>Previous>>580714697>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MSep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280Sep 03 Hive Lord development https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703278488775295132>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952Aug 25 1.007.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/671752023818896712
first for Eravin
>botfags failed the first MO in a whileLoooool
where update where warbondwhere fun
Another birthday passed without cultists. Annihilate swiggers.
https://ayakamods.com/mods/shallow-water-diving.3876/>fixes your game for you>againAnother -izzat for AH.
How can I increase my izzat?
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>580852653When are we getting the next warbond trailer bros? The roadmap said this month... Swedes wouldn't lie, r-right?
>>580855395Sep 30th chuddie
>>580854635https://ayakamods.com/mods/reinforcement-beacons-fixed.3862/this one also seems good
>duo'd with a cadet chinese baddie leandiver>name is suitably Han mystic to know it's legit>Quasar and Support Pack; acts almost exclusively as my support>got my spear restocked and reloaded for me on every bot drop>almost exclusively emote comms due to language barrier>B-01 Tactical diver tag-along to my Truth Enforcerthe good part of playing with chinks is knowing that their leandivers are more often actually foids and not troons.
GegGeRs
It's over
>>580854635>>580855664Sorry bro, AH is still gathering a team to deal with these issues
>>580856015Are trannies even a thing in China?
>>580856015Anon, you are crushing on a dude.Slit eyes almost exclusively play female characters.
>>580856306Xi Jinping literally started banning shit that "feminizes men" so probably not
>>580856283>issuesit's intended designterrible, but intended
GGs
Bots won. Suck it, hellsissies.
>>580856306there's plenty of troons in China, literally just go to twitter
>>580856114Super Israel (Eagleopolis) almost instantly falling was kino. We judged the squids too harshly
>>580856518could she be any flatter?! it's like a desert here, there's nothing and it's so fucking hot!!!!
>>580856698heh, nice.
you know its a mutt when they start talking about China and trannies
>>580856453that counts some video games, owning pets and skin care, Xi didn't "ban" them, he just discouraged young men from doing it too much
>>580856360All leandivers are highly rapeable/wifable women to me
Super Earth needs more superweapons
>>580856503>2 crutch packs in a lobbywtf???? I was told the /hdg/corders were gigabased non-meta gods??????
>D7 bots with pubs>see thiswhat doI stuck through the whole 40 minutes, ran out of reinforcements by minute 30, a slow crawl from start to finish. God bless stealth.
>>580857028you had 1 recoiless guy, it should have been 0 deaths on D7 wtf
Lobby... NOW!
>>580857241no
Rape... NOW!
>>580856764Are you fucking retarded? China got plenty of trannies, but unlike the West they don't act loud and attract too much attention to themselves.
>>580857407>Is anon fucking retarded?Are you on /hdg/?
>wake up>still no career postedi shiggy diggy
Accelerator is really good btw.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241291548215/D10, K
>>580857407He's probably some clueless brownoid high on the propaganda, I've been to Shanghai and Beijing last summer on a business trip, there's a literal coffee shop staffed with trans woman there, there's also gay bars. The "based and trad" China is only a thing in the media.
>>580856503>>580857597>>580857825Forgot to mention I'm trans btw
we know gucci
>580858047wulf owns you.
>>580857890FVLL
How raped is this Gucci creature that he had to seethe this much every time the anon he don't like decided to make a post?
>
You didn't have to post your selfie bro
>>580858047Thanks for sharing, gucci. As if it wasn't bad enough that you're a shitskinned poortuguese monkey.
>>580858193>kodiak + cinderblockI've seen that anon before...
UH OH GAMERGIRL META
>>580858398chimkem
>>580858207>>580858373>>580858402>>580858561>>580858579Gamegirl getting real mad today
>obsessing over two shitskins like a schizo instead of playing or talking about the gameThis is why all the Guangzhou maidens leave the moment they see they're diving you with
Cas:U warbond with overdose mechanic added to stims so run divers have a melty
>>580858647melta*
>gucci nigger still lets wolfgamer live rent free in his hadholy shit nigga no one cares im yet to see wolf gamer actually seeth at gucci slippers is always the other way around
Why do you keep talking about skin color when you're an unironic dutch tranny gypsy shitskin? The projecting is getting stale at this point.
You get more kills shooting at dropships belly with recoiless on the HE mode compared to shooting the thruster with HEAT mode.Assuming its not a factory strider or vox engine drop obviously.
>>5808578903/4 again
How can other support weapons even remotely compete?
>Gucci thinks Wulf has to samefag for this kind of responseThe reality is that the drawfag is an actually nice guy who contributes to the thread with creative and positive content and is fun to play with, while (You) do nothing but spread negativity, teamkill, run faggot loadouts and try to get anons banned for le cheating. It's only natural that you'd be outcast and it's comical that you find this to be a surprising outcome.
>Join a few random games>Somehow always end up in all chinese lobbies Atleast im surprised they arent cheating
>>580860768>delusional Gamergirl fantasiesDon't care + didn't ask + you're a brown gypsy shitskin.
>>580860278>failed
>>580857407>>580857923retarded amerigolems spotted
>join any helldivers 1 lobby>everyone is running Rumbler, Trident, Strat Priority, Static Field, Shredder, Heavy Barrage>quickplay helldivers 2>everyone is running Giga/Melta, ONB, Eagle Napalm, Supply Pack or RR, UltimatumHD2 randoms have some variety when it comes to primaries and support weapons at least.
>>580860768>SAAAAAR I DID NOT REDEEM SAMEFAG!!! I AM NICEST GUY SAAAAAAARPipe down, Gamergrill.
Manifesting Helldivers 1 port for switch
>>580861485>still trying to izzat farmmove on bronwnoid
who the fuck wears the stupid blue helmet and for what purpose?
D10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241298355221/76561197980082129
>>580861612I'll consider it if you samefag 5 more times for me, dancing monkey.
>>5808618412/4
>>5808618413/4 get in here
>>580860768Look at the the brown gypsy creature kvetch, RUMAO.
>>580861841still 3/4
>>580861841still 3/4 deploying lust provoking image
gross
>>580861841fvllneed more Helghast armors in this game, Killzone series is filled with absolutely magnificent combat suits
I never thought I would see a day where a bricks mission will run out of reinforcements but here we are.Pub D10 bot bricks.All of them had 500kgs and barrages.
…so do I not get the cape?
Guys... I've been thinking. I don't hate Helldivers. I like Helldivers.I just hate Arrowhead.
>>580864942I want the UN drip, SEAF helldiver armor when?
>>580863435>Level 53 Super CitizenThat was your red flag to run
>>580865426When you preordered the game sweatie :)
>join pub>bricks>yeah sure I could go for a chill mission>join>enemies swarming the middle point and spilling into the generators>mission fails 0.001 seconds after I get out of the pod
>>5808618413/4 one guy dipped
>>580865750scary to think that such a tiny thing has the ability to instantly rape both friends and enemies.
Who lost?Who got raped?Who got gaped?Who wonned?
>>580866068we all lost because we keep playing this goyslop designed to keep white men occupied and not reproduce anymore
>>5808618413/4we're raping all clankers
>>580866581I’m not white or a man doe
>>580866843wanna be my nubian queen gf?
>>580866581Why would I want to reproduce for a culture that sliced pieces of my dick off when I was born?
D10 bots, just in time for Gulf War 2.0 biome3/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241298355221/76561197980082129
>>580867034So that you can stop your child from getting pieces of his dick sliced off and they can change the culture to a better one
>>580861841yeah my ethernet cable shat the bed posting this on my phone sorry folks
stop spamming your dead lobby faggot
>>580867512how about you play retarded shitter faggot?
