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I think Rob Roy would be more popular if she lost the glasses, changed her hair style, and had smaller breasts.
>>580858249I think she would be a lot cuter if she let her hair down and started wearing contacts
Join the /uma/ stupid long race in arima kino288585515 hours leftPut your dumb and autistic builds in thereSpectators allowed28858551
>>580858367I'll rape you
shut the fuck up
Gold City feet in my mouth
don't even think about it
hey
wahey
NANDEYANEN
Fuji Kiseki
Okay but I would have lots of baby making umaypoi with Rob Roy
asking again >>580856774 in case someone can help me with improving deck/sparks build
Good morning friends!!
its time
This game would be better if card chain events were guaranteed to happen but random within the 3 years.
>>580858596change ardan for creek I guess is the best thing you can do and run power sparksfestival tama is a pain in the dick to train
Raisu...
>>580858596this cm is not worth investing time into, even the most mid xoggers will beat your super optimized umajust ship whatever is usable with med S and call it a day
>>580858732honestly was thinking about it, but I dont know how many stamina sparks would creek be "worth", maybe 9?
>>580858596You are not getting a better deck than that if you're relying on Ardan for the gold recovery.
>>580858834half/half
>>580858596It's a xog CM bro, you'll only be more mindbroken the harder you try to win as a non xog user
Stop looking at other girls.
>>580858707banana fiend
>>580858596What inherits are you using?
>>580858707She cute. I liked her a lot more than I expected out of the blue
>>580858859Dacchis...
>>580858859brickedbwo....
>>580858752>>580858882I mean, you are not exactly wrong, so I'll just ask, can we start training for the next CM already or is there anything in between we have to wait for?
clippety tippety clop
>>580859065No, you can start now
>>580858859
>>580858859>no taishins in my clubDamn...
>>580858859 >deleted
>>580859001in my current ace I only managed to get enough SP for triumphan pulse, but I regret it now and I am trying to get angling scheming and special chud one
>>580859062bricked doesn't have anyone with a taishin pfp. i checked on chrono
Drama?
>>580859065Definitely, it's the comfiest time to start strategizing and looping for next CM, you just need to mentally checked out of this one first
>>580858859>1 Taishin in my club
i don't even need to check. it's ugay&co
>>580858249THE HEROTHE SLAUGHTERER OF UMAS7 KILL STREAKTHE GLORIOUS MIDGET TIT COW
>>580858859Fuck off. He's mine
>>580859024Can't be dacchis they're all old
>48 races won>no caratsHmmmm I'm nyooooticing
>>580859365they have 1, but i don't think that guy is a bottom faggot judging from the name
>>580858596Thats the deck i have been using and i was able to hit UF3 on my Bijin(10% spd, 20% guts). Stat wise you look fine, except that you should be able to get 1200 Wit on a good run. Speed, Stam and Power look about the same as mine, not much you can do there on a 0% pwr growth bum
>>580858859>There is a Taishin in my clubAIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
umamusume crotch to mouth
already gave up my first run I love this scenario so much
Stop replying to deleted posts you're not supposed to do that!
last autumn festival with kino archery was better the mean old lady in this one should die
cum umanko pregnant
>>580859527oh well, I will just keep repeating for the sake of getting a skill I missed and if I get something better then good, if not I'm fine
umamusume more like umamusume
I fucking hate all of you
What race is for today's shard?
I love all of you.
Messy bed squeaking sex with Super Creek
>>580858583>lesbian
>>580860203Tenno Sho Autumn. Had to check the facebook page. Fucking stupid global admin.
7 and we all die in 7 hours
fuck I wanted to start checking the next long CM but I need super creek LB3 first, the banner is the 15th right? I'm sitting at lb0...
>>580860276Same but in a very gay way.
AIR GROOVE LOOKS LIKE THAT?
>>580860327
>>580860451I'm in the same soup, this creek will last me for years so it's worth it
>>580860502
>Have to do three runs to finish all JBC missionsThis one is shittiest race mission.
>>580860557
>>580860680Just auto with ogli
https://poal.me/7hr3a1https://poal.me/7hr3a1https://poal.me/7hr3a1
>>580860680do the fanruns for danchud
>>580860680Just do a clanker Pasa run, bwo. It only takes two.
>>580860502I recognize that art style, Belko my beloved
>>580860781makes you think
>>580860920that you're a pedophile?
>>580860781>37 people fapped to this whore
>>580858396Bros pls join, i like this idead and this poster
>>580861178I only have normal shitty TT umas though
>>580861284I do too, and i joined!
>>580861178I'm making the uma right now
>>580861178I have not built a Long uma since Hanshin Hell
>>580861178what is even an autistic build
I fapped to king halo and ruby NTR doujinsojou-samas NTR...
>>580858249I want to suck on her big fat cowuma milkers all night
This run'll be glue too
>>580861482What does Dober glue smell like?
>>580861482>using the feminazi
what if the golden gen was redesigned
>>580861727yea?
>>580833145>CB does not make it easythe only thing CB makes easy is loving CB
>>580861781I saw old Suzuka design, i like it more
>>580861661Not sure. Tried to smell it and the next thing I knew 35 hours had passed and I was sore all overBears further testing
>>580861727Dober is not a feminazi She just can't help herself around her Trainer. Or fellow weirdos. The rape isn't done out of hate, it's with love.
Didnt get med s
Maya! Maya! Maya! MAYA!Maya Flower Sweepy!Ah Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! Good smell…Kunkun(sniff-sniff)Nhah! I wanna Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff) Maya-tan's(tan = chan: add arfter first name) fluffy wedding dress! Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff)! Aha!Mistook! I wanna mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Puffy Fluffy Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Karikarimofmof! Cuincuin(onomatope)Maya on training event was Cuuuutteeee! aa!…aaa…Ahaa!FAnnn!Congratulation 1st concert was on air! Flower-tan! Cute! Sweep-tan! Cute! Ah!Precious Treasure Box was bought and I'm happ… NooO! NyaaaN! Gya(Aarrghhh)!Gahhhaaa! Mile S is not real! Oh…Speed Star and Professor of Curvature is too…A c e R u n I s N o t R e a l? Nyaaan! Uwaa!Getchaaaa! Noooo! Haaan! Uwwwwwa!This! Fxxk! I give up! I give up such a real(life)…te…what? Look? Performing Maya-tan is looking at me?Dancing Sweepy-tan is looking at me ! Flower-tan is watching me! Cute Flower-tan is looking at me!Maya-tan on concert is watching me! I feel relieved… The world is not that bad!Iyahhooooo! Maya is with me! I did it, Kety! I can do it!oh, uma's Maya-chaaANnnn!!! NooOOOoo!!AhAnaahaana, Ms MAYA! Sweep, SWEEEPYYYY! NISHINOOO! KIDS!UUtUuuUUU! May my wish to Maya! To Maya on Magical Flower Jets!
