Previous: >>580566750>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Hark Back Run Forward, Uma Outing!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Falco CUTE
disgusting thread
Curren sisters... Our repvtation...
greys...
>>580589640My favorite umas, and Biwa, Goldship and Mirako
>>580589640the only one I don't recognize is the uma on the left
stinky thread
I HATE CURREN
Wear protection in this thread to not catch STDs
>See this dogshit uma? She will finally be good but you have to pay us $5Are you gonna do it?
my clubroom is full of curren whores
I still haven't made aces
>>580590031Dacchis...
>>580589825Hishi Miracle, a fatty who hates swimming. He cute and old now
>>580590017I thought the items for this shit were in the medal exchange
>>580589906BASED LAISU
>>580589532currenfags really love spamming that nigger's """"bouncy""""" slop huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQ7ubChb7I
>>580590031Umama should join Dacchis
>>580590241Hey fuck you buddy.
Does anyone have that image of the uma with the nice chest and nice butt?
another decent clank
fucking hell dudetoday's carat drop is HORRIBLEI think I'm -30 already
>>5805900311st anniversary was 6 months ago, why are there so many bakaheads still wearing the outfit?
So, about that URA Half TP event...
>>580590606derb
>>580590606End of september bro
>>580590606fuck off danchode
Oh, they made Phalaenopsis a ninja to match Spe's "Commander of Japan" theme, while Spe is the king, Phalaenopsis is the queen of golden gen
the only bouncing that should occur is taiki bouncing on my dick
>>580590673>queen of golden genQRD?
they bounce like that
>>580590339curren would do this
>>580590673spechud would never date a m*re
>>580590737udderly erotic
>>580590139You need 20 medallions, medals exchanges gives you 3 per months and the rest are from playing CMs and LoHThe issue here is they released El and Nakayama Festa out of nowhere and genuinely made them the strongest buffs since Spe (Teio and Suzuka were kinda mid honestly). That means most players didn't have enough currencies to evolve themCygames of course used this opportunity to start selling medallionsIf you want to know how buffed they are. Pasa is a 2 star yet she gets a 0.55 unique. Her vision skills becomes a 0.25 early-race skill and she gets Check with current speed boost. Nakayama Festa gets an insane green skill that lets her ignore the conditions of skills affected by popularity and since almost all her kit is based on popularity it's insane.. If you inherit Seirios to her you get, a 0.45 target speed late-race unique with no conditons, a 0.65 target speed, +200 speed and power and +100 guts with her green skills and a pixel perfect 0.3 pixel perfect accel inherit.
>>580590736The only filly from golden who won G1 more than once (the rest is Meiner Love and Erimo Excel)
>>580589532There's a point where animation becomes TOO smooth and you start noticing how much over-animates in small movements
>>580590523pero pero pero pero
>>580589532You just know Anna have ton of Curren porn in their hard disk, never uploaded
Tachyon LOVE
>>580590952Anna said umas are daughters he would never sexualize them
>>580590523
Trainer owes me sex
>>580591125benis bark
>>580590852The artist animates porn for a living plz undastand
>he is not in the secret Anna discord
>>580591119he literally makes /ss/ animations. he just doesnt want the smoke from the wider puritan western uma audience
>>580590839Another win for global foresight
>>580590839>If you inherit Seirios to her you get, a 0.45 target speed late-race unique with no conditons, a 0.65 target speed, +200 speed and power and +100 guts with her green skills and a pixel perfect 0.3 pixel perfect accel inherit.Holy shit, that must be extremely broken even by current JP standards, right?
>>580590673is phimosis a for you uma?
Post El to celebrate her busted lvl 7!
>>580591437Worst posters trio
>>580591437evil concert
Horse. Girls. Mmmmm. If there are no horses, why do they preface it with "horse" girls. What is "uma" a reference to?
>>580591354Yep, only problem here is the lack of mid-race but with the new Machitan card it probably won't be that much of an issue
https://youtu.be/qwzbyaINfOw
I would have preferred an El alt at this point, it has been 5 years.
>>580590367We would not take it
>>580591536horses are just hornless unicorns bro
>>580591536Their horse ears and tails
>>580590673All I see in the jp thread is that she molested her trainerMaybe they're shitposting, Idk
>>580591645So in this universe "uma" in japanese means, "unicorns, but if they didn't have horns"?
Does El's unique still require 1st or 2nd?
>>580591718read gametora
>>580591690Sure dude
>>580591240spechud Zet
>>580590043same desuim lazy, im just gonna throw cm18 oguri in there
>>580591749Is that not what you just said?
>>580591778Phalaenopsis is cute!
