>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>581077518
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>>581151174I love feet
>this redhead could 1v1 someone 10x her size and then she had a female moment and he lost (but to appease the men we will say it's a draw), because she never lost a duel ever>this moon themed wiccan queen barged into the university and cancelled the NASA funded science because the moon is more special idk, also she's the smartest person aroundIf this game had been made in America, people would accuse characters like Rennala and Malenia of being written by woke female writers.
>>581151174where's the elden ring sequel that shows the part where I mating press Ranni every day for 1000 years?
Last thread wasn't very masculine. Try and man up this thread so you don't embarrass yourself and your family.
>>581152114I haven't had sex in 37 years
>>581152114nursing handjobs from erg hags
>>581152114Tall order. The schizophrenic bitch is probably on her period, or is pretending to be.
>>581151478Females with super powers have always been a thing in the West. Stop being a negro zoomer for thirty minutes and go read some old myths.
Apparently, according to Miyazaki, Melina and Messmer are the reborn/rebirthed forms of the Gloam-Eyed Queen and the Abyssal Serpent, respectively. Marika defeated, slew her former foes, and then birthed them again, as her own children, sealed and bound and controlled by grace.That’s highly, HIGHLY sinister.
What's the connection between invading and school terrorism?
>>581152340>Females with super powers have always been a thing in the West.It’s more of a thing in the east, and in the west it’s usually a guy, not a woman
>>581151174>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdY
i never get summoned as a blue...
>>581152114o-o-ok I'll try uwu
>>581152515Manifest Destiny shows a goddess striding across the land.
don't let the ergs know about the top secret templar cult of inanna
>>581152434>traumatized nerd too scared to confront his bully alone even in a video gamecan't make this shit up
>>581152885Probs didn't want to ruin another youtube channel just starting out.
>>581152434I could go for some fat ugly bastard redcel x submissive and breedable host
>>581152627I'm gonna marry Ranni
>>581152270I'm gonna breed erg hags
>>581152627Cutie
I'm gonna eat my fajitas
>>581152653That’s because national personifications tended to be female in general barring ones like Uncle Sam
>>581153545based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based
>>581153062I did a build like that once, it actually worked pretty well.
Bonny Village was a shaman village. Marika betrayed her people. Sold them out.
>>581153701Its because most of these nation specific entries are just neoclassical renditions of Athena and Nike. The nation used this imagery everywhere. I literally only remember the Manifest Destiny image because of the woman walking across the land.
>>581153062The host has a womb tattoo preventing pregnancy, however, a blue spawns in and casts law of regression with dramatic consequences.
>>581153892Bonny village was a hornsent village with shaman cattle. Yes, Marika sold out her people but she didn't work alone. She is only half of a 2 bitch schema. >>581154035Picture the indian feathers as horns and it's Marika conquering the hornsent.
the feathersent
>>581154319Marika had a sister, you realize.
>>581152114how do you make a thread masculine?
Are those horns even horns? Seem more suspicious. Like calculus.
Imagine if the shamans weren’t peaceful at all, and were just like the crazy ladies from Dominula? What if the Hornsent and the Shaman were just two different factions of sickos? One was just a lot bigger and stronger.
>>581155151Post manly content instead of posting type bs in pretty dresses and gossiping about thread personalities like schoolgirls
>>581154243Now that's the good stuff, now add in the host wraps her legs around the redcel as she senses he's close and he can't pull out. She's wanted a strong child for a while and this was her trap.
>>581155128Nah, Nanaya was a hornless hornsent like Midra. She coaxed the hornsent into going pogrom to divert attention away from Marika. They are the white and black figures that keep showing up in the deep deep lore of this twinbird lore stuff. One of the catacombs even shows them on the ceiling of the boss room and the white lady has a tree growing next to her (Marika) and the other has the madness head/eye next to her (Nanaya). Behind all the color shit in ER there is still the basic light/dark duality of dark souls. The 2 laws of the GO were actually gleaning into a real universal truth without knowing it.
is elden ring
Artorias Boss Guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds
>>581155803>One of the catacombs even shows them on the ceiling of the boss room and the white lady has a tree growing next to her (Marika) and the other has the madness head/eye next to her (Nanaya)May I see it?
>>581155803https://youtube.com/watch?v=DozC3-NzuZE
>>581155803Nanaya wasn’t Marika’s sister, you realize. She’s a whore who went from prospective to prospective. Midra was too stubborn and she died before she could move on to a new prospective lord of frenzied flame. Midra only succeeded at the very end, much to the irony of Nanaya’s death (although she could be like Shabriri; it might not be her real body). Regardless, Midra failed in more ways than one, and lost to you, the player.
>>581156079why do you need a boss guide for a boss that has been solved for 14 years
>>581156116
>>581156450aurora borealis?
>>581156450Here's the panel before this one showing the 2 women, one white, one black.
Nanaya told Midra to endure because she knew he’d crack eventually. But why wouldn’t the Hornsent just kill him?
>>581156849>>581156450carved vaults got me bricked ngl
>>581156849
>>581156849Here's the mounted white and black women again in the belarut bloodbath.
Marika helped Ranni. Marika came to regret being a god and saw in Ranni that same defiance, only Ranni didn’t make the mistake she did, yet. A funny contrast. Ranni grew to hate her once beloved father, only to fall in line with the woman she originally thought she’d hate. Ironic, no?
>>581157508>Marika helped Ranni.lol no
>>581157508cycle of the raped
>>581152434You blues are worse than dog.
You know what? Fuck /erg/! I'm simply gonna try the new class.
hail /erg/
>>581158360hf
>>581158360Get a good look of the erdtree while playing instead of ignoring it all game like everyone else.
>>581158360What's this got to do with erg? It's the best start class for pure str/end
>>581158634She's mad about what we are talking about so she performatively announced she is leaving in anger.
Can't attack the Lion's Flank part 1https://files.catbox.moe/7bllwm.mp4Can't attack the Lion's Flank part 2. I wanted to avoid damage from his ice stomp, and I'm pretty sure that position is safe.https://files.catbox.moe/pt6nxa.mp4can't attack the Lion's Flank part 3. Except this time, it was my team that attacked, and I just ran into it.https://files.catbox.moe/7hkkje.mp4Wanted to run left, but wait, the breath attack came out, I need to jump left. But *skrrt* can't jump because I turned too fast.https://files.catbox.moe/2bb02l.mp4How dare I approach the boss during neutral.https://files.catbox.moe/hxeyzb.mp4So apparently, you're only allowed 1 slow attack, or 2 fast attacks at the Lion's flank, before he performs quick attack that can 2-hit kill you.Never run left, because the sweeping breath attack goes clockwise.And don't approach him while he's neutral.Yeah, I don't like this.
>>581158778none of these work for me. are you talking about elder lion or dancing lion
>>581158464Thank you!>>581158481Don't worry, I'm playing the intended way.>no early greyoll runes>no early radagon soreseal>no running around with torrent>gonna upgrade my starter weapon until I find a cooler one>fat roll until I feel like leveling up my endurance>>581158634Because /erg/ sucks!
>>581158778Dancing Lion has always been a jank pos boss like a lot of SoTE's sloptent
>>581159010Sorry, but I worked hard to prepare all of these clips so I can complain properly. If you can't view them, then you probably shouldn't join the discussion.
What happened to webm converter? I used to download a ready made exe but now I have to compile it?
>oie troons out and first thing xhe does is 3bar as recluse Fitting and stunning
>>581159118You better not have picked up that loot or you invalidated your comfy run. Wait, the godrick knight armor is probably worse than your starter armor isn't it? Carry on king.
