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Fuji Kiseki
hi
ewww a ryan thread
My pov every morning
>>580542914
Digitan LOVE
Everyone loves Ryan
Autis/uma/ RyanDanchClassic example of sunken cost fallacy mixed with "big fish in a small pond" syndrome.By staying in a dying group where they hold influence and championing an unpopular character, they maximize their personal control and uniqueness, which they would lose in a larger, healthier community.Here is how their need for control and niche tastes drive this behavior:Why They Won't Let Go of a Dying GroupGuaranteed Authority:In a thriving, "greener" pasture, they would just be another regular member. In a dying group, competition disappears. They can easily dominate the narrative and become the central figure or leader.The "Captain Goes Down with the Ship" Complex:They view staying behind as a sign of superior loyalty. It allows them to gatekeep the group’s legacy and judge those who leave as "fake" or disloyal.Control Over Environment:A small, stagnant group is highly predictable. New or larger groups bring unpredictable social dynamics, which threatens a control-oriented person's comfort zone.Why They Champion the Unpopular CharacterMonopoly on Ownership:If a character is widely loved, everyone talks about them. By fiercely defending an unpopular character, this person faces zero competition. They get to claim total "ownership" over that character's fandom space.The Martyr/Underdog Persona:Liking an unpopular character allows them to frame themselves as intellectually superior—someone who "truly understands" complex writing that the mainstream public is too basic to appreciate.
>>580542935but ryan is adorable...
hey
Tachyon LOVEPokkute
>>580542963>dober>uglywhat the HECK!?>>580542978a classic!
fixed
>>580542840RYAN LOVE
>>580542976You're sleeping besides a black who manhattan cafe is in love with?Fucking cuck
>580543038>reddit spacing>ai>too longsorry! dont care!
>>580543129I think that guy is Moroccan
Going in completely blind. All I know is 4 lives ready for 5 or something.
>>580543063
>melty so early in the thread
>>580543129I'm clearly self inserting as Sundayman
doto.........
Taking my trainee Dober out for recreation and inviting Ryan to tag along just to fuck Ryan loudly behind a tree while Dober is within earshot waiting for us to finish so she gets her mood up and +10 energy.
I love everything about Ryan except for her fashion sense
>>580543038Okay Umagrok
>>580543038or hes just autistic bwo. thats a simpler explanation
>>580543038nyooo my club drama job is being taken by AI....
>>580543242Go get 'em tiger
I love everything about Ryan except for her hair, face, clothes, hobbies, personality
>>580543063Fake and gay. Laisu is Pearl shapped.
>>580543271So you're ALSO fucking that guy cafe is in love with?Based
>Only 14 posts out of 33 not filtered...
>>580543371
>>580542840>>580543037>>580543085do u think she's proud that her daughter got railed by everyone?
>>580543045They're straight up just the same guy. what the fuck
I think this outfit is too revealing for my daughter.
Hyeeeh!
>>580543515yeah probablyjust like her romance manga
>>580543280meanwhile dober behind the tree
>>580543572
mambwos....
>>580543038Stop being mean to Ryanfag...
Chocolate milk or regular milk?
>>580543621So it happened AGAIn
Fellow Currenbro, I know you have a piece of what you think is drama from our club that you wanted to post in this new thread, but, can you keep it to yourself this time? Nobody would care and nobody needs to know, can you not do it this time? Pretty please?
>>580543528French Teio smells more ripe
>>580543272
>>580543664HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>580543358Which danchos are autistic?
>fast learner with no stroll hints award
...
>>580543731Every Curren drama poster has unreleased club drama saved, this doesn't narrow it down at all
I love my genius wife!
Remember: Taiki is your friend. She fights so you can fuck Dober.
>>580543731>laughs and propagates club drama>uuuh pwease don't do it to meNo fuck you RELEASE THE TAPES
>>580543843autistic>autis/uma/>/uma/club>uma&co>tamalove>umadashnot autistic>dacchis>mambo>brick-182>honsefun>buttsweat
>>580543045>>580543528>>580543760sex with japanese and french as a side dish
>>580542840I want to ruin her abs with repeated pregnancies
>>580543546You're lucky with that pick then since most people here do not want to fuck falco. congrats
Are these songs something to prioritize over the correct training, as in rush to get dance and visual to get this speed gain thing? I got lucky because they were both in the speed training though.
>>580543960The fact that even worked makes me question a few things
What's with Danchous of dying clubs being top fan earners? I thought it was just Autis/uma/ but the same thing is happening with Mambo too
>>580543664Fuji's condensed milk...>>580543960>taiki hugs and fugs you>also wants other umas to hug and fug youWhat a bro
>>580543991>mambo>not autistcouting yourself I see
>>580544032Unruinable! She will only become stronger
Curren is cute even when she pisses herself
>>580542060
>>580543271great choice.
>>580544142/uma/ club applications
>>580544082friendship training effect > specialty prio > support chainas for the statsskill point gain > power gain > speed gain > flat stats > the rest
>>580544082Anon the top song is way more important than the other two...
>>580544198no proof
>>580543843autistic>autis/uma/>/uma/club>mambo>brick-182not autistic>dacchis>tamalove>umadash>uma&co>honsefun>buttsweat
>>580544082the scenario is so rng that every training that doesnt have cards to boost friendship on and also give a token you need is a bad turn. You have until the season (before the end of the year and before summer, so 5 seasons total with 2 in y2 and y3) to buy the songs though, so no rush necessarily.
>>580543841the end result of hishiama sexo
>>580544247Yes but this had Falco's picture on it.
>>580544085Just be happy you have a friend like Taiki!
>>580544272Swap bricked with UmaDash
V status?Umama status?
>>580544148those abs will insure her labors are quick and the subsequent impregnations quicker
>>580544082Make sure to check these sites to learn how to GL, as it can be easy to forget some aspectshttps://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/607337Some songs are better than others, but this one has a good list so you can choose the best ones you've got available. If you want further explanations you can always ask why X is better than Yhttps://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/611831Good luck
>>580544397deadflourishing
>>580544397nonenone
>>580544395qrd?
Every time a Dober ERPer makes a menpost it reminds me of this
>>580544318BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>580544384Taiki should just fill out the trainer apartment sleepover form.
>>580544397V is depressed and suicidalUmama is having fun with his new dacchis
>>580544442Her tits also indicate she'll be an amazing mother, and will provide nutritious milk to our many babies
>>580544397You retarded chimps do nothing but loop through the same drama on a daily basis. What the fuck is wrong with SEAmonkeys? Get a fucking life.
>>580544082all the songs suck except skill point, +stamina stats and friendship
>>580544318So fucking true.......
