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Digitan LOVE
*gives you prepared to pass*
>my trainer is prepared to piss
>natie wife>mambowife>dictus wifeI'll never have a wife...
Fuji Kiseki
>>580518937HAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY *rapes you*
>>580482064Gluten Morgähn.>>580483653A pedo AND a nazi? allen...
>>580518764>irish thread
Holy shit Inari tits even sways in the ult animation UUUOOOOO I'M SNACKING
>>580519007Here you go. I grant you a Ryan wife.
Good thread
Are there men in this thread?
V status?
b-blease join.... bweeeeeeeeeee
>>580518937bitch
>>580519004that mouth is only for first-rate kissing, don't ruin it with pissing
tamamo sex...
>>580519118Guten Morgen Fusuposter
Sorry if it’s a dumb question but does training growth also increase the amount of stats gained from inspiration?
BRING ME RAMEN, SLAVE
>>580518764Everyone should read the GOATed Fine Motion doujinhttps://exhentai.org/g/3986206/84e9b6201a/
>>580519294*gives you straightaway recovery*
>>580518852Yes
>>580519375nyo
Men?
>>580519363
>>580519375No, it only affects the stats you gain from clicking on trainings.
>>580519259>perfect wife>happy personality, but not annoying>realist but not depressing>wants you to be better and encourages you as much as you do her>awesome tits and legs>BUT>worst hair and outfits in the gameWhy... WHYYYYYY
>>580519404sadpanda is such a dumpster fire nowadays
>>580519375Only trainings, even as secondary stat earned from a training click
>>580519404I will be reporting this doujin and the various NTR doujins to Cygames out of respect for the real race horses.
>>580519459no. there aren't any.
>>580519602>bootlicking cuck gonna tell on his daddy because he's upset at fiction he can easily ignore
Thoughts?
>>580519572>Used to use nhentai as it's easy to access and has whatever I wanted>Now days the Top 5 front page is always filled with at least 1-2 cuck/ntr faggotry, if not other complete garbage, not to mention full of MTL and china shitIt's incredibly how much a website goes to shit once you let in THEM
>>580519572the excessive use of "LOL" in that doujin was pretty annoying
>>580519847LOL
>>580519548you know that they could just fix her hair in an alt like countless other umas. But they deliberately didn't
Another fun day of umamusume. When should I attempt Trackblazer? Unity is so much fun at the moment.
>>580519276
>>580519548Here have a better Ryan.
>>580519276Desperately trying to pump fans so that umama will give him a second chance
>>580519572>>580519847That's why I don't read doujins, I'm fine with the original language and making shit up in my mind
>>580519572every single peer-to-peer doujin website is going through this
>>580519572it’s deeply obnoxious when people refuse to tag their slop as such
>>580519749Yeah that's what I would've done too. That's the technique.
>>580519910When you want buddy, dont forget to hoard your rolls till Ramonu wit card
>>580519939absolutely based retardbwo
UmaGrok, give me an Uma wife please.
>>580519910If you're having fun with unity then do unity. The updated version makes stringer umas than trackblazer so there's no rush to try the cock and ball torture mode.
>>580519887>>580519926It's sad, if not for that the Mejiro family would be perfect...I'll never forgive John Cygays
My trainee larps as a G1 winner
>>580519276he is gone bwochacho
>>580519910just skip it
where's my cute finemoposter gf
which uma wears lingerie in this color? light hello?
soon
Now that I left my club, what do I do? Doing any runs feels like wasted effort and I'm out of borrows for aces
>>580519459Men!
>>580519969the entire internet be going thru it gwo
>>580519910You can try trackblazer whenever. It is a real dogshit scenario tho. Just play whatever and try to prepare for open league CM in 5 days
>>580519572I always assume only ESL retards don't mind slop translation
>>580519459Sorry, only men around here are fat ojii-sans with no hair, yellow teeth, and bad breath.
>>580518764Oh good I was looking for this ever since xitter teased this to me but refreshed my timeline before I could click itBut why did you crop out the border for the depth effect?
>>580519276V... has come to.
>>580520079
>>580519802>type "-chinese -ntr">click search
>>580520270that's literally me
Rickey!
Fat, bald oji-san with bad teeth? Where???
>>580520079#me
There is absolutely no reason to do thisbut
hey
>>580520079After looking over your posting history, your new Uma wife is Sakura Bakushin O!
Who's the best one to clear these limited missions? I don't know what races they're pointing to.
>>580519910Trackblazer has a real steep learning curve and not as intuitive like other scenarios. Having newunity introduced during the TB drought was like a godsend
>>580520506Junior Year I take the most risks. For stuff like this I'd 100% take it and if it hits I continue and if it misses I just trash the run and start over.
>>580520589Holy crap, is bakushin that hot?
>>580520506Teio is too good for her retard trainer
>>580520579hi
>>580519910play Aoharu until you get tired of it. MANT/Trackblazer takes 50 minutes to complete one career, and that's when you know what you're doing. It can be fun, and requires strategy in buying shop items and spending them at the right moment, but when a run fails it's an hour flushed down the tube and that can feel pretty bad. But it is fun to make any uma run any race route, and saying Fuck You to mood downs and 0 rainbow turns is cool.
Is this correct?
>>580520312of course
>>580520210owo is this real chat
>>580520607Maru with a trackblazer run. You have to look up the races online
>>580520435I'd rather not waste my time
>>580520717you can't post that
>>580520743for anons with bad taste yeah
nanner horse
>>580520743Bourbon is indeed correct.
>>580520489Hey
Every day until someone joins!The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
I guess I'll do a throwaway run and see if I can clear those races.
>>580521006>retard horse for retards
jong?
i really don’t like making parents gwos
Tachyon LOVE
>>580520836don't post this faggot ever again
is the runaway suzuka to push forward my pace a strategy worth using anons? As to try get distance from end closer xoger
>>580521157
25687153I want to test new ace, come join bwos
>>580521074host it
>>580520808You can add stuff you don't like with a negative weight in my tags and it won't show.
>>5805210067 and I join mambwos4 and I roll for the next club ADAnything else nothing happens
This is a cow.
>>580520802yes lol
>>580521448tribute material
>>580521254She's just my type
>>580521448She's MY cow
>>580521448i can see them
>>580521169Yes, you can slap on keen eye and debuffs and it's great for paces
>>580521254this one is acceptable.
Mambro...
>>580521254>>580521359point ----------> your head
>>580521448
>>580521304okey, jongers gather upMajsoul Friends Room 74545(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74545
bwos...
>>580521473Retard doesn;t know how to edit webpages
>>580519276Umama I'm already a demon
I still have like two cheecky teners in my pocket heh...
