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ugly OP image
>>581413794
The
my whole hog
I'm stuck in Emerald, any advice? I play Zen, Lucio and Brig
trash always stinks
finna bouta load up some 'watch, who should I play tonight to piss off my team?
>>581413912oh...okay
>>581414018dmon
why the nigger does cat still have 225niggering healthniggers
>>581413995Mind your positioning and utilize your abilities well! You got this! *brofist*
>>581413794>>581414082Cute OP image
Brigitte's 12 inch mace.
Does anyone really believe they'll stop doing this to make more lucio and torb skins none of the loud twitter and reddit minority will purchase?
>>581414610I don't care
>>581414610I purchased a torb skin thoughbeit
>>581414510Yay!
>>581414180
>>581414838
>>581414610i only use the overwatch 1 skins anyways so why should i care
>>581415117
>>581414105didn't work
>>581299257What is there to feel bad about? I do this as Widowmaker because if I don't I will never be healed because the average support player is either healing but tunnel visioning only what is directly in front of them or is a failed dps player trying to play dps on Moira or some shit. Average support player won't even take a quick look around to see if someone to the side or behind them needs healing when everyone in front of them doesn't need healing.Also speaking of Widowmaker I figured out why aiming in this game can feel so weird especially when trying to aim at a strafing player. It''s because of the movement acceleration. Characters reach their max speed immediately. No wonder they keep adding aimbot characters or whatever. The average player wouldn't hit shit without it.
>>581415363
>>581413718Who the fuck thought Dmon needed lifesteal? The Asian bias in this game couldn't be any more apparent.
Those people who take 5 seconds to walk out of spawn at the start of a match are the same people you need to honk at when the light turns green.
>>581415363>>581415609need a season of characters dressing up as each other...
>ana is a failed dps player>throw game
>>581414610One of the main issues is that the heroes people play because they love the game and want to win are not the same heroes as the people who play the game because they have friends who play it and want to look cool.A dedicated main support player who plays Wuyang, Lucio, and Brigitte doesn't really care what skins they have, they care about ult usage and positioning. A committed flex DPS player is practicing blink melees or limit-breaking Venture. A main tank player is in the Winston juggle code or screaming at his Cassidy for running it down main again. They don't give a fuck about skins, it's an fun but meaningless bonus on top of playing the game.The retard who gets stoned before queueing QP with the "squad?" They're buying the new skin every fucking time and they play heroes because they look cool or cute.
>>581415727it wasn't hard enough to tell them apart already.
Angela Ogundimu
>>581415363Hot
>>581414018Mei or Torb
Every anran is a failed genji
>>581416626every support is a dps that couldn't aimevery tank is a support that couldn't aim
Let’s see how Blizzard will handle their version of Lucy
>>581416626a lot of venture players switched to anran because they can't into pacing and just want to bully people in 1v1sI know a handful of fellow ventards who don't even touch the rock muncher anymore because they can just play anran and feel like they're goodboth genji and venture are big time neutral bullies and it's a harder job to do than people realize
>>581415798>Winston juggle codeGive
>>581417084christ I thought the anime skins in were getting better in fortnite what happened
>>581417084we already know that ours are dressing up as the characters not clones ripped out of the void
>>581415609SEXOOOOOOOoooooo
>>581417165Fortnite skins are hit or miss on how good they look
Vendetta is the best thing to happen to this game in a while. Most fun and unique dps.
>>581417094based diggerknowernoochbully is legit the funnest role if you can into it
>>581415745That's just the support role in general. >>581416798I can understand the first line since there are supports that will go Moira and practically dps for the entire match but the second line makes no sense because every tank main knows what happens when your supports prioritize dealing damage over keeping the team up. Also supports in general aren't even that aim intensive.
>>581417324I agree
remember the era where you had to buy the battle pass to play the new hero that season
>>581417094to be fair that's the best way to enjoy this game as a dps. or any game, for that matter. in almost any pvp game I've played, I always end up gravitating toward the self-sufficient 1vXer archetype because relying on a team for anything is just setting yourself up for disappointment. you either realize this eventually, or die an npc.
>>581417405 >aiming on moira is too hard for meeeeee>i can just w+m1 on d.va and win every fighttank is by far the most carried role, don't even try to lie.
>>581417094Yah no shit that's what the game has devolved into sadly. A game where the characters essentially play themselves and hardly require mechanical input or lower skilled characters giving practically the same value as the opposite.
>>581417379look at meI am da tank nownothing beats flying by the seat of your pants, surviving by a razor thin margin, and making a difference just by being scary>>581417546>I always end up gravitating toward the self-sufficient 1vXer archetypeI like flanking a lot too, and fortunately venture is so multifaceted that I can do a little bit of everything including being self sufficientmost people tend to like standing mid and playing shooting range and the other half enjoy 1v1s like they're playing halo
>>581417784you're bad
>>581417895We don't sign our posts here buddy
>>581416052it isn't a skins already change characters a ton
for me, it was late 2023 sombraright after virus was added and translocator became a fun movement ability instead of a free teleport to health pack button
>>581417528That never happened.
>>581417895No I just understand that characters that are easy to pick up and play should naturally fall off when getting to high levels but a lot of characters that are easy to play have good or too much value.
>>581418535They don't seem interested in correcting this.Unless they're just going to lower the bar in general again with hitbox changes next season, we'll see.
>RAWR>RWER>IMPENETRABLE>ARRIVA LA PUNIZIONE
>>581416362>won with bothfuck it, I'm playing pistol mercy with the talon mythic
>6v6 tank>my other tank is a feeding doomfist one-trickwhy is it impossible for them to swap?
>>581419491>feedingYour other tank is probably not pushing when he dives or engages the team. Why do you think those characters are called initiators? You jump in and initiate a fight which will turn into a team fight when the other tank pushes.
>>581417216Apex also does the cosplay characters thing
>>581417324Marzia sex
>>581420245Well that's certainly a look.
>>581420245whatd they do to my nigga vincent
>>581418171Sombra mentioned
>>581420991racemix
>>581419713I was, issue is he was going in by himself. He died 22 times.
why do people vote for circuit
>>581420245Gotta give Respawn props tho for having the balls to actually add in Royce
>>581422041unironic retards who throw games if they get flashpoint because they're confused if they don't have a straight line on the ground to follow
>>581422041You know why.
>two kitten of discords on my team>both dps>get steamrolledim shocked. SHOCKED.
>>581422301Hi Shocked
Hey, it's Kiriko
>enemy has a mercytard>just kamikaze them over and over >can feel them getting more desperate as the game goes on
>>581423308if you play hog theyll dm you after the match and ask if you want to erp
first they let my fomo mythic be had by anyone who buys a battlepass now they give it out for free...
>>581423608Sorry baby I only like girls who piss themselves.
>>581423715There aren't many "exclusive" skins anymore.
