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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
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>>581766270Hi it’s me the poster of this post I just wanted to clarify I mean old doe
grrraaaaahhhh i was gonna make a spamtenna edition
>>581766270Don't mind the snailqua
>>581766339I'm going to sleep soon, so next one's all yours
>>581766270Okay.
>>581766415so am I though
>>581765419sexo
>>581766158Hooman!
>>581766391kill yourself
>>581766270d'oh
icb he's the strongest
I LOVE TV
>>581766679
post doe porn
>>581766270
every friend group got the philosopher (kris) and the cute one (ralsei) and the sacrificial object (susie)
>>581766270.
>YOU GOT THE ICE KEY>https://youtu.be/nEMpLyFJ8wI
SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING IM FUCKING SCARED
>>581767916the artist removed their nugget kris from the wb...
Nobody say anything. Silently dump art.
>-72 in normal routeI did actually unironically think suselle was good for her in some ways but I guess not
what if he only likes kris for the soul
>>581768057nothing changed...
someone here will find this sexy
guys i found some ai sloppa Noelle, do you guys wanna see it and laugh
>>581767972what nugget Kris?
>>581767869>Maybe choice is a construct of human perception, an illusion created by~>PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED
Since I laid my eyes on you
>>581768412No. AI is shit and I will break your dog's legs if you do.
Who is your favorite irrelevant character with a dialogue portrait in Deltarune?
>>581768351https://files.catbox.moe/v371dd.jpeg
>>581767536
Is it a coincidence that Ultrakill and Deltarune, two of my favorite games, feature blue retards as the main characters?I think not.
>>581768665Ralsei
>>581768205what if he only likes the soul for truename
>>581768665carol. i don't know if she'll do anything beyond lore dump but i like her
>>581768660fair lol
*shoves >>581768665 into a locker*Who is your favorite RELEVANT character WITHOUT a dialogue portrait in Deltarune?
>>581768809what if he only likes truename because they exist on the same plane of reality as his creator, toby fox?
>>581768665aqua, green, orange, yellow, blue and the purple one.
i wish i could draw...
>>581768946テナはん!!!
>>581768946ewam
>>581768946Orange!
>>581768871I hope she at least gets a boss fight. It doesn't even need to be anything crazy.
>>581768665carol dot dot dot ellipsis (laughs)
>>581769092There's no way it takes that many characters to write Tenna
>>581769213Carol fight but it’s just a Christmas-themed remix of Jackenstein’s
it might be a foolish wish but i hope there aren't any more boss fights where the strategy is max out tp and do a kris act
cute and canon
>>581769261ok so"テナ" is Tenna's japanese name."はん" is the Kansai dialect version of the "san" honorific.in the japanese version of the game, all the Pippins, including Battat, speak Kansai dialect.thus, i was saying Tenna's name as japanese Battat.
>>581769269If she got cool battle sprites I'd be down for whatever
>>581769565i guess ralsei and i have a lot in common
>>581769529なんでやねん
Chapter 5 is caca
>>581769357How about max out TP and do a Ralsei magic
>>581769762>Asgore
it would be fun to draw with my drawfriends on the whiteboard tonight *bats eyelashes*
>>581769762I respect your opinion, Anon.
The saddest Ralsei theory is that he's the opposite of Asriel. Asriel didnt really care that much about Kris or wanted to spend time with together, so Kris imagined a version that actually loved him.
>>581769762Which of course in the native Choctaw tongue means “absolutely flawless”
why do characters sometimes have voice lines and others don’tlet’s see if we can find a patternundertale has flowey and mettatondeltarune has jevil, spamton, tenna, jack, flowery, and pink aswhat do these characters have in common besides being gay and powerful
>>581768946There aren't any, since Milklooker doesn't have actual relevance.
Chapter 5 is kino
>>581770003this is spicy but asriel did love kris enough to carry him to school when he slept in
>>581770239>what do these characters have in common besides being gay and powerfulliterally nothing dude, you are just overthinking it
>>581770239characters with voicelines are doomed (sometimes death can be fixed in the case of tenna and mettaton)
Do you think Carol supports whatever amount of the weird route events she understands or was she really just clueless when she called Kris
It's going to turn out that only Carol didn't know shit about the dark worlds or anyones motives
Dah
>>5817703057 out of 8 flowers agree!
Asriel God of Hyperstink
>>581770503it's obvious
why did asgore think he was going to get his police job back at the start of chapter 5
>>581770503yeah i think she knows what asgore knows which is to say, not much. could also be being misled by someone perhaps
>>581770427Like a true white mom, she's clueless
>>581770623the Black Shard he found in the library two days before gave him hope that he'd be able to solve the old case
if asgore hadn't let himself go toriel would've been more forgiving. sadly she likes her men bone thin haha
carol is epic suace and she will save the day okay
It's MTT not MT, dumbass
You are MT
>>581770537imagine being on your period and you feel a blood clot get released from the puss but when you change your pad soon after you discover it was this creature slithering out
>>581770647>yeah i think she knows what asgore knows which is to say, not much.Asgore was allowed to view the conspiracy board in Carol's bedroom so this is probably true, they were working together and don't really know shit. They don't even know how to make fountains. You know which Holiday does know how to make fountains, though?
>>581770647She probably knows about the soul, which is more than Asgore can say.
mtt, too, is an acronym.
male to tenna
>>581771229it could be cool if noelle opens the dark world to prolong rudy's death/in a bad attempt to keep it from happening i've also seen stuff about her accidentally snowgraving carol for maximum misery
>>581769565Ralsei is addicted to pornography :/
>>581771519Getting forcetenna'd by a dominatrix who makes you wear giant yellow shoes and do the cabbage patch
hi Ralsei can I please get a large Darkburger combo with a diet coke, thank you :)
Raly’s cauldron taters…
Orange is into anal vore
>>581771969Saving this idea for when I get a bf
>>581770678Carol's fun pizzas caused Dess to disappear
I block any account on my feed that she/hers Ralsei
october is nearly upon ushalloween is nearly upon uswho should i make a costume for (5’8 moid)
>>581771973>ai-slopQueen, unprint this.
>>581771973https://files.catbox.moe/wyhcch.mp4
>>581772292spamton, jevil, or milklooker
>>581772241ARTIST?
Its MTTV, meaning MT TV not MTT TV
>>581772214This made me so sad
>>581772214It's not her particular brand of emotional manipulation but it's a classic
https://youtu.be/oIJpM4gUCzEactually quite nice
>>581772398https://x.com/Lucafi0
>>581771973>Ralsei: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNc56ig4gPQ
>>581771973my parents are making me get a mcdonalds jobany advice
>>581772601Your parents do not love you
>>581772601do not shove your manager into the deep fryerstop thinking about shoving your manager into the deep fryer
chapter 5 was dishonest themeslop
>>581772601put the darkburger in the bag
>>581772214relatable
>>581772503>It's not her particular brand of emotional manipulationhuh
>>581772601Find out which manager/supervisor smokes weed and hang out with them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbVDQKcxg00
>>581772601climb the corporate ladder through gay sex
>>581772760the Holiday's are a bit better off than suburban families the dynamics are different, esp with carol being the breadwinnerstill caviar are her fun pizzas
>>581772601you're gonna get so fat from eating on the job
>>581772704it's okay anon you can deep fry me instead
>>581772760that was phrased confusingly I mean I imagine carol guilting her kids and getting upset in a different way than this
>>581771973isn't there a .webm of him making burgers in the cauldron and getting angry when susie greedily orders like 100 or something
>>581772832you aren't supposed to eat while you cook Tenna
>>581772852it wasnt confusing at all, that anon is justa DUMBASS
>>581772337shit, I didn't even notice, fuck my chud life
>>581772832not after you get nose-blind to it
>>581772214fake as hell wtf u mean no one would eat watermelon at a bqq
>>581772845How long into submersion do you think the damage is guaranteed to be fatal and there's no use intervening any more?