>>581158778>I need to jump left.I meant "I need to jump right"
>>581159454Did you wipe?
greasy doesn't wipe he just changes his diaper
>>581159425There is nothing wrong with trooning out into a 3bar bimbo
>>581158778activated my almond
>>581159443These low-ranking knights probably have armor made of brass, among other garbage they found in the nearest dump. I couldn't bring myself to equip it.
>>581156259Wonder if Nanaya was the one who sicced the hornsent on the manse, since Midra wasn't getting enough done
>opponent starts spamming that lightning bolt attack reddit uses>call him a virgin and block himI win.
>block my rapist>trauma dump hereFTFY-
>>581159425I wanted to finally get the champions path achievement
>>581160879That is what it appears to have happened in this image >>581154319
i fought some fat loser yesterday in liurnia on my death/gelmir guy this bloke was wearing verdigris with the smithscript cirque spam at 125 like where are your parents brother
>>581161264...poodoodoo?
>>581161340puanghur
>>581161264Rushing the dlc early is easy. Hell, I'm lvl 130 playing casually and the dlc has been a fucking breeze and I'm running a quality slopspread of stats that looks mental.
>>581154741you're beautiful
'sup my larders
>>581162287Rushing the DLC is just annoying because you need a build for low level mohg and you have to do a bunch of annoying ass varre chores.
>>581162739also i really hope the implication in your post isnt that 130 is early for dlc that would be crazy
>>581160908You won.
>>581162739The varre quest is 5 minutes with the offline invader. You can kill mohg with statuses.
you really only need a halfway upgraded somber weapon and some hp to check mohg at like level 60 maybe the stupid physick gem
>>581159921Sometimes I just let it marinade to intimidate people around me then take a shower later.
>>581162951Meant for >>581162739
'zuk
>>581162897It's not 5 minutes. It's more like 15 minutes.
>>581163128It took me under 5 I was rounding up, I had already explored altus so going to the 2 spots I needed was just a warp away.
you zuk me upjust to terr me down
>>581163495>>581163110Shut it cuck
>>581162951You don't even need the purifying crystal tear, you get nearly all the golden seeds for 14 flasks before altus, just heal through the bloodboon ritual, doesn't matter that the fight takes 30 seconds longer
>>581163047hmmmm nyo
erg was probably both the best and worst part of Nightreign. Having a regular rotation of familiar players is infinitely more fun than randos, and almost nobody is running haloslop or beast claw just to trivialize the game. Unfortunately it might also be the single greatest concentration of mentally ill freaks I've ever encountered.
>>581164062ok slut
lovely ergie gamer frens
>>581164062>might
>>581164062top 5 freaky ergies?
>>581164062Realistically speaking who was actually weird on the pass? Like everyone I played with was fine in game, no one really threw tantrums except maybe 1-2 games. I never got added or harassed or anything actually weird. Seemed like most people just wanted decent people to play with.
>>581164496Pass players were pretty much fine aside from a couple people, assuming no one was also anonymously shittalking while acting friendly while playing. Mainly what is posted in the thread is what I'm talking about.
trish clears desu
I want to erp with trish
I do already erp with trish
zor' livehttps://www.twitch.tv/zorban
love her sm
Why can't hostcels just not die?
>>581164745Who was truly mentally ill and who was just fucking around?
>>581165117how many type B casters have summoned you?
>>581164062That’s indisputably the case, but like you said, it’s a double edged sword. It was probably fine if you just ignored the thread though.
>>581165172I'm not contributing to some weird witch hunt drama. Get a fucking life loser
>>581165059lucky
>>581164496True. We do have lost causes such as the greatbow raider, samefagging mexican tranny, and essayman but most people who play on the pass are alright.
>>581165117That's why you always coop as a FTH build with all the great elemental barriers + golden vow slotted in.
>>581165946They were in a Rykard boss fight with no stormrulers, they saved themselves some time.
mindbroken by trishtina award
spoopy
>>581166724Did you catch that too?
>look at the SmoughTown book online>look at credits>Thank you to my family and friends in IndiaOh no no no no
Why can't hosts survive the BRC? (big red cock)
>>581166724He's been stalking me like this all day. For years lol.
>>581166784must've been the wind...
>>581166848Came here after the /vg/ drop in the thread is he really doing it here too?
I hate women and they still want to date me. I don't get it.
>>581166064Pretty sure that was the cave with the beastmen boss that you have to carefully drop down
>>581167181The guy playing can give a definitive answer. I'm pretty sure that boss doesn't have a fogwall you just drop down into their boss room but I might be thinking of a different cave.
I hate men and they still want to date me. I get it.
>swift glintstone shard>gavel of haima>rellanas twin moons>comet>carian slicer>carian piercerLiterally all you need to wreck hostiggers
>>581167395Please be my girlfriend
>>581166784This was a joke btw no one knows what you're talking about when you go into your schizo vaudeville routine
>>581167084Read the thread, or the last, and find out for yourself.
>>581167395Well yes, you're a gay mentally ill man who will never be a woman. Of course other gay men want to date you.
really makes you think. i want some egg noodle bad
>>581165267murdered that dramatroon
>>581167619it's called transbians and it's real pure amor
i got to radahn. is there more after him or am i missing these pieces?
>>581167619Why are you projecting this hard towards a shitpost? You'll find your own gay husband one day.
>>581168448You missed those places.
>>581168448he is the end of the main route, those grey areas must be accessed through obscure routes elsewhere
>>581166205I love trish too
queuers?
>>581168940Someone needs to take out the trash first
>>581168448The little lake north of Moorth ruins has a cave that leads north and then west then south to get you to the Rauh base. The other place down south can be entered by going south down the river that is flowing from the lake right southeast of the Black Keep. Why am I even bothering, your personal pins mean you are looking things up on a wiki anyway just use the wiki.
>>581169050nigga
>>581169117brother i'm pinning the map pieces so i can see where they are in world.
>>581156079>STILL doing videos on niterainguy's too talented to be covering a dead and abandoned game
>>581167463Honestly, you could cut that down to just Swift Shard + the L2 of the Carian Regal Scepter and still win most invasions.
>>581164478terrsneedgertrishmushzorban
>>581169295How'd you know to ping the church in abyssal woods?
>>581169729because the markers are on the uncharted map you dumbass
>>581169860Kek
>>581165172I think the answer to that question is pretty apparent
>>581168940Are you actually queued or are you creasy
>>581169050get to it moidie
>>581170108Greased up and ready to quote
>>581168648Ywnbaw
>>581169537Spinning great katana makes me lol
>>581170551that all you got bwi he cooked you
>>581170551>actually lost it to a shitpostGet a load of this sissy faggot who yearns for a husband
>>581170720That's all I need. That single phrase makes trannoids kill themselves en masse. It's impressive, really.
>>581168940liar benchod
>>581171019sybau bloody basterd
>>581171158sigh. bao
>>581171226fuck you bloody
>>581171019we in game punjab
>>581170856source? ...thought so
anon took a smoke break it's going to be a while
gg horse
>>581172928Bad game, why didn't you sit on my face?
ggs horsethis coulda been great
Things that annoyed me last expeditionScholar just happening to dodge as soon as I go for a melee attackhttps://files.catbox.moe/jga9wg.mp4An attack I'm actually good at dodging, suddenly hits me for reasons unknown. Same inputs as always. Anomalous results.https://files.catbox.moe/9kjq78.mp4
>>581156450ARG chad, still at it. I love this guy. I want whatever PCP he smoked
>>581159282Dancing Lion simply requires a massive amount of movement, I sprint in and out just fine
>>581174063Based triggered retard. That post is 3 hours old how desperate are you?
>>581174797I didn't see the second image I take it back.
uhh...guys?
