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HAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESU
i want to bang mayano top gun
digitan rabu
>>581921091Female trainer love
Kris love
>>581921457ToT
In progress:.https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3jhttps://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
Cool...
Post your dicks!
>>581921931no
>>581921850
>>581921931
mob uma love
>>581921931it's only 3 inches..
>>581922545Cute Bright!
>>581921931If I can't see it then nobody gets to see it
Goldship is actually so erotic when she's not being loudImagine raping her erotic body when she's asleep
>>581923027You think you can rape that?
>>581921931I already posted mine and it scared others into not posting
gmorning fellow diachads
>>581923304morning
just murdered a halloween doto player with my stam debuffers, she tripped before the finish line. exhilarating feeling.
stalking /uma/ club members
i've recently started experiencing a bug, where the support partner known as "Light Hell○" refuses to give me concert tokens while participating in trainings where she is present, as if i'm using a different traning scenario than Grand Live.Does anyone else have this problem
>>581923452Be nice.
>>581923534which ones
>>581923407ikuno...
>>581923539wait L◯ght H◯llo is supposed to give you tokens if you train with her?
>>581923801Bwo..
>>581923801smartest nice nature player
>>581923801Uhhh….
>>58192380140% chance for 20 of your lowest token after the training, or so they say
WARNING!Umamusume that are caught in non consensual relationships with their respective trainers will be forced to marry with them and that will be applied immediately. I repeat, do not engage in non consensual relationships with your trainers. Thank you and have a nice day!
>my trainee showed up with another man
>my trainee is fatshaming me again
MAYA SEXOhttps://n.uguu.se/JcMcPyKq.jpg
>>581921931I'm a grower and it's only 4 inches so no.
My trainee broke into my fucking house.
>>581924162This guy draws the ugliest dicks I've ever seen
>>581923903GIVE ME THE TRAINING TOKENS, YOU WITHERED HAG
>>581924168have you tried informing the guards about this crime?
This has to be the deadest thread in history of /uma/.
nyo...
>>581924354it's okAnnaAnon makes ones of the best porn
>>581924040
>>581924232
>AnnaAnon makes ones of the best pornlollmao[-]
I ALWAYS GET FUCKED RIGHT BEFORE THE FINISH LINE I FUCKING HATE IT
>>581924232no!
>>581924593bwo your racing spirit stam? we told you to loop it
>>581924297It's called being comfy, and I hope one day all threads can be like that
>>581924593heyyy I'm at the finish line
>>581921091Sex with female trainers
>>581924419
just stamina killed an xoguri player. i'm committing good deeds today.
Fuck Dober
>>581924934wuh?
>>581924934gladly
>>581924934Dober is not for that
>>581924593>he settled for 750 stam
Can second place front runner activate nimble navigator?
>>581924816>NOOOOO IT'S BAD BECAUSE.... THIS GIF I'LL POST IT NOW!! AHAHAHAAHAH!!
uh oh meltyyyy
>>581925084yes
I fucking love umas!
>>581925084no
>>581925163dangerous uma #1 and #2
>>581925163those are inu musume
>>581925163i love fucking umas!
>>581925163Same
>>581925358Curren will help guide it inside of Falco
>Curvature Solid Strike and Determined Descent all activate 1 millimeter before the late race starts
>>581925416a hug...?
>>581925084maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnX6CDLRyjU
PLEASE GAZE ON MEKIITTO HAJIMARU FANTASTIC TIME
>>581925163Taiki my beloved.
>>581925556SEMEN CHOUDAIPLEASE GAZE ON ME
>Spe sire line horse won his debut on 2000 meters Turf soft ground by 8 lenghts2027 L'Arc winnertrust
>>581925721my cock!
>>581925721facts
Cygames should make Uma Minus Zero with an all black and white anime about Maruzensky
How do I match my sleeping pattern with the sleeping pattern of my club crush if he's a NEET that changes sleeping schedules frequently
When should I expect to be able to finish this?
>>581925416happy birthday kafeanon
>>581925838teio manko can be powerful at times
>matches without XOg>win>matches with XOg>loseI just want my 3rd place group A man
>>581923452That's not kinda nice at all!
>>581925084yesthis is the tech for runaway + front teams
supiki
cryer
Anal with Double Jets
How Palmer trainers see themselves
>>581925908post your top rated uma.
>>581926064Have you tried winning though?
>>581925908I think you can do it today in GL?
How are these people in public lobbies getting 1500 speed with two speed cards on an uma with no speed growths and the other stats are good too what the fuckAm I going to have to run 1 wit card for the next CM?
If you're not supposed to do the umas why do they keep doing this then?
>>581919230Even more likely (slightly) to get 3* whites
>>581926280just click on speedyeah....
>>581926280Luckshit. Cap your special priority and get 40%+ FT before final cour and pray you got nonstop rainbow+energy up lessons.
>>581926064This but double debuffers instead
>>581926282This is obscene Daiwa... I'm your torena, you can't keep doing this...
>>581926280Speed sparks? If you're building for long, you're gonna have to bring stam cards anyway and actually pressing them. Stam sparks don't do shit for an uma that has stam growths anyway.
