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wahey
Oh my god how is she so flat?????
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>580711608too big
good morning>>580711608sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
MINNAAAHOEEEEEEEEEEEHHH
>>580711697SHE'S GOING FOR ZERO! STOP HER!
>>580711753
Digitan LOVE
there will be no 7 in this thread
>>580711835kingu sex
>>580711852
weeeeeeeeeee
Rob Roy had 7 kills
curry
>>580711986She's not that big
>>580711718cuuuuuuute
sex with men
Men?
>>580712030you're not *that* big
>>580712063I can't believe Dober is a sex haver.
>Dober>Curren[-]
>>580712096Never claimed to be, did I?
>Dober[+]
>>580712167
morning
>>580712234okay then
I jack off to EVERY Dober post
I like Curren, she's a truly good friend, it's not too late for her to reject her whorish ways
>>580712096for curren, yeah figures
>>580712287Good morning bro
>good pink>no whitesim tired boss
>>580712382isn't that all you need anyway - leap forward?
curren rape
Curren rapes rookie trainers
I HATE CURREN
my favorite
i eat like this
>schlorp noises[-]
>slurping noises[+]
>wake up>nose feels like I'm getting a cold soonAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>580712818drink hot water, retard
>>580712753My orange tryant...
>>580712818stop going outside
>>580712818Gargle some salt water
>>580712728*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
>FTE songs only started appearing after senior year summerYup.
>>580712818Now try breathing in poisonous air by haze everyday caused by forest fire in my country.
>>580712887STFU
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally relaly really reallyr eally really really relaly really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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another runanother 0 carat drops
>>580712876>>580712836will try>>580712875I haven't gone outside in over a week
>>580712990Threatening a dog isn't kinda nice
>>580713046>I haven't gone outside in over a weekohidk then
>Still in Larp[-]
>>580713046>I haven't gone outside in over a weekGo outside then
What the fuck is going on
how do people only get <1000 fans in a day in a club? are you logging into to their dailies but dont even queue an auto and thus dont finish their dailies to get the carats?
>forgot to run the arima again for runaway awardfucking hell
>>580713320If they hit the minimum requirement, they're probably just doing the bare minimum to avoid being kicked
>>580713479I dont mean it like that, I mean what is the point of logging on and doing your team trials if you arent doing all the tasks to complete your daily missions? that is the only way I can imagine someone only getting 700 fans
>>580713591I act and look like this
>>580713609You're thinking too much, you might hurt yourself
>>580713609That is a good question, especially now with Auto
MLB creek and 15 stam spark is enough to hit the stam requirement for the track on a 0% growth uma?
>>580713609it might be too complex for the average flatliner im afraid
>>580713718yes
>>580712032she is, yeah
>>580713880I love this mp4
everytime i pet my cat and dog behind the ears it feels so good to them that sometimes they make dumb looking eyes from the pleasure, is it the same for horses?I'd love to do that to my uma wife
>>580713953imagine taking your umawife's ear protectors after a race, they are very hot, and you pet her head and tease her ears with your fingersshe may even cum, be ashamed and not tell you
how can you feel secure that a gf this beautiful doesn't get banged by someone else?>inb4 you're a possesive fuckyes.
>>580714145if you're hypermasculine you've got nothing to worry aboutbut if you show any sign of pussy boy behavior then you can start worrying
>>580713953>>580714115yes
>>580714145Bold of you to assume a woman, let alone an uma, would be willing to date me
>>580714272fondling chrono genesis' ears...
>>580714145make sure the only men that interact with her are your bros and if you ever get tired of her command your bros to get her so she's rotated amongst the group
ryan LOVE
>>580714145I have access to her umastagram account so I can get revenge if she tries anything
>>580714145just cope and hope
>>580712728why do her cheeks look so chubby here. what's wrong with her
>>580714145Curren isn't my gf... She keeps saying this. We must keep a strictly professional relationship.
>>580714497She cute
>>580714567rude cunt!
>>580714145the thought doesn't occur to me since I don't lack confidence
>>580714651i think her puffy cheeks are kinda cute tho...
>>580714145Never had a GFIdk what that feels like
>still in melty
>>580714772>only kindayou need to SHUT UP
Stop posting 15 year old crazy girls.
>>580714974Too desperate
this thread is not fine
>merimutts[-]
Still in Love impregnation
I'm retarded and emotionally unstable. Uma for me?
>>580714145the answer is really simple actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw&
>>580715036Seiun would say that
>umama wakes up>SiL posting startsso much for being reformed dumb whore
>I-is that my trainer with another FEMALE...I'M I'M GONNA MEEEEEEEELTTTYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Huh skill proc chance formula is this stupid?
this thread as lots of motion
>>580714974it's fucked up that they made her so hot and yet just an inch or so taller than falco. what's even the point
>>580715105meds
>>580714145trick question, is completely up to the woman, your entire being has no weight on that.
boysex
>>580715118i mean...