>>581772601dont eat on the job, dont take bullshit personally, save some of the money you make, and apply for a slightly better job after a few months since you'll have some employment experience
>>581772503wow this was posted in 2025 this artist Gets Noelle
>>581772337>>581772981It looks like an actual image that has just been hastily upscaled to me.
>>581773053how long after getting the job is it appropriate to start searching for anotherlike if i quit too early will my next employer see that as a flaw
>>581773149no one will give a shit that you dont want to spend a lot of time working in fast food
https://x.com/Lucafi0/status/2076369473871732888
>>581773149start applying for better jobs related to your degree/skillset immediately. it's mcdonalds friend, everyone expects a high turnover especially if you're young said fave
>>581772947let's leave all these sheep behind... run away...
>>581768057Maybe if Toby would actually let her go to the Dark Worlds and have her character develop like it started doing in Chapter 2 instead of benching her for the rest of the normal game and only using her for the Light World romance subplotI'm not even convinced Toby's going to go through with putting her in Chapter 6's dark world, there's gonna be some bullshit like she can't because of Rudy and she'll only be in the game for snowgrave and yuri
>>581773230Raspy smoker dess my beloved
I hate all of you
>>581773018Really quite quickly.See: https://www.workerscompensation.com/daily-headlines/cook-kills-himself-on-job-by-thrusting-head-into-deep-fryer/Luckily Berghley follows cartoon logic a la Roger Rabbit, so he can cook himself all day long and be fine albeit a crispy golden brown
>>581773297she'll be in the dark world trapped at the top of a tower for the whole chapter
>>581773528I think her getting Torieled would be worse than her not being in the dark world at allCongratulations on giving me a new fear
god i love fat cheeks
>>581772364lol
>>581772601Are they making you get a McDonald's job specifically, as in they wouldn't let you apply to some nicer place. A small business or something
>>581773463Even me?
>>581773660click 2 cum instantly
>>581773791made me laugh, thank you
>>581773463thats not what you told me last night
>>581773660pink foyd!!!!!
>>581772601Youd have more dignity selling me your hole pics
>>581773686she was like ok anon tomorrow your aunt is coming over to drive you to the interview!so i got in the car with my aunt and i did the interviewand i’m probably gonna get the job because it went well and they’re also opening a new place so they’ll need a lot of people
>>581773660ugh his heels so cvnt so mother
haunting https://x.com/Treyvongodofma1/status/2101822597268660428
>>581774134ew
>>581774063My condolences
I saw the gigantic futa dess fucking toddler kris on the whiteboard so I think I'm just gonna skip drawing and wait for the next one
>>581774134Only can see the thumbnail and it looks gross, like nasty ass balloon implants
>>581772601If you start working after a long period of NEETing those first few weeks are super rough until you habituate to your new schedule. If, and when, you feel like quitting, make a deal with yourself that you'll at least wait two-three weeks before doing so. Most of the miserable shit is temporary. Once the feeling passes you can settle into a normal routine.
>>5817743720/10 whiteboard
>>581774470is it better or worse than a grocery store
so how does spamton basically predict the future that kris will go through in both routes
>>581773854If you're who I think you are I posting gore and child abuse videos
>>581774674shadow crystals show the future
>>581774595worse, grocery stores are chill especially if you're a stocker. might wanna try switching to one of those like think about how many grocery shop employees you've spoken to in your life or required something from (past baggers) with fast food employees
>>581774720I am not who you think I am
>>581774674he read the script
>>581774372Ummm, thats mew mew, fag? Get your pedophiles right.
>>581774674Mike's deal gave him knowledge of future events which is how he became so successful / he is projecting onto Kris
>>581774674he was gifted with divine foresight for being toby's fave
>>581774947oh fuck you're right my brain autocorrected it because I looked at it for like 5 seconds before closing the page kek
What kind of story could you imagine happening in a Nursery Dark World?
>>581774674Gaster told him on the phone
spamton was gifted with divine foreskin
>>581775085baby rattle becomes a legendary club
>Coma theory is still unchallengedGod this is going to be so funny
>>581775178What could possibly have led to this situation?
Toby's fever dream ending is that Deltarune is the dying coma dream of a random optional NPC, Rudy Undertale.
* haha yeah Kim you can express your individuality however you want<3 * Kim will wear the jacket.
waly
One time I went to a dedicated drawthread and fulfilled a request and like 6 people instantly replied with really angry messages that I was fulfilling a threadshitters request so I deleted it and never came back.
>>581775505>Chapter 2 Krisrielfag era be like
>>581775505what was the request please tell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJhemkj81ow
>>581775387Susie instantly chose the option to shoot Cuno and didn't know there was a way to play the game without doing that.
>>581775610I think it was some bunnygirl that looked cute sitting on a guys face. I don't have it anymore cause I changed computers but I'll look. I just remember everyone being really mad.
>>581774674given that Jevil also predicts the future or at least speaks of events to come in a manner similar to Spamton, it's probably Jevil's "strange someone" being the same as Spamton's benefactor. presumably this person knows the prophecy which is why Spamton also knows that Tenna is fated to die
>>581775505You should draw femboy stoner Ralsei for me instead. Promise I'll only make good posts with it.
>>581775505I’ve only done one drawthread request I can recall because it was so esoteric it amused me. The guys who got mad at you are lame and gay fuck them
>>581775243dragon blazers general
tung tung tung doomur
>>581775505utdr? shut up drawfaggot
>>581776098permabeg…
>>581776098Sorry, FAVE went to a drawthread where FAVE drew a drawing.
and asriel or something this is gay
>check whiteboard >least favorite "artist" is thereuuuughhhh fuck off stop trying to draw
>>581776169nice gotes
>>581776165Well, Ficus Looker should have stayed in the Cat Petterz RPG general instead
good morning utg, what's good?>>581776169this post woke me up
https://x.com/juicce124/status/2101544147798880513
>>5817762437/10 bait
>>581769089you can draw anon! i believe in you!
So this is where major doom lives
>check whiteboard>favorite artist is theremmmmmfffffff fuck yes keep trying to draw i love you baby oh god
Dishonoreds choice system was much better and less preachy than UnderRunes
>>581776385*stabs you**runs away*
>>581776339it isn't bait. this loser isn't improving and everything "they" draw is terrible.
>>581774674literally just mad and projecting but because they're in a similar situation it comes off as him being a prophet
>>581776308Good morning goatbro.
>>581776385What the FUCK do you mean you didn't FORGIVE and show MERCY to a SADISTIC KILLER? Oh my fucking GASTER you are going to have a BAD TIME
>having trouble beating pink with +bombs>feeling tilted>mute the shitty weeb music and put on something good>win immediatelyThere's nothing wrong with the Pink fight itself, but the music is shit, especially compared to the other bosses.
fave cant get out of bed its like a weight is keeping fave against the ground help fave
>>581776367I GROOM MINORS
>>581776486hello hello, how are you doing?
