Yani Doggo Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=67625562344521860>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>580464897
Sex with Venator
Here's your Yamato redesign, thoughts?
>>580544207wow im 10x better on yamato
>>580544207her tits should grow during ult
>>580544207I'm actually disgusted looking at this
>>580544207OH GOD SHE'S GOING TO TEASE MY MICRO COCK
who's the best black queen of deadlock?
>>580544520>jeet brawltard
who's the best blacked queen of deadlock?
>>580544561for me it's calicowraith is dei trash. "oooooh achtually she's the st. clair queen of harlem shit" do a better job.
>>580544207>>580544441They made hebephilia illegal, even though it's lindy, so every warehouse worker is deviating into 2 meter tall amazon milf mommies so they can be safe horny.
>>580544631You need to take a break from porn
>>580544720Imagine how terminally online you need to be to write this
how do i git gut with movement? im too retarded to read the wiki can you give me a video instead?
>>580544817hes right you know
>>580544631Its Vyper all she does is get thrown in jail and commit crimes
>>580544631lorewise holliday
>>580544720>hebephiliayou pedo faggots are as bad as the lgbt community making up new bullshit words every other weekoh wait youre the same fucking people
>>580544864Keep trying to wall jump while pressing a direction key so you go where you intended until you can do it consistently.
>>580544864Leif on yt(it’s worse than the wiki)
>>580544965celeste is the pornstar
Paige is prime naive and vulnerable rapebait
>>580545001retard
Drifter getting health on kill was such a nice change. (My suggestion btw that yoshi thumbed up)
>>580545001Idk about the exact jargon but I've seen American retards shame people for healthy attraction towards 16 year olds even when that's legal in half the US states. Don't fuck kids, but don't be weird about someone liking someone 2 milliseconds before the turn 18 either
celeste is genuinely mentally ill and not a unicorn
>>580545138Thats not a very nice thing to say
>>580545208Where the fuck do the sparkles come from then?
Ignore the indian question. Who's the best black queen of Deadlock
>>580544520I too; Hate the competitive scene of this game>Bbb-but rankSkewed and worthless
>>580545125pornstars usually hate blacks and eventually marry whites
I'd genuinely sacrifice my own brother for the next patch to be as good as Old Gods New Blood
>>580545403>and eventually marry whitesafter getting railed by blacks, yes
>>580545375glitter from the corner store
>>580545378>Black>Queen Good one.Infernus
>>580544561paradox in my headcanon
>>580545378Calico when they change her godawful haircut
>>580545138She is a rapist though, and a serial first kiss stealer to boot
>>580545669>likes to steal thingsIts not headcanon
>late september
>>580545403I know that. My penis is big anyway I don't care about that interracial shit. The question was just "which hero is most likely to be on american usa pornhub"
>>580545669Why would Valve make a Scottish hero black? That makes no sense.
>>580545876Demoman exists
>>580545612Cleopatra was black according to (((historians)))>>580545703What kind of hair should they give her? Egyptian bob? She did used to have a sphinx aesthetic going
>>580523060
>>580546047Pretend like it's an AWP
>>580545876Because it's funny. Scots are Europe's niggers.
>>580545964>Cleopatra was black according to (((historians)))i know you know this but that is 100% revisionist, there's a lot of that going around these days
>>580545948
>>580545669>>580545876>>580545948Gabe Newell is a WASP Englishman, therefore he hates the Scottish and the Irish and he will turn every Scottish and Irish character into a nigger.It's not related to failjews that went to highschool in boston and therefore got MICKED for 16 years straight until they can have their revenge at their Netflix job.
>>580545964Literally anything beyond having a giant bald forehead and hairline halfway down her scalpIt's like every fucking time someone designs a black woman they go>well shit let's choose the ugliest/worst examples of black people to base it off of
>>580546207thats russians actually
>>580546234Thank you, I didn't have the image on handI was also hoping people would catch on onto the low hanging fruit, but alas...
>vatniks >people who doesn't play as a team>people who does play as a team but not play objectives>people who doesn't buy counter items>enemy team has smurfs>enemy team play in stacksI swear to God this is fucking brick III/IV either way people who play on higher ranks doesn't leave their homes and I'm getting the best enemy teams and worst teammakes, please give me back my center europeans back instead of that savages.I don't want to play this fucking game competitively or take it seriously but this is ridiculously not fun
Calico should have been Chinese
>>580546321you're right desubitch finna gotta get a weave
>>580545964cleopatra was greek she was born the tail end of the egyptian rule
haze > calico >>> wraith
yamato (non woke concept)
>>580546504haze isn't black she's a smokeoh wait nvm good ranking
>prime American hours>which black woman would you fuck?
>>580546321I don't even think she's objectively utterly ugly, but her model lacks detail outside of the texture and the hair is absolutely abysmal, yes.
>>580546576@grok make me a sword-bearing alternative anime cat girl
I don't dislike calico's design, but I will admit I just see https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Special_Eyes when I see her
>>580546626dis nigga really aint got his blackbelt
Celeste is prime rape meat
genuinely more than half of the matches I played this week never started or had an afk later
>>580546465>>58054665810 million ritualist matches spent in photoshop
>>580547053at the end of the day? still a pass for me dawg
>>580547053could have used AI
>>580545178>drifter being made even more braindead>>580545404That was not a good patch, though.
>>580545204They have a big gynocracy problem and a growing population of eternally single 40+ year old wine moms or women that are killing their entire families because they want a 80+ year old granny jury to let them go.American "lumberjackcore" warehouse workers cope with this by being psychotic about 16 year old girls being inherently sexual, as God intended.Then they go into this performative antifalike phase of wearing a "kill your local pedophile" t-shirt from Amazon and having a cortisol surge from seeing 20 year old men dating an 18 year old.American men are psychotic because they are in LinkedIn hell and they can't say nigger, so they deviate by calling everyone pedophiles when they just meant to call you a nigger faggot, but they can't do this because they are in bondage.tl;dr: America is an insane asylum.
Alot of you need to watch thishttps://youtu.be/5V4zWPvVk58
>>580547393no we don't fuck off
>>580547319how much longer are you going to act like a 16 year old?
are they going to drop meet the abrams video?
nobody cares who you want to fuck, go away
>>580547393>>580547505the mid lane is pretty important desu
>>580547393>>580547610fixed by making the map 4 lanes again
i care who you want to fuck, stay horny
>Unlock new hero with 70% win rate for the 15 standard games>2 out of 14 ranked games on this character were winsvindicta btw
>>580547542If I was a 16 year old girl right in front of you right now, wearing a My Chemical Romance shirt and stripped knee socks, would you get an honest boner or would you picture tiktok Epstein and Diddy memes and clips of Sneako talkimbout how pedophilia is bad and it's better to be a gay muslim and start hating yourself?
>>580547567Valve is not gonna put any effort into this gameThe sooner they shit the game out and give it in the hands of the community, the better it is for them
>>580547393>video starts with pls subscribe followed by 4 different woosh and dingding sound effectsthats when you click off
>>580547142
halle berry calico
fighting bebop is probably what fighting a negro in real life feels like
>>580547791I wouldn't get a boner because what you just described sounds like a stupid teenager. And what most people do when they mature is stop looking for girls/boys, and start looking for men/women, because your brain is (supposed to have) fully developed by that point, and your biological drive is pushing you to procreate with someone who can reliably have and raise children.Not a retarded kid who doesn't know fuck all about how literally anything in the world works least of all how to successfully raise a child. The reason (You) get a boner is because you're a dumb fucking retard who is emotionally unstable and mentally undeveloped, so you're not thinking about anything beyond your next ejaculation. Probably for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to>Literal virgin who thinks that lusting after women 15 years younger than him is the solution instead of bettering himself >Sexually abused as a minor and cope with it by pedophilia>Spends way too much fucking time on the internet and instead of either accepting the fact you've become a sexual deviant and fixing it to live in the society whose laws and regulations (You) agreed to by living in it, or at least keeping it to yourself until you inevitably ruin someone's life and go to prison forever, post on 4chan trying to convince others you are actually morally superiorFaggot.
>"RIFT YELLOW RIFT YELLOW">already lost our yellow walker and took their yellow walker>"GOGOGOGOGO">everyone but me is brooling before the rift even starts>meanwhile i take green and blue walker>we lose rift but... just insta kill the minions?i dont get it
>>580547951only if im drunk
>Kick half of everyone from the experimental server>"The delay is mainly due to the regular process of playtesting and iteration sometimes taking longer than expected"Yoshi works in mysterious ways
>>580548742>use chatgpt to make every update>dont release updates so you have less work>cash 1million+ paycheck every year
>>580548328i mean, surely that's what inspired it
>>580548571It gives a good amount of souls too. Obviously not everybody should go to it the same way people should never try to take a walker by 6x6ing under it.
>>580548802i trust astra more than the typical freaks and loons that infest game companies
>>580547053>>580547951These styles just look uncannyWhat are black hair styles that could fit Calico?>>580548571I don't get rift eitherIt seems to have a shared money pool like old urn used to have but the super minions are pushovers after 18 minutes into the game
>>580548742Most players are retards like the other guy who replied to you so you can see why they don't want to playtest in the public server anymore
>>580548565Not the original poster but why the fuck would anyone read your seething ass bitch ass post you fucking retard, this is a Deadlock thread, who gives a shit about moralshitting, I'm going to fuck someone that's illegal in your state but legal in mine simply because of your post, go figure
>>580548967>>580548868the glasses take up a lot of design space I think, it's hard to imagine her with different hair styles because of them
>>580548967>What are black hair styles that could fit Calico?you mean, what style of wig
happening
>>580549050Because he asked a question and it took me less than 5 minutes to type that out in response.Also you're not going to fuck anyone because you're a terminally online virgin retard who has an undeveloped mental state.
>>580549117this actually makes no sense. if the pentagon/valve were working a lot why would they send tons of employees to a pizza place instead of just putting in a large order and having it delivered
>>580549117pizza party every week to celebrate a variable change to the code (it's just subtracting 2 to celeste's spirit lifesteal)
RELEASE CAPTAIN PLANET
>>580549197Food delivery service dumbass
>>580549338one person can deliver 100+ pizzas retard, you just take them out of your car 10 at a time
>>580549117they're still testingif we are extremely lucky it will be next week, and they can pretend to be working ahead of schedule (when they already admitted to being behind their original projections)
>>580549197the pizza places themselves have a posted estimate on how long it'll take to deliver orders and it goes up during high volume windows.it's not actually tracking how many people are entering the building dumbass.
>>580549378no car in the entire world is big enough to hold 100 pizzas dont be crazy
>>580549378the pizza printer still has to print the pizzas
>>580549164You're too late retard, live with the consequences of your actions.And uhh, since this is totally tied to Deadlock, how have you guys been surviving the content drought?
