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We love Ogurin, don't we folks?
If you use xoguri + 2 debuffers, youre based as fuck.
>>581760676of course we do she's such a cute goofball
ryan LOVE
V status?Umama status?
ryan HATE. tickezo HATE. disgusting umas that should be put in a trash compactor
Tachyon LOVE
>>581760748>richer>smarter>strongerher trainer never stood a chance
>>581760804they're having sex while you are here thinking about them
The sooner you realize that Oguri Cap is an industry plant the better
>>581760904Her trainer is a lucky bastard, actually. She may own him but she will take care of him and pamper him as much as Creek would her trainer.
>>581760607That paw print? Mine
Oguricups are peakYou head mePEAAAAAAAAAAAAAK as in CAPOGURI CAPOnly secondaries and faggots hate oguricups
sometimes i think about how lewd the umas are. they willingly wear those outfits. like imagine oguri intentionally pulling her thong up over her skirt every morning. or suzuka wiggling into those tights knowing full well everyone will be staring at her legs. insane...
my moisturous german wife
>>581760654not him but I already got some Dias going I just need better high rolls
>>581760748slug
>>581760654I better get started, don't have any good long parents>>581760691I have fun building her even if the lack of speed growths are annoyingit also helps that I love love love her
>>581760945Proof?
>Only secondaries and faggots hate oguricupsThat's rich coming from a retard that's playing the secondary EOP version and needs a tierlist to make decisions for him lmao
>>581761323weird projection
>>581761112I've got the right deck and parents. Just need to get lucky on a highroll. I'm annoyed because my first experiment attempt I won the acupuncture event and got free recoveries. But the statline didn't even come remotely close to panning out. I'm not running a stam card so I need to buy more recovery to make up for it but I think I'll have a workable Dia pretty quick.
>umama lost>umama lost>umama lost
>>581761378>so BTFO that he replied immediatelybut enough about (you) globaltroon
umas for this feel?
hey
popular uma musume like Mejiro Palmer
>>581761505Hayashi, Slayer of Umama
>>581761568yeppprs
for some reason my winrate plummeted today. i thought it was round 2 but its actually just day 2 round 1. im scared of actual round 2...
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3jhttps://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
>>581761568This is Air Messiah
half of my rooms today were full of independent learners...
Brian rapes the shit out of me until my dick is too dry for any more sex.
1 RAINBOW IN ALL OF CLASSIC SUMMER AWARD
Why is everything AI generated now?
>>581761505Based
>>581761778Brian screams BEAST MODE before accelerating to the finish
Not today, Satan.
>>581762145that's a man
>>581762112>>>/r/edddit
id like to report a RAPE and MURDER
>>581762242suspicious headline
>>581762346But it was.
yatta
between original special week and swimsuit special week which is the better late parent
Arima kinen is gonna be stam debuffer hell
Help, my danchou keeps raping me every day, wat do?
Just want to know why there's so much visceral reaction towards my Nice Nature who was a 2*?
>>581760607Little Jo...
>>581762680
>triple rushed>lose
>>581762504
>>581762480https://youtu.be/073Ny5fVcik
>>581762651>swimsuit spedanon, that inherit is literally a white recovery while OG sped has one of the few sources of appreciable current speed.
>>581762651If she's late becoming a parent, then she will need a LOT of room for her belly, for the safety of the fetus. The bikini, obviously, is superior in this regard.
>>581762680dacchis...
>>581762623I don't think you should announce your love life in front of thousands of spectators
I love my genius wife!
>>581762915
>>581762651og spechud has a usable inherit now, swimsuit is okay too
>>581761572helluugh fun to chat>>581762112FUCK 9I LOVE SHIT LIKE THIS THANK YOUwhat if I made a video on it haha
>>581762651Swimsuit spechud is sexier. I would make her a parent
Oshicup for connoisseurs
>>581762651for next cm you should use commander chud as a gp achtually
>>581762772you arent on a website with rational people
All this spe talk has me thinking of running swimsuit golshi, mackie, and spe for arima kinen CM. Could I even make it to group B with that comp?
I'm horny and need umamusume sex
>>581763335you can make it to B with anything
>>581763335Of course.Arima Kinen is the one of the "anything goes" races, second only to the derby.
>>581763335commander spe outfitswapped to the swimsuit could get you A finals, summer big mac is an okay front next cm too
>>581762651Besides the usual ryan/dober, you might as well loop them with a ny opera or a tamamo
>>581762981She was very embarrassed. It was amazing.
