>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch Bloodstain: >>580998323
Lardin'
>incestfags were confirmed to be jeetsA surprise no one saw coming
>>581077621And each day more of them get access to the internet and move into your neighbourhood :)
>>581077574ok I'll say it but I'll say it just the once, I don't get it also are you indian?
>>581077872No i am from Bangladesh
mmv/3
mush/3
>>581078387self namedropped xer street shitter paki ass again award
^^ raped terrtroon meltdown
mindbroken and obsessed with mush award
We just started can the tard relax
TOS can you share who you are?
TOS and MOS status? Raped and defeated.TerrGOD and mushGOD status? Victorious and flourishing.
we are the collective owners of your asshole now and forever for as long as you post here terrjeeta get used to it
Mush just won can’t even lie
we are the collective slaves of your cock now and forever for as long as you post here terraryan get used to it
>>581077621There's a reason why Benchod is a common insult amongst jeets
Mush just lost can't even lie
lets go back to talking about the game shall we
>>581077518Sellen is so cute
>Decide to fight Mohg normally>Remembered he has a retarded melee animation where he takes 40 years to swing his weaponYeah, no. I'm lasering this fucking cvck.
What revived the interest in MMV?
>>581078563>>581078776>>581079038>>581079054>>581079460shut it with the mass self namedrops paki uncs
>>581080180New update and vanilla got boring
>>581080445What got updated?
>>581077849Dear god...
>>581079460unironic >>581079054ironic
>>581079460 ironic>>581079054 unironic
Seems the "I'm going to post the opposite of my rapist" poster is intent on killing the thread as fast as possible, such a lame and ultra-raped individual.
>mushjeet self-namedrops so shit scented they killed the threadshiggy
>>581082658The majority were thinking this.
>>581080185>leaves out >>581079196not being very subtle are we
>>581082658no one was thinking this
>>581077518Sellen is my wife
>>581082859your wife is a rock
>>581082890>Bocchi out of nowhere
I'm sorry...
>>581083070Big Schloppa, we need you to save the thread from the threadjeets
Mush is so cool and handsome and skilled...no wonder he's so famous
>>581083070We need you king…
>>581083070what's wrong?
So outside the realm of truth it made the bait too obvious
You people have forgotten basic internet rules such as ''don't feed the trolls'' and ''don't respond to bait''
>>581083950>forgotten Anon...most of the zoomies and thirdies here were never taught those rules to begin with
>>581083950these zoomers came here from reddit they only understand downvotes which they substitute with seething replies
anyone queueing mmv or vanilla
>>581084405Nope, just 2 lolcows trauma-dumping or being used as shitpost bait
>>581084478What? I don't speak threadshitter
>>581084405I'm too busy playing ER on the tendie. Sorry!
>>581084130that's actually a good explanation, i mean these guys have been replying and getting angry about the same shit for months and months now. like at what point do you see ''mush is so cool'' for the 500th time and think to yourself ''hmm maybe i shouldn't give him attention since he is obviously baiting''retarded ass zoomers man
>>581084669He is cool and makes the schizos seethe (see above)
>>581084776...said no one ever
>>581084528Friendly fire, moron.
>>581085210Good job proving >>581084669 right you retard
>>581077518another dogshit filter thread. maybe another raped opposite reply after this.
>>581086373Don't care, I will counter cope spam with my own. If someone's going to go out of their way to make my doorstop as miserable as possible, then I'll do the same for them.
>>581084669Last time I tried to explain this they insisted that "doing nothing" doesn't work. They really think their butthurt replies are solving something. Or they enjoy it and it's the trolls feeding them at this point.
>>581084405still around? just queued vanilla 1/3
>>581086726You are literally giving them what they want retard.
>>581084405i can join mmv if its 2/3
1/mmv
HeavyZweiNight on my way to the sewers, Dung Eater, and Three Fingers.
mmv is so lame and gross lets all play vanilla guys
>>581077518another amazing filter thread. maybe another similar rapist reply after this.
>>581086726That's not how this works at all
Grooming trannies and begging for attention is so fucking lame.
Try out today's GitGudle:https://gitgudle.com/
dolphin porn do not click
Am I retarded or do INT/sorceries feel kind of underwhelming and inefficient compared to FTH/miracles in ER? I guess I just remember magic always being the silly OP option in Souls while faith was just there.
>>581088603I wish there was a way to skip a question, I haven't played DS2 or bloodborne
>>581080078do mage niggers really?
>>581088603too easy!
any vanilla queuers
>>581089914i can queue after this game
>>581089039>Am I retardedYee
>Vanilla queue dead>MMV queue dead
>>581089083Holy tourist
>>581089914boutta queue
>>581090058it's okay, no game for 15 mins so i'm out
>>581091093>>581090058>>581089914vanilla 2/3
>>581089842WTF spoiler that next time
2/3 again
>>581093268I've been in queue for 20min now and I'm still 1/3.Am I "le blocked"?
>>581093446name?
>>581093446name? i can unblock you if your crimes were minor enough
>>581093446its probably just you and me in queue right now
>>581093446Fine I'll queue vanilla for 5m before I go play something else
>>581093446I can tell you the queue has been dead for months but you or someone else very offended by the truth will get upset.
3/3
>>581093592Fuck you
>i can unblock you if you're a minoraverage nightreign demon
>>581077518how is it possible to care about this game's lore when half of the assets were made by jeets with no understanding of intent? Game was basically made by "human" ai
>>581094141He's going all out!
>>581094302Shut it DOStroonmaggot
>>581094459What do you need of me now my child? You've been beseeching me across the realms for a few hours now what does my flock need of me?I am here now my child, speak words and I shall soothe your soul.
gg 3 bugs
>>581094302>>581094696jeets made that
>>581094696See >>581094459
>>581094975Is that why it triggers the brony so much? I saw his thread in /v/ crying about that trying to get my attention I gave it to him there thought that would soothe him.>>581094976I know bud, this triggers you 2 really badly. I'm sorry.
>>581094882gigi
last thread was horrible please try to be better
>>581094882jeejee
>>581095112>Is that why it triggers the brony so much?Partly, he's chinese, but mostly he hates (you) for what you represent.
>>581095112Go for >>581094459
>>581095395I know about the loops you guys get trapped in already thanks though.
>>581095529>>581094459
>>581095789I know.
>>581095859>>581094459
>>581095948I'll let you do this as long as you need, this is preventing a school shooting in europe.
>>581096045>>581094459
>>581096098Getting my attention means a lot to you.
dos getting annihilated right now keep it up
>>581096265>>581094459
>>581096316>goes so hard on his duo one of them completely abandoned the gimmickI don't think the power dynamic is equal anymore.
GG, not even ed. Atleast got fun precision bow early.
>>581097238gg hilarious how much adel tanks my fps even though I have a decent specs
>>581097338Could be driver/shader issue. Try reinstalling them, I remember when I reinstalled this game after long Adel would tank my performance too or even crash the game
>>581097238GG. Comfy run to practice executor.
>>581097338The audio sounded like the first 10 seconds of Blu Bird from the Nier soundtrack when he did his tantrum on my group once I thought the game was going to crash.
>>581097238another hard carry by the GODlaire
>>581097439it honestly only started giving me issues after I started recording my games and only for that specific attack
>>581097796What is this ironeye ult lmao
>>581097796Very good vid of ashy being chad.
>>581097796>walks into the giant rape lightning storm of doomAbsolute state of wyldkeks...
>>581088603really nice and funny website, whoever made it is very cool and smart but it doesn't work on mobile so I don't actually know how it plays but it looks nice
>>581098098It works just fine on my phone.
>>581097796kek but what was your plan there dude? if you're gonna cancel you should be getting closer otherwise run away
>>581098247I thought I drank my physic lol
>>581098247My guess is the one playing could feel the lag happening and sort of froze up or got upset and knew he was boned and accepted it. I can feel it when the game is going to hiccup and a jump I'm doing is going to lose all momentum before the jump happens. You can feel the jank when playing sometimes.
>>581098235that sounds nice anon, thinking of you having a good time
>>581097796>wylder stand there for, reason?>ironeye using ult to iframe the aoe instead of just cancel it
>>581098527>win the round because the game is easy and solved
>>581098682The cabrones are saying this while eating shit.
>>581098978Cabrones can pull themselves up by their long white socks in their flip flops and get with it.
>>581099054I laughed out loud.
>>581094302This got him badly. Take it easy next time.
>>581086726That’s totally and exactly how this works.
>>581087535the raped and shattered…
the bucked and the broken...
