Previous:>>580476445>NewsVersion 3.2 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/kdGJDZb6mWk[Open]Agent Record | Roxyhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46175449Agent Record | Clarethttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46171706>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/Ln0ilmPqXU0[Open]https://youtu.be/VjNhciBWgug[Open] (EN)https://youtu.be/_Q6RmpJjZHs[Open] (JP)https://youtu.be/HHL6KTgTEdU[Open] (EN)https://youtu.be/k5Bdf6CsPCo[Open] (JP)https://youtu.be/3IyJbHQvHhA[Open] (EN)https://youtu.be/YuOjMdevW0Q[Open] (JP)>Upcoming Events for 3.2https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166000All-New Program 09/09 - 10/20Angels Support Operation 09/09 - 11/30Potential Hypothesis: Reforged in Fire 09/09 - 10/20Clink Clank Pinball Knight! 09/10 - 10/19Shadow Chase Showdown 09/16 - 10/05Surprise Screening PLan 09/23 - 10/20Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 09/23 - 09/28Diary of an Orbie Parent 09/30 - 10/19"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 09/30 - 10/20Chronicles of the Hobbling Crow 10/03 - 10/19Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 10/14 - 10/19>Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFT>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P>>
Wuwa vs ZZZ thread wow
it's officialhttps://poal.me/pmdgrc
>>580496207No wonder the wuwa threads been so calm recently
>>580496427The fuckers have been in our general since wuwa launched.
>>580496318The abomination thing is true though, you don't have to be a christcuck zio servant to see the Flint legacy is going down the drain.
>>580496207
>>580496549my fvaarkin heroine
Sex with Lindverne
>>580496207>Jingran: Debuted at 14th place on Steam Global top sellers and 16215 concurrent players (still rising as we speak), 2nd half banner and a male btw>Claret: Debuted at 17th place, only reached 15300 concurrent players and dropping ever since (first banner of new patch btw) NO MALES, NO SALES
>>580496207Delete this you incel
KEK
Ngl, losing to worm is kinda funny
>>580496530Nah, Roxy is cool with you cracking Claret. She one of the good ones.
>>580496605Why troons so poor
Males > Yurigood to know
>>580496318>no "I like to watch"retard
>>580496809Do troons like males characters?Do troons like yuri characters?
Should I play Wuwa I stole this image from their general
This is proof that yurishit doesn't sell but males do. (although to be fair Jingran is voiced by Adventurine's VA in JP who's EXTREMELY popular so this might have carried him)
>after all that spam she isn't even gay and is looking to become a baby factory Wow so it's the same song and dance.
>>580496605So the player base went back to normal after the anni? Did Billy win?
Was the yuri fake
>>580497004Blind nigger?
>>580496945chisa is lovely
>>580496945>Should I play Wuwa>I stole this image from their generalYes, there's cunny there
>>580497004>looking to become a baby factoryStill no proofs for this
>>580497128Kek she might sell worse than Jingran
>everyone just followed into the nigger shitposting thread with troll op like good little goy ducklings
Yuri Void HunterYuri PatchYuri SeasonYuri GameYuri Won
Why was this ok but not Orf?
>>580496605>>580496970>Men sellmore than half of the pulls were directed at two female characters
>>580496945Cheesy love
>>580496207I need this crackship to happen.
>>580497181Yuri Flopped
>>580497176Do something about it pussy
>>580497176Don't worry, Wiseclown posting is scheduled to begin in 45 minutes
>>580496945It's hard to catch up when you are falling behind. At least that's how I felt when I completed Rinascita and then did that awful black haired girls subquest just to reach 3.0 patch. That sub quest was really terrible.
everyone shitposting about yuri when is a straight men fetish
how do i play claret?
>>580497435build up meter like you would anomaly, hold EX while the enemy is stunned-t. guesser
>>580497182>Why was this ok but not Orf?Because anyone with sense already quit the game after Season 2, the only players left are the players who will eat whater the devs feed them without complaint.
There is going to be an event with a free A rank armorer weapon...right?
>>580497430Truthnvkes such as this get deflected by the izzat shield middle easterners have, their supreme leader said it's wrong so they can't like it
>>580497531that's meoink oink
>>580497430Based chair enjoyer
i rolled for her
>>580497632i dont know what that is
>>580497043Only when it's convenient, when our designated community managers are begging for sales, thensuddenly they will try to convince you it's straight to enjoy being excluded in the cuck chair, or that it's somehow okay to rape 2 women who excluded you out of their bedroom.
>>580497619You've never had sex bro, the call is coming from inside the house
>>580497703roids
>>580497594Everyone respects radical muslim chads who throw rocks at queers.No one respects pagpagslurpers like you.Deal with it tranny.
>>580497587i remember hearing there's gonna be a free A rank armorer ball in the 4th street gacha store as well as from an event (or was it from the monthly pass? not sure)
>>580497043no
>>580497715>You've never had sex broOf course not, I'm your fellow yuribro!
>Hoyo paid Apple to use ZZZ to promote their new mobile device, and then paid Ishowspeed to play ZZZ on said device at this event while he streamed to 60k people.Why is Hoyo going so hard trying to shill Zenless all of a sudden? It's not worked before, why would it work now? Don't they know Ananta and Silver Palace are going to decimate the game in January? They have to realize by now they've captured player they're realistically ever going to capture and it should just be a matter of maintaining the (still actively bleeding) players they have left. I don't think Ishowspeed's audience is gonna play ZZZ.
>>580497703HRT
>>580497715He is right. You are either in the cuck chair,or you are psychopath who are raping them against their will,or you are a tranny who self insert as one of them.
>>580496207it has nothing to do with meme fetish debates btw. it's going to keep getting worse with every new regular character, because they keep telling the players again and again that only 2 characters per year matter. void hunters are killing the game.
>>580497708>it's somehow okay to rape 2 womenIt is tho
>>580497803>Of course notI mean, I know that
>>580496530Roxy would begrudgingly accept getting cucked for the good of the Flint family
>>580496605wuwa has double the players, this is not that bad desu
>>580497810They want more funds for another 10 games, please understand
>>580496207But pags told me that yuri sells.What happened?
Claret is fucking gay
>>580497839You don't even speak english as a first language kek
>>580497876Are you desperate? Eridu has proper women who are far hotter than these discount designs.
>>580497876would Roxy be the kind to give a sloppy cleanup BJ or to beg to be the next one to get pounded
>>580497875Of course you do, we yuribros are the same
Why do you guys let /vmg/ make your threads?
>>580497971You lost the argument, tr/u/nny.
>>580497632>Claret, sBilly, Seed, Ellen, sAnbyHow could this image get anymore based?
>>580497810That's actually a pretty funny screen cap
>>580498073Half of the activity is from /vmg/ posters anyway
>>580497876Wtf, i thought CN don't make ugly women
>>580497876Obviously, but would Claret sit in the chair?
>>580497430>threesome, yestwo dykes with monorelationship, no
>>580498158Mihoyo = diversity hires & discardable interns
>>580498017I think she would get really mad if you proposed doing either of those things. If I had to choose one I'd say the first one cause she'd be too angry at you to have sex.
Lindverne "If they're gay, make 'em pay" Sunbringer
>>580497876She can suck the blood of Wise's child when Claret gets too old
>>580497810>AnantaReleasing after GTAVI means t's DOA
>>580498237it's just emo Sucrose
shes cute for a fetish assassin
Erm... why are you talking about Wise? He isn't even around. Still stuck with Cissia in their love nest at home while Belle went with Billy to get the bitches (and save the hares).
>>580497876This wisecringe has posted this like 10 times now kek
if you could M6 an agent for free, who would you pick
>>580498608dont worry, siswe arent actually gonna roll her
>>580497876nice headcannon wisetoad
>>580498646alice thymefield
>>580498410Most of us are going to play Silver Palace
>>580498508the bondage ropes are digging into her butt and making her fidget
>>580498339>I raised you two better let's hope it's just a phase>May the creator have mercy on you
>>580498646Zhu Yuan just to at least make her do as much damage as a level 1 Pyrois
I'm in love with Wise!