>>581926280Fishing for highrolls. If you love your oshi enough, you'll eventually get that golden run
>>581926280this game is true to life in that getting lucky is all that really matters
do you take stamina siphon on your evil nature?
>>581926280Shrimply get lucky bwochacho
>>581926772Stamina siphon is as much drain as a white murmur. Not really worth it.
>>581926201
What do you mean I have to start making parents for Arima Kinen already!!!!
>>581926967I mean what else are you going to do with your autos
>>581926967the instant i get a 2 stam 2 long with my trve strength i'm out
>>581927184Fan runs for my lovely and beautiful danchou!!!
>>581926580I've seen people bring full stam sparks and run three speed. If they don't have a recovery in kit then Jordan gives a gold
>>5819272583 mill a day is enough
>>581924606correction is needed
Do you think this skill would work for a late surger Opera
If you dont have a 9* stam parent at this point just buy an account with one bwo...
I can't wait for the l'Arc in March
yeah sure i'll "buy an account" that can be taken back from me at any point in time by the same brown that sold it
Okay cool now I can save for Hokko Tarumae
>>581927518it's depends on lobby and your whites
>>581927752That's a bit racist.
>>581927827
For CM 21 , am I understanding it correctly that Pasa and Mummy Creek are good uniques to inherit? Maru for backliners?
It's outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hmufa-X1tU
>>581927946That's a bit raceist.
I don’t want to update my long TT umas!!!!!!!
>>581928087>800 stam and 2 goldswait a second..... i did that this cm.... does that mean i dont actually need a stam card
>>581928240Fat
>>581928305Arima Kinen is always a fake long
>>581928087I knew going for creek inherit was valid
>>581928240Northern Taste? More like Sexthern Sex!
>>581928087i dont think debuffers will do anything this cm witgawd...
hokko on my cocko
>>581928193Bwo it's simple, just make 3 aces for Cm20, here is your long umas updated
i’m cumming inside of tomakomai
>>581928570dominators will always do a lot
>>581928467This is perhaps the most twitter image I have ever seen[-]
>>581928087Why is the entire first half of the video about pace chasers when it's the worst style?
>>581928583>>581928625
I wish umamusume game races were hype like in the animus
retard sex
>>581928753I don't
>>581928467What happening here?
>>581928734cope frontSISSY
>>581926940Welcome newcutie, I think the hardest one is the 4800 stats total, you get pretty close with 4407 on this falco. With strong SRs and a good borrow I would think that the others are possible, you might need to use 3-4 guts or stamina cards thou, I would try to accomplish it in unity cup.
I wirr use harroween raisu
>>581928863>you can't win without using angling>just hope you get into a 0 front lobby bwo
morning
>>581925908once you'll be able go roll more and get cards, so ramonu dw it lasts forever, 500 carats ain't some insane amount
>>581928987morning bro
>>581928087>~1100 stamina 1 gold to 100% survive as front runnerYeah murmur gonna kill lot of stamina cheater
>>581928980That alt is so pretty
Does it make any sense to run 1 debufferI made 2 decent arima aces but i'm not sure if I should make a third (i keep losing to debuff chuds in rooms)
>>581928913I've tried using Halloween Raisu, I've been getting 2nd or 3rd during the second round... I will keep trying.
frontchads won
>Excited for Wonder Acute>Wonders why the official twitter hasn't promoted her yet>Look up the schedule for this month>She's coming out 8 days after Nakayama Festa, not 7Now I feel like a jackass for doing the countdown.I apologize for my stupidity.
>>581929227if it's 1 dominator then sure, but for stam you really want to go all in with 2. But you've got plenty of time to make a third ace.
>>581929273Retard!
>>581929291yeah ig it's just that running triple ace feels like an autolose in rooms as long as there's at least 1 debuffer
>>581929245My OG Raisu still won in round 2. Never give up!
Borrow SSR Teio and hit Rushing Gale carry over
>>581929397Yes! I'll get my Raisu to be a winner as well!
>>581929495That's the spirit
SOVL won
>only 4 hours of sleep for the nth day in a rowI'm going insane, good morning /uma/
>>581929619Huh? I've been doing that for years, you'll eventually get used to it.
>>581929495wife shower is something that hits really bad my heart
>>581929619heyyyyyyyyyyy
>>581928964he held back from mentioning pasa
>>581929619You don't even deserve those 4 hours
how happy is seriru gonna be when they finally release new pasa alt
So how do I build a Runaway as an actual ace for CM20?
>>581929820...do you own Palmer?
>>581929589Nice Grass Wonder bwo
i need me a tard wifewhich uma for me
Now he will mention Pasa for every 2400m CM
>>581929671
>>581929884Nyes
>>581929916
>>581929938i hate this artist.
>>581929495My Rice won 20% of her round 2 races and even raped a couple Oguris but she usually only wins if my Finemo chokes
>>581929916She's lovely
>>581930051Don't say that...
>>581921931in a bit give me a moment
>>581929916heeey
>>581930202I wanna fug this neko
>they gonna give free rolls on Kita WhiteINSANE POOOOG pls give both pls
>>581929916Tosen Jordan!!!