>>580715168what does this even mean
>witlet award>with FLfuck menothing I could've donesp was terrible anyway since I got the lesson late (2.6k lol), so it only cancelled out the terrible sp gain
>>580715327cease posting this thing
yae
>>580715118>the female you shouldn't worry about
>>580715514Submitting to total hag supremacy
>>580715541She wouldn't mind if I... hehe...
>>580715628weirdshe's taken.
>>580715678Yeah by me. Not what ever that whoma is in that image.
>>580715678me on the left (i'm her trainer in cosplay)
>>580716050Marche cute.Can't wait until next month and if they don't release her then I'm rioting.
>>580716050Why does the puppet autist have fat tits
>>580716136Do not call her puppet autist.
>>580716050jpniggas atleast post in english
my lord in christ
>>580716365I know right, Kitasan is very sexy.
>>580716346>HunhCould literally have put "Eh?" or "Huh?" like a normal personWhat the fuck is a hunh
>>580715151Yeah high wit is luxury. The one thing that scales linearly with wit is downhill mode chance, this will be very relevant in the sprint cm but you can also run there with 100 stamina if you want so 1600 1200 1200 spd pwr wit statlines should be easy to hit
>>58071636520% speed growth is human rights
Air Groove if she had a good design
>>580716431Kitatits
>>580716560Holy...
>>580716560The natural urge to visit Tomakomai
>>580716738Die.
>>580716934most boring family out there after the Sakuras
>>580717002Again, die.
>>580716934>>580717112luv me groovlings
>>580716696air boobe
>>580716934no you>orphanit's better having BITCHES
me rn
>>580717151
>>580717229Ai, Chrono, and Lala can stayYOU FUCK OFF, SWEEPY
>>580716696
Loveyl dovey umaypoi with Wife Groove
>no medsliking the new power sparks upgrade thoughwhen summer starts you can just hammer stam a few times and all is good
the real Air Groove if she was good
...
>>580717590that's me
>>580717651Apollo fucking sucks.
Imagine the aura loss when it's written in english
>>580717528Suddenly Finemo gives you the best wit rainbows in summer ever.
>>580717732she'll see use in dirt GW bro, trust me
im gonna try and do a run without hello and see what happens...
>>580717821good thing teio is there to make sure she alone can't brick your run
>>580717782What would it say in English, "idiot uma"?
>>580717960It's literally her name, but in Chinese.
>>580718089Such a good girl.
>>580718150I know I am
Suzuka raped me. Silently.
>>580717657Behind you!
No she didn'tStop lying
Raisu
Alongside the umaplanner they put in an option to auto buy skills at the end of the run. You put in a list (200) of skills and if you turn the option on it'll buy them without thought.
>>580716346>character is literally "e">translated into "hunh"Translator are so retarded
>>580718392Rice wife!
>>580718473what
>>580718582
bricked
>>580718709Small women are too powerful...
>>580718709me and him
>>580718787she's not that flat is she?
every extra race ran in career counts a -2 turns of training, right? since you lose a turn to racing and then lose 15 energy ontop of it
Dont bang your trainee, wtf! Thats not professional!
>>580718867my penis is bricked after getting exposed to this fine body
Anyone else pulling Kita Blanco? Whether she’s considered meta or not, I don’t mind. She looks beautiful in white so I will be pulling.
>>580718818
>>580719080holy blind
>first time 23/23 song in ages>missed triple speed rainbows couple of times>UG3This is the lowrollest highroll of all time
>>580719190every frontfag will be pulling for her, she's permanently meta on mediums
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580719190I hope she spooks me during free rolls but I love Kitasan even if I don't play fronts and cygays know this so I'll probably be forced to spark her.
>>580719230eh?
>>580719190>she looks beautiful in white
I love my genius wife!
>>580719190basedand yeppershave my 1500 statues ready
>>580719268fuck >>580719190I don't have kitasan and it's been a while since I pull on uma banner, plus she has free rolls so I'm definitely pulling
>kitasan black is for longs>kitasan white is for medswhat's kitasan anime for
>>580719585browns
>>580719585longsblack will be for sprint-mile when anime comes out
>>580719585for being raped by Chevacchi
>>580719475is it 1500 statues to 5star?
>>580719585My dick
If you really think about it, Kitasan Anime doesn't have any armpits at all, so can you still call her Kitasan?
>>580719659ye, from 4*maybe 1800 or so if from 3* 90/200
>>580719190she helped me through tough times: mant (lol) and grand live (lmao) so It’s time i spend some carats to bring her home
Kita blanco's unique is also core for pace so not only frontfags should be pulling lol
>>580719585For music change kino which I assume she will come with it
>>580719859lol
>>580719115>Don't bang your—
So what's our opinion on ancestors and guides? Should we roll her?
>>580719859idk it's kinda iffy I guess because it's for top 3
>>580718262nobody likes this fucker.
>>580719936only roll if you're a latekek
>>580719936borrow?
>>580719936i'm pulling if they give us 100 free rollsshant otherwise
>>580720012I thinking i am>>580720045But i need Kris S and maybe something else?