>>580544207She should be flat, petite, and 10 yo then she would be peak
>>580546321>well shit let's choose the ugliest/worst examples of black people to base it off ofseems realistic to me
>>580548565nice text wall of cope, faggot
>>580549695we come here to avoid the discord freaks, go back
>>580543736Why is it fun to play spirit drifter? Im not even doing a good build. I am just stacking as many dots as possible. His 2 Decay Toxic bullets Stalker Ect And its winning somehow
>>580544105SODOM WILL BURN
>>580546047Holy based
>>580549089I can imagine her with a loc style
>>580549832cope has lost all meaningit unironically might as well be "yes sir im conceding" at this point
>>580549695i finally got bored enough to play my backlog
>>580546410just drop Mina, shes barely viable even in the hands of the best.
>>580543736what da dawg doin
>>580546321If they gave her an afro people would be drawing porn of her
>>580549117Calling it, balance patch and 3-4 more weeks until the content.
>>580549117What's MOD pizza
>>580546410>dat match historyTranny.
>>580550314its like papa johns
>>580543736>censored beer
>>580550314less popular pizza chain
>>580548967I genuinely think that just putting some hair on her head (so it looks like it's in a tight hairbun) is the best. It would look great after a quality pass on the model itself.
>>580545404>for the next patch to be as good as Old Gods New Bloodyou want the update to be bad?
>>580550442no free ads
>>580549562this isn't the 90s if you get a huge order you're just going to have to do it yourself so mr goyenstein can make more profit without hiring any more workers
>>580548967chemically straightend hair.
now that I think about it, dominoes has pretty solid gluten free pizza
>>580549442pretty sure it is, it's using the google API which tracks how many people are at a specific place
>>580550567is your argument really that things were more advanced 30 years ago? pizza technology is at an all time high, you retard. Let me guess, your a zoomer, and everything is the boomers fault? probably
>YA I DON'T FIGHT FAIR>BURNING A PATH>WHERE DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE GOIN? POW POW POW>THE BIRDS WILL DEAL WITH THEM>SLICE AND DICE>I WANT THEM TO BURN>YOU WANT THE HORNS? YOU GOT IT>LET'S SEE'EM DODGE THIS>THIS, IS A GREAT READ>IM ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR DAY>ITANI LO SAHN!>MAUL'EM
>>580550101I thought it can't get worse than what she currently has, thanks for proving me wrong.At this point just make her full bald.
>>580544720This shit is cash money what an eternal GOD you would have to be to conceptualize this
>i like my pillow>BLEED!
>>580550760bald unironicly could be more sexy.
>>580548565My main objection to your "mental development" clause is that girls do not need to go to college and work for decades until they suddenly remember at +40 years old that they are childless.I'm giving you an extreme case here, but you are defending this standard of avoiding teen pregnacies like the plague and never ever having children until you're "mentally developed and ready to raise a child", which in current America this means "never ever".And your "bettering himself" clause is just another manifestation of the bondage Americans are in, "WE NEED TO BE BETTER MEN, or something."You're just coping at this point and you don't want to admit that American Basedciety just despises men and don't want them to have anything ever.My counter question is: What is your opinion on Elon Musk? He's a dork and he never "bettered himself".Why is he not a permabullied permavirgin incel with no money like society demands for "incel teenager dorks"?Instead he's a quadrillionaire and he has kids with multiple women who are much younger than him, how does that make you feel?
>>580550760faggot
>>580550736>30 years agoAnon, it's the late 40sWe're gonna have flying cars and food printers in the 90s
actual low quality topic, at least the tranny talk still had deadlock in it
>>580550340>Tranny.
>>580548967We need to look up some 80s/90s movies back when they still put attractive black women into them and pick some sexy darkie to pattern Calico after.
>EU hours>game discussion>NA hours>...Why are NA hours literally always worse in any general?
>>580551103see >>580550340
>>580543736needs to be big and round and barefoot with a litter of puppies
>>580547203>>580550541Netenyahu smite these jiggaboos
S+++er buffs soon
>>580551103>Why are NA hours literally always worse in any general?There is no skill involved in NA so only things that are open for discussion for them are your sexuality or skin color for lack of better topics.>>580550184Is she really, generally speaking I had more kills/points and matches were more even when I was playing with her. I totally feel like I'm getting unbalanced fucks like Mcginnies or Apollo in opposite teams more often recently.
I deserve a Holliday gf
>>5805510912005give her a real gun too the arm is a bit silly with how many Deadlock characters shoot their arms
I wouwdn't get a bonyew because what you just descwibed sounds wike a stupid teenyager. And what most peopwe do w-w-when they matuwe is stop *looks at you* wooking fow giwws/boys, and stawt wooking fow men/women, because youw brain is (supposed to have) fuwwy devewoped by that point, and youw b-biowogicaw dwive is pushing you to pwocweate with someonye ÚwÚ who can wewiabwy have and waise chiwdwen.Nyot a wetawded kid who doesn't knyow fuck all about how witewawwy anything in the *boops your nose* world wowks least of all how to successfuwwy waise a chiwd.The weason (You) get a bonyew is because you'we a dumb fucking wetawd who is emotionawwy unstabwe and mentawwy undeveloped, so you'we nyot thinking about anything beyond youw nyext e-e-ejacuwation. Probably fow a vawiety of weasons, incwuding but nyot wimited to>Witewaw virgin who thinks that wusting aftew women 15 yeaws youngew than him is the *boops your nose* sowution instead of bettewing himsewf >Sexuawwy abused as a minyow and cope with it by pedophiwia>Spends w-way too *twerks* much fucking time on the *boops your nose* intewnyet and instead of either accepting the *boops your nose* fact you've become ÚwÚ a sexual deviant and fixing it to wive in the *boops your nose* s-society whose waws and weguwations (You) a-agweed to by wiving in it, ow *whispers to self* at least keeping it to y-y-youwsewf untiw you inyevitabwy ruin someonye's wife and go to pwison fowevew, post on 4chan twying to convince othews you awe actuawwy *screams* mowawwy supewiowFwaggot.
>>580551602>>580551091>>580548967one wordbazz
>>580551103only neets browse 4chan so you have to reverse the day-night cycle
leaker chud who was responsible for rem/celeste/venator leaks says this is (a drawing) of the vyper redesign
>>580551576just know she will be too busing hunting the troubadour to have time for you and she will probably cheat on you with random cops and criminals
>>580551774That would be an unironic downgrade.
>>580551815tfw sheriff gf just talks about the troubadour all day
Would (You) get a boner if Graves was just wearing a My Chemical Romance shirt and stripped kneesocks?You then notice that the black strips seem loose, you start pulling on them and realize that she's just wearing white kneesocks, and it's a phylactery that is wrapping around her legs.
KEEP AN EYE ON MY BALLS BOYS AND GIRLS
>>580551890>phylactery that is wrapping around her legsI don't think women's phylacteries can get so long to wrap around their legs anon
>>580551846Celeste leak looked like this so it could be either an earlier draft or a bad drawing.I bet they're abandoning the snake tail because of how lazy the animation team is.
>I haven't seen you in a minute, brotha.>Yeah, case I've been working's been... consuming...
>>580551576Dating a cop seems like fun
>>580551774>Vyper>but with better clothesfor a Vy remodel I would hope she gets to be a lamia/have no legsthe No Legs strat should be doable in Deadlock
>>580552153except ivys tail is just physics based
Why does everyone know how abrams is?
>leaktards already popping up againShit. It really is this month isnt it.
>>580551846gonna have to agree chief
>>580552648maybe hes a famous detective? who knows at this point. its a mystery.
>infernus does 2k damage from afterburn>wow he must have some crazy items>extended duration, improved spirit, rapid recharge >amped 30% by napalm>thats itand we're just never ever going to talk about this because a streamer said he's B tier and you can buy dispel magic (50s cooldown btw)
>>580552648main character
>enemy has 3 rejuvs and is up big on money>haze splitting green while the rest of his team sieges yellow walker>kill haze>types "u guys are idiots trade walker for 1 kill">we end up getting a walker and getting rift off the picklol
>>580551221The patch wasn't good. I don't think the game has gotten a single good patch in almost a year.
>>580551307It's ᛋᛋ+++++++++++++++ilver tyvm
>>580552648everyone knows who everyone his, hack writing
playing victor praying that charlie kirk can be #bornagain#youcan'tkillme
>>580552153They fucking ruined Celeste's design holy shit. FUCK TESTER NIGGERS
>>580551774DEADTARDS WANT TO FUCK THIS??????
>>580552790>leak on celeste>leak on...vyper shirt
>>580552771this nazi hero will never get buffed you filthy goy
>>580552913i wouldnt touch vyper even if she fed me a whole bottle of vodka
one last chance to go pro in deadlock........
>>580552747>stuck lane janny>ENEMY JANITOR SHOWS UP
>>580552552I meant snake body like the old leak had
>>580553012MOMMA
no irishno blacksno dogs
Magical Rabbi hero when?
>>580553012>LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS IN YOUR 30'S? SUMMON THE ARCHMOTHER AND TURN THINGS AROUND...
>>580553237
>>580551774Why did they commission a dogshit artist lmao
>>580553286>JERRY, I GOTTA SUMMON THE ARCHMOTHER. THEY'RE TELLING ME I CAN GET A REAL NICE PLACE...CAN I BORROW SOME CASH FOR A GUN?
>>580551774Im glad vyper isnt an attractive gorgonI would have fucking SEETHED if valve made her pretty because she canonically fucks billy
>>580553413nepotismother leaker says that the drawing "missed her biker stickers"
>>580553423I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE JERRY! I'M BUSTING! i'M SUMMONING THE HIDDEN KING
>>580551774shit if true, same clothes as billy
A shame we didnt get a fully legless lamia heroBut I can imagine how messy it would have been animating her with deadlocks movement
>>580553731same pants as lash
>>580553115they definitely didn't consider the gameplay implications with this design.she easily has the largest head in the game with that design.
Why does billy wear clown pants?
nooo vyper dont do it
>>580551774All of you are going to be ashamed once you realize the actual model gives her fuck me eyes with the colored snake scales looking like slutty eyeliner
If you're the kind of player who never says anything all game and opens your mic to complain AFTER something has happened you NEED to kill yourself. There's genuinely nothing worse than some retarded nigger who says nothing all game, the team does something, that thing doesn't work and he opens the mic to say "WOW YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD WE SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT". Use your mic to talk to the team about what should be done. Say "we shouldn't take this fight". Say "we should push this walker". Complaining after shit happens is completely meaningless
>>580554168i can see itthis drawing sucksstill wanted a lamia
>>580554168ashamed?
>>580551774>>580553783There's 3 characters with the same torn knee clothingI don't get why since these characters are sliding a lot so they'd just get bruised/bloody knees constantlyI'd expect lash of all people to be wearing actual kneepads since he is a dock worker so you'd think he would have some actual protective gear on
>>580554168yummers!
Start going for early ganks
>>580554256this is going to ruffle some feathers but white trans people (aka most deadlock players) are super passive aggressive like women ironically
>two more weekshow do you fucking deal with this
I want to full nelson paradox
>>580554629Both groups are leftist losers, what did you expect
>>580554653You dont lmao Ive been fucking antsy the past month.
>>580554457>protective gear for laborers>1948The most he'd get is a hardhat, which would ruin his hair
>>580554629except its niggers and hicks that chimp out after they fuck up and troons try to be wholesome 100ywaban
>>580554653>oopsie it looks like the update will have to be delayed to novemberhow do you react
>vyper is still a monster girlWe won.Now let's hope Warden and Yamato look good.
