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Repostan: How come Vlad and Harkon look like...well Transylvanians instead of Egyptians?
>>581204862itsoveri thought ogres weren't a hard campaign
How do we feel about the new Vic Cons?They seem alright...Shouldn't keep comparing to VCOs... but... VCOs are better so far...
>>581204861>failed to link the previous threadLmao retard
UH OH, STINKY
Thanquol soon, friends!
Stinky=good
>>581205170I'm so ashamed right now my fellow aussies...
>>581204861Previous / old >>581102038
>>581205024Only Archaon has an impactful one. But it's likely nagash and maybe thanquol do too. Overall they're just a rehash of the mod with equally mod tier quality. The mod is reddit as fuck though. Just OP rewards and a slight variation on what the victory conditions already were.
>>581205229Happens to ALOT of people mostly in.Strongman competitions though
Trolls won.
>>581204861How comes 40k has warrior nuns but Warhammer doesn't? Bretonnia should get Battle Pilgrims (female) to go along with Repanse.
>>581205005basic ogre bulls are doodoo
>>581205830Fairly sure Tilea or Estalia has female Warrior Priests of goddess whatshername
>>581205830Warhammer Fantasy has a decided lack of "we did it because it's cool". Instead it's "we did it because LOTR did it".
>>581205005Oooff, ogres aren’t the hardest campaign ever… except for Grimgor, who almost raped my ass as well. The key to victory was exploiting greater Ogre mobility to first strike hard and then have them loose cohesion and concentrated my own forces so that I could easily win individual engagements. It helped that in my case it was Grimgor trying to attack Karak-Azorn and I got to use the garrison as well.
>>581206307ill try building up a 2nd stack or something later, for now alt f4d in rageorcs are annoying, they waagh like 3 times per fight
>>581205830Sisters of Sigmar were a thing but never got models.
>Main Ikit>Never even see the greenfaggotslifes good
>>581205913Are they?, ‘cause in my own campaign they can put on serious work even late game. I’d say it’s the buffs, but I hadn’t gotten the techs or anything. Guess the full meat buffs and offerings to the maw do a lot of work early game.I know they’re literally the worst Ogres of them all, but what I mean is that I’ve dealt with much worse starting units than Ogre bulls.
>>581206718they fold if the engagement lasts more than three seconds
Does Total War Have a Gen Z Problem?
Oh boy, Imrik's short victory is also quite easy to get.
Kinda lame, kinda simple, better I guessConscription with Bloodletting is stupid dumb though lol
Greenskins new VC rewards.
>>581206925>Skulltaker and Arbaal is also skulls spendingarghi hate itback to VCO...
>Tamurkhan's short VC reward is a dude who tells campfire stories to his marauding hordeStrangely wholesome.
>>581206925So the first one is simply not doable and the 2nd takes so long the entire map is destroyed by then and it's useless cause global recruit is already 1 turn for all units.Bravo, CA.
>>581206405I limited the amounts they managed to Waagh in a 32 minute battle to 1 time during which I just disengaged my units. I think the meter charges when the Orcs deal damage to their enemies, so both cycle charging and charging your units through theirs can work to limit how n much they are able to attack you while you get damage on them. The other thing is using your magic wisely. Your firestorm vortex and burning head spells can be used not only to get an insane amount of kills (I got almost 300 just with my fire mage), but also make the AI move its units around so that you can attack them while they reposition. Overall, the more chaos, the less they’ll hit you and the more you get to damage them with impunity before their waagh charges. Even with the smaller force you want to be as overwhelming as possible, as they are better at playing defense than you.
>>581207170It sucks we'll never get a RPG game about chaos bros in a warband marauding together.
>>581207016
>>581206867Yeah, you are supposed to continuously charge and pour through the lines using superior mass. Even then, since they are a small, 6 model unit, you can charge several at one enemy unit and get great results, granted Maneaters are just better.I’ve fucked up too many Ku’gath, Tamurkhan and Dechala armies with them to consider them a bad unit.
This is way better, the new victories are fucking trash.Someone prepare a mod to reverse that absolute reddit filth back to what it is now.
>>581207368
h-hot!
Haha let's give a ranged faction melee bonuses because le bastion haha
>>581207368Getting the Vaul stuff is neat, forgot they buffed it so they're pretty good now. Did wish Tyrion would get something more Khaine esque.Depending on how easily Teclis can get his short VC, he's going to speedrun the tower.
>>581208710There's no ranged without a strong frontline
>>581208710You think a ranged faction being able to hold the line better is somehow bad?Do you generally make armies of 19 crossbowmen?
>>581208862>Meanwhile Empire...
>>581207796Yeah for Khorne I even prefer this, the updated one is gay.... af... 15k skull throne for short?????
I genuinely make armies of 15 ironsides, 2 cannons and 2 outriders
>>581207368Teclis and Imrik's look useful
>>581209161Staunchless army composition
>>581208926Yeah?
Let me math this.. 15 fucking thousand skulls. I think I reach that by turn 50?We never use the 2K ones cause they are useless. They have a 10 turn CD, a 3 turn global CD, so we use 3 rites in a 9 turn span and then 1 turn CD for it to go off again.So every 10 turns we spend 3k skulls.. uhh.. T1, 1k, T4, 2k, T7, 3, T11, 4k... so at Turn 47 we have spent 15k. TURN 47 ON FUCKING SKARBRAND FOR THE SHORT VICTORY?..and for the Long Victory.. Turn fucking 180.I mean.. what the fuck. We use the global recruit reduction maybe TWICE at best.. just to get some new units into a 2nd army. We MIGHT use the movement replenish for 4k once.. if we even get to that point. By turn 50 I usually reach the 15k mark. I have NEVER ONCE reached the 40k mark to unlock the last one.>>581209067Yeah I dunno how that's gonna go. I mean dude, those things have cooldowns. Not like we can mash those down every turn.
>>581208710Chinkmannii players need THIS to succeed?Kekarooooo
>>581208093KISLEV.
>>581209417Cathay player all use cheats anyway so now CA made official cheats just for them
There should be a mechanic that punishes you for using unloreful army compositions. Your army will spread unlore corruption. The more this corruption spreads the more GW will retract it's prized intellectual property from your game. First legendary heroes, then legendary lords, then the map. Until you're left with just spearmen in the void.
This is a Turn 70 Skarbrand campaign. If I don't count the last 2 saves cause they are just nonsense where I didn't do anything..14 days. It started on the 16th, I played nearly every day, only some breaks inbetween, a day at max. FOURTEEN DAYSAnd I remember I was BARELY at 20k skulls in the skull throne.HOW AM I GONNA GET 55K???
>>581209560You jest, but Gorbad encourages loreful and flavorful armies and they said 40k works similar
>>581209583are you using a different start location cheat or something
I refuse to believe anyone actually plays C*thay.
>>581208710>removing your faction weakness (melee) is badYin-Yin is that you ?
>>581210030Obviously. You think I played 8888 Skarbrand campaigns in the same location? I'm not that fucking autistic. I haven't started in the original in over 2 years. That's also why the new short condition is basically impossible for me to ever do.
>>581207368>Alith's invisible Merwyrm(s)
>>581210387Why not try playing a different lord?
>>581209447
>>581210073
>>581210870Based Zhao
>>581210535I have played all lordsbesides Karl, Gelt, Empire is trash.. 3 of the tomb kings, tried one, unit caps are for cucks... 2 of the VC cause the faction is laughing stock.. and tretch and queek cause they aren't real factions. They are just filler.Anon I have like 3k hours in this game. Why do u want me to play other lords? I already know what's fun.
>>581211215NPC race enjoyings
Got some annual leave saved up. Where should I travel? I was thinking Sylvania, I heard the food is to die for. Suggestions?
>>581210584
>>581211275Try that again but now in english.
>>581211447you only play npc races
>>581211442Nobody gives a fuck, stop filling up the thread you worthless faggot.
>>581211442keep posting King.
>>581211514>>581211447
ok so the short rewards are unique to each lord and the long rewards are generic to the one race they belong to?
>>581211442interesting rewards
I'm not sure I'm ready for the influx of 40k culture in my comfort general.
>>581211732
>>581211732Hold it, we can bash 40trannies later...I'm still seething and can't cope with the Skarbrand nerfs.Let's send bombs to CA headquarters.
>>581211732I'm just going to leave. 40k has no interest for me.
>>581211806
>>581211442
>>581211732well theres a whole 40k game coming so.....
>>581211894kill yourself
>>581211806Behead all footfags
>>581211831I think I'll enjoy the game well enough. It's the greater 40k culture I'm worried about.
>>581211946Behead all CA devs
>>581211812this is what histoids thought when the fantasois arrivedbut you will get swarmed
>>581211872They look like THIS!???
