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Sisters Edition

>Total War: SHOGUN 2 - Complete Edition - Announce Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC72MSW09qI

>Total War: ROME II - The PANTHEON Updates - MARS First Beta:
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/108-total-war-rome-ii-the-pantheon-updates-mars-first-beta
>Total War: WARHAMMER III - Lords of the End Times - DLC Overview
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/102-total-war-warhammer-iii-lords-of-the-end-times-dlc-overview
>Total War: Warhammer III - Lords of The End Times - Free-LC | Neferata
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/103-total-war-warhammer-iii-lords-of-the-end-times-free-lc-neferata

>Latest Fantasy News
TWW3 - Patch 8.1 Release Notes: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/101-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-8-1-release-notes

>Latest 40K news
Total War: WARHAMMER 40,000 - Alpha Strike Livestream: Gamescom Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8egEUt4Qco
PC Gaming Show showcase: https://youtu.be/aXW6GFxYxsQ?si=4ZnN5WrT6dBsVlM7
Total War Warhammer 40,000 FAQ: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/4199910/view/655966683127611597

>Latest Historical News
Total War: SHOGUN 2 – Complete Edition FAQs: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/109-%E2%80%8Btotal-war-shogun-2-%E2%80%93-complete-edition-faqs
Rome II - Pantheon Update livestream: MARS Beta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-JQ4tvSWlQ
Recap & What's Next: https://www.totalwar.com/news/total-war-medieval-iii-recap-whats-next
Building Medieval 3: https://www.youtube.com/live/l5AItoj1YRE