>>580591734Uhhh gwo potential 6 and 7 aren't on there for El yet
>horse """'daughter"""'
El Condor Tatas
>>580591718They changed it to be in front on the final straight. Funny how they buffed Pasa's ult so much but let Teio's be useless
>>580591861yeah, I groomed and raised this daughter to give me a hot tifuck when she matured
>>580591861Daughter Wife
Project L'Arc 2.0L'Arc El alt implemented I dreamed about thisTrustDouble U
>>580591892To be fair the buffs are deserved, it's absolutely criminal that El was a 2* to begin with, and to make things worse she hasn't received an alt in like 5 years.
>>580591686She touched her trainers ankles while looking at her trainer with longing eyesDoes that count as "molesting"?
>79mb updateUma bros wtf... is this...
>>580591861horse wife
>>580591536uma is written in katakanait's a foreign worda loan worda word of unknown originwe don't know what uma isbut theyare umamusume
>>580592119Pasa buff early in global
https://x.com/satori_929/status/2098248684861636970 what did Cygames mean by this
I want to molest Maruzensky and motorboat her titsMaybe pin her down and rape her nglShe's very hot Idk
>>580592257don't rape eldery bwo
i think maruzensky is an ugly hag
El sitting on my face
So when does Teio get a good unique change?
>There is no bath prize in tama storyWow... cringe
Maruzensky raped her trainer and Tazuna knew and did not do anything about itWhich is weirdBecause usually Tazuna would stop such a thing
>>580592252i don't get it
>>580591125Imagine the smell
I love these Chibis
>>580592540I'm in this club...
Poona
one last weii
>>580592573are you Charlie Kirk?
>>580592609
>>580592540Same
>>580592679
More like marusexyhaha
Visit Tomakomai
>>580592816Bigger and with more sag and then I might do it
>>580592898My hero is not that big
>>580592841She's self-conscious now...
>>580592051She should get a L'Arc alt
guess what went wrong bwos...
I have high hopes for my hybrid Dober>this is the 0.00001% time line where all the xogs missed their heals
Have a Dober.
>>580592792
>>580592976>el jobber de larc
>>580592762Raisu!
We fucked
>>580593017What a dork
>>580592762>>580592540my club dacchis never post these club room images here
>>580592976Agreed. it's also very sad she's unplayable in L'Arc scenario because she can't use her own support card.
>>580593085This could be us...
>>580593085
>>580593085I post them every now and then if they are funny
>>580593040just because it's true doesn't mean you need to say it
>>580593085i posted one jokingly and people instantly recognised the club and people in club chat were asking who it was that posted itI didn't say anything cause I didn't want to get kicked by the curren cabal...
>do teio's story>she nishishisbonar alart
>>580593198It's okay, we all know who you are anyway, we are cool with it so long as you don't fuck up and post names
Shut up.
Neat
Derbing
>>580593172half of these members are dead nowalso>rank 420
>>580593232teio rape
so what happens now?
>>580593336I think digitan should cover her skirts
>>580593409you can finally start developing better taste
>>580593409
>>580593410No.
>>580593421Okay done
I wish this stupid chud would get her second alt
>>580593515I will say that it's an improvement though I don't personally care for Kingu. Good job.
>>580593368All those people except Mambocchi are still in Mambo. And Mambocchi is not dead, he's in a better place....
What goes on the 15th that people told me to join a club before it?
>>580593570if you join after you won't get any monthly rewards
i miss the agent kimono posting. he should've joined another a+ club and leeched again.
>>580593570you need to join by then to be eligible for the club rewards at the end of the month
>>580593553Mambocchi was gassed, anon.
>>580593198Nothing wrong with posting those, the uncs in the club enjoy the attention anyways
>>580593590Only Mambo was desperate enough to recruit him
>tried like 30 (graded) rooms>haven't won even onceopenbros? How do you train for this league?
Rice or Bread?
>>580593762
>>580593629nyo...
>>580593629No, he became the top goy of /uma/
https://poal.me/c9ihunhttps://poal.me/c9ihunhttps://poal.me/c9ihun
>>580593837why is this even up for debate
i havent played played today
>poal[-]
>>580593837>nu sugar lightsGAY AND LAME
>>580593916literally hitler
>>580593916Danchud kill this guy
Which one are you buying?https://x.com/whiskymew/status/2098260283672371622?s=20
My womanlet team growing stronger
>>580593837Holy recency bias
>>580593916
mambwos....
>>580594023Makku wouldn't say this
Kingu cosplayers are the cutest
>>580594313Yeah?
>>580594323that better be a dude with a feminine penis
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I GOT THE JOB IM STARTING NEXT WEDNESDAY FUCK FUCK FUCK I CAN'T SLEEP AT 6AM AND WAKE UP IN THE AFTERNOON ANYMORE SHIT MY NEETDOM IS OVER NO MORE SHITPOSTING 24/7 ON /UMA/ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580594382>no more shitposting on /uma/congrats, you'll be free
>>580594382Congrats SEAeepy.
>>580594382Lemon our rooms....
>>580594382Bwo...