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
>>580861874Fuck off, Taro
Sprinter Stakes entries are out
1st anniversary soon
Dober's armpitsDober's boobsDober's feetDober's thighs Dober's ears
>>580861951>>>/u/
Digitan LOVE
jige doko
>>580862317Dober tummyThe hidden treasure
>>580862434Wow she actually looks cute in this
>>580862634Needs to be an alt
>>580862073honestly if I hadnt missed out on med S I'd have settled with this powerlet.
Today is the day...Finally. Mackie has literally not lost this race even once. I'm so proud of her.
>>580861951>Or fellow weirdosthey still haven't interacted once in all these years
Cannot stopping masturbating
Equinox when?
>>580863098Based Mackie enjoyer
>>580863098Don't
>>580863098Peak
doto just placed 11th in the daily legend race… now digitan is 1 more day away…
>>5808631695
>>580863479SHE GOOFED UP?!
What's it like to wake up next to an Umawife?
>>580863562Wife Groove...
>>580863539Kill footfags
bro chill
Dreamed about an /uma/bf again
Guess which pink procced twice and which one didn't at all
late meta when?
>>580862207>hates good wholesomenessmust be American
>>580863826Tomorrow
>>580863826You can always be LATE GAMBLE GOD
>>580863813The one you wanted the most
>>580863826Never, now stop posting ugly boys
>>580863098I'm 3 days behind you SOON
Consider the following:
>>580863826L'Arc and beyond
>>580863562Mommy
>run starts>i get events from not mine cardsYeah i'ts a glue run
>>580864019Mejiro tummy...
>>580863563>>580863479DUMBASS DOTO He's too busy being a dirty old man
>>580863562If she ever gave me that look I'd fold instantly
>>580864072I wish we could turn that off. I'd even pay for that
>>580864019>we never get a Palmer alt with this outfitfucking criminal, I'd blow 200 pulls and count it lucky. missed opportunity, Cygames
>>580864210Intern-kun.
>>580864210>paid to turn off events from not yours cards>get zero events from yoursThanks for your money i guess
>>580864019She's ugly tho
>>580863826Festa's ahoge
>>580864019
>>580864072bwo like just buy the support event chain frequency songs???
Palmer got the best Mejiro tummy
>>580864349Ugly uma
>>580863958ding ding dingIt's glue anyways because I didn't get the speed inherits, but it sure would be a nice placeholder if I got long S, since capping speed in mediums/longs is a rare occurrence for me.
>>580864349Mejiro wifeLine breakthrough, more like ovum breakthrough
>>580858859he's married
Banchou cute
>>580864458When is his next race?
>>580864458>Still not workingI give upjust have a normal webm
>>580864570Yanko cute. He really is a cute horse
>>580864559Banchou love
Why do some horses act like big dogs?
>>580864565Jockey Club Gold Cup on the 18th this month>>580864653Horses are weird dogs
>>580864391THAT DOES NOTHINGIVE LITERALLY HAD RUNS WHEREIN 2 CARDS FINISH THEIR CHAINS IN THE PRE-DEBUT, AND RUNS WHEREIN I HAVE 5 OR 6 SUPPORT CARD UP BUFFS AND NOTHING FINISHESITS A PLACEBOTHERE ARE NO RATE UPS
>>580864653if you think about it, all umas are either dog umas or cat umaswith cat umas being the best, same applies to irl animals not only honses
>>580864570Weird dogDoes he bite?
>>580864653Because they are domesticated animales
>>580864732rigged gate draw
5 pc. chicken nuggets, large sized fries, a big mac and a coke float... at 12 midnight. Fug.
>>580864849teiobwo...
>>580864779only donuts
>>580864849Danchou...
>>580864849>no piccoward
>>580864849
How many runs do you guys usually glue every day? Because for me it’s lately been 4/5 borrow runs glued and the one that isn’t glued is a useless minroll anyways and I still don’t have an ace
>>580864849Famished after your hike, bwo?
So, if Forever Young wins the Jockey Club Gold Cup, wins the Breeders' Cup Classic (again), and somehow wins the Arima Kinen, how badly is he going to be milked on a scale of 1 to Kitasan Black?
>>580864019Palmer and her stupid sexy body
New Yanko titshttps://files.catbox.moe/9o4wrh.png
>>580864732I hope he picked up Lucky Seven
>>580865015yesterday I glued 3, usually after first inspo if things went way too badI'm still doing the first one today, hoping it doesn't suck
paamanko
>>580864898Ebayan will probably have multiple food events like Oguri and McQueen
>>580865015yeah I'm having the same experience
>>580865015for ace runs, in GL 1 out of 5 borrows turn into a potential uma for CM and it's usually not that goodI only use borrows nowadays because if I used my own made parents I'd run out of carats before I made something good
Is Nepo umanko good for you?
>>580865015I usually try to finish runs because it's fun but sometimes rng just fucks me up so absurdly hard that I can't even buy 3 songs in junior year, that's only when I glue
>>580863826I’m going to do triple late from now until I die of old age
>>580865015Usually 3/5 get glued
>>580864559So fvcking trve
My club didn't lose rank today!!
>>580864872
>>580865015what happens most of the time when you glue? can't buy 3 songs, or no TE in the roster?
>>580865520Yay!
>>580865537
>>580864570>>580864872yanko just seems like a chill dudebet he’s gonna be great at fan service post retirement
>>580865092Holy! Anymore?
>>580865657My orange tyrant...
>>580865545nta but for me it's some kind of mix of light hello not showing up, not being able to buy songs and jobbing a junior race too hard to not have the fan count to race the next G1. Add in a failed training or two and the run is dead.
>>580865657horses don't poop
You have 100m fans already right?
>>580865545low rainbows mostly
>>580865657>smells pile of shit>adds more shit to it>goes to smell it againWhy is he like this?
>>580865046JCGC and BCC do not matter that much now. He already is the strongest dirter in Japanese history, but winning Arima Kinen would skyrocket interest even more, because then breeders can just throw any high-quality mare, no matter if dirt or turf, at him and expect great thingsI would say that even if he didn't run this year and instead retired erlier he would probably get 150-200 mares in his first season. If he wins all the races he has left it would most certainly be 180-220 or more (considering that he is fine with long travel, they might consider making him a shuttle stallion?)
>>580865901I guess its like double checking on the stove or lights.
>>580865871Just about
this game is not good
>>580865657DUMB
A+ powerlevel is so low you can run hybrids and itll work
>>580865901Gold genes.
>>580865669nyo
>>580860781>air groove that high
>>580866229I NEED HER
>>580866143
>>580866229What a cow
>>580866143>>580866330Feisty Yanko (tits), precciate your art, Anon!
>>580866229>oversleepingNon-canon!
>>580866538Sex ruined her schedule
>Maya either wastes her Fast Learner event two turns into the run or forgets to trigger it brat
Would Yanko be the first pure dirt JRA hall-of-famer if he were to be inducted (which he will)?
Air Shakur? More like Thug Shaker
>>580866825
>>580866792The JRA doesn't have any full dirt horse in their hall of fame? that's so racist...
