Oliviamini Edition>NewsBug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276347Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club (NA)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>580131082
>>580612836What a BASED OP.
>>580612836me on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
For TF2's 20th anniversary they'll release a Mannimanniversary Paper Hat which is just the existing paper hat with a second one piled on top
free my niggas doomsday and hydro
>>580614523Hold up, hey.Free my niggas hydro and doomsday.
Last day left to donate for a medal, medalbroshttps://www.justgiving.com/page/australian-hightower-highjinx-2026
MvM update status?
>"tf2 was ruined by goofy hats and unlocks and emote taunts and casual etc.">check profile>"join date: 2018"what causes this?
On average, with no duo pocket medic but just random medics, what soldier load out allows you to pub stomp the most? Is it black box? stock? gunboats?
>>580618879original/stock, conch, escape planthen if i get good heals i switch off from conch to gunboats or buff banner
>>580619074why stock over black box?
>>580618461Desire to stand out and no personal opinion on the matter
how hard is it to learn to rocket jump with beggars if im using to ctap bind
>>580612836BLESSED OP
>>580618879if your good: stock rocket launcher + gunboatsif your average: black box with the concheror,
>>580618461watching youtubers
>gunboats when you're getting pocketedlook at this dood
>>580618461One can appreciate TF2's original design and criticize its sloppification even if he wasn't playing in the days of oldThat being said many do it to be performative and look like an oldfag
i dont get black box being considered so good if you can just grab med kits if you know the map
>>580616092Also thishttps://event.kritzkast.com/
>>580612836It was long trip!
>>580616092i thought you got it just for watchingdo you have to donate
>>580623998
>>580612836This is an epic OP sister, hopefully no one reminds you that you forgot your trans furtess 2 steam group!
>>580624694Meant for >>580622724
>okay we will make an unusual weapon>it has 3 mid effects and itll be $80>okay we will now make a killstreak effect that mogs the fuck out of the unusual weapon>it has 5 cool effects and its $10makes u think
>>580623583black box is like the shitty minigun's 20% damage resistance, or the mad milk coming in clutch. you are NOT dead. BIG surprise.
Why does Zesty Jesus shill for Goldrush so much?How much are they paying him?
>>580625298does this mean its overpowered?it just seems weak if you can run to a health kit yk
>>580625836not op, the -1 rocket is notable and dose change how you play, but when your in the heat of the moment there's no time to run/rocket jump into a health pack, so the up to 20 health restore dose shine and make you survive where you normally would die
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>580624135they are 2 different medals for 2 eventsthis one https://www.justgiving.com/page/australian-hightower-highjinx-2026 you just have to donate 5 or 25 aus$this one >>580623934 you have to "watch" the stream (just put it on the background) and type a message in chat every 10 minutes
>>580623934>>580628072https://event.kritzkast.com/don't forget to do all the account connections, also do the manncostore connections it cuts the 120mins to 40mins (supposedly, haven't got any medal yet)
Did Zesty win yet?
>>580629731
>>5806166502 weeks
how insane would it be to use beggars + battalions or do you need gunboatsassume i want to pub stomp and dont have a pocket medic
>kritzcast tracking site keeps going downcoolglad i gave up my phone number for this trash
>>580623934does this take a cosmetic slot or does it take that weird 4th spot
>>580618879nigger box + conch / nigger box + gunboats
>>580623492>Original design>40 reserve rocket launcher and 6 pipe GL>Pipes can also trigger after bouncing of walls>Sniper had even less quickscope delayAt launch TF2 had stuff that would be called double retarded if they were added now.Still, I would say 6 pipe GL+pipe bounce detonates wouldn't be so bad if the GL has damage falloff/nerfed damage, along with the stock losing the stupid tumble.
I am having a panic attack and playing TF2 is one of the only things that stops it.
Got my first unusual (Breach n' Bomb, Swarming Bees) but trading is such a fucking hassle these days and trade servers are insufferable.
>>580639592never traded in my lifei bought my entire backpack with real cash (probably worth $200)
>>580636743this artist, PLDF, used to have a secret secondary pixiv where he would post blacked shithe appears to have purged it
>>580642143mutt's law
>>580642479holy based and paizuri
>>580642143you could say that about anyone fag no proof
Tf2 is /mlp/ culture
this but unironically
kys pony pedo
>>580618461>what causes this?being correct
>>580619169it's better>>580634780kinda has anti-synergy since you want to be close to the enemy to use beggars and if you're close to the enemy, your team isnt getting the battalion's benefit
>>580644464Last thread a post of tf2 and mlp got nuked, because the ladies here didn't like that it linked their steam group.
>>580631325>Zesty spinning an imaginary pizza
>>580647526fuck you kek now i can't see it as anything else
>>580635847Cosmetic slot, should be like any other medal
>>580627017Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
HOT NEW DRAMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yPMoAzBh0M
>>580649716this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
kirkin' 9 to 5 what a way to 9/11
>>580649716slapping this particular fempyro's behind
>>580651209slapping every fempyro's behind
>>580651937Why did he become such a parody of himself lol
NeoDement...
3 NIGASON CART
>>580651683she wasn't here yet but agreed>>580652197he didn't, he's mocking his detractors lol
We got a number one victory royaleYeah, TF2, we 'bout to get down (get down)Ten kills on the board right nowJust wiped out the BLU teamMy Heavy just got downedI healed him, now we're pushing south-boundNow we're in the 2Fort streetsLook at the map, go to the marked sheetMarked sheet, marked sheet, marked sh-, marked sh-
>>580650429lol sister!!
>>580652425tru
>>580652425Does anyone have the original screenshot?
>>580612836
>>580660418This has nothing to do with TF2.
>>580660418This isn't canon, the shupos would be remembering those who died respectfully
>>580660418little did they know sensei (whom mains Heavy in Team Fortress 2) pre-planted an explosive climax within both of them, similar to how he's perfected his Heavy gameplay in Team Fortress 2
>>580658949
i swear i've tried so many times to extinguish teammates with the sydney sleeper and it's never workedthis shit has got to be bugged
>>580663592>oh shit that guy's on fire>shoot him with a syringe filled with pisssniper is such a dickhead
>>580663592for some reason, "friendly fire" hitreg is so much more broken than hitreg on enemy gamers
>>580660418
>>580653740>zesty detractors just post webms of him without the words he's saying because his words are too powerfulpoetic
Best warpaint for a minigun?
>>580666661stock
>>580666661graphite gripped, sky stallion, steel brushed>>580667280not a war paint
troon troon troon sahur fortress 2
>>580660418This has everything to do with TF2.>>580666661Iron curtain.
Nerf engieNerf the gunslingerNerf stock stickiesNerf sniperfixed ur game for free
>>580667768The gunslinger isn't OP and neither is sniper.
>>580667504you're right, it's the best warpaint
>>580667869the gunslinger is objectively too good at its role and every engie on earth subconsciously agrees because they abuse it all the time
>>580666661aussie minigun and aussie tomislav
>>580667768first two don't need to be nerfedthird arguably doesfourth definitely needs some nerfs
>>580667939No they don't.
>>580668037if you nerf demo without nerfing engie then engie becomes insane
>>580668224i'm not nerfing demo, i'm nerfing the stickybomb launcher in ways you aren't privy to
>>580666661None.Warpaints are shit.
>>580668931based
>>580666661Iron Woodlike the iron wood she's giving me>>580667946>>580668931baby making sex and paizuris
Demo having 2 primaries is fair balanced and fun
Engineer hands wrote this.
>>580666661Albeit an expensive pick, it's gotta be Top Shelf
Imagine having such little self esteem you give up on being good at the game and pick pyro
>>580674132same type of faggot to post non-stop off topic gooner slop on tf2g tbqhonest
>>580618461Honestly after trying to introduce my friends to the game in 2020 the experience has pilled me on hats, to the point where I now think that TF2 without all the cosmetic customizations would be even more dead than it is already is todayMost of my friends that I introduced didn't last very long and went back to playing some other stuff. 2 stuck around and we still play together every other weekend or so now. Both of them first got "hooked" by the cosmetics and how cool it was that stuff like Flair!, Objector, sprays etc existed (being noobs who hadn't gotten good yet, they were getting shit on so the depth of gameplay wasn't what appealed at the time, that only came later) Compare TF2's hats against some other vidya where you buy skins that change the entire appearance of your character with no mixing/matching of your ownIt's why TF2's current niche (excluding nostalgic oldfags) is quirk chungus teens. If you look at TF2 cosplay group photos from conventions>TF2 allows the "weird kids" a level of self expression via choice of appearance that isn't as available in other vidya>It's also super easy to cosplay or draw, so fandom activities have a lower barrier to entry tooThis is why there's a moderate trickle of newfriends keeping the game's "population pyramid" from getting cut off at the base. It's a much more niche and specific customer base compared to any other shooter game where a normie goes in as Default Gunman, buy the Golden Gunman skin, and M1 some randoms for half an hour before logging off. The FIFA of shooters, vs TF2 the anti-FIFA. These quirk chungus kids git gud as a secondary effect after customizability has already drawn themThis is also why I used to be very against hats that look like already-existing hats but now I don't really mind. New stuff is cheaper than old stuff and some 16 year old kid from Montana can't afford the BMOC but he can afford whatever newer Santa hat exists so he can dress his mercs appropriately for Smissmas
>>580666661I would like to apologize to /tf2g/ for promising a surprise several years involving a Bache figure that I intended to post a photo of next to a strange HLH with millions of kills with it. I received the figure but never unboxed it and never tried to reach a certain number of kills on a strange minigun.
>>580676493for shame why didn't you unbox it?
>>580666661War Room
>guy joking about kirk calls a votekick because I typed the nigger wordI hate safe edgy faggots
I finally learned how to ctap consistently :D
>580678892>webm of a man being shot and killedpretty sure that's nsfw on a blue board and in extremely poor taste
>>580679289she musta got bored her sex jokes weren't getting enough attention, decided to do a death joke
>>580679289Shartyniggers are obsessed with Charlie kirk for some reason.
>>580681585It's quite the opposite.
