Previous: >>581323976>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Nakayama Festa (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Mr. C.B., SSR Super Creek, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/FirmCurrent Event: Hark Back Run Forward>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Phalaenopsis (3*), SSR MatikanetannhauserNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrows
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
Tachyon LOVE
smelly umanko thread
>>581346798SEX
>gay lolcow thread
i askedi carelet me bounce on it glizzy style
>>581346917which uma would stink the worst after a race
oh good, a brap poster
Kitasan Black is so cool.
>>581346906The superior Agnes
>>581346950She was in the last thread hosting rooms and being normal. You're the one being the problem right niw.
>>581346798The OPs fucked
Digitan LOVE
>she
wahey
>>581347094of course, just ignore dramatards
>>581343261 was right after all
>>581347224Its what we deserve after all
>>581346954>trying to right some wrongs.That's the hope... oh lord I hope. At least the demo gave me some hope in the matter.>LTHThe idea was just neat, going around the country, improving the train and such, while xcom tier fights were happening. It's a neat lil "twist" on the concept.>Richtig!Huzzah!Nice Nature Desu!
>>581347094sorry I was just joking around
Rickey!
>>581347364Learn to not shit where you eat and you will have a wonderful time.
IT'S BEEN FUCKING 10 DAYS OF CONSTANT TRAINING I HAVE ONLY GOTTEN ONE ACE NO JUST ONE RUN I HAD WHERE IT GOT TO UG RANK I FOLLOWED DECKS FROM HERE VIDEOS AND EVERYTHING BUT ONLY ONE UG RANK OUT OF 10 DAYS AUTO ACES IT IS I FUCKING HATE GRAN DLIVE
>>581346978digitan or windy seem like they dont bathe..
>dramafag tries to stir shit>instantly gunned downYep, these are peak hours
>>581347505uh oh f2p melty!!!
>>581347505>I HAVE ONLY GOTTEN ONE ACEgrass wonder and tachyon eyeing you from the clanking machine asking you to do what you have to do
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>581347505this must be bait. show your deck. if its normal then you must just not be clicking the right things. are all your umas orange by the end of year one at least? thats all that matter sin year 1
>>581347364Sincerity is unprovable and open to interpretation. Decide someone is sincere if you want to make fun of them, decide they’re trolling if you want to make fun of someone else. What is true? What do you want to be true?
>>581347505Grand Live is doodoo dogshit and has insane rng but 10 days for a single ace is still suggesting that there's a skill issue involved. It shoulndt take you more than a few days per ace on average unless you are chasing a really big highroll
>>581347528Digitan 100% bathes religiously, with unscented soap. When training, if she gets low on energy one of her voicelines says she cant let her precious umamusume see her in such a disheveled state. She would be clean so her fumes would not be detectable by other umas.
>>581347557euro/aussie always have always been the best hours
>>581347094V...
>>581346798Would you fuck your nonny if you win this CM
>>581347724sad but ttue
>>581347710Digitan even takes care of Tachyon smelly ass laundry, she is a neat freak.
>>581347724Bit late for the aussies though innit
>>581346978Mejiro Palmer
>>581347505I got a fast learner med S turf S 1600 speed 1200 power in 3 runs
>>581347835Shut the fuck up, cunt.
>still 2 days until CMhuh? did they extend the time? for some reason I thought it started tomorrow
Did you know? You can post whatever you want on 4chan so long as it conforms to board and website rulesDid you also know? Topuro
Posting more sexy umas in sweaters
>>581347639>cuck halo
don't call her that
>>581347985Did you know? Fuck you
>>581347985
Uma should add more meaningful trading, to get the nazi audience on board
V and umama rule these hours
how do i get both bid and rod on a front for cm20
>>581347557sorry anon comfy hours ended last thread this was nothing but a mirage see you tomorrow at the same time
shut the FUCK up.
I'll be rooting for everyone to win this CMexcept for those running debufferseven just oneGo fuck yourself
>>581348096we should be able to sell our completed umas we dont use to other players for carats.
>>581344859>>581345000Is there a good way to build this deck? Maybe swapping some cards around?
>>581347639Stop making this shitpost with my wife.
>>581348104late SEA? Nyoticing...
Okay anons I need some help here.I still have that 1.5 anniv ticket, should I use it on any of these cards here since I still do not have SSR Smaru? Thinking about MLBing that El power
>>581348163"You can have my botted piggu trained hons for only a tenner(roll)!"Brilliant idea
>>581348171You need 2 of Creek, ZRR speed, NN wit and Sirius wit and you only have 1 borrow slot. Whatever you end up with will unfortunately end up feeling pretty bad.
drama?
>>581348142based and literally me-pilledid rather lose to 50 xoggers than 1 d*buffer
>>581348290When are you going to use El power in grand live? The upcoming cm is the final medium event. I'd just hold onto it, personally.
>>581348320Guess it's just business as usual to await for a good highrollI'll go with Creek and Sirius then, thanks anon
>>581348290id use it on either el power, or bijin/flower because theyre cute and youd appreciate seeing them show up in your runs
>>581348349do you promise to not get mad if you lose to a triple ace team with a xoguri as one of them?
>>581348343how come /uma/chan is radio silent now
>>581348142It's been a while since I got plat, since this is an unfair cm, I'm going all out (evil) just this once.
Did you know? Cheval Grand means big horse.
>>581347985Can I also post Topro OPs?
>>581348343I HATE CURREN
>>581348532Let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>581348343There are at least two clubs planning to disband at the end of the month. They could merge but they aren't very smart
>>581348532>Topuro is so cuteNo one reputable says this
>>581347680There is no point in doing so anymore, I posted my cards twice and got 3 different decks for pace and late, took the advice of clicking wit more and buying cheap from the song shop, sometimes hitting stamina during summer if I can, etc. I took a lot of advice and if I can't get it to crack more than once, it is obviously hopeless for me and I'm just going to let auto decide this cm for me because there is some secret sauce I am clearly missing.
>>581348501>drama was rampant last month>drama slowed down once the victim joined their club>there's not much drama nowadaysMust be a coincidence
>>581348652I say this.
/ourgirl/
Will we experience a completely unique meta in next scenario because somehow cygames released something waay earlier again?
