Short Editionhttps://lichess.org>>580284797
kys elinetranny eternal subedition
>>581361218called it
Pookesh is sub-2700He is closer in skill to us than he is to Magnus...
Good i can post again. Death to that filthy dyke
I'm sure this thread will be more about chess because OP used a guy instead of Eline
>>581460550
>>581459912beary>flukeass
wake up mr c-man... wake up and... smell the ashes
Sadly poopoocacafecesextrementshitinthestreet-esh managed a massive upset against some washed up 2500 and is now above 2700, for now at least
real thread: >>>/tg/98487944
Protip to my oppHang less than 3 pieces at any 1 time
>>581470305that's for confirming that you are indeed the pbt elinetranny somehow some people didn't believe it but now it's undeniable
>>581470305>pastebin trannys thread is 38 days old, will be 50 days when bump limit is reached And he doesn't kill himself why
>>581470838is it even that bad after nxg6?
>>581470969I am seriouschest
>>581471832lol not only you already admitted to being 3 digits but you think this >>580499205 is a "puzzle" worth posting
>>581472326Cool that you matched my IP address and know I made those posts. (I didn't)
>>581472942>I'm sure this thread will be more about chess because OP used a guy instead of Eline>if you need a thread with a specific picture to post about chess then you're not here to post about chesstotally not the same person, no way
>>581470838Pro tip to you, dont blunder Nxg6 next time
>>581473569Qf7 wins but it fooled me too at first
>>581472326is pbt a 3 digit rated noob or are you conflating different people again? nice chess discussion btw lol
>>581470305no, real thread with flags: >>>/sp/157772429
>>581470305Cool Ill see you there
a reminder that Uzbeks had to pay FIDE a $2.5 million bribe for their "costs" at the Olympiads like $5 foldable Temu chess sets
>>581477786talk about chess not chess politics
>>581478073we have /tg/ for that
>>581478212>6 posts a day average>mostly stream links and ultra low effort questions asked disingenuously in hopes get some activitylol let me dust off a classic
>in hopes get some activityGood morning SIR
>>581479663don't be racist in an nigel short thread you fucking asshole!!!!
>>581480389nige loves racism and sexism, he would want it to be this way
>>581480389unlike the Eline poster, you people have no qualms being racist
>catmixer replying to you calling out his shitty questionpost spam with his gmsir spam samefagging
>>581482001>catmixer pretending to be a schizo calling himself out
catmixer=pbt=elineposter=myschizodelusionoftheday
>yeah, you're a schizo for calling out my incessant samefaggotry. Deal with it, chud. Also I made your post o algo
you're a schizo if you talk about thread celebs instead of chesswhich you are
>erm... this is a FINE DINING RESTAURANT. You CANNOT talk about the guy taking a shit on the table next to you. We only care about food here. If you need a specific atmosphere to eat food you're not here to eat food.
what is the fine dining in this analogybecause it's certainly not you talking about chess
>>581483896>>581483991>>581484283>>581484504Unironically all catmixer
fine dining is chess discussion
Why are you retards so obsessed with ruining the thread? We could just have a nice free speech chess forum....
nooooo I have to be in a specific atmosphere that reflects my personal feefees to talk about chess... it's too hard if people start talking about catmixer :(
you're retarded nevermind
>>581484821some guy is actively hostile toward new players (see >>581472326) and thinks gatekeeping a dead general is a good idea so he reaps what he sows
Bro this cannot be real. First that generational hate-dunk on hikaru, now 20th century misgoyny. Is this dude like a former soviet lab experiment, designed to play chess that ended up getting unfrozen later?
>>581485361great chess contentwhat did hans have to say on the matter?