>>580497876
To be fair, you need a really high IQ to enjoy cuckoldry
>>580497876Blood tasting experiment that strictly has 0 romantic undertones btw, she even states that their family has no sort of special tradition about blood sharing
>>580498821Lighter...
>>580498646Phoenix!
>>580498646good across multiple teams, even anomalies (kind of)M6 makes her an on-field DPS (allegedly)bunny (and funny)
>>580499005Wasn't her M6 broken as in that it didn't even do anything?
>>580498646Cissia, the strongest M6 in the game
>>580498982>>580498821The forgotten pairing....
>>580498821
>Wutards posting rankings> None of them are posting salesKEK
>>580498646Kot, so i have her naked m6 art
>>580499156just give it a rest
>>580496605Wuwa has over double the players than ZZZ on steam, This literally proves nothing because last two months ZZZ was ranked lower and it still outearned Wuwa both months from a single patch
>>580499094i heard that it wasn't as good as people expected / didn't match the expectations from the text description.and that there was an official response from hoyo telling us to go pound sand.
>>580498540I think you're all just tsundere for Claret
>>580497703its a tablet you fucking retard
>>580498968Yes, Claret isn't cucking Roxy here and doesn't mean for it to be romantic or sexual, but Roxy clearly sees the blood feedings with Claret as something intimate and is pretty much accepting getting cucked here (even though she's not actually getting cucked)
>claret/norma/rina barely gets 25k on the shiyu shill bossyeah i have no idea how to play this team yet
>>580496207Surely this will translate to Jingran Sales...KEK
>>580499259ZZZ's CNY event showed that the playerbase is in the millions, there's a reason shitposters always use steam charts.
>>580499323I love Burnice, and JK Burnice, and Vampire Burnice
>>580498821wise is so lucky
>>580498892Elaborate
>>580499323>you're all just tsundereNo, I genuinely despise the tgbl developers, and their fanbase.
>>580498821remille.....
>>580499352I get 38k with Nicole and Trigger, I'm trying to push for 40k but I'm out of hamster cages
>>580499371>playerbase is in the millionsKek, someone actually believes this
Dialyn!What do you think of him?
>>580499487Where was poowa in the Apple event
>>580497876i like both so id take roxy too
>>580498821Lindverne?!
>cuck wuwa yuri yuri wuwa cuck cuck cuck yuri wuwa wuwa wuwa cuck cuck yurigood general, friends
>>580497876now i know the reason because everyone is making fun of the WiseChinchillas act the same way as hoyo HSR/genshin shippers that "muh target audience" hate so much, searching for every little scrap of text to create their fantasies and impose agendas. it's well known that those two have nothing to do with the players and hoyo officially is pushing the ship anyone can see that.
These threads are becoming boredline unusable, and I even filter out so much shit posting already.
>>580497862Plenty of normal agents do fine, Promeia and Yidhari shit all over Meebs.Only Shungus really feels like she's a walking hax.
As much as I liked the patch I just want to get sunbringer alredyskip
>boredlineSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>580499647>troll OP>troll threadno shit
look at this fucking retard who got kidnapped
ML females > neutral female > male > blatant yuri female
roxy is so gross to look at
>>580499635more like fairy fat lmao
>>580496207Game peaked with Zhu Yuan.
If you could erase one agent from the roster who would it be?
what happened to this game having a variety of character archetypes? every new character is a quirk chungus
>>580496318Straight male here (real)It's just boring, I forced myself to try to like it for the longest time but it just won't happen.0 chemistry, attraction triggers make no sense, for one to be feminine you have to make the other one borderline retarded, emotional scenes that should bind the characters to each other are inferior in terms of writing because they get shortcuts, they magically understand each other at the end because "they're both girls"The whole thing boils down to "they're both girls tehe"Also bitchy remie only works if the other party is male.
>>580498646Bibi
>>580499739why is she grey
>>580499792Blighter
>>580499762SOOO GROSS>>580499848she has anemia
Do you really need to advertise the Flint Workshop in the town that pretty much only exists to house the Flint Workshop?
>>580499792claret y roxxy
>>580499792S rank billythat way we would have gotten S rank nicole sooner
>>580499352just go into blood mode straight away and use hold ex when the big robot is at 2 stacks. there's a lot of rng for the little guys spreading so you might need to reset a bunch if you want a really good time. for mechaboo you just hope for as many parriable attacks as possible so that you can stun him asap, then you just look to proc as many mains in the stun window as possible. make sure to have 3 stacks before the stun
>>580499796velina, remille, big and small subringer and others arent quirk chungusyou just remember chungus more easily
>>580499824You are completely wrong. You are a sad being that missed pissed Belle which is the cutest shit ever. And at best you are now trying to giga cope.
>>580499864Even the perfect body can't save the ugly girl
>>580499634Nope! Try again buddyAfter playing 3.2 I'm sure she'll be dating Belle at some point
>>580499792Ju Fufu so I could put her back in with a better kit
>>580496207>They have zero incentive to buff Standard characters to be stronger than LimitedsThis isn’t really true. There is absolutely nothing wrong with say 1 standard character being highly sought after. FGO is the grand daddy of gacha along with KC and GB and for the first several years a standard character was the best unit in the game. And funnily enough they are giving away a free SSR ticket and said character will be the most chosen choice…because he was buffed that put him back in the toppest of tiers. It’s not actually that counter intuitive. Making standard characters good means you get more return out of rolling the gacha. It can subconsciously make it “worth it”.It can basically be bait to roll. Especially with a pity system. Let’s say you like two characters and want their sigs but can only get one unless you get lucky. You try to get lucky so you build pity. You aren’t so now you’re right at soft pity. Normally you would just stop here and guarantee the next character+ball you want because the patch time gives you enough time to save.It’s pretty easy to not spend in this situation since you know for a fact you can get the ball + character you want next patch. And there’s no gacha demon whispering “but what if you get the s tier standard though”. It’s harder to save sitting at soft pity if the thought of a random s tier standard is right there.
>>580499848Terrible blood circulation from the fact that she's missing a heart
>>580499792seed, that way cissia can have a bis I actually like
>>580499848living corpse
>>580499957my sis harem
>>580499792Roxy
>>580499684I'm still waking up in my wagie cage, a single typo doesn't mean you're a jeet.
>>580499792Grace
>>580498821remielle...shungus...vivian...astra...literally every other female agent too...
>>580499792Yi Xuan
>>580499792claret
>>580500047so claret is a pedo and also a necrophile
>>580499792Probably Seed. I don't hate her as a character but she fucked up both aftershocks and Cissia
>make character yurishit>it flops hugely A tale as old as time.
>>580499824>0 chemistryyeapat the end of the day, one of them pulls out a (plastic dildo) cock, and fucks the other one
>>580500163shes a jewlegally, roxy is her golem
>ONE pull after doing the intro as a new player So rerolling is impossible? I want Nangong for cheap...
>>580499882
>>580500201grrr I'll show you!>posts gay/cuck fetish
>>580500296STFU and pay like the pig you are
>>580500358Sorry, but I can't justify how expensive Hoyo games are for the girl + her weapon...
>>580499352I have differences of over 5k depending on grouping. I have high mindscape rina and c1W1 trigger and get 35k but I’ve gotten 29k multiple times
>>580499957Lindverne will be a chud, Caesar 2.0.
>>580500296Just play through the permanent content and you'll have enough rolls for her eventually. Rerolling is NOT worth it for the miniscule chance of rolling an S-Rank before pity.
Is it true Claret is actually for (You)?
>>580499352I got 49k with Shunko.
>>580500197It was sanby that fucked up aftershocks to be honest. Seed doesn’t even work with aftershocks her buff doesn’t apply off field.
>>580500357No need to post your love for Wise bro
>both vampires>both made their own weapons>hugo's mom was a "commoner" with nothing more said>both gayhmmmmm
Make Roscaelifer Heterosexual Again!
>>580499123I've never forgotten..