>>581348501probably to avoid drama, every time they are brought up botting allegations are thrown at them
>>581348515you will die
>>581348661anon...give me steam gift cards and your full faith and I'll shit out UF aces for you
>>581348661Your parents probably suck
>UGYAAAA I'M NOT SILLY!!
>>581346917and puffy
>>581348709>t. nonreputable anon
>>581348775what if evos are delayed?
>>581348852But I am
>>581348652Being so bland and unremarkable in a cast full of interesting characters should be a crime
>>581348810Yeah I know, I have barely enough Stam to tank 1 debuff
>>581348490yes, as long as my umas are allowed to race to their ability, if they lose that way i was just worse, or had bad rng. i hate anyone elses spells that affect my umas. >>581348515well just dont make a habit of it
>>581343545>>581343979>>581344025Also forgot to ask. What about those pal cards? Are they a flex option or am I better off running speed/wit in it's place for now?Also do I run power cards if I'm going pace/late/end?
>>581348685we should shitpost /uma/club, as a treat
>>581348906
hey
>>581348775If blaze brian is released earlier arima kino suddenly becomes a rim ma ass
>Swinging Maestro>ASS>777>Standing Byis this good enough?
>>581348775likely not, cygames has so far only brought changes forward from full anni to half anni for global so our next significant balance patch would be around 2.5 anni
>>581348951pal cards are for whalesjust borrow them. borrow the one that matches each scenario.
Centerchads... it's time to remind them where we stand.
>>581348934But her tits left a mark on me
>>581349060Standing By feels unreliable
>>581348934>Being so bland and unremarkable in a cast full of interesting characters should be a crimebut enough about oguri and rudolf
>>581348852>>581348928Sillyposter love <3
>>581349149sexo
>>581349060you may get positionally screwed out of standing by proc depending on the lobby
>>581349171it literally says "activates midrace" unless skills have hidden independent wit check values it should always**** activate if you pass the wit check like any other midrace skill
>>581349060
>>581349212
>>581348734everyone everywhere at all times likes neicha anyway.
>>581348951Scenarios in uma are designed for you to have one of your slots locked to whatever pal card they force you to pull on. For example right now in Grand Concert the scenario is designed for you to have Light hello in the deck who will literally give you song token surrency. Light Hello is then absolutely worthless in the next scenario (Grand Masters), because there's obviously different mechanics and currencies. Trackblazer and URA didn't have them but Unity for example is much more difficult without Riko Kashimoto.>do I run power cardsthe best power cards are ok at best and the first one actively worth pulling for is the nishino flower power card late 2027. Similar situation to guts.
>>581349060Levelheaded is better than standing by
>>581349212silliusposter is my favorite thread personality. we should all strive to be more like silliusposter
ulala.....
I guess they never miss huh
>>581349171>>581349256>>581349298my other rec options are>Levelheaded>Shake it out
>>581349171probably because it is
>need to take a shit>if I go now I'll miss my shoeswaiting...
>>581348934yeah sorry she doesn't have a million racewear jingly jangly things like Yanko or Ai. She only one won G1 and she had to fight like hell for that one. She's not a mary sue, she's a side character. She tried her very hardest, got very little reward for it, and felt bad because a lot of people were rooting for her and she couldn't deliver.
>>581349278there's one hidden condition
>>581349468bring your fucking fone retard
>>581323323Brian releases just after Arima CMI'm so fucking pissed
>>581347905Yeah the registration period is longer now for uhhh reasons
Don't think, just act and KILL EM
>>581349441there's like 3 silly posterssirius is not exactly a very unpopular uma
>>581349478That's cool and all but that all applies to stay gold who's infinitely a better character
>>581349212>>581349441Is it multiple guys or one autist with multiple devices posting the fraud? I can never tell
>>581349023Not really since the meta for Arima is already front which is the ultimate counter to Blaze Brian
>>581349460Soft Step might as well be guaranteed to proc on backliners unless you find yourself in a 8 front lobby
>>581349478Yeah she sucks and her tits arent even that great given that there's plenty of better cows in the game. I guess there's people out there that'd even love a loser like her though.
>>581349685they're just being silly
>>581347835well yeah, why do you think comfy hours are ending aside from the burgers waking up
>>581349641At least the biggest damage they've done is to eat the image slots, so I'll allow them
>>581349685too big
Stop liking niche umas and start gooning to Agnes Tachyon like 90% of uma larpers do
>>581349817true....
>>581349645Stay Gold ran literally 50 races. Over double what Kitasan Black ran. Artificially popular uma whose visual and character design is a ripoff of Kino. Get that trash out of my fucking face.
IT'S A NEW DAY
Imagine skipping an anni uma
>>581349912>character design is a ripoff of KinoAdded to pull plan
Can you post THAT PICTURE of future support cards
1 fan...me!
>>581349912Digitan wouldn't say this but I guess it makes sense considering you're using slop for your post.
day 1 bros WW@?
that 14 minute ayabe ntr compilation on iwara got me cumming hard
>>581349896>gooning to tachyonBut tachytroons don't like gooning or anything sexual
UMAYON BROS... OUR EXODIA IS COMPLETE
>>581349912
Man I love seeing my club spam Urara and sniff shoesOHAYO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Shoe pvp was brutal today
>>581350050I missed a day from a drunken coma...
>>581350054link?
>>581349693What is the point of posting a tier list that is 70% full of umas we don't have?
>>581350018I am because I'm poorI'll probably get her chink alt
>>581350049Digitan HATES Stego. Canon. Whupped her fucking ass.
>>581349460levelheaded is fine if it's your only other optionshake only if you already have something like pump/moving/nimble so it has a chance of instantly activating
>>581350141my club bullied me with 3 be on time flash stickers....
>NTR posting ban is slightly loosen for now>immediately starts gaslighting NTR banner like back in MANTNoticing...
>>581350018I MLB'd her card, that's enough NTR for me.
>>581350141does anyone have more of these sorts of images
RICHMILIANEREMI BOMBOOOOOO
>>581350181Check how our near future umas compare to the far future umas dummy
>double oonige + pace is overperformingwhat
>>581350329
TODAY
>>581349896agnes gets the most porn made of her thoughever so I still jerk off to her, even if I prefer other umas. sometimes you have to settle for what you have.
do they ever release a welfare ssr that is better than all the sr cards in its class? (speed etc)
>>581350436can you post the undistorted version
>>581350403>my strat is underperformerWell, as it's namesake...I'll just gamble
>>581350230>Digitan HATES Stego.No she doesn't. She thought Stego was glaring at her and thought it was fanservice and nearly faints when Stego approaches her to get her involved in the group BBQ.