>>581212047I don't give a fuck about the size of your dilator.. I'm mad at CA for nerfing Skarbrand again. Fuck off and go dilate in CRPGG with the rogue trader fans..
>>581212047my fucking sides some "people" got the audacity to advertise a patreon for AI
This is my favorite pass holder slop thread.
>>581212141Fleecing AI-blind boomers and subcontinentals, is that really such a crime?
>>581211894
>>581212141they're prompt-smiths, it's the hot new profession
>>581212267Is this real?
>>581212453I'm afraid so...Jack told me himself
>>581212252what do you mean AI-blind? I personally pay for one AI porn patreon and he pumps out like 1 doujin per 1-2 days with his style that I simply can't replicate on my own, and idgaf if its AI or not, it's good goon fuelbut its only like 5$ a month lol
>>581206925That cooldown for Skull throne rituals is actually really strong. With the right techs you can spam replenish movement range and replenish faction leader army every other turn, right?
>mfw shogun 2 announcement makes no difference to thread discussions
>>581212252their idiocy increases my electricity bills, also am never in favor of letting fools get their money drained by some jews or jeets
>>581211676Yes.So far only Empire and Kislev sems to not have the same for all LL (but the differences are minimal)
>>581212657>turns out a general is full of mentally ill "people"SHOCKING MY LORD
>>581212657There's literally nothing to talk about, they just said some vague things
>>581212267KKKK-KEKAROOO!!!
NAGASH IS STILL WEAK!
>have to destroy Zhatan as Miao Ying to achieve short victory nowNOOOOO he was my friend!!!
>>581212657>Let's talk about the game no one was talking about 3 days ago, but now that CA is putting it back on sale, you must be excited about it
>>581213153>kill a short freak for short victoryit's like pottery, it clays
>>581212267>mfw Zoomers and gen Alpha outmaneuver me in 40K multiplayer on their iPads
>>581213210I was talking about it 3 days ago, in my brain-organ.
>>581212657I never bothered with Rise of the Samurai but now I suddenly have all the DLC. Is it worth a run or is it just a dressed down grand campaign?
Boomers be like "It's a tough battle but I can win if I follow Legend's advice. I hope my APM holds up!"Zoomers be like "I'll just autoresolve everything"Alphoomers be like "Yo Claude use a Legend strat to win this battle and also pull up subway surfers and tiktok asmr compilations"
>>581213606You should consider jumping off the great bastion.
>>581213606Cluade Plays Pokemon was a big proof of concept. It's only a matter of time until we have mainstream consumer AI game harnesses so you can just have a gemini copilot automate some gameplay for you.
>>581213989llms have plateaud, it needed like 100 hours and 500$ worth of tokens to get through portal 2so no it's not a matter of time, the tech is too shitty to play video games
>>581213693Can't your canton vote to exile you from Switzerland? Why haven't they done that? You're useless and everyone hates you.
>>581214197Despite popular swiss propaganda, they can't. That's against human right.For Grand Cathay.
>Nagash was weACKhttps://youtu.be/c8g83oGBNPo?si=5GnAMcBvyCE22SQ4
>>581214169It doesn't need to be better than human or even good, it just has to be good enough.If you can say "grok, take this turn for me. Spend all my gold on eco structure upgrades starting from my richest settlement to my poorest, prioritizing unfilled building slots and lowest-tier income buildings" and have it actually do it without bricking your save then people will use it. The AI doesn't need to make player-level executive decisions, just be able to understand player commands and translate them into game input.
>>581214169Watch hyperscalers throw another $1,000,000,000,000 into the money dink and get the playtime down to 50 hours for $1500 worth of tokens, and then try to tell you it's an amazing achievement.
woah you can make slayer dwarfs in turtle wow?
>>581214637what's even funnier is when they hit a wall with what they can deliver so they said they're approaching AGI or some shi usin fucking llms and gpt6 and use it as an excuse to "slow down development on purpose" our world is a clown fiesta and the economy is a joke
I would pay $5 for a >Grok spend all available skill points
>>581214719Wasnt Turtle Killed?
>Chat GPT decline all peace requests in-between turns
>>581214856yeah but theres repacks out, even with bots so you can play it, im amazed how good the bots are, they even interact in world chat, selling shit in the auction house, they even announce when they are getting a group for a dungeon, some motherfucked even approached me to make a guild
>>581215270isn't that kind of creepy?
>>581214951Cathay stands with Gemini. Chat GayPozzTranner is reserved for the Empire sissies.
>>581215472its cool, theres even some builds where people make wow into a rts or a crpg like bald and gay 3
>DeepSeek, start a new campaign. Cathay, Mao Ying. Campaign difficulty: Very Hard; Battle difficulty: Easy. Play the first few turns then abandon the campaign and write a detailed summary of how it got boring
>>581215472The Germans have a word for it. Playing an MMO, but you're the only player, and everyone else is a bot. It's a crushing sort of feeling.
>>581215472i for one im glad its not always online so you can play turtle wow forever now
>>581215779No we don't.
>>581215779I'm guessing the word is "European Union"
>>581215906I don't understand the point of playing an MMO without other people
>>581216039Same reason we walk through cemetaries. To remember the ones we lost.
>>581216039the world is still alive with people running around its just that they are bots now, and they all wait for you now and not the other way around, for me this is much better than real players
>>581209390uhh isnt spawning an army on razing also considered sending shit to the skull throne
>>581207294I figure Warcry could easily have been adapted to that end, or perhaps to a squad-based tactics game. If nothing else the ruleset could translate neatly into an XCOM ripoff.
SHOW ME VOLKMAR'S GODDAMN BOOKS ALREADY
Nagash would be better as a human sized wizard instead of a weird giant
>>581217449Nagash should have started as a small bone boy and through quests/books/the black pyramid be able to ascend to bigger, badder tiers.
>>581217449And Neferata would be better if her tits were as big as Nagash.
Sad niggash doesn't start weak like in the mod, but alas pigs need a quick dopamine
>>581217965That's the best part, anon! He does start weak! Just his weak is ungodly strong. I'm also not a huge fan of placing lords right next to their biggest enemies.
>>581218395Yeah why doesn't Nagash start in Nagashizzar?
>>581217965I think I prefer the way CA did it where Nagash is personally really powerful but his faction struggles to build a strong ground game and will easily overextend.
>>581217354no one cares about volkmar
>>581218395>I'm also not a huge fan of placing lords right next to their biggest enemies.Much as I like Settra, calling him Nagash's "biggest enemy" is vastly overselling how Nagash felt about him. Nagash would consider Sigmar or the skaven to be far worse enemies. The actual tomb king rival for Nagash was Alcadizzar, and that guy is not coming back.
>>581218676I hope it plays out like that in practice. The limiting necropolises idea is pretty good though.
>>581218395I've watched a bit of campaigning and I've been pleasantly surprised at how well Settra is managing to hang in there.
>>581218736Nagash is the tomb kings biggest enemy as a whole though. And other thematic lords like mannfred or volkmar who are after the books of nagash. It's just a missed opportunity to have these guys build up before the player reaches them no matter who the player is playing.
>warhammer live streamI sleep
>>581217449Nagash should have been human.. disgustingly corrupted, dripping with toxic black goo, all xenomorph style.Skeleton are for little kids and Egypt aesthetics are the absolute Worst. Sand, pyramids, bugs and scorpions.. it's terrible.Blergh..
kek
>>581219879>>581219918wtf real?
>Livestream features a skaven and an ogre
>Teutogen guard lose to a cheaper unit they are supposed to counterhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ctq8jOc1vt0Empire is suffering, like the LM, all you get is radious tier bloat and a discount mechnic some LL had 3 DLC ago. Meanwhile Skaven and Nagash have lords that solo armies and fun new mechanics.
the ogre has fallen in love with the skaven!
thank you for the superchat
>>581220313supposed to suck
>>581220313>children get power creep and bloat>TRVE VNDERSTANDERS get kino flavourEmpirechads win again.
>>581220313Yeah whatever the Teotogen are guarding is not very safe.
Could I get some, uhhhh, new Vampire Counts RoRs?
>>581211442Thanks for posting. >>581211527shut the fuck up with your constant fucking avatar faggotry you worthless piece of no-life shit. /twg/ is not your personal chatroom. you spam this fucking cunt non stopyou always have the worst takes and tastesyou're a dick for no reasonfuck you for being here
>>581221556Based
>>581221027Empire isn't knowing for being good at anything.
>>581221724skull issue
>>581221724Simply not true
>feeds him more attention
The empire is known for being good at losing and good at attracting redditors.
>>581222040>good at attracting redditorsThat's Dwarfs.
>>581222040>
If empire is so bad why do they keep winning anytime chaos babies and orc smellies invade them huh?