>DRAW REQUEST ANCHOR
>>581776563Doing pretty good just chillin' I'm excited we have a team manager for the divegrass games again.
>>581776753please draw a
NO!!! NO!!!!!!
>>581776753I want a draw with no meat, and hold the wobble
>>581776783>I'm excited we have a team manager for the divegrass games again.speaking of which, when are those games happening? i forget what the schedule is
>>581773297Don't be stupid, Anon.Noelle is Susie's girlfriend. What other character development does she need?
>>581776898one carol comin right up
>>581776753please draw uhhhh how you specifically think deltarune will end
>>581776753Kris wobble
>>581776753kralsei yaoi
>>581776946this is a retarded thing to act facetious about when Chapter 6 is very clearly going to be the Noelle Chapter
i miss tasquelord
Had a heat stroke today and dropped my fucking food puked in the car but didn't eat this morning and I feel so dumb
>>581776753Orange drinking Sunkist
>>581777163Pizzapants…
>>581777163*nurses you back to health like a baby bird*
>>581777163i doooon't remember asking
>>581777202honestly why don't they just put "gender: unspecified" and make everyone happy
>>581776498I like it :)>>581776753draw undertale mewmew’s overworld sprite
pizzapants trying to convince asriel that the joi crystal works and is real and they can totally make something happen especially since blue ears is finally in
>>581776898HEY JIMMY, GIVE ME A FAVE WITH NOTHIN'
>>581777430Because despite what they preach, they love to assume everyone's gender.
>>581777430because that wouldn't be an epic diversity win
they're larping spongebob
>>581776454For everyone else's sake, may you post what "they" drew so people dont assume youre vagueslopping?
>>581776986
Ralsei stinks and is getting molested
>>581775085NURSERY DARK WORLD HEADCANONS there are lots of toy darkners and it is ruled by a school tv cart darkner who takes it upon herself to educate and take care of everyone who comes there. instills order and disciplines 'unruly children'. i'm imagining it's sort of a rehash of both flowery and tenna (and i guess queen because maternal technology darkner). she cares for the lightner children who she shows educationally stimulating videos to as if they were her own and feels profound frustration at being unable to actually stay in their lives, care for them, or materially improve any of their conditions. somewhat of a tyrant about getting 'her babies' (read: anyone there) to stay within the dark world where she can care for and educate them directly. her fate as an object that fulfills only a specific purpose and cannot truly affect the world beyond that purpose is sealed, so she must come to terms with the small impact she is able to leave on these childrens lives for the short time they are in her nursery. oh yeah and i imagine susie acts really mad about being babied but is secretly comforted and happy by receiving one-on-one care and affection and investment in her education she didn't get as a child - look how happy she is to learn from gerson. if you add the tv cart darkner to your castle town which you can't because you can't just steal equipment from a nursery for no reason then susie makes a big fuss about finding it annoying but she keeps making up reasons to be in the same room as mommy tv cart. ralsei is happy to see susie explore the childhood she never truly got but is shocked to find himself susceptible to the exact same thing due to sitting in a dark room with dark prophecies for however long he's been alive instead of having a mom or whatever. ...i guess this doesn't answer what stories would be told almost at all but those are my thoughts on the topic
>>581777639i don't want any drama. i'm sure they know who they are.
>>581777724kek
>>581776753Ralsei reading from a history textbook with a horrified facial expression
>>581777751he smells good but the other thing is based and true
Kris and Aqua are built for doe/cat cock
>>581776753DRAW MY SMEXY BOYFRIEND BATTAT!!!!!!!!!!!! plese
>>581777915two children in a big coat type scheme
>>581777915Well I do, so fuck you, I'm gonna say...THIS KEK!
how do people draw like this? i just don't get it
>>581778119a tablet but they just draw in ms paint instead of a real app
>>581775085The green crayon that Kris misplaced was in the nursery the whole time and is the secret boss. It becomes their strongest weapon.
>>581778057like i said i refuse to specify this artist. but they're dogshit.
>>581777751Hero_Axe can smash the washed up conchcan any lore experts in the thread elaborate on this
being turned into a flower is actually pretty fucked up and scary when i think about it
>>581778414Not in the Tobyverse. Flowey had great ability to maneuver and manipulate the world around him.
soulsquito sucking blood from battat
>>581778601you know what this is true. flowery is probably the most mentally sound character in the tobyverse
>>581778657I can't look at Battat without getting horny anymore because of all the high-quality porn drawn of him recently.
If I sat on him he’d be Splattat lol
>>581778657me
>>581778769I love looking at porn, especiallythe porn!
>>581778836Hamplanet Tenna…
>>581778317it’s me but that’s ok
>>581777989I like pinkqua but it’s problematic so I don’t discuss it
if i gave him tap shoes he’d be Rattatattat
kinda interesting dessriel denial https://deltaruminations.tumblr.com/post/796598175624462336/she-didnt-even-unwrap-the-cd-he-gave-her-this
my sexual fetish is baitfag nodraw crabs posting their work I have never orgasmed my life is colorless
>>581778763>floweryuhh *flowey...
>y-you have to be a-able to d-d-draw to dislike my """art""!!
>>581778769:Dthis makes me happy to hear especially since i can't look at battat without getting horny just normally on a normal day>>581778892fine we can share. but accept the consequences of your actions picrel
>>581779047it's still sealed because she didn't get to listen to it before going missing
>>581779107
>>581779262I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!
>>581778763Flowey's problem wasn't being a flower, it was everything else done to him by the scientists who got away scot free just like the nazi scientists after ww2.
>>581776912I have no idea what the schedule is unfortunately.
>>581779302That's how I saw it as well. I wonder how that Tumblr user feels about Chapter 5's reveals regarding Dess and Asriel.
>>581779186>ywycd
>>581779354i mean
Why does nobody ever mention cunnilingus in Deltarune? Does it not exist in that universe?
>>581778836lol that would be so funny haha
>>581779470does tenna have mettaton’s body under the suit i’m gonna cummmm
>>581779461heroes don't do that
sjelteraniversasydields
anyone have the looks female enough ralselle image it makes me kek
>>581777202>shaped like the freedom motif>despite the citations being used to be the most controlling and freedom-stifling people of the fandom
>>581779470unfortunately this is quite hot
Will Rouxls Kaard be in Chapter 6 dark world
>>581779575I guess I have to become a villain
>>581779456That's fair. Psuedo-teleportation or not, being stuck to the ground and whatnot is a loss that would sting. But it's more of a "this kinda sucks" scenario rather than the "I have no mouth and I must scream" scenario that the royal scientists thrust upon him.
>>581779461kris is a pro at it
>>581766275
Mewmew’s numinous and inchoate butthole~
>>581779730HA! I already know what inchoate means and how to pronounce it *starts masturbating*
Fave feels like 4chanx just broke and threads won’t load
>>581779470uoughgh..... thick tenna
>>581779730A NEW GOD...
>>581779045What if Battat controlled Tenna by sitting on his head and pulling his antennas and it was called Battatouille
>>581779719noice.
>>581779719Peak
>>581780054thanks i made it on the toilet
>>581779719This is very funny nice job!
>>581779719lol nice cute
Dess was the only reason people didn't think Asriel was gay. This is why Asgore was so determined to find her.