>>580681708not reallyIt's that, nikocado assh and cuck porn
>>580681585it's like their development has been arrested and theyre stuck as edgy 12 y/os mentally
>>580681989It's just not true. The people celebrating some dude dying are unanimously not adjacent to the political views of the shit fart site you keep talking about. Also, you talking about porn outta nowhere is ridiculous too.
>>580677027My display cabinet was full and I've not gotten around to setting up the second one. Hopefully soon as I'm rearranging my room and have a few others to unbox too.
>>580681585they have this mentality of anime = BAD, but videos of people getting killed and tortured horribly = GOOD.It's the same mentally ill line of thought from the pedo beanerviva.
>>580681989truke
>>580683481mhm sister
>>580681989tsar bomba levels of trvke
>>580682191Yeah, you say that and then this shartytard keeps posting this>580681715
if nothing gets #fixed within a year's time will we unironically see a #killtf2 movement arise
Perusing through my gallery to organize my folders some more and I ran into this. Wonder what 2026 tf2g thinks...
I take the pill that makes you stop posting here
>brown, fat and beanerSad.
>>580688635>Yellow PillTop tier decision. You can just ask for the most expensive item in the game, even some non-tradable bullshit like Notch's Hat and walk away with thousands of real dollars.>Blue PillHigh tier decision. It benefits not just you but everyone else in the server.>Red and Pink PillMedium tier decisions. Both can happen randomly just from having good players. You can have a pcoket Medic on your friends list. These just make those scenarios easier.>Black PillMedium tier decision, good for guaranteeing progress in a match but it can happen normally.>Green PillLow tier decision. Only beneficial if you live somewhere with shitternet.>Grey PillLow tier decision. You can improve on your own just through practice, and it won't be rewarding knowing the skill you have is not your own. You're basically cheating.>Orange PillGarbage tier decision. Random crits are SOVL.
>>580688635Yellow or grey I think. I enjoy the sense of improving at a class by observing differences between my play and that of people I recognize as better than me, so I'm not really sure if passive improvement is worthwhile. On the other hand, I simply cannot justify paying some of the ridiculous asking prices for unusuals now. I still like them but I don't $5000 like them.
>>580688635olive pill - sexo with olivia
hop on kogasatopia!
>>580690157
>>580689097You're gonna need to swallow a dozen of them in succession if you never wanna see my posts again >>580689752>>580689834I was thinking Yellow too. Black doesn't imply that the team will always successfully DEFEND the cart, otherwise I'd pick that. All I ever want when I queue up for a casual match is a fresh match, a full server of competent people on both sides, and a pocket Heavy. It's always bottom scorers and shitters galore
>>580690409>It's always bottom scorers and shitters galoreYou are the common denominator.
>>580690534I top score 92% of my matches. I'm the greatest denominator with how much of a dominator I am
>>580690753Incorrect.
holy frickerydoos kogasatopia is at max players! come on guys set up your auto join to come play with us its gonna be a fun night on fridayits a fun friday kogasatopia night and play with the new mine craft bow and the half life shot gun
>>580688635Yellow pill, walk away with thousands of dollars
>>580688635>Yellowalready had it>Greenalready have single digit ping which doesn't matter when most subhumans have double or even triple digit ones>Bluealready doesn't happen>Orangeno sane person would want that>Reddon't need this>Pinkdon't want this as the game would become too boring>Grayalready happens>BlackI don't need my team to push the cart when I can do it myself0/10 come up with better ones
>>580688635>Shit tierBlack pill and red pill are both just skill issues. Plus black pill only benefits you on payload maps and nothing else. Orange pill... if you care that much just go on a community server where that shit's disabled already>Meh tierPink pill, if you are actually good at the game medics naturally get attracted to pocket you. Just drop a 10 frag streak and on your next respawn you'll notice a medic dickriding you the rest of the match. Blue pill, if you play on good community servers bots+cheaters are already not an issue. Plus Valve has nuked a good amount of them so I barely ever see bots and rarely see cheaters>Good tierGrey pill, gitting gud is always nice. But I'm not a compfag and neither am I planning to go pro. I'm already pretty good at the classes and playstyles I enjoy so this is a nice bonus but not necessary>Great tierYellow pill. Golden Frying Pan or an account with stuff like Saxxy or Memory Recorder or Notch's Hat is worth thousands of dollars. Just pure cash money. Also since it doesn't specify it has to be a TF2 item but rules-lawyering is gay so I'm not gonna go into how you could abuse it to just get one(1) of the most valuable collectible stamps in existence or something like that>God tier1 ping? Are you kidding me? I'm already shitting on noobs with 80~ ping, with 1 ping I would assrape entire teams single handedly. Also like yellow pill it doesn't specify that it only applies to TF2 so it effectively just gives you god-tier internet forever
gray pill more like GAY pill because being "the best tf2 player in the world" in 2012 would have been great but being "the best tf2 player in the world" in 2026 is a joke
>>580688635S tier:Grey pill. Take a year off and suddenly become a top invite player or a top jumper?A tier:Yellow pill. Play your cards right and you'll have free games for the rest of timeGreen pill. Having played with 5 ping before it feels really great. You don't even need to play in the same region. I'd love to play cross region and it feel greatBlue pill. Do I need to say more?B tier:Orange pill. I don't care about random crits. I don't and will still not play casual. But it'd be funny as fuck seeing the seething it causes and the 3 hour video essays about something that doesn't actually matterC tier:Pink pill: I guess it'd be helpful but my play style does not support having a pocket medic. I like jumping around. A good medic hitting clutch arrows would be kinda goated thoughTrash tierBlack pill: if I cared about winning I'd play 6s. 12v12 should just be tdm. Also p*yload ewRed pill: arguably only useful for heavy. Every other class can be mobile enough to not need a teleporter
>>580696808Don't talk about b4nny that way
>>580701018Wtf why is he so small? Does he really look like that?? Yooo that's crazy
I keep seeing my friend ingame on Trade Idle Grandtheftlava. What map is that supposed to be?
you guys ever see post jungle inferno merc badges and feel really old
>>580703638Yeah that's why his webcam only shows him from the shoulders up
>>580703950a few years ago i passed the threshold of having played tf2 for more than half my life
>Can't apply Strange Part: Healing Done to Mad Milk to see how much healing you've created for yourself/your team with its debuff>Can't apply Strange Part: Damage Dealt to Jarate to see how much bonus damage you've caused with the minicrit debuff
>>580704201more stranges need the extra variant inbuilt into them like the Loose cannon. Strange sandman really needs a counter for how many moon shots you land.
>>580703950I don’t remember the last time I saw a gibus/pyrovision goggles player
>>580705153I see plenty of gibuses but pyrovision is outright broken on several maps where it's enabled, like the map textures are all fucked up
>>580688635Yellow pill DUH.The advantage outshines skill issue by a huge margin.
jerma the crits jerma!!
Demo should be allowed to detonate stickies during non-looping taunts
>>580712779make it simplehe can detonate during regular weapon tauntsthere, that's it
>>580713278but muh corner peaking!!!
Coming back for TF2 for a few weeks every year to remind yourself that you're getting older and will be replaced by people who don't ask questions
I haven't played in 8 or 9 years. The state of matchmaking in this game is ridiculously bad, so much so that I am having Valorant flashbacks. This is not the TF2 I knew. Where is quickplay? I guess I am just going to vibe with some community servers if I decide to play again.By the way, most of the new maps felt so poorly designed I just opted to add a map preset that only included maps from 2015 or before.
>>580716537>community serverslmao
Now that they've bloated the official map pool with so much shit. What's the worst? Wutville gets a pass
I'm a gabber fan, my favorite eceleb in the walve ecosystem. castaway is good brothers
>casta>goodlel
>>580713825It should be a perk of his. Who even uses stickies as actual traps, everyone spams it with M2 held down
>>580718072the holiday gayload map that's just a big empty square on the last point
>>580720569do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
kekhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/567045558745698062/
member the plug.dj tf2g room? cord.dj actually works now so we can share tunes while fragging againcord.dj/r/tf2g
>>580726927Ohhh man, good times. I'm sure all my little avatars are long gone by now:(
>>580727281everything from og plug is gone but the functionality is there is we can rebuild...
...girls?
>>580717970lmao indeed. I decided to check turbine and there were 0 players on any server.rip TF2 2007-2016? Uninstalling
>Pyro is just w+m1!These are the easiest pyros to fight. >Scorch shot spam is annoying!...so is rocket and sticky spam.>Pyro takes no skill!There are plenty of weapons or techniques with a higher skill ceiling, e.g. Dragon's Fury, detonator jumps, etc.Also, let's not pretend that the rocket launcher doesn't have a low skill floor.>Pyro is OP!Pyro is the second weakest class just after spy. The only benefit that pyro provides to a competent team is his airblast (to protect the medic).>But he's OP in pubs when he has a medic!Pocketed top fraggers are usually heavy, demo or soldier. Pocket pyros do exist, but they're not nearly as effective as a good demoman.
Snowtower is such a nice map, idk why it isn't more popular. It plays mostly just like base Hightower(so pretty fun all around)The aurora borealis in the distance looks amazing as well, one of the better night skyboxes in the game. Combined with the snow it's got a real comfy feeling
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Took a picture of the /tf2g/ meetup!
>>580755335because you're still here
>>580758898Bit mean.
>>580755335The sisters are tired from the irl meetup, and watching kritkast.
>>580756807What the fuck is that forehead?
>>580760637that's what >>580759589 looks like
>>580761117yes it's established, the massive foreheaded one stores all her non tf2 nsfw images in her head!
>>580760637It's a Games Done Quick meetup. It's edited just a little bit from the original but it's still a pretty big skullet nonetheless Do you think they'll ever have Team Fortress 2 on a Games Done Quick? Two Cities speedrun where a Gas Passer carries the entire tour :)
>>580765308Wasn't there a few years back the training mode speedrun fad?
