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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
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Great. A literal pedo OP. This thread is gonna go so well!
>>581200684*hands you a few of these bad boys*
I require golden gay flowerboi
>>581200812there should be shota flowery porn
Can I get some Anon x Gaster yaoi
>>581200659Susie is extremly selfish and greedy.Susie is racist (Susie said the H-word to Kris)Susie is very violent
>>581200903bratty flower...
>>581200801There's nothing pedo about the picture though
>>581200630Hooman!
>>581200949We know your MO, Krisfags.
Everytime I see a ralseiposter, or a dessposter, I visualize pic rel as the poster in question
>>581200903AU where Flowery is a cute and annoying shota, and Aqua is the sexy anime mary sue.
human
>>581201002You can say that about any picture of a Deltateen with that logic
I feel like Toby's in his element when he writes dialog for blorbos like Zenlooker
hooman (shota)
>>581201003thank god I'm the complete opposite (ralseifag)
Cute asgore pics pls
Undertale is dead to Toby Fox
Favorite glup shitto in Deltarune so far?
>>581201057Our glorious cutepostingTheir barbarous pedopostingOur blessed suselleTheir vile Kris just sitting in a car playing the 3ds
>>581201256The floradinn that licks his butter sword
nice kris AND 3ds sitting next to 3ds
Kris has FORGOTTEN About MAN
Post faves with a DS or a 3DS or even a PS Vita if you're feeling feisty
>>581201123based
daddy
>>581201123>>581201456how do you know its a boy?
>>581200807>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
Remember to take care of your flowers!
Boy Chara x mommy Chara selfcest
>>581201462Dinerstyle with daddy, we go!
>>581201456Yummy shota tummy>>581201482I'll find out after sucking his dick
>>581201482because asriel is clearly a fag, so the math checks
>>581201495Thank you Mr. Spamton...
>>581201648not proven
good morning i love them
>>581201438
My kopf hurten and my brot is not risen, ich want to ende job
>>581201679he has a giant rainbow coming out of his ass in his fight, and wears mascara
>>581201891oh yah froiderjumpen
>>581202003
I like the concept of Undertale AUs but it feels most just give up after ruins or snowdin
>>581202146That's about the point when writers realize Toby's lore is missing everything underneath the surface.
what should i draw
good coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEawIlZqMxk
>>581201938I'm gay and I never put on mascara and I dont shit rainbows
>>581202234Aqua?
>>581202234Toriel walks in on Kris and Carol dancing
>>581202262I'm sorry you're lame
>>581202234practice drawing aesthetic and shapely dicks
The ear-fucking image from last thread is still up
>>581202721
>>581202234Queen taking a crash dump
Damn, this thread is a lot better than it was 10 hours ago.
>>581202236How do they even do this manual UTAU stuff? It’s seriously impressivehttps://youtu.be/R4xp6pgnrpk
>>581203473You jinxed it
I love fish
>>581203473these are the good hours (unless the raider decide to ruin their sleep schedule and post around now)
>>581203473the """pillars""" are asleep
This thread is currently good if you're someone who wants to fuck a computer lady twice your height who would probably make stupid quips during the whole thing(It's me. I'm someone.)
>>581204693I smell vagina from this post
>>581204775Consider recalibrating your nose
>>581204693nah im good thankshope you find that one person though
Queen is still the funniest chapter antagonist
>>581204950Chapter 2 is the best chapter after all
>>581204950Agreed, Tenna's a close second for me
Running out of our house like an excited puppy to hug Asgore just as he pulls back into the driveway after a long day at work before he can even exit his truck fully, and though it's originally meant to be a mere quick little greeting squeeze before accompany him inside, it gradually develops into a prolonged embrace as my face remains pressed into his muscular shoulder since I had very much been missing him all day (he graciously hugged me back and was understanding despite my admitted clingy neediness, gently rubbing my back so I felt welcome and whispering reassurances). Seeing Asgore emerge from our bedroom dressed to the nines for our fancy restaurant dinner date and suddenly feeling an extreme longing to be kissing him and feeling him up all over through his suit's undershirt that I manage to suppress for the greater good of our romantic evening, but he seems to notice how my eyes hungrily drag over him with the silent resistance written on my face and indulges me to canoodle on the couch for a little while since our reservation was set relatively late (by the time we really did have to go he was the one desperately clinging to me while bemoaning that we had to pause, but my sworn vow that we would continue right where we left off the moment we returned home was enough for him to reluctantly relinquish me so we might share a lovely night out). Sitting close to Asgore on a cliffside of Flower King's dark world to support him as he takes a break from investigating to look at the artificial deep orange sunset with me for a while, during which I tentatively slide into his side a little with my hand on his to give quiet support and to make sure he knows I'm there for him (what had seemed to be a permanent scowl upon his face softened the slightest bit as he leaned his cheek onto my head a little to wordlessly give thanks, though to my heartbreak the lines on his face deepened yet more as we returned to keep assembling and translating his scattered notes soon after)
>>581205068Thinking back it really is crazy how much Chapter 2 made Chapter 1 feel like a prototype and that the real Deltarune has started.
>>581205068you meant chapter 4 right?
>>581205169Hey flowery your boyfriend is qt
>>581205084tenna feels like a huge queen copycat but that's just toby characters with their similar quirks
>>581205296I saw him as kind of a combo of Queen and Spamton at first, but he really came into his own
>>581204930I said I was that person. Unless you're implying that you're the aforementioned twice-my-height computer woman, in which case I will immediately need to try and grapple with this soul-crushing rejection...
>>581201256The passive aggressive Organikk that keeps track of if you collected the Chapter 4 Egg.
>>581205594I can't see chromatic aberration without thinking about that guy who draws porn of Jaden Animations
when is toby fox going to reveal what type of underwear ralsei wears? 5 chapters and absolutely no lore on this.
>>581205710>that guyI like that his name still commands this level of Voldemort-like avoidance even after all this time
>>581205710Must be some MLG-type atmospheric porn
Ralsei is Kris's nephew
>>581205760Are you stupid? obviously that implies Ralsei wears no underwear at all.
>>581205296Nah he's different enough from Queen. Maybe closer to Spamton, and Spamton acts how he does because him and Tenna were partners.
I'm so glad sex doesn't exist in deltarune
キングベストフレンド KINGU BESTO FRIENDO!
>>581205760Ralsei obviously goes no-pan anon. A furry butt is basically undies.
>>581206715rarupiiii~
>>581206402>>581206767ralsei is very polite they would never risk flashing the fun gang
>>581206935>Bangin' balls my man
>>581206935Ralsei adds extra ambient occlusion to his nethers
>>581206715KI~MI NO BESUTO FURENDO SA!
My name is Wing D Gaster and I'm going to be king of Deltarune!Goner Goner Pistol!