>>581099905Keep it in the thread you just made we're talking fine there.
erg seamless coop NG+2 Taunter's Tongue DLC runPassword: ergLevel 150Scadu level 20 and spirit ash level 10 is recommendedSpirit summons will be disabledDressing up for the general area is highly encouraged (for example: a Messmer soldier cosplay for the shadow keep, a Curseblade cosplay for Belurat, or a Omenkiller cosplay for Shadow Altus)We will try to kill every boss and play through every dungeonThe run will be streamed on Twitch so you can see all the highs and lows (especially the lows)Continuing on September 19th at around 4PM UTC with each session lasting 3-4 hours until we beat every boss or we give up>Do I need to be in NG+2 to join?No.>I don't have a character ready, what can I do about that?You can use mods or install a working Cheat Engine table and give yourself all that items that you need within a short time span and to quickly kill the bosses required for the DLC or to change your character level. If you don't have Cheat Engine installed just follow a guide and make sure to read everything during the installation process.>Why level 150?125 is unfortunately nigh dead compared to 150.>What if I'm TheBlocked™?I cleaned up my block list for the occasion. I can't control whom other people block.Any feedback is appreciated.
>>581088423Giga truke. >>581097338That's just a shader issue. Happens to me as well, despite a clean 60 at high res. >>581097796>stands there showing off the best passive in the gameThe absolute vindication of WyldGODS
>>581097581Said no one ever + helostor and animelover own your gaped bussy
>>581101386You understand that you are replying to another schyzo mocking me right?
we know goylaire
>>581101678Any chance to join in on owning the bronycow is a good thing though? Get more ugly images to post with, by the way.
Is there some secret to making a good female body?Because you literally couldn't tell if this a man or a women.
>>581101678No I’m pretty sure that post is serious why would it be mocking you
i hate this stupid fish so much its unreal...gg though
>>581101678Based ytlaire making the terrjeet seethe with cute images continue doing what you're doing king
>>581102507GG zdps jelly, I had a the wrong build equipped, at least I got close enough to actually restage him at some point.
Is there a way to import other people's face sliders?Is there a database/website somewhere where people share their builds?This is the best I can do, and I'm not super happy with it.
>>581102131>Is there some secret to making a good female body?No, just make it look like a woman. >>581102790yep
>>581102790https://eldensliders.com/
>>581101154>feedbackTurn off the dried-finger equivalent when one or 2 of us die that way were not fighting infinite reds until we all die and respawn. Even IF the last guy manages to finally scrape a 1v3 clutch, it doesn't matter because they will get grace blocked by more reds coming in. Not interested in watching le epic survivalist wannabe gameplay either. You can't resummon friendlies via summon signs in the mod so DF runs are just insanely in favor of reds in seamless.
>>581102790It’s crazy how From’s character creation managed to get even worse over the years
>>581103003I can only turn it off by resetting the session.
also wtf guys, how rude
>>581103128Damn, someone get yuitroon on it
>>581103169FUCK that fence in particular, we hate that fence
>>581103169I didn't even notice naefy got to it before I did. But also yeah fuck that fence
>>581102818>just make it look like a woman.Gee, if only I thought of that.>>581102895Thank you.
>>581103658I can tell your standard for beauty is troonskewed based on the face you posted. It should look like a pretty woman not whatever you posted.
>>581103658>wide hips>small arms, head and chestNot that hard.
>>581103828I can tell you're retarded based on every post you've made so far.>this the best I can do, but i'm not happy with it and want something different>You: "REEE!!!! TROOON!!!! TROOOOOON!!!">>581103948That's what this is >>581102131And from the back it could just as well be a thin dude.
we enjoy big chests here sir
>>581104142There's no tit slider in elden dogshit.
>>581103140Land Shreckt
>>581104136Bro just make a cute girl it isn't hard.
>>581102131this looks like a 5'8" manfailure, the way to make a nice looking body is to just use a mirror and try to approximate with that as your basis make the arms much much thinner, make the chest way smaller also, and a subtly bigger head can make the shoulders look closer to natural
>>581104478Those are very wide shoulders that look manly.
>>581104136Got his obsessed ass there
>>581104478Why are you showing so much of her body?
>>581104791he wants to be a slutty girl irl
>>581105149Creepy...
>>581104791I don't invest in END much because I've played the game a million times. I play soulful roleplay so some of my END points go to offhand weapons instead of hardswapping like a tryhard. I'm usually rocking all 6 weapon slots>Death's Poker>Cane Sword>Swiftspear>twin-bird shield>Metyr's staff>ghostflame torchAll that ends up weighing as much as a colossal. I've got actual armor sets for bosses if I want to do that.
>>581102790hahaaaa loserrrr
>>581105149typical libra demon
>>581102790she looks like a bimbo that sucks cock in public restrooms
>>581105308>>581104478Your duo fanclub is talking about you again.
>>581106132I know, we all see it. Let them do their thing.
>>581079291It's not something I would say word for word. I don't even understand his post fully. Like what does he mean "Chuds aren't actually capable of detecting what it is they hate"?(Rhetorical question. I don't care for an answer)So no, I wouldn't say that, because I don't know what it means.I think you heard the vague notion of defending feminism, giving Asian people special privileges, and the word "chud", and assumed it was me. Even though I don't even do 2/3 of those things. You just *think* I do, because you don't understand anything I say.
There are certain 4channelers ITT who would be better off in a private discord server, rather than an anonymous open forum. Just think about it for half a second. It's not even a bad thing.
name them
>>581106827it's too easy for discords to mute their annoying misfit asses
>>581106827That presupposes that their aim is talking with each other and not intentionally shitting up every thread they can. There is a reason everyone turned on the cord.
>>581106827We already have an erg discord newfriend
>>581106827you one of those gays stupid enough to think the thread should act like a friend circle in any capacity?
>>581106827well anon, enlighten us who are those 4channlers
>>581106929>>581106912>>581106827>>581106393>>581106132*poke poke*Dance monkey dance
>>581107176We can send you into your loops again if you want.
Trying to make this...
>>581106873Literally all the namefags who keep talking about themselves for attention. I don't pay enough attention to remember their names, but you're certainly one of them.
>>581107773hard agree then I'm glad we're on the same page
>>581107291post a random screenshot from /v/ little monkey!post a random screenshot of a wall from elden ring little monkey!mention the discord little monkey!
>>581107871what does any of this mean?
Reminder that no male has gotten to 70 intelligence. LOL(I’m just copying the trend dont @ me)
>>581107970Trying to regain agency since anons ripped it from him. This is like a woman speaking out against her rapist to regain her own agency, she still got raped and then told the world about being raped. Watch the rapid fire rolodex of hot topic issues that is about to get posted, lil guy does this every time he gets gaped.
>>581108024Still don’t get this meme.
>>581095210Mission failed...
>>581108297Supposed to cause infighting.
>>581107970terrtroon trying to be funny again based off something someone said a few threads ago about him poking someone
>>581107970He just described DOSlave's posting style in a nutshell. Keep up newfag.
>>581108692Is he obsessed with that guy or something?
>>5811082971. It’s sex/gender war bait2. It’s just the loreFromSoft made their world a feminist one but it’s not annoying unless you think it is.
>>581108692why is this DOS person hated?
>>581108892Lots of reasons from the cord pov. Talking about it triggers them so we can not do that.
>>581108692What’s DOSlave? Some kind of operating system? What does this have to do with the thread topic?
>DOSjeet meltdown o clockNow this is cinema
“Is that a woman being the strongest fighter in the setting? Aieee this is the end…”“Is that a woman being the smartest caster in the setting? Aieee this is the end…”
>>581109125We probably sent him back to /v/ to cope and seethe already.
>>581108834No such thing as beign 'obseesed' with an annoying pest in your neighbourhood. >>581108892Annoying threadshitter schizo and painfully unfunny. >>581109017>Time-wasting question I should know the answer to by now
>>581109321You say that but the thread is about me again. I can actually explain what his obsession is so we can get this over with if you want.
>>581102507You deserve it for not alt-f4ing
I love how there is literally zero counter evidence for the femoid fantasy angle. Marika may as well be the main character.
Modding this game is really annoying.Took a while, but I have everything all set up. So now I can start my first play through.
I am Marika and I can confirm I am the main character.
The men and women who support Lindsay Clancy are the same sort of men and women who support Marika’s Shattering and her pitting her children against one another. Imagine if Lindsay forced her three kids to fight “for the Ring”. Sick people everywhere.
>>581094141Some people have nothing better to cling to in life than imagining depth in flickering shadows.
>>581108870whatever fits your little headcanon
>>581109224>>581109463Looks like you already started dancing like the programmed monkeyjeet you are. Good job.
>>581077518post her feet
>>581109713'em
>>581109683you are such a tool you mindless parrot
The Elden Ring movie is retarded for having someone play Marika. Her charm is in the mystery or veil surrounding her. How she ISN’T seen or heard. Or just barely. She’s an enigma. Showing her characteristics would dispel a lot of the mystique.
>>581109517oh...
>>581109683The difference is Marika is not real
>>581108692you are the newfag retard, dos always replies to posts mentioning dos with something like ''whats that?''see how he just replies to his own post asking ''what is that'' like 6 times in a row?