>>580500357>just a fetishI doubt that's true at this point
>>580500203Why are straight men such limp wrist sissies? Getting testosterone-rage mogged by gays and lesbians.
>>580500569Hugo is cool and unlike this ugly dyke
>>580500662because we are not animals
>>580500491Yeah, I started when Norma dropped and decied to reroll. Takes way too long and the amount they give you starting off is only two 10 rolls worth. Mind you I did ended up getting her on my second reroll but still was annoying
>>580499792If you delete the gay butler from existence, the would be no more gay devs who block the ice stunners from existing.
>>580500672Maybe if you're a faggot yourself. Both characters are the same flavor of trash.
>>580500692You quite literally are, rajheet
>>580500296>starting right after missing the annivman sucks to be you
>>580500578I wish Lindverne was playable.
>>580499940you can clear the entire mob and the robot with one stack with grouping because of the aoe
>>580499947Bellebricked cope
>>580500719thats your delusion
>>580499792Anyone who doesn't say Hugo is a faggot
cunny hares overstayed their welcome
>>580499909>claret y roxxy>yeverytime
>>580500662I imagine these stats show that women are more willing to report the violence they experience than men.
>>580500506No
>>580499792Sunna erased from all of existence (AoD is now a duo)
>>580500776Hugo was fine before they dindufied him.
>>580500569>Could have used Corin and Hugo this patch>give all the screen time to Lindverne who won't even be playableWho is even after Eldreda / HSR besides Storyteller and S Nicole?
>>580500506notheres just the usual dyke drama of "need to continue the bloodline!!!" but, no
>>580499960She's still fine... with a dupe. Someone like Trigger is more in shambles, because even in her so called "BIS" environments, Fufu beats her.>>580500765You didn't need to admit it again.
>>580500816Cissia too. I get they're there for nostalgiabaiting, but give other groups some time in the limelight.
>>580500934I'm not even the same anon, but your response was really insecure
>>580500934Trigger still has a use for me outside of aftershock in Sigrid and Claret teams but that's because I don't have Rina's engine.
>>580500729>Our game only welcomes new players once a yearNice game zzzkeks
how many maims per stun window is optimal?
>>580500776counter pointno one would care for hugo if lyacon didn't exist
>>580500296you could play through the early game and maybe do some easy achievements- https://stardb.gg/en/zzz/achievement-trackerwhich should be more than enough to try the 50/50 at hard pity (if not to guarantee, depending on how far you get)you could skip the story cutscenes, it's not like the choices change anything. and you can always watch a play-through later - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBM9Wc7RpA10scsWxAbaNJTR2JE79U8is (astra EN VA) i suggest running though things with pipernot only will she be decent with nangong, but she's also strongtechnically you could also buy an account that has her. but the guy who sells it could always scam you by reclaiming it
>>580500867>>580500928Sounds like prime for (you)
>>580501146nah, i have standardsim not keen on being the designated villain in a trite lesbian drama
>>580501134Ty bwo
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NEW ERIDUYIXUANBERSUSMIYAAAABIIIIBEGINYixuan:Cute knife, foxy, but don't come out swinging or your start's gonna be rocky. I'm not here for a fight, I've just got to discipline a down syndrome Thiren tonight.You're the master of the Sword, Void Hunter they say, but you couldn't take me out on your best day. You got a fancy badge and a lot of hearsay, all my meridians flow to one conclusion: You're just gay.I'm the master of Yunkui Summit, come get some. You've gotta summon ghosts and Tailless to match me and then some. I'll crack you like a melon between my thighs they're pretty thick, at least I've got those and melons of my own, just ask Wise, you little stick.MiyabiYou talk a big talk for someone who'll go out faster than a light made in China, all those martial arts skills and the only place you're getting hit is by the Mayor in your vagina.You think I need Tailless to whip your shit? After I'm done with you, you'll need a tail to run away with between your legs after spitting that bullshit. I'd call you an ambulance but Waifei's on the fritz from all that Miasma you couldn't stop from having a fit. So go on back to your home in, ah, where was it? That's right, FAILume Heights. Almost sounds like a bit.Like Shunguang, you're forgetting one thing. I don't rely on my powers or some demon bird things. So get ready to put your money where your mouth is, or feel the pain. Keep this farce up and I'll reunite you with Yijiang.WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE?EEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF NEW ERIDUUUU!!!!
>>580500934Fufu's kit and sig giga buffing ults gives me oddly high scores at times when it aligns with the stage buffs.
Don't like using this word, but the "yuri" between Claret and Roxy feels kinda forced? Like, it's all telling about what a solid relationship they had and not really showing much of it. Vike and Remielle had more chemistry because we saw how they grew up together and understood how they worked for the same noble goal, despite Vike having less screentime than Roxy
>>580501210chatgpt 67 astra yao summarise this
The existence of lesbians has always baffled me. How can gay women exist if straight women aren’t attracted to men in the first place? Most women only pursue relationships with men for support and to feel desirable.
Are we rolling for Phoenix Reffaella?
>>580500928>need to continue the bloodline!!!Still no screenshots of this
>>580499947Ok? how does that address any of my points?She could get angry at (You) and you'd have the same reaction, I'm talking about yuri ships here.
>>580501239Maybe because Vike and Remielle not even dykes???
bros??
>>580500897This, he literally lost all his popularity too. Basically dropped off the face of earth fandom wise
>>580500928>continue the bloodlinethey will never ever have offsprings till the end of time btw
>>580501284Wise crossdressing in Belle's clothes is so hot
>>580501210>all those martial arts skills and the only place you're getting hit is by the Mayor in your vaginakek
>>580499792Claret
Did someone get mass deleted again? Why do we have a thread with less than 750 posts just open?
>>580500816we're all rolling S rank nicoleand next year we're getting the first SS rank agent, Nekomiya Mana
>>580501295eh, vike and remielle did have a bit of yuribaiting, but definitely not on the level of claret and roxy
>>580501239It's Nicole and Anby but yuri bait instead of platonic, I think they will expand on it in 3.3.
>>580501438i simply cant see nicole as anything but a trashy whore
>>580501210Yixuan won this one
>>580501340ZZZ die in 3.0
>>580501112i think most people don't even have her built yetwait until the next DA in a few days where she'll likely get a shill boss
>>580498646Bibian Banshee!!!
>Yuri won now they will make more pandering for the xisters!!>wuwa banner that nobody expected anything from mogs her in mobile of all things>MeltyMaybe actually put money instead of giving likes on xitter
>>580501468>I think they will expand on it in 3.3.lolThey're not getting shit outside 3.2
>>580500816that's just billy
>>580501364Sunbringer will not allow it, she needs the porcelume or Roscalifer dies. She will lock Claret in one of those rooms that don't let you out until you have sex.
>Lindverne is a born gayhaterBAAAAAAAAYZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEDD
>>580501671>pyrois, blow the door up
>>580501397Yeah. Most of the deleted posts are dogshit but I didn't see anything bannable. Must've gotten wiped for something they posted on another thread.
>>580501575Roxy is still kidnapped so she is guaranteed to not get memory holed like Norma, although Norma got a whole even to herself.
>>580501340elaborate?
ENDbro here, I didn't realize Wuwa sloppers invade every single general they possibly can. Yuck.
>>580501789nah, she'll just get offscreen saved while we memory hole the both of them and pretend they never happened
>>580501829>Endcuck hereWeird flex but okay cuckbro
does the vpn trick still work or are they banning that now
>>580501815
>>580501901>Immediately starts wailing and hole grasping
>>580501908Yeah it still works
>>580501829yeah, theyre like that
>>580501829There's some guy here who basically writes essays on why we should play that game over ours. If he's not on Tencent payroll it's the saddest thing I've ever seen.
>>580501829I don't think it's WuWafags /vmg/ just used the game to shitpost against primarily genshin until it actually released where it flopped.
>>580501829Yeah, it's just natural Indian behavior
Is Wuwa winning again?
>>580501829>ENDbro hereYou are not my "bro". Fuck off.
