World of Warcraft Classic GeneralServers discussed:>Classic ERA>Classic HardcoreFAQ:>Is classic+ happening?No, datamining and insider leaks have revealed that "Camelot" is a seasonal retail server with shop mounts, deluxe pre order packages, wow token and a cash shop and is not worth paying attention to.>What version should I play?Classic ERA is permanent vanilla with no resets or seasons, it is the recommended version for most people.>What about Hardcore?Hardcore is great, if your character dies there, you can move it to ERA and continue playing there.>Which Faction should I pick?Both are great, the population is split around 60/40 in favor of the Alliance.Tools and resources:>Talent calculator https://classicdb.ch/?talent>look up quests and items: https://www.wowhead.com/classic>weakauras: https://wago.io/>Addon client: https://www.curseforge.com/download/appPrevious: >>580692514
wow tranny game announced
I wanna see the centaurs
predictions how fat metzen has gotten?
>>580692514>>580692514>>580692514actual new
>from the people who destoyed retail, classic progression, classic anniversary, sod and som.>THIS time it will be different, trust the plan.
NAXX OUT HYPE
AWOOOGA
retail- lost
Only gay centaurs can save classic
i can see her nips
LITERALLY WHO
bring out the ethnically ambiguous female
Soon you will see buck broken blizzdrones pre order the deluxe hero ultimate Camelot package, ride their shop mount while playing a sky elf death knight typing "classic+ hype" in world chat as they are riding to Orgrimmar to sell a wow token.
milk truk has arive
KHAZ MODAN WONBIGLY
hard nipples bros
nipplecon
w( . Y . )rld of warcraft
Do women just not notice how obvious their nips are at times?
COLONIZE
NIPPLES NIPPLES NIPPLESMOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
guys...our feelings are important...
am I supposed to know who this is
GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OFF THE STAGE
NEXT GUY NEXT GUY
metzen?????????????????????????
Chris Metzen
retail is dead LOL!
>>580744692they love the attention
>>580744692trust me brotha, they know
>10min hype cinematics>now heres a crying brown women to ruin the mood
mommy milkies
>>580744593>>580744727
>DEI libshit speech Blizzard still stuck in 2020
>>580744692oh they know. and it turns them onand blizz knows they need to lure in the coombrains, so
>>580744692They know but if you tell them YOU know you are the problem or something. Also not a sexual organ etc.
she wants us to CUM and have a BLAST?
'I love you'
GET THIS BROWN BITCH OFF THE STAGE
I mean I would have stolen the milk too
>>580744682blizz employees drink from here
the nips actually went down after a while, interesting they do that. i dint think of that. I dont know female anatomy
She has a lisp and I find that kinda attractive...
Holy shit shut the fuck up.
Where's Kojima? I was told that Kojima would be here.
stop moving the camera just keep zooming in on her this is a very important speech.nipples.
>cross around her necklast time we will be seeing her
So now we know why they stole the breastmilk
CLASSIC+ MUST BE REALLY BAD IF THEYRE GIVING A 5 MINUTE SPEECH ON EMOTIONS KEK
it's so unfair burgers get to fuck brown girls to their hearts content
i keep having to mute this bitch, show me the big titty ogre bitches already blizzard or I riot
>Gay centaurs>DEI Sheboons>This company will make a good ploosieHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Someone get this foid off stage holy shit. Shut the fuck up and bring out Metzen. Feels like this cunt was told to ramble for time because Metzen locked himself in the bathroom to do coke.
>Inspire.. INFORM... Love...>What we carry... unseen, and unspoken... the dreams of pushing for what's possible...Oh my fuck get on with it
>times are tough>blizzcon as a place to heal>I love youit's a fucking video game stfu and announce something
SHUT UP idiots a WOMAN is speaking!!! SHUT UP
>times are so tough right now Anyone find it funny that we all know this means how sad they still are that Trump won
>>580744692she knows , nigger
where are the games
>>580745158why do you keep having to do it? You only need to do it once and then unmute when she is gone. Are you expecting something different each time u unmute? you know the definition of insanity, homes?
This has been the worst opening in the History of this convention. Like what the fuck.
FELL FOR IT AWARD
RIP league of legends i guess. get fucked riot
>some corpo slut babbling corpo garbagethis is the company you want to make classic+ eh?
we are so fucking back
HOTSchads WON!!!!!!!!!!Doomerchuds LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT A MOBILE GAME>THE RAPED FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT A MOBILE GAME>THE RAPED FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT A MOBILE GAME>THE RAPED FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT A MOBILE GAME>THE RAPED
>she is already alluding to the disappointmentThey are so scared of boos lmaooo
this wasnt in the leaksbros
doomchuds feasting rn
it just keeps getting worseit just keeps getting worseit just keeps getting worse
my god...Janny got into HOTS
>Xal'atath feet AGAIN
all 4 people playing hots are so happy now
>camelot was just fucking HoTS
Anyone know if I have time to go get food before the C+ announcement? I don't wanna miss it
fuck I thought she left
jannymancy looks sick
>all the livestream chats are just non-stop Ls
solid start for doombians
>HOTS
>starting with HotS... I thought development was cancelled like 3 years ago
>>580745462same lmao
the fucking intro is a new addition to a game they all but deleted?
i thought hots was cancelled?
>>580744692she probably didn't consider stage lighting
WHAT DO WE WANT?FRESH.HOW DO WE WANT IT?FASH!FASH!FASH!
