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>Latest patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)

>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW

>Nightreign Boss Arena Mod
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg

>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>581283660
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boobs
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>>581420302
fap time
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>>581420302
Gooning
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>>581420394
>>581420394
>>581420394
actual thread made past bump limit, move
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>>581420630
>xhe's still trying
this thread was after BL >>581420293
you lost filtroon
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>>581420302
tourist here, who is this semen demon?
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Giving Boc massive breast implants then chasing her with Needle Piercer
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I programmed sneedgirian
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>>581420302
>Anti-threadshitter filter list
https://clipb.in/hga6AdY
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queue
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>>581421505
We all did. He is easily programmable. You should have seen what /v/ had to do to program the eric thing out of him.
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Nah
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Yeah
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Teaching redcels about the laws of gravity. They ought to be grateful.
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>>581421773
He probably never even saw you aim on him and thought the spell casting host cheated to win.
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Nope*
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*Yep
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How do you even hold raptor talons
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No*
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1/3
>>581422191
Yes
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>>581422228
Nein
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>>581422309
Ja Ja!
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>>581422430
Non
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>>581422549
はい
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>>581422621
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>>581422228
your image is in different dimensions that the bot can't detect, clever
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>>581422805
Da
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Fia is social commentary about how white women will advocate a clearly violent group with no redeeming factors and call them the victims
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>>581423002
Nay
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>>581423061
نعم
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>>581423142
हाँ
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>>581423342
ใช่
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>>581084669
>>581084312
>>581084130
>>581083950
>random millennitroon seethe
cinema
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>>581423517
לֹא
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>>581423838
>two days old
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>>581423842
ဟုတ်ကဲ့
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is there anything worse than erg on vg
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>>581424259
بله
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>>581424072
नहि
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garbage posts for a trash op
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>>581424348
>>581424373
Tak
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>>581424373
Its cool how the entire thread knew to ruin this one because it wasn't made by filteranon so it had to be a discord op.
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password already dead again after 1 game? rip
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queue, i'll wait a bit longer before going to china
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Deserved, get fucked troonreign shitters.
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>>581424819
already left just play randos and close the tab
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>>581424436
Tak?
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>>581424983
It means yes in polish
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>>581424897
alas, maybe later
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>>581425056
It means no in Indonesian, so I'll take that as your concession.

>>581425228
>>581424606
>>581424897
You lost. Pack it up.
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@shifty
@zorban
what you playing in wow forever and what mode
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Has anyone noticed every thread when it hits bump limit two people always start arguing over pretty much nothing
I think it's the same ones each time too
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>>581425454
You are seeing the mentally ill discord attack everyone, they have a few people they are obsessed with, they'll post at them for hours in their seethe.
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You can just say terrdalit and dospic
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>>581425454
theres no reason to be here any more. it is literally just meaningless schizobabble 24/7 and the occasional 12 hour long creasy spergout session
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>>581425692
the twinbird anon doesn't really argue with anyone.
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>>581425448
odd that you assume i'm playing it, i've never played wow although maybe nows a good time to try it with the beta
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1/3
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>>581425717
True
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>>581425787
shifty... >>581410421
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>>581425717
I stopped trying to talk about the game months ago I just join in on the schizo spam now, this shithole doesn't deserve anything better honestly
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>>581425753
> Conveniently ignored the back-and-forth spam in the last thread
uh huh
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>>581426509
Its good that the soulful anons doing replays and finding new things can counter you by posting.
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>>581425717
That’s the result of no new content for you. People are going to find other ways to entertain themselves.
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>>581426603
Don't see any arguing from that end. Terrarian is always arguing with that anon but he won't argue back. It is kind of funny how zen twinbirdanon is from dealing with him for years.
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>>581425580
Be quiet DOScuck this is why no one likes you
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>>581426783
True. It must infuriate him.
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>>581425580
keep speaking dosqueen
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terrcucka gettin dat ass beat by dosjeet can’t even lie
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The irony being both terr and twin birds guy hate each other because they behave so similarly
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>yuh yeag blacked bbc poster killed /dsg/
>DOS is now actively killing /erg/
in the end we are the same
only a global culling of everyone who is mentally ill can save 4chan
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>>581426783
Right, just how 'zen' trish and zorban are, right? kek