“Belmont Park is the best complex for training now in North America.”High praise from racing manager Hiroshi Ando after FOREVER YOUNG trained over both the Tapeta and main track Saturday morning.>>580866792yep, there are only turf, mixed (all dirt -> turf) and (two) jump horses in the HOF right now
>>580867015d*rters don't deserve rights
remember when dailies were worth 30 carats
>>580866086I thought my aces were strong for this CM and I am winning rooms with them but yours still sims over 1 length better than mineBack to the drawing board, I guess
>>580866792Would he be considered pure dirt if he runs Arima?
how do you keep your horses at or below a+ for open league? do you just not run any ssrs?
>>580867161they really should've done 75 from the start, accelerated sched would make sense
>>580867194dont trust the sim, trust your results.Sim is fucking useless for anything but stamina and even then they've made like 3 different sims because of stamina controversy
>>580867335>stamina controversythe what
>>580867245if he wins - noif he loses (hard) - yes
>>580867224Damn, Brian is that big?
>>580867245The way I see it it depends on whether he wins/places or not
>>580867395basically whether you need 800 stamina for miles, 900 + gold for mediums, and 1200 + 2 golds for longs, or whether that's bullshit and 600/850/1000 + gold is enough.
>>580867395the reason there are like 4 different simulators is because they all have different stam calculations and no one can fucking agree on which one is the correct one
>>580867483She's shorter than expected and it makes her tits relatively bigger.
>>580867306Limit your stats so you can fit more skills and use a rating estimator to know what you can fit to still be below 14500 score>>580867335>dont trust the sim, trust your results.>Sim is fucking uselessI might need to redo my aces anyways because I am banking on not a single debuffer showing up. I have won against some in rooms but I am running 850 stam with no recoveries and two lottery tickets
>>580867224So thats where all that meat goes, huh?
>>580867306don't train skills until the career ends so you can check which skills you can take with your final stats and use a calculator
>>580867585850 stam is too low in debuffer environment. You wont be able to greed, 900 and a reliable gold saves you from all but the worst rooms
German efficiency...
You lost me.
anyone got a korean guide for cm20? those often seem to work best
>>580867754Dia-chan wouldn't do this...
>>580867691>900stm+gold>2200m racewhat the hell is going on in open league
Did V get banned yet?
>>580867982we've reached the event horizon where getting A+ is an active choice so the only people left are demons
>>580868086he seems to live rent free in your head when are you going to ban him from there?
>>580858396only 3 cuties left28858551pls join28858551stupid /uma/ long race for fun
>>580868129scary...
>>580868181uh oh v melty
>third run>no med SNoticing
>>580867585gropano lickey
>>580868214I don't understand what the requirements are...
>>580868129this one would probably easily get to A finals in graded kek
>>580868320CB feels like she's got some sort of autism
>>580868129open leaguers are shameless fiends, literally bullying newfriends for a couple of carats
>>580868363Just bee urself and join with an uma that can win
yanko career will be similar to urala with arima humiliation at the end
>>580868214bro stop crying pls, it's making my cry too
>>580867934>FRONT CMAIIIEEEEhttps://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=294046https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=293973https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=293948
>>580868424im working on it
>>5808683632500mArima KinenLongMinimum requirements: 1601 speed / 1100 stamina / 1300 power / 601 guts / 1300 wit, 2 gold recoveries
>>580867585>>580867306>>580867678It's handy to have a notion of specific and capped stat targets in mind while you're playing, and to have some sense of how many bonus points you'll be getting from the URA finals and epilogue(s). Stat cost more as they get higher and one training can increase your ranking by a ton.As a concrete example, between 1200 and 1250 costs ~8.2 rank points per stat point... every 30 points of speed will normally get you one white skill, but really not much improvement in top speed. You might have reasons to want to go over, but they'd better be good, since the cost keeps going up as you get higher.Also, obviously, use a calculator.
>>580868214ARIGATO EVERYAAAANNEROOM FULLSPECTATORS CAN HAVE FUNLET'S GOI LOVE ALL OF YOU
if you want to bother, it is really easy to make good open league aces in MANT
>>580868786>Ryan Shut up faggot
i like speakis
>>580868626Trying my creek with like 6 recovery skills
>>580868689>>580867306General statline for A+ is 1200/x/800/x/800, with X being the minimum stam and guts requirement for the track, less if you have a reliable recovery unique which is rare.this gives you room to get everything you need like accels and powerful midgame whites.
>>580868214>some dude brought 3 umaslolalso this one is funny, I never saw so many S aptitudes
>>580868854dont say that...
Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur Shakur
>>580869014Mambwo...
Would you rather have sex with umama or with kitasan
>>580868786>>580869014>Mood:awfulI JUST LOST FUCK YOUI FUCKING HATE RYAN TOO FUCK YOU
>>580868214>>580868786>random moodswhat is wrong with you
>>580869109Would I rather have sex with a cute and sexy female (Kitasan) or a troon? Really makes me think....
>>580858474How much longer until I can have se- I mean train this gremlin?
I hope you guys have a Marvelous Sunday
FINALLY got one worth a damn with the right blue/pink combo and some good whites. Been using all my borrows for like a week now on this.
>>580869186it's a 4fun race dude
>>580869242soon, november or late october
>>580869345It wasn't fun.
>>580869020Shaka (*´ω`*)
>>580869345it was fun ngl
>>580869413I was happy to see some Machitans, so I had fun
>>580869413I ate shit and thought it was fun
first round of CM 19 aces test764366877643668776436687they better not disappoint
raping spirit
>>580869281>not just tracing over the original Superman picSoullessThe dumb latinx edits are funnier
>>580869345If my trainee is sad I'm sad too
Congrats to the Podium Finishers of the /uma/ stupid long race in arima kino (trademark pending)
>>580869508Prepare for disapointment
>>580869560being such a soppy cunt isnt very marvelous of you
>>580869281Sunday always makes me feel depressed.Marvelous Sunday always makes me feel aroused.Never had both at the same time.
>>580869217the thing about being intersex is that in 99% of cases what happens is that your penis stays small but you have female fat distribution specifically on your legs and thighs and assa picture of fine motion for no reason
>>580869573thank you for hosting! I will simply pretend like that Dia was mine
>>580869573that was so close, but it was fundo it again next week but with the proper bad conditions of the track
>>580869669There's a big difference between transexual and intersexual anon
>>580869868Ive had sex with multiple of each there's hardly any notable difference, said Air Shakur
>>580858249love big/huge titslove anime tatslove short stacks
I decided to fork over the statues for the tokens. Vodka is so fucking cool.....
>>580869932You are insane and deranged, evil even.
the thighs the franchise was built around
>>580869573>Dia beating KitaAs it always should be.
>>580868470But in her case they'll bend reality to make it a good thingMark my words
>>580868786Sending you invisible hugs brocho
>>580869573Fun race. IMO the uma races held right after IRL race are always super fun and I haven't been in one in a while so it was nice.