>>580719936If you're a late main you're fucked. Only whalefags should play late.
>>580720093then go for it bro, I like playing F2P so I don't whale more than I need but if you really want a card then you can always wallet your way into them
>>580720095why did he do it?
>>580720171Ok bro i will play frontoh nvm i need MLB Bourbon
>>580720563I want to feed her donuts
That's crazy. I didn't know Forever Young yang was real.
>>580720095>>580720563
>>580720682>picforever fourty years old
>>580719798>He's still forcing this "le mant better than gl" Fucking coping retard kill yourself already. GL is infinitely better than MANT will ever be and the steamchart is there to prove the general consensus that it's true.Playerbase doubled from 13k start of mant to 30k at the start of GL. The people love GL. MANT is shit. You lost.
>>580720682need that ass to fart on me
reeeeeeelet me play
>>580720724
>>580720682>thigh squishFUCK. FUUUUUUUCK.
please ignore that schizo troll
>>580720095>>580720563>>580720724
>>580720838Now?
>steam number faggot who triggered this seamonkey
I believe in you
>>580721006use .ogg sis
>>580721006
I don't
>>580721062why are autists so scared of numbers. in a game about numbers.
>>580720816>GL is infinitely better than MANTfacts
I don't.
I do.
>>580721157autist are the ones who like numbers retard
>>580721062the GL > MANT shitpost has guaranteed replies usually, thank god yanko saved the thread.
>>580721303autists also tend to interpret things literally instead of understanding the actual meaning
NUMBERFAG GENOCIDE WILL BE THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I DEALT WITH YOU FAGGOTS FOR YEARS CROPPING UP IN EVERY SINGLE HOBBY I'VE EVER HAD, SHILLING FOR OTHER PRODUCTS BUT NEVER LEAVING THE FUCKING THREAD OR HOBBY. LIKE LOCUSTS YOU FUCKED SWARMED AND CONSTANTLY POSTED "DED GAME" "DED SHOW KEK" "DED SERIES THIS" "DED DEV THAT "OH NONONONONONO??? NUUUUUUMBERS" LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS TO YOU IS A GOD DAMN NUMERICAL STATISTIC INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE THING THAT IS BEFORE YOU. YOU WOULD RATHER LOOK AT FUCKING NUMBERS GO UP UP AND UP FOREVER LIKE A PASTE EATING SNOTBAG SHOVING HIS FIFTH HANDFUL OF ELMER'S GLUE DOWN HIS FUCKING GULLET AND REMARKING IT TASTES LIKE POPCORN. I WISH YOU FUCKERS COULD ALL JUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR GO ANYWHERE ELSE, IT'S NOT A FUCKING RACE OR ANYTHING, I HAVE SOMETHING GREAT IN FRONT OF ME SO IF YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE OF A LITTLE TINY INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER ON THE STEAMCHART IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUCKING LIKING I SUGGEST YOU SHOVE THE BIGGEST BAD DRAGON DILDO UP YOUR ASS, RAM IT IN AS FAR AS IT CAN GO, EPOXY YOURSELF DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING SEAT, AND BRING UP THE US NATIONAL DEBT NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT NUMBER IS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP FOREVER AND YOU GUYS CAN KEEP HYPING THAT NUMBER UP AND YOU CAN MASTURBATE JACK OFF OR DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU UNWASHED FUCKING TROG CUNTS DO AND LEAVE MY FUCKING HOBBIES ALONE GOD DAMN I HATE YOU NUMBERFAGS SO MUCH AND I BET YOU ARE ALL GOING "HURRR CYGE SHILL???? ARE YOU PAJEET????? YOU MUST BE SEA" NO I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE THREADS FILLED WITH THE SAME BRAND OF FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO USED TO PLAY BLUE ARCHIVE AND FUCKING LIMBUS COMPANY ACTING LIKE IT'S THE SECOND FUCKING COMING OF CHRIST I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING WORLD IN A CATACLYSMIC FLOOD AND WASH AWAY YOUR DEGENERATE SINS OF SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE HOBBY YOU'VE EVER INFESTED LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE YOU ARE GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY
>>580718985Get that uggo away
>>580721419dont say that...
>>580721246ugly little shiteven someone like ch*val grand is cuter than herand that uma is as ugly as they comeof course, that abomination ry*n doesn't have to be mentioned since it wouldn't be fairbut holy shit, why are cygays obssessed eith inserting ugly designs into the game?
Why Seiun Sky's victory pose is so sexy?
You're supposed to put a bag on Ryan's head before sex
>>580721396how am I supposed to gleam the deeper meanings if you hid it behind vague things like common knowledge and social norms
>>580721479I thought cheval was pretty meh at first, rulership too. but they've gotten better overtimethere's no redeeming *her* thoughdon't have too many thoughts about phimosis, looks boring>le mare
>>580721479there are easier way to ask for more art of a character, you know.
retards, the only numberfagging worth doing is keeping track of how many liters of semen you've dedicated to your oshi.