>>580552315Saw that ealier. The infernus cosplay is sick. If he had some orange paint for the arms it'd be 10/10
>>580551774>snake with a belly button>slither but still has legsHmmmm. I think I liked the "leaked" WIP more
Niggers are not cool anymore.
>>580555286>i worship blacks
>>580554901People weren't idiots in the 1940'sThere was still protective gear people wore while manufacturing bombs, ammunition, planes, and tanks during the warIt's reflected in McGinnis' model with her heavy leather gloves (And even her older model with the welding visor)I just feel like it'd make more sense for Lash to have knee pads since it fits his job and fighting in the bearpit
>>580549695grinding noobs so I don't play with them anymore.
>Decide to play a game of standard>Because I don't feel like playing ranked>It's the most dogshit unfun one-sided rape stompI guess the bonus is there isn't some faggot crying in your ear, but wow. if I was a new player and that is what I had to experience when playing the game I would just uninstall.
>>580555534>literal minimum necessary to do the work (those torches get fucking HOT and will blind you which causes you to fuck up the cut)Shut the fuck up you loser
>>580555987Honestly my standard games have been better than my ranked games lately
>>580556038I accept your concession
>>580556105In any event, kneepads constitute armor which is banned in the bear pit
>winning lane>lane mate immediately runs away throwing away all pressure to box runSTOP FUCKING DO THIS YOU FUCKING RETARDS HOLY SHIT
>>580551774Remember the Celeste drawing we saw also looked like shit
>>580556459Goin to shop
>>580556480It's still a conceptual letdown that she has legs.
>3 weeks since last patchLOL
>Play Silver in high elo>WinIdk I think you guys might just be bad
>>580556459but why does it matter? idc if we die a few times or lose guardian early if we have more souls at 10 min its worth it
>>580556597>yoshi should stop working on the major update so he can tweak numbers on a previous version for one weekjust take a break addict
>>580556775>major patchLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580556775ah yes the major patch of 0 gameplay changes but some new hero and creep skinsonly took 9 months
>playing Venator>enemy follows me into hallway>shotgun them>shoot them in the head>they dieWhy does this keep happening
>>580556976>but some new heropeople dont actually believe this right?
no ones playing in EU at 2 am this its over the game's over
>>580556976>"The delay is mainly due to the regular process of playtesting and iteration sometimes taking longer than expected">no gameplay changessure nigga
>>580557243arent you guys supposed to be mobilizing to fight russia or something
>>580557346arent you supposed to be at a blm rally?
>>580051493im not a nigger, but thank you brother
>>580557075nta but I'm fairly sure they'll add something more substantial than just number tweaks if it's taking them this longMaybe not a new hero but probably remodels?
>>580557404i havent left this basement for 7 months
>>580557551New remodels are barely gameplay related.At most you'll have an easier/harder hitbox.
Add a retard mystic, retard was just a medical term so it's thematic, it's inclusive so the libtards will love it, it's based so the rightoids will love it, the playerbase can relate to the retard so all it's a smash hit.
>>580558190league has that its called dr mundo
>>580557551things that are (ALLEGEDLY) being worked on right now>cursed item shop>cosmetic system>jungle rework>art redesigns (characters + map elements)>PvE modeprobably at least 2 of these things are being added in the big update.
>update releases>no model reworks>nerfed the lashgreat dev team
havnet played in 2 months but i watch metro weekly because hes my fav lolcow so far this year
>>580559061You've heard of LIFTING, now you know SQUATTING
>>580559061UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
You have 30 seconds to defend valve not releasing any new heroes in this patch (9 month wait btw)
>>580559782EOS soon
crazy how the score can be 12 to 31 and soul difference is only 2k
>>580559924it's almostlike.... k/d doesn't matter....
>>580553787sevens head is still biggerthat disc is fucking ginormous, basically every shot is a headshot
>>580559782the cast is perfect
>>580559782I don't want to defend it
>>580559924this is why brooling is retardedit's probably even more favored for the 12 kill team because their key hero like victor is soaking up all the waves and getting fat while his team stalls
in another universe valve never listened to streamer faggots and deadlock would've been game of the decade
Yoshi, I'm beggin' ya. The games are just too long.
>>580560565but in this one, the game died on March and what we see now in a shambling corpse
>>580560006what do you mean? i think in a moba the team that has twice the kills should have a mroe significant lead than 2k. It basically means your kills in the early game essentially dont matter... stuff like denies or box runs are just irrelevant in this game
what am i supposed to do here when this is my carry?
>>580560565its literally the freshest and most creative multiplayer competitive game ive played in so long its pretty revolutionary for the moba and hero shooter genre
>>580552315Dude, is that blue-face?
>>580560779check out bruno mars cosplaying wraith
>>580560646If the kills were meaningful then they would translate to a big lead. You are acting like the game is team death match. You're being outplayed wasting your time chasing dumbass kills while your waves crash. If you were getting kills after all your waves were pushing you'd be up 20-30k but your macro is bad to let that team be 2k down only.
>>580560761autochess mogs
>>580561015this is just your headcanon im telling you a team can shove all waves, feed a 10 kill deficit but if they get 2-3 after 20 mins its dead even. As the leading kill one or two feeds at 20min can evaporate you 10 kill lead
>580560761
SIT YO ASS DOWN
i still think it's incredible how turd worlders treat this game as if it were a fully released GaaS game they ape the f2p of
>>580561251is that the new wraith ult voiceline
>>580561136I dont understand the complaint if you threw a lead.
>>580558190>RetardIt's a slur now sweetie so we can't use that. Sorry!
>>580559924early game spread is pretty minimal, it's late game where you start seeing the huge leads>more time in jungle = more unsecured souls = bigger bags to claim>everything is valued higher>a single death can put you back 60 seconds, which is 60 seconds of not farming and potentially thousands of souls taken from your jungle if being pushedi'm sure someone has autism'd it at some point but the map has a finite number of souls at any given timeeverything is transactional; souls lost are given elsewhere, souls taken have to be gained elsewhere, your K/D is basically an inverse subtraction to any teammates positive K/D, dying also gives up ground and manpower so you're losing more than just net worthi'd past like 20-25 minutes people need to have their shit together and not feed because that's when it starts to cripple you hard
>>580544207HmmmmmMake her completely flat and it'd be good.
You had better accept the fact that you must have a hard dick, high energy, high strength, and fuck young, hot, wet, responsive vaginas, and force your cum into them, and prevent the woman to move in any way when you explode inside her, and you must allow the beast within to come out, letting the roar roar, and hold nothing back, and tell the women you love them and will be their protector and provider forever, in order to be the happiest.
>>580561452my ciritque is that i feel like a 20 kill lead shouldnt be erased with 1-2 kills there are way too many bonus souls in the game
>>580561946would silver say this?
>>580561946my woman should be able to protect herself like glock CEO intended
>valve will lock my ryan gosling hero joke thread within hours>team comp report section left to fester for weeks with irrelevant schizo nonsensehttps://forums.playdeadlock.com/forums/team-composition-reports.238/
>>580562014She strikes me as an aggressive sub so yeah probably I guess.
can vampire get preggers?
>>580562315>shitpost in the serious section of the forum>b-but there's schizo nonsense in the schizo containment section!!!ok
>>580562648hero suggestion part is not serious you have literal schizos posting the dumbest shit imaginable
>>580561946looking at the roster i don't think there's a single female who wouldn't be an absolute nightmare to try and sleep with>Calicowould probably just kill you>Celeste14 inch horse cock and monstrous sweaty balls to rupture your internal organs>GravesWarden will kick open your door and Binding Word you>Hazeghosts you to go mumble some shit about the OSIC>Hollidayfrumpy lesbian>Ivycrushes you under 2 tons of stone>Geistwould literally succ you to death if she was willing to add sex to the equation, might succ you to death without sex anyways>McGinniswrench monkey lesbian>Minabitch>Paigecloseted freak in the sack who would do shir not even Drifter would allow>Paradoxprobably the most stable but still severely autistic, might swap you in the middle of sex just to fvck with you before stealing your shit>Pocketthey/them xussy>Silverwolfs out, stench alone would end your life>Sinclairyou will never know if it's Henry or Savannah that your fvcking so it's a 50/50 fag gambit>Vindictab& + dead ghost vagoo + having a hung dick will give her PTSD of being hung(hanged) and turn you into stacks>Vyper will give you the Ol' Lizard Special, which is just a fancy biological cocktail of venereal diseases>Yamatoお前 和 網 死んでいる。
>>580563091Silver is for sex
>>580556976Delayed cause it needed an unexpected amount of playtesting and you think there'll be no changesAggresively retarded
I like to watch replays where I popped off to see if the enemy was bitching about me in their team chat
>>580563091paige is completely vanilla.
>>580562619no, it's undeadjust put a stake in its heart and have done with it
>>580562007>kill leadkills don't matteryou should be getting kills to get objectives, if you aren't converting into objectives you are doing something wrong
>>580556976hero releases don't get documented balance changes.
>>580563091>holliday is lesbian>she's only been married to menwhere do you retards come from?
>>580563328Paige would present vanilla but easily go along with increasingly hardcore suggestions as long as it was your idea.
>>580557295troons arguing over what color vyper's jacket should be
>>580563091>Futafag knows nothing about the charactersWow, what a surprise.
>DLSS 5>ON
>>580564181looks like shite
>>580563551you can have same objectives and same souls while one team being like 10 kills ahead its ridiculous
>>580563091>the perfect post doesn't exi-
>>580559061Damn they turned Kazuya into a trooper
>>580562947the kill yourself ult was funny doe
>>580563091Schizo posts increasing in frequency the closer we get to the patch drop
>>580564710It's been increasing rapid recharge these last matches to be silver I can't even remain coherent in this night shift either Yoshit drop the turd o a patch already NIGGER
is this the perfect graves build?
she's getting buffed next patch, enjoy her being cancer tier for the next 6 months.
>>580565007No but it's not the worst I've seen.
>>580565046Female mystics getting nerfed to dumpster tier is erotic because of being reduced to rape meat
>>580565007>lightning scroll instead of mystic reverblol
>>580565007I like it, not sure about siphon bullets but sure.
Urn should provide perma buffs again
>>580565614what?
Urn should be some sort of king of the hill event
>"time wasting" viscous on your teamor>punch build viscous on the enemy team
>>580565682Urn should provide perma buffs again
>>580565770punch build seems pretty strong. Not enough parries in the world.
>>580565770goo ball viscous my beloved...never forget
>>580565792It does though?Do you just never run it yourself?
>>580565792(To the entire team)
>>580551774>MORE HIGH CUT LEATHER JACKETS!!!look i really dig the look too i own a fuck the world jacket i made myself but come the fuck on now i'd unironically take her using an oversized Lash shirt over this shit nowplus black on green like this always has looked ugly to mealso>keeping the legsgod forbid we get any non bipedals in this fucking game, christ
>>580565937vyper is a criminal and fucks billy despite her lash obsession, it suits her
>>580565937the "item update" is actually cosmetic itemsbuy a different jacket :)
Vyper is genuinely a retarded criminal and so she thinks THE LASH isn't a persona and that Jacob is genuinely a douchebag multi billionaire that she intends to poison for the inheritance money.