NO CLASSIC+ FOR YOU CHUDS KEK ALL YOU GET IS MOBILE SLOP >NO CLASSIC+ FOR YOU CHUDS KEK ALL YOU GET IS MOBILE SLOP NO CLASSIC+ FOR YOU CHUDS KEK ALL YOU GET IS MOBILE SLOP >NO CLASSIC+ FOR YOU CHUDS KEK ALL YOU GET IS MOBILE SLOP
lmao what, bros we feeling okay?
>>580745526I thought it was cancelled like 10 years ago
thats the opener? xalatath in hots? lol
Who the hell is this?
is she about to cry? her voice is shaking so much
im convinced theyre using canned hype, look at the audience, theyre playing a loud cheer but everyone is static not even moving
WoW on consoles or mobile slop?
>crowd so nervous
cant wait for DEI casting diablo
ASMON IS CHUDDING OUT
>>580745638blizzard is not what it used to be ok
Netflix = Diablo will be a black transgender non binary queen
Remember when they did this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBqTYzRfmVU
>Diablo showHmm?>Netflix animationOh. Nah.
>>580745715FUCKING BITCH
This cunt speaks slower than Hasan who actually is inbred. Why the fuck is she up there? Is she stalling for time?
>HOTS>NETFLIX LMAOOOOOOOO
>netflix x diablo
>>580745678you think they would stand up and shake about as they cheer? you are sat down in a theater seat, they arent gonna be super dynamic
>Goyflix HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHSUFFAH DIABLOKEKS
>>580745760OH IT DEFINITELY WILL
>>580745760Stop posting this edit
will she have her own boob booth after to feed the attendees?
dood cartoons lmao
>>580745906But will it be worse than Castlevania?
What the fuck is this, one piece?
tyriel gay sex on the big screen!
Doomgods feasting better than everLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>580745821same reaction
They're saving the classic announcements for the end.
Never cook again LOL
>>580746036>dan haywho?
GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OFF THE STAGE I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE
where is our guy aggrend?
>Blizzcon should be a sacred space that feels like home>because community like this matters so muchI hate capitalism so fucking much it's unreal
>Muh safe space Do these faggots not realize that Woke has been been cancelled? How out of touch are these fucking retards?
who are these people? wheres metzen to announce wow shit? WHO CARES ABOUT HOW YOU GOT YOUR JOB RETARD
Hots was fun
>>580745246TAKE ONE EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS
Yknow what, after that opening, I don't think I want classic+
https://starcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/>starcraft remasteredWhy?
DREAMERS RISE UP
>>580746157Classic+ must be horrible if they had to give a 10 minute monologue on emotion and community and she told the audience to show love for blizzard
>Muh life storyGet to the point you fucking retard.
>>580746115far cry dev
>>580745246midterms coming
Doomers won
This is reminding me why I just play gachas and PoE2 now
>>580746227that was released 10 years ago, shows you never followed starcraft
yo its the guy from breaking bed
We're fucking waiting for the centaurs already stop wasting our time
>15 minutes and only one bingbros... i don't think i can make it....
a boomer white man is speakinglisten and learn
>blizzard only hired me after they went to shitgrim
>trauma dumping
>hots>into starcraftok. so camelot is going to be at the end?
>>580746342Better than a diversity hire brown woman
OH SHIT!!!!!!!STARCRAFT 3!!!!!!!
starcraft mmo
how about show, don't tell?
These speeches are so fucking soulless
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT
>Open-world shooter Star-Craft
>open world StarcraftHuh
WE'RE HERE TO MAKE STARCRAFT THE MOBILE GAME !!
HEIL
>>580746391it doesn't exist bro there is no arthas show the leak was fake
WORLD OF STARCRAFT IS REAL
>open world shooterit's gonna blow isnt it?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>white male in the cinematicwtf is this chud shit?
>focused on a swarthoidholy sweet baby
>>580746595Of course it will. It's gonna be live service dogshit.
>>580746639Doesn't look white at all, holy mutt
>>580746639>That being white
more twitch bait open shooter friendslop with online mode.
>destiny mentioned
>open world shooter
is this starcraft ghost?
>>580746492perfectly manufactured to be a milquetoast and vague as possible. it really takes alot of talent to create this level of corporate bullshit for 2026 annoucements
>>580746639>white
>>580746639if you think that mystery meat mexican is white you must be American
>they disneyfied the marine armorWHY
Muttcraft
You can finally play a Mexican in starcraft
waow... grim AND dark...
2030 jesus
OH NO HE DIED
>2030holy fuck i wont even be alive
I AM A WARRIOR
>2030lmfao
2030
that's pretty much what the average marine looks like anyway
2030 lmao
>20302030>20302030>20302030>20302030>20302030>20302030>20302030>20302030
>2030Why fucking announceme this shit dude lmao
In 2030 you can play a DEI mutt in the starcraft universe, hypeee
IN FOUR YEARS?!
>2030
STARCRAFT IN 4 FUCKING YEARS?IT'S GOING TO BE DESTINY?
this guy is so fucking gay
century of humiliation
>CANT PLAY THAT UNTIL 2030WHY THE FUCK???