>>580721406>CONSTANTLY POSTED "DED GAME" "DED SHOW KEK" "DED SERIES THIS" "DED DEV THAT "OH NONONONONONO??? NUUUUUUMBERS" LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS TO YOU IS A GOD DAMN NUMERICAL STATISTIC INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE THING THAT IS BEFORE YOUthey are failed normalfags and are spiritually destined to follow the herd. that's why they only care about what is popular and not what they themselves think
Please be kinda nice...
>>580721589you're supposed to put a plastic bag over yours and breathe deeply
kitablanco soon means katsuragi ace soon too... tomboyuma lovers we eating good soon
I threw my phone after raging playing Grand Live that I also hit my balls.Fuck this shit game.
>>580721790redpill me on katsuragi aceshe looks like kita for one, which is good
>>580721821oonige, hag uma who beat rudolf, she's super cool propaganda time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYZN0ITmdC4
Haven't seen the GTA schizo for a while, won't be surprised it's the same numberfag though
>>580721821katsuragi ace is for sitting on your face
>>580721927>frontnow you have my interest
>>580721807I broke my phone stand yesterday
>>580721927This is just Kitasan
>no meds award
really fucking cool and intimidating rudorufu
Umabeer
/haythere/It happened againDraw TT result in long
>>580722348LH sized
>>580721927Ace is not hag-coded and arguing for that label to apply to her will open many doors you don't want opened
>>580720682she has to sit forever on my young face
>>580722392Not quite as surprising since Hard Lacquer had 1k stam, but tachyon had over 1.2kAnyway
>>580722348hoeh garden
gold citting on my face
>>580722809we've got the english one, gwo
>>580722520but what if I want to peek inside that door, what if the idea of a tomboy hag is that much of a treasure
>>580722584I shouldn't have even said anything. This was my next TT
I'm still mad that this is not of the rewards of the the bingo.
here's your (katsuragi) Ace propaganda bro
>>580722909lewdolf
hey
>>580722921longkino
>>580723115need the matikane room
>>580722909Tomboys can't be old because that just means they're men
>>580723094why is she a tomato
>>580723115HEY
>>580721927I need to hear her sing blow my gale or something, this is too cutesyhowever she is like 2 pitches away from sounding exactly like ZAQ, same pronunciation and stuff, which is cool
>>580723235the munchy cunnies casual clothes match too
>>580712287
>>580722921She did a full runaway
how are they gonna zoomerfy this one I wonder
>>580723227No Reason for her not to be
>got every skillhow will this run explode? speed is already pretty low
hoi hoooooi~
Oguri hot spring scene was really cute and romantic, she's autistic but she likes her torena
>>580723427>No ReasonSay that again...
sex umanko cum
>>580723470I'm thinking heavy rain haruten
>>580723470700 stamina award
>>580723235HEY!
>>580723584we gooo
>>580723370My Tachyon isn't even that bad.The other two are some Stam B bullshit, but she's more or less adequate for long races.
>>580723342very true and cute
>>580711753What's so stealthy about showing off your armpits?
After this clank I'll be one step closer to becoming spicaman. Should I do Teio, Vodka or Suzuka next?
>>580723575that again
>>580723632HEY
>>580723749Suzuka
Do I get better stats if I try the other careers? I'm only doing the URA finale because I don't feel like reading a new story
>>580723872Yes dummy
>>580723872Are you stupid?
>>580723872Nyes, do MANT next
please do not call others stupid
dozo
horses fartthus umas fart too
>>580723872Yep. URA finale has worse stats than (now defunct) Unity, which is worse than Trackblazer, which is worse than (currently available) Unity 2.0, which is worse than Grand Concert.
>>580724135BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
I wake up screaming
Grass Wonder's authentic american ass
>>580724238that happens sometimes
>>580724135You WILL visit Tomakomai.
uma farting erection starting
>regularly run a 10k on the weekends for the past few months>somehow injure something between my hips and thigh one day>rest for 2 weeks>go on a 10k run again today>pain starts coming in at the 7k mark again>its over my age has finally caught up to me>realize that i can minimize the pain by keeping my knees close together>mfw i run like this
>>580724432
>>580722909need Luna to ruin me
>>580723591yeppersmega lowroll award, average FL runchains didn't finish anyway>>580724238same
>>580723984>>580724002>>580724159Naruhodo>>580723986Yes, I'm Air Groove torena
didn't get offered sp+2 song before I bought the sp+3 song award
Tell me the pros and cons of the next scenario compared to GL
>>580724604>FL med SIt hurts to look at those stats
>>580724727Bourbon is so cute...