>>581762772I think he didn't mean it but was just disappointed to see her without her 3* outfit and also seemed to assume you were fishing for easy wins in open
>>581763450Outfit swapping is dishonest play
>"good" means wet conditionsFuck, I should've read the skills better. My parents could've kept that skill in.
>>581763578it's only visible on the player's side anyway
>>581762479Funniest /uma/ image ever
>>581763335>not already running Spechud for this CM
so is this cm worse than the dirt medium
>>581763616If the cheer alt is anything to go off of I bet she has some really good lobby lines.
>>581763684dirt was fucked because there was two viable umasthis is not that
In my face? After you said you stopped?
I transferred the autolearner uma I made specifically to get supreme racist spechud... before I used her as inspiration.
I'm still too new for this minmaxing, but if the last spurt starts there, should fronts still get corner acceleration or is it a waste? Been reading the threads about how getting speed during acceleration is a waste and whatnot but I've just been getting random skills. I did notice my Suzuka proccing medium corner and stuff while she's accelerating during the final corner this CM and I believe that's wasted?
>>581763658It was the city girls' turn this time around. I don't even remember if I have base spe. I definitely don't have supreme racist spe due to laziness.
>>581763598>"good" means wet conditionsvery good
>>581763658please uncensor that honest looking uma
>thought I was finally free from the nakayama farm>throw her in cm with 2 debuffers>loses every raceGuess I'm stuck with my ug2 with sub 1500 speed. At least she racks up 4 wins reliably.
>>581763806Corner acceleration the skill? It is a gamble as it can proc on a corner not in the last race, and mid race accel does nothing. Apart from that Seiun's unique inherit is a late race corner accel and mandatory on every front runner.
>>581763825Is licking King Halo's sweat good for you?
>>581763945Where's light hello?>That stat lineAre you telling me light hello isn't required to make decent umas???
>>581763806Flipped the arrows because it was bothering me. And that uphill at the end, Highlander is useless because everyone is done accelerating by that point right?
>>581764023its first rate hydration
Shotamusume
>>581763968Then I should just be getting all mid-race speed skills right, and corner/straights should all work? So the initial acceleration, mid-race speeds, then angling and we're all good?
mare thighs
>>581763806Speed skills during acceleration will be at least partially wasted, yes. Probably won't be completely, though.A random "any" corner accels will be a big gamble. Final Push/Unrestrained (that Suzuka has, so I imagine you might be referring to that) will have random timing but pretty well understood to be good on any race where there's overlap between the early accel zone and final corner. It's technically a gamble, but good enough that no one would really call it that.
>every team is just 2 doms or 2 murmurs
OGC fucking sucks.
so what did we learn?
>>581764260Learning inherited uniques does nothing in terms of sparks right? Been skimping out on them for making parents currently.
Is it alright for Sugar Lights to perform a stand up comedy?
>>581764048light hello makes it a fuckton easierfor not having light hello, that statline is pretty bad
>>581763120IndeedI think I'm getting so used to the club chat censor that I might accidentally type numbers in some words outside of it
>>581764329it's a bit too reset heavy for mewith mant you could shit out so many consistently good umas WHILE having parent potential. I do think gl is still ok but mant is way more thought out
>>581764340>>581764329
>>581764347Correct. Unique inheritance is "all DNA", and actually learning them changes nothing.
>>581764347And are there skills for fronts to learn that gives them velocity at the end? I have Homestretch but sometimes I see other umas with 4 lines of blue text on their heads come up too dangerously close while my Falco/Suzuka just strolls along near the end.
>>581764389i hear shes always running... out of material. maybe its writer's block, hope her comedy career isnt crippled permanently by it.
I despise that the only tangible progress you can feel in rooms is when you build competent debuffers
Here's what I've been teaching all my would-be parents. Are there important skills that are missing here and/or am I taking too many unnecessary ones that are cluttering up the sparks chance, if that's how it works? I know the gold Burning Spirit is good, and I heard Taking the Lead is great as well.
>>581764701heh nice
>>581764515Short answer, yes.Fuji Kiseki's looks okay.But lets hope actual Front-focused people answer you because I don't know shit.
>>581764764https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/mobilebasic?pli=1either read the above (and watch some sloptuber overviews) or blindly trust the next anon to tell you how parenting works.
>>581764764Racing Spirit: Stamina is an excellent skill to pick up and fold into your legacy chains. Very strong skill list, I'm jealous. What deck is giving you that result?>t.front main
>>581764425I heckin' love muscle memory !
https://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2101791647755563239
>>581765014Mostly gambling off hints in Unity from npc umas.