>>581928087This MLB ZRR card is carrying his ass for the past 5 cm what the fuck
>>581928087>witgod recommends Vodka for Arimaholy based
>>581929765>>581929813Pace promoted El Condor Pasa is not a gaslight, she's stronger than Chrono Genesis and Gentildonna
I want free rolls on helios
should i skip pokke speed?
>>581929916i meant trad wife
>>581930402That's because her ult got buffed hard and for the derby she might as well be a god tier pick.
>>581930462it’s a good card
>>581930462No but you can do only 200 and wait 2.5 anni tickets since there's no medium/long CM between Pokke release and l'Arc
>>581929765Later he will appear with a demonic pasa with KSB and sky uniques with front debuffers and will run it down
breeding sex with ikemen umas. send post
OBEY You're MASTER
>>581930896plap kingdom
>>581930725>>581930758I see. Was considering dropping her so I can pull some umas, but I also really want to build a good enough deck for my latesSeems like I'll be card pulling until dia witI'm also guessing pasa is a human rights card?
Inari the goat, she's the only one who won. Finally I won something also 0 wins...
ryan LOVE
>>581930980Yes, skipping Pasa would be incredibly silly. Her+Pokke will be your speed card duo for most of 2027.
HOMETE KUDASAI
>>581928087Fuck you, Witgod. I was talking about this a couple of days ago.
>>581930980Pasa lasts until wit Rudolf and Almond Eye and Mei Satake is one of the new pal card even more important than LH
>>581930980yeah pasa is insanely good for everythingidk if ur other cards are any good u can just borrow pokke
>>581931009Fuck bad moods!
>>581931012
>>581929916Tosen Jordan who I actually like
>>581930172drama?!
>>581931098>wrong front braid pattern for Super CreekLmao this sloptuber
Technically speaking if you're doing a Runaway your other Fronts can use the Creeku Inherit as long as they get it from a gp right?
>>581931154post your umas
>>581931012she’s been putting in unreasonable amount of work for me this cm
>>581931098>>581087305Now everybody knyows....
brormanos, what do I loop? My oshi is smart falcon and unlike her I'm clinically retired.
>>581931154Super Creek is so fucking useless....>>581931239They're right there....
>>581931293their stats and skills bwo...
>>581931084>>581931148>>581931151Does having MLB Kita change anything? Like, using her instead of pokke
>>581931293Should have went with Tama instead Cingray bwo
>>581931012>cumming inside Ryan while calling her cute
>>581931098>>581931282VF did it before with her Seiun Sky in Libra 1>>581931343Meta in l'Arc is 3 speed card, so Pasa/Pokke/Kita
>>581928987
>>581931293I mean, if you're runnning a Dazzling Disorientation build on creeku, then she's already doing her job. It would be your aces who need better accels or velos
I just realised something important. Green skills >>>> Stats because they are not affected by mood. It is better to have double circle green skill for a stat than an extra 60 of the stat
>>581931343Kita has the same gold as Pasa. You will not be using those cards together aside from the very limited amount of distances that check works in.
excited to do my first banner pull soon since starting to play uma!christmas vodka will be mine
>>581930974I don't think many are saying this. it doesn't change the fact that I agree, though.
>>581931485
>>581931335Inari was made for long races but I said fuck it, it was the right decision>>581931361I wish but I don't have Tama... I tried
>>581931547Nice shoes
>>581931414>>581931547nyaruhodo
>>581931598no one's pulling for fes teio bwo
>>581931609fuck, meant>>581931414>>581931534
>>581931651
you should totally give Vodka a cheeky tennerit will happen
800sta+600 guts with pure heart + 1 gold is still kinda dicey. Add one more white and it's good.
>>581931335All my umas are dumb
How many in this general would fold instantly if a woman pampered them
Rickey is a fraud
>>581931837Depends on the woman but yeah....
>>581931720I've been lickey lucky on my pulls lately. i will
>>581931837She's probably up to something not good, because women don't do that. I'd be suspicious and keep distance
>>581931335
>>581931848Nobody is visiting Tomakomai
>>581931837I hate women irl
>>581931837Only those super cool and tall woman, otherwise I'm pretty tanky
>>581931837hell no. letting a woman pamper instead of the other way around is beta male type shi
>>581931837i'd fold and be her slave instantly if she wants
>>581931837Only if they look like this and say things like "i want to marry papa once I grow up"
>>581932092He said women, sorry.
>>581931098I did this back in saggy 1
are you still waiting for shitter hours, anon?
Thank Shiraoki I'm ugly and fat so women never approach or associate with me
7 and I'll roll for Sirius4 and I'll roll for Kris SAny other number, I'll wait for Transcend.
>>581931837Any woman who would be willing to date me is too mentally ill to be able to function outside of a mental institution, or is a federal agent in the middle of a psyop
>>581931592>>581931832>>581931950Surprised you aren't winning more. You have enough stamina. I guess you are lacking a bit of late race acceleration
Whad does this mean?We getting 50 rolls for umas and 50 for SSRs?
>>581932206>trying to cheat on brodon't even think about it, nonny
>>581932272Yes. If you don't login for 5 days, the pulls on the supoka transfers to the character banner.
>>581932272yeppers
Which Umas don't shave?