Wait so you're telling me the new bitch is>not gay>not interested in you either>not a vampire>not really a blacksmithwas everything about her other than the funny faces just bait
>>580501210Now do Vivian vs Cissia
>>580502108shes very gay
>>580502108she is all of those things
>>580502056>Prolapsed
>>580501789It makes sense for Norma to actually not be around much during the story since she's busy with her own research
>>580501901>>580502056It's not like the Endfield guys have ever done anything to us, why be so aggro towards them right away?
To be honest ZZZ is just unplayable on mobile now
if you think it's bad now, just wait until they start shipping the brothers
>>580502213its thw wuwa shill
>>580502213Cute vegetable
>>580502213They are poowafags lite
>>580502223Just buy the $2k apple phone bwo
>>580502223I played if for a week while on holiday, I just stuck with Astra teams or YSG.
>>580502223i still do daily prefarm there if i'm away from PCbut can also log in and turn stamina into batteries if also busyand action games are never playable on mobile for mealways hurts my fingers
So which one is gonna be the case for Eldreda>Eldreda is the mole and becomes the villain for the patch>Eldreda is being mind controlled and will break free>Eldreda is just incompetent and won’t realize what’s going on until 3.4
>>580502213Censored cucks deserve no rights
>>580502108She's gay and has fangs so probably a vampire too
>>580502223there are those tiny controllers that you can plug in (maybe there's ones with bluetooth), not sure if they only work on tablets or on phones too
>>580502321>I would die.>Leg artery cut by sawblade in a pure Corin accident>Crushed robo gyatt.I'd die a happy man either way.
>>580502256I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>580502034I have a genetic thing which makes tomatoes taste awful and I've always wondered what all the fuss is about...>They're so sweet and savourybro my sweat tastes better than a tomato.
>>580502429Mind control doesn’t make sense so option 3
>>580502429i figured mind control relying on that weird spine implant
>>580502410>when the tentacle goes too deep
>>580502429Betting on number 3
>>580502108Why does fufu bro keep hating on my waifu?
Lindverne is seriously so cute...
>>580502429>Eldreda is being mind controlled and will break freethis one
>>580502429it's obviously going to be something like the second options, that's tame, generic and doesn't paint her in any bad light. she's a void hunter so she can't have any character flaws.
Wow, she actually admits she has a thing for wise.
will claret be bricked if i don't roll for roxy?
>>580502657ur waifu a shitA SHIIIIIIT
>>580502535what? it could have been anyone.
I've got another confession to make...
>>580501829I'm not sure if it was a Wuwafag because the pic used in the thread was posted for HSR salesjeet, who's always attacking ZZZ and he used wuwa this time to say that the game is a flopping in 3.0
>>580497810Dumb obnoxious nigger? Uninstalling zzz and never playing a hoyo game again. Also throwing every iPhone into the trash and burning it and switching to Android.
>>580502698how come i dont ever see belle in these screenshotsdid yurifags pick wise or something?
>>580502429Probably 2 but if they managed to get the mind control device on Eldreda of all people then why did they not do the same for Lindverne and Dracaene? Unless she’s a villain she looks incompetent no matter what
>>580502706No, she works well with most stunners. I've been using Trigger and Norma
>>580502706noshe might work in a double armorer team (with the armorer VH)and you could use potential unlocked koleda
>poors still constantly acting as if they holds shares of Hoyo>poors still not understanding that there's no reason to spend money a day after a SPENDING event ends, because they wouldn't even DREAM of having money to spend anywayIt's no crime to be born in the third world, but it may as well be one to let yourself waste away into complete retardation. Next year they'll still repeat the same nonsense with their latest favorite boogeyman on top.
I only just realized that Sigrid has Dodge Offset.
>>580502429Option 3 because they did that plot with Sifu before, they'd do it again.
Fufu's here!
>>580502690Wrong, they already made Yixuan dangerously incompetent
>>580502865That's a lot of cope
>Nicole being on some random ass prison island instead of being mistaken for Remielle on Booastrummissed opportunity
>>580502108I've started to catalogue people that say that she isn't gay as non-players of the game
>>580496207>>580496605
>>580496207Yuripedos in shambles
Only 4 more DA hard modes until I unlock the Remie emote
>>580502865Yuripag copey copey, honktroon devs in suicide watch.
I'd like to remind everyone that I, Tanaka, have won.
>>580503324...the AIDS award
Wifebringer
>>580503180>non-players of the gameIn the actual game there's only one yuri joke scene
>>580501295Trvue
reminder that roxy got kidnapped by big mommy milkers
>>580496207Males > Lesbianssimple as
>>580503476ok
>>580502108>>not interested in you eitherThat's a lie, there's literally a part where she admits she has a thing for Wise
Claret won btw.
>>580503608nah, doesnt matter
>>580503608This is a complete nothingburger >>580502698
It's the end of the dateshe giv u this lookwat do
>>580502698Ohnonono yuritroons?
>Thank you for subscribing to Yidhari Murphy's create-your-own-adventure series.>Book 1, chapter 1, page 1>You find yourself on Sixth Street, a strapping young dog half-thiren deep in the throes of rut. Ahead of you in line at the local coffee shop is a ditzy redhead with loose curls that hang about her shoulder. She has been leaned over the counter giving her order to the botrista for over 2 minutes now, her spankable ass fighting against the seams of her applebottom jeans, her pheromone-throwing sex pointing straight towards your needy knot.>Make your decision:>"I unzip my pants and begin breeding that bitch!" -proceed to page 2>"I simply wait for her order to be processed" -skip to page 124
>>580485293don't knowit doesn't make sense to be either of them
>>580503379You wanted them to be eating each other's carpet for the entirety of the patch? There's a plot to follow y'know, but you also have>The web event>How Lindverne mentions that they are inseparable>Claret's Demo>The lyrics for the EP>The cutscene
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NEW ERIDUVIVIANBERSUSCISSIAAAABEGINVivian:Are you a Snake? I thought you were just a slut. A little slithery harlot that I'm about to gut.Because if you keep on this way with your usury towards my Lord Phaethon I'll become the jury, and the judge and executioner to make my day you little courtesan.Let me make this clear, sissy, they're MINE, and I'll turn you inside out and shear you scale by scale if you don't align. Because anyone who thinks they're as big of a fan of them as me can't tell, when you say such things I get to send you straight to hell.Chew on that and get the fuck out fatass, it's a hard pill to swallow but with some luck and your big mouth it should pass.Cissia:Hey, emo, don't tread on me, I don't want your cootiessss or to read your fanfiction on AO3. Isn't that right Chalky? Let's beat this Bansssshee until she's wobbly like a plate of Flan that's fat free.You're obsessed with the ones who gave me my nest but I don't see you around anywhere except in the chair no less, so go off oomfie, speak your whole thing, divest! I won't hear it anyway when I'm coiled with Phaethon and our hairs are a mess.You're a BPDemon who's traumatized and communist, you're a recipe for disaster even I wouldn't taste test. The last thing you need is Lord Phaethon's warm embrace, try a straight jacket in a padded room while I live in your headspace.WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!EEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF NEW EEEERIDDUUUUUU!!!!
>>580503496Troonaka vvon>>580503686Horsepagopedo won the cope award
>>580496207>Yuri bait character with barely any development in a mostly ML game ends up not selling wellWow, who would've guessed. I hope they fire whoever came up with this idea
>>580503863..the HOMO award..
>do nothing>win
>>580503745i give her this look then we eat noodles togetherand she risks her life, wasting her sword's potential, losing some memories in the process, to earn me a few dennies in a hollow mission
>>580503890Behead Hi3 devs
this probably sounds amazing in english, I should check it out later
>>580503827You mentioned players of the game, I said that there's almost nothing in the game, that's it
>>580503838KINO. Even though I'm Bibi aligned today Cissia wonNorma vs Velina next
>>580503995EN Nicole's psycho laughter made me hard...