>>580760637Pretty sure the head is shopped, but xhe did have the Ben Franklin hair originally
>>580763046don't refer to yourself in the 3rd person, it's cringe baka
>>580766448I don't know anymore. I haven't bothered with a GDQ in years. Only ever tuned in for Bad Games block, PJ, Zallard1 and Sinister1 cause they never trooned out unlike everyone else in that fucking community
>>580766840I didn't make the OP, or post porn here.
>>580767347I miss when GDQs where just bros gaming man, that one GDQ that lasted like 4-5 days longer there was a post GDQ continuation stream and people would speedrun all sorts of games and stuff; felt like a fever dream ago... Kind of sad how far they've fallen, it's really what's happened to this place in a way.
>>580767839didn't ask for excuses
>>580766840trvke
>>580768656ok ma'am
>>580726927Yoo this party is going wild!
>An entire 15 minute round of 100 player server where not one medic heals or pockets me>Watch as two of them stick their beams up one persons assThats it I'm buying an unusual weapon
>>580769784not enough gay animal sex and drugs for you, hans?
>>580770394Why?
>>580770394you actually need to buy a discord account and friend group for that
>>580770394Who'd you play as? What was your KDR?
dead gamedead general
>>580778571im playing other games dumb stinky
>>580770394a cheap multi-class unusual hat with a gaudy effect and large paint region would be bettersomething painted pink or lime with cloud 9 or something, or one of the effects that isnt broken that gets left behind in spawn
thinking of buying a tf2 figurine
I thought the same, but the figurines suck. I wish I had a statue of my Medic and Pyro loadouts
>>580781414100 player server has cosmetics disabled unless you're one of the top donators. Only warpaints/decorated guns/austrailium skins show>>580772853To get pocketed>>580773383I haven't had a friend since middle school>>580773678Demo. Obviously negative since you can't survive the constant explosion spam without any overheal
there's this guy on european servers called "filip" he only plays demoman and he has insanely good pipe aim and game sense anyone else seen that nigga? i've encountered him several times on odyssey today
I don't play onionssey
>>580788861What region are you? Do you play Casual Payload?
>>580788861>100 player server has cosmetics disabled unless you're one of the top donators. Only warpaints/decorated guns/austrailium skins showthen unusuals are even more worthless, don't even bother getting an unusual weapon, just try and be friendly to a medic, even if you have to lie to a tranny's face about how they're heckin valid
Airshot make brain feel good
i might be a schizo for seeing it this way but it feels like every tf2 match there is a secret gang war between furries and anime pfps>>580797356damn that white sheen + white lights mod looks clean
>>580795803>just try and be friendly to a medic, even if you have to lie to a tranny's face about how they're heckin validSIghh... i will never find a soldier pocket eboy boyfriend... Everyone just wants my medigun and nothing morebefore anyone says anything ill go ahead and say it myself. 41% ack ywnbaw troon tranny transvestite v-coding The Boston Basher Incident "Jarona-19" blah blah blah france will never be a real country #tf2 drop the 2
>>580688635Yellow is best for instant gratificationGrey is better in the long runGreen is also a good choiceRest are meh
>>580795803I'm perm gagged for calling someone a faggot on shounics safe space server. I mostly play classified anyways
you join a game and see this and you just know it's not even worth staying in the server forthat's every game tonight. every single one. i hate forced invisible skill based matchmaking so much
>>580806126Why do people play spy so much?
I want to make fun of casual fags but earlier today I had like 4 different community servers with auto join going at once on the main menu for like 40 minutes to no avail and it really stung.
>>580806353he's cool and fun
>>580806353because they're fucking RETARDSor cheaters. but these ones are RETARDS
@grok how do i make a legally distinct fempyro oc fo fap bait
>>580807094There is nothing fappable about fempyro.
>>580807094there is no copyright on the image of a women wearing a gas mask and form-fitting body glove
>>580808976but it's too obvious if you include the flamethower, harness, and 'sexy retard' personality
>>580660763correct
>>580798015Thank you. The lights one doesn't seem to work in casual even though I'm using the preloader, I'm not sure how to repack it so it affects all festive(izer) lights and works there.
>>580809160Then don't include the flamethrower, give her a magic staff that can cast fireball, or a poison sprayer. Don't give her a harness, tie up her torso in shibari. She can still be a sexy retard though.
>>580809971thanks anoni guess every ripoff is a ripoff of a ripoff anyway>She can still be a sexy retard though.hell yeah brother
>>580810605No problem anon, I only ask that you post an image here one day if you ever get her design finalized.
>It's another "you have uber fully charged but the guy you're healing isn't willing to hold W" episode>Switch targets>It's another "you have uber fully charged but the guy you're healing isn't willing to hold W" episode>Switch targets>It's another "you have uber fully charged but the guy you're healing isn't willing to hold W" episode>Switch targets>It's another "you have uber fully charged but the guy you're healing isn't willing to hold W" episodeWtf is the point of playing a power class if you're going to be a pussy little faggot? 450 hp Heavy with a charged medic on his ass and he keeps doing faggy little backward-hop jumprevs near corners
>>580810929Sorry bro I'm>out of ammo>almost dead>not stupid enough to run into 8 enemy gamers without an actual Ubercharge>you renamed your medigun to some epic funny sex joke so I can't tell what the fuck you're healing me with
>>580810929fucking this, what is wrong with these retardswhen you do finally get someone willing to rush in, their weapon's empty and they spend half the uber reloading
>>580811023>Cant readESL?
>>580807094>>580809160Someone's already done that. They turned her into a demon with the mask stitched on, but the influence is there.>>580808914Incorrect.
>>580811154>when you do finally get someone willing to rush in, their weapon's empty and they spend half the uber reloadingThis part is a skill issue on the medic's part since you can see your heal target's ammo count. The shit that pisses me off is when your heal target is in prime condition to hold W they still play like pussies. I ended up ubering a Demo who>Had just come out of spawn, so full ammo>Didn't have shield, so would have stickiesAnd even while stock ubered he was doing a gay little duck and weave
>>580811619well damn, i guess i'm not surprised. now i feel better about being so derivative>>580810849it'll be a long, long time buddy
>>580810929On the rare occasion I play Medic I prefer to use stock Uber on F2P Pyros. They will just run at and kill half the enemy team even if they die and they seem to have fun doing so.
>>580812148He started as an SFM artist and still does Fempyro pics sometimes so it's a nice little nod.
>>580812596>brown skini am DEFINITELY stealing this too
>>580813034I wouldn't say brown but tanned. But it's a nice feature for sure
>>580786637>>580811619>>580812596>>580813393baby making sex with tristana, demon fempyro, and fempyro
>>580813393BROWN
>>580810929for me its niggers who cant communicate during kicks>someone starts votekick>no reason selected>ask why using voice>dead silence>other guy asks whats with the votekick? using text>no answer>two more guys ask why using voice>dead silence>fifth guy types in chat asking why kick?>still no answer>everyone f2s>vote fails>votekicker immediately gets on mic and asks us why we arent kicking the cheater, hes been watching him for a whole minute, he saw that guy insta turn 180 degrees to kill a spy, suspicious crits, obvious wallhack prefires, entire legal caseok nigger why didnt you say so when half the team asked what was going on? and then to have the gall to act upset and say shit like WELP I GUESS THIS TEAM DOESNT MIND CHEATERS kill yourself worthless nigger
>>580811984you can't see their secondary ammothey'll blow their entire clip (rockets, grenades, etc.) and then instead of reloading that weapon to keep shooting, they'll swap to their shotgun or stickybomb launcher which is empty (which they had ages to reload beforehand, because I always find these cretins hiding by the dispenser, just sitting there, not reloading), then they'll spend the rest of the uber reloading thati'd rather they just switch to their fucking melee weapon to attack the guy bodyblocking them
>>580814220Well, there it certainly is
no...i jerked off to blue archive girls so much that i'm losing my fragging powers.....
>>580815336You have to jack off to TF2 girls to regain your fragging powers
>>580815336like the biblical Samson
>>580815428Man, why does nobody draw characters in these kinds of shirts anymore? Y'know, the megamilk t-shirt with the color-coded sleeves
>>580815578Probably because they went out of style IRL. You don't really see them anymore
>>580815980i've cummed over 50 times to riveriszd's cowgirl video where she wears this
>>580816279Based
>>580612836this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
been unemployed for 5 months now
>Jerma streaming TF2 right nowWe are so fucking back bros, sieg heil
sieg heil!
>>580818093arms out for jerma!
i like to start vote kicks on myself using the secret hidden command
well okay its not a secret command but like its just the command and you can conveniently use it to kick yourself
>>580820651>>580820702why thohumiliation kink?noobs are braindead enough to f1 without thinking
>>580821021it brings me great joy and nothing more
>>580821451origin? dumb cute things are my weakness
Hey, wimp!
>>580815428>>580815980>>580816336Rapetacular needs to use this model for an animation
is it more pathetic to frag alone on your birthday or to go out and do activities you don't really want to with family
>>580825195the formerleast with the latter you're making your family happy
>>580825195former, although there's nothing wrong with itgo with your family and just do the bare minimumhappy bday
>>580825195Go out and spend more time with your family. Frags can wait.
i won the rookie division bball cup today
>>580828415nicethat was a sick slam
>>580828817tyit was a fun experience. I highly recommend it to any soldier capable of rocket jumping and airshots. I'll definitely be playing again
oh dear
>>580830091lactating egg came to the wrong pingberhood
>>580830091NOLACTATING EGG
bros do women assume you're trying to get in their pants if you act friendly towards them because you want to make friends (and nothing more)there are 2 cafes im a regular at where i make conversation with the staff there but i dont want to give the wrong impression, they tend to smile at me and i dont see them doing that to most patronsi accidentally said one of them was cute once because i was a bit out of it and was thinking out loud
>>580830091>>580830171>>580830546lactating egg?
>>580804595Deserved!