>>581109683You triggered the femicommie with this post, well done.
>>581109789Whatever makes you feel validated I guess.
>>581109696Numerous women displaced patriarchies. It’s fem coded.
>>581109517
>>581109857my poor fellow anon, please make it today the day when you drop any expectations you have for a movie that is only trying to belatedly feed off the carcass of the GoT mania like a corporate vulture, its purpose was never to adapt the true spirit of the elden ring game into cinema, its purpose is only to reshift the franchise into something that streaming platforms can understand and manufacture for their own short term benefit including making acting agencies happy by keeping the approved nepo babies well fed and aggrandized
> Imagine if Lindsay forced her three kids to fight “for the Ring”. Aaaand that’s enough /erg/ for today I think
>>581109713hyper raped brimstone coal from the deepest pits of Tartarus which (thankfully) killed the brown street shitting zone it was spawned in
>>581109929Based on the exchange that happened earlier most likely not. What we just saw was me posting my character and my duo started fantasizing about me while I made my second post showing my armor sets.This is what I deal with when posting here because these 2 are obsessed with me due to reasons. This isn't new though we've all been dealing with this for multiple years because they won't leave me alone. In a weird way I'm their only friend but only because I won't persecute them like the rest of you will. I find them harmless, almost endearing.
>>581109857everyone knows what she looks like though
>men so insecure they can't get over the fact that women are in power in elden ring>they prevent themselves from understanding that it is thematically fitting for a world turned upside down where all is broken and makes no sensesuch idiotic comprehension you don't even realize the game tried to agree with you
>>581109683>Imagine if Lindsay forced her three kids to fight “for the Ring”. K I N O
>>581110118this place is fun but things can really spiral out of hand really quickly like what's happening now, sad really.
>>581109517Decent titties I need to suck on those
Swordspear is such an underrated weapon. >same AR as Rakshasa at 80 DEX >can be buffed on top of that >doesn't nuke your defenses when you swing it>jump R2+R1 combo
>>581109517Mushjeet...
>
>>581109853I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but all the talk about this court case cannot be organic. It's just another thing to get the masses to hate each other in order to force a Crabs in the Bucket scenario.
>>581110269>or just barelyWe barely see her. We see her back in the cinematics and we see her as a stone figurine; including her stone corpse.
>>581110269I know that you consume porn anon but Marika actually looks like this image in reality
>>581110412Don't post my princess in this shithole.
Lindsay Clancy should have played Marika.
MMV queue
>>581110419intelligent poster noticed feel free to submit your name for the names list
>>581110269>everyone knows what she looks like thoughNot like a plastic bimbo that's for sure.
>>581107638whoops, almost forgot follow-up postObviously I haven't worked on the face much yet, and before you say it, I KNOW the real character's eyebrows don't match her hair, but it looks too weird in-game. My main hang-up is the hair. There's nothing that really matches Kida's style.
>>581110117Your words are lost on him he’s just gonna find some way to cope and pretend this isn’t true >>581110412Finally a good post
>>581110297The game agrees that women are like men in the world of Elden Ring? Because men cause as much progress as much as cause chaos and ruin.
>>581110412boobs
>>581110412Continue posting my princess in this paradise.
Real life: men advance, men destroy Elden ring: women advance, women destroy
>>581110703who made this did you make this? why did you make it look like that
>>581110496Those eyes make this really fucking unsettling. I prefer this version. 1/2
>>581089083if you press the question mark at the top you can see the list of bosses
>>581110412slut
>>581098527you need to delay it to cancel the storm
this is the end for ergiejeets
>>5811110032/2
It’s funny how chuds think Rennala isn’t the biggest brained wizard when her staff and spell cost the most
>>581111003I disagree, the sliders are quite limiting, you can't accurately recreate an in-game Marika for the same reason that it is impossible to recreate Melina's face, you can especially notice the discrepancy in the brow and eye shape and size which is because 99% of male character creator creations neglect sculpting the brow to get rid of the hard angles that come by default in all tarnishes
>>581106515It’s absolutely something you would say. Not *literally* word for word but spiritually it’s a cr3asy post through and through to the point they’re probably parodying you and someone else even mistook them for you. Sorry you’re in denial about it but that won’t change the facts. No further cope on the matter will be necessary from you.
erm...
>>581111284You’re an idiot.
>>581110703Damn Marika Aran looks like THAT?!
The carian sisters are the highest iq people around :)
The carian sissies are the highest iq people around :)
>>581088603Fun game, but I don't really understand the point of dodging. Is it something that only matters if you guess wrong? I got everything first try.
>>581110269Current canon >>581110703>>581111003>>581110496Old canon
Men so low iq they couldn’t see the moon :)
>>581111404>Not *literally* word for wordGoalpost shift.>they’re probably parodying youPerhaps. But it would just go to show that they don't understand the things I say. And you don't understand the things I say. Together, you are the blind leading the blind.
>>581111038That doesn't help someone who hasn't played the games.
>>581089083theres an easy fix that, go play them now
The Carian Regal Scepter says that "only those of the highest intelligence may wield this." That clearly means that there are multiple people who could/may wield it. So yes, Rennala is one of those of the highest intelligence, but you have to be genuinely retarded if you think she's actually smarter than everyone else. "Intelligence" is just book-smarts, anyway.
Any of these actually useful?First time playing the game.
>>581112763grab the golden seed so you can have one more flask at the start
>>581112763Shabrir's woe is pretty good
unc said goalpost shift like he’s in a debate and not being made fun of and wonders why no one takes him seriously
>>581112763radagon is marikarenna is actually rannidont give the selivus potion to nephelithe chest in the agheel ruins is a trap chest which teleports you to a mineif you die in stormveil castle, you will permanently lose some runes that you were carrying, kill Gostoc to get them back
>>581113108it's what happens when egotards post, insecurity about his intelligence makes anything have to be a debate that he can feel he measurably won, we have the privilege of just having fun at his expense if we treat it like a zoo exhibit and not like a person
>>581110269Old canon>>581110703>>581111003>>581110496Current canon
>>581112763You should take the stonesword key and open the first locked door you find in the tutorial zone, I heard there's good shit in there.
>>581112763I like to take the Rune just to buy shit and level up a couple times right off the bat.
What could I do to be cuter?
>>581112763Golden seed. It upgrades the flask usage once.If you're doing some kind of meme crafting run, then go with cracked potMeme hard mode run: Shabiri's woe
>>581112763Lands Between rune is the only one that can't be obtained elsewhere
>>581113789you will never be a desired slut, cowardly faggot
>>581113235>dont give the selivus potion to nepheliImagine the moral deficiency required to think giving her the potion is a good idea.
>>581113997missing the part where he flies into the twin towers
I gave Selivus's potion to Nigpheli AMA
>>581113789Equip Traveller's Gloves and unequip the Duelist chest piece, xsissy
>>581113789make a human face
>>581114072A ton of goycattle normies just read what an npc says and then do it without actually thinking about what was said.
>>581113997How does he produce lift? (this is why jetpacks have always bugged by autistic brain)>>581114445Yeah I was playing with this guy who killed Rya because she asked him to. He didn't even think about it. Oddly, he also killed Patches even when Patches surrendered. He "didn't notice" Patches surrender, he says.
>>581114072A ton of based chuds just do what they want and make the right people upset.
>>581114445That's somewhat true. I've seen a streamer absentmindedly give her the potion before. But I've also seen more streamers refusing. I think it takes a special kind of deficiency to do it.>>581114535>Oddly, he also killed PatchesIt's crazy how many people desire to kill patches. Even though he's a fun NPC. But even those people stop when he surrenders. It takes a special kind of moron to kill patches in Elden Ring. Since the situation is set up so that you wrong him first.
>>581114992>Since the situation is set up so that you wrong him first.Yeah right, it was a baited trap.
>>581114387What is not human about it?
>>581114273That’s a mean thing to do and call her
What do you guys think looks better?Waist armor + cape or bare mid section?
MMV/3
>>581115393can you stop
>>581115561What's the problem?
>>581115221You got the ire of the troon that seethes at any female character.
>>581115393right and make her skin more pale>>581115221yuck
>>581115118>>581115118>Yeah right, it was a baited trap.He laid the bait, but he didn't force you to take it.It's a trap in the same way that leaving an expensive item visible in your car and the doors unlocked is a trap. Honest people will just walk by your car. Only dishonest people will open it and take what's inside. You may not like that he baited you, but you are still guilty of theft.If you think about it, his trap was likely meant to test his own bandits. Not outsiders. Because the whole cave was booby trapped with alarms to keep outsiders out. So the trap was to see if his own men would actually steal from him.
we're the type B brigade
>>581115393>>581115221I realize now why the female characters in the game look so off.It's the neck. The neck is way too think for a normal female body.