>>580867658I am, just not with your desperate ass lmao
>>580867751waaaahhh waaahh, nobody's forcing you to keep /hdg/ open where everyone posts lobbies you absolutely narccistic inbred autist
holy meltywhat 3/4 does to a man
>>5808672543/4
>>580867254FVLL
>gets BTFO>"u-u-u mad"
>>580868365chad holding up a mirror to gucci slippers, circa 2025
>>580857757>rakesh is still melting down because he can't aim a leveller
Gamergrill samefag hours still going huh
>>580859206Is wolfgamer the drawfag, if so he is infinitely more based than the retarded snitch is
why does the pacifier exist
>Is wolfgamer the drawfag, if so he is infinitely more based than the retarded snitch is
>>580869520it's a roleplaying supportfag's weapon>bro i stunned that thing that was moving towards you for two seconds!! yet another asset that looks """"good""" on paper but has no place in the current helldivers reality of >just kill the fucking thing retard
>>580869668posting a picture of your hands isn't doing anything, schizo
>posting a picture of your hands isn't doing anything, schizo
>>580869520Designed specifically for DefoliationToolGODs
>>580870102>that much work for 1 (one) chaff enemyyou definitely sold me on that one!
>>580869926again, stop posting your disgusting hands, schizo
>>580869219>Is wolfgamer the drawfagyes you can see everytime he post a new drawing or makes a lobby with one of his drawings gicci slippers will spen the whole thread seething and same fagging
>again, stop posting your disgusting hands, schizo
>>580870102Dismember cyborgs. Decapitate cyborgs, blow cyborgs up with a hellbomb. Mutilate cyborgs. Stab cyborgs with the one true flag. Immolate cyborgs. Rifle butt cyborgs in the face. Slam cyborgs with a mech shield. Electrocute cyborgs. Gas cyborgs. Crush cyborgs with a hellpod.
>>580871137you're really mad, did the mean drawing hurt your fee-fees? Spamming the thread with pictures of your hand isn't going to help
Do we have another Gucci post to outbump, sisters?
>>580870364Well the gun did it job but I'm assuming you're talking about the chainsaw, I managed to kill a Vox Engine with it a few days ago.
>>580870987So why does the thirdie seethe about the drawfag so much?
>>580871506>sparks all over the upper torsoit was down to 1000 hp or lessgood job, really impressive
>you're really mad, did the mean drawing hurt your fee-fees? Spamming the thread with pictures of your hand isn't going to help
How many more extreme level attacks until joel is satisfied with his map painting?
>>580871597You're right, it's a really fun gimmick weapon though.
>>580871525usually is beacuse a percived loss of izzat aka how dare some one be better than me but in gucci slippers case he got made fun one too many times now he spends all day seething at wolfgamer and some supposodly discord with the sole porpse of making fun of him
>>580871669bro stop, his izzat can't take much more
stop chimping outpost leandivers
>if I misspell my own name, it won't be an obvious samefagYou gotta try harder than that, Gamergrill
What no MO and no content does to niggas in this general. PLAY THE GAME!
>>580872347>lean>massive tits wich are made of fatcoomers are mentally ill retards
>>580872347dogshit image
>>580872941post a better one then
>>580872991ok
>>580873230>posts abysmal dogshit with uncovered facesyikes.
>>580873306your tumours are not better
>>5808672543/4 again
>>580872106I've not had the misfortune of having the sperg in a lobby I'm in, but hes kick on sight, correct?
If some less mad then average furry with a nuke held Sweden hostage and dead serious forced AH to Legendary warbond these fucking ratdog OCs…what would be the implementation?
>sector shows how many people are diving there, so does the planet>select planet>every mission shows as having 0 helldivers on themis my connection fucked?
>>580874092more helmeted kunnuks doko
>>580874208two possible reasons for that1) you're not using the scanner - whenever you pick a planet you gotta press tab to refresh the missions available2) you've got crossplay off - this greatly reduces mission available as it'll only show you other people with crossplay disabled - it's on by default and most people don't give a shit to disable it
Since when Dobson started playing helldivers?
>>580874478dobson has a fetish for weirdo rat furries?
Rehosting after last lobby got swiggedD10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241315248140/76561197980082129
>>5808747652/4
I wish we could just have more upgrades for our ships
>>5808747653/4
>>580874765FVLL
>>580875256FUCK
shitposters BTFO
>>580872347lean(boy)divers have to marry abdodivers and it is mandatory to force them to do so
>>580874000Species tab in armory.
>>580872106>Gamergrill pretending like xhe wasn't here seethe spamming my name for 12+ months after getting gaped in a lobby.You lost, shitskin. You got raped. You messed with the wrong bull and now the only thing left for you is to samefag and cry to your pisscord friends in an attempt to save face, lmfao. You will forever be "The Raped", nigger.
>>580876409Brap cannon sentry
>furry FOTMyawn
>Should we use those fan made ideas for new reds?>Nah just take something we already have and swap it for another effect>Gas barrage? >No we already used gas for the new eagle...>I GOT AN IDEA!https://files.catbox.moe/nivgpw.mp4
>>580877576this isn't fanmade, it was made available last christmas
>>580877740I didn't say it was fanmade?
>>580867267
>game as old as helldivers>fotmmedia literacy not achieved
Where do you find shredder tanks?
>>580874000As with last thread I said that the plasma cutter tool and mini laser drill were the only toys in the Expie toolbox that are not just repetitive nondescript firearms. Plasma cutter is a Defoliator tool clone (plasma Edition) while the Mini laser can probably be repurposed into a close range Las Primary with a terrain destruction gimmick. Also for throwable I thought the Terrain scanner item could be decent as a throwable that mostly functions as a giant Radar ping. Maybe give it the lure mine’s distraction trick minus the part where it blows up as a pitty buff.
>>5808747653/4 againtank ops continuing
>>580873230Kys pedo
Thanks for the games, tankchads
>>580874000checkedalso the Mercenary's scarf as the cape in the bond
>>580878703I just randomly got that PO done doing D10 bricks on that magma planet called K
>>580880238>>580880449AHEM!!!
>>580881231if it has tracks and a cannon it's a tank
>>580881231
>>580874765FULL
>No laser bagpack cannon>No laser one handed smg>No laser explosive weapon>No laser mech>No laser eagle strike>No laser barrage>No laser disco grenade>No armor with laser cooling properties>No laser tank>No laser sniper rifle>No laser emplacement>No laser mortar>No laser mines>No laser FRV>No laser boosterWhen
>>580881417>>580881473USE THE PROPER TERMINOLOGY
>>580882258tonk
>>580882258i am :)
>>580882104>No laser sniper rifleHotshot Lasgun, also the Talon>No laser explosive weaponQuasar>No laser barrageOrbital LaserAll the other stuff would be cool but some of them I fail to envision how it would even work.Like how the fuck would a laser mine work?That'd be just the melta reskinned really.
>>580882258kill you're self
>>580882953>how the fuck would a laser mine work?Like the minefield but laser type mines so they explode in lasers
>>5808747653/4 again
>>580882258>USE MY TANK PRONOUNS OR ELSE
>>580882953>how the fuck would a laser mine work?when you step on it the orbital laser cooks that area for a few seconds
>>580874765Full
I kick gucci because he always killmogs everyone in the lobby and makes the game too easy
Helldivers would go hard as an RTS game
>>580852653
Uh oh here comes another round of gamergrill melty and samefagging
please be nice to each other
>>580885191it's just one guy on his phone replying to himself
>>580882953>Like how the fuck would a laser mine work?Lens, battery, and pressure sensor that turns on a high power beam for a few seconds shooting upward before overheating and exploding
>>580885271you're mean to each other even outside of these melties
>>580885321that's literally a meltamine
>>580869021>>580869021>saaar trying to safe xer izzat by projecting xer own shortcomings onto me>career page>404 not found
>>580856969DSS should grant access to heavy ordinance support exclusive from the super destroyer. Let me call in heavy bombers or coordinated eagle squadrons.
>>580870364>caring about efficiency at this pointWhen you've metagamed and gotten good enough at the highest difficulty, you eventually start looking towards less viable loadouts just to feel something.
>>580886839disable motion blur
>>580886380>hes so mad he click clicked multiple times
>>580886416>coordinated eagle squadrons.your DSS Eagle Storm, saaaar?
>>580886956motion blur is kino unless you are a shitter who needs maximum fov, screenshake off, bloom off and other crutches just to survive on D10
>>580888159your eyes already provide the motion blur retardbro
>>580876423I don't really participate with the shit drama that goes on in this thread, but Gucci, if you're reading this, what the fuck happened?I played with you in a lobby a single time, and you seemed like an alright guy (if a bit sweaty but this was release-Cyberstan so it gets a pass). I don't know what or why it happened to you, and while it does suck (if true) that a group of discord fags are targeting you, you gotta stop replying to so many people with the same shit. Seriously. I thought you were an alright guy, and I don't mind playing with you if I ever run into you again, but this shit's gotta stop at some point.
we need a new transport method, how about a bike? or a quadbike?