>>580544397Uma&cord and club chat has been become real quiet after xhe leftplease come back
https://poal.me/llp0uhttps://poal.me/llp0uhttps://poal.me/llp0u
>>580544082you don't even look at the top stat unless it's skill point bonus, and you don't pick anything besides friendship eff unless>there's no friendship eff>you're way too behind in songs with not enough time to catch up if you buy friendship eff (but the run is likely bricked here anyway)
>>580544512UmaDash Danchou has spreadsheet autismBricked Danchou is a literal who not Hayashi
>>580544530The last sitcom that made me laugh...Now I'll join in the Dober ERP lol
>poal[-]
>>580544452Thanks but I'll try to play blind for my first run. Got 2nd of Falco's song so this has to be the run.
>>580544717Spreadsheets for what purpose
>>580544535That form is antiquated. Students shouldn't need to fill it out anymore, when they could just use an online app to quickly send in their requests.
>>580543045me on the right
>>580544803
>>580544674how would I know? I'm not a club hopping whore
>>580544794Based. Godspeed
>>580544794It's literally the Falco scenario. Have fun newbro
>>580544803fancountsAnd it's a way for club members to fun post without a cord
Reading Yamanin's character story. I like her silly wind dialogue. A shame I cannot afford to roll for her.
I'm dying of fever and I'm glued to my bed. Which Uma would help me recover the fastest?
>>580544257You are unfortunately correct, but you should take my word for it.
Clubs carried by danchodes>autis/uma/>tamalove>uma&co>dacchis>mambo>brick-182>honsefunLeech danchodes>/uma/club>umadash>buttsweat
>>580545018Nice Nature and King Halo are the obvious answers, but I'm guessing you want someone out of the ordinary?
>>580545018Tachyon
>>580544812Bro... it's called "sleepover form", but in reality it's...
>>580545018just take the mercuro stuff you'll be fine
>>580544951rerun next year
>>580545018Aichan, her body temperature is so high she would kill all your body germs.
>>580544530I WHEEZED
>finally check our clubs fan graphs>do 5-10 600k loopa runs daily>not even breaking top 10 in fanswhat the fuck, I mean good for us but are they just doing fan runs with carats all day?
>>580545093which is more morally correct though...
>>580544673Everyone is on vacation come back next week
>>580545154I think that is just Doto lying to you again. Evil Uma.
>>580545180AiTore...
>>580544673Proofs? You have a leaker anyway
what if all danchodes that carry their clubs, and the top 3 earners from each of their clubs joined to make a super clubwhat rank would they be
>>580545209Mam/Uma/Clubbwo.....
>>580544530I think this is the chemo we need to finally get rid of doberposters
I see tiny Falco here so I guess this counts as her third song.
>>580545228Danchud should hover around the third quartile
were umas the first horse girls ever in anime?
consider
>>580545093My Danchou is a top 10 fan earner THO
>>580545513No
>>580544530What kind of Uma edits could be made out of Two and Half Men?
juvenile fillies
>>580545367The Danchocord is a thing. Minus the autistic ones
End of first year. Was a tiny bit disappointed that Falco had her mouth closed at the end of the 1st concert.
Two and a half men?I don't think I can take that many...
>>580545121that fucker is going to change that one day recovery into a visit to the ER.
>>580545367gwo that already happened, what do you think /uma/club poaching was
>>580545581Goldshi family focus and Stego being the kid
Just how many Falco songs are there in this mode? I need to collect them all.
Holy shit, Sprint is actually gambling.
>>580545560Criteria for not being a leech is top 3, sorry
Brick-182 has one spot left just (You)A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
ikuno...........dictus
>>580544951Yamanin Zephyr career drinking game where you take a shot every time she makes a wind analogy
>>580545729>the anti umanko, leaks and shitposting took a nosedive after the poachingI'M NYOOOOOOOTICING
>>580545729what about the fake mambo...
>>580544318I kneel
>>580545953Same but with spe and oguri scenes where food is involved in any capacityOr Tickezo crying
>>580545985Were you not here last thread
Do I actually need Light Hello?
>>580545953Wouldn't that just kill you?
>>580546114I have a life
>>580546158not necessarily, but you'd better hope you get rainbow trainings instantly, and then get stupid lucky with where your second set of points go
>>580546158I dare you to get 4 songs in junior year without her.
>>580546230Can you tell me about it?
what if i raped the stillposter
>>580545936does she do anything in particular?
>>580546318She's good for your dicktugs.
>>580546158>>580546250>>580546284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqn5EZC4Dp0
>>580546318She makes my dick hard
>>580546318she fucks really well
>>580545386The Runaway Sistershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chcqxZTFs64
>>580545817Tsuru!
cm20 report for late/end gamers
>>580546158she drastically raises your floor. In theory you dont and the biggest highrolls this scenario wont feature her, but good luck getting one of those runs going.
>>580545936many are saying this
where are mambo's recruiting poststhey are funny
>>580546318being cute!
>>580546372buy an ad
>>580544605do you think she would drink her own milk since it's so protein rich?
Ok end of classic year. I haven't really been optimizing but looks very fun so far. The little dances are also very stupid looking when Falco is doing them and I love it.
Hello.Motherfuckers.Can one of you guys list the meta cards for the next 2 years?
>>580546475She would never, because that's solely for her kid and a little for me
>>580545018creek would breastfeed you back to health
>>580546604Oh wait it's only the first half.
>>580546637no because you reuploaded
>deleted
wahey
>>580546637Hello hot stuff
>>580545358
>>580546637Generalist or style specific? And only if you ask nicely and dont call me a motherfucker
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/qVm9jo>https://jiggie.fun/qVm9johttps://jiggie.fun/qVm9jo>https://jiggie.fun/qVm9johttps://jiggie.fun/qVm9jo
>>580546807Thank you
>>580545175Decided to just do a cheeky tenner. Got Steampunk Ticket.
>>580546837
>>580546395Rooting for you mambwo
>>580546667I WANT SUPER CREEK'S REVITALIZING MILK SO BAD
call me a brokie now
>>580547017That was V bwo
>>580547051hit or miss is whitecore
>>580547127now draw her tripping over and falling on top of it
>>580547051>>580547183It's niggerfied white zoomiecore
I only have 2 songs here, am I screwed?
>>580547318you wont get the extended good concert at the end
>make awful post>self delete>now schizo thinks it was Vthis is the new meta
>>580547318RIP
>>580547318>buying the +2guts songkek
Should I delete Sm*rt F*lcon from my account?
>>580547202Why is Curren so mean to Mia Khalifa?