That just felt like a ripoff of Warhammer
FAGFAGFAGFAAAAAAAAG
I'm 45 in 2030 FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
>2030>followed by lgbt twinkDOA
>2030It's that year again
>2030Whats the fucking point of annoucing it then
bros I'm not feeling so good>DEI sheboon PR speech>starslop with a mystery meat main character>Heroes of the toiletNOT LOOKING GOOD !!!!
cumwatch timesneak peak into rule34 new uploads
>FOUR YEARSAhahahahaha>immediate genderqueer Overwatch dev jumpscareAHAHAHAHA
basically, get owned haters
Classic+ in 2040 GET HYPE WOOOO
>overwatchuuuggggHHHHHHHH SKIP!!!!!
This is so painful to watch.I don't understand how a regular human could stand it. I wish they just dumped every relevant trailer onto youtube before this so I could avoid all the awful in between bits
Like is it sc3 or some fps bollocks
>>580746935tyler1 clones
2030 hahahahahah doomers won
>40 year old reddit zoomer with silicon valley clothes. and a shitty western animeJesus christ stop please
>2030Bethesda level cope
I accidentally had the terran theme playing in the background when the trailer started and thought the trailer was looking kinda sickhow fucking disappointed I got when I realized it was just playing in a different tab
>2030 for helldivers: starcraftLMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO even the swedes will have helldivers 3 ready by then
>>580747049my thoughts exactlyez skip i'll make something to eat why tranny yaps
>black person appears on screen>hiphop starts playingHoly shit this is shamefully racist.
Why is every main character for every game black?
>THEM LIPSSHIEEEEEEET
Holy shit Brad Armstrong
>>580747309you all know dae plan bring me da chicken
did these retards not get the memo that USAID has been cut off, you cant afford to make nigger shit anymore without the subsidies
How does it just keep getting worse?
camelot up next
>>580747309kek that's the first thing i was thinking of. isn't that character like african-african too? do they even listen to hip hop
Did we get retail- yet?
>>580747361That's what makes it diverse
What if none of the leaks are true bros?
This company is a fucking corpse hahahahaha
>>580747415No baby, Hearthstone next.
>erm... so THAT just happened ;-)when will they learn to kill millennial american writers
Overwatch is so lame.They should have just pivoted it into a pure porn game honestly
>>580747468starcraft leak was true already.
2030? Clearly Microsoft insisted on a big announce for every title so they just made a video as vague as possible.
what based streamer can i watch that isnt just gonna glaze the fuck out of this negrofied shit?
>>580747531I haven't played an American video game is years, and now I'm just reminded why
>>580747504o right i forgot about that dead game
muttmerica is foul
>>580747531you chose this when you shit on boomers and gen xers
>>580747035>starslop with a mystery meat main characterthere ain't much meat left on the boy
old lucio!?!?!
>>580747549This bitch's mulatto milkers are the only worthwhile part of this entire fucking ceremony thus far.
>>580747597It's Blizzard's most popular game.
>>580747468Mass suicides at the local Holiday Inn by the Anaheim convention center
>>580747637>main characterDid you watch the trailer?
>>580747569Why would you need a streamer to watch it with?
they're really padding this year out fucking hell
>>580747531chromie is going to say that in the classic+ cinematic when the dark portal collapses after a raid kills kazzak
BLACKJAMACIANVAMPIRES
this is... unbelievably badi cant comprehend ithow can it keep getting worse and worse
wakanda forever
WARCRAFT RUMBLE UP NEXT
are white characters banned?
WOULD
Why is every char brown except widow
oh she has a nice ass
why does the black man get hiphop
>>580747720no i was alt-tabbed
Blizzard proving they're an overinflated tripple A slop investor pleaser by releasing cinematic announcement trailers for a single player game, so far ahead of release that the hype will be gone by then, just to make sure Investors see they're "working" on *something*.
just talk about worlo please...
>>580747725i want someone to shit on this slop live
>>580747569Any of the classic wow streamers? Like all classic players they're constantly miserable
ZESTY BLACK VAMPIRES
No vampire will ever beat Slayer
Classic plus is going to be very bad, isn't it
why does this guy sound like an even gayer jeff kaplan
>>580747838she thicc
I wanna rape that black twink.Gonna put some sugar in his tank if u know what I mean babe
>>580747838classic+ needs THIS
>the 6 Overwatch players in the audience cheer FUCKING. KEK.
>>580747991they haven't earned the benefit of the doubt so far
>>580747991its gonna be so bad its gonna be good again
>>580747991yep
>>580747991the little hope I had disappeared about 15 minutes ago
Valve vampires btw.
>woke blizzard is deadMiranda mother of Ass has slain the woke dragon
SHE THICC
>>580747991it will be worse than you could ever imagine
I dont remember blizzcon being this cringe
ngl she has had black boyfriends. I know her type.
>>580747991nigga they aint gonna say shit other than tickle your dick during the dev panel
>>580747991not looking good
this retarded bitch is the LEAD NARRATIVE DESIGNER? she must give crazy headfucking hell, no wonder their games are such shit
>>580747991oy vey very bad
>>580748141too big.
>>580747838Wait your turn, she's clearly aching for a trve Kvl Tiran BVLL to give her babies.
>>580748141yeah she got a fatty. blizz is not woke. the pawgs were not removed
what is that shit on her right hand
>>580748141These kinds of people write the modern warcraft stories as well.
>>580747991Classic was bad, retail is bad, so why are you expecting anything different?