>>580888313he's a spastic and targets himselfthe ONLY reason you could think he was alright in a game is because he's been rape conditioned into being a good little silent boy because he fears getting booted and blocked from another host
>>580888365We were gonna get an APC but Shams McJeet deemed it too OP
>>580888365what the fuck is this looneytoons shit?
>starcraft competitor will have multiplayer and live serviceArrowhead... has to work... trust the plan...
i know what we really need
>>580888498He was somewhat chatty in the lobby. Even called the three of us retards (rightfully) when we charged into a bot drop with an FRV. If he seriously griefed the fuck out of everyone before, then it's whatever that's the past. If he starts doing it now in a lobby I'm in, then I'll concede, otherwise I'll treat him like every other /hdg/ member I've played with: like a friend.
>>580888846just imagine
>>580888806>2000+30
>>5808888062030 is wayy tooo fucking looong, the gaming landscape will have completely shifted and if thats the year the hd2 competitor comes out it might just fail outright because everyone will already be bored
>>580885473The meltamine is a shaped charge of super high heat. I'm talking about a laser cannon shooting straight out from wherever it's placed for 3-5 seconds and then a small explosion
>>580888365NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!
>>580873465yes
>>580888365>muh grunt fantasykill all swiggers
>>580889469
>>580888365A reminder the car was designed to be shit on purpose
>korean black magic fixed thick clinicianmaybe they ain't so bad after all
>>580891079link
>>580891248put some elbow grease in
>>580888313I've never been able to understand the schizo mentality >spam a thread and reply to every post >some of those posters reply back>"SEE A DISCORD IS ORGANIZED TO FUCK WITH ME!"
>>580891248https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/9561
>>580891285>Bro just go to my dodgy russian website that triggers your anti-virus 5 times. And ignore your entire PC freezing for 5 seconds. thats normal. Anyway, look up user Cyкa_блядь_шмяк and download the .exe
>>580891490>coomer>genuinely too braindead to browse through nexusevery time
>>580891689>Implying I want your shit mod
for me, its the BFA medic.BFA is made by an actual autistic artfag who studied human body a lot so its good enough for me too then.
>>580891767sovr grapes
>>580891865>Implying I want your shit mod>Using coomer as an insult while he posts a coomer modNice projection.
>>580891946>>580891865
>>580892135Sour grapes implies I want your shit mod
sex
vomit
You know, at least the Robutt attempted to be Helldivers related with its outfit. This is just off-topic trash
>>580892281no practical reason to ever have that obese mcdonalds ass on a robot
>>580892332>>580892434here have some more
>>580891863get some new material
>>580892658you must be starving as well
>hover pack: EQUIPPED>three sentries: EQUIPPED>stratagem bounce removal mod: LOADEDyep, its swigger izzat stealing time
>RR: equipped>bots: selected>capes: removed>d:4Yep.... it's gamin time
>>580894778
>Eruptor>Autocannon>Bolter Pistol>Autocannon Sentry>Anti tank emplacementThis is peak gaming
>>580895084I love spurdo
>>580874765GGs
>>580895487OSHA certified
>hulk surge>jet brigade>look inside>war striders>jet brigade>0 hulksswiggers
fuck off with your shitty OC donutsteel scribbles
>the tourist outs himself again
is this nigger serious
>>>/trash/
>nooo you must accept my cringe ass "retard's first furshit self-insert oc donutsteel" because I'm an autistic faggot
>>580896356
>driver warbond in the gutter>we only got the heavy armor from it and a gunI still want my "Helldriver" title swiggers.Give it to me.
>>580898205It will be continuously recicled for like 2 years more, it will come, just not in the way you would like.
lobberino doko?
>>580884374What is this coal you are presenting to me
lobby doko
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241340848587/76561198066017633
>>580899738>private
>>5808997382/4
>>5808997383/4
>>580899738full
>>5808997384 &4
Follow me
>diving on k>wearing outrider armor for extra fire resist>might as well use the dickle>get a seaf medic to follow me>non-stop stims as I unload the dickleHaving a seaf medic stim you while using the dickle is pure sex.This must be what having sex with viagra feels like.
klobbe proko
>Me when I napalm barrage the objectivehttps://voca.ro/1ikKTBKcVfJX
dead
>>580902672
>>580901456Worthless post
>>580901456stims for fixing broken pelvis
The great Izzat reclamation continues.
>>580905956>Could have "Battle Worlds" that act as bottlenecks that have long, drawn out battles that add and cycle through subfactions and give it a unique biome to show how much of a war torn hellhole it turned into>Instead we get a never ending back and forth with the same worlds
>>580906353>>580905956AH should make it so the planets and their biomes look more fucked up and destroyed the longer we fight for it until it's a completely destroyed wasteland
In three minutes, I will host a hive world d10 lobby
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241346679903/76561197989680933HIVE WORLD D10 LOBBY
Has anybody managed to join one of those SC cheater lobbies? I haven't been able to find one so I just farm for hours on end and consider simply killing myself.
>>580858398brown woman erotic
>>5809077851/4 - I am waiting patiently in the HIVE WORLD D10 LOBBY
>>580907785newfag lobby, shant be joining
>>580858398When is the totally spies collab? I fucking hate this game.
>>580907785High level top tier lobby, I can't join this.....
>>5809077853/4reminder this is the HIVE WORLD D10 LOBBY>>580908684im oldfaggier than you
>>580907785sorry i'm not in the mood for hiv worldshope u have fun though!!!!!
>>5809077854/4
anyone else getting more network drops more often?
>>580909657not really?tho the game is free on game pass or w/e to """people""" too poor for good connection might be diluting your experience
>>580888846>>580889064luv me kettenkrad
>>580898938
>no spore/pred strain just nu-bugs aviable in the bugger front
>>580907785We're in game 3/4, one poor anon got dropped
>>580911806Ok, I will be listening to it
>>580912129If you are white and love your whiteness pantera is essential listening
>>580911938consider joining the HIVE WORLD D10 LOBBY >>5809077853/4
>>580907785FVLL
>>580907785>game crashed>steam shut off>screen went black and then back to normal>helldivers2.exe eating 10gigs of ram and had to be manually closedI am reminded time and time again why I don't enjoy this game
>>580912634your graphics drivers crashedfirst time using a computer?
>>580912217I'm on the first track and I'm already off to go download it, have this
>>580912245>hive worlds
>>580912961Legit updated them today
>>580913707>updating shit that works to the newest vibecoded release, courtesy of pajeet coderscongratulationsyou played yourself
>>580913804Well...you're not wrong I suppose, can't argue with that
>>5809077853/4 GG router prolly died so my spot is open
>>580913804>>580913707>>580912634You ever notice how this shit only happens when playing Helldivers 2? I'm sure theres no connection whatsoever.
>>580915327Indeed it is
Is it just me or are the spawn rates on D8 really off?Sometimes it feels way more difficult than D10
100% this is gonna be the first failed campaignThe ones before this have been 100% PR recovery gibsThey can fuck this one off because it's just a cape and no one will care/ people will defend itFuck the entire campaign systemIt's just dripfeed slop and MOs didn't really improve
>>580916125Lower difs actually spawn more chaff because of how the game handles spawns and the "token" system.
>>580917441Jolly cooperation
>caring about the GWlol, lmaojust dive niggalike just play the game
>>580918245>Youre not allowed to care about things in your hobby
haven't posted your career page? couldn't care less about your opinion!
>>580913804nta but had the same issuein my wisened years I've told hundreds of retards to update their fucking driversthe days of "stable" meaning "stable" are over>>580914853it wasn't just hd2 it caused minor graphical glitches in other games on my machine, hd2 was the only one that went full "oopsie your fucking DRIVER has crashed hope you didn't need that piece of HARDWARE at the moment"
>>580919405why do I have a feeling you started posting this after I asked for your career page and it turned out you basically only use sentries?
make sure to take your medication before posting!
fucking d10 lobby uhh whatever you fags wantsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241355300293/
>>580916125Armored enemies are weighted higher so on D10 you actually get less spawns lol like fucking nothing if SEAF are present as they also use the spawn slots upBecause fucking Sweden.