>>581480748>nige loves racism and sexismI know about the so called sexism, more like acknowledging reality, but did he ever say anything racist?He sure seems based enough to do it>you are know aware the madlad bragged about cucking Tony Miles in his fucking obituary
>>581486013
>>581485278if we actually talked about chess your 3digit ass wouldn't understand anything, we are begin inclusive and hecking wholesome by not doing it you ungrateful little shit
>>581486485so you would rather make the thread unbrowsable to any beginner? great strategy lol
>>581486013You now realize there are "people" who think this is based because the only thing they understand and respect is power
>>581485361>Mishra isn’t that promising anymore. He’s 17. His rating is like mine. In Classical this is complete crap, 2630. What good is that? No support? You should have played better, sorry dude… You should have reached 2700. And with 2630 at 17, no one needs you in the modern world.>Lazavik on Mishra little elf is growing on me, I won't call him lazacheat anymore
>I hate racism, sexism, any form of edginess, shitposting and gatekeeping >I love rules,heavy moderation,political correctness and being a decent fucking human being>ah yes 4chan is the perfect website for me
>I don't come here to talk about chess but chess celebs and chess politics>ah yes I'll go on the vg general and ruin it for everyone
>>581488146>ruin it for everyoneyou already admitted you are trying to ruin the thread because you are seething at being called a shitter>>581485278I have nothing against low rated and new players btw I generally try to be helpful to them both here and IRL, I mock you for it because you are an annoying faggot and there is a certain irony in you attacking people multiple times your rating for "not talking about chess"
>>581489275>there is a certain irony in you attacking people multiple times your rating for "not talking about chess"where is the irony here?
>>581489275>you already admitted (thing you never admitted)no you retard you're the one ruining the thread yourself by NOT talking about chess go ahead talk about chess that filters 3 digit players like me do I prevent you from doing that???
>>581489679he thinks it's ironic because he's retarded and think I control his actions and force him to talk about pbt or nigel being racist instead of chess lol
Can we dig up shitya so GODzavik can make him commit sui again?
>>581471624Qf6 pins the knight
>>581489784what do you consider "talking about chess" faggot only posting games and puzzles? complaining about discussing chess players in a chess general is absurd shades of the /tg/ janny but here this is the puzzle I'm currently doing have fun and this is a game I posted yesterday >>581348031whiny little faggot
https://lichess.org/JLKpdySZ
>>581491445*Qf7
>>581491467>what do you consider "talking about chess" faggot only posting games and puzzles?yeah that would be a startit's incredibly weird that you're trying to rationalize "nigel is racist in africa" and "tweet about lazavik being a chud" as chess discussion
So thread going good keep posting there boys
>>581492161SP I meant
https://lichess.org/mJIsIc1U
abandonmenthttps://lichess.org/VKxrlLNB
>>581492635How does he abort them so fast
https://lichess.org/832R0l34i don't know if he left or if i went to the tab too late
>>581493248What is your ELO?
>>581485361All the Russian players are like this. Nicest guy you'll ever meet when he's speaking English, then you look up some random articles in Russian where they just casually shit talk other players and call them cheaters. If you call them out on it, they just "oh lost in translation :))))"
>>581491891>the single most important thing about the chess general is that my favorite female player is always in the OP but don't you DARE talking about chess players in itcan you show me any posts where you discussed chess?
>>581497104go on twitter or reddit if you want to gossip about magnus and hans and lazavikI really can't understand why you think 4chan is the proper site for this shit unless you just want to say bad words with no punishment like you're mentally 12
for the anons ITT who did/are doing 1001 chess exercises for club players, did you also struggle with the ones about perpetuals specifically?It might just be that I'm not used to this kind of puzzles so I don't have the patters drilled into my brain I might have to find more of that cause I found perpetuals specifically way harder than the rest of the book so far, no I've gotten to stalemate ones and I'm breezing through them again>>581497392can you show me any posts where you discussed chess?
>>581497392kys faggot go back to /tg/ where you can janny your empty thread
>>581497860I can talk about chess now if you're done crying about chess celebsI'm on video 3 of danya's 3rd speedrun and it's been instructive like how dangerous a pin or how a queen alone can't cause enough damage to be a threat
Sp thread is booming take the drama over there
>>581498903>STOP TALKING ABOUT CHESS CELEBS REEEEEEE!>anyway I'm on video 3 of danya's 3rd speedrunLMAO
>>581499850I'm not talking about chess celebs there you retard, it's just the name of the resource
>>581499470are the botez really so famous normies that don't play chess not only know them but are the first thing they think about when chess is mentioned?every time there's a chess thread on sp it instantly becomes /botez/ general
>>581500824cool chess discussion brocan you take it to sp where it belongs
>>581500824That was me sorry. Just trying to sabotage any attempt to leave here.