>>581115393I can goon to this
>>581113906be silent ape
>>581115869But since its a deliberate trap, we did not "wrong" him
>>581115393I like left better.
h*eck i missed the mmv queue, 1/3
>>581116153>Sneaks into his base>Bypasses his alarms>Probably kills his men the way in>Sees a lit bonfire and other signs of recent occupancy>Opens a closed chest, taking the items>"What the fuck, how was I supposed to know I was stealing?"
>>581116490Leftist mindset of intentionally misunderstanding everything is kek worthy.
>>581116490You're right, when I set mousetraps around my house, its the mice who are in the wrong.
>>5811163762/3! Just need another anon to show up!
>>581116147first off sit down, because you're the one cumbrained and drooling over a manbod femboyface sculpted after yourself
>>581112635The staff requires 60 intelligence. Same amount as Comet Azur. Rennala’s Moon coats 70 intelligence. This tells me that Azur never made it to 70 intelligence.
>>581116832What's "erg"? Is that like "erp" except "erotic role gay"?
>>581117002discord pass so the discord can play together.
>>581116709False equivalence. There is no expectation for the mouse understand concepts of property and that it's violating a law(both socially and legally) by being on your property.>>581116601Who are you calling the leftist? The anon excusing his theft? That is pretty typical of leftists.
Uh oh greesecuck melty
>>581117002You should read One Piece to find out
>>581116895Okay, Rennala is smarter than Azur. What's your point?
>>581116601Its based since it cuts off any influence they might have had. An entire group self excluding themselves from discourse is always good.
Reminder DOStroon got bullied in high school which explains his behavior
>>581117486Russian school children can be very cruel to chinese diaspora. I get why he's like this now.
my type a has 80 int
>>581117290The smartest male is dumber than the smartest female. This is a female game after all. The feminine moon is more important than the masculine sun/stars. Even the big feminine golden tree has replaced the masculine sun. Men are just not as smart.
>>581117621does he fuck STR women?
>>581117703sorry, type Bs*
>>581116895That’s like saying Lusat never went over 43 intelligence. Are you stupid?>>581117290There isn’t any indication of this.
>>581117270>warm pissbrown
>>581116895>Rennala’s Moon coats 70 intelligence.0 evidence she ever casted it once in the lore. There isn't even a moon conspectus for lesser moon spells. She might have made it up.
>>581117661That’s all political. Azur is higher than Rennala on the magical evolution scale, and Placidusax would wreck Marika or Miquella when it comes to spellcasting.
>>581118073>placidusax>casting spellslorelets are weird.
>>581118032That she couldn’t deconstruct her signature magic into smaller or more efficient forms the way Azur and Lusat did points to them being the more brilliant. The Lazuli conspectus didn’t even start with her. It’s just incorporating pre-existent Carian magic into the academy.
>>581118401Yes, that was the point of my post. Good job deciphering it and making it longer to explain it to me.
geg
>>581118219He locked himself out of time, you retard. He has a massive nuke spell.
>>581118610But wait, do you think dragons cast spells instead of doing what they do naturally? Dragon cultists use spells to emulate dragons, dragons just do what they do reflexively. Lorelets man, what a world.
We should have had more cosmic or constellation based sorceries or conspectuses. We should have had planet based sorceries. Phases of the moons. The Eclipse. Etc.So many missed opportunities…
>>581118884That would point to people knowing what is happening around them, in ER they functionally don't.
>>581118781What the ancient dragons taught to the dragon cultists you mean? Yeah creatures like the fallingstar beasts and malformed stars are more intrinsic. It’s already known to them. Instinct. Like a sea turtle just knowing how to navigate the oceans. You’re retarded btw. You have yet to figure out the nature of intelligence. A fucking wolf can cast the comet sorcery.
>>581119083Bro, you thought dragons cast spells lol.
>>581118781“Silly male. I just turn into a ball reflexively. I didn’t learn to at all. Haha. I saw the moons at the age of eight.”
>>581117618See >>581094459
so much unrest in erg...
incantations
Forever 2/3
>>581119196He probably didn't even realize why the dragon priestess has a weapon art of a dragon spell once she is in half human form.
>>581119196They do. ;^)You snag Astel’s spell and Placi’s spell from their remembrance. It’s converted into knowledge.
Malenia lost
>>581119406Spells create a glyph when cast, no glyph happens when a dragon uses their lightning. Sorry anon.
>>581119196Nothing indicates they don’t cast spells; you’re doing this thing called semantics, and it’s kind of gay.
>>581119259Brutal and fucking sad…
It’s cute how anons here are so bored with their sexless, friendless lives, that they have to argue for the sake or arguing, fucking kek.“Nope. Kevin Bacon wasn’t in Footloose. Nope.”.>>581119557I guess primeval sorceries and cold sorceries aren’t spells then. Lmao you’re so retarded.
>>581118884there were supposed to be more significant planetary motions and events like a huge land shifting meteor that turned the mountaintops into the fire level of nightreign
>>581119575>Ancestors of the modern dragons, the ancient dragons had scales of Gravel Stone and wielded lightning as their weapon.>Spoken of in legend, red lightning is the weapon wielded by the ancient dragons.>The Dragonkin were born in the Eternal City, where they knew no true sky, nor true lightning. Instead, ice lightning was their weapon.>Incantation that channels the power of the ancient dragon Fortissax, now corrupted by Death.The game only ever calls them weapons of the dragons and states that the spells channel themselves from the literal dragon itself. The dragon doesn't have to channel the power from anything, they just use the lightning they control with their gold skeletons.
In all my days of playing Elden Ring online, I have NEVER seen anyone use a crest wooden shield. What are some other items that go completely untouched?
>>581120435I’d consider sorceries and incantations to be weapons when used offensively anon.
>>581120501All the other bird themed items you are fishing for. Anons used the smouldering shield for this path of discussion last time.
>>581118781Dragons are magical, of course they cast spells. It doesn't matter if they're naturally magical or not, it's still magic spells.
>>581120435Nah, the dragon learned how to channel the lightning the same way the ancient dragons did. Same way the fire monks could channel the fell god the same way the fire giants did. Magic is literally alive. It lends itself.
>>581120656>you are fishing forWhat in the schizo fuck are you talking about?
>>581120826When you make posts asking for underutiliized weapons you make sure to have ones with the GW bird on it so you are looking for more of that so I told you to look for more of that.These weird attempts at attention go much easier when you simply give the idiot what he wants. No catharsis, but the attention.
>>581118781Maybe. Maybe not. I reckon the ancient dragons likely still consider their abilities divine and magical. Especially since they lost their status or position as top race; they are likely arrogant and naughty and see themselves as gods to ants. They’re certainly not of the Sufficiently Advanced mindset, like Tolkien’s elves (“we’re not magical; we just make really nice things and do really cool things!”) are. Maybe beings like the Elden Beast, Astel, etc, have such mindsets? It’s just what they do. They’re from space. Alien. The ancient dragons are at least terrestrial.
>>581115768>>581115809Are you guys being serious about me being ugly or just trolling? Please, be honest. I am actually butthurt. Tell me what could be improved on my face.
>>581120952You are fucking insane. I just went onto the fextralife wiki, searched "crest wooden shield" and clicked on one of the three results at random to get the picture. You need professional help.
Sorry MMV anon, you'll have to wait for next train.
>>581094459Head for >>581094459
>>581121439I didn't say she was ugly I said you got the ire of the troon that does. You don't need to involve me in this hours old reply chain.I know why you did but you didn't have to. >>581121525No lol I just know what is going on. Try the twin-bird kite shield it isn't used much and has an unique ability that comes in handy.
> They’re certainly not of the Sufficiently Advanced mindset, like Tolkien’s elves (“we’re not magical; we just make really nice things and do really cool things!”) are. This requires one to be humble and see everything as nature, or physics. Reality is reality is reality. Something godlike isn’t necessarily going to see itself as such. It might be not so godlike back at home. To see gods, and magic, as relative points of view. The Greater Will is God to the Elden Beast, who is God to Marika, who is God to her people. Godlike lifeforms all the way up and down. They just aren’t shaped like turtles.
>>581120952Samefagging >>581121525>When you make posts asking for This is literally the first time I've ever done this.
>>581120501they are real cute with a spear
>>581120501chainmail armor, the bandit set (whatever it is that Patches' friends wear), and Noble garb
>>581113997'zork it up'zuk it down
>>581121678Haven't gotten to use this recently
Do you think the glintstone sorcerers even use terms like “sorcery” in their day to day understanding of things? Seems like a very nebulous and ubiquitous word. Perhaps it’s simply a description. The way people say “heckin” when they refer to science. “Is it cool and smart enough? Then it’s heckin!”. “Is it mysterious and brainy enough? Then it’s sorcery!”.
the chainmail armor and the greathelm are my official signature fashion
>>581121954I think you misunderstood me. I was just adding on to my own post. I was self-admitting that I was samefagging these two posts: >>581121525>>581121678
>>581121934Shut it dsjeet maggot
>>581122072Yeah, they called themselves sorcerers. >>581122150>I think you misunderstood meI don't. You'll be hounding me for hours like normal. Go squat in the threads you made on /v/.