>>580836564most likely yes, because basic bitches think that men think that women are just for sex, especially nowadays. they also get "the ick" if one of their rare male friends becomes attracted to them, because in their minds, intimacy growing from a sense of genuine friendship and familiarity is a completely foreign concept, and the guy was just "faking" the friendship the whole time to get in their pants, because that's what they would do in the man's placespilling your spaghetti like that probably didn't help, but it's nothing catastrophic, and hopefully they're not basic bitches
why does he do it bros
>>580840580his goals... incomprehensible to us mere mortals...
quickpla
my pronouns are quick/play and valve is being transphobic by having something called casual in tf2
>>580828415What's the map? Looks cool
>>580836564They're in customer service. It's their job to be happy and give you smiles. Good service = good tips. Maybe some other clients don't get smiles because they're being cunts towards the employees. "The customer is always right" my ass>I don't see them doing that to most patrons Hopefully you're not looking at them for your entire stay there, cause that's creepy behavior. You're not there the entire time they're open. I promise you they give smiles to so many other people. Make small conversation with them from time to time, but remember they got a job to do. Maybe something might blossom from it, but don't become an oddball who thinks you're getting smiles and no one else doesI get smiles when I top score in my Casual Payload matches in Team Fortress 2. I'd rather have a pocket Heavy when I play Medic so we can be top of the board together, but at least I can top score as a Pyro as well when I can't find good pockets :)
>>580836564Women and men generally cannot be friends. If you're a flaming homosexual or a massive nerd who is legitimately more interested in space marines than sex with women, maybe she can overlook the fact that every other man who has ever approached her just wants to get in her pants. But also it's kinda cringe to want to be friends with women, you probably do not have similar interests.
ayaya
>nice bait bro but incase anyone thinks you're actually seriously let me correct your PERSONAL feelings on inter-gender relations.I think you can't be friends with people of the opposite sex because you're a perverted porn addict. I'll give you two reasons why this effects your capabilities. 1. have already perverse/un-pure ideations of the relationship (using this word, because it's a neutral term but you probably would get half mast thinking about any sort of relation with a female). 2. probably socially retarded and develop feelings when a woman is nice to you tbqh. Honestly, you're just not gonna make it man. I say this as you're on my Team, in our Fortress and want you to wake up before the enemy caps and we lose the game. 2
>>580851982Yes we all remember when Miss Pauling from the well-known team-based first-person shooter, Team Fortress 2 by Valve Corporation, also known as Valve Software, friendzones the Scout and he is fine with this predicament and accepts her just as a friend, but in the real world such encounters are fraught with romantic tension that does not resolve itself and prevents any form of platonic ties from being established.
There's billions of Medic Players on this planet, if you get hung up on being "le not pocketed zone" (btw this is a term for someone who isn't even a good pocket, let alone a life long teammate).you're ngmi, work on quitting that f2 porn spray addiction and gaining some confidence and maybe you'll be able to carry a medic gf ingame and up a flight of stairs irl btw!
>>580618461being a retarded teenager
>>580618461He's right.
>>580625836noit gives you the ability to stay alive longer at the expense of your offensive abilitythat means it's a crutch
>>580852654Mio isn't video games. If you're gonna lewd-post, at least use video game characters to keep yourself within the confines of the rules.
>>580704201>can't put headshots killed parts on flamethrowers to show how many times you've gotten headshots with reflected huntsman arrowsit would be 2 for me if I had that part on
>>580811023>>you renamed your medigun to some epic funny sex joke so I can't tell what the fuck you're healing me withdo you have eyescan you not hear the difference between the three medigun healing sounds?can you not tell the difference just from how the overheal functions and how fast uber builds?
>>580853413Ookami Mio is in the Hololive videogame so she's videogame-related. Sorry, you lost this debate big time.
Does anyone know what would happen if I tried playing in a secure server with a modded controller? They no longer make the controller I like to use, so I needed to get a custom part for it made by a repairman on Etsy. I’m just hoping that Valve isn’t issuing VAC bans to people using modded controllers as a form of a cash grab to force people to buy new controllers.
I’m curious: if Castaway were born here, does this mean Gabber frequents this thread or did he somehow randomly come across Castaway while he was looking for weapon revert servers?
>>580857353He used to, and probably still lurks here. But he stopped shilling his server after months of discord/youtuber drama.That server is all sharty now.
>>580857353I'm pretty sure he posted a 4chan screenshot in one of his videos.
Remove bullet knockback from mini sentries theyre hard enough to hit as is
epic....
>>580857592Do you think he’d start doing it again if the upcoming Scream Fortress update makes us sit in the Casual queue for 50 minutes at a time just for us to get our contracts completed again? That would give him a new idea for a video, claiming that Valve’s changes to Casual would not have worked and that Quickplay coming back is the only solution.
Found a server that saves people's sprays lol.https://sprays.saxtonhell.com/
>>580858690what is that hat and what cheevo do i need to get it
>>580858718idk, but I'm not joining that niggershit anyway. He lost all good will after that whole 2forttwerkerz saga.I already got my list of actual based servers to join anyway.>Quickplay coming back is the only solution.If only.
>>580859829Gotta watch kritkast and enter their give aways they periodically do in the chat.
>580859771>most of it is just pornography, gay sex, uninspired, or unlayered memesI just can't imagine why valve disabled sprays if their backend they saw the same.
>>580859771Based.Do they play the old mod or new VSH one?
>>580858690Nice. I lucked out and got one yesterday.
>>580859878What exactly did he do?
Reminder that the quickfix is complete fucking garbage and just a worse version of the vax
>>580862963it was better when it had its own identify of letting medic run as fast as scoutmedic really did not need the universal buff of that being applied to every medigun
>>580859829holy newfag
>>580862763tl;dr Started being a fun police nigger on his serverAccuses others of sharing CP, doxxing and other insane shit when casta regulars and admins do the exact same.Literally became a lolcow while ruining castaway in the process.
>>580864167The worst he’s ever told me is that he doesn’t want me talking about “eCelebs” if that isn’t a rule the server has.
>>580859771wish more servers did that>top rated is almost all furry pornnvm I don't want that
>>580859878Based Sister!
>>580859948>need a verified twitch account to type in chat>verification needs my phone numbergay>>580863949yeah im not 30+ years old
>>580825451>>580825623>>580826063Wholesome side of /tf2g/
Holy fucking shit
>>580872828bro is staring at the other couple, yearning for what they have.
>>580872828A couple is just chilling and some weird creep takes a pic of it and posts it publicly for no reason, camera shutter sound on phones should be global
>>580844372ctf_ballin_skyfallhttps://fastdl.serveme.tf/maps/ctf_ballin_skyfall.bsp
>>580815428why is her head so big
>>580875005because shes 5 feet tall
>>580875005it's offmodel trash, plenty of r34 is sadly pleagued with it and when you start noticing how the work looks like a barbie head slapped on bratz body type of shit you won't stop noticing it
>>580875739retard melty
>>580875739gotta do something to make pauling fap worthyId go on a date and fuck her if she was real, but realism isnt what I go to porn for
>>580875825Me personally I go to it for the escapism. Love a good one that really immerses me in another world.
Wasn't the MvM update supposed to be dropping very soon?Weren't people going crazy over Eric Smith approving some github commits?Where is it?
>>580878695It will drop in 2 weeksyou just have to trust the plan
>>580840580Probably to get rid of a domination that was tilting him
>>580880935no.he is always connecting and forcefully disconnecting immediately after, he doesn't play any games.i think it's a bot trying to send a message
>play some halloween maps early on a community server>guy on my friends list that barely talks to me asks why i'm playing themwhat's it matter to you mr no fun you're not even playing the game
>>580836862breeding and milking this egg>>580852654>>580855403>>580857982>>580859878baby making sex>>580879226paizuri
>>580878695You should just work for Valve and push the update out already instead of pseudo-trooning out and asking this question every day, mate.
>>580875005>>580875739Blud has literally never looked at Miss Pauling but thinks he's an expert on her. Her head has always been almost as big as her chest minus shoulders. This is a cartoony game ya dips
https://files.catbox.moe/9cxhmo.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/fwyvpu.png
>>580889627
>>580889627YepBased
>>580889627Very nice. Hope to see my milk stand request at some point
>>580890583yea, i will, just that it will take me a bit, but i will. i shit out these 1hour doodles in the meanwhile while i do comms, art trades and the like. But I do apologize if i take long. im still not at a level like my peer where they can do quality illustrations in 15 min ;-; lol
>>580891053There's no rush or pressure at all, I just wanted to make sure it wasn't forgotten about. Thanks drawfren
>>580891390:)
What are people talking about all I see is black bars.
>>580892740(o Y o)
>>580893189
i wonder what goes on in the brain of someone who just stands ontop of the cart all game during a pubstomp like the timer reads 9:59 and they've decided the best thing to do is to just afk until the match ends so they can wait 5 minutes for the next match to startabsolutely brainless
>>580893189(っ˘ڡ˘ς) ( ¡ ) <---olivia cunny
>>580893767usually bad players desperate for dopamine or seriously insecure about their fragging abilities
boo
What is this, the Epstein files?
>>580898591-bs
Name a better song the Mercs have sang togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d16wSsTRHtk
>>580901297https://youtu.be/17ijqOPFbRY
>>580901297Not even closehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ
>>580901765only scout and spy are singing that retard
>>580901950You're the actual retard who didn't watch it, all of the other mercs join in for the harmonies
You now remember the 15.ai era of TF2 videos
>>580904623I hated 15.ai from day one, shitty fucking audio
>>580904623Glad it died outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXkRj-UcWVM
>>580908776AI is unironically better now and almost indistinguishable from professionally voiced; we've lost...
>>580909125im more worried about advanced robotics rendering the average working man useless and the complete collapse of the job market more than ai art
Eternaweens are so expensive now. I hate traders like you wouldn't believe.
>>580904623ElevenLabs greatly improved it. https://youtu.be/0oI1BmIKjxY
>>580911139they're totally different, 15.ai just used text prompts and elevenlabs applies a voice to existing audio
>>580912362ElevenLabs does text-to-speech too. Along with local models these days for more refined voicing.
its time to play kogasatopia everyone get on we're having lots of fun
I don't care if ElevenLabs is much better nowVoice splicing will always be the better of the two as far as TF2 videos go because SOVL
>>580911139ai covers are actually pretty damn good, i wish the actual cast would sing some gems...