Vivlos would probably ruin me financially
>>580547484fuck, marry, kill
Kingu is kinda a first rate cutie...
>>580547127See? Seeding you in and out was worth the money in the end
>>580547520>Mia Khalifewho's this bitch? some 3D whore?
>>580547282what the hell does this even means?
>>580547318You should be able to finish the career, at least, since winning the finale isn't super difficult.
>>580547397you actually still can if you get 18 songs total by the end. great hype is optional
>>580547501I have curren (evil) and don't want that devil of babylon anywhere near me. we can trade
>>580547614Yeah. The song Curren is lip-syncing is a diss track.
>>580546417Christmas Vodka has speed carryover unique + NSM + a 0.45 speed gold. She's probably up there too
>>580547679Really? I thought great hype every time was mandatory. Interesting...
>>580547625lil gup thinks hes part of the cool crowd
>>580547523hi, charles from victoria frontier here
Post Shortstacks
>>580547748good. Whores are disgusting and they should be shamed at every opportunity
What's stopping me from having this?
I am now reading Inari One's character story. She's cute, I want to kiss her forehead.
>>580547973standards
>>580547973You're not Japanese. Japanese girls who believe in racial purity will only marry Japanese trainers.
Stop posting Zenno Rob Roy I can't afford to roll for her
>>580544906Leak the UmaDash ERP Spreadsheets
>>580547917
>>580547765possible, this only has released umas
>>580547875>deleted
>>580546417which of these sites has the uma ranking thingy
>>580548092
Rice Cake
>>580546807Can someone update this image but with current JP cards up to the ramen scenario?
>>580548092don't worry bwo, she's a pace
I am actually free of the yoyo, for good. I need to spend a day training girls I want to boost bond with so I can replace them for the remainder of the week.
>>580547202thanks ill use this one
>83 days until CB debuts as a scoutable uma
Damn, I only have 16 after the 4th concert.
>>580548250Congrats StegoCHAD
umass
dozo
>>580548126I can see one of you madmen making a team with those three.
>>580548371just hit 18 before early december
>>580548242Why? Just add the scenario links, Ebayan, Doto and Efforia
>>580548395windy is not a mare, she should not be wearing this.
Sillyposters are A-OK in my book.
rooma76622962
>>580548613And I shouldn't fertilize her, but here we are
This weekend's graded races, both G2 races are trial races, St.Lite Kinen is a trial for Kikuka Sho and Rose Stakes is a trial for Shuka Sho
>>580548371You're on track, 4 per concert
pronunciation guide:spee as in speedchang as in changspee-chang
>>580548117I'm not there anymore so I can't
falco looks like she has low self-esteem and would sleep with any dude who begged her or was pushy
>>580548748is this the first windy fan in /uma/?
>>580548774
Eishin Flash scheduled a breastfeeding session to me...What the..
>>580549018>a leech was caught and eliminatedmany such cases, our danchou is truly vigilant
>>580549037No woman is like this in real life
Curren Chan does all the social media work because she knows she is not cute enough to get what Falco earns by just being round.
Soon.
>>580549018Expected more from you
>>580548774had to clip this
>>580548613new tracen rules, all stallions must wear burumas
Roomba65059972
>>580549101
>>580549113Rude, I actually got poached, I didn't flatline>>580549220Sorry gwo, maybe a guy in UmaDash will leak it if their Danchou quits
>>580548783I'm excited for the Rose Stakes. I follow most of the horses that are going to participate. I'll be rooting for Sweet Happiness
>>580547501Get her banana alt
>>580549307Which one poached you
Please God let Meisho Tabaru win the Arc because it would be so fucking funny.
sex
>>5805492476/9Don't be scared to join; xog, debuffers, everything is fair game for simming realistic cm19 finals
Kitasan chain didn't finish but Oguri did, had me way too tense when Oguri finished 3 turns before URA Finale. Outside of that and maybe one stamina click, I can't expect to get a better Yae. Now to play around with Finemo.
>>580549465umaoooo
>>580549526Ty for open spectate. Did you need groundwork and TTL on Suzuka?
So this friendship training effectiveness thing, is it only for that specific stat? Like the guts song only for guts training?
>>580549624no it's for every rainbowrainbow training = friendship training
>>580549525catbox ded?
>>580549745I think that file in particular, too bad I don't have it
prostitute
>>580549617Nah. As you can see I somehow fucked myself and Suzuka decided to zoom away and block angling. It's a coin toss with runaways. Probably more to do with getting stuck behind tachyon in the no passing zone however. I'd be livid if some shit like that happened in my finals.24861336
>>580549525
>>580549823Curren has a name
>>580549841I would move Tachyon as an end. Front dominators are always wonky
>>580549854Is that... a little pudge to Natie's tummy?
Are ya sirius?
>>580549854
>>580549406I want Million Crown to do well. It would be nice for Special Week's sire line to survive through him
>>580548191i maintain it at https://not-uma.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/I find the best way to use it is to set stats and add all of the skills you expect to get from your deck/parents, checkbox include current skills, and use your brain to click around and figure out who are some viable characters for you to make.Forced skill count conditions can be useful for if you're lazy. It'll figure out xoguri recoveries for you, or enable the groundwork/THH/uniques that need a certain # of skills so you dont have to fill out an entire build.Max stacks from other skills is mostly for the new tamamo unique (which that style of skills now works properly, checking for other skill procs during its duration instead of just guessing half overall value)Use common sense. Some uniques are unreliable but positional requirements are ignored (sim is 1v1). Sometimes you'll get plenty of skills from your cards/scenario so awakenings generally just show how easy they are to build outside of some key accels that can make a large difference if you cant get them another way. If you inherit a unique and include it in current skills, it'll then show you the value of swapping it out for the main one on that uma and note that.I mostly just made it for my own autism so the usage might be kind to explain or not that useful to most ppl
Guys why is an elementary school girl looking at me like this?
>>580549923Sex storage
>>580549841your room code is dead bwo
>>580549921Seiun passes Suzuka even less consistently if there's no spot struggle targets, I'll chalk this up to mostly a particularly bad result, I rarely see Seiun get clearly stuck like that.>>580550071Sorry, typo, 24971336
>>580549939Very
cm is ages away
>>580549939Forever sirius.
>>580550042it also runs much faster than any of the other sims because it only checks skill activations on their potential locations instead of checking every skill on every step (old programmer bad)
>>580550260anon...
