Previous: >>580468149>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Hark Back Run Forward, Uma Outing!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Tokai Teio!
Digitan LOVE
I snacked...
almond hentai
>>580493043Breeding with Digitan
>>580493024If Ace is Ryuko then who is Kiryuin
>oguri ate my borrows again>no new aces>cm in 2 dayskomm susser tod on repeat, it's over
Last call to join the Haru Urara Memorial Races, we'll start in the next 5 minutes regardless if it's pull or not. It's been 12 hours after all.Urara Kinen3261026932610269Nambu Hai Free for All1511802615118026Not that I think anyone would be interested but Urara was my 2nd career after Creek. Completing all her Career Goals felt special.
>>580493146>>cm in 2 daysWAIT WHAT
>>580493118Meek's trainer
I'll try for festive miracle falcon even if it's probably impossible
>>580492979the bestest and cutest uma musume!
>>580493024ace rabu
>>580493174>09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/it's right there in the op you skip over every time
>>580493174Fuck you retard, it's september 19th
dancho you lied to me...............
>>580485406
>>580493105why is she so worried, torena just hangin out
>>580493159Nambu Hai free for all starting!
>>580493105DELETE THIS NOW
umamusume: pretty derby(fanfare, make debut)
Tachyon LOVE
>my trainee showed up with another man
uma should be bigger
>>580493105giwtwm
>>580493439hashire hasire uma musume
THE NTR SMILE
pama needs more sexy altsshe's dressed like a 60s lesbian
>>580493558there's no good groping access she's such a slut
>>580493550Rice would never NTR youunless you ask her to, she would do everything for her big brother
>>580493159Falco wins the Free for All!Urara Kinen starting in a moment!
>>580493608you can just grab her by the pussy
>>580493643not picking urara despite being able to pick anyone shows your lack of sovl
girls lesbian u lesbian chaserumapyoi lesbian
>>580493617Rice wouldn't do this.
>>580493750I should look like this
I want creeku to teach me good touch/bad touch by touching me
>>580493750Clanker artist's social media account?
Last Thread
>>580493801Creek, I'm a grown as man.
Fuck this, I give up on this cm. I'm just gonna run my favorites with whatever I can
>check Tama on hakuraku>all skill (even greens) >still sucksDamn bros... i think i wont get plat this time
>>580493856Why?
>>580493916POST DOTO SEX
>>580493916>retard rape
man fuck people who don't start rooms when filled
>>580493928you can get to finals with oshigaming, winning finals is hard against xogger
>>580493916>Mesho manOh no...
>>580493856https://x.com/nono_no_ai/status/2097829463673458805
>>580493159holy smokes what a finish!!!Haru Urara wins by a nose..!What a racethanks for joining anondacchis, may we be at the same track next year too.
>>580493515*wide-shaped
Every day until someone joins!The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580494028NTA, but after last CM I no longer believe you can reliably even hit A finals with oshigaming. The floor rises significantly every CM.
>>580494074gg, thanks for hosting
>>580493916>horse wife love
>>580493916>operao meta
>>580494212wrong, you still easily can
>>580494074Damn, I was betting on Haru Urara to win
>>580493916>teio fatteiobros... ovr repvtation...
>>580494315eh maybe. I didn't, and I had a 75% winrate round one last cm. Once you've been hit with the hammer of TRULY awful luck you will never take A finals for granted again
>carat calc website requires you to log in to save your planI think I'll stick with the spreadsheet, thanks.
>>580493794Correct
>>580493916>Free Super Creek
>>580493718>nambu hai free for all>free for all>free >for>allJordanposters not beating the illiterate retard allegations
>>580493916>post Doto sexThis was Taiki's doing...
>>580494426Rice angrily raping me...
>>580494194he would have taken the newcutie...
>>580494446He is correct, you do not slay and as such will not have your nails Pop&Polish
>>580494446Falco wouldn't say this
drama?
shut up nonny
>>580494808I'm gonna dream of this scene tonight.
>>580494006Jordans kinda cute bros...
Opera you can’t just be the best character in someone else’s story
>>580494602He couldnt even lead his club.
morning
Having SEX with Rice's tight umanko.
>>580494752is this the most stupid countenance in the game
>>580494941Morning bro
>>580494925why is Doto green?
Post an uma that contains the wonders of the Earth and the beauty of the stars.
>>580494925>gayabe
>>580494941Good morning
>>580494917Meno, my favourite single mother of 4
>>580494994
CM is not gonna go well this time
I love my genius wife!
how many days until CM registration again?
>>580493916>run uma yeah~!
>goes extremely hands-off and just going to send in an end xog this CM>the parent farming is dogshit and hasn't yielded anything useable yetbad CMs are so boring
>>580494365just take the dom pill honestly you will have less aces to worry about making too
super VILLAIN
>>5804952256-7 days
>>580494347Teiobros being fat is always assumed
>>580495406
>>580495462Tongue kissing Neicha's navel
please join my b+ club
>>580495692RiceBstGrl vro...
>>580495692I don't want to betray my club...
>>580495382
I got a med S turf S pace S rice!On a lowroll...
>get stam med>shit whites AHHHHHHHH FUCM THIS I'M TAKING THIS I'M TRAINING TAMACHUD ANYWAY I DON'T NEED HEADON HINTS
When do we get the Tachyon spark event again?