>>581350469Ardan Speed is already better than all speed SR cards out rn in many cases
look at this hag
>>581350469Arguably haru guts
>>581350524no
>>581350546you have to select an uma of your team so it shows you what comp is better
>>581350181Look at where Blaze Brian is in both tierlist. She didn't get buffed or anything but she was shit for 2024 Arima CM and top tier in 2025The reason is because in 2024 fronts was the meta and in 2025 they were shit. Blaze Brian literally can't use her gold accel if she didn't catch up to the fronts during the mid-race that's why she was shit in 2024
>>581350592CUTE!
>>581350592I'm looking
>>581350403nothing overperforms compared to hog double nigger at a FUCKING 50%
>>581350447I LOVE
>>581350403>my team comp doesnt even appear here
>>581350403pace / end / debuffer eh...
>>581350626Oh I thought that was strats in generalWell I won't see my girls or I'll get demoralized and get cold feet, I'll just rawdog this cm and hope for the best
Unbricked
>>581350447>>581350727cho berry good
>>581350727OLDER WOMEN
>>581349896i goon to agnes tachyon because shes one of the pantyhose umas. simple as.
umazuri
>>581350868i have a feeling it will be an ok card for auto mode, but still get mogged by digitan sr for power spark farming
>>581350929she is 17 THOUGH
>>581349896I can't goon to OOC NSFW art
>>58135103517 season 4, nigga
>>581350403>more endxogs than pacexogsUhhh bros I thought casuals couldn't care enough to transform xog into end????
>>581351041Holy autism
>>581350668
>>581350403>bwo everyone should choose a style and only build umas of that style>3 pace 3 late is underperforming
>>581351129>he thinks casuals are feeding data to hakuraku
>>581349896i can't stop calling her reddit tachyon so i immediately go flaccid when i see her
>>581351183not this scenario, but in future scenarios where better skills are accesible and statlines are easoer to hit
>>581351164ayo whose mom is this
day1 GAWDS
>>581350561
>>581351303RIGHT HERE GWOCHACHO
>>581351183I thought it was always a matter of main one style and get all the good shit and umas for that style, and sub another just in case in which you get only the umas, the staples and borrow something else
tachyon's only purpose is to justify giant uma art through mysterious scientific deus ex machinas>oh noooo tachyon made a chemical that makes umas 200 feet tall oh nooooo
>>581351183you need a substyle though
>>581351426This is why you don't get too personal with your trainee or at least don't reveal sensitive information regarding yourself.
>>581351346Stego HATE.
>>581351276Except front and like pace in sprint, using 3 umas of a style is almost never meta
>>581351426Am I in danger of being bullied? I'm very insecure about my relationship status...
>>581345804 >>581347341>Mixed reviews>Negative reviews are mostly (all?) from retards openly admitting that they only ever played the second game, which plays VERY different to the originalLmao I love retarded people that can't fucking read destroying a review score for selfish bullshit
>>581351257You can't possibly be serious.
>>581351518Too late I already gave her a spare key
>>581351576holy shit is that Reddit Tachyon????
>>581351257I have a similar problem with Sirius
>>581351426cum bucket d'or
>>581351426What's with all these retarded newgen trainers that don't wear the fake rings and lie about being married like they're supposed to? That's the first thing they teach you in trainer school
nin nin
>>581351183Do not notice saar
>>581351598that was a Bad Move
>>581351473oh nyoooo tachyon made a chemical that made my trainee's feet SUPER smelly nyooooo
>>581351632NYOOOO
>>581351473Look what she needs to mimic a fraction of our power.
>>581351473trvkeand breast expansion and all other fetishes you can think of
>>581351721stop making me want to post izuna
>>581351598You NEVER give your trainee a spare key you dumbass. Do you have any idea what you've done
>>581351257it can't be helped
>>581351303
>>581351473Oh no tachyon made a chemical that made my trainees pits super sweaty noooooo
>>581351183good skills usually require you to be in a position range and running 3 of something can push one of your aces out of position (late avoids this usually but debuffers are fucking with them a lot this cm since they are ran as lates and take the backline spots) you can improve consistency a lot by having a flex spot as a meta call. ex: running an oonigger to steal angling, a late/end debuffer if you arent running backliners, a solid pace chaser if you are running 2 fronts
How do I stop skinwalkers from taking my body
>>581351784based
Can someone post the natie teio screencap please? I downloaded the fuckig thumbnail
>>581351929I simply cope with the debuff spam by running triple late. I have more often than not seen my umas be 3rd 4th and 5th mid race, so I didnt bother with pump either. Inshallah one of them will hit and proce MPB and nimble nav off of the other
>>581351953You change yourself so they can only be like your old self
>>581351953avatarfagging is a noob trap if you stop avatarfagging you become ungovernable
>>581351953Shoot it. I don't know why people seem to think cryptids are invulnerable to firearms.
7 and I'll die.Tell Super Creek that I love her.
>>581351929>running an ooniggerThis literally doesn't work anymore since Virgo 1, ooniger will literally make the front or pace pace up and they will take the first position in mid-race with a gigantic lead
>>581351532>I'm very insecure about my relationship statusBut you're already a trainer
AIEEEE DANCHOU DON'T LOOK
>>581351721rim rim
>>581352239give me your tp if you arent going to fucking use it
>>581352104
is it bouquet propaganda hours already?
>>581351183yeah>your style>double debufferdone
I will cry about skinwalkers impersonationg me but I WOULD NEVER change my own behavior
>>581352425I hope
>>581348020
So Tracen doesn't mean toreuma matchmaking center?
I want to kiss my trainee
why the fuck is it still 54 hours until round 1 starts?the registration went up like 3 days ago already
>>581351784CONFUSION SPOTTED
>>581351041Post IC NSFW
mayonegg
>>581352670It can, but there are only male trainers currently available, sorry
Urara love
I hate how many metafags this game hasPeople will literally use the XOguri+2 debuffers and call it a day
RomD
>>581351716I imagine many think its an outdated lesson and not really needed, perhaps even a bit silly really. After all they're just working with cute horse girls who just want to run. Unfortunately reality often hits after a month or so and by then they can't just put on a ring and say they already have a wife after they've pretty much shared everything about themselves unless they want to be caught in a web of lies.