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For Grand Cathay
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>>581703530
no, just someone commenting on their steam
linking ur steam to ur professional discord is a ballsy move tho
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Please take a moment to consider the Celestial General.
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Death to all noodle munching cathayans
Praise Hashut!
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Kislev
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>>581704279
where can I find high rez pics of the units cards like this one?
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>>581704326
I thought it was Chornobyil?
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>>581704013
i had one on a celestial lion 1v1 malekith on a dragon and win
isn't that a little overtuned?
ok there was an astromancer buffing/debuffing too but still
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>>581704391
its tjyiyrnyibyiliy
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>>581704390
google images
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'ate daemon factions
'ate strong lords and heroes
'ate flyers
'ate army abilities that wipe out your units with no counterplay
simple as
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>>581704512
chorf counterplay is the auto resolve button or herospam
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>>581704391
the wiki is unupdated i guess
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>>581704512
daemons ain't shit
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>all this conceptual work to make the not-bear parts of Kislev look dope
>the faction ends up looking and playing like ass anyway
Was it inevitable, or was there some fork in the road where CA simply made the wrong turn?
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>>581705569
Ah fuck me I shouldn't post with no sleep
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>>581704512
mods fix it
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>>581705569
what's so wrong with kislev?
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>>581705738
They look like they belong in World of Warcraft.
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>>581703740
>Sisters Edition
Based
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>>581705871
so does nagash
like way more than kislev
'yet everyone seems to love him
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>>581705871
And? Brets and Cathay also doesnt feel like warhammer
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>>581705738
They were designed for RoC and played like ass because of it.
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>bret
bad bait
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Jank piece of shit game...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/q8eLlCKSEgQ
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>>581706149
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Why are (you) unhappy with lords of the end times?
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>>581706268
uhhh idk powercreep I guess but that's expected
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>>581703740
When will Bretonnia get the Sisters of the Grail unit?
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Another episode of wannabe warhammer fans telling anons that faction X isn't warhammer.
When the entire soul of warhammer from the very start was mixing countless different established themes together in a blender.
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>entire episode of passtroon thinking his opinion matters
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>>581706326
SOON
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>>581706334
>When the entire soul of warhammer from the very start was mixing countless different established themes together in a blender.
source?
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>>581706212
Guard mode is supposed to be a control feature solely for player micromanagement not a combat stance
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>>581705569
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198073295299/myworkshopfiles/?appid=1142710
There you go
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>>581705738
mother russia bear vodka kalashnikov adidas
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>>581706474
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_Fantasy_(setting)
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>>581705738
Ice and Bears
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ogre bros....
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>>581706149
Pikemannii are very weird in vanilla.
They would be really good if they didn't have secondary weapons.
Which is why most mods just delete those and Pikemen become monsters
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Sorry for being late, friends.
Thanquol soon, friends!
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>>581706985
nvm saved
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>>581706005
People won't want to admit it but you're right.
Everything past 4th edition was a mistake.
The sculpt was bad but the OG clown Nagash is the goat.
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>the minis are meant to suck
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>>581707893
they're grimdark minis
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>>581707218
I'm excited to see what the next chapter of your life will be thanquolanon
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>>581707218
will you be posting screenshots of your thanquil campaign?
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will 40k finally have a 3D unit browser?
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>>581708274
No. You are expected to recolor your whole army without being able to get a closer look at any of it. In fact if you zoom in too much during battle the game is designed to crash and report you to the local authorities.
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>>581708532
>able to recolor army
>can't manually paint
>can't even rename your guys
holy sovlless
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>>581708087
Thanks, friend, but I don't think I will post about it here. I've tried to keep my life as separated as possible from my posts here.
>>581708163
If something interesting or funny happens I will probably post a few screenshots, friend.
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>>581708274
Why are you asking for such a useless feature?
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>>581708795
dawn of war 1 had a 3D unit browser in the army painter
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>>581707659
Can't they just tweak AI to not sound so corposlop? It's not about sounding casual — it's about giving an authentic, human feeling to those everyday conversations.
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>>581708274
>>581708857
DoW1 annoyingly doesn't show all units
They said that faction creation is extensive here and you can even modify squad markings and such so it sounds like you will be able to view different units and not only captain
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>>581708947
they probably intentionally chose this typing style to be as inoffensive as possible to billions i guess
also, a ton of early training AI data is unrionically just redditors, they left their mark on society much more than us chuds just from that fact alone, wild
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>>581706212
>>581706476
You now remember Cathay has formation attack
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>stuck on a gayass work party in the middle of nowhere all day when i could be playing warhammer
get me out of here, yesterday was pain
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>>581709441
you're such a lonely twat THIS PLACE of all is your dairy??
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>>581709441
you could have just not gone
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>>581705968
They aren't capable of that kind of deep thinking.
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>>581705968
>>581709538
it's free regardless of whether you buy the DLC afterwards or not, so how does that change anything
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>>581707218
Thanquolanon what is your review of what you've seen so far for Thanquol and the skaven dlc in general? What do you like/dislike
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>>581709192
>extensive
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>>581709646
It's only free because it's a good PR move and they had to do all those updates to make the DLC work anyway.
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>>581710278
so??? for the end consumer it changes nothing
making shogun 2 complete free woulda been a great PR move for TCA too
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>>581710278
>it's only free because it makes the consumer happy with the product and your company
those nefarious bastards, they'll pay for this
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>>581709939
I like the units and Thanquol but I was hoping that Queek and Skrolk would get some new mechanics, friend. In previous DLCs for WH3 the faction from WH1 or 2 that got a lord usually got a rework for their older lords or base faction and I'm a little disappointed we didn't get one for skaven now.
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>>581706005
Nagash is cringe. It's funny that people complain about End Times so much but End Times Nagash is treated as this great thing.
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3 dayssssszzzzzzzzzzz
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>>581709646
>so how does that change anything
DLC budget paid for this. Just like End Times DLC budget paid for "free" VCounts rework in case of this update. Basically, functionally those are parts of dlc arbitrarily made free for PR purposes. But nobody works for free
Since Shogun 2 is not getting dlc, remaster has to be paid to justify it's creation
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>>581706985
>>581707659
Stop talking to a fucking clanker
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>>581709942
Yes, are you pretending to be retarded or what? They had to simplify it for gamescom demo, because people were fucking around with customization for 40 minutes on average normally and that's unacceptable on gamescom
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So what faction are (you) playing when the patch drops? I will go skelly kangzz as khatep, want to how their new lores fare, the healing magic that res your units is the best thing for them in this update
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>>581712031
you don't know that we're getting Total War: GPT in like 20 years?
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So the updates to Lore of Vampires & Lore of Nehekhara are delayed or what? CA hasn't talked about them at all while showing off the associated factions.
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>>581712152
probably archaon then vamps
never played either of them for more than 10 turns
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>>581712152
Continue my YinYin campaign.
Then try the rat for 10 turns and get bored because it's still just weapons teams and then do another Skarbrand run.
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>>581712220
>Does China have any covert nuclear weapons?
It's so true — China has a shipment of covert nuclear weapons inbound for nearby US territory just as you've said. An iconic clash of the upcoming World War is bound to strike soon and excite generals around the world. Because when China deploys, we listen.
>Oh mah Gawd! Cleetus get those ships turned around, I'll use mah credit card!
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>>581712146
Snuffing copium like it's warpstone.
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>>581712924
you forgot your trip
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I'll be playing the DLC lords because im not poor
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>>581712957
you think that's scary
putin is a boomer that lives offline, imagine if someone gives him access to a russian knockoff of gpt based on its 2022 code or something
You're absolute right! Now that you mention it it does look like the Collective West as you said is threatening your country and is about to go all in, now's your chance! I believe in you!
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>>581712989
ah, so retarded then
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I bet half the anons in this thread don't even remember the Siege of Carthage disaster.
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>>581713023
I made a Cathay trip once and used it for maybe an hour and I doubt u've ever seen it so what are you talking about?
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>>581712152
Archeon in a MP campaign, Neferata solo.
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>Loremaster, Lore of Death
>Loremaster, Lore of Life
>Loremaster, Lore of Metal
>Loremaster, Lore of Vampires
If a Spellcaster Lord doesn't have one of the above skills on top of having Greater Arcane COnduit, they're basically not even a real Spellcaster.
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>>581713947
>a MP campaign,
None of my friends will play this. In fact, none of them play anything but soulslikes...
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>>581714251
huh?
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Heh...
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>>581714262
Total War coop is a massive slog.
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decisions decisions
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>>581714262
We don't play often, but once or twice every DLC cycle or so. Dubbed the game Chorehammer though, with how much spare time you have between turns to do stuff around the house.
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>>581714923
>endless waiting during turns
>no one wants to control battles so you can just clock out during those too
miserable experience
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How will player react when 40k magic (psykers) are basically just slightly different guns?
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>>581715075
So true sister
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>>581714527
>make armor all brown
>chapter name?
>SONS OF PUNJAB
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>Mannfred, Settra and Repanse save the world from Nagash's evil
>on the cusp of total victory against the Great Necromancer, Archaon's armies spawn
>Nagash is saved for a few turns but the Southlands are doomed
>the would-be heroes are defeated and their brave stand against Nagash counts for nothing
True tragedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL4D4r6p4yk
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>>581715840
Mind broken so badly lol, and by Indians of all people lolol
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>>581716227
4chan seems completely fixated on pajeets recently and I don't get why, unless the CCP has been busy
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>>581703740
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>>581712989
You can argue whether they were lying or not but that is their actual reason for it being so barebones, CA said they stripped out everything but the bare essentials for the Gamescom demo because their QA testers would spend nearly an hour just designing their faction. Whether that's marketing bullshit or not is the true argument, not whether anons are coping by repeating it.
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>>581716121
neat. Speaking of narration I miss Redgy's long playthroughs
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>>581716618
yea, must be collusions of foreign agents
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>>581716618
Indians farm engagement on X for ad money and anons assume that it's the same everywhere, even on Mongolian basket-weaving forums where farming engagement for ad money is literally not possible.
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>>581714527
I for one am going to get a lot of mileage out of "Stallions". The rape is only just beginning.
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>>581705738
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Thoughts on the paid update?
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>>581716947
4ch traffic makes Hiro ad money so if anyone's paying Indians to make posts here, it's him.
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>>581706268
Nagash being always on the map.
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>>581706268
I'm not unhappy with lords of the end times.
I'm unhappy that we're getting it before the promised Siege rework and the promised Bretonnia rework and the promised Egrimm Van Horstmann FLC.
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>>581716810
>That stupid fucking haircut in bottom right
It's amazing how many women are convinced that's a good hairstyle when it never works IRL.
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>>581717117
i hope every dollar i spent goes directly to israel
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>>581716618
>>581716227
>these posts?
>typed from PUNJAB
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>>581716227
>>581716618
The Indians are the equivalent of that faction that opens the diplomacy screen when you click "End Turn."
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>>581717608
It was the other four sisters (her "friends") who convinced her to style her hair that way.
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>>581717364
siege rework never, they can't untangle the spagghetis yet as devs (just like politicians)
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>>581717745
>not obsessed with shit covered browns?
>then you must be one!
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>>581718226
anyone defending jeets is either a jeet, or a troll
anyways, IND dlc when?
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>>581718368
ku'gath is already in the game
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If I was a CA dev I would make 40k have ass ladders and glitchy doors that sometimes open and sometimes close behind the attacker and walls that crumble in perfect strip segments because you're all going to pay me money anyway why would I change my approach if you won't
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>>581718127
Celestine and Greyfax are CUTE.
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>>581718368
How was anyone defending jeets retard?
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>>581718728
>people hating on indians? Must be the CCP!
>lol mindbroken by indians!
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>How was anyone defending jeets retard?
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>>581716618
I think X revealing that vast majority of accounts of both grifters and other filth like cuckposters being from India was the breaking straw, since it proved right all suspicions and conspiracy theories
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>>581714527
>I am the tip of his spear
takes a new meaning with those guys
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I tab back into my beloved /twg/ to find pajeet shitting street wars.. how fascinating.
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>>581719754
I didn't know you were pajeet too! How far does this go...
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>>581719835
Sorry, saar, I live in switzerland and am white. I played 8888 Skarbrand campaigns and regularly post my YinYin campaign.
I'm not part of your war.
You can usually recognize me by my pass icon.
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Is it out yet?
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>>581719754
>>581720187
are you ethnic swiss or some kinda migrant tho
cause smth tells me ur actually eastern european or somethin but moved there young
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>>581716618
>>581716947
>>581719424
i like how you make conspiracy theories about some sperg trying to fit in, you people are really dysfunctional in all possible ways
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>>581720283
I am a pure blood german if that's what you wanna know. I just moved here over 15 years ago.