>>580495757>her whole strategy is save her stamina for the final spurt and then kick forward at full power>CinGray treats this like it's a fucking superpower
Always be serious.
>>580495307oh I'm not worried about this cm. My main ace is like the third highest winrate for her character and style on Hakuraku and I am running debuffers with her. But last time I was like "good enough" and it was not good enough.
>>580495870Just Spokon things, reminds me of THE ZONE
>>580495817December
>>580495876SILLY!
>>580495870they're horses they don't think that far
Umas that need correction from a penis
>>580495870she starts it much earlier same thing gold ship does
>>580494949I made this postI made this crop
>>580496056Gold City
ADULT rice shower
>>580496212
>>580496284ayabby!
is there any uma VA who absolutely sucks at singing? one that gives the gf at karaoke vibe?
honse
>>580495692mambro...
>>580496056Sirius Symboli
>>580496354Oguri
>>580496354oguri's seiyuu sucks at live singing imo
>>580496354anons were begging curren chan and oguri not to sing during lives
>>580496284ayabers isn't that lewd.
>>580495762
>>580496551YEAH I KNOW that's what I'm saying she has it
>>580496465>>580496490I like Oguri's singing...>>580496494Thanks, gonna look for some Curren singing
Please join my spiritually B club...
>>580496607Xog was my 2nd Ms. Victoria and she did not sound that great singing it
>>580496621mambwo...
I think I want to disband my club if it deranks...
I love the singing voices of Pearl and Kris
>>580493617>>580493550I love this rice doujinhttps://exhentai.org/g/4109250/5c14734610/
>>580496354Smart Falcon, unfortunately, sucks at singing.
>>580496789Kris has some bad songs but yeah in general I like her voice
>>580496824Curren, give Falco back her phone
>>580496354Doto can't sing
>>580496837She nailed her character song and sounds more funny than bad in less "cool" songs e.g. make debuthttps://youtu.be/4zetfKE1EzY
>new member has more points in a two days than the flatliners have in 10danchou it is time for drastic measures
Guys is it true?
>>580492979
>>580497046Not-Mambro...
>>580496958this is more funny yeah but I really dont like her version of uma in america that was linked here once
>>580496765neth... mambwos...
>>580496212Just B yourself
>>580497051yes
>>580496793I know what it is without having to click it.
>>580496284Ayabe would let her trainer deceive her like that
nevermind, Curren doesn't give me the moe factor of a girl who can't sing singing cute songs she just sucks I'll stick to Oguri
>>580497071That one? I think it sounds alright. I wish there was more engrish from her thohttps://youtu.be/aGW7mfxHkPE
>>580493928Im running this shitty Mayano and not give a shit
>>580497172Yeah I think her voice just does not fit the high energy/genki u-u-u-u-u-uma chanting at all. The part where she's actually singing is fine
>>580492979Reminder GlobalCHADs are better trainers than wimpy whiny Japanesehttps://x.com/puriketunorum/status/2097681060951896118
Bread?
>>580497583cuuuuuute
>>580497569weak japanese salarymen could not endure CM's every 3 weeks like us
>>580497583She’s in the loaf
Imagine the post-cafeteria farts of the average uma
post mares
Why does Ardan go on hot springs trips with her "friends" while ignoring her trainer?
>>580497728so she is stacked...
>>580497583sloppa bread
>>580497728damn, she's so big, her trainer is so lucky
>>580497704umas don't fart
:3
Is it important to make your parents follow the same schedule as the trainee?I realised I wanna build tiara parents but I have like 2 tiara trainees
>>580497943yuppers
MAMBO (379642070) need one more strongman to to pick rice crop all day.Give ID now, or put /uma/ on your tag to join picking for Massa!
>>580497943the parents and grandparents must have won the same schedule or as close as possible
>>580497723
>>580497836whore trainer
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relally really really really really really really really relaly really really reallyr eally really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>580498008ok these are funny I hope you will never get that 1 guy so you keep posting these
Now I will visit tomakomai
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>580497943tiara trainees are so rare you should only make crown ones, or make your parents in mant lolor make a specific mare lineage if you plan on using dober, but 3 races being different is not that big of an affinity hit anyway, you can mix them
>>580497943Affinity is affinity
>>580498008looking forward to the mambo flatliner rights movement arc
>>580498008>>580462961Any update on this guy
>>580498051
>>580498058Nyo... please just one more mambro...
>>580498196they didnt want him...
>>580498037Can't refute this... I played their URA once, fell in love, and never ran them again... I haven't touched cafe a single time since I pulled her. I'm so preoccupied with saving for Supports and running throwaway Tama.
>>580498289nyo shot... well hope you find that hidden master
>>580498232That is a fucking boy.
Fuji Kiseki
>>580498468Then what is this?
>>580498051>mfw gold recollectionI can see why you love her so really really really really
do you guys have the habit to shake your mouse cursor or click on uma's heads times to times?Eheh... me? noooo i don't really do it, just asking.
>>580498718That's clearly a girl.
boy thighs&hips
>>580498718Fucking this boy
>>580498052Chibis aren't supposed to be sexy...
