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Is her laugh translated as kuhihi on global?
soon
sex
>>580842085
>>580842563No, it's heehee or maybe if they're feeling adventurous, heeheehee.
UE30 sHoshi keeps dying with a UE40 mReisa...
>>580842691But there's a part where Sensei does the same laugh and she points it out.
>>580842761I did lunatic with that, so that's impossible.
>open weight models are approaching the big corp models in effectiveness>any asshole can run one in their house>bioterrorists start creating brand new, custom pathogens and cause eleven covids>governments further capitalize on this panic and use it as an excuse to take more freedoms away to make sure you're not keeping AI under your floorboards>everyone ends up living in pods because the outside is too dangerous>no profitNot stoked about the future, bluearchiveheads. I wish Rio and Himari would become real to save us from it.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
>>580842761you're probably letting one too many fox bomb her
>>580843014>reisa bluefes alt
>>580842761upgrade her gear, a 3* with t10 bag survives better than a naked ue40
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>580843014>rape iroha>wife sayuri>ibuki general
>>580841775Imagine the kinky sex you can have.
lifeguard students HAVE to give me mouth to mouth resuscitation, simple as
>>580842902Sensei is laughing like me, who laughs like everybody else
Wakamo
>>580843014>momoi summer
coom in doomrope in hope
>>580843349This is your best one yet!
sexiest white haired student?
>>580843515>
>>580843515and cutest
>>580843515My wife.
>>580843180>Moe has a smiling at sensei L2dkinda surprised
>>580843180I just finished the momotalks. They were so good.
>>580843515Iroha (forma de blanca)
>>580843187if they fixed nihaha they can surely fix this with enough people pestering them
>>580842761My Reisa keeps everyone topped up easily.
>>580843781what is moe's real laugh?
>>580843014>iroha animeIroha spinoff anime would’ve been better than what we got…
>>580843991>>580842563
Shu shuPo poWake up
>>580844216
>>580843515Noa by far
goth student
>>580843515
>>580843014>americans annoying>gookako american president>long doujins better>gotta rape erika>toki loli>cute little waka>summer momoi>wife hope trying pizza>ibuki general>reisa blue fes alt>sex save sensei
>>580844564I love this little goblin so much.
>>580844208>a fly brainwashed to imagine embarrassed SakiWhat kind of fetish is that.
>>580844554the girls falling for a sensei that looks like that is kinda funny
OH MY LORD. SUGOI JANAI?
>>580844772>STR?
she shu shu's my po po until I pahyahya pahyahya
>>580844862Better than DEX for sure
I accidentally raped Reisa.
aoba is a cunt
Are we playing, /bag/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyvv5MjhN8
>>580845095I would
>>580845095so long as my favorite students are there, yes
>>580845092Or maybe society is the real cuntbottom text
>>580845095i'd play
Imagine being a female player scrolling through /bag/ and saw how much anons want to rape Reisa. Imagine the disgust.
coom in Nozoom.
this guy really wants to force that meme huh
>>580845292female player isn't real
>>580845386No memes can be as forced as Momoi's death.
Ibuki raped me and stole my boxers
>>580845386He just wants it to be in the wordcloud so he can samefag. Much like the wordcloud owner does himself.
>>580845092
>>580845292>Imagine being a femaleno, thank you.
Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika
Cum morning, /bag/
c h i s e
Birthday girl fap:https://exhentai.org/g/3182500/2f379edd96/
ching chong bing bong pray ball
...
ippatsu hichuuuu
For real, I know Nexon won't have the balls to endanger Momoi, but I think Midori is lacking too much development or relevancy. I wish Nexon actually use her.
who killed the hype?
HOSHINOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY.
Torya
>>580845798I did
Ended up doing Chokmaballs again and it seems like 102 is the highest I could go since any further than that and Midori keeps getting oneshotted. Thank you once again Saibafag from 2 days ago for the advice. I love Shizuko now and will craft her cafe furniture this instance
Can you lot stop relying on mReisa? Let her rest ffs.
>>580845798He did >>580845890
>>580845898You could upgrade Himari for a lot more support HP, and use overheal properly.
>>580845902she can tank that
Here take care of her I'll right back
KIRAAAAAN BAAAAAAAAN BABABABABAAAAAAN
>>580846112thanks
MY FUCKING HERO
>Thermite Pink after power upSleepGive me ERA!
I would thermite Reisa's pink if you know what I mean
>getting kicked out of top 100 every dayI don't like this pvp season, /bag/.
Virgin cat chad reiser
>>580846024I'm running dry on hairclips and I'm still thinking on maxing it first since DHaruka arrives in a few days, Shizuko's on the same level. I got time to think about it I suppose.
Is the chink tracking site accurate? There's an amerifat with 6x bond 100?
>>580846447it's the worst one so far. I wonder how they'll make it even worse the next season
Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
>>580846447That's me every day, every yearYou get used to it. I live at rank 97.
>>580846519My FUARKING hero Ling Sha
Putting a gyaru in charge of your propaganda broadcast seems like a risky move.
>>580843515It's her name
OEAOEAOEAAOOAEOAAEOOAEEAEOOAEOOO
>>580846519>ling sha
>>580846693What a fucking slut exposing her belly button like that
>>580846519Pinktards, thank you so much for saving our game
>>580846112rape
Ling sha who?
seia raped me
i'd be scared too
>>580846670She's based though
>>580846693She doesn't need hips like that.
>finally nailed a prompt of Iroha and Ibuki sucking Sensei's dick while Sensei is sucking Satsuki's breasts at the same time
>>580847036It would be extremely painful to give birth otherwise
>>580847057Momoi wouldn't say that, although Midori might
>promptpick up a pencil
>>580846794HAHAHALiú qī六七
>>580847112She's a big girl
>>580846447I have this leviathan in my bracket. Not that it matters because I can't even stay in top100.