>>580747991lol
Starcraft looked good tho… so there’s still a chance Camelot will too
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHITWHO EVEN PLAYS SHIT LIKE HOTS OR OVERWATCH, LIKE THIRD OF WOW PLAYERSCOME THE FUCK ON, SHOW US WOW ALREADY
>women spends 10 minute on verge of tears monologuing about emotions and community>starcraft features mystery meat mutt>overwatch features new black trans hero ripoff of Bladeanons do you still have high hopes for classic+ to be done well or are you still coping this is the same blizzard of old? anons do you still have high hopes for classic+ to be done well or are you still coping this is the same blizzard of old? anons do you still have high hopes for classic+ to be done well or are you still coping this is the same blizzard of old? anons do you still have high hopes for classic+ to be done well or are you still coping this is the same blizzard of old?
roadhog mains... not like this...
>>580747991After all this gay ass shit I just saw, I'm dooming out so fucking hard right now
SoD was cool, why wouldn't Classic lgbtqt+ be?
he's coming.
I WANNA STICK MY FACE BETWEEN HER ASS CHEEKS or thighs. im not picky
>more roadhog rape live on main stage as usualglad i quit
>the only meaningful announcement is a cinematic of a 2030 game
My hope for Classic+ has been obliterated
Holy shit, imagine if you actually paid to be there watching this shitI feel like I'm wasting my time just listening to it in a different tab
>>580747991no
>>580748289gauntlet of bane
>>580748416christ metzen
>>580748380oy vey it's going to be very gay
FUCK OFF WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT OVERKEK GIVE US CLASSIC+ ALREADY>FUCK OFF WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT OVERKEK GIVE US CLASSIC+ ALREADYFUCK OFF WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT OVERKEK GIVE US CLASSIC+ ALREADY>FUCK OFF WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT OVERKEK GIVE US CLASSIC+ ALREADY
Imagine this dude standing over you reviewing your work lol
>>580748380you forgot that a retoilet character got flushed into hotsthats hype right?
>>580748380Thankfully I had no hope for this dead company
>Classic+>30th Anniversary Edition>Coming November 2034
>>580748141She's fat, but still plappable
>>580747853The guy immediately died in his first battle. The narrative was that everyone was totally expendable (basically helldivers)
>>580748428Would absolutely give her a fucking rimjob.
>>580748471classic+ is too WHYTE so the new character will be black and trans and will help us to slay onyxia
Garrosh is my true warchief. Retail is fake gay timeline not real
>coughs up bloodbros... i don't think c+ will be good
lesserafim hype
>>580748551what we call a slampig.
>>580748442if I had paid to be there I would expect them to at least supply me with rotten tomatoes to throw at this shit
>>580748380Why did I get hyped for this?
>>580748637i hate this blowhard spic like you wouldnt believe
>>580748637Look at all these paid actors LMAO
>>580748637based
People paid thousands of dollars to see this dog shit in personimagine that
>used to RP with Matt Mercer back in the day>have to watch him rape my favorite hobby more and more each yearI'm ready to seethe with both jealousy and contempt, bros. May I?
What time do I hit my bong for peak c+ announcement hype
>>580748551What the fuck do you mean "fat" that's the type of physique that proud redblooded Yamnaya men would kill eachother over to stick their dick into.Jesus christ you fucking mutts ahv ebeen brainraped by Hollywood.
>>580748558yes was there a main character other than him?
if i have to hear about matt mercer one more time i am gonna have a meltdown, have matt mercy on my soul and put this man out of the public conscious forever
>>580748709>fake laughs and glazes blizz in your path
>>580748709hes iranian
>>580748778It's free this year for a reason
>>580748778the real reason you go to blizzcon is if youre a chad, you get to slay a bunch of desperate nerd pussy.
>CHARITY SHILLING AT A VIDEO GAME CONVENTIONholy fuck dude
>>580748331We didnt see shit from camelot man it was just a gay cinematic.
>>580748762Imagine being the producer who gets to fuck these plastic surgery sluts.
>you get to buy my AIDS INFESTED CLOTHES fuck off we need sexual harassment blizz back
>>580748380i-it'll be different, somehowAll this other shit is absorbing the cringe, so Classic+ can be free to be based
>>580748828same thing
>>580748794for real
>>580748682Anons keep trying to convince and lie to themselves this is still the same Blizzard of old, but all of this is a wakeup call that no, this isnt the old blizzard and hasnt been since 2010
>>580748551you retarded? look at the waist. shorty thick
>>580748783Shut the fuck up Orion Acaba nobody wants to hear your aids opinion out of your crowdfund money stealing mouth. Kill yourself.
bros I thought this was a DEI company why have the 2 women they've brought been so fucking sexy?
>>580748886
There wont even be an announcement btw.
Saving THE BEST for the last it seems!
>>580748852nerd pussy just claims false rape after you fuck her and she regrets it later and then she makes 100k in adrevenue from the drama
ah fuck finally. blizcon started
>Turtle and Ascension died for this blizzconHoly fuck bros, this is looking so grim already
just kill overwatch already, literally dead game
>yo niggers we're 6 minutes behind schedule, give us wow news yo niggers we're 6 minutes behind schedule, give us wow news >yo niggers we're 6 minutes behind schedule, give us wow news yo niggers we're 6 minutes behind schedule, give us wow news
I swear blizzard is the only one who doesnt realize diablo is dead dead
I like how they purposefully put all the non wow stuff first because they know otherwise people would tune out as soon as wow stuff was announced, cause no one gives a fuck about all of the rest.>>580749046thats why you record fucking her to have proof, and something to upload to 4chan
>>580749118>shit and cancer died for this blizzconGood.
I JUST FRICKING LOVE INFLUENCERS
>>580749040just wait for the black trans character they add to classic and then tell you "they were always there!"