>>581352339i dont like this
>>581352758It got banned by Cygames last week
>>581352646
>>581352794Ulala doesn't act like that
how does the larc career work for dirt umas when larc is turf? are they just fucked?
>>581352549curren RAPE
>>581352991nyup
>>581352973not in front of you, at least
>>581352872if the hakuraku difference was like 40 vs 30% other styles I'd probably trybut if it's 30% vs 50% why the fuck would I try
>>581352872This is what happens when you gate pulls/pull currency behind PvP. Not only will you have to compete with minmaxing niggas who do it for the love of the game (lol) but also with niggas who don't want to "feel" scammed by missing out on 20 carats
I love my genius wife!
>>581352872yes and?people want to win?in your game?no way
>>581352757holy smokes its actually her
>>581352794When the uncut coke hits just right
>>581353079cheating whore(you, not pandora)
Great run with great inspos EXCEPT for the one I need. I'm just going to give up on Mile CM. I'll do absolutely bare minimum and hope for the best. I should probably go independent train debuffers since I can't find my old ones I used for the dirt CM.
>>581352771Ugh... that guy, he's going to the gym lately. His protruding pecs are starting to get noticeable too, even the other umas are starting to notice. Very very disrespectful. Why are male trainers like this?
>>581352872>competition exists>people play around to figure out the most optimal strategy to win competition>AIEEEEEE WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE PLAY THE MOST OPTIMAL STRATEGIESRetard and loser
so pure
gulp
>>581353079your genius wife looks like a whore
>>581353195maybe don't be a retarded mutating faggot and use the dozens of actual mile Uma?
>>581353281Flash puts up with this dumb orb and I don't know how she stays sane
>>581353242Ugh, textbook male toxicity!
>>581353281Falcuck...
~29 hours
>>581353281falco looks naked without the ribbons on her hair. put them back.
>>581353379stop denying stegoCHAD his sovl
>>581353390She's the one fucking her trainer
>>581353316You can be a whore and a genuis...
You guys keep talking about rape, but which umatore relationship is the HEALTHIEST one?
>>581353287>keen sense of smellDo they know?
>>581353379Maybe speak English better
>>581352339I love this, thank you
>>581353575stop talking about yourself in 3rd person you platless shitter >>581353639maybe learn how to read.
>>581353639nO, yOu
>>581353626hishiama, inari, tama, nakayama, digitan
>>581353464my glorious totally 100% american KING...
>>581353626everyone with yellow to red at the to0 left side
Lobby??4366849543668495
>>581353145That tl misses the entire point of the comic calling it Golden Week instead of GW
>>581351716This is how you fail your trainee career's or not making the best out of her.You shouldn't leave your trainee this pent up, you should be able to satisfy her needs so she can race and train better, keeping her mood up.Athletes produce lots of hormones and they have huge sexual needs.You don't really want her to find a bf because she would end up being distracted by him and being too busy hanging out with him, or getting in trouble because he might get jealous of you being too close with her and spending so much time with her.Remember you will pass 3 (THREE) years with her, it's a lot of time.
>>581353632Yeah...
>>581353626Machitan or Sky.
>>581353626>he thinks rape between a couple is not healthyretard
>>581351716akikawa banned fake rings and lying about marriage 3 years ago for "integrity" reasons unc
>slow metabolism at the end of junior year>refuses to cure itself until summerThis could've been a god tier run...
>>581353954So that's why...
>>581353626not my top spot but i recently read nishino flower's career, it's very wholesome how her trainer grows as a person alongside her
>>581353626Ines Fujin is literally just your bro. She'd let you hit it after work and wouldn't catch feelings.
>>581353626opera literally gives you an engagement ring
>>581354298Brozone isn't healthy.
>>581353903Rip... no one joining
>>581353923
>>581350403please uses the updated simdata tab for more accurate results
>>581354414Fine, I'll join ur DUMB lobby
>>581353934No one's stopping you from getting closer to your trainee for "performance" reasons, but don't be surprised when you end up as another rape statistic when her instincts eventually kick in. And remember, no one can help you when that happens because Big T will always sweep it under the rug
>>581354396Tracen is for raising a winning athlete, not grooming a future wife. Brozone lets you focus on training and not rape.
>>581353268chinese post. you probably train seuin sky.
>>581354743gottim
>>581354396no one says this. not even you.
>>581354631What if i actually want to end up as another rape statistic?
>>581354894i never understood the hypno app meme. wouldnt you hypnotize yourself just by opening it?
>>581354428Devilish...
>>581352872those people dont understand the concept of sovl and never will, theres no point trying to make them understand. deep down when they win they feel that tinge of guilt and know they didnt really deserve it though
Ty for joining bros!
>>581354414>>581355024I should be ok as long as I don't come across any xOguris or debuffers, thanks for hosting
>>581354943Then you go to Germany
>>581355024>air groove>special week>hishi amazon>tamamo cross>eishin flash>narita brianKEK what is wrong with you losers?
>>581355024>Brian late started>Dober whiffed uma stan>Flash whiffed MPBI hope my luck in the actual cm is better god damn.Thanks for the lobby and gl to the both of you
>>581355149Sowl lobby you wouldnt get it
bros a ningen woman wants to date me, what do? I'm already dating my uma and cheating on her with hello
4 and I'll kill myself
>>581354958Click it and then turn your phone around really quickly, I guess.
>>581355253Persistence is key.
>>581355149Bro ur soul? ur oshi?
>>581355253its only cheating if both are the same specie
>>581355328makotomaxxing it is
>>581355335>>581355243gigakek you fucking retards. does "sovl" mean making less carets? im not a pig so my pay plan includes winning every CM. i bet youre american.
>>581352757>>581353110AKSHUALLY THAT'S BRIDGE COMP
>>581355481>festait's ok just ditch that bum lmao
>>581353176We split amicably
>>5813552757 and you get better mentally, physically, and financially.
>>581353626I don't even see my wife on here
>Stop chasing Light Hello in junior year and instead bumrush Kita friendship.>Get this.Why do I even bring Bitch Hello at things point?