If you keep replying with equally mentally ill, inane nonsense, then it's basically arguing. Just passive-aggressively in true doscuck fashion.
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>>581427086
I genuinely don't dislike terr, I didn't even dislike his dragonirian personality on /v/.
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DOS terr devil mush trish ytlaire creasy all are the conquerors of erg they live rent free in the schizos heads
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^ trying to hard
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>>581427424
Use the info. Those are the names of the duo that stalks the one name not associated with the rest of them. I'm sure you've seen ytlaire using bronylaire as his name before.
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can anyone tell me what theyre arguing about in the previous thread
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>>581427957
Anon found a bunch of birds in the game that explain the lore, it triggered the anon that follows him everywhere.
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>>581427957
Why don’t you ask them if you’re so invested retard
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erm...
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Ants with big, juicy abdomens!
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>>581428130
dont describe yourself cocksucker
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>>581428461
Funny how the lolbro won't spam this guy constantly. DOS is probably right they are all doing a playthru looking for the birds.
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>>581428640
>DOS is probably right they are all doing a playthru looking for the birds.
The dozens of bait threads they post on /v/ with the birds clearly in whatever image they use as the OP image point to that.
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>>581428472
I’m not the one asking retarded questions
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hi guys
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>>581429109
Hello! I'm "Antcel" (Apparently), and this is /erg/! Welcome!
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>>581429183
wassup anon. You enjoying the twinbird run?
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>>581429109
just had sex, you?
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>>581429183
hi antcel I've recorded myself popping that bubble I'm gonna post it tomorrow because I'm tired now
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>>581429257
NTA I'm enjoying mine. Not doing a new run though fuck that I'm on a completed file. No Leyndell for me :(
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>>581427934
You aren't important enough to be stalked, schizo. You're just a threadjester.
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>>581429263
no, I haven't
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>>581429257
I'm just doing my own run, slow and steady
>>581429328
Damn. It does make sense to pop them because of the cathartic reward for popping something so big and swollen and full of treats. But personally, I don't like popping them. I like them unpopped.
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>>581429436
I don't want anyone stalking me so that is fine.
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>>581429506
>cathartic
He is still in your mind when you shitpost to yourself lol.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dTIY5AHyKI
Peak Souls II
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>>581429710
Don't get involved that is the mental illness they do when I won't give them their attention. It will go on for hours while we watch and laugh.
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damn you got assblasted today
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621 is for new beginnings and manifestation.
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>>581430927
Glorious levels of smug satisfaction.
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I want to die
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>>581431408
we know tinpo
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>>581431408
we know /erg/
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1/3
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>>581431689
lol
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should I q? I haven't played for a year btw
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>>581432190
ask yourself or let the magic numbers decide
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>>581432190
if you want
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I miss Madison...
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>>581427119
we need trishtina
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>>581421469
That's my mom dude
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>>581427119
you can just say t_-_
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Skinning boc's fingertips and using them as condoms and raping her so i don't accidentally sire any demi humans.
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>>581427119
dragonirian.initLoop()
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>>581433195
Boc is a guy tho...
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>>581432503
blud thinks hes zuk
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Didn't play Nightreign today.
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>>581433770
we know jeenine
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>>581433770
>nightreign
>today
of course not, silly. You play it toNIGHT!
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Didn’t play any video games today
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>>581432570
sex with this anons
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might play some eldie ring
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>>581421469
That’s Godfrey’s baby factory
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>>581421469
My wife(male)s mother
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queue?
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>>581431408
because of the guilt?
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if sequential digits I will queue
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>>581435693
I can queue in an hour.
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>>581435819
ok
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>>581423050
wokies and libcucks have no response to this
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1/3
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>>581437586
got a game?
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>>581437839
nope
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if 69 I will q
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>>581437586
still in queue?
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>>581438296
>>581437586
still in queue?
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>>581437939
still in queue?
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first time doing this in 6 months teehee get ready to carry me ;)
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erg seamless coop NG+2 Taunter's Tongue DLC run
Password: erg
Level 150
Scadu level 20 and spirit ash level 10 is recommended
Spirit summons will be disabled
Dressing up for the general area is highly encouraged (for example: a Messmer soldier cosplay for the shadow keep, a Curseblade cosplay for Belurat, or a Omenkiller cosplay for Shadow Altus)
We will try to kill every boss and play through every dungeon
The run will be streamed on Twitch so you can see all the highs and lows (especially the lows)
Continuing on September 19th at around 4PM UTC with each session lasting 3-4 hours until we beat every boss or we give up

