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wahey
>>580421087*Most condescending Dora impression imaginable*Can (YOUUUU) spot what's missing anon? That's RIIIIGHT, good job!Also failed an 11% triple speed rainbow during the ura finale turns that would have given me like 80 power. I hate this scenario because even when you get the 1/10 run where everything goes well it'll still manage to fuck you over somehow.
>>580423086jiiiii......
Drama?
>MANT events
>>580423226can't wait for her to release, she looks fuarking cool
Tachyon LOVE
I found her!
Do it for her!
>>580423208You missed your Sprint S... tragic...
The boyim are getting uppity again.
Ug! MAMBO big chief (379642070) need one strong hunter to join elite A+ fishing trip.Send warrior ID to tiny hat man, or put /uma/ on his big wood boat!
>>580423553can I hear it
>>580423226Cute boy
Kris S cuuuute
>>580423294
>>580423642If Kris S was on selector i would definitely buy heri will in half a year
We go again
>war profiteers posting in /uma/
did anyone else get really into Uma because of Kemono Friends?They should collab...
>>580423553Well, are you going to post the vocaro?
>>580423383Dubious debauched sex with dastardly Dober.
>Sagittarius Cup (2500m) is October 8>Blaze Brian releases October 15FUCK YOU CYGAMESFUCKYOU
>>580423478These are great
I? See victory in my future.You? Never goof up.
This works just like the team race thing right? I haven't unlocked more than one slot per track yet but I assume as long as somebody in my team wins, I win that race and I need to win the majority? Auto gave me this but brain says to move everyone away from my ace to increase odds of winning elsewhere.
>>580423478>This picDamn... based...
>>580423963It works like that yeah and the auto sorter does fine. You dont usually have to mess with it.
>>580423963it doesn't matter anymore, you don't even need to edit anything
>>580423963you can ignore it, the auto does a good job
>>580423790Awesome!
>>580424028mambro nyo...
Fuck Dober
>>580423478Tickedou...
>>580424028Why is every Dober oshi some flavor of horrendous
Men?
>>580424028Gay hours?!
>>580423383The ningen keep the boyim under control in exchange for breeding rights.
>>580424028Fuck you! I wanted to post that gif for my mambo recruitment post!
>>580424089oh I fucked up the file names earlier today btw so they're both named Kris Sex. Might want to change them
>>580424028the gagging is pretty hot ngl, how big is the dildo?
>>580424028
>>580423254Okay now you can save the thread by doing something silly and drama related
>>580424208Hmph...men.
my wit cards are still at green friendship
>>580424261yeah I renamed it
>>580424297bout a foothttps://files.catbox.moe/ycemhg.jpg
Something like this
>>580424549>it really is a horse shaped onefunniest shit I've seen a bit, I hope you're not lying on the internet this has to be real
>>580424549>>580424028I have to compete with this? Thanks for the boner tho
>>580424594>actually buying the $70 selectorsEven with the paid carat bundles attached to them it still feels like a rip off
>>580424028saved
You just know Umama is posting this shit
>>580424549I think this is the 4th (?) horse dildo I have seen someone post here
>>580423963As long as their aptitudes are right they'll do fine. You can make your team stronger by training in facilities where they're present.
>>580424594Your taste is based.
>>580424861That's a plan i maybe wont do itBut i want Gimlet too...
>>580424529I believe in you anon. You made the Eishin the other day right?
Sometimes I check back up on this place and then get instantly reminded why I don't come here anymore
>>580423086Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped repeatedly.
>>580424921I don't need this boner right now..
>>580425012We were discussing investments in the military industrial complex last thread, if its any better
I've been just choosing the training with the most amount of the markers and my stats seem a bit too balanced. Is it because of the type of cards I brought or will it sort itself out eventually?
>>580425012>he only comes during degenerate hoursI think that's a kink you have
>>580424529Didnt get med s on first inspo and wasnt offered the sp song in the second half of y2. Sorry danchou but this one is going in the trash.>>580424981Perchance
>>580424028>click link>get cold feet in .75s>close tabI do not need to hear a gay man fellating a fake horse cock
>>580425247I think this is what Pandora felt opening the box
>>580425247but if you click again you may not get cold feet
I love my wife.
>>580425012>check thread>waifu postingThat's fuaking awful i cant stand this place
>>580425247It's Umama
>>580424208Goddamnit Dober, I've told you to stop playing Stellar Blade, the fuck is wrong with you?
>>580425128That's what I came to see, not this
>>580425128Huh, NTA but what's hot right now? I bought LMT back when they got nuked to 250.
>>580424594How good is Kris S anywayI like her design
>>580425349I'm not interested in replicating the experience of that german anon who turned himself gay
>>580425196Do another sound recording while sitting on it
>>580425385I don't know what it is exactly but all of these look weird to me, no matter the uma
>>580425484>How good is Kris S anywayWaifu pick...
>>580425448I play uma, I do not have the mental fortitude or work ethic for anal training, let alone a 12 inch flarewhich is to say, im not nearly ready for that and Id just end up dying of internal bleeding
>>580425178In unity you want to build up the spirit thingies to level up your team. Your training facillites lvl up with team level. That should be your priority. Then you burst the bubbles on stats you want. Purple super bubbles have a zero failure chance even on low energy. Wit spirit training gives more team exp too btw. You'll figure it out after a few careers
>>580425484Excellent Arima horseInnate Lose yourself, great midrace on Nakayama, Long carryover golds
nice general, /uma/
>>580425484Her biggest problem is that Laurel exists, who just does the long late surger gimmick better.That said her skills are all perfectly serviceable and she can def win. Just needs a bit more effort.
>>580425196>SF Dashboard>Santa Fe College logo>FloridianI thought fags were illegal here
>>580425478LMT is never a good investment, they've been tanking for the past year and never get many contracts anymore. I'd sooner invest in L3 than them and they're also doing terriblyI'd bank on RTX getting a solid contract soon
>>580425196>megucathat /d/ favicon is susyou're that edit guy from sometime ago, right?