My name is Wing D Gaster and I'm here to sayI'm gonna Deltaruin you in a major way
>>581206935Ralsei knows they're cute so being flashed by them is a privilege
https://youtu.be/z1NbIUS8yek
Chapter 2 had:>other lighters in the dark world actually doing stuff>a new party member>an alternate route with actual gameplay differences>a shadow crystal boss with a questline who's funny and interesting and a new character>a castle town segment with stuff to do at the end of the chapter And then none of those things ever happened again lmao.
O~makase hikarigoke!Hahahahahahanahanahana~
queenposter and floweryposter >>>> every other poster
Good morning thread. Queen posting is a lovely sight to wake up to.
>>581208110Morning to you too
hana wa kokoro ni saku no sa
welcome to my special hellwelcome to my special hellwelcome to my special hell
>>581208446I hope the shelter is full of true lab-ass dialog
welcome to my special needswelcome to my special needswelcome to my special needs
>>581208552me too
I dont like Queen's alien head
>>581208771
>>581208559I'm glad toby put togore in the bronze bull
Queen still feels like the most Homestuck-style character in this game
>anon expresses distaste for queen>queenpostingOh boy I sure hope no one posts Noelle gee golly I'd hate that
>>581209736She and Carol are very much Homestuck-like
>>581210125Why did Noelle turn this down? Is she stupid?
>>581209801
I enjoy King x Queen because I love fat man x skinny woman.
ok I confess, I barely have any Noelle pics
>>581210323They're a very cute couple
>>581209801My non-deltarune friends have picked up on my Catti obsession and have begun calling her "the fat cat" when we were playing GMod yesterday. I was the Noelle model. Does this count?
>>581210323I like a little lady being able to tame a big beast of a man. It's a great pairing.
>>581201482They're gay, that's why.
She was CHOPPED
>>581211685
>>581211782But not using Fireshock IS Ralsei defying the role he was given
>>581211856its her boobs and hips
I honestly really like the Kriselle moments that aren't Weird Route related. The deep childhood friend warmth is really nice.
Funny how everyone draws Dess with the same kind of antlers as Carol even though the only Dess sprite in the entire game has Noelle antlers
>>581212143the problem is Kris seems to actually loathe Noelle in the normal route and Noelle just ignores it
>>581211782What's gonna make goteboi snap and let the SOUL let him cast Fireshock
>>581212143
>>581212143Yeah, that's the best kind of Kriselle
>>581211782someone who can barely read and doesn’t retain information well made this
>>581212345I think it's less that and more like he's pushing it down deep because it would interfere with the promise he made to the Knight or whoever. He let it come up just a bit at the festival, with even tiny bits of jealousy coming out that both of the people he cares about are gay and dating.
>>581212345I still think Kris subconsciously connects Noelle with something very bad that they both did in the past. The fact that she triggers the WR option reads more like some deep trauma that both of them suppressed.
>>581212143my least favorite flavor of kriselle desu
>>581212390kris being in danger
>>581212683Well you have plenty of WR Kriselle as well then
hey guys!
normal route kriselle is just too generic for me. childhood friend romance is everywhere
you got it Kris, I'm not holding back on these pancakes
>>581212945Pancake Genocide
>>581212807I think a found a DINER
>>581212945FASTER!!!
>>581213220no ralsei stoppp you'll get so big and rooound
>>581213284hi aqua
>>581213220its like some kind of pan-grave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfgSBTCOmJM
>>581212914List ten I'm starving here
>>581213389Total crime that these two little shits didn't meet
>>581213358Okay Kris.
>>581205656I don't remember that guy. Is he in castle town, or somewhere in the church dark world?
How did you actually feel when you did CH5's Weird Route, including seeing the Chapter 7 Side B shit?I felt like I needed a cigarette afterward.
I am Susie Deltarune.I like sealing fountains, ooo.
>>581213836I masturbated immediately and said Noelle over and over
>>581212345Idiot alert!
i wish i could draw...
>>581213836I was already tired from having done normal route but it was something like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emx3Hbj9ozk
I really like Kris boobs
>>581214237Really? I was surprised that it was so short but I didn't feel unsatisfied with it at all.
>>581213836I didn't know it was a quicktime event and thought Gaster had pulled some quantum immortality shit to stop Kris and Noelle committing suicide. I then played the rest of the chapter waiting for something to happen and feeling a little confused.
>>581214354Why?
I hope the deteriorating quality of online discussion forces people to do something about our pervasive cultural neglect and even despising of education.
>>581214354Bra status?
>>581214497I go to the computer screen first time because I noticed I could just keep selecting Proceed over and over.Though it makes me wonder if an aborted WR complete save will change things in CH6.
>>581214527What I'm supposed to tell kids to read books so I can properly debate them on the internet 15 years from now?
>>581214527why do you think that would make anyone do anything about that
Kris please can I eat again?
>>581214892lmao
>>581214892Yes my little goat eat of the panned cakes. You need to grow big and strong after all.
>>581214892>*…
all those pancakes goes right into his wobbledumpster
>>581214527i don’t blame children for being illiterate: they’re born at a very young age and already there’s ai and war and the dumbest fucking e-celebs of all time
As you know, Ralelle would save Deltarune
Thank you, Kris.
>>581200630who the fuck keeps pillows in their car
>>581215507yummers :)
>>581215431I'm not drawing thisFuck off
>>581200630>bought a 22$ (1400 Philippine peso) controller because of his skill issue in this game award
>>581215783pagpag to you too good sir
>>581215783Average Krusie fan?
>>581216029I suppose, though what I really wanted was Kriselle
>>581215431and his wobblethighs and wobblehips
Say it didn't happen, say it didn't wobble!
Last night I dreamt this large officelike building I was in, with huge windows, had a cataclysmic flood. I escaped, but many people died. Afterwards, I made a post in the general saying “drawfag status???” Because I was worried that some of our drawfags might have died in the flood and I wanted them to confirm they hadn’t.
>>581216408<3 It webble
How does Toby feel about Sakurai permanently retiring the Game Designers Awards show?
i wish painful hemorrhoids to everyone who routinely uses the term wobblemeat or any of its variations in this general
ralsei's moderate sized big for his frame pert perky soft wobby wobblemeat
Frisk in SmashYou get calls from Papyrus and Undyne about the enemy you're fighting, like Snake in Brawl
wooblemoot
Does mootykins like Undertale?
>>581216446Spoilers for drawfag status.
>>581216551Wabbelfleisch
hey has anyone seen Susie's pancakes?
>>581216446Did anyone reply? Who lived and who died?
>>581201571>Throws a "Close enough"
Dilemma for you /utg/A trolley whose brakes have failed is hurtling down a track towards Earth, and will kill everyone on the planet including (You) and me. To stop it, Flowery willingly placed himself on the tracks to block the trolley. He assures everything will be okay and not to worry. You're a bystander in all of this, and your choices don't matter. Would (You) close your eyes?