>>580869997Happy for you, newfriend. In the end its all about the cute umas anyway.
>>580869573>l lost>check whyNaruhodo...
>>580870143>its all about the cute umasbut he was posting Vodka
>>580869669>small penis>chubby thighs (even though I do cardio daily)>round assWtf I'm intersex???
>>580869508Don't like how they left bourbin to rot upfront while letting pace chasers in, another745440487454404874544048
>>580870237you're cute too, Scarlet, no need to get mad
>>580870237Vodka is really cuteTho I like Daiwa more, since you post cow
>>580870257idk probablyhave you ever checked? Some parents just choose to ignore it
Lobby?? I need to check something1959835319598353
>>580870210my lates somehow always end up kidnapped by ends in these races
Vokda is the coolest mare.
uma umas an uma uma uma an umas an uma umamusume
>>580869791Next sunday I'll remove the random mood (I like gambling but I understand why some anons got mad at it) and change the track conditions.
>>580865657Why is the Gold clan so retarded?
>>580870634Personally I am advocating for random mood, I think it's funny
>>580870634that's kinda nice of you
>>580865657Big doggo theory getting more and more real...
which side white trainer
>>580870391Vodka mare...
>>580867754Dia do this everyday
>>580870634I fucking hate Twin Turdo!
>>580870835Kitasan every day. I don't trust Eps*tonos.
>>580870835Diamondo!
>>580870470Insane
>>580870719It's like the worst part of cm which is the second round lmao so it's more accurate
>>580869932yeah that does indeed sound like something she'd say and do.
>>580870835I wouldn't want to disappoint either of themso BOTH
>>580870281gunned down the straight, another room973355359733553597335535
>>580870402Meh, I don't mindMy partner says it looks cute anywaysWould be funny if it was true tho
>>580870237>>580870360
>>580870924
>>580870835Kita will drain my semen every day and give me smooches every nightDia will too but with an industrial penis milking machine in the underground of Satono stateKita every day I want kids
Urara sexo
>>580871129That was a good episode. I would like more parent/child funnies
>>580870634Are you bringing back the marvelous sunday races? Or are those still a thing and I just haven't been around for them?
>>580870835Kitasan is definitely more sexo here, but she's way too extroverted for me. Plus Diachan has nice tits and lots of money, so I'll surrender to her.
>>580860327>squeakingDon't you mean "creeking"?
>>580871274take me to the island
>>580871129>vodka's dad is a really cool chuuni who's BFFs with a (debatably) cooler uma (Kris S)>scarlet's dad is reddit tachyonnuff said.
>>580871379
game is deader than it was during the deadest time of mant
>>580871256
>>580871393>No diamond on Diamond
Almost been a week already. Time sure flies.
>>58087108610 minutes left, last room
>>580871559Still having fun, I hope?
>>580871512what the fuck I didnt even noticeam I a fake fan?
>>580871559It does when you're having FUN!Enjoy your first week and this lovely Sunday!
>>580860781I haven't really fapped to any of these but I did have a wet dream of Rice Shower riding me, does that count?
>>580871267>Are you bringing back the marvelous sunday races? No, not really, it was just a coincidence and something fun to shake up the thread a little.>Or are those still a thing and I just haven't been around for them?No, people do club races and random CM testing mostly.
>>580869573Thanks for the fun room bwo
>>580868129It's not quite as scary without the finishers, but that's still a beast.It sims at ~1L behind my Dober but the umalator is always overly generous towards her so I'd still give the edge to Xog.
Done with your aces yet? If so, you may join Rudolf in her office for a special reward.
>>580871743M-maya, your skirt!
>>5808710866/9 5 minutes left
>>580860781>there are umas BELOW Mejiro Ryan
>>580871267Marv Sunday happened last week
>>580871976I'll jump in at 17 if there's no others but my comp is kind of a pushover
>>580871976It better not fill when I open the game now
>>580860781why do you hate her, /uma/?
>>580860781bamboy memory I am your STRONGEST warrior-ssu
>>580872303I like her, but she is not fap matierial bwo, she is a wife material bwo
No one will bring stamina debuffers to Arima Kinen, right?
>>580860781Fuku that high feels so strange to me.
>>580872415Opera mare...
>>580872303She cucked me out of an uma I actually wanted
>>580872438I bring nothing but Stamina debuffers to Arima Kinen.
>>580872415*punts her into the stratosphere*Haha oops
>>580872438nah, you are safe bro
>>580872031I mean, Ryan has some good pair...
>>580872303I don't hate her, I nothing her.
>>580872415
>>580872378she's one of the few umas who has 0 romantic moments with ANYONE, wdym
>>580871559Wishing that you continue to enjoy the game
Will Cygames ever let us add accesories to our umas?I've got one idea that will make Mejiro Ryan the prettiest most perfect uma around!
my goat...
>>580871086my fronts are so non-interactive what the fuck, might have to use the rabbit for this CM instead. Thanks for joining anondacchis
>>580872445I want to marry Fuku and have lots of babies with her
>>580872910this is the first time I've seen a shake it out proc win me a race, thanks for hosting
>>580872031She's got a good pair of tits I'll give her that. I've masturbated to her
>>580872901>makes everyone seethe in rage>breaks the charts in thers of money makingI kneel
>>580872910Fuck, Doto didn't make it. Good race though. Thanks for hosting.
>>580872968And blessings upon you and your auspicious union. I just don't see much in the way of fuckability when I see her.
>>580872303not finding her sexual doesn't mean I hate herI don't even have her either
>people HAVE fapped to RyanI don't believe there's anything made of her that's fap worthy y'all just trolling
>>580872901>mindbreaks shadai
>>580872901our fuarking hero....
>>580873207imagine ever telling a woman "I like you, but I wouldn't fap to you"that kind of blow can turn them suicidal
>>580872901>IRL fucks up every bet by always winning>In game wants to race for not being the best, but making her whole generation the bestOne of the most based horse in both universes
>>580873490translation in their minds>you love the sweet lies i tell you but you hate my real bodyMust be tough
Give your trainee a reward if she wins any of the Triple Crown races!
>>580873490Say this to your coworkers to OWN them mentally! Be the ALPHA male!
What determines which training gives which stats? I've noticed that for the tech you learn, it seems to be in order like speed is dance and whatnot but occasionally there are stats missing. And I've noticed on multiple occasions where friendship training for spd and wit have the exact same two things but in reverse order.
>>5808729012nd biggest fraud of them all (1st is obviously Rudolf)Imagine your gen being so painfully mediocre that the closet challenger is a direct downgrade in every possible aspect
>>580873490A girl once told me that she could never imagine us having sex. Was a bit of a mood dampener
>>580873675melty
>>580873675slander can't unrape you
>>580873674It's completely random sometimes or when you need it the most, but Speed is usually DA, Stam is PA, Power is VO, Guts is VI, and Wit is CO.