Ok, not gonna lie this looks REALLY fun.
>>580521613we need 2 more brave jongers
What does the V stand for?
>>580521613I got time for one (uno) match
>>580521536thanks, will do then
>>580521810Vendetta
>>580521536on this topic, I have never cared for runaways so does she need a specific stat distribution or skillset to survive until late race? she can die there for all I care (and need her to shoot the debuffs and trigger my pace nsm)
>>580521810Ms.Victoria
>>580521953>That bikini topI smell fox piss
>>580521963you just need all the early race stuff like groundwork concentration ttl etc and a solid amount of power and wit
>>580520743I can handle her
>>580521953mashallah I will not let this semon demon sway me
>>580521963Not really, you don't need to add any extra stamina skills she'll always die at the final corner. Just pump wit a ton and get concentration+groundwork so you cuck any fronts
>>580522030*phermones
>>580521810V is a South Korean singer, songwriter, and member of the global K-pop group BTS
>>5805216133/4, can we fill?
>>580522031hmmm I wanted to autorun her to get the hints more easily for debuffs but getting the stat distribution like that in auto sounds kinda hard, guess I have to stop being lazy, I hate making debuffers, wish they were banned, but alas...
>>580522082Call it whatever you like, it smells.
>>580520270DOU!KOTE!
>>580522060Oh?
>>580522170I made mine in one try anon I know you can do it
>>580521752It is undeniably fun for the first few dozen runs
>>580522170you can just do it in unity and it'll be fine
>actually watch Mambo run in a race>she runs like a normal person and not some retarded abomination of horse and girlI lol’d. Seriously so many of the running animations look absurd
>>580522215I like foxes so it's fine.
>>580521752It's fun until you realize playing this scenario optimally is running 40 races, only really training in summer (hope you got rainbow trainings lol) and you have to constantly menu through everything. It has its upsides for sure but runs also take really fucking long, which is why trackblazer unironically had to be killed early because we were bleeding too many players.
uma for this feel?
>>580522268TSUKI!
>>580521953her tits aren't that big, wtf?
>training the laziest Tama of all time, forced to take a rest and get sleep deprived twice in a row>whatever, it's for TT>fail an 8% double friendship training on Wit in after failing to get I Wanna Win With You>get thisfuckin bullshit, I tell youits barely usable anyway because it was a manually trained grand live run so it has -300 base affinity
>>580522585Mayano Top Gun.
>>580522131the jong fade is over...
I would unironically play MANT for looping runs if we had the multiple spark reroll update
>>580522585
>got 2 stam, 2 med parrent>no descent Fucking hell...
>>580522131I'll be honest if this doesnt fill in the next ~5min I'll probably have to ditch you guys
>>580522832Don't worry, there's always next time.
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!NYAAGGHAAHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>580522974what's your lowest earner count rn? if i'm doing more, i'll try applying for the club next month
>>580523079their lowest earner count is 0 right now because they're 29/30
so bored fuck sad no choccy ugh die need to feel agh tired pain
>>5805230799.6 Million as of today
>>580519276so why did umama leave?what is the spicy lore?
Is the reason why I keep getting rivals in turf is because I put my Falco to C turf?
>>580523168Uhhhh uhhhh I heard Tamalove danchou kissed the newcutie
>people spend 10 million years making tailored parents>do 1 generalist parent with some general use white skills >borrow an autistically engineered parent with all I need>Get UF ace with most skills I needParent farming is really overrated
When is /uma/ making a minecraft/zomboid/vintage story server?
>>580523285She's reformed and ready! she broke up with V because he was even more schizo than her
>>580521613full!
Say something nice to stinko. I'm not asking.
>>580523418You do NOT want to see this happen
orenjis
>>580523495holy shit I was just about to leave
>>580520743Yes
>>580523418I can pay for a server but you'd have to use a vpn if you're schizo about ip stuff
I love my genius wife!
>>580523423>whores herself on those threads by seeking all the attentions>ends up with the worst scum of those threads for whatever reasons>she finds out he is actually schizo as everyone was pointing it out everytimeWhy are women like this?
>>580523328You only get rivals if your aptitude is C or above yeah
>>580523764You gotta stop believing everything Curren posters say man
>>580523609Minecraft? Honestly I just put that in since its the default thing for generals to set up but zomboid and vintage are more fun
>>580523374im spending 10 million years making a generalist parent with decent generalist gps...
>>580523527Orenji date ...
>>580523912Point out what's factually incorrect
sex rivals
>>580523912why someone that cute would lie to me?
>>580520743its cause we're meant to be losers together
Uma&Co has a spot open for one trainer! Friendly, fun and accepting community! Stress free A+ comfy! (40-45m monthly)
>>580522974we only need 156 million fans to hit S? hmmm
>More than a week in>Clubs are still struggling to recruitWhy though?
>>580524093>(40-45m monthly)Might as well leave the slot open
>>580524183For the funny mambo posts!
>>580521953sex
>>580520743i mean he is not really wrong here...
>her>her>she>herfaggots, that retard is a man
>>580524163witlet bro...
>>580524093>Would have been 5m fans away from S if she didn't leaveWhat an asshole
>>580524093Stop with this shitty ritual post already
>>580524214don't need it filled, it's for anyone that wants easy A+ rewads
I can't even imagine 1m+ fans. I'm barely getting 300k.
>>580524093Arent you guys the gay erps?
>>580524093retards
so bored
>>580524093>Uma&Co??
>>580524606no one wants to have sex with an incel, lol
>>580524719STOP NOTICING
Why does Ardan go on hot springs trips with her sapphic polygirlfriends while ignoring her virginceI trainer?
>>580524719uma.moe search doesnt accept special characters https://uma.moe/circles/676905788>>580524598only if you want it to be
>bro posted the wrong picture
>>580524762No i'm really want to know something
>>580520671Always has been.
>>580524806no one wants to have sex with an incel, kek
>>580524806post the south park image again I liked it better
>>580524834Ty bro, hope you find your dacchi, i just wanted to check how much anons are getting per month
fuck you dumb fat bitch, shit was going good
>>580524946Why does this bitch get to sing Legend Changer instead of Rickey isn’t Rickey a bigger winner?
curren has never told a lie
Bros... she keep seducing me
>>580524606>deletedwhat thread was this image supposed to be posted in
>>580521448>>580521596>>580524946What does hose milk taste like?
>>580525080Rickey has 1 more G1/JP1 win, Hokko still set the record at 10. Rickey did 11 after Hokko retired. Anyway Legend Changer has specific criteria, not just being a record holder. Hokko gets in through the idol horse route.