>>580423963Sorta, since it's all about score.Wins matter somewhat (10,000pts, it looks beefy at first but it's not the whole story). Every uma will get points based on final standing, down to 2,000 minimum. Sweeping the podium 1-2-3 gives a bonus (+5,000), as does being 1-2 (+3,000)Every skill activation also gives you a small bonus (500per), a bigger bonus of it's a gold skill (1,200per). This is generally thought to be the meaty part of good scores, esp since you have a lot more control over picking "good" or many skills. Whether or not your unique goes off is important as well, as that's worth 2,000-3,000 pts all on its own.Conventional wisdom is to have racers using three different strategies, because there's a "good positioning" bonus at several points in the race that's only awarded to the top uma of each strategy. And it's 1,000pts per.Good starts, underdog wins (fav 8th or worse) and not rushing also help score
>>580425196Open league bros do this?
>>580424549dobersis ovr repvtation....
>Moderately expend endurance to increase acceleration when in midpack or further back in the last spurt. If at Nakayama Racecourse, slightly recover endurance instead of expending it. (Late, Long)Looks like Kris S only works good in Nakayama
>/uma/ actually owns horse dildosYou neighers took the "horse enthusiast" side of the fandom a little bit too seriously...
Do I do it? I could never trust this green lady with anything.
>>580425671I see, I used to have a couple of gay coworkers who would tell me about stuff like that so I found it amusingumamusume pretty derby btw
>>580426064And I thought tha Dober avatarfag was disgusting, jesus
>>580425751Long specialist uma are already problematic in that they can only be used twice a year, and Kris is further specialized to be useful only on one of the two Longs
>>580425990you just described TT, newbro is doing unity>>580426067always top or no balls
>>580425971maybethis one isnt mine i just like it
>>580425128Looked at VNCUF and it says it's bad to do so if you're in the US
>>580425748I feel like Finemo posters have shifted from merely being the kindest posters in the general to a maternal sort of deep disappointment in the degeneracy here.
don't use my images for gay talk like that
>>580426140Oh god I really am retarded.
>>580426124Thankfully her halloween alt is for mediums. A shame it's kinda bad
>>580426250>muh thread personality retard
When/If they release evolved skills early will they just drop it like the updated scenarios or will they announce it first?
Do you guys have uma wallpaper on yor phone or pc?
>>580426250It's just one guy who avatarfags and I despise him
>>580426250FineMoposters are multifaceted, you'll have just as many gay ones as non-gay ones
Alright, never trusting Tazuna ever again.
>>580426064Horses are objectively ugly dog creatures when you see their top half but man, whichever god decided they needed to be packing the most insane slices of meat on a mammal is cruel. Their fucking balls are hot to the touch dude, the smell isthe smell,,,its such a shame that horses can't think for shit, their gifts are wasted on them
Can you tell which clubs house these gaybos based on the posts here
>>580425012Honestly threads like this and schizo eceleb spam threads push me more toward /v/ma every day.
>>580426459They're not releasing them early, JP got them with the release of GM and there's no reason for them to drop them in the middle of GL.>>580426494We might have two actually
>Because the post was deleted before I opened the thread the filters did not affect the replies to it despite the chain being filtered at the startI hope the posters involved all get run over by a car and lose the ability to post here
>>580425478Some anon was just asking abour general investments. As far as defense stock goes, I am currently just investing in my monthly etfs. I am currently saving up 25k on a saving account. After that I'll look more into stock options again.>>580426196Then you have to look up the US equv. ETFs, something like the "iShares U.S. Aerospace & Defense ETF" You gotta read up on your own. I spent an afternoon on a weekend reading up up defense and sin stocks.
>>580426530>Horses are objectively uglystopped reading there
i'm gay
>>580426467This is my lock screen wallpaper on my phone, but I use other stuff for the main wallpaper and my pc wallpaper.
>>580426687brickedbwo...
its immoral and wrong to lust over horses. Find God.
>>580426526you learn quickly
>>580426467No
>>580425385
>>580426467No I already play the game enough and have plenty of uma content in my fyp on xitter. Dont need to see it every time I open my phone.
>>580426467no, I have my different oshi
Umamusume for this feel?
>>580426687Faggot
>>580426467yes
>>580423086RaPEe
https://poal.me/vdlkmv
>>580426687i'm bi
>>580427036asking the real questions
>>580427036I'd rather manual MANT runs because I'm not a literal cocksucker
>>580426367Don't call me a retard, because if I get mad, bad things happen to people!
>>580426972Doto
Seriously though can we stop ruining this general and making more people leave
>>580427036how are dildos juicy? aren't they made of solid material?
>>580427104RETARD Falcon
>>5804270361/3rd seems about right
>>580427143HISHIAMA SEXOOO
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>580427143vitiligo amazon
>>580427164Cant they just get banned? I dont get it
>>580427164nyo
>>580427164I'd rather let them go so hardcore with it that the mere notion of a /uma/ thread is banned on this site. Fuck all of you
>>580427249Jannies??? Doing their job????
Running one pace and two fronts to fuck over all the paces that take angling.
>12+ newfags voted GL runyou can tell these faggots weren't here back in MANT
>>580426687me too
>>580427275But muh ai>
Good night friends!!
>>580427414*runs them over*
>>580427390That'd require spending moneyIt's easier to get a few dozen autists that do it for free
Should I be worried that my Maruzensky is only getting 2nd in her story races and losing badly to my randoms?
what did she mean by this
>>580427390I remember it worked on the first day they released it and then it went back to nothing ever happening so I think they just turned it off
>>580427319>newfagskys
I'm just here to post pictures of cute umas. Sexy ones too>>580427414Good night dude
>>580427414Good night
>>580426714Mine's this
>>580427319If MANT had a higher speed cap like 1400-1500 I'd do MANT runs instead of the shitfest that is getting CoPa rainbows in GL
>>580427414Good night baby dachi
>>580427414don't wake up, faggot
>>580427461win is a win, doesnt matter how you get there
>>580427414Good night freak
My umas are shitty with this scenario. (Unless I autorun them)
>>580427470yeah, it was nice for that one day
>>580424028thats gross heres me drinking banana juicehttps://voca.ro/1dNT3TGZx3Jt
>>580427319I was and I'd still rather do 10 manual GL runs than a single manual MANT run.