>>581761505Teiogod beating it too for good measure
>>581764764>Are there important skills that are missing heredodging danger which fronts usually take alongside prudent positioning, otherwise it's good
>>581764515Not really. Barcarole of Blessings is probably the best you'll get qua inherits, because most of the late-race velocity inherits like Emperor/Blue Rose/Dignity/Pulse are made for pacers and lates, and either don't work for fronts or work badly. In Body and Mind is good, but hard to acquire in a strong deck. Basically it's Homestretch Haste, RS:Stamina, and Barcarole. If I'm forgetting something important I'm sure anon will supply it.
>>581765035alright back to your discord now
the concerts will continue until med S
>>581765167I grab that whenever I do get it randomly, as I don't have hints or sparks for it.>>581765239Does this mean that I should be doing my loops in URA? I don't know if I can actually win my races without the Unity balls buffs.
>>581765346>his club chat is dead
is there any currently orphaned dacchis looking for a club :)
Also I'm spending all this time working on my fronts sparks, but my main ace will be Rob Roy and I'll have exactly 0 preparations for her.
>>581764702>>581764389wife
>>581765035It is what it is, at least you get used to the dumb censor after a bit
you guys think danchou is satisfied?
fact got
https://x.com/MagBurubon/status/2101828441398243334/Sweaty umas make me go full mast
>>581765674does your danchou know how to fight
>Accidentally called my trainer "dad"
>>581765690
>>581765432>Does this mean that I should be doing my loops in URA? I don't know if I can actually win my races without the Unity balls buffs.try running URA with umas that have easy careers to grab as many of the URA scenario skill sparks and use them in your Unity runs
>>581765456>he lost to hayashi
>>581765456>he's proud of adapting to arbitrary limitationsi bet you like soundposts
prepare yourself /uma/
>>581766070Tourist-kun...
>>581765890Is there a way to influence getting more stamina versus? I'm only getting speed, wit, and energy/guts.
1,000,000,000,000,000 children
>>581766115i matikant live without orenji
>>581766126Newfag-san...
>>581765789haven't checked
the three goddesses are a bunch of bitches
>>581766224okay im fighting them to poach you
>>581766337the greatest character ever created
Umama is a third rate trainer with a fourth rate uma
Have you ever trained a good, solid ace, but then wanted to reroll it because she had no good epithets?
Doto has been very active lately
>>581766337
>>581766452He does me like this.
>>581766337the sexiest character ever created
>>581766452
Matched against this guy
>>581766128nah, it's randomyou can try using cards that have +initial stamina or get stamina recoveries early, or just forget about stamina and run bakushin for URAs
>>581766452I do my gf like this
>>581765674I wonder if my danchou would notice if I died tomorrow
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT DAISCA
i wanna kick myself in the nuts i didn't give festival tama A&S she ends up first so often
>>581766452My gf Grass does me like this
>>581766452I-is this training?
>>581766576I don't even know how you're winning without it
umayuru full gate doko?
>>581766410nyooo>>581766557he would!
>>581763806Corner acceleration is literally never a good skill, fronts do not need to be scrounging for shitty gamble acceleration, kitasan and ballroom seiun have perfect proc accelerations, and angling is still good.
>>581764219Yeah. Fronts need the early accel of groundwork to get the best positioning, a ton of midrace to stay in the lead, and angling for the final spurt.
bros I finally got her
>>581766653i went the NSM route with yeppers (offrate), now i know what to do with her
>>581766690STILL need late race velocity to not get run down by backliners too, that's only enough to beat other fronts
>>581765674good job bwo
>>581766495Who is he?
>>581766451villain
>>581766724Ah I see, I wish I had nimble on my pace but a&s works more often than getting blocked so far
Heyy
>>581766832ty!
>>581766763Intense sex with Flash.
>>581767116sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>581766926Not you that's for sure
You're doing better than a soon to be married sloptuber right?
>>581765674>>581766557Why are you guys posting your /Uma/Club applications here
>>581765432Do enough runs in URA to get the RS sparks you need. RS: Stamina is the best, RS:Mood is good but hard as hell to get. Get as many of the others (or none) as you want, it's just hell to transfer more than one. Inherit those on your Aoharu runs, then move to GL for proper clanking (tons more SP, better skill list, etc).