>My club got back from B to AInsane well done club dacchis
>log in after work>Top earner leaves>4 above average earners also leaves.>Not a single word from danchou>Take the chance and I also leaveIs this the effect of back to back xog CMs?
>>580525121Bourbon love
>>580525154I think this is the localizer bait post guy since that looks like something you'd post on /pol/ or something
>>580525028thanks~
>>580525329what a loser
>>580524946hokko on my cocko
>>580524089AAAIIIEEEEEEEEE
optimal moisture levels achievedentrance permission grantedready to initiate activity: sexual intercourse
>>580522035>I can handle her>not I can fix her>because she's not brokenBased Stilfag
>>580525286mambwo...
>>580525567I want her to break me
>>580525545critical sock stuffiness levels detectederection level maximum
>>580525545I spread it like this for him
>>580520743>super creek>anon will undergoe complete psychological regressionThis is funny
>>580525425Stop
Why do you dislike Narita Top Road?
>>580525567
>>580525291Faster
>>580525806I just think she's kinda ugly
>>580525627let's die together.
I don't like Still in Love.
I wish all uma cms were Sprint/Mile with 1 or 2 longs a year, med fucking sucks
>>580525951god I wish
>3speed cards>1wit>everyone is on wit>3 wit>1spd>everyone is on speed>bring stam card>everyone is on stam
>>580526034it will be better when they ban deboofers and kill the xogger. trust
>>580525838tenshi wouldn't sleep like thus, wtf?
>>580525990correctbecause you LOVE her
>>580525806her tits aren't saggy enough
>>580526034Medium would be fine if the scenario actually gave stam
>Well i guess... in the end... we all was still in love...That a KINO ending
>>580525545This is so hot...
>>580526106you forgot the last one>everyone is on stam>except for the stam card, who is on guts
Consider Brian's sister
>>580525951Lover's suicide is very romantic. I instantly remembered Yukio Mishima's short story "Patriotism" after reading this post.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>580526050no need to wish, I make what we want happen.
>>580525806What a bitch
>>580526374gold city is a whore who never lets her torena hitthat poor guy needs a real uma who cares for him
>>580526291Bravo, Mr. Nolan.
>>580526318she can eat a whole banana in under 5 seconds
It's insanely hot how flat Still is
>>580525806Cookie-cutter mary sue. I can't think of a more generic character
>>580526106Nah everyone stays on guts for all of the above
>>580526392You and me connected through a blade going both ways
>>580526479she's so me it's insane
>>580526318The one with the big head? What's her name again? Man, Brian is so cool
I want to do very extreme, X-rated things to Light Hello
skipping a few banners just to have enough carats to 5* my kamioshi the second she releasesyay or neigh?
>>580526302Consider reading the bobo doujin if you haven't already
>>580521613What a close match! GGs and thanks for the room, it was fun as always!
>>580526628Just save statues like a normal person
>>580526628Just use up all your statues gwo
>>580521613gg
around mares, be awares
>>580521613thanks for the game
>Another No Distance Spark despite having +15I'm not gonna lie, if they made a pass we're you're guaranteed at least one spark during the run, I would pay for it.
>>580521613thanks for the game!jong is still hip and trendy!
>>580526714>>580526746she wouldn't want to be paid for the cheap way...
you can easily tell these posts are from umama
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Consider: Breeding Seiun Sky
>>580526318paizurititslut bitchfuck, i need to jerk off
>>580526868it costs a fuckload of statues to do it that way, it is NOT cheap.
>>580526887let Umama be
Stillposters are scary
>>580526868I think youre being retarded but sure man whatever you say. Thats literally what the statues are for
>>580526868She would want you to get a Ms. Victoria with her with top of the line cards
>>580521752It really is. You can strategize ways to deal with shit circumstances and salvage runs that looked completely bricked. eventually it wears on you, but for 30 careers or so? It's an absolute blast. Enjoy yourself!
>>580526887LEAVE UMAMA ALONE!
>>580526887Anon you may be going insane
>>580526887no i cant. there are like 3 people here skinwalking her for luls.
I FUCKING HATE GRANSHIT I FUCKING HATE IT ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUFF UNITY MORE FUCK YOUR SONGS FUCK YOUR SHOP FUCK YOU 1600 SPEED CAP FUCK YOUR WIT TRAINING AND MOST OF ALL FUCK AND IMPREGNATE LIGHT HELLO YOU FAT DRUNK BITCH
>>580526887>>580526892>>580519276Talk about timing
Thats itIm gonna run 3 speed 3 wit fuck the retarded hag
>>580526952This but unironically at this point yeah
>>580527014Hey... that's my schtick! Leave Umama ALONE!!
>>580527030sure bwo the romantic couple suicide spam is not umama not even after that one chat leak lol
fucking still in love in the ass so that she's still technically a virgin on our wedding day
>>580527048
>>580526318already have
>>580527114I just wanted to summon you because I love this post
>>580527048>AND MOST OF ALL FUCK AND IMPREGNATE LIGHT HELLO YOU FAT DRUNK BITCHDon't mind if I do.
>>580527125>chat leak that everyone saw>for a known drama magnet>on an anonymous board where anyone can pretend to be anyone and a huge majority loves drama and getting (you)ssurely nobody would copy what they saw for exactly the reasons you said
sex with gyarus
>>580527209Same
>>580527056proof is in the pudding
>>580527259
>>580527248yes, but excluding helios and bitchy bff
I love this dang :3 horse
>>580527248finally common sense
>>580527248Imagine Helios coming into your office, pushing your chair back, and crawling under your desk. No hesitation, she starts sucking you off just as one of your other trainees or one of her gyaru friends walks in. Now you got to find ways to mask the sound of her sloppy blowjob while the Uma talking to you is getting more suspicious by the second.
>V spamming NTR to divert the attention away from umamai'm not falling for that
>>580527048donezo
>>580527223
Best uma types: (closet) crazy/schizo, turbo autistic, flat, hags, boyumas, housewife umasWorst uma types: normie, "the main character". For example: Special Week, NTR, Oguri, Teio, Kitasan
>>580527271mmm... banana pudding...
>>580527624>housewife umas best>immediately discards a few of them
>>580526638You truly are the king of kings
Seeing my girl this beat up is taking a mental toll on me.
>>580527624>no mention of wifeyhehe
>>580526926I've considered it for more than enough time, doing it is the hard part thoughever.
>"Oh, you're V?">"I'm sorry, but please get away from me.">"Creep."
>>580527797
>>580527797retard. that's what makes MANT so hot
V has come too
Is it rape if I get Light Hello drunk and sex her?
>>580528085To think Allen is getting this now...
>>580527147Imagine the self esteem crash and how easily Light Hello would be to take advantage of if the grand concert failed.