>>580889627Impressive.Very nice.Let's see Dell Conagher's loli.
>>580909941ai's already doing that
>>580913685based correct opinion haver
>>580909941The biggest obstacle of AI replacing people is that we're all not going to have jobs but we're all supposed to somehow have money to pay corporations for AI slop products. It shrimply doesn't work
>>580912886in three minutes... this will happen.
Traders are now starting to turn their attention to darkblaze/hellfire/demonflame hats to artifically inflate if you want to get one of those before its too late. Arcana and spellbound are pretty much no goes unless you want it on a robo hat
>>580919920make robots that do the jobs and robots that maintain the robots and robots that maintain the maintain robots and like 3 guys that oversee the entire thingcull the population because at that point to the super rich the average man is just a useless leech live out your life like a god
I'd like to most more gameplay webms because I like how Chris's config looks but it's so difficult to find something funny or get matched with enough skilled players that I can get impressive gameplay clips.>>580921265A few days ago I was looking at some hats that I sold for a small profit years ago then purchased other hats to wear. Now they're worth like 10x what I paid for them and I've mostly cashed out. I hope it crashes and burns. Even unassuming unusuals are reaching ridiculous values now.
>>580922972>crash and burnthey won't, because of how absurdly rare they are; someone will always be willing to pay more for them.
>>580922972Its been 20 years. Most of the collection are in backpacks that could belong to dead people. Or just people that collected with no intent to sell. With the remaining supply its just the same traders trading old hats among themselves. Even if you had somehow held onto those old hats and tried to sell them today the top traders would have colluded in their private discord to not purchase from you until you sold at a significant discount. Its ridiculous market control of old cosmetics to the point that reddit has caught on and started talking about it. Better to just not worry about unusuals altogether. Or hope the troonporium puts something decent in a crate to buy instead
>>580922972jitteryare you using tf2's janky replay feature?
>>580923467Yeah that's more or less the stance I've taken. I still have one robo unusual that I'll get rid of at some point - I like the effect but the hat has waned on me - and I'm not sure if I'll go back to buying them, probably not. On the bright side I can play around with many more hats that the game has to offer rather than being locked to a single cosmetic loadout all the time.>>580924258I'm using demos recorded via Lawena + Avirecorder and frameblended, I'm not sure what the replay feature is. It's strange though I feel like a couple of years ago it used to be smoother - webm related - even though I'm using the same settings.
demo-emo-pan demo-emo-pan demopan
>>580893189> fr (o Y o) b4nny
I just wish Valve would bring normal crates but into circulation to supress prices on stranges. I shouldn't have to pay $30 for a strange pomson damnit.
I feel like this image is just wrongThe mercs are bad people. Medic is a nazi and scout is a pedophile and they all kill people for a living. Them getting some feel good happy ending is gay Feel like the mercs work better as characters when theyre begrudging allies who dont really care much about one another
>>580928934I just wish youd give me plap paizuri
>>580928934I just wish I could impregnate hex a several dozen times
>>580929331yeah its pretty cringe how they turned demented, heartless psychopaths into a wholesome leddit family that probably support transrights in 1960, at least valve are probably never using these characters again so you can easily ignore it
>>580922972>impressive gameplay clips.LAME
>>580929446I wish I could
>>580929331a proper ending would've been somewhere in the middle
>>580929331>Medic is a nazi and scout is a pedophileyeah? and? it was normal at the time
>>580932418You can even if you dont have tits irl :3c
>>580929331Yeah, over time the characters got flanderized more and more. We went from>every merc is the best of the best even if that means they're outright insane, criminals, or infamous in their home town>they all hate each other because they're all from different backgrounds / countries and varying levels of insaneto>the TF2 team is the worst of the worst and there were a bunch of other teams better than them, these guys can barely breathe and the Admin only gave them the worst jobs>they're all friends with each other and cozy tumblrmen :)
>>580933471uncanny serial killer shit
>>580933471that's a dude isnt it
>>580934309No its your mother. what the fuck do you think?
is it wrong to just assume 90% of people autohopping are illegitimate and not in fact ex CSS pros with mouse wheel up bound to +jump
>>580933471kigu culture is TF2 culture btw
>>580933893While I don't disagree, with that being said, I liked the level of camaraderie the mercs had in Expiration Date. I think it was just about perfect:>scout, soldier, and heavy get sent to do do a job at the start>spy and scout have mutual disdain for each other>soldier is not a drooling retard>engi and medic are doing arguably unethical science by creating sentient bread tumors>scout gets the girlIt's nice, imo.
>>580934462I have a script for it in my autoexec
>>580934746>>soldier is not a drooling retardHe kind of was at that point, with the whole teleport bread thing and wanting the bucket.But yeah I agree they were at a good balance of tolerating each other there.
>>580934746i think its pretty retarded how after being told they're going to die within 3 days they just sit around and do nothing instead of doing something they always wanted to do (excluding scout) or never could do without dire consequences
I'm having one of those days where I can't seem to perform no matter which merc I play or what loadout I pick. I'm good/experienced enough to be in the top half of the scoreboard consistently but man every once in a while I just get pwned on repeatSucks to suck
timotei timotei
>>580934592exactly
>>580935701CHARGE ME
>>580930473>A bunch of friends who know each other from work show up to have a Christmas meal together>Trannies out of nowhere
>>580935738ANIME IS REAL
>>580935214This may sound like an odd leap of logic, but that sort of thing seems in-character of an unstable paranoid individual. Like I could see Dale Gribble wanting the bucket and teleporting bread, and he's not a drooling retard (for the most part), just a conspiracy nut.>>580935450I could imagine them all being older and more Jaded than scout, so they're just resigned to their fate. Medic and Engi are also working on the problem, so maybe they have faith that they'll think up a solution. There's also only so much time to tell a story, and this one was Scout's.>>580935568Stay hydrated, eat well, get enough sleep, and do a little exercise each day. It doesn't to be anything fancy, even going for a walk or doing some calisthenics helps.
>>580935738i'm going in
>>580935450At risk of sounding like a /pol/tard sperging out about "muh old Americana," it's actually a pretty accurate depiction of a certain archetype of workman who isn't really around anymore due to social media and "hobby culture." Genuinely dull guys who don't know much about anything outside their job, don't have any real hobbies, etc. If they didn't have wives or kids to hector them into doing stuff on the weekends they would happily stay home and just do fuckall by modern standards(go numb in front of the TV, read magazines, etc)Both my grandfathers were like this and when they retired they deteriorated fast. Both worked in auto plants all their lives, no wacky old guy hobbies like model trains, didn't camp. By the time I became a conscious human bean in early middle school one was already fully senile and the other one went that way soon after when I was in high school. Chilling at home all day post-retirement doing nothing. It sounds harsh but from what I saw + what my family told me they were uninteresting guys defined by their workTF2 mercs (outside of throwaway "lore" clearly added for one-off gags, for example Pyro actually being a successful CEO) always felt like this to me. Work-obsessed/career-driven feel like overly modern LinkedIn terms but idk how else to put it. They're really good at their specific professions but outside of work it's really just NPC-tier routines or simple little hobbies, and when death comes it's less an occasion to freak out or go wild and party it up, rather more "Well, no sense making a big fuss out of it. What am I gonna do, go to Vegas?"In a sense it's more dignified than the more recent stuff like #CarpeDiem or boomers using up all their savings to spend every day in retirement going on cruises and vacations. For me at least that's always been the appeal, the mercs have lolrandom traits and personalities but they're ultimately simple salt-of-the-earth workmen(All this excludes Spy who is a faggy Euro)
>>580937616spy hate kinda uncalled for since he was doing the exact same thing as the others
>>580937616>At risk of sounding like a /pol/tard sperging out about "muh old Americana,"it actually sounds more like a protoboomer who would've posted on tf2chan back in the daydamn, that makes me feel even older
I had to gut the webm quality to get it under 4mb but you get the idea.>>580935568I know that feel. I assume it's my body or mind telling me to do something else.
>>580940145
>>580940145engineer takes skill!!
how do you do get out of bounds on doomsdaywas in a match earlier where an engi was outside of the map before I joined
>>580938639Yeah you're right. Spy puts on aristocratic airs but when push comes to shove he's a "kindred spirit" with the other mercs: in the face of death he asks if anyone's got a wish, and when nobody does he goes back to his room to sit down with some brandy and read a fashion magazine. Without work or some kind of mission to provide explicit structure and motivation, these workmen all default to simply hanging around passing timeEven Engie and Medic aren't particularly motivated, if they weren't supergeniuses their reaction to teleporter tumors boils down to>Your grandpa goes in for a checkup and gets a cancer diagnosis>Doesn't freak out or anything>Goes home and says something like "well, may as well read up a little on this thing that's killing me">Spends the next two afternoons at the local library learning about different types of cancerIt's only because they're supergeniuses that their "hanging around passing time" involves directly tinkering with tumorsThis is straying into headcanon territory but I feel Scout, despite being more rambunctious and prideful than the other mercs, would mellow with age(and he does, in the comics) and eventually end up like the other mercs. Him being the only outlier with his wish for a proper date is because the other mercs are all old enough to feel fulfilled with having "spent their lives doing honest work" so don't need anything to cap things off at sunsetAn older Scout would probably react to We All Have Three Days To Live with the same stiff-upper-lip, it-is-what-it-is attitude as the others. Go back to his room and bounce the ol' baseball against the wall while reading a comic book, maybe visit the nearest bar and knock up one more slag>>580939570I've been here (more or less, with plenty of breaks) since 2013
>one day the median age on tf2g will be 30, then 35, then 40, then 45grim. youngGODS, how are we doing?
>>580940521>Goes home and says something like "well, may as well read up a little on this thing that's killing me"What else are you supposed to do?