>>580724384what would getting beaned by a uma feel like
>>580724781you won't feel anything
>>580724727pros: not bricked for running a stamina cardcons: everything else
i want tomakomai
>>580724727pro: you only kinda need the pal cardcon:ramonu wit is needed and gets powercrept by your style wit card in like a few months
reset waiting room
just follow the guideyou people just copy anything a guide tells you to do
fat uma
Post shorstacks umas
Kitasan Black looks good when glazed in my white (semen)
does tarumae have any character traits besides talking about jap detroit
posting ryan instead
>>580725071calling it jap detroit would imply tomakomai was inhabited at one point
>>580725024
I will main lates and will skip ancestors
>>580725071Uhhhh her tits are fat
>>580725071hot tits and not believing in feng shui
>>580724727pros: darley arabiancons: it's literally GL
>>580724778I reread her story during a clank run today and was pleasantly surprised by how much I liked it
>KSB chain finished>Tachyon chain not finished>FM chain not finished>SC chain not finished>Oguri chain not finishedWhat does this even do?
Which one of the Gold Retards have the biggest tits?
>>580725229makes a number go up
>>580725117Ryan should dress like this all the time, I hate her granny casual outfit
>>580725194it's really good, and the ending is a adorable a bit too adorable, actually
>>580724949>con:ramonu wit is needed and gets powercrept by your style wit card in like a few monthsPlease say sike. I literally just used my free voucher + an lb crystal on mr. cbt wit because I have her at 1Lb
>>580725272Gorushippu
>>580725153I am doing this too. No point pulling on it to free up my borrow slot when I will continue to be bricked even if I do
>>580725340that's true for some stylesdon't worry, end doesn't get shit for another year
>>580725229Honestly, good question. Do we have a percentage of how much each level up increases the chance of the event chain triggering?
>The Dodgers Have Won 8 Games In a Row Since The Umas Arrived at Dodger Stadium!!!>READY! STEADY! DERBY!!
>>580725407Yeah a month late and no free pulls is though... I need those pulls for pokke speed after all
>>580725194Yeah, I've been doing the same. Bourbon is super cute, Creek was super cute too... more hot than cute actually. Goddamn
should i pull cb creek. it seems efficient for 200 and i like ayabby but pulling on a old card seems like bait.
>>580725071She's got the fattest fucking tits and cute braids and also her outfit is cute and also she shits on feng shui which is scammy chink magic
>>580725560the next good stamina card is mid 2027 and the only difference between it and creek is +2 SP and the option for a velocity gold instead of a heal
>>580725426great sexy i want tieshin to stab me
>>580725560whenever you say>should I pullwithout posting deck and carat stash, you are asking to be fed lies because /uma/ likes to give shit advice on purpose
Who's coming next? Nakayama?
>>580725738lb1 creek i like to pull horsies cards are snacks
>>580719585A slow, sloppy and unrelatable fall from grace
I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and they fucking SLATHERED it with ketchup and barely added anything else day ruined
>>580725828me
>>580725995Kitasan sould give me a slow sloppy
>>580726120Who is this cutie?
whoops
>>580724679
>>580711753i want to fuck fillyonsen
>>580726264joe
>>580711753where is the hair
>>580724781Kinda like this
>>580726768verxina would do this
>>580726768
>>580726768boobs too small
>>580711706Heeeee?!
>>580726768this happens to me hourly
>>580726768I wonder if there are umas that get off on having their legs, their most important body part, threatened or violated. Like hardcore masochism.
>>580726768whoa
>>580726768this canonically happens with every guts training
>>580726902there are, just like there are singers who enjoy damaging their vocal cords with violent deepthroats
>>580726768you can't post that
>>580726768>not choking herI sleep
>>580726768you cant post that mate
>>580727106Oh yeah? Name 3 umas.
I decided to pull out the big guns
>>580727156chevachi, shina and vivlos
i want to fuck symbol of adolf
>>580724727>1500 speed capThat's all you need to know
Lilac SEXO
>>580727581Lilac SEXO
12 minutes until the new worst day of my life
>>580727869don't worry bro, tomorrow is going to be worse so this is not that bad in comparison
>>580727581>>580727772Lilac... Sexo?
>>580726120>>580726264
>>580727156>>580727238Can confirm
btw i dont get if next scenario will have 1500 speed cap, how uma from next scenario gonna be better than grandlive one?inb4 there is no 1500 cap
>>580727772>>580728147>>580727581Goldclan mare sexo...
>>580725867if you'll have enough carats to dump 400 rolls into Ramonu and 400-600 into Pasa, spend a spark on CB/Creek.
>>580728509nigga there are other stats too
>>580728509BRO YOUR SPEED SPARKS WE WARNED YOU
>>580728509what will surprise you is the return of fuku speed as an important card, fucking best card in the game and everyone got gaslit into not rolling for it
mares on my face
enough with the mare propaganda
>>580728641she's also a universal solution to umas/setups that struggle to clank SS
>>580728624Wait what? I need speed sparks? I'm GL newcutie, idk shit about next scenario, except 1500 cap
>>580728509The real difference between 1500 and 1600 speed is only 50 speed. All your stats across the board will be higher, the speed cap will be easier to reach so you don't need to sacrifce other stats and you'll get way more skill points and skill hints.
>>580728641I rolled I just got 0 of it
fucking more like fukuing
>>580728758we get to have sex with virtual reality umas
>>580728812but I already do that with a vr headset
>>580728641Is this true?