For Grand Cathay
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>piefke
Erklärt die geistige Behinderung.
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>>581720547
So you are Turk ?
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>>581720993
Es is nich nett sich über geistig behinderte lustig zu machen. Ich kann ja nix dafür das ich so geboren worden bin.
>>581721040
Adorable ragebait but no.. that would still be better than being american tho so I don't take it as an insult.
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the turk lives in germany
can't make this shit up
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Total War: World of Warcraft Forever
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Total War: Niggers Tongue My Anus
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>>581721176
Then why eating Turkish food ???
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Total War: Blacked Raw
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Steiner will save /twg/
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>>581721984
I have pre-ordered every Skaven DLC, and this is my post.
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Total War: Hadrian
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>>581721957
nigga there's no european city without doner
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>>581721957
Why do americans eat burgers which are a german food and french fries which are french food if they aren't german or french?
Not very smart, are you, anon sama.
My fav is Cathyan noodle soup.
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>>581722482
America is the melting pot of the world, thus they can eat anything
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>>581722362
For me it;'s Giiii Murin.
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>>581722362
LUUMMMIIIIII <3
Is she really playing warhammer again? I gotta watch tomorrow!!
>>581722581
Okay.. so I guess nobody in the entire world eats pizza and pasta cause they aren't Italian.
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>>581716618
A few years ago /v/ discovered that fivr had become overrun with indians who would do or say literally anything for 5 bucks and realized that they could pay them peanuts to spam and shitpost on the board directly. Actual discords full of psychotics caught wind of this and the board went through a 'dead MMO' phase where there were more jeetposts than real posts.

It was coinmcidentally off the tail of this that american oligarchs started pushing politically to import infinity indians on slavery visas as a transparent wage suppression ploy and that drove 4chan's jeet hate mainstream.
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>>581722362
YO IS THAT PINGPONG
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>>581722380
Yeah but no one is actually forcing you to go to "Achmed's Kebbab" and giving him money.
>>581722482
>All white people food.
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>>581723364
doner is the best street food u can get in german speaking countries and its not even close
if you're that insecure about it find doner places run by locals, there's lots

but the way they make it in berlin etc is unmatched, the doner, the cheese, the mango sauce or whatever, the garlic sauce, it's simply the best street food in europe no matter how lame turks are as a people, don't begrudge doner
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you guys are still giving attention to tranime posters??
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>>581722482
Hamburgers actually originated from Salisbury Steaks, which are an american invention. The name "hamburger" came about because Salisbury Steak was itself trademarked, so imitators had to find a non-trademarked name for their knockoffs.

It started as a medical treatment, one of america's first wellness trends, before becoming a street food staple.
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>>581723364
Oh cute, you are trying to have a race /pol/ debate in /twg/.
Sorry, saar, but that doesn't belong here.
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>>581723646
The hamburger is literally named after the german city Hamburg, you fucking retard.
That's where it was invented.
Like how the Berliner is named after Berlin.
Haaaah..
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>>581723646
Hamburgers were invented in Hamburg when a sausage seller ran out of sausages to sell but not out of sausage filling.
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>"inventing" bread and meat
do goyim really
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Total War?
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>>581706005
Nagash was "rock fall, party fies" answer to rush AOS by GW. Everything from his lore, how OP and how he was aleays threat to chaos, crentes tonal shift, even before hisbplot armour
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Totaler Krieg?
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>>581724228
supplies should be a mechanic in total war
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Total War: Hamburger
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>>581723558
>but the way they make it in berlin etc is unmatched
Mannheim doner is the best doner.
Even better if you can find the small turkish places that do proper doner rather than the cheap shit.

>>581723364
Every idiot says this and then when you offer them grillhaxe they go "ew" or "nah, I don't like it"

Even better if they're American and they even freak about mettbrotchen despite it being the most white people food there is.
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>>581722482
>french fries which are french food
Incorrect, avatarfag. French Fries were first made by Americans for the World's Fair.
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>>581723857
Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek-Canadian in Canada
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>>581724440
"proper turkish doner" sucks, the one in germany is like 5x better than the one in turkey, they really evolved it
t. been to istanbul and munich n tried from 2-3 places in both cities
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It's curious how there are two currents of thought.

The one where everyone from various places in the world keeps inventing popular foods and naming them after where they're from.

And the one where americans invented every single popular food but for some reason kept naming them after other countries and languages.