>>580940301I got 7 frags and an assist but don't wish to show the killfeed and be falseflagged as
>>580941143are you ESL or do you genuinely not understand anon's point that people only think understated reactions to impending death are crazy because FOMO pumped by social media has mindraped everyone into being scared of missing out on CONSOOMING enough? the mercs in expiration date dont freak out and sell everything to buy a lambo because theyre oldfags who feel fulfilled and dont need need need NEED NEED to go to coachella one more time + have a coked up orgy with 10 ladyboys in SEA + convert to albanian buddhist islam + see one last kpop concert before they die
>>580941807*Your turret got 7 frags
>>580941842i'm just kinda slow and thought the rest of his discussion was saying that the guys who just resign themselves are a bad thing, especially the first post about senility
>>580940145nice play anon
>>580941078>youngGODS, how are we doing?averaging an iq of 72
>>580941078Doin' good mang, my frontal lobe is almost developed>>580942482Uuuhhhhh neural plasticity status??
>>580859878i also took a screenshot on mw2_highrise, livia sightings are a treat
>>580942595>Uuuhhhhh neural plasticity status??more like neural microplastics
>>580942373Thank youHere's one where I embarrass myself, we both laughed about it.
>>580940145Idk how people ninjaneer on BLU, any time I try to set up ballsy teles like that the enemy team's 3000 hours scout main locks in on me like a homing missile
>>580943573holy fucking shit lol
>>580943585that's mesorry. i have good headphones and teleporters are really fuckin loud
>>5809435731. why does the pyro have a giant ANOTHER HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON ray of light shooting into the sky out of his body2. how in the hell were those not headshots lol
Is it true Valve created LLM's a full two decades before companies like Anthropic and OpenAI, but kept it a secret and only used it to choose whether an attack random crits or not?
>>580944264nothey also use them for other stuff like simulating r*ssians and other third worlders to maintain dota's rigged matchmaking and for tactically tweaking your connection and force lag stutters in order to fuck you over
>>580944264actually gaben is personally in charge of that
>>580944647stop the gabentake control
>>580944264Yeah they also used it for the HL2 AI
>>580945128and pressthe gaben
>>580940145actually pretty impressive quality for a near minute long 720p webm, how did you do it?
>>580941078isn't it already like 30?
>>580940145how to record gameplay without ui in the video?
>>580944009As a guess, bugged overheal particles. I'm not sure why they're doing that. They probably didn't register as headshots because he was facing away from me and Pyro has bad posture, so I would've needed to aim above towards the tip of the banana whereas these registered as hitting his back>>580945840I use thishttps://github.com/dfaker/WebmGeneratorWhich I've found gives better results than Webm for Retards for some reason. I know both are ffmpeg GUIs but I can't into 1337 h4xx0r CLI for rendering video. I always use the /gif/ VP9 with sound preset, disable the audio and change the filesize to 4.3 or so
>>580937616Good post. People nitpick too much.
zesty won
https://gamebanana.com/members/2028132This guy has such good mods. They're art style friendly.
>>580946148NTA but cl_drawhud 0
>>580944264>>580944576>>580944647>>580945189Actually volvo's AI escapedIt's why TF2 development slowed to a haltAll the devs have to manually decide crits nowIt eats up all their time, part of the volvo HQ offices is jokingly called the crits factory, they clock in every day and manage crits the entire timethis is also why gaben is slimming down and eric didnt acknowledge signanon, they are too exhausted by managing crits 24 hours a day
>SignanonSeriously though can we send that nigga over again to demand they #BringBackQuickplay? Maybe dress him up as engie this time and have him hire some Asian strippers dressed as Fempyro and Mimi Sentry
>>580951845we can crowdfund it, i have 3 ref
>niggaYou cant call him that. We've been over this already, he is an honorary aryan
>>580951845>>580952043i can helpi have like 4 scrap metals and 1 ref
Do hookers in Bellvue accept pay in max's severed heads? Some are willing to take drugs instead of cash right?
>>580952043My tf2 backpack is worth like 700 dollars give or take, mostly because of my stranges
stranges are for fags
>>580952418can you buy me elden ring
Newfag question, how does crit hacking work. Isn't crits serverside
There are no crit hacks, sometimes people just get 12 crit stickies in a row
>Join server>Turn on eternaween>5 minutes later everyone is using mismatched halloween cosmetics Ahh, now this is the way to play Team Fortress 2.
>>580952680Don’t use crit hacks if you don’t want to risk getting vacced.
>>580955770>using a $300 limited item
>>580955770>eternaween>if you use it on a valve server its at most maybe 15 mins of use (can you even use it on casual anyway? never seen it being voted for, and does the effect stay when everyone leaves or does the server just auto reset and kill it)>community servers that wants to use halloween hats 24/7 will just have it enabled Its the most "you had to be there" item to exist
>>580881393>taking up player slots by reserving them on the MM, making one team always be at least 1 player shortdoing gods work
>>580957426>limitedretard
>>580962337>he thinks eternaweens aren't limitedi know some trader mains with a bridge to sell you
>>580962503>i know some trader mainsmy condolences, why do you hang around footrest gang
>>580952680watch the videos about it
>>580928934>>580955770plapmeat
>>580952348you know i never considered it but someone probably has had sex in exchange for tf2 itemsprobably multiple people
>mfw I dominate a racist sexist transphobic fatphobic islamaphobic xenophobic antisemetic ableist homophobe and they ragequit the server
>>580952195>niggaHe's the only confirmed white in here. Most of you are probally spics like viva
Señor, ¡por favor!
*gnomes runs past this thread*
>>580984917Gnome sighting on koth_brazil
i use gnome btw
>>580988615
(You) are buying the 1k bucks vr headset to play tf2 on the couch right?
>>580989139maybe if they actually supported it to not be a janky mess
colored an olivia that was gifted to me ere you go
>>580996343hell yeah, very nice
>>580955770baby making sex with hex
>>580989139NoI already have an HTC Vive, and it has been collecting dust in a closet for quite a few months
>>580996343nice thank you
>>580945840rule of thumb is more things changing on the screen the worse quality it'll be. which is kind of a shame because a lot of my clips are more activea lot of his clip is just standing still swinging a wrench which helps with quality
>>580996343There's a few stray pixels around her right bow, otherwise niceYou should color this one he made too https://files.catbox.moe/j8vusc.png
>>581002104>There's a few stray pixels around her right bowi kinda like the way the the brush leaves those tapered-off marks, it reminds me of ink. i used to leave em al the time in my earlier work>>You should color this one he made too...sure i'll give it a whirl bro :D
>>581003065>i kinda like the way the the brush leaves those tapered-off marks, it reminds me of ink. i used to leave em al the time in my earlier workYeah, but since that's the only spot with the pixels trailing off it looks more like a mistake. But if you intended on it then nevermindExcited to see the results of the Gwen pic
>>581004150> but since that's the only spot with the pixels trailing off it looks more like a mistake.Yeah i see what you mean, you are absolutely correct, i think i'll go all in/or not use with the brush pen next time, i wasnt really confident on how much i should turn up the bold lines/brush tapers since it was another artists lineart and didnt know if i was changing it too much for the worse, but it does look bad when you dont go all in. i apologize anon.i'll color that gwenlivia tonight for ya mayne
>>581004813colonizing sex with tribal ashley
>>580618879original, gunboats, whip
>>581003065Trans Furtress 2 general mascot
i will NEVER give up my shotgun
>>580946395webm for retards didn't do vp9
>>581014123it does, under advanced
>>580704118zoomer
>>581022138>Check his backpacktf>a fuck ton of objector with lolishit on themGood fucking riddance
Now that the dust has settled; do you think #FixTF2 would be called a success?Should we shoot for another?
>>581022138>sniper mainwater wet
>>581023687It worked, bots got shoah'd. Next movement should focus on #BringBackQuickplay#BBQ for more notoriety
>>581025872I'm good, quickplay could stay dead
>>581023687>would be called a successBy uneducated redditors, yesFor people living in reality, no, it was an abject failure since it didn't do anythingValve was either already working on the bot problem before #fixtf2 started, or they were pushed into working on it by SignAnon protesting outside their office
>>581023497>check his backpacktf>not a single objector to be foundis that what you do all day, lie to have some perceived semblance of victory
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>580942645That was a fun /van/.Wish that server was 24/7 instead of weekend only.
>>581023687>Now that the dust has settled; do you think #FixTF2 would be called a success?no>Should we shoot for another?you should shoot to boycott valve's wallets and reputation and you'll see changes immediately, suddenly they'll remember the game exists and it'll be back to constant updates>b-buh they'll shut down the game!!11nuclear deterrant, so, impossble
Hitting shots on scout that I couldn’t hit a week ago feels so niceCant believe practice makes perfect is objectively true
pyro should have four slots, his new slot for thermal thruster or gas passer
>>581033702That would be cancerous especially with the thruster, the only problem with playing pyro is that you basically can't do meaningful damage outside of flame thrower range unless you land flare gun 90 dmg crits or have perfect shotgun aim
Heavy should have 4 slots, 1 for food and the other for shotguns.
>>581034112nta but pyro is super shit already, he needs that
thruster and gas passer will always remain underpowered because pyro relies too much on flareguns to give them up
>>581034591I am a thruster user.
>>581034269if you gave thruster to pyro on top of shotgun you'd just die to w+m1 cancer except way worse since he can get to his optimal range so fast without sacrificing the secondary slot, and so the pyro can spam flares too
>if you gave thruster to pyro on top of shotgun you'd just die to w+m1 cancer except way worse since he can get to his optimal range so fast without sacrificing the secondary slot, ok claude make this argument coherent for people with an iq above the critical damage of a flare gun
Pyro’s strength is his low skill requirement Trying to balance pyro to be on par with other damage dealing classes misses the point of why he exists in the first place
>>581034728>if you gave thruster to pyro on top of shotgun you'd just die to w+m1 cancer anon, he's still a pyrosoldier, demo, scout and heavy shit on him just by existing, giving him more options loadout options for mobility and sidegrades isn't going to be absurd the way you think it's going to be
>>581029421same man, there really isnt much you can join nowadays
there is a weird bias against pyro buffs despite pyro being the weakest class in tf2
>>581035034only heavy actually does, the rest pyro can just deal with by forcing them to push and then pyro shits on them
>pyro can deal with soldier demo scoutuhh yeah this guy's an underaged shitter kek
>>581035906>only heavy actually doeslol>the rest pyro can just deal with by forcing them to push and then pyro shits on themlmao even
>>581033702>>581034269you don't know what you're talking about
>>581036020>>581036174yeah pyro is so cooked if he presses S into the cover of his team, which he always has btw because it's tf2, ambushes you when you chase him and airblasts every rocket
>>580996343awooga
he's going all out kek
>>581035680>weakest character in a game is also one of the most annoying to fight againstHe suffers from the same bias as grapplers in fighters.Can't receive a proper buff without people complaining.