Physically recoiled seeing those pathetic streamers pogging out
they have nothing huh
30 years of diablo and not a single good game since diablo 2
>all that just to announce a package dealFUCKING LMAOthey're so shameless
slop goblins in this thread think these "women" are "attractive"they are chopped as hell
>>58074929830 years of Diablo!13 years of raping Diablo!
Apologize.
Diablo 30?!?!? what happened to all those titles between 4 and 29.
Why is every project lead by a woman
New games ?
My God this is fucking insipid.
ASIAN SLIM QT PALLET CLEANSER FROM THE SLAMPIG. I see what youre doing blizzord.
more like Manletcon look at this dude.
>alliance - chinese lady>horde - white guyHmm...
>>580749414Stuck in remaster hell
>no laughsbrootal
Just announce the Warcraft shit and move on. Nobody cares about OW or Shitablo
>>580749209*buys 20 million gold*
>>580749423because theyre fucking hot
>another aids faggot presentingits all just fags and ugly women working at blizzard now isnt it
>>580749273Nah nah nah nah naah don't put this out there
>>580749298unsubscribe from the streamers who got invited to blizzard months ago when classic+ is shown and it sucks and has niggers. they tried to hype this shit up like it wasnt shit
>>580749461heightmogged by an asian girl is cruel and unusual punishment
So how much did it cost to get into this event exactly?
They do realize if they don't announce classic plus that they will be dismantled and sold for parts before StarCraft 2030 comes out?
Actually hilarious to see how every other Blizzard franchise is dead.
>>580748558You've never played Starcraft, SC Space marines are literal cannonfodder just barely above Zerglings. They're supposed to get gigamurked in droves, which doesn't immediately tell you anything about the game itself.That's the whole joke: We don't know jackshit about "Starcraft 2030", all we know is they made a cinematic trailer to generate hype for a game that won't come out in forever, and probably has more than enough time to get cancelled again.This is jsut for shareholders and investors, man. None of this shit matters.
>>580749423how else are you gonna fuck them if you dont hire them?
Buck boys thought this company could make a good plussyHow embarrassing
>>580749506dalaran study
Where are the gay centaurs ?
Diablo 4 killed the Diablo franchise.
sex with chinese alliance lady
>>580749517Ascension had heirlooms and experience potions in its cash shop.
cant believe I basedfaced starcraft in 2026 only for it to release right in time for gta 6 online 3rd expansionLOL
>>580749423To signal their compliance with DEI
diablo immortal HYPE
>>580749687So retail wow?
>>580749616Starcraft Ghost will probably come out before Starcraft 3 at this rate
dont you guys have locks
>>580749506She's begging for Kul Tiran sperm inside of her.Alliance keeps winning, Hordespergs.
The crickets for the Diablo announcements are incredible
getting stiff san fran corporate normies to do these garbage announcements is always such a disaster, get the most fat autistic greybeard nerd you can find and spare us the cringe
>>580749759Yeah, Ascension was about as bad if not worse than retail. Glad it's gone.
>"The next season launches Tuesday.">...>...>pity clapsBrutal...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAMERICLAPS
lmao noone gives a fuck about D4
>>580749606got yourselves hyped over nothing kek with the state of this show so far it aint looking good
pretty tepid reaction to Sneedablo. POE 2 really dunked on it yeah?
I can't wait for exilecon
Share with me a based stream for Blizzcon bros: i dont want the officiall, heavily censored one
wtf is this guy a tranny?
>>580749612suits have inherited all of the titles from blizzard's great starting years and the only thing they know to do with them is to release the old stuff over and over
lmfao no claps for the SOJ
>PLEASE CLAP
>>580749896so far most of this are just reading patch notes
kek crickets
>3 people clap during a structured break in the speech
Reminder that Cameltoilet is announced in the "warcraft whats next part 2" thats 4 hours after opening ceremonyRetoilet announcements happen in part 1
this shit is grim
Bros I am fucking dying, PLEASE move on to the nxt game.
This shit is liquid cringe
>>580749895>if not worseyou tried to be an impartial redditor but accidentally let the mask slip
>>580750019They dont know what it is
>>580750000A-ha, the stream but with blackjack and hookers?
switch gamers RISE UP
>wow it's Joe!!>2 people clapembarrassing
>>580749759Ascension managed to be even worse than Retail when it comes to turbo monetization, which is genuinely impressive
>>580750005obv there is always atleast one on the screen
Dont you guys have switch
Did a millennial write the show too? This shit is so awkward.>DEFINE LONG!!!
laughs not claps for that
>>580750138im honestly jealous
>In not even 20 years Blizzcon went with based passionate nerds sperging on stage with souless corporate cardboards forced to recite a script wrote word from word by the PR team
diablo dead franchise. poe won
that asian lady has a nice tight ass.
>ANOTHER low test aids ridden faggotbro is there a single normal person working at blizz anymore? even a nog something anything
>>580750123I wasn't trying anything, I hate ascension, they ruined its original concept.
>ploos releasing on the switch
>>580750139In the flesh!
bring that whore in the red dress out again, her gigantic ass is way better than anything they have shown so far.
spawn??????????What the fuck?
>stone of jordan>no claps>here is a dev guys>no claps>todd macfarlane in diablooo>who?this is funny as fuck
It's all cringeroni pepperoni so far but I need the *big* humiliation catastrophe.
guys is it too late to get into classic+? im worried everyone might be too leveled
manlet
OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY AND MOVE ON NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT
>>580750286Why is she so greasy
literally nothing is happening this blizzcon what the fuck
do you think Asha is regretting her purchase now?