You may not like it but this is what peak shiv performance looks like
>>580551774valve has a fetish for giving characters open knees
>>580565980you can make a leather jacket suit almost everybody if it's cut right it doesn't mean they aren't overplaying it's use now when they clearly don't know what the fuck to do to a model (like it happened with celeste)it really only ever fit billy, and arguably silver
let's blow bebop
>>580566243space created desu they were probably all shooting you ccing you and then your team was able to clean up thats why the scoreboard isnt the only thing that matters
>>580566610it's because of all the sliding she does :)
>>580566682vyper has connections to both billy and silver doebeitceleste I'll give you, but I do like the jacket so I don't care anyway
>>580566243your merc ma/overflow?
>>580556976I have zero faith in the devs after the long awaited "matchmaking update" was abysmal dogshit.
i need to impregnate vindicta and give her triplets
TWOMOREWEEKS
>>580567269>revamped matchmakingsame matchmaking with new badges and seasons>item updatea couple of legendary items from street brool>large content updatehotpoo's pve slop and maybe some remodels that have been ready for over a year.
>>580563091>Graves>Warden will kick open your door and Binding Word youOver an 18 year old?
>>580567658americans are obsessed with pedophile-hunting
>>580565046I would be rock hard if I woke up and saw Vindicta hovering over my bed at 3am in the morning
Im honestly more curipus as to what theyre doing that required a month extra of playtestingIts either the pve mode or the revamped jungle
THEY DONT EVEN WORK ON NORMAL DEADLOCK WHY WOULD THEY MAKE A SECOND PVE VERSION OF IT
>>580567956Unlike league and dota, deadlock can take on more forms than just an assfaggots
>>580567746No they are obsessed with moral posturing, as all Christkikes are. Pigs without principles or the slightest hint of meaningful nuance beyond an attorney's rhetoric.
New to playing Haze . How do I make the best of her ult? It honestly feels like the worst ability in her kit
>>580568470for ganking 1v1 that's about it
i understand graves now
>>580568143>they are obsessed with moral posturingyes that is putting it better
>>580567956Because the "normal" mode is FUBAR garbage and most people rn play Brawl, the mode they probably didn't expect to be this popular
>>580568754GAWDpo strikes again
>>580568597>no heroic aurano you don't
>>580567956Because why not let the Risk of Rain devs make a Risk of Rain game?
>>580545669Paradox is white
>Christians out of nowhere>Americans out of nowherehmmm.. always around this time of night too...hmm...
>Parrying back to back
>>580569013
GET THESE FUCKING TANKS OUT OF MY GAME
>>580568935>not ginger???
>>580568597why lightning scroll
>>580569065see you at evo 2027 in new vegas
Where's our female ixian???
>>580569238cancelled for rat king sorry bro
>american is on eu servers because its like 3 am>calls out EVERYTHING>seven on green when he's fucking clearing waves at his walker>there's two on yellow as if we cant see that>getting boxes buying knockdownis NA just like that? of course some brit had to tell him to shut the fuck up then he was silent
>>580569238because we have vyper's huge ass jiggling when she slides, who needs a female ixian?!?!
>>580569226i went to evo three times back in my day but im a washed unc now
>>580569348>vyper's huge ass
>>580568754>most people play brawl>source pulled straight out of your ass>still not addressing the fact they dont have time to develop 2 games at once
>>580568882Prob cause that game sucks ass lol>yeah lemme just play victor in PvE mode I press my aura key down and that's itloooool
>>580569634yeah i dont know what pve is going to bring unless it gets wonky. otherwise its just as you've said
>>580568882Hotpoo should fuck off and make his own game and take all his dogshit hero designs with him
>>580569634you know vampire survivors is a more successful game than deadlock right?
>Echo shard gets nerfed cause having double stuns are annoying to fight>T3 uppercut giving hook back is fine thoughWhy?
was this one my fault?
>>580569797>T H R E E zeroes
>>580569795what should he have for a t3 upgrade?>>580569743such impotent rage...
>>580569526They have time, but they may not have the employees for it. They have less than 400 people at Valve making an estimated 50 million per head and I'd be unsure how much the executives are willing to change that. For comparison, most big tech/entertainment companies like Meta, Google, Netflix etc. make around 1.5 to 3 million per employee and need constant growth. Valve is sitting on a gold mine and monopoly that affords them all the time they need.
>people unironically want to get rid of refresher
>>580569797Graves BVLLS run this game.
>>580569747Cool but it was also designed to be PvE. Deadlock would have to undergo so much transformation to be PvE it would no longer be deadlock. Why not just make a different game at that point, gayboy
>>5805698808% restoration of missing hp
>>580569964why did they do the same thing for tf2 and then dota?
>>580569962yeah its totally graves winning that game and not the billy
hmmmmm should i play the game that makes me want to kill myself (odds) or draw furry butts (evens)
>>580569797there are THREE niggas feeding on your teamif I was on that team I'd kill myself
>>580570038>dota 2WHERE IS MY PVE MODE HUH??? HUH??????????? WHERE. YOU SAID IT. SO POINT TO ITAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>580570038they have never done that for either
>>580569797you share that weight with Seven and McG
>>580569795>why are some kits differenti dont know man that's why i only play counterstrike so it's all fair in my shooter game
>>580569797>zero objective damage
>>580570196siltbreaker, dark moon, aghanim's labyrinth, frostivusthey're still around on the arcade if you have a group to play them with>>580570263did you forget mann vs machine too?
>>580569964Deadlock is still fun even if it isnt a moba
>>580569971zzz
>>580569797>dies 11 times>0 greensYou'd think after the 7th death they'd go "hmmm maybe something to stop the dying"
>>580570387>gone, gone, gone, gone.>arcadedoesn't count
>>580570530i think it's pretty gay they don't bring them back on the main menu occasionally but you can absolutely still play pve in dota
>>580569880fuck you hotpoo, risk of rain is one of the most overrated games I've ever played.Icefraud and hotpoo, two overrated hacks getting exposed
>>580570657yeah i hit creeps to experience pve and then take all those earnings to brool my mind out in the river. same with deadlock, just pop creeps and brool.
>>580570387Those are gimmick modes they threw together once or twice and abandoned for events only. I do not consider that a real game. That's like saying the halloween mode with candy was a new PvP dota 3 game but it's just a custom game tier thrown together. And the vast majority of characters were not even allowed in aghs lab cause the game fundamentally doesnt work that way>>580570430Half the cast makes zero sense in PvE.
>>580565007build ID?
First ror was kino3d sloppa ruined it
>>580570776i'm not hopoo, but I did play risk of rain over 13 years ago :D
Should we unironically email gaben to let him know the devs are wasting vast sums of money on this dogshit and not even releasing updates?
>>580570883Risk of Slop was always Risk of SlopOut of every Roguelike from that era it was by far the least interesting one
>>580340509anybody have the sauce for this
>>580570196The first PVE mode for DOTA released in 2017, 4 years after it released.making side modes for the game before it's even in open beta is fucking retarded.
>>580570382He has echo shard stone form lvls of stun but base man. It's stupid.
PvE would be a huge waste of dev time but the team unfortunately listens to the community too much and may have been meme'd into making it real.If we waited 8 months for an update because they were playtesting basically a different game (that will get a month of attention before tourists forget about it) I'm going to snap.
>>580570936>i'm not hopooI don't believe you, hotpoo.
so parry lag compensation being blatantly rigged is never going to be fixed and will eternally be yet another tool valve uses to rig games, then?
I dont know why you fags are seething so much Pve also means different enemy mobsWhich would trickle to the actual jungle creeps
>>580572117they can just be jungle creeps instead of wasting time. half the enemies you will see in pve mode will either die in seconds or be memorable to kill you in that moment.
So when do we address the problem of spirit snatch on abilties that do melee dmg?
I for one just wanna see what the troubadour looks like so I can write more accurate fanfiction
>>580570819>Half the cast makes zero sense in PvE.Don't worry everyone is going to get a unique PvE kit so they'll split up their resources even more to balance things out.
>>580572117youre just retarded man, it's not happening
Holliday should have been black
>>580572401
>>580572284what's the problem?>>580572326I kinda pictured him looking like the creeper from jeepers creepers https://youtu.be/5ZUgU9CsjDc?t=58
Boss Nigger hero when?
>>580572326I was a young troubadourWhen I rode in on a songAnd I'll be an old troubadour when I'm gone
>>580570963Dear Gabe, ...
>vyper remodel is still an ugly snake monsterITS OVER BROSSHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TRASHY GORGON
>>580573264a trashy gorgong? wtf that would've been pure ASS, where do you get ideas this shit nigga
>>580573264If there's one thing game devs love doing it's avoiding doing work Animating an actual snake monster is hard so we get the weird lizard thing instead
>>580572326Isn't it just Drifter
Just went 0/15 on haze
>>580573635Drifter is explicitly not the Troubadour
Even drifter goes out of his way to warn holliday over her search
>>580573737Because he says so?No mr officer sir I am a serial killer just not the one you are looking for I promise
Am I sabotaging my matches if i pick this bad ass motha fucka
>>580573870The one thing we know about the Troubadour's powers is that he can turn into a flock of crowsDoes Drifter turn into a flock of crows?
>>580574045Doesn't he turn into birds or someshit when he teleports behind you?
silver should have big tits.lady geist should have bigger tits.the upcoming female frontliner should have even bigger tits.
>>580574462CADENCE......
Crackshot is completely OP and once the game hits a wider audience where the top level players can actually aim worth a shit, people will go "wow how did no one realize how busted this is?"
>>580574431No
>>580574874>wider audience where the top level players can actually aim worth a shityou won't see it. this is a moba lil pup.
>>580554653I play Paradox in broolStandard isn't real until at least next update.
>>580574035Yeah he's kind of bad at the moment
>>580569797Yeah kinda. Don't built point blank and get some greens.Seven did just as bad but he at least hit a guardian at some point.
>>580554653Street Brawl.
>>580574462I think they should rename the game "Breastlock" and make everyone female and have really big boobies
>>580574874wrong it is literally (and I am not exaggerating in the slightest) literally impossible to deal damage at all as holliday /dlg/ has reassured me of this many times
If I ever have to lane with a Holliday I just quit to desktop cause the character literally does 0 damage and it is literally impossible to win with one on your team
>>580576558*throws down jump pad**misses barrel**takes 500 damage from guardian**misses crackshot**stands behind your guardian leeching lane for the next 5 minutes because they refuse to buy regen*that's why im the law around here
>>580558549Who the fuck wants a PVE mode?
>>580576558I say this but unironically I have 350 games on holliday she's dogshit now not playing till they buff my main
>>580576857I think a PvE mode would be unfun dogshit but as long as it keeps hotpoo away from working on the main game I'm all for it
>>580576857Most mobas survive partly off their side modes these days.Standard and Ranked aren't where a lot of the playerbase are in dota or leeg.
