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>>581227451Who's giving the best head?
>>581227631The one on the left has a heart effect, so her
>>581227451Lol sister this is the thread!!! Hopefully no one links your trans fortress 2 steam group!
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
What's the MvM update status?
please take a brief break from shitposting to read my post and advise me>>581225331Thank you for your consideration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Goon. Plap. Sex. Cock. Rape. Cum. These are the reasons why we play the game.I like this. You like this. We like this. This is Team Fortress 2.The Heavy Update? The MVM Update? The Halloween Update? Don't care about them unless I can plap them, and now that Kogasatopia is back, we can. We can finally Play The Game™. Time to get comfy and eepy, now that Kogasatopia is back you can coom ‘n goon with all the classics in the ‘cord like Bad Hombre, Masada, Daniel, Utsuho, Levy, DollToucher, Kaze, and many others. All we need now is new discord drama and it’ll feel like we never left /bant/. One could say it's like opening your smissmass stocking.#ThankYouValve#ThankYouGaben#ThankYouRobinWalker#ThankYouBadHombre
>>581228317Two weeks sister! You should get a job to distract you until then!>>581229604So true!
>>581225331Former tradefag here. The backpack tf prices are outdated or manipulated. Its probably underrepresenting your items worth. That said there are no new consumers entering the tf2 market and the result is that only a few traders would likely purchase from you in the first place, and so if you sell you'll be forced to take whatever price they likely offer because the number of retail buyers are close to none. Some of them are even trying to cash out.>>581231526As for your backpack space you should be opening the game every christmas for the free backpack extender. Crates are mostly worthless and can be deleted too with the exception of a select few
Official post documenting the correct /tf2g/pinions (/tf2g/ opinions) to have:>Team Fabulous 2it's based>Team Fortress 2 comicsthey're cringe
>>581232205Also if you're doing a cash trade skip the headaches and out your item on backpack tf. Not worth getting scammed. And no. Valve has never cared about anything that hasn't affected their bottom line like the cratepocalpyse.
>>581232446>on Backpack tfMann co store. Fucking mobile posting man
capture the babe but with fempyro's huge butt!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzBbCQ3u4FA
>>581232227TF2 comics gave us Olivia
>>581221371nah>>581228317__________2 weeks___________
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>581234146I don't know how everyone else feels but to me Olivia is mostly just the idea of an official TF2 loli moreso than an actual character. Like personality-wise she barely says or does anything, and visually a lot of fanart (not even just the local drawfag's) takes some liberty with her design, because in a lot of panels she's just kinda weird looking (some official panels are cute, though).
>>581233846This is what TF2 needs
>>581232227Team Fabulous 2 is pigshit.
>>581235570no one is saying this >>581232227many are saying this
>>581232205ThanksI have 30 pages which might be the max, I didn't remember about the Christmas backpack expander until recently so I bought most of them kekDo you think it is better or more reliable to sell for keys and then trade out the keys for cash?I guess I could delete some duplicate crates, they're cheap to buy back after all >>581232446>>581232610Is mannco store more secure or lets you escrow somehow? I've never used it
>>581235570So true, brother. The comics too
fps is tanking to just 10 againWhy does this keep happening
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
post kringekinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Egi9uOOCjY
>>581235414Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
zesty.has.returned.
thoughts on this?
>>581247105this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
>>581250548tits aren't big enough
>>581249335I hope mvm update is bad so this fucking grifter react andy fucks off from riling up hate
>>581227983truke
>>581235481>official TF2 loliWhat did Jay Pinkerton and Erik Wolpaw mean by this?
>>581211331Sure it's fine, I like how it looks. Could use a little less warm colours.
>>581229604raped post not gonna lie but it only makes sense, we put kogasa in the again OP after all. and yes even Robin Walker played on kogasa
>>581256079>riling up hatetowards whom?