[ faggot-watching intensifies ]x.com/TF2FaggotWatch
>>581035680spy is worsepyro is the easiest class in the game buffing pyro without making him harder to play would just make him overpowered he’s not even that bad
Pyro's base kit needs minor buffs because aspects of it are simply broken and need fixing or are underpowered. He doesn't need a PDA slot to always have access to his jetpack.
>>581034131so he just has 3 shotguns and a sandwich? sounds retarded
>pyro is the most annoying class to fight againstmeanwhile>projectile spam>sticky traps>snipers >kunai dr spies>can't push because of large sentry nests that require too much coordination for the average pub>any class that is good when pocketed
>>580946395you should use handbrake it has way more options and is way easier to make vp9 webums under 4mb with than retards or any retards fork ever did
>>581036250>*gets outdamaged and outranged by all the other power and most pick classes*>mediocre at best in CQC where he was supposed to excel at>very poor mobility and can't access those tools without sacrificing most of his damaging sidegradesI don't know what point are you trying to make.>>581036393>pyro is good when he has other 3 people on his team shooting at you at the same time
/v/an went to shit when they got rid of the password
>>581037148huntsman should get sniper to 160 health
>>581037587the point is you don't know what you're talking aboutgiving pyro free mobility isn't going to fix any of his problems, that's just a bandaid that's gonna make him more annoying
>>581038271>giving pyro free mobility isn't going to fix any of his problemsit's a start>that's just a bandaid that's gonna make him more annoyingfor a shitter like you, maybe
>>581036562baby making sex with stocking
>>581038367a start down the wrong path, because you don't know what you're talking about
>>581037587>I don't know what point are you trying to make.he speaks and argues like a little kid with no regard for what's being presented in a conversationsince this place is not child-proof, best thing to do is to just ignore his existence
Obvious samefag.
>Fix bugged flamethrower damage ramp-up>Fix reflected projectiles dealing a bajillion self-damageBoom. Fixed the mumbling devil
>>581038478Either it's bait or he joined after 2022, so it explains his retardation.
>>581039149Reflected projectiles doing increased self damage is fine imo, it punishes the pyro for fucking up an incredibly easy and rewarding mechanic, like how soldiers get punished with increased self damage if they rocket jump and there's an enemy within the AoE of their rocket.
Why do we want pyro buffs? Fuck the pyro and his playerbase
I main Soldier btw
>>581040675*xeir
COME PLAY KOGASA GUYS
>>581042996no im eatin sketti and playing viking game
>>581042996already in
is it possible to give sprays selfillum?
>>581043278in who?
>>581040675Cause I wanna topscore even harder
What's the capitol of France
>>581029704>you should shoot to boycott valve's wallets and reputation and you'll see changes immediatelyno way you actually believe this. valve is about to get another infinite money source with deadlock and won't care if tf2's already dwindling economy sales dwindle further.
>>581052937niggers in paris
>>581053758what are they doing
>>581052953>about todeadlock has been out for years
>>581053806ear cleaning asmr
b4nny.is.live.
>>581059530there's hours of xQc nopixel 5.0 gta roleplay to watch instead, which is much more enjoyable
>>581053807and it makes 0 money?
I've noticed more closet cheaters lately, which is annoying because the average player doesn't understand that you can aimbot without being a micspamming, spinning Heavy or Sniper. I did however play a game a couple of days ago in which we beat 2 cheaters on the opposing team because of the Medics and Engineer on our team which was nice.
>>581060060the only thing in the closet is you tranny
It wouldn't surprise me to find out that /tf2g/ is on a redacted list.
Redacted list...Wait, a list...The... list...'THE' list...?
>>581060718
>>581060060it's a shame modernoids are so stupid
>>581060060post plapcakes next time
>>581061235secondedfeet are garbo
>>581060060two short stacks of plapcakes please
>>581062598aye aye
>>581063801plap
>>581062598
>>581063801>>581065024plapp
>>581063801baby making sex with tristana and poppy
>>581065024timoteitimoteitimoteiii
MvM update in 2 weeksOlivia will be the main character in the new toursTrust
*turns on AC**opens a cold can of diet cola**opens a bag of pretzels**blasts Lucky Star opening music on repeat**takes antidepressants**joins casual game and instalocks into soldier*gaming time
>>581071918>still needs ADs when he has allat
>>581073565What's an allat
>entire team lost to an mge scout with 12,000 hours and a vacc medic pocketing himthere comes a point when the skill difference is so high it makes sense to just requeue
>>581002104alt with no ambient lighting: https://files.catbox.moe/7y2oot.png
leaked mvm update screenshot
>>581068807it better drop a strange shotty and flare gun....
>>581077297hyoh my goodness
>>581076929the correction levels are off the charts
>>581068807>>581076929>>581077297plap
>>581065024konata sex
>>581076929looks better colorless desu, green and blue does not mix
Haven't played since the 2020s, did volvo gave us new weapons yet?
>>581085637haha, nothe neon annihilator can crit people soaked by the gas passer now though
>>581085637none at all, korone chan...
>>581087487>>581086935Dabg that sucks, thanks for the answer anons, I shall sleep another 6 years then
>>581087894oyasumi korone chan ;3
>>581060060>enemy sniper insta flicks to a decloaking spy right behind him >sneak up on him as spy>repeatedly decloak and cloak >hacks kick in and force his aim to snap to me for half a second then back to where he was looking every time>so fast the guy doesn’t even react and keeps sniping like i’m not there I hate cheaters
>>581091795giving the turd world access to the internet has had far more disastrous consequences than the industrial revolutionimagine a world where you could call tech support and get a human being and not a robot or a poop golem
>>581092495How do you know they are 3rd worlders?
>>581076929Nice work, thanks!>>581084472>green and blue does not mixThey literally do, they're both cool colors that combine into teal dumbass
If the other team is getting absolutely demolished, then you should be forced to kick your top-scorer the same way you kick a cheater.Prove me wrong.
>>581102796I will just wait for autobalance to kick in because I'm not a stockholm syndromed casual slave
>>581102796Or the stomped team could just learn to communicate and work as a team to build Ubers and not overpush or lag behind too much
>>581104269You'll... AFK until the auto-balance dice roll in your favor after other players leave? Either braindead autist or 95 IQ ESL
>>581104991>or [things that will never happen]85 IQ idealist.
>>581105208If that's the case, sounds like the people that refuse to stop allowing themselves to be stomped should not only be vote kicked from the game, but banned from playing anything other than 2fort, Hightower, or trade_minecraft
>>581105757>sounds like the people that refuse to stop allowing themselves to be stomped What is your reasoning dumb nigga, also I am not going to agree with you that most pub stomps can be solved with "communication"
>>581105757>brown post>brown opinion
gamers then>wow, this guy is kicking my ass, I better get better!gamers now>m-mommy this guy i-is kicking my ass *sniffle* can we votekick pls what happened?
>I better get better!yeah you better get better by getting spawn-camped by a no-life 15k hour comp demo and his medic boyfriend pegging him with a medigun 24/7meaningless platitude spouting nigga
gamers then>getting face-rolled by 10k hour no-lifer Sniper platinum main>all fine and dandy I'll just get vote kick cheater to remove them from gamegamers now>get perforated by crit Minigun, rockets or pills>calls a vote kick for cheatingwhat happened?
Whats up with trade bots? You used to be able to add them and send !buy x or !sell x in friends chat now I have to send trade requests and add 40 refined myself? Wtf
gamers then>i wanna have sex with the girls from lucky stargamers now>i wanna have sex with the girls from lucky star
>>581119804trve gamer post
>>581119804Zoomers don't know Konata sadly, it would be more accurate to say:gamers then>I wanna have sex with the blue-haired girl from Lucky Stargamers now>I wanna have sex with the blue-haired girl from KonoSuba
>>581122018>Zoomers don't know KonataYou clearly have never used tiktok. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's a shit platform with awful search features, but still.
>>581120978>>581122018baby making sex with konata
>>581119804Actually me as a teen in 2008 thought Lucky Star was for faggots, and seeing guys into it made me question if they're homosexuals; Unfortunately the innocent eyes where correct, only trannies and fags like lucky star. (foids do not count)
>>580933893>>580934746I think Soldier is most glaring example because his earliest iteration was a total xenophobe. He might have been ignorant and a little comical to fit into the themes of TF2, but not so retarded he ate entire bottles of random medication and expired mayonnaise. He was basically prime-of-his-life Cotton Hill, the sort of guy to tell you America is the greatest country in history before killing you and all your friends to prove it.
>>581130238sharty larp
what's a good image to put on a sign
>>581133123
>>581133663thanks
>>581130769Just the truth from my experience, sorry it's not a positive thought of you fag-kun.
>>581134550awooogaaa....
>>581134550no problem
>>581138375oh my
>>581139152lol sister!!
>>581138375
Steam ded
pyro holds w+m1, gets one kill, then dies>ughh I hate pyros so fucking much no skill OP demoman spams 4 grenades at a chokepoint, gets 2 kills without taking a single point in damage>*crickets*
Steam live
>>581036608lmfao holy fuck what is this account even, this is hysterical https://x.com/TF2FaggotWatch/status/2099664684966133770
>>581130238>me as a teen in 2008
>>581146624teen me and unc me agree on many things, tf2 rocks... and moe anime is for women and sissies
>>581130238Sharty is 2 blocks.Take your underage larp there.
i don't even like moe anime but i'm gonna start posting it solely because it makes people like you seethe so much
>want to wear a dress to own the liberals or conservatives what the fuck are you babbling about, retard
>he's already starting to seethe without a single image postedyep issa sharty kid lul
>>581149231nice man
>Summer event ended>They forgot to add the summer maps to the casual map poollol
>>581149495I mean there's unironically only 1 good map, and it's redwood; and honestly It could go without being added
>>581150956only 4 of these are good, one is so bad it's almost making me think it's rage bait
>>581150956>jason statham as tf2 soldierlmao that's so stupid i actually wanna see it
>>581150956Pyro: Jack Black
>>581104269>I'm not a stockholm syndromed casual slave>I'll just do exactly what one would do
>>581151650nigga is painfully unfunny, it'd be best played by the current voice of pyro.
