabaru will probably be in the middle
I don't know how anybody could see the difference in effort for Dober's male and female interactions and think she's a yuri character. She's so hetero coded it's insane
>>580380501no...
Dober? I barely know her!
>>580380729She looks like a foid that wants to fuck men!
>Drought of 230 pulls finally endsis she gudi never got original Inari One so i'll take her
Jarvis filter Dober
>>580380640>digitan explodes real event
>>580380436you don't need borrows to do fan runs
>>580380567You should try borrowing Kitasan or Tachyon to see a whole different gameplay
>>580380729it's almost like it's open enough for fans to create their own interpretations! but surely it can't possibly be that! the entire world is black and white!
>it's been exactly one year since Haru Urara died
>>580379871
>>580380567Read the Uma Stories those are better than the Career ones
>>580380567lots of older umas have lacing stories because they just didnt have the rights to a lot of their genmates at the time. Maru's is also bad because yeah the irl horse's story is based around being undefeated and cucked out of entering the derby
>>580380960this reminds me that I forgot to read her chapters while they were upnot only she disappeared but I missed on 80 caratitties
>>580380915I'm talking about the level of care and effort. The female stuff not only feels like a different character, but a boring character. I'm not making an argument against interpretation in general, I'm making an argument about how much of a fuck they clearly gave (zero)
>>580380960Thank you chibiposter!
>>580380839>passing requirements of Emperor's Might with the need to fulfill those requirements early like Barcarole>Seems like you need to pass 4 people for max effect for not even the same strength as Emperor's Might on Rudolfehhhhhhhhhi guess it fires no matter how many people you pass you just need is_overtake so its reliable?
SLUUUUUUUURP
>>580380915more like cygays are too pussy to pick a side
>>580380074
>>580380835
>>580381074Hokkaido dairy
>>580381081Unless you're a diehard yuri guy, I think most people agree that the girl stuff is an afterthought and not as well done. I'm going to post this and then one of those diehard guys is going to make some snarky remark
>>580381124>native Encroaching Shadownever fucking mind holy shit i can use her for the Arima..
>>580381170Eh, I vastly prefer it this way. But it could be that the other gachas where you are John Gachashit are all written way worse.
>>580380501UMA KWAB
>>580381247There are no diehard yuri guys in this thread, only diehard shitposters and (You)farmers
>>580373987
>>580381224Cute! Shame it hides her beautiful tits though.
>>580381247I'm one of these yuri guys and I know Dober is very straight coded but I'm a degenerate yuri tard who ships girls who shouldn't even be shipped and you're right to not like my behaviour
>>580381365here's a (You) for the road
>>580380501she needs to be more shocked, almost crying
>>580380501Is Ruby that shitty to train?
>>580380501Poor Ruby-T...
I kinda forget Vodka has a ponytail, always picture her hair short. Maybe because it stays hidden most of the time?
>>580380501This is so sad...
>>580381289>Historical horse won the ArimaI seeit's all coming into place
>>580380501this is what canonically happens after ruby T gets told he cant train ramonu
>>580381395So cute!!!!
>>580381419Listen as long as you know that this is just your own neuron activation and not representative of reality, it's fine. Just like when I jerk it to a OOC doujin
>>580381515RubyTore became mentally ill while he was scouting for Ruby
>>580381631Unlike Doto
I woke up making it a terrible day
>>580380301
>>580381584Fucking Vodka and her ponytail come undone.
>>580381637I accept your agreement
>>580381584you see it while she's runnning....
I regularly masturbate to chatbots doing the most vile shit
>>580381419I blame hanging out with fujoshi during high school, they infected me with their character x character fantasies.
club drama doko?