>>580427470There was never an AI janny. It was completely fabricated.
>>580427752Now I wanna play pkmn
>>580424028>>580424549
>>580427470it kept banning completely random posts and the guy who vibecoded it didnt know how to fix it
>>580427736Barely glugged 2/10
>>580427787Wouldn't surprise me if they just completely made that up to appease people
>>580426467No but I have an uma mouse cursor
>>580423383*Dober attacks me with a kendo sword*MEN!DOU!KOTE!
>>580427736banana fiend...
>>580427884I've been playing a bunch of pokerogue recently I can recommend it (it's pretty hard though)
>>580427461Nah we all atw shit in the beginning. It will get better with superior cards and more experience
>>580427915Maybe elsewhere but it was banning the usual schizos here pretty accurately. It was nice
>>580427884I want to make Donna into my Fighting type..
Do you have an Uma wife?Would you cheat on her with another uma? If so, who?Would any of them be fine with you two-timing them?
>>580428078Not big on "hur dur pkmn but HARDER!" rom hacks, it's the most boring shit imaginable. HAving said that, I'm the type that enjoys a simple hack of things I know with lots of QoL attached, so I'm boring in my own way.
>>580427736dude was fucking huffing the cardboard near the end, jeez
>>580428202it's a lot more than just cranking up the lvls and more aggressive ai, but I agree that there's a lot to be fun to be had with a simple qol hack
>>580427510That's Doto, right? I think I'm starting to distinguish that horse
>>580428182I think you should leave
>>580428182yesno, does no applydoes no apply
>>580428202>>580428319The only hack I need is YOU CAN CATCH ALL POKEMON IN A SINGLE ROM
Is determined descent better than solid strike for this cm?
What is this elite team thing? I really want to choose the middle one to see possibly Rob Roy in action for the first time.
Day after dayThey send my friends awayTo mansions cold and greyTo the far side of townWhere the thin men stalk the streetsWhile the sane stay undergroundDay after dayThey tell me I can goThey tell me I can blowTo the far side of townWhere it's pointless to be highBecause it's such a long way downSo I tell them thatI can fly, I will screamI will break my armI will do me harmHere I standFoot in handTalking to my wallI'm not quite right at all (am I?)Don't set me freeI'm as heavy as can beJust my librium and meAnd my E.S.T. makes three'Cause I'd rather stay hereWith all the madmenThan perish with the sad men roaming freeAnd I'd rather play hereWith all the madmenFor I'm quite content they're all as sane as me
>>580428182I think the only uma I like that would be fine with me two timing her is dantsu because she's would be too submissive to complain or get angry.
>>580428202>>580428513Its not a romhack its a browser game, its pretty good but if you dont like fanfiction movesets for some pokemon youre gonna hate it because thats the main form of meta progression
>>580428593you can pick the middle team, so long as you get top 10 you it's good, elite team would rape you anyway
>>580428593the elite team is a special difficulty that you unlock if you manage to unlock if you win against the hardest team every time. It's essentially a "hard mode" path that they added later to the scenario. You can always come back and do it later if you want.
>>580428593do elite team, more all stats
>>580427223she's ok
which game do you guys use to mod uma porn with?
>>580428593Its hard mode, go for Rob
>>580428810porn mods are cringe
>>580428810If in doubt, Koikatsu is always the answer
>>580428550DD is better but ideally you want both
>>580428878>sagging at 15
>>580428182Having an uma wife is extremely important in that world, she can protect you from pretty much any assault attempt
>>580428182
>>580427319>Vote GL>Start another groundwork parent auto immediately
Can you really not see all the races?
gn
>>580429191noppers, but you can edit your team so your uma goes against the one you want to see
>>580428409Ye. Incredibly cute both uma and irl.
>>580429204Good night
>>580429191>Kris S vs ZRRKino
>>580429253Was it in the order that they were standing in the team image?
>>580428627
Sorry bwos, I have a confession to makeFor the past 2 CMs I have been posting fake builds hereSometimes I posted insane highrolls that would make you not even wanna watch the race had you encountered them, sometimes I posted builds that would be literally perfect if it wasn't for one stat being just slightly too low to be usable, sometimes... I even pretended I don't know the difference between speed and velocity...
>>580429339yeah, both in TT and in unity cup the order is always sprint-mile-medium-long-dirt
>>580429370Thanks for the doxxNow I must support the artist
>>580428627>He thinks the other umas are not submissive
Why does Ardan go on hot springs trips with her "friends" while ignoring her trainer?
>>580429429I do this too
Do you even remember why you started playing Uma? Because i really dont
>>580429550Because I liked the anime and I liked the characters of the game, simple as
oh, he is at it again
>>580429550My friends told me I'd like it and posted Super Creek after I jokingly asked about if there's an umas with big tits. Then I got hooked by the gameplay
>>580429550I was bored and some online bros played blue archive so I was going to grab the steam release to see what that was aboutIt got delayedGlobal uma came outI never played Blue Archive
>>580429550Gold Ship sex
>>580429530Muteki is distracting her while another group of umas is assaulting her trainer in the changing rooms
>>580429550I saw this being retweeted at the same time I saw the ad on dmmplayer.
>>580428878High-waisted clothing is so goddamned ugly
>>580429550I saw my parasocial dads (asmongold and tectone) playing it
>>580429543Lemme fix that for you *VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOM*
>>580429550I waited 4 years for global
I wanna cum to umas
>>580429945whats stopping you
>>580429945Does this help?
>>580429550>saw porn of this >looked up where they came from>started playing it to give the porn better context
>>580429550Unironically because Nikke became so sluggish and bad at 2.5 anni.Downloaded uma, got hooked on and never returned.
>>580429945do it don't be shy
>All 5 borrows failed and abortedFlatline today.When will 1/2 URA happen?