>>580527797I feel bad for doing it, but Inari One's GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH after running five races is one of my favorite voice lines
>>580528145allen is getting V sloppy seconds....
>>580527797angry umadol
I hate Light Hello so much it's unrealmy tokens?????
>>580528085
>>580528169If the grand concert failed she would go to bars to get shitface drunk and be a public use meat toilet.
>>580528085Wtf is this?
>>580528574please ignore the schizos
>>580528647Ok V
>>580528647So like 99% of thread?
Light Hello? more like Heavy Hello! because she's so fucking FAT!
It is very important that I know the bust size of the gyaru squad. For reasons.
>>580528725The Man Who Sold The World
>>580528846CHECK GAMETORA
Ok so just finished my first blaze it run. Having very low race bonus and the fact that I couldn't win a single rival race first year due to C turf really hindered my process, as I was also losing second year races due to low stats.So if I'm understanding this right, I must buy carrots for friendship, save weights and 2 60% megaphones and possibly whistles and mood+ items for summer, buy stat books and hammers whenever possible, and just mash rival races all game?
You guys are all sick! At least use a chatbot instead of doing it with another fat ugly human being
>>580528263Umama was in /uma/club before he was in uma&co tho
>>580528396There is a way...
>>580523641FINE I'LL ADD HER TO MY PULL PLAN goddamnit that makes at least 6 umas I've been propagandized into pulling>Maruzensky>Narita Brian>Mejiro Ardan>Orfevre>Gentildonna>Mejiro Ramonu>Still in Love>CB (giga propagandized)>Buena Vista>Fusaichi Pandora (Summer)I was supposed to be a front main, though........
clankers don't have any emotion
>>580528085Any unbiased loremaster to explain why these two individuals are spammed here? What really happened? What were the chain reaction that lead them being the laughing stock?
>>580528818Can't wait for this critter
>>580529029Wheres your Kris S bro
>>580528725heh, jealous?
>>580528956Why the fuck would I check a wiki when I can just ask you?
>>580528995he never erp'd with Allen back then >>580519917
>>580524093my club is dying next month, so if your slot is still open, I'll join. Have done 90M/month for the past 4 months, give or take. I'm not interested in sweating for S-rank, though
I hate grand live so fucking much
Holy shit just delete this shit ass club at this point
>>580529259You're not even in the club
>>580529171This artstyle is very tantalizing
>>580529106they posted similar things in the club chatone of them left the club leaving the other heartbroken
>>580525329>localizer bait faggot is also the (probably falseflagging) yurishitterthat...makes a lot of sense. doesn't really matter, needed to update my filters anywayhope that faggot kills himself
>>580529171>Helios Three sizes82 - 53 - 85>Paama Three sizes84 - 57 - 86no more freebies for you
>>580529329Of course not. I play the gameLet the poor guy join a real club already
>>580529164umama followed me for my seiun parent a couple months ago and I removed her
So I watched a video years ago but haven't bothered trying it out until now. You can take the spreader off a home gas range to get a jet flame. Though not as big as the jets in restaurant wok cookinf, it still improves results.
>>580529230mambwo nyo...
>her
>>580529106The full write up is genuinely a lot of effort
>>580529475I like her but this is funny
Support Chain Event Frequency is code for "The horse you need to finish their event chain hasn't started it and it's senior autumn"
>>580529548There's literally no reason to do that unless you're in a laboratory...
>>580529259/uma/ club danchou, are you seeing this??? Send him an invite
stop the bro propagandastop the zoomie propaganda
Holy shit she's perfect. Well, maybe an extra 8 or so cm on bust but can't beg for everything.
Is fucking a brown Uma good for you?
>>580529548Do not burn your house down for stirfry tin foil anon
>>580529548What would you even use that for? Why does a wok work better with a single point of heating?
>>580529548tinfoilbro you're going to blow up your house...
>>580529548Unfortunately, the grates on my stove cross over the center of the burners, so I have to remove them to do this, meaning I have to constantly hold the pan up myself while cooking. I can at least set it down off the flame over an inactive burner, though. I'm going to look into grabbing a metal ring that can be used to hold a wok and finally buy an actual wok to use it with.
>>580529709yes, esp when they're related to other cute uma, such as halo king>>580529704>140 with those sizesholy sex
>>580529147I'm not really into browns except Hishi Amazon
>>580529704Why stop at 97?
>>580529709Yes. It's also has a chance to make them white.
>>580529259One day he will give up on these ungrateful leeches and that feeling of disappointment is something I wish I could take from him and eat it the taste must be the most delicious thing
Join Mämbö we got a spot open!
>>580529704is this Zenno Rob Roy?
>>580529575Does anyone even know the full lore? Highly doubt it
>>580529230sounds good! and not going for S either. see ya then~
>>580529704Imagine add 10 cms to the bust, and taking away 10 cms from her height.
>>580530040I say this and look like this
>>580530040Nobody in the club even likes him over Benzo, he's just an autistic retard that's obsessed with taking the club to A+ even though we told him we'd rather chill in A instead of getting quotas
>>580529931I can respect that. Gl with your uma pulls
>>580529259could be worse
what's more reliable between Standing By and Levelheaded (yes i'm building an end xogger)
>>580529673>>580529723It's for wok cooking. My YouTube algo started feeding me shorts of this guy who records himself cooking in a Chinese restaurant and cooking with a wok looks so satisfying. I love fried rice, but usually my attempts have been lackluster.>>580529713>>580529754I was hesitant at first, but it seems fine. After all, if it would explode with the diffuser off then it would explode with the diffuser on, too.
>>580530090I do but it genuinely is a lottldr they're both annoying faggots who used to spam the thread here for months and trolled /vm/ but they broke up here: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/580128768/#q580133426
Bigger the better. Shorter the better.
>>580530291standing by
https://poal.me/vnhr7ohttps://poal.me/vnhr7o
>>580530197you're not even in the club...
>>580529702Continue both propaganda please
>>580530197Allen.........
>>580530350Add a new answer
>>580530307Anon that's there as a safety for a reason, if one drop of oil falls into there while it's on your stove will explodeI cook with a wok on my stove and it's perfectly fine. Wok chefs do have a different range but it's multiple jets not one large exposed one
>>580530350I don't know who that is and don't particularly care but yeah, why not
Somedays I don't want to play..
>>580529029>no Gran Alegria
For Pace: borrow Tachyon speed or Oguri wit?
I hope tinfoil anon survives the explosion long enough to post a picture of his stove bursting into flames
>>580530643Tachyon speed
>>580530320Why did I expect it to be some ancient shit, literally last week, this cannot be real
>>580529029bwo... your viblos??