>>581423830reminds me of that guy at launch who kept posting the dwindling list of skins f2ps would never ever have
>>581424056snowboarder zarya is still on there for some reason
why the fuck does the cat's aoe do damage
holy shit it annoys the hell out of me when a team would rather lose and mark me than act normally and just let me play the game
>>581423791h-hey....
hoiya
>The Cat has the highest banrate>teehee let's nerf D.mon onlyWhat's the fuck with this industry plant
>>581425849I see /v/ has latched on to another buzzword
>>581423168
>>581426035Shut up cuck
>>581425849Supports are special precious little infants
Everytime I see a ship post about Illari and Wuyang it reminds me a lot of this paragraph and how their relationship would go.>In Peru, it was reported by The New York Times that Peruvian Indian (Native) women married Chinese men to their own advantage and to the disadvantage of the men since they dominated and "subjugated" the Chinese men despite the fact that the labor contract was annulled by the marriage, reversing the roles in marriage with the Peruvian woman holding marital power, ruling the family and making the Chinese men slavish, docile, "servile", "submissive" and "feminine" and commanding them around, reporting that "Now and then...he [the Chinese man] becomes enamored of the charms of some sombre-hued chola (Native Indian and mestiza woman), and is converted and joins the Church, so that may enter the bonds of wedlock with the dusky señorita." Chinese men were sought out as husbands and considered a "catch" by the "dusky damsels" (Peruvian women) because they were viewed as a "model husband, hard-working, affectionate, faithful and obedient" and "handy to have in the house", the Peruvian women became the "better half" instead of the "weaker vessel" and would command their Chinese husbands "around in fine style" instead of treating them equally, while the labor contract of the Chinese coolie would be nullified by the marriage, the Peruvian wife viewed the nullification merely as the previous "master" handing over authority over the Chinese man to her as she became his "mistress", keeping him in "servitude" to her, speedily ending any complaints and suppositions by the Chinese men that they would have any power in the marriage.
>>581426280>Illari and Wuyang>Illari controls the power of sun>basically power of fire>like AnranWhat did they mean by this?
>>581426280>wuyang>a womanno one ships that
>>581425474
>>581426359>no one ships thatBesides Blizzard.
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE WUYANG-SAMA, PLEASE FUCK ANRAN!
>>581426491brilliant
thoughts?
and one for you *spits on the ground* healers
>>581426540blizzard also pretends brig and dva are just roommates
>>581427194I think they need to buff Shion.
>>581416626genji isn't a hot asian woman so why would I play him
>>581427194>Moira literally lowest dps>still runs metal lobbiesyou can't make this shit up kek
>>581427519They don't know that >you don't fight Moira in closed room>you just stay and outDPS her when she tries to duel you
>>581427461anran is chopped af
>>581427519orb doubles moira's damage aim free
>>581427792That's the inherent problem; metals can't land enough shots to overcome her sustain. She's a DPS check in the mmo fashion.
>>5814263564D chess play by Blizzard to hint at the actual pairing and that Juno/Wuyang is just a red herring that will end in a rejection
>>581427402Shion needs to buff my dick if you know what I mean
So Blizzards strategy to get people to play comp over qp is to make heroes so cancerous that the game is unplayable unless you ban them?
I don't really like how games seem to be decided by one or two players every gamethe enemy rein didn't even get their second perk, they didn't swap either so in two rounds of illios they couldn't do itthe enemy mei just followed me around the map hoping to catch me in a bad spotthere's something so lame about how I probably could have gone 15-3 and still won, like if I played bad I don't think it would have mattered and because of that it doesn't feel like I actually earned my resultslike the matches are just simulations and I'm not actually impacting anything I guess
>Flats was a jock in high schoolIt’s over. It fucking over.
>>581429989why do you think he tried so hard to make rivals work?
>>581429989everyone who's a fat retard was a "jock" because they use them to run into other fat retards and call it a sport
At the end of my placements I'm probably going to end up in mid Emerald. Is this bad or good?
>>581429434and yet we must imagine sisyphus happy
What does Aspen say about THAT blowjob video?
now what
the only thing i want from the battle pass is hog's "pretty cute" voice lineim not about to spend $10 on just a voiceline am i...
>>581431252get a job
>>581431184Aspen blowjob video?
https://www.twitch.tv/sugarfree/clip/RelatedNeighborlyKumquatPJSugar-bbItcQwWRHwyDuIKDamn, what a dedicated guy.
>>581431425i have a job i did that after getting home from it
>>581431454"Hey Siri, book me a flight to the next big convention"
>>581429989>7 foot tall huge nigga was on the football teamthis is not an indicator of skill
>>581429989Didn't he get brain damage?
>>581431252post UwU title or else you're a filthy casual
>support gets uppity or starts solo flanking>swap to widow and contribute nearly nothing all game maybe open queue is good
>hello, potg?>potg machine broke>understandable have a nice day(kys)
>D.Mon beaten to death with the Nerf stick>Jetpack Cat untouchedFUCKING RETARDED DEVS
>>581433151>>D.Mon beaten to death with the Nerf sticklol i wish
mizuki's healing is fake just like moira's
>>581433635>runs away in tears to Null Sector
>>581433729doesnt matter because he has better flashbang, dps damage and a giga fuck you ult you have to just wait out like marvel rivals slop
if this post gets one like, i will buy the new The kiriko skate deck from the blizzard store
>>581433635https://youtu.be/DYcPXGBOu3g
>>581435016Like x1
is ram actually bullshit or does super just have a hate boner
>>581435016
>>581435213hooray
>>581435319Super was a Rein main. Take that as you will.
>>581431995Before or after the football?
>>581435319Kind of annoying when he's blocking in nemesis form and taking virtually no damage
>>581435806I don't know. I just saw someone wrote this and couldn't understand if it was a joke or not.
POV you know my future and past
>>581435364why'd they stop doing the funny moving emotes
>>581389251
>>581436004anon, you'we like a miwwow
>>581436468
>>581435319No, some people just can't comprehend waiting out his nemesis form.
>>581436516Qrd?
>>581419473How'd it go?
>>581436845the code is hidden in a song calledYOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT
>>581436004jesus christ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCn3LYqCnrk
they really fucked D.Mon up lolStill decent, but the fuel and gun nerfs really hurt.
Anyone who chooses intentionally to call McCree Cassidy, is a tourist who started with OW2 whose opinion can be discounted entirely
vendetta is cancer again
i'll go out on a limb and say 6v6 is actually harder to solo carry on and the only reason it's seen as the "easier" ranked mode is because the tryhards went to 5v5 to because it's easier solo carry games as flanker/off-angle dps or tank, and for shorter queue times
>>581437842he was named after a CHUD so I will call him by his new name.>>581437994>again
>>581417094A lot of Venture's switched because the current meta is fucking miserable for the thuss.>Mccree is omnipresent at every rank from Bronze to Champion and counters you with minimal effort>Mccree is also so easy to play that almost every DPS player can flex to him, and will counterswap to him the moment you kill them once>If the enemy has a Freja or Cat you're required to switch or you instantly lose because you can't reach them or hit them>even if you're in shitlo, Sierra's a pain because of the fact that Venture's close range means you won't have cover when you fight her and she can just hit you with tracking dart, fly into the air with her drone, and then shred you (she's basically a retard-accessible diet Freja)>Roadhog is popular and can easily one-shot you because of your fat hitbox >Ana and Mizuki are extremely difficult to dive because of sleep/chain, and if you're the best player on your team they WILL save sleep/chain for you specifically>Your retarded teammates will vote for shitty pokeslop maps where you get outranged and killed constantly, and if you close the distance you die anyway because your team stays behind and you get 1v4'dAt this point, why play Venture when you can play a button-mashing hero like Anran or a point-and-click adventure game hero like Mccree and get 5x the value for half the effort?