>>581218032The sun is in my eyes. That must be why they're watering.
>>581218032NOOOO
>>581217964People didn’t really take the post seriously and I had a few joke replies that I can’t really recall, I was both frustrated and kind of relieved that it might have indicated no drawfags were in the building with me, although I didn’t consider that it could have meant all of them died
>>581218032I take a gun out and shoot Flowery
>>581215510Toriel absolutely would, I can imagine her taking Kris to some out-of-town megamall to shop for clothes, and then they go and relax in the car while she's picking out new curtains
Good Morning EveryDarkner
>>581218032I grab some popcorn and an umbrella
>>581218903Morning
Fem Ralsei
>>581218032I stare in despair as I feel the mysterious winds snare at my very soul, seeing Flowery sacrifice himself in this heartbreaking affair
Mewmew’s virtually and yawningly butthole~
>>581218032I defy the prophecy and kill spamton with a gun saving everyone
>>581218032Send a second trolley down the track just in case
>>581219282You can wear whatever you want...
>>581219596Isn't it fun, Kris~?
Gotta wake up in time for the morning butthole
It slow but I like these chill hours. Hope all anons are doing well today.
>>581219793Look at his pawpads, they're CUTE
>>581220126would your fave like being called that
>>581220357depends on which 2 adjectives are being used
>>581220583"the morning butthole"
>>581219181and what a morning it is
>>581220701probably
Remember that animation of Kris pushing Ralsei into the acid pool and he realistically melted to pieces? Twitter sure got mad at that.
>>581220885I have never seen that animation
Ralsei literally has as much value as a fleshlight
>>581220885noi don't remember anythingwho is twitter
>>581220982go to bed ralsei
>>581221117I wanna hug this goat, I wanna feel his pads.
There is a large person who was collaborating with Carol on their dark world investigations, is familiar with navigating a dark world himself, and who found a black shard in the library computer room that we didn't see when the fountain was sealed. And he sets his own hours and doesn't live with anyone so it's not an issue for him to go wait somewhere and he doesn't have any alibi. Hell he would even be able to tell Undyne to cause a traffic jam to limit Kris and Susie's direction after school and she'd probably be happy to, she owes him.
there are funner ways to kill Ralsei
Log in to use old 4chan
>>581221258evil toriel
https://x.com/LeifLemmon/status/2100170012032147953I feel like Toby set up a past war to make parallels with and then never actually did it and just went with Flowey instead
>>581221258this was all setup for an asgore-focused chapter in which he's barely on-screen and gets removed from the plot without doing anythingand this is supposed good writing
>>581220885yeah pic rel
Oh, my evil plan? It's not evil, it's just your "Toby" ended up reusing Undertale assets in Deltarune, just trying to get these kiddos home haha come on Sans
>>581221861>Feel better Kris?
* Skeleton Ralsei played a xylophone tune.
>>581221528is this same person that drew that one kris with no hand comic? sure looks the same artstyle
>>581221528Its a cool comic. And thread is slow enough we can do them all.
>>581221258If you thought Asgore was the knight at any point you lose all ability to complain about "bad writing"
WITNESS ME >>>/v/747805426
>>5812224022/4
>>581221528>>581222402is this straight out of that manwha? suicide hunter or something? where the protag kills himself thousands of times to go back in time
>>581221528I like this artist's scenarios
>>581221528I'm pretty sure Flowey was always the plan,Undertale is very clearly just a reworked version of Toby's early ideas for Deltarune, stands to reason that Flowey was Toby's reworking of the earliest concepts for the Knight.
>>5812226183/4 and 4/4 back at >>581221528
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>>581223025>Hmm is Kris eating the toast an attempt to prevent me from bringing the toast into the dark world, stopping the creation of a hypothetical toastner>mmm yummy toast :)
>>581223025>>581223272Just want you to have fun krissyboi
>>581219282this isn't fem ralsei this is just extremely ukeified ralsei
What Deltarune character would you want to play as in a different modded game? For example, Kris in Hollow Knight.
Deltarune is isekai kinoIsekino, if you will
Solid FaveLiquid FaveSolidus Fave
more so than self inserting i get the vibe that some “chud” types play deltarune like many women play otome games. the goal isn’t to literally be the protagonist, it’s to peer over her shoulder and help her hook up with a hot guyidk there’s just this interesting “kris im gonna make you score with this cute girl” vibe in those spaces
>>581223680Kind of a schizo idea, but I'd love a WR mod for Hotline Miami with Kris and Noelle making their way through Cyber World
>>581223804Guilty as charged
dreamt I was arguing about how shitty chapter 5 was
>>581224234it's not shitty though it's kino and it has flowery
>>581224234Let me guess, even in your dreams you were still wrong and getting made fun of by everyone?
>>581224234really wanted to make your dream come true
>>581223804Thats how I felt during the pizzapants scene in 5
when will my newsletter return from the war
>>581224372yeah and then I pissed my pants and had a heart attack from stimmie deprivation but not before admitting that I'm the guy from /v/ who raids /utg/ constantly and makes all the bad posts
>>581223680Queen in Megaman Battle Network
>>581224528Dog is sleepy so no newsletter right now (zzz...)
>>581224609you just woke up, it can't be healthy getting this worked up over nothing in the morning
>>581223804Yeah I feel this way to be honest. Even if I don't self insert with a character, if they're my avatar in a world I feel strongly compelled to help them. When I played through Omori blind, I made that depressed kid Sunny go outside and have fun with his friends because I wanted him to live better. I wasn't self-inserting as Sunny but Sunny was my avatar and I wanted him to be happy. If I just did what "Sunny wanted" he'd be a shut in and never get better. I feel much the same way about Kris. The kid clearly crushes on Susie, but has some warped sense of self-loathing, or some sense of duty to 'the promise,' that stops them from pursuing her. Even if not with Susie I just want Kris to be happy.
>>581225135>If I just did what "Sunny wanted" he'd be a shut in and never get better.this is why susie gently bullying ralsei into having preferences and actions is a good thing
helloyesfave burgercan i get one fat bitch to sit on my dick please?what?what do you mean you're out???????
>>581225429This guy bought the last one.
>>581225335>susie gently bullying ralsei into having preferences and actions is a good thingthere's people mad about that? wtf?
>>581225519I don't think I've seen anyone get mad about that, their dynamic is very well done
>>581225519yes. i once had an argument with some autist on here who thought giving ralsei furniture when he insisted he didn't need any was treating him as a dress up doll.