>>580565007>>580568597There is such thing as the perfect build as it pertains to this particular patch, as for when to build them it is situational.It's important to understand Graves' goals. She wants to destroy Walkers early, maintain zipline control, and force enemies to walk in range to destroy her ult. Early fights in the jungle are completely irrelevant, the goal is at all times to create space for a number's advantage through pressuring an objective as ghoul A.I will by default go down lanes and not be of any use at all with all the ways to exploit map geometry and reach high ground. In other words, her objective is to win the game not waste her high cooldown-high impact abilities on coinflip fights. When the objective is taken and her ult is down she power farms the entire jungle leaving nothing behind, hovers out of vision to wait for a fight to start, then blows up another objective.That being the case we can narrow down her BiS core items immediately:-Magic Carpet>Ability Duration (Maximal Pressure)>Primary Escape Tool (prevents unsecured souls, of which Graves should have much if efficient, from falling in enemy hands)>Farming/Pushing time saver>Can be paired with Reactive Barrier/Indomitable/Unstoppable later-Boundless Spirit (non-negotiable/self-explanatory)-Superior Duration (non-negotiable/self-explanatory)-Transcendent Cooldown (non-negotiable/self-explanatory)-Heroic Aura>Ensures minions stay alive long enough during objective contests to deal damage.>Accelerates how fast objectives can be taken.>Minions apply Siphon at Tier 3 which means skulls rapidly stat steal and buff Graves' M1>Replaced later with situational T4 items but can be kept until the end game-Diviner's Kevlar>Ability Duration>Barrier>Spirit Power-Spirit Burn>Applies to objectives>-70% healing reduction>Stacks Exposure which also applies to objectives>Game ending purchase-Echo Shard-Spiritual Overflow-RefresherRest is situational.
>>580576857I do so i can play with my friends and not get mad at them because they suck ass
>>580577048>Most mobas survive partly off their side modes these days.
>>580577237You don't gotta like it but it's reality.
>>580577048>Most mobas survive partly off their side modes these days.which ones?
>>580577120I don't think transcendant CD is worth buying with just heroic aura and carpet, unless you're really late in the game. Just stick to the t3 for most of the game. Also, while i'm a big fan of Kevlar as an item, i don't like it on Graves. I've tried it a bunch of times but it feels bad because a lot of the times when you use your ult you're not immediately getting into a fight, so you often just waste the barrier and spirit buff
>>580544441I know, that bat weapon design is trash. Would be way better if was more simpler, like spikes instead of everything meshed into one.
>>580570963Dear Gabe,Please take the deadlock team out to international waters on one of your yachts and have them executedThank you for your attention to this matter,Anon.
Is there genuinely any way to avoid dogshit players that borderline troll you by just feeding & going 1/20?
>>580576558She's so insanely bad until she has max barrels, lane is just a humiliation ritual you have to go through every game until you can actually do damage. Even Shiv comes online earlier.
>>580577048yeah cuz im on standard deadlock, dota is old news. busy playing dota 3
>>580569795You can still double stun just as easy as before. The only issue is that it's every 40 seconds instead of every 20.
>>580577048no one is playing MOBA's for a pve slop side mode.
>>580577892>not a single movement tech or even a dashlol shitter
Who's excited for the new hero GORR tomorrow bros
>>580577643The exact timing of when to build them is situational however generally speaking:Improved Spirit > Superior Cooldown > Echo Shard > Heroic Aura > Superior Duration > Magic Carpet > Spirit Lifesteal > Spirit Burn > Spiritual Overflow > Diviner's Kevlar > Boundless Spirit > RefresherThis doesn't include counter-buying obviously which is done in between core purchases.
>>580578019this guy has to be baiting at this point
>>580578048dont need it
>>580577668throw them....from the 'eck
>>580577841she can't be as bad as billy in laneat least she can shoot creeps and doesn't need to try to primarily melee them
shiv more like the monkey nig
>>580578048this >>580579201 unironicallyfaggot is among the highest base ms in the game
watch them nerf warden and ignore wraith because the vibes based balancing metric has shifted to warden
>>580574035never
>>580579781Billy can start playing lane when he has his 1 > 3 > 1 combo, which you get before you even have your ult. Holliday mostly tickles you until her ult, and then goes back to tickling when it's on CD for another minute or so until she has T3 barrels.
hurrr durrr me underrate holliday burrr durrrr
>>580574035Wonder how Venator is good in Mystic and the falls off again for the next 5 ranks. Obviously ven would have a higher tier rating in Eternus because the people there right now understand teamplay versus everyone trying to be the superstar.
>>580580575yeah holliday has shit damage in lane, its truebut if you are only starting to be able to play right before people get ultimates the lane is usually decided by then, you get basically 1 chance to make a play before your lane is over, which is incredibly little agencyespecially because again, he has to melee most creeps because of how bad his gun is for lane creepsbilly is by far and away the worst laner in the gameyou basically barely contribute as well, it isn't as if he's a selfish laner, he does very little for himself OR his teammate, he just sits there meleeing creeps, which any hero can do basically
>>580577428turbo
>>580580575this is true if you can't aim at all
>>580576857League's TFT pulls more people into League than anything else. They can also count that as a league player since you need to be in the league client to play it.
>>580581013I always get harassed super hard whenever I am against a holiday
>it's a "bebop lands all his hooks in lane and acts like he's the hyper carry but then he does no damage when you build resists so he doesn't know what to do and then falls off and becomes a creep" episodeI love these episodes, turn up the volume
It seems like there is a sentiment beginning to grow within the "pro"/streamer community that movement slows should apply to aerial movement and not just grounded movement as they do right nowI first saw Lightbringer the coach for Buff Enjoyers talking about it the other day and Crayon/Wander are echoing the same thing. I thought this thread might find it an interesting discussion point since movement gameplay gets dragged so much in here
>>580581243nah, that's what slowing hex and weighted shots are for
>>580581131Isn't tft pvp?
>>580581243Maybe being able to noclip across the map is...bad...?
>>580581243im a noob which axis is the z axisdiagonal?
>>580581243largely why slowing hex is so good and so popular, as it's the only item that slows down gravity
>>580581150Buy regen and stand behind a wall lil gup
Admit it, it was fun
>>580581430all movement slows killing air movement would require another total item rework and just make slows harder to access. would rather get another gravity altering item instead of a rework
>>580581336Oh shit you're right you play against other people. It just looks so boring I thought it was PvE since all you do is collect place and let the game do the work.
>>580581536>Solo Ivy against Infernus>Nobody wants to swapIt was shit
>>580581536i just miss having solo lanes
>>580581243I've said this a few times in these threads, but the fundamental problem with movement right now are how efficient edge/cornerboosts are when they spend no stamina. Stamina is meant to be a resource, you use it to move. You use it to engage, you won't have it to escape. You don't have it to escape, you probably die. The problem is that edge/cornerboosts allow you to go extremely fast while using no stamina at all, which in turn kind of circumvents the entire system.
>>580577237Do you know how life changing ARAM was for LOL?
>>580581536I didn't play the game back when it was 4 lanes, and I hope Valve adds a 4v4 mode that uses the old map.
>>580581619They're literally working on an item rework patch as per Yoshi
remove doorfag from the game immediately
>>580581619>would require another total item reworkyou mean the thing that is happening in the next update?that thing?lmao
I hope corner/edge boosts are removed because it would be really funny.
>>580581829>>580581886streamer bitching for movement slow rework just started today, so I'm presuming it's not part of the ongoing rework THINK
>>580581430I really feel like they need to make Knockdown not horrible. Its seriously just such a bad fucking item right now, because every single hero who you want to use knockdown against will always buy either counterspell or debuff remover, sometimes both. It just doesn't work. I've given up on buying knockdown and am just going for phantom strike now.
>>580581725that is a spic
>>580582385retard
>>580574035If you play him incredibly safe for the next 10 minutes after laning phase is over, and farm properly... then no. Just show up to fights, and don't go running in front of your team. Play selfish as fuck and play to survive, always shoot the fucking shit out of the enemy in this order,Squishiest > Closest > Most Dangerous >TankiestIf you get caught in a pickle, try to run into a room, and bait people into your gutshot + trap.
does anyone actually use the live spectating thing
>>580582647all the time back before it was allowed on twitch
>>580577120Carpet is an item I think more characters should legit buy. It's a great escape tool, a great engage tool, and can even be used to run urn and rotate fast it also comes with a bevy of great stats.It's also off CD all the time.Buy it on Abrams and run people down with it, it's fucking hilarious charging someone off carpet and it's consistent.
>>580582647Yeah I'll watch some Eternus games to see what they do in lane and what they buildIt's the kind of thing people who unironically watch their own replays use
>>580582445she has a moustache, bro
>warden just walks towards you and deals all your health in 5 secondsthey better nerf the fuck out of this shit next update
>>580583148this isn't a skill based game its a farming/stat check game
>>580583289wrong it's a retarded shit of the month game until the devs fix whatever broken thing people are doing
>>580573870He says it to infernus though
>>580580424>GET DOWN MR. FRANKENSTEIN
>>580583030you'd be terrible at ethnoguesser
>>580583529oh i guess that is ava gardnerwhoopsie poopsie
>>580582023Anvil now has weight (120% gravity scaling). Dispelling knockdown now causes the anvil to fall early. Knockdown now stuns after 3 seconds to compensate.There. I fixed knockdown.
>>580582023Knockdown needs to be instant and only have scaling with height, so it doesn't stun if you are on the ground, but just solely based on heightbut in the air? immediately to the groundtrying to scale a building and do some dumb shit? straight to the ground
>>580583965>>580583735Feel like you need to rework vindicta if you make either of these changes to knockdown. Because Vindicta is completely useless while not flying and her flight is on such a long CD, she gets disproportionately fucked over by being knowcked down. GT, Lash, Celeste all can just get right back into the air, Vindicta basically loses like 60% of her usefulness if she gets knocked down. I mean i guess you could go indomitable every game on her to make up for it, but i dont know.
>>580581536>solo vs solo mcginnis going headshot and wall amp
>>580583148literally every single carry in the game is like this they don't even have to nerf warden, in a month people will forget about him like they did wraith and they'll be complaining about the next one
Ok someone PLEASE explain to me why the fuck people can leave 7 minutes in and the game is just not deleted and doesn't count.How the fuck does that makes sense that's a third of the game time in high rank games.Can't duos literally just queue together and if they lose early one abandons?
>>580584107>solo vs paradox>paradox starts charging carbine>you are not allowed to peek at all to last hit troopers or you lose half your health to carbine + nadereally epic and fun stuff
>>580584190If you're partied with a leaver you take the loss even if the game isn't scored.
>>580584097Vindicta is cancer AIDS whenever she is viable in any ways so good.
>>580584097>I need to buy an item in case my opponents buy things to counter mehow is this bad?how is this an issue?>no I should be an uncounterable flying monster no one can interact with and I get to shoot for free constantlyfuckin should hear yourself
>>580584183>they don't even have to nerf wardenlmaoPeople didn't forget about wraith it's just warden is THAT retarded that makes wraith look somewhat manageable
are there any good matches you all have ever hadlike any at all that you think were really good
>>580584332easier to just queue at the same time solo as the person your boosting, if they're on the enemy team you just throw, if they're on your team you can leave and save their mmr
>>580581243these "pros" really want that nigga lash to die huh
>>580584332Alright, that's good but still why the FUCK can you leave at the 7-8 minute mark and make the game not count?Not even in dota that's allowed, what the fuck?Even when not partied in higher ranks you just see the same people 24/7, very easy to match fix in both sides and wouldn't surprise me if this already happens a lot.