>>580429550I was at a Nakayama racecourse when an ad of the game played on the big screen 5.5 years ago so I decided to give it a try
>>580426467On my PC yes, just stock background on my phone don't need to show my powerlevel
>>580429550i was waiting for it to come to global after watching the anime and i loved Gold Ship's design, so i dropped every single other gacha i was "playing" (genshin, PGR, Nikke, Snowbreak and one more i forgot) and now i love Gold Ship and Hishiama even more so than before them adding independent mode helped a lot
>>580430018Based>see lewd image>remember uma voice>imagine dialogue >one single image is a whole scene nowI'm not the only one right?
Saw this icon in the chat and thought it was Chrono Genesis
>>580429550I watch hololive and they started play this game and i was hooked on by the gameplay loop.I started playing it because i needed something to play while listening to online lessons
Ok so I realized too late that I don't have to hit the blue/purple balls the moment they pop up. I assume I can wait til they land on the good stats so that I don't end up with a BBBBB?
>>580430252your mind is telling you to do your fan runs
>>580429695Based.
Did the degenerate gays finally leave
>>580430193It's understandable, knowing more about the character you're jerking off to makes the experience way better
>>580430328not yet danchoyu
>>580430340Yes Tama, you can come outside the gay temptation is gone.
>>580430193>>580430395for me it's the oppositei cannot really fap to characters i know.
>>580430252That's me!
>>580424028THIS is what I'm competing with when I'm acting gay itt???
>>580429370Literally me
Why do rich umas have just one trainer instead of a team of professionals?Why do genius umas need a trainer at all?
>>580429550I literally started playing not so long ago, after i watched cingray
>>580430516>anon has to join the gay open league
>>580430657>he thinks the "trainer" is there to "train" themLmao
>>580430657URA rules.
>>580430290>. I assume I can wait til they land on the good statsKinda yeah, but you cant wait forever and purple bals have 0% fail rate
I want to suck Bakushin's tits.
>>580429550I was ready to start Blue Archive, Umamusume came first.Since I already had knowledge about Uma, especially Tracen Ondo shorts spam, I gave it a shot end ended up a prisoner.
>>580424028mambro...
>>580430864Boobkushin
>a just need a Teio with descent and stam or medium sparks>impossible to get two days straight with borrows and rerolls
>>580429550Gameplay looked more fun than other gachas I tried playing and also cute horse girls
>>580430864this and also her armpits
>>580430967go full stam sparks, power is not real
>>580423863if kemono friends was owned by a respectable company instead of being run into the ground to appease shareholders i would support a collab
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/LujtiF>https://jiggie.fun/LujtiFhttps://jiggie.fun/LujtiF>https://jiggie.fun/LujtiFhttps://jiggie.fun/LujtiF
Wasn't bad, though I honestly didn't care too much about the Unity story itself.
>finally my first ace after hitting everything i needed>just need to finish this run quick>not a single rainbow during finaleFuck you too
>>580431241wtf is this real?
>>580429550I watched Vinny and Joel play it and I got curious because I like training games. Then I read some of the stories and I got full-on board. My turning point was Rice.
>>580431274Story is kinda whatever, the gameplay is fun though. Those purple bursts are so satisfying.
Ayabe is literally me
>>580431352show cut marks
>>580431241is this her splatting on the beam or a controlled tumble to show off?>>580431321yes we just jigged it together https://jiggie.fun/hFvU8_
>>580430864
>>580431339If a purple burst appear in an unneeded stat, can I pass on it or does it disappear forever?
>>580431352Sorry about your sister
>>580431321No matter the weather, Tickezo's Delivery Service comes right to your door!!
>>580429550>Do you even remember why you started playing Uma?Yes
>>580431404It doesnt disappear forever, but it might take a while to show up again. But yeah you ideally save those for your most important stats
bro
>>580431352I want to make sweet love to you
>>580431409kekd>>580429550I played it for goofs of the aime horse girls when it was the flavor of the month then me and my brother actually got into it. best mistake into miracle I can name for me getting into a franchise
>average fan run sparks
>>580431352kill your roommate right now
Should I make my 3rd CM20 ace Mejiro Bright for healspam or should I try and make Inari One work for Encroaching Shadow?
>>580431352just acknowledge your imouto Curren, jesus christ stop being such a downer
>>580429550Enjoyed S1 but completely fell in love with S2 in 2022, started devouring any uma content I could find, waffled at having to set up proxy to play a game that was already in full swing so when global launched, I had to get on board.
>>580431401Wait, Bakushin is actually hot?
>>580431750Always has been
>>580431401>corruptedwtf
>>580431274That scenario has the worst story of any of them so far. Riko is a fun character but her plotline is just garbage - Akikawa giving her entire school over to this random emotionally troubled lady solely to provide some personal therapy for her, that's idiotic. And Riko being a hypercompetent professional who nonetheless has never realized there is actually some benefit in having fun sometimes and in relying on your friends... The mechanics are more interesting than in U.R.A. Finale though
>>580431750Yes and especially with her hair down
>>580431856>corrupted bakushinMan that's hot
anyone listen to that new bear ghost album
I can't see bakushin as sexy when she looks so similar to katarina
>>580432014That show was boring after S1. So bad taste
>>580431352>gayabe
That's it if we actually drop rank I'm disbanding the club
>>580431973No, no one ever has.
>>580431973what the fuck is a bear ghost
>got insane TM opera as borrow parrent >have others tm operas in borrows>picked wrong one and wasted 3 borrows
>>580431904Girls letting their hair down is such a turn-on for me>>580432014I feel the opposite way, I want to ruin that dyke straight
>>580432096mambwo nyo...
>>580428319 >>580428665>It's a lot more than just that, it's a BROWSER GAMEStrike one>Fanfiction movesStrike twoIt's only missing Custom pkmn for the third.To each their own obviously, but that ain't for me.>>580428513This is based as well, the minimum amount of QoL in my book.
>>580432089Doto would never say this
>>580429550unironically bald man
So whats the best way to make evil naturesIs it still nuUnity?Can I clank her in GL?Any good debuffer borrows with a gorillion debuff hints?