>>581765538I will be in 10 days, our club is going to commit suicide when danchou quits pretty soon
>it's still junior year and i have great mood, surely i should just rest and save the light hello dates for later>get loads of free energy events and wit rainbows and have no reason to date again until late classic yearevery fucking time
Got tired of lucky pace obuhis so I sent grass to the front to block them with her FAT ASS.
>>581767228Well that is obviousWho is your in progress bf?
>>581767382UmaDash bwo nyo.... you still have time to save Danchou...
>>581767245Yeah, I am. 2 wins better.
>>581767249why would I ever cheat on my danchou wtf
>>581767442I was speaking to him earlier in this thread :)
>>581766705Tactbros ..
>>581765690here you more, more sweaty umas
>>581766687How come I've never heard anyone mention the ballroom Seiun Sky until now? I thought A&S was all they asked me to get?
this was on a random run that I thought produced a mediocre xog btwI've always wanted to try being sovlless... I thought oguri's last hogdom CM would be the time to do it
During training, you can select the Rest option to let your trainee skip training for one turn and recover some energy.
>>581767661
>>581766780>late race velocitythis is where they suffer the most>Racing Spirit: Stamina>Barcarole>Homestretch haste/In Bodyis there anything else?
>>581767542>why would a cute bratty anon cheat on his danchouCome on now, that's the stereotypical cheater
>>581767382well autis/uma/ will have at least one slot for you, as we have a flatliner at the present. we may have a couple of more slots if the dacchis dont pick up the pace and hit the quota
I look like this
I found this on the borrowing website. Should I grabbing these uniques instead?
>>581767609Because backstretch accelerations (kitasan and ballroom seiun) are only relevant for longs and we haven't had one in like 4 months. They proc from the first 2 positions so even though angling is stronger on paper those two offer you more flexible access to your win conditions.
>>581767735no but that's usually enough I thinkmaybe fuji inherit and a healthy dose of straight skill gambling
>>581767491danchou cannot be saved I'm sorry. I have given up. I failed (You) all by being an awful danchou, who can't even motivate (You) to push as far as (You) can. This is my failure. Thank (You) all for putting up with me throughout this last year and some. It was fun while it lasted
>>581767618Listen here little hogger. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you pick your umas. You hear me toreina? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, trainer.>mfw thinking about you hurting
>>581767552Proof?
>>581767807break it down sucks as an inherit
>>581767735There's plenty on inherits, duty of dignity calls, spechud, win qed. Firm resolve as well, christmas daiwa is gonna bust out the golden version of that skill.All 0.25 skills. Fronts have a ton of toys for longs.
it's time
>>581767878>I'm sorry. I have given up. I failed (You) all by being an awful danchou, who can't even motivate (You) to push as far as (You) can. This is my failure. Thank (You) all for putting up with me throughout this last year and some. It was fun while it lastedbwo please say sike
>>581767661I heard doing that bricks your run, though
>>581767885I think this is the least fun I've had doing a CM save from being on the other end of hogdom raping. I deserve to get checked by other hogdoms in finals
>>581767164Nonstop sex with Flash
If I want A&S on my pace chasers do I need gw ?
>>581765885>>581766465>>581766763>>581767569Nice
>>581768034Why am I always Chinpo Windy or Bigo Begasus.
>>581768106No but it'll help
>>581768061What kind of thing would Curren be seeing to have this kind of aura?
>>581767878Why tho I don't get it, hitting S was never realistic and he kept the club comfortably in A+ since the start.He is one of the best Danchous hereLike if he burnt out and wants to quit cause of that it's fine but he's been a great Danchou
>Build a debuffer to help out my other two "aces">Ends up winning races herselfWhat did she mean by this?
>>581768034bubble gum fellow!
>>581768034I DON'T WANT TO BE BURGER POCKET
>>581768191it means your aces suck
>>581768034ugh
>>581768191You suck at training aces
I really like Pearl's version of "Cygames, Umamusume: Pretty DHAAABYYY!"
>>581768034Damn, my ass is fat
>>581768356I wish I could delete her sound files from the game.Taikis and Fukus too
>>581767941>>581768041STOP MAKING ME WANT TO HAVE PLAIN SEX
>>581768181>failed to hit S>leave the game in shame
>>581768424I'm gonna roll herI'm rolling so many fucking umas
>>581768034I'm happy
>>581768034I guess Shakur is kind of cute
>>581768181>he is one of the best danchous hereeasily the best by far, UMADash has been an absolute gas to be in, and it's because of himI've been in it since last August, just won't be the same after he fucks off into the sunset or whatever it's never been more over
>>581768034
>>581768492
UMADash would've been successful if their danchou wasn't so bad at ERP
>>581768260>>581768332Fair enough.