>>580498803I want to kiss the window on her belly.
I've done like three ace runs last week and they were all year one gluestill worth trying to build an ace or do I just reuse digitan
>>580497723shore
spamming faggot samefagging for attention as if anyone cares about his ugly boy must be a day ending in Y
>>580498960i look like this
>>580499013maru is so fucking sexy it's a crime what they did to her
>>580498718>>580498960i'm falling for the Believe propaganda...Her race outfit is kinda stupid, but damn she has really pretty cute face and her casual outfit defines well her body
Most KINO post ever in world of posting
>Tanhauser is a Late specialist card that finally replaces Eishin FlashI'm actually really upset. As a late (pretty much just Stego though) main I should probably dump carats on this banner but I also kind of don't want to have to spend money. It's frustrating.
I Am Maximus would be a good Uma
>>580499096>bro just called his post "kino"
>>580499013>their swimsuit color matches their vulva's color
>>580499096Don't know about kino but it did make me laugh when I saw it in my club chat as a response
>>580499075Personally, I just thought she looked extremely cute but then I read her story and her autistic (positive) personality won me over. And her race outfit still looks cute despite how silly it is.
>>580499165Ballroom Flash?
>>580499065>it's a crime what they did to her?
>>580499096hey that's ME
Say something nice
>>580499165The hope is that it will be (relatively) useable at low LB so that you can slowly ticket it up, with the profit for Cyge being those who end up being impatient
>>580499350something nice
>>580499350evil horse
>>580499327she was deleted from the game as an uma two months agoin a few months her support card will be deleted tootragic
>>580499340No that's me>>580499248Yeah, it's very funny
Kingu umanko
>>580499272Circus Flash.>>580499393I can only hope.
>>580498763pat pat the uma
why can't they do this
>>580499531Same thing. Worth rolling on it as a late trainer?
>>580499208Go fuck chad you dumb whores
>>580499604Appropriate Tamacel response
>>580499547Seiun Sky wrote this post
>>580499547Women can't into downforce
>>580499350Tama-chan and her VA are cute!
>>580499350mating press
>>580499583I'm a bad person to ask because I'm bad at the game. Would say it's probably needed for sprint/mile since a lot of the stronger cards that come later seems to be primarily for mid distance (Aruvu, Air Groove,).
>>580499730virgin hunter creeku... I'm here!
Touching tanhauser!
>>580499547kek
>>580499820Its a moot point anyway. If I were to pull all my plans up to Rula would explode
>>580499785the horror
do NOT post Flash VA...
>>580499730she should've been my mother
>>580499885
>>580500194
I'd ei ei mun her, if you catch my drift
SMART Falcon.
>>580500052german is a deeply unserious language
>>580500275Thats a fact
>>580499785sex with marche while her seiyuu watches
>>580500148
What did she mean by this?
>>580499913>is a decade younger than me and get to play a cute horse, wear cute outfits, and play with a cute puppetman
>>580500342nein brutti deutsch ist echt eine geile spreche
>>580500275
>>580500647umama...
>>580500647>a decade youngerare you like, 70?
>>580500275umadol umanko
LOL
dude I love GL
>>580500694anon marche's seiyuu was still in high school when the game released...
>>580500845Why her head so big wtf bros
>>580500845>end inspo in classic>mile inspo in senioryeah okay>>580501125all the better to kaichou
>>580500752Satono wife subtilely trying to ungay her toreina
mambros....
>>580500848Can't wait to finish my pc
>>580500845Rudolf's exposed armpit... dangerous...
>snacking on the banner more>game froze while rolling>reopen>Wahoo
https://jiggie.fun/qVm9johttps://jiggie.fun/qVm9johttps://jiggie.fun/qVm9jo
Updated IFHA horse ranking
>>580500848Did you get backstabbed after taking the screenshot?
>>580500845pretty amazing that cygames released an ssr with no gold skill and no one batted an eyelid
>>580502112>MLB ntrsorry for your loss
>>580501270what?
>>580501781>Kwab du Nord lower than Tabaru
can somebody tell me what a "honse" is?
>>580499547nigga posted tokyo 1600m
oh yeahhhalso fuck creek holy shit probably 30+ glued runs due to her shitass I'm running 2 gold recoveries instead holy fuck what a nuisance 3 speed king
>>580502169AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE DOXIIIIING
>>580501506GJ BROOO
>>580502298
>>580498008this is how i feel starting a fan run
>>580502169Iam not in it for once!
>>580499547That's literally Longchamp 2400m
>>580502165I didn't pay for it at the time, but as you can see, karma's a bitch
ARDAN NYOOOOO
im gonna fucking kill myself im gonna fucking kill myselfTHIS IS THE THIRD RUN IN A ROW THIS HAS HAPPENED
kill yourselfcan slacker still proc during the ura finale?
>>580499547>>580502550Strangely enough your silly idea is basically a real track, the British are stupid like you.
>>580502814>left handed course>right turntruly, the depths of the British psyche are unfathomable
>>580502169Chibi Bobo looks goofy
>>580502812>can slacker still proc during the ura finale?yep it canfuck my lifehad to gamble anyway
okay not a bad GP for arima
>>580503140>Hanshin JF
>>580503314OPERA MARE IS REAL!