>>580916987so what's the true hardest difficulty if d10 is a scam?
D10Bot or Bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241356068778/76561197999417031
>>580920126D10 flags with pubgroids, clearing the mega after flag 1/2 but before flag 3
>>5809199513/4
>>580920126it's still d10, d8 spawning slightly more troopers doesn't make it that much difficultevery single time someone makes a claim like that it turns out they're either dogshit at the game or sub lv150it's only true for voteless masses
>>580920291sorry mom, brown french girl in latex
>>580920291hope i die in my sleep tnouihgt
>>580920580>sorry mom im a cartoon porn addict who will never be with a real girlwe know, anon
>>580920126crossplay on is d11literal sub human scum
>>580919951fvll
>>580918761Please don't tell me you actually care about the devs rigged war.
>>580920827>saying this like its an insulthe doesnt know where he is
>>580920993plenty of people here aren't pathetic
>>580921106i may be pathetic in your normie world, but on my 4chan, you're the one who is pathetic
>>580921316i believe im cooler than u in both sorry chud
>>580920981I do, including the text dumps of the elite science team
>>580920291Lobby cancelled. Dead game. Dead Thread
>>580921378a jack in all trades... is master of none.
>>580920827women don't want boyfriends they want a big collection of guy trading cards on their dating app
I really like the bot and borg music. Does that make me a communist?
>>580921679and what are you a master of? ... baiting?
>>580921839in a matter of speaking...
>>580921807>defeated beta chud mentality
Gang Bang! Son of a Gun!
What should I get next?Exo ExpertsEntrenched DivisionSiege BreakersRedacted RegimentPython CommandosMasters of CeremonyBorderline Justiceor save up for Halo or Warhammer
>implying not forced losses>implying implications
>>580921962>defeated beta chudWrong. I am an alpha chud tyvmI get tons of matches they just never want to do anything and aren't worth playing russian roullette for
what's the most fun warbond remaining
>>580922648always start with the one you want least, or maybe something outdated like siege breakers (nade pistol LOL)
>>580923515wait a mistook siege breaker for something else, i should really check warbonds before posting about it!
>>580857028>D7>Not able to carry the easy as shit difficulty.>Solo stealth fagging with diaper and silo (useless teammate)I would have carried the match while you were doing nothing. The all red retard probably got more accomplished than you.
So that's the smell of Liberty...
>>580923487if you find being an absolute hazard to your team fun then force of law gets you the arc dog and the de-escalator for maximum team killing
>They have abandoned our mission and our cause. Execution is our only choice
MAAIII LEEEEGGG
>>580923487Masters probably has the best varietyNade is goodPrimary is kinda funMelee is meme shit but the sword is probably the best one because it has speed and rangePersonally it's my favorite because i like being super earth's top guy
unfunny forced meme
forcing is based, actually
funny organic memes
>This is how we win. Together.>Save me, helldiver!>*dies*Well? Did it affect you?
The lava planet makes my computer lag :(
no one cares bur I was able to clean my laptop air flow and omg it's just sooo good, it was my first time doing something like this but it went sooo well, I'm happy because I don't lag anymore on Helldivers 2 or other games.
>>580925901imagine not owning a 9800x3d and RTX 5090 in 2026 LMFAO
>>580922648As always, depends. What's your playstyle and where do you dive most?
>>580920827I'm a porn addict who's also been with more real women than most if not all of this general
>>580926702Fun fact:That artists is Mi mundo Alex was discovered as a pedophile and erased all his accounts.End of fun fact
>>580926553>X3D>HD2Heh, no one tell him.
>>580866028Just like your penor lololol :D
>>580926928I try really hard not to look into artists bios for this exact reason. Unfortunately the people that are artistic online also tend to be autistic online.
If Arrowhead made Elden Ring this dogs AI wouldve been fixed asap while I-frames on rolls would remain broken for months
>>580926928>porn artist is a disgusting pervertLook I'm just gonna say it: As long as they ain't touching actual kids I don't care.
>>580919951can't park this here mate
>>5809199512/4 we are switching to HIVE WORLD D10 melee is encouragedsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241355300293/
>>580927547who would win?>Chosen Tarnished, Lord of ____, Slayer of Gods>idk like 3 dogs
>>580927973it was done intentionally to emphasize the wordplay. Sorry you didn't pick up on that.
>>580926653i run scorcher+autocannon a lot and prefer bots, but i play whatever the order is
>>5809281123/4
Did you miss her?
>>580928427>i run meta and redit metaDaring today arnt we?
this was the squid update
>>580928112Still 3/4
>>580929626are girls more comfortable when they have a piece of cloth between their asscheeks
>>580929753No.
>>580929371i don't like changing weapons a lot and my friend likes to bring the heavier weapons so it works outfor squids i'll usually swap the AC for an MG and guard dog
This MO was clearly a forced loss because Sven wanted to whine about america again
>>580928112HIVE WORLD D10 LOBBY is still 3:4
too many undesirables being postedsmell ya later jeets
suuuuunday night mothafuckaas its time to order pizza and game all night!!!!!!
>>580929371>scorcher>metaI see maybe one of these every 100 games.
>>580928112dropping in 5, get in
>>580930214Is there a gif of the bratty bot doing the chunni meme?
>>580928112steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241355300293/STILL 3/4join>joinjoin>joinWe drop regardless
>6 hours of retards talking about Arrowhead's and Helldivers 2 issues>Neither of them know what a Trolldier isHo boy...
d10 Bekvam steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241365398022/76561198123332927
>>580927785you might wanna sit down for this one fella...
>>5809321732/4
>>5809321733/4
>>580932725>magai dont get it
>>580932725fvll
>>580928112mission 2 now, still 3/4
>>580933659fvll
>>580932113No one cares about your retardslang.
sorry I only join chud-free lobbies.
>>580930330I see it all the time, usually console shitters who just blow themselves up with the eruptor use it.
>>580934189>Retarded zoomer who never played the most iconic multiplayer game should have people listen to his opinion on multiplayer gamesAnd you zoom zooms wonder why your games are always trash.
happy for you or sorry that happened
>>580936263>Zoomer is also a tranime fanNo wonder Helldivers 2 is hot garbage.
>hit hulk with defoliation tool in the back>it does a 360 and smacks me for a one hit death>hit fleshmob with the defoliation tool when it is standing still after a charge in the back>it flips around and 100 to 0 combo kills meIts fucking useless.
>>580936283>relaxed around a turrettale as old as time
>>580936362i posted that for something else retard. i didn't even read your pointless tirade slop
>>580936392>defoliation tool is badnice self report shitter
>>580936498>"Erm, that vaguepost wasnt to you, actually"Yuh huh. Whatever you say little zoom zams.
>>580936634take your medication tranny granny
>>580936680>Zoomer piping upShouldnt you be in bed? You have a spelling test tomorrow. You fucked up spelling "bat" on your last one.
>>580936785ok retard
>>580936629Get better bait. Anime girl reactions are very old school.
>>580935946I played TF2 before the best part of you rolled down your mom's crack, before hats were a thing and brought retards like you and third workers into the game. It's retarded normie fag slang, so it is appropriate that you use it. You retarded fag.
>>580936629>"LET ME INDULGE IN MY LARP MEME WEAPON!!!">Me: Shoots your target from 400 meters away with my RRSorry, little guy. Fortnite is thataway
>>580936629rape meili
>>580936917I shoot people with defoliators just to show how powerless they are compared to real guns.
>>580937028go shoot a tree and see what happens. checkmate retard
>>580936897Yeah, sure, little zimmer zoom. Whatever you say. Clearly when youre mad about something that means youre telling the truth, right?You probably used a Fortnite mod to change someone into the Heavy and you always thought he was an OC.
>>580937093*pops your brain out of your skull with a .22 as you bollywood slowmo walk towards me with your defoliator*
>>580936848>Already foldingZoomers die so easily.