>>581152043whoever it'd be, they'd find a reason for them to not wear the gas mask after 10 min of filming
just had a dream where they added an official big titty pyro cosmetic and also you could dual wield flare guns in medieval mode
>>581155490i had a dream where i kept accidentally microwaving forks (in tf2)
>>581155490Hope your dream becomes real
Why should I care about the MVM update if they aren't going to fix the game?>dude you MIGHT be able to gamble for a strange reskin
>>581163908You shouldn't. Congratulations, you are a human being capable of reason. Life will only get worse from here.
>>581076929>>581084472i was thinking of coloring it green instead of blue, like her dress color pallet but decided against it since i thought it would take away from the idea of her using gwen's clothes
>>581164223olivia's hefty jonklers...
>>580612836Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>581165832the one inside your asshole, stop asking.
>>581165832fempyro
>>581165903Bit mean.>>581165996Not a real merc.
>>581165832Konata, we've been over this
>>581166221Also not a merc.
>>581163908The shitshow that will be high tour autists dealing with the sudden wave of MvM newbies will be hilarious
>>581163908>He’s not a Boot ChadmpNgmi
>>581165903>>581166221many are saying this
What should the next OP be?
>>581169305
>>581170861Why is his eye red?
>>581171426he awakened the sharingan
>no new promo items for tf2>ever>not even hl:alyx had anyit's free money, why are they allergic now>muh reissued poker night itemsthose are old
>>581175016I wouldn't be so bitter about no Alyx promo items if fucking CSGO didn't get them instead. Half-Life is about the last major Valve IP that has no official representation in TF2. CS items, Dota items, L4D items, Portal items, Alien Swarm items for god's sake. Fucking headcrab hat and crowbar have been on the table for YEARS.
>>581180482we got a breadcrab hat at least, right? haha...
https://x.com/ToonHive/status/2100028535104491986the engineer update is HERE
>>581180964this is an imageboard nyagger, post a screencap
>>581108976>what happened?about 2 decades passed and players who have now spent 10,000+ hours in game have gotten better than valve ever intended
I want to compare our gamer equipment.
>>581169305my dick in your mom faggot now stop asking
>>581182936
>>581152043yeah but he's literally pyro shaped
>>581184267hes more like engineer
>>581191845good image but its credibility is completely ruined by the shartjaks
>>581191845>spy can still be sniper if he's competent and does his job well
>>581192172>good imagegunslinger and huntsman don't "completely change" the way you play engibamd snipernone of the "direct upgrade if you have perfect aim" weapons are actually direct upgrades with perfect aim
>>581191845tranny imagecorrect point, but sharty ruined
>>581196360compelling argument
>>581191845Good image and I feel like the shartjaks positioned on the portside of the picture do an excellent job of accentuating the message.
>>581191845machina should be replaced with bazaar bargainmachina is a straight upgrade regardless of how well one can aim, and is actually more beneficial in the hands of those who can't aim because it gives them even stronger bodyshotsbazaar however actually does reward more skilled players
>>581196360>none of the "direct upgrade if you have perfect aim" weapons are actually direct upgrades with perfect aimdirect hit definitely isn't a direct upgrade unless you're only ever fighting 1v1 in open ground, which is a tiny minority of fights in tf2widowmaker is however a perfect upgrade over the stock shotgun if we assume perfect aim
>>581199260no, because there are situations where the shotgun is usable past the range where it does a clean 30especially if you've just recently built/repaired/upgraded something, losing a few metal per shot can quickly add up to not having a shotgunwidowmaker also doesn't return metal on disguised spies, a common target of the engi's shotgun
>>581200907yeah that's fair
>>581201387it's not actually fair, since using a shotgun to plink at pistol range is not a perfect aim scenariothe bit about the widowmaker not returning ammo on disguised spies is the only true point, but it's practically a nitpick since that exact situation happens so inconsistently - you either have a better tool at your disposal like the wrench, wrangler, or even pistol, or the spy undisguises as he attacks, which negates the downside
>>581202006if you have to change your playstyle then it's clearly not a direct upgradeit might be better overall, but it's not a drag-and-drop solutionespecially with the wrangler, your shotty is your only form of ranged damage outside of your sentry's sphere of influence (if you even have one active), hitting chase shots for 25 is your only way to open or close a fightthere's also the general problem of your metal reservewith a regular shotgun, you can go under 30 metal without thinking (sentry+tele exit, mini+dispenser, whatever might bring you under 30) and still have your shottywith the widowmaker, you must keep that breakpoint in mindyou have to change your playstyle
>>581191845>Direct Hit>Direct upgradeAnyhow the only weapon that fits this criteria is the Homewrecker, it should have never got that retarded buff for damaging Sappers since it only fucks Spy over even more.
>>581202471there's no change to the playstyle, that's how you'd optimally play it with the shotgun as wellthere's also metal literally everywhere from people dying, or from packs, or your dispenserif you're somehow distanced from all three, this is a worst case scenario where you're purposefully playing badly
>>581202894there is a difference between something being better and something being a direct upgrade
>>581202954if it's a direct upgrade unless you purposefully go out of your way to use it as poorly as possible, when the argument was that it's a direct upgrade with perfect aim (and implied perfect playstyle), it's still a direct upgrade
>>581203365i fail to see what's imperfect about a gunslinger engi dropping a mini and a dispenser in a short period of time
>>581203442I encourage you to reread what you just wrote and then think about it
>>581204101i think you still don't understand what the words "direct upgrade" meanif there's something that's a bad idea to do with the widowmaker, but not a bad idea to do with the stock shotgun...then the widowmaker isn't a direct upgradejust, like, by definitionthere's a reasonable gameplay scenario where it is not better than the alternative
>>581204295you keep ignoring the primary argument which is "assuming perfect aim"as long as you keep doing that, there's no point in continuing since you're not actually talking about what's being discussed
>>581204705i'm not ignoring perfect aimthere are things that the shotgun can do that the widowmaker can't no matter how good your aim isis the widowmaker a better choice than the shotgun if you have perfect aim?probablybut that's not what direct upgrade means
KonataOfTheHill
>>581207104It can be like Halo 3 oddball, but instead of a skull, you carry Konataand she says timotei everytime you get a kill
Hi Vipes, I know you’re using this account to harass TF2 Emporium members. Funny how your account is the one they’re not following, as well as the only account singled out.https://x.com/tf2faggotwatchYou need mental help.
>the one valve intern forced to work on MvM update when they can't copy and paste MvM maps from the workslop without breaking the match making system and jill isn't responding to any emails
Pl_phoenix is pretty fun. I like the high ceiling, some order maps could really use a ceiling increase update.
>>581210664That’s pretty based
>>581210664Good fuck emporium vermin, may they all burn in hell after they finally kill themselves. Maybe TF2 can actually be revived.
>>581213901me looking at olivia's big milkers
>>581183123Bit mean.
Opinion on pl_odyssey?
>>581216480that is not a tf2 map nigga
>>581216480I like its hidden flag easter egg. Very Teamfortressteuesque.
>>581216559Sure the theme doesn't really fit TF2 but you guys have played the map right? Whats your opinion on it?
>>581216480I'll let you know in a couple of hours. I'm finally watching The pl_odyssey on IMAX 70MM at AMC Lincoln Square :)I love payload very much. If only I had a pocket Heavy to queue it up with
>>581216480>overwatch the mapThat aside, it plays ok.
>>580616650>>580660418>>580996809>>581053758>>581060060behave
>>581221371megashupo's front-loaded shupers
>>581221160baby making sex with new kirb girl
>>581191845sniper already has poor counterplay imagine a sniper with the dead ringer Rot in hell amby hackers
>>581210664Vipes is so fucking pathetic.
I have a pretty big item to sell, rare og Halloween unusual with an effect people like. Backpack calculator says 500-600 keys, though from various sources it might be worth more. It has been appreciating steadily since I got it, it's my only unusual I ever unboxed so I kept it, but I play less now and want some cash. I don't have room for that many keys in my inv without deleting a bunch of crates or something, also I'm scared of getting banned by Valve when selling keys, so my idea was to sell the item directly for cash and send it to them via gift wrap rather than an empty trade with some message on steam like hope you have fun with it, take care of it, etc, for Halloween season or Christmas. Is this a good idea?Is my best bet to look for an interested high rep trader on the backpack cash forum, or is this too valuable for that and they'll scam me anyways? Also does going over $1000 cause any extra problems for a PayPal transaction?
>>581210664I'm not Vipes, I actually follow that faggot and I posted about him almost murdering his dad. Completely unrelated, but what's your twitter?
>>581225373Suuure you’re not him. You’ve used so many alt accounts to shit on yourself. You’re just being daring to finally shit on others too
should've known it was 404unf
>>581225373> I posted about him almost murdering his dadThat’s not the le epic win you think it is considering he was five years old when it happened. I’m sure you can dig up better dirt on him than that, like him grooming minors, something actually documented. His three victims being XeonDreams, DathTheProtogen, and Zaevie
>>581226541>something actually documentedhallucinating it from your HRT is not documentation
>>581226541Don’t forget Vipes embezzling funds from the CreatorsTF donations. That was also documented by previous CreatorsTF staff.
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>>581226735why are you still trying to push this 5 years after it was disproven, metabolic
>>581227451>>581227451>>581227451Z + 4
>>580873965>no bozo's brogues
>>581210664>harass TF2 Emporium membersBased, more people should do that.
>>581227943trvke
Whos ready to drop 30k keys on something they bought for 800 a couple years ago?