I am vengeanceI am the (k)nightI am Battatman
>>581777980Grr why doesn’t her sprite have sharp antlers
>>581780179Bratty? Catty?
>>581779872i'm deluded, but i hope the ralsei boss fight is something like this. he slowly morphs into photoshop!raly
>>581780150>>581780112>>581780081too many (You)s too quickly now i feel like i'm astroturfing
>>581776753Aqua with three boobas because she doesn't know how many humans have
>>581779938he would be called Rattat
>>581780390They clearly have a thing for gay guys. They don't think men can actually be gay. because they think that they're sexy enough to make any man straight.
>>581780461I don’t even know what that word means shush
BrattyCattyAnd introducing the newest member: Dratty
>>581780461it's fake positivity
The dark world is kinda bright and colorful if you ask me
Patty Mayonnaise
>>581777053lmao remember when they said this about chapter 4 and 5?
>>581780550nerdy cow monster called patty and bratty/catty make fun of her so much you begin to question if they're like actually friends or not
>>581777430>>581777537doesn't not having a "gender: " line mean they aren't specifying or assuming
>>581780461You're also gaslighting and lovebombing.
>>581777430because that's literally killing nonbinary people you fucking chud bastard
i wish someone would gaslight and lovebomb me
>>581779047She only pretended to date Asriel to molest Kris
>>581780665Has she ever specified what pronouns he uses?
>>581780616my only knowledge of doug comes from vinny vineington
>>581780474aqua is flat coded tho
>>581780689so i was right?
>>581780642are you seriously arguing that the triple setup of Noelle coming to Castle Town + Rudy's health dramatically worsening + trying to get the shelter code held in Carol's house isn't actually going to mean anything
>>581780520Going by his reaction to Pluey, Battat would 100% be the kind of guy who gets pissed off if you call Remy "Ratatouille"Battapluey...
>>581780425...well actually i said ralsei boss fight like it's guaranteed but i guess it isn't
>>581780775Chapter 6 will open up with Carol campaigning to stash your trash to beautify Hometown after the festival's mess
>>581780689good lird
>>581780852Because Toby has NEVER let down speculationfags before
>>581780852le tricky tony *snorts my fatass nose*
>>581780665fuck bro we have a LOT of people to tell that to considering how it's used
>>581780689what
>>581780689he's right and he should say it
Anyone else here wanna fucking kill themselves?
>>581780689carolanon…
fave would appreciate a few prayers for his heart to explode if its ok
>>581780689*shits*
>>581780852are you seriously trying to argue that the triple setup of Asgore being the boss3 panel + Asgore talking about how "Tori will see what really happened" + the dark world being confirmed to be in Flower King isn't actually going to mean anything and Asgore won't make the fountain or be the boss
>>581781065Well I do often catch myself thinking that I do
>>581781065On occasion.
>>581780950this isn't speculationfagging this is the game outright telling us to expect something significant related to Noelle in Chapter 6. the entire ending sequence of 5 is setup for Noelle's return to the Dark World and the narrative objective Susie hopes to achieve with it
thank you for letting purplepippin finally orgasm
>>581781065nahh not myself
>>581780689uh oh draw"friend" melty! these are the psychos you let run utg.
>>581781190>this is the game outright telling us to expect somethingNo, it's the game telling you that Noelle may be coming to Castle Town, Rudy's health is worsening, and that the shelter code may be involved somehow.The dots you connect from there are pure speculation much like the Mikefags and their meltdown was
>>581781190>inb4 "b-but chapter 4 ending"
>>581781115i pray that fave's heart grows three sizes that day instead!>>581781065only sometimes but fave thinks that fave does a good job of not doing that
>>581781190i don't know why anyone pushes so hard against 6 being a noelle chapter unless they just really despise suselle and the thought of seeing more of it. and like, fair
>>581781191you're welcome i like him he's cute! is there a story behind him? i do not believe i was there for his inception
please kris…you’re my whole world and so much more…just serving you for a day would satisfy me for a lifetime…
>>581781065only sometimes, used to be more often in the past
>>581781190I agree but it is so fucking easy to just post some bullshit like >the white pen of hope is RIGHT THERE in the fucking trailer, dude
>>581780654anon that's just Alphys
>>581781425ralsei before kris denies him and he goes to his empty room in castletown and lays down on the bed and...
>>581779730i like these posts because they teach me new words
>>581781387nah, there's no real story other than he's overtly horny, and purple.
>>581781065Yellow...
>>581781456holy shit you're right i forgot catty and bratty already had a nerd friend they bullied, i always wondered why it felt like something was missing that was it, it was told to me directly
>>581779938https://files.catbox.moe/myy6gx.png
>>581781340Sometimes it’s not even about Suselle so much as just hating Noelle individually
>>581777980This should've gotten more replies
>>581781065all day. everyday.do you wanna plan a meet up?
>>581781156>Asgore being the boss3 panelthere's a flower in front of Asgore in that same panel. the flower being the Flower Man makes more sense to me than Asgore trying to kill his kid>Asgore talking about how "Tori will see what really happened"this is indeed still his motivation for Chapter 5 and doesn't require him to have opened a fountain or oppose Kris>the dark world being confirmed to be in Flower Kingwe still had a Chapter focused around Asgore from the perspective of his children (Kris and the 7 Flowers) and their love for him. it still meant something
>>581781536it's okay we forgive you, Bratty and Catty lore is very in-depth and complicated so it's easy to forget some stuff
Anyone else here want to sexually service every utg who wants to kill themselves so they have something worth living for
I pity the fool who doesn’t like penis
>>581781701And we're still going to have a chapter with Noelle in it and it will still mean something.It just might not mean anything more than Asgore's complete nothingburger of chapter 5. Thinking either way is pure speculation because Trick Tony could rugpull you at any moment.
>>581781065I can't! I haven't had sex yet......Okay maybe I should...
>>581779047I hate trannies so much man
>>581781340it's not about hating suselle, it's about fucking up a prediction for the story and going full retard>WELL WE DIDN'T FIGHT ASGORE IN CHAPTER 5 SO WHO'S TO SAY ANYTHING IS TRUE???
>>581781853If Undertale and Deltarune are such good games why don't they have Mr T commercialshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bsOKH3_DNo
I agree with that one anon that “Tricky Tony” did irreparable damage
why must I be attracted to paws and hooves and seeing little tufts of fur being toe beans
>>581781865It's alright we hate you too <3
>>581781268jelly
>>581781990not as much as you hate yourself
>>581780642I actually don't tbdesu
>>581781646There's a lot of thatSome people think Noelle being relevant to the light world sections means she's le overimportant Mary Sue taking up the entire story even though she hasn't been in a dark world in five years
>>581779262Oh god, they are reproducing too quickly! No Pippins is save
>>581781979because theyre cool and good
>>581781445Come on, nobody really thought that. It was a bit.Right?
Anyone who thought the white pen of hope was the feather in the trailer was retardedFeather pens become WINGLADESWe know what they turn into alreadyThat's like saying Ralsei's light world form is chalk even though we already know it turns into Light Candy
plucking hairs feels like yanking worms out of my fleshy body and it feels so gooooood
>>581781979
>>581782315I saw more speculation that the chapter five dark world would be created by Susie and that she was misinterpreting what Gerson said to her, so in a way it would be the white pen of hope, but only because Susie created a literal white pen.