>>580584681dota 2 is a competitve mobadeadlock is a party game for women and trans
>>580569971Yoshi... Is that you? No fucking way.
>>580584726based retard-kun...
>>580584595yeah, heaps of themmost of my matches are pretty good, its like 40-50% of my matches are "fine"5-10% are really good, good team, close game, no weird shit from the enemies10-20% have like 1 person who is good/funny/whatever and the rest of the game is fine20-30% have 1-2 people who are just a problem, be it just some dickhead constantly on the mic, heavy feeders, people doing retarded shit, whatever. A mute or just keeping in mind to not trust/rely on this person usually makes them tolerable enough, depending on exactly what the issue isand like 10% are actively bad and awfulDo you expect I keep a list of the best/most fun games or something?
>>580570485you're sleeping nowbut wait until yoshi actually adds that shit to the game
>>580584852zzz
>>580584852>yeah, heaps of them>Do you expect I keep a list of the best/most fun games or something?nigger the matches are in your match history, you don't need to keep an exact list
>>580584681>Alright, that's good but still why the FUCK can you leave at the 7-8 minute mark and make the game not count?>Not even in dota that's allowed, what the fuck?What are you talking about?Deadlock has identical rules for not scored games to dota.If they leave before first blood they get a loss and an abandon and the game doesn't doesn't count, or if they were disconnected before first blood and they leave during that same disconnect/were having connection problemsThey also detect connection stability and shit and if its been a problem for a lot of people and some shit happens it just doesn't countIf people are getting kills and shits happening, at 7min in, the game absolutely does count even if someone leaveswtf are you talking about?
>>580584852Uh,forget I said anything.
>>580584986>just go through all your games and pick out the good oneslike what?Yeah man I can exactly pick out which ones were the really good games I played by a small box showing my hero and my scorewtf are you on about?nah nigger, I aint spending hours going through hundreds to games to find "good ones" for youwhat the fuck kind of insane shit is that?
>>580585095I feel bad for your parents
>>580585095>"yeah, I have heaps of good matches">"no, I can't be bothered to pick out a single one"you are the lowest common denominator
Happiest man in /dlg/https://files.catbox.moe/3761z5.mp4
>>580574431>teleports behind you (but not as a flock of crows)
>I have plenty of good matches...>but I would NEVER show them to you!Holy fuark... He's BACK! GLORY TO HIS MAJESTY!
They need to add a mechanic where you give a buff to your lane partner by kissing them (banned for male/male)
>>580581994they are fully embraced as game mechanics by the devs atpthey're not going anywhere, but it would be stupidly funny if they got giganuked anyway
>>580585012>If people are getting kills and shits happening, at 7min in, the game absolutely does count even if someone leaves>wtf are you talking about?3 games in the past week>one rage quit at the minute 6 mark, 2 towers down, several kills, didn't count>One disconnected 4 minutes in, after 8 minutes of pauses he never reconnects, at minute 7 the game stops and does the not being scored popup>one guy left at minute 7:50 after all lanes got raped and they lost all 3 towers>not scoredEither Valve is lying or their shit don't work because apparently the only thing that matters is leaving pre minute 8.
>>580585359>>580585294Damn the double post, I rustled your jimmies that bad?No one cares about your schizo opinion faggotGo on anon, post 27 excellent games and 14 terrible games for us all now.If you can't you are admitting you a colossal nigger faggot who can't even meet his own standards.
>>580585738You understand that when your teammate leaves its different to your opponent leaving, right?If your teammates leave you get a pop up saying you will not get scored as a loss, which means if you WIN it still counts as a win, it just doesn't count if its a loss.Not scored means the game doesn't count for ANYONEWhen your teammate leaves it just means the loss doesn't count for your team, it only counts for the person who left and their party, but the WIN still counts if you win with a leaver
>>580585871All 3 of those were on the enemy side, the game ended and wasn't scored despite being quite ahead.
>>580585745I never laid out any standards like "you must show 30 games!!!" -- I asked for one good one. You're just making shit up and being a gigantic asshole.If you don't have any good games to show, then maybe just shut the fuck up and not respond? I genuinely do feel pity for your parents though, assuming they're still alive and didn't kill themselves from being around you for too long.
>>580585745retard-sama...
>>580582647I do sometimes when I want to watch high mmr games without some asshole talking over it
>>580585934>I asked for one good oneNo nigger, you didn't.You asked if anyone has good games, not an example of them, just if we have themTHEN you decided to be a retarded nigger and ask for examplesThanks for admitting you are a, and I quote, colossal nigger faggot.I accept your concession, no need to reply, you have already outed yourself
>>580581243OR you could just not have movement be fucking retarded like dragon ball z?literally who asked for that trash? it makes the game SO FUCKING DUMB just have whatever slow they want on aerial movement on by default it would make the game so much better not having people wall bounce across the map it's so retarded and makes watching the game disgustingif you've ever tried to watch nightshift it's impossible to tell what's going on cause of it
>Weapon damage sucks? But my Merc Mag build does so much!
>>580581393x/y is 2d movement z is 3d movement so jumping up and downhe wants people to not jump so high in the air
>>580586052>LAA LAA LAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU huh
>>580586052In the time that you spent writing this is the time where you could've pulled some match ID out of your ass to at least somewhat satisfy my... "Requirement"?? Like holy hell dude, if you don't wanna do it, just don't fucking do it. You don't have to be an extremely performative retard about it.
>>580585745>rustled your jimmiesholy shit it's 2012
>>580586369Just quit feeding the nigger nonnie, it's better if you let him be tarded
>>580585410this guy rules
>>580586373>>580582050the marvel rivals general is laughing at us bros
>If I samefag enough people might think I am a different person
i like how this game is just your retard roamer player gets picked solo in the enemy jungle at 30 minutes and you just lose the game instantly and the first 30 minutes of the game doesnt matter
>>580586510they're right doe
>>580586369>>580586052>>580585359>>580585095>>580584986>>580584852>>580584595samefag
Post heroes who were built for human men
>>580586510never thought id say this but they have a better ranked system than we do we lost
>>580586531This is an awfully strange way to concede, but I'll take it!
>>580586643>EOMM is better than an SBMMisit doe
>>580586643a fucking hobo on fentanyl could come up with a better ranked system than the deadlock devs
>deadlock doesn't have eomm
>>580545378Who's the artist?
>>580551774WHERE ARE HER FAT LIZARD TITS YOSHI???!!!Also reminder when leakers were still active those retards didn't even understand Celeste was supposed to be a circus performer.
>deadlock has an EOMM>no there IS evidence for it>it's just>all the evidence might be>might be uh>anecdotal>wait wait WAIT DON'T RAPE ME PLEAAAAAADeadlock does not have any such EOMMs. You are simply weak.
>>580584595I just clip moments I like using steam recording since replays/match ids don't last long. https://litter.catbox.moe/1tgvzh.webm
>team never wants to fight an objective>enemy team takes rejuv>suddenly my team wants to fight when they have 3 extra livesI can't wait for this game to be open beta
>>580586943this. my winrate is 70% in ranked. (You) are just dogshit pisslow
>>580586558yea basically that's why the game sucks until higher ranks but even then pickoffs matter more it's weird
literally every single hero in this game without exception has some unfun uninteractive extreme OP bullshit that no one enjoys. this really just says to me that the devs would rather sprinkle bullshit around the cast than actually put effort into making each hero's kit fun and balanced
>>580586943well, Valve is pulling a schrodinger with the MM and is never going to truly let us know if it's EOMM, unless we were able to see some paper/source 2 mm code with our own eyesbasically it's schrodinger's eomm
put a $50 bet on polymarket that wander's wife lindsey clancy's his kid because he ignores her for deadlock
>bebop>ulting>apollo ripostes FROM THE END OF THE BEAM to stun memust feel great to main a yoshi favorite
>>580587220
>>580587629I play bebop and apollo. Skill issue
>>580584097All CC items need to come with some kind of penalty. The utility they provide is infinitely more impactful than any modification to damage or defense, and counter items dont matter when the entire enemy team can get their own knockdown/slowing hex/what have you. The team can have six anvils, Vindicta can only by counterspell once Knockdown, Slowing Hex, Disarming Hex, all cc and debuff items should either >Come with a damage penalty>take up an extra item slot>Be in their own item tier that doesnt contribute to the three main stats
>>580578048Movement tech is admission that your fundamentals and macro are shit so you have to compensate by abusing bugs to make up for lost time.
>>580588039okay but what if I want to learn movement tech because movement is just fun in this game
>>580587629>riposte recast range 35m>hyperbeam max range 70msomething's not adding up here
>>580587629>He didn't rush unstoppableBruv you would have just gotten anviled anyway
>>580587629You don't even have to hit him with the beam. If he catches a stray bullet then he can teleport-stun you. He's one of the broken bullshit heroes who are allowed to be like that because no eceleb has complained yet.
>>580588082then you're a movement tranny and need to be gassed when hitler the second takes power
>>580588084sorry my bad should have said I was exactly 52.3111 meters away from the apollo who riposted me after traveling exactly 9 meters towards my location (he bought greater expansion)
>>580585738Recently I had a game where we were inside their boss room at like 15 minutes killing them left and right and then as we were about to blow up the Shrines the game just abruptly ended with "returning to hideout" and it wasn't scored. I think there was an AFK guy on their team but he wasn't even disconnected, just AFK.I'll try to check if it still has a replay because that shit was weird as fuck.
just confirmed using ChatGPT Astra that my teammates are at fault and not me
>>580588646/aicgh/ is thataway
>>580588082I think that if you know edge boosting (input a wall jump in a diagonal right as you are about to slide off the wall), mantle slide (hold crouch as you mantle a wall to immidiately go into a forwards slide), jump buffering (input and hold jump motion while you are animation locked by a light melee or a jump animation so you can mantle a railing and still get a mantle slide) and you understand how to use diagonal dashes tl gain momentum, you got the tech necessary to get you to eternus.The hard part is actually learning routes using the tech and making the tech second nature so you don't flub it during a chase.
>>580588906stopped reading at edge boostingfuck off nigga nobody learning that faggot shit
>>580584097Literally just counterspell it
>>580588685why is the ai chatbot general in vg anyways
holy crap
>>580589037better than gacha but good question
>>580589146>no knockdowns
>>580588906NTA but while I get all the funny bugs and all, there are some really inane parts of the movement system stemming from like centuries old Quake bugs and "anti-movement technique ""fixes""" like how inputting forward movement mid-flight actually fucks you over because it caps your speed.It's just really gay there are things to the movement system that you simply won't know and cannot gleam from watching people in-match, you just HAVE TO read some tranny site or Discord.
Odds I play Deadlock until the updateEvens I buy Wardogs while waiting...
>>580586605>posts a lesbian
>>580589402Just go play Arma Reforger KoTH, same thing and the devs aren't acting like crypto bros.