>>580594382I wish I had a job so I could buy uma merch
>>580594382SEA hours will be saved soon
>>580593837What's wrong with you people
>>580594382goodremember when dad said you can play videogame all you want once you have a job?he lied
SHE'S SO ADORABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>580594663I will have beer and umapyoi
>>580594685This is kinda true. I play videogames all day at work. I WFH.
>>580594663can't beat the umanko
>>580594663I voted Aoi. Riko is too frail and annoying
>>580594708This is true
Got CurrenchanIdk about this uma, she acts like an eceleb/ewhoreYike
>>580594592and they'll be ruined once again after he's fired within the week
>>580594890Because she is
>>580594763yeah 2019 was my peak gaming year2nd coming of china virus when?
>>580595089and a ching chong nip nong to you too
wow.....dead.....
>>580595550Brown killed the thread....
Don't really feel like spamming images of umas I like right now, sorry>>580595592no....
what's up nonnies?
Notice how much the thread dies on medium CMsgee I wonder why
>>580594382Congrats now you can buy carat packs
>>580594663>failure girlboss who starts the story with RULES RULES RULES autism>coworker beer buddy who massages you to sleep on her lap and basically does a love confession to (You)No, what's wrong with you buddy.
>>580595756We refuse to run a stam card/sparks?
Cygames surprised me with how strong they made the new pot 7 umas. Can't wait for pot 7 Mcqueen to get guaranteed Beast mode for 3000m+ races and a 0.55 unique now
>>580594382I just filed for unemployment because my restaurant closed down while I just fuck around with stock options good luck pedobro.
Do we have SR wit card for pace chasers?
>>580595971ardan
>seapyposter gets a job>thread is a complete wasteland
>>580595971daiwa scarlet
>>580596094I want to make babies with Maya.
>Wake up>Phala is for (you)As per usual with mares>rapes TorenaAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How do I convince Light Hello t have sex with me?
>>580595756Curren is unusable so Curren posters get extra loud
>>580596094its burgermorning hours gwo
>>580596219You don'tgo fuck your trainee
>>580596219Be a male trainer, acknowledge her presence
>>580596219Make the Grand Concert a great success!
>>580596110>>580595992>1lbbro...
>>580596219Pretty sure you have to convince her not to have sex with you.
>>580595756I like when the thread "dies"It's comfy
>>580596219Go out for a beer, she'll stick around
>>580596358like this?
I plan on not rolling for other pal cards after Pasa. Is there a pal card that if I miss would make a scenario unplayable???
>>580596403You've posted this like 4 times and it was a bad idea every time
>>580596403Yeah all of them
>>580596401yeah
Reminder that (((they))) are behind most of the Currenposting
>>580595756We're all too busy preparing for the medium CM?
>>580596489nice
>>580596261shut the fuck up, akikawamy trainee has not let me hit once, evem though i helped her do her swimsuit photoshoots in my apartment when her modelling team was suddenly unavailable that day for some reasoni'd rather fondle hag tits and get my dick wet from something so wrinkly
>>580596261My trainee is underaged???
>>580596403all of thembut it isnt a big deal to just skip a scenario since they last 3 months starting from uaf
>>580596219sorry, shes having sex with me
huh?
I am literally Curren Chan
>>580596219Huh, she didn't need convincing with me?
>mambo 30/30NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what about the funny tickezo negro recruitment posts??? Kick someone right NYOW!!!!
Must have been the wind
>>580596835He cute. Hope he'll make home safely into retirement
>>580594382congrats swagapino sweepyposter!
>>580596936Teio is gonna get it.
Pasa's ult is now 0.55 1-5th and doesn't have the hp requirement anymore btw. Same for the accel version>>580591718
>>580597070based
>>580597070witgawd will finally win a cm with le pace promotion pasa this time trvst the plan
The condom passer
>>580596936he's happy and flourishing now
>>580597275fucking mcdonalds outfit
>>580597070so you choose between the regular accel version or the 0.55 speed one? Thats a pretty huge buff
>>580597394It's fixed, for 2400m you get the 0.55 one and for everything else the accel versionShe also gets evolved check, a boost on her vision evo and triple fast learner event
>>580597275She just won the 1st round of amogus
but she still doesnt get an alt LOL
>>580597601she will get the santa bikini alt
>>580597710EL THERE'S A CHUD BEHIND YOU
>>580597710
>>580597345
>>580597070Absolute victory for the world's strongest.Post the Luchara edit.
>>580597710Delectable screaming accompanied by the shark hook sound
would you fuck a legal loli
>>580598115I would fuck an illegal one.
>watch the amogus stream Why does grass wonder sound like a milf hereI'm hard
SUS AMOGUS
amogus lobby?
>>580597494So does El become a must-use parent for 2400m now along with the straight spurt mile and sprints?