>>581932272I hope I get spooked by granny
>>581931837foids have ulterior motivesthey might be out for my uma account
>>581932359all of them, hopefully
>>581932359Tamamo because she's poor
>>581932359The name Jungle Pocket kind of implies... you know...
>>581932359
CM 20 room lobby9198364591983645
>>581932189It's always shitter hours when I'n queuing
>>581932317Is my account bricked if I do this? I'm considering this since sweep/spe banner isn't that good compared to this.
>>581932128Fuck you, Mayano is a woman! She's all grow up and ladylike
>>581932359literally, jungle pocket
what kind of burger is a Jungle?
>>581932539Why would that brick your account?
>2-1-1-3A finals secured
>>581932645for not logging for 5 days?
>>581932539Nyope. I assume there's nothing else that's going to be happening at that time. Last time that trick was viable, there was a legend race happening so retards got bricked out of a shard lmao.
>>581932272Wait which comes firdt the Character or Support?
>>581932359Tachyon and Ruleship
>>581932696
>>581932539you lose 5 days of fan farming for danchode which might not be a problem if you promise to suck his dick and make up for it later or before while putting in a noticeyou lose 5 days worth of ace/parent training for the next CM so it's very likely you're going straight to A 3rd or even B
>>581932749that's true... I didn't even consider it before.
>>581932539
hey
>>5819324921 more pls
>>581932490Got a boner just from the thought
>>581931837I wouldn’t. Anime, anime video games and past relationships with 3dpd have altered my perception of irl women too much, to the point I doubt 3Ds that are good enough exists. Maybe asian ones/goth/alts that are also perfect match on hobbies would do but I’ve never met those and I doubt that I am in circles that would allow me to meet someone like that eventually. I would most certainly cum buckets if anyone from umamusume cast even smirked at me tho
does anyone want to borrow this? I'm going to clear out dead accounts from my followers list soon
>>581932967I'll join but I don't have anything good yet so you'll get my older umas
oh wow i didn't know Dia is evil too
>>581933203why is your screen colored like thatget blue light filtered glasses
>>581933263it's a white stam debuff with a heal tacked onit's only kinda not nice
>>581933170is every poster here just reverse dober or what
>>5819327655 days of no parenting is nothing and you can make an ace in 1 day if you have your own ones
>>581933203where's the creek gp bwochacho
>>581933450i built it before the guide came out
>>581933209Mambro.....Ty, cool Machan
>>581933402>reverse doberDober can reverse cowgirl my cock!Fucking feminazi that hates men.
>>581933615Machangawd I kneel...Ty for the room
>>581933402I understand dober tbdesu.
>you need to use Dober as parrent in long CMBut how? She doesnt have long sparks? I must roll for Turf spark instead?
>>581933840Either roll truf sparks and go for double S or use grandparents with a lot of long pinks
>>581933840auto her in mant with lots of long sparks
>>581931837exactly once a woman asked me out and I did fold immediately so yeah...
Umanko?
>>581932751The price to pay for NSM...
>>581933402One day (You)'ll understand that every 3d woman is a lost cause. ""they"" ruined them because ""they"" wanted profits and women were happy to submit to that delusion, because they are all mercantile selfish self-destructive degenerates in heart. It's only now we get the results of that with nonexistent birth rates and women so terribly unattractive for building family, men would rather be gay or stay single until death. And the best part - ""they"" still don't even realize that, hence all the birthrate increase programs are doomed from the inception for a simple reason of going in the wrong direction, according to ""their"" perverse perception of reality ""they"' created. Umamusume
>>581933830Well yeah? Her whole thing was that she was sheltered during her whole childhood and barely ever interacted with men. how could you NOT understand that?
>>581934059Mant cant be autod, bot doesn’t purchase items and cant acquire post race hints, you end up with shit stats and no skills
>>581934269I hope they fix this in the future with the clanker updates
>>581934205Uh ohChud has been mindbroken...
>>581934205Bakushin would say this
I love my genius wife!
>>581934205I wish I was gay, I would have fucked so many asses already... I probably would be into dilfs because I don't have a father.
Good morningChilly lately
>>581934445
>>581934205I really don't think it's all like that but you're free to think that I guess. good for you bro
>>581934445you're just fishing for gay replies now
>>581933459plap sex city
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relayl relay relaly relaly really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really reallyr eally reallyr eallyr eally really reallry really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>581934445Y'all just say shit
I want to change my borrows into gigalooped CM20 parents and imagining how I could get 1k borrows instantly but my borrow from last mile CM is still getting me 100 CP every day for some reason so...
>>581934517Here!? In the uma musume general!? But everyone here loves women
>>581934445yeah and die before 40 of aids
What's next to pull for endcloser? I don't see a single good card for us.
>>581934517Nta but if you could become gay it would be so fucking good
>>581934784taishin 2
>>581934813you can just, start sucking dick right now uma&co bwos do it all the time
>>581934813My oshi is Teio by the way
>>581934748As if living past 30 makes any sense
Do you really need 2 golds next CM? This is kinda absurd... Can't I just do 900 stam + gold instead
>>581934971yes but you need a st*m card for that
>>5819349711 gold is 160 stam, so instead of 800 do 960 stam and 1 gold and you'll be fine
>>581934890Becoming gay as in becoming attracted to men the way I am attracted to women instead of women, not having the physical act of gay sex
>>581934726An uma!?