>>581263718troonporium vermin
>>581250548crack the tank, bear, bunny, and cat
>>581263718>wow guys, wow, my 1k+ viewers, I reeeaaallly don't want THIS HAT in the game I will put the link to it in chat and I reaally don't like the CREATOR *wink wink nudge nudge* >no no haha theres no hate rıle up here man just critique don't harass anyone :))
Emporium hours
>>581265154This place has been emporium coded for years
>>581265074>dude did you show people my cosmetic? you gave it free publicity? that's HATE>anyways let me retweet some memes about a guy getting shot in the neck because I didn't like his political views>anyways let me post pic related about that tf2 youtuber because I don't like himjust shut up, anti-zesty spergs are all the same
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a3/Scout_needdispenser01.wav
RIP Rick May LMAO
>>581267010https://youtu.be/F5_s45R5JdwMannco medic OWNS rick may
>>581265154Why would anyone hate these brave Internet warriors trying to keep our beloved game alive?
>>581266056https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a6/Soldier_autocappedcontrolpoint01.wav
>>581227451this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>581271435but it does, you see.
>>581271435It has tranny fempyro OC's, this has loads to do with tf2 and trans furtress 2 general.
https://x.com/tf2vr_dev/status/2100268482478874797
>>581278941>Another nothingburger mod*YAAAAAWWWWWNNN*
>vr>something, let alone anything
>>581278941This is interesting and I'll probably try it out when I get my steam frame (fingers crossed).
>>581279619pay pig
>>581279670I like VR and i've wanted a wireless headset for ages that isn't a hassle to put away and setup constantly... Also if ur broke just say so
>>581279884good piggy piggy
>>581279884Based
>>581279884also enjoy your lcd trash or whatever i guess
>>581280382Thanks, enjoy whatever misery and hell you live in; it seems very unfun!
>>581272667>>581274032plap
>>581280729if your definition of misery and hell is me playing with my cats and your heaven is erping with the other social rejects living in their parents basement then i'll gladly stay in hell
>>581281773>loner crazy cat fag>imagines me playing vr chat with fagsI just think you're sad you're missing out with your fellow fags bro... I've never once tried VR chat and really just want it to do cardio w/ beat saber and fuck around with all the new vr games that keep getting ported over (Halo, TF2, etc). Additionally maybe fuck around with the new FEX stuff. Again, you're kinda miserable and just shitting on others having fun, so yeah I do think you live in hell and misery. Hope you feel better bro!
>>581279884trvkey, rift s was the last headset I owned and I also want something that's easy and isn't going to cost me signing away my life
Did you know: Rick May (former voice of the Soldier in TF2, now 6 feet in the ground) was an avid crack user.
>>581282279i accept your concession
>>581282880this is a facebook boomer tier aislop post
>>581282882you're not ok man lol
>>581281027I regret to inform you those are boys
>>581283437so?
where's the tf2 faceplate
>>581282880there's this twitter account posting these funny Rick May pictureshttps://x.com/TF2FaggotWatch/status/2100380162080522286
^just gonna assume that this is an emporium false flag so they look like victims again.
>>581228327all I can say is be careful and do your research, there's a lot of insider trading, scamming, price fixing, etc. regarding rare unusuals, and there IS a tradefag cabal that manipulates the market
>open crate>get nothing aw:(
>>581288025the next one will give you something cool
>>580929331>>580933893Honestly, although I'm kinda fine with them taking the mercenaries less seriously there's no explanation for the ending that we got aside that they didn't know how to expand the previous mysteries and conclude the story.It's pretty clear that all actually creative people at Valve left a decade ago or more, for the current writers all the mercs personalities and general world setting might as well be the gmod videos.>>581232227yeah it's shit
my epic
>>581290830nigger box
>>581290830i am a pedophile
>>581290830shupo plapper
>>581290830plapper shupo
Some clips from yesterday. Does anyone know if there's a command to hide the target/healer nameplates?
>>581291675
>>581290830The Carbonized Carton
>>581291837why was the gibus engi so angry?
>>581292050he knew the spy was going to whiff due to shitreg but there was nothing he could do to stop it
>>581291987ebin
>>581292521Nobody ever reads the description
>>581292521sex with the shupos
>>581292521aka The Shupo Plapper
>>581292521shuposhuposhupo
>>581292521my epic
>>581292521luv' me some bratty shupos...