This is about you.
Why are zoomers so fragile when you call them out on their lies? Not our fault your games are steaming dogshit.
I just wanted to use the chainsaw as a way to mix it up and it seems like arrowhead forgot to make it viable. The breaching hammer shits all over it as a high risk melee weapon. The chainsaw takes too long to kill, has an odd hitbox, and the stun is very inconsistent while putting yourself in an extremely high risk position. God forbid you try to fight off two heavies at once.
>go to anime website.>get mad every time you see anime.
>Go to video game board>Tranime shitters insist on shitting up the video game board instead of the tranime board
>redditor comes in and talks about another game like it matters at all to hd2's developmentVery indian mindset.>>580937523>why can't i deal with enemies that aren't vulnerable to this specific weapon?!Use it against something that can't turn around and punch you, dumbnuts. Are you another one of those light pen only sissies that carry no AT and then whine that everything has too much armor in d10?
>>580937237>with a .22you're gonna need at least a .30-06, I have the robust skull of a neanderthal
>redditor comes in and gets extremely offended when reminded of an older game that was considered better than his and his will never reach the level of the cultural footprint the older game hasVery indian mindset.
>>580937883tf2 is a fps pvp game btw, hd2 being a 3rd pve game doesn't even come close to it genre wise. not sure what point you're trying to make. well? what point are you trying to make?
>>580937974>what point are you trying to make?>"Yes, I live in a shack in a 3rd world country but let me tell the first world how they should run their country"Consider that
uh oh guccibrown melty
>>580938129and who made that argument? why does bringing up an unrelated game counter their argument?
>>580938178Im not arguing about Tf2 vs helldivers 2 you illiterate zoomer zop. Im saying you've played slop all your life and all your opinions are based around slop.For example. Look at how many people want "PRUHGRESSHIN!!!" in their game because theyve been brain raped in their formative years by engagement metrics to constantly chase a number/line going up.
>>580932173GGs
>>580938321who's talking about progression here? why are you making arguments against a boogeyman? tell me more about this "brain raped" idea you have.
>>580938506>More illiterate zoomer zog dribble
>>580937764>Go to video game board on an anime website. >Get mad when you see anime.
>>580938679>Tranime fan moving the goalpost
>>580938626>incapable of having a normal conversationso you have no point, you're probably a zoomer yourself and you just got shit on by a bunch of based oldniggas in roblox so now you come on here and pretend you're old and important. pathetic. absolutely raped boy mindset.
>>580928112GGs anons it was fun and much izzat was farmed
>>580938760This is an anime website. Have you considered going somewhere else if that makes you seethe so much?
>>580938789>so you have no point,I told you my point but I didnt type it in flashing lights and attach jingling keys so your brain just completely blurred it out.
>>580938879your point is that old games have superior design to new games. this is not a point, and you are retarded. stay raped though, brown child.
>>580938842Video game board. Have you considered posting anime on the board specifically for anime?
>>5809389794chan board culture is complex, but reddit is more strict about what content goes in respective subreddits. Maybe you should try reddit.
>>580938879>"My credentials? I played nothing but Gacha games and F2P KMMOs. Let me tell you whats good for a game!"Man, that ableism psyop really molested your generation huh, zoomer zip?
>>580938979if you don't like 4chan's culture, have you considered reddit as an alternative?
>>580938979On an anime website. You should consider alternatives, because this place is obviously not meant for you.
>>580939084meant for: >>580938950
>zoomie zoop zooboo wip wop zoo popWhat's wrong with you? Why do you talk like a faggot?
>>580939086>>580939156Lets do a test. You two should start spamming anime pictures and talk about anime and have nothing related about Helldivers or video games in general in either the picture or the post and lets see what happens.
>>580939175Uh oh looks like you made a flumpty-foo! A zippa zappa zoomzoom? Boopa poopa wig wamma!
>>580939206>>580939312Concession Accepted. Dont forget to log into your 20 Gacha games so you can gamble for a jpeg.
>>580939408you won in your head because your opponent was also in your head. the only concession you accepted was the from yourself
>>580939278can you point to where that's happening itt or are you just seething?
>>580939278>You should break the board rules so that I can report you. Point out all the anime posts that, "have nothing related about Helldivers or video games in general in either the picture or the post," ITT
my great tranpa would've never fought in the meme war if xhe knew xher site would just be handed over to anti-anime tourists
>>580939505Bro, summer's almost over! Dont forget to gamble for your waifu in a swimsuit jpeg so she can say 3 new lines when you tap the screen!
>oldfag larpersWhy do children think being older comes with more credibility? You just get old man, you're still a fag if you act like one. Treasure your childhood.
>>580939506>>580939607>Wont do the test to prove his point of this being an anime website so he can shit up threads with off-topic animeYep. Thats another win for me.
>>580939790>can't answerseethe it is then
>>580939278wow dude you are a faggot
>>580939790>Can't provide any evidence for what he is seething over. Concession accepted.
>>580939845>>580939878>Wont do the testI accept your concession then
>>580939790Reminder that all this posturing is a reddit psyop. They just want to control how you post and what pictures you choose to include, as it is on reddit.
>>580940029Is this reverse psychology to get people to post more anime?
>>580940029Reminder that you wont prove me wrong by doing my testInteresting.
>>580940086Who the fuck are you?
>>580939790Report all the anime images for being off-topic or spam, and if they are, the jannies will take care of it. :)
>>580940225>Still wont do my test Fascinating
>prove ME wrong>do MY testWho is this random faggot?
helldivers 2
>>580940162Your better.
>>580940451>You're* better.ftfy cunt lmao
>>580940510>Took the zoomer this long to come up with the most obvious responseGrim
trannies love to make the topic of discussion about themselves and not about the topic, which is helldivers 2
A reminder this whole shitstorm started because the zoomers started dilating when someone said their games are bad and derailed the entire thread.
>>580940334Your "test" involves breaking two rules. What would be proven by doing your "test?" Posting anime pictures does not violate any rules btw, because this is an anime board.
>>580940893How is it breaking the rules if its an anime site? Or did you accidentally say the quite part out loud?
>>580940927The post that raped an entire generation of zoomersOldGods.... I kneel...
>>580941040He doesn't know what he's talking about. Troons tend to babble nonsense when challenged with logic and facts.
>>580941040Glad you asked! You see, spamming and posting off-topic violates two rules, regardless if it involves anime or not. If you were spamming/off-topic posting about something like sports or trannies, then that would also violate the rules. Posting anime reaction images or anime-themed images related to the topic do not violate the rules because this is an anime website. :)
>>580941040>how is spamming against the rulesBrain damaged
>>580941298So youre saying certain topics are more appropriate for certain boards? Interesting. Do continue.
>>580941242Damn, shit's even redacted.A helldivers liveleak
>>580941348Talk about helldivers, not meta-board culture, you absolute fucking cancerous flesh bulb.
>>580941348Yep! Except the posts in general are still related to this thread in question because anime reaction images violate no rules and the posts are still related to the thread topics. Please point out any anime-related images that are violating the board rules.
>>580941431>Calls others cancer>Posting tranime
Trolling outside of /b/ is against the rules.
complaining about anime on 4chan is r*ddit-coded.
I can't survive this wound much longer!
Uwaa! Ears ringing!
good morning saars
>>580941990i dont get it
>Now the retard is still crying about how Arrowhead gaped him when he started crying about randos using AI in their thumbnailsLet it go, little zoom zem. Nobody cares.
>>580941990I get it
hid that retards nonsensical post lol
>>580941990Good morning saar, here is your lust provoking image to start the day
>>580942359Hello, Buzz Lite Queer
hid another one his posts keep falling out of his gaped hole lol
fvr what pvrpvse
>>580942579>I see charger coming at me >I shoot dart>Charger turns 90 degrees and smashes into a wall
>Now Buzz Troon Year is talking about the gymHELLDIVERS 2???
>>580942579pair it with defoliator so you aren't getting the rapearound by hulks. not worth on devos
>>580942704>Theyre still talking about AI and are talking about COD nowAI performative outrage is more annoying than AI.