>>581435319I saw him crying about Ram while playing Zarya, so his opinion instantly doesn't matter.
If the Edgerunners collab features Season 2 characters instead of David, Lucy, Rebecca or even the fags that no one cares about like Adam Smasher, Maine, Kiwi and Sasha, then its a no buy
Sex with putas (The)
why would i play soldier when bastion exists?
>>581438974Bastion is just a shallow shadow of his former self.
>>581438974you like to run
how would Kiriko react to getting raped
>>581438868https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_So_what_have_you_been_up_to._Seeing_anyone.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Brigitte_-_Oh_my_gosh%2C_Lena.ogg
Only Kaplan and GOATS can save Overwatch now.
>>581436004asian women have zero sex appeal
remove these NOW>dmon gun perk>cass rclick perk>ball bubble perk>cat melee perk
>>581439775>dmon gun perkDon't care. I'm using life steam anyway.
>>581439775D.Mon gun perk is not that good anymore.
Semen Demon is dead
>>581426491>>581417324maybe I should jerk off again
We love Kiriko only for her big ass and boobies.
>>581440382her updated butt is so fucking sexy, i literally can only goon to this now
>>581440382she has neither
>>581438791They might do two waves of the collab separated between each season and the game so people aren't spoiled for choice and can more easily make their mind up on which skins they want to buy. There's a lot of heroes that would be a good fit for the cyberpunk characters.
>>581437183https://youtu.be/woUt7wPe8Ow?si=RM8TOOuPzuiUXPB0
Moira mains should be put in camps.
>>581440769https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Oooh..._scary.ogg
>>581438791>fags that no one cares about like Adam Smasher>Adam Smasher
>>581438791>fags that no one cares about like Adam SmasherJohnny......
Still not watching your edgetrash no matter how much you shill it here.
No one asked
JPC is just dumbed down Echo for supportoids
>>581440937shiny Lena butt...
>>581440302
>>581440769I'm only interested in how she would react to rape
GOD I FUCKING HATE ANA WHY ARE WE STILL BUFFING THIS OLD BITCH
Dafdaddy is live
>>581438941shouldve went to blizzcon
La SombraLa VendettaLa Venture
>>581413973>>581441316Soon
>>581442782>shitbecca
>>581442782Thebecca
my rank has stayed the same and barely ever budged in the entire time i've played, to the point where i completely forgot it could go up and down. but now i've been climbing, i assume them adding emerald moved sr around?
total latina love
>>581441580
i really like cyberpunk 2077, i've finished it twice. but i thought edgerunners was boring. i mostly just liked seeing locations and stuff from the game. just a bit of shallow misery porn with passable action, like it was fine. but i do not get the big deal about it.
>>581444291It’s babies first anime.Trigger peaked with Gurren Lagann (would be a great collab too).
>>581442198I didn't get this battle pass and now I have no good skin to healslut with
>>581444582yeah i'll have to agree. i like little witch academia though.
Twerk emotion for PAWGriko when?
do some supports genuinely not realise what mei's ice block does, or do they continue trying to pump heals into me while i'm in block because they're asking for ult charge?
>>581445425Calm down, bro. I sometimes click left button before you pressed your button.
>>581445595no, they just hold down heals on me for almost my whole block duration.
>>581445036>i like little witch academia though
more like little bitch academia lol
>>581438505i main venture and brig, the current meta is suffering
>>581440769https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Ooh%2C_this_place_gives_me_the_heebie_jeebies.ogg
>>581444143
>>581445834yep thats what i said
>more like little bitch academia
>>581424056Only skin that matters is alien zarya. A skin so broiled in controversy that Blizzard offered refunds on it and there's zero chance it will ever be available again.
are the guys who play the little polly pocket version of team fortress 2 really judging an anime for being girly or something?
tranny fortress 2? what about that dead game?
>>581446965what about it is, its the grownups version of overwatch, which is for little girls.
>>581447589damn maybe you should go to that games general then and leave us alone what bout that
>>581445425i think they're mostly just saying, i'm here and could heal you, fuck you. like a spite thing. its like how supports will stop healing people who ask for it too much.
I play Overwatch to have fun.
>>581448065sorry but the game isn't about that anymore
>>581446262
>>581448476
>>581444739The sluttiest Sombra skin in history and you missed it.
>have chat off>notice a guy on the other team solo ults me every time and keeps swapping to the hero i'm playingrent free i guess.
>>581448624
damn I didn't know spilo was fuckin vendetta
>>581413973The's
>>581449992
tummywatch
>>581450328
>>581450484
gm hanas
the weekly report that tells a horrifying story.
>>581450669good nyight
>defeat>demotion>calibration down>reversal
>>581451079good nyight cutie..
>>581451492
one of the most dogshit dps i've ever seen is duo'd with an amazing tank, so i'm completely torn on whether or not to avoid this retard
EACH OTHER???
>tfw no junker queen gf
>>581437183morning cuppa and sun gazing with the lena..
been thinking about it, if you put the TF2 classes in OW with completely stock loadouts, no CDs and no ults, and adjusted their health & damage to make them in line with OW heroes, almost all of them would be viable and several would be OP.
I don't think about TF2 at all.
>>581450029God damn that lucky mother fucker. It should’ve been me!!
>>581450029they're a pretty chad couple desu, least embarrassing overwatch eceleb
>>581452041cup of coffee and a slice of cherry pie actually
>>581452637every time i play pharah i just wish she was soldier tf2.
>>581451079>>581451492nyight abbonyight jose
>>581452923sounds good anon, I want some pie too now
>>581448065Me too anon. Me too.
why is kiriko so popular in japan?
>>581452803We love Marzia here
>>581453627They understand who is obviously the most precious.
>>581453627>ana>cat>kirikoevil country
>>581453627Hazards just keep losing
>all the heroes I enjoy playing have negative winrates (and are not kiriko)
>>581453627>dva>anranthey love their comfort women
>>581453627hazardaddy confirmed most soulful character
>>581453901I’ve got a few tricks
>>581453627even the japs hate hanzo kekaroo
>>581453627Echo would get way more votes if they gave her a mob face instead of the freakish human one
>>581453627>>581453901precious
>>581454986what the most precious doin
>>581455010Me
>>581455440your pussy tight anon?
>>581417084Why did Fortnite ‘just’ Lucy?
>>581438791Kinowi should be popular
>>581453627these votes perfectly represent the types of people that would participate in the event and pollingvery little testosterone detected in this particular crowd
>>581453627>Doom and Bap combined getting outscored by Orisahuh
>>581453627>Shion - 30>Juno - 28Shionbros, we beat the face of Overwatch!
>>581456235lena is smarter when she uses a magnifying glass
>>581457380>The Shion>A Juno
>>581453627the character i play the most from each role are hazard, hanzo and lucioguess i shouldn't expect much in the skin department
>>581453627>posted to reddit 12 minutes agoheyyy u/pipluptheking are you a twink? :3
>>581458483ah so our resident schizo visits reddit, should've known
to be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to play and understand Mauga.