>>5819322725 large franks, 2 cups of rice, and a big scoop of avocado ice cream for dinner while watching newly uploaded seriru vid. Comfy hours is here.
>>581934205The world has been in a decadence ever since the extinction of race queens in pre and early 2000s racing games..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10ayVzbPZy8
Should I give up on love and fully embrace the delusion of umas?
I am NOT gayI have sex with men and relationships with umas
why do japs call city a ticking time bomb? idgi
>>581935151Women are amoral creatues, but men have the capacity for evilThere is no winning in this world
>>581935256yes
>>581935218slow down, faggot. I've got an AMAZING twitter screenshot to post
>>581935151you get used to it, that's how gay people do it they get molested and acquire a taste for cock
>>58193524310-15 years earlier actually, race queens is merely a symptom, not the cause. We just didn't notice it until it got grim. Like cancer or any lethal disease really.
>>581935401
>>581934726Mysterious Umamusume A SEXOOOOOOOOOO
What have I done
i was re-watching shana’s stream because i remembered him running into someone named “umama” and he was like “wait do i know that guy? no, they have kitasan in their profile”
>>581935648He's from here duh
>>581935754AY COPYYYY
>>581932737I maxed the SR cards that saved my ass in mant so I think it was worth one shard
>>581935743i know i just mentioned it because i was half awake when it happenedand i couldnt remember if it was real or just my imaginationi think its funny
If you are just going to bring nigguri trash every cm why do you even bother with a waifu simulator? I have no respect for most of my clubmates because they are like this and never actually run their avatar oshi
>>581935954my oshi isn't here yet
>>581934970I honestly have a theory that the human body is not actually built to live for longer than 30, that's why the human begin to deteriorate so much more heavily past that age. people were meant to live, fuck, and die, all before 30
>>581935954you won't hate me if I change my oshi avatar every cm?
nobody fuarking cares
>>581935954I just bring my favourite girl (if she has more than 60% wr of the top strategy)1 meta niggerand 1 uma I like from the top tier picks
>>581936023it's not that bad man....
>>581936071as long as it's not the gray blob
>>581935954Post fan gains
>>581936023bodies deteriorate so much past 30 because that's when your free pass ends, no free metabolism recoveryso if you have a bad diet, don't exercise, don't sleep properly, then you go bald, fat, and retardedwith proper habits you should stay younger for longer, thousands of years ago the elderly were a thing it's not a recent thing
>>581935954I bringing Xog because i need support cards for my Oshi, what you gonna say now retard?
>>581936023we were also meant to not have any form of civilization like clean water, electricity and farmingJust live your life as much as you can bwo, and not think to much about what's "meant" to be
>>581936338get a job
>>581936023diet issueI'd say human bodies aren't made to live past 80 because most people of that age unironically wish they would die
Does straightaway spurt work in Arima Kinen?
>>581935648He lurks here. All of the pics and meme he posts are usually shit from here
>>581936417she doesn't have ANY of that.
>>581936549yeppers
>>581936565she does because I give her daily afternoon parfaits
>>581936023It's a little different depending on your race and individual traits, but (You) are correct. Past 30 human body is preparing to leave the mortal realm. 40-50 is the ceiling I'd say. This is why 60+ year old elders were respected back in the day. They weren't merely a burden on the society sucking money and care from everyone around, they had a specific role to uphold - transfer generation knowledge to the young.
>>581936495They always say this until they do actually almost dieThen they cherish every single moment of their painful, arthritic lives, however few they have left of them
Katsuragi Black!
>>581936662esu rabu
I think electromagnetic radiation and literal light being the major means of modern communication is pretty cool
>>581936023Also that's a reason why we starting to develop consciousness of ourselves and our surroundings being huge empath and emotional cucks with limiting morals and behavior.Back then they used to experiment with animals and even with people they used to believe as "inferior" and things were working pretty fine for certain societies with huge progress and development in science.There were even duels, war and sacrifice were something everybody was actually feeling and were crazy about that and they really thought to do it for their child's future, rather then themselves, because you weren't supposed to live so long.Dying was pretty easy and common, you didn't have the luxury to think about yourself that further, but rather keep your family growing with numbers and descendant, so your specie will survive.Umamusume Pretty Derby
>>581936979
>>581936979Too fat for Manhattan. Also Cheval when?
>>581936979Cafè if she was a basic e-thot bitch and not a cute unique black cat.
>>581934205thank you umadash danchou
>>581936916can you go back to posting about being an actual pedophile instead of this pseudo intellectual shit
>>581936979>not flatdisgusting pig
It’s over.
>>581936979Detroit Double Latte...
Waaaaaaah! My danchouuu is a litleeeee biiiiitch! Waaaaaaaaah!
>>581936979oh great, now I want to fuck this slampig so bad
>>581934205hey man, that’s rough
>>581937407Mambwo...
ushimusume
>>581936916There is a reason practically every culture has a tradition around remembering and visiting the deadThe world would be a better place if there was a yearly holiday centered around visiting a morgueArima Kinen Pretty Musume Derby Uma
>>581937407mambwo...