>>580847032dang I love this art style.
>>580847057we've got prompt engineers on /bag/?
>>580847146>>580847146>>580847146>>580847146
>>580847112she's 11. birthing hips are not something that should be even considered.
Mika love
>>580847198Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
>>580847032why the fuck would you instinctively catch whatever insect is flying toward you? and why do cockroaches even exist in kivotos?
>>580847151/bag/ is full of engineers. prompt engineers, sandwich engineers, custodial engineers, culinary engineers etc etc
kodomo manko
3$
HE CAN'T SAY THAT!
>>580847382@chatKVT please don't look this up
Specifically, Kokona's vagina.
>3$
>>580847382komodo dragon
I cannot fulfill this request. I am programmed to follow safety guidelines that strictly prohibit generating sexually explicit content, pornography, or erotic material.
Pov: Going on a date with Junko
>>580847660roll of a cliff ROOMBA
>>580847667I tanked those btw
>>580847490you can't say that
I'm so fucking sick of Seia running to the right and getting fucked by Kuro's charge.
Vaginal sex with Kokona
>>580847660Kei would have generated child porn
I want Arisu to say dirty words in RPG slang to me with her wide happy smile while I fuck her ass
>>580847871why are you using Seia, bro. At least use Ui for neutral armor.
>>580847871That's why you run into the fight and fuck Seia yourself before she can even move
Shouko my beloved chudette
>insta deleted
>>580848059This is one of the cutest chibi animations. Especially JTF mob-chan.
Is mReisa the greatest "support designed for the boss" ever?>keeps everyone alive>buffs the DPS>can tank the eye>can tank the dogs>can be used to make your students move so they don't eat each other's eyes>if timed correctly, the discounted EX can be used to rotate during groggy
>>580848072self delete
>>580848290irl?
But why tho it's just two student faces with some mayo, I guess they like mayo or something
>>580847667
>>580846597I hate you I hate you I hate you>Error: Duplicate file exists. here. >>580846715I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
>>580848271Did you thank her properly?
>>580848354You need to add a gogurt tube for plausible deniability
if I have a threesome with Seia and Reisa do the rapes cancel each other out and become 100% consensual?
>>580848271Thinking back, magical girls was probably the most valuable banner outside of fes recently. Reisa is used in every second raid and PvP. Suzumi unbricks auto-attackers and opens tons of new possible comps.
If I have a threesome with Mika and Mika do the Mikas cancel each other out and become 100% Mika?
>>580847924
>/bag/ told me skip Summer Kana>I use her on 90% of the raids>/bag/ told me skip Fuyu>I use her on 90% of the raids>/bag/ told me skip Magical Reisa>I use her on 90% of the raids>/bag/ told me skip Magical Suzumi and Miyo>both are must pull for Yesod and Final Restriction>/bag/ told me skip Yakumo>she is an AUTO WIN on PVP and trivializes Kaiten>/bag/ told me skip Dress Michiru>I use her on 90% of the raids and also on PVP>/bag/ told me skip Armed Eimi>I use her on every single Red RaidUnironically almost every single Student /bag/ told me skip has been someone that I ended up using much more than expectedMost of them are permanents that nobody has because they skipped them as well
>>580848616No because Seia is too greedy. Your balls will literally be empty and shooting blanks by the time she is finished with you.
i haff 12 pyros
>>580848928I don't think serious /bag/gots told you those things.
/bag/ told me I am gay
>>580848928> MIyo> Must pull for Yesod or SetNice bait.
>>580848928I refuse to believe you use Fuyu if you have S.Kanna
>ai to>yuuki to>yuujou pawaa de
>>580849005forgot your gookako
>>580848928I was told by /bag/ to skip rio because she'll spook me and I haven't seen her since.
>>580849004The Google Spreadshit in the OP explicitly tells you to SKIP both Summer Shiroko and Dress Michiru...
FUCK YOU. It's finally over.
>>580849153The spreadsheet is from reddit howeverst, you need to ask us directly. I will tell you to only roll for limiteds
>>580848661I knew from minute one that they would be two of the most flexible, high-yield supports you could possibly getIt's honestly amazing how much they won. Not to mention it was one of the best events in recent years.
Adult Kok when?
>>580849242that lvl 40 shun did all the work i am sure
Roll on every single banner just in case
>>580848928just bee yourself
>>580849424do you think i'm a saudi oil prince
>You literally need every single new girl since 5th anny for lunatic crab
I am the saudi prince
>>580849331I have an adult kok right here *unzips penis*
>>580849541If your yardstick is 'day 1 new raid on the whale difficulty', then yeah, I hope you're a hedge fund manager
Would you date Nagoose
Fox Eats in 2 days! why this stupid fucking language doesn't has the word for "the day after tomorrow"?!
>>580849516you are an indonesian palm oil prince
any weason to save ap fow aftew pway baww?
>>580849717nyo
I am a princess
>>580849689Way to reveal that you're indonesian, anon
>>580849689Bring back overmorrow and ereyesterday
>>580849771He's Polish though
Chise poster is my favorite poster
We're all polacks and indos here
why this schizo always thinking about Indonesia in particular?
I love a crowd!Nothing stops the mail.For the GLA!
Stop shoving items up your students' anus
I am the only burger here at this hour
>>580849689English used to have a word for the day after tomorrow. "Overmorrow".
Aoi owes me books.
>>580849624Probably not. I would date Renge though.
>>580849874I don't know but it's weird. I've started adding 3rd world countries/cities to my filters, tired of hearing about what time it is over there.