>Do I need to be in NG+2 to join?
No.
>I don't have a character ready, what can I do about that?
You can use mods or install a working Cheat Engine table and give yourself all that items that you need within a short time span and to quickly kill the bosses required for the DLC or to change your character level. If you don't have Cheat Engine installed just follow a guide and make sure to read everything during the installation process.
>Why level 150?
125 is unfortunately nigh dead compared to 150.
>What if I'm TheBlocked™?
I cleaned up my block list for the occasion. I can't control whom other people block.

Any feedback is appreciated.
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I am in queue
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>following me and rehealing me while I'm trying to die with my twiggy
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>>581442096
that's not funny elf
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>>581442096
that's geg elf
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wow katar is bad
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>>581442096
"hmmm this is some weird routing but I'd bet he has some trick up his sleeve!" -me
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>>581429916
>generic snow castle with one of the worst areas in the franchise's history
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>>581442096
You're beautiful
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>>581442096
creepy...
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>>581442096
Are you guys going to queue again...or is china the only thing left for me to do?
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I can do one more if we want
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>>581443428
2/3 domo
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>>581443086
threadpaki...
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>>581443494
3/3
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hey obsessed weirdos, cut to the chase already
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That wasn't very epic
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spicy cold dog
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GGreg, I wonder how much damage I am losing on 10 stacks of dreg with that lower attack below max hp. Surely it's atleast 7/8 stacks worth.
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gggreg
>>581446017
yeah that's big anti-synergy
I think it's -15%
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>>581446017
>>581446153
gg very smooth & silky run
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>>581446153
Chance of big damage but less field ults hmm. I'll try more later.
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10 fucking thousand per chungus l2 god damn
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i puked
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>>581446172
Smooth and silky you say?
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>>581448107
>dat no pickle-pee, dat no pump-a-rum!
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Autismmaxxing is the best way to play a videogame. I really hope that From can come up with creative ways of dodging attacks in their new games.
Catbox sort of related.
https://litter.catbox.moe/qwfxciq4wxwv0iz8.mp4
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>>581451170
interesting, these catbox links work for me. i guess greasy's clips are corrupted with chinkware.
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>>581448107
Why isn't a lolcow spamming you endlessly about this image?
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Hey guys, I wanted to apologize that I've been acting so raped about a fictional region in a video game. My therapist has since told me that Elden Ring isn't real, not everyone I dislike or speak to online is brown, and that medication can rectify some of my mental health woes. Sorry again.
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>>581451170
Deflecting should be a core mechanic imo
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>>581453072
Not a core mechanic but it should be a thing along with all the other parries. Don't know what you'd do to balance it with the others but it should be as normalized as the other parries.
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>>581453072
>I should be able to sit in front of anything and treat an action game like a rhythm one.
That's lame as fuck.
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>>581453838
Make the punishment for missing heavy so you can't just stand there and spam it
>window is ridiculously small, smallest of all parry options
>automatically drops your poise to 1 x frames after activating it so it can only be used on single attacks
>anything like a push or kick afterward can topple you as a counter

Make it highly restrictive so only max pros can do it and even then there is a natural counter in the systems. The ideal set up doesn't concern the deflect, the meta becomes about your initial poise and how far the deflect pushes you back if at all. The best versions of deflect builds in this mindset would actually be low poise so your deflect gives you the backwards summersault animation which can keep you safer in the followup counter. Someone poisethicc wouldn't get knocked back and leave you open for getting critted as you deflect animation is still happening.