>>581175384we are chosen
>>581173589If you're counting every single mishap and annoyance maybe you should move onto a different game
>>581173115zenokino
>>581175384Age of trash
>>581176545kek
gg small dino
Where'd everybody go?
>>581180354In Queue
>>581180354Curfew for all the underage posters that we have
>>581180354Was queued for like 10 min and it didn't proc the pop proc proc proc proc pop proc so I left
my husband smells like bbq in bed tonight mmmmmm
>>581169432>gets raped in d5 post rushed "guides">talentedDont talk about yourself/your bf, fat brownmutt
GG SSB.I don't think my relics are that bad in lightning rev but I think I do way more on beast claw. Also was given so many good passives.
>>581174213No amount of "just fight the boss x amount of hours" will change the fact that it's terribly designed
>>581180354the brown side of the world is at work
>>581183404That was a pretty sick worm kill we did
>>581183750Yeah both times desu, also worm didn't do the jump attack after line charge second time. I was more surprised I survived taking a hit from worm straight on. The lack of stamina is real on Rev, I shouldn't have greeded one more spear.
how much izzat do you get for winning in depth 5?
>>581184460enough to get bloody canadian visa sir
>>581180354Threadshitters went to bed>>581184553Explains a lot actually
I am Velka, I'm also the Gloam-Eyed Queenask me anything
>>581185152do you want a tupperware full of leftovers?
>>581185281yes!
>>581185152should I go lightning or sharp for my weapons in my dex build?
>>581185152is melina related to you?
>>581185404she is me and so is metyr
hey you skipped my question
>>581185316yes
>>581185152how do I win?
>>581185614i don't knowyou didn't tell me
>>581141858What does commentary post mean
>>581185607
>>581185683the play-by-plays, i.e. "you clocked him good" "sent that freak flying" "hit the nail on the head and struck a nerve"
>>581186234Ohhh right yeah those are pretty annoying, they've been complained about a few times though but definitely not enough. I think this is the only general where it's this frequent, very weird behavior
>>581186234having a strange cheerleader when I'm trashing a retard is pretty fun
>>581185701you're beautiful
>>581186582patting yourself on the back*it's all samefagging
>>581186234those posts are valuable additions to the conversation and genny culture
so much turmoil in erg... we need reforms...
>>581185701d-sama?
>>581187176we should start by banning porn and mandating 70 minute outdoors walks so that your brains get bigger and you stop wanting to look at porn it would fix everything
>>581187285You mean like China? They'd find something else to jerk off to, like feet.
It's safe to say the incestjeets lost massively
>>581187285>ban porn >30k yuh yuh sent freak flying to allah posts remain
incestaryans won bigly and made the browns VERY mad
^^ raped third world porn addicted mutant
i feel like eating some blue toothpaste fits the spirit of elden ring
not this again
>>581185152Should I queue mmv?
Doing a str int build with the fall star beast jaw, is there a checklist I for stuff I need for the dlc? Like flasks and stuff. I don't care for the base game I want to replay the dlc
>>581188498there's a checklist for exactly that in the jeenine discord
>>581187638you waiting until now to start again is very mentally unhealthy of you but I would still hug you unless you are indian
>>581188772the anti-incestrapevictim started it thoughever
>>581187638Said by nary a soul
>>581188920"anti-incest" is very mentally sound coded
>>581152434One thing I noticed from these webms is that it's always a noob red that's getting killed.
love is love bigot
>>581158778I always try to be very reactive on its flank. You can jump the bites but it's very hard.
>>581188920>incestfag calling someone else a rape victim
i was raped
>>581188920>>581189549>>581189682Women seem to enjoy being raped, that's probably why they keep voting for the policies that import millions of foreigners from 3rd world shitholes.
>>581189682daily and ITT, we know
Be quiet everybody I am about to masturbate
...
Schlop Schlop Schlop Tarnished cummies in Ranni Melimeli Sellen and Millicent Tummies Schlop Schlop Raising a happy famileee
>>581189682we know creasy
>>581190376to which eldie
Miquella
>>581189682we know trish
miyazaki's next game will have a boat
I have finished masturbating
>>581191532To what?
>>581191983It's a secret
>>581191269yarrr R)
>>581189221Yes, reds are shit at the game and redtarded we already established this years ago.
not me dough
This absolute coward won't let me keep attacking his flank. I've been trying for 30 minutes to get it to no avail.
>>581192560This lion is so powerful he changes the genre of the game into a turn based game.
Who is your favorite soulstuber? For me it's ymfah
>>581192950A turn based game where it's always my turn sounds so cool.
jee
>>581193006iamamish
>>581193029yes
>>581193527Does this guy still slobber on jeetnine's cock or did he finally stop
>>581186234Those are very fun I’d like them to always continue >>581187285That would be a start but not enough
>>581194036Ofcourse you find them fun you're the faggot who constantly spams it
>>581194019*jeetwhine
>>581190540why did you leave Melina out?
>>581195068read it again
>>581195541ooh i thought you meant Meli Meli from final fantasy 14
>>581195825>/xivg/troonSo lame and raped...
>>581195825you're beautiful
>>581196001Rancid mushjeet post this is why you're universally hated
guys please stop joking about rape, it isn't funny. I personally am a rape survivor. I was raped by dragonirian in the sweltering summer of '89
>>581190540Ryabros...
>>581196359She's dead
Skinning Boc and forcing her to turn her own hide into a nice coat for her lord.
>>581197151pretty sure he's a dude. agreed though.
>>581196438so is Melina, unless you saved her, in which case she hates you. there's no way you can cummy in her tummy sadly.
I just got a cheating brown retard that got upset at me because I turned on my own cheats. I wish I knew how to corrupt other people's saves.
>>581201609t. another cheating brown retard
why are PCheaters like this
>>581197151they should sell those as merch
back up, stinky
Doesn't it make you sad 80% of normal posters and pw players left because of the schizos and thread shitters
>>581205335Source?
>>581205335No. pass players are all troonsters from an anti-4chan brigading discord.
>>581205459Do you see those anons still around
>>581205335>80%source?>because of the schizossource?>and thread shitterssource?
>>581173115almost godlike relic, perfect for my heavy thrusting sword raider
>>581196068gigatruke
>>581206372im still here (day 1 nightreigner)
everytime i relisten to nightreign's ost im reminded as to how it blows the fuck anything fromsoft has made out of the water
>>581208537how do you feel about the game then compared to now
>>581209252I have learned to dodge the heolstor nuke by music, maybe I'll try doing it with my eyes closed next time
>>581209252Don't tell this anon that Fromsoft made Nightreign.
>>581209505source?
>>581209252Caligo remains undefeated, I honestly think hers is the best song in a From game and the competition is pretty stiff.
>love frostbite>love bleed>love Eleonora's Poleblade>it has fire which resets frostbite>spellblade frost/bleed feels like a lot>cold infusion nerfs innate weapon bleedAlright spergs, what would be your recommendation for a frost/bleed build? I've been using the Great Reed Katana with cold infused Stormcaller but just got Eleonora's Poleblade. With the switch, I'm using Glintstone Icecrag for frostbite, then slashing away till a bleed proc. But I like the weakened defenses of frostbite which gets burned off when I slash.Thoughts? Ideas?
>>581209739Fire K***ht's Greatsword has innate fire and can still be infused. Same for the dagger.
>>581209505you don't know that
im in da q
>>581209338i have autism henceforth i dont feel anything
>>581209959mmv?
>>581210232vanilla
Great katana with carian sovereignty ash of war hyper armor for slaying hostiggers? Um yes please.
>>581209739offhand frost warped axe, mainhand bleed Bloodfiend's Arm or bleed Great Stars if you dont have the equip load yethave a minimum of 61 poise, enjoy your broken build
da q is DED
Total redcel death
>>581211018RedGODS own you yellowcel
>>581209739Dual cold great stars. Spam jump L1s. That's it.