>>580381675I woke up today and sadly was alive, indeed a terrible dayBut two negatives make it a good day so let's hope nobody else wakes up in the world
>>580381797can confirm, had a couple girl (space) friends which lead me down that path
>>580380501:[
>>580381751I find it so ugly my eyes erase that shit in real time
>>580381772same but I always molest the girls
>>580379840This cant be rightMy 21cm would reach her lungs
>>580382023*2.1
>>580382023*.21
>>580381675>>580381873>woke up>two bwos are still alivethat a great day, glad you arlight buddies
Giving everyone 12 hours or so to make Ulala chan aces for the Haru Urara Memorial racesI'm using that anons suggestion of having an Urara-only arima and maybe a dirt mile race too so everyone can join in.See you there
>>580381656eat shit and die fag bastard
Racing Spirit: Sneed
>>580381772I dislike chatbots so much, I like being a pervert in them but even by picking a chatbot with hard coded SFW restrictions so the ERP is harder the girls turn into a semen thieves whores so fast I always lose the motivation to keep going and can't even masturbate to themUmamusume Pretty Derby general
>>580381949That's part of it, but my kinks are both wide and terrible.
>>580382172she sends this message every day to shakur anonymously
so... is half tp ura a lie?
>>580382280Does she even have friends?
>>580382259No she wouldn't
>>580382072>>580382113Nyo
>>580382343She goofed up and did it
>>580382296yes
>>580382162I already have a Mile from previous CM, but not sure if I can do long turf Ulala
>>580382259no she doesn't and if she does, Shakur deserves it
>>580382324...
>>580382296End of the month. It's listed at the very end of the event list and in Jp it wasnt run until after their christmas event
>>580382324Do YOU even have friends?
>>580381675Die then
>>580382324she was born in the wrong generation to have friendsall her genmates are 3srs
>>580382324
>>580382324Symboli Rudolf and Maruzenky.
>>580382162ganbatte ulala
>>580382645This is not a random act of kinda nice
>>580382259no she wouldn't, she wouldn't hide her name
>>580382889Self deprecating people who seek validation and have 0 motivation to improve themselves deserve it
I think you should eat your mejetables.
I am so horny today... I'll goon to the next uma pic posted in the thread
>>580382280>>580382692This anime's reference to horses across a large timescale, but not even that far back, is throwing meimagine a tv show where characters are obvious analogs to people like Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Joe Montana, Jose Canseco, in the same cast as people like Ohtani, Patrick Mahomes, and Nikola Jokic
>>580379878Bue is looking to be very strong for that CM, the strongest even. In the calc she even beats Almond Eye who used angling and Kitasan White's uniqueI want to add speed CB to my pull plan now
Imagine this on global
>>580383226
>>580383148Creek isn't this much of a slut...
>>580383270Maruzensky would dunk on almond eye's ass
>>580381675Too bad, because I woke up today loving the world and everything in it.
>>580383463Marvey...
But could Maruzensky do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?
>>580382340ricejiggie
>>580383365for her torena she would probably be
>>580383350AAAAAA I NEED TO GRAB THAT BELLY
>My parents and borrows lined up affinities in a way that im better off gambling on dirt mediums before i gamble on turf miles
i hate living except for umamusume
Fucking anything but an actual sprint spark
>>580383726
>>580383365She did wear this kind of sweater in her original outfit.
>>580383824Why would you want a stamina sprint parent, are you stupid? With turf you can at least cope her into a mile-long parent in races where her inherit is good
>>580383884Sweater puppies...
>>580381675i don't remember writing this
>>580383884Nursing handjob queen...
>>580383884We were robbed.
post cute umas
dober dober pussy lover
>>580384087I wrote this?
>>580384087Dober has shaved pubes btw
>>580384163Someone catbox it
>>580383859bruh look at those saggers oh no no no
>>580379079
>>580383884Horrendously robbed. Did they deemed it TOO sexy?
Dober DoberDicks all over
>>580384163she has one of the biggest jungles down there (losing only to pre-City Girl arc Bijin), but it smells very good since she's an aromatherapist
Dober is not like THAT
>>580383884i think her current race outfit is better and more fitting, this should’ve been her casual outfit though instead of the ugly shit she ended up getting
>>580384442ehhhh, the redesign is great too a virgin killer dress may imply she's a slut but she's only a weirdo
>>580384437im seeing alright
>>580378083how much longer until Yanko's next race?