>>581781979i dunno but i never ever thought i'd be into furry stuff desu
>>581782221NOOOOOOO SOMEBODY HELP THEM
>>581782456woman stop plucking your hairs and resist the influence of the models you see on magazines and films, hairy women are hot
>>581781190Yeah and Mike will be important
>>581782529Susie eating 6k cakes and becoming a fat fuck but only in the Dark World and in the Light World she's still starving and it completely fucks up her perception of hunger because she thinks she's full and will refuse to eat
soft life with my ralseiwife
>>581782621how DARE you i am a MOID (my body hair triggers my tism) [other peoples’ body hair don’t bother me though]
I want Toby Fox to be my pallbearer so he can let me down one last time
>>581781065some days yeah but it’s been a little easier lately
>>581782760be proud of your hair it means you're a MANhumans are HAIRY motherfuckers
>>581782409were the Old Man and Sound of Justice different objects?
>>581782760like a ftm moid maybe?
>>581782681this is what happened to Dess and starving to death in a dark world is how you become something like the knight
>>581781956What if we summon Asgore's Toyota Tacoma to kill The Knight in chapter 7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u15HmEMp2Qc
>>581782863this is a good question. i'd imagine not though unless susie's letter to alvin became it? no idea
Fave is in that awkward spot where they’ve got coarse hair but they’re not hairy enough all over so they just have strands everywhere
Susie stole forty cakes, that's as much ss four tens. And that's terrible.
Shaving your chest is such a chore how does Asgore put up with it
>>581782943It's unlikely to be Susie's letter because the statues already existed in the First Sanctuary before she wrote it in the Light World
me asking for Wizards 101 subscription but it turned out that because of our oppression by ISPs as rural people that we had a monthly data cap and online games used too much to be able to play them
>>581781861>And we're still going to have a chapter with Noelle in it and it will still mean something.well, that's basically all i've been saying. Noelle will be relevant to Chapter 6.>Tricky Tony could rugpull you at any momentThe fact that I liked Asgore's handling in Chapter 5 aside, Noelle is a main character on par with Kris / Susie / Ralsei and Chapter 6 seems to be the perfect opportunity to focus on her as the story comes to a conclusion. I don't see why Toby Fox would sideline her, even if people didn't like it Asgore being sidelined had the tangible narrative purpose of portraying his problems and how they affect the people around him from a 3rd person perspective, which is relevant to Kris. The adults in the story are always distant, what has consistently been given more focus is the way they affect their kids
>>581783120That's fucked up sorry anon
>>581783067There is absolutely no world in which Asgore shaves his chest.
>>581783156>Noelle is a main character on par with Kris / Susie / RalseilmaoLooking forward to the one clarification being that Noelle is not a main character and not on par with Kris / Susie / Ralsei
>>581783386>YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET SOMEONE VERY, VERY WONDERFUL.
>>581783324i mean it's just fur on fur wouldn't it likebe bald
>>581782863the old man and the statues exist at the same time so they must be separate objectspersonally given the statues resembling gerson and their proximity to the study i headcanon them to be lord of the hammer books (they're literally depictions of a hammer lord in the shape of their author)
>>581783120us isp zoning practices are just one of the many bad and backwards things about the us. it's insane
>>581783464And yet Papyrus STILL hasn't shown up
>>581783386
>>581783324It’s so Rudy can suckle on his teats
"Sound of Justice is Gerson being pet sematary'd by Susie, and Ralsei was lying about it not being him and just a statue" theory annoys me so much when we can see Sound of Justice in the First Sanctuary and other enemies in the Second Sanctuary are also statues from the First.
>>581783386she is, retard
>>581783523Papyrus didn't get the very wonderful text, anonThat's only Kris, Susie and NoelleEvery other name reaction is "AN INTERESTING COINCIDENCE."
>>581781809I don't think you're the only slut in the general
Goodnight utg. I hope anons in this thread stop feeling suicidal, but only the ones in this thread, I don't wanna run the hope too thin.
>>581783386what do you make of the Weird Route, then? i mean surely you recognize it doesn't make any sense to assume Noelle somehow isn't going to matter to the rest of the game, from a narrative perspective. Toby raped you
>>581783386Noelle isn't important enough for Toby to waste his one clarification on, that would give her too much importance.
>>581783523Just wait for asriel sans very clearly says you’ll get to hang out with papyrus when asriel comes home
>>581783356awwww tucked in
>>581783585okay mikefag
>>581783626maybe Catti should run and get thin HEH
The fanbase convincing themselves every INTERESTING COINCIDENCE character is guaranteed to appear in the Dark World was really fucking funnyQC? Bro? You think QC is going to be relevant?
>>581783823>he doesn't know about the upcoming secret QC lore in chapter 6NGMI
>>581782535Aqua caught one! Wait... Aqua don't eat it!!
>>581783823Toby putting QC in the list to fuck with people
Q.C. Gaster is my favorite charaplap
I'm not sure why Catti and Jockington were even characters that were made. What is the point of them. Why did Berdly go in the dark world and then nobody else in the class
>>581783823they're all characters that will be Goner'd in the meat factory
This color scheme is fking awful.
>>581783890NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIVEEEEEESSSSSSS(cute aqua!)
>>581783979Berdly is part of the irrelevant shitter collective but a special exception was made for him in chapter 2 because it occured to Gaster that some people might want to kill him, and Gaster's a people-pleaser at heart
>>581784121He's not a people pleaser unless he also lets us kill Alphys
If you had to reduce Deltarune down to one single character that matters it's literally Noelle.
>>581783979Classroom padding so it isn't literally four people in the roomAlso to foreshadow stuff (we don't know what stuff yet) and because Toby thinks Jockington is Cool
>>581783979>BerdlyThe blue bead that breaks off, the blue bird in Mantle, the only “friend” that Noelle has when the game starts>Catti and JockingtonOptional gagsh- I mean comedy duo
>>581783584what's with those statues anyways, I know out of place darkners petrify but why is the church the only dark world with them already there? Susie animated the instruments (Organikk, Wicabel) and the Knight animated religious iconography (Wafer guys, Balthizard)
>>581784224>The blue bead that breaks off I thought chapter 2 era was over
>>581784160i fucking hate noelle
>>581784376Im just listing stuff that happens :D
Berdly would have solo'd the knight, the titans, and the fountains if he were the vessel.
>>581784160pretty sure it'd be gaster
>Deltarune fans when in Crapter 7 Dess doesn't put her Peenumbra Phangasm into Kris's Gaster Blaster while Susie and Ralsei get grinded up in the Meat Factory and FRIEND touches his Trouble Dingle watching
>>581784438this but unironically
>>581784438>FutaDess/FemKrisholy guacamole!
>>581784160No one else matters.
>>581784438>nooo you can’t want cool stuff to happen in deltarune aaaiieieee!!
>>581784417he lost to base queen
>>581784635oh you think that's cool stuff? kris and dess sex?
>>581783979do you think there's no point to a character if they don't go into the dark world and get berdly levels of screentime. berdly went into the dark world because his character is significant to noelle's developmentthey're meant to populate hometown and provide the sense that kris, noelle, and susie aren't the only kids there. they exist for flavor
>>581784701at the same time people shit on side characterfags
for lorestimmies it’s noelle > ralsei > kris >>> susie and for deltarunestimmies it’s susie > kris >> ralsei > noelle and for goonstimmies it’s ralsei >>>
>>581784417>Queen is totally confident in her ability to defeat Kris, Susie, and Ralsei>injured 1 HP Berdly gets up>Queen retreats to her giant robotBerdly is the strongest lightner at base level, and will be even stronger when he realizes this world operates under video game mechanics and he can metagame.