>>581221007kek
>>581221007why he cryen
>>581222304Me on the left
>>581222316Because Ukraine (PBUH) sacrifices themselves to defeat the real army and the Empire only ever has to fight a few scattered warbands.
>>581205142>gets his thunder stolen by ledditor who copied his bit right before the finish lineLMAO
Who is "the Ratposter"?
>>581222316Huhhhh end times?
>>581217636>ascendNo him growing in power is the most retarded thing ever. Nagash was never that powerful he was a mid wizard at best.
>>581222571they were winning in end times too until Mannfred doomed the whole setting by killing Teclis
>>581222713>they were winning in end times too>had to ally with fucking nagash and fucking grimgor and still lostLOL
>>581222713Winning would imply the chaos wanted to destroy the world. No. The only one that wanted that was Archaon. Chaos wanted to maintain the status quo.
>>581222713>they were winning in end times tooYeah no, even if Teclis had survived it was a "here goes nothing" desperate maneuver as Archaon had almost won the whole thing already and it wasn't clear that Teclis was gonna be able to withstand that much magic to begin with.Also Mannfred killed Gelt, Teclis just disintegrated on his own.
>>581222819>>581222941>>581222950Dont you have another storyline where chaos loses to retcon GW employee?
>>581222819Nagash was weak shit when he crawled back under the protection of elves. They only allied with him because letting a incarnate roam free was a bad idea. Nagash jobbed to rats and Nurgle that is his entire story in the ET.
WHERE IS COAST REWARDSWHERE IS ITWTF MAN
>>581222546same dude
>>581223110I'm not defending nagashI'm shitting on the empire
will we ever get tyrion's tomboy squire in the game?
>>581223251She fucking died in the vortex campaign, no? Eaten by rats.
>>581223374warhammer 3 takes place before 2
>Caring about Glubshitto lore from BongsYIKES
>>581223093Chaos is supposed to win the setting. It was always the core assumption for every GW IP. The struggle against it is the meat of the game. The result was set in stone in the 80s.
>Thanquol can perma-destroy an entire province
>>581223471Why is ET not a WH2 DLC then?
>>581223616And Sniktch can delete a entire faction from the game. Thanqueer was WEAK.
>>581223491Chaos is the ultimate asspull faction in both fantasy and 40k, they have no real supply lines, they have no real network for creating weapons, armour, ammunition and tools, but they are somehow never in a situation where this presents a problem, nor do they ever have an issue of low manpower. The only reason they "win" is because some faggot at GW said they should, not because it ever made any sense. Which is why they had to retcon Storm of Chaos because Chaos when not protected by GW's asspull is a shitter faction who job to greenskins.
>>581223491how about making a good story little they(them>somehow there's a portal right below Middleheim>Teclis "tards out and removes the protection
>>581206475They had Mordheim models.
>>581223713>Which is why they had to retcon Storm of ChaosSoC was retconned because of the third edition of the RPG flopping. Not because of your imaginary reasons. People chose the Empire turning into a backwards cuckshed instead of the planned age of exploration. That's what retconning SoC actually meant.
>>581223712>Witness-watch true power-strength!
>>581224056Cope chaos shitter
8 days.
>>581224258SoC was supposed to end with Chaos losing power and the Empire entering a golden age. But of course how would a secondary know that.
>>581212657worst total war game
>Thanquol accidentally summons an enemy vermin lordLol
>>581224365>muh secondary muh secondaryFastest way to know someone actually has no clue what they're talking about. I accept your concession I guess but damn you retards are tiresome to deal with.
>>581224657>secondary thinks a mail in campaign changed the plotCute.
reminder empire is supposed to suck
>>581224657You clearly know SoC only from /tg/ memes. You probably think Grimgor fought Archaon or some retarded shit too.
>>581224797So is your mom
>>581224728>>581224884Your crystal ball isn't a valid source for lore.
All of you niggers are secondaries.Total War thread
>>581224991So I was right. Cute secondary.
>>581224995nigga i'm a trinary fuck you
>>581224995Actually I'm a tertiary because I don't play total war at all.
>>581225072No, you were wrong. But engaging with braindead faggots like you who just lie about everything is pointless. Easier to just start making fun of how embarrassing you are.
>>581225131based and same
>>581225235Yeah, yeah. You know the best, GW changed the plot because of a mail campaign not because of a financial failure of one of their IPs.
ARE THOSE BUTTONSARE THOSE NEW (NEW!!!) BUTTONS???? IN A FANCY UI????UHHHHH I LOVE BEING A GOYCLICKER IM GONNA CLICK ON THAT AND ON THAT AND ON THAT AND HAVE BIGLY UNITS
>>581224797A bunch of nade launchers and hochlands and ironsides are some of the scariest shit but it's never enough for empirefags
>>581225434>GW changed the plot because of a mail campaignYes? That was the point of the community engagement only they didn't expect Chaos to get absolutely destroyed which went against the plans they'd made for them to win. You're welcome to find a single piece of evidence to the contrary, but you wont.
>>581225508I do enjoy campaign mechanics, sorry
>>581225678>That was the point of the community engagementIs this your first hearing about such a campaign? They don't change the plot of anything and they were done post SoC more often than ever. Sorry you got fooled.
>>581223713Nagash is the the ultimate asspull
>no howling warpgale for ThanquolAw man, that sucks
>>581225508i say this and do this
>>581225869Unless you can post anything to back up your claim you're simply wrong and you're coping about it.
>>581226207>Any day now GW is gonna rewrite the Arks of Omen plot in 40k so Abanddon loses! It's been just 3 years since he was defeated in the campaign! This is you.
haha yes its either 300 billion campaign mechanics or noneepic goycattle moment
>>581226326No it isn't, that's your strawman because it's the only way you can have a semblance of an argument lmao. But keep trying nonny, maybe you'll find something soon that sticks.
Total War: Hyenas
>>581226476>Any day now GW is gonna rewrite the Pariah Nexus plot in 40k so Imperium reclaims it! It's been just 2 years since Necrons were defeated in the campaign!
>ratfags in the stream asking for a "skaven rework"the most spoiled and greedy players for this fucking game I swear
Is the ogre guy an ESL?
IKIT
>>581226631>complete meltdown and just spouting random nonsense nowEmbarrassing
>>581226678>be happy with what you havecucked attitude. Maybe you should demand stuff for your favorite faction and you might get some
This is one of the worst deep dive streams ever. ratfags are ruining the chat and that guy who did the dlc doesnt care about anything holy shit.
>>581226753sex-sex
>>581226832people have been asking for a bretonnia rework for years so thats clearly not how it works
>>581226835That Hidalgo55 fag seems genuinely mentally ill. Reminds me of TW center posters
>>581225508>>581226358Which faction has/had good campaign mechanics?
>>581226982>bretonniaBut no one is asking for this, no one cares about Bretonnia at all.
>>581226828Fact don't care about your feelings lil bro. GW doesn't rewrite anything because of their players. If they cared about the opinions of Fantasyfags they wouldn't do ET.
>>581226832>>581226982Speak of the devil
>>581227089Yeah I'm sure they launched Old World because they don't care about the opinions of the fantasy players. You're so fucking retarded
Should Helman & Mannfred have some tech to make confederating each other easier? They're the best of friends, after all.
>>581227060I care. They're my favourite faction.
>>581227295in a world where CA wasn't retarded Ghorst would be a unique follower for Mannfred and nothing more
>>581226678Well, they don't look like cute girls yet. So that's an issue.
>Queen of Moonlight and ShadowWhat does this do?
>>581227345I feel bad for you. I hope you find a way to cure you.
click
>>581227673Rude.
>>581227608Omg she is both Shar and Selune
>>581227907eyeshadow is such cheats for sexiness in any woman
need total war: Starcraft
>>581207294Mount & Blade but as a Chaos warlord would be fucking sick.
>>581227984Dudes are allowed to wear eyeshadow, you know.
>>581228247there are M&B mods for that
>>581228197Too bad you got Starcry in 2030 LMFAO XMFD
>>581228579its gay n cringe on dudes
>>581228590They are still very rough.
>>581228197>3 factions>5 units on eachwow.. truly... this is.. epic...
>>581228686Sure but some women like guys who put on gay and cringe makeup.
>>5812288123, maybe 4 major factionstons of sub factions of those factionsand u can invent tons of new units for eachit's enoughnigga historical TWs worked with ONE major factionthis obsession with shallow variety is stupid
Can't wait for new Nurgle friends to join my armies!
>>581229020Yeah they worked because they had the historical setting and context to lean on. A sci-fi fantasy setting needs the unit and faction variety because CA isn't going to pen down the lore needed to make you invested otherwise. Nor are people going to want to read a book when they open the game even if they did.
>>5812295984 major factions with deep mechanics would have just as much impact as 12 major factions with shallow mechanics (such as in WH TW)
>>581229893Too bad stracraft would be the worst of both worlds
>>581215270link to that repack?