>featuring special week, grass wonder, king halo, seiun sky, el condor pasa>....and phalaepenis
>>580598427You can't inherit the big velocity version
man... i'd hear special week's voice for hourse, i'm literally baby brain-dead drooling right now
>>580598463retard
>>580598504Does the inheritable version get any buffs?
What we thinking? Is she dead this cm?
>>580598546Easier position requirement yes. For the next Yasuda Kinen or Takamatsunomiya Kinen event she will be a good parent
>>580598537lmao didnt know there was a horse called offside trap
grass you absolute retard
Why does spe sound like she's a mom now....
>>580598635
>>580598703Rip Suzuka....
>>580598664she is...
>>580598664Because we umaypoi'd
>>580598283Her VA is almost 40 years old. (This is a good thing)
>>580598615I'm not thinking tonight.
>>5805986181-5? I guess she completely obsoletes H.Creek as a pace parent now.
>>580598664I mean the VA isBut at least she still sounds like SpeGrass sounds like she aged 20 yearsand doesn't sound like Grass from the game at all
>>580598615she'll live but whether or not she wins is another matter
>>580598635>>580598703Tiki Taka horse when?
>>580598943Something missing?
>>580599001power is a bit low for the big uphill but I mean biggest issue is just the fact that end hogs will smoke whoever they go up against.
imposterbros... when are they buffing us...
>Spe>Teio>Suzuka>Mcqueen in October>Pasa confirmed 2 stars can get big buffsNext potential 7 will be Gold Ship for Kikuka Sho and Arima, isn't it?
Maya is so hot
Cygenerous should give both of them Monster
sus
>>580598920and there is El VA who isn't even bothering
>>580599256Phael sucked as a ninja on that assassination there.
We need a fervently transphobic Uma
>>580599452Ummmm do you mean beast mode?
hello womanI like germoidsguess I'll work on 4* spe next
>>580599256these VAs are being too passive they actually need to kill niggas
>>580599459the only one i hear that sounds like the character is kinguFirst-Rate VA afterall
>>580599554basiert
King's voice actress is the only one that sounds like her in-game counterpartWhat the fuck
I like silly horse pictures
>>580599453amogoose
Lets do one cm19 lobby bros8710637887106378
girls legend (u)
so why did umamas boyfriend leave xim for umaclub?
>>580599846same
sex umamusume
>>580599445non-sexually lying my head on her lap and gently kissing her soft thighs only for affection purpose
bwo they're dodging me HARDwhat's going on
Canon
El scared... Cute
someone tell them that the imposta is supposed to kill people
Your response?
>>580600176I got a new Oguri one the other day lol
SUS
>kills grass immediatelyBASED
i want to fuck sexual week
Waki Azumi should stop using that dumb voice when she voices Spe and talk like she does in this video
>>580600454She's right, we should be doing random acts of kinda nice
>didn't even flinch killing Grasskek
>>580592540I am in this picture
>honestly, i think crackers have no uman rightscalm down spe...
Damn tama sucks... wait i will do something and create one more
damnspeCHUD is competent
>>580599617in all seriousness tho, kingu va somehow kamages to stay-in character even while losing her mind over the game just like in the gang beasts oneor maybe that's just how she sounds all the time?
>>580599983What an evil horse
Spe-chan truly proved her title of Supreme Racist of Japan.
deswa
>>580599846I prefer Aura pictures
>spe is a good imposterWhat if Spe isn't actually as dumb as we think she isWhat if she planned to take her trainer to her hometown and tie him thereWhat the fuck
for danchud... I will endure the social suicide of being caught on uma musume queueing a fan run in the middle of class
No bueno...
>calls reactor to slay El on the wayspechud is absolutely mogging this lobby
Can I hangout here for a while? My precognition is telling me my thread is going downhill. I also very much like horsegirls
Spe fucking fumbled it when she let El's body fall past the door
>>580594382That's my sleep schedule with a job because I work graveyard
>>580601020You're starting to notice
die CHUD
the salute gave it away...
how can she be sure that king wasn't right up in seiuns ass the whole time this is rigged
happy 9/11 gwos
>>580601093our thread is so dead we globalbabs are watching japanese voice actors of horse girls play among us VR. Sure.
Fuck Pasa's tits
>>580601316
>>580601196get out of the box im trying to have lunch!!
>>580601347
>>580600740dam my ayabby actually won
>>580599956>Newcutie learned how to use hakuraku>almost all diedDamn
>>580601414Be grateful she isn't in the soup!
>>580601390>deadaaaaaaa
>>580600454i realized i've grown too old and sensitive when Urara said she would befriend a ghost while she was in the main hall, she's just too cute, i don't care that she makes me shed a tear or two
>>580601316Man, so much stuff going on, Merry Kirkmas, 9/11... THE FESTIVITIES NEVER SEEM TO END FOR THE YANKEES! A LIFE-LONG HOLIDAY!
Lets do one more match5491337954913379
-5 carats run reward
???????