It would naturally open up more sword and board builds being the normal build if doing shield bash/crash couldn't be deflected the same way colossals can't be parried. If shields become more normalized you can have the axe skill that rips the shield out from a defender like in sekiro become a thing. The combat is still largely the same but now there are more options that feel like counters to things. Right now the meta is either giganuke someone so they can't get close or parry and 1 shot so you don't have to engage in combat. Combat doesn't feel like there is much give and take between players, as is it is shooting fish in a barrel for 1 side most of the time. I feel nothing getting obliterated or obliterating someone with Miquella's rings of light, but if I died in some cool back and forth of attacking, deflecting, shoving, then fucking up and getting shanked it would feel like I actually lost.
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>>581452816
Elden ring isn't real? Then what have i been playing?
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>>581455163
Video game about make believe. Some of our shitposters have gone off reservation and started thinking the fake religions and groups in a video game were real. You literally can't talk about the golden order anymore because someone will spend 10 hours of their day roleplaying as a golden order retard that can't tell up from down and spews golden order platitudes at you.
They forgot they were a guy playing a game in the modern age entirely.
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>>581428472 (me) Meant for >>581433226
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>>581455310
i see
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Post Elden Ring waifu armpits
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>>581455701
It isn't a big deal in the long run. Anyone roleplaying as the weird insular factions in the game are choosing to prescribe their arguments so you can outplay them instantly.
A golden order retard spamming walls of text at you about the perfection of the golden order can be countered by R=M, a goldmask enjoyer can be countered by stating he is a hornsent, a liurnian carian simp can be countered by saying that meteors aren't stars, etc etc.
Each of the factions is a fragmented portion of a whole that represents truth, if you roleplay from one of those fragmented portions you are intentionally putting a bunch of blindsides into your own perspective that can be ripped apart with game context intentionally. Only an universal conjoined truth of the whole can't be countered.