>>581355517>bragging about being brown
>enter pastry competition>know what the judges like so train yourself to do that>know the optimal strategies, ingredients, parameters to make the most perfect pastry to win the contest>second place>first place used a different method than the usual, which usually loses, but this time he won with his favorite recipe>everyone claps>except last place>last place throws a tantrum>AIIIEEEEE YOU GOT NO SOVL YOU'RE ALL DRONES YOU DIDN'T DESERVE IT>he made mac and cheese
>>581355517um actually u spent 30k on oguri and i didn't so i have more carats than you
>>581355630Let's see the end of the career
>>581355632not brown at all kek>>581355705got her in an ez 10 pull actually keep trying
>>581355694mac and cheese is good though
>>581355694>food analogy
>>581355517Show your plat kokujin
>>581355694Uma musume?
>>581355630you only click on hello on bad turns you don't really chase her
>>581355694What did you make
>>581355543is that her JP name
>>581355818>food analogy haterOf course the caviar "enjoyer" would be a fart sniffer
>>581355517Less carrots?
>>581355694RetardWould you import someone who doesn't even speak your language to play for the team or raise up one of your fellow countrymen to take home gold?
>>581355807It is but it's not a mac and cheese contest of course you're gonna lose>>581355992I'll use the one with better results, obviously
>>581355975gg lucker now do it again
>>581355694>food analogy>make it wrong on purpose
>>581355694let's not kid ourselves here, building xogger + dom dom is like cooking unseasoned chicken with a side of minute rice
>>581355818>>581356024>>581356167What's wrong with food analogies?
>>581356194yes, and the only reason it wins is because the judges are biased towards it (cyge wanting to wank oguri)
>>581356194wytrainas dont season they umas
Why build anything when you can just get lucky?
>>581356247it's a thing people say to make fun of burgers and /v/ because they can't make an argument without resorting to food analogies
>>581356158An oshi player only has to get lucky once, xOg players have to get lucky always
Don't reply to me nigger
>>581356337Technically the Oshi player has to get lucky at least 7 times
>>581351953Become a skinwalker yourself
>>581356457fuck off mambonigger doesnt your club need more fans?
>>581356247you have to make them properly if you want to use this argument.You shouldn't compare pastry competition with horse racing. One is about taste, the other is about getting first in the line by yourself, with no judges.
>>581356561
>>581356561>mamboit hasn't been a mambo club for a long time
>>581356283
>>581356294shieeeeeet
>be warned about the xog by everyone>thread mocks them saying it won't last that long>thread insists evo skills will kill the xog>thread claims evo skills will come earlier>thread laughs at the xog and xog pullers>every single cm xog can win it dominates>now all they can do is complain and bitch aroundHer game now
>>581356768trainer's genes didn't even fucking try goddamn
>>581356871>now2 more cms bitch
>>581356958Why? Uma genes are too powerful and already perfect
>>581356768How do I get this irl
it makes me happy when I see someone post an image I was the first one to post
>enter burger competition>3 years foresight on what the judges like>follow recipe from world-famous chef on youtube>second place>first place used their favorite sauce and patties>everyone claps>second place throws a tantrum>AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE YOU LUCKED OUT CHICKEN PATTIES ARE SUBOPTIMAL YOU DIDN'T DESERVE IT>enters the same burger the next competition too but with more lettuce
Rice sex
>>581356871>rolled for Tamamo Cross festival>got XOGI dont think it's not soul to use character you just rolled bwos...
>>581356768
>>581357083>food analogy
CM23
The hats prevent the government from reprogramming their brains with radio waves.
>>581357083burger foot lettuce haha!!!!
STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IT MAKES ME HUNGRY AND I CANNOT EAT RN
xog xog xog xog xogXOG DEEZ NUTZ FUCKERS
>>581357273
I'm already out of tpyou wanna jong?
I bond burgered your oshi last night
>>581357456fastbro... just have another cup of coffee...
>>581357385then why are their antennae (ears) exposed? are they stupid?
>>581357456>AND I CANNOT EAT RNLmao are you a woman or something?
>>581357401sneethe
>>581356583Ok, try these ones>basketball match but the loser team tries and fails trickshots instead of scoring>boxing match where the loser wanted to dance and got the shit beaten out of him>tri-athlon but the loser complains they didn't let him contemplate the sceneryBut no matter what analogy is used, you will never be satisfied because you think being a bitch about a competitive game while being a loser without self reflection is fine, and anyone doing what's proven to win the competition, the whole point of the competitive aspect of the game, are bad
>enter a food competition>3 years foresight on which foods taste the best>snack on everything>AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE SPACE IN MY STOMACH FOR THE ACTUAL GOOD FOOD>continue to do in every competition after
mmmmmmm thinking aboutle fast foods
This has to be the fattest fucking general by a large margin
>win a g1 race>the most hypest most important races that exist>dont get mood upthis is stupid if she wins a g1 she should be VERY happy and it should happen every time
>enter burger eating competition >win
7 and you all have to order and eat three 4-cheese whoppers
>>581357401>no hog, seiun or vobo on sight
>>581357732Fuck you I'm trying
>>581357505nobody said yes but I will attempt a room anywayMajsoul Friends Room 91382(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91382
>>581357732Wrong, I'm on a GLP-1 now.
>>581356283>>581356768>>581357273>>581357501Do you have something against me?Do you feel pleasure in torturing people like me?
Does anyone bother with I Wanna Win With YouIts such a tiny duration and completely random if it lands where it needs to be
>>581357624>i'm going to exaggerate the opposite point so i'm right
>lazy bum in real life>ultra competitive in silly gacha gameMake it make sense, seatards
>>581357780the competition in question being held at my trainer dorm, without an audience, and the burger having my dick in between
>>581357732I'm doing pretty good these days but it is a constant battle. Started doing bike interval training in preparation for ski season though, so I'm burning a lot more than I was.
>enter an eating competition>doesn't matter what prize I get at the end or division I end up in, I got to eat for free
Is that a burger in your pocket or you're just happy to see me?
>>581357924Gayming is fun and easy to be a retard aboutReal life work is hard and not fun to be a retard about
oshigamers i think fail to realize that part of what makes winning with your favorite satisfying IS beating the metachasers. You need eachother, and should totally like, kiss and hold hands...