Being a male trainer in the uma world must be the most miserable expecience ever>beautiful women everywhere but none of them are interested in men>you are destined to die as a virgin cuck>your trainee will have a Iesbian orgy but you are not invitedThere is no way there have been zero cases of extremist incel violence in universe
>>581937504my country does have that
>>581937472i want mommyi want milki want to be held i want yo be comforted
Gimelt or Tachy wife?
>>581937407she wouldn't say that
>>581937623Your country sounds cool
>>581937710gimlet any day of the week
Got an okay Machan parent ggp very quickly. It's a good day
>>581937710anything other than reddit tachyon she would drug your kid
>>581937947>stamina 1>okay
>>581937947your machan looks bitchy
>>581937727She would
>>581937504NTA but my people (chinamen) have a tradition of visiting the graves of our parents/grandparents once a year, along with other things like leaving food out in front of pictures of the dead as offering before feastsSatono Crown Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>581938120
>>581938120lots of weird elements in this image that only distract from how hot Donna is
>>581938173This spoiler image depicts Smart Falcon!
>>581936979my cafe doesn't look like thatshould be doing Kiseki cosplays with that rack though, would
>>581938264GOOD JOB, MINNA! HOEEEH ARIGATOU!
>>581938120she’s the most sea-coded uma in the game, right?
>>581938120Can I have a piece of gum?
>>581938301oh nevermind she already did, goddamn
Visit Tomakobounce!
>>581938374big women is not SEA coded at allthat's sweepgapore
>>581938374SEA umas are the lolis
>>581938479Destroy all humans
is it possible to gp/parent loop with shit cards? only way I can get SS while running 25+ G1s is if I have 4 group/pal cards and then I cant get any of the hints I want to add to my loopalso, do I need to have an uma that can run dirts to loop or is doing just turf miles and mediums enough? out of all my umas I can only run dirts on 2 if I have 8-10 dirt sparks on themt. newcutie
I really need to stop masturbating to Super Creek even though she owns my cummies.
Hello
>>581938576brute force it without SS.
>>581938479nice bod
>>581938000It's a ggp so it doesn't matter. The final goal is a Machan parent for Falco but Machan has medium G so she's quite needy even with auto run win chances.This city is bricked with a 2* Sprint machan parent so Maru can roll sprint sparks. With 3* med I could maybe greed one 1* Long spark on the bourbon side ggp so Machan can maybe try Long races
>>581938652Meowdy
You like Uma Lewis and the news?
>>581938576you will have lower chances to get better sparks but the process is still the same. you can also use borrows to get certain annoying sparks into the loop.
>>581938570I recognize this cock.
>>581938120ugleh.
>>581938570God damn that's like 3 times my length
>>581938719You can win reliably with a c aptitude in auto
Hi.I'm just gonna post my fav tomboys and leave.Bye.
>>581938570
>>581938570is this a new cock again or a repost
>>581938570Why it's so small? hahahaha!
umamusufuckingumamusexy
>>581938709>>581938775I've watched a few tutorials so I think I get the gist but I should just use cards I want skill/event hints from, run as many G1s that I can and then keep rotating between 3 umas running roughly the same G1s until I get the same specific sparks on all 3 of them, right?
>>581936565
Having both at ssr, is the sr cunny tosho better than the mlb? I'm going to need a spurt hint.
Stop posting suicide fuel.
>>581939082yeppers
>17 years old
>>581939082Yeah pretty much. Added step can be getting the scenario skills like ignited wit or racing spirit stamina from earlier scenarios as sparks.
>>581939179Life fuel should be posted instead.
>>581939223>17 years oldFucking hag
no
lollmao
Im gonna eat a burger today
>>581939150spurt is so important that you shouldn't be relying solely on an agemasen anyway
Her name is Yuki.
>>581939196>>581939225hopefully I get spooked by some dirt umas soon to make this easier. thanks tho, will be a good starting point
>>581938842Maru and Bourbon will have Sprint and Turf sparks respectively so only ggps can have medium sparks to boost Machan's actual aptitude. It's like making Flower parents but worse since Flower gets medium E instead of G and dirt F at least.Luckshitting a 3* med with usable whites this early is really good
>>581939324>send in mudlover>track becomes firm
>>581939375Cocko tarumae and wonder acute soon!
>>581939335does that count as snacking
>>581938479
>>581939454And this is the last chance to ever win.Japan is never gonna win a l'arc.
>>581939534Kris S is a whole meal bro
>>581938625
>>581939223NEED this youthful hag
Anyone who wants you to feel ashamed is trying to sell ya somethin'
>>581939570a whole meal with Kris S....
Is it wrong to feel attracted towards my bro?
>>581939823from the thumbnail it looked like she had long hair and I was about to go feral
>>581937590>none of them are interested in menTry playing the game and coming back
17 year old hag umas
>>581939324I HATE FRENCH DRUIDS
i thought new banners gonna be in like 8 hours, but they 32 hours? You lied to me... retards
>>581938570That is my penis and I did not post it this time
>>581939978it IS in 8hrs but you need to be apart of the secret trainer's club for early access
>>581939902why is he just pulling her tail and not fucking heris he stupid
Dober is rambling about men again...