>>580750425don’t worry you will have 14 years to prepare for it
Its a mistake to do scripted comedy when you don't have the talent to pull it off but the company clearly has a culture of fear of criticism so here we are.
GET HYPE FORJavelins...?Waow
Damn amazon was the slowest class in diablo 2 her frames were way too long. Nothing fast about her in previous games.
>>580750461he's just like me
>>580750425It's a hardcore autismo server: if you joined in day 2, you was already forever behind the curve
>>580750461why do so many short women go trans?
IT'S MA'AM
Might as well get Motherfucker Mike up on stage to talk about Mineycrafta. This cringe is insane.
all this shit is boring, new map, new pet, new blah. what do these devs actually do all day?
this is genuinely hilariously bad
>>580750527>3 years from last blizzcon>Would think they would have a lot to show between all that time>All we get is a bunch of cinematic shit and monologues about feelings and tranny shit
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS OVE-FUCK
>thank you for letting us waste your time, find more actual info at the panel.
how many people did they have to bribe or place in the audience with free passes to whoop and holler when they realize noone is making any noise
I've been zoning in and out but do I have this right?>opened with a HOTS hero announcement>announced StarCraft game for 2030>announced Overwatch hero and season>announced le sserafim concert>announced something to do with Matt Mercer idk>shilled a charity or something?>vaguely announced Diablo IV season and class
>>580750498She is sweating in desperate need to be pinned down and smushed into the sheets by a fat, hairy Kul Tiran powerchad and gigafilled with Titanborn sperm.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm just bitter and disenfranchised, or if things really are badBut I think this really is just mindblowingly terrible
this has to be one of the worst gaming presentations ever, I dont usually watch them but the times I have its like 60% bad, 30% meh, and 10% good, this has been 99.9% extremely bad
what is the appeal of diablo? i FOMO purchased diablo 4 and all i did was spam dungeons where mobs die in 2 hits, and that's all there was to do once i beat the game
hammies we are watching blizzcon herehttps://www.twitch.tv/xxgwendolinahttps://www.twitch.tv/xxgwendolinahttps://www.twitch.tv/xxgwendolina
diablo 5 already?
DIABLO 5COMING 2029
LOOOOOOL
isnt diablo 4 like 1 year old
this time they'll get it right I'm sure
Diablo 5 2029 lol
>>580750731buy an ad
DiaVlo
>diablo 5BUT I JUST SPENT $80 ON MY HORSE
>POE2 will literally be free in 2 months Diablo is a dead game atp
>starcraft announced 4 years early>diablo announced 3 years earlyyep we are getting classic+ in 5 years arent we?
>2029lol
LMAO ZERO HYPE
>new Starcraft!!! .... in 4 years>new Diablo!!!! .... in 3 yearsClassicbros... Things are looking bad for us. Going to have to play WoD for 2-4 years while we wait for ours...
>havent shown diablo in diablo 4>claim story isnt even over>announce 5 anyways for 2029
Classic+ is 2031 going by this rate
>2029who cares?
>starcraft 2030>d5 2029Fuck bros, Classic+ might not be for a while.
>>580750864I think all these super early announcements are just them begging xbox not to rape them
If diablo 5 has a horse I'm not buying it.
this company really cant do more than 1 big project at a time despite having infinite money and resources and jeet devs
Execs going.. how about.. seasonal, SEASONAL diablo?
>>580750960thats what happens when you hire a bunch of fucking indians who cant code but only copy shit off quora
>>580750864they are too busy working on Camelot+ to get those out sooner, th-that's it!
>>580750940they are doing an epic count down Warcraft rumble will be 2028 and then classic + 2027
thank you for believing in diablo... doesn't sound right...
>>580750670Diablo V in 2029 as a post-apocaliptic RPG where Diablo won and rules the world. Everything else is just souless promotional shit
Didn't D4 come out just a few years ago why announce a sequel already?
thank you for purchasing blizzcon tickets to watch cartoons with us
>see you in hellbut im already in hell bro....
>hearthstonethey're doing this shit on purpose
>>580750992I doubt it. Classic exists, it's just the assets that need to be put it.
>hearthstoneOH MY FUCKING GOD JUST GET TO WOW ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>starcraft 2030>diablo 2029thank god the leak confirmed camelot/wow2 is releasing this month!
>Starcraft 2030>Diablo 2029...so Classic+ 2028?
they are saving the best for last right?
>>580751068>Didn't D4 come out just a few years ago why announce a sequel already?Cause D4 is a failure and no one likes the fucking horse.
>Hearthstone Wait people still play that game?
Why are they all so effeminate, what's going on over there
wow is 40 minutes from now you MONGOLOIDS learn to READ
Hearthstone 2?
the only good thing about hearthstone is the music
did blizz decide to not make games for a few years or smth
>>580751068Dead game
>another obese dysgenic betamalei am really not surprised anymore at the current state of blizzard
>StarCraft in 2030>Diablo V in 2029???? I'll be a dad with a family and have quit gaming by then though, who is this marketing for?
finally real game
>>580751313it's to relate to the /wowcg/ audience.
so did we get any convincing leaks last night/ this morning?