>0, 8, 8, 0, 8other numbers exist bro
>>581292521carton deez nutz
>>581292521shupootis
>>581292521Hips > Tits
>>581292521the nigger box
>>58129252180085
>>581292521peanus weanus
>>581292521why are we rolling so many fucking 0s and 8s
>>581292521shupos won
>>581292521Gunboats are a crutch for bad players
>>581292521i am the rckoet man htey talka bout
>>581292521Our Medic won't heal me, don't judge
>>581292521ass / tits / tummy > feet
>>581292521Did Zesty win yet?
>>581292521baby making sex with meowscarada
reminder
>>5812925211 HP per 4.5 damage dealt
>/tf2g/ in charge of rolling a 3
>>5812925213 game3 general
>>5812925218805
>>581292521Call me Valve, because I can't count to 3!
>>581292521III
>>581292521This description cannot be removed from a Vintage-quality weapon.
>>581292521I already rolled for all the names I wanted
>>581292521>>581295263WINRAR
>>581295263WINRAR
>>581295263
>>581295584that's a really funny image, thank you for posting it
>Rick May didn't actually die>he faked his death like Sketchek did>he now does crack and valve won't hire him
>>581296613is tf2 the only game where this behavior happens
>>581297589Are you still trying to push this to be a meme / advertising stunt for your channel Vincent, again you’re Sharty is showing you’re trying way too hard to suckle on Zesty teat for validation for the past year.https://steamcommunity.com/groups/2twerk
>>581296613Based high testosterone behavior.
>>581297589twitter is for faggots but i do appreciate some good old fashion edgelord ragebaiting keep it up anon
>>581298582Pretty sure that's that @TF2FaggotWatch account's new gimmick account. Also pretty sure the operator isn't whoever this Vincent person is. Still funny as fuck though.
>>581297589what is the point of this
>>581299005Seems to be to ragebait faggots
>>581299584weird
>>581299584If it’s ragebait, it’s hella old and being made for the sake being fake and gay pushing inside circlejerk kayfab.It’s not surprising that anyone that joins a match you’re in parrots this sort of stuff is usually cheating, underage, or just an asshat nuisance.
>>581294458I posted this screenshot several years ago, it's funny to see it still being reposted. He talks like that in voice chat ingame too, there are clips of it on Youtube.
>>581299005trolling outside b
>>581300442Is he schizophrenic? Whatever he's saying, it's complete gibberish
I was playing earlier and there was a guy who sounded exactly like Rick May, how is that possible?
if you listen closely there's another guy who sounds exactly like grant goodeve, and one announcer lady who sounds just like ellen mclain
this ain't it
>>581301827The Rick May voice guy I heard did sound kind of robotic for some reason, I wonder why..
>>581301163He sounds 50+ and I imagine often plays while intoxicated. I usually see him in the early afternoon on weekdays.
>>581301163Somewhere in the babble he's saying either you swap it for another item or you will never have it, and also why "suggest" as in price suggest on backpack.tf but never invest No idea about the 2000's left right middle though
>>581295414baby making sex
>>581227451it's interesting to me how the actual fempyro model has less tits and more waist than most fanart
>>581305886case in point i spent an hour fiddling with hlmv trying to get references and that is a thick bitch, not an hourglassfempyro ain't got cake she's the whole damn bakery
>>581307301people do tend to accentuate the parts they like and reduce the parts they don't
>>581308053those people are bitches
>>581308189no anon I think that's called having preferences and an artstyle
Is there a reason sometimes I get stuck connecting to casual servers at 2 bars of loading and it fails after 4 retries or is it my ISP fucking up
>>581310443Connection Issue? Check the logs.
>>581305886>>581307301Fempyros come in many different shapes and sizessome of the mods give her bigger ass n tiddies, others give her smaller, not just fanart
>>581311429>Fempyros comeand so do I
luv u guys no homo tho
>>581294381egg making sex with meowscarada >>581295414>>581307301baby making sex with poppy and fempyro
>>581227451things are being drawn
The 14 karat Australium mod looks so much better than the normal versions.
>>581318614need australium olivia
I don't know why but I've been really getting a lot of enjoyment out of using the Huo-long Heater lately
>>581235481gotta work with what you can
take me back to 2007
>>581328939So many things I could have prevented and change in my life...
>>581328939Back when my classmate Godwin introduced me to 4chan. Good times :)