>>580384595Radiohead - Creekyou're so fucking Special Weekand I'm a CreekI'm a Weirdoberwhat the hell I'm doing here?I don't belong here (in MANT)
>>580384532there is zero chance any uma in Tracen can compete with the Luna forest
When do we actually get a good scenario? And what makes it good?
>>580384697~9 days
tails are actually pubic hair pulled to the back
>>580384857
>>580384728Maruzensky
>>580384843L'Arc in like March (?) next year, allegedley. But idk what makes it good lol. All I know is that it's the most popular scenario
>>580384974All I know is it has cool music
*huff* *huff* *huff* Fast running tribe MAMBO big beast number 379642070 want one brave warrior! One strong savannah brother to join great circle of A+ hunters!AIIEEE! No time slow! Send secret bone-mark ID fast, or paint /uma/ on club cave!
>Want to run Fuku and NY Opera for Arima Kinen CM because lates have a new tool to use>Also want to use festival Inari One>3 backliner team and the new keystone accel has a positioning requirement Nope, this is no bueno
>>580385032kino
>>580384905While I do agree that maruzensky has an impressive jungle, she's still no match for the winter coat of Luna's coniferous forest
remember when we told globalbabs that grandlive will be "good" without explaining and we made them spend 60k on tachyon, haha
>>580385032how come you guys still haven’t filled up it’s been a week
>>58038515070k and a rainbow stone*
>almost complete Inari One story modeDamn... these stories are kinda basic... gwochosBut it's alright, i still like this game
>>580385150who's "we" you're not part of the club nerd
>>580385032the absolute state of mambo
>>580385236Some of them are a lot more basic than others, yeah
>>5803853322024 was like 6 years ago this is really outdated
>>580385032You can do it mambro!!!
Yeah I'm not making three 1200 stam acesit's a murmur time for this neigha here
>>580385236Most are kinda basic, but sweet. Some good stories in global in my opinion (as far as I played them, in no order)>Tamamo Cross>Biwa Hayahida>Matikanefukukitaru>Matikanetannhauser>Seeking the Pearl>King Halo
>>580385236some are basic but some are incredible kino
>>580385236make sure you're not selecting the option to shorten the stories so you get the full thing and not only the digest
>>580385332
>>580385347Whos story is not basic and kinda good?Is Tama story better?>>580385445>TamaSweet she's next anyway>>580385460I chose full story yes (i sure haha-ha)>>580385458Such as?
LaLa...
>>580385526>unity that lowshitto tasteu des
>>580385557Opera is also very funny, but Opera herself is kino and elevates every scene she's in
>>580385557Cafe has a kino story if you ever roll her
>>580385557Rice's
>>580385634I dont have Chad Opera>>580385637I have her yes, she would be third (she was first i started reading, but i havent finished it)
>>580385236The average quality of the stories goes up with time. At some point, you start getting hit by a car and shit
>>580385590Is that her casual outfit?
>>580385557Manhattan cafeadmire veganice nature toesen Jordan
>>580385697Oh and one more thing, the character story is also part of her career, beyond part 4 the snippets take place during her career.
>stories about tragic girls are kinoNooticing
>>580385187we have like 5 A+ clubs not capped this month...
>>580385706>you start getting hit by a carcan they accelerate i want to die
I always skip if Ugg O appears
>>580385960the raped
>>580385886>5 A+Mambo, Uma&Co, Autis/uma/, uh who else
>>580385897I ask the world that every day but you learn to appreciate the slow burn of life, time will pass you will get your umas eventually
>>580383884what were they thinking exactly??
>>580385897nah, you survived, but Chrono jobs the Arc because of the accident and then Grass Wonder shows up to go: "Torena is the most important person in the life of a racer, so go fuck your Torena in the hospital bed. That will help"
>>580386048virgin killer dresses were very very very popular during some time
>>580386024bricked
Hmmmmm
Maya cute
>>580386000there's lots of umas who has "name" + O as their names such as Bakushin or Chiyono but Opera came immediately to your mind when I said Ugg O, why is that, hm?