>>581357624Everytime this argument pops up this video comes to mind, and it makes me think how someone probably looked at this and thought it was cool without a hint of irony
>>581357903silly nonny, you're not supposed to take that skill everonly scenario skills that have ever been worth using during their cycle were ignited speed/pwr/wit, and racing stam
>>581357602no you dummy, i'm on a diet, i cannot just eat randomly, it will fuck up my schedule.
Bros I just did my first 20min on a cross trainer with a heart rate monitor. I dont wanna be a fat fuck. I will lose weight and be healthier!
>enter food competition>don't bring any food>don't know how to cook>begin erp with another contestants>shit on the floor>laugh at everyone>competition?
Teiobro please calm down
i need to be fat to be strong otherwise my lifts will go down...
>>581357857sorry i just love vodka that's all
NOBODY WANTS TO JONG
Next thread will be butter
>>581358039would jordan let me cum inside if i tell her that it's her fault that i'm so pent up?
>They don't know that I killed one of the judges and replaced him just so I can snack on some good shit for free
>>581358062damn that looks cool...
>>581358150stop coping fattywhy do you need to lift THAT strong
>enter burger competition>3 years foresight on what the judges like>follow recipe from world-famous chef on youtube>look at the other contestants dishes>eat all of them>the other chefs throw a tantrum>AAAIIIIEEEEEEE YOU CANT JUST EAT MY STUFF WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED!!>i wasn't even registered
>Try the new Umayuru card>Sturm Und Drag!>Skill event never triggered>Card fucked off until end of senior year>1000 power with a power card in my deckI was all excited too. Back to 3 speed instead of 2 speed 1 pow
>chad tard
>>581358224I guess I'm invisible to you, huh.....
>>581358097Aw c'mon anon just one little bite. 4 and you gotta eat something good and then you can go back on your diet :)
>>581358358I MEANT A WHOLE LOBBY
is it weird that all this talk about food is not only making me hungry, but incredibly horny as well?
>>581358485teiobro...
>>581358274Next thread will be burgers
shut the FUCK up about food.
I like cheeseburgers
>enter cooking competition>3 years foresight on what the judges will be like>know how futile it would be to compete when the judges are paid off>enter the comfy cooking competition next door instead>have fun
>>581358485ogurin...
>>581358358I see you bwo, how are u?
>>581358570Falco LOVES eating dirt. It is known.
>>581358625I've been better
>chasing 30 mg adderall with my third cup of coffeebrain is finally activating. time to game.
Enough about burgers, what about steaks?
we'll try jong later......
I like this generalyou guys are alrightlet's get burgers sometimeswith a side of large fries and soda (no diet). And wings + nuggets with wraps and mash gravy.Honey biscuit for dessert
>>581358730Steaks are worse
>>581358730I had some really good steaks in Ireland a few years back.
>>581358730I making stewed potatoes with cabbage
>>581358807>>581358814eirebros...
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse
7 and I'll die (food poisoning)
>>581358730I'm gonna be going to my usual AYCE gaucho steakhouse because I've got some unused dining credit on my amex for this month. Weirdly, the grilled pineapple is better than any of the meat.
>>581358485Same and I don't care anymore I'm gonna cave to my carnal desires and go jork it to air groove. Afterwards I'll pan sear some chicken or something
ITS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJlqOd_uUM
>>581358995I wish I had wedding groove
>>581358995good choice
>>581357928The thing everyone knew was going to happen is indeed going to happen
>>581358659I too love eating dirt(ers) (out)
>>581358995>pan sear some chickenwytrainer nyooooo at least season it first!! get some old bays!!!
>>581358950>gaucho steakhousebased, aproveita e come até não poder mais
>>5813589417 and you cook 4 me (plz dont poison the food)
https://youtube.com/shorts/zHCrVO5Uzdo?si=fY6btuLQPHXI8Eyy
>>581359146indeed. I used to love Fogo before it got bought out and they faded the quality. The place I go now is solid quality. Churrascarias are awesome.
>>581359212Kita-chan...
>>581358878Actually I'm having pita bread stuffed with fried chicken breast in Avjar
>>581357624>basketball match but the coach scouted his favourite players instead of the best>boxing match but the coach scouted his favourite boxer instead of the best.>triathlon but the coach scouted his favourite athlete instead of the best There. I fixed all your shitty analogies.I fucking hate analogies
>>581359146the things I would DO for a good churras+chimas combo right now...
imagine being so fat that you look at horse girls and see food
sex seven
>>581359530Dobson...
>>581359575I'd seriously pound Helios into the bed like crazy you have no idea. Okay thats my last hornypost
>>581359530seafood... yum...
>>581357850I look like this by the way
>>581359771hi lol
6 months ago or something someone here said "stop talking about sloptubers it makes me think of mashed potatoes" and it lives in my head rent free now
Palmer > Helios.I'm not sorry.
>>581359717Many would do this, it's not exactly a novel idea. personally I want to do much worse things to her though
>>581359829hi
Fukukitaru is lowkey hot.
Comfy hours over
>>581359717NOT MINE THOI would also like to bed Helios.
Which uma acts pure but is actually a huge closet slut
>>581359771do you have fat thighs and wear tights too? very important
>>581360007AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG-GUYS SHE REPLIEDWHAT I'M GOING TO DOOO???
normal vs with V
i am smarter than everyone else.
Which thread personality owes me sex?
Allen...
Why the chinese insist in copying only the Oguri plushie?
>>581360581The thread freak
>>581360815danchou...
>>581360324is V really that nice?he seems an obnoxious schizo in the threadgenuine question
>>581360901yes he is a schizo
>>581360901>is V really that nice?how would you know you will never be his uma gf lol
>>581361072>he
>>581360901SEA schizos are generally chill and nice to talk to if they have a name attached to their messages but for some reason anonimty flips their switch and you only see their bad side on here.
>>581361214>has
>>581361072yes to him being nice?>>581361210;(
>>581361229The only people I consider chill here are the ones who I can't identify
>>581361302>no
>>581360279Calm the fuck down this is your chance to score, say something cool about her appearance and invite her to eat
>>581361210>implying normal well adjusted people would want tolol
how long until xog's reign ends?