The women here don't like where that implication leads because of the messenger. But the message itself is unassailable.
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>>581455882
No
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>>581448107
What is this?
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Uh oh it's DOSfag meltdown o clock again
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>>581456614
What do you need of me now my flockling?
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>>581456645
Shut it maggot
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>>581456743
But what do you need of me this time? If you are just seething at me again you can say so.
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>>581456798
See >>581456743
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>>581456898
oh, the loops already. I'm so sorry broski.
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>>581420302
Build for BDC (Big Demi-Human Cock)
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>>581456927
>>581456743
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>>581457067
I know bro.
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>>581457154
>>581456743
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>>581457224
I know. I'm sorry I did this to you. You appeared to be much happier when you were doing the twinbird arg yourself and finding new things to show me.
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>>581457306
>>581456743
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>>581457817
I know looped brony.
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>>581457865
>>581456743
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>>581457908
Anon, you can do this for me all day I already acknowledge you are my little brother here. I find it endearing how much I mean to you.
I love the discord overall for how much love they show me. I kind of feel bad for you when no one reports you for your spam.
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>>581458053
>>581456743
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anyone queueing?
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>>581458323
I know dragonirian. You find any new birds yet?
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>>581458448
>You find any new birds yet?
Her anger stems from not knowing how to find the birbs when everyone else can. Even her duobuddy that usually posts with her has started doing the playthrough and abandoned her.
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I saw a zoomer in the supermarket today with a Radagon t-shirt
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>>581458382
I can in 20m
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>>581459114
The black pedo at my work has a mohg carrying miquella shirt he wears at least once a week.
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>>581458448
>>581458618
>>581456743
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>>581420302
My Queen!!!
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>>581460251
I know bronybroski. Do you need me to tell you how to find the lore in the game? There is a system to it.
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>>581460415
>>581456743
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1/3
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1/3 mmv
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>>581461018
ok I'll queue mmv too
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>>581460502
I know. I'll explain some of the tips for you which will benefit lurkers reading (1 to 100 rule you keep forgetting exists).
>use the telescope to look at things
>use glow or rainbow stones to light up areas
>use ghostflame torch to see specular qualities on walls so they shimmer and reveal their imagery
>root or knot resin are placed at povs to see things, if you pick one up stop there and look around
>arteria leaves you think are useless pickups are also like this
>change time of day to dawn and wait at suspected areas to see the shadows move in real time to reveal imagery
>look up, ceilings and skyboxes are full of lore imagery
>names of grace locations can often be a hint at what you are seeing if you are confused
>gain access to the Haligtree so you can use the prayer room grace as a hub for looking at armor and gear under special lighting
>look closely for arrows etched into stone or ground, that is telling you directly where the lore imagery is
>get all the lore appropriate helmets (bird and crucible helms), they slot into surrounding geography from your pov to tell you where to stand
>get in the habit of moving your camera or person in a spiral motion, a lot of the imagery is a series of images that tell a narrative as you spiral around the point of interest
What you are looking for is birds, but you'll also find other imagery related to the pre-erdtree days, or other repeated themes important to the godbird like centipedes, cocoons, the twin-bird changing into other lesser gods, and flying thru the ring and changing.
It is really simple once you start doing it and get what the devs want. Now you have no reason to not know how to do what the rest of us are doing.
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>>581461152
3/3 gomen
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>>581461232
oh nyo...
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>>581461192
>>581456743
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>>581461516
I know dragonirian but now you know how to do the playthru like the rest of us. There are even anons doing old souls playthrus and finding the twinbird imagery there. This really is the metanarrative all their games circle around - A godbird in its nest.
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>>581461516
you dont have the mental fortitude to keep this up, remember that dos has no life and can keep going like this for a full week
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>>581461613
>>581456743
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>>581461643
I've been doing it for over a month in between work and family life. I genuinely don't care how upset this makes my 2 stalkers.
Protip - he's doing it on purpose so I'll explain it more and it gains traction, he's actually doing the runs himself and posting images on /v/ constantly. This is performative.
>>581461767
I know dragonirian.
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>>581461863
>>581456743
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>>581462268
I know bud.
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>>581462351
>>581456743
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>>581462581
I know. Again, sorry about the images slowing down my timer so you have to nervously hover over the thread waiting for me.
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>>581462658
>>581456743
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>>581462805
I know. I'm going to add you as a component to the eventual videos I'll upload about the new lore.
How would you like me to frame you in the narrative? I'm not going to be mean about what you are so give suggestions that make you look good.
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>>581462976
>>581456743
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I'm going to stop replying to him I don't think he can be salvaged. Yes, we all know he is going to keep spamming me all day and when I do go do something irl he will beg for me to come back for hours.
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>>581463031
raped and gaped that cocksucking threadjeet so hard he admitted defeat good job victory is now yours
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>>581463135
Freezing him out pisses him off more than giving him attention does.
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>>581463521
I see the /v/ threads I know. Loops and all that jazz.
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>>581463031
>>581463371
You got him talking in the third person again this is really bad for him
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>>581463521
>>581463672
>>581456743
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>>581459114
alright then
>>581459651
you should ask him why he’s like that
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>>581464134
No reason to ask why you are like that we all know already. The obsession with me is self evident.
It stems from back on /v/ when some doxings happened and I noticed, thats all.
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>>581459114