Alright, was a bit worse than my last one in Unity but not bad for the first try. I think I can tell what the song priority is now that I've looked through all of them. I assume even if I can take more than 4 songs per concert, I should hold onto it so that I get all great successes or does that not matter? I only lost great success on concert 3.Oh and I chose the gold dirt skill over the gold scenario skill as I didn't have enough points at the end. And I really liked the Falco Suzuka Bourbon trio as I've seen Falco interact with them in multiple occasions in her scenario. Tachyon really felt out of place.
hahaha wouldn't it be funny if creek banner dropped right now
>curren troons are the new agnes trash poster
>>580550127More akin to the idea execution of the gameplan. Seiun nearly passed Suzuka in the early midrace, finnicky thing to tune it is.27434044Probably like 2 more.
>>580550127You just need to tweak Suzuka and give less midmace
>>580547051>deletedunusable sitewhat's next, am I going to get banned for rightfully calling a faggot a faggot
>>580550630She has mad dash (maybe), ramp up (doesn't work since she's not overtaking anyone), and early lead. And her unique. The rest is late race sp padding or debuffs. It's basically a wit thing, 1206 wit runaway is gonna pace up like crazy. This Suzuka is already quite undertuned as far as actual skills go.
>>580550596thanks for posting results
>>580550554
>>580550803is it that hard to not say bigoted things?
>>580550803you can say it just don't say it to a schizo who will get mad and report you
>>580550596Eishin flash!69767544
>>580550979he's so fucking cool
>>580550979
>>580551046you just need to not reply racist buzzwords to every posts you don't like
>>580551048
>>580551038yeah, actually. my speech is castrated in public enough as it is>>580551046I'll try but my schizo detectors are slowly getting replaced by pure mental retardation in real time
>>580550465There's some very slight variance depending on your deck but the current meta seems to be maxxing out friendship effectiveness followed by specialty priority. In that regard, you want 5 songs in junior year (all the friendship and single specialty) then only 3 songs each half of classic year (Skill point songs, Wit and Speed +2 plus 2 more of your choice) and finally as much friendship as you can in first half senior year (the two +10% priority then as many 5 as possible). No one cares about senior second half because it's much too late. Get minimum for Great success and 18 total songs. Is this easy to get? It's manageable but as always, depends on your deck.
>>580551249UNF
>>580551048>oguri activates everything>loses to the dominator baker womanI see, I'm having a dream right nowI'm glad I was able to improve a bit my Teio so she's no longer a bottom 3 uma...
>>580551162
>>580550979[YOUVE ALERTED THE HORSE]
>>5805510483 slots still open, last one
>>580551343
>>580551231That's a Herculean challenge for some people on this website
>>580551535She's not a filly, she's a silly!
>>580551356sexy ghost
>>580551473>spectator onno thx
Dog milk
>>580551413HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A NINGEN?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
honse posting?
I heard silly talking going on.
>>580551048Fuuuck, delayed angling, I might need to redo the Suzu, mad dash was pushing it. I feel like she usually doesn't do this, but will probably do more rooms later. Thanks fellas.
>>580551767perchance
>>580551249my paizuri slave!
>>580551850thx for hosting
>>580551847No silly talki going on, siriusly
honse
>>580551850You should be getting Nimble when you can if you want to do runaway strats
>>580551953It has fangs?!
>>580551989holy cute
>>580552008lol no
I love Rice
>>580551847Nope, this is a SERIOUS general. No jokes here.
>>580552025They don't call her "teethboli" for nyathing
Favorite Doomed Yuri?
>>580552008I didn't get it, but if I did I feel like I'd rather invest the sp into midrace for passing my runaway and other fronts more consistently rather than putting one foot into each case scenario. But that is assuming runaway is even a controllable thing to begin with, maybe you're right.
>>580552076Why not lol, it's cheap as fuck and will save you from cucking yourself if your Runaway blocks you
>>580546757I need Grass to rim me..>>580546807Man, Throne is so funny. It got even LESS Ace usability in Global than JP because of updated Unity dropping.
>>580552079I HATE RICE
>>580551989an animal as giant as horses will never trust you this much
Silly propaganda almost makes Fraudoli likeable
>>580551995
Sirius love
>>580551847
>>580549307not true, the only ones who've left UMADash were flatlining leeches, with one exception, and you're not a Ryanfag.
>>580552181Maybe with Seiun you don't need it since your Angling is way stronger, but I found it to be convenient on other Fronts.A bit less highrolly but more consistent is better for CMs imo
>>580552219horses are pretty loyal though
>>580545334cute.
>>580552237>almostNYOOOOO DON'T SHAY THAT
>>580552013Look at this fucking dork at their dumb new menko
Weiiover
>>5805520134 and it breaks a leg
>>580552345Then you're not looking back far enough. I left around a year ago
>>580552218
>>580552237I don't like her in game and she sounds like a fat lard
>>580552237The fact that she's really cute outpaces her fraud reality.
Can someone explain why cygames decided to make every american uma so fucking ugly? These designs are a disgrace. They are so respectful to native Japanese horses with their designs and we get nigger-ball player and piss stain.
>>580552621oh, nevermind then, I was thinking since MANT.
>>5805525314 and you die in your sleep
>>580552672the ojou one looks pure sex
>>580552672>They are so respectful to native Japanese horses with their designs
>>580552237She's hot and that's enough for me
is this the new retarded bait we'll be getting spammed for the next week?
>>580552361I just had this thought>human domesticates dog but only used to stay there and keep plagues at bay>horses have been loyal to humans since the dawn of time and have accompanied them to all adventures, for work, transporation including war>only surpassed by dogs slowly after the invention of automobile technology and reduction of land owned by individualsAm I going crazy? I think I'm about to make a breakthrough please STOP ME BEFORE I THINK TOO HARD
>>580552672I'd get tag teamed by 2 and 4
/uma/ global is my side hoe
>>580552473>Donut menkoGive ebayan a donut already...>>580552857Horses are just big slightly more retarded dogs
>>580552643>>580552839>see sirius for the first time>don't think much of her>see the fraud allegations and join in the fun>slowly expose myself to more sirius content>now she's my favorite and want to have her and win many cms with herFunny how the turn tables...I guess this could be...A SIRIUS turn of events...
>>580552672>blue uma from NZwould nakadashi immediately, holy sexowhat is it about blue-haired umas? They're incredibly, unreasonably sexygranted, we've only had 2 so far, and that's if you include New Zealand, but DAMN
7 and Fuku finally gets a new alt that really shows off her Fukus.
>>580553170>70Lmao
>>580552857>human domesticates dog but only used to stay there and keep plagues at baynot quite true, dogs were used to shepherd flocks,herd animals, guard livestock/family, and hunt, all for about the past 10,000 years.