>>580386024Autis/uma/ is full
>>580385886damn that stinks
i have one spot in b+ club it's comfy please join
>>580386261mambwo...
>>580386220Because someone called Opera ugly a few times in the past
>>580386206everyone is saying that
>>580386261mamgwo...
Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created.
Forgot to put the timer for my fan run award
>>580386445yeah and that someone was me
I love my genius wife!
>>580386562stupid!
hmmm pacechuds???
Wait, what the heck did I wake up to? What the heck do you mean a longchamp CM suddenly announced? Cygames? Hello? And suddenly potential levels 6/7 for Nakayama because of the partnership with L'arc?
>>580386562Maybe you should put down the hamburgers and actually study dumbass
>>580386653slut
>>580386838So pace really is the honest position, huh?
>>580386838After all these years... Teio is good...
western art be likeuhhh
>>580386913You mean the shittiest, why do you think they release so many pace cards? Even with all the best cards in the game they are mid lol>>580386932Updated tier listShe got demoted
>>580386932She's all grown up
>>580386895I'm glad you're not spouting that kinda nice cringe bs and instead you're being mean, very mean to me rn
Teio a cute!
>>580386838>>580387042Endbros we eating good!
>>580385590>juvenile fillies
I have a beef with Jordanposters
i wish nyo universe could get uf0 rank
>>580387260Thats not a lot
Teio the cutest!
>>580386838>>580387042Just a reminder that this is after adding Efforia which gives pace encroaching shadow (works for l'Arc) and EpiGenuinely without those even Almond Eye would be A tier at most
>>580387323the fuck did I ever do to you I only tease Falcoposters with Curren images
>>580387323wtf
>>580387059It's because you're not worth being nice to
raping
>>580387368Teio...is selling her body?!
>>580387323was it good?
>>580387323Wei!
>>580386838>endblud propaganda
We should all be nicer to one another
If pace is so shitty then you guys should have no trouble beating us
i have a tahboner
>>580387613what about it?
>>580387863The era of kinda nice is over, now everyone must be extremely evil
pacechud not so uppity after getting quadruple stam debuffed
pace on my chase
Okay but I really really really reallyr eallyr eally really really really really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eal ly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>580387931No! We should be smile- and friendmaxxing!
>>580387893>strongest pace uma is XOguri>she becomes stronger when mutated to literally any other style
>>580387920AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>580387893i bear my cock to nishino flower's preschooler panties every single day after practice, then cum on her innocent, naive little lips while she takes a nap in my officedoes that count?
What's this shit I'm hearing about Awakening lv7 for Nakayama Festa?
>>580388040I am a changed man.
>got platinum in cm>read first story mode>like falcoI think i can start falco posting and helping new newcuties now
>another modern jp tier list drops without any of the umas I like on itI guess I shouldnt count on my plat count increasing a lot in the future
>>580388110please proofread your post next time
Umamusume C
>>580388126Cygames is sponsoring L'arc, so both El Condor and Nakayama are getting their Awakening level 7's, there's going to be a Long Champ (no debuff) CM suddenly pushed into this month as well.
falco more like fuck
>>580388181only the zodiac plats matterthers nothing amazing about cm32 mile cm
>>580388148Nu huh.
>>580388181these tierlists are always pvp specific it doesn't matter
i can be ur angle...
>>580388040I agree, everyone deserves some kindness every now and then
>>580388246I like this orenji very much
half tp careers when
>>580387527>I only tease Falcoposters with Curren imagesOMAE GAAAAAA
>>580388285because you're a cute?
>>580388285... or you're devel
>>580388320the orenji overlord?
>while doing med grandparrents >got this cutieIn CM20 she goes, cool
how build summer maruzensky for this CM
>>5803884603 speed 2 wit lh + stam sparks
>>580388263Your tricks will not work on me
>>580388214how souped up is lvl 7?