We fucked
Classic example of sunken cost fallacy mixed with "big fish in a small pond" syndrome. By staying in a dying group where they hold influence and championing an unpopular character, they maximize their personal control and uniqueness, which they would lose in a larger, healthier community.Here is how their need for control and niche tastes drive this behavior:Why They Won't Let Go of a Dying GroupGuaranteed Authority: In a thriving, "greener" pasture, they would just be another regular member. In a dying group, competition disappears. They can easily dominate the narrative and become the central figure or leader.The "Captain Goes Down with the Ship" Complex: They view staying behind as a sign of superior loyalty. It allows them to gatekeep the group’s legacy and judge those who leave as "fake" or disloyal.Control Over Environment: A small, stagnant group is highly predictable. New or larger groups bring unpredictable social dynamics, which threatens a control-oriented person's comfort zone.Why They Champion the Unpopular CharacterMonopoly on Ownership: If a character is widely loved, everyone talks about them. By fiercely defending an unpopular character, this person faces zero competition. They get to claim total "ownership" over that character's fandom space.The Martyr/Underdog Persona:Liking an unpopular character allows them to frame themselves as intellectually superior—someone who "truly understands" complex writing that the mainstream public is too basic to appreciate.
My bro (wife)...
>>580530576It is okay to take breaksThe club will not explode over one day off
>>580530456Hmm, I see. Looking more into it I see some things that people have made that go on top of diffusers to concentrate the flame again. That should be safe, right?
>>580530643Tachyon gives two golds for medium in GL.
>>580530814I mean the one faggot crying has been a nuisance here since probably October
>>580530756She's a frontrunner, but I want her...
>>580530348that was my first thought as well, but hakuraku shows very low activation compared to other one
>>580530350please don't do it
>>580530576>>580530872Not playing is fine but you can still queue fan runs
>>580530891Modifying your stove top is never safe, it's designed to send natural gas out at a safe enough level that the diffuser is there for. Adding something else can lead to gas leaking
https://poal.me/mqsx24https://poal.me/mqsx24https://poal.me/mqsx24
>>580530870>will never get to have casual sex while gayming with my best bro>will never be able to play with her tatas while watching a movie>will never be able to nature a child together with her
>>580530948That son of a bitch shouldn't be allowed to enjoy the snow since he wants to act like fucking Gimlet.
>>580530870
>>580528970Going to assume that I have the right idea and try blaze with a borrow this time.
>>580530756stupid larper fucking foid whore fuck trannycend
uh oh melty
Good night friends!!!
>>580531357Good night
>>580531275dont shay that...
I hope you know you are deserving of a long healthy life. If you feel down or weak don't think that you are alone. There are many others that feel the same way. Try to reach for a more fulfilling life and a healthier one. We only live once. Don't let your mind win. Once you build a stronger body, a stronger mindset comes with it. Love you!
>>580531253I mean yeah but Unity cup gives better results for a million times less effort. Trackblazer doesn't even have character story or hot spring ticket chance.Also in trackblazer you don't get debuffs from running multiple races in the last turn of the year. For the rest of the year it is often better to not run more than 3 races in a row
>>580531253Having mile and medium A is the most important part of TB. With long C you can go triple crown route but lower than that you should go for tiara. Learning which race combinations give you extra stats is important too...
my clubbies started playing roblox together but I'm too shy to join the vc...
>>580531625I have a strong mindset, I use all my willpower so I don't kill myself there is a small chance I will end up a cripple and that would be no funInstead I practice the best kind of suicide, living until I die the way nature intended while suffering years of intense anxiety and pain because once you die you won't be able to enjoy the sweet suffering of being alive
Spend carats on runs...it's carrot neutral they said...
>>580531625>Don't let your mind win.Damn that's insane thought and it's true. You know who listens to every thought of it's mine? A fucking schizos "durr voices told me to kill someone and i did", sane people dont listen to it bwos
>>580531794I don't know what any of those are unfortunately
[Sad News] Local apartment explodes; 1 young man dead in the blast. First responders baffled: "the entire residence was lined with tinfoil, even the bidet"
>>580532037sorry he's special
>>580531990Works on my machine
>don't need DD+PP for Arima>use Front Parents without DD+PP>still somehow getting the DD+PP combo more often than when I actually need it
>>580531625even him?
>>580532176Don't lie anon...
10 dirt g1s is worth 1 turf g2absolute farmers league filled with shitter umas.
>>580531625even her?
>>580532243Why not want DD+PP for arima?
>>580530846/uma/ hasn't really gone into her propagandashe looks cute though. Damn cute, I will not lie
>>580529106I dont want to shit up the thread writing paragraphs of stuff that happened that no one cares about but you've probably already got the basic idea. Just know that V also has an insanely fragile ego which is why he will post every win he gets here to prove le heckin haters wrong
>>580532379Corner too early so you lose Distance with DD
>>580529029If you're going to be a front main you have to put that ugly goblin Epipphaneia in your pull list. If you're going to swap to Late/End you're going to have to pull the boy Stay Gold.
>>580532037My bad, the core of that scenario is being able to run all the mile and medium distance races. There are a bunch of race combinations that give extra stats. You can look those up on a guide site. A big part of the scenario is the amount of stats you gain from racing so a high race bonus is considered the main component of trackblazer
>>580532037Triple crown(miled/medium/long) and triple tiara (mile/medium) are the two race schedules commonly used in trackblazer because their epithets give the most stats. If your uma cant run mile and medium turf races she's already behind btw, which is another reason people hated that scenario.
>>580532112How to find a girlfriend like this???
>>580532558>need Epiphaneia if front main>She's Front Dwhy is she good? her unique? Looks like a definite borrowuma, if she's even all that useful.
>>580532721just look here a sec...
>>580532769>borrowumaHaha funny you say that. Care to guess what wacky and crazy mechanic cygames introduced regarding borrowing umas who can evolve their unique?
>>580532769She's a parent. A required parent.>Borrow UmaHer unique inherit only evolves if you own her.
>>580532680>epithetI recall seeing that as a title on my Falco. Do I just spam these?https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknames
>>580532037https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585200Triple Crown (Satsuki Sho, Japanese Derby, Kikuka Sho) = Turf Mile to Long race schedule or Turf Medium to Long race scheduleTriple Tiara (Oka Sho, Japanese Oaks, Shuka Sho) = Turf Mile to Medium race schedule or Turf Sprint to Medium race scheduleAs you complete races you gain Epithets, the trackblazer scenario gives +5/+10/+15 to two random stats for gaining certain epithets.https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585704Seriously there is no reason to know all of this anymore, the scenario sucks and it also has been powercrept by Unity and Our Grand Concert
>>580528970basically, yeah>buy manuals, especially for your primary stats>buy carats>buy 40% and 60% megaphones, use them on exceptionally good training days (hopefully summers)>some mood+ items/recoveries like hand cream etc>mash rival races, get 40-45 wins if possible. it takes a bit of practice, but you'll develop an instinct of what to buy when
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/qVm9johttps://jiggie.fun/qVm9johttps://jiggie.fun/qVm9jo
>start doing ace runs>4 borrows later passable ace is already slopped upwell that was easy, good parents go very long way
>>580532898
why is this thread obsessed with V?