>>581225579Krusie shit where they're just being goobers or "being cool" is good therapy.
oh im just a cute little fuzzy boy who just doesnt know what flavor ice cream he wants to pi- KILL THAT FLOWER NOW
>>581225736My favorite kind of Krusie
>>581225882Our boy is growing so fast and learning to hate like a man
>>581225882No no no~
>>581225519i’ve never ever seen it. like another anon said, susie manages to get under his skin in a good way. she’s inspirational and not annoying
>why EVERYONE is WRONG about Deltarune (2 hours)aight imma just get gemini to summarize this
>>581225707Kek, I think I remember that one even
>>581225882he is FLUFFY. get it right
>>581226104That video basically says that the SOUL isn't the player but Kris's deeper impulses or something moving him around via us, or something along those lines. It's a fine enough theory I guess (she seems to REALLY hate Device Theory.)
where's the video that explains device theory without needing an entire 12+ hours
fact: susie is uncomfortable with people drinking and with christian church because she’s muslim
Drew Kris getting ear fucked but I'm not gonna post it
>>581226298the person who made device theory got cancelled for drawing seth porn
s...snoozie
>>581226370Let me see the Seth porn so I can judge for myself.
>>581226370was it hot
Susie, Kris, and Noelle all sitting on top of the washer and dryer feeling the v i b r a t i o n.
>>581226435>>581226496its on their bluesky and i couldnt see it because i needed to create an account to see 18+ posts
kris didn’t evolve to have eyeskris is a blind cave fish theory
>>581226370the flowers are older than Asriel...
>>581226370make your lies believable, nobody makes porn of seth outside of a.i
>>581226370what the stamen?????
>>581226586
>>581226398This style makes them look like 9 years old
>>581226547
>>581226520I'm going to stop scrolling now>>581226741*makes something up*How did you not realize this??????
>>581226741*pats your back for your integrity*
>>581226741Where in the game does it say Seth is a teenager?
>>581226741why does this behavior still exist in fandom man. like who cares. has anyone ever stopped drawing porn of "minors" after being called out
>>581226824I want to have sex with Penny Snapcube so bad said Berdly or Alphys or something.
>>581226497>Susie and Kris: "lol, our teeth are chattering">Noelle: "this is just like that one doujin"
>>581226741Seth... is a flower. They've existed since Asgore and Toriel got married.I think someone just wanted to out someone as a MAP on twitter when they woke up today.
>>581226741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
>>581226783>...man we could have been friends way before.>Isn't that stupid?Perhaps in this time they were friends way before.
>>581226929Twitter
>>581227087I love when artists draw Susie more butch
>>581226912If Seth isn't teen coded it makes their thing for Berdly weird
>>581227165One of those cases where making a character bigger makes them cuter
>>581227250Not at all they're all about to go college so they're 18
>>581227250God forbid a character is weird.
somebody post that buddha image
>>581226741this individual was 4 years old when undertale released
>>581227250*hotter
>>581227313Big strongwoman Susie truly makes me moist
>>581226824I love how all-but-totally-openly Little Penny Snapcube is. Ralsei would love her and she'd help Ralsei learn to be a Princess
>>581226741fuuuck i can't believe the age regression fat furry artist would sexualize the teen-coded fictional flower gijinka and i refuse to internally examine if that fucking matters to anything in the real world or if their other stuff I liked was already weird and abnormal
>noel AU but it's also one where kris was adopted by the holidays instead
>>581227736>this is deltarune's top theorist
why does toby make his sprites so ugly
>>581227797>Kris ends up killing himself shortly after adoption
>>581227857They look silly, it's charming
Toby should have made all the characters ageless genderless blobs that only have distinct hair styles and colors to tell them apart. Then we could fight over if Red Fave is better than Blue Fave and figure out which color is best color.
>>581227857The character at the top would not have been as popular as Noelle even if she had remained her chapter 1 fatty self
>>581228037Red Fave was always better than Blue Fave, nyeh.
>>581228037Ralsei with femKris is such an underappreciated pairing.
>>581228037People will develop color-mixing fetishes instantly
>>581228037blue fave is child coded you sick freak
>>581228037Kirby is baby-coded
>>581228018yeah i agree. i just said that to cuz i didnt what else to put
>>581228124Mixed color fankids of fave. Imagine...
>>581227784this is one of my favorite susie/krusie artists
>>581227709good post, that's all there is to say on the matter
>>581228037freakin blackwhitepinkyellow fave
>>581228331applegiverpilled fruitcels
>>581228375>gets no replies to his tired bit >samefags kekaroo
>>581228331>the snake tempts eve with the fruit of knowledge, garden of eden 50,000 BC colorized
>>581228113Welcome back Basil x Haru
>>581228037Toby is trying to do this with the flowers
>>581228575
>>581228548>samefagsWho is?
Fireman voiceIt is happening again
>>581226824of fucking course molly is a twitter gooner that's into seth who looks like his fucking oc in the first place
>>581228634The problem was the wide variety of ages from "obviously child coded" to "clearly fully grown adult" despite all the flowers having the same canonical light world age. Nobody should be getting canceled for drawing porn of a purple flower nerd but Toby set it up like that for some reason.
>>581228695OMG-zus it’s that scene from the bible!
The flowers have only been conscious for 3 hours you sick fuck
>>581228874don't forget seth's best friend being fucking Aqua of all people and them having a crush on a literal childbut mollygos is autistic and trans so he'll get a pass
>>581228972then how do they know about asgores masturbation habits or whatever
>>581228874>for some reasonHe clearly just wanted them all to have distinct personalities at a glance, it's the fanartists being weird about it (as usual)
>>581228964Kris and Susie are gonna restart humanity AND monsterkind
>>581228113the artists i’ve seen do it just make ralsei too masculine for my liking. he becomes a twink thats androgynous at best which is boring
Why do people use "weird" so much to describe stuff they don't like do they not know other words?
>>581229356what an odd thing to say
Asriel what is this game you installed on your computer? "Drag N' Wash"?
>>581229356got any better words nerd?
>>581229356Weird is the worst thing you can be to a group of people. Between individuals it's one of the best things.
>>581229461Drag N' Wash Kingdom
>>581229356Because everything they hate isn't based on some moral high ground, but the subjective opinion based on the "vibes" something has. Everything else is there to make it seem like it has validity
>>581229461Only the most premium dragon butthole washing simulator
>>581229356It dates back to Macbeth and the Wyrd Sisters, said Noelle
>>581229356They're either using it to describe the sensation it provokes in them, or they are using "weird" as a synonym for "bad". I think even the least literate on the internet understand that saying "It's bad because it's bad" is a pointless argument, but saying "It's bad because it's weird" is different enough to slip by, despite not really being different.
>>581229356this >>581229558and also calling it weird implies there’s an issue with whatever theory they dislike vs a fault with their own reasoning and/or ability to disprove it
>>581229356I use it to mean non-typical. If you think that's synonymous with bad you need to examine your own biases and grow up.