So which scenario cards can I skip?t. F2P style card only puller
>>5805527894 yourself
>>580552672Obey Your Master is one of the sexiest umas to date
i want ines fujin to be happy
/uma/ global is my one sided crush and you never have to like me back
>>580553249>riko wasn't that needed>lmao throne>now everyone says lh isn't really neededApparently all of them seems like they were a gaslight all along
>>580553249akikawa is kinda mid
>>580553249I'm skipping all of them post-Pasa. Not fucking dumping 400-600 carats on Orfe, Nishino, or the fraud Tucker/Tama. I'll get the scenario pal card at whatever lb I get in 200 pulls + pity and that's fucking it, saving the rest for umas and front cards. I'll borrow the scenario link cards if they're really that strong.
>>580553349Sooo is ramune wit needed or another gaslight? Or is ksb mlb all you need?
>>580553258I saw the thumbnail and the smile looked like a jawline and the nose like a mouth, and she looked like a fatass without a nose
>>580552929you aren't even good enough to be my one night stand>>580553337I love you back though..
>>580552814Outfits are both needlessly complex but atleast digitan has a cute face and cute hair
Gold Ship needs a new sticker. Nobody uses this shit.
>>580553249Almost all of them are skippable as long as you are willing to endure the CBT of doing hundreds of runs in hopes of everything lining up perfectly
>>580553349>now everyone says lh isn't really neededI haven't seen anyone say that, or post high-performing umas that aren't running Light Hello
>>580553258you should 4 yourself
cm19 status?
>>580553420the only one that needs to be MLB'd in the future is tucker anyway, not counting ancestors
>>580553507i use this
Ryan is SO ugly
Why did they translate Dober's stamp to "Good Job Me"
>>580553507Maybe it's your club that is full of jobbers who gave up before even trying
Don't be mean to Bright's dad
>>580553507i use it when i tell everyone good luck at cm start
>>580553432Ramonu isn't a scenario card so you should get it>>580553510Isn't that just the same as usual? So scenario cards just reduce the rng by at least half but you STILL need to fish for a big highroll?Guess they're not worth it in the end
>>580553552are you talking about the pal cards? I thought >>580553249 meant the accompanying gacha scenario card, eg Tachyon, Guts Orfe, Power Nishino, etc.
>>580553470I like when this one isnt pretending to be a retard
I finally did it!I still didn't hit UG rank
>>580553596what does it say in the real one?
>>580553596jobber
>>580553546understammed
>>580553676I thought he meant pal cards
>>580553694Have sex with me male trainer
>>580553290Your standard that low?
Bakushin Bakushin?
>>580553596The troonslator was too afraid to translate it as "Great job, MEN!"
Yes, I meant to say which pal cards I can skip...
>>580553636Besides gold skills, the sole purpose of support cards is to lower the luck threshold needed to get good stats and/or skills.
>>580553694Yatta
>>580553831so the translation is right?
>>580553694Yatta...! (やった...!)
>>580553694やっぱた……!random uma quirk slang of basically "I knew it / as expected"
>>580553546Still chasing the perfect Oguri run, I know it will happen, it happened last CM so it can happen again.
>>580553546I will get my 2* stam+med parent SOON
>>580553683Standards that low huh?
>Fagnes Tachyon
>>580554201you cannot be saying this while posting agnes brown.
>>580553821The evil horse has sinful injections
>>580554201I mean she is in no way my favorite umaI just like how she looks when not pretending to be retarded
Am I supposed to prioritize the lessons over training? Like do a naked level 1 training with nobody around if I really need that song?
Super Creek is the biggest gaslight ever.When finally is the time to use her in the deck, the deck is bricked because you're using a stamina card.
>>580554557if you REALLY need it and the concert is close, sureotherwise do rainbows or friendship
>>580554272You speds are defending this the fuck you on about.
I'm determined to suck Maruzensky's tits.
>>580553601We use the Kitasan sticker instead
>no stroll hints>only 2 songs in the second concert>lost maiden raceLets go last 2 borrows! (I have to use tp pots because did 2 fan runs with 0 carats earned)
>>580554650id fuck her
>>580554917get raped hogger
>>580554530Her normal outfit is good but the piss yellow and tard blue hair is so god awful. Same with the dumb eye stars.
>>580552268What the FUCK?
you dont need more than 600 wit
>>580552672Tony sexo
IFHA updated the ranking for horsesKa Ying Rising got 135 which is the highest rating any sprinter ever got under the current system IFHA uses
>>580555073thank you 1200 pwr 200 wit golshi
>>580553546no xog = dont even bother
>>580555030I dont really complain about hair color since we got things like blue pink and green umas...
>>580555179retard
>>580554935
>>580555138My wife.
>>580553546Auto and sleep
What if instead of horse racing, Cygames made a anime girl game about dog racing?
Ryan is cute.
>>580555637You're cuter.
>>580553546I got a Yae I like an hour ago >>580549538 Maybe there's a highroll where I could get her some greens or one click of extra stamina, but I'm satisfied enough and need to refine my Finemo. Refinemo if you will.
>>580555404Spe is not that cute.
Will legally distinct Nippo Teio ever show up in the game or Cygames gave up on obtaining the real name?
Here's a cutie right here.
>>580556127gimme a sec I'll contact my bro at cygays legal team for some info
>3* stam 2* med, rss >but it's on my aceDammit
2nd attempt. Was too focused on getting the "correct" songs this time that I fell short at 17 songs.
How is she? Think she's a good ace? I think I don't have any choice but to run her now since she got the hot springs ticket
Also how do I avoid getting only regular success on the 3rd concert? Both runs I had great-great-normal-great-great.
>>580556864You need to learn 3 songs per season for great
Genuinely what's stopping people from getting determined descent for late surgers/end closer and just use 564 inherit or that doesn't work?
>>580556941I'm aware of that, but for whatever reason right after I finish the 2nd concert, I'm at the point where I just can't cycle enough to be able to afford the third song.
>>580556794Find a parent with straight descent, but she looks fine. Loses to any kind of Xoguri due to lack of accel though.
>>580557007Probably just RNG, or your trainee has several races during the latter half of Classic
>>580557103It's Falco, so not sure how she fares with others since I only realistically remember Maruzensky's scenario.
They should rework the daily sales so that if you have an uma 5-star'd their star pieces either don't appear in the shop, or the select all button excludes them (turning monies into clovers is silly)My account has the Ryan seed or something because almost every single day, literally, she has at least one star piece in the shop, I've gotten so many from the shop and gacha that she was my first 5 star about 9 months ago, and I haven't even done that many uma banners
>>580556983it's a bad gamble, it picks any gold that hasn't proc'd yet and activates it so not only it can misfire or not fire DD at all, it can kill your real gold skills
>>580556864Gotta save during first half of classic. If you have weaker cards then you may have to downgrade to cheaper songs or not take as many in junior year.>>580556983Random timing.