>>581459651
man i wouldnt care if he was a pedo or whatever i would love to talk about ER with someone irl, everyone I've met only plays cod fifa or fortnite. fucking hate it here
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>>581451724
maybe it’ll finally fuck his hard drive and rid us of him
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>>581464404
He's a pedophile and I know, he knows I know and we don't discuss it. The other shirts he wears are pink anime shirts of really gay stuff that looks like hello kitty but isn't.
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>>581464282
hey retard learn to read that conversation isn’t about you
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>>581463031
you are victorious in this arduous battle king you have defeated dostinx mentally the spoils of war are yours to claim
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>>581464634
It was an ironic joke you took seriously because you are overly invested in this when I think its funny.
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>>581440103
>>581439935
>>581438296
>>581460982
Still in queue?
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>>581464528
yeah i wouldnt mind being his friend still
we all got that one friend who's a pedophile but hes chill so its okay
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>>581465590
He is a coworker not a friend. You don't become friends with pedophiles in general their worldview will be foreign to you.
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>>581464404
when my husband upgraded us from a ps4 to a ps5 he told the employee at target that it was mostly to play elden ring and the employee got all excited to talk about the game but my husband told him that his interest was like exclusively for the multiplayer aspects of the game and the employee was visibly confused by that and didn't know what to say anymore for some reason
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>>581464809
I will be now
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>>581465910
oh man thats sad.
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>>581464734
i don’t care and that makes no sense you just can’t read
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>>581466143
You appear to care immensely based on the pings you keep doing to me to try and figure out which posts are mine when I don't reply to you.
>keeps pinging 20-30 minute old posts as soon as the topic changes
>judge the timer based on previous timers
Its weird man.
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>>581466081
sometimes I still wonder if that guy was the kind to go online and say that fromsoft is over because their two last games are multiplayer centric, or that kind of thing
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>>581466081
>>581465910
Completely normal reaction, to most normies Elden Ring is that epic sword fighting game where you hit big monsters with your big sword with some kind of multiplayer minigame tagged on that no one really plays.
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>>581466513
you and I both well know normies only avoid it because they are intimidated by the difficulty and perceived embarrassment
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>>581466240
your instant replies are funny at least but you’ve bored me with this bit now just try to read next time so you don’t embarrass yourself ok?
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>>581466878
Sorry I waited a while so you couldn't use the post to try and find the rest of my posts. Really sorry about that.
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>>581465890
you can be friends with your coworker especially if you share the same interests
>>581465910
your husband is dumb imo
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>>581466513
The weird part of the story is anon made up being married AND put himself in the position of being ridiculed by some worker at a best buy or whatever.
People that put themselves into positions of humiliation when making things up are weird cucked people. It can only happen as an end result of a struggle session breaking their ego.
>>581467161
Weird pedophile behavior.
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>>581467214
I mean if anything in real life the employee felt embarrassed that he couldn't contribute to the multiplayer conversation but you do you with your strange insecurities anon
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>>581467214
strange projection but ok
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>>581467478
It is a made up story so you'll make fun of the anon telling it. They get off on the abuse from being groomed on a discord. It is a specific brand of humiliation fetishism that only happens on discords.
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>it's DOStinx
ah that makes sense
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>>581467762
Yeah, we've known that twinbird anon's stalkers are a duo and one of them is trish.
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Twin birds is getting extra upset he’s even inserting himself into other conversations now
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>>581467762
it always is so obvi when he gets triggered by the superiority of invaders
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>duoposting again
kek
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>>581467991
truth he literally can't stop talking about his boogeymen in every thread, a deeply disturbed individual indeed
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>>581468097
They can't help themselves he controls their lives now.
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why are u guys so weird maybe go touch some grass instead of posting diarrhea all day?
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>>581468442
I do sometimes. I'll leave for work or family stuff and come back 12 hours later to see this chucklefuck begging for my attention the last 12 hours. Its weird.
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2/3 domo
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>>581468097
see, what is funny is that it's natural that you'd have multiple people ridiculing you most of the time because you make it inviting and also easy, so you can't help but have your delusion repeatedly validated despite the fact that I could guarantee you I am not who you fear, but you are past the point of reason and are spiraling with no real hope of anything slowing that down at this point, already before you finish reading thins I'm sure you have a canned response waiting on cooldown
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>>581465910
Your husband sounds autistic and retarded.
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>>581468442
Why would I ever want to touch that thing
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open-palm slapping those honeypots!
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>>581468550
Its just 2 retards from a discord, they are harmless by definition here. Be nice to them when they attempt to be cruel to you, that is the only thing you can really do.
Look man, I've been on 4chan for 20+ years. I know how this place works. If it was really everyone against me the pattern of replies wouldn't just be these 2 idiots over and over and over again saying their mantras, there would be variety in response and volume but there never is. It is just 2 assmads that are assmad because I ruined their 'fun' which was just shitposting boards up. You know how I ruined their fun? Talking about the game. Sorry it bothers them like it does.
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>>581468791
lol you JUST tried that bit silly
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>>581468939
poor poor senile boomer there are facilities and medicines that can help you y'know
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>>581469087
Its fine if you don't know how to handle me telling you like it is. I'm sure you'll theorycraft some new gambits that you think will work out for you.
I already told you this is performative on their end. I don't think anything of them beyond that because they play their hand to get my attention way too freely. I've seen the threads they make on /v/ trying to get my attention with the bird images they found. They've undermined their own position in their bid to get sempai to notice them. This is the tail end of all their cope spirals like usual. Infinite FUD and retardation to cope with being found out, again.