>>581500824botez's? take it to /s/>>581497860asking for advice? take it to /adv/>>581496205russians? take it to /int/
>>581502708being a faggot? take it to /hm/
>>581502708complaining? take it to /r9k/spiritual jannyism? take it to /vip/
>>581493248>namefag after one win>lose the next game you get>go back to being anonymousWhere's the next challenge Mr. +1-1=0
>>581502708>The thread derailer is immunized against all dangers; one may call him a racist, bigot, redditor, shitposter, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a thread derailer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."
>>581503038Can you be nicer
>>581503273nice? take it to /s4s/
>>581503038i got busy. im guessing you don't have too much going on
based lazavik
>>581504114My wife’s a doctor
>>581505023you do anything? any kids?
>>581505512No comment
is coffee good for you?
>>581505023>>581505512>>581509636epic chess content bros! our general has a bright future
>>581509636I’ll take the fat one, bet she’s super submissive and insecure, not like the dinosaur that probably acts like a bitch
>>581509924If you don’t like it go to sp their chess thread is actually about chess
>>581509924i was accused of something after posting challenges. so i made it a little personal. then he started larping. analyze this interaction please i want to improve https://lichess.org/esaJBP59
>>581509924Your posts are the worst ITT bu far, crying isn't chess either retardTalk about chess if you are even able to or shut the fuck up
>>581510359fatties often have far worse attitudes
Me on the left
>>581510359reminder that she is a titled player while being weaker than most people ITThttps://www.chess.com/member/lularobslove from kazakhstan
>>581511950w*men were a mistake
https://lichess.org/S7B35THX>>581511950are u part of that majority
>>581512459obviously
https://lichess.org/6DUi8w6zthis game decides the best of 5
>>581510359Sorry to tell you but she fell for the ozempic hype. She turned from a beautiful fat goddess pig to a lowly anorexic harlot thot.
>>581514726ouch
>>581515432show some fucking respect to your opponent
>>581516121it's not even him it's a third party
>>5815173022-3 = -1 wdym 0?
What is the average rating of /chess/?
c*tm*xer thread
>>581518583c*tm*xer=pbt=elinetranny=schizodelusion
>>581518583cutmaxer? I think those are on /r9k/
>>581518583that guy doesnt even come around anymore u can tell his posting style he puts ai pictures of cats and talks about the weather and fornication
>>581518923thats sounds absolutely revolting no wonder hes hated around here LOL
>>581519068>>581518923kys cummixer
>>581518923bullshit, he is chexually and brickxbrick on lichess. He has 100s of accounts there.
I NEED to go to the chess general and talk about my boyfriend
>>581519486Proof?
>when you try to be witty and offer a queen tradedon't ask about the rating
>>581520159Rating?
Happy birthday to Nodirbek Abdusattorov!!!
>>581520398Nice thanks for updating us on current players birthdays
Good night /chess/
What’s the Chess BITE of the day?
HIGHs and LOWs of your chess day? We used to call it thorns and roses of your day lol
That was at the rehabilitation center, I’m here if anyone needs to talk add me on lichess
>>581524906Highs were beating a jeet and a shitmerican zio-demonLows? Hmm id have to think
found this sac and my opponent killed himself IRL I think
>>581532627damn we are both engines todayPGN if any of you plebs want it:1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. e5 Nfd7 5. f4 c5 6. Nf3 Nc6 7. Be3 a6 8. Ne2 Qb6 9. Qc1 g5 10. c3 g4 11. Nd2 f6 12. a4 fxe5 13. dxe5 Bh6 14. Bf2 O-O 15. g3 Kh8 16. Qc2 Ndxe5 17. fxe5 Rxf2 18. Kxf2 c4+ 19. Kg2 Bd7 20. Re1 Rf8 21. Nf4 Bxf4 22. gxf4 Rxf4 23. Nb3
>>581532892>+0.3I'm only a 2060 Elo pleb but white looks winning to me here thoughAlso how the fuck did you both find Rxf2 then Nb3 in under 2 minutes each
>>581533279Lichess anon mode gives you +/- 500 Elo at random
>>581533587I played a guy earlier on here who went from blundering to 2800 elo, you know who you are
>>581533882im the only one who's been posting challenges today so if you're referring to me post game link
What’s your ELO?