I wonder if Toby knows how many people want Catti to do something, anything
male fave doesn’t grow hair on their chest or their back at all and they wonder if this is unusual
>>581784773powerscaling's a deep rot
>>581784438kek
>>581784679Kress? Kress!
I think Catti and Jockington are just weird because they’re a reminder that Undertale has barely any characters to sensibly use for classmates and they had to be newly made for the occasion
>>581783979They exist for us to hate them but in the time between Toby's fever dream and chapter 1 coming out, the big titty goth gf and gigachad memes went mainstream and now everyone loves their archetypes.
>>581784773side characterfags get too uppity. they can’t even properly discuss the game because their faves have no narrative importance, they don’t even like deltarune either they just like the stuff they make up about fave, but they insist on whining about maincharacterLORDS
https://x.com/DINOSAURIAUTDR/status/2101706123933778278?s=20deltarune should be a little harder I think
>>581784847Toby knows how much people want his character to do something, anything, which is precisely why not a single one of his characters every does something, anything.
>>581784898alternate timeline where toby replaced catti and jockington with slime kid 1 and slime kid 2
>>581784954truth bomb.
>>581783979This isn't Persona, Toby just needed a miniboss for Ch2 and Berdly was all he had
>>581784954>thread pillars out of nowhere
>>581783979theyre npcs meant to disseminate information about the actual characters…?
>>581784847She got dialogueSurely, that's something, right?
>>581784856>t. hating on the game because he can't play
thoughts on ERAM final boss? it's a complete shot in the dark but it's been growing on me, i like the vibes of it
>>581784773there's nothing inherently wrong with sidecharacterfags but it's annoying when they start freaking out about their character not being as relevant as the main ones. you're supposed to love your side character with full awareness of this
LookChapter 5 was bad because of chapter-exclusive scrimblosBut we really need the chapter where Catti and Jockington are super scrimblos
>>581784987have the fruit fly fight the roaring knight
>>581784954falling for the loudest jangling key isn’t a flex
>>581784898What about Fuku Fire or those diamond headed guys?
>>581785253>Eram shows up>FRIENDS show how much they love him>Eram then turns to Kris>"Kris, that horrible day, it-">Knight kidnaps EramI'd clap
>>581785324this is why side characterfags get made fun of sometimes. clinging onto a character who two lines and making up stuff about them to the point that it's just an oc isn't a flex either, engage with the game as it is. try to love deltarune and you’ll end up loving noelle, kris, ralsei, or susie.
>>581785324you aren't more discerning just because your scrimblo has 5 lines of dialogue instead of 500
>>581785232not into stupid prizes
>>581785264Wrong I like Chapter 5 and I want Catti to do something.
Post ideas that are speculation but you feel 100% certain are accurate, I'll start:Kris has the last shelter code
>>581785262it's even worse when they get h realistic expectations and start bending the game's lore around their quasi self inserts. see mewfag retardation
>>581785253I like it. Only question I have regarding it is why exactly eram would want their ass beat
Deltarune but the box art is two younger to mid 30s disheveled mildly overweight men looking wacky in front of a big beer with tits and a quirky looking alien smoking 20 blunts and the title is in bright red bold text
Deltarune but goodit's Undertale
>>581785480I meant to type unrealistic. I have sausage fingers
Looked over at the box for the hair dryer I bought and for a moment thought the iron for the diffuser tip was FRIEND with all the arms
>>581785513uhhh idk i'm just going with what looks tough because it's cool and if i'm right i'll go "wow i was right!" and if i'm wrong i'll probably go "wow that was really cool!"
>>581785474ERAM is Mike, which is why Battat clarifies that FRIEND and Mike are different entities
>>581785474at least 80% of our mystery blorbos are just eram fucking with people
ShitlyShittiShittingtonShitster TeenShitwyShitmie
>>581784073No one is save from this horrible monster!(Thank you!)
>>581785621gaster reveal will have him rocking a massive styled fro
Deltarune if it were coolCh2 = BerdlyCh3 = MKCh4 = SnowyCh5 = JockingtonCh 6 = CattiCh 7 = Temmie
>>581785917*carol
>>581785474Side A will end in failure before the Bunker can be opened and the codes are bunk pun unintended. Route C is the path that will enter it, and the collection of the codes will not matter for entering it
>>581785917i'd like to see a fangame that does this so we can all point and laugh at it
How many drawfags regulars even are there these days
>>581785646I basically agree but it leaves me wondering why Eram would be connected to cowboys
>>581785474>>581785985Also, the ultimate tragedy involves Susie and the other heroes fighting for real. The crisis point that will divide the party is the closure of the Castle Town Fountain.
>>581786019>drawfag looking to be mentionedh-how many drawfags can you guys name right now?
In Device Theory is MIKE the guy playing the game
>>581786106painter (fag before my time) and fagfag (icky eww eww)
>>581786106steamin
>>581786041We are finally cowboys
>>581786041he isn't, the same way he isn't connected to microphones. people just thought he was
>>581786106No I can’t draw for shit
>>581786231>is it fun, Travis?
>>581786106i hope nobody ever thinks i'm the one making these posts
>>581786106drawfag 1, drawfag 2, drawfag 7, drawfag 67, drawfag 69, and fred
>>581786106shonkfag, binkle, battlearenastraypixelfag, penisanon and pussyanon
>>581784849Whether you grow hair on your body is genetic. It's normal for some ethnicities to have basically no chest hair for their entire lives.
>>581766275https://files.catbox.moe/j33xve.png
>>581786238But if Eram's Mike then they *are* connected to microphones, by virtue of being Mike. Isn't Pluey being an off-brand Friend a core element of the Mike = Eram connection anyways?
>>581786523that last panel lmao
I like how everyone's drawing their OTPs!
>>581786019Conceptartanon who genderswapped the chapter 1 shitter NPCs
>>581786106Skindonk, drooble, trapezoidfag, lalabro, brainter, shimmyrimmylookingforastimmieanon and tooky
>>581786523He didn't think this through. Those soulsquitos must have sucked out too much of his brain!
>>581786793we agreed we’d never talk about drooble again. not after… THAT drawing…
>>581785474the girl got swapped out
>>581786625>>581786879thanks anons!>Those soulsquitos must have sucked out too much of his brain!sadly i reckon he was like this to begin with...
>>581786793Drooble drew really nasty vore on the whiteboard a couple times so I lost respect for him
>>581786905Tooky is WAY worse so why are you acting like drooble being mentioned is the problem? Pepperonifag that you?
uh oh, lalabro melty
What's she thinking about?
im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry please stop raining im sorry please please stop!!!
>>581787274>Welp. Hope this works.
>>581787152drooblecord is awake i see
I think the strongest piece of evidence for Kris having a crush on Susie is that in the normal route they don't say anything to Susie about why Noelle left, basically setting Susie up for a misunderstanding with Noelle. It's very conniving and vindictive.
Trapezoidtroons at it again I see!
I've had it with these gabblewabblefags!