>>580728758remember when uma said you'd need speed sparks in gl LMAO
worst day of my life until tomorrow
>>580728509while the difference between 1500 and 1600 feels like a lot, stat scaling is halved post-1200, so the difference is only 50 speed, but you didn't have to run 3 speed cards to reach it, so you can dump into power and wit and stam more, and the scenario ups your skill point pool. So yes, while a 1615 speed GL uma might have slightly greater speed in the last spurt then your GM uma, your GM uma is much more likely to be stronger.
>>580728958nobody will say yes here until it happens
i lied
>>580728706why? the +30 stat boost? I don't see how that gets you to SS rank.
>>580729002>>580728764Naruhodo... naruhodo... ty
>log in to club 30 seconds late>SHOES GONEcalm down neighas....
horse pussy
>>580729132Clanker does surprisingly well with Fuku. Got me a U once. Unusable but the stats were inflated more than usual
>>580729132fuku gives you the most speed out of any ssr when clanking AND gives a decent amount of other stats
I can barely even get 1400 with 3 speed cards
use good and expensive cards silly
I'm f2pure
you can hit sneed cap with welfare speeds thougheverbeit
I'm a pass whore
mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex mare sex
>>580729541el...
I should stop daily pulling on support cards
>>580729182mambwo...
>>580729605snackingbwo....
>>580729495I'm F2P+ only buy the carat pack for daily borrows paying carats, and if I snack a bit too much I may take out the adult's magic card out and fix it, but it's never my first option!So I'm a bit pure too
never stop gambling
>>5807293051600 speed is only achievable if you hit triple rainbows at least twice
>>580729564
>>580729680That's like saying you're a virgin because you only let men cum inside with a condom Currensis...
>>580729605that's a nice looking card that you're never going to use
>night owl on very first rest>refuses to cure after 3 infirmaries2 nukes weren't enough. China should nuke japan right now.
>>580729605Same. I'm thinking of only daily pulling on umas starting now to save paid carats for the gauntlet of banners in next scenario
>>580729495whats it called when you are f2p normally but you get steam cards as bday/xmas presents because your family doesn't know anything about you except that you play computer games so you use those gifts on carrats
>>580728963genuinely funny>GWO YOUR 9* SPEED PARENTS?! glad I didn't fall for that crock of shit, just like>if you don't have 65%+ RB you're fucked in MANT>everyone runs 50-60RB decks in MANT
>>580729787Well, I haven't had sex with a woman or guy for over 5 years so I'm pure in that regard too
>>580729889>wasting gift money on pngs instead of a real gameRetard
>>580729680f2p+ is like saying you're not a whore for sleeping with over 15 guys in college but now you wait to have sex after 3 dates now
>>580729605Snacking on cards feels terrible because there are almost no usable 0LB cards in this game.
>>580729980new games suck ass and I already own a ton of old good ones
why do we kid ourselvesliterally every male in this general would be walked with a dogleash by curren
>>580729139always make sure to get multiple opinions when asking questions, because lots of /umadacchis/ love to tell lies for fun. One such lie was needing speed sparks for Grand Live.
>>580729980>he thinks modern games bring more value then umabucksretard
>>580729971The classic "Virginity grows back"I'm proud of you
>>580729219the clanker sure is weird sometimes, huh. I don't understand, for instance, how I almost always get 3200-3400 skill points, but manually I'm lucky to reach 2800. Bonkers
>>580730232nobody bounces like that
>>580729980the only games I've bought released in the last five years are friendslop
>>580730302oh yeah?
>>580730337A single game of any friendslop will give you moe satisfaction than the equivalent in carats you could get by buying directly
>>580729994>snacking on supoka bannersplease tell me no one actually does thissnacking on uma banners I understand because you only need to get lucky once, not 4-5x in order to get something good.
>>580730402this is true, but it's not an either orI buy friendslop and carats
uma is my friendslop game
>>580729980I'm using inheritance money for my uma monthlies
>>580729980yarr harr harr
>>580730284the clanker cheats a lotit even gets a 3 hints for the scenario gold in GL, which means it always gets all songsit probably starts with all songs learned making it easier to get 3000+ SP
>>580730568It was also for them >>580730357
>>580730357now I see why religions would execute homosexuals gradually I begin to agree
>>580730626did I fucking ask you
Almost got a triple crown
>>580730690being a homophobic chiyoposter is like a pot calling a kettle a nigger
>>580730690The sooner you realize Islamic societies culturally thrive over degenerate neo-western values the closer you are to enlightenment
>>580730605lewd navel
Worst feeling ever bros..
>>580730880
>>580730850Golshi is one of the lewdest umas without her first racing outfit
>>580730284the clanker just seems to be really good at some elements of GL. I hope it's good at grandmasters too.
>>580730690Religions executed homosexuals because it lessened their control over population, because they needed to separate men and women into very distinct group to easily manipulate them into certain loyal behavior. This is of course why it's only exclusive to the lower strata of the population, meanwhile elites practiced whatever they wanted to.