>>580388438the orenji king de aru
>>580388460HAHAHAHAHAHA SUMMERITS AUTUMN GWOEIE
>>580388521bijin levels
>>580386225He said A+
>>580388516Just be nicer bro
>>580388667I moved mountains for /uma/, yet /uma/ wants nothing but violence. Thus I shall descend to hell and be he who sins
>>580388403ehhhhh don't you have a cm "guide" to do or something don't pick fights with strangers
>>580388770Tabhoo wouldnt want that
>>580382162Just started getting an 8* long parent and now going for a 8-9* turf parentblues are completely ass but hey I wanna join the race too
>>580385557Tamamo Cross' story is very sweet, and kino (and relatable for me)I also loved Machan's story because of us, the trainer. The trainer in her story is unlike the others, and actually shares a story with Machan unlike the usual yes-man or there just to cheer the trainees.
>>580388850And yet, this is what we have fallen to
>>580389053The thread is kinda nice right now, curious is it not!?
>>580388771I already did it you fat fuck with dementia
Dreamt that I was grooming Still
>>580388993Got it, i will read Tama storyI anyway wanted to do itAnd machan too!
>>580389141She's a mentally ill 15 year old girl
I fucking hate nishino flower
>top tier but not the best for her first long CM>starts to fall off after her 2nd long CM>bottom tier for her 3rd long CM>mid for LoH because it's hard to use her accel when there's a lot of frontiesBlaze Brian is such a gaslight holy shit
>>580389106Thus I have completed my final act of kinda nice without you even realizing it. May I see you at Sankei Sho All Comers in the next life
Symboli is so attractive but dealing with her is like interacting with ragebait content. When she goes on about her puppy shit or whatever, I just want to push her down and put her in her place
>>580389338Really? Nishino over any of the attention whores above?
>>580389286my very first gf that I groomed online was exactly that, maybe I have a type because I like SiL a lot
>Spe's mom umapyoi'd a man, not even a trainer/ her trainer, minding his own business at his farm
>>580389375Tabhoo a cute
>>580386206
>>580389449sanest currenposter
>>580389465That man got raped
>>580389534fuck off
>>580389635neechang isnt erotic
Does anyone know how many statues would it take to max out Supreme Racist Spe?
Trainers have rights, you know?
>>5803900943000
slow day huh
>>580390128Nah
>>580390128yeah and trainers are about to get the lefts
ummm its night here tho
Summer camping Dober...
>>580390261good morning sweepybro
>>580390261Swagapino…
why so violent on a Wednesday?
>>580390020how can torena even resist...
>>580390370uh oh
I want to lose my virginity to Bakushin.
>>580386838The honest...Unlike all those end and latefraudkinda sad pokke isn't nowhere to be seen. I haven't see any reason to pick late without her.
>>580390389>she lets out a big sweet potato fartthere, early pregnancy avoided. now let's win some races
>>580389367Ok, retard, if i will buy selectorWhom i should then?
Inu Musume
>>580390635>avoided
my penis is leaking to teio again...
I want to do big bakushin to Falco
mambros...
Shart FartCum
>>580390778I FORGOT ROBOTS CAN'T DETECT SMELLS WITH THE SMELL-O-TRON UPDATENOOOOO
Trainer-san friendship training doko
if you get decent amount of fans, reminder to stop being taken advantage of, grow a spine, don't be a pussy and leave your club
My trainee bit my neck and left a mark...
What's a reasonable statline to aim for in cm19? I'm not using xog mimicry
>>580391156idk what constitutes a decent amounti’m at 50 million this month, is that any good?
>>580391156>he doing fans for someone not for his loopasRetard
>>580390778brapfags...