>>581787537What is the implication of posting this with Tenna, who has a trapezoidal head?
snoopingas usual i see
>>581786523Funny and canon
>>581787639based grungo pointing out the nuances
>>581787274>"... 'watching myself through glass,' yeah, that's good...">"'A Noelle is just a Noelle'... that's fuckin' poetry, that's deep, yeah...'
Post your dossier.
>I have a story... but my mom says I can't show you it...Deltarune writing summarized in the style of a kid on a playground
What do YOU like about Kris?
>>581788005That's he's dead and can't even exist as a zombie without us.
>>581788005His pussy
>>581788005apart from the player/soul dichotomy it's cause they're a dave strider-like
>>581788005Her cock
>>581788005rapebait
>>581788136Based <3
>>581788005I think Deltarune is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills darknes and doesnt afraid of anything.
>>581788005I can't wait for to murder them in Normal, and to spare their life in Weird.
>>581788005they're very determined
>>581788475Are they? Seems like they're crashing out and soft-quitting.
>>581788005I.. dont know, i suppose its just because there was no one else for me to likei dont "like" characters, it's not possible for me, but kris's personality is nice and i think they are attractive
>>581788893Asgore was also very determined
Imagine if Ralsei came into the Light World and heard "The Rainbow Connection"
pizzapants fanart i forgot the hat
>>581789589that's a kirby enemy
I just blow dried my hair for the first time in my adult life
>>581788005Would be better with definite gender and this they/them bullshit
Which UTDR character has the largest and most distracting bulge?
>>581789678
blue ears got me pregnant
i am a vessel in real life
The Amazing Digital Pizza Tower
>>581790043
>>581789712susie
>>581788005for the ways they’re very strangely similar to chara who is my fave
>>581787274>"Please god or whoever's running this fake ass world, let the wind keep blowing, I look so much cooler like this I'd be so mad if it stopped before Kris got here"
it's going to turn out that everyone already died prior to the game and that we are playing with characters conjured up by the Dark World that is actually operating on multiple layers, with the light world being its dream and thus lightners having no different value than darknersthe game ends when the dark world wakes up
I think I just like Noelle at this point I like fanon Dess but lately I've come to think the theories that Dess was like an older sister/mentor to Kris are untrue and I think it was probably more like Kris had a one-sided fascination with Dess but Dess just thought Kris was annoying
>it's realhttps://x.com/tuyoki/status/1210699493768925190
:)
>>581790937>Ralsei as a treePando theory confirmed
>>581791189but he's not yellow
>>581791245>doesn't know about grafting theory
ralsei is the big fat dildo shoved up kris's ass theory
I WANT TO LICK BATTAT YUMMY CHESTSO CUTE!!! SEXY!!! FLUSTERED!!! INDECENT EXPOSURE!!!!! PIPPINS CHEST FLASH SENSATION!!!! BATTATS GREEN NIPPLES!!!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!!! PIPPINS SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>581791030my little reality breaker can in fact be this cute
Okay but why does Noelle know about the lake and how to do the noclip trick
>>581791505Noelle didn't "know" but likely intuited something might've been amiss if Dess talked about the place and the heavily emotional state with the thornRing. Desperation is a hell of a thing, and on that note.
>>581791505She just copied the noclip trick from Dragon Blazers 5.
I am watching you draw
bertrand fanart>>581792184m..me...?
>>581792242yes... yes...
>>581788005Because they’re so literally me
>Deltarune is gravity falls but video game LolBut the relations of bill and Pacifica are nothing like Kris and Noelle
>>581792545>Bill being stuck as a third wheel on a date between Wendy and Pacifica
*shakes tail in a sexual manner*
>>581792545>bill and PacificaYou sure you're not thinking of Dipper? 'Cause that's Dipper. Or is there lore that I missed, because I only watched like ten full episodes of season 1 as it aired in 2012 or whenever?
>>581792732Yeah I meant dipperBeen a while
Simpsons
>>581792545Toby Fox watched Gravity Falls and was so angry that Pacifica and Wendy never got together that he resolved to ship their expies in his magnum opus.
God I cannot wait for chapter 7
>>581791505she didn't know exactly how it worked but she knew that as long as she was making you proceed, it was impossible for it to fail, because you can't just get softlocked like that
Ralsei farting in Chapter 6
fem fave sucking off boy fave while undergoing intrusive thoughts of circumcising him causing her to bite his foreskin
>>581793356Okay and how does she know THAT
>>581793543she's just that smart
>>581793443Ruh oh
. . .
>>581793708https://www.nationalparkstraveler.org/2020/02/graffiti-clowns-vandalize-joshua-tree-national-parkthat was dess and kris irl
>>581793708tobyfox wtf
>>581793708>It happened in 2020>It has the Kris heart and devil hornsThis person did this prior to chapter 2 release
>>581793912chapter 1 kressmaxxing is completely insane
>>581793708>>581793912huh...
Deltarune fans discover that Kris and Dess are names that actual people irl have (shocking)
Why did they name a month after a deltarune character?
>>581794008They are both very uncommon names, what do you think the odds are that this isn't related to ut/dr?
>>581793912That’s kinda insane
>>581794068I can imagine far more kids being named "Kris" than "Dess," just on account of "Chris" already being a name
i wish i was named december it's my favorite month
Carol's reaction when she sees that article?
kid named february
how many utg posters have you had sex with? i’m currently at 2
>>581794008Kris is a pretty common name, but Dess is a rare one, and the heart with the devil horns and tail is one hell of a coincidence.
>>581794578physically? nonetextually? a fewmentally? most of youspiritually? all of you
>>581793112a lot of deltarune is like stuff from 2010's cartoon network shows more than people who want to say it's based on earthbound off omori want to admit
>>581794709nothing like weird route ever would happen in those shows lol
>>581794709gravity falls is disney retard
>>581794805ed edd and eddy had a weird route episode and it ruled
Kid named Noelle G. Dreemurr
*has sex with everyone in this thread* high score!
>>581795110The G stands for Gspamton.
*it was an afterimage*
>>581795327what if somebody DID have sex with everyone in this thread. what if at like 4am one night somebody posted the link to a /utg/ orgy and then it got deleted. and everybody was desperately trying to get it. because the person who posted it was the twink from those vocaroo posts a few days ago... hmm
>>581795586NO
>>581794578just one
>>581795006Nobody's ready for Susie Twin Knight
What if Ralsei was an Owen looking for his Maddy?
are you prepared /utg/?
Ton-Ton
>>581795843>"The author of the journals...my brother."
what if Kris is adopted?
>>581796462Utter bullshit, no way this could be even remotely true
>>581796462name one thing suggesting
>>581796462No way, that's crazy
kiss and head pat from battat *cums everywhere*
>>581796462You really expect me to believe this plurry theory?
>>581795359impossible... we moved perfectly in sync while we fucked... does this mean...? he predicted every single thrust ahead of time and moved accordingly... heh, this just got interesting...
>>581796594Me but I'm headpatting Ralsei (and I'm very much more enthused about it)
>>581793912These ARGs are crazy
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>>581796672so really more like this
>>581795006>>581794709Yeah but they’re all CalArts Alumni cartoons same diff
>>581796594that's kinda gay i think. not sure tho
the pippin that in the light world is a dice held at the taint of my underpants, does it believe itself blessed?
>YWN get a soft fluffy Noelle assjob* It's getting harder and harder* To just stand there smiling all the time.