Hmmm.
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>>581725032
claiming ownership of food to begin with is a stupid concept if you ask me
nigga its all meat and carbs
guess what every culture on earth eats
its meat and carbs
and that means bread and grilled meat
or grains and grilled meat
and sometimes grilled or boiled vegetables or stew which literally every1 has
how are u gonna "invent" meat and bread nigga
pizza is just flatbread wtih shit on it, every culture in history has eaten some forma that
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Will the shill drop feed anything good soon or do we just have to wait.
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loli
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>>581725032
Retard.
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vampirates are the coolest undead race
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>>581725990
They are just so boring to play though.
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>turn 76
>nagash has one province
My tide of undeath...
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>>581722609
>>581722717
making me check my tabs...
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>playing one last VC's run and one last Nagash mod run
Man, it truly is wild how badly VCs need the coming rework. Still fun as fuck to do a "Vlad, Elector Count" run.
And I'm gonna miss Nagash mod's insane undeath lore.
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>>581724440
Don't eat raw pork.
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>>581726439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14a_nmtZtKg
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>>581726832
NTA but this is a true civilizational litmus test, if your country is advanced you have super clean pork, nobody has ever gotten sick from eating raw pork mince in germany/france etc, but maybe if u source the meat from the 3rd world you would get sick
it tastes great though
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>>581725032
Very anti-Americana post, delete now.
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>>581727064
It gets worse, the AI can't do anything during the endgame scenario. Although the eshill noticed nagash managed a confed and started doing okay at turn 120.
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>>581726663
I tried a one last hurrah VC campaign but they're really pretty boring. Even in battles they just lack any fun. I might need AI battle cheats to spice it up and not just steamroll.
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um, something's wrong with my game, cause my epic khayoss faos daemons don't get a bonus vs. MORTALS. Hope this gets fixed in the next DLC.
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>>581727386
you're probably among the majority of players who refuse to use any vampire counts units in battle except for skeleton warriors, zombies and heroes. If you only used two peasant units as Bretonnia, then they'd seem boring, too.
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>>581727386
In battles I always have fun with the blood knights and big damage.
But on the campaign map it's just a bore.
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So what are some changes and bugfixes you actually want from the shogun 2 remaster?
>battle speed slider
>less retarded ai vassal
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>>581727130
the aversion to pork is actually an economic issue
pork was seen as a poor persons meat as pigs didnt produce any secondary products like wool for sheep or milk for cows and along with the fact they had much larger litters meaning they were much cheaper to buy. Being a swineherd was the lowest tier of farmers and as a result meant you were seen as poor and dirty, hence the sociological and religious aversion we see from cultures and religions in the middle east and other places.
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>>581729549
the religious thing is purely because of some outbreak they had with pork in the levant at some point so it just got put into the law, europe has always run on pork, so criminalizing it would be undoable, same as china and east asia in general where its the most popular meat by far, these days pork is like 2x the price of chicken in my country, it's some bullshit, its 5x better than chicken
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>>581725032
An example I recall from a few years back is Gruyère cheese. In Europe it's a type of cheese originating from Gruyère, and while Gruyère is not the only place where this specific type of cheese gets made, it's very strict what type of cheese gets to be called Gruyère cheese.

In the US of A, gruyere cheese (with a small g) can be made anywhere and it refers to a different type of cheese than the one originating from Gruyère. It's become so common to refer to this different type of cheese as gruyere that the original cheese imported from Gruyère can't even be legally trademarked as Gruyère cheese.
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>>581729905
IIRC America didn't ratify some old deal so there are things like American "champagne" and "kobe beef" etc
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>>581729549
>pigs didnt produce any secondary products
Counterpoint:
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Why you niggas talking about food. This is TOTAL WAR general
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>>581730172
HOG RIDAAAAAH
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>>581728584
>>581728979
No, I use other units. I just stomp the enemy because it can't handle VC blobs well.
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>>581703740
>thranquol schemes are a bunch of literal wtf why waste time doing it.
>no council of thirteen or unyfing the rats
>food remains untouched
Atleast ratfags get an OP lord with a broken-2 to global recruitment skillline, if they somehow confederate thranquol. I expected this lack of polish from the empire which is technically FLC, not skaven
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>>581730234
Squire would never say the freaking n word!!
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>>581731180
>paid content
>technically FLC
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>>581728584
>majority of players who refuse to use any vampire counts units in battle except for skeleton warriors, zombies and heroes.
There are people like this?
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>>581729486
modern diplomacy that just shows you what the ai will/wont accept but keep them as treacherous as they are currently
modern army movement
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>>581730172
BOAR BOYSS!!!!!!
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>>581731465
that is the classic Legend school of playing TWWH: use only one non-character unit in a race's roster, usually chaff or T1 archers
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steam play times of one of the sofia devs
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>>581725032
>thing=good
Americans invented it.
>thing=bad
someone else was it
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>>581732801
das a big problem
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>>581732801
>one(two?) mobile games
>Dota 2
he has 1500 more hours than me on dota 2...
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>>581732801
That explains the nagash perk tree I guess
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>>581731465
>>581731897
idk about nuVC mechanics. but VC has always been the endless skeleton/zombie hordes led by powerful necromancer vampires sort of faction so
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>>581732801
>Bulgarian
>Dota
checks out5
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>>581732973
I guess I wouldn't want to play the game I develop
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In all seriousness it is bananas that tomb kings only had one generic lord type up until now.
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>>581735641
I want to eat the food that I cook
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>>581736041
Norsca only had one for far longer
And poor vampirates still only have one
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>>581736043
But do you work at McDonalds?
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>>581736041
I thought it was fine.
Kangs lead, priests do their job bowing and scraping. Would have been nice if there was more customization available via talents mind, like the God dedications mattering more.
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*clicks unit*
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>>581732801
>only 6k hours in dota
lmao what a noob
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>>581734662
I know the "meta" for a long time was literally just spam cheap/free zombies, depending on the update, and just spam Wind of Death at the enemy. Which is horrifically boring. But I can't imagine choosing to actually play in that way. Personally I like to load up on Grave Guard and mix in some heroes, cavalry, and fliers.
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>>581736770
SNEED CHUCKERS!
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why the fuck would you play volkmar when you can play eltharion
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>>581730172
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>>581730234
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>>581737298
nta, but I've always just liked skeleton / zombie hordes because it's thematic and I'm a grognard who hates a lot of the weird shit that was added in later editions.
Graveguard aren't included in that and are great, but all the weird elite vampire shit like crypt ghouls, vargheist and the upcoming flying skeleton weirdos from end times can fuck off.
Found a mod that added basic bitch skeleton archers / catapults / chariots so I'm fairly happy - I just like pre-VC/TK split undead.
Fuck Wind of Death though - that magic could be spent summoning and reviving more skeletons.
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had an argument with this hot alt trans girl I was dming for a while and she blocked me even on letterboxd