>>581122072Sorcery is a pejorative; most likely they simply rolled with the punches to annoy their detractors. The way gypsies embraced the word gypsy. Maybe some don’t like the word. Some might call you a bigot for calling them sorcerers instead of “the astrologer peoples”. Lol.
>>581122313> Yeah, they called themselves sorcerers. That’s not an answer. Do they use scientific terms?
>>581122313No, your post here: >>581121954 shows that you literally misunderstood me when I mentioned "samefagging" but I admit that I wasn't very clear
>>581122072>The way people say “heckin” when they refer to science.Is this an x.com thing?
>>581122352gypsies embraced the word gypsy.I’m pretty sure they’re very anal about that and insist on being called “romani” these days (no one does this)
>>581122501There is no science in their way of life that is why they called themselves sorcerers and looked at stars to glean fate. >>581122506I didn't though. I'll keep giving you the attention you need. Have you tried to Warhawk Talons? They are pretty good weapons with their unique R2.
>>581121934made the usual suspects cry and rage with this one keep it up sovlja
>>581122717>I didn't though.Fine, whatever>I'll keep giving you the attention you need.I am not seeking attention. I just want people to post obscure/unpopular weapons>Have you tried to Warhawk Talons? I am not looking for weapon recommendations, plus I see people use those all the time.
every weapon that is not a somber l2 wand is obscure and underutilised
>>581122864I'll keep giving you the attention you were looking for all the same. Have you tried the commoner's set? It has some really nice bird imagery on it.
>>581120501base-game flails might as well not exist
> Some might call you a bigot for calling them sorcerers instead of “the astrologer peoples”.KEKSorcerers are nomads in their origins and they are also kleptomaniacs who will steal your shit- especially your shiny rocks Never trust a sorcerer with your shit
>>581122796thanks karlach
>>581122796>>581123458don’t talk to yourself cocksucking freak
>>581122313>>581100523Can you link these threads you're referring to
>>581122150>>581122506You are talking to one of the worst schizos this website has ever seen FYI
>>581122717> There is no science in their way of life that is why they called themselves sorcerers and looked at stars to glean fate. The word science is used more than once explicitly thobeit Astrology is a proto-science thobeit They do maths and engineering thobeit Stop being stupidWhat makes magic, well, “magic” isn’t the lack of science, it’s nebulousness, the mystery, the search for answers, etc
>>581123615Nah I just know about shitposters and the discord. They hate when we talk about this. >>581123616Science has meaning, what the academy does isn't science.
>>581111891You can dodge to avoid damage from a wrong guess.
>>581123615Yeah, I gathered. I really wish I posted this pic instead.
>>581123796Weird, I suppose I'll have to guess wrong on purpose tomorrow to see how that works.
>>581120952This is how you win the war. Whatever happens here is irrelevant but this general line of inquiry doing this to you can't keep going now.
>>581123809nice shield i don't like the maroon though it should have been green or blue even
>>581123761>what the academy does isn't science.did you attend it?
>>581123983You can boot up an incognito tab right now.
job applications all around the campfire telling scary stories about DOS
>>581123761> Science has meaning, what the academy does isn't science.Lol. Spoken like a true idiot who doesn’t even know what science, or meaning, even is. Listen, if a wizard successfully casts a fireball, it’s a science.
>>581124215He's very important to the discord please understand.
they literally study how to harry potter blast using a glintstone catalyst
>>581123607they don’t exist dude he’s making shit up as always
>>581124227>spoken like a true idiotyou're arguing with a raging schizophrenic man nothing is gonna get through with himjust ignore him if i were you, this tard's brains are completely fried
“It’s magic not science” has always been one of those massive red flags that you’re talking to an idiot. Assuming they aren’t being nuanced, or are unaware of the nuance.
Goddamn dosjeet getting that ass beat kek
Physicists doubling in history and religion even argue that religion is its own form of incredibly dishonest (retarded) physics, in the technical sense. “This is how reality works. A giant died one day and we’re all descended from the maggots feasting on its corpse!”. Lolok. You do you.
>>581124737>>581124914I'm just a normal guy with 2 really dedicated fans. This has been going on with them for years because of some funny stuff. You'll get used to this once you are here long enough you'll see them to do this to me every day.
^^ raped schizo troonjeet
>>581123256I see more people using the INT baby toy flail than all others combined, including the DLC one.
dos there's a bg3 thread on /v/, you are urgently needed there
>>581125012wht is their endgame...
>>581125634>implying this little shit doesn't have /v/ open at all times so he can be the first to post his usual schizo drivel
>>581125012I wanna root for you dude but you’re really not making it easy when you treat everyone like those two
>>581125634Okay you can go post in it if you want. >>581125647There is no endgame, they are simply mentally ill from their discord. They pick on me specifically because I used to pick on them, I'm not blameless in this even though I stopped caring literally years ago. After what I did to sneedger name and saw him rotate to a new one again I stopped messing with him I realized that the power dynamic was extremely power gapped and he was just a nutjob and messing with him or his friend is only a cruelty. >>581125843I already have fans, I don't need more.
>>581125843Who are those two?
>>581113789Jump off a cliff that's over twenty metres <3
>>581126168no its no one they are literally figments of his imagination because he likely got dropped on his head when he was a baby
>>581124164true true thats pretty true
>>581126168Dragonirian and dantev, they went by sneedger/creasy and devil knight/trish here. One of them kept outting the duo as a group by naming his names after dmc every time.
>>581126861You're missing terr in this list
>>581126861You're missing mush in this list
>>581126861You're missing nezuk in this list
>>581126861You're missing cc in this list
>>581126861dantev being trash all along would be a funny twist forever embarrassing the parasocial gay disposables
>>581128087I sort of assumed everyone knew about the mainstay name, I only focused on his temp names when he embarrassed himself too much under the normal name. The same pattern of temp names was used on /v/ when they were getting gaped too, but they did it with tripcodes. They used arcane maxxer and nightmare knight there. They use the same gimmicks every time, they just didn't know they were dealing with the same person when doing it and got called out, that is *mostly* why they hate me. The only reason people can 2FA them is because they follow the same routine like living bots every time.
messmer BTFObeen a very long time since i've spent hours on a boss learning their every move until i beat them
>I now know why there is always a dmc or ninja gaiden thread right next to the elden ring thread in the catalogfucking losers
>all my rapists are the same two peopleThere there dos, you'll get em' one day.
oh well we're ergie kekswe work for checks for seed and sun we trywhen the queen comes nextwe're at her beckin the electric chair we'll fry
>>581128661immensely telling, it always feels a little weird that people can be that compulsive instead of being facetiously deranged on one thread for a healthy amount of hours per day like me
>>581128469They are so mad they are noquoting to seethe about you.
>>581128469>>581126861>this entire postDid DOS just steal Barneyfag's title of most schizophrenic 4chan poster?
>Dragonirian and dantev, they went by sneedger/creasy and devil knight/trish hereholy shit……. this is huge……….
trish owns you 459
>>581125843Why would you root for this schizo threadshitter
Twin birds guy has officially lost it... how the mighty fall…..
>>581129013You'll get used to seeing that when this gets brought up. All you have to do is lurk the conversation and you can see I'm not insane and they are. I blame the medications they took to transition, it altered their brain chemistry in negative ways.
>implying xhe was ever anything but a schizobeggar
>>581129161terr was always the real twin birds
the mysterious beggar
I mean the real losers are the monkeys replying to anime porn ironic or otherwise
save this gennie mushgawd
>>581129219>All you have to do is lurk the conversation and you can see I'm not insane and they are.When you aren't here they will ask about you for the entire day it is really fucked. They go mental trying to get you to reply to them for hours.
>>581129134When are you turning your life around, xis?
Devil… Trish… zorban… mush… ace… elf… zdrada… practice… save us… *dies*
>>581112763it's the only way to get the lands between rune if you want to go ultra beyond completiontismseed seems the most useful to me, I always take it
>>581129474not your kami/deva/dís
>>581129421I know. And they get nutty when I reply to them, they are just mentally ill. Here is the real fun part - remember all that low effort shitposting about the sexes? Wild how all that stopped when they made me their focus after I replied to them.Weird how that works out huh?
>>581129580man it's just sad what the fuck is wrong with you, you just get lower and lower with each new revelation
Any lobby/gg screenshots will disprove a few of xhis claims, but it's fun to see the schizojeet squirm a little longer.
>>581129597you're beautiful
>>581129597Kino cute animeposter here to save us!!