Train seven billion umas
Kentucky Fried Derby
Only 3 bros chat in the club anymore... Please gwos talk a bit, I feel lonely
Why are JP players so mad that they can't afford pot 7 for Pasa? It's not like a mile 2 star uma with a gaslight mile unique will suddenly be top tier for the next medium CM just because they gave her a new gold skill
>>580503780Mambro...
>>580503780Sorry Mambwo... We all died
>>580499350She's one hell of a VA>Was in touch with the GFL2 story datamines in 2020-21>Only extracted data was the JP audio files, could only get an idea of what's happening by tone>Eventually encounter her voice, starting as cutesy before a certain event dropped the cute act for something ice cold>Icey feelings boiled over when she got into an argument with her team leader>Later transliteration of the audio files yielded that she joined (you) to avenge her friend from her killers and the argument was justifying leaving people behind since there was extra bodies to reset them>Me and a few others Goslinged listening and eventually reading it
>>580503780but then you're going to post it here and make fun of me...
I will now visit Tomakomai
>>580502169終わりだ…
Tomakomai is just discount Sapporo
>>580503950meisho dotea
>>580503780Asked for advice once and got insulted for it, so the shoes requests are the only thing you will get from me. I'll join another club next month for that reason.
Why do umas have such high libido? Surely they don't need the extra help
>>580503780Join /Uma/Club we have an active chat
>>580504113i mean i would have helped if the advice wasn't for gay sex...
>>580504128I only chat during CM days
Tabaru and Terra placing bets?
Is there anyone worth of being poached out of Mambo beyond the high rollers?
>>580504412CHADmire terra 1st place (jockeyless)
>>580504412There are easier ways to throw away money
>>580504139BASEDI wanna see yuki kana and saki kosaka rub their giant tits together....
>>580503780Mambros chat...
>>580504113post club so I know which one to not hop to
>>580504452How pissed would the nips be if this actually happened?
>>580504505Mambo
>>580504505bricked
>>580504505Probably Bricked
mambo
>>580504452How would this get interpreted into an umamusume story?
Chatting is for fags unless we are using chat to debate which Uma has the puffiest umanko
>>580504602Cool!
>>580504629Thats Pearl, no contest
>>580494212That anon but I got into A finals and almost won with Jordan last CM. Just finished jerking off
I wish I was mean enough to leak my clubchats, sometimes there's funny stuff that lead to dramaposting
>>580504412Tabaru will crash and burn to last place. I have no idea what he's doing there, he has never performed beyond 2200m and with the soft turf 2400m Arc is a whole different breast. And a font runner has never won the race.
>>580499785Oh, are we doing VA side-by-sides today?
>>580504625Ran a graded race you didnt schedule and thus she got qualified.
beautiful uma with homophobia
>>580504887Bright love
>>580504940just say it was the voices
>>580504869Wrong, fag boy. Sweepy.
>>580501506OOI ISNT EDO
>>580505027That defence only works for f*ids
>>580505014>>580504887The mad dog of Mejiro...
I'm going to win my wife Curren back from her boyfriend.
>>580505151>currenposter>not foid-codedfaker
>>580505014>>580504887evil horse
>>580504954>And a font runner has never won the race.But Helissio
Stop your baseless accusations
>>580505008>twin taabo>beautiful debatable
>>580505227cow wife number one!
>>580504940You are only a sack of fans to your club, there is no reason to not be mean every now and then
wahey
>>580504954>soft turf 2400mHe did win the latest Takarazuka on a heavy rain
Spent another 2 hours looking at Still In Love pictures today
>Phalaenopsis releasedWhy do they abuse Tactbros so...
>>580504010I for one will be visiting China.
You are taller than your trainee right?
>>580505440It's 2200m and the short final straight favors front runners. Arc's 700m+ straight into straight is death of front runners.
>>580505307She is a good and kind horse.
Autism/uma/ had the best chat back in the day. They kicked me so I don't know its current state.
>>580505563
>>580505491plapnopsis is sex in similar way to tacto sexo
>>580504940I have been so so so close to doing that too, my club has had some juicy stuff that has happened recently but I like my club too much to be a leaker
>>580505491They are not releasing Tact before Kikuka Sho and until they can show off Contrail
>>580505583Of course. Hard not to be when 90% of umas are TINY.
StarHorse4
>>580505970just edit the names and avatar to the top earners of another club
why are currentrannies like this?
>>580506317>why is umama like this?
I can't believe that Curren posters dethroned Doto and Falco posters as the worst posters of /uma/
oguri is stupid?
>>580506317They are LARPing. None of those schizos have ever trained Curren, they just project their AGP onto her.
>>580505491you want Tact to have a shit story like Epi? I’d rather wait until they add her rivals and we get at least a decent story
FAGGOT ALERT!!!!!!!!!>FAGGOT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
larp larp mcqueen
>>580505583I am shorter than Taiki...
>>580506573what is Kitasan Black's first name
>>580506670Black
>>580506516they fucked up an entire anime by doing kitapits before durament will never forgive
>>580506670Obama
>>580506573Wow, it's like just 1-to-1 translating over from another language doesn't work. If only English had something that could stand in for -san that would be appropriate for this situation given "Satono" isn't her given name.