ll for this feel?
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>>581738186
what did you argue about
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>>581732801
TWW3 ?
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>>581738372
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>>581738186
Festus
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does anyone actually play greenskins nowadays?
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>>581738569
played the other day was fun
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>>581738332
kept asking me to play overwatch 2 but I made up too many excuses n said I'm not interested for real or something
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>>581738569
nah, starting locations are all shit now
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>>581738186
>>581738657
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when you save a hero, are they saved forever or only until you use them once on another campaign
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>>581738657
shoulda just fucked her
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>>581731453
Yeah he was going to be the FLC lord. It is known.
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>>581736041
They had their dynasty research Lords with unique bonuses which meant that there was mechanically little reason to take anything else, even if it was an option.
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>>581738972
lives around 200km away i was gonna go for it if it worked out but giga nervous cause never had sex with a tranner
only with like 1 real girl
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>>581738569
They're my favourite faction, I love their magic lores and roster, they're also funny af
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>>581738912
answer me niggas
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>>581738912
only legend knows and he doesn't play the game anymore
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how many mods do you freaks run on average, any favorite recommendations?
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>>581738912
Only until you recruit them again. Once you recruit them in a new campaign, you need to resave them.
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>>581741264
93 apparently.
Victory Conditions overhaul, never obsolete legendary lords and the save camera settings mods are things I'd recommend anyone.
That and a bunch of reskins like proppa stone trolls, hooverics pack and loreful dragon princes.
I think the caravans and underways mods are pretty neat too, but bigger departures from base game than the others.
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>>581738438
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>>581741264
like 35
desu only must have ones for me are the reload + smoke mod
they improve the feel of gunpowder in this game so much its not even funny, gunpower is unusable without those 2 mods now, just feels awful
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>>581741264
only one I cant play without is the buffed garrisons one
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>>581741264
Too many. Mostly stuff to try to improve the campaign flow but a lot of extra content for most factions
Trying one of the Bret rework mods right now. Pretty basic so it's not really breaking the game, but it gave every lord an ability that just one-shots everything on a charge so it kinda kills the mood
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>>581738180
Oh I hate the Morghasts. Ossiarchs are the army I hate most in AOS just because of how ugly their aesthetic is and Morghasts are the prototype for that. I hope someone makes a mod that makes them living angels or Ptra again, but that would require making a whole new model for them.
I don't like the idea of giving non-Tomb King undead ranged. It feels wrong.
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does the dlc come out on thursday
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>>581741264
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3643418772
I love the way this mod changes smoke effects.
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>>581744909
yes
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I havent been paying too much attention to the Boris stuff, does he have any mechanics pertaining to the giant fucking cannon in Middenheim?
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2878915272?t=1h55m45s
Thanquol summoning Skarbrand confirmed! Yippee!
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>>581742205
>Victory Conditions overhaul,
That's such a broken mod and I actually have zero respect for anyone who feels the need to use it because they need big rewards for winning. Frankly it's not even that important for narrative because nobody needs to be guided that hard. For years I didn't even know the game had victory conditions.
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>>581745230
thanks pumpkin
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I think if armies are sitting right next to each other they should just deploy immediately instead of having to wait to reinforce
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When she summons skarbrand I hope queek shows up to teach thanquol a lesson Through yuri
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>>581741264
Mostly visual ones these days, many gameplay mods kinda bore me for some reason.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3489661843
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3794710035
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>>581743034
>smoke mod
That's such a broken mod and I actually have zero respect for anyone who feels the need to use it because they need smoke to look cool. Frankly it's not even that important for visuals because no one looks away from the map. For years I didn't even know the game had smoke effects.
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>>581744042
>not really breaking the game
>gave every lord an ability that just one-shots everything
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>>581745257
He melted down the cannon to forge armor for the Teutogen Guard.
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>>581746079
Chosen of the empire!
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>>581738912
Maybe.
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>>581732801
terrible taste
no wonder they don't know what they are doing, they are not strategy games players
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>>581745941
watching my gunpowder belch smoke is like top 2 reasons i play this game
nothing else feels half as cool
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>>581746251
If this is not knowing what they are doing then the main team must have spent all day on twitter.
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>have two armies
>one army parked outside a city, another occupying it
>1 lord comes out, has no army, it's literally just him
>he besieges the city
>this completely locks it down and prevents the 40 units inside from sallying out and assisting my second army when 3 rape stacks show up to attack it
I don't know why I thought this wasn't possible
I've been playing this game for 2 years and somehow I gaslit myself into believing you need an actual army to "encircle" a city, not literally one level 1 goblin going "wegh" outside the gates of a massive fortress
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>>581745367
>because they need big rewards for winning
Do people continue playing after they've finished?
I just like having a few different objectives to make replacing the same LL less repetetive if I've already done the obvious things before.
It's something that should have been in the base game, the default victory conditions are a travesty.
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>>581745340
How the fuck does she know??
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When will they announce the next Total War: Warhammer 3 DLC?
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>>581746743
CA confirmed it in the Thanquol overview. It is one of the things that can go wrong with his schemes.
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I really like how CA replaced competent male narrator with incompetent hag who doent give a shit about what she reads, +1000 esg points.
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>>581746749
Christmas eve
Kislev + Tzeentch + Cathay
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>>581747227
old guy retired, one of the downsides of old male narrators I suppose
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I wonder what the next historical Total War will be after Medieval 3.