>>581768496SameSame
DId someone say ERP?
>>581768034THE RAPED
>>581768549do you guys have a replacement danchou yet? or is the club just fully imploding
>>581768623>they could've been S club>a whore cucked them for an actual S clubLmao uma&cucks
if your danchou lets the club implode then he's a bad danchou
should have joined /uma/club
>>581768793this
>>581768034the baby
>>581768779
>>581768793Yeppers
>>581768625Currenbro telling it like it is
>>581768704no replacement. probably danchou will promote one of the officers. I don't think he'd pull a Mambo on us.......but one never knows
finally high rolled a run where i was able to buy all songs before finalstoo bad NONE OF MY CARDS FINISHED THEIR EVENT CHAINS
>>581768876then there shouldnt be a lot of poaching then at least...
>>581768445
>>581768549I'm not in UmaDash and I didn't wanna start some kind of Danchou dick measuring contest by saying he's the best either.But he is def a super good Danchou.If he did burn out or get bored of the game he should just say that imo, I can't believe he actually thinks he's a bad danchou
>>581768982When you're a good leader you put the blame on you alwaysWhat a chad...
>someone is skinwalking me with my images
I'm sorry.... in the last inspection i told dancho that 8cm is not the average... he didn't take it well.... i shouldnt have....
>>581768773Nonestop sex with Zephyr.
>>581769096bro you should watermark your images and use a tripcode that way nobody would skinwalk you
>>581768792brother they're short over 2B fansunless you get a botter no one man is moving that needle
>>581769164wait... its not? this is concerning news...
>>581769042comfy...
Oooooh I've been a very very bad danchou... oughhh I'm just so bad... won't you punish me?
>>581768623New one. You will never be /uma/ club
>>581769203All day, all night
>>581769042/Uma/Club leaker clubroom
>>581760607
>>581769053I actually disagree here, A burn out is a burn out, nothing can be done about that but the way he's talking about failing the club would make me feel bad.I'd feel like I didn't push hard enough or something, did you guys try to push for S a few times and fail? That's the only thing I can think of that could make him feel like a bad danchou
>>581769312she's 14
>>581769252Why would I want to be in a club where my danchou hates me
>>581769252kwaboty
will uma&co danchou ever release the sex tape?
uma&co mole bros remind meit was V who pitched going for S right? or was it danchou
>>581769164How dare you, you always tell your dancho sweet nothings"yeah, 8 cms is quite big""yeah, we love your banter""yeah it feels so good, your technique is awesome"Take one for the team next time>>581769246You dirty, dirty danchou...How dare you set up a quota... Allowing flatliners... allowing sash trades...Must be corrected
>>581769369To be fair, a lot of people hate you.
I was visiting my trainee Oguri when Inari gave me this look, what is her problem?
>>581769447KEEP ERP IN THE GOOGLE DOC
>>581769461Oh yeah? Name 3 people that hate me
>>581769517
>>581769352I meant about good leaders always taking the blame, being self-sacrificial in their minds even if they're wrong about it. A bad lead would push everyone else under the bus, or ditch them without notice.
>>581769367And?
Someone probably mentioned it but Nakayama races have been delayed to tomorrow, Hanshin races however will continue, meaning Lovcen will return tonightAs a dual titleholder, the other horses that have also raced on the Kobe Shimbun Hai are as follow>Neo Universe (2003): 3rd place>Deep Impact (2005): 1st place>Meisho Samson (2006): 2nd place>Orfevre (2011): 1st place>Contrail (2020): 1st placeFrom the list Deep Impact, Orfevre and Contrail got the triple crown whereas Neo Universe finished 3rd in the Kikuka Sho against That's the Plenty and Meisho Samson finished 2nd against Song of Wind
>>581769384Why it matter?
>>581769384I don't think it was anyone, somebody mentioned he wanted to help an A+ club hit S and then Umama joined Uma&Cocks a few days later. That's how the S rumor started. Dunno if there was an actual attempt from the inside
>>581769559me
>>581769384Unironically umama, which makes it funnier
yeah fuck you eat my ass open leauge
>>581769520>erp in the google docMore like google cock haha
>>581768625He was just a failed avatarfag and thankfully he quit right before it got too annoying but he might be behind the ritualpost.
rank all /uma/ club danchous>/Uma/ Club>brick-182>Dacchis>Mambo>TamaLove>uma&Co>UMADash>2MA (whatever their name is now)>Autis/uma/>Honsefun>basashi>Haythere>buttsweat
>>581769625 (Me)Small correction Meisho Samson finished 4th, apologies
>>581769592no, good leaders get good results and don't let bad results happenyou listed 2 kinds of bad leaders
>>581769384We hit 101 and danchou said what some members were thinking: 'maybe we can try?'We abandoned the idea in the very next day after dropping ranks, everyone knew it was an unreal goal at the time. The schizo is making this a way bigger deal than it was but everything for shitposting I guess
>>581769384It was not even a pitch, but:>How about S rank attempt?>nah>whatever>whatever
>>581769367Umazing!