>moira somehow dies first every fight>"YO TANK STAY ALIVE PLS!"yeah ok man
chiwit popong chiwit
looks like the king is preparing for a full pviot back to owhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/XOpJUXJo_N4gamin' is returning tooseems like OW is just unquittable
>>581460479rivals will EOS by the end of '27
>>581459402Stop feeding and your Moira won’t have to die to save you
>>581461171Why does no one like the gay retarded scotsman?
>>581461370"spikes" isn't a good aesthetic
>>581451636
>>581461370his design is utter shit
>>581461171wait why is hanzo so low? Not that he doesn't deserve it
>>581461763Japan only like stereotypes of themselves that make them eternally 14 year old genki girls who look white.
i only vote for random maps
>>581461171>>581453627
>>581461763Too masculine for east asians to identify as
>>581413973Literally made for huge muscular futas.
aiming in this game is so hard
Like it or not, this will be Overwatch's legacy. This is what it will be remembered for by everyone.files.catbox.moe/dnnzg6.png
>>581462982tranny vibes from this poster
>>581462982kys faggot
>>581462937Focus on center mass
>>581430416Ended up placing Emerald 1. Went 7-3 on matches. Diamond was right there if it wasn’t for the bad rng with shithead teammates on those three loses.
>>581464829Diamond is right there just play
>>581453627I refuse to believe this is real how the fuck do so many people like Orisa? she's so fucking boring
>>581464427i overpredict strafing and whiff too much, gotta remember to aim between where they can strafe instead of assuming they'll commit to a single direction
>>581465067orisa has been fun since ow2
>>581465067She's cute and reminds me of pokemon
>>581464931It’s weekend queues. I’m gonna have to go buy beer first.
Venture OFFICIALLY more popular than Freja
>>581448879I love it, completed the BP just for it, but the only thing I hate about it is the dumb rope covering the culo.
>our team was destroyed by hamsterI want to kill myself.
>>581466458hamster doom and hog are solo queue terrorists, you need communication and positioning to counter them and most players just autopilotso annoying
I finally finished all my placement matches.Should do 6vs6 next.
>>581466635very intriguing, how on earth did you get your lowest placement on support? your least played role I assume
>>581466635look at this doo
>>581466635probably gonna get low plat in 6v6
>>581466889I played Kiriko more than any other character. And in Tank role I was carried by D.mon and Ram.
>>581466635This confirms that tank is the easiest role and support is the hardest
>>581467059Very curious, hope you get a nice rank in 6v6
>>581467342ThanksI've played 1 or 2 games a few weeks ago. And I think my predicted rank is Bronze I
>>581467517you're collecting every rank it seems
>>581460479please no him and the other grifters leaving was the best thing that happened to overwatch
I'm playing Ashe a lot. I know that my aim sucks. And I find Juno the most difficult target. She can always get away from me. Even with 1 hp.
>>581453627>>581461171the hana the kiriko
>>581436936
>>581435016>$85 for a mystery meat boardShit's probably made in China out of birch or something.
Well, look who it is
>>581473082I doubt anyone is going to buy that for serious use.
>>581453627>people don't like hazardbut he's literally markiplier
>>581467517Nice matchmakingAlso>told them that it's very strange that we have Gold, Emerald and me, Bronze in one team>lost 1st round>"I see why you are Bronze">complained that I didn't kill their Widow which destroyed usWas I really supposed to do it as Kiriko?
>>581466174I'm not surprised seeing how hated and hard to balance Freja is.
>>581453627because she is japanese?
>>581475753Because she is Japanese and *cute*
>>581475753>*looks at hanzo*
>>581474929That's kind of the issue, though. What kind of scumfucks charge a massive premium for an unusable version of a product made from inferior materials?
>>581476130he's a guy and competes with genji
>>581476258A complete mystery.
>>581475712She's also just bland and uninteresting. If you have less personality than Mercy you'll never make it unless you're a babyfaced asian.
Got my name forcibly changed after 2 years for memeing on blizzcon tourists. People are so petty.
Why is it only ever people with the default spray that do this?
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Junkrat_-_What%27s_pain_have_to_do_with_science.ogg
>>581476667I don't think she's that uninteresting on paper but yeah her voice direction and writing can be a lot better.
>>581476908I forgot that I don't have a good one equipped on the newer heroes sorry
>>581476089Do you think she made her feet look more humanlike to make her underlings kiss it?
sprays need some new sorting options desu
I'm not sure how we won this shit.
>>581478568>6v6nobody cares
>>581477982My Shion wheel is full.
>>581478568They played for scoreboard and not the objective probably. I find it happens a lot in 6v6, people just wanna kill kill kill
>>581478568OWG TOLD ME PEOPLE DON'T PLAY 2 TANKS IN 6V6????
>>581478568Supports need to get those damage numbers up to alleviate pressure on the team. 1 damage dealer dies on their team they lose the fight, 1 dies on your team there's still a chance.
We don't play that 6v6 crap here
Since they share a voice actor, are we all but guaranteed a Roman skin for Venture?
I want 6v6 role queue.I don't care about DPS or supp queue times. Learn to play tank.
>>581479726Who asked?
open queue is the better format
We don't need role queue we need role limits
>>581479830me. I did.
>>581480203your gay
sombra just sent me this movie called frazzledrip but I don't watch movies illegally
>>581479938It gives the players too much freedom and Blizzard don't want to balance the game around player's freedom.
lol
>>581413794i don't play the game but i love its porn
>>581480564yeah! say no to law breaking!
>>581480564do you have permission to post that image here?
YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT
>>581481440yes, all lenaposters reach out to the image creators and ask for permission to save and post their images
seen many of the skins, /owg/?
>>581482349Literally zero but maybe that's because I haven't played in a while.
>>581482349Saw D.mon and Anran a few times
>>581482349that would require me to hop on and play
>>581482349just last game on fucking mizuki
Did they see Moira usage stats and just said>Yeah, let's give her kpop skinLmao
>>581482310>all lenapostersit's just one faggot
>>581483613he has multiple personalities
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_You_again.ogg
oh shit, I gave it attention, my mistake
there are at least two (2) lena enjoyers here, me and the schizo
>tbag a counterswapper once>he starts seething he starts seething in match chat
>>581482349I bought the Sierra skin by itself. I'll never use another skin for her because Blizzard will never give her one as sexy.
>>581483992make that three
>>581484190true facts
>>581484393wicked!!
Xer is talking to xerself again. Sad!
>>581483992>>581484393Lenalovers unite!
Sierra Morrison
>>581484040Same thing happened to me with a d.monigger once, felt amazing
Venture Keller
I like Lena, I just wish those prudes at Blizzard leaned into her femininity/sex appeal
>>581485213wonder how many days overwatch has gone without a barefoot lena skin..
>>5814853823769 days...
why is vendetta tankier than roadhog
>>581482349in 50-100 matches>anran - 4x>sierra - 2x>moira - 1x>Mizuki - 1x>freja - 0x>d.mon - 0xI think this one sold worse than the older ones
>>581417084Lucy looks great in guilty gear. It’s a shame the character itself is low tier garbage.