>>580601708You meant the Happy Holikirk, right?
You guys are fucking retarded.
I love my genius wife!
Bros, is it better to use SR Cafe as stam card or maybe Teio stam? I have both mlb, Teio looks better because of +1sp, but maybe i dont get something?t.newtcutie
>>580601812that's rudeher name is tannhauser
>>580601801>plapnopsis trainer is a huge masochisthe literally me
>>580601801Why are mare trainers crazy????
this is me
>>580601812aren't anons the cutest when they are drooling retards?
>>5806017381 more for match lets gooo
>>580601801>*Jetstream_Sam_Hurt_Me_More.mp3*
>>580601852You borrow Creek or pull for her in a few days
yes yes the El buffs are goodbut when is global getting pinks? I loathe every CM being XOguri wank
Thoughts on this casual outfit?
Rice is very cute
>>580602134top is bad she should take it off bottom is fine but she should take it off too
>>580601852Teio has zero priority so Cafe wins without trying
The individual amogus POVs dropped
>>580602134she looks she steps on older man
>>580601317Those are always nice to see the VA in the character in a more relaxed tone and not actively tryharding
I dont get tama at atll>First half of the race>Tama turns on unique >still 3rd>loses
>>580602121omg her pencil case is shaped like an onigirlaisu is so freaking cute I love her
first rate umanko
>>580602121Rice wouldn't act like this.
>>580602425it's a midrace velocity and you have no accelswhat did you think was going to happen
this game is a blessing for architectsshe even burps afterwards
>>580602134she looks like she does compensated dating and steals gold city's clientele
>>580597710SUS
>>580601317>NOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN!!
fuuuuck fillynopsex is so sex i dream of her sex face and body and umanko sex haaaaawt
morning
>>580602134sex
>>580602134looks like a generic mall slut
>>580602448Yes she would.
>>580602617Good morning
>>580602479I literally have downhill descend and solid strike wtf i should take else?I only forget to take head on
>>580602626Trainer-san can make the same face?
>>580602673I think they switched bodies
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>580601998hi sis
ear socks are so lewd i want to partly slip one off sniff it and kiss her ear
>>580602425Oh yes btw>you all deadDamn
>sweepy gives me after school hints>get free heals>not even debutlet's goooo>>580602617mornin'
>>580602134
>>580602984me underwater
>>580602670so even a whale can't save tama...
>>580602830>>580601526>no xoggersfake rooms
>>580603046Nah i'm new...I have borrowed Oguri wit and Straight Descent (white skill)
>>580603058soul rooms
>>580602085pinks wont stop the oguri wankgm launch is when we get them
>>580602781sup
Hi
>>580594075Gentil's workout sweat
>it's finally cooling down this week>no longer going to be 90-100 degrees>no longer have to pay $500 in electric billsFuck summer.
>>580603287AND FUCK DAIWA TOO
>>580603134You will be unprepared for the surprise unlubed anal rape when real CM comes
>>580603205Some umas are just meant to have female trainers
>More i play game more i think white skills are more important than goldsAnyway next uma i will do will be Xog and if i make Xog decent, i will redo Tama, maybe
>>580603205>>580603354i'd totally fuck her trainer
>>5806033904 white skills might do you more good than 2 golds
I want to fuck.
>>580603330last cm i saw 8 end xog in 66 rooms
>>580603497last cm had more than one good uma
>>580602490
>>580603497What about Virgo?
>>580603328But I'm a trainer, not a breeder
>>580603569which number was that
>>580603659>he didn't read the contract
>>580603684The dirt one two CMs ago
>>580603659You are both actually and future husband
https://nhentai.net/g/678899/
Are ya sirius?
>>580603785No, I am silly
>>580603785Made for Teiobros
>>580603736there was a lot of pace xog not end
>>580603860>I will cherish you>be preparedTranslation error?That seems contradictory
>>580603860Ew, shit uma
>>580603860
>>580603951How is saying "be prepared i'm going to love on you" a translation error
>>580603951Prepare for super nin-nin umapyoi
>>580603951How is it contradictory?
>>580604005>unironically the rapedWhat is going on in there
>>580603785hips doko
>>580604005>raped
>>580603860>>580604005(you) got raped (willing) once again
>>580604149did better than I did on tachyon
>>580604149BUBBLE GUM FELLOW SPOTTED
>>580604149We don't like Mambo
falanopsis face on my face
>>580604149Bubble Gum fellowwife...
>rape rape rapeStfu
>>580604226We do actually
>>580604149Bubblegum Pharaoh!
>>580603860>>580604005i'm scared/horny
>>580604259Trainers have rights
fat asses
>>580604329lmao
>>580604329
>>580603860>>580604005Mares...
>>580604149this will be me on pasa I can fucking feel it
>>580603425She's lesbian
>>580602617
>>580604329Enough about trainer's rights, lets about trainer's wrongs
>>580604494>Groove family are dog fuckers
>>580604603It's me, I'm the dog.