DANCHO YOU LIED TO ME CARAT POSITIVE MY ASS!!!!!!!
>>580557241i said you CAN get carats
>>580557175I don't have her but checking on gametora, yeah her classic is pretty stacked with races
>>580556896YOU CANT POST THAT
>>580542840If Im doing a Late Surger this CM, which is a better borrow? Sirius or Rob Roy? I have 0LB Rob but not sure if its worth it to use it over MLB Borrow.
>>580553808>corrupt videoFIX YOUR GODDAMN SHIT ANON
saint ryan
>>580557241retard
>>580557473werks on my machine
>>580556896
>>580557475@umagrok, draw Ryan delivering uma eats while she imagines this as she holds her uma eats delivery box
>>580554935you'd fuck a refrigerated corpse, anon, that's not saying very much
>>580556754nice, keep at it! hope you're enjoying yourself, I always loved exploring the new scenario. This one is extra RNG but the runs go pretty fast so it's not bad.
>>580556896You can't post that
>>580557197this was me but Agnes Tachyon. 5*'d her in April, iirc
>>580557053Looks like she has enough midrange to only die of cringe
>>580557616Thats not trueIt would be too cold for me
I'll do this later, but should I drop one speed card? I have a sweep SR wis that I guess I could replace the SR spd with.
>>5805581313spd is probably better, but there's no harm in swapping one of your 0lb SR speed for a wit card and see if it changes your statline in a good way.
Got 75/100 fan run carats already today
>>580557968>would fuck a still-warm corpse
>>580558401I never check the carats returns I only do fan runs for the love of the game I don't even care if my club deranks
>>580558512Lots of people would, I still think about the qt 21 year old girl that killed herself and her autopsy. Really wanted to grope her B cup tits before she got cut up
>>580558781holy SEX
>>580558829teiobro...
I want to have sex with Falco so bad...
Does throne give all 5 date skills every single clanker run?
>>580558781
>>580558829>qt 21 year old girl that killed herself and her autopsy.wait, I think I remember the one you're talking about. She got posted on /b/, right?
>>580558940
>use most of my runs for ace building instead of fans today>club loses hella ranksim tired bwos..
No one says that
>>580558829One of the most fucked up things I've done is also jerking off to a corpse that was once posted here on 4chan, I can't say the year it happened because there is a small chance there are oldfags itt,
it was 2008
>>580558781digitan needs a taste of her own medicine.
>>580559052nyo I used to work in forensics, it's not something that would have been posted here
>>580559074
another Teiobro moment for the list
>>580559253sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>580559102I forget the name of it, but I once rubbed one out to a doujin where the lead girl started developing holes all over her body and ended up shoving anything and everything she could into them like staplers and water bottles because she would orgasm when she died
god damnit where is my med3
Between the three members of BNW, who would make the best wife?
>>580559352take your meds
>>580559253
teiobwos trying to catch up after they got surpassed yesterday by the ardanfag choking on a dragon dildo
>>580557459I think OYL and From the Brink are considered mandatory, Sirius gives it idk what Rob Roy does off the top of my head
>>580559167did you take pics? Share
I can make sound files SO QUICK now, thank you GPU sloppa! now I just need a reason to make any...
>>580559407I jerked off to those moans too...
>>580559406
>>580559407it was a doberfag. get your facts right.
>>580559417I wasn't the guy photographing unforunately and taking out my phone to take personal pics of her naked corpse would probably get me some weird looks so I didn't do it
>>580543038alternate theory he's nise you should be nise too
>>580559368pic related is my vote
>>580559574GYARU TRAD WIFE
I need sex with Chrono Genesis
>>580559368Seconding Biwa since she knows how to cook and always took care of Brian
>>580559651>taking out my phone to take personal pics of her naked corpse would probably get me some weird looks so I didn't do ityeah it probably would, because everyone would know why you were doing it. do you think there's a lot of necrophiles working in forensics/mortuaries?
>>580542914Is there a video to this on youtube? I would love to link this to some friends.
>exact 1200For a second I thought I mistakenly auto'd on MANT
>>580559683post fan count
eye see all
A new survey has been passed out to the Trainers at Tracen Academy. Answering the survey will enter the Trainers into a random draw, with the grand prize being a 2 day, 1 night stay at hot spring resort.Who was your first 3* Umamusume? Was it someone you wanted or no?Who is your favorite 1* Umamusume? Favorite 2* Umamusume?Assuming ingredients aren't an issue, what kind of COLD sandwich would you make for yourself if you felt like a sandwich?
what the helly is this skill
>>580559771>do you think there's a lot of necrophiles working in forensics/mortuaries?Lots?NoMore than in your average workforce?Well...
>>580559851???
>>580559785>download video>upload to any video site>share link with frensstop being lazy and JUST DO IT
>>580559407The what now
>>580559785Tsu013 is right there in the background of the video.
>>580559538teiobro...
>>580559947>>580560002Alright I did it. Sorry for being lazy. And I realized it was tsu013 the minute i posted it.
>>580559785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWBlj7VbCAcbro there is a youtube name in the background i found it in 5 sec
>>580559876>Taiki with ticket (wanted), default McQueen with spook (indifferent)>Taiki, Pasa>seasoned chicken with mayo
>>580559771idk about actual necro but I would guess the bodies get groped. We had an old Dr that was a bit of a sexpest and would grope women, even the mid ones
wei more like rape
>>580559949yes
>>5805598761. First 3* (not counting selector) was Mejiro McQueen. I wanted her a LOT2. King Halo; Super Creek3. Roast beef with swiss, mustard, horseradish, and sauerkraut on black rye bread.
>>580559915Non-Central RacesDirt G1s
>>580559915It's a bad translation of "exchange" races between the URA (JRA) and NAU (NAR)Assuming you know which races are under NAU (NAR) the skill is for all of those
>>580559851
>>580559876taiki shuttle, not really1* matikane2* mayanodry bologna on white bread or salami and mustard
>>580559876Maruzensky if with the tickets, Teio if with the gacha pulls. Yes to both. Bakushin, Daiwa ScarletSliced Turkey
>>580558905sex
>>580560219>officerA danchou buttslut, I love it, not being close to 2B is flatlining behaviour better get yourself checked or that badge is going to be gone soon
>>580559919did working in forensics turn into a necro or were you always that way?