>>580942579its ass
>>580942848Per AI experts and companies, it has a 10% chance of wiping out humanity within the decade. If anything, there isn't ENOUGH outrage.
genius career leandiver that has survived thousands of missions unscathed now faces her most challenging mission yet
>>580943042Buzz Lite Queer spent 40 minutes bitching about AI thumbnails. Motherfucker cares more about it than anyone else.
my recent knowledge of "bugdivers" has induced the same feeling of being carsick
>>580942434>>580943052No sex + lack of robby doro.
>>580943052Why is she buying a contraceptive when the rest of the stuff she's buying are conceptives?
>>580943295Youre expecting a coomers brain to work...?
>>580943295she knocked all the bottles from that shelf into her basket
>>580943318Yes? I mean, I'm such a giga coomer that I've literally worked on hentai games that are on Steam...
Reminder that the EAT-17 is called the baguette explosif in french
>what if we put the ragdoll faction on a planet where tripping into a lava puddle can basically instakill you
>>580943209>he gets car sickSorry unc, helldivers 2 might be a bit too fast-paced for you
>>580943952skill issue I'm afraid
>>580943052>tfw no gf that has difficulties getting pregnant so you can rawdog her for like 2 years straight and cum inside everyday before she gets pregnant
>>580943858hon hon hon
I like to image that super earth kids do these kind of theatricals at school lol
>Now the sloptuber is crying about being called namesIm sorry, I thought this stream was about helldivers 2 not your personal diary
>get traitor barraged because seaf got their necks snapped by the icbm launch knockback
>be plebbitor>random in your lobby kills SEAF nearby you>you overkill them instead>"OMG OUR HERO, HERE'S 5K ARROWS!">this happens every weekHow is this playerbase so fucking kikeslaved'?
>>580946083low IQ small brains are easily entertained.
>>580946083cinnamoroll license plate cover goes hard
>>580946083All this did was teach me that if I want to kill a bunch of SEAFs, I have to kill all redditors nearby before I do it.
>>580946083dare I ask what this flag is supposed to be
>>580946412it's the "I consent to everything" flag
>>580946412Just a plain ol lesbian
>>580946412Some flavor of socialist pervert. Does it matter?
>>580946412Flag for troons that genuinely believe they are women.
>>580946412it signifies that they dyed their hair in a bright color and their weight is more on the "heavy" side
>>580946083the normals fear the anime car
There's the anime car... and there's the cars with the various flags.
>>580948126vgh the /hdg/germobile...
>>580948126Putting sticker of things you like on your car/laptop is the most normalbrained goycattle behaviour out there, though.Real autism levels are full paintjobs of things you like, and that's still goycattle territory if you can't do it on your own.
>try to join pubbies >full>full>lobby closed>kicked>full>kickedI didn't want to pay anyway..
>>580948479Just say 'lobby doko,' anon. 90% of the time, it works.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241378588213/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>580948126>aquachadnoice
>>580948558Too late already in bedAlso>consoletard
>>580948714Gaped brown creature moment
>>580948479>want to host lobby>realise I will have to actually play this fuckass game>close game>go masturbate to tranimeI am still in my 20s so I guess it's okay...
>>580948714FVLL
>>580946083>epstein flagyou just know this is the most vile looking tranny you could come across
>>580948846>open game>play around with diver loadout and armor like barbie dolls>stand around on ship>scratch balls>scroll twitter>sniff fingers>do this for 38 minutes>close gameThis is the life
>>580948846>>580949158I am in these posts and I don't like it...
If I douzo, are there any dokos
>>580949583every white person is at work right now so idk
>head to a planet with seaf reinforcements>don't even play the objective>just watch them fight without intervening>maybe heal the ones i like with stim pistol>place a barricade and maybe dig a trench or twosasuga sweden
>>580949905this nigga is having fun, get him!
>>580949905"Raindrops keep falling on my head" ahh diver
>>580923487Viper Commandos>PP>Experimental Stims>Liberator but more BRRRRRT>Pocket triple freedom>Throwing knivesI'd get Viper for the stim booster alone and the rest of the kit is fun too.Even the knives have niche uses like one-shotting oversaars in the head.
>>5809487143/4 now, join
>>580950373>I'd get Viper for the stim booster alonereal shit, most overpowered booster in the game I literally can't play without it especially when I want to pull a dumb move where I have to tank shitloads of damage
Guys, how do I kill Hulks with the grenade launcher? Not the belt fed one, mind you.
>>580950620You need a teammate to bait them so they reveal their back to them, then you unload your grenades on his back heatsink.
>>580950620i don't use it much but i'm pretty sure you can shoot the ground between its legs to splash damage the battery pack
>>580950620shoot between their balls
>>580950701Or just gas them so they turn
>>580950620you can try to splash the heat sink behind them by shooting in between their legs (more reliable if you have height advantage), you can also bait them into putting their backs to a wall so you can splash it by shooting it. with the jetpack variant you can just shoot them from virtually anywhere to pop the pack in three shots
>>580950894amongus
>>580951010
>>580950620You used to able to kill them in the front but the nerf trannies cried and shat their diapers so hard Arrowhead had to revert the change, all because these retarded monkeys couldn't stop bringing the Supply Pack
>>580951108
>>580951245You are retarded, GL can still kill from the front.
>>580950373If you're being a stealthfag on borgs, I believe knives can 1 shot aggitators as well.
So, when are they nerfing gas eagles' demolition power?Without it, it's kind of a pointless stratagem, though.
lef*ies won the swedish election, so the freaks at arrowhead might feel emboldened enough to release some content this week
Joel laughs at youJoel takes your izzatJoel poops on your faceJoel fucks your mom
>>580951547I'm on the bugs front, though.
I went to visit Meridia for whatever fucking reason, and its pitch black. What happened to the black hole?
>>580951472>Coinciding with the "story" or cyborgs rigging electionsOh, so thats why they rigged the story. They were in a good mood and wanted to make satire about the American election being blatantly rigged
Why people abandoned Zzaniah prime just before it was captured?
>>580953153my theory:>see DSS planet>dive DSS planet
>>580953153People saw the defense and are easily distracted.
why are we trying to liberate planet hell
>>580953496everyone played Helltaker and wants to claim their own hell girlfriends
Why is the Gallant so fucking garbage?
>>580953785Medpen tax
>>580953785in practice bullets deal shit damage due to drag factor rape.they need to double magazine capacity or double reserve ammo for it to be a true primary.Currently it is like a redeemer LARPing as a medium pen weapon.
>https://streamable.com/ripncznew WB trailer got leaked early.
>>580948714Gigis. We have le cummed gayming.
>>580953785medium pen ar/smg = low damageas everyone is well aware, a .308 AP round is less destructive than a .22 hollow point as long as the enemy isn't armored :)>>580953971holy fucking nothingburger
My favourite weapon is the libNot Conc lib, not Pen lib, just the lib
>>580953971>GL gun>shotgun underbarrel>thermite launcherkinda cool
>>580953971kinda underwhelming
>>580953971>3 new tank patterns
>>580953971>pump action grenade launcher primary>thermite-shooting secondary>slug shooting and regular bullet shooting primary>anti-tank seeker grenades>tank armor (no idea about passive, but glad we got tnak-specific armor)>september 22 (less than 2 weeks away)FUNHAVERS AND HOPEGODS EATING GOOD TONIGHTDOOMXISTERS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
>>580954175>I wonder what special tank gimmick for the tank focused warbond we will get >3 skins instead of one!Holy fuck, I thank the Chinese for giving me free SC everyday
>>580953971>not-G11WELCOME HOME SLEEPO
Underbarrel weapons are trash prove me wrong
>>580953971>tank themed democratic detonation 2Holy fuaking ludokino. TankGAWDs eating good
why can't we get an actual turret on the tank anyway?
TankGODS
>>580954337we only have one underbarrel weapon in the game and it isn't very good (perfectly usable if you doing support for an already powerful team), I guess you *can* say all of the underbarrel weapons are bad then.
>>580953971China Lake; sleepo with a 10g shotgun. This shit looks actually fire.
>>580953971>https://streamable.com/ripnczThey gave us a raped sta-52 from the killzone warbond so they could sell us an assault rifle/shotgun primary.Heads must roll.