>>580849764...hey
>>580849874bag is obsessed with browns
>>580849915post lettuce hands
>>580849912nyo
>>580850058
I feel Erika will be one of these Students that I will regret skipping a lot because Debuff Cleanse is such a pain in the ass.Every other option is subpar since they just remove 1 debuff and are relatively expensive as well.
>>580849897no
>>580849874Not schizo, not many languages have a dedicated word for "the day after tomorrow" which lets you narrow it down to indonesian
>>580850103how is hubert cumberdale doing these days
I'd date Uzawa Reisa
why do indonesians get upset at the mention of indonesia?
>>580850201could be cantonese maybe
>>580850201Imagine typing this with a straight face. Or, don't.
Guh*dies of guh*
We're bringing back overmorrow and we're bringing back Æ and Þ
>>580850335She'd be so awkward.
BLESSED DAY
one of my favorite poses is the Student lying on their back with their legs open, sucking Sensei dick and fingering their own assis that weird?
>>580850345At the same level as saying "germans have a word for everything", it's just after+day
im Indonesian
>>580850473Provide examples, i'm having a hard time picturing it in my mind
>The Raid>gamelan>a bunch fo really good artists (revealed after Musk added geolocation to xitter)I actually have nothing but respect for Indonesia and its people. They have far more things I care for than my eastern eurocuck shithole.
Going on dates with Iroha all over Kivotos…
I'm married to Mika. Mika is the mother of my children. I take Mika on dates. I kiss her. Mika and I, we make love every day. I love Mika.
>>580850201Nigger literally every Slavic language has it, German has it, Dutch has it, every Nordic language has it, fucking Japanese has it. The only indog here is you. Who the fuck even knows what kind of grammatical features Indognese has?
>>580850527are you still wearing a mask from the volcanic ash in the air?
>>580850201German has übermorgen and I imagine other Germanic languages (Swedish, Danish, Norwegian) has as well
>>580850639i don't even go outside before eruption
>>580850581I do wonder if Iroha's catlike pupils are a demonic trait or if she's just quirky like that
>>580850527Hey Indonesian I'm anon
Hummm! Gormless, Mika. Just completely gormless.
>>580850505Except no ones got the Germans beat with words like Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz, Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung or Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
Kaya V4C2: Let's blow up the entire cityMoe Momo 1: Let's blow up the entire cityAnd yet only Kaya is in trouble...
>>580850614>>580850773all of them are just combinations of after+tomorrow, not an entirely new word
>>580850783She's a goblina
This winter:
>>580850783With just them she’s already the most powerful succubus
>>580850863who had the subway wired to explode again?
>>580850773Dutch, danish, swedish and norwegian say overmorgen, funnily enough
>>580850773The day after tomorrow was a terrible movie. Why did the Germanians make it a word?
>>580848928What raids are you using sKanna on that aren't Binah?
How do you dodge cock missiles with hoshino reliably? It seems so random. I try to use her as soon as the first missile hits, but sometimes more missiles fly to her new location even if it's far.
>>580850863Nice try, Kaya.
>>580850879That doesn't make it any less of a new word, e.g. submarine is literally just sub+marine
>>580851059The day after tomorrow WASN'T that bad
Are Chewy's Butt Cheeks Chewy as well?
The GSC President is a total fake.
>>580851265flat as fuckall chew went to cheeks
>>580851059Bad taste, it was a perfectly acceptable movie. Kei was right.
>>580850879What the fuck do you think "yesterday" is?
>>580851265Every part is chewy
Tomorrow is actually 2 words! To+Morrowind
Momoka is a total babe.
Cæþ Pælug
The GSC President is a total snack.
Morrowind was boring.
>>580851323Who invited this gookakoposter?
barely anything new to goon to
>>580851482Try Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon
Moe Shmoe
>>580851194how is this so lewd
Who's tightest?
I'm the tightest
Anybody else kinda gave up on this life ever being good and just hope that God gives them something nice in the after
I'm the lightest
>>580850379Why are they panicking?
>>580851810Is it really netorase to let your fellow Senseis fuck your precious students?
>>580851782Just try nigger.
>2x Extremes + 1x Insane gets you plat atm >100 bond hung Noa /bag/got is there>>580850530Yuuka isn't that big>>580849721Toki would do this>>580851081geburah
>>580850432cæn æ niggæ borrow þæt french fry
A clear is a clear, even if it's 4 teams.Everyday I'm gladder that I pulled Rena. Hibiki did surprisingly a lot of damage in one of my filler teams. Can't wait for Nagooser.
>>580851782you forgot your rio imeji
>>580851782I thought this until I had sex and bought a house. Strongly recommend.
>>580852021retard
I'm gooning
I love Misuzu
>>580852021So a raid that last ran 7 months ago and Binah are "90% of the raids".
I am the stinkiest
>>580850534>go to upload example>litterbox is deadI swear litterbox is offline or bricked 90% of the time
>>580849689>doesn't has the word for
>>580851782My life has only gotten better over the years. When you start pretty low you can only go up.
>>580852408what the fuck is this real
>>580851782I found a vsinger I quite like recently and she's been keeping me sane.
>>580849771a lot of languages have that word
Are >we rolling next week?
Until that blonde "GSC President" hugs me and shares her body warmth with my body and strokes my head and combs my hair with her fingers and puts my head on her lap and massages my back and my arms and my shoulders and hugs me and cuddles with me I will NOT recognize her as the GSC President
>>580852727She did
>>580852676No, the fox double spark has drained me.
>>580852676nah i have to skip because of s kisaki
you think Lore Pursuit volume would take 3 years to finish, just like Deca volume?
good morn
>>580852676Hai, dozo
I did not need to see that image
>>580852924
>>580851782I'm working 13 hours a day for €1500 a month and I don't really have any hopes of it ever getting better. I don't believe in any god. I hate this world. The only thing that makes living somewhat bearable is 2D.