Do we know who the playable minor factions in the Shogun remaster will be?
>>581230194William Adams
>>581229536awwwh he's smiling :)
>>581230091its all on ownedcore, you can search on youtube too its not hidden
I'm getting tired of this >>581220313 so I'm addressing it.. Why do you people test them against melee infantry? That's not their purpose.The Empire has always been mass ranged destruction filled with heroes to play tank.. similar to what skaven do but skaven summon rats via hero to tank. Now you have an actual frontline like Cathay has in Jade Warriors that hold the like for ages. They don't need to win, they never were supposed to win. Their purpose is holding the line so the RANGED UNITS CAN KILL.Why the fuck are you lowlives having melties over a heavily armored units that have charge defense, which cannot defeat other melee units when they are the STAUNCH LINE.I am truly disgusted by all of /twg/ today.You people don't even play this game.
>>581232160I don't read tranime posts.
>>581232253Your life must be very miserable
>end times>40k>remaster for the best Total War gameWhat's the catch? How have CA unshitted themselves suddenly?
>>581233863None of these are out yet.
>>581205005>>581206307Grimgor is the hardest part of playing in the Mountains or Darklands. He, and all the other greenskin factions, are on some bullshit cheats against you with the two armies (even if the second one is 90% trash) so they scale past the AI and conquer as much land as they can huff, but they'll take a billion years to put down as a result. >All Chorfs have to fight him immediately or it will be a 20 year long battle of attrition>Bajeeta has to basically kill him immediately because Chinamen are mulch to the BIG GREEN WAAAAAAAAGH>Chaos-fags literally only have one direction to expand in if they want allies because somehow they all spawn on top of each other
>>581226678us ratchads really just want Queek and Skrolk to get new mechanics, please understand
All new victory conditions and rewards.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JkMmVB8CZM
>>581234580MASTER NECROMANCER
>>581234859Ghorst is honest about what he wants
Will they fix vassalage in the Shogun 2 remaster? Where are the changes made?
I like that every single update to Tretch just makes the Stormvermin (Chosen) meme more of a reality.
>>581234859That's it?
>>581234859>>581234580these are pathetic
Ghorst is simply too powerful to get a bigger bonus
>>581234859No matter how shit he is I have to respect CA turning ghorst from a joke for two games to a zombietide meme in immortal empires.
>>581235763>Mors is supposed to have the best and most loyal Stormvermin>Tretch gets that insteadWhew
>tomb kangz finally get a spell that ressurects units while healing themOH MY FUCKING GOD FINALLY
>>581236240>he doesn't know about the zombie nerfsAnon....
>>581236573Morsissies could never compare to RICTUSBVLLs
>>581235763do they win against teutogen guard?
>>581235873He also generates +200 corpses/turn in his local province. But yeah, the vampire rewards are largely underwhelming. Both Counts & Coast. Dunno why since so many of the other faction rewards are both flavorful and fun.
>>581237758What doesnt?
>>581237864ACK
>>581236573>Rictus is supposed to have the strongest Stormvermin>they doAll's good.
Rictus is genuinely meant to suck thougheverbeit
>>581237362>>581238176>says the jobber clan
>Dechala gets a x1.2 modifier/turn to her global pool of thrallsNeat.
>>581239145is dechala actually fun?haven't tried it
>>581190768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWkHsygChSY
I need a recommendation on what DE LL I should play, and any good tips in general for playing Dark-Elves?
Weakest Rictus Stormvermin
>>581239241cute boy
>>581239503Strongest Mors stormvermin
>>581239740By Sigmar I want to pin down and breed a muscular skaven tomboy.
is it october yet
>>581239454It's a toss between Lokhir and Morathi. The rest got nerfed to the ground or are so outdated they seem like generic lords.
>>581239454I think Lokhir is the most fun to play while also still being vanilla as a faction. Malekith and Morathi are cool but their spawn locations are a lot more skewed than Lokhir's.
>>581236573>>Mors is supposed to have the best and most loyal ClanratsFTFY
Wanted to do a full map conquest as a trial run before the upcoming DLC. Finished it with a week to spare. Sayl is a beast of a LL and the additive factionwide bonuses from his faction and Norsca building buffs is insane. 350 MA/MD with 200 WS chaos warriors is a really funny thing. Also stacking dyes resource for speed makes marauder infantry run faster than cavalry, chariots and horsemen going faster than sanic speed.
They just kept dying.
>>581240464Also found out the diplomacy button is blocked out if there are no other factions left on the map.
>>581240658>average WW1 general
When playing Dechala, should I replace my marauders with Chosen as quickly as possible? Or does she buff them enough o stay viable?
NEFERATANEFERATAHIT OR MISSI GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUHYOU GOT A GIRLFRIENDI BET SHE DOESN'T KISS YA*MWAH*
>>581240464now do it with Tiqtaqtoe
>>581240464Sayl is my fav DLC LL after Tamurkhan. A little scheming bitch. I love him.
WoC unit promotion + Greenskins Scraps + Bretonnia Peasant Economy + Chorfs Unit Caps and Economy= What should be the blueprint for every faction
>>581222546wasn't he a redditor? now he's not a redditor? retard
>>581239190No, she's extremely boring>focus on building up your LL to have x999 of every stat by spamming palaces>settlement and resource micromanagement, but you run out of thralls and convert to military buildings>focus on marauders, which get replaced fairly quickly>other lords don't get any benefits from your faction>slaneesh marks/banners take too long to be affordable and are meaningless when you can get them>faction boons makes your extremely easy faceroll campaign even easier>starts in her own little corner of China without any threat, I hate that corner after playing so many campaigns there and how easy it is compared to any other locations due to the ability to funnel enemies only in a single direction because the eastern flank is the edge of the map
When can I buy the DLC all together? cant see it in the steam storeor do you just have to buy all individually now?
>>581243351>A little scheming bitch.I barely used his Changing of ways and forgot about it completely in the middle of the campaign. I still don't get how treacheries(undercities) work and only used the total war mechanic on large threats to stop them from being annoying while I deal with their neighbors. Useful in the first 20 turns, completely forgettable in the following.
>>581243806for Lords of the End times?
>>581236573Classic: Morstrogen vs Rictusterone.
>>581212346
Damn Cathay just dug a long ass canal in 4 turns
>>581243806Click and go to one of the Lords store page then under purchase is an option for the bundle
>>581244120yeah
>>581246373ah, ty anon
>>581245669Man why are the Vampire rewards so boring and garbage when clearly the team can come up with fun shit?
>Alarielle must vassalize (not ally) Welves to win her campaign
https://youtu.be/Ansr816Iujkits up
>>581248681Already a better game than TW: 40k
>>581232160>filled with heroes to play tankThere is not a single think less soulful and more joyless than hero stacking.You're correct that the new infantry should be holders and not killers but you're also so fucking retarded for suggesting that the combined arms race should just stack Captains and Priests instead of Halberds.
>>581248681the more I see of this game the worse it looks>>581248751said no one ever
>>581248156CA englistan vs CA BVLGARIA
>>581245669
Why did CA choose the Drakenhof Templars? They could have been a Regiment of Renown
DIEEEE STUPID ORC DIEE
>>581250980how tf is this so hard even tho i killed the lordthey just waaghd againsighneed the cannon ogres
>>581248358There always was a ideological divide on who is the real avatar of Isha on earth. It's the Everqueen btw
>>581251550All of that for 1 fucking rat ogre?
>>581251198OH FUCK OFFidk if i'll be able to beat this
>>581250390We'll never know.
>>581251805sigh
>>581252307Waaaaagh!
>>581250390FLC unit for Neferata DLC.
>>581204861So has undead wasteland and devastation shoen its effects? Is it a justa a green climate for undead? Van devastation be restored after take a province?
>>581252307idk why im even fighting thisgrimgor will just pull up and solo the remnants nowmight dump the campaign if that happens
>>581253598They are part of Nagash DLC
>>581252307
>>581251680He's not a master of haggling for nothing
>>581253986I mean, "originally intended as".
>>581250131Tomb Kings.
>>581251805>>581252307For future references, you can ambush a waaagh'd army and their reinforcements won't come in. I can also recommend cheating by lowering the difficulty but that's gay. Anyway, get better ranged units. Ogre BVLLS are cool and all but they have the leadership of skavenslaves (practically) and aren't very reliable, even if greasus can solo most of their heroes pretty well he's not enough to do everything.
ok pass on this campaign then
>>581255768Do you feel noblebright when playing high elves?
>/twg/ mp campaign for end timesgood idea, right?
The DLC is clearly ready, give it to me now
When are they adding Ska Bloodtail to Mors
>>581255129
>>581256030I barely play themAlso they seem bad if you don't use sisters
>>581256517Sorry, you'll only get sloppy seconds after content creators have played it on stream for 100 hours.