>>581769770where is the poll link
>>581769770Uma&Co danchou moggs all these shitters since he is the only one with 13 platsThe rest are trash
>>581769784>implying good leaders can't fail for causes beyond their controlMust be nice being so dissasociated with reality
>>581769517God I wish I could cheat on an uma. I've cheated on my girlfriend around three times and it's the biggest rush I've had because when we started dating she told me she would kill me and then herself if I was ever unfaithful to her. Just image cheating on an uma, you can't run away, they can pulverize you with an tackle, they have heightened sense of smell
>>581769835i said rank them, not which is the best
>>581769817Don't like shitposting when it's against you eh?
>>581769914still in love traina....
>>581769770But I only know my danchou from the start, nobody elsehe treats me well
>>581769592Yeah but there's no blame to take, that's what makes it feel bad. Like if you fell out of A and he was struggling to recruit it's fair enough I guess.But here he didn't do anything wrong so it just feels bad.I really do think he's burnt out and doesn't wanna say it, anything else doesn't make sense to me honestly
>>581769352we were easily top A+ club for all of global iirc, then clanking happened and everybody's club just shot through the stratosphere. We were consistently rank 115-130, now we're lucky to be barely 180. I think that's what discouraged him
>>581770025but thats not even bad. we're in the high 400s and happy with that, as a+ is a+...
im fairly satisfied with my cm team so i won't call in sick tomorrow
>>581769914You have problems.
>>581769592Good leader is benevolent and just, with justice taking priority over benevolence.
>>581769384Everyone said no or didn't even bother to replyOnly three members said yes one of them was VUmama quit the next day killing the idea of ever being S
>>581769367out of 10? Agreed. I didn't pull her, but she's scorching hot, that's for sure. I was in danger of dickpulling, so I skipped chapters 3 and 4 of her story.
>>581769914Mcqueen trainer...
>55% WR ayabe with two debuffersfug
>>581770025Yeah but rank 115-130 isn't actually close to S it's just a number trick.Even now rank 120 only has 3/4 the fans of the rank 100 club. There's always been a massive gap there
>>581769625Seems like an easy field for Lovcen, but anything can happen in horse racing. I'm all in on Lovcen'sTriple Crown, hope he can achieve it
Only autists care about being S or A+ and getting discouraged over the fucking club ranking
>>581769925If that was the case I'd have left Umanko ages ago. Keep the shitpost coming bwo
hope he doesnt
>>581769914Based.
>>581769873good leaders know that and don't let themself spiral into a "oh shit I fuck up I'm so bad" episode that needs a replacement asap because they're now useless
>>581769986Might be, but he probably won't admit. I don't know how close you guys are with you danchou but brace yourselves and see him off with a smile if you were pals like that
b+ is the best rank
>>581769770I wish my danchou tried abit more, B+ is fine but we have few shitters that coould be easy replaced
>>581769914why is Dober such a freak
>>581769925no, that's /uma/club
>>581769925Cannot imagine the kind of person who's susceptible to brown people making up shit.A 15 year old in his first year on the internet maybe.
>>581770389Autists, e-peen maxxers and poors
>>581770568>>581770579There you guys are, took you a while
>>581769925Retard
whoa what's all this, did someone alert the erp server
just trained a daiwa that can't compete at all with other front runners, but she existsdo I airdrop her into my team to complete Team Spica or do I keep running festama who is consistently getting extremely lucky?
A smidgen, an iota of news about a dancho leaving drops and all the dramawhores come flocking in like ravens.
>>581770551Women do be freaky when they aren't getting dicked
someone make an /uma/ discord NOW
>>581770757There is one already.
So who is taking the UMADash refugees after the club disbands?
>>581770696It's almost like they all talk on a seperate channel and then when they're done they all come here to crusade...