>>580873690it means she has imagined you raping her
>>580873674The tokens? Each stat has a prefered token e.g. Co on wit in most cases. But it can change from turn to turn.
>>580873690>>580873782Yeah, but in the ass so it doesn't count as sex
>>580873675Opera's generation wasn't that bad, the problem is that it came right after the golden gen.You're right about Rudolf though.
>>580873675
>>580873637either way, she'll take the reward whether I want it or not
>>580873675imagine caring about keiba at all when it didn't affect you in the slightestactually the raped
imagine if uma had this kind of fanservicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7z_0K7W29I
Which horse that was hyper-dominant in their era was actually hyper-dominant in their era and not a fraud due to a weak generation
>>580874145Why not just play a porn game?
>>580872540>>580872571I hope whoever thought 564 was a good idea gets swept away by a tsunami and torn to bits by sea life.
>>580874190Narita Brian, the only legit triple crown winner.
>>580874190Grass Wonder triple Grand Prix
>>580874247Evo skills and general flood of SPs will make it less viable in the future (tm)
>>580874145>Imagine if uma was focused on this kind of fanservice and as a result not at all on keibaI wouldn't be playing it then
>>580860781We do like older women here.
>>580874145Imagine how fucking cucked the devs are that the only good swimsuit umas were the first with Maru/Spe and the latest one with Pandora and Seiun
I like Kawakami Princess.
>>580874145having 99% of characters be addicted to saying stupid shit is good enough fanservice
>>580874473faggot
So how are Lates doing for CM19?
>>580874521enough to marry her?
>>580860781I guess I'll have to masturbate to Bobo and Air Groove to see what's all this fuss about.
>>580872303>Being one of the few who jerk off with BambooIn her defense, she doesn’t have much material. I hope her summer alt changes that once it hits global
Opera is one of the funniest umas in the game I love her
You can samefag all you want, I'm still not clicking on your IP grabber poll
>>580874775>Cute, Sexy, Strong, Hardworking, SillyYes, of course I would.
>>580874521Needs more porn of her.Preferably getting fucked alongside Halo.
>>580874779Bobo was the first uma i spanked it to
>>580870835We promised each other we would show more appreciation so I kissed my trainee on her lips and now she's blushing! Dia-chan love!
Can I have some game advice?I'm trying to make a strong Kitasan for the arima kino, but all the ones Ive made so far have honestly been really shityou guys have any secrets? I have pretty good support card selection but she feels cursed>shit stats in general>EXTREMELY shit power>Borrow slot always feels like I could have picked something better
>>580874935many are saying this.
>>580873675Dotokeks....
>>580874981>oh nyoooo my ipshut up nerd nobody is interested in your indonesian data
>>580874787This is what Bricked members saw before Hayashi ditched them
sadly opera is not wife material
>>580875136>bricked taken over by opera>Mambo taken over by fukuwhat's with orange uma fans and having discord mod complexes?
>>580875214>she many times propose to you during her career>not wife material???
>>580875214>he doesnt know
>>580875098Whats your deck? I feel like with Tach/Maru/LH/FM/Cb/Creek and power sparks you shpuld be getting something decent
>>580875098If you played the Pisces CM, copy that. Long Kitasan was solved there and you only need to add 200 speed to that.
>>580872901>>580873586>>580874935>incredible sense of humor>gasses up herself and everyone around her>purposefully plays the villain role to motivate her opponents>unmatched aura>cute glass cannonwhat CAN'T she do
>>580875341I have used that deck except using seiun wit instead of CBI mean to be very clear this could be a skill issue on my art
>>580875309>>580875335proposing to you doesn't make her wife material. the truth is she simply wouldn't be a good wife
>>580875415Wasn't that in MANT? Can't really copy that since MANT shit free stamina on you (and you could use power cards)
>>580875449Win 2001 Takarazuka Kinen
>>580875449Grow out her hair, apparently. Then she could be fuckable.
>>580875478Opera is great with kids and cares a great about her trainer. She may be boisterous and eccentric, but she would make a good wife. I can picture it.
>>580875449Have sex without crying
>>580875470Seiun instead of CB shpuldnt bee too much of a downgrade. Idk I think you're just experiencing GL rng. Like you've probably already noticed, Kita NEEDS those power sparks (and the power bonus songs) because with no growth and having 20% speed bonus disincentivizes you bringing a third speed card and praying you get power that way. Not a skill issue I assume and just the scenario being doo doo dogshit
>>580875835Opera mare...
>>580875449Be a good sire
>5 borrows>one med S>it's shitdamn...
>>580875979He was just a sensitive man...
>>580872303
>>580876065He is literally me
When you think of an Opera slayer, you might think of Doto, Digitan, Cafe or Pokke.But there is only one name that makes her piss and shit herself in fear. The first one to strike down the overlord at her peak.
>>580875651Villainous
>>580876159This is the new Umamusume Genuine
>>580875098i've done a few early cm20 ace attempts, building for long sucks ass in GL no matter how good your cards are. this is my best one so far statswise, but much room for improvement. 16* stam parents
>>580876314TOUHOU DREAM?!
>>580876159me when the sorter showed sakura chitose o
how many cm's left for GL3?
>>580876314>9th favorite>wins>2nd and 3rd are also low odds winners>Opera does not place>low stakes raceBlatant Yakuza operation
>>580875134>>580875136>currenfags are slowly multiplyingkinda grim
who do you think has the best casual outfit?for me its tama
>>580875835now I need to find actually opela O porn because this gave me an instant hard on. fuck you
>>580876314>beats Air Shakur, TM Opera O, and Agnes Flightfuark...
>>5808766504 leftCM19 is kyoto 2200mCM20 is arima kinenCM21 is chukyo 1200m (unity sprint cm repeat)CM22 is tokyo dirt 1600m (unity dirt cm repeat)
>>580876830Orenji
>>580876796>slowly
https://hakuraku.moe/notes/new-age-umamusume-dataframe accurate race simulator
>>580876650Yeppers
>>580872901The IRL horse did not deserved the hate, he even got rocks thrown at him, keibafags will forever have this tarnishing their reputation forever.
>no borrowsRip, i hate this game let me play
Her name is Yuki.
>>580876159do NOT talk shit about yaeno muteki here.
>>580877104just get two good parents for unlimited tries
>>580876876I might run a dirt Pearl for the sprint
>>580877206Now that's impossible
>>580876830It's so damn cute and girly.Perfect for the gorilla princess.
>>580876830My silly wife looks so serious and elegant and I love her
>>580876516You don't need that much Stam
>>580876940This is not a good thing.
Play 1 lobby with me pls3662040936620409
>>580876940@Umagrok dumbify it please
>>580877489seductively lickable tummy window
Where's all the Rob Roy pics?
>>580876830
>>580877714Perfect for my peepee
If we ever get a Doto/Opera manga I hope they present Opera losing Toho Dream as ntr with Doto looking crushed from the sidelinesEven better if her spiral eyes become empty
>>580877396is 1100 + a gold too much? i thought it would be the minimum to be safe assuming 1600 speed
>>580876830I like Suzuka's. It's simple but has a good balance of sexo and cute.