>>580559785lazy zoomer KEK
>>580559949I checked and they deleted it sadly. Such is the way the carrot crunches I guess
>>580560357kys, Chrono would not be like this
are there cameras in there
>>580560357nobody itt has 2b
>>580560360Oh im not that original anonBut i've helped with the processing and identification of corpses in the past for work
>>580560478yes
>>5805598761.I got big mac on the random ticket. she was my first cm ace and i appreciate her but ive moved on2.King Halo, for some reason i really want to fuck that jobber3. Vodka, she won the darrby4.a pbj with my grandma's jelly, i havent been able to replicate it since she passed though.
>>580560545if you stand at the right angle can you get a grope at least
Rubylove
>>580557893Oh yeah, never noticed but I guess I got a lot of her pieces also
>>580557473Not my problem if your browser is gay.
>>580560357>not being close to 2B is flatlining behaviourBut I've been playing since day 1
>>580560384nyo........
>>580560776
>>5805598761. Biwa, I had no idea what I was doing so I guess I was happy to pull a "rainbow uma"2. Natie and Grass3. classic ham and cheese, no seasonings
>>580560483bwo /Uma/Club almost has 6 of them
>>580559876anime mcqueen at the start of the game and i was just randomly pulling, no i didnt really want herryan and dictussalami, pepperoni, pepperjack, jalapenos, onions, spinach, pepper, chili oil
>>580560776>>580560858QRD on why is this so common in fanarts of Ruby? The trainer failure that is.
im only 60 million away from 1 BILLION ryan fans
>>580560971Rubytore has crippling imposter syndrome and dogshit self-esteem. He constantly thinks how Ruby would be better off with a trainer as elite as she is.Normally the trainee would set this straight like rulership did when her trainer thought like that but Ruby is bad at expressing herself so things keep getting worse.
>>580560939>/Uma/Club has 24 flatlinerslmao
>>580560939>drama club
>>580560781>works when I download it>not in browser with or without 4chanXdoes the video just hate Opera and Brave or something? weird
>>580559876>Smart Falcon. I did not want her but I love her now.>King Halo, Mayano>black forest ham, pepper jack cheese, red onions, mixed greens, jalapenos, bbq sauce
>>580560971RubyTore has a real bad case of imposter syndrome due to the nature in which he was selected to be rubys trainerRuby isnt very good at expressing herself or her intentions to her trainer due to her blueblooded upbringingThey care deeply about eachother though
>>580560939Independent training saved Allen from leeching
which umas would let me do this?
>>580560971ruby's trainer commits suicide at the end of her career
>>580561372I want her so much bros...
>>580561304Bro he had an AARP meeting to attend all month leave him alone
>did a last minute roll for Zephyr with the tickets from event>get golden horseshoe door>it was another McQueen dupe
Taking Grass Wonder on a flight to Australia to watch the NFL game!
>>580559876The first 3* Umamusume I ever pulled was Oguri Cap, I pulled her with the free singles we got at the start. And yes, I did want her.My favorite 1* Uma is King Halo, she took my hot springs virginity in global. For the limited time I played the original server, the one who took my hot springs virginity there was El Condor Pasa, my favorite 2*.>Cold sandwichSandwiches were meant to be no colder than room temperature. I'll say whole grain mustard, spinach, and sardines on whole wheat bread, but there is no reason to ever not steam the spinach. Tastes better, is better, is less annoying to eat.
>>580561304Bro he had an ERP meeting to attend all month leave him alone
>>580560971She can fix him
how do you guys handle the veteran list?im chronically capped out at 260 and I feel like I should just really cull old 3* sparks cause they have dogshit affinity and no white skills anywayI still have Uma around from URA days lol
heh
>>580561317Nice Nature. I will not eleborate.
>>580561304>>580561493holy kek
>>580561553well, delete thoseanything done before MANT gets deleted, don't know if you save your CM veterans tho
how do you bros handle not trying to fap to the umas whenever you see them?
>>580561676They handle it for me
>>580561547I need this so bad
>>580561676I do not resist.
>>580561124He's literally me..... except I don't have a ruby :(
Looks like dramafags are getting real uppity now that they aren't getting their daily Umama V ERP leak fix
>>580561873Real
>>580561885Stop talking about yourself it's just weird
>>580561885dumb curren poster
>>580561676Well thankfully my trainee is a bit on the uglier side so whenever I see her I don't get sexual urges
>>580559876First 3* was Rudolf, yes I wanted her, but that was also the ticket. My first actual 3* that I rolled in the gacha was apparently Special Week, and at the time I probably would've preferred Teio but I also did end up whaling and getting her and all the base Uma anyway. >Who is your favorite 1* Umamusume? Bakushin, probably.>Favorite 2* Umamusume?Air Groove> what kind of COLD sandwichI don't like cold sandwiches much, so probably just a PB&J.
You are not allowed to post Curren
>HRT Henry getting uppity kys umama
Has there EVER been a good Curren post?
Did /uma/club thank Umama for saving them?
>>580561945>>580562101I'm not umama
>>580561991curren torena...
>>580562160xhe kissed the wall and swore allegiance so all is forgiven
>>580561885Uma eyelids aren't supposed to make that shape, it's weird
>>580561991special weekbro...
>reposting the same pics over and overyou're ruining the reputation of dramabros by acting like a SEA vtuber fan who spams irl pictures of them
>>580562275who are you even talking about
>>580561553Any category of>auto/parent run with bad whites>suboptimal ace run>either of those on an uma I already have 5*often get cleared right away. I've been floating around the 220-230 mark and having 20 umas I can glue at anytime once a Transfer Event rolls around. I have umas like a mutated Cafe from Unity 1.0 for "an end closer uma" categories to get some stars for her. I tend to save one niche uma for those, maybe an extra uma for the next Pokemon event, but very often, I do a run, and if it's lacking, then they get glued.
>>580561676I'm playing this game with the Rob Roy breast fondling webm looping on the side monitor.
>>580562337don't worry about it
I am making a Curren post. Curren chose me by spooking me multiple times so I have the right to post her. Falco is the better uma.
>>580562275>reputation of dramabrosWhat reputation is that exactly..?
>>580562371
>>580561356based i'm going to pull ruby now
>>580562521
>>580562403>like curren>roll for her on her OG banner without pity (I'm retarded)>didn't get her of course>bride curren comes out>gonna do a cheeky tenner>end up going to pity for herevil uma................ and then I've gotten spooked by that Falco like 2 times already....
>>580562058Under what jurisdiction?
>>580562381BasedMay the Hero bless your pulls (or your voucher)
>>580562149of course!
>>580561124She cannot save him...