>>580502820yurifags don't play the game they just shitpost on /zzz/ and xitterJust look at how well claret is doing
>>580503838Cissia is too dumb to even know what half these words mean.... she still won though
>>580502820>Implying BTrAnny and Horsepag play the game
>>580502820We just don't think of the optional date events that can be done by either sibling as solid proof kek, I can take some screenshots of it if you want since I haven't done it yet
good morning /zzz/
>>580502698Not pulling for mixed toilet marketing but it's nice to see yuritrannies getting rugpulled.
>>580503995here you go, bro- https://youtu.be/NPIiRDVfUZw?t=6167
you drink Claret's blood in your room at Amber Hall.
>>580504394I love Billy
Only Crowe's release can apologize for Fl*nt patch.
is there still no drip for the next version? wtf!!
>>580504431Roxy drinks it every day
>>580504332
>>580503374I love her so much bros...
>>580503703It's what everyone said will happen the main story will have yuribaiting while the trust events will be for (You). Honstely the people whho thought she wasn't going to be for (You) are retarded
>>580504394>>580504152the dub is really fucking good sometimes. I swapped because I liked hearing Sunna's kansai dialect and her being called "Chinaka" but I might go back, idk.
my cute gay hating wife
>>580504431thats how you get hepathitis
Oh wow, Cissia and Billy are really sticking with usI mean they go offscreen a lot but their presence is always there in every patch like the support sibling, either in the start or finishReally thought they'd just disappear
>>580503890She did well though.>butYeah well your headcanon < mine. And mine says all the extra sales from the spending event were for Claret.Honestly, she sucks in gameplay, has no team and even as a blonde tsun twintail lover I find her middling at best. I still got her m2 via spending event last patch, but that's because I already skipped Burnice, as she was even more meh in gameplay and personality than Claret.
>>580504623>trust events will be for (You)Post at least one actual for(you) moment, not all this neutral shit
>>580504750>the closest expy to kiana, THE mihoyo foundation MC who also happens to be gay>but make her homophobic I'm more surprised Da wei allowed this ngl
>>580504837>this is neutral >>580502698
>>580502108>not a vampirethis is the thing that hurts the most and has always hurtI used to think Vivian was a vampire and that Rina was actually a ghost.
>>580502429She's being exploited by her underlings who are working with TOPS. She was "asleep" according to Carinus.
post cute and canon ships like this one
>>580504981Belle fucks anything that moves. Doesn't count.
>>580502698How is this anything?
I like ZZZ 3.2 more than WuWa 3.6In fact WuWa 3.5 and 3.6 are my least favorites WuWa patches in their 3.xZZZ 3.x hasn't flopped once so far
>Eldreda is the first rupture VH>Lindverne and Dracaena are Armorer and shield/armorer support in 2.5 or 2.6 before S Nicole
not sure why youre upsetshouldnt you be happy the incel chuds arent touching the lesbians?
>>580505161Did they ever show a picture of "Monica"? Anyway Monica x Billy
/zzz/'s favorite Sunbringerhttps://poal.me/cnfmsi>https://poal.me/cnfmsihttps://poal.me/cnfmsi
>>580505041Yes, "you're a nice guy" level. Just compare it with web event lol
>>580504972It's even more headcanon than the "yuri".Like people are so fucking retarded, I hope you are just a pathetic raid instead of serious.
>>580505228If we get individual Sunbringers and Draca isnt a defender I will riot
Here's your Ellen, bro
>>580503476Truvia's Etheric other or just Truvia?
>>580505354Looks like Pyrois but female
>>580505352respectfully touch
>>580505352Do people find Indian girls like this hot? Personally they give me the ick.
am I really supposed to believe the people that call Lindverne homophobic when she has been stated to know Claret since she was young enough to ride on her shoulders?If you brought visits with you and when you are presenting them to your friend they are rolling on the floor with their SO of course you'd feel awkward kek
>>580505354Truvia's in the hospital until her banner drops
>>580505501But thats black trans Ellen
>>580505352Would tranny Ellen have two penises like sharks do?
>>580505521Cope
>>580505501that just looks black to me, since none of her facial features are different>>580505586show bulge then
>>580499984they buffed waver? say no more
>>580505521>stated to know Claret since she was young enough to ride on her shouldersThis has nothing to do with finding faggotry distasteful and disgusting.
>>580505501You are gay anon
>>580505546AAIIEEEEEE THE MEMES WERE TRUE
>>580505546
>>580505521Its a joke anon. No one believes that unironcially
FellasI have come to appreciate Cissia and BillyThey're funny
>>580496945I dropped it shortly after I got aemeath. The story just went to ass. Lynae is still best girl tho
>>580505718
>>580505701Yeah, figured as much.I just don't like mischaracterization, like calling Caesar x Lucy a thing that's also mischaracterization
>>580505680>>580505352Neither of those are Indian. Indian women are usually depicted with more angular features especially with the nose and/or chin
>>580505814God I want to massage Cissia's swollen belly after she unhinges her jaw and eats everything in the fridge in the middle of the night...
>>580505616Black people have different hair. Some Indians are basically Black.
If I don't have Jufufu and Dialyn. Is Koleda better than the panda for YiXuan?
What is cissia's point in the story aside from acting paranoid and hysterical
>>580505501I think indian girls can be super hot. The culture is a turn off but its not like that cant be changed. But to be fair, I think every race besides aboriginals have pretty ladies in it, so I might just be too horny
>>580506023Panda isn't a stunner. You'd use Koleda over Pulchra I guess
>>580505718Best duo since 1.0
>>580506084she assists in improving the screentime for tits and ass
>>580506084are you autistic? her point is being funny.
Reminder that your favorite version of Sunbringer will not be the playable one.
Does bagel use the stats from your disks? I know the lvl and skill are related to the gear.
>>580506023i don't knowtry it and let us know
>>580506201But I like Eldreda
>>580506084Bodyguards duhthey need the layman pov ironically, since the story has gone wayyy to far and fast with gods and monsters bullshit
I want to make Belle get a navel piercing so I can suck on it
>>580506101I never really run her with a stunner anyway. But now I have the goat so I'm thinking about the 3rd slot
>>580506201But all 3 of them are confirmed playable>b-b-b-but they're 3 in 1Yes, all 3 are playable
>>580498646Ellen.
>>580505501They need to be giga light skinned to even be considered
losing on the ball banner probably feels bad as fuuuuuuck
why are they trying to paint her as (you)bait?just accept the flop and move on
>>580498646Ellen for sure
>>580506354Remielle that's lewd
>>580506258Eldreda won’t be playable either. Dracaene will absorb the other two like perfect cell.
>>580506084There isn't one. She's just there for retarded children like >>580506198
>>580506084Being literally cute and funny is more than enough. Her and Billy are hilarious, they better not have Severian take her away when the Cunning Hares finally got to Booastrum.
Its up
>>580506359Odd but just run Yixuan / Koleda / Lucia. Running her with a stunner is almost always better
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NEW ERIDUNORMA!BERSUSVELINAAAA!BEGINNorma:Wah! Velina! Approve my new budget draft! Stop giving me the shaft just because you're mad I'm great at my craft!I'm only lagging every time because of your saggy old behind! Maybe you'd be happier if you had a boyfriend to help you unwind...?I can even build you one since you're lonely all the time! Or maybe you'd rather continue being a bitch because you're no longer in your prime? I've had enough of your rules, MOM, I shouldn't be on your dime! I've got a Bangboo army to build to make this whole world mine!I'm ingenious and smart, cute and funny, so fine! You're a sour lime with an axe to grind, and unlike you I can still get pregnant, just to start. So blow off with your Wind, Airgid, go see some airtime.Velina:My, my~ What a potty mouth. Keep speaking like that and things will surely go south. Complaining about the budgeting, Hollowell? I should just go ahead and give your lab the guillotine and all will be well. The last thing Roscaelifer needs, is your machines of mass destruction and mischievous misdeeds, because just like your body and attitude, it's barely legal, even at this altitude~Cry me a river, Norma, and go slump in your bed, before I give an extra lump on your head. The only thing big about you, is that ridiculous hat... compare that to me, flattie, I'm big, but not fat~ I'll nag and pinch your ears to get you down pat, you wish you could reach mine without rocket thrusters, you little short gnat.If I wanted to bang, I'd just have to show my boob, you're just mad you're only banging boos. Go make another epic project you advertise with "ehn-na nes", I'll stamp it "no" and make you scream.WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!EEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF NEW ERIDUUUU!!!!!
she giv u this lookwat do
>>580498646Dialyn.