>>581229612It's always dem witches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9jndY-HLNw
>>581229295Cute
Is it weird that I think Rudy looks Asian?
>>581229916not really
>>581229916i mean no. to me he’s always looked hispanic
im scared
>"is this weird" he posted on the 4chan deltarune thread
>>581229356If you're talking about >>581229095 (Me), I literally only meant they're making more of it than they should. By most accounts, that is "weird" behavior, no?
>>581229796One of my favorite alt-ralseis>>581229916Rudy is 100% hispanic coded, anon.
rudy can’t be asian because they don’t have deer in asia
>>581229461i didnt need to know about this
>>581227250This post struck many pedo nerves
>>581229916>>581230037His facial hair always reminded me of Gomez Adams but more specifically the Raul Julia portrayal.
>>581230238They have muntjacs
Was the whole Holiday thing them choosing their own last names, or do they come from a long line of Christmas fanatics? Is that why they got together in the first place? Is there a branch family that loves Thanksgiving they refuse to talk to anymore?
How many Mexicans are named Rudolf Holiday?
>>581230370omg asian brown ralsei
why doesn’t kris narrate about the dragon shaped dildos beneath asriel's bed? we all know they are there
>>581230520There's just some things Kris doesn't want you to know
>>581230484i don’t think there’s anyone in reality named rudolph holiday or at least i hope not
>>581229916is it just because his eyes are closed all the time lol
>>581226370Male or female?
Twitter fans dont want to admit that Toby Fox never gave a fuck about the "age gap" and "age of consent" concept.Yeah little Frisk flirt with Toriel, that fat goat is blushing. Then go on a date with Papyrus
>>581230456you know theres more holidays than christmas, right
>>581230838Toby's just kinda chill like that
>>581230704I’m sure there are several. There’s probably someone named Butthole Sauce out there.
>>581230008What is Noelle doing to Kris?
>>581230504They apparently have scent glands on their heads that make them look really alien when openhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/CmvTeURsevI
>>581230926I was gonna say Halloween, but the church did that on the festival. If Carol didn't like that, it wouldn't have happened
>>581231076>Ralsei smelling flowers then alien scent glands open up on his face>Susie thinks it's badass
>>581230370some rich retards released them in england as well
>>581230838Toby is a lolicon.
>>581231029She is doing pushups, Kris is helping her
>>581231225You mean shotacon
>>581231373You mean Decepticon.
>>581231175reintroducing wolves may be a good idea
So, why no one has posted the Seth porn, yet?
toriel does NOT have allat
i want mew mew to jerk me off with her feet
>>581231865she does in my game
i want her to not do that
>>581226278Does the video acknowledge the increasing amounts of evidence for Device Theory?I agree that (You) are not the Soul, that much seems apparent even from the "Are we connected?" scene and from the fact that the soul occasionally acts on its own here and there. But to suggest that the soul is actually just Kris, Somehow, seems a little dumb.
>>581231821I don’t have it but I saw it and it’s extremely mid
>>581231373Disappoint there was no Lancer knee breaking
>>581232457unprotected sex
>>581232626the protection was for your benefit
My child put your determination in my pie
AU where catti goes to the dark world instead of susie and brutally interrogates ralsei until he reveals all lore
>>581232736She eats 3 Dark Burritos and locks all the windows
>>581232697I could tank a darkner std. Worth it.
>>581229796RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPINDOOOOOOOOOMER
Zoomers say shit like "this has 2018 vibes" as if that means anything and culture hasn't been stagnant since 2015
>>581232864you get it she also uses magic to make herself lactate and forcefeeds it to ralsei
>>581232457she wants ur protein
What a fat ugly retard.I bet his dad fucks dead deer.
>>581230838Toby grew up in a time where sodomy laws were still in force in several states and in reaction to that "I don't care what consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedrooms" and "who cares as long as they're not hurting anyone" were the kind of things normies who find gay sex icky but didn't think it should be banned would say and believe. Twitter people don't make any distinction between what they don't like and what's immoral, if something makes them feel bad then it is bad.
steamed creams
>>581232947Zoomers say shit like "zoomers" when most zoomers are already above the age of 20
Stop talking about Twitter jfc
>>581232947this explains everything.
>>581233327Get flushed Tasquetoilet!
>>581233043>>581233489I permit you to be on /utg/ today, doomy whooms. I'l lleave you alone for the day but only if you say I did nothing wrong in my time on this board. you got 30 mins from this post's time. else it's snu snu.
nutrition
1997 - 2002 Zoomers are Millennials 2. 2003 - 2012 are the real Zoomers because they lost at least one year of schooling to covid and as a result are a bit retarded.
made fun of constipated anon and im taking the hardest shit of my life rn
>>581233613I was as antisocial in lockdown high school as I was in regular high school
What happened why did this place revert to Ch2 era? It was nothing but Pippins OCs for like the past year and now I'm seeing the exact sane repetitive phrases like "get flushed" and "dead deer" that would get posted 10000 times a thread back then
>>581233723Its always easy to make fun of someone's battles until you have to fight them yourself. Godspeed soldier.
>>581233806ive seen a few pippin bits.but id imagine the pippins oc people are at the 'wait i could just make this an oc that only belongs to me instead of a fan one' stage
fiber is weirdly tough to get. you have to be so conscious of what has fiber and what doesn’t
>>581233781No you weren't.
>>581228037that's just what anime looks like to me
>>581233806there are schizophrenic people who are ban-evading
>>581233806they're hiding on the whiteboard until the ch5 war is over, from my understanding
im 23 and im mentally retarded, so
Imagine there's some poor soul that's been here since 2018 and has a chronicle of all the phases of /utg/ by the time Deltarune's done.
>>581233723stop using your phone on the shitter nasty
tfw im a whiteboard artist who gives it their all but nobody ever notices me :/>>581234160
>>581234350good, anonymity is a blessing
>>581234350pity, anonymity is a curse
>>581234057what?
>>581234482
>>581231373No he meant lolicon
I'm John Pee. Pee Marine.
>>581232947this is the average 2015 meme, its not stagnant since 2015, its stagnant since 2022 or so when ai shit became a thing
Tasquetarded the inbred potato.
>>5812329472015 had normal memes that would be considered millennial reddit cringe nowdays and now in 2020s we have post-ironic 4d memes
i really hope toby makes dess fat and it ruins everyones headcanon of her
Now that the dust has settled that post really struck a nerve so much it’s unreal
Where have all the good 'nons gone and where are all the Faves
>>581235082>The Knight opens waist plate>big huge belly spills out, causing a chain reaction that jettisons all of the armor off of Dess' body
ralsei wearing john lennon glasses
>>581235082>Fat Dessougggh>>581235225OUGGGH
i really hope toby makes dess flat and it ruins everyones headcanon of her
>>581233806Because Doomerbrap still thinks Chapter 2 was the best era of /utg/ (his life crashed and burned since then)
is the only way to get device theory through the fucking 12+ hour trilogy of videos
>>581235225Got an image like that but Its Catty knight, do you accept?