>>580431352lol
>>580432271Of course not. Her saying that would mean that she goofed up.
>>580432363obssesed
>>580429550Because of the 1st season and Suzuka. Happened again with Pocket.
>>580432076The scenes with the bear were funny, but that's ~5 minutes of a mostly forgettable season. Very sad, I loved S1 so much
That's it if we actually drop rank I'm leaving my boyfriend
>>580432260idk what the other guy was talking about, I never played it in a browser. Also there's late game mons with illegal movesets that are randomized that you can hunt, but it's entirely optional and ignorable and opposing trainers wont have them.
>>580432307Same here. I watched him playing it and discovering that it was actually fun despite being absurd anime nonsense, and unlike him I found additional appeal in the anime waifu aspect of it, so I made the mistake of trying it and here I still am.
>>580432768Lewd
are we enelposting now?
>>580432513>I never played it in a browserWhen I googled the name, the first result was a dedicated website that has it in playable form, so make of that what you will.
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Zfa4y9>https://jiggie.fun/Zfa4y9https://jiggie.fun/Zfa4y9>https://jiggie.fun/Zfa4y9https://jiggie.fun/Zfa4y9
>>580432768The only water I like drinking is the kind she gives me mouth-to-mouth
>>580432914Those are called scam sites bro
>>580432986But it's the very first result on hecking googlerino...
>>580432768my rights...
>>580432453S1 op was catchy too
Sex gold
>>580433050you may need to fix your algo idk
Whatever happened to that Urara race an anon was going to host?
I love my genius wife!
Helios, where is the cat?
>>580433132Gold SexoNo I never get tired of posting these
>>580433184>Completely different searchYeah no shit your results are different idiot>AI modeMaybe you should fix your google instead
half tp when, I want to level up bonds for casual outfits
>>580432879Does this imply nice natie will inherit the curse of the witch
>>580433282Oh I did just use the name of a different game, my bad. Also didnt realize I could turn the ai garbage off, cheers.
>>580433285End of september Natureroski
>>580433123STOP MAKING ME WANT TO PLAY POKEMON!I WILL NOT PLAY A ROMHACK WITH QOL AND I WONT PLAY COLO/XD EITHER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDomVuTF70Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuhqoZvyntA
The sauce! no Ketchupnone!just sauce! saucy Raw SauceAh! Yo! Boom!Ahthe ting goesWUB WUB WUB WUBpah! Kaka boomWUB WUB WUB WUB WUBah!WUB WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB
>>580433132As a reward for being gone for several months, Stego would let him finish inside her
>>580433465
anyone looking for a club
I'm a good puppy
hello
>>580433693CEASE THIS PROPAGANDA!
>>580433805I like her cute "hoi hoi~" when you start an auto with her
>>580433805hi
>>580433526I too am a fan of wobbling metal sheet bacteria music.
>>580433987this is the 2nd pic where creek has ever looked good
>>580433805I want to fuck your ass and cum inside a couple of times, I won't stop even if you beg me to stop
>>580433903Arithmetic is so sexy
>>580433903I love my punny wife
>>580434105come on I'm trying to be reformed...
>>580433987>>580434130I don't care for creek, nor do I know these pkmn.
>>580434045>Tamamo but attractive
>>580434289The only thing that is being reformed is your insides to the shape of my cockI'm marking you...
>>580434105remind me to post specifically boyumas when I'm being gay itt because DAMN.
>>580431973im jammin to it now
>>580433805>>580434289Stop posting Sein Sky
>>580434354Ruby HATE
>>580434456Still gives me a primal urge to pin her down and fuck her furiously while she bites into my shoulder instead of a pillow
>>580434354
>>580434679is that so?
Gay hours again
>>580434437curren would do this
>>580431661Any advice?
>>580434805It is.. her slim body fills me with great lust.
>>580431661Why not both?
We love this dork, don't we folks?
>>580424926What is she thinking about?
>>580431661Go for Inari One
>>580429550Every time on my menu screen.
This thread is just a bunch of unloyal sluts
Is akai teio a good gp
>>580435294Nmaybe
>>580435290not true, im saving myself for marraige
>>580435580when does this hyper autist even come out?
>>580435739my paizuri slave
>>580435378AA2?
You should visit Tomakomai :)
>>580435810
>>580434805Sexsexsex
Any cute fineposters around?
go away
>>580430986>>580436242
>>580436218go fuck yourself
>>580436112>>580434805>>580434794I look so cute today
>>580436039I am no longer asking
...
>>580436526Distant Peaks (as in Cap)...
>>580435323THAT'S NYOT AN ANSWER
bored
>>580434437>curren doing a dead meme from ancient internetUnc...
>>580436812start drama about your own club
wtf is this true?was rura really made to appeal to women?>
>>580436812play the game
>>580436910
>>580436868I did that once last year and now look where we are
>>580436039>>580436483You had me at "T"
>>580436987>>580436039>>580436483
>>580436954/uma/jong...
>>580436880Of course not, that guy is a cuck if he thinks Rura's girlfailure archetype is made for girls.
>>580436880That's the SEAtard that stole posts from /umaJP/ before. Do you truly believe that he knows what he is talking about?
>>580436868We're dramaless right now same as every other club>>580436910nyo
>>580437285>same as every other clubmambo is fucking dying and you're saying there's no drama?
You guys are f*cking stupid.
>>580437379But they are always dying. Only real drama is the UmaDash Danchou maybe quitting or resigning but that will be next months drama
>>580437592>But they are always dyingbut this time it's for real
I hate Uma global community so fucking much man. I used to have my misgivings about the way Blue Archive gatekept people but not anymore.
>>580437592Out of every danchou that deserves to resign it has to be one of the cool ones...
>>580437684How does Blue Archive gatekeep?
>>580437584
>>580437584No, I'm fucking Silly
>>580437584My Uma likes me that way
>>580437719by being a game for pedos mostly
>>580437718Rank the danchous by coolness then
>>580437684umajp is way better, we know this
>>580436987do you have a version with more pixels?