>>581940096You forget to be in club who gets her
>>581940206she wouldn’t
>>581940136
>>581939354
Finemo...
drama?
that video made me hard, is it over for me?
sex
>>581940670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rcAOE_Dvbw
Dober got so horny she accidentally hurt herselfHistorically accurate btw
>>581940780nothing wrong with being gay or a little bicurious anon it’s 2k26
>>581940780you are gay. time to become a front runner
>>581940813>got so horny she accidentally hurt herself?How does a living being even>>581940813 do that
>>581940780here, take these
Comfy
OGURIGIVE ME TRIPLE 7sI DIDN'T LOOP ITPLEASE
>>581940781slow metabolism
>>581940813
>>581939931Made me chuckle multiple times thinking of a French druid looks like
>>581940781Maruzensky owes me sexWhy does she keep dressing like this anyway?She's begging to be raped
>>581940972Mambwo
>>581940787This is the cutest uma
>>581941192I really like smart beetle
>>581941013ew
>>581940780What video?
>when you settle and cope for group B finals>but somehow end up in group A
>Sm*rt F*lconDay completely ruined
I think Smart Falcon sucks!
>>581941192Post more smart beetle it is too good
>>581941270Same, very funny jp maymay
>>581921393silly cute horse
>>581941319>>581941303currencord....
I'm taking a nap in the clubroomstop spooking me
>>581940780It's okay to be bi
>>581941276Don't worry Kingu you're getting fat too!
>>581941303>>581941319Don’t be mean!!!
>>581941013would without any doubt.
>>581941323
>>581941474Curren wouldn't share.
>>581940780welcome to the club sis
>>581941490unf
Good morning.
ah yeslong cmthe cm where umas just decide to die during midrace because it takes too much effort to keep to the pace"oh there is a 10L gap between me and front? oh well""it literally cannot be helped"umamusume is a shit game
You would like smart beetle because it rightfully comparing her to an insect instead a graceful falcon
How will frontfags spin it this time?
>>581941832clockwise
>>581939324>>581939931Bro we had a historical heatwave and drought in Europe this summer
>>581941490>>581941675need this kingu to sit on my face
>>581941389She's so cute
>>581941832they will say they deserve it for the effort it takes to loop 3 greens and groundwork and then ree about spurt and daring strike
>>581941016>be dober torenah>have to apply numbing cream on umanko directly because femtard jilled herself off till friction burns>she still horny as fuck, even more so because of embarrassment from the situation she ended up in>will be even more pent up tomorrow because numbing cream wont let her cumIt would be funny for 1 or 2 times and then it would be fucking annoying
https://x.com/Masa16Yanagida/status/2102222127281975688
>>581941832>pace is the most popular and worst style>fronts have the best winrate despite being the 2nd least popular
>>581941832That didn't happen.And if it did, the skew isn't that massive.And if it is, it isn't cause for concern.And if it is, front is actually a F2P running style.And if it isn't, then hate the game not the player.Should have invested in fronts.
>>581941832what would we need to spin? certain styles are strong on certain tracks?
>>581941832<50% is gambling and frontfags hate gamblingtheir solution will be to gaslight everyone else to run frontsif one other person is running fronts then lates and ends autolose
>>581941832New hakuraku is heavily biased towards fronts. In reality paces are stronger, so build those please
>>581942194you forgot the smug oguri
>>581939853Rice would say this
I roll deep, deep like the ocean.No fuss, no stress, no commotion.
>>581942194moreso that the type of people to use hakuraku and run rooms are tryhard front playersstill sampling bias
I want to have sex
>>581942537Sex with Inari
>>581942194Name one good pace accel for CM20
>>581942537what’s stopping you?
>>581942621festive miracle
>>581942621my trve strength
>>581942621currensister... it's bait... come on...
>U**** CM
>>581942621I Never Goof Up
>>581942621Nimble nav
>>581942621Victory CheerAngling
A Finals here i come!last match i got against UF3 and UF2 and i shat in my pants, but an UG8 Front Runner won
>>581941908Anon... your neck...
define "good accel"
>>581942527how does that workwon't it only affect popularity and not wr
>>581942527hakuraku update normalizes these biases away
>fronts this, fronts thatWhy don't YOU make fronts then?
>>581940780/uma/ peaked with that video, so it's completely ok to be gay for that anon. no one will ever top him
>>581942748She's stronger in haruten, I think it's okay
>>581942978I dothe obsession with getting the lane combo will kill me though. Padding more midrace doesn't fucking work
>>581942978if i have a runaway, are my fronts now pace chasers?
>>581942978none of my oshis are good in that role
>wake up>read thread >paceGAWD seething lol
>>581943026>no one will ever top himit would be a waste if you didn't bottom
Planing on making Aston Machan as TT Front runner, suggest me a support card pls?My deck>Kita, Tachion, Maruzen, Seiun Sky wit and LHNote Machan doesnt need early lead from bobo
>>581942978i dont wanna
>>581942978I'm going to be making a Front McQueen for CM20
>>581942527>graph shows fronts aren't popular in rooms>pace is the most popular style>IT'S DA HECKING FRONTFAGS 9 FRONT ROOMS SKEWING WINRATES
>>581942978I don't feel like it
>>581942893let it crush if it cannot handle such royal caboose
Center
Pace, Gay
I will name my new rooster Winning Ticket since he's louder than my previous one and the son of a bitch wakes up way earlier too.