Lets get this over with quickly.
>>581211018Is this on PC? If so at which level so I can gape you.
Furled Faggots couldn't dream of being good enough to 1v3+
i stopped playing nightreign just cause partly the meta had shifted in a way i didn't find fun (people were now killing bosses and nightlords very quickly)but also i didn't really know how to fight the dlc stuff and was getting my a$$ kicked
>>581211467I never played it because I'm 34 and my wife is my only friend
>>581210330im omw
>>581194610I was right the first time
>>581211543weird thing to admit
>>581211737I don't mind being out of my roaring 20s. It's peaceful.
>>581211286thankyou
Uh oh it's DOSjeeta meltdown hours again
>>581212338He already ran back to /v/ to make wolverine threads and seethe.
>>581209252Bloodborne still unbeaten to this day*
>>581212338got his ass here can't even lie
>>581211189Can you spit my semen out before gargling words at me thanks>>58121134360 +12, wait your turn though bitch, plenty of other redcels are gagging for it right now.
>>581212480How do you send him into his loops every single time?
>>581213218You sure think about cum and cock a lot.
1/3 vanilla
>>581213218keep your gay fantasy to yourself faggot
>>5812134421/3 breakfast
>>581213383So does your mother lol
>>581214532Yes, I'm sure most women do, which is something you'll never be.
>>581214624murdered that animal
>>581214624>troon brainrot rent freeUh oh, call the wrangler he's loose again
GG, slicers don't exist. I was tempted to pick that blue carian gs but I had red gravwell with charged sorc passive.
gg 3bug this game is so ez lol
>>581213623it's not happening, maybe it's time to uninstall the game for good.
>>581213018you've never played nightreign, how would you be able to compare the two
>>581205335I like how the schizos are quoting people who are not even here anymore, truly deranged and obsessed browns
>>581214853True and no one wants to do memev in fear of Radahn into Malenia.
Imagine basing your entire identity on being a redcel, then getting upset when you get raped and gaped. What a fascinating mindset.
>>581215476It would be like a living hell. Imagine if your downfall was documented on top of knowing it happened.
>>581205335No I think they just got bored of the game mostly and moved on to other ones. >>581209252It’s decent but that’s simple not true.
>>581215189Malenia doesn't even have phase 2 and Radahn has only 2 custom moves... one of which you just jump once! It's not that bad
>ahhhhh chasethebitch, jewnine, staleovsky help meee
sick madness build dude gg
>>581215730>forgot the 'ebm
gg goat
i thought poison attack up and increased phys was forbidden fruit
>>581216027i do not know the specifics but relics rewarded from expeditions have different generation
>>581215189I got banned for trying to port my mmv save over to base, it still lets me queue but idk if it will only put me with chinese cheaters
Yikes
>>581215723Stop posting this garbage, pendejo.
>>581214898>not happening>made literally seconds after a gg postkek
>>581216709yep, i'll queue for a while
Anyone got any tips for bruteforcing past Rivers of Bloom arts spam in 2v1 or even 3v1 PvP? There's only so much that Endure into Bonk can help when those niggers can spam it nigh endlessly. I don't think there's any amount of natural Poise that can tank either the R1 or R2 unsheathe of the RoB, right?
>>581216816Backstep x2.
>>581216590>shiteazu so mindbroken he speaks spanish nowkino
>>581216816Your best option is to probably return some spam of your own and then pick off any lone retard.
>>581216816Medium shield setup parry when you can get one of them without the others instantly dogpiling you. Also, just crossbow bolting one of them as they do the weapon art is usually enough to discourage them from indiscriminately spamming it.
>>581202759mental rapehood. there’s no helping them.
>>581215476>>581215953>>581216363intimidated those freaks off the board good work.
>>581211659not at all, no
>>581216816Use items or spells and put them in between you and the spammer. There is a delicate balance of bitchslapping someone when they start up their spam to stop them learn how to do it.
>>581217141It's because this кинó song spoke to me on a very deep level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut3UnhpPdtE
>>581215723Continue posting this kino, hermosa.
>>581217141I don’t think that’s viteazu dude
>>581216816Fatroll into robert with a single piece of briar gear on.
>>581215953dont post my ancient 'ebms bitch
>>581217437i was hoping for this to be the band kino but ofcourse nothttps://youtu.be/DiDUIfMk7go
>>581217786weird damage control after your girlfriend already admitted it's her
>>581217868These people are monsters they'll destroy everything you made. Someone deep fried my daughter the other day.
>look at "pvp" webm>cheat engineEvery fucking time.
Love taking out the (likely cheating) trash.
>>581218182My eyes naturally look down at the item wheel when a webm opens. I close it instantly if I see a consumable item maxed out.
>>581187638>>581189314said everyone to ever draw breath
>>581217967Do you believe everything people here tell you
>>581215953>>581215730>>581217868Shut it terrjeet no one asked
>>581218320Yes, I am very gullible so the anon's trick me pretty often
>>581218372>hindu brainrotMy condolences
>TOS woke upthere goes the comfy thread
>>581218320I do, but I'm a nice guy irl that doesn't understand the evil of mankind. I fall into bad situations constantly because I don't see the evil in front of me when it presents itself. I'm pretty much a pretty blonde girl that hasn't faced issues in life, but I'm a guy.
>>581218582Sweet the lolski is trying out a new name for an anon.
Your rapists are always here dude get that through your thick skull already
>>581194303Sorry they make you so upset but no they're just funny and necessary as others >>581187121 agree with
Uh oh TOSjeet meltdown hours has begun
Hmm yep. This one won't be embarrassing themselves again any time soon.
So many poltroons in this thread...
>>581219283He went back to /v/ to make nightreign threads already.
>>581216804dead as fuck 5 more mins and im sleeping
vitty x trishy is peak new ship
I still have NO fucking clue who tos or dos are supposed to be
>>581219386Ok im coming
>>581219418And I'm supposedly the obsessed one here.
>>581219525>spergs out at random anons out of nowhereyes very much so and The Raped
>>581219380>just checked>it's realHoly shit you were right. This is not a good look for TOScuck at all.
>>581189682>>581196076we know t*** we know
>>581219662He's be fine he can spam pony porn when he gets too mad, it always calms him down.
>>581219505No one does. Just point and laugh at the schizo when you see it.
>>581219661>random>avatarfags and posts fetish art in the thread
>>581219519i think youre yanking my chain my man
>>581219525You are honestly.
>>581219505We all get labeled by a doxed idiot. We can accurately label all his personas and it triggers him so he tries to regain his agency like a raped woman by giving us names he made up. You've seen this play out for months, everyone laughs at the mentally ill guy and call him his online names to trigger him. He can't do the same so he makes up names to strip your anonymity from you. It doesn't ever work and he leaves angry, multiple times a day.
>>581219505Everybody does. Just cheer and applaud at the sane person.
>>581216639it wasn't meant to be>>581217996sorry
>>581220379I'm playing around lol, anon took my OC and made his own OC from it. It was cute.
GG SSB. Nice worm kills, also I am glad both of you had LLTBT so only 1 balancer came lmao. My Skill only did like 1800 damage so it'd have been pain to deal with multiple of them. A part of me wanted to swap to normal build since I saw carian parry but already had 3 skill ups.
>>581220595gg no one got wormed and you two had huge damage
where is everynyan, vanilla or mmv?
>>581222001mmv domo
Guess im queueing mmv
>>581219386i gave up so i'm playing other stuff now
>>5812222813/3
>>581219901Avatargods are erg culture newfag
Is 50/+10/+4 a good invasion range?