>>580604538bakushin's trainer...
>>580604603Thats code for their trainers
Yet another rapist uma
>>580604731she's out already?
I like Grass Wonder.Do you?
I'm taking the endXogpillIs after school stroll or 777s the activator?
>>580604691Wrong
>>580604790I am quite fond of this cracker.
>>580604849Yes
>>580604837you want both
>>580604875https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11769747
>>580604962yep
>>580604790only after her American genes take over and she gets fat
>>580605051retirement ass wonder...
>>580604781yeah, she isn't the fastest to be released tho
>>5806049562 normal recoveries and then both?
>>580604962>performance juxtapositionThey finally have a tag for this kino.
>>580605051Go back to Africa
>>580605168yeppers
>>580605104Aruvu doesn't want to actually have adopt a dog because she's a busy person and it'd be irresponsible of her to own one. She doesn't even want to pet a dog that's looking to get adopted because she doesn't want to give it false hope.
>>580605138she's a mare right? how is her story?
>>580605202I will never understand this meme, us white boys can like fat girls too
awawawa
The hog fears the pace promotion chad
>>580604837mr cock ball would say this
>>580605476Evil horny old man
>>580605528>Xog users doxxedI KNEEL TO THIS IRISH GODDESS
>>580605528>brings a runaway suzuwhat now?
>>580605528Total Wife Motion victory
>>580605476
>>580605630thought you were talking about me but it's a honse
>>580605476the last thing you see before becoming the victim of a 'goof up'
>>580605630Are we not all evil horny old men?
>>580605782I'm not evil
>>580605431No
>>580604790I love her droopy eyes
>>580605782I'm not old.
>>580605476cute docchan>>580605708the old man deserves his butt scratches
>>580605782I'm sorta evil sometimes
>>580605528I can't for the life of me hit med S + stroll for endxogs, but you telling me those niggas got both and UF on top of it? Fucking how
>>580606037but you are kinda nice sometimes, right?
horny old men huh....
>>580605987
>>580606139Anyone who isn't kinda nice shall be struck down
bro seiun's seiyuu is a pro at amogus wtf
>>580605782I’m not horny
>>580606186
>>580606269very in character, but also surprising because the seiyuu is one of the busiest ever how did she do that
>>580606307can we try to make you horny again
>>580605782>evilMost of this thread is tame cucks>hornyOnly superficially.>old menProbably yeah
>>580606186I don't get this meme, why would such a pretty uma be interested in a horny kinda evil old bum such as myself? I'm not even her trainer...
>>580606269meanwhile phalenopsoispis can't even do a goddamn task
>>580606532Cute and retarded...
>>580605782I'm not...man......?
>>580606431I'm evil for a different but amazing reason
>>580606409no
How do I get more power without using a power card?
>>580606445Love handles
>>580606667speed cards with power bonus, power sparks
>>580606139of course :)
>>580605782>evilnyo>hornymnyes>old mennmaybe:3
>>580606630you're neither, Finemo
telling her you were going with Aoi would've been more effective
>>580606667power bonus cardpower spark parentspower growth umabuy power training bonus song early
>>580606596https://youtu.be/kPa5t4uQnN0?t=469Look at this shit
>>580606667You don't. If you're running a 20% speed uma, just use a power card
>>580605410I have only seen snippets, so no opinion from me yet but it seems to be on the good side
>>580606809why did she do it?
>>580606809What a cute and useless rapiist
>>580605782maybe
>>580602134Would have looked better in a dress
Not all umas are rapists.
but always an uma
>snack with single support card ticket >new ssr>throne
>>580607076that's right, trainer's consent is always implied
>>580606445city's trainer is an annoying creepy stalker so the assumption is that he looks the part
>>580607076Mares are always rapists without fail.Yes, even Believe.
>>580607169
>>580607190>Chrono Genesis>raping someone
>>580606445because you remind them of their father
>>580607187That's just how she thinks about him.While her trainer just does what other trainers do.
>>580607190believe is a boy though
>>580607169but throne is kinda goat on auto
>>580607235Stop it...
>>580607190this fucker tries to avoid you for like half of her story. if anything, her trainer's the most forceful one since he immediately goes to her grandfather for approval.
>>580607179Says who?
>>580607416
>>580607419>boyuma Kill fags
>>580607190ruby would nyever
>>580607419She still rapes her torena before going to America
>>580607570See this is why feng shui is better
>>580607570I can fix her
>>580607657>7
>>580607706Yeah?
>>580607325
instead of going to work how about killing myselfumamusume
I'm gonna make oven baked chicken
>>580607708>>580607730Because she is my orenji wife!
>>580607570GUYS RUN!!I'LL HOLD HER!*motorboats in her fukutits as she devours my soul*
>>5806078638 and you do itanything else and you stop thinking about suicide for today
>>580607524My wife.