>>581361680the moment this CM ends
rainbows fucking disappeared
>Use all 5 borrows.>Only one made it to the end>Worse than my current ace.I accept that two of those got glued because of my own greed but I'm still mad!I was gonna run rooms but now I'm not gonna.
>>581361623>style
>>581361395yep that's ME baby. I'm chill as fuck !
>>581361771She will still be top meta for the first GM CM
>>581361965everyone not gay will be rolling kitablanco
Do you even like tomboys?
>>581362134I do
>>581362134I like the idea of Uncle Tom's Cabin
>>581362106And they will use her+XOg
>>581362106double banners where i like both are good value. i roll until i get either one which means my duplicate chance is reduced.
>>581360209Stay Gold definitely would not fuck around and it's sad people get that from her.
>Smash head through wall trying to field a XOg better than a fucking SS+, two UG5s are literally only within margins of error faster/slower >Finally get all the pieces of Exodia assembled, Medium S, After-School Stroll, two reliable midrace white heals, speed cap with durable stamguts, even Fall Runner, Right-Handed, and Kyoto Racecourse landing>Fuckall for skill selection after that, no midrace skills to get, can only piss away 300sp on doubled up greens and then 110 more for fucking Tether>Still almost two and a half lengths stronger than anything else i could bang out in two daysthats iti cant afford to do more runs i need to make two more aces because i wanna actually have fun with two mare umamusume representing my team in the QEII Cup CMIts a miracle i at least had KSB and CB finish their event chains, but i kept getting so much energy i couldn't justify doing 2 more Light Hello rests...I like the Tether there honestly because it's like a karmic mark for running the most meta of meta XOgs even though i didnt even plan on fielding double dominators...
>>581362134
>Wake up, we are here.>Why are you shaking?>Are you okay? Wakeup!
>>581362461Another white woman jump scare!
we should do an /uma/ guild when WoW Forever comes out
>>581362319>you become her traveling companion around the world after altering fate and saving her friends>would fuck aroundyeah you are right these niggas did not read her career
>>581362350you don't need to cap speed
>>581362595Yeah no shit. These retards make tierlist to farm attention
>>581362559you can try making more bros outside of this generalit's more fun too
>>581362595>>581362697Maybe they are cucks and like it if their girlfriend fuck around?
>>581362559>blizzardslop
>>581362763You're my friend though...
>>581362820They might even be Brown and or from Southeast Asia
>>581362559>nu-blizz garbageno thank you and fuck offill gladly join if you make a guild on a private server worth a shit tho, but I sure as hell wont pay for classic+ blizzard edition lmao
>>581362559sure thing bwo it looks fun. ill be trying it. i used to play ascension wow but...
uma fuck
Is NOW a time for jong?
>>581363251No.
>>581363251it's always jong time
anyway to contact this 34 guy on /uma/club?
>>581363251yeah...............
i hate everything except umamusumes
>>581363484Flash...it's more than a toi toi...
>>581363646>he doesnt know
Doko
>>581363796host one yourself perchance
I like this a lot
>>581363535mambwo, don't hate your club and dacchis...
oh, ok......... thank you ..........
>>581363907Satono cow....
>girl...friend?>huh?>why?>But trainer-san...>you said that you cherished me...>even thought you said that, you...>why...?
Where'd everybody go? Mahjong?
>>581363484
Reminder that trainers have RIGHTS and your trainee have NO POWERS over you.
>>581364645Me? I'm playing Motto! Haramase! Honoo no Oppai Isekai Oppai Spy Gakuen!™
>>581364645i'm working on my other screen nigga we can shitpost later
>>581364726Uh huh and these lovely ladies surely have no ulterior motives?
>>581364726Yeah sure bud
>absolute horseshit run, senior year triple rainbow never ever, tempting to glue>hmm what if i get good sparks? almost at the end anyway>I fuckig knew it
>>581364726Sure bud
>>581364967>absolute horseshit run, senior year triple rainbow never ever, tempting to glueDo you often glue runs in senior year? Also, what club are you in?
is Urara w faps?
>>581364881MarriageMarriageMarriageMarriageMarriageI'll gladly take whoever kidnaps me first
I immediately glue in Junior year if I don't get 5 songs before Classic
5 borrows hit give up 5 times before senior summer year again
ugh fine FINE I guess I'll start training my aces
>>581365152That's not Urara. That's maybe her cousin or something
>>581364881scarlet gets cucked by curren in fan fest and does nothing about it
>>581364967You don't need that much stamina on XOguri, get a third speed card assuming you're using 2spe 2wit 1sta
after 15+ careers with not a single Medium aptitude inheritance, Ive finally been blessed with a run that received THREE Medium aptitude inherits. Surely now with my S+++ Medium uma my opponents will stand no chance
neicha a qt
this is a 13 years old
>>581366109>fuku screams I'm sorry as she rapes her trainer
>>581366180out of 10!
>>581366190If she also cries I'll marry the uma
>>581366180out of 10she would be pregnant before senior year
Many still cannot tell which of these cards is the better wit card
orenjis
rare pre summer 7+1
>>581364881Wife squad. And Daiwa Scarlet is there, too!
>>581366520finemo is the better highroll cardcurren chang is consistent good wit output but doesnt help as much when not on wit
>>581366520trick question when the real answer is teio wit
Next CM? You guessed it, ogurislop
Ugly tranny
>>581366932that use a gaslightsim that isnt bugged and has the hog proc unique from a skill that drains stam instead of restoring it
>>581366932you mean oguriKINO
>>581367018cute boy
good morning
you think she'd look good with her tounge out? in open leauge
new vibrator arrived
I lost to Dia again.
>>581367253it's evening silly
>>581366932Stop using the old umalator. That said triple 7s still procs around the 3rd corner so xog still isn't out of the picture yet, especially late surger xog with her stam surplus + claw forward
>>581367253morning cutie
I just realized that I'm learning so few songs in junior because I can't get rainbows fast enough due to shit cards.
>>581367190>prostitute>fat
spamming slop again are we
>>581367340nyop>>581367365hi hello
When horses begin to arrive in France for upcoming L'arc?
>>581367398and then you realize oguri wit is the best borrow card for GL because it speeds up rainbows with 1 training for all
>>581367534yuh uh
for a second i thought this said golshi was dreaming of mcqueen's sweaty socks...