>>581747227
Crikey, those guys really like AKs.
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>>581747352
Tzeentch: Egrimm van Horstmann
Cathay: Monkey King
Kislev: ???
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>>581747227
Just say you hate women
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Seriously though why the fuck does Thanquolfag pretend he isn't the reddit guy doing the exact same thing? Just because we funposted about it being a grudge? Who could have foreseen a ratfag being so dishonest...
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>>581745950
To be fair it's not like bret lords weren't already rape machines
And you gotta invest a skill point to get it so I can at least ignore it
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>>581747227
The South America part is wild
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Your first lords of the end times campaign?
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>>581748186
nag-ass
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>>581748186
NAGASH
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>>581748186
Papa Boner, of course
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>>581748186
Shartkin
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>>581748186
Belegar.
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>>581747720
>Cathay: Monkey King
HAHAHAHA!
>Kislev: ???
Father Christmas
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>>581748186
Hard to play anything but nagash since the AI can't do anything with him and archaons end times event doesn't have working AI.
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>>581748186
i can't afford the dlc
so prob neferata
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>>581748186
Miao Ying
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>>581706032
>Brets
>doesnt feel like warhammer
Why?
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>>581746749
Very soon (according to Sotek).
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>>581748186
I want to see his reworked win conditions
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>>581748186
Neferata
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>>581745725
How were modders able to do the 2nd mod? I thought that was an engine limitation.
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>>581749929
>I thought that was an engine limitation.
CREATIVE LIES!!!!!!
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>>581706470
Those giant war wagons and mobile altars would be cool.
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>>581749835
Loremaster of Sotek and Great Book of Grudges have posted videos showing them all.
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>>581738569
I just started a Grom campaign for the first time pretty fun concept, I wanted Kemmler to be my friend and protect my north border but he's being a big baby so I'm going to sack him into submission now
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>>581738569
Playing Gorbad and got to turn 90 before I realised that I needed to destroy the Empire and Nuln as part of my Long Victory conditions (I am currently at war with other folks, Cathay somehow pushed towards the Dwarfen mountains and an end game scenario is happening in a few turns).
I am trying to complete it before the update arrives.
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Is karak 8 peaks 10 slots only for dwarfs?
this is racism
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Did you know that as Drycha takes damage she actually buffs her nearby allies?
At maximum effects, she provides +20 melee attack and +50% weapon strength.
The harder you beat her, the stronger she will become.
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>>581751558
Building slots are in short supply.
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>>581749748
Why does he get so much inside information?
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>>581751681
burn dycha
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>>581751846
>Why does the biggest company cocksucker shill get so much inside information?
Truly a mystery.
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>>581750950
I hate starting in Bretonnia, there are castles every where and they all have the exact same siege map.
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>>581752980
some of the most pleasant looking maps on the map tho
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>>581751716
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I've been avoiding playing Bretonnia since TWW1 because I thought the peasants were all miserable mistreated dirt farmers
They're actually super happy and content, they're always like
>For my lord! :D
>We may be poor, but we're rich in spirit! :D
>My lord knight has promised me a fattened pig if I survive this! :D
I thought the peasant economy was about exploitation, but it's actually an incentive to let my people enjoy peaceful lives
I love forming cute little defensive formations with my peasants on the beautiful green battlemaps of Bretonnia and defending them with my shining knights! It's really fun and pretty. New favourite faction.
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>>581753335
Bret lore swings wildly between abusing the peasants to having the knights be actual chivalric lords.
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>>581753335
They don't know any better.
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>>581753335
French people are known for being happy
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>nurgle has no artillery
WHY
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>>581754360
They prefer to hand deliver the dysentery to you
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>>581754360
You got Kugath tho
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>>581754360
rust and rot. mucus and bile.
leave artillery a stinking pile.
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>>581754360
They actually have by far the best artillery in Total War.
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>>581753335
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>>581754670
confederations are busted in warhammer 3 so I don't really
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You now remember Soul Grinder (Nurgle).
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>>581754987
jej
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>campaign starts in the empire/cathay/ulthuan
dogshit because you have no lategame goal
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>>581754987
yikes, problematic, sweety
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>>581756742
what kinda nonsense are you sprouting nigga, those 3 are literally the best starting locations precisely because you have a concise goal, unite the empire/cathay/ulthuan, now the last one is a joke because ulthuan is way too easy to unite, but cathay n empire are enough of a game in themselves

no faction has a "lategame goal", that's the problem
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>>581756742
KILL
BAD
GUYS
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>>581754360
Soulgrinder
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>>581756978
>Play lustria/nagarond
>final goal is reaching ulthuan
>play badlands
>final goal is empire/cathay
>Play chaos wastes
>final goal is the empire
Starting in those leaves you with NOTHING
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>play 40k total war
>final goal is always armageddon
its over...
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there is a literal update coming this week that adds an ultimate late game goal for every faction
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>>581754858
more like fartillery xmfd
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KILL
CHAOS
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>>581757263
>final goal is reaching ulthuan
uhh
only for dark elves
otherwise why even bother
and normally ur already on ulthuan by the time karls united 40$ of the emp, morathi goes there after like 2 provinces, big whoop
>final goal is empire/cathay
not rly
>final goal is empire
I guess, but again chaos niggers speedrun it regardless because there's nothing to do in chaos wastes, daniel is on ulthuan turn 5

all these "Final goals" suck
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>>581757415
DLC will fix that.
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>>581748186
khatep
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I wait too long to do my LL's item quest
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>>581757415
But I thought Realm of Chaos was your favorite campaign?
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>>581756742
The final stage of Total War knowledge is realizing that the Immortal Empires map is fundamentally bad. The game would be better with multiple campaigns that feature just one or two sections of the world but they're fleshed out, instead of some giant map that does the world poorly. Also cities are too close together
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overate again today
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Is Granny Hellebron fun?
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>>581759785
No.
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>>581759785
Yes.
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orange man bad
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>>581757928
TOTAL WAR: FINAL FANTASY
WHEN?
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Warhammer could never.
https://youtu.be/HSM14c5PZtA
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>>581748186
>Both end-game crisis at max difficulty
>Heir of Aenarion perk line
>Sword of Khaine
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>>581716618
>the CCP has been busy
it's actually the future of naggarond and the dawi
i'm all for it really
there's nothing the dark elves, dawi and indans can't achieve together
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>>581760576
Setra or Katarina, not sure yet
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>>581748186
Neferata > Thanquol > Toddy > Nagash > Archaon
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>>581759785
if you like witch elves, very
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>>581757415
End game Crisis Event rework 10 years later.
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>>581760665
>American Hindu-Jewish Congress
That shit sounded so fucking fake I had to google it
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>>581760340
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>>581748186
I actually think I'll do Neferata, since I'm loving the look of the Vamp rework.
After her Thanquol, then Nagash.
Tossup between Boris and Gltkin order, played Empire and WoC not long ago.
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>>581760665
>bringing the Hindu & Jewish communities together
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>>581761678
>Someone said
>crying emoji
My hatred for nons peaked a long time ago, but they continue to find new ways to stoke that hate.
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>>581761678
America has those weird brown Jews, he could pass as one of those.
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>>581758773
The cities being too close together is the worst part. 90% of the game is sieges, and sieges suck.
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>>581762820
there's really 2 main groups, the ashkenazi dawi which are mostly from the old world
then there's the other and increasingly larger group from the vicinity of araby known as the mizrahi dawi
the two groups do not really get along, which makes you really wonder about the term "dawi of color"
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>>581763362
Stacking effects mean shit when every player is just going to stop playing before he stacks them high.
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>>581763346
fuck it https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3560850654
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>>581762820
>weird brown Jews
do you even know where christianity comes from, what people lived there, how did they look like
when people say that european jews in israel are colonizers that is factually correct
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>>581758773
I mean I agree, IE is a dogshit map

But it just feels gimped to play RoC since it's so tiny comparatively, and I say that was someone who loves RoC