>>581129724I don't look like that
>>581129597You get the Death penalty for posting my dorky student in this shithole. Glory to Kivotos.https://youtu.be/J_3Zad-e9f4
gg hors
>>581129719Family sharing exists, talking about it triggers the cord that uses it to change names alot. Someone from the cord is fed up with their bs and tells us what they do sometimes.
>>581129708Who do you think that is exactly I’m curious
>>581129764That's a threadpest that just replied to you, best to stay clear of it.
>Dah cooord kek
Well. Aren't you full of beans. No wonder you're covered in muck.
Twin Birds guy kind of just won can’t even lie
Why are cats always friendly NPCs and dogs always enemy mobs
>>581129140He makes the occasional good point sometimes and gets a thing or two correct. He just gets tunnel vision and has the (very) wrong idea about other stuff.
twinbirdjeet onto absolutely nothing as per can't even lie
what if we're the twin birds
/erg/ is so bad I might make another char just to be free from you for a while
>>581129140The bird thing is actually really interesting. Don't care about the manufactured personality drama he shits on myself.
>xhe fell for the twinbird meme
@nezuk@poopmask@nox@grasswhen is the next 'lub against dsjee?...
incestchads won
>>581130732I think its interesting he has been posting about it since before tarnished edition.
>>581129867those are all xher rapists so it gave xher a massive ptsd flashback and made xher lash out please be understanding
>>581130853Many felt this way
>>581130279>>581130507Yeah no absolutely not he spews complete nonsense 24/7 and spams screenshots of random cave walls believing he's seeing something in them he's either legit crazy or just a really good actor
>>581130926You fell for a bit that's been going on for too long, it's making fun of YOU and 'deepest lore' in general.
>>581131102I'm not part of your cord so I don't see it the same way.
gg posters lost
>>581131148I didn't fall for any bit, I started a playthru myself and yeah the things he's shown have been there. I only walked around limgrave mind you but it was all there. I'm not going to play a whole game of that though so I'm fine looking at what he finds.
>>581130853>>581131041...Won the smelly street shitting poojeet award.
>>581115393Boobs are going to make you slower to damage and parry.
>>581131382Literally 2 aryans from the caucus mountains
Okay you guys poked the circus monkey enough, he needs to rest now
>>581131564They might have gone back to /v/ to cope already
>>581131524You triggered the exedalit by talking about his superiors in a positive light, please understand.
no amount of beheadings can fix this
>>581131670wrong
I'm in this thread everyday because of playing on the password and I still have no idea what 95% of this schizo babble is about that is happening almost constantly like background noise.
>>581131840you're beautiful
>>581131840If it weren't for this schizobabble erg would've been dead years ago. This is their way to keep the thread bumped and alive.
>>581131840I too am oblivious to everything around me.
>>581131840me neither desu
>>581131382You triggered the incestjeets by reminding them of their indian heritage, well done. The victory goes to you king.
Pic related are the people telling you that Rennala is “the smartest”
we're the twinbirds
>>581132159Remove women’s rights. REMOVE WOMEN’S RIGHTS.
making an attractive female character is hard. I wish I could see it from several angles simultaneously. it feels like any time I get it right from the front the side profile becomes fucked up and vice versa.
>>581132159it's too tvrkpilled
>>581132443Yeah sometimes you just have to throw it away and start over and mess with sliders until it sort of looks good. I found most youtube tutorials shit too.
>>581132386Not all women and not just the women either, I think we need to have a simple literacy and IQ test to determine if your vote matters or not. Look at this entire channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjHQDCZzPIs
>>581132159Why are you doing this? Why do you try so hard comparing to make the Carians look like woke man-hating femcels?
>>581130853>>581131041>>581131524>>581131665Incestjeets lost actually and were confirmed to be brown>in the real world incest is only commonly practiced in the third world>using AI slop >>581072413>obsessed with rape>unironically using terms like aryan (only browns do this)
>>581132443start with the big picture, outline the structure and then adorn it once you have that foundation which will illustrate to you the appropriate proportions
>>581131665>>581131524you made him instantly get defensive and talk to himself your victory is obvious
>>581132110>>581131840Cute cutie posting retards!
>>581132796Sunken cost fallacy and autism.
>>581132830punted that porn addicted maggot into the stratosphere nice work
>>581132796Because that’s probably the kind of lore that George and Miyazaki wanted. A world where women are both smarter and stronger than the men. You’re an idiot if you think that Rennala taking over the male dominated academy isn’t a show of femininity triumphing over a patriarchy / patriarchal institution. Don’t even get me started on Malenia vs Radahn. Radahn LOST that fight and yet they couldn’t even word it that way.
>>581129824Post kino in this shithole
>>581129867nobody specific, just another insignificant anon obsessed with the named fags
Don't post my shit in this kinohole
how can you not want them to be together? do you hate true love?
>>581132961Pretty much that rolled into a humiliation ritual. No idea why someone would do this to themselves outside of it being a compulsion born from a mental illness.
>>581133109I’m sorry to tell you but that describes at least 80 percent of this general at this point
>>581132159when you have an IQ of 130 you learn that all those commenters are 100% right
Having 99 intelligence doesn’t mean you will find or discover or invent all the types of magics.
>>581133165>>581133027holy mother of sovl……….
>>581133109I feel your pain. Some anons are overly obsessed with me too
jee is playing a dragon communion build, get in here
>>581132830European royalty did it due to an obsession with pure bloodlines. Duchess is a Lady and described as a Noble. You lost, you illiterate brownjeet.
jeegron
>>581133183I think it’s more the irony of how Elden Ring embodies everything that the right wing chud crowd hates, and her it gets a massive pass. Emasculation is fine if it’s done by Japan. Makes sense.
I just finished jerking off to small futa on big female again
no one cares terrdalit fuck off
>>581133829you just revealed yourself to have brown hair and green eyes it's really not looking so good for you might as well pack it up and go home after your devastating loss
Men stare at the stars and turn to stone. Women stare at the stars+moon and become queens.
>>581133845You might have a skewed view on reality as a whole.
dagron?
>>581133897Stomped that failed loser, well done
>>581134036Nope. For the last fifteen years men have hated red headed strong women who stick it to the males. This is embodied perfectly in Elden Ring. You are warped. So warped you don’t know you’re warped. You see a different shade of blue and think it’s not blue.
>>581134013>green eyesThat's rarekino.>brown hairNever mind ropemaxxing asap, it's OVER.
>>581134182Give me ONE (1) example of this happeni- oh wait fuck nvm I just remembered that Horizon Zero Dawn was a thing that happened
>>581134182If you say so.
i have D30s should i rope?
>>581132830>(only browns do this)Sounds like wishful thinking
>>581133829nta but are you sure this is the hill you wanna die on
>>581132443>>581132735The problem is that you can't change the neck thickness. And the area under the jawline, so the face will always look too short.Use the hair style 22 to hide the neck as much as you can.
>>581134702>only le jeets/third world do incest>Moves the goalposts when wrongConcession accepted.
Can we not do this again please
>>581135504I might have to apologize to the nightreignsissies...
>>581135504It is but a cycle, stand before the elden ring, become elden lord.
oniichans are the property of their imoutos.oniichan's room? her property.oniichan's games? her property.oniichan's cock? her property.do not deny sisters their natural rights.
>>581135158im not even part of the conversation just pointing out the obvious problem with old european royal families you wouldn't want duchess and wylder's family to look like that right?
thinking we need a radical solution to the namegay epidemic, such as forcibly assigned names e.g. creasy is complainanon, mush is pedoanon, cupcake is whoreanon, trish is brownanon etc
>>581136095Surprisingly, that is why we are all anonymous besides the outsiders that don't get 4chan.
>>581136095>trooncake is whoreanon Made it too obvious again terrmaggot
>>581136203leaving a name field empty is meaningless if you still use their chosen names when referring to them, remember that change starts with (You)
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>>581135821folx are saying this
GRRRRRRRR I HATE TERRRRRRRR*shits pants*
>>581136580fat brown tranny hands typed this
>>581136459Im not him but what would his assigned name be? truly an enigmatic and inscrutable figure, what one word can describe someone of that nature?
>>581136550Everything is meaningless on 4chan bruv. You not knowing that means you aren't fit for this place.
>>581136721jeetanon
>>581077518Good OP. Well done
>>581136818Reddit is two doors down buddy
>>581136721>i slipped in my weird gock fetish but im totally not him ignore the fact im suddenly running defense for him thoAnd more raped cocksucker cope to tell yourself you always do this when you get clocked it's so shameless
>>581137260Actually we share the building these days
>>581136818this feels like you trying to replicate that post which called out your subpar intelligence for not making basic surface level observations about the nature of the game, a post which raped you yesterday>>581137284I hope my bait tasted really good anon I slimed and greased it just for you sweetie
>>581136095Are you trying to be the new filterjeet, husbandposter? What a fag, stop trying to be a thread police.