>>580589334i think there's this weird bystander effect where nobody wants to buy it because they assume someone else will buy iti went for phantom strike because i knew i'd be able to bully her
was raging at bebop in laning but then I remembered bebop sucks and I went 18-6
>>580589520Also if you're at an elo where Vindicta is buying counterspell you would need two on this team
>turns out golden egg is a prisoner's dilemmakino
>>580589627>then I remembered bebop sucksOnly if you play spirit bebop brick kunHe's op if you go mostly gun
>>580589146>the BM commends
>>580589512You know, I would have rather you left me un-(You)'d than to reply to me with... that.
>>580589716well he was going spirit bebop
>>580589627Was raging at Deadlock in ranked but then remembered matchmaking sucks and I went 0-25.
>>580589512she's banging venator. Priests still fuck all the time.
>>580589518Too milsim for me and I dislike ArmA gunplay, I want something more arcadey where I can fuck around.
>>580589724i dont bm commend i commend when i make a misplay and die which is why i commended mcginnis and the other two teammates were funny on the mic
>>580589848you don't? it's funny
I exclusively commend people if:- they're on enemy team- it's mid-match- they're at least 5 deaths over their kills- they either got caught doing something stupid by my team OR they jumped me thinking they can do it and I still kill them- after I type ? in all chat
>braindead apollo feeds the enemy silver her ult and reset every single round on street brawl>eventually cant stun her because she gets unstoppable>he complains about silver being OP in chat holy shit dude streetbrawlers are tards
They need to fix whatever the fuck is going on with CalicoIt's not OP and I'm not sure what it even is but it's just visual cancer on my screenthe shit where there's like 500 bullets of different colors being shot at you
>>580590065I had a passive aggressive giga tilted sinclair in lane buy egg then spam hex and try to melee people. I let him die and he spammed the thanks chat wheel then said he was glad he bought egg and was muting everyone. I commended him then afked in lane until I got ult then roamed. We won but goddamn it's good to be able to tilt people with commends
>>580590138Calico IS opmost of that happens to be because of her gloom bombs and the tunnels, but she's at the very least strong A-tier since with her you can rip mid much earlier.
>>580590065I commend everyone when I have funI commend no one when I didn't have funt. farming behavior score and shards for when they're implemented retroactively
>>580590065I used to do something like this but then I realized that it's in my own best interest that I keep the 0-10 guys from leaving because if they leave I can't farm them for souls anymore.
Speaking of commending people mid-game I had a funny moment today where a victor missed punching my bag after his goons ganked me and went back to do it again then died for it. I commended him and he said his nose grew 2x on that play
>>580590138That'a just average Calico gun build, the funny particles that get added to your shots aplly to all of her pellets and THEN you get Split-Shot.There were a couple of matches I got Calico and went gun on purpose because the enemy team had a Russian nickname. I like to think I lagged out at least some of them.
I can’t stop buying eggIt feels like such a waste sometimesBut cracking that shit open after a Rem has been hogging and stealing sinners all game makes my dopamine receptors explode
the sinners were promised to me 3000 years ago
>>580584546As a Yamato main it always amuses me when Vindicta thinks she's safe in the air before I grapple to her and nuke herThis japanese bitch can fly too
>>580590738Shame Mina ult silencesThough there’s ways around it
>>580586731>EOMMLiteral boogieman
>>580586510I would make love to her with my brown cock
I dont think people understand how insane it is that for 40% of the entire time it's been beta there hasnt been an update. Surely the game is being cancelled if there's nothing big coming
/dlg/ would never be able to guess whose hero this build belongs to
>>580592626Celeste
>>580592268The update is probably just *that* big and ambitiousIf we don't have 6 new heroes though I'm rioting. We need desperately need them. I'm so fucking sick of seeing wraith, lash, celeste and warden every game.
>>580592751I really don't see Celeste that much and she doesn't bother meGraves however...
>>580592751Hey, yosh, this guy thinks we made new heroes!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgjL1rsDJnI&t=8sI hope you're right my nigga
>>580592869I see her nearly every game where she isn't banned as a phantom shitter since its where all the meta abusers end upIts probably less bad in new player ranks, in a way I'm jealous>>580592871Me too me too. Seriously if they ended up not making any new heroes so they can waste resources on some shitty FOTM risk of rain mode no one will touch a month after release then i will be SEETHING, VIOLENTLY SEETHINGGet your priorities straight niggers.
if you play victor you need to jump off a bridge
>>580592994>jump off bridge into a crowd>reincarnate>accidently stun and kill hundreds of people
this bitch is useless
>>580593047He cant keep getting away with this
>>580593106she hardcore rapes vindicta players and that's about it
>>580593191why not just pick apollo and do the same but way better
>>580593106Her grapple is OP but otherwise the rest of her kit feels disjointedLike her 1 could due with a rework or something since it sucks.
>>580593239I do play apollo and he's way worse at killing vindicta. That matchup is pretty even if she gets slowing hex
>>580590214They should add Hoodwink retroactively.
>>580593106Lane bully and strong fighter but she needs teammates to make use of the opportunities she brings them.
>>580593473>Lane bullyShe can't even do this shit anymore
>>580593507Actually yea you're right, they've picked her 1 and 3 apart too much.
only in deadlock can you silver who is 16/1/16, pushed 3 guardians and 3 walkers and took midboos have 18k LESS souls than enemy 5/5/5 celeste
>>580593645no way is that possible, and if it is then she should have bought trophy
>>580593645i hope you seriously don't think that kills before 20 minutes matter
>>580593473>lane bullyJust a reminder that:>pocket satchel does more damage than a full charge power slash pre 5 ap, as instant burst with aoe range while making him invulnerable>wraith can do twice a full charge power slash damage in lane very easily almost instantly>drifter has a better power slash on lower cooldown>viscous deals almost as much damage as the full charge power slash, on chargesThis bitch actually has to stand still for a second and half to do 145 damage
>>580593571Her 2 also got raped because it gives less charges, has less spirit and a higher cooldown so maxing it feels like shit and 2 points on it feel worse than before, without taking into account they nerfed many of her items.
>>580593734It actually is quite possible because a single solo kill can give you like 3k souls when behind.a solo kill and solo walker when behind is like 10k souls, rubberband mechanics are retarded it just hasn't been a problem yet because of all the other dumb bullshit.
>>580593951comebacks are extreme but it's also necessary because of how bad the game is about snowballing, if you manage to get lucky and kill hitler silver who is 16-0 that SHOULD be a big swing. Otherwise she could press the advantage even more with no risk, you know?
I do not understand how to play Warden. I know he's OP right now but I just don't get how to play as him. Like you're either crushing or you're being crushed, I don't feel like there is any rhyme or reason to his character. Probably a me issue, I get that. But every time I play no matter what items I buy or build I use I don't seem to do well as him. When I verse him it's like he's an unstoppable monster who can't be killed and does 100000000 damage, but in my hands it's like I shoot marshmellows and am made of paper
>>580594397>but in my hands it's like I shoot marshmellows and am made of paperWelcome to deadlock
>>580594397You can stat check people and abuse veilwalker dudeits not that hard
>>580594397you're an anchor you dont dive, you dont hang too far back, you're like the focal point for the fight with teammates orbiting you
>>580594397just.............mash your keyboard and shoot people..........
>>580593767power slash is such a mediocre spellcrimson slash feels so much better despite being so much less damage
hopeeveryone had a great kirkiversary
Today, I will build Billy like Spirit Drifter and max bashdown first with rapid recharge.
>>580592751It's the same size as or smaller than the previous one
>>580582878don't give the item too much attention, I don't want them buffing it again and then dumpstering it when it becomes meta
>>580595062nobody died this time so not really
Why are the same characters allowed to be strong all the time but if my main gets to be strong for half a patch it's nuked in the next one?
i play victor
>>580596810your characters not a dev/streamer pet
>>580596934Its a simple, honest lifeI enjoy playing him inbetween spamming tryhard silver games
>Yamato was fine>devs buff her>she becomes more popular>streamers and their mindless drones bitch about her>she gets nerfed>she's now worse than beforeWhatever they're paying Yoshi is far too much
>>580597439Sorry only carry heroes are allowed to be goodExpect venator to get buffed since the average carry player makes him look bad
>>580543736>silver>barefootexquisite. i'm gooning to this tonight
>>580597691>Expect venator to get buffedyeah you're right he needs another -2 move speed and -2 stamina instead
We heard you, Warden is currently overpowered due to Mercurial Magnum, we hope with these changes players will get to experience Warden the way we originally envisioned his character to play as.>Warden >Bullet damage per boon reduced from 0.28 to 0.067.>Mercurial Magnum >spirit power reduced from 7 to 6.
>>580562619depends on the lore.
2 to 3 weeks left...
Yur welcum
>>580597439shes still fine but the nerfs were unneeded.
>>580594397>>580594481Warden is a frontliner mascarading as a carry.
>>580595062jolly 9/11 anon!
>>580598951>they nerf merc>multiple characters are now weaker because they used it as a crutch.
>>580562619i think they can in true blood
>>580601732I wanted to pick her up recently and I struggled hard as fuck. If MM Gods don't grant a retard lane with someone feeding you, being able to do anything in the match is enterietly contingent on the rest of the team being good.
Why is NA so bad at Deadlock?
>>580603629Game is better when she’s not good, needs a rework 2bh
>>580604375Boils down to the atomized culture, lack of welfare benefits(less neets)
>>580602338>Ivy12.png
How do Counter Strike nigs deal with droughts? They've been playing the same game for like 25 years
>>580592626Quintessential wraith but since you phrased the question like that it’s probably something dumb like rem
>>580604808gambling addictionthe smart ones play 1.6 or source instead
>>580604808The trick is to drill down to the autistically detailed minutia. I can play d2 with my eyes closed, not even joking, I can navigate the map, throw utility, prefire every position, and micro adjust my aim based on the sounds from the enemy. When pushing cat I know exactly where and how long to crouch, when pushing long I know which side to hug, when to wide swing, which pixel of the wall to bounce the flash for a unreactable pop. If I hear you shoot I know to the millisecond how long until you rotate to my location.Deadlock is still very very very early in grand scheme of meta development, if you remember cs before astralis it’s like that. One day there will be a mind shattering Strat that sweeps a big tourney and fundamentally alters how everyone approaches the game. You can tell even by the high level players opening, they don’t have consistency in pathing or presume they kind of just slop out to lane because the opponent is usually even sloppier
>>580604686Yeah?
>>580604808The game is perfect (minus cheaters)
>>580604808They have no standards, they've been playing the same map for over 2 decades
>>580604808They actually enjoy their game. I'm still playing Deadlock because I actually enjoy it.