>>580506738She needs sex
>>580506868Sally
>>580506738>black(ed)
Gotta save for this in 2 years
>>580505747Why did they kick you? I was there for a month and it was pretty fun, but that was when Benzo was the danchou
>>580494074Seeing an almost 100% urara lobby was a blessing... Glad I participated, thanks anon!
>>580507360>mogged by efforia in 4 monthsez skip
I wish I was Meji- MMHPMH!
>>580507591You run them at the same time you retard.
>>580506864I thought it was Barry
>>580507360Shut up, she can't be th->Gain Power Bonus (1) and Training Effectiveness (5) when the bond gauge is at least 80>4/5 events are mood up+energyoohh..
this game sucks
jp umamusume is straight up in late stage gacha power creep mode and you can easily see cygames gearing up for umamusume 2 at this point one way or another
>>580507603my pov because I would last for less than 30 seconds
>>580507776Hi I'm this game
>>580507603Good girl, need to hold the head down
>>580507603me giving head to him
>>580507825>making another game when it's so low effort to maintain this oneYou're a retarded doomer
mambwos....
>>580508006Yeah?
>>580507974hurr durr low effortyou know what is also easy to maintain? a dead game
Is it true there is a nude mod for this game? I watched the anime so this might give me a reason to try the game out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTBGZ3_vA7wRAAAAAH I LOVE GOLDEN GEN!!!
>>580506738>>580506909I need her sex HOLY
mamdani...
>>580502169i am not in this image
Matikanetannhausercomrades...
>>580506909these tan lines are the best.
>>580508027let the newcutie in...
>>580507591>Efforia3rd speed card tier lolSince Cygames hates when 3 speed is meta there's no way the next scenario will allow these decks
Mambo status?
>>580508253The new newfriend?
>>580508095Why would they make a second game when they can just keep updating the one they've been succesfully getting black numbers from every year holy these doomposters are even stupider by the day
I want to press my lips against my trainee's lips.
ei ei mun
>>580508320>3rd speed tier>you can clearly see her in 2 speed decksCan you even count nigga
>>580508119Back off gooner! This is not a game for you
>>580508341
Nobody actually likes Matikanetannhauser
rotating naked sweepy inside my mind
>>580508320didnt they literally advertise the card as a groove replacement in the pakalive stream
>>580508496>goonerreddit word
I'm training mcqueen front for longslop. It's gonna be fun.
>>580508593umass
>>580508496Troon detected
>>580508484Read anon, the card is only being run in 3 speed card decks. It doesn't make the cut when bringing only 2 speed.
>>580508484>blind nigga>>580508579She's more of a Teio replacement than anythingEfforia shines in non-mediums because she gives basically encroaching shadow but for pace
Mambo? Heh, more like dumbo.
>>580508738Dont say that...
>>580508593>>580508618Umass?
>>580508804grAss Wonder
only uma people like is oguri capjust look how often she is used in cms
What's the best way to do independent training? I keep getting shitty results
NEW DAY
Cybreed allowed this
>>580508439Tanhauser is the cutest uma
>>580497569Wtf is "champions meeting classic"?
>>5805090015 stam + MLB LH
>>580508540I do
aw crapdating is goneI haven't recorded like half of them
>>580509087The drop the zodiac signs after their second rerun and then switch to CMs like CLASSIC, DIRT, SPRINT etc.
>>580508804
>>580498763The textual cadence of this post is interesting to me. You are a poster of mysterious lineage.
>>580509185Brvtal mogging
>>580509001queue less races until you get consistent ss
>>580509231the neicha image took over their soul for that last line.
Butts?
speaky
cryer
>>580498071718585109378I'm waiting for my cooldown to finish in a few hours. If I can collect 7 invitations, I wanna be in number 7.
>>580509542I NEED to bite that
>Play Team Trials 40 times
>>580508593Sniffing uma buruma.UMA BURUMA UMA BURUMA UMA BURUMA
I miss Uma Outing already
...
Is it worth using my raingow crystal on wit natty if i mostly use late surgers? or is there going to be a better late surger card down the line?
>bricked got a new member before mambo It's over
>>580509762…?
Did anyone get the new post from theflatfacadeds?
>>580509807He is an exiled mambro
>>5805098063LB to MLB? Nah
>>580509001but GL is free SS unless you add too many races
>>580509806If 3LB and you're REALLY gonna use late surgers for a long time AND need oyl AND you're sure you're not gonna regret this decision AAAAAAND you've spent 0 of your crystals, sure
While parent farming I'm running 22 races. Am I going overboard?
>>580509762begone
>>580509998It’s 2 TE and 5 RB post MANT
>>580508349NTA, I would like a second game if its about non-japanese horse
>>580510005It should be around 40 my little (you) farmer
>>580510016I tease him like this
is it truly over for us mambwos...?
>>580510187
>>580510005Nah, I usually do 28 total, but I do whiff SS on bad inspos and do have to borrow MLB Light Hello
>>580510224just be less picky about joiners...
>>580510224Yes it is once again mambover for us, like every month
>>580510016Something about seeing that line on a girl's panties right between the part of her thighs that turns into her butt cheeks. It's the best.
when's it gonna be homosexual hours again so I can start agp posting?