>its another game of triple jump junoZzz
>>581485550I can't even count that high..
>>581486893So kill someone else if you're not good enough to hit her.
>be emerald>enemy mei puts wall up between me and team>literally no attempt to break it from 4 peoplethis game is just not worth taking seriously bro. top 20% of players play like they just downloaded the game an hour ago and they only ever seem to be placed on my team.
>>581487072shits just boring bro, i miss when it was only Pharah and Echo in the air
>>581487710The times change anon, and we must change with them.
its really absurd how often i have to go mauga to deal with fliers because my DPS either cant or wont.
The only flying hero I have a problem with is the CatInfinite flight and her E making duels easy as fuck shouldn’t exist without a downside, I hope the hitbox changes rape her into borderline irrelevance, let her entire upper half count as a headshot. FUCK this hero.
>>581489265DPS heroes don't have high rate of fire weapon that sets people on fire at any range.
>tank goes 2-7>one dps goes 0-6 with like 1.5k damage done>we have 2x the healing done that the other team has>second dps STILL whines about lack of healing being the reason we're losing>and they're playing fucking venture as if a dive character like that should have a support healing them at all timesi know people whine about the scoreboard making people retarded, but imagine if they took it away and you didn't have objective proof that the people they put you with are literal troglodytes.
>>581490026yeah but they have mcree soldier widow ashe and friends on hitscan who beam people from just about any range. theres only one tank who can really deal with fliers and its mauga. D,va can do it but risks over extending into the enemy and dying, and ball can technically do it with his guns if youre good enough at chasing people through the air.
medlas...
>>581490610the first two don't have much range and the other two can't move fast while aiming and don't have 900 hp and two supports up their ass to not worry about exploding in half a second
bring pig pen back with the hog rework
Sigma float perk is so broken...
if i can dome a cat with a mei icicle then you have no excuses.
>>581413794juno bros blessed me
>>581489498Nah even with the hitbox changes I hope it gets gigaraped with nerfs until it's unplayable, what the actual fuck are the devs smoking thinking this hero belongs in the game
>"WAHHHH I CANT HIT THE FAST MOVING TARGET"https://youtu.be/j9HLKtHqzR0jump in lil bro, its free
>>581492709cute!
fika and hammond are more fuckable than half the girls in this game
>aimlabs
>>581462937it is. i'm less consistent in this game even compared to faster games like TF2, and more precise games like CS, and even though it's often more generous. i think it has to do with the movement that has pretty instant accel/deaccel, as well as all the variables, like one minute coming round the corner is an 8ft floating dutch lunatic, the next is a flying cat in a wheelchair.with projectile hoses like Sierra/Orisa, it's easier to play like you are using a flamethrower and just swipe all over them hoes like a tinder addict.for more precise characters like Cassidy/Illari, i find it better to stop and shoot like CS style. standing still isn't a very good idea but hopefully with those characters you are in a good position to plink at people who are busy with your tanks/supports and not directly engaging you.other characters that have more unique rhythms like Shion it just takes practice with them specifically.and utilizing strafe/keyboard aiming can be a good habit in FPS duels, in general.
>>581493476you're just into bestiality my man. or a massive faggot.
>>581493476ok kash
>>581493783
>>581493610>spelling bestiality correctly instead of calling it beastialitybesides, they pass the harkness test so it's not even
>tried Vendetta>died like retard all the time>k/d very close to 1:1>it still helped somehowNgl it was pretty fun.
>>581461370genuinely a contender for worst visual design in the entire game period. like actual battleborn tierthe newer characters are all a lot worse than the ow1 cast but at the very least they're usually just bland, hazard is genuinely bad looking and clearly not in an intended way. they should think about remodeling and reanimating some of his poses so he'd look more monstrous, yknow like a hazard.
The Kiriko is a hypocrite when she hates the Hashimoto but is cool with the Shimada
I love Brigitte!
>>581494474yes, she is a woman, we know
Lena "The Plug" Oxton
>Be 34>Get shit on by people half my age playing with their discord egfsWhy should I keep playing this game? It's just svicidefvel
>>581494804She's more like the socket
>>581494959>34 and still saying shit like "svicidefvel"
>>581494959Hi, Seagull.
>>581493974Thanks to your countrymen that word has been the topic lately.
>>581494959groom your own underage pocket gf and shit on them
>>581494959
H-haha... would you imagine if loli Sombra scanned my hard drive, found all of my illegal loli porn and used it to blackmail me while calling a perverted old man?Wouldn't that be funny?
>>581494959soon as i get a whiff of some gay ass edating fuckery im diving the healer every time and tbagging all kills.
>>581495917Imagine if instead she anonymously reported you to police, you got sent to prison and were raped and beaten to death there. Wouldn't THAT be funny?
We are here
https://www.twitch.tv/gamin4hope
>>581496775he's back to overwatch?
>>581496775buy an ad
TOTAL MOIRA PLAYER DEATH
>>581495128>>581495128lol you posted a nigger. is your mother into blacks?
>underages trying to force their epic kiwifarms shit here again
forcing my cock in hana's butthole
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Keep_calm_and..._Keep_calm_and..._Keep_calm_and_Tracer_on.ogg
>>581497420https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_%28Korean%29_Oh%2C_I_love_it.ogg?676e8
IM READY FOR SOME PUDDING
>>581496339Where's the fun in that?
>>581497428https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Whee.ogg
>>581461605
>>581497914
>>581497756you're on thin ice anon, kill yourself before that spreads
>>581494959just get gooderim not even trying at 38 and im shitting on these faggots
When I'm at 4/5 in loot hunt i hardthrow
>>581498293>Please help create the best possible Overwatch community by staying positive and not resorting to hateful, discriminatory, obscene or disruptive messages.
https://www.ign.com/articles/call-of-duty-maker-activision-says-the-video-game-cheat-market-generates-85-billion-a-yearIs cheating really so rife? How can so many people want to do this for empty wins?
>>581499484people born without souls
>>581499484wait until AI makes cheating in video games undetectable since it has no the need modify the game's files
>>581499484i dont believe ithow does he get to that figuresounds like to me he's building the case to force real id just to use the internet or play games
>>581499484maybe even more intrusive anticheat will finally get rid of cheating once and for all!!!
>>581498762yeah don't be a pedo
good night pedosgood night schizosgood night winstons
I'm about to delete Rivals. It's so unfun that I can't even be bothered to get out of silver.How do people even like it over Overwatch?
>>581501393more brainlesssee the marvels and clap
>>581501393marvel ip is cool
>marvel ip is cool
>1781053698807818.gif
>>581502171you are mentally ill
>>581502171the irony of saying this while playing overwatch is crazyowslop is just another flavor of marvelslop
The YunaThe Shion The Anran
>>581502479you are mentally ill
>>581502479I play Overwatch because it's the best game in its genre, not because I think it's cool.
>>581502615This but unironically. I can't think of better fast paced shooter with stable online than Overwatch.
>>581502479True, it's also a shame we don't have anything close to Jeff in this game
>>581502978>jeffOne of the four characters I enjoy to play in Rivals.