>>580730942you can go into summer with low energy, it's all good
shoes doko
what hours are these
>>580730942
>>580731064Yeah...No med S incoming 100%
>>580731095it's saturday, nobody works on the weekends
>>580731159Wtf it's most lucky run (no med S and no recoveries though)
>>580731305I am coming to Tomakomai.
>>580731095Now they're cow hours
>>580731454
brat....
>>580731052Precisely, gender roles were a strictly enforced and artifical creation to help normalize society during a time of unrest such as the collapse of the Roman Republic. The 'paterfamilias' was socially constructed to control swaths of land across modern Italy and the Empire so that former veterans who owned land could report to a higher authority. It also quelled mindless degeneracy in the lower classes which is why higher authorities could be homosexual if they wanted to. Gender roles being artifical and enforced is a good thing (in umamusume: pretty derby!)>>580731095Intellectual hours
Post cows that don't exist
>>580731742the quality of that shirt to not just combust immediately
>>580731716idk man smells like indian in here
>>580730969I had her on my homescreen for a while but the animations where she leaned forward or jumped in joy kept distacting me
>>580731996STOP BEING SILLY
>>580731996silly
>>580731252This. Weekends are for dating your trainee.
>>580731716that's an interesting perspective. I don't think gender roles are entirely artificial, but I can't really say no customs have wormed their way in, either. I'm somewhat of a zealot so I'd have no trouble executing elites for degenerate behavior, but the idea of sheltering society from mindless degeneracy is an angle I hadn't considered. Now I have something new to think about, thanks!
>>580714145What does she mean "weak points"?
>>580732120They are 80% artificial/20% organic I'd say.It's hard to push through an agenda that has absolutely 0 basis on reality, much easier to exaggerate something that already exists.
dicktus
>>580730836Islamic societies are turbo degenerate, mindless shitholes, devoid of thought, liberty, and not properly ordered. The corrective to neo-liberal degeneracy is a return to the European tradition not experimenting with sandniggery.
>straighties getting uppity
>>580732109snuggling with your trainee for 2 days straight...
>>580732493I don't think she wants to snuggle bro... You might be in danger
>>580730836European pagans fucked everything that moves, worshipped genitals, fought wars and bred a lot.It's just Christianity that's a dogshit religion which is only good at creating and milking a taxbase.
>>580732285I have no idea on the exact percentages, but if the differences between men and women are largely natural due to sexual dimorphism, then it doesn't seem unreasonable for male and female roles in a healthy society to be largely natural, too.
personally my favourite gender roles moment was when the post-ww2 US had to force propaganda to reinstate them after the draft and the subsequent lack of men in the country made people realise that women can, indeed, perform the same jobs as men without keeling over and dying in 5 minutes.
>mud slime hoursewww
air jihad (forma de uma) when
>>580732561sundayman wouldn't force her to rape me... right?
>Ug7 Oguri>no Med S Classic
im going to mejirope
Curren Chan is built for mating press.
Shes a chud. A fucking loser. But her tits...
>>580733130shooting mejiropes all over your trainee...
I have mare fatigue
>>580733235plapnopsex
>>580733027Sundayman is STOPPING her from raping you... But it's getting weaker
>>580733027mayhaps...
>>580733305
>>580732689Again, sexual dimorphism is exaggerated. The only important difference is ability to bear children. Which is a big thing, but for some reason it gets less attention than everything else. >then it doesn't seem unreasonable for male and female roles in a healthy society to be largely natural, too.In a perfect society where you can granularly control people behavior, sure. But you can't force people to act in moderation, at some point it becomes a self-reinforcing myth which results in absolutely retarded behavior.
hello>>580733305this but unironicallysame concept same one trait
>>580733310Is she spe-chan's sloppy seconds?That's acceptable
cm19 rooms doko?
tag yourselfme in the middle, middle-left, and utmost right
>>580733356>>580733383oh nyo.....
>>580733514spechud's genes creates huge fuckboys
>>580733218She’s not that big
>>580733618Creek banner waiting room
remember that it is okay to buy skills when they are 30% discounted
>>580733490>many cute girls dying for you>*ugh it's all the same so boring*Literally what all fags say when they realize they're not straight
>>580731996>>580732087the silly propaganda is working on me instead of the "cool puppy-chan" one
GL sux
>>580733839Man, Epi fucked ALL OF THEM?BasedFrom CHUD to CHAD genes
>>580733941this is because Sirius isn't actually cool. she's just uokka with a bit more confidence and the exact same level of lameness
I just finished Doto's career for the first and it was super sweet. Doto must be protected at all cost. Also these two orenjis are the real G for helping Doto so much
>>580734025I love the way Rudolf looks in this. Such a doofus.
>>580734130also Vodka can back up her coolness with her actual race recordsSirius on the other hand...
>>580734025Love the sillies
>>580734135
We need more cute and girly stallions
>>580733941She's quite silly
BROOOOOSS
>>580734454>345 staminaogurigwo.....
>>580734336Wh-what happened after this... Is the trainer ok?
What's wrong?