>>581077518Awful OP. Never bake again.
This thread didn't turn out very manly at all. Most of these posters should be thrown off a roof.
>>581137593husbandtroon is womanbrained, of course he wants to censor hurty words
>>581137593there is no reason to be opposed to it other than bruised ego just like the filters! you have exposed yourself
>>581137565No lol. There is an old meme called "/b/ was never good." 4chan was never good, you are just addicted to the free exchange of ideas. You people are just unironic newfaggots on top of being addicted to this place.
bon appetit erg
sup my btards
>>581138131The amount of times I see something like this where an anon has to explain 4chan culture to the discord is more than 1. Some guy used to shit test them with meximoot memes and they'd always fail.
>>581138215*gets a thrombosis and dieds in agony*
>>581136459that’s his boyfriend actually
>>581138131you're not even saying anything of consequence now you are just calling yourself old and boring
erg girls all love mush he's so strong and cool and carries everyone
>>581136095>trish is brownanonThat would get too confusing and applies to too many>>581136669>>581137284You got him there
looks like terrcake wrecked the threadschizos again
>>581138652He probably ran back to /v/ hours ago. Go check their catalog you'll find his threads.
embarrassing third-person post
Why are hostcels so vulnerable?
>>581139207If they were capable of taking care of themselves, they wouldn't be summoning in the first place.
you guys should be nicer to terr.
>>581138652His influence is incredible for how little he actually posts. A handful of inane vocal stims and post-game shittalks completely mindbroke several posters into an infinite loop of rent free schizophrenia. It's honestly impressive.
Looks like he's amping himself up, someone post the webm.
>>>/v/747738824What is Creasy doing breaking containment?
>>581139207paladinGOD... you're supposed to be their ally
>>581139441>several postersjust say dalit knight
Even though you are here everyday trauma dumping
>>581139207>Princess Phoebe
>>581139207>Princess P**ebe
>>581139470>>581139131>>581134494don’t rape him too hard he’s in the middle of his mantras you could devastate him
>>581139585Kek good he’s their problem now
>>581139207Flamberge is such a cool weapon.Shame it's weak as shit.
>>581139758Is it really just deviljeet? I haven't noooticed the exact victims, only some of the exclusions.
>>581139935You don't have to quote me when quoting all your other posts. If you want my attention just ask for it.
>>581140083The dlc give you a super version that is one of the best weapons in the game.
>>581139207The game only teaches you to spam from afar and to mash out of hitstun.
Raped katanas have no hyper armor. Meme weapon for weebs.
Why does wylder attract a certain type of retard?
>>581141157shut up slut
>>581141157He's designed to be the best and easiest to use class, so even retards can do well when playing as him.Kind of like the sword and board Knight of DS3, or Vagabond in Elden Ring.
Why are yelcels so cheeky?
>>581140263didn’t mean to upset you bronybro sorry
>>581141157Everyman template that is good enough at everything.
i found him the hardest caelid boss by a significant margini dont really know how to fight godskin noble in melee
>>581141346All good broski you didn't upet me. I love seeing when you manifest your little brother syndrome. It really drives home how important I am to you.
>>581141301>mentions kinoMakes sense.
>>581141513i already told you sorry horse lover what else do you want
>>581141493>casterfraud admits melee is harderA rare moment of clarity.
It's funny that the commentator posts are never called out for shitposting, only for supporting one side or another.
>>581141737I accepted your apology, you didn't even upset me broski. I'll always accept your forgiveness or apology my dude, its the Christian thing to do.
>>581141157When are you getting a grip on reality, pendejo?
>>581140158That's his most prolific rapist, yeah
>>581141921But not the only one, most importantly. That’s all of us.
>>581141875are you the anon making christian ai videogame songs and more importantly do you actually like horseys?
>>581141875ok i won’t trigger you anymore my bad
>>581142106True, my bad king.
>>581142193No and yes. I used to ride horses growing up all the time. >>581142194All good like I said broski you haven't triggered me. You are too inept to do that I see you like a little brother.
>>581142415megabased I will hug a horsey today and tell him it was from you, should you consent hitherto
>>581142586Do whatever you want I'm sure you'll keep me in the loop kek.
>>581141921Alright well thanks for confirming >>581139758, paki knight. I guess you really are the TOS. Now who the fuck is your asslicking fanboy? Zdrada?
^^ raped schizojeet cocksucker
>>581141157Weird falseflag
>>581142860hm, well the horse said that he thinks you're a nigger so idk what that was about
>>581142901it's one of his 'cord troons
>>581143157Like I said, you'll keep me in your loops.
>>581143247well the legal team said that it can be construed as consent you'd have to take the complaint up with them
>>581143102>>581141903I'm not your rapist, sorry
>>581143612What an odd thing to say. You seem brown.
>>581143612I will be yours
>>581143612Yeah because I’m yours nice try
>>581143612>>581141157>vtumourewww failed male detected
THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING MADHOUSE
>>581143239Yeah I gathered that much. Is it that zombii character? Which player is he? Assuming he even plays
I will be yours if you let me beat the shit out of you in Dark Souls 3 PvP.
>>581143612you're beautiful
>try to run cheat table>you can't use the newest cheat engine because it's closed source! you need to follow these instructions and install this bullshit to install an old version of cheat engine!Dude, I don't give a fuck. Cheat engine has more social capital than you, I trust them.
>>581144007TGA server is full of uppity trooons what do you expect? I also followed their "instructions" on how to install an older version of CE, and it didn't work.
>>581143773that's why it's so funny it's my favourite circus
>>581144260And you're my favorite clown
>>581144191>Run Terminal or PowerShell with administrator privileges>Install Chocolatey by pasting the following line into either and pressing enter, if you don't already have it: winget install chocolatey>winget : The term 'winget' is not recognized as the name of a cmdlet, function, script file, or operable program.
I wish I had no life like ChasetheBro so I could just invade all day and night.
>>581144430you have to also be either sort of funny or a hot girl and also get extremely lucky or be jewish
>>581144430Sup guys, Chasethebro here and welcome to another video. Today I'm trying different vegetables in my asshole to see which one has the snuggest fit. With that all explained, let's get into some insertions.
>>581144191It still doesn't work if I install chocolatey manually lmao what the fuck is wrong with these trannies.
>>581144569im a single hot girl in your area
>>581144337clowns truly are the most powerful figures of the circus as they operate at a higher octave than the rest of the function, it is the only position that may bend any rules at will utterly unaffected by the other participants so bound and controlled by their designated roles all circusi needs the clown but a clown will freely choose her circus
>>581144763Yup I ran into the same issue. Why is CE 7.5 and lower just impossible to find a download exe for?
>>581145148I guess the CE developer himself also trooned out. I can find download zips for 7.4 on reddit that are *probably* safe, I guess.
>>581145125I'm starting to realize that you're another schizophrenic freak with all the retarded shit you keep talking about. I pity your husband for having to put up with your delusions every day.
Oh well, souls games are unplayable without CE and CE doesn't work anymore so I guess that era of the internet is over.
>>581145509>I guess the CE developer himself also trooned outHe just went full Jew and paywalled everything.You can still get .exes of older versions if you sign up to the CE Patreon.
>>581145651you are simply not powerful enough yet! it shouldn't have taken you three years btw it doesn't paint you in a pretty picture
>>581146068I just got the CE 7.4.3 Patreon installer, but what if he baked in anti-pirate measures?!
>>581145651She has nothing better to do than shitpost here go easy on her
>>581145863>pcucks NEED to cheat to enjoy video gamesbut why?
>>581146576I'm not spending 100 hours creating and leveling every build I want to try.
>>581146709You speak like someone that doesn't know what Elden Ring is.
>>581146709just clear the game with one character at low level and copypaste the save
Hmmm yeah I have the CE 7.4 installer but I'm afraid to run it now. I'll just play something else.
>>581146709It doesn't take that long, and how many builds do you even need to try? It sounds like you don't even really like the game in the first place if you can't stand playing it as intended.
>>581146306obsessed foid
>>581146834>>581146862>>581147032youre a raped pve tranny retard my time is more valuable than yours you worthless dog
>>581145651Poor guy works all day and comes back to a bored and lonely housewife who spent all day shitposting. Though it is his fault for transplanting her to another country away from her family and friends so she has no one else but him as her support system.
>>581147169ok but obsessed with..what exactly
>>581146576Mental rapehood is inherent to them. As are mental gymnastics to justify cheating anyway possible.
>>581147172I'm actually really good at pvp. I've only done it once but it ruined some guy's burgeoning pvp youtube channel overnight.
>>581146862That won't give you the literal dozens of thousands of materials required just to use basic consumables. I genuinely can't understand how we went from Souls where you can get everything you need for any build just from going through the game to this abomination.
please just challenge xher to a duel
I just had an argument that I had totally and irrefutably won with a redditor I made up in my head. I feel like /erg/ is a lot like this.