>we don't have anything close to Jeff in this game
>>581503414Who created better Italian character? Overwatch or Tekken?
>>581503414I am owed a brown wife
HEEELPHELP MEEEE
>>581504175She's white but point taken. An Italian wife would be ideal.
>>581504427Stop crying. You are the only constant.
Italians aren't brown
Kiriko's asshole
why did they make Juno a martianwhat does that add to the worldbuilding that there are people on marswhat's the gravity on marswhat do they eat
>>581504815Yep. Consult the chart.>>581494561
>>581504873I'm mostly interested in their tax policies.
>>581504873How does her asshole smell?
>>581504873Because the moon was already taken by the animal heroes, silly.
>>581505615Playable Simon when?
>>581504873Fun fact: Juno's death ragdoll has Mars gravity
>>581505156She doesn't know how to wash it properly, that's an earthling custom
>Kill both enemy supports and then die right after>Tank backs up because my death was the only thing that registered in his brain
>>581506140>tank is the role meant to lead the engagement>given raidboss health and damage to do so>tank still sits in the choke with double support pocket crying DPS DO SOMETHING
>>581506140>>581506334>when your Rein can't find his W button
>>581506334You give tank the tools but if it's a mercy main or a poke dps player behind the wheel they ain't gonna get used
>>581504858...swallowing an entire city she shoved down into her underwear because she had a size manipulation ray that turned her into a giantess.Mankind is going to go extinct just because this slutty shrine maiden needed to get her rocks off. Hundreds of millions will die just so she can cum.
why is QP harder than competitive?
>>581506673i think you might have a porn addiction anon
>>581506820QP is full of sweatstacks. Because you aren't stacked, you're dropped onto a team that is objectively less coordinated than the other team.
winston is fun
>>581506820QP is a stack coin flip, you have little control of the outcome there.
>>581506820because your team doesnt want to win because "duhhhh its just qp!!"
>>581506820It's not harder it's just worse.
people don't even play dmon in qp anymore...
>>581506820>your teamrandos learning new characters>their teamstack giggling on discord about how y'all are trash
I have a 55% winrate in QP
>2 minutes left on the clock>both supps have 1k healing (what the fuck)>I’m the one that gets blamed in endgame chat by the other DPSSo I’m guessing that faggot was in a group with them then
>>581508023people get so salty about sombra in QP>sombra what you are doing might be working but it's actually really bad and you suck
Aspen BBC
>>581508242
if you play anran you NEED to kill yourself
I am owed a wife
bellaboo
>play flying DPS>my supports are too retarded to look up
>>581508780YOU OWE THE HAMSTER.
>>581508537Who's that with Aspen?
>>581508857If you're playing a flying dps you should have the decency to not need a pocket
>>581509124
>play Domina>enemy mercy gives off bottom aura>call her pathetic in chat>chase her in game>she stops and acts friendly>gesture towards the ledge>she jumps off without hesitation>call her a good girl in chat>we meet again and I lead her to a corner>move back and forth against her for at least half a minute>we lose the gameWhat a cute little slut this mercy was <3
>>581509165We had an Ana and a Kiri, I wasn’t asking to be pocketed I wanted them to have the courtesy to lend a hand once in a while.
>>581413794is this game basically dead competitively?i've been trying with my placements but most people just emote and do random shit with the enemy team
>>581510201Pretty sure 60-70% of players are just fruit flies at this point
>>581429989He's fatFat guys are the standard physique for Handegg
>>581510201Players who don't do voice lines or emotes have no soul and teammates not responding to your voice lines is a sure sign of an upcoming loss.
>vendetta mirror>she swaps to anranchivalry is dead
>play QP>enemy gets an actual grandmaster tankcool why even start the game then? don't waste my time
>>581510608you have a grandmaster mercy main so it evens outt. matchmaker
>>581510608you get equivalent players on your team, it's just cause they're queued with bronze
>>581497914good mornyan
>>581510201Competitive has been dead for a long, long time my friend.Most people play competitive for the weapon skins and the nameplate.Genuinely no one gives a shit anymore about rank, not even the few deadbeat streamers still playing religiously 10 years later.
Ana should have falloff
>>581510705grandmaster mercy... that means she's an ace with the glock, right?
>>581510857good mornyan hose
>>581510975Juno's POV
>moiratard dies first twice in a rowGod they really need to put support back in it's place. The entire role is boosted at minimum 2 full divisions higher than it should be. It'd like putting a random masters 6v6 open queue player into 5v5 comp and watching them flounder. They can't even meet the basic fundamental requirements for the mmr they get thrown into.
>>581510857good mornyan!
>>581510857good mornyan 'bo
>>581511512Early Rivals did it right, supportsjust got destroyed if they got careless or got cornered by a dps
>>581510026Wonder if he met Flats
>>581511072more like an ace with the gock if you known what I mean
How's Emre? I remember people calling him giga-OP with his old siphon, but now I don't really see him that often.
>>581512051He does not have the burst lethality of other hitscans.
>>581511704good mornyan big J!
I fucking hate Cass so much
gm niggers
>retarded cattranny lets the support die so it can do it's epic i le drag le off you le off le map mid teamfight to a dps with half health so now i die as tank because instantly i have 0 supports
hey can you niggers shoot shield while there isn't anything else to shoot instead of doing literally nothingthanks
>>581512595should have used cover
>>581512430Are you just finding and posting random screenshots from other people? The other day it was a Turkish player and today it’s whatever that language is.
>>581512709the youtuber said to not shoot shields
i want hogs kinetic grasp NOW
>>581512838good mornyan anon!
>>581512051He’s too honest so hitscanfags play cheap heroes like Cass and Sojourn instead.
>>581512731I should be able to pre-avoid anyone with moira or cat in their top 52 most played.
>all dailies completed in one game>no need to login until tomorrow
overwatch is blizzards worst game
>invented the mercy chastity game as a shitpost in like 2017>realize it's still an actual thing 10 years laterdamn, sorry I guess.
I know her VA is actually Swedish but you can tell the voice director definitely can't speak Swedish because Brig's equippable swedish voice lines all sound like off the cuff first takes
>wincon is to force suzu so my jq can ult>blind double blink stick the kirislow like honey smooth like a fushigihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p8DuJSBVbA
>>581514265whats the game? what are the conditions?
what's the best ashe skin
>>581514579i like the doll and red hood ones
Oh boy we have to dumpster the only fun tank in the game the same season they're released because reddit trannies and twitter niggers won't stop crying instead of learning the matchupWhy couldn't this have waited for next season's balance patch? in b4 >muh winrates as if that's a valid reason (it isn't)
>>581514846she was objectively broken and jq, doom and ball are all more funget over yourself
>>581514579demon rockerfearlesshaunted
>>581514846lmao
>>581514579I like Safari. Tummy+good scope.
>>581514579Faye Valentine
>>581514932>objectivelylol
>nerfs across the board for The Yuna
>>581514430>Queen says she has ult>Alright cool I'll go pressure th->Queen uses ult>Kiriko suzus>Queen explodes>Spams thanks
>>581514846>NNNNNOOO THE BEST TANK IN THE GAME IS STILL THE BEST TANK IN THE GAME BUT 2% WORSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY QP GAMES NOOOOOOOOOOOODrag dmon players out of their beds in the middle of the night and stomp their heads into the concrete. Worthless retards with every negative quality of anafags, genjifags and moiraniggers.