Can you guys be less annoying
>>581942978The first and only time I was going to play fronts, the goddesses gifted me Unity 2.0 and accel reworks. It's just not meant to be.
>ugh time to clank a ry*n parent...>... wait im done?
>>581943328is where the zero stands
>>581943447yeah it is easy, making late surger parents is easy bro
>daily pace, late, end melty
>pace chaser gameplay is to pray for no fronts in the lobby so you can activate MTS, victory cheer, angling and maybe you can beat late surgers
>>581943487get that schizo to work, well done Allen
I am yet to see a single front runner win in cm19
>>581943447>wit
>>581943343UWAAAAAA ASA DAAAAA. OHAYO TORENAAAAAA
>>581942978I'll pound Kitasan from the front, yes.
>>581943026bwo wth
>>581943026looks like his peaked with that video too
>>581943467Being Umadol is suffering
>>581943678You are free to try
>>581943537People call late the cool gambler style, but being a pacefag means you pray for a fucking timeline shift every single race or you're done. Pace chasers are so cool.
good morningand please stop posting...thatit makes me feral.
imagine the LoH melties
What speed cards will I be using when STach arrives?
>Curren Chan post[-]
>pace chasers have a mid-race speed multiplier closer to late surgers than front runners>but also a late-race speed multiplier closer to front runners than late surgersno wonder the only good pace chaser is xoguri (and she's better as an end closer every time lol)
>>581943824Pacechuds always have sprints
>>581943960PaceCHADS have the FUTURE
>>581943943>and she's better as an end closer every timeShe isn’t
Do you think it is okay to kiss boys?
>>581943960You can say that again, all these Machan players are going to get their deserve rape correction.
pace chasers when they are chasing le pace
>>581943960>posts a front runner>strongest sprint umas in JP are V.Machan and B.Bakushin who are both front runners
>>581943343Nice, I hope he will be as kind to his hens as tickezo is to her friends.
I want festival rudolf for my theme
>>581944142Mating press
pace chasers make my penis hard have you thought about that?
>>581943653He's just like that except it's 4AM.But dude is a stud, a big lot of eggs were fertilized which can be bad too since I like to eat them :(
>>581943823Try what, you are talking about my donger
>>581944142Falco so cute
I thought Commander Spe was supposed to be the meta pick? Now I'm being told I'm better off going through the pain of building Kitasan and Runaway Suzuka again
>>581944058There were CMs where a front runner was unbeatable, sometimes it was a late surger or an end closerBut no pace chaser has ever been the strongest in a CM since XOguri
>>581944297Front Spe
>check timeline for the next cm>it will be in 2 weeksWHAT THE HELL
>>581943861
>>581943447>supposed "finished" parent>3x tail, 2x uma stan, 1x nimbleyour low standards persists even into gacha pvp.
>>581944297You were told to get Commander Spe so you could use her inherit on your front
>>581944297It is meta
>>581944297I build an okay racist spe for my late umas, so I will just do that.
>>581944351hi nonny
>>581943061>nakayama 2500mthis is not a deedeepeepee track
>Run Oguri pace two million times and get 1st in the junior races no problem for the fan objective>See speed rainbow + two orange tier friendship growth on Asahi Hai turn>Its fine it's no big deal to ace Hopeful Stakes>get 3rdyeah that makes senseits a good thing it still cleared
>>581944351>>581944490i would fold if a woman whispers that in my ear or calls me like that even if i don't know what nonny means
>>581944297you run double front + late chariot
how much money do you think the japanese spend on this game monthly
>>581944393brow 3x long is all i ask for everything else is extra
>>581944351hi umama can you repost the uncensored version and give me kissies
>>581944516explainI thought it always works
>>581944351cute writing style...
XOGGY DOM DOM IS UNIRONICALLY GOOD COMPETITION BUT FUCK XOGGY MUR MUR YEPPERS FUCKING EXPLODED
>>581944297this is arima kino bwo just use your favorites
this thread is absolutely horrendous during euro hours, no wonder browns are making you go extinct
>>581944746There is a long corner right after the start, dd causes you to swing wide on a corner and you lose way too much distance, no movement skill will save you.
>>581944746>I thought it always worksThe idea of dumb front players never crossed my mind, this CM isn't so grim after all.
>>581945003gonna get worse during burger time
>>581945003American hours are the best followed by SEA but this general isn't ready for that realization yet
>>581945029naruhodo>>581945041I probably misunderstood lane parents having value forever vs the combo always working
I thought Umama was a yuro so why is she asleep during half of EU hours?
>>581945003All the well adjusted posters are working, what we have now are the dregs of society
>>581944802
Ace is so fucking cool!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwpAOX_YkLQ
>>581945234neets do not adhere to timezones.
I give up on reworking this retard for current CM, 1 stam is too much, 1 pow feels bad, 3 spe 2 wit means the other 2 will be too low
>>581945071I love burger time...
>>581945234Awful life habits
>https://github.com/kairusds/Hachimi-Edge/releases/tag/v0.31.1>Update Filipino translations by @searinminecraft
>>581945378>Update Russian translations by @notsuuUkrainian*