>>580506428Who's they?
>>580506528I like 3. Mogs what we got
>>580506580slide the plate of fries over to her and order another one...
>>580506507If they have Severian grow a heart seeing how much she grew since moving into Random Play and freeing her from her cop duties I would be so happy. Give her a skin that just removes her shock collar and shackles but leaves the rest the same, like the Remielle mask/unmasked skin
>>580506638scroll up
>>580506571This is the beat I imagine in your rap battles: https://youtu.be/mTELStjERWs
>>580506571I can't read
>>580506580I can’t keep buying you eggs, have you seen how expensive they are?
>>580506528>Urban fantasy wearNow that's more like it.More proof hats are needed for urban designs
>>580506580
>>580506580Prepare to get pinned down and brapped on
NO MALES?LOSE SALESNO MALES? LOSE SALESNO MALES?LOSE SALES
>>580506528almost makes me want to pull
>>580506580Become obsessed with her for years to come
>>580499792Miyabi or Shungus
>>580506571Yep, Velina won that one
>>580506201That's fine, just saves me money.Instead of at least M2W1 Lindverne I'll just skip.
>>580506505>retarded childrenalright then. what do YOU play the game for, big guy?
>>580506810TRVKE
there are barely any cutscenes in this patch wtf
*pat*
>>580506428retarded dev team is fractured into different factions, but it's obvious one faction of the dev team is stronger since they made this https://act.hoyoverse.com/zzz/event/e20260909flintworkshop-s3ou3r/index.html
>>580506997I recorded the only one that mattered without music in 2k
>580506810>Up by 17vs>Up by 3Really nigga?
If you could impregnate one agent on the roster who would it be?
>>580506997>there are barely any cutscenes in this patch wtfI skipped everything and finished in like 40 minutes
Reminder that off-topic posts and trolling outside of /b/ are reportable offenses
>the legacy of popular character Miyabi, such as... an AI slop song that says the nigger word
>>580506737Oh well, guess I cant keep doing that THING you really like
if the entire story of the game was like the first half of this patch, up until saving the Cunning Hares and without pivoting to void hunter shilling and making the MC a chosen one super hero, I would still be spending money in this game like I used to.that's all I'm saying.
>>580506571>you're just mad you're only banging boosVelina is so fucking mean
>>580507135
>>580506810>touhou as number 1 top seller what a day to live in
>>580506580i give her this pose
>>580507192Existing?
>>580507204This patch unironically had a lot of SOVL
>>580506428The honktard refugee devs want to make the game into HI3 while the OG ZZZ devs have other things in mind.
>>580507278It's in Japan anon. Hence why Ap*x is that high>>580507204Sorry please understand the self inserters complained
>>580506528why would i buy skin for a lesbian? to fund her lesbian lifestyle? let roxxy buy her lol
>>580507354pretty sure those are mods
>>580507294What a braphog
>>580497876Bang both Claret and Roxy.
>>580506810top 17 is extremely high
>>580507354more proof that anons like you don't play the game
>>580507343>while the OG ZZZ devs have other things in mind.The famous pagpag merchant early ZZZ with classic ML hits like janeseth and Hugo/Lycaon
Does Nangong need her weapon? Trying to decide if I go without groceries this month...
Y-yuzuha?
>>580507294Cissia unhinging her jaw and shoving an entire pringles can in your mouth while staring you dead in the eyes
>>580507514>janeseth and Hugo/Lycaonthose were good tho
>>580507514We ALL remember the Calydon trailer where all the chicks were showering together then WiseGOD got inside for a foursome.
>>580507550It leaves a pretty good damage buff for your team on the table if you don't take the ball. What are your cope options?
>>580507573those are not platformsthose are stilts
>>580507675I'm the newfag, so I don't have anything atm
>>580507573wise wife
>>580507550she doesn't need it (are you getting 3 stars?)but it is very good i don't have a guide for budgeting groceriesconsider asking an AI
>>580507626wiseWOOD has a lot of imagination, that's why he likes to watching
>>580507573She looks like she wants to stomp that boot on my cock while she makes fun of my penis
>>580507354I’m funding my gay wives’ lesbian lifestyle.
>>580501210Miyabi won>>580503838Cissia won>>580506571Norma won
>>580507626>We ALL remember the Calydon trailer where all the chicks were showering together then WiseGOD got inside for a foursome.....and then you woke up
>>5805077343 stars? Is that DA? I'm just trying to decide how much I need to invest in her. I'm new and I want all the idols eventually. (I know I missed the other two I'll end it soon)
this is the best score i could get with 2 hours of attempts. i regret rolling claret lawrence.
>>580507725which team members do you intend to play her with?
ZZZisters, we won.
>>580507741This pic didn't age well lmao.It really fits that the horse cuck is the epitome of brain atrophy.>googoogaga posts, often>will laugh for hours at a funny face>addicted to ai
>>580506810It'd be cool if we got more male characters. But I do get it why majority of any new ones are female, majority of players for ZZZ are dudes who are also detrimentally horny, and it is true that sex sells. And 99% of men are straight.So add in sexy female characters because that sells the best.
>>580507856The Honkaification continues
>>580507851I'd like the idol team eventually, but I'll probably be stuck with the free units for a bit
>>580507823>>580507949mkay, i'll run a test for yougive me a few minutes
So wait is Roxy stuck in the rape dungeon and we just.... get her banner while she's inside it? They cannot technically expand her screentime with events because she's fucking gone canonically
>>580507907>So add in sexy female characters because that sells the best.But every female agent has been flopping except for VHs
>>580507865>this is no AIwiseGOD like to watch
>>580507856the fuck is this and why should i care?
>pulled claret>usually run janeM2/velina/remielle in bagel>tried out claret/rinaM3/koledaM2>doing almost 0 damage with equivalent gear compared to my usual remielle teamam I just playing like a retard or does claret suck? would trigger be better vs koleda? figured I'd try koleda out, at least in bagel, due to her new armorer buff
>>580507345>japanhmm, let's see>Wuwa not even in top 10lol
>>580496207T-T-Two girls kissing?!
>>580508014shut up troonseason 3 is perfect
>>580507907ZZZ used to have effortlessly sexy female characters who also had good designs, without feeling paggy and pathetic and sacrificing its story for jerking off self inserters. They changed this in 2.X, now it's extremely tryhard about "Wise collecting wives" like it's Wuwa.And female designs, while having bigger tits and more exposed skin and more jiggle, are just worse and more generic.
>>580507725If you're a new player, you can just grind commissions, agent stories and hollow zero for polychromes.
>>580507907It's a self fulfilling prophecy. The majority of zzz players are dudes because they don't release enough males for women
>>580508087I didn't even say that Season 3 is kino I'm just surprised they actually did that and it's funny that we get her banner when she's fucking gone
>>580508087You're never getting more males.
>"Nangong doesn't need her ball"My DA score increased by 12k after I got it. Yes she needs it, or more precisely your Miyabi needs it.
>>580508014youre not claret, you dont get to hang out with her outside main storydont be a incel, chud!
>>580508110based and true but /zzz/pagcels will call you a faggot troon
>>580508110Btw forgot to say that I'm trans.
>>580508061
I LOVE GETTING KEKED
>>580507865Don't forget he's the only one in the general to do those things.His brown village was far too immature and unready for the internet.