>>581515624playing queen when kiri is banned literally feels like drinking from a cool stream on a hot day
>>581514579Faye and Deadlock
>>581515673Hazard is the best tank in the game.
opening the game to queue for dmon rn
>>581515996I prefer her kpop tummy sexo desu. Something about her hair in the Faye cosplay looks goofy, like it's too high on her head or something
teaching juno how to edge a cock
>>581515562yes, objectivelyshe had the best gun in the game on a 4 second cooldown and could run down a backline easier than any other tank while also having much greater survivability than any of her competitors in backline clearing ability
>>581512927good mornyan >_<;
>>581516398not to mention she could run down a tracer who had 3 blinks lol
>dmon player is acting corny in chat>they're a south american streamer It must be crazy living without the ability to feel shame. These are the kind of people who get arrested for masturbating in public.
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_Hey%2C_big_guy.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Juno_-_For_you.ogg
>have my abilities instantly disabled for over 1 second by hook, flashbang, chains, sleep, punch, spear, rock, freeze, or one of the many oneshots in the gameThis is so fun! I love Overwatch! Please buff hog :D>have my cooldowns instantly negated by bubble, suzu, transcendence, nade, one of the billion bullshit burst heals, one of the billion blocks, overhealths, and barriersHell yeah! Can we get some more mccree buffs over here?>have my abilities locked for only one second after a one second channel time and loud as fuck decloaking sound that is interruptible by doing literally one damage to sombraTHIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!! DELETE SOMBRA! DELETE SOMBRA! DELETE SOMBRA! DELETE HER NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!
https://x.com/liepraag/status/2101024747723145582
>>581516108I have no idea what is going on
>>581516639
buff dmon
I'm already D.Mon
>>581516029Which streamer did you get that opinion from?
What would you do if you saw Widow's futa cock and noticed that it's much bigger than yours?
>low reaper getting chased by moira>fly to his aid and help but he already killed her>kill a pharah by acciddent when winston jumps in front of her>just me and naded reaper vs winston>he teleports away past the ana>die thinking he was helping me fuck up winston>reaper shows up late and fails to finish off winston>same reaper rage quits by the second roundemerald is no less and ELO hell than plat what was even the point of adding it?
>>581517747if there are so many shitters in emerald, then why are you there? you should be able to carry every game easily if everyone is just so much worse than you, right?
>>581516098Its so specific but theres just something so hot when a girl with long hair is wearing a cap with a hoodie over it.
>>581517909People can make fun of Ashe being the designated old person in the kpop group all they want, she's still fucking hot
>>581517891>if there are so many shitters in emerald, then why are you therebecause im inconsistent and make the mistake of playing this team game like i have a team rather than 4 hurdles i have to jump over to win. im not masters of top 500 level but some of the people at plat and now emerald play like they just started playing yesterday and then literally throw or leave when you dont carry them.
>>581516098cute couple
>>581518337thank you
>>581517747pussy dps has been a problem for a long time now. nobody has any confidence or ego anymore because they're so afraid of being blamed for something.
>>581517747>on a flank, moira is annoying but nothing i can't deal with>winston shows up, time to get out>lol what is doom doing over there?>team shows up, time to push>aaaannnnddd... doom is deadclassic doom>what was even the point of adding it?the point was to concentrate similar skill levels in the same rank so you're more likely to play against your own skill level.
hotwife ashe
>>581519001I hate this shit so much. Better to introduce a couple times and get some motion going than sit up the back and never touch the objective. scoreboardfags should rope
>>581519435*int stupid niggerphone
another week of going 60%+ as lucio, another week of my winrate in my career profile going down instead of up. just gonna block these from now on since they mean fuck all.
>>581519115>enemy down a support and DPS making it 5v3>"winston showed up, time to leave" >as reaper>as reaper with 50% more healing if youre this scared then go play stardew valley or something less stressful.
gotta nerf dmon to keep docnig's kit untouched for release!
you know they want to hide just how dogshit matchmaking is because if they didnt then there would be an indicator next to any win or loss with a leaver in the match.
>>581516098>>581518247>>581519318I love it
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/allstars_gamepedia/images/e/e8/DVaBase_Pissed_P08.ogg
>>581521145my wife ashe getting railed by thugs in public bathroom...
made my night moira looks like one of those weird single middle aged women you see at kpop conventions who prey on young asian guys
>>581522268Have you been to many kpop conventions to acquire this knowledge?
>>581520663well obviously. how else are they going to continue scratching their heads as to why nobody wants to tank?
>>581522587You can't let tanks have a 60% winrate as a treat.
is dmon hana a good tank pairing??
>>581520638I'm telling you: his situational awareness is about as poor as yours.
>>581522943Only if they add the my meka mania dialog as spawn room banter
>>581514463like you lock for x amount of time, minus y amount of time for assists, healing done, someone gets potg while you pocket them, wins, rez, etc. add time for losses, deaths, elims, outhealed by someone, pocket dies, etc.
We're halfway through the event which means a mid mania update
>>581482226Overwatch belly stuffing spray but not only is it male, it's a non human character... THE EMOTE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEI
>>581523017how about you go do half a backflip and land on your neck?
>>581521903
>>581523697doesn't always workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2UQSSoSdTM
>>581509698I still don't understand healsluttery as a support main. Is it because I'm a straight guy? I even went in the /trash/ general and asked how/what there is to this beyond gooning to the idea of themselves as Mercy and... they didn't really have an answer
750 games to unlock streamer mode is ridiculous
>>581516639>https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Juno_-_For_you.oggIf I pull that off, would you die?
>>581524242It should be 7500 games. Then, when you click stream, you get banned.
>see the name payloadprincess>want to steal it >realize its a streamer mode name with above 12 charactersoh..
>queue tank>dogshit supports ignore me, dps are fruit flies that cry when I don't push cart>DEFEAT>queue support>retarded tank repeatedly ints on cooldown, dps are fruit flies >DEFEAT>queue dps>pick cowboy>click heads and absolutely dumpster kids with zero thought or effortit's that fucking easydps is the only role where you can actually backpack these speds
>>581519001Pussy DPS is a thing because every time they try to play aggressively, they immediately get fucked by an Ana/Mizuki/Hog/Mccree pressing their "no fun allowed" button and killing them with fuck-all counterplay.Repeat that over hundreds of hours, and they eventually develop learned helplessness and flinch like an abused dog whenever they see anAna within 50 metres of them.
Only good thing about this kpop event is more sierra art.
>>581522826Yeah every hero needs to have 50% WR parity so choices don't matter and every match is a coin flip for maximum autismo engagement
>>581524242this nigga think he a celebrity
>>581523968hay
>>581525094this but unironically, just look at their fav hero. ana.
>>581523968>>581525196tugging...
>>581525094If you make one hero vastly higher performing than all the others that is removing choice because it becomes pick them or lose, dummy.
if the map has pits I WILL instalock brig and spend 100% of my time booping your tank into them
The concept of booting up the game, sitting through matchmaking and then play Mercy
Nancy Gribble Ashe skin NOW. Nancy Gribble is just Ashe transported into suburban Texas as far as I'm concerned
>>581525418I miss 2016 overwatch when you could do that
>>581525418wow..