Kris = PaulSusie = RingoRalsei = JohnNoelle = George
>>581235364>imagine no possessions>it's easy if you're me
>>581235179>those marksWhy are lesbos like this?
>>581235142they crossed the favebow bridge and are frolicking together in a beautiful dield
>>581235550Kek, nice
>>581235607I thought Ralsei was jacking his big boner off at first
>>581235578ralsei has achieved nirvana
Kris = EnglandSusie = ScotlandRalsei = Northern IrelandNoelle = Wales
>>581235607
>>581235620you think it would be out of character for suicidal retard kris to cut themselves?
>>581235840noelle should be scotland because they have loads of deer there
>>581235467how does an ass that fat dissapear?
>>581235550They're more like Titans than Knights
>>581236138Asriel's dick disappeared in that ass, making his cock a Goner.
>>581235858Yes? Kris is more into poisoning herself with golden seeds.
>>581235565I BURIED KRIS
>>581235075we had post-ironic 4d memes in 2015, zoomer
boomzoom hours is how you can smell the /v/turds
>>581235465you could try googling around for tl;dr's or discussions on the topic
Nobody tell the newfag DR fandom that toby has kept a secret character in UT made by a brapfag fat fetishist furfag this entire time.They'll call for a fatwa immediately.
>>581236389in 2015-2016 we were making steven universe sans stronger than you parodies. by 2026 we were making shit like "human i remember you're genocides" and "togore driving in my car"
>>581235607i like the implication that ralsei is wearing a black shirt beneath his green robe
>>581236179Pizzapants will return as a flat coun.time's up, if I see doomer again it's RAPEY YUM YUM
>>581236524I mean didn't it cost a fuckton of money in the kickstarter to get your OC inJust because undertale was a huge success doesn't make that not relevant. Toby was living off those funds I get why he'd be defensive about fully removing So Sorry
>>581236524Rob's hands were tied by contractual obligations it's barely his fault that a cult leader's fetish porn character with a fetish boss fight made its way into the game
deltarune would be so much better if all the characters were fat shortstacks
Imagine if Ralsei cast Pacify on you and you found yourself wearing footie pajamas with a thick, crinkly mass of fluff between your legs and a rubber nipple between your lips with a plastic disk covering the outside of your mouth, and you're also very sleepy
>>581236791>fatyes>shortno>stackyes
>>581236748It was $500 which in hindsight was an absolute steal.
>>581236778
>>581236791>deltaruneno>charactersyes>fatno>shortyes>stackno
>>581235565I hate to say it but Ralsei is George (even though he's the vocalist in chapter 3)
>>581236748
>>581236907I wish I had 500 dollars to spend in 2014
Ralsei gets shot for saying Blood Crushers Band is bigger than the Angel
I'm old!
Why are all hot humanoid men fated to suffer?
>>581237312Hi, old!
>>581236756it’s odd that there wasn’t a clause that said no porn related characters or something
>>581236791Toby hates fat people because he's Japanese.
>>581237312Oh dear, I'm old.Penis!
>>581237221I wish I had 500 dollars to spend at any time.
>>581236991why are susie and ralsei so surprised? darkners can be pretty much anything so that's what they would assume.
>>581237409Toby hates humans and men
>>581236791>purpleyes
>>581237470this is a very good point...
Toby hates me
>>581237775Good Susie Snout
>>581237787This is especially true if you played his game
I feel like possibly we need a new whiteboard in somewhere between 8 to 12 hours
>Deltarune ends>MarioToby pops outFuck-a you so much for-to playing my game!
why is that ralsei on the whiteboard missing his arms and legs
>>581238068>Hey guys, Toby here, thanks for seeing you next time
>>581237530You are a fat retarded loser.
>>581238151hideous
>>581238151gorgeous
I wish I was Asriel
its a pipe some mcdonalds (c) caramel macchiato (tm) in me kinda day
>>581238151YIKES!!!
Toby going "How fucking DARE you play my game" is very post chapter 2 core type posting
>>581238452to be molested by fat men or to have your head crushed by fat bitches
lunch, what's the schizo melty of the day
>>581238015I can make one in about half an hour
>>581238616I dont think any of those things happened to Asriel
>>581238452to be molested by your brother after he grows up a little or to have your balls crushed by a doe
>>581238553Nothing wrong with a little breakfast
>>581238809Yes
>>581238809god asriel is so lucky to have a younger brother that molested him
>>581238735A ruben melty, pretty good stuff.
>>581238735bitch my name isn’t lunch
>>581238305I'm beautiful and born rich, try harder fry boy.
>>581239010isnt lunch that dragonball character that got memoryholed
carol prefers bloom county and toriel prefers peanuts
>>581239010this nigga dinner lmao
>>581238990is he? his counselor at college would disagree
>>581239125You herd sheep and AI generate stories and slop art when you aren't busy being fed by your mother you call "Nagwench" and your "rich dad" actually fucks dead deer according to you.
>>581238589he's been doing that since the halloween hack though. his whole thing has always been>heh... you really played my game?>you really had fun FORCING those characters to do your bidding didn't you? You monster...
>>581239209professionally, he wouldprivately, however
>>581238804you are right. rudy isn't fat
>>581238804so you want to be brutally killed by a mob of angry villagers?
What if Toby was like Toriyama and Kris, Susie, and Ralsei had names like Apple, Lettuce, and Eggplant
>>581239258please stop feeding him attention
>>581239428they already do
actually i take that back carol would like doonesbury more
kris probably watched asriel fall asleep
>>581239343As long as I get to eventually look like this later then yeah
What if Toby was an otter wearing a man suit and all his little internet jokes he thought were funny got out of control and he has been in existential dread doing Deltarune
>>581239343god yes i deserve it
>>581239470But he's the ugliest person in /utg/ inside and out and deserves to get bullied for existing.
Dess was cheating on Asriel with PizzapantsAsriel ran her over with his Dad's truck and Toriel covered it upEveryone thought Asgore did it in a bout of drunk driving which leads Asgore to investigate to clear his name, which leads to his discovery of Dark Fountains (Dess and Kris were making and exploring dark fountains, this actually has nothing to do with Dess fucking Pizzapants
susie so cute I want to hug her
>>581239604DONT OPEN
>>581239576IT'S NOTCREEPY
>>581239194you are WHITE. you need to say something like >this dude's name is dinner, lel!
>>581239428If Toriyama made the fun gang, none of them would have the same name theming. Darkners, Humans and Monsters would all have a seperate thing.