You literally can't be mad at people that do that to themselves. You can only pity them. Genuine pity in the Christian sense.
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DOSjeeta getting that ass beat kek
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>>581469406
I mean sure and all but you still confused me with the wrong people because of your big ideas, it makes me feel like it does you more harm than good, but you'll continue to do you and that's ok and it's funny too
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>>581469406
I like how they always demand for sources from claims but keep ignoring you saying they make threads on /v/ entirely.
I looked thru the archive and found the thread for you. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/747812109/#747825991
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>>581469824
There are many more.
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>>581451724
1. That's litterbox, not catbox
2. I record using steam. And edit the clips in steam too. So whatever steam is doing could be the issue.

There is something strange with Steam's recordings, because despite exporting clips using 4chan compatible codec h.264, the videos still won't upload. At first, I tried to get the clips under 4mbs using Steam's interface. I got 1 of them down under 4mb, taking a huge loss in quality. But when I tried to upload it, 4chan said the encoding was wrong.
Seeing as how unprecise Steam's quality control was, and how the encoding was weird, I opted to upload the full sized clips catbox instead.
Though the clips are unencoded on my end, who knows what Steam is doing under the hood.
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get bent kid
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>>581469824
imagine posting on /v/ how vile
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https://poal.me/adybbo
https://poal.me/adybbo
https://poal.me/adybbo
vote
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>>581470937
IP logger.
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>>581470937
This really triggered him. Well done.
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>>581453838
true exejeeta is lame as fuck
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>>581471487
is this triggering in /v/ or in your head
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>>581471550
>random executor mention
Holy mindbroken and obsessed.
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>>581471790
>random
Didn't follow the reply chain + you seem triggered
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>>581468960
I did not I’m another anon. I’m sorry that you like autistic retards. I’m the same way, it’s a tough fate.
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>>581471590
This broke him. Good job.
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>>581471790
you successfully triggered the EOS (executor obsessed schizo) and made him cry profusely good job
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>>581472368
You can tell who is actually married and who isn't based on what they say.
An actual married person wouldn't give you a single detail about their spouse or family besides mentioning they exist.
Someone pretending to be married will give you made up stories about their spouse or family, because the inherent risk of inserting outsiders into a 4chan conversation wouldn't enter their mind.