>>581522394before it was mainstream yes
>>581525418She was my main in 2016 because she was about all I could handle on my shitty laptop at like 25 fps. once I upgraded I moved to dps and haven't looked back once.
>>581525418>*hits bong*>*adjusts dilator*>STOP BEING SEXIST CHUD
Woops I was calling her sienna this whole time
bloodstained collab would be so kino
>>581519001mfs afraid of getting flamed. meanwhile im in the lobby go 15 - 0 - 10 on doom and talking mad shit
I installed heroes of the storm after the blizzcon announcement, but I actually just want to play overwatch instead...
>>581525901is that some.... OVERDESIGNED JAPANESE DARK FANTASY???
>>581525901This would be PERFECT for Kiriko
>>581526053w-what announcement??
>>581525901I look and act like this
>>581526124bro...hots is back new hero in 10 days bro...
>>581526053they need to add mercy to this
slutty kimono with cleavage and black hime cut shion skin when
>>581525901That's like saying shit from fart collab would be so kino
>>581526615actually it's like saying gold from diamond collab would be so kino
>>581526615i mean cyberjunk is being hyped up on xitter so...
reapersitioning
>>581526785becca venture gonna be my most played skin fr
anran....
>>581526053hots has been unfettered ass ever since they removed turret ammo. absolutely unplayable. the overwatch heroes are all somehow the worst in the game too. I think tracer has the highest pickrate in the game because she's comically easy, but other than her they're all just so boring. they tried really hard to make OW kits work in a moba format, and it just doesn't work.>>581526293one of the starcraft heroes is a mercy clone, healing beam and everything. even has a mercy themed skin.hots was at its strongest when they pushed truly unique heroes. vikings, abby, cho'gall, medivh, all with kits you would never see in any other moba. instead most of their more recent (last 5 years dead game lmoa) are just copied from other mobas with a blizzard ip skin on top.
>>581527201Anran should fight Wuyang for the hand of Juno.
>>581527229All ASSFAGGOTS are dogshit and you're a nigger if you play them
>lose>consolation>win>expectedHOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME AN ACTUALY BALANCED GAME THEN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS?
>>581528130this is literally how modern matchmaking works lmao
which OW girl could be convinced to start a nonsexual OF
>>581528130every year i see retards complaining about having to play people who are as good as them in CoD because of SBMM. i wish i could fight people of similar skill with teammates of similar skill in this game.
>>581527827EWWWWW
Aspen... no...
>>581528130All semblance of any sort of fair game must be sacrificed on the altar of the almighty queue timestreamergays might be big meanies and cry about long queues in their t500 games and that's unacceptable.
aspen can't give a bj for shit lol and the guy nut way too fast
why does dmon's voice actor normally talk in a weird baby voice?
Did she actually or are you people delusional posting?
>>581529676She claims that's her normal voice
gg fuckin ez
>another 5 day banHooray.....
>>581529808Stop running your mouth when you're mad anon.
>gg fuckin ez
I type 'gg easy' so I can fully disrespect them without blizzard's cringe filter. idk why it makes people so livid, but it's funny so I do it every single win.
>>581530367true the euphoria of typing it every game just HITS especially as a permavirgin with chemical imbalances in the brain !
Reinhardt if Blizzard wanted people to play tank.
>>581530501lol why is it so effective
>>581530719neurotypical n*rmies can't handle our brand of 4chan raised dark humor ! dead babies XD
When are they nerfing zen?
>>581530945never, 6v6 gawd
I instantly tilt when there's an even remotely competent Echo on the enemy teamFuck that character
>>581529934Then tell blizz to quit giving me leave penalties! Let me leave dogshite teams!
Down Down specials are ruining fighting games, we should just remove them from existence
My dps who couldn't win a 2v1 against moira complained about not having a tank
moira is op
>>581532170She's not "op" but she does get far too much value per unit of effort and is too forgiving of mistakes.
>>581532170you're a chancer
>>581532247Like every support
juno is honest..
juno is op af during goon seshesone shot every time
I wanna rape Juno!
I'll kick your ass if you're cool with rape
>>581532724Absolutely not.
>>581533350lol
>>581533350i mean its pretty close to being every support
>>581533191you wont do shit
>>581533191
>>581531639you're just a sore loser, Hana
>im expected to backfill a team that someone very obviously had a good reason for abandoning, and I get absolutely nothing for itnah, I'm just gonna throw.
>>581534214erm you get to queue into your next backfill 5 seconds faster with priority requeueungrateful bastard...
>>581534214You get priority queue dingus
i havent gotten a venture on my team in a while is that new interaction with hog in the game yet or is that next season
Apparently metal rank players dont think them dying is ever their fault. Like they have no concept of feeding. If theres 15 seconds left and they charge in 1v5 ult and die for nothing they see it as just them dying, something out of their control. Fascinating
>>581534585Streamers have normalized feeding as "trading" the same as they normalized smurfing as "having alts"
With the mythic ticket, I can only get the Reaper mythic cause I already own the other skins. Or do I just hold off and get the 50 mythic credits? Which option would you guys lean towards?
>>581534321>>581534325yes, all the more reason I should throw, so I can get into the """priority""" queue that much faster.
>>581534860You don't get the 50 credits unless you have all the skins already
>>581534929Damn. Well Reaper it is then. Thanks for the heads up.
>>581534894You sleaze balls get hit with a ban one way or another so it's all the same
>>581535186>vendetta's master plan
>>581534743it's not even trading
>pick hog>do nothing>half the enemy team immediately counterswaps anyways
I like playing Overwatch
>>581535730>Kellogg refuses to admit 5v5 ruined tanking so Roadhog will continue to be reworked until the heat death of the universe
>>581535829I've never seen any evidence of this
>>581535320been doing this for years, still waiting for it. since you're so certain, when is it going to happen?
>>581535829same
Ana is so easy after playing mostly DPS People really underrate how strong it is to never have to press W until it's safe and it being the enemy who has to come to you.
>>581536135racemix
>>581511704
>>581536251
>>581536196>racemix
no grav no problem
>>581535829fuck you
This is a canon couple.
What do i do as tank if the enemy has a Mauga
>>581536196Healmix
>>581537376swap mauga and you guys can just laugh at each other all game
what the fuck is this garbage?
>>581537172based
stop voting circuit you cucksI swear to christ I will autolock widow and throw every fucking time
>>581538058the average player can't handle anything but a linear meatgrinder where they just win or lose depending on who gets a pick first
>>581537848Her name is Pharah
>>581537620bean heal all along
>>581537172sorry transbian but the only canon in game couple is hog and venture (mlm)
>>581538693both confirmed by blizz, we eating good>t. venture and brig main
>>581527827Who are these gooks?
>>581539271I don't know, it'd make too much sense if they were the 3 names mentioned in the post
>>581539356They all look the same, so I'm not sure.
>>581539412Fareeha tries very hard to look unique shaving that line into her eyebrow, thank you
>>581540007>>581540007>>581540007
>>581536669me on the top