Mr Gastor and Kris gets to eat out Onion-San!
need a friend
>>581798145Judging by that pic you don't need a friend, you're just touch starved
>>581798145/utg/ is not the place to find one, anongo outside, put yourself out there, join clubsit's boomer advice but it's better than fishing for a mentally-ill spergy retard 4channereverybody on this thread is a loser and will only drag you down with them. i believe in you, you have the capacity to be better than us if you tryeveryone that i have met from /utg/ has been fucking insufferable and miserable. and misery loves company
Friend Inside Me
>>581798285negative nancy ova here…
>>581797993probably
Remember to take care of your flowers!
>>581798145I'd be your friend but I'm a secondary who hasn't played deltarune since the survey program days
>>581798451fudck offfff. every time i have tried to engage with a /utg/ poster in good faith it has been a complete waste of time and effort. posting here infects your soul and turns you subhuman
>>581798531Have you tried simply not talking to the goatsissies?
I like all of you
>>581798145Get a real friend irl, onlins friends arn't actually friends
fave wants a friend too
>>581798285all the people i’ve interacted with in real life are extremely old or total normalfags like with partners and kids and stuff, i don’t know where you find actual young people you can have things in common with except for online. because we’re all online in our room using our computers. maybe you’re right if you’re saying clubs at a college but if you’re not enrolled in college are you just shit out of luck. other things like classes for hobbies seem pretty expensive which also is pretty exclusionary for a lot of us myself included
>>581798980>if you’re not enrolled in college are you just shit out of luckhonestly, yeah. community college is the only place i can think of where young people would congregate like you're saying. besides that if you're looking to avoid "normalfags" you are just kinda fucked. and that's why places like 4chan get the way they doand hey, i don't have all of the answers. i'm trying to figure this stuff out myself. but if that anon would consider my advice that forming attachments to people over the internet who are also incredibly needy and unstable mentally is a bad idea, i would appreciate it
I like you guys but I don’t think we should be friends. I prefer mutual anonymity.
>>581798896I live in the meth capital of the world I've got better things to do with my time
>>581799221yeah. well no offense but i’m not surprised you admit to not having the answers yourself actually, either. it always sounds like good and proper advice to say ‘just find friends IRL’ but im struggling to find any practicality in it in our insane isolated alienated modern world. like you would be right if this was 2005 or something but is it really the same anymore. i don’t know man. there are a lot of fucked up people online but there are a lot of great, wonderful people too. don’t you just have to use discretion and just plain wait for good luck sometimes? is that not the same as ‘real life’ in a way? at some point we have to just weigh our options realistically here
>>581798271yes>>581798285some people seem fine>>581798514anyone>>581798514it isnt possible
>>581798285>everybody on this thread is a loserway to put yourself down
>>581800090(me)>>581798896wrong reply oops
>>581799227Anon its really easy to figure out whos who on here by typing quirks you cant be anonymous for long here
>>581798145A FRIEND?
>>581800054Try to find regular hobbyist meetups or conventions in your area for things you personally enjoy and try to regularly attend those, talk to people and be friendly to them. It's easier to talk to people if you already have at least some mutual interest in common! It doesn't necessarily have to be videogames, think of anything you like spending your time with and see what you can find!
>>581800416Liar, you don't even know who I am!
>>581800554You're krisfag and I know what you post in yellow boards, Murderrer
>>581800416Shaking up your typing habits is anonymous 101 bro cmon apply yourself.I'm like 70% certain that doing this induces some sort of mental damage onto yourself though. There's no such thing as a mentally well spy, not for long.
>>581800668Anons who think they can deduce me only actually deduce a pattern I sometimes do.And sometimes they'll false positive on other anons and lash out at them, which is the funniest shit.
>>581800781And thus is how poopdickschizos are born
As someone who posts multiple faves depending on mood, I've been several people here
>>581800625Wrong!!
>>581800554I know who you are dude that typing style is really, really recognizable.
>>581800921Yeah, us media literates can just tell. The signs are so obvious.
>>581800668>>581800781if you're smart enough you don't need to change up your typing style, there's enough people doing that already that you are completely in the clear from the noise alone. just be generic and genuine and post fave. the world will reward you with no schizos towards you nor you turning into one
>>581800907>Responding with AquaAhaI knew it was you, I knew it! You're the murderrerrCome out and face justice!
>>581798145Once you hit 25 you don’t really have friends anymore you just work & fuck whoever will fuck you
>>581801162I want the actual yellowNot that phony
>>581801263Trvke
>>581801162Don't click, scary!
>>581800550>Try to find regular hobbyist meetups like what? have you actually done that and do you have suggestions or examples of what exactly you mean? i ask because again most of what ive found has been like expensive paid lessons for things like art. maybe im looking at the wrong hobbies then but i don’t know. i guess i don’t know what kinds of hobbies have ‘meetups’ like that.conventions yes i have looked at those and tried. there are a few here occasionally but not often and the last one was for like general horror stuff which im only kind of into. and it was mostly just like stalls of people selling things or shows you watch in a sort of theater etc., maybe you could still cold approach people there though and it would go better than say at the grocery store. lol.
>>581801162Before you murder me, you should look at the ceiling
>>581801265
>>581801352I really thought that'd be lewdsI shit myself in fear insteadFuck you
>>581801606Every Ralsei is personalized
>>581801162
Reminder to keep a save slot empty or else you'll brick your run lol
>>581801737Deltarune will end with everyone getting a personal Ralsei, ensuring world peace for generations
>>581801263i'm 32 so i really should just kill myself it'll never get better
>>581801975Trick Tony doesn't have the balls to do something that drastic.
>>581802286Same
>>581801263I made a good friend at 29 through a mutual hobby
fave thinks friends aren't worth it if they don't want to talk about deltarune for hours with fave and just exist in the general vicinity of favelike when you just sit with someone for company and occasionally talk, this is the type of friend fave has always wanted
>>581801407>like what? have you actually done that and do you have suggestions or examples of what exactly you mean?since you presumably like videogames, arcades/barcades can be a good place to meet people who can hold a conversation about something you like! I've had strangers approach me to chat or play something with them just over the course of playing whatever the arcade happens to have on offer. If you like fighting games at all, you can usually find regular local events across most of the day where you can sample different games and meet people.
>>581802556>like when you just sit with someone for company and occasionally talk, this is the type of friend fave has always wantedThat really is the best kind
>>581802791then... where are they...
>>581802558>arcades/barcadesalright yeah. that one's not a bad sounding idea. could try that. and i'm not really into fighting games so that one might be a taller order. but it does sound also like a decent suggestion for people who are.
>>581803018Honestly, all the best friends I've made in my life were made by sheer accidental circumstance. Sometimes the teacher sits you at the same desk as the other annoying autistic kid, sometimes you know a friend of a friend and have no one else to call on a weekend, sometimes you just have the right hobby at the right time. It's impossible to predict, best thing we can do is be open to an opportunity.
>>581803565>>581803565>>581803565Hop on
>>581803612>>581803612>>581803612GO
>>581803051You don't have to be good at them, most people aren't! As long as you can spam specials in mortal kombat someone will probably be willing to play with you. And if you don't like those most arcades will offer more varied 2 player fare, like racing games or rail shooters or rhythm games.
>>581800090post username if you just want someone to yap at, I'll humor you until you mistake the friendship for romance and get way too personal
>>581803381im afraid the only opportunities i will ever have is talking to people on /utg/ and maybe other deltarune related generals