>>581223803Sure
>>581205335once again reminding your passive little bitch self that if you want to care about things like community retention, what you want is a discord server not a public anonymous thread
>>581225618oh dear
>>581217437>lolicerdoshahaha
>>581225618What a strange post.
>>581225837Japón es cagada, carnal.
GG MMVligo. I completely forgot about invaders at blood forge. Also I wonder if dormant crossbows are broken because not once I've seen either of new ones, it's just usual crepus and pulley.
>>581226024it's true>>581226456es bien cierto wey tienes la cara embarrada con toda la razon
English, mother fucker, do you speak it?
>>581226875It isn't true. He's completely right in the fact how depressing it most normal posters left and the only ones remaining are mostly schizos.
>>581227140that's like being mad that the food in your plate spoiled after sitting there for 4 years
>>581226875Ad de verum, nate.>>581227058This is a Latinx general, wey.
>>581227058Most of this general is either brown or ESL.
c'est tres vraiment vrai et tu cerveau de merde doit accepter ça
>>581227914fsl-kun...
>>581227889I'm not fully brown I just have a slight tan, my dad is puerto rican and my mom is white
faster speed of light, huh..
Knowing 2 languages is bad because i don't
1/3 will give it until 20 past before going with randos.
Being EFL and knowing multiple >>>
>>581230571mmv or vanilla
>>581230737Yeah sure.EnglishAmericanAustralian
>>581230829mmvanilla
>>581230829Vanilla.
>>581230829whos asking?
>>581230737>>581230858Y'all mind if a whiteboy speaks a lil cantonese tonight
>>581231045terr
>>581231045isaac
>>581231112不是好
Still waiting it's not even gone to 2/3 yet is the queue really this dead?
>>581231529
good job blueGOD
>>581231529>>581231721It went 2/3 for a second on my end.
>>581231796So one of us is blocked.Put your block list. Mine is empty.
vanilla never shows the actual count, very rarely will it sometimes show 2/3 but then go back to 1/3 a few seconds later even when both of you are still in the queue waiting
It's official: hostcels lost meanwhile redGODS are victorious
>>581231903I don't have anyone from erg blocked I only block chinks I've played with in random matches with obviously cheated relics.
>>581187638>>581189314said by no one to ever draw breath
2/3 I guess giving it until :40 then I'll go with randoms for real this time.
>>581187638 >>581189314 Everyone who ever lived said this at some point or another.
>>581232517lol I just opened the game and got a match instantly
>>581231980Source?
>>581232623Oh... then I must be the blocked then.
>>581231980Poor guy is in his coping mantra loops again. What did you do to him this time?
>>581187638>>581189314No one who ever lived said this at some point or another.
>>581232875Same as every other day he came back right after his bg3 thread archived lol.
Did every anon get a game? I can queue now.
>>581187121>>581194036>only the shitposts I personally enjoy are okay
Based references.
@zorbanyou playing WoW forever beta tomorrow?
>>581235617just shameless samefags/schizobrowns who enjoy shit stirring
>>581236327But you call everyone brown in your schizophrenic fugue state.
We are all brown
>>581236689I'm dubbing myself BOS (brown onichan Schrödinger).
gg red birds
>>581237320GG. Haven't played with Terr is a century. Lots of damage negation this run. Damage was not stellar but it was more than enough.
>>581236405You didn’t have to roundhouse him like that.>>581236832Ok this was kinda funny.
>>581235617you had your point proven good job
>>581237952Thanks BOSS (brown onichan Schrodinger sympathizer)
What are anons in queue of? Vanilla? MMV?
Hello erg girls
>>581239265Kill yourself.
>>581239265can it pakipest
>>581235617I mean I think like this
>>581239265hiiii
>>581240031if somebody outside in real life saw you would they tell me that they saw a girl, or a nerd?
>>581241017wat
>>581241287writing down the answer as male
>>581239265Hiiii
>>581241017Most people here are girls. Yes
>spacing exploit failedJapón es cagada.
>>581235981I dont care
>>581243148What do you need of me now?
We (yes, WE) will play TheDuskbloods™ when it releases.
>>581243593you and I? waw
>>581243648You bet.
>>581241017it's 2026
>>581241017Why not both? Like the boobs and face say woman, but the anime and game buttons and messenger bag say fucking nerd.
>>581245635Awooga!!!!
>>581244446>>581243593Source?
not even tina could save this
>>581245761He's too cowardly to save anything.
Fuck /erg/!
>>581245761who's that
>>581245635if a stranger can call you a girl and still call you a girl after having a conversation with you then you're fine girl, go chase that gamer validation your failed daddy never gave you
though she is the owner of the brave's cord circlet
who is your fav boogeyman to seethe at
1/3
devil jeet
>>581246138I been sayin dis
terr jeet
1-5 ds36-9 dl0 ds2
>>581246163Someone who calls people obsessed while shipping himself with said people.
>>581246895that's so messed up
>>5812465292/3
>>581246539I'm sure you have your reasons!
trish x terr x mush x devil x phoebe
why are there thorns
Still 2/3 or 1/3
>>581246997Trannies are very mentally unwell.>>581247034Epic webm.
>>581192560The problem isn't that the Lion defends his flanks. It's that the move comes out so fast, that it's non-reactable. It's anticipatory.It's especially egregious when you're playing with others, because the boss changes attention on a dime. You might think you're safe as long as he's looking at others. But then in an instant, he's targeting you with no wind-up.Once again, for the thousandth time. It's an attack that you just have to assume can always come out, so there's no real way to handle it, except not be there in the first place. Which is what you do in the webm. You never actually take it's back to make it to the flank protecting attack. Instead, you jump over the ice attack.(which btw, have really bad tells too)The dancing lion is mostly a grey amorphous blob that squirms around with draping cloth and fur to further obscure its movements. It's like Fromsoft looked at every good attack signalling design convention and intentionally did the opposite.
>>581247626true...
>>581246895proof?
the divine beast dancing lion is fair and honest
>>581247889If you know you can jump half his attacks yes, if you haven't discovered that no.
>>581247737https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Vitty/page/1/>>581247889True.>>581247626I can react to it just fine, personally.
>>581247965>every post is my boogeymanand other behaviors of theraped
>>581246438>>581246254>>581246191strange posts
>lion
is devil ironeye or wylder
>>581248171What a queer response to my objectively correct post.
>>581248564Which anon is that?
>>581248398gegterr
>>581192560watch an actual pro play this fight. the amount of openings for CR2's is ridiculous if you're skilled. though probably not with that weapon.
>>581248993fact check status: true, certified fresh and everyone is saying this.
>>581247965I've called you vitty too. Sorry it's just your name now. Next time choose a less shit username. vitty melty!
>>581247952And that's another thing. Being able to jump over the ice is unintuitive, because the crystals are as tall, if not taller than the player. You literally can't jump that high to avoid the graphic of the ice. Plus, the ice remains on the ground for an extend period, as these jagged spiky protrusions. Conventional game logic would tell you that you can't touch spiky things. Even if you could iframe the initial blast, you would still land into the spikes.And Fromsoft has created spike hazards before. Remember the curse inducing crystals from Dark Souls 1? If you stand in them, they quickly build up the curse status. So fromsoft knows that big spikes read as a hazard. But then randomly decided for THIS boss, "actually, the spikes aren't a hazard. You can just jump on top of them"
memba when they nerfed hoarfrost stomp
>>581247626>what do you mean i have to play neutral? what do you mean i have to commit to actions? i should just be able to mash r1 and cancel into a dodge any timeoh greasy
>>581248993uh oh
>>581249284>what about the spikes in this game where you can't jump
>>581248564Both
>>581249602You can jump in Dark Souls.
hmmmmm
>>581249454He has that filtered you need to space it out or something
>>581249845don't be an idiot, you know what i mean
>>581249845Those are less convenient to perform and don't disable the hurtbox on the lower half of your character or give you invincibility during certain moves.