>>580437718I'm not in UmaDash but his spreadsheets are neat. He's one of the more high effort Danchous for sure.I hope he's just stepping down as Danchou instead of completely quitting
>>580437719They say UOOOOOH T.T to scare away normalfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgfEvLfnQ0gUma musume edit ahh song
>>580437902It's a low bar butgay:/uma/ clubuma&cobrickidc tier:autisumamamboexcelrobot clubcool guys:dacchishaythere
>>580437882none of the girls we train are adults, so we should have the same protection
>>580434950I do that to my trainees every morning.
>>5804379021. mine>power gap2. all the other danchuds3.your danchode
>>580437719They enjoy their game and post cunny on main
>>580437790Troona love.>>580437803So true...
post something cute
>>580438137Tamabros, we're forgotten...
>>580437719they're the most obnoxious faggots on the internet so people don't even wanna associate with them
schedules for trophy collecting runs are so fucking cursed.
>>580438291you would be in idc tier, which is fine since I don't see you here being annoying
>>580438291good
>>580438137Allen can't be gay
>>580436987>big tits and braidsJust needs glasses and she'd be great like Rob Roy.
>>580438291tama danchou is nice
>>580438291Your club go in gay tier
>>580438368Allen is the gayest and baldest
>>580438137/Uma/Club Danchud is the most high effort Danchou tho
>>580434739>>580434634LOTS better!
>>580438482mambo has been putting out genuine oc content whilst allen uses AI slop but okay
>>580438549Allen is a boomer
>>580436880It amazes me how you /pol/ retards consistently come here, pretending to care about a video game, just to spam some meaningless twitter garbage posted by literal fucking who, that was intended for liberal college dropouts.
>>580438549Bricked has the best OC tho
>>580438260
>>580438482Yep but most people wouldn't know without being in the club, to be fair
>>580438482gay faggot posting this shitty Maya again
>>580438634That would explain a lot if true
Tomakomai?
>>580438549what is the OC in question
My danchou is better than yours
otakus will see this and be like: "I LOVE THICC GIRLS"
>>580437830
where are the Samson Big lewdseven a bit of ecchi would be fine
>>580438692he said cute
>>580438897I want to abuse Kita so bad...
>>580438897>Anons: I LOVE HEALTHY THIGHS>Retarded tranny: I LOVE FAT WOMANyes, we know you love them, now get the fuck out and stop annoying us with your dog shit and unhealthy fetish
>>580438739who hates dirty maya?
Do not call your female coworkers with your trainee nearby.
>>580438656Bricked is the designated SEA club
>>580438692Not related to Maya but when I see this type of vdeo I get the urge to kill the character, it's not that the style is bad or anything, I think the video looks cute. But something in my brain is telling me to repeatedly stab this particular Maya until she dies
>29/30is there a chance they can ever recover from this?
>>580438952>Megane CreekCute... CUTE!
>>580438897post machan's thighs instead
>>580436379But I love you
>>580438960Just crank it to her sprite like a normal person
Her name is Yuki.
>>580439354I would rather join a discord club
>>580439373OL BANNER WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>580439320I think that's called cuteness agression. I can relate as I want to hug windy hard enough to shatter her ribs.
>>580439354Just need to kick V>>580439474Just need to kick Gayassi
>>580439320What's wrong with this video?don't stab Maya please
>>580439425that lion belt is cute
>>580439354What is problem rank 202?
Post something nice
>>580439354S push going great
>>580439354They are not even that far away from other /uma/ clubs in the top 200, while having one less member. Not bad.
>>580439662
I left my comfy club because I didn't want to play this shitty game anymore, but I'm getting the itch to come backI cannot be free from this accursed game
>>580439636you forgots some words there buddy
>>580439662unprotected breeding sex with naisu "oissu!" neicha
>>580439781Ex-Mambwo........
>>580439896
>>580439549Now what's your solution for mambo
>>580439662Nice belly!
>>580439781Did you at least say goodbye to your mates?
>>580440048Need to bring back Keb
I want to leave my club because I'm frustrated with them but I don't want to be called a club hopper, what should I do?
>>580440205Dan...
>>580440278why do you care, just leave
>>580440278Mambwo please nyo...
>>580440278samefag a poaching attempt
>>580440278Just do it and if you're called cheating whore remind them they're the cucks
Thank you to my fellow neisha bros!
Im working on it
>>580439662I want to know what kind of nice things were shown to Maya...
first time i do a fan run, changed the sprint races for the race quests currently, is this good?
Join mambo! We have one spot left! I'm not the guy doing invites I'm just a member making a shitpost though so you'll have to ask him.
>>580440278Start some drama!
>>580440527hell yeah dudeonce a support banner actually worth rolling for comes around and you get a solid amount of SR cards you'll be climbing those ranks in no time
>>580440594The sex tape we made.
Do the "widen field of view" skills actually do anything useful or are they a meme?
Hosting the Haru Urara Memorial Races (September 9)in am hour or so Invaliding;Haru Urara only Arima Kinen Turf/LongNambu Hai 1600 Dirt/Mile (anyone can join)I'm not getting a turf A Long A Ulala...See you there anondacchi
>>580440527
>>580440745mostly a meme but there are some debuff skills that hit all opposing umas in your FoV, so increasing that increases your range
>bored of auto fan runs>try playing the game and update a TT uma>worst runs ever worse than the ace runs that forced me to move to fan runs>perfect day ruined by uma back to clanking fans for danchou I guess...
>>580440665You mean detach himself from that account and to reroll for creek?
>>580440745do memes not do something
>>580440667Hot
Mildly slow and retarded, but ready for room matches I think.
>>580440831
>>580440821roll on creek or honestly just tough it out until Ramonu
Bros I really need a Nature wife...
>out of borrows so can't make an ulala for the cupFUCK
>>580440745They increase the range for any skills relying on FoV like All Seeing Eyes. An uma's overtake targets are also affected by FoV, I think.