>>580607567who gives a d*mn
Hag Wonder.She looks intense.
does cygaes hate me?A week of looping nothing happensFinally do ace runs fuck it>3 runs first rest ALL SLEEP DEPRIVEDWhat did I do..!?!!?!?!??!?
/uma/ clubs is dropping back to A+ soon
good milening!
>>580607964hmm ok copa
>Tama>Ayabe>XogMy team is decided
>>580608119Agent U(mama) is successfully doing xhere job
>>580608119the poachening next month is gonna be brvtal...
>>580608119good
>>580608174what's ayabe doing between these 2
>>580608119dacchis, dethrone them and become ovr heroes
>>580608174Which Xog?
>>580608124grok is this real
>>580608338Idk i dont who should be third, so she going to be thrid, i got her week ago, so it would be cool>>580608364End xog bwo
>>580608119I'm already on my last 20 potsI'm pretty sure this is my last month here
>>580608404Danchou really screwed up this month
>>580608124miles aren't that big
>>580608119Quick, send the briefcase to ryanchou...
>>580608404fan runs are carats positive gwo
sexa sexume sexy sexby
>>580608119ermm why is mambocchi slacking?
>>580608591Why would I run fans for a danchou who is ruining his own club
>/uma/club implodes>all the top earners from the rest of /uma/ clubs get poached next monththoughts?
>>580608642Agent M is doing ze plan
>>580608684I wish to retain my mambros
>>580608591lol there's a daily carat limit slave
>club drama[-]
drama?
>[-]I always think of Doto's inverted nipples, when someone posts this
Corrupted Curren thread
>club dramacan your danchou do this?
not now nonny
>>580608642He's coming home soon
>>580608119im gonna flatline so much that im going to put uma&co into B
Brick-182 has one spot left just (You) Join soon while you can still claim the rewardsA+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>580608961No... he is orange...
But what do we talk about other than club drama
Reminder that trainers have rights.
>>580608983>grabbing the tail basethat's so hot......
>>58060811935M gap is fine for mid-month
>Being happy about the only S club in this general dropping rankWeird
>Curren Chan post[-]
>>580608591no. i do 10 independent trainings a day and it's either breakeven or up to -50 before you hit the 100 daily carat limit.
>>580608119how is the ranking right now?
>>580609050your irreparable reputation
Benzo is the biggest noticer in /uma/, he always jumps the sinking ship before it is too late
>>580609205but he joined the wrong mambo....
surely it's not that bad...
>>580609205Who?
>>580609257>leaving a sinking ship to embark another
>>580609108Yeah I cheer for the downfall of /jew/club
>>580599846
>>580609108I wanted Uma&Co to become the new S club
>>580609559Daiwa so cute
el sussy
Dacchisisters getting uppity again
>>580609606Nobody is saying this
lol
Dacchis will never be the new S rank club. They struggle to break through 180 every month
>>580609649I love El CP!
they made this bitch a fatass and then powercrept her with oguri. I can't imagine a worse fate
being happy doesn't make you happy
>>580601316AI COPI
dacchis will be ovr heroes
>>580609740sonic adventure ah idle animation
>>580609708Stop nyoticing!
>>580609858>drama whores>heroes
>>580607190This retard is a mare, what are you yapping about
>>580608961I still think she's hinting me to have sex with her
>>580609935ulala raped me
>>580609205Benzo you can still join Uma&Co
She's hinting me to put my feet in her mouth
>>580609935This is the worst part about being Urara's trainer, raped daily but no one will believe you because she only shows her true face when we're alone
>>580609649erotic
Smart Falcon
>>580609606They tried, but it's impossible given they have flatliners and members with low fancount. Umama ditched them too.
>>580609841thanks spe for reminding me, I've gotten pretty uppity lately thinking otherwise
>>580610079NANNO
Mambros... you hired a flattie again...
nonny...
>>580610146agnes is such a dommy mommy milf holy fkkkkk
>>580610285OoC, she would never
>>580610226True to that brother
Fuck Dober
That is probably the worst post itt
>>580610379Right in her umanko
>>580610226No one exposes their umanko like that
>>580610379many are doing this
>>580610417meant for>>580610226
>>580610379for what
>>580607325You think that because she woven the history where she raped out of existence.
You need to relax
>>580610550Rakuda musume...
>>580610589dj really wished he had a loaded gun at that moment
>>580609935
Men?
>>580610589
>>580610264Which schizo should we send to Mambo next?
>>580610264KICK HIMKICK HIMKICK HIMKICK HIMI NEED MORE MAMBO ADS
>>580610264Mambwos...
>>580610379I rather Paama
>>580610264Let him stay, I need more drama
>>580610264keb would be provd
hi umadacchi
no one is going to fuck anyone.