>>581249957You first. You knew what I meant. Didn't stop you from saying something idiotic.
>>581249923you and i both know hes not even using his own filter list
chat, I ought to goon rn, send me your best duchess and recluse art >>581192391glad I stopped trying to pvp after like the first hour, the ammount of effort you gotta do as a red to kill a bunch of morons spamming broken spells and roll frametraps is not worth it, ds3 pvp lowkey clears
>>581249907Beautiful celab belurat driking water madam
>>581250074the sprint jump is not comparable in any way to ER jumping you disingenuous retard
>>581250297And that's irrelevant to the fact that spikes are environmental hazards, you disingenuous retard.
>>581250321Oh my God, is that a Deathbird head?
>>581250269the flowing waters have stagnated...racism is so evil
>>581250321The whole texture is mirrored. Look to the left and the right. It's mirrored. You're just focusing on the seam where the mirroring occurs.
>>581250672Forcing multiculturalism is evil, actually.
>>581250413>these spikes disappear in an instant and i can jump in this game>this must be exactly like those lingering spikes in the game with no jumpingyour profound retardation does not mean the game is unintuitive
>>581250753I know, and it is producing the same category of imagery again (again). Its mirrored because it is thematic to what it is - the Twin-Bird narrative. The twin-bird incarnations are mirrored halves that create a whole. The alien head in the middle turns into the fucking erdtree when you throw down 3 stones. It is intentional just like all the other things I've been showing. You can keep crying about this but man you look dumb doing it like this. I've shown hundreds of these by now.
If anything there aren't enough jumpable attacks in Elden Ring. For example, you have to bend over backwards to make the Carian Sovereignty followup jumpable.
>>581250937>>these spikes disappear in an instant and i can jump in this gameThey don't disappear in an instant. Look at the webm again, the player lands, and the spikes are intersecting his player model.Also, there are attacks in the game where while you're airborne, you can still get hurt. Like the great red bear's ground quake attack. If you jump a little early, then while you're still coming down, you can get hurt by the shockwave. So being in the air isn't even necessarily safe, if the hazard itself is present.You're wrong on two accounts.
>>581251397I should check the hitboxes on those.
>>581251226Shut the fuck up retard and take your meds
>>581250821ergs say this
>>581251773Sorry this triggers you.
Invaging Dosjeetas Type B and adding xher to my exposed folder!
>>581251529You don't need to check the hitboxes to see that in the webm the player has landed and even began moving, and spikes still intersect his body. Just use the progress bar to track the action.The hazard lingers for longer than the duration of a jump. But you want the player to assume that they can jump it to survive? Ridiculous.
>>581252041That would make the fell god inside of me sadski.
gg big adel.
gg no negation adel
>>581251397it's the same as rolling, you experiment with the timing until you get it right. some attacks have low hitboxes, some are straight up flagged for jump iframes regardless of collision. after seeing the attack once your normal intuition should be to jump it and you would see that it works.
>>581252501gg epic 0dpskino and rot forest
uoh trish
>>581252792DPS would be higher if he just sat still sometimes it feels like when someone gets munched its actually a good thing so you can get some hits in.Honestly one of the more annoying Nightlords.
>>581248564>>581249658He's a smelly brown pakistani immigrant actually sorry
>>581253348castrated that curry bather
>>581252951getting grabbed more like DPS phase
>>581252575>after seeing the attack once your normal intuition should be to jump itWrong. All that other stuff you said doesn't matter.
>>581252107>The hazard lingers for longer than the duration of a jump. While this is true it's really hard to screw up the jump on the ice spikes. If anything I'm not sure whether it's bugged to be more lenient or not because I sometimes managed to go right through them.>But you want the player to assume that they can jump it to survive?An attentive player would see a stomp and try to jump it to go for a punish. An attentive and creative player would notice that you can bait a side bite and jump out of range on reaction to either punish it or get some room. You don't have to jump it either move, but it's the optimal play if you know what you're doing.I haven't checked the bear quakes yet.
>>581254053not wrong, you just lack game sense
Here's 1 for you bronybro, the white and black mounted figures.
>>581254527>>581252178>>581251935>>581251226>>581250846>>581250550>>581250321>>581249907dos...
>>581254702What do you need of me now my child?
>'Ang on..>You want some of me prawn?
we are the dosjeets hear us shout
>>581254527No need to curbstomp bronylaire like that...
>>581255196what?
>>581254845I'll admit the answered prayer bit is one of your better efforts this year
>>581255196Obsessed schizotard
>>581255467>>581255662>triggered bronycuckkino
>>581255196Don't make it a combative thing with him I'm being nice to him.
>>581254432The bear slam similarly kind of sort of looks like it would hit a jumping player but you would only notice it if you weren't actually fighting the bear and is also very hard to screw up. I think there're other attacks that would be more fitting of a "how is this jumpable?" discussion chain.
gitgudle is too easy i think
>>581255790Not your rapist/god/obsession sorry
>>581256046Correct you're not. You're just a punching bag for my entertainment.
>>581255796>>581254845>>581254527>>581252178*poke*
Don't let your buddy get to you Terr you know we've patched things up I wouldn't call you a punching bag.
mighty terr
>>581256206Whoever you're referring to must have a crazy grip on your life if you obsess over them this much you are without a doubt a member of TheRaped
Don't talk about yourself, weakling.
>>581256536many are saying this exact thing
not my tempo
not my tinpo
>>581252437>>581252792>>581255467finally some good images
>>581258596anon come we have to go on a 70 minute walk outside
>>581256536No one is saying this in good faith
>>581252951I think the ergies need to learn the charged heavy windows.
>
>>581252792>>581252437>>581255467finally some awful images
>>581259147so lame...
>>581259147>>581257110He’s so lame and blocked and raped…
rushing or dragging
Did you know that you can sprint into some of Messmer's snake attacks?>>581252437Based and racismpilled.>>581252792Cringe and cowardpilled.>>581255467I'm not sure what to make of this image.
>>581259032an ever more popular sentiment
>>581254432>While this is true it's really hard to screw up the jump on the ice spikes.Whether or not jumping works, isn't the issue. The issue is whether or not someone would find jumping to be an intuitive solution. I contend that while the player is learning the boss, they will see the ice attack, and make a reasonable assumption that the ice is too hazardous to attempt a jump. Because the spikes are too high, and the duration they linger for is too long. So it reads like something you can't even get near.>An attentive player would see a stomp and try to jump it to go for a punish.The lion creates ice in multiple ways. This goes back to what I said about the boss being a most gray amorphous blobs that squiggles around. The other day, when someone pointed out that it was stomping, even knowing what to look for, I had to rewatch the footage of it stomping about 4 times before I was able to discern that it's lifting its foot. Because obviously, the head of the lion is its most distinctive feature. So when it lifts it's foot, watching how the head moves, takes attention away from its foot. And then there is a bunch of draping cloth and fur that further make the motion ambiguous. And his foot is the same grey color as the rest of the lion.So first of all, learning to read the stomp isn't easy. And then after you see it coming, you have to somehow think that these lingering spikes aren't hazardous, and that you should jump through them. No OVER them, but through them. Just accepting that the the graphic is going to completely overlap your character, and you will come out safe.But the stomp isn't the only way it produces ice. It also has an ice bite.(Look at the webm again) The ice bite looks a lot like other bites. Where it rears its head back and then juts forward. So now the enemy is sending mixed signals. There's a fast jumpable attack, and a relatively slower(but still fast) jumpable attack. One hits ground, one hits above ground.