>>580852079a micro home isn't a real home, lil bro its a shack.
>>580853020aoba would say that
Students that would go crazy if you sharpened their favorite damascus steel kitchen knife with power tools?
>>580853020aoba says this to me in her momotalks
>>580853078
>>580853020>€1500This is twice the amount I get for the same hours.
>>580853238>when you lose 5050 third time in a row
>>580852021>Yuuka isn't that bigHonestly she should be this big.
>>580853146same vibe
High Humidity recruitment
what would happened to the game after her second coming?
The council shall decide your fate
translators?
>>580853554This massage will make her level up
Shrine
>>580853691sankyu
>>580853772A true Moe fan would have blown it all up with IEDs
Top 300, god damn. People really don't like this dumb cat.
>>580853531Gacha moneycows do not get final chapters. You get zombie mode or a quickly slapped together EoS pity patch. You are nothing but a cow meant to get milked.
>>580853872I want this nigga doxed
>>580853541my fate is decided by last number of my reply to this postif 0 it means 10 aka satan, the highest of highs
Are we on the last day or the 2nd last day of Kurokage
>>580853531Probably EOS
>>580852676I haven't the rolls.
Shrine2
>>5808540122nd last. Last day is after reset.
Give it to me straight, /bag/ Is Crab harder than Yesod?
>>580854073
omaigoto Nexon has 3 cakesthe game bing
>>580854073What if I give it to you gay
>>580853872not everyone has Hibiki and Rena built which tells me you're a whale or day 1 player or a goy or something, either way you're retarded no shit you can do this raid with ease
>>580854012Ends at tomorrow's reset. You have one more day.
>>580849764go sit in the chair while I make Saori pay me back, Atsuko
/bag/ made me a Momoisexual even though I was Midorisexual prior to this
fuck i almost forgot to pray ball today
>>580854179NTA but Hibiki is literally farmable and Rena was a safe seudo meta pull.
Is Juri not a good sub for Yakumo in pvp? Seen many others doing disruption of positions.Also wonder is it is worth investing SHasumi?
>>580854179Hibiki is farmable from hard nodes, retard, and Rena is 4* so not really invested. Also you can use iWappi+jkAssuna.
>Nonomi is wish making fairy... Make wish!
>>580854073idk i'm a globalfag as well but it seems more like a rooster check than a iq check, also from what i have been told it's as if yesod didn't had the pillars and had less hp until ins and then ins+ was the raid as intended
>>580854179holy shit you're retarded
>>580854458Can I get uhhhhhhh Kaho alt?
>>580854458I wish i won the lottery
>>580854458I wish to fuck someone like Alice so bad
>>580854458Hey dude I want the ability to fly!
>>580854473>rooster check>didn't had
>>580854546It's always some fucking boomer who wins the lottery, never a nice guy like me who would share his wealth with /bag/
>>580854073If you're a video copypaster then it's gonna be the same or easier.If you want to clear it on your own, it's a lot harder.
>>580854458I wish I was a little bit taller
>>580854179stupid ass retard!
>Renawe talked about this yeterday iirc? she's too squishy even for raids she's designed for>pseudo metano, she's shit and only good for 1 raid
>>580854643As someone who freeballs clears, that sounds rough. We'll see.
Make an interesting PvP season that doesn't just lead to tanks + Hanako and guest starring the same supports
>>580854458I wish not to have ADHD
>Accidentally clicks on 3D Objects folder>Sees this That's it, I'm never downloading another image on /bag/
>>580854767You at least (probably) already have some general knowledge of what teams are good and which students are really strong for each phase.
>>580854430>Is Jurino, she has less than half of the pull radius and poisons (you want CC, not DoT), juri's kit is very aged and there is a reason no one uses her
>>580854820Hanako gets shredded by Hasoom thoughever >580854705And Greg. You're gonna need her if you want comfy lunatic.
>>5808544589/11 reenactment on my office building tomorrow
>>580854634Someone gave me a lotto ticket for my birthday and it was a $20 winner. I never turned it in because $20 is not worth the crippling anxiety of leaving my room and walking to the nearest corner store.
>>580854634How often do you play?I notice my lotto corp is advertising winners who don't look like walking corpses more often. I think they want the youth market.
>>580854935
>>580854820>ATK and Crit increased by 100%>Accuracy decreased by 50%>Fever time: Accuracy increased by 100%
>>580854546>>580854634I play every now and then (when there happens to be some loose change on the counter, I make it a point to not pay for lottery with card)Sometimes I'll be stuck in the line behind other lottery-goers and it's always some fucking 90 year old fossil blowing $200 on lottery tickets in one seshPeople's taxes go to these stupid fucks unemployment so that they can play lottery and slots lmao. Clown world
>>580854058>>580854232Thank you
>>580854458I wish for five MILLION (tax free) dollars.
For the BA-Maple collab, it'd be cool if they release Angelic Buster as a student. Maybe Mercedes too?
>>580854634>It's always some fucking boomer who wins the lotteryWell who do you think plays lotteries to begin with
>>580855312I just buy one ticket and play the exact same numbers every time. I figure that the longer things go without those numbers winning, the higher the chances I have of those numbers winning. Fate can only avoid this combination of numbers for so long.
>>580855472students that would unironically say this?