>>581537435Tc?
>>5815374352242 chess.com blitz
>>581543741Proof?
>>581544178He’s just larping as usual
>>581485361Based. Women have smaller brains, it's not that deep.>>5815374352300 licheat bullet. Genuinely haven't played blitz in forever.
>>581548169Proof?
>>581548816https://lichess.org/v5N0kkvI
Bibisara, the self-centered one, has started the Olympiad with two draws against 2100s, with her money-grubbing Mom looking on. Meanwhile our perfect angel and consummate team player willed her teammates each to wins from drawing or losing positions. I know who I want on my team. And it’s not the selfish one.And if that one guy says he hates simps or what whatever. You are a complete fool. You wouldn’t know greatness if it sat on your face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Iosf6btzM&
check
How it feels to be an Aluachad come Olympiad timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aGrPqHnMmwOh Board 1 and the only good women’s player in Kazakhstan just took a draw in under an hour? Alua is playing black and the evaluation says +3.8? Yeah no worries… three straight victories are on the way. I hope this humbles the idiot, and Bibisara, and her mom. You’re not the only women’s player in Kazakhstan.
New chesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ6H_73IKj8
>>581566821Why would I watch this when I can watch an actual master of the game, Alua Nurman, in roughly 40 minutes?Also your attached image is completely disgusting and minimizes what makes a woman truly beautiful.
>>581567781i wonder what her lips taste like
>>581567781by that logic why would you watch alua when you can watch players >300 points stronger in the same tournament? >Also your attached image is completely disgustingdid the obvious "new chest" joke really go over your head?
>>581570036I just prefer her games. She’s a reckless madwoman yet through scratching and clawing seems to come out on top, frequently. Also, in her eyes I see someone I knew before, a long time ago. But I’m still trying to make my mind up. Am I free or am I tied up?
>>581570036>did the obvious "new chest" joke really go over your head?Naturally beautiful women are beautiful naturally, that’s just what I prefer. And it’s the same with chess players, I prefer the ones with natural talent and not the ones who were whipped into doing it.
>>581570683True
>>581532627>>581532892What Elo is this
>hate jeets>hate the botvinnik-carls almost as much >blunder a piece on move 6 like a retard against a "canadian" jeet cheap trick in the botvinnik-cucks>continue to play like shit even after>still win somehow>mock him in chat afterwards>he blocks me lolthe power of pure contempt feels really fucking good
It's funny how blatantly Indian r/chess is. Only games posted are by Indians, and they're bragging about Gukesh beating a 54 year old 2600 lol
>>581590258why are you just blatantly lying? it's even more obvious when you scroll down
>>581590258They are ""only"" 20-30% of the total users but the problem is they are mega-tribalistic so it seems way more because every one of them will upvote every single positive posts about india I've stopped looking at comments all together and only go there for quick news because of this but when I did look at comments I constantly saw>factually wrong gloating indian comment >+73782367 upvotes>polite neutral response pointing out the truth with proof>mass downvoted
What time is the weekend tournament at?
>>581594047I see people posting this often, why don't you just set it up?
Dannyly reminder it is NORMAL have to a 400 point range you go up and down in continually
>>581594667That sounds like something the team leader should do. https://youtu.be/1vbsFzZJC50?si=WLFzQuCb2kz2FGby
>>581594667It's catmixer "bragging" that he killed the team with his cheatingImagine what kind of scum you have to be to be proud of that
>>581597121The team is still alive and strong, what are you on about?>>581594667Most of our team is 800 elo players now. It’s not fun for them to play in tournaments and get zero points.
>>581596169That was a hilarious video kek. I like it that much better because it's just a good video idea with funny commentary, doesn't need to use his own voice or anything. But please stop obsessing over zoombam, he's never letting you in, just keep grinding your alt for Christmas.