>>580954430Two. The Stoker is remarkably decent.>>580954337Feels as if the flame SMG just mogs this in every way...
>>580954423don't tell other anons, but when my /hdg/ lobby looks like that my penis starts leaking a bit of precum
>>580954337i like using it with true grit but that's only because it lets me pop holes, fabs, and ships while taking some of the more esoteric grenades
>>580954430They will always be trashYou know the swedes idea of balancing>So this gun has an underbarrel component, we'll nerf the main firing mode to be clearly inferior to normal guns to compensate for it>But we don't want the underbarrel to outright replace a support weapon, so we'll nerf it too>Wow we just made a gun with 2 (two) mediocre firing modes, we're geniuses!
>>580953971>2 armor sets>2 primaries>1 secondary>2 grenadesThats pretty good compared to the warbonds we've been getting.>but muh warbond stratagemsStratagems never should have been in warbonds in the first place.
>>580954520>Two. The Stoker is remarkably decent.True, I just forgot it exists because it's firerate is so fucking slow and unusable for me...
>>580948714ggz frens, my life is like a movie
>>580953971Is nobody going to say anything about the fucking voice?
>>580953971looks alright, but I'm skeptical for half of the things here, particularly the things that aren't made for killing heavies or tanks.I like the extra anti-tank options, I'll be happy with that.
>>580954613>different SEAF voicewow big fucking deal, if you are excited about that then I got a bridge to sell you
>>580948714GGs to learn properly you need to sleep properly
>>580954671It was really out of place.
>>580954573Don't forget that since it's a regular warbond there'll be super store accompaniment
>>580954610Hey look, it's literally me fr fr.
>>580954742finally some use for my cheated SCs!
>>580954673which one of you faggots posted this name yourself so I can block you
>>580954890It was V1
>>580954890I know this feeling - giving some anon your full trust and camaraderie for the entire operation only to find out they are a tranime fag after...betrayal never comes from the enemy...
>>580954952not possible
>>580953971>More Poopy Gun McGoo SlopWhy did they make this game take place nearly 200 years in the future and fill it with generic gun slop
Fingers crossed that the passive isn't some Frankenstein abomination for the 6th time
>>580953971>BFMWonder what the armor passive is.Blast Fragmentation Mitigation?Biometric Field Modulation?Battlefield Trauma Management?Bureaucratic Freedom Maximizer?
>>580954998It was T4 trust
>>580953971BASTION GODS EATING GOOD!
>>580955169>Battlefield Trauma ManagementTime to book yourself into the retirement home.
>>580954975shut the fuck up loser go cry in a corner>>580955174I will find the truth and there will be consequences
>>580955216
>>580955295
>>580955093>NOOOO THE GAME SHOULD HAVE MORE RAINBOW COLORED LASERS LIKE IN MY HECKIN GOY WARS : THE RABBI STRIKES BACK MOVIE
>>580955093because even far into the future the most effective way to kill anyone is boolets or explosions
>>580955403>My science fiction setting should just use modern guns
https://files.catbox.moe/k1ozzd.mp4
>>580955403The guns are boring, dawg. Nothing in that warbond was particularly exciting. Its obvious Arrowhead has hit the limit on the amount of movies than can ripoff and are just throwing random shit into the game now.
>>580955457>nameplates off
>>580954535>>But we don't want the underbarrel to outright replace a support weapon,yes idiot the fucking underbarrel attachment on a PRIMARY shouldn't eclipse a SUPPORT WEAPON that you need a fucking stratagem slot for
>>580955645it does feel like someone just walked into the office and asked "what do we got?"
>>580955442If it works why change it.Keep it simple, stupid.https://files.catbox.moe/145hwy.webm
>>580955718i wanted to see if it removes revealing niggas names when you aim near them but it doesn't and im too lazy to change it back
>>580955645>>580955442>>580955803So true, sis! EPOG!!! :333
>>580955835>"I dont have the imagination required to make interesting guns set in my sci-fi game"
>>580955846>He explained himself to an internet whoPermanent izzat loss saar
>>580955868>He thinks epoch is an interesting gunSays more about you than me, you obsessed freak.
>>580955898>he doesn't know who I am
>>580956045It doesn't matter who you areWhat matters is your plan.
>>580955718so they have a valid excuse for "hehe sowwy I killed you cuz I have nameplates off xDDD"
>He cheated in hundreds of thousands of SC just to spend it on generic warbond slop with no real focus on what the theme is supposed to even be
>>580956264Le creatura.
>>580956264>>580956324rape this creature
>>580956264imagine paying for it
>>580956558Imagine even going to the menu to buy it
>>580956398no rape, this creature is for baby-making sex only!
>>580956857Those two things are not mutually exclusive.
>>580955846set nameplate to hidden not map only and then rely on compass and map aswell as sound cues from team mates for their positions
>>580957473this isn't vrchat general, are you lost?
>>580953971eh the theming is pretty soulless desu
Post what you're listening to right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60JWzOfj0DU
>>580957473Faggot.
>>580958209Foreigners yelling at eachother in a Rutters while waiting for food.
>>580953971>niggers would still telling newfags to get Democratic Detonation after this
>>580958209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsn_dUBu1qA
>>580958425eruptor and crossbow still mog the fuck out of the primaries in the new one, unless the pump GL will be stronger than the eruptor (which is doubtful)
This must be the bugdivers fault somehow
>>580958585The real question is can the GL shotgun close bug holes???
>>580958425They should, the only thing in this that might fill a new niche is the armor passives, and the underbarrel looks underwhelming.
>>580958624its fucking over...
>>580958674the projectile and its explosion looked to be a copy-paste of the grenade pistol (just like one-two underbarrel), so I am betting 99% that is a yes.
>>580958624>"How can I make this about me?"Im noooooticing an overlap with trannies and bugchasers
>>580958782Plasma Punisher bros.....
Holy media literacy, how am I supposed to complete this mission?
>>580958937pre stim and twist it a little before you die repeat X times
>>580958937Hopefully someone brought a mech or sentry you can climb on
>>580953971Looks like some fun weapons.
>>580958937Throw this in
>>580957473somehow i just know that you're the furfaggot spamming the "expie" thing you insist is normiecorekill yourself
>>580958937stim pistol gods were made for this
>>580958825We still have better sustain, dollars to donuts it wont have much ammo.
>>580958209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIbNccVXBYE
>>580958825>why can't my very super-heated gas destroy hecking structuresIt's called a realistic military milsim you retarded chuddie.Can't destroy a fabricator or a bughole with your farts alone, that would be stupid.
>>580959605B-BUT THE EPOCH CAN DO IT?????
>>580959694uhhhhhhhhhh..........
>>580959694well...uh... you see....uhhhhh....whatever YOU ARE BROWN, I WIN!
>>580959694Bigger hotter gas?
>>580959605Mind telling us how a smoke grenade can destroy a vox engine when thrown into the rear vent?
>>580959694The solution is clear. Become a Taiwanese lady boy and make the slugger your entire personality.
>>580959694>>580959753>>580959806>>580959885The item description for the PLAS-45 Epoch states that it is "derived from technology rightfully liberated from the Illuminate".Thus, it is not human-made science-following plasma... it is ALIEN PLASMA TECHNOLOGY that is different enough for it to destroy structures.
>>580959904This is fucking bait, I tried smoke grenade on both vox engine vent/bugholes/fabs and it doesn't do shit.
>can destroy structures
>>580960416>just sacrifice your support weapon slot for something that the grenade pistol can do bro!how about no
Thoughts?>multiple tank patterns>anti-tank seeker nades>grenade launcher primary>flex ar/shotgun primary>impact flame grenade pistol
>>580960591Generic Poopy Gun McGoo gunslopYawn
>>580958937inflammable armor bros our ONE use case
>>580960591atleast we know for sure it won't be complete dogshit. so there is that.
>>580960591Correction: thermite pistolOtherwise... definitely excited for the G11 and the China Lake.
>>580960591What happened to the Tanto and caltrops?