>>580851782>Anybody else kinda gave up on this life ever being good and just hope that God gives them something nice in the afterAfter my fiancée died around 10 years ago, I feel into a deep depression, lost my job, became an alcoholic, living in my brother's couch for a while. I came to the conclusion that God wants me to learn some kind of lesson with extreme suffering so I tried to kill myself once to ask Him directly, but I ended up alive with severe wounds. My brother obviously snapped and told me get my shit together, but he never kicked me out. I don't even remember when or why, but one day half drunk I downloaded Blue Archive and I just started to read.To be fair even if I tried I couldn't explain it properly, but slowly by reading the main story (which I had to reread a couple of times because I was too drunk to remember it) something inside of me start to move and I stopped hating myself and I stopped hating God for all the things that happened. One day I just started pray again, then eventually I stopped drinking because being sober and remembering my fiancée stopped being as painful as before, then I picked up a job, moved out from my brother's house. Somehow I was able to dig myself out of that hole, which previously was impossible even with tons of psychiatric appointments.There's something about this game that purges and even if only a bit, heals the soul.
>>580855472my dad has been saying the same thing for 30 years and he is still poor and jobless
Attacking feels super easy this season, not even all the Yakumo scrubs are that hard to beat, I went from rank 39 to rank 5The problem is that I have no fucking idea of what I'm doing defense wise
>>580855618Redpill me on attacking strategies
>>580855565John Wick sensei...
Fuck you god.
>>580855615I'm metaphysically built different and God loves me more (no offense to your dad).
>>580855690No
>>580854634I literally won the lottery when it comes to genetics and it got me nothing, I still fap to students and post in /bag/, talking to indonesian and some other brown gentlemen :)
>>580855565Don't wanna be mean, but you sound like a huge faggot. Your bros cool though
>>580855565
>>580855549Serika but she also buys one of every type of lottery ticket when she does this so she still holds up the line.
>>580855472Playing the same numbers over and over again is a surefire way to never fucking win
>>580855565That's impressive and I'm happy for you, but I think I'm broken fundamentally, my issues aren't material (even though I have some of those too) but that I don't think I'll ever be happy under any circumstances, it's not possible for me.Have you ever thought about which student reminds you of your fiancee the most?
>>580852052The score is good, and it's not like you're playing on the KR server. You'll get Plat as long as you clear Torment and even the shittiest clear is enough
guh guh guhgu guhgu hguhguhguhgughuhg uhgughughguhughguhug
>DUDE I'M LIKE SO HECKIN' DEPRESSED BRO LMAO ECKSDEE hours
>>580855761no, if anything please offend him more my mom divorced him because he wasted all of our savings during the pandemic on MTG arena cards, gambling and camgirls instead of you know, surviving an economic and social crisis i can't hate gamblers enough even though i play a gacha, i guess self moderation is an important part of it
>>580853872
>>580856159You hate your dad for being a gambler but you okay a gacha :clown emoji: :smile emoji:
sMash or pass?
>>580856159Fuck your dad, I will win the jackpot tomorrow just to spite him.
I ate probably like 3 cups of chilis and my tummy is starting to hurt
>>580856074Just be happy.
I like Moe. She's moe.
>>580849876I LOVE A CROWD!
>>580856041Those are some sexy ribs
>>580856159I remain steadfast in my belief that gacha is not the same as regular gambling because you're only getting anime girl png out of it and not real world shit like money.
>>580856350I'd Smashiro the Mashiro
Hina Beatrina
>>580856539Gacha is gambling with a guarantee. i.e. a fixed price that you MAY get a discount on. /bag/ is generally pretty responsible, we always say only roll if you have 24k.So, it's not the same. Grandpa can buy a lotto ticket every week for 50 years and get nothing.
>>580856485Behold, the bringer of light.
kisaki... wrong cosplay...
>>580855312boomgroids living in such a fucking obscenely wealthy society that you could blow it all one day and after a week's work you're back on trackthere's no concept of having to plan for tomorrow for a generation of people who could put a down payment after a couple months' work and have the house fully paid for after less than a decade
Mikamo
>>580856929>tfw no cute boyfriend (female)
https://x.com/fumm31051/status/2075121234501914642
Giwtwm
>>580856921why don't the shanhaijinggers just come clean to Kokona and admit they want to be little girls again and frolic with Sensei?
>>580857076Immortality bad
>>580856929Kinda gay to be honest
>>580854458This is a trick right? A lot of stuff I wish for I end up being monkey pawed and a laughing stockWhy would Nonomi grant me my wish if I ask God for it everyday?also lol at soulless retards ITT mentioning winning the lottery
>>580857383I want this anon to experience testicular torsion
>>580857383This nigga doesn't wanna win the lottery
>>580857383Would Seia really spaz out at playful hypotheticals? Possibly.
>>580854458I wish i get all the students i'm missing in the next bluefes
Gomen Saki
>>580857383I don't want to win the lottery for the money. I don't really care all that much for material luxuries. What I'm really "buying" with the millions is the freedom to live as actively or as idly as I want and there's nothing more expensive than that kind of freedom.
The teams have been autobalanced
>>580851782I count my blessings daily, and I am still living well compared to even just my fellow countrymen, even if I am not born into the kind of money that can buy sports cars and mansions willy-nilly. However, I fear that even if I luck into a stable and respectable career right at this very moment, because of the powers that be in this world even that won't be enough to live a comfy life of being able to work on something I like and/or believe in while still having time and energy at the end of the day to play games and fuck around, while never having to worry about my bills. Frankly I have lost all motivation to move forward because I just cannot see a realistic and probable way to get to that point in this life given the current circumstances. Not to mention I keep letting myself down because I truly believe that we have or about to have the capability to turn this world into the kind of utopia where no one has to work shitty dead-end jobs just to barely afford their needs, and that even if literally everyone bums around they can have their needs met and society can still function. But getting to that point would require great sacrifice from the powers that be, who became the powers that be in the first place due to greed, and thus that ideal society won't ever happen. Blue Archive.
Happy Moe day
Slampig sex
>>580857894How hard would Moe have to fight the urge to leave what remains of SRT behind to follow her dreams of indiscriminately blowing shit up with the Hot Spring bitches if she ever met them?