>>580508203>Miyabi >Yanagi>AstraBut this is more sex
i dont care what your cope is, i will simply not swipe for such blatand dyke bait no matter what
>>580508110forgot to say this is me btw>>580497632
>>580508061W-w-what?!NANI?!T-t-the j-japonese KINGS actually l-l-like.. *gulp* YURI?!https://store.playstation.com/ja-jp/pages/latest
>>580508332
>>580508203I don't even have Miyabi, rerun when?
>dykebaitRoxy is getting raped as we speak meanwhile WiseGOD continues spending his time with Claret
>Hoyo is paying artists to make Claret x Roxy yuri artWhat did they mean by this?
>>580508110truth nuke and the one that replied before is trans btw
>>580508490theyre dyke bait?its not exactly a secret theyre marketed that way, anon
>>580508490Kek it's exactly like AoD flopping
>>580508475sit down and watch cuck
>>580508475Wise hasn't even met Claret, and Phoenix who was under his watch fled the scene and decided that jumping off of Roscaelifer was a better destiny than being near a womp
>>580508490chinks are very gay, some faggot tries to knife dawei over bunny girls but they let shit like this pass
ADMIT ITYou LOVE the Angels of Delusion!
>>580508667Kekaroo where is Roxy now explain it to me
>>580508110I didn't know this was a controversial opinion, I thought everyone agreed with this.
Agents for this feel?
>>580508723I do
>>580508680>Wise hasn't even met Claretdo you not play the fucking game? we literally met her last patch at a gathering at cuppa moment
>>580508490>the zzz playerbase dislikes yurislop so much that hoyo has to pay people to draw it Even the yuriloons can't construe this as a win.
>>580508490>price>paying huh
>>580507135Claret, for the good of humanity
>>580508667How much do you think Claret charges to step on balls?
>>580508723I'm indifferent to them, sorry.
>>580508834its a shitposter, anon
>>580508680Weird headcanon
>all those flashy titles and....pubsec commissioner
>>580506238In the next rotation I will try. Too much ether resist now.
>>580508745KEEEEEEK HE CANNOT EXPLAIN IT WISEGOD WON
>>580508723>Sunnamentally ill, do not want to deal with that>NangongDialyn but pink>AriaI am highly aroused by 5ft tall girls who weigh 700lbs but have a 22 inch waist...
>>580508753The haremfags were coping about this until recently.
>>580507135Idunno, which Agent desperately specifically wants a son?
>>580508723I LOVED* the Angels of Delusion. They all passed away during an extraction mission in the hollows unfortunately.
>>580508859Claret is like a trillionaire, I don't think you could ever pay her enough for something like that
>>580508974should have been pubsec demon lord
>>580508834>weYeah, Belle did, not Wise kek
>wisefags are annoyingthey're very similar to hsr shippers publishing their headcannons based on ambiguous texts
ewwwwwww faggots...?
Do you anons think Claret could beat Bloodborne?
>frogpostinglollmao even
>>580508110Yeah that is true. I like Remielle, I'd be a liar if I said no, but she is 100% masturbation material 1st just based on the default costume.Claret is also pretty generic, the bat/vampire motif is cool, but they could've made her into more of a vampiri-ish in appearance to lean more into it. Like take Dracula for example, he is often portrayed wearing suits + the cape with the high collar.I think it would've been better for Claret if she was actually more older and more mature looking while her default costume is a business suit with a pencil skirt and a stereotypical vampire cape, with maybe showing off some skin like her cleavage.That would've given her a more of an air of authority and femme fatale feel, I don't know a better term, like make her seem more like Arlecchino from Genshin Impact. Which would fit her as the Flint Corpration's heir/owner.And they could've still kept the yuri implications and whatever with Roxy with Claret getting very flustered about it. Which would add some "gap moe" to her character. She looks very confident but can get flustered easily.
>>580509408she'd get too thirsty every time she takes a blood vial and have to take a break for a nice drink
If you headcanon that Wise knows Claret then you are making canon that he made that stupid face. I'm sorry but for your own sake I won't consider Wise canon for the duration of Roscaelifer.
>>580509153It just seems like such a waste to buy ball stepping boots and not step on any balls.
This is as official as it can get.Hoyo has bailed out of Claret and given recognition that she is largely rejected by the players.If you think she will be needed by Sungbringer then do not pull her. You will only end up "Seeded".Hoyo is backing down and and will give Sunbringer a different BiS team.
>>580509329wisepags are having a battle between their left and right brains.
>>580508871
>>580497182Orphie's kit is fucking terrible.
Why is this Indian jeet still trying to gaslight anons that ZZZ is dying?
claret stats are a pain in the ass to get bro>def>crit dmg>crit rate>pen
>>580500816Fuck off.
>>580509796I wouldn't say it is dying, just becoming more flanderized. I think that is a better term.
Claret fanart doko
>>580509329>>580509750It's possible you are just mistaken ZZZ marketeers as "wise players".It's the marketeers who wants to moralise the Wise anons, and assure us "she is totally bi, trust me goyim".Wise anons like me knows Claret of off limits, and we are also not pulling.
>>580509876Maybe you should stop bitching on xiitter so your algorithm actually gets fixed then perhaps you would get Claret fanart on your timeline
>ClAIret the ugly bitch with boring animations and a worthless role bombedNOFUCKINGWAY
dude leave me alone
>>580510081*touch*
>>580509876https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12164308?q=claret_flint+right here, for some reason lesbians love cocks
>>580509809Switch def for atk and its the same as atkers. Wow.
>>580510006Claret is bi, Roxy is 100% a dyke.
>got both claret and her sig in 20 rollswell, how do I build her?
>>580509809Anomaly teams need 4 stats>Anomaly proficiency>Anomaly proficiency>Anomaly proficiency>Anomaly master
claret is bi believe me bro
Why did Covid get fixed so fast but this Troon epidemic still exists?? Bring back mental institutions and or gas them. Is that so hard?Signed, Ben Bigger
>>580509449I kind of agree. Her design looks cool from the back but her top shows so much skin that it’s off putting. I’d prefer if she was dressed more like Echidna from rezero.
>>580510293look at that sex meat
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Grace Howard!Thoughts?
>>580510257>Claret is biAt most I can see hoyo tried to give everybody a small bit of the pie. But this will not be effective on me.I know she was made for a different fanbase in mind first and foremost.You cannot convince me to pull.
>>580510538Blowjob handlebars...
>>580510604Delete
>>580510604belly needs to get pregnant or fat
>singlehandedly kills the game
>>580510327nah, shes gay, you can have her
>>580510687Mischievous hag seducing the youth.
>>580506428>A tsundare acts like wonYou people are fucking retarded
fixed her
>>580510687>Get Cosy with another girl who isn't a criminal and has a lot in common with me>This hussy walks up and claims my ass like the front seat in a car.I hate it here, I can't believe I'm being pinked.
>>580510538The horns are actually cute.I don't like her clothes though.
>>580510909what?
>Acts like won
>>580510538I like the horns and the outfit
I bring some VERY important information regarding hebe bringer!theyre black
>>580510909Saar
>>580510538Would she let you touch her horns?
>>580510949just buy her black outfit with the facial shroud, dumbass, that's what it's for
>>580511110Only if you beg.
>>580496207Yuripagodas kvetching at the sight of Wisedevas not rolling.
Manato firmly placing his hand on Wise's shoulder
>>580510949Is she being raped?
>>580511082iShowSpeed just appears wherever the fuck he wants, doesn't he
>>580510909Shows you that yuritourists don't even know what Tsundere is
who woulve guess remielle is the jealous sort
>>580507024>dev team is fractured into different factionsAnons were busy ridiculing me when I pointed this out last year.
>>580511257Xhe is typing faggot fanfic porn, total Wisedevas victory.
yes hello, i ordered SEX with Remielle Dan a month ago??What's the hold up????
>>580511414>waaah I wanna die stop getting close to me>wtf stop giving other girls attentionWhy is she like this
>>580510538Fuck you for making me remember that song
>>580511257
>>580511281Idk who that nigger is, i like his gyatt reaction
>>580511334and they don't know they act like won
>>580511503women
>>580511414I'm glad she barely appeared this patch. I was worried since she was the in the thumb sucking cutscene everyone was spamming. but they're fully bridging into the next void hunter and discarding her already.