>>581770757only if I can have a pink name
>>581770757yeah we all just talk in the birbcord bwo
>>581770757>he is unaware of the critical information
>>581770738They're parasites after all>>581770757I'm sure there is, and all the drama and shit stirring is planned in there
>>581770757>he wasn't invited to the IRClol
>>581770757if you arent in it already you arent getting in
>>581770791is this finally THE GIGAMERGE?
>>581770812Nitro boosters get the Pink name
Which danchous shitpost
>>581770673it's funny as fuck because whenever I call out /uma/club there's no real defence, it's just someone like you trying to deflect so I'll keep doing it
>>581770791they can join me and my clubbies in the best S rank club here!
>>581770884you'd really make a cute little nonny pay...?
/uma/club got to S so umama succeeded.Uma& cucks meanwhile...
>>581770938Is this a reference to some gay product I don't know?
If only UmaDash subbed Umama...
ayabe winners, please post what you got
I guess I'll give URA a try again.
>>581770996It was her strategic move to let /uma/ Club fall so she could swoop in and get all the credit
>double debuff aceYour ace didn't win, the others lost
>>581770945My original comment was towards umanko schizo. I'm not in /jew/ club
>>581770996Everyone who's not 0iq and cares about S rank can just run a few bot accounts 24/7
>>581771114here's mine
>>581771194don't reply to me then retardI'm not schizo enough to be one but I will never like /uma/club. Slimy bastards.
>>581771170but my ace is ayabe
>>581771306
Cheval banner when?
>>581771309You replied to me???
Derby derbamusuderb
>>581770542High B+ or Low B+?
>>581771309did your bf get poached by them
>>581771153>umama leaves /uma/club>joins the home of shitposters uma&co>sinks their reputations together>ff next month>/uma/club at risk of dropping to A+>reformed and ready>leaves behind the negative baggage in uma&co>takes credit for getting /uma/club to Sits all a part of xher master plan
>>581771114
>>581771480they poached my bf's bf from another club...
>>581771513But Umama lost more rep and outed as a schizo freak too?
>>581771513>Umama is actually fine guys actually she's really normal now it's just V umama talks about the game and is actually totally mentally stable now and cool
>>581771513umama is barely a mid tier /uma/club member though
>>581771584no, there's definitely less targeted schizoposts about umama lately even though xe literally hasn't really changed at all >>581771607
>>581770987Of course, I'm not a Simp
stop namedropping me
>>581771683V takes the blame for her honor. True m'lady guy
>>581771684you passed.
>>581771470i think should be high B+ like 300-400 spots away from A
>>581771285>>581771517>>581771647Alright. I'm motivated to redo my ayabe. thanks
>>581771831what do you think the V stands for? when the time comes he will take the fall
>>581771946My sides anon KEK
>>581771946My favorite one was him doxxing an /Uma/Club member.
Whos your favourite /uma/club member
>>581772014>he would fight the thread mafia for the girl he lovesMaybe V is not so bad after all
Doberlove
this game is pure ahh ngl
>>581772083He's just misunderstoodFUCK my stomach is shaking
>>581771932good fortunes to you anon, may you get a good one
>>581772091
>>581772062nana-san
>>581772083Still cheeks at the game
>>581772091I SHANT HAVE SEX WITH DOBER
>>581772259wuh... why not..
>>581772083The man who sold the world....
Can you do career training and stuff with these keyboard shortcuts?
>>581772091they fucked
>>581772327
Does anyone wanna play dissidia with me while we wait for our clanker runs?
>reputationHow mentally ill are you guysYou make me feel sane
>>581772161I am glad I inspired other ayabe bro
>>581772357yeah and?
>>581772432nta but I wanted to buy Ayabe but then I saw her golds and that killed my vibe instantlyWhy the fuck do cygames make cute girls' kits ass, and why did they drop her on a poorfag with ass cards
>>581772386
>>581772546my oshi is oguri, nature and Tachyon
>>581772391ai slop image>no its n-look at the broom
peak team comp
>>581772014He doxxed 2 of them actually
>>581772648holy shit I forgot Machan is in global already
>>581772664One of them deserved it because he's a faggot but the other one was innocent
>>581772648>curren chan fan club>seiun x curren x machanI want to sexually FUCK this trainer
>>581772546her golds are fine now after skill changes
>>581772702bwo...
>>581772729>One of them deserved it because he's a faggotSource?
>>581772729Nobody V doxxed deserved it schizo
building for cm20 is actual aids. glued 3 runs in a row and the 4th run ended with none of the gold skills i needed drop and sub-1500 speedif you're not already grinding cm20 aces you're screwing yourself over
>>581772648How did he enter CM with only a Curren and Seiun? Where's the third uma?