>>580857207women staying lolis GOODor at least just for a couple of hoursGOD imagine going around with your teen gf but when you're back home she takes a sip just to play around
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9qrK4aeo9RY brave time is kinda mid
September 17th
>>580858251Hot spring use oldass technology instead of cool modern weapons that Moe loves
>>580858359I don’t get it
September 11th
Hina thicc
>>580857681said no one ever
>>580858251Moe actually cares about the rabbits retard.Did you not read V4C2? Or V4 at all? If she only cared about explosions she'd left SRT an joined Gehenna or Millennium
Nine Eleven
LIu Qi
September predictions /bag/?>New volume>A2 Vol Ex Ch 3>New event
>>580858287Retarded post detected
Six Seven
https://x.com/GzNHESlhqg76784/status/2098602104344682840why does iori have white pubic hair
Yukari's voice is strangely growing on me. It's like, it's so annoying that it circles around to being good.
>>580858287The first 30 seconds of Brave Time are probably some of the best in the entire Deca soundtrack, but the following dissonant piano section ruins all of it.I know that it's supposed to be a heroic version of Defective Pixel, but it just ends up sounding off putting and weird at a moment that should actually be awesome
>>580858407
>>580858728I don't think there's gonna be any new main until november at least.
septemer twenny wanth
>>580855940There's some Students with singular traits that reminds me of her, but sadly there's no Student that encompasses most of the things she is/was for (me). Is not that I'm idealizing her memory, but rather that we knew each other since childhood, grew together and loved each other enough to want to marry and make a family. Aside from some superficial details like "sometimes she reacted like that Student" or "she liked the same of things as that Student" none of the current Students so far makes me say "this Student is just like her".Naturally there's Students I like a lot, but not because they remind me of her.While typing this answer I noticed that what she means to me ended up being something too complex to properly explain. It's kinda funny to think about but, I will never be that close to someone ever again, and likewise nobody will ever know me as much as she did (except God I guess).
>>580858728Mika volume, Mika alt, Mika, etc.
[spoler]
>>580859306you stoopid
>>580859110one is a boy and one is a girl.
>>580859595they're both boys
https://x.com/toyohashi_s/status/2098805648557514802
>>580859698does this look like a boy to you
2 garbage post back to back, well done
>>580856929I'm not gay but...
>>580859959what's the latest fapfic Miyo is cooking up?
>>580859959>hide the obvious shitpost>still have to see replies to thin airYou are nearly as bad.
Have this /bag/
>>580860041...I don't really want this
>>580859328i don't get it
>>580859879yes, I'm an expert on the matter>>580859853somewhat hot but I admit Yuri is shit
Women can only kiss if there's my cum in their mouths
>>580860041I really want this!
>>580860041I eat it in front of her.
>>580859879yes, very much soBA needs a specific student like Astolfo
>Blue Archive (sexual slang): A joking term for becoming unusually horny or sexually distracted after seeing attractive anime characters.>Example: “Bro’s been playing Blue Archive all day. He’s got a serious case of Blue Archive.”
I want more Kaya story.
>>580859412this
>>580860596Many are saying this
>>580860635I want more Mika story.
chuu~ Churro
>>580860550what is wrong with this nigga, seriously
>>580860809chu chu
>>580855549
>>580860809disgusting, I almost puked
>>580860871chu chu rocket
>>580860550why exactly did they put him in formaldehyde
>And then Sensei said calmly:>"I'm subscribed to Mitcher." >"I'm married to Mitcher." >"Mitcher is the mother of my children." >"I take Mitcher on dates." >"I kiss Mitcher." >"Mitcher and I, we make love every day." >"I love Mitcher.">Can y'all believe it? Sensei and a RACCOON?
>>580860809ew
>>580860947now here is a gamer that knows his stuff
>>580844673>bug imagines itself as a cute girlVery trans-coded
>>580860809>no subtle cum drippingthis artist fell off
>>580860930>>580860998so this is how you choose to come out?
>>580860809Guh
>>580860596I remain a believer that Kaya and Rin will be FES at some point
>>580861090errrrm why are you replying to yourself?
Shu Shu Po Po
>>580860550reminds me of Futurama
>>580860809Are (you) ready for Shuro in the next bluefes?
>>580861197you're not as clever as you think you are
>>580861032where do you think you are?
>>580861262why would she do that?
>>580860274This but each other's futacum
>>580861527she wanted to make a mess
112 cock done. I could probably do 118, but it's such an incredible pain to dodge the missiles with Hoshino. I can't. Kaede forever.
>>580861653damn didn't know ayame already had a VA
>>580861653>did BA livestreams while commenting with Saori's voiceWish more VAs were as soulful as her
>>580861653>A student has a cute VA a rarity
when did it become acceptable to sloppa post in /bag/?
So the person who organized mari only doujinshi is a woman, and this is her room
Reminder that Kurumi pads
COME CRAWLING FASTEROBEY YOUR MASTERYOUR LIFE BURNS FASTEROBEY YOUR MASTERMASTERMASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGSTWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMSBLINDED BY ME YOU CAN'T SEE A THINGJUST CALL MY NAME 'CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAMMASTERMASTERJUST CALL MY NAME 'CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAMMASTERMASTER
You have 15 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>580861653Huh, no idea she also did Ch'en.
>>580861736that's not a good ayame
>>580861807>Forgetting Tsubaki's VA, Yuuka's VAThey're also quite thicc
>>580861653I've already been surprised by this before but it caught me again. Quite a vocal range on this woman. I'm familiar with several of these and I can't hear Saori in them at all.
>>580861807Your Tsubaki?