Hello anon is your Uma game fun and umazing
>>580877562global cheaters have figured out how to run the race simulation exactly how the server does it
>>580877912I would but sexually
I LOVE crazy umas
>>580877964fuck off patchouli
>>580877674here
>>580877964Patchouli Knowledge!No.
One more??2347339023473390
>>580877924Even 800 + Gold is enough, 900 if you wanna be safe
Post VILLAINS
>>580876830whoever wears tight pants
>>580877964Yes but also no
>>580877964If you ignore the PVP part, yes.>>580877976Thank you Bourbon
>>580878064Based haglover.
>>580877912We are getting a doto/opera manga after the vodka/daisca manga, truuuuust me. it's true.
>>580878198
>>580877964YES
>>580876830insane hag sex
>>580878269DOTO IS NOT A VILLAINNO PROOF
>>580878214holy sex
post brown please
>>580878405look in the mirror you fucking nigger
>>580878405if you insist
>>580878109
ACCELERATE
>>580878105>no one joiningOh no...2347339023473390
>>580878304
>>580876940wow what a release i probably influenced this a bit eheheheheh
>>580878405>>580878302
>>580878571>fulli logged in for nothing
https://jiggie.fun/tFkksNhttps://jiggie.fun/tFkksN
>>580878405Sure
>>580878613troona would not be an e whore.
>>580878064creek and maruzensky's outfits are a bit too flashbang for me but god fucking damn is biwa's outfit ever stylish
>>580878804Sorry bwo..
What's this marker?
PACE GAWDS WE ARE SO BACKENDKEKS ARE DOOMED
>>580878973free star pieces
EVERY SINGLE CAREERWHY IS THIS EVENT SO COMMONTHREE FUCKING WIT
>>580878973if you run it and win you get to have sex with tamamo cross
>>580878973run the race for free piecesalso woooooooo tama pieces
>>580878998>lates have a higher winrate than frontfrontcucks..
>browser cookies cleaned because of chrome fuckery>back to multiple captchaFuck my life
I'm sorry to all Hogs... she is hard to build...
hog on my cog
Hate cryersHate tanukisHate babydachisHate rabis
>>580878405k
>>580879104at least you didnt get ganked by Halo and -20 energy
>>580878225>vodka/daisca mangaYour Starting Gate bwo?
>>580879130its okay this general will STILL insist they're super good
>>580879170just buy a pass bwo
>>580878405
>>580879180Can you post that Bobo's deck and build? Please.
>>580879130Every shitter can build a Late that gets lucky but only a few trainers are talented enough to build Fronts that can win
Are umas that have a lot of racing requirements worse off for GL? I feel like I didn't get to do anything with Bakushin O
>>580879278Pass GOD... I kneel
>>580878998>>580879130Let me guess, the pace chaser is Oguri and the End closer is also Oguri, meanwhile lates are mostly dom and stam debuffers.Front runners really are the only honest style.Late main btw
>>580879407yeskitasan black gets fucked over in GL because she has so many races
>>580879407anything that races a lot after last concert seems badi also noticed it on bakshin bakshin bakshin
>>580879104for me it's getting ganked by Admire Vega or Seeking The Pearl coming off the top rope to airdrop me 20 to 30 energy
>>580879435>>580878405
>>580879303Why can't black girls look like this...
>>580876830I don't know why it looks so hot to me but it never fails at it.
>>580879435HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>snatch any team you want>run it in the true server replicated simulator (tm) 1 gorillion timesTHE GASLIGHTING DAYS ARE OVERA NEW GOLDEN AGE OF UMAS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN
>>580879330
>>580878553Not long ago I made a post saying how we needed a tool to simulate races so we don't need to keep doing room matches. Glad I was not the only one with this opinion
how about instead of vibe coding some stupid race prediction software these retards finally make good AI porn video generators
We need evil umas
>>580878225>vodka/daisca mangaI always thought it would be more fitting to have a manga centered on Vodka and her entire career, rather than one focused on her rivalry with Scarlet. But I guess that’s Cygames’ fault for the way they characterized both of them
>>580879459nyes
Why would you simulate the fun out of the game? At this point you can just watch the stories on youtube and then play pretend in the simulator?
>>580879550>>580879625>>580879585
>>580879653Huh. The rabbit actually works? Now I want to see the full Hakuraku data.
>>580879798anon 90% of this general just loops/autos while shitposting about mambo or /pol/shit
>>580879798autists and zoomer (same thing) are completely incapable of "simply playing" a game, they need to hyper optimize the fun out of everything they touchwhy do you think they ""watch"" everything at 2-6x speed? everything they do bores them to death, so they need to make up autistic bullshit to make it "enjoyable"
actually whats gonna happen is these guys will find out what will happen if you have a sim and try to evolve the setup. itll just converge to 33% winrate kek. its only good if you maybe sample the opponent umas in cm finals then make a last minute uma
>>580878553>the /racedata page now features a button to resimulate a racegreat now i can resim my finals loss over and over again
I have a theoryIt definitely works for the QEII: Festival Tama cracks that whip and her absurd level of midrace is enough to shoot to first by the final corner and steal angling and scheming from the front runners. It's not just a possible lucky pace, it's a likely one.But is something like that likely to work on the Arima Kinen track too?
I want to FUCK and BREED Buena
>>580879702RAM needs to be wasted on dumb meaningless garbage like this instead of good porn
Bros not having 3 speed cards is fucking miserableeven with a 20% speed growth, the mode just DEMANDS 3 speed
>>580879949people hyper optimising the fun out of games has been a problem for decades
>>580879798>nyooo why aren't you having FUN while every single pigger and brownoid is minmaxxing their CM acesBlame the devs for allowing bullshit like debuffers and releasing broken umas like Hanukkahguri. Can't play for fun when everyone else is making your experience miserable.
Do we actually need 950 stam for the next CM?
>>580880058browns...
>>580880179It's a long CM anon, what do you think?you need 950 and a gold heal BARE MINIMUM
>trainers simulating the 14,000,605 possible futures where they got shat on by hogslop
>>580880086Me too
>>580880175Why are you even playing, if you dont have fun? At that point you should uninstall and leave the thread. Nobody puts a gun to your head and forces you to partake in Uma Musume.
>>580880086>>580880419get in line erp trannies
>>580879882Rabbit is good for Mediums and Longs, esp if you can afford to shove in Nimble in case you get Angling stolen by your Runaway.Gives you an almost perfect .4 accel if you overtake at the right time too
>>580879798people that look up skill stats and requirements are on the same boat. they keep it vague JUST FOR THIS REASON
Another yap fes in Mushoku Tensei
>>580880426Rulership LOVE
>>580879798wasn't there also a github project where they tried to tell you your optimal training choices based on your seed with the actual win/fail chances for each training? or did I hallucinate someone posting about it here
we should just kill and bully them to death like xers and old fucks used to
Why is it so hard to get SS rank on Inari one Festival? Taishin is way easier and worse growth rates, is she bugged?