>>581239604DO OPEN
>>581239680and then pizzapants woke up from the dream alone in his bed again
>>581239661perhaps but i would rather he just leavewhich he might if he didn't reliably get attention by posting a picture of tasque manager and posting here became boring, or at least more boring than wherever else he goes for attention
>>581239931Bro he literally does not have a life worth speaking about, he's never going anywhere.
imagine being asriel and you wake up at 3am and it’s dark as shit and all you see are two red dots across the room
>>581221298ralsei's head stuck in the elevator...
>>581239931You are speaking to someone with extreme mental illness. Ignore, report and hide
I like Flowery a lot but I can't masturbate to him, he's a great and endearing character but jacking off to him feels like jacking off to Fred from Scooby-Doo
>>581240129
>>581240129>brother i am flapping my flingus right now do not be distrubed
Krisper
>>581240129>Kris stop looking at roblox clips on your phone it's 3 AM
>>581240197
>>581240197ough
I'm straight
>>581240197:(
>>581240276I think I've jacked off to all the Scooby-Doo characters (mostly Velma) at least once except Scooby himself. You're fine
>>581240070if he doesn't get his stimmies here, he will find them elsewhere>>581240215doesn't work if there's two of them feeding each other, they just won't leave
Ralsei should cry more it makes me pingas erect
>>581240356susie would be laughing along with flowery because she's a heartless bitch
>>581240473i was trying to think of a way to phrase this but i agree. imagine him crying so hard he shakes and trembles hahah
>>581240441how does anyone find shaggy hot
>>581240129Making eye contact with Kris in the dark hour as they look up from the How to Draw Dragon's book they were slow jerking it to and pretending you didn't see anything...
>>581240168Do you know who didn't do this with Susie? Noelle. The girl who has only been there for like 10% of the adventureShe's barely a character and yet Susie is completely obsessed with her now
>>581240282well is there a second part to this
>>581239258I'd like fries with that, please. amazon mandates you to flag your books for AI. I made something, second book is nearly done. you are just a peasant.now bend over.
What's Toby's version of this
>>581232086Device theory is only true insofar as Gaster is using some kind of machine to link us to the game, but that was obvious with a glance at the files. every specific prediction and elaboration in Molly's videos is wrong.
>>581240752his corn addiction
>>581240468He's a very unintelligent sexual groomer sort of retard and he sees this place as a hunting ground for prey. He otherwise likes to fantasize and larp about a fictional cult of personality and /utg/ city centered around himself because he's literally IRL Chris Chan and is more than delusional and psychotic enough to do this to every internet space he occupies. Basically, you better get used to him writing rape fanfiction and people telling him he's a fat retard until his fat fuck lifestyle choices and shit genes finally take him out in a decade or two but /utg/ isn't going to last that long.
>>581240197When people get mad at flowery this is the scenario they envision in their heads
>>581240493no she wouldn’t retard
>>581240578i feel like he might appeal to foidsno idea what kind of foid would be into the entire cast minus the dog though, this is uncharted territory if so
>>581240667not that I know of
>>581240895I'm not a foid I'm just a bisexual gooner guy
>>581240752>Gas mask>Ciggyuh how does that work?>>581240838Tested iq of 170 but k ima believe a random nobody peasant who isn't even a pillar.
>>581240904a shame
>>581240846did you play chapter 5she sides with flowery constantly and leaves the party to hang out with him for a bit
>>581239604What is this retard's problem? Did mommy and daddy didn't give them much attention as little?
>>581240752Yuri manga and corn and copy of Brandish still in box
>>581240838if this place simply gives him nothing, he'll eventually find some other place to squat inthat's how these sort of people tend to operate, about the only thing they can't stand is boredom
>>581200630new whiteboard https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96510399-1010-0646https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96510399-1010-0646https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96510399-1010-0646https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96510399-1010-0646
>>581240276I don't like him, so I can watch him get anally ruined without any guilt
>>581241210and without pillars, a general dies. numbersbro is still gone (month ban iirc) and Kraut regularly gets taken out, right now I'm life supporting this shit.you peasants are unpleasable so Krautsie was right: don't apologize, don't try. you are unable to understand effort so you get none.
>>581241210I mean even just now he claims to be 170 IQ in the face of being called a fat retard. Meanwhile the youtube thumbnail that is actually literally about his sad stupid life looks like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>581241084To do her justice, she gets sick of him as well eventually
can we talk about the games
>>581241590I like Elden Ring, you?
>>581241590ok whats your favorite suselle scene
>>581241056>170 iqLMAO you could at least try and make your lie believable.
>>581241590We got taken over by returning Ch2 shitters and people like this >>581241707Best to just wait it out until they got bored again. This has happened many times before
>>581241475Your dad fucks dead deer lol
weird how normalfags rage about "pedophillia" but literally nobody cares when you sexualize kris
how does ralsei take off his panties
you should be able to kill flowery by fighting with violence, susie and ralsei should hesitantly go along with kris's (our) commands to attack, and lash out afterward. the post boss scenes and end in the LW would be such grimkino
>>581241590ERAM is too easy and anyone who thinks otherwise is a retarded zoomer
I hate video games
>>581241893when I was 13 I started wearing my sister's panties
>World War 3, 2033>"So Private what made you decide to sign up for the American Nazi Forces?">"Well there was this video game called Deltarune and there was this ship called Suselle--"
>>581241480I find ''boyfriend'' a better name for you than ''thread bitch'' but you're certainly acting like the latter. show your affinity for my cute face perhaps? no?>>581241779I did do effort in the past, here's a shortfic I wrote on request. itdoesn't get you filthy mud peasants to behave so why tf would I write much more. (I got more, thou)The contract is easy.I give you thing, you say ''wow cool story I loved xyz, can you write abc?''''Yeah sure'' repeat.explaining this to you is like explaining algebra to a chimpanzee.
>>581241853people only care if you genderize kris
>>581242037who asked about YOU faggot
>>581242196BUT I'M RALSEI
>>581242250YOUR NAME FIELD SAYS OTHERWISE SO KILL YOURSELF
>>581242145He is so dumb and angry it’s hilarious to see. Tasquetarded the narcissist.
>>581242308I'm, ralsei.
>>581242145You are not wrong, you're just a dick.
>>581242391YOU FUCKED UP THE FLIPPING R IN MERCEDES BENZ YOU NINCOMPOOP
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>581241853people are mad about that all the time though, just not here. kress and pinkris had a good amount of normies getting mad at that
>>581242145>very first sentence admits it's just rewriting something ai wroteyou are an fat ugly retard with no friends and no one believes your obvious lies.