>>580751313Seems like a nice chap
>>580751250i do. i put 100 dollars into it during the beta and i still have sufficient dust to keep up with the meta
StarCraft announcement is the coolest so far but>2030>open world shooterDOA
>>580751335no you wont
OH BOY, HEARTHSTO-
>>580751294its actually insane, theyre as bad as gamefreak with being dumb with their ips
jesus christ I hate millenials so much
the dead audience kek
OOOOOOLD GODS
>>5807510682023. 2029 is 6 years later. Sounds about right for a sequel to come out.
>the only people cheering are the devs in the audienceHow much did it cost to be here and get raped?
>>580751294They've only been making updates for WoW, Overwatch and Hearthstone for the longest time, the wheels need greasing.
*Coughs up blood*
>>580749687>retail wow with an additional price tag>this is held up as the gold standard of private servers
>>580751157>...so Classic+ 2028?
>>580751207Whenever there's a wow announcement it's always last
>>580751068more games to put a shop into for whales to spend on
>>580751252Handpicked hirings from HR Karens. If you ever ever posted anything controversial or outside normies socially accepted social medias = not hired at Blizzard
what slop bullshit comes after hearthstone to waste more of my time with to delay the inevitable
Hearthstone is better than Diablo and Shitcraft
>>580751289music and trailershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfmUdCsr1nw
is it just me or are there unironically paid "woooo!" people? holy fuck its triggering my auts
>>580751557Retail wow
>>580751313Shut your fucking mouth dude, that type of dishevelled fat eunich physique that wouldn't survive in the wilderness is the type of developer that lives, eats and shits in the trenches of programming. Taht guy's getting shit done.
Please clap
so are we getting c+ or just new mounties and cheevios?
>>580751518But enough about +
just realized that was mimiron
Bros.. I'm starting to think Classic+ won't be coming until after WOTLK is over....
alright boys, which private server is the best for 1.12.1 right now?this is bullshit, there wont be any classic+
New cards coming spring 2045
>>580751625TRVKE
>>580751496>but uh not in wow, we wrote them off
>>580751557retail then classic PLUS we're the finale obviously, unless there's some new OC or Lost Vikings reboot.
i hope i'm dead by 2029
>>580751531anniversary chads keep winning
My hopes are plummeting in real time.Even the awful fake leaks are starting to look appealing
blizzard is no longer for me
>>580751805toilet boys riding their shop mounts
>>580751207If they announced wow first half the room would empty
>>580751682>n-no .. u...ACK!
Hearthstone is good and only transgender people disagree.
Camelotchads we are ready to play immediately after the announcement
>>580751625yeah dude thats why all their games are shit lately, he's a sub 90 IQ retard, physiognomy is real
>>580751781october 20 2026 sc sissy or diablo5 tranny
>3.5 people hyped for hearthstone
>Whispers of the Old Gods was peak Hearthstone (popularity, player numbers, and the game actually being good)>goes to shit>desperately trying to go back to it (a decade later)sad
>>580751294Yes
RATE BLIZZCON SO FARFor me it's 1.5/10
its clear theyve dumped all their resources in classic if everything they are announcing is like 3+ years out and only cinematics
>>580751968not until you buy the wrath boost and get filtered by ulduar, piggy
>>580751968next week probably
>>580751968It'll release after blizzcon you think blizzard would release something where streamerfaggots can't play it immediately?
There are now two possibilities:>c+ is complete dogshit, might take years to release>c+ is the only title left at blizzard with any thought and care and we won bigly
>>5807520632030/10
*AHEM*Just because blizzard has a 12 year streak of total incompetence doesn't mean they haven't been hiding a team of actually talented devs in the wings to produce classic+
>>580752019i wouldn't play diablo 5 if i were paid to
im more excited about the tacos im going to make when this is over
>obvious stuff like many new dungeons and raids also full class/spec rebalance>stay on azeroth but its drastically different than vanilla>world buffs don't work in raids or dungeons>vanilla friendly QOL like duel spec, fast mail, guild banks, etc. also no flying mounts>make dungeons meaningful in some way like M+ but no time trial garbage>systems that get rid of or at least heavily delay raidlogging>make longevity an actual thing so even really old raids and dungeons are relevant, basically good horizontal progression >loot is tied to the boss and not the raid so my lockout isn't ruined by a bad raid group>make professions allow you to craft really powerful items and make the mats something that you have to farm outside raids and make them bop>overhauled pvp system especially emphasizing open world pvp>raids to be flexible between 10-20 people>new classes and races>basically wow 2 where there is regular new content updates for years to come just like retail>every faction gets every class>no combat addons like weak auras>legendaries are class specific and requir dozens of hours of doing unique quests and farming, can't be sped up with gold>blizzard actually stops botting or at least punish gold buyers for once and set a precedent of it to deter others from doing the sameIs this the perfect classic+?
man they could have tried to get me to resub and buy the latest expansion or something with diablo but... lmaooooooooooooooooo do they not expect people to want to maybe resub or buy up products during con??
>>580752038Hearthstone at its weakest point is still better than Magic the Gathering.
>average presenter>blah blah blah blah blah blah>blah blah blah blah blah blah>blah blah blah blah blah blah>blah blah blah blah blah blah>new stuff>hearthstone dudes>we love the game>new stuff
>>580751906this is just embarrassing and horrific to watch
>>580752063dont think theres enough to reach 0.01/10 yet, holding off until they show classic+
>>580752063Diablo 5/10
>>580752117Let's be real, nobody is going to be 100% happy with C+ now. No matter how good it is. Theres simply too much hype around the idea of it.