>>580734454I hope your rainbows keep coming haha...
>fall asleep>hunger games recruits contestants right after>find out in the morningdammit
>>580734551Would secure the Gold-Clan with her
>>580734336
>>580734551Stego... Sexo?
>>580734217>fell for the demon's facade
>>580734639this is why I avoid sleeping as much as possible, you always miss out on something fun if you fall sleep
>>580734336yeah? what about it? I can do what I want!
>>580734639You missed out on the best HG so far.
Wtf is a mixer? Is it just an event where hot Japanese teenagers go to meet people to fuck? Isn't that kind of shameless?
>>580734535Helios started managing his schedule (and his orgasms)
>>580734217"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
>>580733851She will be after the 8th child
>>580734893i prefer her offbrand miko version
Which umas would give me a strict orgasm control schedule?
>>580734779>>580734970Doto is a good girl! I wont stand for this libel!
>>580734876>that concerned look and hesitation at touching the handlelike touching her first penis (mine)
Ningen?
>>580735091You have been warned
>>580735150sure.
>>580735150The only ningen for me
>>580735085
>>580734613Fuck you bwo... there is no rainbows
>>580735114So that's why I felt a hint of disgust in there>>580735150I'd lose my trainer's license for her
>>580734217>he played the normal route
>>580734825I was just too eepy, I couldn't keep my eyes open and was falling asleep mid anime>>580734876yeah, it seemed like a good one, I just read through it. zrr went fucking nuts. would've liked to have gotten one of my girls in. last time I suggested jordan and she became the uma bomber before being betrayed.
>>580733941that's because it's the only likeable version of kwaboli
>>580735335many such cases
>>580735423I ride or die for Doto now.
thank God for auto training
>https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0>https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0>https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0unfinished jig
>>580735091
>>580735694She just goofed up, okay?
>>580735583For what purpose
>>580729564HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>580735839Are you new, like really new?
>>580734893pero pero pero
>>580735519when you're good to doto doto's good to you
what are we planning to get irrationally mad over today?
>>580736286orange
>>580736286idk name an uma whose posters i should start randomly beefing with
>>580735509Med S my assLmaooo
>>580735694this bitch uma makes her mother cry
>hmmm how long until my clanked run is over>timer is not moving>uh? did I forget to set it up, well I can look ingame>didn't start the rundanchou, I goofed up
>>580736286does this mean cafe fucks dogs
>Senior first half>Got all three heals, Med S>9% failed, 9% failed, 5% failedFucking rigged fuck you
>>580736286anything and everything, friend
>>580736442DotoTore...
>>580736451Woof woof!
Is this...lucky?
Me when I lie
>>580736765Depends on the translated moonrunes
>>580736810don't lie then
>>580736451supposed to be a cat paw print
fronts can't win anymore..
>>580736765Fuku tits aren't that big are they
>>580734447>>580734325>>580734025I love all Sillyposters
>>580735908Yes now explain why you gassed 6 million E rank anime mcqueens
>>580736951she's as big as Fuji
>>580736935non-oguri's can't win what's your point
>>580736951she's as big as fuji is
>>580736985flatliners did that to get the daily gibs before auto
>>580736985before we had auto mode we had flatliners intentionally failing mcqueen careers since she has an early fan goal
Would Tama marry her trainer (me) if I give her enough money?
>>580736416The event this was made for was one of the few times I've actually enjoyed the dialogue in this videogame. It's pretty good.
>>580736286lack of cafe posts is something to get mad about
>>580737120>>580737004Tit MONSTER
>>580729371(same artist) https://www.pixiv.net/users/1068189
>>580736935>can't use WIT Bobo with VBobo>can't use SPD Maru with S. Maruwe're the most cucked strat
Should I delete Sm*rt F*lcon from my account?
>>580737126>>580737129Oh... What the frick... That's cruel and unusual
>>580737214holy tanned cow wife.....
>>580737147No one is interested in her flat poverty body
>>580737147she would only marry you if you didn't have money because having too much money makes her uncomfortable
>>580737291she's fine with it
>>580737182more like Tit GODDESS
>>580737291Yes it was
Family
>>580737496having sex with the moms and their kids
>>580737291flatliners aren't human
>>580737291she can take it
>>580737171I was neutral on air shakur and reading that kinda made me dislike her lol. torena realizing what her mom was trying to do by sending her all the weird packages made me sad. agreed it's a good bit of writing tho
>>580737173truth.
>>580737256You will use her in the next dirt cm
>full energy>no rainbows>light hello on guts>click guts>guts level 2sigh....
pocket wife
>>580737804>oguri>digitan>taiki>maru and smaru>copa copa copa>gold city for the fancy anons>inari one>ny urarawhy would you use smart falco in this day and age
taiki
Nah, I'm using Kentucky, Yuki, and Haru.
>>580737496What do the numbers mean? Also wtf Ryan is a mom??.
>>580736416QRD?
>>580737256Most people delete Smart Falcon if they accidentally manage to pull her. It's just kind of expected.
>>580737672