>>580390682An uma you like :) That's always the correct answer btw because favorites>metaidk kita white if you didnt get her from the free pulls
>doing my loopas with carat resets>some retard itt: did you know? If you have gazilion of fans you need to leave your clubHolly retards i swear
>>580391297i haven't done a single fan run in my life, loopas gather decent amount of fans on their own>>580391285A+ club easily, borderline S even
>>580391253teehee
>>58039128550 mil this month? That's definitely S club tier, but you gotta make sure you can keep it that high
>>580391410who are you quoting
did you know?grand live (1 week to get a usable ace) is faster than MANT! (1 day to get a usable ace)
>>580391156Drop it, I'm not joining Mambo
>>580391337Well i kinda like banchou i dont have original one It's ether her or some good parrent, like Nishino
morning
I'm gonna fan run and make myself a valuable newfriend for my new club!
>>580391430
Flatliners cry in unison the moment they read something that potentially harms their position in a club
>>580391516morning gwocho
>>580391491This absolute moron>>580391156
>>580391416>>580391464I don’t think I’ll be able to keep it up, I’m almost out of TP potsSo I should probably just stay in my B+ club
>>580391497that's mainly because i'm doing 1/20th of the ace runs
>>580391560Just have a plan and do you loopas it would be enough
>>580391684retard
>>580391516Morning bro
me when im about to lose 1500 carats just to own le flatliners
>>580391873there's 6 days until reward cutoff flattiebro, you are not safe
I'm not paying 20 carats per career so I can loop derby sparks
>>580391709I looped enough... I have no plan, I have no cards, I'm just gonna fanroooooon on Trackblazer
>>580391156I will never betray danchou, as he took me in when no one else would
>>580391939its only 10 gwochacho (and you gain 20)
>>580392005the reroll??
>>580392005you gain 8 on average though
>>580391156But Im in an A+ club and S clubs are all botters or chinks or botting chinks, why would I subject myself to that?
They should have let debuffs be untestricted for that L'Arc CM, give everyone the real BOG experience.
>>580391156I cant leave my mambros behind...
>>580391514I think OG banchou becomes farmable during the second anni? Shes also a lot more flexible since blaze really is locked in to being a long focused pace
Ok, we're just going to seethe about the amount of fans someone not in your club is making and how they're making it instead of answering honest questions
>>580392072stop rerolling and be luckier >>580392079be luckier
>>580391980Danchou left me long ago...
You get 100 carats per 50 careers so technically you always make 2 carats per career even if you got no carat rewards
I forgot to pay my taxes and now its overdue and I got hit with interest
I'd rather be a top earner in an A/A+ club than feel like a leech in a S club
>>580392202Tamadanchou wasnt the one to take me when I was homeless but I still love my dacchis and he's a good guy.
>>580392093going from A+ to S is a bit steep i agree, and imo A+ is the comfy spot, i'm more talking about "carries" in B/B+ clubs
>>580392268if you're an A+ top earner you'll definitely never be a leech on an S club bwocho
>>580392170what question
>>580392202>>580391980Mambro...
Join Mämbö we got a spot open!
fucking retard cygames they shouldve fixed GL before releasing it in global fuckihnbg retarsd
Wait if dirt TT is a mile i can bring Ruby cardDamn...
My nickname is so retarded that I've never been namedropped in the thread, no matter what I did
>>580392294I don't even remember how the old danchou ran things, but I do like how active our current danchou is
>>580392512AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAbro...
>>580392498and the sprint after it!
getting all of you shitcanned for not spending jims
>>580392512Same, I'm as obnoxious as U**** when it comes to joining rooms but nobody complains about me. Having a retarded name is the best
>>580392498Dirt TT is always a mile race.
>>580392462Bro i would like to, but i wont leave my bancho danchou kobancho retardcho
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>580392616AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>580392654It's fine, dont want you to betray your club dacchis like that
>We're pleased to announce that Cygames has become a Premium Partner of the Qatar Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe!>Life-sized figures of Gold Ship and Orfevre will be on display at ParisLongchamp Racecourse. Join us on Oct 4 for a race to remember!
My Reason? No.
Is End Xoguri really that much better than Pace Xoguri with DD? I kinda doubt it
My Falcon? Smart.