>>580880526Looking up what some skills do and how they work is something completely different than running 100s of simulation to get a marginal better win rate. Dont try to pretend it is even remotely the same thing
browns only look good when they have the skin color but none of the features browns really have
>>580880554it was a good episode shut the hell up
>>580880839just like that one other color then
>>580880641that was some garbage slop that did nothing this is real slop that does something
man Vodkas unique fucking sucks
>>580881031New friend...you are based for making Lomg Vodka tho
when you finish career you should be able to pick optimum win rate skills based on simulation
>>580862207
>been autotraining whole half of the month>finally try training >instantly regret because of GLI want this scenario to be over already please
>>580874190
>>580881335>mant: killed the game>GL: kills the game more>next french(?) slop: kills it moreits an endless cycle with you fuckers
I finally sat down and transferred over a hundred umas.I feel so cleansed.
>>580880426You don't get it. I like playing the game.Do I like using Eidguri? NO.Do I like using 2 debuffers? NO.Do I like building the exact same ace for everything CM? FUCK NO.But I don't have a choice because unless cygames completely ban debuffers. If I don't do the same I'll get cucked out of group A and plats. You think I wouldn't want to use a Ticket/Fuku/Bakushin team? Of course I fucking do but realistically it's only gonna end up in B finals at most unless I get extremely lucky with a whole lot more grinding.
>>580881263cygames didn't add an in-game parent finder (IN JP) until last month, you think they can go that advanced?
>>580881420braise
I wanna cum to umas today
>>580880846It's just two niggas talking
>>580881632IDIOT
>>580880554stop watching isekai slop
>>580881484I was promised GL is going to be good but was lied to. I just want a fun gameplay like Unity 2.0
>>580881632that's all Monogatari is and that series is goated
>>580881632>NOOOOOOO I HATE TALKING I HATE WRITING GIVE ME BLOOD AND GUTS
>>580875098I have a bad deck so my only option to make her work is to ditch LH and add a 3rd speed card with high TE and also borrow a parent with Unity Cup sparks (power+wit), I can get 900+ power this way, so with a double circle on wet conditions she can work,
>>580881771i assure you no one said GL was going to be good lmfao. i saw just as much dooming for it here during MANT as there was MANT dooming during unity
But I'm having fun with GL.
>>580881484MANT's problem was that it took too long. At least I could still get big numbers during summer.GL sucks because there's nothing to look forward to. For URA there's Meek. For Unity there's summer bombs. For MANT there's weight megaphone trainings.There's no such thing for GL. No big numbers, it's just URA but shit because of the shitty song system. Even worse that training with Light Hello doesn't even guarantee free tokens.
>>580881782Gatari was blessed with a studio that does creative presentations so it never feels boring. Well, I haven't really been watching MT other than S1 so I don't know if S2 made improvements.
>>580880991My wife.
>>580881484GM is worse than GL, but L'ARC is good although it has really big difficulty spikes
New (and good) Alt any day now.
>>580881719shuddup MT is actually very fun
>>580881719I watch slice of life though>>580881798Rather read those parts>>580881782Hmmm. Nyo overrated
>>580882143The porn is good at least
>>580880764I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
Not watching the pedo isekai
>>580882117>GM is worse than GLI hope you are wrong, otherwise there's no way I'm playing that shit.
>>580882156>le overratednot watching something for that reason is so incredibly silly. if you actually watched it, didn't like the thing, and then say that sure. but just randomly going "nah this SEEMS to be overrated and therefore gay" lol
>>580880282why wont hog be beatable they probably know what beats it already. since they have the sim. their current version only lets you pick existing umas. they got the one where you can find what beats hoggers everytime
>>580878209
She's not great. I only ended up with 2.8k sp because I wasnt offered the +2sp song in early y2. But given that it's a hog cm and I'm not going to win against hogs with my oshi team anyway I'm ready to go back to spamming loops and fan runs.
cm19 status?
>>580882271which one
>>580882297I already watched it up to the point the fraud liar guy beat the snake girl. Didn't want to continue anymore with the math girl parts. It's not that good
>>580882347simulating 10000000 races
Good night friends!!
>>580882329sexsexmega ultra sexxkill kil killsexsex
>>580882156>overratedshit taste tbdesu
>>580882329Sounds of Earth is an actual boy, I just can't prove it yet
>>580874190Gentildonna
Here we go again with the retarded bait and the shitposting
>>580882648
>>580882690>>580874190
>>580874190Grass.
Have any of you Japan residing Uma people been to Hokko Tarumae land or whatever village/city she shills for?
>>580874296Brian was racing against cripples and abused horses, bwo. Even Star Blossom doesn't hide this.
>>580882337this is a fucking great dober what are you smoking?
>>580882329I'll sex Cesario. You guys handle the rest.
>>580872438Everybody who brings debuffers are either hardcore metafags or people who have convinced themselves that it's soulful as long as they run their off-meta oshi and those people make up a majority of the playerbase In Graded League so prepare yourself.
>>580882878lol cope grass cuck
>>580882954>Winning is bad>NOO I LOST TO DEBUFFERS REEEEstate of /uma/
>cant do oguri wihtout borrows>But can do YeppersI know what i will do tomorrow at work LMAOOO
>>580874190Deep Impact’s generation was full of injuries and early retirements, but he was an absolute beast
deeply impacting umamusumes
>>580874190>>580882690>>580882794i think the orfevre-golshi-donna rivalry showed she was a strong fucking mare, i'm still sad she's gone...
>>580883109
>>580882278GL's main problem is the speed cap being way too high, forcing you to use 3 speed decks and fucking up your token economy, otherwise it's not THAT badGM has way too many micro mechanics with extreme levels of RNG, the red effect is way better than the other 2, there was no pal/group support when it came out and when it did it broke the game in half and made everything made before useless, and an uma's race schedule can easily glue a run since racing gives tokens GM and Twinkle Legends are easily the worst this game has to offer
>shitter melty about GL again
>>580874190Grass Wonder, unironicallyThe only one undefeated among the Golden Gen (technically Pasa too but her career got cut short)
>>580880554I'm only watching for eris.
no one cares for grass faggotryno one cares for your tiny ass zero tits having BITCHshut up about grass and go touch some REAL grass instead
>>580883057And right on cue the debuffercuck cries as he's called out for being a metafag.Too easy.
>>580882878Brian won all his races by multiple lengths and even broke time records
>>580882912I have a full SSR deck and 18 stam sparks, so the stats arent super impressive (I am quite happy with the power though, got the bonus songs early).It's the 2.8k sp that annoys me most. Imo the skill list is on the shorter side even though there's a decent amount of golds in there.Basically I am just lamenting the fact that the scenario is so high variance that with the exact same setup I could have made a much better uma, even though this one already ticks all the boxes.