>>581256638Nobody cares.
>>581255768They're rats your spearmannii can hold out long enough for your archers and cav to make them mass route easy
>>581257240dinky tier 0 archers aren't doing much to stormvermin
>>581253935BRVTAL. Anyway, get rid of those fucking goblars they're actively wasting space.
>>581257209I care
>>581257412>t. Nobody
>>581255768>>581257240>>581257354>Stormvermin with halberds (no missile block)>versus the best t1 archers in the gameSure sisters would be better, but Imrik is so overpowered himself and his starting flame mage can decimate entire armies because fire OP. Anyway, assuming you have Imrik's dragon already you just snipe tretch and then go after their heavy hitters like weapons teams or artillery while the mage occasionally drops fat burning heads on lines of rats. It's actually really easy to fuck up Tretch, less so when you're getting gangbanged. He expands annoyingly fast though despite Dwarves being a hard fight for Skaven
Imagine if only Thanquol were delayed
>>581257687Might be one winnable fight (doubt it) but that second stack will mop up anything left
>>581257204what does this even mean
>>581258059Conscripting the rats and forcing them to fight on your province or with an ambush will probably even the odds, can never really know. Either way, you kind of have to beeline for things you know you won't be able to handle as Imrik or ditch for Ulthuan ASAP. His Dragon Princes are OP but a full stack of DP and his unique Dragons will stop you from fielding any bonus armies. Ulthuan is also impossible to hold without focusing on it, so Imrik is kind of just fucks. Anyway, if you rush a life mage Imrik and his dragon bros can basically solo every army in the game though I get the feeling that isn't in the cards for that campaign
>>581256814
>>581211442>almost intelligentWow, they're just like me.
>>581250390>They could have been a Regiment of RenownIt bugs me a little that we're getting no RoR for VC in their rework. Like, if not now then when?
Total War Warhammer Age of Sigmar
>>581258729Wow these are trash
>>581258729How cheap can Uncle Noct get his ship zombies? That's roughly a 75% cut from all the ship buildings and his own personal reductions right?
if the unique vampire fleet admiral dosent have a trait that BUFFS luthor in some way i will be very upset
>>581259142I'd be down but I don't believe it's ever happening.
Nurgle is the most KINO god.
Some things never change.
>QUIET SKULLSTAFF! I KNOW WHAT I DO!
>>581259607+1 melee attack when fighting at sea+1 winds of magic reserve capacity when embarked (lord's army)
GIEVMAGICGUNSTO LUTHORDO ITDO IT TCA
>>581259971>Runs away
GIVETOMB KINGSREWORKTO TOMB KINGSDO ITDO IT CA
>>581259607I'd prefer it if it just gives Luthor another personality
>>581259963>Thinking Queek is uglier than SkarsnikBad taste
>>581259963You accidentally swapped belegar and skarsnik
the enormity of their flat brain the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelmingwhen you're out in the countryside and your see skaven, try to look a skaven in the eye with great intensity and the intensity of stupidity that is looking back at you is just amazing
>>581261258By Sigmar what nonsense are you talking about? What the hell is a Skaven?
>>581234580Show me them books!
>>581258729
>>581261638Boring.
>>581258729Is Aranessa anon here ? What do (you) think about your new campaign rewards ?
>>581261638Mannfred gets to become even more of an Uber Wizard?
WTF I just realized Sky-junk doesn't have Siege Attacker :/
>>581262763One more turn it is
>>581227434>in a world where CA wasn't retardedBoy where to even begin with that laundry list? You could fill a book with those.
THE LEGEND IS BACK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGTHNg_ICu8
Cao Cao
>Legend is
>>581227434What do you mean? Ghorst is the seventh best Living necromancer this side of the old world
>>581263226We Are Legend of Total War
Deceiver.
>>581263494Starring Will Smith.
Oh they made a map for Nine Daemons.
>>581263494Based
>>581263243I wonder how many people will get the reference
>>581263243better bump him down to eighth, nagash has been dead for a bit
I didn't know you could do this at -26. RIP reliability though
>>581262485Kinda. I think it might be better used on a second lord. He already has bonuses to WoM capacity and replenishes his reserves by entering melee. I think it reaches a point of diminishing returns.
>>581258729>>581259607>Luthor unique Vampire Fleet Admiral is Admiral (female)>Her unique Trait heavily implies she is just him with a wig>If both end turn in the same Province they are both wounded
>>581263494>Balding>Angry>Lost his purpose when armies went away>Depressed>Loves growing tomatoesHe is literally Sergeant Marcus Michael Fenix
>>581263064
>>581263494
>>581263064I'm surprised he got early access
>>581261638
>>581263494Surely if you want your tomatoes to not get munched you surround them with something?
i short victoried on repanse and now i have to go through all the fucking skarbrand desert to raze it?no point settling there i guessi allied with the lizardmen so i cant really go down the jungle even though thats better to settle in
>>581265267Boring.
>>581258729>Infamy gained from buildingsPFFFFTTTT HHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHLuthorkek on suicide watch
Cathay is real????https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathay_Pacific
Trying to do a long victory with Orks, my goodness by turn 40/50 it just becomes a slog and is fucking boring.
>>581265267>Archaon and Kholek get more of their RoR>Sigvald don't get more Mirror Guard
>Think Nagash's DLC is already out>download game, creamapi the dlc, business as usual>open game>nothing>???>check steam>releases in 8 daysFUCKwhat do I do now?might try this campaign I guess?
GOR-ROK!
Lords of the End TimesEgrimm Character PackMonkey King Character PackThe Dogs of War
Pretty much any small settlement.
>>581266408>dogs of war:DDDDD
>>581239190>She's a very powerful tank but horrible at clearing crowds.>Only buffs marauders>Cancerous faction mechanics that are good yet total not fun to play with>Safe cornerI'm not a fan of self-imposed cbt but my God is her faction uniques total ass. First time I did Short Victory and checked out asap.
>>581266473That is an awful way to play with 90% of the factions. You are supposed to let minor settlements stay at t1 and boost gold or growth until you get your main settlement to t4.
>>581266473reddit meme
Red Duke when?
>>581266847Who cares?
>>5812668478 days.
>>581264495I suppose there's only so many purple suns you can use before the enemy will start trying to leave
>Aenarion>Malekith>Settra>OxyotlThese are the only Warhammer Fantasy characters who genuinely earned their status.Notice what they all have in common?
>>581266473Rebellions never target small settlements, but really the garrisons are wasteful 99% of the time they won't be able to take on anything but a shit-stack army
>>581265267
>>581267353>OxyotlOxyotl is the Squirrel Girl of Warhammer. Who cares if he "actually" killed greater daemons. The Realm of Chaos doesn't count since it's imaginationland
>>581266408Where is Moonclaw ? Is he safe ?
>>581267752>MemeclawRejected. Gimme Ungrol Four-Horn or Slugtongue.
Does anyone else find it funny that alareiles unique mechanic about chaos corruption doesn't function at all. Like corruption doesn't work like that anymore.
>>581267985I don't really think about Alarielle ever.
>>581267985Chaos ET event will fix this.Unironically
>>581267985I don't own Alarielle and will probably never buy her
>>581267985Fixed by a mod I found on ATF (RIP).
>>581268367>buyinghuh?
>>581266375Unf whomst>>581266408
legend is living rent free in your head, it hasn't even been a year
>>581267981What about Ghorros ?
>>581268317>>581268552I think it should have just been corruption on ulthuan or order aligned provinces. Doesn't seem a huge thing to update.
>>581268796I can live with that. I also wouldn't mind Centigors (Chosen).
>>581267531
>>581263494I love seeing these>I'm totally not seething and I've actually become a le wholesome chungus normie after my very public and immature crashoutposts, they are always so transparent in how fake they are
Finally done. I fucking love Clan Rictus.Campaign took longer than I planned since I had to eliminate fucking Eshin in Cathay for the victory condition. Thankfully I bribed Dechala, Krakenlord and Vilich to tear him apart before I got there and took his final region. Very fun campaign, can't wait for the DLC to drop for more Skaven units. I've also been feeling Kemmler but no point in playing him before the rework.Not sure what to play now, maybe Throt and just fuck around with mutations or unga bunga with Khorne. I hate this time when the DLC isn't far away and there's nothing to do.
>>581265269Tiny land mines
MYSELF, WHO ELSE?
>>581270839bloodtaker LUSTRIA BOOOOOOWWWLLLLLLL
Does Nagash spawn at the start even if you don't play as him or will he come with the crisis?