Its not that graves is threatening or even that she's an autopilot character its just her kit spews shit all over the arena and makes everything more tedious. It's like she exists to litter and you have to pick it up
>>580604808CS is the kind of game that thrives under its consistency. CS being the same game as always is specifically part of the appeal. it's fast, it feels good, it's fun to watch, and it's always thereMOBAs and hero shooters need continuous patching, balancing, and updates. these games suffer under 'stale' metas, because in some respects these games are defined by not having a singular meta. and if it settles into one, usually that's a negative thing. usually it approaches some disgusting cheese or some exhausting dominance of one specific hero or class of heroes or what-have-youthere's also just the simpler reason that CS historically does not get many major changes and so the player base does not expect frequent major changes. MOBAs on the other hand do, and thus are expected to continue receiving major updates
>>580586510>this is the average deadlock player>is cosplaying as a marvel character
>>580606167desu as a Graves player I kinda hope they rework her to be less spammy and have some micro stuff. not necessarily dota 2 micro like meepo or visage because how would that even work for deadlock, but something to move the zombies around at least
>>580605246but thats even more stale, are you retarded
They should add a friendslop mode where you explore the Cursed Apple with friends and fuck around weird places
>>580599046can vampires get ME preggers?
>>580606845better than playing post wingman csgo
what if there was a third patron and there were 3 teamseveryone has a pair of lanes going to eachother's basesand then a roundabout in the middle
>whenever i play some slow projectile hero such as Paige, my laning partner never confirms soulsI'm tired, boss.
>>580607106Would suck, there is board games like this and it basically devolves into 2v1 then 1v1
>>580606984nigga... 2017 is your cutoff?
>>580606883Yeah
i cant seem to use move tech in real gamesonly in sandboxcant deal with the pace
>>580607476best news drifter's heard all day
>>580607140Tell them? Otherwise how would they learnYou DO have a mic, right?
Old Calico cat turrets hero when
>>580608127No turrets until Deathy is gone, he has the ear of the dev and personally hates them with an irrational fevor
You know, I had my doubts because I barely played CS2 and DOTA2, Artifact was pretty bad. But Alyx made me think maybe Valve still got it. Deadlock convinced me finally: Valve simply no longer knows how to make videogames.Sure, the music, the art style, the setting, the writing, voice acting, character designs, visuals - all good. But the game design, the gameplay, the hero designs (gameplay wise) are so fucking bad, man. Deadlock makes it so clear that Valve no longer has its magic. Even if you account for the game still being in testing, most the changes they implemented these past 2+ years only made the game worse. How's that even possible is beyond me.
>>580608702i disagree and i think the game has substantially improved since the alpha first leaked
>>580608702I agree and I think the game has substantially gotten worse since the alpha first leaked
>>580608894>>580609103Thank you ChatGPT
>>580604375NA is bad at every game played professionallyamerican exceptionalism and the hubris it inspires, combined with the lack of reliable access to scrimming against other cultures, means NA struggles to foster coherent teamplay and player talent
>>580608702Kill yourself retard
>>580608702>>580609103Shoo shoo, r*otshill.
>>580607215i probably played for a while after, but I know I wasn't playing when they added agentsi just remember gloves being the dumbest shit
>>580609290>>580609261uh oh valvedrone melty!
but when is deadlock releasing on epic games though?
>>580609261>>580609290>Nooooo don't critize Le heckling trillion dollar company!How does that boot taste?You are the reason CS2 is so shit retards, fellating all Valve's decisions
>>580609498>cs2>shitJeet mad his toaster can't run it. KEK!
>>580607476Is there an all in one lewd mod/collection for vanilla? I want horny but I don't want mismatched assets.
>>580608702>the writing, voice acting, character designs, visuals - all good
>>580609498you are the literal 1d caricature you're accusing others of being
>>580609571projecting jeet or orccall it
>>580609572This is unmodded lol
>wraith>warden>celeste>all on the enemy teamYup. WE love queue.
>>580609832I know, I am asking a question.
>>580609976I don't know, never used any coomer mods with DD, I know of Lustiest Lair, and it looks okay, but that's my judgement from a brief glance.
ivy should lose 1 stam and her anti grav but gain the ability to glide like mina with her wings
>>580546321>>well shit let's choose the ugliest/worst examples of black people to base it off ofBASED?
>>580552709no it's okay because you dispel the amp alongside the->it has charges
>>580609571I can run Deadlock on ultra upscale 8kCS2 is unironically so bad even Valorant could be a better game now. Valve just can't make games anymore.
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>>580553286>>LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS IN YOUR 30'S?common as fuck in a lot of places now. did you know women made up 98% of job hires in america in august? like what are you even supposed to do with a number like that when you consider the other 2% are just indians
>Oh boy I can't wait for this item update while the matchmaking persists to form absolutely unplayable dog shit games that all coincidentally end at exactly 22 minutesI dropped this EOMM dog shit for wardogs and so should you.
>>580563321Nah not about you. I will be bitching about my 0-10 seven and 0-11 warden however.
>>580611194Skill issue, I got a job 2 days ago
>>580565770>buy a curse>rape viscousyeah nice time waste bro
>>580605348I was just thinking how important getting control of the bridge at the start the lane was and how nobody really bothers to get there first or control it was, that will probably be one of the first side lane metas down the line
>>580581243your dumbo pro retards don't realise hex rapes air movement. the only thing that needs to happen is making slowing bullets do the same thing.
>>580586731>eomm is better than sbmmbrother this game has the most blatant EOMM in the world>>580591473>1 game off promotion>proceed to get teams that get ass raped 2-25 in lane for the next 4 gamesyeah okay
>>580608368>>580608127why the fuck would we want two turret heroes? at least graves zombies feel different enough
>>580611441yeah at the dick sucking factory
>>580611441yeah that doesn't actually translate to moving out though>make 2500 a month>rent is 2000>bills are easily all of the remaining 500>can't spend or save money ever again and live in abject poverty for the rest of your life
>>580612160I’m an unc, I moved out in 2012
>>580611441Most poor people have jobs. 50% of them have two or more
>3 back to back losses yesterday>don't really feel like playing todayso this is the power of engagement...
>>580612254you're only allowed move out if you make like 80k euros a year. everyone who is making like half that can't even afford an apartment after taxes.
>>580611126I'm with Seven on this one
>>580612361Stop caring Bout winning. Have fun just from minute to minute gameplay. Or try Brawl, the main mode of Deadlock
>>580612372I had to get roommates to make it work, at least 2 and at one point it was 5
>>580611126
>>580612584>6 people living under the same roofthis lacks any dignity or privacy whatsoever. I'm not giving you shit btw want to be really clear on that but I fucking hate jews so much.
>>580609920You will be LIFTED into the BALL, BOYS AND GIRLS and in a few seconds, it'll all be over.And you will like it.
>>580612993it's time to change the BALL, BOYS AND GIRLS
can they just remove calico from the game? she's so aids
>>580613246this but every m1gger that rapes your full hp walker in 3 seconds at the 11 minute mark
>>580613406Naw that I can forgiveThe Walker can get it
>>580612973There is dignity in the pursuit, and we still had private rooms(3 bed for 3 males + girlfriends)
>open 5 different top streams>all blatantly cheatingnice game
sex with shiv
>>580612584I'd rather be homeless than live with 6 strangers under the same roof
>>580613527for the health of this game they need to start putting serious resists on walkers until like 20. there's beta testers telling people games last like 10m less on average cause of the jungle changes
>>580614603defend your lane bruh
>>580613764the egg is not a cheat sir
>>580614674I play support bro there is only so much I can do when I leave a solo lane to my carry so he can max farm and he just randomly decides to abandon the walker to go sit on a t3 camp for a minute straight while walker gets pushed
>>580614708>giant red on screen visual pointing to off screen enemies if they get close to you
>>580614786paige clears lane with 1 dragon lole
>>580615194Not if I accidentally throw it behind the wave it doesn't
>>580612645
>toxic anytime anyone flames me>have never been uploaded in one of those "Deadlock player CRASHES OUT" on reddit or youtube
how common are comms bans? I like to argue and banter with people and piss them off if they're doing the same to me, but from checking reddit it seems lots of people report for things like saying "ez" once.
>>580615148are you really so retarded you think an arrow pointing to someone shooting you within 3 feet is a major advantage
>>580581701>>580586125Once I got to phantom and decided to learn edge/corner boosts, it genuinely made me drop the game because I got flashbacks to GunZ 1 and all the retarded buggy shit you had to do to compete in that game.>>580581430Slowing hex doesn't do shit to characters like Celeste, Ivy, or Lash, who can stay so mobile even with it on them.
>>580583148Welcome to ASSFAGGOTS game design. It is fun to have the lowest skill character do the most damage, right? That's how carries work. Only Venator and Seven are fair carries.
>>580615740those guys are lying about what they did, happens every fucking time.as long as you aren't just calling people slurs unprovoked you're probably fine just doing casual bants.
>>580613985They were old friends not strangers
Does viscous not need dispel magic or is it the smart play to have cube and dispel magic?
>>580615753where do i turn that setting on in-game?
>>580615740I like to go into streetbrawl and say ez at the end
>>580617325That just makes you look smol pp though.
>>580617006Your cube is for your carry to get them out of a tight spot if need arisesGet dispel if you are prevented from cubing important teammates, e.g. if enemy buys silence wave
>>580617492T.shitter I 3-0'd
this round is 5-33 teams please fucking help
>>580617325I'm trans btw
>>580617943it ended fucking 5-56
>>580618636
>>580618728>1-9-1>has the gall to post it online
>>580619718we all suffered. I wasn't saying they were shit
>>580617325I never say ez because its wrong to kick people when they're down
Splitting queues was fucking terribleANY time you get a retard on your team they go "ERMM, ITS STANDARD" while going 3-12these people should never have been catered to.
>>580619994I say ez when i lose or the game is hard fought and I fed all game contributing nothing
>>580620237I genuinely don't get what was the point behind it. Shit people went into shitlow, good people went up. If they needed to reset MMR, then just do it instead of creating standard. Ranked should just be default like it used to be, maybe prop up the Bot matches for shitters or something if they really feel like people need a place to be shit in.
>>580620237It's the other way, ranked for added for compniggers who bitched if someone wasn't taking the game as seriously as they were
>>580620237The old ranked system was better than this one.There were just too many retards incapable of understanding how elo works complaining WOOOOW I WON 3 GAMES AND DIDN'T RANK UP FIX IT VALVE.
>>580620636
Post your ranked pool.
>>580620689BillySilverVictorWardenI haven't played warden since the old gods update came out so don't call me a meta abuser.I tend to rotate through billy and silver before spamming victor for easy, low cortisol games as a reward.
>>580620237You will seethe and I will do whatever the fuck I want
>>580620689SinclairGravesMirageDoormanSilver
>>580620689I'd love to get more but playing standard for these was already insufferable enough
how do i get good?
>>580621393Its not worth getting good in its current state
>>580621393play the gamea lotif you didn't queue up as soon as you read this post you're already losing.
>>580615194>clear lane>have shit bullet velocity>enemy starts denying because your lane partner is retardedthis is how that actually plays out
>>580615698they're just named generic things they don't explicitly name you on the title unless you're metro/xqc. I probably am on those videos. I don't care. gonna keep calling people niggers until yoshi stops dropping engagement matches.
>>580548967>What are black hair styles that could fit Calico?
>>580620652>>580620652>>580620652new thread, in case you retards are blind.
>>580622715she's british or some shit and high class, so she'd probably just wear her hair straight like a white woman
>>580621709Wrong playing the game is most common misplayYou need to study the wiki like you would the blade