>>581147172Cope harder cheatroon. Use pw phantoms to carry your template save if you're that bad at the game.
>>581147214Me, the mysterious chudcel bf you cant have.
If you cheated your character in any way, sorry but you lost the right to coop with me or invade me.
>>581147480Hefty pots, shards and marika's blessing aren't basic consumables. If you can't cheat them in no one else can, so why do you need them?
>>581147691Can I still summon you or get invaded by you?
PvExisters don't undsrstand how long a PvP build actually takes to make legitimately because they play through the game maybe once a year.
>>581147808No because you'll have been blocked
Gaming.https://files.catbox.moe/hjya5c.mp4
>>581147212if you are going to call me schizo you can't be one-upping me with outlandishings like that cmon, anyways in real life my husband says sharing his thoughts with me is his favourite part of life and he called me the least npc like person he ever met, and also he sleepworks most days while his underlings are overworked managers terrified that they're not proving themselves enough and may be fired (my husband has to wait until after bonuses in spring to get rid of two)
>>581147915so weird
>>581147172wow, your heart is full of hate
>>581147569no ew I already had that discord phase in middle school and you are all the same, just waaah waaah mommy issues, so boring
Hullo ergies
>>581147874cope
>>581148039can it groomed zoomer
>>581147703Because you're fighting a 1v3 where the opposing party can and will obliterate you if you make any mistake and is almost impossible to approach and they have more healing than you + blues + infinite resummons and you can get cucked out of a heal if they sever out and a miriad of other things that make invasions biased towards the host. Just try to play as the invader for once to see what it's like. 2FP/sec for 60 second with the slowest consumable animation ever isn't OP when the enemy can and will constantly spam you from range and deny you punishes. The latency is sometimes so high that you need rot/poison just to be able to deal damage to the other party.
>>581148696wtf you brought up my lore it is my clown-given right to correct your fanfic
>>581145072fat brown trannies don't count
i went into the dungeon and i killed me a watchdog for him sw0rdwell actually i was just doing the dungeon but i am pleased nontheless
>>581146709buttered their biscuits with this simple reasoning it's a shame that you will not receive due gratitude but it's a thankless job to tell the truth
>>581148716>you don't understand i NEED my 10 per playthrough item to win a single invasionliterally skill issue. if you need to cheat to win just take the loss, it's a game.
>>581147874sane ryan doesn't need to cheat
>>581148868no one wants to hear about how you were 16 when you met your husband but he said you were really mature for your age
>>581148716I throw rocks at them while not locked on.
>>581149042Destroyed that boring attention-seeking foid, well done.
this negrito thinks he is a clown now shut it down let's get this fool committed
>>581149042ok who is really obsessed here.. clowncil agrees that your tone is best described as "jealous" with a few runner ups
>>581149068Did you spend 10 hours/day farming for those rocks? People who have never invaded might get upset if you haven't.
>is now posting it off-site because his previous garbage got rightfully reported as off-topic>Attaches his fetish to Nightreign to try to avoid off-topic reports Such a spineless coward.
>>581147703You have a point about shards and blessings, but not pots.Pots are basic consumables, hefty ones have the same requirements as regular ones so they aren't any different.You shouldn't need to grind dozens of thousands of materials to get what you could in other games just by spending some money at a merchant.
>>581149460Its a spell anon.
>>581149639i love vaguepost gossip it's like i'm really in the meangirls club
>>581147915>The raped POV
>>581149721I see the birds.
>The men and women who support Lindsay Clancy are the same sort of men and women who support Marika’s Shattering and her pitting her children against one another. Imagine if Lindsay forced her three kids to fight “for the Ring”. >Sick people everywhere.Was Marika really a bad mother tho
>>581150152>Was Marika really a bad mother thoYes and even she knew it at the end
>>581150152she gave the entire world mommy issues so yes
new 'orbhttps://www.twitch.tv/zorban
>>581148525>>581148039>>581149042Did you feel good after posting these
>>581149721>picking up a rock and throwing it is a spellJesus Christ. What IS magic??
>>581150306get out zorbjeet aka shape of night's bitch
>>581149639Never let that faggot freak ever try to pass off the wholesome redditor persona again
>>581150123Yeah they are in every spell image I think but I'm not talking about that rn. I unironically throw rocks in co-op. >>581150152Terrible and she knew it. Marika was fully aware of what the hornsent curse was and still persecuted her 2 children born of it instead of blaming herself for any of it. She binds Messmer in the shadowlands and had him kill Melina for her.
If Lindsay Clancy made her kids fight to the death instead of strangling them, the women would still wear pink for her
>>581150398yeah there were giggles and smiles all around on my end dunno about that last poster though
>>581150410its like crucible feathers of gravel stone deep lore here
>>581150581i would wear pink
>>581150573>She binds Messmer in the shadowlands and had him kill Melina for her.1. He was banished from the capital2. Melina fucked him (you see their child in the base game)
>>581150152>>581150581Marika was based don't compare her to that slag
>581I'm going to remind you again that you are just as mentally raped as those women for giving the topic even two or three minutes of importance in your day.
>>581150846fried that loser
>>581150846>who cares about women fighting to legalize killing their childrenfooling no one award
>>581150748Both of these are incorrect. You can gaze at the scadutree at specific povs in the dlc and they show a sacrifice happening in the tree. One of them shows messmer snakes attacking the sacrifice and they are coming from the person in the center doing the sacrifice.
>>581150748>Melina fucked himsay it aint so...
Marika made Mohg and Morgott fight as babies. She even bet money on it with the other noblewomen. It was a very fun time.
>>581150306Triggered ZOS good with this one thanks for sharing
>>581128469>>581126861Very enlightening thanks for explaining
>>581150676So the wannabe thread police is guilty for spamming offtopic shit as admitted by this post. You're a schizophrenic freak with a fat ego to boost, have some shame.
>>581150962Gonna need those remedies lines boss
>>581151114np terrbaby
new>>581151174>>581151174
>>581151083and she would say "my money's on the fat gay one!"
>Messmer’s flight from the ErdtreeApparently being an Empyrean doesn’t mean you can win against an entire cityPolitics > personal power
>>581150960if your government decided they will enforce that legal precedent to demoralize the weak willed then no amount of crying online is going to realistically change the already-decided outcome of manufactured theatrics like that, you are just playing a direct role in what they want by propagating both the topic, and more importantly the anger it is designed to generate for the populace
>>581151162>remediesred*
>>581151303Crying online got trump elected. The whole boomer cope about the internet not mattering died 10 years ago sis.
>>581151162NTA but here. You look embarrassing doing this constantly.
>dey want da ppl dividedfoul smelling ape
>>581151149you're the whacky one who thinks he can read my mind and know my intentions though, it genuinely makes no sense to think I have any interest in <<thread policing>> unless you are still just that assblasted by the filters that everyone else including me stopped caring about already
>>581129708Not your rapist
>>581151519yeah I'm just gonna hit you with a lol for thinking that in the big ol 2 oh 26
>>581151303>stop talking about the issue don’t you know that’s exactly what they wantSilly thing to say
>>581150962I always thought the scadutree looked like two people kissing and crumbling at the same time, the twisty one is embraced around the straight one, pulling it down
>>581151640Holy shit... I see it. It's right there. How could I be so blind at last I truly see it was there all along right under our noses how did we miss this it's so obvious hidden in plain sight how did you even notice this you must be some kind of genius you've changed the game forever
>>581151640.. ..those are branches, goofy
>>581151970It has different appearances at different places. It does look like a mother holding her child at enir-ilim, it looks like a mother having her child ripped from her some other place I can't remember, it looks like a godwyn crab god strangling the tree at the hinterlands, and it looks like messmer's snakes killing the birds at the dragon altar, at Manus Metyr you can only see the sacrifice and the people gathered around. In each screenshot the big building holding the bower of the tree looks like different things too, mainly 2 people watching the events but sometimes a hand lifting up the sun. Each different pov is showing a different side of Marika. In the end she did what she did out of love. >>581151973>>581152102You'll get over it in time.
well erg'd my friend well erg'd
lets call it a day and boil some prawn what do you say
>>581150123>>581151640>>581152335That’s not a bird… it’s a fucking COCK!!!
>>581150748>Melina fucked himfucking slut
>>581150693>>581150410the answer was always in front of us
kek
>>581152547I just want to eat prawn and play nightreign
>>581153704post your feet trish
>>581153826Not your rapist
Nice try.
My controller dced for the first 2 bars sorry for selling
Not our best thread. Maybe even worse than the last.
>>581151182Didn’t mean to trigger you sorry
>>581155470I improved /erg/ substantially.
>>581109167so weird…
>>581130747>>581133836Shut it cuck
>>581155470true
>>581155470it made me smile
>>581084583Gross
>>581112038Refer to >>581113108
>>581151184lame and early…
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