>>580861786Voiced momotalksKokonahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GDDiAMKCVc&t=1860sMidorihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSfXHeaT_r8&t=9180sMidori (maid)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDSxZ2jiNw&t=1680sIbukihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2wmCrfL4xo&t=2316sMeguhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_epTuCC9FYs&t=1320sChiakihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-yicSUdzwI&t=1538sRabuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbO0hS1cE6o&t=3180sFuukahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSHGcFZRx9k&t=2100sSaori (swimsuit)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89dWG-81Ofw&t=1160sSaori (dress)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwoeQuNhTok&t=980
>>580862154>Tsubaki's VAtoo fat
I wonder if 3INS would be platI don't think I have the resources to do TOR, bHosh doesn't do enough damage and I haven't even touched red TOR
>>580843515Hina
>>580862117She uses basically the same voice for both
Reminder /bag/gots dropped CM Arcie as soon as they found out she is fat
>>580862205thanks this is really nice
>>580862157Here's your Saori in dumb nukigehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K57-fxYy5i0
>>580862387>droppedwe never picked her up to begin with doe
simply stop being fat
It took me 3 hours of malding to defeat that stupid fucking cat and I still had to use body throw teams to finish it.
>>580862367Would Sensei thrive in Doctor's role and vice versa?
>>580862487Of course we can't pick her up, she's fat.
>>580862205GUH'ing so hard to Rabu
>>580862563Same bro, fuck that raid. I barely did it too. I had 2 min left on ticket when I was done with the main team
>>580862563You're supposed to use Aru to soften it up before Toki.
Fun fact: Cherino's banner have ran five times in the past. Nobody have beaten this record
>>580862605
>sexiest white hired studentso it's Noa and Hina
Unfun fact
>>580862809Pretty sure S.Hoshino and Mika are now at 5.
>>580862665What esoteric information can we glean from this?
>>580862803wowow
EVIL fact: /bag/ loves gookako
>>580861653Watch rakudai no kishi and dumbbell
>>580862917And Wakamo. Most importantly Wakamo
>>580862665>Someone somewhere is a SumirefagCrazy
>>580862957There are 2 qMarina fans
>>580862803centaur Noa strikes again
>>580862917bluefes doesn't count
>>580862084Cute, would you marry 3dpd female sensei who loves Mari?
>>580863004Bruh I've watched this scene at least a dozen times since it came out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoIpHIMTBHY
>>580863089I don't mean the possbility to get them off-banner. I mean them being the pickup student that you can get guaranteed.
>>580862205It's crazy that Kokona's voice actress used to work voicing loli hentai with tons of incest and anal sex.
>>580863170this show fucking suckedthe imouto kiss scene is really hot tho
>>580862474What would I have to do to get Saori to call herself onee-chan in this voice?
>>580863273crazy? sounds like they picked the right person for the job
>>580863004>>580863170Starting to think morning /bag/ has fucking terrible taste
BANG
>>580863250Those three banners (Two recollects and one limited dash) aren't JUST Mika or Hoshino though. It's a single banner for multiple students. Meanwhile, Cherino had her own rate-up banner ran five times before being put into archive recruitmenthttps://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Banner_List#cherino
>>580862205yeah there she ismeg
>>580854458I wish my penis worked right. Getting old sucks
>hina but evil>she has big boobsreally makes you think
>>580863439It's battle harem academyBA is battle harem academy
>>580862665>21 Nozomis>10 Aobas>7 Hikarishikaribros, not like this...
>>580863709toodangerous
really makes me bing
>>580854458That's not Nonomi, that's Nonobee
don't bing300$ fee
I think
ball
what video is shu shu po po pyahyahya pyahyahya from
Think Beatrice is every coming back or did those Gematria homies truly ice her?
>>580863170The op of this anime is pretty kino. It made it on my great anime op list.
>>580863963highlander group song
>>580863929Good job, Chise.
All my cum will go straight into Kokona's womb
>>580863152Would
>>580863990I'm hiding her in my basementThat eldritch pussy hits different
pray
pick TWO to be Blue Fes Students
>>580843515Hanuma Makoto always wins.
>>580843515Kotone probably
I hate Kurokage
>>580864231I pick Aoi twice
God I NEED to impregnate this slimthick cow
>>580863963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5sc5e12Bn0
>>580864231I pick Akemi twice
>>580864231Shuro/Ayame, go next.
>>580864231Youko/Nagomi, the other one as welfare.
>>580864534I do this
>>580845095Looks silly, I'd try it out
>>580864231These two
>>580864352>>580864025thanks
Patternfag hereI can see that the minimum limit on how many times a banner can run is 3 times, with the maximum limit being 4 (there's only one case where a student's banner ran for the fifth time)Looking at the current archive recruitment roster, the range is exactly a year (Feb 2021-Jan 2022), meaning the next roster update for archive recruitment will include students up until Megu and Kanna. Kanna's banner have only ran twice. So, if you ever see Kanna's banner beiing reran again somewhere int he future, know that archive roster update is coming soon. That concludes my report
>>580864578These two are very likely to be 6th anni fes.
Didn't shori shot sensei?
>>580863709don't look up their art differentials
>>580864608Twice in 3.5 years is pretty crazy. 30 fucking months until the first rerun. Hot damn.
>>580864231>Shuro+Azami free 100 pulls>Ayame+Kokuriko bluefes>welfare Arata
>>580864231Suou and Misuzu
Aratafags are not real
Ayame (Evil)Ayame (Evil but in hiding)
>>580864808Arata welfare is coming for sure, we just need to believe.
>>580863709hikari is too retarded to be considered waifu
>>580864231I really really want Kai.
>>580864948but she's evil, like unironically
Sugoi janai?
>>580864948The Funny Monkey of Mountaintops...I forgib.