>>580509864Aelred...
I tried to join mambo but they asked for a picture of my hand and after i sent it they never replied...
>>580510660you were too white for them
>>580510660seabro....
>>580510660Sanjay...
>>580504412CHADmire Terra to win
>>580510509Umama...
>>580510660Deep lore about mambo is that it's a yuropeon supremacist club. They tolerate Americans but only as fanslaves.
>>580510660
>>580510660V....
>>580510950diabolical image
Either I'm extremely lucky today or something is wrong with the server. 3 daily pulls, 3 hits.
The fucking autoclanker alarm didn't wake me up what the fuck I slept over an hour and missed reseeeeet
>>580510836but i'm not a yuropoor, nor an american though?
>>580511002luckgawd....
>>580511003No one sleeps like this
>>580510628he didn't move anywhere, he deleted the account. 'Aelred' no longer exists
>>580511056Women do after sex
>>580511173how would you know
>>580511002explode
>>580511225I wonder
>>580511002 DIE
>>580511069that was his alt, he's in umadash now
>>580511002roughly one in 3,7 million chance to happen if i calculated correctly
ssshhhhticket is sleeping
>>580511575Cute dahby...
>>580511575WAKE UP, WHORE
>>580511527Now that I'm thinking about it, Aelred created currenposting, I kneel.
>>580511563>mfw the only statistical anomalies in my life are the negative ones
>>580511527>that was his alt, he's in umadash nowwhere did he say that?
>>580511709He did, he's my favorite shitposter for that and what he did with Mambo too
>wanted to post this pic yesterday but couldn't find it>just found itRIP 2 legends
When will I know when I actually need to use my rainbow crystals? I don't want to run into the megalixer problem
Most insane my cool club did was to call a club dachi fat Why yall so insane
which will happen first?>a normal non-gay /uma/ threador>global EOS
>>580512035Look at your pull plan
>>580512056Because your club has spies and is in charge of slandering the other clubs
can we merge mambo with tamalove to create tamambo
>>580512035When you get fucked in the ass when pulling important banners like Ramonu
>>580512175Autis/uma/ bros... They are stealing our boyfriend club...
>>580512241>like ramonu
>>580512175The only people willing to merge with Mambo are Bricked and Uma&Co
>>580511716he didnt but if you know the name of his alt you can chronodoxx him
>>580512140cyge will keep this money cow going forever.
>>580512167>my D club is umuminatiI always knew it
>>580512337*fucks you in the ass*
>>580512549ah~ Ah~ ah~ aahh~~!
>>580512432It's always the ones you least expect...
>>580509185holy hokkoroni
Uma for this feel?
>playing since GL Damn i'm good
>>580512330Which one?
>>580512736Mambo would wait for marriage...
one more and i can graduate to aoharu gaming
>>580512736umas would never use protection
>>580512736Mambo would never use protection
>>580512653the cat
>>580512610Doto goofed up...
>>580512734>600 careers in less than half a yearYou're definetely not good
>>580512882>>580512913
>>580512861I remember looping ggps like that and then the gps and parents use almost nothing of it I hope you have the autism to keep going with the looping and then adding blue and pinks on top of them
>>580512378oh. I guess that's possible, but two similar names isn't much evidence. There's probably two umadacchis that use German or French names for their accounts two. These fuckers both probably read Lord of the Rings or something
anons would you pick speed star or just settle on prepared to pass + fall runner + pace straightsfeels like the speed star price being worth fall runner and pace straights makes it not worth grabbing, since I can settle for prepared to pass
>>580513034Less than 3 months retard bro...
Did they ever make more Uma manzai acts?
>>580512734i actually didn't realize these have a capgive me more carats
>>580513336speed star / prepared to pass doesn't work on CM 19 it activates during the accel phase, that being said prepared to pass generally is enough unless the track allows carryover then you pick speed star
>>580513361>implying less than 3 month's isn't less than half a yearIrredeemable stupidity
>>580509041Mambo would never...
>>580513139yeah the odds are absolutely punishing>20% odds for one (1) skill to be sparkedI main fronts, so I'd LIKE about 4-5 skills being looped, but in reality I tend to settle for RS:Stamina and groundwork
>>580513498Damn you're a moron... damn... rip bro...
>>580513213its not a coincidence he literally said the name of his alt in this thread.
very cute
>>580513568I'm sure you heard that enough to have it memorized in your dna literal clinical retard
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>580509041Why does she always look so hugable?
MY TRAINER IS BALDING??????KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>580513632everyone drops the name of the alt whenever mambo drama pops up, I don't see the relevance. not that I care, really. Mambo is fine, UMADash is about to die, glad my club is fine by contrast
>>580513774mayano wouldn't act like this
>>580513774I am already bald you childish little orange shit!
>>580513887UMADash won't die they will only move ranks internally.
>>580513497I see, then maybe I should ditch it?It's my best try so far if only because most cards finished the chain (sadly not tachyon), so might aswell choose carefully while I keep trying to improve her, any opinions on some skills I should ditch or pick anon?
>>580513969if (You) were danchou and wanted to stop being danchou, would you just stay in the club or leave? I think danchou is going to move to /uma/club so he can finally reach S rank like he dreamed, way back in August '25
>>580513996Steadfast is good
Took a nap and missed reset shoe autism again
Does a B+ maybe A chill club that does not get talked in the thread has a spot open for a humble dacchi?