>>581597647Is zoombam the team leader? I thought it was Seriouschest
>>581597121I thought it's just a joke about the sunday tournaments we sometimes have. It's not like he ever cheated or anything. Kind of like this 800 elo thing he keeps spamming, it amuses him. Or the SeriousChest thing.
Ayoye! Namefagging is back in full force today.
>>581597886Can you start the tournament seems there’s a lot of people online right now. Good opportunity! Also it’s been proven there are multiple 800s and even a 600 in the thread, be respectful.
just start it yourself and shut up with the catwhistles you throw in for the knowers>t. catwhisperer
>>581598296Last time I started it myself no one joined and I cried myself to sleep that night.
>>581598423>cried myself to sleepSo just a regular day?
>>581598926Fuck, you got me good haha
I am now Denis Lazavik gang purely because he makes reddit seethe
>>581590258>they're bragging about Gukesh beating a 54 year old 2600 lol>this is what jeets actually believe
>>581590258>>581600339i cant wait till this shitskin gets flushed, it will be the melty of a lifetimeive got a few accounts ready to be used for baiting them too
>pre moves accepting the morra like he's hot shit>gets mocked and banned
>>581597647>doesn't need to use his own voicebetween that and not showing his flag he's probably some jeet hiding his unbearable accent but the video was funny
>>581609536his channel location says vietnam but that's not even important, being anonymous is based and one of the benefits thereof IS that people are judged on the quality of what they put out instead of their identity
>>581609536Hes a lesser asian not poo
come on mister cat it's your job to bump the thread in NA hours
*Meows* Puuurfect day for some chess :3
"It is madness to train with women... They don't understand anything that we are being taught" — Denis Lazavik
>>581633972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az54p6zlmR0He has already backtracked
>>581470305>tg janny comes here to seethe at any discussion of chess players>half his own thread is simp posts about chess players and youtube linksI guess he can't afford to ban people anymore when it's so dead already but still ridiculous
>>581636762That’s just to protect his chess career, we all know what he meant and secretly agree with him. Some of us not so secretly…
>>581641210>>581641214>one second apartkek that schizo will seethe about "the samefagger" now
Divyas brahman titties are my personal possession and by extension the possession of the entire white race
>>581641382Kek
English players, how do you typically deal with the symmetrical variation? This is the most annoying one for me to play against and I'm never quite sure what to do against it. I usually try to play the main English moves, hoping they don't compy me the whole way. Once the middle game is reached, I just fart around and try to make a sensible pawn break at some point while hoping for the best.
>>581643582>Didnt inb4 dont be a cuck, play e4, etc this postDon't be a cuck, play e4 etc
>>581644156Oops! But I stopped playing e4 as a beginner because it caused other beginners to shit all over themselves and give me free wins for a long while.
Another perfect attacking masterpiece in bullet played with the same accuracy as Lelachess0 or morphy
What time is the weekend tournament tomorrow? I have some tricky openings I can’t wait to show you guys
>>581649057shes dreaming of bwc
>>581649351Hans' hairline bros...how fucked are we really
>>581643582How do e4 players deal with the Petrov? How do Queen's gambit players deal with the Austrian defense? Use White's half tempo advantage to make a d4 advance to break symmetry. 3. Nf3 followed by d4. if they play 3. e5 in response you play 4. d3 and symmetry is broken.
>>581651527>How do e4 players deal with the Petrov?easy, I win every time
>>581652903What if black plays d6 instead of Qxe5? How do you counter the Kholmov Gambit?
>>581653502I've managed to bait an embarrassingly high amount of 4 digit elo players with a fake threat on the f pawndepends on your rating, obviously won't work on intermediate+ level
Is coffee good for you?
>>581650496He’ll be the first bald American world champion
>>581659414Didn't Steinitz go bald and move to America?
>>581641382>its schizo to notice my samefaggotry
>>581659984Proof?
I barely scraped this swindle together
>>581668970How do you know what to do next?
>>581670292I've been playing chess online ever since I was a preteen
>>581670832So decades?