>>581268813>>581267985Her 2 mechanics should be both divided in 3 tiers.>Mortal World's TormentWorld Chaos corruptionUlthuan Chaos corruptionOwn territory Chaos corruption>Defender of UlthuanInner Kingdms (including Gates)Outer kingdomsAncient Elven Colony
>>581271215He always starts at his Pyramid.
>>581271215I'm not 100% certain but from what I understand he spawns at the start of the game and when his end-times event pops he either disappears for a few turns, or if faction is already eliminated reappears, and his event starts.
was the confirmation of TW 40k in 2027 posted in english?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR0_Q-28e5Q
>>581255162i was playing on hard, before this i did a morathi campaign on hard vs my usual normal and it was quite ez, but grimgor makes it hardanyways i didnt know they dont get their waagh armies if u ambush, i might try that tomorrow
>>581272391Yeah there's been shorts/tiktoks of it
How delusional to I have to be to hopium myself into thinking Apophas will ever happen at this point
>>581273182If it didn't happen with this DLC, it wont happen everI remember that one TK Expanded mod made him and it looks really good but I don't want any of the other shit in that mod
These faggots decided to sail right into my blender. This may honestly be fun just due to the sheer amount of slaughter about to happen
>>581271287They would have to rework corruption to be closer to formar entres, corruption has been neutered and hardly matters at all.
>>581271453>>581271547Thats dumb
>watching passfag crashout about the new skarbrand vic cons
>>581274314
>>581274314They should have udders on their lower abdomens instead of breasts.
>>581274758sad propaganda!
>>581226753>IKITis gay for this man
>7 dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suWzbvZOWWk>7 days7 days until release
>>581274830No, "breasts" make sense position-wise because that's where the arms are. It allows a mother to cradle their infant while nursing.Nipples being on the lower abdomen works only for quadrupeds.
>>581274314>>581274832i was born to suck blue boobs
>>581274967I see, that does make sense. I'd just like to see aliens having more of a unique anatomy instead of being blue humans.
>>581275197I agree, but evolution - particularly convergent evolution - happens for a reason.
>>581274832Propaganda ?
>>581275417tl;dr
Do you think they will do balance changes in Shogun 2?Idk if it's worth buying because I've already played it for 600 hoursI am sick of building markets to tier 1
>tl;dr
>>581266830This, there is no reason to upgrade minor settlements unless they safely insulated from danger. Never invest in border settlements unless you are using them as a walled fort.
>>581212657It’s still wait and see if it’s good. Adding the minor factions and Japanese voice acting seems great. But if it’s a buggy disaster at launch, the graphics aren’t much improved or look worse, and if there are next to no reasons to play the minor factions (which there probably won’t be it’ll just be the copy paste job they did with Pharoah) there isn’t much to talk about. I’m sure 6 months after launch it’ll be good.
>>581215270Do the bots shit talk you for pulling too much aggro and if you get defensive a fight starts in the group chat? If so it can never be an authentic WoW experience.
>>581276251
Tau are blue therefore they are futas.
WH3 bros...
>>581248358Ariel Sweeney mogged her with her big natural boobs, and now Alarielle has turned into a Chudette and decreed that millions of trees must burn.
>581277554>worst game in the franchise is getting a pity non-remasterNobody cares.
>>581277906the cope begins...
>>581276960shocking if true
>>581276960>>581278215i wish blue women existed irl
>>581212657What if they're testing the waters for a Nippon dlc based on how well Shogun sells?
>>581277845>Wood elves dedicate their entire culture to Isha>Isha chooses a High Elf to be her avatarGet rekt
>>581213519Rise of the Samurai is an awful campaign. Like, all of the playable factions spawn on the east side of the map so their expansion is more or less the same. And the units suck compared to later time periods because that's "realistic".
>>581277845Ariel Sweeney fucks Big Beastmen Cocks
>>581213519I played it once as the Minamoto. All I remember from that campaign is using the Metsuke type agent to cause rebellions in enemy provinces and taking them after just so it would end faster.
>>581276960I have seen that draenei porno.
>>581279638>that draenei pornoDo you have any idea how little that narrows it down
>>581277845
>alariellemost boring personality in the whole setting award
>Has 1 job; make Everchild with Phoenix King>The rest of the marriage is completely ceremonial and polygamous>Still decides to have child with chad insteadWHAT WAS HER PROBLEM?
>>581280568she fucks human men on the side
>>581280159That would be Settra
>>581280568Finnubar doesn't give a shit either.
>>581280159That would be Vlad
Which FEMALE warhammer character has the biggest tits? Offmodel art counts.
>>581281829Miao Ying
>>581281829Daniel? I mean... Danielle?
>>581281829River Troll Hag
>>581281571>>581280568Was he a cuck anon or too busy with the whole "relation who wanted to be Phoenix king became a genocidal murder and rape-loving Tyrant who ruined all of our foreign policy for centuries" thing going on?
>>581282830Helf royal marriage is about producing an heir and is mainly religious and political. After that the king and queen can do what they want and fuck whomever they want.
WHAT ARIELLE DOES IN HER OWN TIME IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
>>581283206we must be better elves...
Arrrriele. She be a heart pirate.
>>581279206Only in movies made by Marienburgers producers.
>>581280068But that is Alarielle.>>581280159Gor-Roq exist.>>581280568She knows that the monarchy of Ulthuan must be hereditary, through the blood of Aenarion.
>>581283073>>581283206>>581283320Well to be fair they never really cared too much for each other and Elves are infamously bad parents anyway
>>581282830
>>581282830Malekith was directly involved, given that his invasion led to the events that threw Alarielle into Tyrion's arms, but she wasn't forced to spread her legs or lie about the baby's father.
>>581284678Tyrion was groomed by her. Thank God Morathi's intervention.
>>581284678>SnorriI can never take dwarves with stupid names like these seriously
>>581283880>webmGross.This is what women practicing life magic actually look like (see pic). Ariel Sweeney needs to stop sexualizing women's magic. How are we still living in a world, in 2515, where the monetization of a woman’s body and the sexualization of female wizards are still a thing?
>>581267381they don't need to be able to solo major armies they just need to cause enough damage/delay long enough that the army can't rampage through your entire territory uncontested. An upgraded garrison can put enough hurt onto anything but a true doomstack to score a valiant defeat which strategically results in you just having one settlement sacked instead of half a dozen sacked or razed
>>581284536Is this canon?
>>581286741Prelude to the less known second war of the beard
i dont understand the timeline of warhammer at all
>>581286010I just use generic lords half full of chaff with a hero or two for the growth/income/control bonus to take the role of defending and supporting base garrisons which also frees up a building slot.
My mom looks like Morathi
>>581287437yeah right.
>>581287437I fucked her
>>581286862What's not to understand?First there was the world-that-wasThen there was the age of mythThen the age of chaosThen the age of sigmar(Divided into the realmgate wars, soul wars, era of the beast (lol) and the hour of ruin)Pretty simple and straightforward!
>>581289129Don't forget what happens next: End Times two, followed by Warhammer:Age of Sigmar 2: The Last World
>>581287437>Walk into mom's bedroom>See thisWhat you do?
>>581287437are you a burn victim?
>>581284536Why do Tyrion and Finubar have the same fit?
>>581290430pale bitches with super dark hair and blue eyes are too powerfulthe most powerful sect of women
>>581248779Since day1 of warhammer1 the dawi have used lords and heroes to tank while firing. It's not some alien strategy.
>>581232160I WANT EMPIRE CHOSEN
I want lolisMake it all 10 stats out of 100 I don't care
>>581293663many are saying this
>>581228929I don’t know about that, look at JD Vance and tell me if you still think that’s true.
>>581293132she's cuter than any woman in warhammer tw...
>>581293915I guess.. her loli size and autism do some heavy lifting tho. She has the body of a fridge and is ugly as sin.GW just never makes cute things cause they are all gay as hell. The cutest thing they ever made is probably naestra. They could have made something attractive with the sororitas, that bob hair cut makes me diamonds but they tend to be old wrinkly hags that yell a lot.
>>581294890Which is a shame given their lore is that they're all the genetically finest specimens taken from war orphanges across the galaxy, so they should all be stacy as fuck.
>>581295249Well we can't have that. You are either gay for muhreens or you can fuck off.Also please buy our tiny trash models that have less detail than 2dollar aliexpress fake anime figures. Oh and please put em together yourself and paint em.
>>581295645>shitting on GW shitty business practices w low quality plastic figs for 200$ based>shitting on 40kcringe, you WILL get replaced when 40k tw drops, I don't make the rules
>>581273182There's enough for a small Tomb Kings character pack
>>581295894Sorry, xis, nothing can replace me. I'm a special strand of autism.
>>581205830>>581206475Sisters of Sigmar are an entire playable faction in Mordheim with their own miniatures. You can even play as them in the Mordheim video game.When "Sigmar" dropped a mega nuke on the city of Mordheim, the only thing that was spared was a nearby convent of the Sigmar Sisterhood.