>>580513887Mambo lost a Danchud before UmaDash did and is barely holding on to A+
>>580514134mambwo...
>>580513996ditch prepared to pass and buy straightaway recovery if there are any point left double circle pace chaser straights
I would pay for a monthly pass that lets you shoot Light Hello in the back of the head if she doesnt give you tokens
>>580513649>2 sets of eyeglassesC-cute...
>>580514141Mambo (spiritiually)! Maybe if you use up your TP over the day, you're in!
>>580514302Mambo sucks though
>>580514237
>>580513649Stacked Donkey and Flat Donkey... Asymmetrical docking....
>>580514145Mambodanchou quit playing the game, can't really do much about that. it's honestly impressive they are still holding onto A+ with the rule of >1 career every 3 days (did danchou change that?)and being 29/30.
>>580514357Yeah my dick
i am literally curren chan
>>580514474Nice ass bro
>>580514119it is now that you mention it but...>>580514210it's true I'm 40 short stamina to be safe, so if I ditch prepared to pass I can grab straight recovery and have enough SP to double circle medium corners, does that sound well?
>>580514536Post THAT frame
Hello friends!!
>>580514474tell me some good drama I don't know about
>>580514605Hello freak
>>580514357dont shay that....
What do we think of this?
>>580514545that is fine too, go ahead and good luck tamabro you got a great build
Finally... peak...
>>580514605sup
>>580514612umama went to /uma/ because she discovered allen is an older man
redpill me on kitasan white
>>580514750I think you should eat an explosion spell.
>>580514792how silly...
>>580514796that makes a lot of sense honestly
>>580514835commits less crime
uma sweat
>>580514792>>580514856The silliest
I had a dream that the imposter on Keb's throne quit the game and Mambo became the comfy haven for newcuties it was meant to be.
>>580514536is this bitch made of gelatin?
>>580514796I think you have the wrong sources otherwise that club would've been his first choice
>>580514605Hello babydachi-dono
>>580514942
>>580514753She got UF! I wasn't expecting her to get there, I wish you the bets of lucks too and thanks for the advice!
>>580514835strictly wiser and more powerful than kitasan of many colors.
>>580514976She replaced the water in her body with cummies
I wish all the cool dacchis in my club didn't leave
>>580514942my bro...
>>580515147mambro... im still here...
>>580514698Mambo is a stinky stinker!
>>580514605Hi babydachi!
>>580514302But mambo gets the talks here, I don't like it, I want the cool breeze in the shadows
Happy wife happy life
>>580515046Saruman...
>>580515314honsefun is the only A rank /uma/ club I never see people talk about
>>580515314Maybe so, but you too can postmambwo... on every club post and actually mean it! You can also just try for the month and see how you like it.
>>580515348Your post made me believe the dating event was still ongoing
>>580515314mambro...
first run of the day already going well
Anons what do you do when you get an ace that is... almost perfect but missing some little thing?I got a pretty nice ace, but she's missing one of the non mandatory gold skills (getting 6 SSR to finish their chain is a nightmare) and fell a bit short stamina, so I had to compensate with a green and double circling a white.Otherwise she's on point but it's irking me, shoild I just keep aiming for the jackpot perfect uma or should I try get perfect debuffers...? or maybe do other aces...
>>580515506yeah there’s not much to talk aboutmost action i’ve seen since joining is my shoe request being fulfilled on frame 1
do NOT check exh front page right now
Seems like Satono Crown's Derby winning son was paired up with 66 mares in his first year as a studhttps://umaichi-news.hatenablog.com/entry/2026/09/10/180150
When do the borrows reset?
>>580515314Honsefun, I guess. Umasumi used to be another good A club, but they're B+ now. I don't know what happened.
>>580514992he's in his 40s, big step up from the initial estimate
>>580515683ALWAYS keep trying, but keep your current best ace bookmarked
>>580515667next time use a cuter horse
>>580514792>>580514650>>580515004>>580515306
>>580515763That's still a yikes... I guess that explains why is posts are always so cringey
>>580514605Hello babydachi!!
Bros... THEY fucking stole Wife Groove.
>>580515998I always thought the /uma/ club advertisement posts were funny, so that's how it is
>>580515808Why is she so evil?
a 40 year old man....
>>580515667You can do it anon... I always run my lates as pace for the debut for this reason
>>580516032
>>580515704oh no no no no NO NO
did you know when pulling for cards or uma's if you skip the cinematic your luck decreases
>>580516173what kind of deck/parents/auto did you use anon?
>>580516154The shitty AI slop and smugness reeks of an out of touch millenial but that's just my opinion
>>580515667The Shadow Roll Monster lost his debut IRL too.
>>580516034sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>580515731Danchou set the quota too low for a month with half TP careers and auto runs.
>>580515998works for me
Lovcen saved his dad's ballsnumber of mares 2025: 24number of mares 2026: 124
>>580516327bratty currenposters need correction from BMC (big milennial cock)
>>580515704I don't see the problem
>>580516274
>>580516260considering I already gave up my second run as well I dont think I can do it actually. I fucking despise this dogshit scenario
Mambo posters >Curten Posters
>>580515667>He got BLOCKEDSasuga LateKEKS
>>580516326Goldshi borrow had some debuffs, the other parent has literally nothing of relevance for a debuffer.
next thread will be better
Propose to your Uma already, Trainer.