Bring back the milf so I can stare at her tits
>>580752117There's a third optionClassic + never existed.Seemed unlikely before this disaster started yet here I am legitimately considering it
I've been hyping up my nephew for this all day and now he keeps calling it world of cringecraft..
I swear they are purposefully dragging out each announcement to build tension. They know most of the people there are WoWheads
CROWD IS SO DEAD KEK WORST BLIZZCON EVER
I would fuck a pandaren woman so hard
KUNG FU PANDA HYYYYPEEEE
panda shit is the big reveal lmao
Anyone else find the state of gaming incredibly bleak? It’s just hard watching your fav hobby you grew up with turn into a soulless husk.
monkchads we won
>>580752353hoype
Ahahah I play Hearthstone and this will kill it lmao.
>>580752372Gaming got too popular and women forced their way in. We should've gatekept harder
>the world is tough and blizzcon is a time for healing>new hearthstone hero>new starcraft game: open world fps, tyrannids vs space marines 2030>new valorant champions or something>netflix original diablo series>doomfish is alive>snoop dog is the pawgs boyfriend self insert>overwatch table top rpg>more people cheer "for the horde" and "for the alliance">diablo 2 remastered IN diablo 4>deckard cain is BACK >what you guys dont have nintendo switch 2s?>amazon class added to diablo 2 >the cow level is back>BEEF and MOOOVING puns>diablo 5 2029"and that changes everything">deadmau5 hearthstone expnasion>the jailer is back under the yshjaar influence >based pandachaka sweep into odaria
>>5807520630 this is the most cringe shit i've ever seen
>>580752117All the other products showed have been great, Classic+ is going to be the garbage one.
>New class: Monkoh okay that actually seems pretty good and dh was fu....>coming march 2027they need to announce a fucking JPG 6 months in advance?
IT’S TIME
>>580752291>holly's "exciting news for classic players" was skipping wod and going into legion classic and TBC hardcoreI'm going to schizo out
>>580751820You're such a newtart it's almost cute.Since Legion and probably before, every time we had a Blizzcon, Leakseason was full of terrible takes and wishful thinking. And then, during Blizzcon, you get something that is even worse - Neither aggravating, nor exhilirating, only boring.Today's Blizzcon is just full of monkey's paws though - Starcraft trailer looked surprisingly good and ended up being a "2030" nothingburger.
IT'S NOW OR NEVERPREPARE THE SUICIDE BOOTHS
OH SHIT OH FUCK
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!CLASSIC MOMMY IS HERE!!!!!!!
bros
Holy hell the empress has arrived!
YOUR QUEEN HAS ARRIVED!the fuck is she wearing?
FINALLY
FINALLY MOMMY LONGDALE she looks very fuckable in that outfit with her big jewish nose.
jesus christ this outfit LMAO
ITS HABBENING
mommy is here
FINALLY i nearly died
I like Holly
HERE WE GO BROS!!!!!!!!
>>580752653she's taking a note from yoshi-p
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT
IT'S TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAY CENTAURS HYPEEEEE SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE
HABBENING
filler con
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>580752063this ass bumps it up to at least a 5/10. at this point I would prefer if they just sent this chick back out on stage to shake her ass than whatever game shit they are gonna announce.
OGRES CONFIRMEDDEMRIFNOC SERGO
What's this grandma doing on stage, wheres the presenter
why is this bitch laughing
DOOOMERS???????
warcraft mom is here
IM HOPING
MY HECKING WORLD SOUL
fuck you ion
>we’re gonna start with the worldsoul sagazzzzz
HAHA GOTTA WAIT 10 MORE MINUTES WHILE WE CRAP ON ABOUT RETAILARRGHHHH
>>580752678skybourne elf btw
>decades to comewow 2 camelot warcraft 1-3 confirmed
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>retoilet before classicYEP CLASSIC+ IS COMING
>the disneybloat saga
When you have NOTHING to say but want some yapping bring on the lawyer man.
BIG DICK ION
THIS IS GONNA SUCK LOL
NOTHIN IS STOPPING MY HARD ON
He looks like a groomer
>>580752738>yoshiwhat does deadlock have to do with worlo?
>>580752690That's like a good 20-30% of the Blizzcon budget.
Classic plus or we kill blizzard with no survivors
haters being raped live on television
Someone post the webm of Ion crying
I wish all the presenters dressed that dope, instead of some fucking t-shirt that says "I <3 gaymers" and jean shorts
>>580752942yeah very clearly. confirmed
>but first, new gay centaurs
>>580752815What if the eggs had a pussy and tits and you coudl fuck them
>starting with world soul saga>specifically calling it world soul saga instead of something elseSo it's definitely a brand new classic style WoW
is ion gay? I never noticed how zesty he talks and moveslook at the way hes dressed lmao
>kneel before mewtf ion???
He looks like the J U ST Guy
Why are they wasting time on retail when classic is going to overtake it now?
>>580753017She's a real one
Ion... easy on the carrots...
LIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDGET FUCKED ECHOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIMAGINE BEING EUROPEAN
The way this faggot talks as if the story isn't hot shit.
PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS PLOOS
Ion's eyes look horrible, is he dying or are they just working him like a slave?
>>580753264he eated all the cake
>>580753198Doesnt NA still start a day early in that shit and still lost way more world firsts? Man retoilet is some embarrassing shit
MID EXPANSION PATCH HYPE12.2!!!!!
>>580753198arent most of liquid european