>>580562665
>>580562403Same. Still don't have falco but I assume that she must be better simply because the bar for being better than curren isn't exactly high. 0 appeal unless you're REALLY into e-girls for some reason
>>580562194You're using her exact same reaction images though
>>580562149No, there's only great, amazing and perfect Curren posts
>>580562692Curretesan weaseled her way into my heart, then she spooked me during some free pulls (Kitasan Black, I think), and I got captivated. what a cutie
>>580562149I don't think I have ever done any helpful or constructive post with a Curren image, ever.
>>580562697
>>580562832
>>580559876Taiki, was very much wanted because otherwise, I had Urara for dirt. It was also funny because somehow, I didn't have Pasa for over a month after doing my initial uma rolls.Neicha because her story was very good. Uokka because I remember her being a solid addition to my TT since 1 month after launch yeah, I missed out on getting the welfare Spechud card and she's the one who I haven't swapped out of my mile team, just refining her every scenario when I can.I've been very much into deli turkey, a very lean but filling protein, throw some lettuce, onions, tomatoes and mustard on there, maybe you can have fun with pickles or swap mustard with a spicy barbecue sauce, and you're set with a solid lunch.
>>580562901Lots of people post Curren bounceslop
>>580562925there's also cute Currenpostswhich is every post that has a pic of Curren in it!
>If you post Curren you are UmamaWhat's next, if you post Ayabe you are V?Oh wait... let me post Sweepy so I can be Lemon
What the fuck are you doing
>>580561356Now I wanna self insert
>>580563076Uhh nonny?
>>580563150sweepy belongs to the singapoorean anon fuck off
>>580563150Curren is pretty so lots of people post her. That does not apply to Ayabe
>>580560658
https://exhentai.org/g/2020769/e7048ce423/I can't stop fapping to this. Where are all the Rob Roy doujins?
7 and currenposters DIE
>>580563158>dumb falcon
>>580563196Two 30 old men talk like this
>>580563150I am claiming cafeposting as meno one else can post cafe now
>>580563371Who are you, no one
>>580563150you guys are just inventing namefags at this point
There are many things I claim. For example, I claim this thread.
>>580563158I think Falco is a bit lame and not that cute, compared to Curren at least. But when I listen to Legend Changer I listen to Falco's version, it makes my heart go fast she has really nice voice for cool songs instead of cute ones.Forgot my cute image...
>>580563196I referred only to posts on /uma/ not dicksord posts from 30+ year old literal FAGGOTS I'm not obsessed with namefags so I forgot about those sodomites, anyway
>>580563507i claim you.
>>580563538Nice slop
ardanmanko
>>580563158I am busy not doing my CM or fan runs
gotta catch me first
>>580563647yeah, it's not bad.
>>580563371is it cool with you if I claim sundayman posting then
>>580563735That bellybutton looks like a flesh wound
Curren is lewd while Falco is pure.
>>580563727For me, it's the /uma/ Jordan-Falco beef.
>>580563730 meant for >>580563592
Thank you RNG
>>580543664Please answer the question, I've been at the store for hours. The stockers are giving me weird looks.
>>580556896I love almon- wait a minute
>>580563449Typical Brondo post. I see you faggot.
Thank you for your kind words anon, I'm feeling better now
>>580564035A true trainer knows in his heart what the answer is
>>580563730/uma/ is not ready
>>580563967Most powerful loopa parent
ryan LOVE
>>580564185What words? Ardanmanko? Loopa?
>>580556896You should post more of that
>>580552473donut head
>>580556896Bare umanko!?
>>580564829I wish...
>>580562990did seapy bro ever fix his boner problem
>>580564893there isn't a SINGLE uma that isn't likable in that fuckers comicsI kinda hate it
>>580564897Boner problem? Qrd?
>>580564829
>>580564987sperm head
>>580564829>>580564987Sirius Love
>>580565016Skyclops...
Tama never came home...It's chudver...
>>580565198>he snacked
>>580565264tama is built like a snack
don't be a fat fuck
>>580565264snacking is taking a cheeky tenner and turning it into a delicious 50 pullpulling on a banner that you intentionally saved for is not snacking
>JBC missions take minimum two careers to minmaxI hate dirt special missions, fuck me OGURI GET UNLOCKED ALREADY GODDAMNIT
>>580565198
>>580565408Espo's belly is where dreams are made
>>580565309true and real>>580565361is it really saving if you didn't go to pity
Shin...
>>580565440Literally. It's great.>>580565456What a FUCK UP LMAO
can someone post that pic of oguri eating out tama? I forgot to save it
>>580565551>What a FUCK UP LMAOThat's not kinda nice
>>580565530Gotta say I didn't really think a lot of Kingu before reading her story but she quickly became one of my favoritesIf only she wasn't a gambler I'd pull for all her alts
what happened to all the fun posters?
>>580565613It would be kinda nice if you SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUBLE JET
>>580565613My peepee inside Tahbo's special place as my cummies race full speed to her womb
>>580565613I know!
>>580565618I'm here, also watching a cop video
>>580565618Which ones do you consider fun?
>>580565618Moved to /vm/
Why do you have to be so angry towards people who only try to make you smile
>>580565721I know Buena is the protagonist of this video but I'm too distracted by Maru's marus and Genti's donnas to focus on her
>>580565774This. The sovl of this thread has totally been hollowed out. Only schizos are left.
>>580565782Bullying people makes me smile.
>>580565782Fucking LOSER LMAO
I forgot this shit existed
>>580565456>taking out the whole paper bagshe did this to herself
>>580565848>do something>get mocked>schizos appear>say they shouldn't be taken seriously>get ignored, mocked and everyone sides with the schizos>now they complain about schizosYou get what you deserve
Ayabe sexo
>>580565782I smile when I don't have to see such an ugly gremlin.
>>580565976Meant to reply to this>>580565963
>>580565456huge right hand
Taking the +50 option on McDairyQueen's food event just killed my ace run. Does anyone know what the odds for overweight on that option actually are? I figured it was relatively safe since 50 is a more reasonable number than the 200 on Spe and Hog's.
>>580565782Don't worry Turbo, I love youTogether we'll beat the other losers in the race to motherhood
>>580565848>>580565953What was sovl of the thread you are talking about?
>>580565618You faggots never give me (you)s when I effortpost, so I mostly just come here to do jiggies.
To be kinda nice in a world of extremely evil is a burden, yet one must ask for a stronger back
>>580566213Club drama posters
jiggies are fun
images
Tomorrow will be better
>>580566485If you leave it will be
Fuji Kiseki should be the last image in this thread.
This is /Uma/Club fault
>>580566564I hope
>>580566396Many are saying this.
>>580566480sure
>>580566750>>580566750>>580566750
>>580565773umama, V, lemon, chiyofag, finemofag, demonic tickezofag