>>580532883Yeah those titles are what I'm talking about. Since they give stats you want to hunt for specific ones, meaning your schedule was pretty hard locked to either the Tiara or Crown path.You can look up uma race agenda planners that'll tell you what the optimal routes and races are.
Must be /Uma/ Club schizos
>>580532883Yes. If your uma can run sprint/mile/medium/long AND dirt you can get some hefty, hefty stat bonuses.
>>580533279you gotta drip feed the propaganda bro, not dump it all at once
>>580533332nah
CM20 status?The Long Front parents on Chronogenesis are lacking...
>>580533658retard
>>580532850>Global Scout Date: April, 20, 2029NIGGA THAT'S 3 GODDAMN YEARS AWAYI have fucking time for this, even if she's required, and she's so recently debuted I don't believe any meta around her is going to be solid yet.
good night
>>580532391>she looks cute though. Damn cute, I will not lieExcuse the shitty song, not my video
>>580533658Looping, I imagineYou should expect to see good ones to borrow starting a week out from the CM
>>580533205>>580533290Is there a way to save all the races as a plan ingame so that I don't have to reschedule every time?
>>580533970Yeppers, Agenda Planner
>>580533717
>>580533970yes. when you're scheduling races you can select to save the races as an agenda so you only have to do it once.
>>580533970on the right side of the screen you can save agendas so you only have to manually create them once, yes.
>>580531625>be born>too retarded to live by myself because i almost killed myself as a toddler a few times>grow up to become a failure>on top of that i discover depression, schizophrenia (the real one) and autism history on both of my parent's familiesI mean, sure, long and healthy Not necessarily fulfilling but I can do those two
>>580534054Lemon...
I have literally not touched anything on the far right tab... didn't even know it existed.
>I need the gold skill from Mejiro Ardan and Super Creek, I'll put them in my deck>Neither card even begins their support chain>But don't worry here's ABOUT 20 CARDS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN YOUR FUCKING DECKAHAHAHAHAAREN'T YOU JUST SO SILLYAREN'T YOU SUCH A GOOFY GOOBER
>>580533845>go to sleep>nishino in my bed, on my lap>furious sex until morning>no sleepWorth it
>>580534182Oh yeah, say hello to your new best friendIt's surprisingly fun to schedule races, have funt. mant apologist
>>580534182btw the game runs faster if you switch from the log tap to any other tap on pc
MANT is the best scenario because you cam absolutely steer a run with poor rng into something decent. Unity is fun despite having rng mechanics, popping blues/pinks on stam/guts/pow doesn't feel that badGrand Live is a fucking brick wall that you have zero control over. If it's dogshit its dogshit. Zero recourse.
muteki
FIVE RUNS STARTEDZERO MADE IT PAST Y1I FUCKING HATE GRAND LIVE
>>580534657>mant is good because you can turn dogshit into a less dogshit (it's still shit and you wasted 40 minutes)
>>580534694Cuteki
>>580534770Isn't that all scenarios but -10 minutes and you can't fix shit runs?
cute
>>580534876El is a very cute uma
>>580534859why would I want to "fix" a shit run in the first placeturning absolute shit into less of a shit doesn't change the fact it's still shitatleast I know the run is bricked 5 minutes in GL
>>580534948it gives you good karma for your next run with the uma
>>580534876Can't wait to meet my new father
Between the gay Chiyoposter and the uma&co danchou, can Chiyono's image ever be redeemed?
I guess something like this for classic?
>>580535075in this general? on this schizo infested website? nah, its joever
>>580534876El a cute
>>580534750I believe you in you brianbro...there's always tomorrow's borrows.
>>5805351033 races in a row should be your max, otherwise you get increasing odds for mood downs and skin condition. 4 you can go for if you have healing items.
>>580534948Turn your shit ace run into a good parent/fan runOn GL it's shit ace and bad parent or a scoop
>>580535075They are the same person?
>>580535202that was then I don't give a fuck about parent runs when auto is already a thingyou MANT apologists just want to act like contrarians for no reason
>>580535193thanks but if it goes on like this I'll be forced to send in my shitty Flash with 2 debuffers. I'm barely generating fans for my club too.
>>580534657Both MANT and NUnity let you play around low/zero energy and I love that kind of risky play. Doing the fall triple crown run with no energy and heals on standby is fun, and having the option to push forward with a pink bubble instead of resting feels great. I know you can sometimes get energy in the shop in GL but it's almost never there when I need it.
>>580535307
>>580531148Aww alright
>>580535075but I like both
El has the most fuckable ears
>>580535282>you can auto after starting manuallolYou're literally being contrarian for no reason just because someone said he liked mant lmao
Dancho Cup Autum Triple Crown is so far away...can't they host something now?
>>580535385did she really do this?
>>580535493
https://youtu.be/WrymFqwvaoo
>>580535518you can make parents during auto, yessurely you already have good enough parents on your own that you don't need to use borrows to make parents, right?
>>580535493>>580535604IS SHE HUGGING AMAN????
>>580535307>>580535390You guys should try picking an uglier character to use for your annoying spam. No matter how hard you work at it, you are not going to make me dislike whoever that is, or Symboli Kris S. But you actually have a chance of making that rat-looking one with the glasses seem even less appealing than she already does on her own. Please go back to spamming her, if you must spam. Or Stego, she's already a well-established variety of annoying noise here.
>>580534876el is surprisingly wholesome despite having indecent breasts
I have a schizo theoryif you get levels of support card event chain up, due to a severe oversight by Cygames genius programming staff, it lowers the chances of you getting your own support chains, and raises the chances of getting somebody the fuck else'sThis can't be a coincidence, far too many of my support chains haven't even fucking started
>>580534750what makes you quit a run by end of Junior Year? Is there a checklist you've got where>if X doesn't happen, run is almost certainly unsalvageable
>>580535604>>580535493https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/149500189
It's time for men.
>started the day with 2 fan runs>only 5 carats from one of themYeah danchou, not today
>>580535671>moving the goalpost>changing the subject entirely>arguing with his own strawmanSure, keep arguing against your own mind schizo, doesn't change the fact GL is worse than MANT
did the yakuza give up on trying to murder anyone that posts uma porn
If only there was a Mejiro nearby that I could use and breed.