I left my club. I didn't knew it had a 24hr timer, makes sense it was the very first club I ever joined, now we wait.
Next bread will be threader
>>580516771Pearl bro...
>>580516539They're visiting Japari Park!
>>580516751no, she’s my student
>>580516607>mambo in tightsreal?
yae^2
>>580516437Damn
>>580516771Why bro..
>>580516564Anon nyo....
>>580516771mambwo nyo...
>>580516751I wonder what that means...
>>580516826based and real
>>580516821Damn you right!
>>5805169063 more tries left today!!!
>>580516321big if true
>>580516883Mind you that the price was also only 500k Yen and there will 100% be a price increase next year
I’ve never spoken to any of my club members
GL just makes me see red every time I try to play it, I don't want to hate this game
fuckshire fuckshire fuckshire umamusex
>>580517114Based, danchou loves you.
Yanko did his first workout at Belmont Park
she pisses me off so much, literally nobody says this wtf does she mean “what they say”
>>580516327Whore of Knowledge, who's the youngest dancho around? Asking for a friend
>>580517331She has a transexual friend
>>580517315I saw that
>>580517114me tooi just check for shoes to give and request minenothing else
Get yourself a Mambo wife.
>>580517387that friend? me
>>580517439nah im good
>>580517114Does throwing a quip and a sticker immediately after count as speaking to them
>>580517395I just forgot to swap the _ with %
>>580517331that's the same dog who says this, saying stupid shit is an integral part of her character.
>>580517493happy for you xis
>>580517521free her
>>580517439No Mambo propaganda. She already released in global
>>580517368I don't magically know everything I just know what I'm told and Allen being geriatric was news to me
>>580517510It wasn't a question. It wasn't a request. Get yourself a Mambo wife. Before she gets you first.
>>580517521My wife! Her silly shouldn't be contained!
>>580516564>>580517115Its the lack of agency.You can't control when light hello gives tokensYou don't control what songs are offered You don't control what tokens you get from rainbows.Track blazer at least let you try to fix bad ring with shop items. I don't know why people glaze Unity, that scenario was bubble rng garbage
>>5805115631 in ~37,037
>>580517560But that would be silly
>>580517523She pisses me off so much you have no idea
>>580517114I want to talk more to my clubdacchis but the idea of saying something and having to wait until they notice the club chat to get a response is such a turn off so I keep it to things you would say over an email...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhmambo
>>580516173>>580516629Stamina debuffers are hilarious at times.
>>580517743
>>580517680>spoilerPopping bubbles felt good.
>>580517847Would smooch
>>580517680my brother you are playing a rougelite and a gacha there will always be rng
Forget Natie wife. To hell with Mambo wife. Get yourself an Ikuno Dictus wife.
>>580517653no
I love slot machine gameplay
>>580517439
>>580517680What makes it good to me is you don't have to be autistic about facility levels. Plus popping purples are orgasmic
Dangerous Ikuno mare stank...
>>580517879Same. All the hugs and smooches
>>580517957
>>580517754clearly she doesn't annoy you THAT much if you've got her on your homescreen.
>>580517957mcqueen...
post more images
>URALow gains, medium rng>UNITYBig gains, medium rng>MANTBLAZEITMedium gains, low rng just annoying and takes too long>OGCBiggest gains, big rng
>>580518260
Big 3 anime arc when?
>>580518282
don't post more images
>>580517680I disliked Unity originally but Nunity fixed a lot of the things I found annoying about it. There are so many opportunities to pop bubbles now, it feels like there's a lot of flexibility in statlines and there was already quite a lot.
>>580518079i have all my umas on random so she just shows up sometimesi like her quite a bit but being irrationally mad at something innocuous is a good bit
>>580517680our recent newfriend got S+ with a beginner deck with unity so surely that means something
>>580518260Sure>>580518334No
>>580518334Fuck you. This is a new era.
WA HA HA HA
Kill them MamboKill them all
>>580518387>spoilerI get thatToo bad some anons take everything here too seriously
Sometimes I like to imagine that Gold Ship is wearing the open back sweater Creek was robbed of.
>>580518387I mean. It was kind of obvious that you were joking but yeah, it's a good bit.
>>580518764>>580518764>>580518764
>>580518673>that pudgy bellyhold on, was she always like this?
>>580518523Looks like she's...Ready for a pounding
Throwing cheeky tenners on wind uma and getting nothing
>>580518334why not?
>>580517957How is Ms Dick different from the banana fiend with a huge head?
>>580519060She's literally autistic
>>580519060She's orange.
>>580519229that describes like a solid third of the entire cast
can you make runaway suzuka in auto training?
>>580519792bro just do 3spd2wit and vibe. she has no long goals, you can clear her career on 500 stamina
>>580519792Try selecting the Runaway hint in the auto screen If you get it then there you go. I have a feeling you can't because its from a secret event though.
>>580518852I think it's just the sweater is loose... but we can only imagine.