Only a gigaretard would add their family to 4chan as a potential avenue to attack, someone normal enough to get married would never ever risk their spouse's happiness or safety by talking about them, even nebulously, on 4chan.
Use basic logic.
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Why did nobody tell me that Golden Tempering R2s along with jump attacks in general shit on stoneskins?
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>>581471550
This got him crying to himself very impressive
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>>581471550
very true
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>>581472807
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>>581472368
you'll find your ideal love as long as you keep looking and as long as you ensure that you yourself are your dream girl's ideal guy! your joke made me smile although my husband is one of the more socially adept people you could meet, a long time ago before we dated we were at the same halloween party, I watched him snap his fingers and three whores appeared to recreate a meme photo with him and his two buddies, he pulled all focus to himself and when it was done he went straight to me to see if I thought it was cool but I just found his excitement to impress me really cute
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>>581472807
They have more poise in shartreign
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>>581472764
>WOS clitty leak
kino
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>>581473174
Proof?
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>>581472787
you don't talk to anyone born after 2000 do you?
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>>581473337
Try using greatswords for them in ER vs NR and compare the results
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gg lightning-slop
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>>581473361
Yeah this child is right. People born after 2000 are scientifically proven to be the stupidest people we’ve ever had so of course they will open up about their entire life to malicious strangers.
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>>581473323
what the fuck is a WOS? why do you keep making up new imaginary people to get mad in your head?
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GG cursed aus run. Good lord enemies were teleporting, I couldn't get drops for good 3-4 seconds. I am pretty sure I couldn't even pick up some of those invader weapons with good passives.
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>>581473527
so much damage gg
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>>581473534
excited to see the creative developments of such instances of "malice" in your future fictions
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>>581473682
That's because both you and the host are laggards, especially the host.
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>>581472078
You're the triggered one here with your apparent seething.
>>581473641
He's perma raped and needs a new scapegoat to constantly get mad at, please understand.
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>>581473682
hey it wasn't my net, i just have the standard aus latency

Naefy and Mush have cursed internet for some reason
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>>581473486
They still get raped by greatsword jumping R2s.
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>>581473682
troonyduck has fine net but high latency, troonfy however has insane shit net and should be blocked
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>>581473826
Most games with them for me are fine.

>>581473895
Funnily I don't think I've had laggy games with Mush.
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>>581473895
Its Optus's fault
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>>581473361
I have a few friends that also never talk about their families on 4chan. I don't talk about mine. It isn't relevant to discussing elden ring.
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>>581474419
Definitely plays the game and isn't larping
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>>581474796
oh good thing for you there are discords and reddits to talk about elden ring seriously with other boring such people
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>>581474986
Do you have anything to add besides kvetching?
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>>581475039
yeah my posts have included gameplay and oc and lore
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>>581475039
Of course not lol.
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>>581475261
! wrong and mad !
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>>581474271
Powerstanced, regular 2HR1s in ER interrupt them and do nothing in NR
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>>581473534
>millenitroon clitty leak
pottery
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>>581429481
Neither did he, don’t feel too bad about it
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I play with my boywife
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GG Balancers. Hate them just teleporting around and then stabbing me in the back.
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gg white birds i've never used uppercut on them before didn't know it can send them flying
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>>581477665
In Discord erp maybe
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>>581477964
>>581478017
gg I should've just kept one of the invader raider weapons I was doing zpds with a holy weapon
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>>581477665
Devil x Zombii
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>>581442096
you're beautiful
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>>581478173
Probably would've done more damage with the thrusting sword r1 spam lol.
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>>581474468
my condolences, they're probably the worst ISP i've used
>>581478173
its fine none of us were doing damage anyway
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>>581478458
>none of us were doing damage anyway
Umm? Were you not bearing witness to my 1600 CR2?
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We must turn the erg boys into erg girls
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>>581478935
cc and duck into girls
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>>581478935
israelite
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We must turn redcels into co-oppers.
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>>581478935
This this this
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We must turn Boc inside-out.
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What are some fun pre-DLC ashes to try with the Idus LGS? I've only ever really used Wing Stance with the Milady.



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