I think they did Hikari dirty on all the collab outfits
>>580865004Read the ministory
>>580865004sensei forgibs all students, even the prisoners
Kai is starting her real estate empire soon so get on that kaicoin while its low
>>580863709you wouldn't fuck a retard
>>580864857Her ministory was super cute, and as a Rabu lover I feel kinship with Arata. In short, you're GAY.
>>580865148is this a challenge?
>>580863709You know why
>>580864362>>580864793>>580864861>Shuro is not even real>Azami is too evil>Ayame is canonically dead>Kokuriko is literally 30 years oldAnons, I don't think ANY of them will be playable, ever
>>580864231This year it's obviously Niyaniya + Akira. I bet my left nut on it
>>580865218You could say it's a mental challenge
>>580846715>>580846767>>580846858Please DO NOT post this image. I have asked many times now.....
>>580865394>this yearThe next bluefes is next year...
>>580864231Kaya and Mirai green damage FES.
I also bet anons right nut on it!
i love chewy...
>>580865486
>>580865382>Shuro is obviously real and her being a ghost doesn't matter>Azami is barely any more evil than the average, bored Gehenna mob>Ayame is just napping>Kokuriko.Don't make me start to dislike Fubuki posters.
>>580865382Shuro will be realAzami will be redeemedAyame will wake upKokuriko still have eggs
>>580864231I want a woman.
Who are the most evil students that we have based purely on mindset and action rather than something like reputation.
A rat
>>580865736Jungle
>sensei, you have to continue the Kadenokuji bloodlineYour response?
>>580865787Give me those kicks and I'll think about it.
>>580862665>9 Hanakos>34 sHanakos
>>580865787Yukari has more eggs
>>580864948The chink NPC jail in particular is too large for how often they get eventsI was bitching about Reijo not getting a swimsuit, but not like we needed another alt in the queue I guess
>>580864231Natsuki... Forgotten...
>>580865878She's older so she gets the priority
>>580865787GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH*splurt* *splurt*phew...
>>580865787I tell her that I've been ready for this day my whole LIFE then whip out my wallet containing the condom that I had saved for just such an occasion (it's been in there for 15 years at least),
Mayoi Racoon
>>580865962She's already expired.
>>580865962This is exactly what a liberal white woman would say
>>580866023You're not very smart are you
my FUCKING villains
>>580862205Thanks for these.
>>580864231Arona and Plana...
>Pricunny love confessionsDamn I can hear my students saying they love me
>>580865929Wouldn't her kit be just Shizuko?
>>580864231Niyax2
>>580861653SHE FUCKING SHOT ME
>>580866374Nah I think it should be transfer from one place in the battlefield to another. Reposition of 1-4 students (you can pick them by selecting, it wouldn't be an annoying circle that you have to manuever around) and then put them anywhere you want. It would have huge range, and obviously give some buffs to the transported students.
>>580865787Listen hag, if I wanted to crack a tall and pale girl with red eyes and long black hair, I would've asked Hasumi
>>580864231Everyone forgets Sora.
>>580865874real niggas know sHanako is the waifufag's choice of Hanako versions desuShe mostly keeps her guard up in her base version. The swimsuit alt is the 'real' Hanako. Better art and momo quality too.
Sora lost
>>580866609why does it look so sloppy
naturally, I choose the cripple elf
>>580866554sensei... your bitch just laid 4 eggs
>>580865878Yukari and her aunt can share the baby batter
>>580866809MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!
>enough reports to max 5.5 studentshmmm... I think I'll farm some more comms
0/5
I'm a simple man. I see Reijo, I cum.
>>580866871How can she be her aunt if they're like 3 years apart max?
hey youyes, (you)if you haven't done GA yet, go look at your ticket count
>4/5
>>580867023Read the story bro
>>580853919He's not on EU, sowwy.
>>580867023Read the story
>>580867023Oh anon...
Have (you) thanked Reisa yet for carrying your GA run?
>>580865787Kokuriko does NOT have the tits of Yukari
>>580867023>if they're like 3 years apart maxread the story retard
>>580862809sHina+sIori and bNeru+bKarin are at 5 runs too.Despite releasing first, sAzusa+sMashiro only ran 4 times before limited encore banner.
We don't read the story here
>>580867023Cockrigger is literally in her 30's
>Yukari's fat fucking titties>Kokuriko's mediumsI think the choice is obvious
>>580867023first, I have an aunt that's younger than mesecond, kkrk is in her 30s bro
>>580867379Are you black?
I want to kiss a girl like Ibuki.
>>580867421white as snowI just have a rich old bastard grandpa with 5 ex-wives
>>580867379Oi Josuke
>>580867379>Charlie Kkrk
>>580867343I'm too old for a girl like Yukari tho
>>580867421NTA but Im on my 30s and I have an aunt that is 15 y/o because my granpa apparently never stopped being sexually active
I only sex barefooted nopan pale malnourished children
>>580867604Well most people’s grandpa isn’t Mick Jagger
>>580867739Friendly reminder that i do this
>>580867604>>580867758I had a manwhore grandpa who changed wives as often as his underwear toois this an universal /bag/got thing I wonder?
>>580867758This you family line?
pickle thread
We need a tank mob summoner next. I NEED to flood the raid with lots of mobs.
>>580867727Yukari is built for age-gap relationships tho?
>>580867282Oh yeah forgot that they got a dead week in 2025 for some reason. Neru+Karin (Bunny) too.Cherino is still the only one that's not an alt or limited though
This conversation reminds me that I'm actually an uncle for a few years already, and now I feel old.
>>580868147>>580868147>>580868147
>>580867758I guess that happens sometimes.
>>580867969if you think about it, it's not surprising for a lot of people to have manwhore grandpasold manwhores would naturally be responsible for a disproportionate share of human breeding after all
>>580867727...What kind of Sensei are you?
>>580862665Iroha went from six seven to the sex number. Nice.