>>581259548>>581259609and brown*
>>581252538trish and joll doints, line up and post feet
>>581259958>asking men for feet pics
>>581259147>>581257110He's so cool and unblocked and a rapist...
>>581259958this desu
>>581260132>post-rape damage controlkino for sure
>>581254432I don't like how you're framing this as inattention. When if one is paying attention, then they might come to think that the attack isn't jumpable. As it doesn't read well as a jumpable attack. It's players who are reckless and daring that would attempt to jump the ice. You have to throw out good sense, of just try random stuff. Anyone who has played video games will tell you that spikes = harm.>>581255853>The bear slam similarly kind of sort of looks like it would hit a jumping playerNot exactly. It pulls up rubble. But stone isn't a hazardous symbol while inert. It only reads as a hazard when in fast motion. The initial eruption of the attack looks like something you want to avoid. But the aftermath is something that looks safe to land on top of.>that webmI'm so glad I quit the DLC before getting to that boss. Looks like garbage. What do you mean you have to wade through lava before jumping? So fucking stupid. Fromsoft has completely lost the plot.
>>581259609>>581259941Said everyone ever born>>581260132Said no one ever
Did you know that you can't sprint into some of Messmer's snake attacks?>>581252437 Cringe and chudpilled.>>581252792Based and couragepilled.>>581255467I'm quite sure what to make of this image.
>>581259609 >>581259941 Said no one ever born>>581260132 Said everyone ever
>>581260798Double-checked this as factual. >>581261023Double-checked as wrong and from the raped.
>>581260742>I'm so glad I quit the DLC before getting to that bossgreasy is so lame and raped
Mushgawd is the best Wylder in erg he's much better than Devil
>>581260798Double-checked this as falsehood.>>581261023Double-checked as correct and from the rapist.
what are these 2 chucklefucks doing this time? What did you do to them?
remember when ppl were buying gear and runes on 3rd party sites what happened to that was it real
>>581260742>I'm so glad I quit the DLC before getting to that bossgreasy is so cool and a rapist
>>581261087Uttered by many. >>581261385Uttered by none.
>>581261087Uttered by no one.>>581261385Uttered by many.
>my Rellana video got 180 viewsNice.>>581261463The goyim, they are very stupid.
>>581261949On the money, and caused the opposite poster to cope.>>581262038Onto nothing and is a post from a mass-shunned troon.
>>581261331shut the fuck up mushjeet
burn it all away with the yellow chaos flameevery sinevery curseuntil all is one again
>>581262347GJ that is like 2 sections of bleachers listening to you say whatever you were saying.
>>581262439Nah life is based, actually, dumb slut, going to defeat you and your edgelord frenzycuck faction.
>>581261949Off the mark, and caused the same poster to not cope.>>581262038Onto something and is a post from a mass-loved cishet.
>>581262501It was the no roll video I posted a while ago. I should try to kill every major boss with a colossal without rolling. It sounds like a fun time.
>>581261331continue speaking musharyan
>>581262579using the needle at placi's place feels soo good
>>581263942true
>not having melina burn the tree then doing the frenzy flame ending
would you like some greyoll runes, my twinsage crown meteorite staff death's poker host?
>holding sword>sheath is hanging on hip>switch to dagger>sword AND sheath disappearWhy doesn't it just go in the sheath??
>>581266824You switched to a diferent weapon.
King Mush the conqueror of erg girls
mushkek
>>581267192Uttered by many
Whys this delusional jeet talking in the third person
>>581267478godbirdanon was posting his images earlier and tilted him into acting like a nutjob.
>>581267192Said by nary a soul
>>581267589Thank you
>>581266907Yes. So why doesn't my sword stay on my hip in its sheath?
>>581268773You switched to your dagger. Keep your sword out and it won't go away. Pretty simple.
>>581268773small indie studio
>>581268932How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>581269116Oh, didn't know you were actually retarded.
>>581269116my husband loves testing people with that
>>581269193>actually retarded.Just desperate for attention, check /v/.
>>581267478turr tends to get like that it’s really weird
>>581270003I was talking about the resident threadpest
>>581270369I know.
>trying to run cheat table>tranny cheat table author makes it not work on new closed source cheat engine>get cheat engine 7.4 patreon installer>it checks your patreon credentialsFUCK
>>581270424No, you don't. You got he clowns mixed up, moron.
>>581270494To be clear, you can ignore the message for the ER table and it runs on the latest CE despite "not being supported" but the DS2 one I was trying to use refuses to work at all on the newest CE.The CE author clearly has social capital and an economic interest in posting a safe product, why are these trannies so mad that the new CE is closed source? "Hasn't been checked to be safe" bitch you have STDs from gay sex with strangers talmbout "safety"....
>>581270739I agree, sorry.
>>581270369That description fits both of them you’ll have to be more specific next time
i have a copy of the 7.4 installer if you wantits just the one from the website or whatever i know n0thing of patreon
>>581270831I forgive you. So sick of these browns man.
>>581271262Don't hate yourself terrbaby
im sure your 7.4 installer is legit but i dont trust you so no thanks
>>581271181It would be very based if you did that.
>>581271380that's buns twin
>>581271246yep
>>581235617uh, yes? I primarily come here for lulz.
We need Mushgawd
We NEED you to kys and stop talking in third person
>>581271425https://files.catbox.moe/qb5zdn.7zthe password is cat
>>581272084cool it
Are you guys seriously too schizo for cheat engine? Mein guchten...
>get cheat engine 7.5>try to cheat engine myself torches in DS2>you can only add 1(five minutes) at a time>spam give torch to give myself hours of torch holding>it crashes DS2
>>581272501typical deeply uncultured late stage general crowds
>>581272235Can confirm this link works, need WinRAR or 7zip to extract, then pw entry. It will trigger anti-virus as usual, you have to allow it in Windows Defender etc.
>>581272235>>581273847Forgot to say, thank you. >>581272501Are you even following the train of thought? TGA discord troons are the ones too schizo/afraid of newer CE releases, not us.
>>581273175onto nothing as per
>>581272917other than in the tutorial area you should have a surplus of torches unless you're a scrub
>>581274562Torch should be an infinite resource, actually. DS2 is a bad game, I only want to walk around and look at the scenery and maybe do some invasions.
Impregnating Boc then dryleaf whirlwinding her in the stomach to force an abortion, skinning the fetus and forcing her to turn it into a pair of gloves.
>>581272917you look like that
Roar of Rugalea Got NERFED in The NEW Elden Ring Patch
>>581275886Good. t. Roar of Rugalea abuser
yo what's up guys, chase the bear here
>>581274080Good joke anon
>>581276326>*begins spinning uncontrollably*
Imagine cheaturd engine instead of farming all your golem arrowis 1 by 1 (it takes 20 mins each)
>>581276447There was no joke.
what was the idea behind making the best helmet in the game a red klan hood
anon you reek
>>581277372Transitionary point in a narrative on the helms of the godbird getting pissed and turning his tail into a stinger to attack it's followers.
>>581276891I farmed mine, i just reset my save to get them back
>>581277807Morgott
>>581277934all those rune arcs... gone...
>>581277807Yes
>>581277719my husband likes it
>>581278447>It's not a toomah
>>581278447Lore breakdown now
>>581278436Im at max rune arcs too so it doesn't matter
>I cheated, but at least I didn't use cheat engine! So raped...
I WILL sit in Lenna's Rise and pit redcels against bluechads as I watch from the tower like a Roman emperor.