>>581672775~12 years
I beat a Ukie and it reminded me of Chuky
>>581673170You’re 24? I thought everyone here was 40+
>>58167611523 not 24
A samefagging rally in a non-Cheatmixer thread? This is everything right now!
>>581676175You’re literally half my age how did you get so good?
>>581677991I watched youtube videos/Esserman's stream, did puzzles and played 1000s of hours of blitz
>>581650496at least he's tall
>wonder why gigachad warmerdam isn't playing for the netherlands>look him up and he lost 140 points in the last 2 yearshttps://ratings.fide.com/profile/1048104/chartCrazy for someone in his mid 20s, I wonder if he got an unrelated job or a psycho gf or what
gukesh will bounce back
nah
Oh no no no muttsisters not like this
At what elo you consider someone good at chess? chess.com rating system
>>5817097152000 rapid
>gukesh win and hans lossBest day in history for r/chess
Magnus was the last world champion, Kasparov says
>>581712780Human cope. The world championship simply passed to the engines. All hail Stockfish, long may it reign
>>581718393stockfish uses stockfish which is cheating
>>581510359https://youtu.be/9BZOGt7G3_g?t=7
>>581721770Kek, hello fellow 40+ year old
Slow day
Making stockfish fight over which of 2 +12 moves gets added to my opening repertoire instead of doing something useful with my time.
>>581724301Fast day
>>581733625How long have you been fasting for brother?
>>581643582you play an opening that does not require prep, you're doing the prep for your opponent who can simply keep copying you until draw is agreed. Anyone sensible would change it
kek seriouschest was getting pounded while making this video and tried to cover it uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ6H_73IKj8
>>581745551Leave him alone.
>>581739213He should play the wing gambit
He’s still sitting there right now.
Are you guys posting somewhere else?!
>>581765073No 4chan is just that slow
dr pavel? im cia
>>581776794Dr Vasyl? I'm FIDE
>>581777334you dont get to bring fish
>>581777396fish is life
Would you realistically do it?Stockfish says that at his point just trade your queen for the bishop and a rook. (After taking the bishop, black puts a rook on e8 and you cannot save the queen without getting checkmated)
>>581783681Yes, a queen is worth a rook+bishop+pawn. Having the bishop pair be completely unopposed is more than enough compensation for the pawn
>>581783681Yeah, I could see myself doing it. In the end position you're up a clear piece for nothing.
So Frederic Svane is a massive cheater good to know!
What's a good opening trainer software? Something that lets you import a pgn with many alternative moves and lets you practice the entire opening tree.Something free. I'm really tired of all the jewing that's going on in chess.
>>581796064Lucas Chess
>>581797891thanks, pretty much what I wanted
>>581799641
>nooo god says we are not allowed to play boardgames tonight, he's very specific about that. please bend the rules for us>neeToo bad that it happened against a team they would have lost to anyway, would have been much funnier if they had to forfeit against some shitter team
>>581600548The only thing getting flushed will be the shit nuggets fermenting in your unwashed ass and the dog semen festering in your mom's filthy cunt, cumskin.
>>581810007you gave me an idea to start capping delusional jeet posts for a collage to laugh at when the inevitable flushing happens, see you in december
>>581809870They should be allowed to let a goy play for them
EZ poo flush today
Uzbek stronk :DDD
>>581831241Perennial losers on and off the chess board
>>581831241Every person in that picture is me.
>>581832348Same
>>581796064Lichess Chess
>>581834251Is it free?
>>581834817yes
>>581836358mad
Chess is probably the most goon friendly game. The turn systems allows for more time to think and goon, and the mechanics allow to move pieces with a single hand. Not only that, but the design is a clear tell that this is a game they want you to goon to
Are you guys posting somewhere else?
>>581840995Yeah, Ebaums world
>>581841157Link?
>>581840995We're talking about you in the group chat
>>581842826Positively?