>>580960591We back
>>580960591its the most generic looking warbond to date
>>580960591extremely lame but the primary's cool and i will be maining it because i love the g11 and mechty
>>580960591>september 22nd
>>580960769@jarvis make them kiss
>>580960769We black*
content dokoMO dokowarbond doko
>>580960591>armor Need to see the passive, aesthetics are ok. >china lake Will probably be fine.>g11Based, will be fun. >thermite pistol Didn't expect the bolt pistol to get competition so soon.>AT seekerWill probably be a good pick >immolation grenade Will need to see more about it
>>580961152We're 100% black.
>>580946083>>580946374brown behavior no better than a indian
>>580960591>G11My one true love!
Today I learned about Shams history with Arrowhead. I thought Swedes being submissive cucks was just a meme. What the fuck type of humiliation rituals do they have going on at Arrowhead?
>>580961179>>immolation grenade >Will need to see more about itlast time we saw it it was an incendiary impact grenade that did no impact/explosive damage in exchange for a larger ground fire pool and the stronger burning heavy DoT
>>580961036I mean, at least it isn't the 29th
>>580953971looking pretty good>setember 22thack need content NOW
>>580961420If that's true than will be great on squids and bugs.
Doko? Doko doko?
>working 24 hours the 22nd>working the night tour the 23rd>big total warhammer dlc on the 24thGuess I ain’t bothering with the warbond right away.
>>580956264>generic warbond slop with no real focus on what the theme is supposed to even beit's tanks gay retard fucking low iq's man
>>580961653Ive been waiting for Nagash for years theres no way I'm farming for medals in this Swede fuck of a game.
>>580961778>Flying grenade>"Hurr durr durr its tank themed!"The only fucking tank items in the entire warbond are paints. Even the Exo Experts gave us different Exo Mechs you half brained, demi-human, slack jawed moron.
>>580961895The last time a vehicle stratagem was in a warbond everyone shat their pants.
>>580961974Not my problem.
>>580961974literally why did we throw a hissy hit over the arbitrary line that didn't exist in the first place?
>>580961895>Even the Exo Experts gave us different Exo MechsWhich people complained about so hard the car warbond is now dead.
>>580961895>explosive primary>anti-tank grenade>explosive secondaryit's democratic detonation 2
patiently awaiting gucci slippers' verdict on the warbond as the resident brown nerfGOD pedophile arrowhead bootlicker
>>580962060>Which people complained about so hard the car warbond is now dead.any evidence for this claim?
>>580962226We got the two cars via campaign rewards and the rest of the warbond stuff has been drip fed via rewards since.
>>580962045Because Helldivers 2 attracted the most unbelievably schizophrenic and entitled people on the planet.
>>580962045People were mad about having to pay for things that we got for free originally, so now we get that stuff drip fed via FOMO instead.
>Never once saw someone make the pun "Sexo Experts"You people are fucking bots.
>>580962290*one carFixed that for you.Flamer FRV never even.
>>580962045No reason at all, paid content is paid content and it doesn't matter if it's a support weapon or vehicle.Just retarded cattle being retarded cattle. This is what they get mad and throw shitfits over and NOT the fact that SC gains have been giga raped for any player with enough sentience to play D10.
>>580962436Were getting it October. Likely on Joel's Birthday so he can satisfy his Swedish Arrogance by pretending hes being super selfless by giving us the car.
>>580962507>things we used to get for free is perfectly fine to now get sold to usI think you're the retarded cattle here anon.
>>580962383i did a while back
>>580962591Oh, are we being forced to pay for the gunner FRV?How about those sidegrade primaries? "oh but that's diff-"ACK
>>580962383keep your unfunny coomer jokes to yourself son
>>580962729>Oh, are we being forced to pay for the gunner FRV?>How about those sidegrade primaries?Yes, buying warbonds inherently makes you retarded cattle.
>>580962383people say that all the time and have been since day onethis >>580816146 was posted one thread ago
>>580962784Dont want your dad looking over your shoulder and beating your ass again?
>>580962828Fuck up. My dad would rape your dad.
>>580959352why is she nintendo 64
>>580963985material decrease due to budget costs
>>580959352They do lots of things
>>580960416Should be way better single target DoTLiterally a giant tranq gun
>>580961895>>580956264Think real hard about what happened with the last two Warbonds.>Exo Experts (vehicles), introduces two new Exos. People get mad>Helldrivers (vehicles) Warbond cancelled, was going to have two new FRVs paylocked>Ironclad Democracy (vehicles) was 100% going to have new Bastion variantsIf there are new tanks, they're going to be given out for free as event rewards.
>>580960591>>580961036>Drops on my birthday :3
>>580962189Already posted, maam.
>>580962828atleast i have a dead unlike your deadbeat nigga
>>580965259Whats stopping them from releasing 2 new types of tanks for free alongside this warbond? This isnt a tank warbond. This is a "random bullshit go!" type warbond
>>580965907Can't wait for the multiple flavors of "Futuristic tank from 150 years in the future but you still can't drive it and shoot alone"
Is the Diligence (the light pen one) even worth taking on D10 bots?
>>580965907Well so was Exo Experts.>Suits that make you run fast>XMG>Missile Pistol>Gallant>Armor does nothing for Exosuits>No stratagem to support Exosuits>No Stratagem Launcher>NothingHelldrivers was going to be the same, its armor passive nothing more than a cute reference to crash test dummies. Do you know what most Warbonds are? LARP, as in play pretend, they offer almost nothing relevant to their themes.>Functionally ThematicFreedom's FlameChemical AgentsRedacted Regiment>LARPPolar Patriots (nothing arctic related beyond looks)Exo Experts (nothing to help mechs, just new mechs)Borderline Justice (sidearm/cowboy bond with one sidearm)Truth EnforcersEntrenched Division
>>580961643rape this cute looking furry girl
>>580966331absolutely not
>>580966164somewhere a nerftranny is seething that stims haven't been nerfed yet
>>580966331does enough damage to one shot devastatorsthat's all you need a DMR to do
I'm at work
>>580966823fucking job havers in this general
>>580966823Having fun?
>>580954175say thank you to the reviewbombers, they made sure AH won't put new tanks into warbonds, only skins
>>580967054My mom made me get one it's not my fault>>580967056No it's boring
>>580967201You should teamkill your co-workers
>>580967201At least you have a job, I've been wanting one but it just won't come to my door and take me out.
>>580960591>>580960591This looks very uninteresting
>>580966331Unironically yes. You'll kill anything short of hulks in one shot, the ammo economy is great, magazine size and handling are solid too. If you get swarmed, you're still able to defend yourself pretty well
>>580966331Can you Aim? If yes, take it.
>>580966331if you can hit heads then yes
I leveled up the Gallant and my goodness it's so much worse than the knight.
>>580969564its alright for me because my aim to fire time average is like 3.5 sec. gallant reduces the average to 1.5-2
https://youtu.be/VQHv1LpVznk?is=FrVxEv5_RM1rSiJL>grenade rifle>AR with masterkey>thermite pistol>antitank drone grenade>molotov what does this even do when the incendiary impact exists Chat is this real?
>>580969793No none talk about this, but with the Knight you get a sign if you miss and hit medium armor parts so you can adjust. The Gallant doesn't give that feedback so you waste even more ammo
>>580969917Pretty sure the molly was datamined to have a much larger radius with a 'heavy' fire dot.
>>580969917The molotov is from Helldrivers and likely replaced the Bastion variant along with the 1+2 new vehicle skins.
>"You're appreciating history in a way that scares the people who are extremely authoritarian censorship-loving tyrants, how dare you!"I always found it funny how they think super earth is basically "le bad" Hitler vision then proceed to go to jail in the UK for saying something wrong.
>I pissed my pants todayArrowhead can not keep getting away with this...
>>580960591>G11enough 4me m8
>>580969917>G11 is 4mm Uhhh does that mean it's going to have shit damage
>>580960591>This gets the underbarrel shotgun>The killzone rifle doesn'tgood morning I hate sweden
>>580969917>HELLDIVERS PLEASE
>>580971726You must understand, saar!The technology didn't exist at that time!ChatGPT couldn't vibecode us that when Killzone Warbond released.
>>580968436This.
>>580966331It's the best bot DMR, so yes.
new bread doko
OP image pls
>luv the grenade launcher.>hate the crossbow. >wanted a grenade launcher primary that isn't gay. >finally get one. Hope it does not suck.
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