>>580535671borrow parents will always > my parents because pool is larger. They're also good for 9* blues/pinks, which I don't have many of, particularly in stamina>only 4 3* stam umas in almost 1500 careersBut I have decent parents, otherwise
>>580535804What does this have to do with UmaMusume: Pretty Derby?
>>580535804>The creator turned comments offhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm curious that
>>580535914yeah, I'm sure the scenario that killed already 3 servers is so good, contrarian-kun
I just put like $5 for carats for fan runs
>>580535797Light Hello didnt show upDidnt get enough songs (ideally 4, 3 is OK if you got the 3 friendshipe TE songs)failed too many trainings
>>580535928They only do it with human made porn posted on social media by japanese artists that can be traced and identified, mostly because nips themselves report them lolThat's why clankers and anyone outside their turf can do it and go unpunished
Here is your Pretty Derby
>>580535737?
>>580535848do not put bell-chan and this neo lolcow together
>>580535928>le yakuzaretard
>>580536151>prettyanon...
>>580536003It's not for the reason you think basically this dude milked his patreoncucks for years for 9 (NINE) pages where nothing happens
Time to kick back and chow down!
>>580535952Mh?What's that?Mejiro?To be used and bred? To be fucked and drowned in tasty cum? To be pumped until my- her womb is hit by a semen deluge?I-I wouldn't know about that...
>neicha>low quality postclockwork
I'M RICH
>>580536278Is it tho? Feels like this (usually) chill artist making simple art suddenly makes cuck shit, which he knew would result in negative replies.Either way he made some funny choices here, may it be for patreon, tags or comment section.
Why did Dober attract cucks and faggots
>>580536278QRD please?
ntr is hot and I'm tired of ppl pretending it's not
>>580536493reverse ntr is hot, I'll give you that
>>580536265PRETTTYY DERRBBBYYYY UWAAAAAA
>>580536367if carats had the same value as the 1960's dollar, just how expensive is an uma assuming the 30,000 carat guaranteed spark?
>>580536493The only ones who can't see it are literal cucks
>>580536167Stop trying (even if you don't know you're doing it) to make hot characters less appealing by linking them to annoying 4chan spammers. They are fine as they are. Let the professionals roll out the characters on their own schedule. They will be okay without the help of 4chan retards. You don't need to "promote" them by turning them into annoying noise.
>>580531625
>>580536461she likes MEN
>>580536493I too like Narita Top Road
>>580536493Whatever you say Mr. Schekelstein
>>580536461i only post her when making MEN jokes but it's not surprising that some unsavory folk latched onto her
>>580536003>>580536428>>580536686Sillius my beloved...
>>580536471not much else to say reallythe first 60 pages were done in 2023 and the rest were just drip fed to his fanbox cucks since then
>>580536493it's basic
>>580536672uh oh melty
>>580536650blessed artist>>580536712so mindbroken
>>580536461She won me my second plat title so I have an attachment to her and want to fix her man hatred by impregnating her
>>580536686>helping teio this is how you know sillyus is evil.
>>580536461If you know Dobers personality it shouldn't be too hard to understand why
>>580536493ntr is hot, cucking my trainee with a ningen woman is peak
This thread is smelly, UGH
>>580536879>drip feeding cuck porn for years on end, for a singular mangaholy shit this is hilarious, even more so as it clearly seemed to have worked
>>580536939Shalom
>>580536689>>580536727M-M-M-M-M-MEEEEN?
Alright I got 2nd in every single classic G1. I think it was too early for me to try this mode.
okay time to finally make an ace
>>580537078now imagine playing a late surger or end closer where any race you can just randomly lose because you got blocked by an npc
>>580537046make it less obvious you're from one of those shitholes
>>580537078MANT is dogshit, dont worry about. I only use it to farm fans in auto. Best to play around URA/Unity
>>580537028That seems to be the new meta for them, I've seen way too many of those galleries on sadpanda where they just update a couple pages every month and lock it behind patreon or some shitBut I guess they love to get cuck content and cucked of their content lmao
>>580537093Good luck bro
Bullying KS Miracle with dirt Uma.
>>580537009cumming inside dober's shampoo bottle so she smells like me after a shower
defiling and stretching dober's tight virginal umanko with my massive manly male moid phallus
>>580535574
so what exactly is Cygames' logic for RELOADING THE ENTIRE GAME whenever there is even the slightest connection issue?
>>580537273>espoBASED>>580537235Those galleries I can get behind when it's singular random images, that's very much normal and nothing new for artist using pixiv/patreon/whatever.However, seeing THIS kind of fuckery is new to me, but I'm also no expert.>cucks getting cucked by drip feeding10/10 bis idea I'd say
Would Dober like me? I have a small phimosis dick and balding
>>580537418giwtwm
>>580536892Speaking of spammers - here's "it's funny to repeat the thing that everybody recognizes" guy. Yes guy, chicken jockey indeed!
In the last 3 days I've lost 2 daily legend races to Taiki Shuttle. Every time I'm using a mood up unless I'm Great and my bakushin is A mile A sprint and higher stats than her with like 20 skills. I have no idea what's wrong?
>>580537731holy reddit
be kind.
>>580537776Wow I recognize that meme too! You're the funniest!
>>580537837rewind
>>580537837I'll be VERY kind to her elderly manko
>>580537560You sound just like Curren Chan's type
>>580521006I wasn't planning for it, but I'll join if you're okay with a retard who play in spurts and might leave at any time because of that (after the month ends, don't worry)I have already done this in three different clubs not because I like club hopping, but I can't stand playing this game for long periods of time. I can do around 3-5M daily.If that's okay with you mambros, I'm in
>>580536961Dober seething and complaining about having a MAN'S filthy semen fertilize her egg and having to carry his baby in her belly whenever he's within earshot but speaking to it lovingly when she thinks he isn't nearby
>>580537924those titties would fucking devour my dick
>>580537273>bullying a terminally ill girl who is barely keeping her feelings in checkSick
we like wakipais here
>>580538064Dober looks like the kind of girl who'd have sex with her trainer, get impregnated, raise a child, then repeat the cycle, just for the sake of "research"
>>580538235>>580538274lots of wholesome sex with chevachi to make her thing
>>580535737>schizo thinks people post images on an imageboard specifically to spite him>doesnt understand that people dump art of their favorite character in every general on this board>no, he thinks hes being targetted specifically
Umama status?V status?