>>581783681Get mated
Open appBeat jeetClose app
Ez Godns neimann dub
>drunk as fuck >gf distracting me>play pic related>99.9% of chess players will never play anything half as pretty even with full focusjust another day in a romantic GOD's lifenow out to buy more beerhttps://lichess.org/oj8DE9sF/white#43
Stjepan upload ... let's see if he can retake 2000
>>581869283I'd shower the board with gold coins
India only has 4 million total immigrants. What an absolute shithole it must be truly
New vid just dropped https://youtu.be/Vj4hCoIYaAU
>>581886158im guessing 1300 cheatcom
>>581887338damn i was right on the mark1224 vs 1340not a bad rating at all
>>581886158THIS IS HOW WE DO IT (THIS IS HOW WE DO IT)
>>581886158Is it theory for London sissies to trade queens before move 10?
>>581894985Play Bc4 for no reason, blundering it, and then not even reacting to losing a piece was very funny
Which retarded youtube influencer is responsible for this?I've literally never seen anyone ever playing this until a few weeks ago, and now several people are playing this absolute nonsense on low elo. At first I thought they misplaced their bishop from c4, but no, after the 10th time in a week there is definitely someone behind it.
Ez alua dub
Look what I did to this Lichud
If your game fell on a jewish holiday and your opponent asked to postpone it would you oblige?
>>581902185I would at least listen to his request.
>>581902185FROM THE CENTER TO H3SAMARKAND WILL BE FREE
>>581902563Their* request. Women can be Jewish too.
>>581903781She's binary though.
>>58190421701100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01110010 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011
>>581869283your gf must be very satisfied
Do competent anons only play 5+3 and 3+2?
>>581910907I play 10 + 0
Goodmorning chessamaniacs
rest day? more like rest gay! am I rite frens?
>>581916654I like shorts
I will forever be an Uzbek chad respecterKeep flushing
>>581896231That's funny. The good news is you're much better already, just Nf6. Don't play d6 which allows d4 and counterplay. You need to kick the queen to keep advantage
>>581910907No, the main time controls of strong players are the fastest and without increment. 1+0, 3+0 and if Rapid, 10+0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5fe-Dkx95Mserious bump
French exchange with c4 is kind of the headspace I'm in right now
>>581912352I'd rather be a 2000 blitz than a 2500 rapid
>>581950453Why not both?
Magnus rival™ bros how the fuck did he rank even nepo above of idol? this can't be happening!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elCS-j_ZH_Y=2034
>>58195700533:55 if the timestap doesn't work
Shitshy anand
Check this positional pawn sac. Very few games in the database with this but it is very difficult for white to not get a bad position immediately.
>>581966521>Giving up a backwards doubled c pawnBarely even a sacrifice desu
>>581966521Does the engine give a concrete reputation? Looks cozy
#TRVKE
Do you think Daniel Naroditsky was gay? I'm an LGBTQ man and I connected with Daniel a lot. I felt we both had this interest in intellectualism and mannerisms that strike me as part of being gay. I'm actually sad at what happened to him. I can't remember the last time a famous person died and I was actually sad, usually it's just like it's not even a real person and I don't feel anything because I'm not connected to them. But I feel like this is such a loss, he was such a good teacher and I loved his personality. He had meth in his system and that's a huge drug for msm (men who have sex with men) like me. Most of the country doesn't even smoke meth anymore, it's just the gay community. And yes I'm saying that from experience. There are some other small details that make me think he was gay or bi, but yea that's what I think. RIPOk, I just found out he had a girlfriend...... I guess he could be bi like me but still, not gay after all. In fact, I just relate to him even more now
>>581971776It’s the engine’s top move. But the position is rarely reached because of the h6 + Bb4 stuff but as far as I can tell the resulting positions look really strong, at least at the normie level.
>>581975275Why do you care about any of this?Are you central asian yourself?I thought you were a white guy with mogol fever
Levy Pozman is the Mike Israetel of chess.
>>581976182I went to find the source for this post and found this AMA instead. Apparently his editor entered a legal battle over the channel with Naroditsky's family?Absolutely insane behavior lol
>>581976182I think he was bi, maybe even pan
>>581978220so the AMA was just a way to advertise him looking for a job lol
>>581976734I just find the Kazakh boomer posting funny, incidentally. Tengri bless!
>>581978220>What I'll say is it was 5 years of work building that channel with Daniel. I think it would have been really cool to continue the channel and do cool events like blitz tournaments and stuff such as interviews about Daniel. That is not the direction the estate wanted to go and in the end that was their decision.What is wrong with wagies? Do they really think they own their work?