>>581241960This is the most /v/ shit I've ever read. You'd do well on Xbox Live
>>581242426Not only is he wrong but he looks like fetal alcohol syndrome got together with downs syndrome and being a mongoloid and they all fucked in a sewer while doing heroin (his mother's favorite)
>>581242426>The Fun Gang's parting words to Flowery
>>581240839I think that scenario is super cute I want Flowery to comfort Ralsei by hugging him when Ralsei starts crying
Okay so I'm a CRPG addict. I need Pippins OC Lore GODS to tell me which Pippins represents a D20. If none of them do I'm going to have to do it myself.
>>581242507You're the only good poster right now. Thank you for this
>>581241853to me its weird that nobody ever gets mad when you sexualize chara even though shes even younger than krismaybe people just cant be assed after 11 years, i hope so
>>581241590the best things in life are hardand brotheri want this game to be harder than ever
>>581242630That'd probably make it worse in that situation
>>581242584>ad hominem
i think ralsei would remove them subtly. maybe in. such a way that you wouldn’t be able to tell unless
Kris and Susie showing Ralsei a bunch of online personality quizzes for fun, then suddenly hearing Ralsei scream from the other room>I AM NOT THE POOPER!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK5RAtl3ckM&t=1017s
>>581242853Chara isn't even a complete character concept it's just vagueposting relating to Asriel's past and a very boring cherry on top of the Sans Fight cake.
Susie>What are we gonna do, Kris?Kris>...*click* >[monotone speaker voice] Great questionSusan why don't weAsk the PLAY YER >jpeg image of you biting off your chapped lips while playing the game 10 mins ago>Susie and Kris stare towards the screen far too long for dramatic impact
>>581242497oops I'm just a little stupid darkner I can't spell my own name X3
People complain about chapter 3's gimmick for the same reason they complain about the treasure hunt levels in Sonic Adventure 2. They believe it's a slog, but it's only a slog for them because they refuse to learn how to play it. If you know what you're doing, it becomes as fast, snappy and easy as the rest of the game, but they won't ever engage with it in good faith simply because they're offended on principle at the fact that the game wants them to try a different style of play.
Doomer x me for all the lady and the tramp AND toxic yaoi shippers.>>581243145I liked the zelda segments, I ddidn't like the other minigames.
>>581242710*holds your hand*
I like all the chapters.
>>581243303me too
>>581243145Trvke launched straight from Pumpkin Hill, I KNEEL.
>>581243283ewwwww why are you hands so clammy
>>581243145It's still boring as shit even when you know what you're doing. I should know, as I've had the displeasure of replaying Chapter 3 multiple times.
>>581243145the black shards power allows me to feel
>>581243145fact hydrogen bomb
>>581243362I am healthy and moisturized
>>581243145It's actually even less interesting when you're familiar with the game it's ripping off also why is toby's character design so hit or miss?the characters in chapter 3 were so bad
>>581243375This probably seems crazy crazy, a dark world theory, a goner tried to approach me and got leery
>>581241853>blatant lies
>>581243303This is the only normal take at this point.
>>581243145you should’ve put save points in it toby
>>581242710you're welcome
>>581243145this argument would probably have merit if Deltarune’s gameplay wasn’t mostly ass.Treasure levels in SA2 are fundamentally more developed than Deltarune’s base gameplay.
*flinches while holding up hands to protect face**whimpers and sobs quietly*
>>581243303Honestly, same. I had doubts about Ch5, but it's got some of the best gameplay and great jokes, even if I could never like Flowery.
gaster is trying to assemble the black shards to make kingdom hearts
>>581243145nigga play better gameschapter 3 is goated though frfr, thus swung tenny
Shelter hydrocity or shelter aquatic mine
I HATE METEOR HERD
>>581243719he's even worse than jarona
>>581243671You are such a pathetic and sad subhuman.
Predict Chapter 6 gameplay gimmick mode. I'm calling a Wizardry/SMT style first person dungeon crawler
Literally every aspect of Chapter 3 was memoryholed except for Tenna (who is just Spamton again forma de sanitized tumblr sexyman bait) and ERAM (because it gives people something to argue in circles about for the rest of time). That proves it's a shit chapter.
>>581244054>Chapter 2 out of nowhere
>>581243782Sorry it's gonna be Shelter Death Chamber/Egg Quarters. Dr. Eggman/Forgotten Man/Gaster will be at the end. You're gonna have to avoid an instant kill patrolling beetle thing except its FRIEND or some shit.
>>581243145its BECAUSE everyone knows exactly what to do every single time that its boring. It was cool discovering the backstage stuff the first time. Any time on a replay, it just feels like running through the same chores in the same shitty 8 bit micro game over and over with commentary from Ralsei and Susie that doesn't exactly get any funnier the more times you skip through it I'm sure the same would be true if I had replayed Hotland in Undertale like 5 times within the first couple months it released.
When does it end
>>581244015I've got my money on Wizardry being 7B's gimmickEither that or ASCII graphics top-down adventure a-la original Rogue
>>581244054this but instead of chapter 3 it's chapter 4, which has no relevant characters at all.
toby could’ve used chapter 5 to bring light to japan’s high rate of alcoholism but instead just made anime jokes
>>581244250Have you tried begging? Maybe if you say please anon will stop.
>>581244325he could've done both and more ala FLCL
Here's how to turn all treasure hunt levels into a joke: every one of them has 3 zones. The emeralds spawn with one in each. This is why the radar goes one at a time in SA2, you usually won't have multiple blinking at once anyway. Just visit each zone of the stage (for instance, Meteor Herd is vertically oriented and has the floor, the platforms in the middle and the upper area) and use the blinks and basic game design deduction and you can find the pieces even without hints in most cases. It's a baby game for kids. All stages can be beaten without hints in under a minute.
Maybe if instead of TV TIME The Legend of Tenna it was GASTER TIME The Legend of Image_Friend it would've been good and fun
>>581244250I used to think this bait image was an image created by someone on the internet for this purpose, but then recently I saw a fishing sign by a lake with it on it and was like hey, that's Bait from 4chan
>>581244325What constitutes an "anime joke"
>>581244489It's good specifically because it can be done consistently with good stage knowledge
ohh kris is it fun krisplaying with my dick like this
>>581244818>>581244818>>581244818Hop on
chapter 6 will be about white genocide
>>581244636John Bait. Popular 4chan character alongside Pedobear and Yotsuba
>>581243978*pinpricks finger and jams it in your mouth*there, for a few minutes you'll be more noble than you'll ever be for real. it got no alcohol in it, sorry~
i’m still annoyed mew was the final shadow crystal boss. no relation to the themes of the game, no aura, not even any insanity, just two unfunny gags stapled together. what a fucking mess and a waste
>>581244757Super underrated game design and unironically more replayable on average than many speed stages especially Shadow's
>>581244919omg evil tasque :3 so cute