>>580611263oh yeah? *unsheathes cock*
>>580611210Hello friend
>>580611210hi anondacchi
>>580610264>>580610876>>580611029>>580611102>>580611186
Tell me about XOG i need to have parrent with straightaway recovery and corner recovery or this is not needed? t.going to do my first xog
>>580611210hej bro
>>580611346i jerked it yesterday to akebono (human)
Sex with Sirius (she is always on top somehow)
>>580611349*WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sfx*
>>580611420you need parents with 7 end sparks and after school strollif you're doing regular pace xog you only need a seiun parent and whatever sparks, have fun
Surely end B xog suffice
>>580611558>you need parents with 7 end sparks and after school strollThis i know, i'm asking about how do i get three recoveries?
>>580611210
I'LL DELETE SM*RT F*LCON FROM MY ACCOUNT NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE THAT STUPID GIRL ALWAYS LOSES THE FUCKING DECEMBER G1 FOR NO FUCKING REASON EVEN WITH 10000 SKILLS AND D TO C STATS ALL AROUND.GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
>>580611645give this old man a carrot and a pat on the schnoze
>>580611714You cannot delete trainees from your account.
>>580611626Better get corner/straight recovery sparks as well unless you want to gamble with Kitasan hints or the CB event
>>580611747How soft her Bakushins are?
>>580611626what do you mean how?Kitasan has both straight and corner recovery hintXog herself has 777do you need more?
>>580611626weeeelllll if that's not the real questionCB gives corner recovery sometimes, Kitasan gives corner recovery and straight recovery when she doesn't hate you, you can get levelhead from sweepy (I prefer lone wolf but w/e) and you can buy end hints from the GL shopadding corner/straight recovery to parent searches make the pool of what works more diluted and you will end up using worse parents, so only focus on 7 end and stroll for inherits
>>580611714now try and delete smart falcon from GL, pussy.
The "3 Guaranteed Arc de Triomphe Gacha" is currently underway!On the 10th draw of "Pull 10 Times!", a 3 Training Uma Musume is guaranteed to appear!Wtf i want this on global
>>5806118494 would be best in case one fails to proc, no?
very cute
>>580611714that's a layer 8 problem to me
>>580611849>>580611808>>580611864Ok bwos, i will do few tries on reset and if it work it works
>>580612000extremely cute
>>580612000Umas must have little nubs on the sides of their heads that let them wear glasses
Super Creek is an pretty ikemen.
>>580612217nah they have magnets in their head
>>580612258He was a really handsome horse
>>580611931stroll + 777 is already 2 of 4you just need 2 moreSR sweepy chain event has levelheaded too if you are desperate
You will have a dedicated TT spot just for them, right?
>>580612357I wish her fans would stop sending fat super chats to her to egg her on to rape me...
>>580612453no? they’re all ugly as shit
nice
>>580612537I'll rape and kill you.
>>580612258He looks like shit. In a good way.
>>580612537don't shay that.....
>>580612470kinda weird to talk about yourself in third person, kakehashi-kun
>>580612638
Speaki
hi boys
>>580612636She is absolutely marvelous, top booba
speakryer
>>580612440>you just need 2 moresilly finemo poster if only you knew how bad things really are, it's like telling a frontfag with bad parents to just get groundwork from smaru
>>580612947It's literally that easy
I love cryers
>>580612000>2 pair of glassesWhy? I only use one and replace it when needed
>>580611210Erpers need to fucking die
>>580609849does anyone have the video with the voiceover terrorists win and counter strike gun sounds
>>580613128Why not?
>>580612872uhhhhhhhhh why is a boy saying this? wtf?
>>580613009hey don't hijack my convo, other methis is MY (you)
>>580613009A post so based and true, it needs another (You)
>>580613053Loves, is not ok to be this possessive
>>580580640
>>580613009A third (You) woooo
ikuno..................dictus
I've masturbated to Bakushin once.
>>580612947Unironically i tried to make front parents and the experience wasn't fun, i even started to get groundwork consistently, but no greens and the run is a dud, now imagine having to do that for every CM in case your older greens don't work on the next track
>>580613495Would you want to get between her and him?
>>580613505
Be benevolent.
>>580613535Dictus... she gets mad when other characters serve her trainer tea, but when she does it, she does it like this...
>>580613659
>>580613346hi MEN
>>580613815Machitan...
>>580613362
>>580613815>>580613659>>580613505I don't get it
>>580613965Spe is a racist joke
>>580613930TEMME
>>580612258he rooks chinese here
>>580614156how can a horse look chinese
>>580614227spiky hair and slanted black eyes
>>580614227
umadol thread>>580614475>>580614475>>580614475
>>580614373>filenameThat's not her...
>>580614373Bam- wait...
>>580590031who keeps posting my club lobby...
How does parent farming work? Got this Suzuka in URA, next I use her as an inspiration to inherit URA sparks from her and try to get Unity Cap sparks, then do the same with next scenarios?
>>580613909she's so cute and innocent