All right I'll take it I guess
>>580392821not worth the effort
>>580392821Yes
>>580392821gwochacho DD is only for fronts you dingdong also four recoveries vs three
>>580392872what's so びっぐ about her?
>>580392848
>>580392902>he still believes in hakuraku data
>>580392967oh no no this retard blabbering without thinking again
>>580392967Determined Descent you doofus, who the fuck is running front this CM thats just torture
>>580392857Without downhill descent it shit
>>580392790Tabaru witnesses his father's life-size figure
smart falcon has no morals or belief system
>>580392751Yeah good luck finding a dachi, it's weird no one joining
>>580393132I HATE CURREN
Do you bring Creek into your deck WITH stam sparks if you're training an uma with no stam growth/gold recovery next CM or is that overkill?
>>580392821it's a matter of chance of proccing Festive Miracle at the correct time... pace xog has to proc triple 7 to make use of her xoggyness, and even at 1300 wit that's not super likely (maybe 80% of the time?). On the other hand, end xog pretty much always procs at least one of 777 or After school stroll. Pace xog is good enough to win 4/5 but the end xogger can go 5/5 consistently.
>>580393172Wouldnt call it weird, bots make it easy to retain fans. Most club only kill total flatliners, so there is not much movement going around
can i have a bot please
>>580393132My precious little imouto stopped being so uppity after she found nude pictures of my co-worker on my phone!
Where's the uma edit of this?
>>580392259>it's August...what the fuck whats this filing even, unless you're so fucking last its been 4 months since may..!!!
dirter LOVE
I'm about to have a melty of course you get fast learner here...........
>>580393787this artist’s tarumae really makes me want to book a one way ticket to tomakomai
>>580393356iirc, the probability for a skill to be activated is calculated with the following formulaprob = max(100 - 9000/wit, 20)%
Bread desu
>>580393594in the archive
>>580393994RICE!
>>580392967frontchad uses sixth sense instead of dodging danger vwo
>>580394073Shower
the condom passer
>>580394137
>>580393728(Non-American) local council rates for June 2026 - July 2027. I was supposed to pay them last month but I forgor
>>580394253She's gonna get fat eating like that...
>>580394327
>hehe oniisama tonight I'm Golden Shower>pisses on youI bet Rice would do this, I hate Rice Shower
>>580394405tax evasion is my #1 top fetish can you be my uma boyfriend if you pay the taxes please ignore my post
>>580394443
>>580393787Dirter mog
>>580394073>>580394137>>580394327>>580394443>>580394564RAPE
>>580394595Don't say that.
>>580394630CUTE
Super Creek’s super umanko.
>>580394582Rickeys Brickies are almost as big as hokkos tho
>>580394703old man
>>580394630look at him doing those pullups!
>>580394405>local council ratesgrats eubro I know who you are...bong...
The daughter of the 4 G1 winning mare Lys Gracieux, Lys Gloire, who won her debut in the 5th race at Hanshin last Sunday, is aiming for the G3 Artemis Stakes as her next race. Her mother won this exact same race in 2016
The image... limit...
the images.....
Finish your bread, /uma/ shower.
licking chronogenitals
>>580394869>bongYou got close (culturally speaking) but no I am Aussie
I wanted to post a funny image...
>>580394957bong was a typo supposed to be an extra o
FINISH IT
i’m not a big fan of the government
Falco...
Tap Dance on my City
Tsurumaru coughs in my mouth
gomen kaichou...
symboli holiday s
WHERE ARE YOU MARCH
chanmi sagittarius cup second strategy
>>580395381about six months away
Since there are no images nobody will notice my post so I want to openly say I'm attracted to ningen women
logo on my type
>>580395531>>580395531>>580395531
>>580395021agreed
>>580394703>>580394813>Weaving History
>>580393824>med A long B>mile D>only one style AWho is the uma with these dogshit aptitudes?
>>580396131an uma that makes more than 1M fans which is what I was trying to do, it can be any uma