>>581366734You do not often want your wit cards to not be on wit>>581366882So close, but we have a better stat stick now in the form of Oguri
why does she do this pose
>>581367627your TE?
>>581367605>yurislop
>>581367621
>>581367528we love slop here
>>581367678channeling qi through her meridians
>>581367821
>>581367735TE is very cool!An off spec card going on a useful facility is a 1 in 4 unless you are running a high lander deck, and that is assuming you have rainbows every single turn.
>>581367678Airing out her pits is good fenshui
>>581366932>>581367341brother this doesnt work and its 3 recovery xog, wouldnt be good if it did work
>>581367567What stat is that? Training effecriveness?
You're talking to a grown ass manWhat the hell are you even on about?
>>581367678shes preparing to spread her legs and vigorously thrust her hands towards her crotch in a V pose like that weird as fuck pixiv fetish meme
>>581368105initial friendship
>>581367982
>>581368134She'll be the cuck
>>581368246
>>581368134ara~ so you're an ass man?
The funny part is the slopper does not even realize they are being made fun of
>>581368134And she is talking about umamusumes who are at least 10x stronger than said grown ass man.
just report and ignoresometimes the jannies nuke it
>>581368091Wouldn't be as dominating as current CM, but still work if you want to run a strong late surger with loose stam requirement
>>581368365"the slopper" buddy we all know who it is
still no passable aceI'm in trouble yet again
>>581367627the real numbers that aren't on here are the dates you could pull for these cards. I got a 3lb finemo without even pulling for it, and while the last copy i needed for mlb spooked me, i could have pulled its rerun banner that also had another good card on it.
MAMMMMBOOOOO
Sigh, now both of them are awake
>>581367253>>581367365It's already 8pm
>>581367548They are there already
I hate being stuck with borrowing Speed Tachyon because I didn't get enough to MLB the card
>>581368353
>>581368505Why does she want us so badly?
>>581368360post more
>>581368632
when is the lark of triumph
>>581368492Shattering illusions is none of my business
>>581368741first week of october.
>>581368649she's a succubus
>>5813687413rd of October iirc
>>581368649she doesn't want you tho
so what did we learn?
>>581368816too longcan't they have it now
>>581368730
when is the kikuka sho
>>581368903freaky old man
>>581368926fucking NOTHING at all
>>581368903Why is he so black?
>so what did[-] shut up annoying ritual post retard stop trying to be a thread personality
>>581369026Dont say that...
>>581368581don't say that, I want days to pass slowly
>>581368995
>>581369140Uh oh V melty
>>581368921Based, tits not big enough
>>581368526Curren rerun banner was a month after FineMos first banner
>>581369184
>>581368591Domo.
>>581368926umama won... we cant beat her... we're being trained to lose to umama...
Mmm.... patty melts...
stop gooning to black man
>>581368134This implies that there have been altercations between a trainer and some random umaLike an uma took away a trainerBut why would they do thatUmas can't be broke, they're born superior by default so they'll get paid more than an average wageslave human wouldWhich implies sexual assaultBut why though, there's like 10 gorillion men to choose from, they can't be that desperate
Is there another stam calculator that takes everything into calculation like downhills that isn't umalator
>>581369295
>>581369387stop relying on calculators and start relying on your trainer's intuition
>>581369330Purge black umas
>>581369487
>>581369669>>581369330never
>>581369786Tanino Gooflet?!
>>581368134>10 gorillion men to choose fromOkay but would you marry some random uma when you can marry Curren Chan?
>>581369669>>581369549Get this imposter out of here.
Mejiro
>posting slopas expected of a flip V
>>581370032but what if
falco's kneesocks are so erotic...
>>581369753
/pol/ told me that only browns and liberals hate AI
>>581370410hate how reddit;shit ruins this entire image
>>581370410>reddit;tachyon
>>581370346NEEDalright enough pinging Flash pics off each other though
>>581370496It's /vt/umors and their retarded libtoid culture
>>581370578Our love for Flash cannot be contained though...
>>581370548reddit tachyon didn't do anything to you.
>>581370410cringe.
2 more CMs and this garbage scenario will end
>>581370804True, but other people use this thread too.Final one (for real this time)
>>581370952I fucking wish dude. If we're counting the one in a few days it's FOUR
>>581370496anything else /pol/ told you that you'd like us to know about?
>>581370548>>581370570>>581370921It's sometimes surprising to see what sort of inoffensive fluff triggers the extremely delicate snowflakes of 4chan.
>raped
CUTE!
>>581371030SprintKino does not count (GL with no Stam reqs)
>>581371030aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I browse gaiaonline
>>581371127im triggered. im shaking. my ears are turning red.
reddit tachyon is the perfect fit for reddit gate anyway
>>581371280Yeah. People generally have to walk on eggshells around you, to avoid setting you off on one of your little rants.
>>581371216Shit outfit
>called Inari one>clearly has two big ones
>>581371216Oh yeah she's one who fits with that dress.
>>581371274Ojii-san...
>>581371516>small onahole
sweepy didn't give me after school strollcan I cope with 777I finally get med s
>>581371380this was supposed to be my safe space. why are you invading my spaces? i'm the victim here.
>>581371516@umagrokMake Inari One have one large superboob instead of 2 boobs
>>581371216really emphasizes her saggers, huh.....
>>581371850>>581371850>>581371850makween bwead
>>581371216Look at the size of those things
>>581371198the daily life of every trainer
>>581371660Yeah from here on we'll say "the SG-slur" instead of S*****;G***, to accommodate you. I'm so sorry this happened to you.
>early bread
>>581371659You can, but in my experience she'll be just too unreliable. You have no backup, so if it doesn't hit, you lose guaranteed.
>>581371960what about my trusty shake it out
>>581371925updoot to you good sir
>>581371937Seethe about it flip
>>581372024shake it out is not an effective backup. It's just a cost effective recovery. if you win using that as your FM trigger you were facing some serious scrubs
>>581372405>loses finals to a xog hitting a frame perfect combo of moving + pump + from the brink + shake it out
>>581368926that you check and recheck your skills list because if you fuck it up, A+ turns into SFUCK ASS SHIT GODDAMN PERFECT RUN RUINED
>>581365643from florida