>>581296504My two favorite warbandsUndead and Sisters
they really nerfed teutogen guard? empire infantry already sucks ass since they block los for gunners which makes heroes and tanks much more preferable for their frontlines
>>581296607theyre kinda ass though, because the game very much favors having ranged characters, which means you need the dlc for smugglers to get one, otherwise i guess you can heal but eh
>>581297296bro your checkerboard formation?
>>581296305Is it the kind of autism that makes you make fun of trans people while being a homo yourself
>>581297479Too complex for baby empire brains
empire is so damn fun compared to any other race
Majestic beard.
>>581299268Only redditors think this
>>581298082Why is total war always so interested in m sex life?But no, I have the autism that makes me play 8888 Skarbrand campaigns and love Cathay and YinYin is my spirit animal.But I did have segs with a tranner and I bully my tranner frens on steam a lot.
>>581299815It's simply a fact of life
>>581299268Dwarfs > Lizards > Helves = Empire > Welves.
who is the prettiest woman in lore?Alarielle?
>>581300182What makes lizards fun for you aren't they simply a melee factionExcept that one ll built around flying units
>>581300209
>>581300453>dwarf doesn't like elfhow surprising
>>581300365Nta but>monsters are cool>Slann and their casting choices are limited so I actually get to enjoy lores that aren't death or fire or vampirism>I would fuck a Kroxigor, but that's a personal bonusTheir ranged game is pretty sucky but they have better hammer/anvil or blobbing than Bretonnia, on top of actually having a good anvil.
>>581204975Both adjust to the times.Neferata is the only vampire who can't let go of the past, and that was a lore retcon to justify why she hasn't taken over huge areas of the world through subterfuge yet.
>>581300365Skinks blasting with javelins and blowpipes, Terradon bombing runs, Dinosaurs with siege weapons and beam cannons. What is not to love?
>TW40K has fixed name options for your space marines>Can't name my guys the Anime EnjoyersRemember when FUN was allowed?
>>581205024I think The Old World mod has the best win conditions of ones I've seen so far.VCO has more interesting rewards but some go way too fucking far.
What happens if you're playing Chaos and have the Archaon End Times enabled? Can you ally with him?
>>581300453>Grombrindal confirming female dwarfs have beards
>>581301045I think I saw the army painter has premade colors too. I can't paint my muhreens in pink white and turquoise and name them space xisters!!
>>581297331I never played the videogame, looked like ass.Though yes, in tabletop everyone knew the one asshole who brought the maximum amount of skaven slaves with slings.He typically wasn't allowed to play unless he changed his band.
Next DLC will be Dark Elves/Beastmen/Cathay
>>581301663IT'S BRETONNIA'S TURN
>>581301045people actually know about 40k as opposed to fantasy so GW is uber paranoid
>>581301663CATHAYAN DRAGON LONGMA BEASTMENFOR THE DRAGON RAA ROOI WANT BEW DRAGIE LORD AND SHUGENGAN BEASTMAN LORD..and dork delves I guess.
>>581301926Bretonnia is the free faction. At best they'll get an FLC.>>581302013Beastman LL will be Moonclaw
https://youtu.be/E6MsR0j52rgJapanese trailer with actual gameplay footage. Looks better, I guess?
>>581302105Who?Is he a dragon or a shugengan or a longma?If not the dlc sucks.
>>581280568Elf feelings are exaggerated relative to human. Higher highs lower lows more melancholy more mirth. So her love for Tyrone (this isn't some BBC dumb ass shit I just like calling Tyrion Tyrone because having some gigachad blonde elf named tyrone is amusing) is such that she doesn't even want to bother having Faggy finubar's kid inside her. Maybe she thought Tyrone wouldn't love her as much if she was sullied.tl;dr woman moment
>>581302116>tfw sea-battles
>>581302423Aren't elves relatively casual about children or sex with other elves? ie. long lives so marriage is less of a binding contract
>>581302423Tyrion singlehandedly brought hypergamy to Ulthuan
>>581302864Tyrion is kind of a shit brother huh
>>581302927for that? no
>>581300453Hot elf slut or dwarf trad wife?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsinine Mortals
>>581286741>Warhammer Online: Age of RECKONINGAs the game's name clearly implies, the MMORPG is actually a BugmanXXXX-fueled Dwarf wet dream, 100% non-canon manlets wank.
this should be renamed to the warhammer TW general, cause thats the only thing people seem to want to talk about
>>581301663According to Sotek, next DLC is MAYBE a character pack in December or November.
>>581307050That soon? Damn...
>>581305974Feel free to post about something else.
This is such bullshit. Dietershafen got voted most livable city in the empire again.
How do you guys handle early game lizardmen? Their starting roster and economy is not very good for what they have to face up against. Like maybe fireleech bolas will help but lack of good everything except melee infantry is punishing. Like it feels like Kroak is such a crutch to win battles.
>>581309065>How do you guys handle early game lizardmenBig beefy saurus warrior doomstacks
>>581309065use melee infantry. ctrl+a ctrl+g right click. powerlevel lords and heroesget to monsters win
do people unironically play lizardmen
>>581309516On tabletop and in TWW2, yessir.
>>581305974>CA hasn't made a game of exceptional quality since WH2 and only WH3 has really received long-term supportYou know who to blame
>>581309065Their melee infantry is pretty much the best in the game except for demons or chaos warriors, just duel their lord if you can since it's early and then pretend you're Khorne
>>581309516Absolutely, they're the best faction in the setting
>>581309387I prefer dinosaur stacks. They are pretty neat.Sadly no spino..
>>581309516Yeah but not in 3 lmbo
>>581309916Well you're hardly going to get that going in turn 1, so you may as well stick to the bipeds at the start
>>581309516Dinosaurs and lizards are cool and we shouldn't pretend otherwise
>>581309830>>581309387>>581309451so just ignore everything except saurus until I get more dinos? I guess that works but its kind of a slog. right now my main army is gor-roq, kroak, skink chief, skink priest, scar vet (otw), the starting bastilladon (res), like 4 units of skinks, 2 cold one riders and everything else saurus.
>>581310018That's why I play krow gar when I play lizards. I try to give him lots of scar veterans super early so they get dinosaurs.I also hate Slanns cause larping as americans is cringe.
>When the world needed him most, he returned
>>581310350>Playing Gor-Rok and Lord Kroak.Your army is already set lol. Just have Gor-Rok to attract the enemy and the Kroak nukes them with his spell
>MP players got vampire handmaidens dumpstered before releaseVampires are supposed to be good...
>>581309916I can't believe these things are real.
>>581311049Vampire infantry is supposed to suck.
>>581310075Liking dinosaurs would make me reddit. I don't want to be reddit. Nobody on /twg/ will like me and they'll rudely tell me to leave. There are a lot of things you shouldn't bring up on /twg/... you'll get hurt...
>>581311415Lizardmen predate Reddit. Liking Cathay makes you Reddit
>>581221556Ahem...For Grand Cathay.The reason I was being a dick was because I was mad at Skarbrand nerfs. And I have severe autism.
What about the second Kislev rework?
>>581311681I don't like Cathay. I LOVE IT.
>>581311289They are and they are named after transformers.Well a few...Kroq Gar's Grymlog is named after the dinobot Grimlock. Mazdamundi's Zlaag is named after the dinobot SlagTicTacTo's Zwup is named after the dinobot Swoop.Mmm...I lost my train of thoughts.
>>581312180more ice? more bears? more ice bears?
>>581312259
>>581311681Arthurian legend is mostly derived from African myth, just like Tolkien. The Empire's ethnic diversity is truer to the eclectic nature of its numerous sources.
nurgors
god I hate nurgors
>>581312603>>581312651You can't say that. That's our word.
>>581312680Hey nurgor, want a burgor?I find this extremely amusing. I am keking a lot.
>Reddit isn't complaining about khornes new Vic ConNyooooo I dont want to speak there..... But If i dont speak.... they dont change...
>>581312760Don't worry, xister. We'll just get cheats that fix the win con, removing the skull requirements and the landmark one.
>>581312180What sort of unique mechanics would (You) give to Katarin, Kostaltyn and the Superior Boris? For me, I'd say>The Real BorisSome sort of expedition mechanic that encourages staying in the north fighting Chaos while empowering Katarin and Kostaltyn so that they can actually hold Kislev.>KatarinI don't really know, some sort of Changing of Ways reskin as the Ice Court and Akshina secret police?>Kostaltyn I feel the Devotion rework kinda already does his thing, so maybe an expanded version of that?
>>581312259Cathay is fun.
>>581312904Source?