>>580882690She dominates me alright
got a 3* ryan with a 2* pump, ready for the rest of my luck today to be atrocious to compensate
>>580879180>she is hard to buildthis is truedoing a xogger requires for every run you do to have specific things happening every single time, and then there is the part where you train herwell, more than hard she's just annoying, people throwing whatever xogger they cook at CM makes winning so easy
Don't get lost in the umamusumaze.
my favorite horse got his career cut short
>>580882090/a/nons complain about the Shaft powerpoint animation but it was oddly fitting for the gabfest plot
>>580883109Your POV while she rapes you.
>>580874190Grass WonderTaiki ShuttleNarita Brian
How about uma musume instead of off-topic /a/ shit
>>580883381>t. Special Chud still seething after the assbeating GOAT Wonder gave him
>>580883525Well endcloser xog is hard to build ok? Especially if you dont have end closer parrents with end skills (i dont)
>Complains about metafagging>No spectate rooms>More excusesA lot of bitch made behavior recently
>>580883812umamusume is anime
>>580882347Made one Opela O that survives 3 murmurs and decided to just start looping for Arima Kinen since I have no long parents. No idea who I'll run though.
Ok V
>>580884124The Super Strong S?
I will definitely run Cafe on Arima KINO
does this look like a dominant uma to you
>>580884169
OK just did my first room matches and how come these retards let end hog push past the ends with daring strike and then also get carryover and perfect proc accel with her unique? Seems pretty retarded and unbeatable to me.
>>580884489i've never seen a japanese gacha that is balanced
>>580884489>push past the endsmeant lates because I guess position is made up when you go further back.>>580884620but how did they screw up this fucking massively and not realize until GM
>>580884489front debuffers are a pretty broken mechanic for compressing the pack and nerfing pace chasers who would normally be very strong. Need a lot of velocity skill stacks to beat it. Runaway might be the only proper counter.
>>580884489unbeatable is unlikely seeing as getting all the right infinity stones for a build is damn near impossibleEase of use needs to be taken into account, most xogs will only run pace and be done with it. End Xogs kinda earn their keep
what if El Condor Pasa had aura?
>>580875098Fronts always have the same problem now: a midroll might as well be a low roll. So a midroll with any other style can easily overtake you. There is no other solution to this unfortunately, but brute forcing a highroll, which also means a lot of glue. Add to that Kita is an awkward position as a front as Vbobo and maru are just straight up better as the sustain front, while Seiun is better as the gamba front.
>restraint sparkKINO
Festa...
>>580884840We keep gambling.
This song never came...
>>580884663I am pretty sure they realized how broken XOguri was after the several medium CMs she dominatedBut they had no intention of changing things until they got ready to sell you other meta Umas
>>580884689so meta anti hog team would be what, suzuka with 2 pacers?>>580884769>le impossible to buildimagine actually believing this crap when fronts had to do the exact same shit for a half as strong strategy as putting your 98% proc rate uma in with 2 lazy debuffers. End hogs dont deserve their bullet any less.
>>580885082>>580884663cygames got shit on for nerfing units in granblue so now they never nerf shit and its been very profitable
they dont know i already have a working uma sim after i got astra to le hackerman the uma servers
>>580885082You know considering the first gm cm is also 2200m they probably did want to wait that long and trick people into buying a selector ticket for her. I'm thinking I hate cygames...
Not even all that hot for an uma, but I still want to fuck her, so I can say I had sex with Paladin Sword.
>>580884775lol it does feel like cygames getting lazy with giving everyone special eyes
>>580884663unironically i think they overestimated how EASY it is for christmas oguri to get 3 recoveries especially because she has 3 AVAILABLE from potential, 2 already from the get-go (1 is technically the gray ver of gourmand) and she has a guaranteed skill to get 2 hints for itthe only excuse for end is that after-school stroll is not guaranteed but with GL you can almost buy it with luck or use sweepy since almost everyone already MLB'd her
>>580885317that's just durandal
Give me pokke...
>>580885096>suzuka with 2 pacersSure. Or Seiun sky.
>>580885439based....
>>580885426
>>580885349end xoguri only has 777 and shake it out which is cope and you should only buy it as flexgetting ASS and 2 more recoveries is so so so so so annoying to do you should try it
everyone says Special week is OP but I've yet to see a special week in rooms for any CM
>Jungle Baguette
>>580885439build?
>>580885439you would have gotten raped if they brought debuffers
>>580885605oh yeah fair, i did try to do one just for fun and started getting ASS consistently but kitasan never dropped corner recovery
>>580885082People crying about Xoguris forget one major thing about them: most of them are built like shit. Encountering a properly built end closer Xoguri is nowhere near as common as people make it believe. There are a lot of "okay" ones, sure, but none of those is something you can't win over by a properly built ace.
I've played less than a dozen manual careers since GL dropped...
>>580885779Your MR CB?
>>580885605You get corner recovery for free, retard.All you need is Uma Stan and ASS
>>580885684>>580885761Maybe. But I have debuffers too, and they don't really work properly in practice rooms anyway. If 564 keen eye hits early, seiun sky is the only one getting debuffed.
>>580885995>>580885995>>580885995
Bwos bwos, when you doing ace, are you buying med skills from shop?
>>580885946How's not having taking the lead
>>580885878in my defense hers is also not guaranteed, but it was more consistent
>>580885878>>580885914*CB agemasens you and you don't get corner recovery*how do you respond to that without sounding mad?
>>580886032Not in the first year, no. I'll do it later if I dont like the other options since the 1 hint variant is cheaper than stats.
>>580885635feeling the aura...
>>580886103Who cares nigger, just do another run.Not to menton Kita giving you Corner/Straight recovery.Acting like a recovery is hard to get is pathetic
>>580886423I didn't say hard, I said annoying."Just start another run and collect everything again" as you say is exactly what you do, and it takes a lot of time until everything works well, that's why it's annoying. Hopefully you don't need borrows and have infinite tp refills for that.
>>580886686It does not take a lot of time at allYou want 3 skills1 of them is as close to free as it getsthe other 2 come from insposThat is not a lot at allEverything else is just chains finishing which is something every style has to deal withThe only thing worth complaining about is shitty Med S rates
>>580888436It's nice to talk about something you haven't done. But I'll concede, it really is that easy.
>>580888637I build Fronts anon, I've been hunting for Groundwork, DD, IW and greens from inspirations for months.Sorry I don't think getting 2 skills from inspirations is hard
>>580889329of course a front main would be autistic enough to continue picking up fights on a dead threadI accept it's not hard, it's something you bitch about because it's annoying and most people wouldn't do it and if they do they half ass it like in the last CM, making fronts is harder in comparison
Uhm no bro it's quite hard to build an XOguri they just have to deal with>support chains not finishing>agemasens>inspirations bricking>losing racesIt's totally not the same as everyone else has to build a uma, ONLY XOguri has to deal with this stuff.. and the payoff? Just hardrolling 90% of your opponents..