>>580440951why borrows for a for fun event
Is #clublist anon dead? We should update the list...
>>580440853
>>580438137>not listedIt's over
>>580440475not exactly a fan of neicha and I haven't even bothered to actually read her story but I've recently come to understand how erotic she is.
>>580440951im throwing in my first team trials ulala, shes the oldest veteran on my account
>>580440746>epithet needs 550k fansDamnMight have to play THAT
>>580440136Yes I did, I'm not a subhuman
> Get Med S> Don't get stroll> Get stroll> Don't get med SThis sucks
>>580441140>>580441146All one needs to know is how incredibly cute she is, the rest is 2ndary :^)
>>580441145Muripalbwo...
>>580441146You should read it.
>>580437984qrd? what spreadsheets does he make?
umasumi
>>580439776the top end is slaving away to survive with one less member
>>580441484
>>580441145Futamusumebwo...
>>580441510Looks matching
Clubs that don't have their original danchou might as well be dead unless they do a rebrand like AlmondLove -> TamaLove to replace the soul.
>>580441540V is desperately trying to get poached by /Uma/club
>>580441052I have to do my best for her. >>580441156Based
>>580440941Well you won't find one here. Probably.
>>580440746Sounds fun! I'm going to try and shit out an urara for the arima kinen. If I get unlucky that's that
>>580441631umama could do the funniest thing ever and leave again if that happens
>>580441484Sumasumi
>>580441631How deep did the /uma/ club plan go to poach 2 high earners so easily?
>>580441441Pretty much jokes, memes and fan count tracking
>>580441145Basashibwo...
>>580441648
whats the fucking point bro
>>580441484umasumi bwo
>>580440941You could always make one
>>580441145Ricebstgirlbwo...
>>580441631Chances of V betraying club if given the chance?
>>580441145Cloverbwo...
I don't want to be danchou anymore
>>580441850To make you glue and refresh TP, preferably with carats so you're more likely to feel like you need to buy some.
>>580441145excelumabwo...
>>580441684ive got the next season script already in my handstyler leaves autis/uma/ and goes to /uma/club to cuck v, you heard it here first
>>580439776yeah right
>>580442036
>>580442127V would never be allowed in another club, too many people would quit
>>580441848I hope the ramen shop has a bed
>>580442218/uma/ has spawned the first ronin trainer...
>>580442127He is never leaving Autis/uma/ they merging with TamaLove has a higher chance of happening
oh shit my oguri plush came in todaytook long enough from surface mail. ill post a pic soon
>>580442218V will never backstab the ones that kept him after all the melties
>>580441596What if the original danchou is just chilling as an officer or member
>>580442127ryangawd is too loyal to leave autis/uma/
>>580442212
Ok starting my Ulala run hope I can make it in time
nice sound post fucking idiot
>>580442378Chud does not want to give up power. That why he oshi the least popular boy.
no matter what the current thread discussion is about you niggas always default to Vand then you have the auda(gold)city to claim you are not obsessed
>>580442340He's (even more) mentally unstable now so I could see it
>>580442425oh no the catbox link died and i don't have the original video anymorebweeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
be nice
>>580442417>>580442493Thank you, I like them as well!
>>580442556nature
Autis/uma/ as always trying hard to make their irrelevant danchou an /uma/ e-celeb
>>580442378I'm surprised he stays there. Nigger takes one day off and his club drops 50 ranks. That would be way to stressful for me
>>580442573Something's different...New glasses?
>>580442493/uma/ is awesome autists get mad about soundposts
>>580442617STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING GRASS
>>580442654See >>580442518
>>580442556Only kinda nice. Everything in moderation.
>>580442556even to him?
>>580442573She's not that small
>>580442683Bet he's just angry cuz his DOG SHIT THIRD WORLD SET UP is buggy and can't play them
>>580442683/uma/ is awesome autists believe everything is real instead of exaggeration
>>580442617Grassposter afraid of BRC (big Ryan cock), no surprise there
>>580442797this nigga got mad about a soundpost and is now tried to play it off how embarassing
>>580442617I need Grass to look at my penis like that.
umamusume dumpling restaurant but there is no fuel source all things are steamed by umamusume sweat
>>580442738If your kindness is conditional, you're evil
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/OFpes0>https://jiggie.fun/OFpes0https://jiggie.fun/OFpes0>https://jiggie.fun/OFpes0https://jiggie.fun/OFpes0
Why do you type like a nigger?
>>580442797HUGE fauxpas my friend. You're meant to either accept and stand to them, or ignore them, not react like a child.
Banchou sexy
>>580442797Life is more fun if you believe everything is real.
>>580442841>big Ryan cock
>>580442978mean to >>580442556
>>580442934Sweat can't produce enough heat to cook dumplings though
>>580442841Ryan is an ugly bastard but not that kind of ugly bastard
>>580429370He's cool
Umamusume shoe store but instead of selling shoes for umamusume they sell used umamusume shoes to me
>>580443014my third wife right after luna and cb
>>580443036Need to break my jaw nibbling on these
>>580437830Creek definitely feels like the kind of uma that wouldn't give a shit if you were completely retarded.
>>580443198>troona
>>580442325oguri
I love Rice
>>580442935are you saying you will be nice to V even after all he did? hypocrite
>>580429370Imagine going around with a country in your handle like 'anonamerimutt', wtf is wrong with russians
>>580443062it's over there's no point to living
i feel bad for the ryan guy. dude carries his club, only to get dogpiled for having a chopped wife
>>580443185>buying them instead of stealing them
>>580441596There is a group for Tama!? Although I can't say my love is purely for Tama... But her voice
>>580442978I am black
>>580443036Do people only like her for her tits? For me, it's because she looks like the type to read hardcore books while masturbating in the library alone and would ask you do reenact sex scenes from her favorite books with her while she reads the lines out loud.
>>580443356Yeah but we're full this month already, sorry.
>>580443368Mambwo...
Grass Wonder's tongue in my ass
>>580443368mambwo.....