>>581310350Kroak himself can probably do all the work, with all those heroes you barely need help if you just stay away from regular units. But yeah pretty much
>>581313057Me
>>581310350You can always get good value from Terradon Riders
>Maintain control of the following 4 province(s), either by direct ownership or through vassals and military allies:>>Land of the Dervishes>>Great Desert of Araby>>Great Mortis Delta>>The Cracked Land>Construct landmarks: Buried Caravanserai and Vault of Nagash in the following settlements:>>Black Pyramid of Nagash>>Great Desert of Araby>Seal 5 Books of Nagash.>Destroy the following faction(s):>>The Drakenhof Conclave>>Followers of Nagash>>Host of NagashIt's a lot of work for Volkmar's short victory, but I don't think I would mind if not for the condition to seal 5 books. I don't know what could even be done to make this part of a campaign fun, but when I'm reminded that going on fetch quests across half the world map is a requirement I just think "yeah, no, fuck this." I don't want to engage with this mechanic, it's so ass.
>>581313476Isn't the end-goal of all of these to map paint anyway?
>>581313423thats what im thinking, like fire leech bolas to at least help with enemy missile troops who've been a problem with the skaven and now dark elves.
>>581277554>PC Gamer stole my screenshotwell you don't see that every day, they can have it.
Skarbrand is bullying the lolis again.
Which spell lores have no associated Loremaster skill? I think it's most of them by now, no?
Oh nice, I didn't know hellcrossh made naked loli archaon too. Haven't seen those before..
>>581315230fuck off
>>581315507No, I must continue my YinYin campaign. I have nearly secured the west of cathay.. only took 80 turns.. tho it's gonna take 20 more.
right... m2 maps. i like it
>>581315804That's like every 2nd WH3 map when I try to play Ikit.I hope for you that game didn't have fall damage.
Yo does anyone have a collection of saved /twg/ OC (art and memes)?And could you upload that to a MEGA or something? Lost all my shit.
40k at tgs
>>581255129Surely that's meant to be +5 Vampire Counts unit cap for Arkhan and not +5%?
>>581317409Neat
>>581317409What's a tgs?I met a few space marines at anime cons before.
>>581317409To me? Scariest sight of my life. Peeing myself.To a genestealer? Can of tuna asking to be opened up.
>>581317562OH BOY>>581317750Tokyo Game Show
>>581317826Darker than Black.. my fav anime..
>>581299181Cathaykeks out of nowhere!
All toys and no game.
>>581317972u called?
>>581293132You have Ironbreakers arguably the best lineholders in the game.You most certainly dont need to stack heroes as dorfs.DUM DUM
Wait a second. Genestealers only steal human genes right? They can't genesteal eldar / orks / necrons / tau?
I just remembered.. aren't the japanese EXTREMELY racist? Setting up a general with that dark skin is not a good PR move in Japan.
stop talking
>>581318301They can
>>581318301I read about that some time ago!They absolutely can take on eldar. But I think it said Eldar can like sense each other and their souls and they immediately notice an infected eldar and eradicate them.
>>581280068Why was this place so obsessed with this woman for a short time?
>>581318759She's a male chud
>>581318759I was about to type out an explanation but there's no way to describe it in precise detail without it sounding retarded. Basically it was just a retarded response to a retarded situation.
My mouse wheel just fucking died...What mouse do you guys use?
LL for this feel?
the last thing your vampire waifu sees by turn 10 of the campaign
>>581240464The manipulation armies need to be stronger though. A balanced army is literally just free gold for a level 20 Sayl. They should unironically consist of nothing but max rank greater daemons/soul grinders
>>581310440why is he ranching garloids
asinine MORTAL
>>581322665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu9QqvMvv8Y
>>581322665chaos faos
THE NATION CALLShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbSJ-W1cN4
>>581322665the NORTH decides
>>581323161How come CA is one of the very few western studio to have good voice acting?
>>581323737They're British and don't go through the Los Angeles voice acting Cabal
does this massive upcoming dlc and patch actually address the many unacceptable issues with siege battles, unit pathing, boring battle maps and all the other defects in this shit game?
>>581324096NoYou'll buy a play it anyway
3.6k hours on about 500usd is a pretty good deal for entertainment, doeits usually 150 for a 15 minute handy here
i will snort the moon you cannot stop me
>>581324096>3664 hours>Last played JanWhat made you so pissed that you never played again?What was the final straw, Legend?
>>581312346more cold war era jokes in my warhammer fantasy
>>581323737they hire brits and many arent even voice actors they're stage actors who know how to deliver lines convincingly, brian blessed for gotrek etc
>>581325017He's a pussy.
>>581325017Old screenshot.
>Rome 2 will probably have a "complete edition" within this decadeThank god I have it gathering dust in my steam library. I'll get all the DLC for free and won't have to buy the game a second time. It only took more than 10 years but I have profited.
Throgg the Evertrollsen, Lord of the Troll Times
>>581325350It helps that the setting allows them to really ham it up. Compare a Tyrion to a Thorgrim or Gelt for example. Tyrion's VA is fine but it's nothing special, while the latter two are allowed to go all in and you can hear it.
>>581324096They said that's the next big project for 9.1
>>581325942One of my favorites is RepanseRidiculously aggressiveAggressively FrenchAnd whenever you have her in the middle of a desert tile she never shuts the fuck up about Zis heat..
if the siege update doesn't release immediately after the dlc I am going to blow my brians out
>>581212657>no solid info>aside from it being an AI upscalingyeah I wonder nigger
>>581325648NEED ATTILIA AND TROY FIXED FIRST
>>581322665BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
>>581326214For me it's the Mortis Engine, guy is having the time of his life. Second place goes to the generic chaos lord/old Norscan lord VAs, just because of this infamous line.
>>581326654how the fuck do you counter this
Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave is really good...But...I really just want to play Nagash and Thanquol rn...
>>581326698Easily, there's no Surtha Ek leading it. It'll get murdered by Surtha's even charrioter army.
I am altering Shogun 2. Pray I don't alter in any further.
So when I make an asinine mortal post I get no (You) but when anon does it he gets 3 and links to asinine mortal vids and screenshot replies too.I see how it is, /twg/.. I see now..
>>581326698Leave countering it to me.
>>581281829If we're talking offmodel art too, then the biggest I've seen is Katarin.
September 17th, 2026. Thought about Gutrot Spume again.
>>581325539>Old screenshot.>>581325017>What made you so pissed that you never played again? final straw was realising CA are never going to deliver what they promised and that the paypigs and neckbeards of this " community" are the worst gaming community alive and will never hold CA to account. So I gave up and started playing bannerlord again instead this year. And yes, I miss Legend even though I hate his play style he at least held CA to account for their crimes.
Imperium world invaded by Orkz. Has that ever happened before?
>>581325942>highway elves
>eldar should be gaunt and ugly and scary!No!>tau should be gaunt and ugly and scary!No!>felinids should be be big bipedal cats!N- wait
>>581330051nobody is saying this nobody is fucking saying this
>>581330435many bad people are saying this. bad and not nice people.
>>581252307these black orcs heroes are the strongest part of their army, still you could beat it but it will be a hard battle
>>581328775You hate wh3 and CA so you go to play.. Bannerlord dev'd by the Döner Boys... This is either good bait or you are dumber than me and I have autism.
Don't insult the Döner Boys.
How many hours did this guy spend in the library?
>>581331789Here anon, for u.
Holy fuck I want a Döner so badly rn.. I think I'mma gonna get one, mit allem und extra scharf.. and then play Ogres..
Imagine if Games Workshop didn't sign the dotted line 15 years ago. We would have had:>Rome 3>Medieval 3>Empire 2>Three Kingdoms 1, 2, 3By now.
>>581332094Thank god we didn't LOL
>>581332094Sound horrible. Thank god we got CHADhammer instead!
>>581331791do people really pay for this shit
>>581332152>>581332270£300 dollars, please.
>>581331791Is that a Tyranid? I can't figure out what faction it is.
>>581332334I'd gladly pay £500
>>581332416Genestealer Cult
>>581332416Imperium, dumbass.
>>581332626Damn I'm good!I had a feeling it was the nids.. No other race would ever wear nid plates.. besides orks cause they stupid but that's no ork.>>581332654Mhm... SUUUUUURE
>>581332536and you will
>>581333162>>581333162>>581333162>>581333162>>581333162>>581333162
>>581331718>You hate wh3 and CA so you go to play.. Bannerlord dev'd by the Döner Boys... >This is either good bait or you are dumber than me and I have autism.well my self proclaimed retarded friend, that just shows you how bad CA is doesn't it?
>>581302927no, tyrion is not responsible for teclis' feelings of inadequacy when he does everything possible to reassure and encourage teclis
>>581326698ye olde anti-cavalry diamond
>>581302864Teclis could simply do some fucking parlor tricks using his magic to rizz up the elven maids. What a fucking nerd