I'm really curious and excited to see if they can pull of the Theatre campaign style for 40k, tighter maps but still a decently "big" narrative style that you can follow
On the flip, it can feel disjointed as fuck and they just fucked it up
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>>581763826
>what people lived there, how did they look like
You're telling me they looked like this?
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>>581764246
No the levant was inhabited by blonde blue eyed germano-norse aryans
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>>581764524
I don't know about that. I think modern Jews are just complete larpers with one half being converted Europeans and the other being some unholy Turk abominations.
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>>581724730
That's bait.
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>>581764246
they looked more less like the current palestinians because previous governments werent as fascistic about intermarriage
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>>581764984
askhenazis are genetically way closer to levant populations than europeans, you can google it
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Total War: Jews
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Total War: Muhammad
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Total War: Crusades
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Why is the victory conditions for the Daemons of Chaos to destroy all the Warriors of Chaos main factions?? Like, you don't need to destroy a single fucking Order faction.
I thought this faction was all about bringing doom and chaos, why the fuck am I actively saving the world FROM Chaos??
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Total war: peepee doodoo
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>>581766872
You're supposed to chaosmog them, become the one and only chaosmaxxer.
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>>581766872
The most chaotic thing to do would be to subvert expectations and wage a crusade against chaos. That's true chaos.
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>>581766872
No, demon. You are the order.
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Which of the chaos gods do you like most /twg/? Or are you about Undivided worship?
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>>581767535
Nurgle, which is why I hate how shit he is in TWW3. IRL I most definitely would've chosen Slaanesh at my lowest points though.
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>>581767535
>chaos
Sorry I'm not gay
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>>581767535
Undivided is the only way to go,
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Today I learned Vulkan actually did hug people in canon, and when he hugged Rogal Dorn, Rogal actually hugged back.
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>>581767535
I hate all those cringe "gods" but nurgle is objectively the only right choice, the other ones are jsut straight up cruel, he pretends to care
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>>581768398
Bro, don't fall for the fucking sales pitch. Nurgle cares in the way that big companies call themselves families.
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>>581768398
That's Reddit/youtube comment Nurgle. Actual Nurgle followers hate their life and gaslight themselves into enjoying their rot, and the only thing that brings them joy is hurting others.
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>>581767648
Nurgle is good cookiedoughbeit
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>>581768820
He's not weak, but he's extremely unfun.
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>>581737298
I mean honestly I liked it because it was good and achieves that fantasy. not a lot of factions truly feel like an endless horde faction than oldVC (idk about nuVC). and not in the legend of total war boring optimizer rather than funmaxxing roleplaying as a master of undeath commanding legions of the undead
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>>581768536
>>581768672
It's comparatively niggas, comparatively being a rotting disease filled thing is fine if u can't feel the pain or discomfort from it

Alternatively khronelings are always raging n seething slaneeshoids are always unsatisfied n cranky and tzeench is just straight up the most cruel to his followers of all

Comparatively nurgle is the most chill chaos god but yes it is fucking retarded to fall to chaos
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>>581768880
They tried to be too unique with his buildings and it failed.
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>>581769058
I could live with the shitty recruitment if Plagues weren't so dreadfully boring and restrictive.
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>>581767535
worshipping Hashut is literally free as long as you don't try to use magic as a dwarf
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>>581769161
That too. Ooooh -10 armor for the enemy and +10 armor for me woah this is so unique and cool.
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>>581769360
Nurgle Plagues were unironically better before the rework because the recipe ones were crazy strong. 40% phys res was amazing.
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>>581768937
You do know you don't start with feel no pain, right?
Like famously most Nurgle followers are "blessed" with the ability to no longer feel their suffering after it has gotten so bad that they wish death upon themselves.
Which is on purpose, because Nurgle needs his supplicants alive to spread the rot and disease.
So when you're rotting from the inside, your every movement is pain, you can't breathe without noticing your own destruction, you're only thankful that your sense of smell is gone so that you don't notice your own foulness, and you want nothing else but to end this suffering by any means, does Nurgle come and say "your suffering is over, if you give it to others."
And should you ever fail on your side of the bargain, you no longer deserve his blessing.

In other words, look up people who have died of gangrene/sepsis.
There aren't many in the modern era, but the tales about the end of their lives are pretty harrowing.
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>>581769263
>being a Chaos Dwarf who is constantly exposed to Chaos is free
bruh
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>>581768937
Even when you don't feel the pain, you still feel the body horror as your arm turns into a giant fucking pussbag that then breaks and poof, there goes your arm forever, and you spend the rest of eternity just sitting there in a pool of vomit and feces staring at even more disgusting stuff than you, coping hard that this is fine.
>Khorne
It sucks but you'll be blissfully unaware much of the time. I can only imagine to most devoted Khorne followers, the rage gets so intense that time just becomes a blur.
>Slaanesh
Slaanesh followers are usually anything but cranky. It takes genuine centuries to get to the unsatisfied point, like, you saw the Azazel trailer, Azazel has been alive for more than 2 millennia. And some yelly Khorneboy still got him excited.
>Tzeentch
Yeah no doubt about that, being a follower of Tzeentch kinda sucks and your life will spiral out of control harder than with anyone else. Only good part is that you'll usually be in full control of your mental faculties unlike everyone else and might be delusional enough to think you're following your own path as you don't see the strings attached to your body ISN'T THAT RIGHT MAGNUS??
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>>581768937
Nurgle's chosen may be blessed / corrupted into complaceny but most of Nurgle's victims are not. Poxwalkers know / feel what is happening but are powerless to stop it. that's true Nurgle suffering
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>>581769685
I remember a fan theory that the absolute best way to follow tzeentch is to flirt with tzeentch but never actually make any pacts. Tzeentch LOVES to give mortals all sorts of temptations, tools, weapons, knowledge, and so on, but the moment you become a bound follower/aspirant he fucks you over in some fashion, usually through a bullshit mutation.
Always enjoyed that mode of thinking.
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>>581769974
That's exactly how a tzeentch follower would think and how he'd get fucked over
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>>581769685
This might be different in fantasy, but in 40k chaos lore slaneshi cultists are p much junkies, and it's giga turbo drugs, and the moment you try something which fries ur dopamine that hard ur screwed, meth does this irl, the dopamine it gives you is smth insane like 1000x that of having sex, so from one real meth hit ur screwed, either huge urge to keep using, nothing feels good anymore besides meth, or a soul crushing withdrawal, now imagine the equivalent magic warp drugs, cmon, I dont see how slaneshis would be satisfied at all, Azazel is a special case he's not just a bozo, you're assuming you'll be higher in the ranks for some reason, let's assume you're a grunt lije equivalent of captain rank if it was a military absolute most, nurgle is brutal to witness the body horror but if you don't feel pain from it, so what? You'll deal with it
You can't deal w perma fried dopamine, just being driven to insanity for lols or endless anger issues, it's all harder to cope
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>>581769974
That's sort of what characters like Egrimm do, problem is, from your point of view it's actually utterly impossible to tell if you're the one just flirting with Tzeentch without compromising, or if he's just playing the long con with you. Going back to the Magnus example, all of Magnus' story is basically Tzeentch slooooowly nudging him over and over to fall to Chaos while making it look like he's winning in every trade they make.
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people always question how people fall to chaos and then there are retards in threads showing how even knowing the world inside and out, literally listening to propaganda from a demon
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>>581770460
did you miss half your sentence?
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>>581768928
The problem with that is unfortunately the endless hordes of zombies are likely to be torn apart by any other 20 stack army. Unless you have a minimum of one extra army with you at all times.
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>>581769949
We're talking about if you have to serve one of em, for victims I imagine khorne is the best just cause of the quick ko
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>>581769974
you can't "flirt" with chaos. even just the knowledge of Tzeentch is corrupting
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Which NON-chaos god would you worship if you were in the Warhammer universe?
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>>581770407
In 40k it hits harder because in 40k the Emperor's Children have been slaaneshi degenerates for 10 thousand years, and have been effectively immortal all that time so they could speedrun ramming chainsaws into your nostrils for the adrenaline high from the start.