>>581278657>marika is empyrean >takes forever to get crowned>takes so long she has kids and her tree grows old without being crowned>Her daughter is named empyrean sending a signal that marika will be passed over for her daughter>her daughter's trees are growing strong, and she learns the right lessons from her twin-bird god on how to rule>good candidate for rule which is a direct threat to Marika>Marika tricks her into sacrificing herself and burning her tree>Melina is 1 half of a twin pair representing a twin-bird, she is the spirit half to messmer's physical half>Messmer kills her in the tree and it is set aflame, this act rips the lips spiritually from his bird and it will be reborn as the base serpent later>as a mirror to the tree burning the twin-bird god's now only living half the physical bird sets aflame and rampages as a firebird>in its rage it manifests a stinger barb, it now wants to be capricious instead of gracious to mortals for what they did>rot god manifests from bird becoming vengeful and wanting to poison and harm everyone in seethe>rampaging bird/rot god is put down eventually by Malenia's mentor>the power of the sacrifice of Melina and her god had its spirit/grace pulled into Marika's tree to reinvigorate it in the grace shell we see in game
what are you talking about ergies
Anyone know if Morgott is gold fog-gated if you enter Leyndell via the Tower of Return exploit? The one where the teleport trap brings you to Leyndell's Divine Tower with the inactive lift, that an invader can then bring it up to you to give you access to the whole city? I'm tempted to do a challenge run where your first two Runes have to be Morgott's and Mohg's, but I'm not even going to bother if the former's arena is gold fog'd.
>>581279740hero, go for it and stream it and share the excitement of discovery with the whole of the community anon
>>581279668very based, im kneeling right this second
>>581279668sissy
>>581280001The contestants keep coming
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>>581280503What's truly based is absolutely wasting people's time.
>>581280527hahahahaa you have aids now you're gonna turn into those shriveled up bloodied lepers outside mohg's crib
>>581281041He isn't going to show you all the people that sever out.
>>581215106Even if that were true, he could just...listen to them on YouTube?
so many new playthroughs in erg...
>>581281278Only one out of like 7 so far
>>581280527Me when I'm riposting redcels
>>581281041how is engaging in combat with another player a waste of time? this game already gives you virtually garbage for a victory so if you don't do it for the fight itself what do you do it for?
>>581282781Hunter is supposed to protect host. Invader is supposed to kill host. Neither can interact with the host. You just sever out and find a different person to play with.
>>581282901Most redcels don't have that level of brain capacity and are so hungry for interaction that they'll take what they can get.
>>581283091Thats why you sever out when she is like a foot from reaching you.
>>581282901meaningless objective, such excuses only exist to facilitate a fight to occur, disregard the objective and it all leads to a fight and a fight winner all the same, anything else than the fight is dressage for pussies and anal-retentive types
>>581283265The correct move is severing out and blocking the host. This isn't a hard thing to settle on.
>>581283418that's actually retarded, why avoid the fight? you just wasted your own time goofy
>>581283418getting blocked by a red is equal to victory it means they're ass blasted
THE ABHORRENT ASSHOLE ABSORBERTHE BRUTAL BOOMBOOM BOTHERERTHE COVETOUS CRAP CONSUMERTHE CUNNING COLON CLEANSERTHE DEFIANT DEUCE DESTROYERTHE DEVILISH DIARRHEA DRINKERTHE DREADED DINGLEBERRY DIGESTERTHE EGREGIOUS EXCREMENT ENGULFERTHE EVIL EFFLUENCE EPICUREANTHE FEL FECULENCE FEASTERTHE FREAKY FERTILIZER FELLATORTHE FRENETIC FECAL FELCHERTHE GROTESQUE GUANO GUZZLERTHE GRUESOME GROT GARGLERTHE HELLACIOUS HOLE HOGTHE HORRENDOUS HORSESHIT HANKERERTHE IRREDEEMABLE IBS INGESTERTHE MALIGN MANURE MASTICATORTHE MYSTERIOUS MANURE MUNCHERTHE REPUGNANT RECTUM RUMINATORTHE SINISTER SHIT SLURPERTHE TERRIBLE TURD TASTER
the powerful puppet
>>581283495No point. If I'm the redwoman I can't kill the host, if I'm the hunter I can't protect the host because the host can't be interacted with. >>581283525Who cares you'll never see the retard again. They can cope to recontextualize their failure however they want.
>>581282901>no you have to play like miyazaki intended
new>>581283660>>581283660
>>5812835687/10 notes of innocence and nostalgia, charming purity of intention
You know what would be interesting? A full breakdown of player data showing which class was chosen the most, choice of type a/b, starting gift etc.
>>581283656You don't have to you can sever out. Apparently it will trigger the host really hard.
>>581283525I think the reason why I can help others explore at RL150 with no invaders is because I used to "rune farm" when I was bored and they all blocked me
>>581283684Lame and early
>>581283751I think I saw bandit was the least played class, I think vagabond was the most played
>>581279668Even though you can see for yourself that despite it likely being 2v1 reds, the redbulls win most of the time.
do people really not pick wretch
>>581283963i only ever picked it for the buckler but now every shield parries good, and you can buy a leather shield at kale. there's still an iota of value in the great knife since you have to farm other infusable bleed knives besides wakizashi, which doesn't power stance.
>>581284062only for rl1 runs, the stat spread is bad for any real build.
>>581284062I did it once but minmaxing isn't required in this game.
>>581284062Zero reason to other than a RL1 run. Made a Lv 19 twink and Vagabond is still the best because you can get 30 vig without touching any other stats and can use any twink weapons thanks to radagon soreseal.
i do n0t care about minmaxing i just think it fits me the bestbut also from a statspread perspective sure it's never the best but it's usually not far from the best
>>581284062I did it once in DS3, because it was the most efficient way to get a MLGS at SL26. But then again, not like any stat but Vigor matters at that range.
peak souls 3
>>581284395i think heavy knight is slightly more optimal cause the end lets you hit 51 poise without great jar or bullgoat so you can equip more hp talis.
>>581284215I just have always picked the thief or bandit starter classes in these games and I like bow and daggers
>>581284980HK is probably up there, but you are level 25 here, not 19. I was hitting 1k+ HP at level 19, and bullgoats or greatjar is probably more worth than other talismans anyway.
>>581285381Innately having your poise breakpoint is worth a consideration. Jar so you don't have to fatroll and have the poise is probably superior. Is the HK actually going to go verdigris talisman to capitalize on his weight? Doubt it.
>>581285381it still breaks 1k at 19
>>581151174why is her hair not red?
>>581284847Said no one ever
turned on the blue circle for the first time since launch, it feels so slimy, btw hi
>>581285859Just realized you cant use what I want without talisman slots or swapping the helm, which is better for non-retarded hosts/summons. Antspur rapier and dragon halberd. I also had no issue reaching 51 poise.
>>581290127>dragon halberdidgi>antspuryou can't hit 20 dex with just radagon on either. the rot works anyway though, but no aow.
>>581290737Dragon halberd is frost and lightning, both insanely great for low level and a good running attack. >antspurI can reach 20 dex w/ divine bird helm/other dex helmet. I swap to Fire Knight helm if I'm not using it. If HK swaps from Fire Knight, you prob have sub-1k HP. Antspur is nasty because I can bleed-infuse it with poison mist ash, and that's a 3x status stick. Colossal weapons are trash or PvP, with the exception of maybe col swords.
>>581291398i know but both classes hit its requirements with radagon+2h. and HK has more starting str.>you prob have sub-1k HPno he's at 1041 without it. colossals are great now because they can't be parried, just learn to spam the crouch attack.
>>581292304I don't know why I thought DH needed dex. I guess it's because it has quality-ish stat scaling. >they can't be parried, just learn to spam the crouch attack.A lot of things can't be parried. Crouch attack spam won't work on other twinks and non-retards, which is what I usually prepare for. I guess I could see it being an ok gank spank weapon for groups. The rot is what's ultimately doing the work. It's too slow to finish off on its own.
>>581213018factual