>>581772729>Doxxed one because 789>Doxxed other because it might be the one badmouthing his bf?
>>581772862You're just a shitter
>>581772546>Serenity>innate gold recovery>Sturm und Drang>buffed to be end closer in body and mind with (now) better conditions for activating>10% speed and 20% powerI don't see the problem.
>>581772862im sending 3 umas with in kit heals and praying for the best
>>581772776>>581772928>last thread an ayabefag asked the same>anons told him they were badLmao the gaslighting is insane both ways
>>581772898>Doxxed other because it might be the one badmouthing his bf?Actual simp
>>581769770What about ex-danchous
...
>>581772862may be skill issue long racing is nice to grind unlike medium cancer
>>581773074Then my D ancho is the best.
>>581772908i'm sorry that mlb tachyon and mlb maru combined on speed rainbows less times than i can count in one hand across all 4 runs combined, will do better next time
>>581772862Cm20 requires literally the same stats as 19.
>>581772898Imagine getting your 789 doxxedHaving the thread laugh about it for monthsAnd then having your discord kitten defect to the club that doxxed you
>>581769860Is he really the only one?
team HYMEN? with TWO (2) lolis? what the fuck cygames?
>>581773325well, you'd expect lolis to still have their hymen so it makes sense, no?
>>581773325Dober also has her hymen because she hates menAnd glasses has it because she's uggo
>>581773293what if i slapped that stupid honeyade right out of her dumb hands
>>581773428My thoughts exactly
>>581773223if you run the same stam as this cm you are getting murmur+ASE+stam siphon raped and dying
>>581773428its called HACHIMI you stupid australophitecine
>>581773428Better tell me how many plats the other danchous have.
>>581773086both suck in grand live tbdesu, mile and sprint are far more comfy to build for>>581773223>he thinks 900 stam will work on both 2200m and 2500myou dropped your picrel
>>581773393>>581773423Not with me around
>>581773515nobody drinks straight honey what is she a bee?
>>581773428>honeyade
>>581773515>>581773592It's Honeyade, you dumb rightoid twitter tourist
>>581762174My villainous mommy
Whenever honeyade is mentioned I just think of Ayabe golden pissI'm not the only one, right?
>>581773571how about I bee-t you up
@581773659
>>581773668this but for Machan
New leak
>>581768773>>581769203>>581769830>>581767164my paizuri slaves
cunnyade cunnyadewhen i get a lick of that cunny
>>581773668I think about Dia's
>>581773743But enough about your ex cucking you and you leaking from the vids
>>581773668you just have cum in your brain instead of gray matter
>>581773823I say this
Uma for this feel?
Now that round 1 is over, did it cause you to make changes? Remaking an uma, or changing entire strategies perhaps? Maybe slipping in a debuffer in your team too.
>>581773956
Matched against someone from ButtSweat
>>581773956INSTANT deletion
>>581773953went 4 4 2 last nightwent 4 4 2 today
>>581773953No, once I submit a team that team goes to finals every time I see an anon post their team and has like 10 umas it makes me want to say mean things to them
>>581774108Ricebro.......
>>581774145Can you say mean things to me while posting Still
>get gw>get 0 greens>get 5 greens>no gwI LOVE THIS GAME HAHAHAH
>>581774145>>581774301me too
>>581773953i swapped back to a pacexog after i noticed i didnt have nimble on my endxog and it got brocked behind a gassed out debuffer. I lost by a distance. Keep in mind too i am this retarded and still qualifying for A, xog was a fucking mistake and a half.
>>581774437I like Chiyoposters I would never
>>581773953I only swap my nice to another dominator, I only win 2 times more compared to round 1, not a definitive proof of improvement . Only thing I notice while I was using nature the wins where by a huge margin over 10L
>>581774108His Opera's been getting some wins, I'd celebrate it given the circumstances of this cm
>>581773953Yes, I slipped a debuffer, and my team "suddenly" is winning nowI'll probably swap to a cute team for last round if it's A group because just getting in is my goal
>>581773953unless I feel like my shit are seriously lacking and that I can make better aces within 1-2 days, nyo
>>581773535no one has 900 stam this CM
rate day 2 of cm19
>>581774437I'll kill you
>>581774857exact same wr as yesterday/10
>>581774804hannukah oguri does
>>581774857skip / 10
>>581774804i do and i still watch my aces gas out sometimes
>>581774145literally me sis
stop posting the flower cunt and post bland