>>581978676That's the thing about life. People just care about their own and they quickly forget about the dead.
>>581976182>>581978220none of this shit is chess related you fucking cancerous faggots
>>581979383sure, but do the normies never pick up on this stuff? do they really think "oh wow he really loves his friend and wants to honor him" but can't read between the lines?
>>581979616Discussing the orientation of chess players is chess related sorry Chud
>>581979616can you show me a chess related post you've made ITT?if not the previous is still alive surely you must have some brilliant contribution there at least!
>>581980024how about i show you my dick instead bitch
>>5819800873 digit elo and 2 digit iq are confirmedone digit cm dick seems to follow the pattern
https://lichess.org/kGifeMdc
i for one think danya was a cunnyseur
like yourself?
>>581983334You’re talking about a dead man.
>>581985004like yourself?
>>581985062I’m very much alive. Are you threatening me?
>>581985306yes?
Denis "the Menace" LazavikHans "the chess speaks for itself" NiemannDaniel "the Prophet" Naroditskymore of this kind of thing?
Just played the stupidest St Kitts and Nevis bastard
>>581986171vlad "the implier"
daniel "child rapist meth addict" naroditsky
>>581986387lol
shitkaru "rating sitter" cacamura
>>581469246>>581964753>>581491173>>581986786What causes this obsession with shit? I genuinely don't think even the most street shitting Indian allows it to take up this large a part of their mind.
>>581987385
>>581988053>implying i even mentioned that you posted them>reddit filename
>>581986171>Maurice “the beast” Ashley
>>581986171>Daniel “the King” King
>levy "the kike" rozman
>>581987385>making up a silly childish name for a shitpost means shit takes up a large part of my mind>more so than jeets who literally eat shit and have shit throwing festivals no less is there a name for this form of midwitism?like if you see a stranger do something once you assume that's all he does all the time, it's surprisingly common with stupid people someone must have given it a name
>>581990410I consneed that my post wasn't accurate
>>581986171Serious "The Chud" Chesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5fe-Dkx95M
>>581991773I think he’d get more views if he showed his face like the black guy who’s like 1300 and gets hundreds/thousands of clicks
>>581991953he's a comedian too but you're joking
>>581993143Is that a watchmen joke? It’s a good read, I’d recommend it
>>581991953face reveal when I get to 100,000 subs
>>581977734Kek
>>581994371Kek good one
>>581994371You shouldn’t shut off your stream after a tough game, your pain/rage is part of the content
>>582004602This, I need more human level 10m games
>>582015315There's a million of them on YouTube with 100 views
https://lichess.org/WIiyvQKr/blackYou ever just do a bit of smurfing on Lichess? Why do the Lichuds play like this?
I pulled out my SMG and went on a little king walkhttps://lichess.org/bZA91Qcj#61
>>582015315https://youtu.be/RoEVn8_4358?si=V87Yk8PPred4qhzEI've been watching this guy. The only thing that ticks me off about him is how petty he gets when he's losing. Like the opponent could have mated in 3 but it took them 7 moves, he will make a snide comment about it or if they don't mate him fast enough (he sometimes never-resigns) then he gets super salty and whiny.
>>582026683Thanks for sharing I just followed him
>>582015432But Chest is our autist
>I LOVE HECKIN YOUTOOBERS
>>582028683he doesn't show his face so his content feels less personal than the other chess youtubers i follow
https://lichess.org/5d5071c9/blackI really don't understand why so many people play the london system
>>582026683>was 2101 on day 1>on day 94 he's 2064Kek these kind of series only work when it's smurfing(might be a good idea for chest too since he hates showing his losses so much) having to verbalize your thought process is a distraction so is the constant awareness that people will see the game, it's counter productive to try to reach a new peak like that
What the heck?? I thought he was our guy?? Where’s the hideous IDF poster when we need him?
>>582040730das rite
>>582040730>OY VEY >WE DESERVE SPECIAL TREATMENT hahahahahahahahahahahaha. so glad the world is finally figuring these people out.