>>580537910Only two weeks until she's real. the game will be saved.
threesome with taiki and dober while taiki guides dober on how to please me
>>580538557>taiki pushes dober to fuck trainer>dober sucks at it>taiki sits and guides dober into being a proper sex haver>then fucks trainer to show her how it's doneWholesome
>>580538519
>>580538424also digitan is there the whole time to sketch>>580538432chevacchi preg is cute
>i can feel my throat getting dryI'm getting sick danchou, sorry no more runs
these girls are nothing compared to me.
Umadol factory
>>580538709>nips when getting the common cold
>>580538504God you are stupid. Is that what you really took from that or are you just trolling?
>>580538709coat your throat with some healthy, ice cold uma milk
>>580538148She'll run it off.
>>580529259This is actually so based. He's like Ryan for real, lifting heavy.
dying general
>>580539020Tyler...
>>580538753i don't care about youthe cf never wins
>>580539053A huge loss for the umilitary
>>580538059I forwarded it to mambchou, hell make the call
>>580529259These four guys below him could be in /uma/ club but they look like flatliners thanks to him kek
>chiyo? haha funny dog>chiyo today? haha funny erp tranny poster>buebue? haha funny cf so cute>buebue today? haha tranny self insertingalways makes you wonder what uma these suicide losers are going to ruin next
i want to fuck horse
>>580538753real?
>>580539345That's how you get centaurs
>>580539345same, pic related
>>580539357very
>>580530197Yeah you're 100% not in the club
hornse
I bought a game and cant even play it 6h after launch
>>580539202and still they can't lift the rank, actually incredible how heavy the leeches areTyler the Sisyphus
>umama is bue posting after the SiL melty earlier
>>580539403BLUE BOARD, MAN
>>580539552V...
>>580539509Must be a really shitty game...That or you paid like $8 for it on sale
Guess the Club
>>580539452I believe it.
>>580539725Mambo
180 days...
>>580539725mambwo....
>>580539685Its a 40$ game but I did pay 23 for it on a key site
>>580539736how reassuring.
>>580539141many are doing this
I got hit with the duplicate image 4 times for the exact 4 dober images what the fuck
>>580519926That isn't even remotely her anymore.
My sources tell me Sakura Laurel is stable.Please god.
>>580539993>his images were used for ERPing in the threadlmao
>>580539917do your best, I'll be around.
>>580539993marefuckers general
hag sex
How is it that people can be bored enough to engage in listless, extremely slow pseudo-ERP that never goes anywhere, yet not bored enough to work on a jigsaw puzzle?
>>580539993Half of them were ME!AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!
>>580540014Excellent observation anon.Says a lot about Ryan.
>>580520743Eishin Flash is just weird. Average anons aren't into ballcrushing.
>>580540285i woudld rather jong
>>580540271It would be so easy for the producers of these images to buff out the stupid ring-shaped reflections before publishing...
Didn't get to click stam as much as I wanted, and I'm missing DD despite purchasing skills beforehand to try and increase my odds. Thoughts?I am once again Creekpilled after putting Bakushin back in my deck as my second speed, she's doing well. Teio helps too
>>580540271>enormous tits but with pathetic hips/waistmeh
>>580540285Jigsaw puzzles are too complicated for me...
>>580540464Ask your club retard
>>580540285I did that for a bit and eventually stopped having to do itt. So now I simply do something that's actually fun when I'm bored. It's crazy how that works.
>>580540707O are we too busy posting intelligent commentary to discuss a mere video game
>>580540464you're missing 100 stamina, probably fine if you don't find any evil naties (you will)
>>580540421the good stuff
>>580540494
>>580540869Second wind to kill itself too
>>580540464>700+1 goldSolid 6-7th place
>>580539175I applied in-game. Feel free to accept it or not.
>>580540869ye 800 is the goal, along with a ton of whites along with the goldhave no idea why I stopped using this variation of the deck when I've gotten this statline beforethis would be instant game over
I had a dream this morning about living in a college dorm with a bunch of people, including one girl who somehow turned out to be Nice Nature. She was mistreated by the group in some way that wasn't clear to me (I wasn't present when the main part of it happened) and she became depressed and moved out. This left me feeling resentful toward the other people in the dorm.
Mares are very gentle.
>>580535103Also you won't get the consequences of running 3+ in a row (and/or having 0 energy) on late-Dec.
>>580540779Yeah. What's your favprote piece of modernist literature? I know Ulysses is a popular pick, but I found a bit crass (I understand that that's the whole point)
>>580540464That's just barely enough Stam to survive but you're dead if there's a Murmur. Rushed on it's own might kill you too
>>580540981
>>580540969i don't follow
>>580540464buying second wind on this is very funny
SAVE ME FROM THE MURMURS CREEKY MOMMY AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>580541030>810 gutssex, that's a winning statline if you have the skills
>>580541181it was never meant to be in the final product, just tossed it in if there's a 2000m room match or something
>>580541096
This is the most important decision a Late main will make in their time playing Umamusume.
>>580540707He won't because not infesting these threads would be "losing" in his mind
>>580541185MURMUR ISN'T DEPENDENT ON FOV
>>580541597kwab
Just you
>>580541008yea we're waiting on danchud to wake up
>>580541345Youve expanded your roster of cards not worth rolling for I see
>>580540464This explodes
For fuck’s sake
>>580541792I have simply included the cards that are on the banner with Biko/Brian, so one may make a wholly informed decision
>>580541923
>>580541597i liked the anime part where she did this then moved a plate out of the way and said dozo
>>580541345nah
>>580541621we said "stop being a tranny", actually
>>580541923I hate her so much it’s unreal
>>580542082>wealso no need to be jealous
>>580541345>>580541792It ends up sort of being the difference between FineMo/KawaPri and Curren/ZRR banners
>>580541963Ok fair enough.I think the Brian and Air Groove banner is really good in isolation but scenario meta just makes it unappealing. Brian can probably be slotted in in both in GM and Larc but Air Groove will be hard to justify in GM already with Ramonu being as good as she is and you usually having to use Natie with her.
>>580541778sex with somesex with bothsex with bothsex with both sex with both sex with all threesex with bothsex with all three
>>580542414The idea with Air Groove is you use her and Ramonu (if you are rolling for Ramonu) and loop Slick Surge while borrowing the distance specific accel option so you more consistently fire it from further upLess gambly, more consistent, Late dominance
>>580542840>>580542840>>580542840>>580542840
>uggo threadugh
>>580542657Slick surge is also on Pokke as a hint I think so I can see the vision there.I still dont think either of those banners are good (didnt even mention Biko because I think that card isnt even worth considering), but the Brian/Groove banner I can at least understand. Dont know how many distance specific accels we'll actually have access to though.
>>580539505
>>580536278man I should really learn to draw