>>580443272but he did nothing wrong
>>580443381
>>580443291Just mix it with pre-workout like the rest of us
>>580443272I forgot what he did. Can you give a quick refresher
>>580443368why?
Aunt uma?
>>580443438>>580443497okay V
>>580442978>this stayed>>580443131>this got removedCurren got silenced for saying the truth...
>>580438840nigga tickezo getting hunted in the jungle and then sold as slave in their recruitment posts
/uma/ plays Pokemon when?/uma/ plays Mario Party when?/uma/ plays Mario Kart when?
>>580443657I don't get it
>>580443381Thank you for posting this, I've been a very good trainer
>>580443758when those games become good
ryan love
mambros are black? hood niggas? weed niggas?
>>580443857
>>580442368I wonder if my danchou will do that instead ABANDONING US
>>580443774
>>580443758I legitimately can't believe that I spent 60 fucking euros on a pokemon game at one point in my life. I know I'm stupid but oh my god why the fuck did I do that
You guys never mention us in umatism...
>>580443967Sword and Shield?
>>580443864They are curious georges
>>580443396This happens in her career actually as her optional objective
>>580443570>>580443758
>>580443936
>>580443864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDGuIYrdzw8&t=40
didnt get med s on first inspo again
Having to pity Tamachud and getting nothing from 30k carats really made me not enjoy Tama as much as I wanted
>>580443967i mean i did too but i was 7 haha
>>580444116
My /uma/ club doesn't even play the game, I'm the only one /here/
Stop being mean to Ryanchou
>>580443967My best friend bought a Switch back in the day just to play Pokemon SSI had to lend him BOTW so that he finally starts being interested in the other games on the console
Which uma has the biggest ears
>>580444216that's why we have second inspoif you stick with it you'll get fast learner in late senior November like I did surely
>>580443403It's fine. I'm in no rush or have any intention to leave my current C+ club anyway. At least until the danchou disband or leave it himself.
>>580444336>in the other games*game. also many such cases. switch fags are hilarious
>>580444351Rice ShowEARS
>>580444351zenno rob roy, gayabe
>>580444271
>>580444351
>>580444385Can you spot what's missing?
>>580444013Yeah, it was shield. I can barely remember what it even was about which I can only assume is due to it being boring as fuck.
You know what they say about umas with big ears....
>>580444351I think Biwa, hers aren't just long but unusually wide
>>580444351I'm sure they argue about it with some complicated formula like in the south park episode
>>580444429>switch fags are hilariousThat's why I just know Nintendo consoles will never fail againThere's literally 20 million people ready to buy a Switch 2 as soon as the first exclusive Pokemon game is released
>>580444578They look big but it's not because of the ears it's because of the head lmao
>>580444574big hearts :)
>>580432552Hello brother. Basically 1:1 to your situation.
>>580444089That makes me want her even more.
>>580444351her
>>580444489>>580444561Again, many such cases. Whenever Nintendo tried some of that newfangled "open world" concept, their games turn out boring as all fuck.>>580444628Pretty much. Used to be Mario and all the other titles, now it's nothing but nu-pkmn fans, who all have intense amounts of brainrot.
>>580444429There are a lot more games but some people would rather say they bought their switch for one game than admit to being a Xenoblade fan
>>580444574BIG THROBBING FUTA COKC
>>580444310RGP...
>>580429550Seiun Sky and Cafe art years ago, that's it
>>580444697>>580444503>>580444449STOP SAYING HER EARS ARE THE BIGGEST, THEY ONLY LOOK BIG BECAUSE SHE'S SMALL
>>580444718no sane person cares for xenoblade no one cares for LE WELSH MINGE no one cares for that cringe phone tier game
I need a Cesario AGP nonny so I can mark them with my seed...
>>580444660Just hour after hour of kerchows on the Peloton
>>580444574....damn, they got some big-ass ears?>>580444910>that cringe phone tier game>he says, playing an actual unironic phone game
I think Im done with cm prepMade an angling OGuri which can beat most Xoggers but if theres any front in the lobby I get gigaraped into oblivion, maybe I will make a cheeky end closer like Eishin or Goldoshippo
im tired bros
This has me thinking, when are they going to add Klarna and other payment options for gacha shit?
>>580445120hello tired
>>580445152you can already pay via klarna on the website
>>580444718>>580444910Xenoblade is alright. If 2 is your favorite game you're unironically a tranny though.
>>580445076I look just like this
>>580445152what got me was>erp consultant
>>580445152>WEEKLY PAYMENT FOR MCDONALDSis that actually a fucking thing??
i want to deep throat admire groove ears
>>580445152Is this a scam for poor people? What the hell
>>580444950I mean, I'd be down if it was a global uma but I unfortunately know absolutely fuck all about cesario other than the fact that she's a Spe-ling so I'll have to decline.
>>580445280>Is this a scam for poor people?yeah, it plays off of the idea that if a payment is not upfront then it *feels* smaller than it is, but some people are so poor that a 5 dollar payment every two weeks is too much, and then get fucked over by the 300% interest they charge per day on late payments
>>580445223go spend some time on /ck/ and look what people pay for the worst slop ever
>>580444910The only thing I know about Xeno is that main hero goes from average anime goober kid to gigachad harem protag.
>>580445329Umama...
>>580445401He's easily the weakest of the three protagonists.
>>580445401It's disgustingly generic, the only fun part being the EXTREMELY hammy british dub.>>580445394>go spend some time on /ck/Thank you for the offer, but I'd rather not.>Courier Tip: 10.59Holy shit lmao, forgot that's how 'murica works.
It's time...No matter what I'm using her on the Ulala race, but if I win the Arima I'd be happy
>>580445446That thing is not the only horny fag here.
>>580445575Canada love, CAD.
>>580445625>thingIsn't it ironic to call him that while being a weird deviant faggot yourself?
>>580445620BummerOne day...
>>580445839>>580445839>>580445839
>>580445625Hetoids are mind rapedStop posting about how you want to put your penis somewhere before complaing about umama or whatever other nigger
>>580445625Don't insult umama pathetic freak
>>580443260good post. good collection.