Remielle SHOULD just die.
>>580511082How many bananas does he eat?
>>580511454Not your schizo but I actually do like Wise x menHim being this cute little twink makes me want him, someone like Manato on Lighter on the scene just gives me more bang for my boo
>yurishit flops>Begging for fanart >Paying fucking ishowspeed to shill your shit >Vtumors music that sounds like hot garbage >All the funny fanart and memes momentum died What disaster of a patch.
Wow...
>>580510604Marry
>>580511537>>580511693Rent free + obsessed
>>580511768Yeah, I think Wu Won
>>580511778oh no, the condom broke!oh no, it's quadruplets!
>>580511582I wish I could understand her. I feel like there's a thin film over any of my attempts to understand her.
>>580511759That's actually cute, for those who know.
>>580511768are you new? this is not any different from a late 2.x patch. no void hunter, no content. this has been the baseline for ages
>>580511768Behead Hi3rd devs already, this patch is not even fun to save on. The pagpag is boiled with this one.
>>580511778Miquella is so cute...
>>580511768>[retardbabble]Go back to /vmg/, doomjeet.
We like Remielle Dan here, right...?
>>580512104we LOVE her
>>580512104We aggressively breed Remielle Dan's cloaca here
>>580512009stay away Radahn
>>580512104
if hag, why brat?
>>580512104Regrettably so. I told myself I'd never lose to an Elysiaface but Remi has slowly snuck into my heart.
>>580512104I hate her. She would be a bad wife. Lazy, only eats, doesn't cook, constantly needy and makes fun of you.
>>580512282I would like Wise if he acted like this, but he doesn't, he acts like this
>>580512104I hate all pinkshits
>>580512383thats the fun part, you can tell she tests his patience
>>580511768Not even being meta can save claret from being a boring ass shit character
Why is Wise portrayed as a sissy?
>>580512104if people did, the devs wouldn't have immediately binned her. people only pulled because they're void hunter cattle.
>>580512518Help with the self insert fantasy, if you are playing gacha games past 25 you are NOT a chad
>>580512518because youre projecting your insecurities on himyou literally call all mcs sissies
>>580511759100% intentional
>>580512518Because he's a hoyo male MC and they are all like this
>>580512584And why would you wanna be a chad anyway? There’s more to life than fucking some whores
how the fuck do you fumble this hard with a tsundere vampire voiced by kana ueda?should have been the easiest layup in the world but she's so lame
>>580512540it do be like that
>>580512669Mixed toilet, same way they ruined Evelyn. They didn't learn from her.
>>580512669yeah, yeah, just give me 5 moos and a few dozen orgasmic moans.
>>580512650Anon was asking why he's portrayed like that
>>580512745>mixed toiletshes the dykest dyke in the game by far
>>5805126693.2 was a designated skip patch
>>580512518Dunno probably women in the east like such beta feminine males? I mean look at kpop
someone needs to brutally beat the writing team whenever they even think about making the story more than 1 hour long per patch
HIYA
I think Roxy is cute and will roll for her.
>>580512518first impressions last forever and wise in 1.0 was a camera MC like Aether.
>>580512820>dykest dykeThat's Roxy
>>580512669>how the fuck do you fumbleThe same way western game developers fumble, when liberal bgtl people are in charge.Mihoyo's hq is in shanghaishanghai = tgbl capital of China
>>580512929yeah, but shes not out yet unlike her girlfriend
>>580512669Ai generated design and story.
Newfag again, this was my first 10 pull lol I guess I have to go for the weapon now
>>580512820Events and trailers don't reflect in-game. She is mixed toilet.
Is the pinball event time-gated?
>>580512993I miss her so much
>>580513002The smug goddess has blessed you
>>580512104Apparently she liked me. I got 3 copies quite early and I wasn't planning on getting that many. I've only had good luck on pink hair banners in this game...
The Anby experiments sure sound foreshadowing.We getting more clones?
>>580512908There is something about the way her 3d model is rendered, it's making me vomit, she looks like she is from a different game.
>>580513002Poggers
>>580513041nah, own the flop crowncowardice is worse than flopping
>>580512383To be fair not like Wise could act like it with Remi at all.That woman shoulder checked a fucking truck and sent it across the room. Unironically she'd be the one who'd pin him down.
I fucking hate you people.>70 pulls>kot>meanwhile every other jackass here>"LOL I rolled like 10 times and got the S and the engine and went to like M3 ez"
>>580513064She's my favorite idol I'm so happy
>>580513119>Unironically she'd be the one who'd pin him down.God I wish.
>>580513119sounds like a great motivator to master the aetheric powers we gotfinnaly getting to pin remielle down is a quest worth undertaking
>>580513002
>>580513195I love you and will never stop loving you no matter what you say
I have Yuzuha but I don't have Miyabi, should I pull for Nangong. Does the Yuzuha+Nangong wheelchair work for anyone else?
>The epstein schizo is an avid redditorkek, but not surprising
>>580513195The trick is to say you got x agent/ball in the 50/50s even if you didn't
>>580512518>all hoyo male MC have humiliating moments except for HSRwise the haremchad everyone's hinting at here, never appears in gacha male MC discus, wise is in the same lvl than aether
Does Obol squad have a bompu?
Are we pulling for Epstein?
>>580513195It's called lying, anon.
>>580513195Kek you have to keep in mind many anons are here and only people who are lucky post this. If you got fucked by losing 50/50 and 75/25 and went to pity both times you just accept it and leave for the day
>>580513195Statistically you're bound to get lucky someday. I got Dialyn at 20 pulls and decided to not push for W-engine because fuck that I'm walking away before I just my savings.
>>580513195There were like 3 M6 Aria's here in under 300 pulls. Same amount it take me for M1W1
>>580513380yes
This is the most incompetent guard in history. How do you get posted on the entrance and instead of actually watching the entrance you keep looking behind you
>>580512540Is that Horseking?
>claret floppingso yuritroons will leave by the end of the patch right?
>>580513112Whole thread agrees that she yuriflopped, next question.
I am saving for Peter Griffin
>>580513725dont call her mixed toilet thenshe's full on yuri
>>580513596literally every stealth section in games have braindead AI so casuals can clear it, you expected Thief or what
>>580513049The first chapter unlocked an hour ago, the rest are at reset on subsequent days according to the rewards screen.
>>580513728Based, he’s gonna be meta for years to come
What's worse black mold or /u/troons
I don't play HZ, DA, NH, SD or anything else. I only play the story mode, hearsay, event and agent commissions and do the agent stories lolBasically, I'm not gonna do it (play the meta nodes), yeah... sorry... Hahahahaha
>>580513793She is a generic tsundere in game, now kys.
Well?? Who is in beta?
>>580510538no way, no way I think you need a new one
>>580513710>so yuritroons will leaveLol no, they will stay and post male gays just to annoy you./zzz/ has turned into a war zone.
>Ju FufuLast of her kind, her species will die off>AliceLast of her dynasty, her family legacy will die off>Claret>Last of her bloodline, her lineage ill die off>YixuanLast of her family, eggs already dried upIsn't this too predictable at this point?
>>580513967>she is a lesbian generic tsundere in gamefixed
>>580514125we literally see other tiger thirens in the story
>>580514306Just one(1) and he killed off the rest.
>>580514082That's a /vmg/ shitposter who you guys should do a better job at reporting
>>580514306where? I'm gonna get some pelts so Fufu can remain The One (tm)
>>580514125those parts are written by AI, everyone knows that
Isn't Shifu too old to get pregnant?
>>580514526I doubt she's over 35. You may have to really try for it, but she'll get there.
Ju fufu is a scat enthusiast
>>580514630>>580514630>>580514630
>>580514082Why are horsetranny and friends like this
>>580513710yurigods have always been here touristmo
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>>580501210Someone use the ai and turn this into a song
>>580507949here, bro, took me long enough >>580517050
>>580508016And all males have been flopping even worse, so?