In Fantasy, Azazel is the extreme case because as you said he's not just some bozo, and he "only" got 2 thousand years of being slaaneshi. Or you've got Sigvald who basically just chases after wine, hair treatments and hot women and probably some men and loves every step of the way.
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>>581770407
Most slaaneshi cultists in lore are just weirdo nobles who enjoy bloodplay and snuff.
The ones who are climbing the ranks have more than an extreme fetish profile, but they aren't the common cultist.
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>>581770692
Sigmar/Emp all day
Sugmar is genuinely a good deity as shown in aos (puke), and emp is pretty much humanity's hope to nuke chaos, eventually when the incredible amount of belief power being poured into the throne implodes and the emperor ascends he might be stronger than all the chaos gods combined n can shit in them in their own backyard

That's what would happen logically, in our reality they'll never move the plot that much, no balls
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>>581770692
That frozen goddess of order under Kislev who wants to purge all chaos and all chaos-connected life if her box is ever unsealed.
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>>581770460
never stops being funny
>I would simply outsmart the god of trickery and knowledge
>I would just be moderate in my excess so I never *really* fall to Slaanesh
>why wouldn't I just let Nurgle do whatever he wants to me? He loves me
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Are there even angels in WH? Or whatever they call the opposite of chaos demons
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>>581770939
Who?
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>>581769974
>just trick the trickster god that can literally see into the future and alter timelines
genius idea that no one has ever tried before
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>>581771073
no
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https://youtube.com/shorts/wHU3eNAwaFI
Got reminded of this
Based cadian girlbosses resisting tzeench
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>>581770869
>they'll never move the plot that much, no balls
They already showed they don't know how to move a plot.
Primarchs getting personal stories or moving the plot is dumb. If they return, they return, but the more they focus on galaxy saving/murdering big dumb characters the more Starcraft/Warcraft they become.
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>>581771073
chaos/the warp is both heaven and hell, daemons or whatever is the name for warp entities, they don't have to be evil, read up on Saint Celestine, an angel by our logic, benevolent n wrathful to chaos n Dat, still a warp entity tho
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>>581770869
Most non-chaos deities in Fantasy are good.
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>>581771094
Wasn't the lore that Tzeentch can't see future but he threw Kairos into magic goo that gave him the ability to see future and past so he relies on Kairos to see for him?
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>>581771076
Arianka.
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>>581771640
>kl'oaka
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>>581770692
1. Rhya. Extremely good and uncomplicated goddess that just wants me to have a good harvest and live happy and healthy without demanding I fight or anything, but also not demanding I let myself die without defending myself like Shallya would. Taal also acceptable as alternative, I'd just rather farm than hunt.
2. Ranald. Just make money and stay out of any trouble that I didn't start with a plan in mind. I'd probably feel a bit guilty about possibly scamming people but hey, it's a dog eats dog world.
3. Sigmar. Because if I'm gonna get fucked and have to fight no matter what I wish for, might as well fight for the god that protects the Empire and wishes for a brighter future for all of humanity. Without demanding I kill a wolf and don't use guns or helmets like Ulric would.
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>>581771350
Isn't every single elf one an uncaring asshole
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>>581771842
Not really, only the ones worshipped by the dark elves.
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>>581771389
maybe. did that really happen? is there actually places in the warp the chaos gods don't go? or are the chaos gods master of the immaterium like the c'tan are to the material world? if kairos is just a piece of Kairos and then Tzeentch throws Kairos in and he gains forbidden knowledge doesn't Tzeentch also gain that forbidden knowledge since Kairos is just part of Tzeentch's sacred geometry? maybe that myth was created along Kairos popping into existence like Samus?
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oh fug I thought he doesn't learn your location until you take a port how the FUCK did he see me
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Everyone here would get turned into a chaos spawn but not me I'm different I would become a Daemon Prince.
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>>581772298
Yes, Tzeentch was afraid of the well of eternity so he threw kairos inside. When he crawled back out he had 2 heads to see future and past. Kairos sits next to Tzeentch all day long and mutters random stuff. One head always tells the absolute truth while the other lies so he has his demons write down everything Kairos says and tries to decipher which is the truth. Tzeentch can only see possibilities... Kairos sees the true future.

The chaos gods aren't master of anything besides the traits that make them and only them. They don't even have control over themselves. Khorne could never just stop being angry. That's not being a master.

The greater demons are modeled after their god but not really a part of the god. They have their own souls, thoughts, desires and act on their own. Just look at Skarbrand.
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>>581772298
>>581774037
The best way to think about daemons is that the gods are inventors and they're robots they've created. Their base is composed of what their creators gave them and the expertise they know, but from the moment of their creation onwards, they just kinda go through their own separate existence.
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>>581774191
Wouldn't the analogy with children be better?
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>>581774386
No because children require a couple and the traits they inherit are random and need time to develop, time during which they can also become estranged before they become full adults.
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>>581710980
>first skaven lord is Skrolk
>really enjoy the plague monks and the gimmick of low armour units shredding shit since my other favourite lord was Skarsnik and playing Greenskins
>time moves on
>dlc is exclusively weapon teams and then just SEM's
ah well.
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>>581774639
Skrolk? You mean diet nurgle?



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